Gore has a mustache? I never noticed...

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omg that was close...

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good afternoon every one

Right now it's 92 degrees, and no breeze where I am at.

I'm going wild with mod_rewrite, now that I started messing with it. Clicking user icons and comment numbers now uses the same system I belabored in the previous thread.

You know I have literally thousands of relatives in PA, and today while I was getting ready for church I really got pissed.

Double post

re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth

Right now it's 92 degrees, and no breeze where I am at.

54° light rain. The lawn got mowed, carpets vacuumed and cleaned, sitting down to a final pass on the tax.

Good afternoon, Lizards. 92 where I live as well.

You gotta be kidding. its 51 Deesgrees here in the Midsouth, a cold snap came through yasterday that made people's parts stand up!
-Hair that is....

Such a beautiful day is a conspiracy by the IRS- I had nothing else to do today except my taxes. Then wham! Such a beautiful day requires that I go outside.

re: #5 Charles

I'm going wild with mod_rewrite, now that I started messing with it. Clicking user icons and comment numbers now uses the same system I belabored in the previous thread.

In the software world it would be called feature creep.

On LGF it's just more geeking coolness.

Yeah...well..it spat snow here in NE Ohio this afternoon. And it's in the 30's where we live. Fireplace is going.

re: #8 Pvt Bin Jammin

Good afternoon, Lizards. 92 where I live as well.

44 here

re: #10 theyar

Such a beautiful day is a conspiracy by the IRS- I had nothing else to do today except my taxes. Then wham! Such a beautiful day requires that I go outside.

Laptop and Wifi, if it wasn't raining I'd be on the deck.

Good afternoon! Cool and cloudy here in the NE.

A saab saved my neice in a big crash this morning. I was point man as her folks are out of town. I wont speak ill of saabs any more.

re: #12 rightymouse

Heat just kicked on here a few minutes ago. Upper south, cloudy with showers and 43 degrees. Freeze watch/warning for Monday night.

Snow flurries this morning in Chicago.
Spits on Global Warming Kooks

HOT? It's chilly, mizzly, and downright nasty here -- starting to get some real rain at 50*. I wanna see Spring!

-- Ann

re: #10 theyar

Such a beautiful day is a conspiracy by the IRS- I had nothing else to do today except my taxes. Then wham! Such a beautiful day requires that I go outside.

I don't get it. I paid $75.00 to get my taxes done. State and Federal...walked in with receipts w2's records...even out of order...was out within 45 minutes. Picked them up a week later...done.

My best friend (who makes four times what I do has his taxes done by a pro, pays about 400 a year (gets advice during year)).

It's not all that expensive. I'll never do my own taxes again.

(no, I am not shilling for CPAs).

re: #15 MacGregor

Glad she's OK.

A curse upon your mustache, Al Gore.

Al gore with mustache

re: #7 jcm

You have been far more productive today than I. The only thing I've done is make breakfast.

I discovered that sprinkling a pinch of sweet basil on the spam while frying makes it taste like fancy Italian sausage.

re: #16 HDrepub

Heat just kicked on here a few minutes ago. Upper south, cloudy with showers and 43 degrees. Freeze watch/warning for Monday night.

The low tonight is supposed to be around 31 degrees. My daffodils and tulips are out fer Pete's sake.

re: #13 ThomasTheConfessor
As much as I hate the heat, I am glad I'm not in your area. Our furnace is shot.

It was 70 yesterday and snow flurries expected overnight. We need a public service tracking of Gore - to warn citizens he's nearby. He's a walking black hole. Hear that sucking sound ... shooooooosh-tushh!

Grrr ... and Brrr.

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Completely caught me off guard. Well played!

re: #12 rightymouse

Nice fire here too. I miss global warming.

re: #22 Slumbering Behemoth

Do you have to push the pram - a - lot?

Anyone know anything about Cane Toads? My dog licked one last night and ended up in the emergency room. Bad toad.

re: #26 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Works pretty good, eh? I couldn't find a better al gore mustache pic.

re: #19 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I recommend to everyone I know to hand over everything to a CPA and let them handle things. The stress this time of year ain't worth it.

re: #21 Killgore Trout

Al gore with mustache

Ha!

re: #27 MacGregor

Nice fire here too. I miss global warming.

Me too....**sigh**

re: #20 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thanks FBV. It was one of those calls at 4:00 - There's been a bad accident...

Actually, Gore's facial hair froze and cracked off a few winters back, this heat faze is what we call weather, not that BS global BS he touts. DId I mention he is full of BS? No shit Sherlock.

re: #28 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Pram? What means this, pram?

re: #31 rightymouse

Amen. I fought it for years, but the first time I did it, was totally orgasmic (and my accountant is not that hot!)

Just as it hit 80 degrees in San Diego, I had to get on a plane and come home.

Ugh.

re: #23 rightymouse

The low tonight is supposed to be around 31 degrees. My daffodils and tulips are out fer Pete's sake.

I worry for my blueberries, which are in blossom right now. Last year by this time, I had small berries about BB size, and lost the whole crop in a deep freeze three nights in a row

re: #34 MacGregor
Wow, you must have been in a panic. So glad she came out of it alright.

i fart upon al bores facial hair

re: #36 Slumbering Behemoth

We're the Knights of the Round Table,
We dance whenever we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
And foot work impeccable

We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're the Knights of the Round Table
Our shows are formitable
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite un-singable

We're opera mad here in Camelot
We sing from the diaphram a... l...o...o...o...t...

In war we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable

It's a busy life in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot

re: #22 Slumbering Behemoth

You have been far more productive today than I. The only thing I've done is make breakfast.

I discovered that sprinkling a pinch of sweet basil on the spam while frying makes it taste like fancy Italian sausage.

Some days it's gotta get done. Plus just got the mower back from the shop, brand new John Deere walk behind used three times and the rear wheel falls off.

With 2 boys I think they just create dirt out of thin air.

If I don't wrap up taxes today, it'll be tough to get it done by the deadline.

Shave The Goracle and do a piece of bidness for Gillette and Gorebal Warming. Partners in consuming consumer funds.

re: #6 ThomasTheConfessor

You know I have literally thousands of relatives in PA, and today while I was getting ready for church I really got pissed.

Double post

What, you were actually thinking of voting for him before today? Let's recap, Obama:

Is a socialist black separatist that hates America and dislikes whitey,

Is Gun Satan,

Is personal friends with domestic terrorists, unrepentant to this day, who bombed the Pentagon and several other buildings,

Is not a Muslim, but will surrender to them because he likes them better than Israel,

Paid for his Chicago property the same way Hillary paid for her cattle futures,

Will raise your taxes significantly which will, in turn, crush the equities markets,

Has more experience at drug use than governance, and

Will, with a Bonkey Senate, have activist judges to the left of Ruth Bader Ginsberg flying out the door.

Am I missing much?

/besides Code Pinkos and other assorted LLL freaks, who the hell in their right mind would vote for this lightweight travesty who places his hands over his genitals every time the National Anthem is played, knowing that hundreds of thousands died for that flag?

Welp - my beloved testosterone ones are fed and now watching a Star Trek movie. So I'm going to join them.

Later!

Atlanta is 64 degrees
POTUS Obama will fix the weather

re: #38 JammieWearingFool

Just as it hit 80 degrees in San Diego, I had to get on a plane and come home.

Ugh.

Lewis Black, "Easiest job in the world? TV Weatherman in San Diego. "Nice, back to you Bob".

Does Gore have amustache or is that just more of his sh!t coming out of another hole.

re: #37 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Amen. I fought it for years, but the first time I did it, was totally orgasmic (and my accountant is not that hot!)

I turn over everything early and let them sweat it. lol!

No stress. If it's straightforward, folks can file via the internet too.

re: #45 Killian Bundy

Perhaps he fears the wrath of Bichelle if he places his right hand upon his heart?

By the way... The beyotch has been kinda in absentee mode lately. She must be shopping for curtains.

re: #42 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

:headslap: Doh!

re: #4 Slumbering Behemoth

Right now it's 92 degrees, and no breeze where I am at.

Less'n half that temp, where I'm at..... :)

re: #29 Allah al Fubar

Anyone know anything about Cane Toads?

Invasive Species: Animals- Cane Toad

Now I'm suspicisous.

Suspect 1

Suspect 2

re: #39 HDrepub

I worry for my blueberries, which are in blossom right now. Last year by this time, I had small berries about BB size, and lost the whole crop in a deep freeze three nights in a row

My blueberry bush is still brown. Har!

re: #52 Slumbering Behemoth

:headslap:

It's getting late here across the Atlantic.
Cheerio
And Happy Birthday to you Charles from all your Lizards on the other side of the Atlantic!

Now I must go.

re: #10 theyar

Hullo! Not oft around here....though a quite old Lizard..... :)

Did you do your taxes outside, then? :)

re: #48 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Lewis Black, "Easiest job in the world? TV Weatherman in San Diego. "Nice, back to you Bob".

It was actually in the high 50s when I got there earlier in the weeks. Thursday and Friday were really nice. I try to avoid visiting this time of year, but had to go west for business, so I extended my stay a bit.

I prefer San Diego in the early fall when it's still good beach weather. The water was pretty damn cold the other day.

re: #54 HDrepub

Thanks, got that site last night. We're inundated with these bastards. Recently a Jack Russell was hit by one, and then last night my dog. He's alive after a $400 vet bill.

Where in the hell is Algore on Global Toading?

re: #55 jcm

Twisted sistahs.

Central PA
Temperature: 39F
Wind Chill: 35F
Cloud cover

Hasn't warmed up all spring

re: #45 Killian Bundy

Am I missing much?

/besides Code Pinkos and other assorted LLL freaks, who the hell in their right mind would vote for this lightweight travesty who places his hands over his genitals every time the National Anthem is played, knowing that hundreds of thousands died for that flag?

Screw you! who said I would vote for him. Its just my anger boiled over getting ready for church.

South Central Pa
49F
Clouds and drizzle
Feels like 30F

re: #53 Ma Sands

Wanna trade? I don't like the heat, and today's 92 is just the beginning. In another month or so I'll be begging for a "chilly" 92 degrees.

re: #64 Roger

Central PA
Temperature: 39F
Wind Chill: 35F
Cloud cover

Hasn't warmed up all spring

Should thou doth require the arrival of spring, thou must pay carbon indulgences to the Goracle. So speaks the prophet of DOOM!

Key West: Cloudy and cool, slight breeze. Gays next door having a fantabulous time; remaining clueless about the islamic threat that would put their lives at risk. But hey... let's have a toddie!

re: #64 Roger

Central PA
Temperature: 39F
Wind Chill: 35F
Cloud cover

Hasn't warmed up all spring

Down here in the SE corner of the state we just had two 70 degree days in a row. Now it's back to 48 bitter degrees.

re: #24 Pvt Bin Jammin

But.....if you were in a cold part of the country, it would be incentive to get your shot furnace working! :)

(I know --got mine fixed for the 4th time this winter, day before yesterday..... :)

re: #65 ThomasTheConfessor

Screw you! who said I would vote for him. Its just my anger boiled over getting ready for church.

/did you miss the question mark?

It's 40 degrees in Chicago. And I just came from New York where it was 72 degrees and sunny on Thursday.

If only Gore won the election, it would've been 72 degrees and sunny EVERYWHERE all year long with no hurricanes. All nasty weather, too hot or too cold is Bush's fault. The Almighty Goracle says so.

re: #55 jcm

Now I'm suspicisous.

re: #74 pre-Boomer Marine brat

"suspicisous" sounds suspiciously like soused

I wish, finishing up taxes, don't think soused would work as an excuse at an audit.

re: #75 jcm

I wish, finishing up taxes, don't think soused would work as an excuse at an audit.

(-:
Condolences, my friend!

re: #71 Ma Sands
LOL You are absolutely right. We have been putting it off, dreading another large expense.

re: #77 pre-Boomer Marine brat

(-:
Condolences, my friend!

When I looked at my taxes, and recall that the revolution was sparked over a 3% tax, I think about heating up some tar, and collecting feathers, and booking a ticket to DC.

re: #54 HDrepub

Thank you! That was a nice unexpected bit of education! :)

Car Bomb Detonation - Iraq "Close Call"
Kablooey!

re: #43 jcm

Plus just got the mower back from the shop, brand new John Deere walk behind used three times and the rear wheel falls off.

I'll be sure not to mention that to a certain friend of mine. Mentioning any sort of failings re: John Deere products is blasphemy to him.

Typical bitter Pennsylvanians who will not be voting for Barack Obama?

Any Okies here ?

re: #41 yochanan

i fart upon al bores facial hair

Given the location of his head, so does he.

Currently 38 degrees here in SE Wisconsin after a dusting of snow last night. Spring, what a concept! I blame George Bush for the lack of warmth.

re: #86 Paul

Currently 38 degrees here in SE Wisconsin after a dusting of snow last night. Spring, what a concept! I blame George Bush for the lack of warmth.

I hear ya. ack

So, as I sit here over my warming computer on a hot California afternoon feverishly finishing my taxes while the cloudless sky beckons me to wander outside, the gall of the State of California angers me.

For those of us who have lived and worked overseas (or still are....), the fact that the State of California will double tax you (on the taxes you may have paid overseas) is something we have to deal with, but it raises no ire with 99.9% of the population, though it is one of the more egregious examples of abuse.

Alas, it will never become a campaign issue....

re: #82 Slumbering Behemoth

I'll be sure not to mention that to a certain friend of mine. Mentioning any sort of failings re: John Deere products is blasphemy to him.

On the plus side, in and out of the shop in a couple of day, warranty work, no BS, they just did the job.

Stuff break, new stuff shouldn't, but to me how the company handles it is more important.

re: #67 Slumbering Behemoth

Um....last time we had a stretch of that heat, one of my sons kidnapped me & took me to his house for three days, to keep me from dying.....I was able to handle going outside once every hour for five minutes at a time.........and there was no phone, and no internet there! ):

/ :)

re: #83 ec marm

Wow.

re: #72 Killian Bundy

/did you miss the question mark?

Yes, but hay I'm a good welder

re: #84 mama winger

re: #84 mama winger

Any Okies here ?

My wife AKA "Hillary Clinton"

re: #78 Pvt Bin Jammin

It's been nice, too.......the repair guys have been almost my only visitors.....and one admired my new phonograph, and another admired the little room-with-new-loft one of my sons had built..... :)

We had a cold NW wind all day today. April in Arkansas can never make up its mind as to whether it wants to be March or May.

re: #83 ec marm

Typical bitter Pennsylvanians who will not be voting for Barack Obama?

No gun, no bible, hes can't be bitter.

re: #84 mama winger

Any Okies here ?

Yes, though not from Muskogee.

John Deere Green

They were farm kids way down in Dixie
They met in high school in the sixties
Everyone knew it was love from the start
One July in the midnight hour
He climbed the water tower
Stood on the rail and painted a 10ft heart
In John Deere green

On a hot summer night
He wrote Billy Bob loves Charlene
In letters 3 foot high
And the whole town said that he should have used red
But it looked good to Charlene
In John Deere green

A delicious day in San Francisco. 80 degrees, slight breeze. I got a lot of gardening done today, pruning, fertilizing, mowing for the first time this spring. Barbecue steaks tonight. Totally righteous.

Obama: "Oh, shizzit. I pissed off the rednecks"

re: #90 Ma Sands

We get a long "stretch" of that heat annually. 'Round here we call it "I F**king Hate Summer".

It wouldn't be all that bad if we just had a Spring that lasted more than half an hour. One year I blinked, and missed it entirely.

I guess the up-side is for folks with pools. There isn't a pool heater anywhere in this valley, so maintenance is much simpler.

Obama's never in his life seen a weapon . . .

/he wouldn't like to ban or confiscate

re: #88 freetoken

A good percentage of my work originates in New York City, so I have to file state taxes in Albany on that income, even though I never set foot in New York in 2007. And then CA. still wants their money too. It used to be worth it, but lately I am questioning if it is worth the trouble.

I make too little money for the gummit to bother with.

Ah, John Deere. They don't make 'em like they used to. We had the Johns with the old putt putt engines in them, the gasoline engine that made that distinctive John Deere sound. Now they just have that generic diesel engine sound.

re: #95 Ma Sands
The room with a loft sounds great. Wish I could borrow one of your sons. Everything is falling apart in our house and my husband hasn't been up to doing much, health wise.

Taxes.

/IMO, it's well worth the $150 to just let a CPA do it

re: #105 mama winger

I make too little money for the gummit to bother with.

You must share your pie!
/michelle

re: #107 Pvt Bin Jammin

The room with a loft sounds great. Wish I could borrow one of your sons. Everything is falling apart in our house and my husband hasn't been up to doing much, health wise.

Where are you, PBJ? There might be a VoTech near you that needs a project.

re: #107 Pvt Bin Jammin

Aw.....I feel for you.....

But, you know....the way it is, with them so busy, I myself often wish I could borrow one of them..... :)

re: #109 jcm

You must share your pie!
/michelle

I gotta make my pie higher first ! :)

re: #76 americanmale

Rush is great! Operation Chaos is killing the Dems. Keep Donating to McCain, Keep voting for Hillary, Start to donate to Ralph Nader $25.00 this week. Operation Chaos. Votenader.org

It is getting fun here in PA. Obama and Clinton keep trying to one up each other and stepping in it the process. She seems to be blowing the big softball he threw her with his "bitter" speech. Yesterday, she told a "heartwarming story" about shooting at her grandfather's cabin off some lake in PA. So today, someone asked her when the last time she shot a gun was and she told them that question wasn't relevant because she was talking about what Obama said.

They keep going off script and crashing!

BTW-is there a debate tonight?

re: #89 jcm

Stuff break, new stuff shouldn't, but to me how the company handles it is more important.

Absolutely. I will go miles out of my way and spend extra cash to patronize companies that take care of their customers, and to avoid ones that don't.

re: #110 USBeast
We are in Los Angeles County. Good idea about the vocational tech.

It must be close to 100 deg outside, I’ve got that hot lazy feeling, so I got caught up on my beer drinking and napping.

re: #116 DownRightMeanAmerican

It must be close to 100 deg outside, I’ve got that hot lazy feeling, so I got caught up on my beer drinking and napping.

I gotta move.

re: #113 livefreeor die

It is getting fun here in PA. Obama and Clinton keep trying to one up each other and stepping in it the process. She seems to be blowing the big softball he threw her with his "bitter" speech. Yesterday, she told a "heartwarming story" about shooting at her grandfather's cabin off some lake in PA. So today, someone asked her when the last time she shot a gun was and she told them that question wasn't relevant because she was talking about what Obama said.

They keep going off script and crashing!

BTW-is there a debate tonight?

If HRC ever shot a gun I'll eat mine!

re: #88 freetoken

So, as I sit here over my warming computer on a hot California afternoon feverishly finishing my taxes while the cloudless sky beckons me to wander outside, the gall of the State of California angers me.

For those of us who have lived and worked overseas (or still are....), the fact that the State of California will double tax you (on the taxes you may have paid overseas) is something we have to deal with, but it raises no ire with 99.9% of the population, though it is one of the more egregious examples of abuse.

Alas, it will never become a campaign issue....

It depends on where "overseas" is. Canada -- and many other countries -- has a tax treaty with the US. You only get dinged in one country (basically, where you claim residence) rather than th double-whammy you're seeing.

re: #118 jcm

She did that same "I'm a good shot" thing here in Wisconsin.

What does this mean? from the links above "Australian Father praising America"

We have all seen the bull---- emails written by some clown in his lounge room pretending to be at the coal face, but this is what was said.:

The heat! My god....the heat!

re: #115 Pvt Bin Jammin

We are in Los Angeles County. Good idea about the vocational tech.

Grab it and run with it. "All those that doeth evil hateth the light." John...I forget.

"All those that doeth good loveth publicity." USBeast

re: #111 Ma Sands
That's how it goes, doesn't it. Our daughter is so busy and overworked from her job we don't see her as much as we used to. There are suppossed to be three people doing her job for Los Angeles County but she is the only one.