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The Wonderful World of LGF Tags

Mon, Apr 14, 2008 at 4:22:42 pm PDT

A new feature tonight: the Tag Storm, a massive page consisting of every LGF tag from my front page posts in “tag cloud” format, linked to our TagViewer. The recurring themes really ... uh ... stick out.

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1 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:24:54pm

Badgers?...

2 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:25:14pm
The recurring themes really ... uh ... stick out.

Striking- like massive bolts of lightning.

3 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:25:26pm
4 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:25:43pm

Well I'll be--it's in there!

5 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:25:48pm

Tag !
Your it Salem

6 EC Marm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:26:06pm

Moonbats is like 48 point or something?

7 spikester  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:26:16pm

2 much info!

8 kiwiviv  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:27:30pm

Brilliant - I have never seen anything like that - it makes it so easy to find any subject. Brilliant!

Thank you Charles for all you do for us. This is my most favorite site online.

Brilliant!

9 reno911  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:27:36pm

Powerful Black Church = Angry Black Men
Angry Black Men = Dysfunctional Black Culture
Dysfunctional Black Culture = Powerful Black Church

/repeat as necessary

10 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:28:35pm

re: #1 Salem

Badgers?...

OK, here's your Badgers. Sheeesh!

11 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:28:38pm

The poor KOS kids can only dream of belonging to a real Blog
LOL

12 Ringo the Gringo  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:29:08pm

Does the size of the font signify anything, or is it just to make the storm look cool?...because it does look cool.

13 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:29:47pm

I like the the hover pop-up telling me how many articles each tag has. Very informative.

14 kiwiviv  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:30:01pm

re: #12 Ringo the Gringo

Does the size of the font signify anything, or is it just to make the storm look cool?...because it does look cool.

Charles told us that the size is about the number of posts on that particular subject

15 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:30:05pm

Charles
We really appreciate you work

16 galloping granny  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:30:32pm

Makes it easy to see what the hot topics are, doesn't it?

17 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:30:39pm

Thanks, Charles. I really do like the new system.

18 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:30:59pm

re: #12 Ringo the Gringo

Does the size of the font signify anything, or is it just to make the storm look cool?...because it does look cool.

The bigger the tag, the more popular the subject, I believe.

19 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:31:06pm

re: #6 EC Marm

Moonbats is like 48 point or something?

Heh. Check "Islam," "Radical Islam," and "Terrorism." O.O

20 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:31:29pm

Outstanding!

Of course, it's worth about a billion dollars to the MSM just to look at it.

21 stevieray  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:31:49pm

re: #9 reno911

All liberation theologies: Marx is god, and G_d is just a beard.

22 galloping granny  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:31:50pm

Makes the hot topics easy to discern, doesn't it?

23 m  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:32:01pm

Whatever do you mean?

/mr. magoo 8-

24 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:32:08pm

re: #12 Ringo the Gringo

Does the size of the font signify anything, or is it just to make the storm look cool?...because it does look cool.


Size matters
Ask any woman that is not your wife
LOL

25 Ringo the Gringo  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:32:35pm

kiwiviv & Sharmuta,

Makes sense.

26 Cognito  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:32:48pm

It makes me smile, for some reason, to see "clowns," "mentos" and "Duck of Death" all in the mix.

Off topic, I guess, a repost:

The US military is releasing the AP photographer.

An MF-Iraq official said they had "reviewed the circumstances of Hussein's detention and determined that he no longer presents an imperative threat to security."

27 Ringo the Gringo  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:33:11pm

re: #24 LeftJustAintRight

Size matters
Ask any woman that is not your wife
LOL

You been talking to my wife?

28 reno911  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:33:13pm

re: #21 stevieray

word.

29 Vergeltung  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:33:14pm

re: #18 Sharmuta

The bigger the tag, the more popular the subject, I believe.

well, then the boobs one should be rather large then, eh? ;)

30 m  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:33:41pm

St. Pancake! Hey there with your sweet syrupy goodness!

31 BlueCanuck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:34:46pm

Wow, cool feature. Looking at the tags that jump out should be an eye opener to those who need a clue.

32 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:35:23pm

Howdy, M!

Nice to see you again, dear!

Hope you are doing well. I have been doing this and that.

33 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:35:42pm
34 zoidberg  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:35:47pm

Charles,

Is there any way to turn it off - having ISLAM and TERRORISM and PALESTINIANS in big letters is a bit hard to hide when you're at a PC workplace :)

35 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:36:00pm

re: #31 BlueCanuck

Wow, cool feature. Looking at the tags that jump out should be an eye opener to those who need a clue.


How about a Raging Clue ?

36 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:36:17pm

re: #26 Cognito

It makes me smile, for some reason, to see "clowns," "mentos" and "Duck of Death" all in the mix.

OMIGOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

/Algore

37 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:36:58pm

"Butterhead" didn't make it.

38 kingkenrod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:37:14pm

re: #26 Cognito


The US military is releasing the AP photographer.

An MF-Iraq official said they had "reviewed the circumstances of Hussein's detention and determined that he no longer presents an imperative threat to security."

I hope they stuck a tracking device in his skull.

39 BlueCanuck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:37:29pm

re: #35 LeftJustAintRight

Unfortunately some people need a clue by eight

/clue by four wouldn't cut it.

40 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:37:42pm

re: #17 St. Pancake

St. P....you're back!

:')

41 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:38:01pm

re: #10 DesertSage

OK, here's your Badgers. Sheeesh!

A SN-NAAAAKE!

42 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:38:18pm
43 finkelsd  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:38:30pm

Wow. That is soo cool. :) Thanks Charles for all you do.

44 m  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:38:38pm

re: #32 St. Pancake

I hope you have a note.

/toes tapping, arms akimbo a la Miss Trixie :)

//you've been missed!

45 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:39:09pm

re: #29 Vergeltung

Uh- which boob? obama? pelosi? carter?

46 VegasRick  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:39:21pm

re: #37 Salem

"Butterhead" didn't make it.

Neither did "Butterface"

47 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:40:09pm

Sage, my beloved! Yes, I came back a couple of weeks ago, but have been busy, as always.
Muslim depicts 'violent' Christianity

No idea if this was posted, or not.

48 Sol Roth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:40:28pm

Gigantic "Radical Islam" & "Terrorism." They been in the news lately?

/MSM Consumer

49 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:40:43pm

re: #10 DesertSage

OK, here's your Badgers. Sheeesh!

We don't need no steeenking badgers!

50 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:40:48pm

Well, it's a pretty dang good feature, sez I...

51 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:40:57pm

That is sweet, m.

You would not believe how busy it has been. Excuse note is signed by....a cohert.

52 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:41:09pm

re: #45 Sharmuta

Uh- which boob? obama? pelosi? carter?


Yeah Right
Not all Boobs are created equal !
Some are even redneck racist ones

53 EC Marm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:41:29pm

The US military is releasing the AP photographer terrorist sympathizer/enabler.
After just blowing two years of his life in a 6 X 9 cell, we'll see if he learns a lesson. Please trust me on this, some people in that profession are pretty f'in dumb.

54 Kirly  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:41:35pm

Charles! that's awesome!

kirls

55 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:41:59pm
56 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:42:13pm

re: #32 St. Pancake

Welcome back -- pull up a chair an' set for a spell.

57 BlueCanuck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:43:23pm

re: #47 St. Pancake

I wonder how far he had to search for some of those images. Now using the British soldiers in Iraq is a red herring. I don't think I have heard any government coalition calling the Iraq war a holy war against Islam.

/more taqqiya from the muslims.

58 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:43:28pm

re: #10 DesertSage

OK, here's your Badgers. Sheeesh!

You realize that now my six-year-old is running around singing "badger badger badger badger"

59 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:43:49pm

Charles
The Smoking Memo
Needs to be a Tag
On Top
And the biggest one

60 DownRightMeanAmerican  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:43:50pm

re: #55 buzzsawmonkey

Waiting for the Christian car burnings and protests demanding beheadings...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Its on my to-do list!

/

61 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:43:52pm

Hey buzzsaw!

Me thinks you will be waiting for a very long time....

The rest of us have lives, and cannot afford the luxury of taking time off to behead those who offend us.

62 Sol Roth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:44:40pm

re: #47 St. Pancake

"In Schism I have used the same methodology that Wilders has used and that involves taking texts out of context," he said.

I bet it's lame as a gluehorse too.

63 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:44:54pm

Lucius Septimius

Howdy!

What a delight to "see" you too! Hope you all are doing well.

64 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:45:11pm

re: #55 buzzsawmonkey

Waiting for the Christian car burnings and protests demanding beheadings...


I will start that when POTUS Obama takes his oath
Ok ?

65 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:45:16pm

Chupacabra!

66 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:45:25pm

re: #47 St. Pancake

Sage, my beloved! Yes, I came back a couple of weeks ago, but have been busy, as always.
Muslim depicts 'violent' Christianity

No idea if this was posted, or not.

If Muslims think that Christianity is so violent, why do they want to kill all the Jews?

67 snowcrash  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:45:43pm

The little cloud is in a column on the left. Is there some regular button you click on to get the storm cloud?

68 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:46:07pm

re: #63 St. Pancake

As I said on the previous thread, it's been a rough day. That said, new baby sleeping in my lap does make things better.

69 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:46:10pm

I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE THESE CHECKS!

/it just contributes to terrorism

70 BGOH  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:46:12pm

Somewhere out there, there is a desperate Moby searching for any racist terms in the massive cloud formation. Silly frustrated Moby!

71 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:46:20pm

Christopher Walken! Church of the Subgenius!

72 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:46:36pm

Sol Roth

Would anyone even bother to watch it? Do we really give a flip?

73 cicero05  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:46:50pm

Tag Storm? Will this require rubbers?

74 wrenchwench  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:47:01pm

Bug report:

It says there are three pages of entries for the tag "cycling," but page 2 says, "No entries found."

75 Sol Roth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:47:02pm

re: #62 Sol Roth

I bet it's lame as a gluehorse too.

Too, as in unlike FITNA but like a beatup old gluehorse.

76 VegasRick  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:48:15pm

re: #69 Killian Bundy

I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE THESE CHECKS!

/it just contributes to terrorism

That is f'ed up!

77 Cognito  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:48:32pm

re: #55 buzzsawmonkey

Waiting for the Christian car burnings and protests demanding beheadings...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I don't think that was the guy's point -- that Christianity actually is violent. I think his point was that just about anything, even something as benign as Christianity, can be spliced and edited in a way that makes it seem centrally violent.

And to that point, I suppose he's right. Just about anything can be portrayed however a filmmaker wants. That doesn't negate the truth that radical Islam is, indeed, radical because it's violent. If there were a corresponding global movement of violent Christians on the rampage, we'd all say the same of them -- there's just no such thing.

78 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:48:49pm

"Sex" only has one article, and doesn't seem to be too popular.

You guys are slackin'!

79 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:48:57pm
80 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:49:17pm
81 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:49:36pm

re: #55 buzzsawmonkey

Waiting for the Christian car burnings and protests demanding beheadings...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The Southern Baptists might do it, if you can promise them there will be a casserole pot-luck afterwards.

(had many SoBap casseroles in my day)

82 onslow  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:49:41pm

"Scrotal inflation" didn't make the cut.

83 missouri boy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:49:43pm

Tags..your it!

84 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:49:47pm

Oh, Killian. Thanks for the link. I need to do some catching up on the news. I am bummed out as my oldtime fave Ummah News is no longer a viable link.

Sage
You are using logic! Dagnabit, get with the program, please! Christians most evil, kill a Jew. Plain and simple.

85 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:49:57pm

re: #80 song_and_dance_man

Look up boobs

Which one? obama? pelosi? carter?

86 Krampus  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:50:32pm
87 Fat Jolly Penguin  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:51:28pm

re: #82 onslow

Give it time.

88 LeftJustAintRight  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:51:56pm

Lucius Septimius
Hey neighbor
Gotta go Have Fun

89 Sol Roth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:51:57pm

re: #72 St. Pancake

Sol Roth

Would anyone even bother to watch it? Do we really give a flip?

MSM will vaunt it. It will be elevated as equivalent to FITNA; that we knuckledraggers aren't nuanced enough to understand because we're islamophobes.

Leftards that never see either will take MSM's word as gospel and thus the propaganda war is furthered in Islam's favor.

You know the drill.

90 slokat  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:52:50pm

I think it would be cool to have a lizard swarm page (herd?pod?tribe? - what is a group called?) using the same concept.

There are times I'd like to find someone's posts... and if I can't find where they recently posted to be able to trace the nic, makes the search difficult, at best.

91 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:54:25pm

Sol Roth
and do not forget-Kos will have many entries on the flick....etc.

We know the drill.

92 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:54:27pm

re: #5 LeftJustAintRight

Tag !
Your it Salem

I've always been it.

93 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:54:35pm

re: #88 LeftJustAintRight

Howdy neighbor backatcha.

Me go have fun or you go have fun tonight?

94 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:55:29pm

"Shit-slinging monkey" didn't make it?

95 DownRightMeanAmerican  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:55:47pm

re: #77 Cognito

No, the old testament passages he used are historical events not standing orders for Christians and Jews to kill Amalekites.

In other words, I have read the Qur’an and know that Moslems do have standing orders to kill and convert everyone by force, a force they believe is righteous, Jews and Christians do not, so we would not say the same of them.

96 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:56:00pm

re: #90 slokat

Hmmm ... interesting question: what is the corporate noun for lizards?

For cats I've always suggested it should be a "conspiracy," i.e., more than three cats is a conspiracy of cats, or something like that.

97 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:56:18pm

Muslim woman receives damages for headscarf slight

The woman was instructed to leave the bus in the southern Swedish city when she refused to remove the niqab veil that she was wearing as part of her sartorial hijab headdress. The niqab covers the entire face except for eyes.

The bus driver had asked the woman to remove her niqab so that he could identify her, however the woman was using a buss pass that did not require identification.

A little over $4,000

98 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:56:19pm

Everbuddy's been swallowed up by the tag storm.

99 Cartman  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:57:54pm

This may be one of the best LGF features yet, IMO. A quick thumbnail reference to just about any topic that's ever been discussed here. Very cool, and ty Charles.

100 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:59:13pm

re: #94 MandyManners

"Shit-slinging monkey" didn't make it?

Didn't I drink those during my ill-begotten college career at Thursday Night 2 for 1 at Bennigan's?

101 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 4:59:34pm
102 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:00:38pm
103 rawmuse  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:00:42pm

Looks like Bauhaus modern art.

104 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:00:47pm
105 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:00:49pm

Interesting little vignette in today's BotW:

The Tech, student newspaper at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, tells the story of a kerfuffle at MIT's Sloan School of Management. It seems the Sloan Lesbian, Gay and Transgender Club, also known as Sloan LGBT, emailed to every student in the school an invitation to a December party.

One recipient took exception and wrote back (we have concealed the obscenity): "If you f---ing fags send me something like that once again or contact me in any other way, I swear you won't be able to study at Sloan for some time because you will spend it at resuscitation department. If this is what you want, go ahead."

The LGBTers complained to administrators, who called the police. An investigation, which included a psychological evaluation of the sender of the email, determined it was not a true threat. The institute's Committee on Discipline held a hearing in February and imposed a penalty short of suspension or expulsion. The punishment was not disclosed, but the Tech reports it likely was either a period of probation or "a letter in the student's file."

This was a threatening email, not an exercise in free speech, but it wasn't a true threat, so kicking the student out would have been an overreaction. All in all, the outcome was reasonable. Except for one thing: It is possible that the offending student got special treatment and would have been punished more harshly if . . . well, here's how the Tech describes the matter:

Raphael G., a Sloan LGBT member who asked not to be identified by his full name because not all his relatives know he is gay, has been in contact with the student since late January. Raphael, after meeting with the student, said, "from very early on, within 5 or 10 minutes [of the meeting's start, I] felt this person is not a threat to me or the LGBT community."

"The incident occurred due to a deeply rooted cultural belief, not reflective of innate homophobia," Raphael said.


Wouldn't innate homophobia be more deeply rooted than any cultural belief? In any case, from what culture does that "deeply rooted" belief come? Neither MIT nor Sloan LGBT will tell us. The Tech has posted a letter from the gay group, which quotes the original email in full--except for one proper noun:

I don't care what you do among yourselves, and I am not going to teach you how to live. But I feel seek [sic] when you are trying to promote it or offer to join your events. It is not a dancing club or something that I can just like or not. You may not know that but in [redacted] beating gays is encouraged by vast majority of people because they insult society and nature.

The [sic] is ours, but the [redacted] is LGBT's. What exactly is being redacted? The Tech reports that according to an LGBT official, "the student's name and nationality were removed" from the letter "to ensure that it wasn't a 'witch hunt' targeting the individual."

Must be one of those pesky Amish again.

106 Sol Roth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:00:52pm

re: #97 St. Pancake

That's a standard CAIR tactic. Fight the infidel in the courts to establish precedent and expand sharia.

107 goddessoftheclassroom  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:00:55pm

re: #96 Lucius Septimius

Hmmm ... interesting question: what is the corporate noun for lizards?

For cats I've always suggested it should be a "conspiracy," i.e., more than three cats is a conspiracy of cats, or something like that.

[Link: www.rinkworks.com...]

It's (believe it or not) a "lounge of lizards."

108 slokat  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:01:17pm

re: #96 Lucius Septimius

KosKids would probably call us a "den of legged snakes"...

109 MacGregor  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:02:55pm

All silver lining on that cloud! Cool stuff - Thanks Charles.

If I may suggest, it would be cool to have a set of dropdown lists with tags available during the posting of spinoff links.

110 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:03:05pm
111 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:03:57pm

re: #110 song_and_dance_man

I can live with that, though a "rumpus room of lizards" also has a nice ring to it.

112 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:04:41pm
113 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:04:43pm

re: #100 Intrepid

Didn't I drink those during my ill-begotten college career at Thursday Night 2 for 1 at Bennigan's?

Not unless you ordered one Ibrahim Douglas Hoopie.

114 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:05:28pm

re: #100 Intrepid

Didn't I drink those during my ill-begotten college career at Thursday Night 2 for 1 at Bennigan's?

BTW, what would be in a "shit-slinging monkey" if it were a drink? I'm thinking Kahlua for one.

115 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:05:58pm

I'm not seeing, "Shoes." You remembered to include a tag for "shoes" didn't ya, Charles?

116 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:06:01pm

I guess this is a natural thing to show people you want to introduce to LGF. You might not hear from them for awhile, though...

117 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:06:04pm
118 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:06:04pm

seattlepi.nwsource.com...] target="_blank">

Marxist Monk Speaks to Seattle's School Children.Divisions between "we" and "they" are outdated with 6 billion people sharing the planet, he said. He also argued that compassion and warmheartedness should be secular -- not purely religious -- values and should go far beyond those who are easy to love.

"That compassion then goes and extends to your enemies," he said. "We really need that."

Tell that to Giuseppina Pasqualino family.

119 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:06:53pm

re: #114 MandyManners

BTW, what would be in a "shit-slinging monkey" if it were a drink? I'm thinking Kahlua for one.

Jagermeister.

120 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:07:15pm

re: #118 jcm

LINK LINK LINK

Tell that to Giuseppina Pasqualino family.

That's the 3rd time today the links gone poof when I post. But I'm running Vista today.

121 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:07:28pm

re: #105 Lucius Septimius

Gee. I wonder what was the [redacted] religion.

122 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:07:47pm

re: #114 MandyManners

BTW, what would be in a "shit-slinging monkey" if it were a drink? I'm thinking Kahlua for one.

Prune Juice?

123 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:07:47pm

re: #115 Noam Sayin'

I'm not seeing, "Shoes." You remembered to include a tag for "shoes" didn't ya, Charles?

Persian ones?

124 slokat  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:07:56pm

re: #107 goddessoftheclassroom

re: #110 song_and_dance_man

Sorry, didn't get the Lounge Lizard memo!

Thanks for bringing me up to speed...

(Clever of Charles to provide a Lizard Lounge for this Lounge of Lizards to Lounge around)

125 Shug  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:08:00pm

tag

YOU'RE IT

126 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:08:29pm

re: #122 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Prune Juice?

What would go with it?

*shudder*

127 Sol Roth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:09:42pm

re: #125 Shug

tag

YOU'RE IT

And you attract women with your mansexy aroma. Available a fine stores everywhere.

128 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:09:46pm

re: #126 MandyManners

What would go with it?

*shudder*

Add vodka and you'd have a "Trotsky"

129 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:09:58pm

re: #119 Sharmuta

Jagermeister.

It's been a while since I tasted that stuff.

130 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:10:15pm
131 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:10:20pm

re: #121 MandyManners

Gee. I wonder what was the [redacted] religion.

Church of the Sub-Genius?

132 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:10:23pm

re: #126 MandyManners

What would go with it?

*shudder*

Jeager, Prune Juice, Kalua, and Banana Schnops.

Hey, you can't expect a "Shit Slinging Monkey" to taste good.

133 wolfie  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:10:37pm

re: #105 Lucius Septimius

Very interesting..............mmmm...........

134 Shug  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:10:40pm

re: #129 MandyManners

It's been a while since I tasted that stuff.


lucky you.

that sh*t is nasty

135 slokat  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:10:42pm

re: #114 MandyManners

Depends...

What color are we going for? Baby, normal, other?

136 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:10:43pm

re: #123 MandyManners

Hmm... I don't have any Persian Shoes. Just when I thought I had all the shoes I needed...

Any arborists in the house? I have a woodpecker cranking holes in the maple tree on my boulevard - about a dozen or so right in a row. It's leaking sap like crazy right now and I'm hoping that won't cause serious damage to the tree.

137 MacGregor  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:10:46pm

re: #96 Lucius Septimius

This page akses the same question.

138 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:11:31pm

re: #128 Lucius Septimius

Add vodka and you'd have a "Trotsky"

Grady gave Lamont a Trotsky?

139 BlueCanuck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:11:38pm

re: #132 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Jeager, Prune Juice, Kalua, and Banana Schnops.

Hey, you can't expect a "Shit Slinging Monkey" to taste good.

I was also thinking plum brandy as well.

/just to take the edge off the prune juice

140 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:11:39pm

re: #135 slokat

Depends...

What color are we going for? Baby, normal, other?

Hangover black?

141 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:11:51pm

re: #129 MandyManners

Any mixed drink with a nasty name, I always think Jagermeister.

142 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:12:20pm

re: #131 Lucius Septimius

Church of the Sub-Genius?

Church of the No Genius!

143 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:12:30pm

re: #114 MandyManners

BTW, what would be in a "shit-slinging monkey" if it were a drink? I'm thinking Kahlua for one.

Kahlua, Banana liqueur and Bacardi 151, ice. Throw it all in a blender.

Yikes that would be sickly sweet!

144 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:12:34pm

Good evening, Lizards! I'm drinking a fine little Pinot from Oregon this evening - and you?

/Mandy, the shit-slinging monkey MUST include crème de banana liquor!

145 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:12:55pm

re: #132 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Jeager, Prune Juice, Kalua, and Banana Schnops.

Hey, you can't expect a "Shit Slinging Monkey" to taste good.

Now, that's just nasty.

146 galloping granny  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:13:03pm

re: #136 Noam Sayin'

Hmm... I don't have any Persian Shoes. Just when I thought I had all the shoes I needed...

Any arborists in the house? I have a woodpecker cranking holes in the maple tree on my boulevard - about a dozen or so right in a row. It's leaking sap like crazy right now and I'm hoping that won't cause serious damage to the tree.

He's knocking holes in there to get at the bugs that have infested the tree. Leaking sap isn't that big a deal. We bleed them every spring up here. Keep an eye on the tree though. You can't stop the woodpecker, but that he is there pounding away is a sign the tree is not in all that good a shape.

147 Cartman  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:13:16pm

"Black Friday" isn't in the tag cloud, either.

148 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:13:22pm

re: #135 slokat

Depends...

What color are we going for? Baby, normal, other?

Ask Hoopie's mommy.

149 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:13:24pm

Serve in a coconut. Fling when finished.

150 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:13:47pm

re: #134 Shug

lucky you.

that sh*t is nasty

I kind of like it, but I learned to sip it, not take it in shots.

It's basically old-fashioned cough syrup -- that's what it's original function was.

Now this stuff I really love.

151 CapeCoddah  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:13:54pm

re: #136 Noam Sayin'

Take a look at this Noam:
[Link: forestry.about.com...]

152 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:13:55pm

re: #149 Salem

Nice touch. Good Evening your strangeness.

153 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:13:57pm

re: #136 Noam Sayin'

Hmm... I don't have any Persian Shoes. Just when I thought I had all the shoes I needed...

Any arborists in the house? I have a woodpecker cranking holes in the maple tree on my boulevard - about a dozen or so right in a row. It's leaking sap like crazy right now and I'm hoping that won't cause serious damage to the tree.

Rifle with a scope?

154 Charles  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:14:00pm

re: #74 wrenchwench

Bug report:

It says there are three pages of entries for the tag "cycling," but page 2 says, "No entries found."

That's fixed now...

155 kifaya  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:14:21pm

Wow, the LGF tag cloud itself is a piece of art. I want to make a poster out of it and hang it on a wall.

156 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:14:26pm
157 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:14:37pm

re: #134 Shug

lucky you.

that sh*t is nasty

Why do people like it? I recall a taste that was very thick.

158 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:14:51pm

re: #138 MandyManners

Grady gave Lamont a Trotsky?

Even a wino needs to stay regular.

159 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:15:02pm

I woulda thought boobs would be bigger though

160 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:15:18pm

re: #152 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ahoyhoy!

161 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:15:29pm

re: #136 Noam Sayin'

Any arborists in the house? I have a woodpecker cranking holes in the maple tree on my boulevard - about a dozen or so right in a row. It's leaking sap like crazy right now and I'm hoping that won't cause serious damage to the tree.

/are you questioning the way nature works?

162 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:15:31pm

re: #141 Sharmuta

Any mixed drink with a nasty name, I always think Jagermeister.

What does Jagermeister mean? Master of the Jager?

163 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:15:46pm
164 Myrddin Emrys  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:16:00pm

cool. Zombie is the only enlarged tag in the entire x, y, z crowd.

165 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:16:11pm

re: #143 Intrepid

Kahlua, Banana liqueur and Bacardi 151, ice. Throw it all in a blender.

Yikes that would be sickly sweet!

151? That would be a shit-faced drunk drink.

166 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:16:19pm

re: #159 sojerofgod

I woulda thought boobs would be bigger though

Which one? obama? pelosi? carter?

167 BlueCanuck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:16:21pm

re: #162 MandyManners

jaegger is german for hunter. so Jaggermeister is master hunter. :)

168 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:16:40pm

re: #158 Lucius Septimius

Even a wino needs to stay regular.

WINOS:

Women
In
Need
Of
Sanity

!

169 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:16:54pm

re: #149 Salem

Serve in a coconut. Fling when finished.

Like Russians and vodka?

170 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:17:03pm

re: #156 buzzsawmonkey

With you on every point.

What I find curious is the latest addition to the mix, which is "questioning." There have also been petty fights of late as to the order.

171 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:17:09pm
172 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:17:16pm

re: #159 sojerofgod

I woulda thought boobs would be bigger though

Ok, there are so many that could go here. I'll resist.

173 EC Marm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:17:32pm

Whacky "Code Pink" news from Florida:

Three men dressed in black walked into Platinum Gold strip club on the city's southeast side Sunday night and started shooting exotic dancers with paintball guns, police said.


Okay, so far. Shit happens, right? I've heard there are a few older folks in Florida but I'd hardly expect them to be part of the entertainment:

Officers rushed in to discover three dancers, ages 28, 44 and 51, peppered with pink paintballs and covered in circular bruises. [Link: www.palmbeachpost.com...]
174 DownRightMeanAmerican  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:17:43pm

re: #159 sojerofgod

I woulda thought boobs would be bigger though

Barack Obama looks pretty big to me.

/

175 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:17:55pm

re: #146 galloping granny

You can't stop the woodpecker, but that he is there pounding away is a sign the tree is not in all that good a shape.

Crap. Guess I should plant that oak in my front yard this year. I just had that tree trimmed a couple years ago, too. It's far larger than any of the other maples on the block, too.

Could it be some kind of sapsucker, and he's drilling holes jus to get at the sap?

176 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:17:58pm

re: #162 MandyManners

What does Jagermeister mean? Master of the Jager?

I think jager's are people who put worms on hooks in Germany.

177 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:18:11pm

re: #162 MandyManners

According to Wikipedia (Oh it MUST be True!) Jager = hunter Meister = master. So the deer on the bottle is indicative of the proclivities of the imbiber, right?

I've also heard it called the "blood of the Hart" which is eurospeak for Deers.

178 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:18:11pm

re: #169 MandyManners

Like Russians and vodka?

Do they serve it in a coconut or just fling it?

179 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:18:35pm

re: #171 buzzsawmonkey

There needs to be an alcohol named for master debaters--given how argumentative some drunks can be.

Snicker, snicker, wink, wink! Jerry Seinfeld called it being the "master of his domain"!

180 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:18:36pm

re: #158 Lucius Septimius

Even a wino needs to stay regular.

Lamont wasn't a wino!

181 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:19:06pm

re: #167 BlueCanuck

jaegger is german for hunter. so Jaggermeister is master hunter. :)

Thank you!

182 Charles  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:19:20pm

I started using tags at LGF somewhere around March of 2006 - so the TagViewer won't bring up any posts older than that.

183 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:19:37pm
184 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:19:44pm

re: #175 Noam Sayin'

An Arkansas Woodpecker is in Texas bangin' away at a tree. Strikes it just as lightning hits, splits the tree in half...say, "Dayam. Beats hell how hard your pecker can get away from home."

185 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:20:26pm

re: #176 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I think jager's are people who put worms on hooks in Germany.

They hook Muslims now?

186 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:20:32pm
187 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:20:42pm

re: #165 MandyManners

151? That would be a shit-faced drunk drink.

Did I mention college drinking habits? Heck, a few times I looked longingly at my mom's Vanilla Extract (which did contain alcohol back then) while home on visits. My liver got much more action than my brain did.

Ok, Bacardi Light then.

188 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:20:46pm

re: #185 MandyManners

They are baiters.

189 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:20:48pm

Metro-sexual shoes?

190 ypnxjkb  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:20:53pm

HEY LOOK, 153 articles on women's rights and i didn't find a single mention of HRC or Gloria S., wow, there is a benevolent Being that cares! (didn't read ALL 153, so don't correct me if i am wrong, u will ruin my night)

191 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:20:54pm

re: #174 DownRightMeanAmerican

Barack Obama looks pretty big to me.

/

He's only one.....

Now B. Hussein and Rabbit Bait, you'd have a might big pair.

192 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:20:54pm

re: #177 sojerofgod

According to Wikipedia (Oh it MUST be True!) Jager = hunter Meister = master. So the deer on the bottle is indicative of the proclivities of the imbiber, right?

I've also heard it called the "blood of the Hart" which is eurospeak for Deers.

They still hunt in Europe?

193 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:20:56pm

That science tag is still tiny. I'll have to work on that.

194 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:21:08pm

re: #185 MandyManners

So your saying they're Master-baiters, right?

Thought so...

195 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:21:11pm

re: #180 MandyManners

Lamont wasn't a wino!

I was thinking of Grady, since he's the one who came up with it.

196 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:21:24pm

re: #178 Salem

Do they serve it in a coconut or just fling it?

They smash their glasses in a fire place.

197 slokat  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:21:34pm

re: #150 Lucius Septimius

All good meads deserve a good ale chaser!

198 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:21:34pm
199 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:21:43pm

Drinking and shooting do seem to go together.

200 galloping granny  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:21:46pm

re: #175 Noam Sayin'

Crap. Guess I should plant that oak in my front yard this year. I just had that tree trimmed a couple years ago, too. It's far larger than any of the other maples on the block, too.

Could it be some kind of sapsucker, and he's drilling holes jus to get at the sap?

I can't tell you that without knowing just what the bird looks like. There are a whole lot of different kinds of woodpeckers. Usually if you here them working on a live tree they are after bugs under the bark.

If you do not see any obvious damage on the tree - broken branches, funky leaves, that kind of thing then I wouldn't worry too much, though you might have a tree surgeon come look at it after it leafs out a bit.

We have a maple in the yard that the pilliateds have been working on for a while. Half down in spots, so this year it is going to have to finally go. Sad.

201 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:21:58pm

re: #187 Intrepid

Did I mention college drinking habits? Heck, a few times I looked longingly at my mom's Vanilla Extract (which did contain alcohol back then) while home on visits. My liver got much more action than my brain did.

Ok, Bacardi Light then.

LOL! What I wouldn't give now for the brain cells I killed back then.....

/youth is wasted on the young (and foolish!)

202 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:22:08pm

re: #188 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

They are baiters.

And they're really good at what they do. That makes them master baiters.

203 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:22:29pm
204 Alouette  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:22:43pm

re: #173 EC Marm

Officers rushed in to discover three dancers, ages 28, 44 and 51, peppered with pink paintballs and covered in circular bruises.

44-year-old and 51-year old strippers?

Ewww.

205 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:22:51pm

re: #192 MandyManners

Oh yes,

But there is one requirement that is not necessary here in the colonies: You have to be rich.

All hunting land is private, the preserve of the upper class and in some countries, noble class. In Britain it is called "Deer Stalking"

206 rawmuse  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:22:51pm

re: #173 EC Marm

51 year old exotic dancer? Modern medicine at work?

207 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:23:06pm

re: #187 Intrepid

Did I mention college drinking habits? Heck, a few times I looked longingly at my mom's Vanilla Extract (which did contain alcohol back then) while home on visits. My liver got much more action than my brain did.

Ok, Bacardi Light then.

I once had a slug of my dad's Maker's Mark when I was home for Christmas. It helped move on from Wild Turkey 101.

208 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:23:22pm

re: #203 song_and_dance_man

Heh. Let's see if it grows when the Trifeldge Putinard arrives tomorrow.

209 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:23:28pm

re: #189 DesertSage

Metro-sexual shoes?

No, no, Sage.... ITALIAN shoes. Be still my heart...!

/anyone else with a shoe addiction?

210 DownRightMeanAmerican  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:23:38pm

re: #171 buzzsawmonkey

There needs to be an alcohol named for master debaters--given how argumentative some drunks can be.

I stupid joke for newbie’s that go out on the boat, they start out as baiters and if they do a really good job, at the end of the day the captain will promote them to master-baiters. :)

211 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:23:41pm
212 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:23:46pm
213 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:23:50pm

re: #188 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

They are baiters.

But, are they masters at it?

214 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:24:11pm

re: #196 MandyManners

They smash their glasses in a fire place.

Hehe. I know, I just thought Russians drinking vodka from coconuts made a funny mental image.

215 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:24:21pm

re: #193 Killgore Trout

That science tag is still tiny. I'll have to work on that.

You're a broken record Killgore.

....but Dog still loves you

216 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:24:24pm

re: #182 Charles

I started using tags at LGF somewhere around March of 2006 - so the TagViewer won't bring up any posts older than that.

/how long could it possibly take to tag the other 2/3 of LGF?

217 EC Marm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:24:32pm

re: #175 Noam Sayin'

Crap. Guess I should plant that oak in my front yard this year. I just had that tree trimmed a couple years ago, too. It's far larger than any of the other maples on the block, too.

Could it be some kind of sapsucker, and he's drilling holes jus to get at the sap?


I gotta agree with GG on this. When you see woodpeckers around it's because the tree is probably rotted and bugs are infested in the rot. Hope it's not too close to the house. Insurance companies are getting tough on tree damage to homes where the homeowner had a clue that they were bad.

218 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:24:36pm

re: #194 sojerofgod

So your saying they're Master-baiters, right?

Thought so...

Beat me to it.

219 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:24:40pm

re: #213 MandyManners

Took me a whole bunch of posts for that one to be "got".

220 wolfie  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:24:50pm

re: #205 sojerofgod

Oh yes,

But there is one requirement that is not necessary here in the colonies: You have to be rich.

All hunting land is private, the preserve of the upper class and in some countries, noble class. In Britain it is called "Deer Stalking"

It looks like that's what they're working on in Illinois.
Ah! Cosmopolitan elitism!

221 Charles  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:24:53pm

re: #193 Killgore Trout

That science tag is still tiny. I'll have to work on that.

These tags are for front page posts only.

And that brings up something else I've been considering -- tags in the spinoff links. Right now, there's a single category, but tags would be an easy way to extend the usefulness.

222 wordwarp  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:25:03pm

Zombie is bigger than Zarqawi (and much less dead too!).

223 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:25:05pm

re: #195 Lucius Septimius

I was thinking of Grady, since he's the one who came up with it.

Makes sense now.

224 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:26:02pm

re: #189 DesertSage

Metro-sexual shoes scooter boots?

/fixed that for ya

225 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:26:37pm

re: #183 buzzsawmonkey

My suspicion is that it is an attempt to:

1) widen the categories so much so that the groups can claim to include damn near everybody

2) bring into the same tent a host of people who do not necessarily (or even necessarily) share the same concerns or interests.

As to "transgendered" that is frequently used to describe people who do not "identify" with their "biological gender." So when one of my students said that I listen "like a woman" rather than "like a man," that would be an indication of my "transgendered" status. (actually, it's because I'm a musician and sensitive to a wider range of pitch than most people) Again, the phrase is broadened to the point of near meaninglessness.

226 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:27:00pm
227 loflyer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:27:02pm

re: #161 Killian Bundy

/are you questioning the way nature works?

i'm not an arborist but I don't think you will get much real damage to the tree. Woodpeckers are hunting for tasty worms and grubs that might be infesting your tree. If it really annoys you, a BB gun at low power (like about two pumps) will do the trick with out killing 'em.

228 Slumbering Behemoth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:27:09pm

re: #112 song_and_dance_man

Or an octagon of lizards

A THUNDERDOME! of Lizards, where only the dumbest and most foolish of mobys or trolls dare to enter.

229 galloping granny  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:27:20pm

re: #205 sojerofgod

Oh yes,

But there is one requirement that is not necessary here in the colonies: You have to be rich.

All hunting land is private, the preserve of the upper class and in some countries, noble class. In Britain it is called "Deer Stalking"

Yup - that hunting thing is one of the reasons we have always been richer by far than virtually anyone other than the nobility in England. Even the very poorest of us have always been able to eat all the meat we could drag home without being hung for it, while burning a King's ransom in firewood to stay warm of a winter, more than the King himself could afford to buy. On a homestead at least half the size of Sherwood Forest.

230 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:27:24pm

re: #199 Salem

Drinking and shooting do seem to go together.

From a Lizard on the Open Thread.

231 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:28:19pm
232 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:28:21pm

re: #197 slokat

All good meads deserve a good ale chaser!

True. Which reminds me that I've got a beer in the freezer that I need to get out before it freezes. I'm hankering for a really cold one.

MNDT, anyone?

233 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:28:41pm

re: #205 sojerofgod

Oh yes,

But there is one requirement that is not necessary here in the colonies: You have to be rich.

All hunting land is private, the preserve of the upper class and in some countries, noble class. In Britain it is called "Deer Stalking"

Is that where Sherlock got his cap?

234 johnny_phish  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:29:07pm

Wow, the tag-storm is eerily beautiful!

235 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:29:08pm

re: #206 rawmuse

51 year old exotic dancer? Modern medicine at work?

Science!

236 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:29:22pm

re: #221 Charles

And that brings up something else I've been considering -- tags in the spinoff links.


Ah, I just noticed that. I assumed that the spinoffs were already included. It might be confusing to lump spinoff tags in with ones for your frontpage posts. I guess two separate clouds is the way to go.

237 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:29:36pm

re: #209 Grammy Cracker

No, no, Sage.... ITALIAN shoes. Be still my heart...!

/anyone else with a shoe addiction?

Imelda, is that you?

238 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:29:50pm

How long does it take to become a master?

Do you apprentice to become a journeyman first?

Gee, that could take years of practice to perfect!

239 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:30:16pm

re: #235 MandyManners

re: #206 rawmuse

51 year old exotic dancer? Modern medicine at work?

Science!

Booze!

240 Pawn of the Oppressor  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:30:17pm

re: #70 BGOH

Somewhere out there, there is a desperate Moby searching for any racist terms in the massive cloud formation. Silly frustrated Moby!

Well, you see, non-Progressive society is inherently racist, so there's no way to disprove racism by conventional, rational means. Don't bother trying not to be racist, because it's impossible for you not to be racist in this country run by scared white people.

Or something.

Seriously, I saw a prominent leftie poster on another website expound that idea once: We're ALL racist, even if we don't realize it. "We" being non-brown people, including the poster herself.

I don't know how these people sleep at night.

241 CapeCoddah  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:30:23pm

re: #199 Salem

Drinking and shooting do seem to go together.


[Link: wrko.podzinger.com...]

Some hunting stories with alcohol along for the ride

242 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:30:30pm

re: #214 Salem

Hehe. I know, I just thought Russians drinking vodka from coconuts made a funny mental image.

Didn't Soviet spies come to Gilligan's Isle once?

243 Attaboid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:30:39pm

re: #218 MandyManners

Beat me to it.

L8te to the bar.

244 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:30:54pm

re: #209 Grammy Cracker

No, no, Sage.... ITALIAN shoes. Be still my heart...!

/anyone else with a shoe addiction?

At this moment, I would like to tip my hat to Silvio Berlusconi.

Congratulations my friend!

245 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:30:55pm

re: #235 MandyManners


I'm not sure there is enough plastic in the world to repair 51 years of livin. I know, I done the time.

246 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:30:58pm

re: #237 MandyManners

Imelda, is that you?

/shy voice.... uh, si......

247 EC Marm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:30:59pm

re: #206 rawmuse

51 year old exotic dancer? Modern medicine at work?


Hey, maybe she looks good to the 80 year old clientele of the "Happy Memories" assisted living center across the street. Personally, once that first AARP mailing arrives, it's natures sign to maybe consider a less dangerous line of work.

248 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:31:08pm

re: #219 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Took me a whole bunch of posts for that one to be "got".

Slow tonight?

249 rawmuse  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:31:15pm

re: #235 MandyManners

Science!

A friend of mine is a boob doc. Yes, he installs them, custom made.
I figure, what the heck is money for, if not for this?

250 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:31:31pm

re: #161 Killian Bundy

/are you questioning the way nature works?

No changing the bird's taste in food, I guess. Kinda curious what might make him sick, though.

/

251 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:32:04pm

re: #244 DesertSage

At this moment, I would like to tip my hat to Silvio Berlusconi.

Congratulations my friend!

Absolutely! Reaffirming the wisdom of the Italian people...

252 galloping granny  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:32:45pm

re: #247 EC Marm

Hey, maybe she looks good to the 80 year old clientele of the "Happy Memories" assisted living center across the street. Personally, once that first AARP mailing arrives, it's natures sign to maybe consider a less dangerous line of work.

Consider the fact that Cher - who is still darned hot - is approaching 70.

253 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:32:45pm

re: #239 Grammy Cracker

Booze!

Her or the observers? Both?

254 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:33:02pm

re: #250 Noam Sayin'

No changing the bird's taste in food, I guess. Kinda curious what might make him sick, though.

/

Find a Blue Jay to beat the crap out of him.

255 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:33:09pm

re: #242 MandyManners

Didn't Soviet spies come to Gilligan's Isle once?

Rescue from Gilligan's Island

/you're scary

256 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:33:30pm

re: #249 rawmuse

Socialized Boobies!
/Change!

257 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:33:41pm

re: #243 Attaboid

L8te to the bar.

Gotta' be fast in this crowd.

258 kellino  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:33:42pm

Nice.....even Stevie Ray Vaughan is in the tag cloud.

259 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:34:33pm

re: #245 sojerofgod

I'm not sure there is enough plastic in the world to repair 51 years of livin. I know, I done the time.

Lotsa' cranes, too.

260 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:34:43pm

re: #257 MandyManners

Yes -- we are the people our mothers warned us about.

261 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:34:54pm

re: #246 Grammy Cracker

/shy voice.... uh, si......

LOL!

262 Slumbering Behemoth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:35:06pm

re: #231 song_and_dance_man

THUNDERDOME!

263 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:35:08pm

re: #252 galloping granny

Consider the fact that Cher - who is still darned hot - is approaching 70.

Would you believe an almost-51-year-old female who still is routinely CARDED when buying booze? No? You might want to rethink it......

264 Cartman  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:35:09pm

re: #230 MandyManners

From a Lizard on the Open Thread.

I'll bet that one goes over really well with the Brady crowd.

265 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:35:46pm

re: #230 MandyManners

From a Lizard on the Open Thread.

Good neighbors!

266 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:35:48pm

re: #250 Noam Sayin'

No changing the bird's taste in food, I guess. Kinda curious what might make him sick, though.

/

Blast it!

/use the .60 (HT: DS)

267 Blitherakt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:35:49pm

re: #230 MandyManners

From a Lizard on the Open Thread.

Some of those guys have horrible trigger discipline...

268 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:35:49pm

re: #249 rawmuse

A friend of mine is a boob doc. Yes, he installs them, custom made.
I figure, what the heck is money for, if not for this?

Good bourbon.

269 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:36:04pm

re: #253 MandyManners

Her or the observers? Both?

I'm thinkin' both. Her for the courage, them for the *willing suspension of disbelief*....

270 kellino  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:36:28pm

re: #268 MandyManners

re: #268 MandyManners

Good bourbon.

Cognac.

271 m  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:36:31pm

re: #209 Grammy Cracker

/anyone else with a shoe addiction?


Sweets!

*hands in the ayah*
*waving like ya just don't cayah*

272 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:37:21pm

re: #236 Killgore Trout

Ah, I just noticed that. I assumed that the spinoffs were already included. It might be confusing to lump spinoff tags in with ones for your frontpage posts. I guess two separate clouds is the way to go.

The spinoff cloud would reach nebulous proportions pretty quick I should think.

273 mean Gene  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:37:36pm

Did I miss something?
Where is the "Tag Storm" found on the main page?
Or is it found somewhere else?

274 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:37:43pm

Gotta' go beat The Kid into finishing his homework. bbiab

275 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:37:53pm

re: #200 galloping granny

I can't tell you that without knowing just what the bird looks like. There are a whole lot of different kinds of woodpeckers. Usually if you here them working on a live tree they are after bugs under the bark.

If you do not see any obvious damage on the tree - broken branches, funky leaves, that kind of thing then I wouldn't worry too much, though you might have a tree surgeon come look at it after it leafs out a bit.

I'm going through a bird identifier right now but it's coming up yellow-bellied sapsucker. This bird is smaller and not so spotty-black-and-white. It's gray with a red crown, about the size of a cardinal.

276 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:38:07pm

re: #268 MandyManners

Good bourbon.

Big Orange

277 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:38:16pm

re: #273 mean Gene

Did I miss something?
Where is the "Tag Storm" found on the main page?
Or is it found somewhere else?

I was wondering that myself.

278 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:38:17pm

re: #237 MandyManners

Imelda, is that you?

To quote my wife...
"If the shoe fits...buy it!

279 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:38:24pm

Nuke the reefs!

What does a coral reef look like 50 years after being nuked? Not so bad, it seems. Coconuts growing on Bikini Atoll haven't fared so well, however.

Three islands of Bikini Atoll were vapourised by the Bravo hydrogen bomb in 1954, which shook islands 200 kilometres away. Instead of finding a bare underwater moonscape, ecologists who have dived it have given the 2-kilometre-wide crater a clean bill of health.

"It was fascinating – I’ve never seen corals growing like trees outside of the Marshall Islands," says Zoe Richards of the ARC Centre of Excellence for Coral Reef Studies in Australia.

280 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:38:28pm

re: #273 mean Gene

Did I miss something?
Where is the "Tag Storm" found on the main page?
Or is it found somewhere else?

Just *page down* - you can't miss it. It is a thing of beauty....

281 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:38:43pm

re: #274 MandyManners

Which reminds me that my children need a sound beating as well. BBL.

282 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:39:00pm

re: #278 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

To quote my wife...
"If the shoe fits...buy it!

...in every color! LOL

283 Blitherakt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:39:02pm

re: #265 Salem

Good neighbors, bad example of gun owners. I count five guys with fingers on the trigger, one that's pointing the gun at the camera with his finger probably on the trigger, and one guy with a finger on the trigger with the muzzle possibly at somebody's head.

My RSO probably would have shot me in self defense.

284 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:39:20pm

re: #254 DesertSage

Find a Blue Jay to beat the crap out of him.

Oh! That one made be burst out laughing.

285 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:39:41pm
286 m  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:39:53pm

Left hand side, under the contact form.

287 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:40:09pm
288 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:40:11pm

re: #279 Killgore Trout

Nuke the reefs!

My dad was there for both tests. He was a diver and was in the water inspecting the hulls of the target ships right after Baker.

289 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:40:18pm

re: #248 MandyManners

Not me silly...

290 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:40:56pm
291 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:40:56pm

re: #285 song_and_dance_man

Click on the link in the entry title tag storm

Yes- but after this post is buried- where will I find a link to the storm?

292 galloping granny  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:41:40pm

re: #275 Noam Sayin'

I'm going through a bird identifier right now but it's coming up yellow-bellied sapsucker. This bird is smaller and not so spotty-black-and-white. It's gray with a red crown, about the size of a cardinal.

Oh you would know a pilliated woodpecker. They are pretty rare and really huge. Almost identical to the ivory billed they though might not really have gone extinct a year or two back. Big difference is the bill color.

Where do you live?

293 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:42:02pm

re: #242 MandyManners

Didn't Soviet spies come to Gilligan's Isle once?

What is this "Gilligan's Island" you speak of? ;)

294 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:42:12pm

re: #288 Lucius Septimius

It's pretty strange that coral likes being nuked. Let's not piss it off.

295 mean Gene  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:42:57pm

re: #286 m

Left hand side, under the contact form.

Isn't that the ''tag cloud?"
I was hoping there was a permanent link to the ''tag storm.''
It is awesome.
Will we have to always go back to this article to access it?

296 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:43:04pm
297 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:43:09pm

Thanks for the info, Granny & Marm. The tree belongs to the city, so about the most I can do is ask them to trim it - which I did a couple years ago.

I might pop an email to someone, though - just in case.

298 snowcrash  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:43:12pm

I was wondering that in post #67. I cant find a regular button to access the storm. Its not in the tags.

299 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:44:01pm
300 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:44:06pm

re: #292 galloping granny

Where do you live?

He lives in moonbat central complete with Keith Ellison!

/sorry, just had to get that out, thank God for the Mississippi river

301 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:44:17pm

Tag Nebula?

302 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:44:29pm

re: #201 Grammy Cracker

I'm with you, Grammy. I could have put my youth to much better use, that's for sure. I did learn to read upside down, though. That's something I gained from it.

303 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:45:06pm

re: #302 Intrepid

Grammy, such a cracker!

304 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:45:12pm
305 Charles  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:45:13pm

The link to the Tag Storm now shows under the tag cloud in the left sidebar...

306 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:45:43pm

re: #305 Charles

Charles? Ever thought of making a troll graveyard?

307 The Other Les  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:45:48pm

So who's the twelfth cylon?

308 m  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:45:51pm

re: #295 mean Gene

Oh, the big bad boy I favorited :)

309 rawmuse  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:46:22pm

re: #306 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Charles? Ever thought of making a troll graveyard?

Why? Don't you already have a place to pee?

310 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:46:31pm

re: #296 song_and_dance_man

I don't think you're following me. Where will a permanent link to the Tag Storm be located once this post is buried in a few days?

311 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:46:31pm

re: #290 song_and_dance_man

Does that mean Iran could become an Oasis?

312 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:46:37pm

re: #204 Alouette

44-year-old and 51-year old strippers?

Ewww.

"I'm Sally O'Malley, and I wear my red pants, and I can kick!" And evidently strip.

313 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:46:42pm

re: #305 Charles

The link to the Tag Storm now shows under the tag cloud in the left sidebar...

Thank you!

314 galloping granny  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:46:50pm

re: #297 Noam Sayin'

Thanks for the info, Granny & Marm. The tree belongs to the city, so about the most I can do is ask them to trim it - which I did a couple years ago.

I might pop an email to someone, though - just in case.

Trimming it might actually have caused the problem in the first place. If the branches are not treated just so on the open cuts the tree can become infected. Here is a list of all the woodpeckers in the US. The "sapsucker" is not any less damaging than other woodpeckers, unfortunately.

[Link: www.mbr-pwrc.usgs.gov...]

315 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:46:55pm
316 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:47:08pm

re: #309 rawmuse

Why? Don't you already have a place to pee?

I don't get it...but am laughing anyway.

317 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:47:37pm

re: #297 Noam Sayin'

I might pop an email to someone, though - just in case.

/can't go wrong with the University of Minnesota Extension service, pretty much their only reason for existence

318 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:47:51pm

re: #294 Killgore Trout

It's pretty strange that coral likes being nuked. Let's not piss it off.

Make a good mid 50's si-fi movie, giant coral monster comes ashore to wreak havoc.

319 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:48:52pm

re: #303 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Grammy, such a cracker!

LOL! How are you this night, big boy?

320 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:49:43pm

re: #294 Killgore Trout

It's pretty strange that coral likes being nuked. Let's not piss it off.

It is odd, thats for sure. Especially given the whole "global warming is killing the reefs" business.

321 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:49:51pm

re: #303 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Grammy, such a cracker!

Racist!

/

322 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:50:06pm

re: #292 galloping granny

I've seen pilliateds - roughly the size of an A-10, right? A friend of mine insists he's seen an ivory bill, but I think he's mistaken. I live in Minnesota - in the heart of Minneapolis. This is a boulevard tree the city planted when all the elm trees died in the 70s or 80s. This tree is probably about 25-30 years old or better.

323 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:51:00pm
324 ZekeMan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:51:08pm

Looking at the tags was very interesting. Of course one who is clever with code would make all the variant names for Hezbollah fall into his favored flavor. Then that one tag would get quite a bit larger. Heh.

325 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:51:09pm

re: #283 Blitherakt

Good neighbors, bad example of gun owners. I count five guys with fingers on the trigger, one that's pointing the gun at the camera with his finger probably on the trigger, and one guy with a finger on the trigger with the muzzle possibly at somebody's head.

My RSO probably would have shot me in self defense.

Well, as the Faith No More song goes: It's only funny until someone gets hurt...and then it's just hilarious!

I don't think he's quite pointing the gun at the guys head, though. These guys are clearly being playful, but I have a feeling they take it more seriously than the "Jackass, with guns" that the picture suggests.

326 mean Gene  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:52:00pm

There it is.
Thanks Charles.

327 DownRightMeanAmerican  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:53:47pm

re: #294 Killgore Trout

It's pretty strange that coral likes being nuked. Let's not piss it off.

Maybe that’s why my reef tank keeps crashing?

I forgot to nuke it.

328 Noam Sayin'  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:53:55pm

Gotta dash out to target.

BBIAW

329 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:54:40pm

re: #328 Noam Sayin'

Gotta dash out to target.

BBIAW

At least it's not out to "the Target".

330 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:54:41pm
331 galloping granny  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:55:01pm

re: #322 Noam Sayin'

I've seen pilliateds - roughly the size of an A-10, right? A friend of mine insists he's seen an ivory bill, but I think he's mistaken. I live in Minnesota - in the heart of Minneapolis. This is a boulevard tree the city planted when all the elm trees died in the 70s or 80s. This tree is probably about 25-30 years old or better.

That is pretty young for a maple. We've got maples up here that are well over 100. For that matter, if you go down to the Deerfield, Mass, area there are a couple of sycamores (part of the maple family) that were used as meeting places for treaties with the American Indians as early as 1700 or so. One of them is so big that the elementary school kids pretty regularly go out and see how many of them can join hands around the tree.

Probably your tree does not like all the pollution from living in the city and it probably was not trimmed correctly either. Usually best not to trim them at all if you can get away with it.

If you want an elm, they have revived the American Elm with resistance to Dutch Elm disease. The American Chestnut is also making a comeback. Raintree Nursery has both.

332 EC Marm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:55:43pm

re: #320 Lucius Septimius

It is odd, thats for sure. Especially given the whole "global warming is killing the reefs" business.


I think their argument is that GW is somehow affecting the ph of the coral reef water. Somehow acid rain is lowering the ph, is the argument iirc. They only measure the top inch or two of ocean water for their measurements. Junk science.

333 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:55:58pm

re: #301 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Tag Nebula?

"It's full of tags..."

334 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:56:29pm

re: #333 Salem

Thanks bud.

335 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:56:51pm

re: #252 galloping granny

Consider the fact that Cher - who is still darned hot - is approaching 70.

I do fear for Cher if she gets too close to a heat lamp - all that plastic will melt and she'll look worse than her actual age.

336 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:56:53pm

re: #301 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Tag Nebula?

Tagular Cluster.

337 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:57:11pm

re: #301 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Tag Nebula?

The absence of globular cluster proves it's a fake.

338 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 5:58:03pm

re: #335 Intrepid

I do fear for Cher if she gets too close to a heat lamp - all that plastic will melt and she'll look worse than her actual age.

Have you ever seen "Death Becomes Her"? Like that.... LOL

339 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:00:30pm

re: #338 Grammy Cracker

My wife was watching Dancing with the Stars (not me dammit), but I did see Prescilla Presley...talk about Madam Tussaud....

340 stevieray  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:01:18pm

Cool supernova site.

Fun to play with... see how deep it goes.

341 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:01:19pm

re: #323 Killgore Trout

A Cat Playing The Theremin Rod

That's not just cute, but thought-provoking...

342 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:01:31pm

re: #339 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

My wife was watching Dancing with the Stars (not me dammit), but I did see Prescilla Presley...talk about Madam Tussaud....

Dear God! She USED to be pretty. Now...... Yikes!

343 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:02:54pm

re: #342 Grammy Cracker

Dear God! She USED to be pretty. Now...... Yikes!

Did she catch something from Michael?

344 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:03:36pm
345 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:03:37pm

Enter politics, Muslim advises

"Since I've been in Congress, I've learned a few lessons. Perhaps the most important lesson I've learned is that the Muslim community in America really sees itself as a community that has a lot to offer," Ellison said

/none of it particularly good

346 EC Marm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:03:49pm

re: #332 EC Marm

I think their argument is that GW is somehow affecting the ph of the coral reef water. Somehow acid rain is lowering the ph, is the argument iirc. They only measure the top inch or two of ocean water for their measurements. Junk science.


Additional. When you own a swimming pool and test chlorine and ph levels, the test kits are very specific: Reach as deep into the water as you are able or the results will not be accurate.
But the GW nut cases have their own set of rules.

347 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:03:58pm

re: #343 jcm

Did she catch something from Michael?

Hell, yeah! So did Burt Reynolds, Janet, the Barbie twins....

/stupid patients, BAD doctors!

348 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:04:04pm

re: #303 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Grammy, such a cracker!

But not a typical white one - kinda brown and sweet, particularly good with peanut butter and a glass of milk.

349 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:04:58pm

re: #348 Intrepid

But not a typical white one - kinda brown and sweet, particularly good with peanut butter and a glass of milk.

I'm a honey of a honky, if you will! LOL

350 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:05:18pm

Koskidz: Serious question: Why is being a Marxist a bad thing?

....I can't help but think that too many leftists here are too quick to accept the right-wing talking point that being a Marxism is in of itself an authoritarian evil that must be avoided at all costs. While it is undeniable that many atrocities committed throughout history were committed in the name of self-purported Marxist regimes and/or Marxist movements, such a fact is not damning of Marxsim as an ideology itself. Why is it that the atrocities committed by Western imperialism and anti-communism over the centuries have largely been either ignored or disassociated from capitalism?

....calling it "evil" and demonizing anyone who professes to being a Marxist as "authoritarian" is wrong and also inaccurate. Marxism is perfectly compatible with democracy. It is also hypocritical to condemn Marxism as an evil blight on the face of the Earth while serving as an apologist for the evils perpretrated by capitalism's purported defenders do as the Pinochet and Franco apologists writing for the National Review often do. I suggest that those who call Marxism inherently totalitarian and violent because right-wing pundits tell them so read Marx's own writings and decide for yourself.


heh.

351 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:05:33pm

re: #341 Salem

That's not just cute, but thought-provoking...

/Persians are artists

352 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:05:36pm
353 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:06:26pm

re: #347 Grammy Cracker

Hell, yeah! So did Burt Reynolds, Janet, the Barbie twins....

/stupid patients, BAD doctors!

What that New York socialite, she ended up look like a cat...

354 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:06:28pm

re: #341 Salem

Cat #2 seemed to be enjoying the concert.

355 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:06:56pm

re: #318 jcm

Make a good mid 50's si-fi movie, giant coral monster comes ashore to wreak havoc.

I loved the big tarantula and the big ants ones. I think the casts were the same for both movies.

356 Ayatollah Ghilmeini  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:07:11pm

I wish I had a tag......

357 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:07:44pm

re: #352 song_and_dance_man

Then cracker fits.

/ducks

But OF COURSE! Just not TYPICAL, if you please!

/abso-friggin-lutely NOT your typical white grammy!

358 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:07:56pm

Damn revenooers!

Just sent billions in Zimbabwe dollars (well, their equivalent in US dollars) to the IRS and to the Commonpoverty of Moonbatachusetts. We're all poor after sending this in.

359 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:08:17pm

re: #355 Intrepid

I loved the big tarantula and the big ants ones. I think the casts were the same for both movies.

And Mystery Science Theatre 3000 did 'em all.

If I can't have Ronald Reagan back, can I at least have Joel and the Satellite of Love?

360 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:08:17pm

re: #356 Ayatollah Ghilmeini

I wish I had a tag......

You do! ;)

361 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:09:28pm

re: #358 Kosh's Shadow

But a Prince from Zimbabwe may email you soon, and offer to share his fortune with you. So it may not be too bad.

362 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:10:41pm

re: #358 Kosh's Shadow

Damn revenooers!

Just sent billions in Zimbabwe dollars (well, their equivalent in US dollars) to the IRS and to the Commonpoverty of Moonbatachusetts. We're all poor after sending this in.

I made out our checks this afternoon. Seriously needed a drink afterwards!

Several years ago, a friend made his state tax check payable to "State of Confusion". They cashed it.....

/Michigan. My poor, beloved, downtrodden Michigan....

363 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:11:04pm

re: #361 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But a Prince from Zimbabwe may email you soon, and offer to share his fortune with you. So it may not be too bad.

In Vietnamese dong, I am rich RICH RICH!


muwhahahahahahahaha!

/like 20,000 to $1

364 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:11:08pm

re: #361 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But a Prince from Zimbabwe may email you soon, and offer to share his fortune with you. So it may not be too bad.

The email I got was from a lady who fled and her husband was killed. In order to get $25 million out of the country they wanted to use my bank account.

365 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:11:52pm

re: #364 jcm

See? Riches for everybody!

366 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:12:04pm

re: #361 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But a Prince from Zimbabwe may email you soon, and offer to share his fortune with you. So it may not be too bad.

I actually got the Nigerian scam in a physical letter, stuck in a roadside mailbox, (no stamp), before email had reached the masses. (Well, I think AOL might have existed.) I knew it was a scam. This was maybe 1990.

367 loflyer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:12:49pm

re: #343 jcm

Did she catch something from Michael?

The sad fact is women do not age as well as men, as far as looks are concerned. Hence the plastic surgery. Not one of the the dozen or so women at my age and friends has maintained their weight, much less their looks. I really regret my superficiality of liking attractive women and good hearts....

368 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:12:51pm

re: #362 Grammy Cracker

I made out our checks this afternoon. Seriously needed a drink afterwards!

Several years ago, a friend made his state tax check payable to "State of Confusion". They cashed it.....

/Michigan. My poor, beloved, downtrodden Michigan....

I goofed on tax planning this year (adoption credits threw me off), getting my loan to the government back with out any interest of course.

369 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:12:52pm

re: #354 Killgore Trout

Cat #2 seemed to be enjoying the concert.

/man, that's one expensive cat toy, probably just as well, cats, toys, and noise can get irritating fast

370 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:12:55pm

re: #338 Grammy Cracker

Have you ever seen "Death Becomes Her"? Like that.... LOL

There ya go. Skin slippage, jacked up shoulder. Fake boobs falling down to her waist-line. Collagen bubbles everywhere!

371 opnion  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:13:07pm

re: #335 Intrepid

I do fear for Cher if she gets too close to a heat lamp - all that plastic will melt and she'll look worse than her actual age.

I gotta tell ya, Cher has not been hot in at least 40 years.
The other thing is, when she was singing with Sonny, if you closed your eyes, they sounded alike. Weird.

372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:13:28pm

Speaking of taxes, you can all thank me. I gave a fairly large loan (interest free) to our government this year. I am still waiting on their check...bastards, they'll take as long as they damn well feel like though.

But, heh, at least I'm not bitter.

373 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:13:29pm

re: #350 Killgore Trout

While it is undeniable that many atrocities committed throughout history were committed in the name of self-purported Marxist regimes and/or Marxist movements, such a fact is not damning of Marxsim as an ideology itself.

It's the same old adage, just rehashed for a new generation.

"Marxism is good....it's just never been applied correctly!"
Blah...blah...blah...

374 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:13:31pm

Tag storm good, tag storm fine, I put a tag cloud on my resume recently (up top in a summary section, using up to 20 point type), seems to get a good reception!

But Charles, can't you make one that, y'know, throbs? I know, I know, it's on your list!

375 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:13:56pm

re: #350 Killgore Trout

. Marxism is perfectly compatible with democracy.

No, because Socialism begins and ends with the assumption that human freedom is antithetical to the "common good" and always ends up acting accordingly.

In class we talked about the bizarre contradiction between the "Society is oppressive/the People are Good" cant. Ummm, last time I checked, "Society" is made up of "People." But on that contradiction is based all sorts of nastiness.

376 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:14:13pm

re: #367 loflyer

The sad fact is women do not age as well as men, as far as looks are concerned. Hence the plastic surgery. Not one of the the dozen or so women at my age and friends has maintained their weight, much less their looks. I really regret my superficiality of liking attractive women and good hearts....

Well, she does have acute angina (ducks!)

377 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:14:48pm

re: #361 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

But a Prince from Zimbabwe may email you soon, and offer to share his fortune with you. So it may not be too bad.

My poor, beloved Zimbabwe! May you survive long enough to see a return to your glorious-ness!

/and may I survive long enough to return to Zimbabwe!

378 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:14:49pm

Back for a bit.
No idea if anyone saw this, but this article gave me heartburn.
Jewish remains dug up in Belarus

Belarus' president, Alexander Lukashenko, has shown little respect for Jewish culture. In a radio broadcast in October that provoked a sharp protest from the Israeli government, he suggested that when Jews were numerous in another town, Bobruisk, they turned it into "a pigsty."

"You know how Jews treat the place where they live. Look at Israel; I was there," he said.

Holocaust train overcomes Berlin station ban

Polish lawmakers honor memory of 1943 Warsaw Ghetto uprising fighters

379 mbruce  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:14:51pm

Brian Sussman at KSFO in San Fran is opening his show reading from zombie's website and invited zombie to please call in. Going to be good, he is railing on Obama.

380 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:15:36pm

re: #372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Speaking of taxes, you can all thank me. I gave a fairly large loan (interest free) to our government this year. I am still waiting on their check...bastards, they'll take as long as they damn well feel like though.

But, heh, at least I'm not bitter.

C'mon, you're clinging to religion or a gun or something over there...

381 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:16:07pm

re: #380 OldLineTexan

Wasn't even thinking about that. Thanks!

382 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:16:08pm

re: #371 opnion

they say in time sheep become like shepherd, who become like sheep.
Sonny managed cher's life down to the last inhalation: it shouldn't surprise that they began to blend together.

I never forgave her, by the way, for leaving him.

I watched the Sonny&Cher show in prime time!
First run and everything.

383 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:16:09pm

re: #353 jcm

What that New York socialite, she ended up look like a cat...

Jocylin Wildenstein. And she's even worse now!

384 opnion  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:16:25pm

re: #376 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well, she does have acute angina (ducks!)

And the punch line is, "You should see her............"

385 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:16:33pm

re: #378 St. Pancake

Howdy! Good to see you again.

386 loflyer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:17:06pm

re: #376 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well, she does have acute angina (ducks!)

Not quiet that bad....PS, for you fellow procrastinators, we have till April 17 to file....

387 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:17:50pm

re: #372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Speaking of taxes, you can all thank me. I gave a fairly large loan (interest free) to our government this year. I am still waiting on their check...bastards, they'll take as long as they damn well feel like though.

But, heh, at least I'm not bitter.

But are you clinging to your gun and religion? Anti-immigrant feelings? Poor sad small-town redneck! LOLOLOL

388 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:17:54pm

re: #386 loflyer

If the 15th is on a tuesday, how do you get til the 17...?

389 Kosh's Shadow[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:18:09pm
390 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:18:11pm

re: #375 Lucius Septimius

Also they're missing the point. Marxism has to be run under a one party system. You can't abolish or reinstate capitalism every four years depending on who's elected.

391 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:18:20pm

re: #359 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And Mystery Science Theatre 3000 did 'em all.

If I can't have Ronald Reagan back, can I at least have Joel and the Satellite of Love?

Life got a bit darker when MST3000 went off the air. I loved that show. Made for a great Saturday morning with a good cup of coffee.

392 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:18:32pm

re: #382 sojerofgod

Watched every episode...my favorite was the...
She was a V-A-M-P....Vamp!

He made her rich beyond her wildest dreams, and almost as famous as she wanted to be.

She did speak kindly at his funeral though.

393 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:18:38pm

re: #372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Speaking of taxes, you can all thank me. I gave a fairly large loan (interest free) to our government this year. I am still waiting on their check...bastards, they'll take as long as they damn well feel like though.

But, heh, at least I'm not bitter.

On behalf of the United States Treasury and the Department of Redundancy Department, thank you! Actually, my two-job withholding plus estimated payments came within 5% (on the long side) on both federal and state, which is quite unusual, since my estimates are done generally by crystal ball. I've been wildly off before, in either direction, but they've pretty much lost their sense of humor in recent years when it comes to under-withholding, haven't they?

394 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:18:43pm
395 lawhawk  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:18:47pm

Charles:

The tag clouds are definitely interesting. Makes you really wonder what the focus of the blog is. /sarc

Meanwhile, for those who wish that science would trump faith, you were treated to breaking news about how the GOP is going to roll over and proffer new global warming initiatives that Bush seems willing to adopt. Never mind that the need for action to deal with man made carbon emissions has only a tenuous relationship to actual science, and that the climate models continue to be wrong (heck, they often get the 5 day forecasts wrong, to say nothing about long range forecasts). Despite this, it is an article of faith that the global warming nuts push for environmental and economic controls that will stifle the global economy and likely cause greater woes than we're seeing today. In fact, the global warming proponents pushed for biofuels from food stocks, which can only cause greater suffering around the world because more and more food is being mandated to be turned into fuel - a costly and disastrous policy that Bush himself signed into law mandating mandatory ethanol requirements in the US.

396 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:19:43pm

re: #388 sojerofgod

If the 15th is on a tuesday, how do you get til the 17...?

Think he wrote the post on April 1st and saved it for a really good ... well, you get it.

397 songbird  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:19:43pm

re: #137 MacGregor

Thank you so much for that lovely beardie link! We have two beardies ourselves. Now I must beg you to forgive me! I had to combine Bearded Dragon Lizards and Islam in these fun pictures!

398 opnion  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:19:46pm

re: #387 Grammy Cracker

But are you clinging to your gun and religion? Anti-immigrant feelings? Poor sad small-town redneck! LOLOLOL

Wait Barry explained that. It was because ," ah er, stutter, stutter"
Ok .not very well.

399 loflyer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:19:57pm

re: #388 sojerofgod

If the 15th is on a tuesday, how do you get til the 17...?


Leap year and some obscure holiday in some state.. Do a search on IRS and you'll find it....

400 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:20:05pm

re: #387 Grammy Cracker

Granny, GMTA! See #380, LOL.

401 gman  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:20:16pm

re: #350 Killgore Trout

One of the commenters sums it up best:

Marxism is not compatible with Democracy.
Because there are no property rights.
No property rights eventually means no personal rights. You are just a slave to the state.
And then there is always the oh so smart elites who know just a little bit better than everyone else how things should be run.

It's the road to hell...

402 lawhawk  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:20:25pm

re: #372 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You're not the only one who floats interest free loans to the government - anyone who gets a refund does that.

It's what you do with the refund when you finally get it that will be interesting.

I'll be using it to pay for landscaping done around the house and for a trip. Not that I haven't already budgeted for those items already, but it will mean that I've been doing my part to keep the economy going. Heck, I was doing my part for years. /

403 LeePro  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:20:49pm

re: #362 Grammy Cracker

I made out our checks this afternoon. Seriously needed a drink afterwards!

Several years ago, a friend made his state tax check payable to "State of Confusion". They cashed it.....

/Michigan. My poor, beloved, downtrodden Michigan....

Reminds me of an incident a few years ago here in Memphis. Someone I know mailed their regular (outlandish) payment to our local utility company (Memphis Light Gas and Water Division) with the check made out to Memphis Light Gas and Robbery Division. They cashed it.

404 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:21:13pm

re: #395 lawhawk

Y'know, it occurs to me that, in the name of global warming, we ought to shut down production in Saudia Arabia and Venezuela for a few years, just, y'know, until Al Gore is completely satisfied.

405 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:21:13pm

re: #392 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

How generous of her.

You remember the animation when they sang "Big Yellow Taxi"?
A favorite of mine.

She spent the next 20 years showing her ass (litterally) on stage to make a living. Probably poetic justice.

406 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:21:24pm

"waving at Troutster"

Hope your kids are doing well. One of mine attended school with me, and had his picture taken for the yearbook while "studying".

407 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:21:30pm

re: #394 jcm

Okay Vista's pissing me off. 4th link it's rogered today.

Marx on individual and community

“It is of course very simple to imagine that some powerful, physically dominant individual, after first having caught the animal, the catches humans in order to have them catch animals; in a word, uses human beings as another naturally occurring condition for his reproduction (whereby his own labour reduces itself to ruling) like any other natural creature. Bur such a notion is stupid – correct as it may be from the standpoint of some particular given clan or commune – because it proceeds from the development of isolated individuals. But human beings become individuals only through the process of history. He appears originally as a species-being [gattungswesen], clan being, herd animal – although in no way whatever as a “political animal” in the political sense. Exchange is a chief means of this individuation [Vereinzelung]. It makes the herd-like existence superfluous and dissolves it.

Soon the matter [has] turned in such a way that as an individual he relates himself only to himself, while the means with which he posits himself as individual have become the making of his generality and commonness. In this community, the objective being of the individual as proprietor, say proprietor of land, is presupposed, and presupposed moreover under certain conditions which chain him to the community, or rather form a link in his chain. In Bourgeois society, the work e.g. stands there purely without objectivity, subjectively; but the thing which stands opposite him has now become the true community [Gemeinwesen], which he tries to make a meal of, and which makes a meal of him.”

408 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:22:18pm

re: #393 itellu3times

but they've pretty much lost their sense of humor in recent years when it comes to under-withholding, haven't they?

Tell me about it.

/I'm going to have to print really small to get all the necessary words on the payment line of the checks

409 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:22:18pm

re: #351 Killian Bundy

/Persians are artists

They do seem like mellow and regal cats. I don't think I'm of the disposition to spend much time combing and bathing a cats, though. Since low-maintenance cats are in such large supply, after all.

410 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:22:57pm

re: #367 loflyer

The sad fact is women do not age as well as men, as far as looks are concerned. Hence the plastic surgery. Not one of the the dozen or so women at my age and friends has maintained their weight, much less their looks. I really regret my superficiality of liking attractive women and good hearts....

Oh, you're on dangerous turf here! Paunchy, middle-aged men with receding hairlines vs. slim, toned, fit women the same age? It all depends on the individual. Without a trace of ego or vanity I can honestly say I am *hotter* now than I was 10 years ago. And most men seem to agree... teehee!

/fighting middle age with everything I've got!

411 rawmuse  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:23:14pm

We are having trout tonight.

412 sojerofgod  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:23:17pm

re: #409 Salem

I got a bunch of looooooooow maintenance cats. Want one? free shipping via UPS Ground...

413 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:24:07pm

Charles, or a monitor lizard, deleted #394 before it rodgers the thread.

Bleeping Vista!

414 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:24:20pm

re: #410 Grammy Cracker

Paunchy, middle-aged men with receding hairlines

You called?

415 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:24:24pm

re: #403 LeePro

Reminds me of an incident a few years ago here in Memphis. Someone I know mailed their regular (outlandish) payment to our local utility company (Memphis Light Gas and Water Division) with the check made out to Memphis Light Gas and Robbery Division. They cashed it.

I've worked in the check sorting before, at a place that received lots of checks... people get pleasure out of that stuff, and no one ever even sees it. Just get's put in the right stack, the bank even posted to the accounts.

Like wetting your pants in a dark suit...gives you a warm feeling but nobody notices.

416 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:24:37pm

re: #403 LeePro

I got cheap entertainment like that when I was in college, and my roommate was the son of some Citibank muckety-muck, and it drove him crazy, bank never seemed to care. For that matter, you can generally sign them Donald Duck and they will still go through, at least for modest amounts.

417 lawhawk  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:24:48pm

re: #386 loflyer

Last year, many states had an extended due date because the 15th was a Sunday, Monday was Patriot's Day or other local holiday, and therefore the returns were due on the 17th. That isn't the case this year. Returns are due on the 15th, but you can get an automatic 6-month extension to file the return in many states.

The only catch - the extension is time to file, not an extension to pay the tax. You have to generally submit 90% of your estimated liability.

The IRS also has an extension policy.

418 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:24:49pm

re: #406 St. Pancake

Heh. Mine are doing well. I'm having a bunch of work done on the house soon. All the noise and strange people in the house are tough on cats. It should be over with soon.

419 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:25:06pm

Interesting - with the discussion of Nigerian scams, I pasted one from Suha Arafat - never got posted.

Charles seems to have programmed a 419 eater.

420 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:25:08pm

re: #411 rawmuse

Lucky.

421 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:25:44pm

re: #399 loflyer

Leap year and some obscure holiday in some state.. Do a search on IRS and you'll find it....

Um, that was em>last year.

/THE CHECKS MUST BE POSTMARKED TOMORROW!

422 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:25:59pm

re: #419 Kosh's Shadow

Interesting - with the discussion of Nigerian scams, I pasted one from Suha Arafat - never got posted.

Charles seems to have programmed a 419 eater.

It was there briefly at an email addy at the bottom....

423 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:26:37pm

re: #389 Kosh's Shadow

I'd kinda be a tad bit skeptical of a woman who'd been on the world stage, with a lawyer by the name of "Batman".

424 nyc redneck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:26:42pm

re: #383 Intrepid

Jocylin Wildenstein. And she's even worse now!

as i recall, she was called the bride of wildenstein.
and she really did look like a cat.
sad part is, that as a young woman she was quite attractive. but all that surgery and botox
not only did her face look strange but her face did not move at all.
how can that frozen ugliness be considered more desirable than simple aging?

425 lawhawk  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:27:05pm

re: #404 itellu3times

No, we should restrict Al Gore and Leo DeCaprio's carbon emissions for a few years. Just to see how they like it. No cars (multiples each - even if they are Prius/hybrids - because it takes energy to make the vehicles, not to mention transport 'em to their final destination, and transport costs for the fuel used for them), one house each that doesn't qualify as a mansion, and only eating locally grown foods, etc.

You know - to see how it really works out for them.

Oh, and no jet setting. You can telecommute and teleconference to Bali next time Al.

426 St. Pancake  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:27:23pm

Troutster
Hope you can keep them in a secluded room while people are clanging away. Poor kids.

427 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:27:41pm

re: #421 Killian Bundy

Um, that was em>last year.

/THE CHECKS MUST BE POSTMARKED TOMORROW!

At least the envelopes must be postmarked tomorrow.

428 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:27:47pm

re: #411 rawmuse

We are having trout tonight.

Oh..... Not Killgore, I hope! LOL

429 Kosh's Shadow[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:28:03pm
430 loflyer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:28:11pm

re: #410 Grammy Cracker

Oh, you're on dangerous turf here! Paunchy, middle-aged men with receding hairlines vs. slim, toned, fit women the same age? It all depends on the individual. Without a trace of ego or vanity I can honestly say I am *hotter* now than I was 10 years ago. And most men seem to agree... teehee!

/fighting middle age with everything I've got!

Good for you Grammy! Some women like Tina Turner and Dolly Parton have remained extremely attractive into their 70's, with the help of massive cosmetic surgery. Cary Grant nor Gregory Peck never had cosmetic surgery and remained Icons into their 60's. I think a lot of how you look depends on your altitude towards life....

431 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:28:35pm

re: #425 lawhawk

No, we should restrict Al Gore and Leo DeCaprio's carbon emissions for a few years. Just to see how they like it. No cars (multiples each - even if they are Prius/hybrids - because it takes energy to make the vehicles, not to mention transport 'em to their final destination, and transport costs for the fuel used for them), one house each that doesn't qualify as a mansion, and only eating locally grown foods, etc.

You know - to see how it really works out for them.

Oh, and no jet setting. You can telecommute and teleconference to Bali next time Al.

Let's not forget the batteries in those neat-o hybrids...loaded with heavy metals, energy-consuming to produce, and expensive in terms of energy to recycle.

432 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:28:35pm

(away)

433 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:29:48pm

re: #432 Salem

(away)

Yikes and

434 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:29:50pm

RoP.....
British headteacher shot dead in Somalia in raid on school by Islamist militia

A British headteacher who was shot dead in Somalia by Islamist insurgents may have been targeted because he was a Christian convert, his wife said yesterday.

Daud Hassan Ali, 64, was killed outside the Hiran community education project English school in Beledweyne in central Somalia late on Sunday night, along with Rehana Ahmed, 33, a fellow British Somali teacher. She was reported to have been shot in the head.

435 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:29:58pm

re: #414 OldLineTexan

You called?

How you doin', Darlin' ? I loves me some older men.... LOL!

/well, just Grandpa Cracker. But I talk a good game!

436 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:30:00pm

re: #409 Salem

They do seem like mellow and regal cats. I don't think I'm of the disposition to spend much time combing and bathing a cats, though. Since low-maintenance cats are in such large supply, after all.

Get an Exotic then. They're awesome, all I'll ever own!

/even used to own a show cat

437 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:30:10pm

re: #432 Salem

(away)

(anchors)

438 LeePro  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:30:27pm

re: #367 loflyer

The sad fact is women do not age as well as men, as far as looks are concerned. Hence the plastic surgery. Not one of the the dozen or so women at my age and friends has maintained their weight, much less their looks. I really regret my superficiality of liking attractive women and good hearts....

You are so obviously a — I hesitate to insult all the others of your gender by calling you a man, because you are not. Real men, in my book maintain a good level of integrity, which would include respect for the opposite gender.

Sad fact indeed! ! ! The sad fact is the vanity, not the aging.

Take a look at my avatar (at the wonderful age of 66), you fucking, aging asshole! I noticed that you didn't display a picture of yourself as your avatar!

439 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:31:08pm

re: #426 St. Pancake

Yeah, they'll be safe and locked away. Matilda is such a nervous cat that I worry about her stress levels.

440 wolfie  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:31:33pm

re: #411 rawmuse

We are having trout tonight.

I think in honor of April 15th you should send me at least half of it.
I mean, for my children.

441 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:31:41pm

re: #419 Kosh's Shadow

Interesting - with the discussion of Nigerian scams, I pasted one from Suha Arafat - never got posted.

Charles seems to have programmed a 419 eater.

University of Nigeria School of Business Ethics

442 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:31:48pm

re: #431 OldLineTexan

Lifetime Energy Cost Per Mile: Prius v. Hummer H3

Average, all 2005 vehicles sold in the U.S.: $2.28 per mile

Top 5 most energy efficient 2005 vehicles, over their lifetimes:
1. Scion xB: $0.48 per mile
2. Ford Escort: $0.57 per mile
3. Jeep Wrangler: $0.60 per mile
4. Chevrolet Tracker: $0.69 per mile
5. Toyota Echo: $0.70 per mile

Top 5 least energy efficient 2005 vehicles, over their lifetimes:
1. Mercedes Benz produced Maybach: $11.58 per mile
2. Volkswagen Phaeton: $11.21 per mile
3. Rolls-Royce: $10.66 per mile
4. Bentley: $10.56 per mile
5. Audi Allroad Quattro: $5.59 per mile

2005 Hybrid Vehicle energy efficiency over their lifetimes:
1. Honda Insight: $2.94 per mile
2. Ford Escape Hybrid: $3.18 per mile
3. Honda Civic Hybrid: $3.24 per mile
4. Toyota Prius: $3.25 per mile
5. Honda Accord Hybrid: $3.30 per mile

2005 Hummer H3: $1.949 per mile

443 opnion  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:32:13pm

re: #430 loflyer

Good for you Grammy! Some women like Tina Turner and Dolly Parton have remained extremely attractive into their 70's, with the help of massive cosmetic surgery. Cary Grant nor Gregory Peck never had cosmetic surgery and remained Icons into their 60's. I think a lot of how you look depends on your altitude towards life....

Actually, Dolly kinda looks like a space alien with water wings.

444 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:32:43pm

re: #438 LeePro

When my Grandmother was 66- she still turned heads. You look great. :)

445 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:34:08pm

Hmmm - 2nd post of the Suha Arafat Nigerian scam got eaten too.

That's it, before Stinky thinks I'm really trying to do something more than entertain lizards. We're all smart enough not to send money to Ms Arafish.

446 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:34:50pm

re: #430 loflyer

Good for you Grammy! Some women like Tina Turner and Dolly Parton have remained extremely attractive into their 70's, with the help of massive cosmetic surgery. Cary Grant nor Gregory Peck never had cosmetic surgery and remained Icons into their 60's. I think a lot of how you look depends on your altitude towards life....

Well, in fairness I should say I'm not anywhere near 60, let alone 70, so we'll see how it all ages....

/NOT a typical grammy! Long story....

447 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:34:57pm

re: #442 jcm

Hummer was a dollar ninety four point nine a mile, or 1,949.00 per mile...I'm thinking the latter.

448 loflyer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:35:05pm

re: #421 Killian Bundy

Um, that was em>last year.

/THE CHECKS MUST BE POSTMARKED TOMORROW!

Thats not would I have read on the IRS site....Hmm been doing some searches my self and nothing being said about April 17 filing date...

449 deathtotheswiss  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:35:21pm

Let's see how many tags I can hit in one extended sentence.

I wish Jimmy Carter wasn't such a stellar example of liberal Kos Kid dhimmitude in his support of Palestinian terrorism and his disease like hatred of Israel and our current president George Walker Bush that only smacks of post 9/11 idiocy.

450 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:35:29pm

re: #446 Grammy Cracker

Well, in fairness I should say I'm not anywhere near 60, let alone 70, so we'll see how it all ages....

/NOT a typical grammy! Long story....

/pulls up chair next to FBV

Do tell...

451 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:35:49pm

re: #438 LeePro

Did you figure out how to upload pictures to your free Comcast storage space?

/well kinda free because you're already paying up the nose for the service

452 wolfie  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:36:12pm

re: #434 Killgore Trout

Grim.

453 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:36:18pm

re: #449 deathtotheswiss

Nice.

454 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:36:22pm

re: #445 Kosh's Shadow
You know I saw a phone # in the second one as well.

455 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:36:30pm

re: #451 Killian Bundy

Did you figure out how to upload pictures to your free Comcast storage space?

/well kinda free because you're already paying up the nose for the service

We pay through the nose.

/your way sounds more painful

;)

456 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:36:33pm

re: #424 nyc redneck

as i recall, she was called the bride of wildenstein.
and she really did look like a cat.
sad part is, that as a young woman she was quite attractive. but all that surgery and botox
not only did her face look strange but her face did not move at all.
how can that frozen ugliness be considered more desirable than simple aging?

She's had more done within the last number of months - the hideousness escalated. She and Wildenstein divorced some time ago, but she's got a new boyfriend or husband now.

She must have a good personality.

/

457 The Other Les  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:36:36pm

re: #362 Grammy Cracker

I made out our checks this afternoon. Seriously needed a drink afterwards!

Several years ago, a friend made his state tax check payable to "State of Confusion". They cashed it.....

/Michigan. My poor, beloved, downtrodden Michigan....

Someone once told me that he would write out the check for the amount he owed minus five dollars, staple a five dollar bill to the check, and mail it with his tax forms to the Commissioner of Revenue on the island of Guam.

458 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:37:02pm

re: #438 LeePro

You are so obviously a — I hesitate to insult all the others of your gender by calling you a man, because you are not. Real men, in my book maintain a good level of integrity, which would include respect for the opposite gender.

Sad fact indeed! ! ! The sad fact is the vanity, not the aging.

Take a look at my avatar (at the wonderful age of 66), you fucking, aging asshole! I noticed that you didn't display a picture of yourself as your avatar!

DAMN GIRL! You are FINE! If some young buck insults you, consider the source!

/ 60 is the new 40!

459 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:37:14pm

re: #448 loflyer

Thats not would I have read on the IRS site....Hmm been doing some searches my self and nothing being said about April 17 filing date...

Trust me, my CPA says April 15th.

/tax is all he does

460 BlueCanuck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:37:18pm

re: #438 LeePro

Good evening LeePro. Yes I agree with you on that one. I have seen older women that were still hot. And I have seen younger women that have gone to seed. Now the thing is I call vice versa. Men will be the same way.

/Hello kettle, meet pot.

461 Oh no...Sand People!  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:37:20pm
The recurring themes really ... uh ... stick out.

The ROP just has a knack for Viral Marketing...

*SPIT*

462 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:37:23pm

re: #410 Grammy Cracker

GO GRAMMY! I love it. Stay hot, lady -- you're inspiring the rest of us gals.

463 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:37:55pm

re: #445 Kosh's Shadow

Yeah, I asked him to delete it. Just sent all the pertinent information. The money's MINE! ALL MINE I TELL YA!

464 nyc redneck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:38:11pm

re: #438 LeePro

you do not look 66 yrs. old.
is that a photo of your daughter?
;)

465 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:38:52pm

hermeneutics!

How's your budding engineer?

466 loflyer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:38:59pm

re: #438 LeePro

You are so obviously a — I hesitate to insult all the others of your gender by calling you a man, because you are not. Real men, in my book maintain a good level of integrity, which would include respect for the opposite gender.

Sad fact indeed! ! ! The sad fact is the vanity, not the aging.

Take a look at my avatar (at the wonderful age of 66), you fucking, aging asshole! I noticed that you didn't display a picture of yourself as your avatar!

I am still breathing, laughing and generally getting over hitting 50. Suggest you do the same....(It's not the end of the world) and it could be a heck of a lot worse!

467 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:40:01pm

How old are these people?

/you'd be surprised

468 nyc redneck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:40:09pm

re: #446 Grammy Cracker

Well, in fairness I should say I'm not anywhere near 60, let alone 70, so we'll see how it all ages....

/NOT a typical grammy! Long story....

i might know your story. i could have been a granny at 35.

469 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:41:20pm

re: #450 OldLineTexan

/pulls up chair next to FBV

Do tell...

Okay.... short version. Married old coot with 4 teen-aged kids. Became grammy for first time at age 30. Now have 6 grandkids, 2 of whom I'm old enough to be bio-grammy to. The end......

/I still love me some grandbabies, though!

470 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:41:49pm

re: #438 LeePro
You look fantastic! You'll have to give us all of your beauty secrets.
;)

471 lawhawk  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:42:20pm

re: #449 deathtotheswiss

Let's see how many tags I can hit in one extended sentence.

I wish Jimmy Carter wasn't such a stellar example of liberal Kos Kid dhimmitude in his support of Palestinian terrorism and his disease like hatred of Israel and our current president George Walker Bush that only smacks of post 9/11 idiocy.

Piker. / just kidding

Here's how you do it.

When you have shills like CAIR and Jimmy Carter advancing the notion that Hamas is a peace loving militant group and not a terrorist organization pushing radical Islam on the Middle East and the world, seeking the destruction of Israel and all that we hold dear, just like Palestinian terrorists Islamic Jihad and Fatah and pan Islamic groups like Hizbullah and al Qaeda, along with the terror masters in Iran and Syria including Ahmadinejad and Assad to the likes of Barack Obama with the nodding approval of Daily Kos, something is seriously wrong with the Democrats and their dhimmitude; maybe it is the media bias that has replaced proper news with propaganda that has caused the brain rot that has destroyed all semblance of rational relationship to foreign policy here in the US.

472 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:42:33pm

re: #465 OldLineTexan

Hi Old line,

He just took his final exam in art history -- got a B. I'm relieved. Next weekend he races in California.

473 rawmuse  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:45:33pm

re: #420 Killgore Trout

Trout is $3.59 per lb. Salmon is up to 15 bucks here, and will go even higher.

474 loflyer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:45:54pm

re: #459 Killian Bundy

Trust me, my CPA says April 15th.

/tax is all he does


Thanks Killgore, I'll take off half the day tomorrow....

475 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:46:27pm

re: #471 lawhawk

Well done! +1 for you.

476 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:47:07pm

Tutti il mondo -


Avanti Italia - Sr. Burlusconi is back!

-S-

477 LeePro  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:47:14pm

re: #444 Sharmuta

When my Grandmother was 66- she still turned heads. You look great. :)

Thanks. I've even been carded for ordering form the old farts menu!
hee hee

/ somebody said it was in my jeans, but they don't even fit anymore!
; )

478 Mirage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:47:28pm

re: #412 sojerofgod

I got a bunch of looooooooow maintenance cats. Want one? free shipping via UPS Ground...

There's such a thing as a low maintenance cat? You sure you don't have a dog in disguise? :D

479 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:47:41pm

re: #473 rawmuse

Trout is $3.59 per lb. Salmon is up to 15 bucks here, and will go even higher.

Does that mean that one Salmon Rushdie is worth four Killgore Trout's?

480 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:48:05pm

re: #468 nyc redneck

i might know your story. i could have been a granny at 35.

I think it's the best! I'm young enough to play with them, old enough to love on 'em and kiss their boo-boos, and then I get to send them home to their mommies!

/the babies don't know AGE. They know LOVE. I'm their Grammy, and that's all that matters to them, or to me.

481 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:48:12pm

re: #469 Grammy Cracker

Dr. Bertice Berry is a comedianne who has a bit like Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Jokes, but it is "you might be ghetto". She's brilliant. One of them is...

If your grandma is under 30 years old, you might be ghetto!

482 loflyer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:48:34pm

re: #474 loflyer

Thanks Killgore, I'll take off half the day tomorrow....


OOP's make that Killian B, my mistake! Many thanks!

483 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:48:56pm

re: #473 rawmuse

They're talking about shutting down all Salmon fishing off the coast of Oregon and California next year. Salmon will be worth it's weight in gold.

484 LeePro  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:49:08pm

re: #451 Killian Bundy

Did you figure out how to upload pictures to your free Comcast storage space?

/well kinda free because you're already paying up the nose for the service

Workin' on it. Not hopeful. They do not like customers!

485 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:49:14pm

re: #481 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Dr. Bertice Berry is a comedianne who has a bit like Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Jokes, but it is "you might be ghetto". She's brilliant. One of them is...

If your grandma is under 30 years old, you might be ghetto!

Or, you might be from West Virgina.

486 lobo91  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:49:22pm

re: #478 Mirage

There's such a thing as a low maintenance cat? You sure you don't have a dog in disguise? :D

We have one of each. The dog (a Sheltie) is much higher maintenance than the cat.

487 Killgore Trout  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:49:55pm

re: #479 DesertSage

Nah, I couldn't get even a quarter of a Fatwa.

488 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:50:24pm

re: #479 DesertSage

Does that mean that one Salmon Rushdie is worth four Killgore Trout's?

"Sage"

Salmon may be worth 4X Trout. Israelis, however seem to be worth +/- one hundred or more "Palestinians."

-S-

489 Mirage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:51:21pm

re: #486 lobo91

We have one of each. The dog (a Sheltie) is much higher maintenance than the cat.

I admit I've seen some exceptionally pampered and spoiled dogs, though it's not the norm. Makes me think they are wanna-be cats.

490 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:51:38pm

re: #483 Killgore Trout

Without Oregon as an option, I'll take my boys to Hyder Alaska this August to fish salmon. Its more fun anyway and now you've give me the excuse I needed. Yea -- Alaska, again.

491 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:52:16pm

re: #483 Killgore Trout

They're talking about shutting down all Salmon fishing off the coast of Oregon and California next year. Salmon will be worth it's weight in gold.

I'll be RICH! Rich, I tell you, RICH! All Grandpa Cracker does all summer long is salmon fish. I have more recipes for salmon than the average woman has for hamburger!

/ Woo Hoo!

492 opnion  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:52:25pm

re: #485 MandyManners

Or, you might be from West Virgina.

You mean like goin to family reunions to meet women?

493 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:53:01pm

re: #489 Mirage

All of my cats have been low maintenance. Here's your food, here's your water, here's your sh*t box, here's a paper bag. They're good to go.

494 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:53:28pm

re: #485 MandyManners

Or, you might be from West Virgina.

Giggle! Mandy, you naughty girl! Giggle!

/It's one of your best qualities, BTW!

495 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:54:45pm

re: #492 opnion

You mean like goin to family reunions to meet women?

No, that's a redneck joke. Don't get them confused.

If your telephone bill is in your baby's name...you might be ghetto.

496 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:55:07pm

re: #486 lobo91

lobo91 -

And MELECH - "the Good Shepherd" is also higher maintenance than the average CAT. Redeeming grace is that he POOPS outside. So what, I love that dog almost as a child. Hard to get as warm about a CAT.

-S-

497 ggt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:55:26pm

Good Evening Lizards! It's been a good day in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicago.

How are you-all this evening and what are we talking about?

Are we due for a new thread?

498 Son of the Black Dog  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:55:34pm

re: #459 Killian Bundy

Trust me, my CPA says April 15th.

/tax is all he does

I feel really, really sorry for him.
Fat, bald, and doing tax returns is no way to go through life.

499 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:55:45pm

re: #488 Dr. Shalit

"Sage"

Salmon may be worth 4X Trout. Israelis, however seem to be worth +/- one hundred or more "Palestinians."

-S-

Makes sense if you think about it. In Israel you have 5 million Jews....surrounded by 500million Arabs.

+/- 100-1.

500 Mirage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:55:47pm

re: #493 Sharmuta

All of my cats have been low maintenance. Here's your food, here's your water, here's your sh*t box, here's a paper bag. They're good to go.

Bad me for perpetuating species stereotypes. Does that make me a speciesist?

501 opnion  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:55:53pm

re: #495 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

No, that's a redneck joke. Don't get them confused.

If your telephone bill is in your baby's name...you might be ghetto.

Yeah, but we segued to West Virginia.

502 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:56:05pm

re: #498 Son of the Black Dog

I feel really, really sorry for him.
Fat, bald, and doing tax returns is no way to go through life.

Animal House quote...AWESOME!

503 LeePro  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:56:54pm

re: #458 Grammy Cracker

DAMN GIRL! You are FINE! If some young buck insults you, consider the source!

/ 60 is the new 40!

Thanks! And I get the feeling these young'uns had best not wrangle with you either! We need to stick together!

You a gramMA or a gramPA?

504 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:56:54pm

Gotta' break up a three-ring circus. So glad it's almost bed time. bbl

505 lobo91  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:57:03pm

re: #493 Sharmuta

All of my cats have been low maintenance. Here's your food, here's your water, here's your sh*t box, here's a paper bag. They're good to go.

Yup. Same here.

506 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:58:26pm

re: #495 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

No, that's a redneck joke. Don't get them confused.

If your telephone bill is in your baby's name...you might be ghetto.

Or if your custody battle involves this:

Parents fight over infant's gang colors...

507 sonoffar  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:58:40pm

"No, we should restrict Al Gore and Leo DeCaprio's carbon emissions for a few years. Just to see how they like it. No cars (multiples each - even if they are Prius/hybrids - because it takes energy to make the vehicles, not to mention transport 'em to their final destination, and transport costs for the fuel used for them), one house each that doesn't qualify as a mansion, and only eating locally grown foods, etc.

You know - to see how it really works out for them.

Oh, and no jet setting. You can telecommute and teleconference to Bali next time Al.

Let's not forget the batteries in those neat-o hybrids...loaded with heavy metals, energy-consuming to produce, and expensive in terms of energy to recycle."

STOP !
Your constant abuse of a man who represents all that is good and decent in the nation is just more than I can bear.
Each time you think to disparage an icon like All Gore just remember that he has enough investments in equatorial hard wood forests to more than offset the carbon emissions that both He and DiCaprio could possibly produce by there well deserved life styles.
Not only that but when it comes time to harvest those forests, Mr. Gore will realize enough profit to buy and sell a dozen sets of petty detractors like.....well I don't need to continue.

508 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:59:08pm

re: #501 opnion

Yeah, but we segued to West Virginia.

Four punchlines...anybody know the joke?

1. Teethbrush.

2. Satellite Dish.

3. It's because you are 23 years old.

4. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for us.

509 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:59:17pm

Can I just say how big of a dunce Alan Colmbs is? And how utterly and mind-numbingly rude in his constant interruptions of the very guests he has on his show? Cannot stand to watch some times.

He had Andrew McCarthy, author of a book on Islam and jihad, who stated that jihad is truly a command to kill infidels, and that most muslims are bent towards jihad. Colmbs (spit) asks him, "So did you talk to every muslim to find out what they thought?".

510 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:59:33pm

re: #499 DesertSage

"Sage" -

Considering the amount of PATENTS granted by the Israeli Patent office vs. the SAUDI (default Arab Muslim/Gulf) Patent Office, YOU MIGHT WELL BE RIGHT!

-S-

511 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 6:59:48pm

re: #497 ggt

Good Evening Lizards! It's been a good day in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicago.

How are you-all this evening and what are we talking about?

Are we due for a new thread?

Taxes, being "ghetto", and aging gracefully. Glad you're here!

512 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:00:12pm

re: #506 Grammy Cracker

BTW, I had Detroit, before I even clicked the link. Meh.

513 Killian Bundy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:00:15pm

re: #484 LeePro

Workin' on it. Not hopeful. They do not like customers!

From the Comcast home page, click More/Cool Tools/Online Storage.

/it seems to be pretty idiot proof, although you need to remember your Comcast ID and password, just browse your box and upload the files you want

514 opnion  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:00:24pm

Good night Lizards.Even you bitter, bible thumpin, gun totin , racist , foreigner hatin , afeared of trade, crackers.
Try to be worthy of the Obama. Ciao, y'all

515 LeePro  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:00:28pm

re: #460 BlueCanuck

Good evening LeePro. Yes I agree with you on that one. I have seen older women that were still hot. And I have seen younger women that have gone to seed. Now the thing is I call vice versa. Men will be the same way.

/Hello kettle, meet pot.

And as for you, my fine friend... here's your extra squeezin', triple tight, full body hug! ! !

{ { {Blue} } }

/ Did I say Blue is a super SWEETIE today?

516 Sifty  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:00:41pm

Is it just me, or does Drudge seem to be putting more and more unflattering pictures of Juan McCain and Hildebeast up every day, but most of the Obamessiah pics are slick, posed, and sassy? Right now he has another "Crazy Uncle Road Rage" picture up of McCain.

Like some others here, I think Matty has a bad case of the leg-tingles for Barry O.

Just an observation based on careful research and a thorough poll of my command bunker.

517 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:00:57pm

re: #505 lobo91

Yup. Same here.

lobo 91 -

None of my DOGS have crapped on my Computer. My LAST CAT DID!

-S-

518 guzziguy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:02:23pm

Taxes done. Checks written. Used the serve-yourself machine in the lobby. I kind of like it. No hands to hold firearms to go postal. :-)

I think I'm glad I'm not getting all the government "help" that I'm paying for.

519 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:02:42pm

re: #516 Sifty

Somewhere, a couple years ago, I read a study on Drudge which said, on average, his website leans left-of-center. The hard left hates Drudge because of Monica/Bill stories, but I don't see him as a conservative.

He's a bit odd, actually. Ever see how he dresses?

520 Sarge1984  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:02:53pm

re: #508 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Four punchlines...anybody know the joke?

1. Teethbrush.

2. Satellite Dish.

3. It's because you are 23 years old.

4. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for us.

1. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Because if it would have been invented anywhere else, it would have been a ...

521 Sifty  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:02:56pm

re: #509 Intrepid

Alan Colmes hasn't been the same since the melting accident at the Wax Museum where he was created.

522 LeePro  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:03:03pm

re: #464 nyc redneck

you do not look 66 yrs. old.
is that a photo of your daughter?
;)

{ { { nyc redneck } } }
If you could see my daughter ...
...well.

heh heh

523 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:04:07pm

re: #503 LeePro

Thanks! And I get the feeling these young'uns had best not wrangle with you either! We need to stick together!

You a gramMA or a gramPA?

I'm of the female persuasion, and I don't suffer fools lightly. LOL!

/hello, BabbaZee? Kindred spirit....

524 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:04:10pm

re: #520 Sarge1984

1. Ding!

525 Sifty  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:04:14pm

re: #519 hermeneutics

I try not to.

526 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:04:22pm

re: #506 Grammy Cracker

Or if your custody battle involves this:

Parents fight over infant's gang colors...

Oh now, that's just sick! Somebody please take that baby away from those scum!

527 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:04:28pm

re: #509 Intrepid

Skeletor = Fellator

528 BlueCanuck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:04:38pm

re: #515 LeePro

maybe early this morning

{ {LeePro} }

/easy on the ribs there. :)

529 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:04:50pm
530 mikeinmd  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:04:55pm

re: #506 Grammy Cracker

Heard about this driving to work today.
It's amazing what does NOT surprise me today.
What did surprise me was the $63 I put in the evil SUV. Damn near ran the thing out of globalwarming.

531 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:05:07pm

re: #510 Dr. Shalit

"Sage" -

Considering the amount of PATENTS granted by the Israeli Patent office vs. the SAUDI (default Arab Muslim/Gulf) Patent Office, YOU MIGHT WELL BE RIGHT!

-S-

It's truly amazing how many patents come out of that small country. A while back someone posted a video showing just how much technology Israel has developed. It was inspiring.

532 wolfie  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:05:44pm

re: #516 Sifty

Is it just me, or does Drudge seem to be putting more and more unflattering pictures of Juan McCain and Hildebeast up every day, but most of the Obamessiah pics are slick, posed, and sassy? Right now he has another "Crazy Uncle Road Rage" picture up of McCain.

Like some others here, I think Matty has a bad case of the leg-tingles for Barry O.

Just an observation based on careful research and a thorough poll of my command bunker.

I have noticed the same thing.
Methinks he may have a wee case of the tingles.

533 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:05:46pm

Interesting polling data today.

Indiana -- Hillary has doubled her lead from last week -- Hillary 55%, Obama 39% (Survey USA)

PA -- Hillary went from dead even to a 20% lead -- Hillary 57%, Obama 37% (ARG)

534 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:05:50pm

re: #531 DesertSage

Wasn't it Ploome?

535 lawhawk  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:06:01pm

So, the NYT is talking about the downturn in the economy and how big retailers are about to go out of business or are considering downsizing, including Linens n' Things, Ann Taylor, and Footlocker.

Well, for one thing, L n' T has been run into the ground by its past and current management. They simply couldn't compete with Bed Bath and Beyond and it had little to do with the economy. They were struggling when times were good. Now? They get a chance to reorganize if they go that route.

As for the others -when you put out overpriced products that don't move, what do you expect? They're going to sit on shelves and you're going to see stores close.

536 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:06:04pm

re: #500 Mirage

Bad me for perpetuating species stereotypes. Does that make me a speciesist?

I don't think the Cat Person/Dog Person issue will ever be settled.

/BTW- I like both, but find cats to be less work

537 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:06:59pm

re: #529 buzzsawmonkey

I got an email from her late last week; I've been sort of submerged for a while.

538 Egfrow  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:07:17pm

A Pulitzer winner's view of Obama's words.

539 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:07:33pm

re: #529 buzzsawmonkey

Anybody seen mama winger lately?

She was posting yesterday, around 3:00 PDT.

540 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:07:54pm

re: #534 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I don't remember. I wish I could find it though.

541 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:08:15pm
542 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:08:17pm
543 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:08:30pm

re: #521 Sifty

Sifty -

Poor Alan hasn't been the same since he realized that his sister-in-law is the MONICA CROWLEY.

-S-

544 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:08:40pm

re: #514 opnion

Good night Lizards.Even you bitter, bible thumpin, gun totin , racist , foreigner hatin , afeared of trade, crackers.
Try to be worthy of the Obama. Ciao, y'all

Well, howdy to you too! I got me some firearms and a bible rightcheer, and I don't trust me no furineers, neither! LOL

545 Little Boomer  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:08:55pm

re: #538 Egfrow

A Pulitzer winner's view of Obama's words.

LOL!

546 wolfie  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:09:11pm

re: #535 lawhawk

Perhaps the NYT can blame its own $ troubles on the economy. :)

547 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:09:30pm
548 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:09:55pm

re: #517 Dr. Shalit

lobo 91 -

None of my DOGS have crapped on my Computer. My LAST CAT DID!

-S-

/knowing little smile.....

549 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:10:11pm

re: #543 Dr. Shalit

Sifty -

Poor Alan hasn't been the same since he realized that his sister-in-law is the MONICA CROWLEY.

-S-

Or that he is ultimately the spawn of Aleister Crowley.

550 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:10:46pm

re: #520 Sarge1984

TEETHbrush!

551 DesertSage  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:10:47pm

And speaking of women who don't look their age....Pvt Bin Jammin claims to be about 60, yet she doesn't look a day over 45!

(now I don't know whether her husband is going to punch me or buy me a drink?)

552 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:11:05pm

re: #520 Sarge1984

1. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? Because if it would have been invented anywhere else, it would have been a ...

Well, at least you played a little. I appreciate it. Guess what looked like a fun to me, was not fun in other places. Does that sound whiney enough?

553 Mich-again  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:12:00pm

Poor Alan Colmes hasn't been right since he found out he was James Carville's illegitimate child.

554 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:12:00pm

re: #526 Intrepid

Oh now, that's just sick! Somebody please take that baby away from those scum!

I repeat: THE GENE POOL NEEDS MORE CHLORINE! NOW!

555 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:12:09pm

re: #521 Sifty

Alan Colmes hasn't been the same since the melting accident at the Wax Museum where he was created.

Drives me up the wall, that moonbat does! His maternal unit failed to program him with proper human manners.

Oh, I hope he wasn't made at Madam Tussauds? I love that place. Great section on murderers.

556 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:12:09pm

State flower of West Virginia is a Satellite Dish.

557 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:12:34pm

re: #531 DesertSage

"Sage" -

I presume, though I have No Figures, that the Chinese or Indian Patent Offices would show a similar result. When your culture is not "stuck in the stupid" of RAGE, DEATH and HATE, amazing things can happen.

-S-

558 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:13:00pm
559 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:13:19pm

re: #551 DesertSage
Proud to be sixty. LOL
The alternative sucks.

He'll probably buy you a drink. If he dioesn't, I sure will!;)

560 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:13:37pm

re: #551 DesertSage

And speaking of women who don't look their age....Pvt Bin Jammin claims to be about 60, yet she doesn't look a day over 45!

(now I don't know whether her husband is going to punch me or buy me a drink?)

He'll buy you a drink, Sage! We ALL know you're a gentleman!

/REAL women still like compliments from REAL men!

561 mikeinmd  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:13:54pm

re: #552 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

OK, I didn't read all the posts, but the satellite dish is the state flower of WV. Or not, forgive me, I'm on my fifth J&C.

562 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:14:35pm

West Virginia family moves out of state, boy comes home from first day of the first grade and asks his mother why his pee pee was so much bigger than all of the other boy's pee pees. His mother says, "It's because you are 23 years old!"

563 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:14:41pm

re: #557 Dr. Shalit

"Sage" -

I presume, though I have No Figures, that the Chinese or Indian Patent Offices would show a similar result. When your culture is not "stuck in the stupid" of RAGE, DEATH and HATE, amazing things can happen.

-S-

Chinese don't need no stinkin' patent.

/all your patent are belong to us!

564 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:15:04pm

re: #527 Lucius Septimius

Skeletor = Fellator

AH! HE'S "Skeletor"! I wondered who Skeletor was when I was but a lurker, with my face pressed up against the window as I longed to get in to Lizardland.

Hee. Kinda looks like Skeletor, too! Dunno about his, uhm, oral habits.

565 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:15:05pm

re: #548 Grammy Cracker

/knowing little smile.....

"Grammy C" -
The saving grace is that the 'pute was a COMMODORE, back in the day. Perhaps the CAT was trying to tell me something.

-S-

566 ggt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:15:30pm

re: #511 Grammy Cracker

aw, thanks!

567 lawhawk  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:15:41pm

re: #542 buzzsawmonkey

Which is why they don't have a problem with giving away all those 20% off coupons - everything could be 20% off and they'd still be minting money... until they don't. L n'T isn't much different - but they had more debt to start with and couldn't keep up with BBB and Target/Walmart.

568 lobo91  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:16:35pm

re: #565 Dr. Shalit

The saving grace is that the 'pute was a COMMODORE, back in the day. Perhaps the CAT was trying to tell me something.

Most cats are Mac users.

569 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:16:39pm

re: #565 Dr. Shalit

"Grammy C" -
The saving grace is that the 'pute was a COMMODORE, back in the day. Perhaps the CAT was trying to tell me something.

-S-

Maybe the cat was smarter than we gave it credit for.... LOL

/hopeless dog person, though.

570 lawhawk  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:17:22pm

re: #533 hermeneutics

I'd seriously discount the ARG results. Not exactly a solid polling outfit and their numbers are literally all over the map. Most other polls show little movement at all.

571 wolfie  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:17:30pm

My grandmother, who actually was quite beautiful, used to lie about her age all the time......but backwards.
When she was 40 she claimed she was 62; when she was 50, she'd say she was 70. Whatever suited her fancy. It made everyone absolutely marvel!
("Lord, if she looks that good at 62, just think of what she woulda looked like at 40!")
She was a little weird, I must say.....but very sly.

572 lummox  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:17:43pm

I know that I'm not supposed to pimp my business here but this is too good for lizards to pass up.

Starting next Monday I will be offering "Carbon Debits" for the low, low price of $39.95 each. Tired of endless winter and record snowfalls? I have the answer.

For every debit purchased I will saw down a tree on my large forested estate. The branches and leaves will be burned immediatly, thus providing you,the investor ,with instant results. The trunks will be sawed into lengths suitable for fireplace and woodburner. This wood will be burned not only during the winter but also during the summer while my Trane Air Conditioner™ consumes huge amounts of coal generated electricity.

The proceeds from the sale of these Carbon Debits will be used to purchase a fleet of Hummers and more forested property.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. The price quoted above is available only to lizard investors. Act now to insure warmer temps next winter. Nic is blue for savvy investors to get started NOW for a warmer winter after the election.

573 Mich-again  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:18:05pm

Here's a good moonbat quote from a renown climatolgist ...

We hear you have been working with Al Gore.
Yes, two months ago Al Gore came for a half day visit. Since he uses our data in his presentations he had a lot of questions. He’s doing a fabulous job in raising awareness about global climate change, and meeting him was an amazing experience. But it was also depressing, because there is no doubt that environmentally it would have been a different world if Al Gore had been elected president.

In other words, melting glaciers = Bush's fault. It would have been a different world if Al Gore had been elected.

574 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:18:19pm

re: #570 lawhawk

I was hoping to see a wee bump up after the Obama comment ... at least in Pennsylvania.

575 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:18:27pm

re: #567 lawhawk

Which is why they don't have a problem with giving away all those 20% off coupons - everything could be 20% off and they'd still be minting money... until they don't. L n'T isn't much different - but they had more debt to start with and couldn't keep up with BBB and Target/Walmart.

A good friend calls it "Bed, Bath and Beyond my Budget"!

/try Amazon. Good stuff, no tax, free shipping!

576 Lucius Septimius  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:19:33pm

Y'know, on this age thing, I find it annoying that I'm frequently confused for an actor who is sixteen years my senior. Either I'm aging badly, or he's not working enough.

577 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:19:43pm

re: #570 lawhawk

"Operation Chaos" isn't working? Damn...

/PA resident who isn't participating in Operation Chaos. One's soul is more important than actually voting, albeit in a primary, for either the Dark Lord or the Obamanation.

578 BlueCanuck  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:19:58pm

Aw nuts, just noticed the time. Time for me to scoot and get ready for work. See you all in a few hours.

579 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:20:34pm

re: #436 Killian Bundy

Get an Exotic then. They're awesome, all I'll ever own!

/even used to own a show cat

Very Edgar Allen Poe. I like it!

580 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:21:03pm

re: #568 lobo91

lobo91 -

My current 'pute(puke?) is an Acer Aspire 7720, running VISTA SP-1. The chipset and other specs other than OS look suspiciously like the MacBook Pro of One Generation back - at about 1/3 -1/2 the cost.

-S-

581 mikeinmd  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:21:19pm

re: #573 Mich-again

Here's a good moonbat quote from a renown climatolgist ...


In other words, melting glaciers = Bush's fault. It would have been a different world if Al Gore had been elected.

They sound genuinely depressed that the sea hasn't risen 20 ft.

582 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:21:51pm

re: #576 Lucius Septimius

When the baby sleeps through the night, you will too. Then you'll look hot (like Grammy Cracker!)

583 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:22:09pm

re: #571 wolfie

wolfie -

SMART GRANDMA!

-S-

584 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:22:40pm

re: #572 lummox

Unfortunately, somebody already beat you to the punch:

[Link: www.carboncreditkillers.com...]

585 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:22:45pm

re: #582 hermeneutics

When the baby sleeps through the night, you will too. Then you'll look hot (like Grammy Cracker!)

Giggles....!

586 Sifty  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:23:18pm

re: #535 lawhawk

In our house, we call Linens n' Things, "Sheets n' Shit".

587 Bob in Breckenridge  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:23:40pm

re: #570 lawhawk

I'd seriously discount the ARG results. Not exactly a solid polling outfit and their numbers are literally all over the map. Most other polls show little movement at all.

lawhawk- Check Rasmussen Report's daily tracking polls. Obama's negative are WAYYYY up, almost as bad as Hillary's. And McCain beats either dummycrap easily.

588 Sarge1984  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:23:45pm

re: #552 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm still trying to put #4 together. I've heard it, but can't remember how it goes.

I'm clueless on #2 and #3.

589 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:23:49pm

re: #581 mikeinmd

They sound genuinely depressed that the sea hasn't risen 20 ft.

"m-i-md" -

Have they ever seen an ICE CUBE melt in a glass of Cola?

-S-

590 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:24:00pm

re: #586 Sifty

In our house, we call Linens n' Things, "Sheets n' Shit".

ROFL!

591 guzziguy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:24:03pm

U.S. nearing strikes on Iran?

[Link: www.newsmax.com...]

"Contrary to some claims that the Bush administration will allow diplomacy to handle Iran’s nuclear weapons program, a leading member of America’s Jewish community tells Newsmax that a military strike is not only on the table – but likely.

“Israel is preparing for heavy casualties,” the source said, suggesting that although Israel will not take part in the strike, it is expecting to be the target of Iranian retribution.

“Look at Dick Cheney’s recent trip through the Middle East as preparation for the U.S. attack,” the source said. "

A bit more on the actual link.

592 Slumbering Behemoth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:24:17pm

Dogs rule, cats drool./

Seriously, my mom has a cat that craves attention 24/7 (would probably cuddle with a rat if he could find one). If you pet him for any length of time, he will begin to drool profusely.

593 Sarge1984  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:24:32pm

Whoops. Didn't scroll down far enough.

594 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:24:40pm

re: #586 Sifty

In our house, we call Linens n' Things, "Sheets n' Shit".

Sifty -

"ROTFLMAO!"

-S-

595 Timbre  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:25:20pm

Only 7 "guitar" tags, and no Rush or Yes? C'mon, Charles, music is your other life

596 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:25:36pm

re: #575 Grammy Cracker

A good friend calls it "Bed, Bath and Beyond my Budget"!

/try Amazon. Good stuff, no tax, free shipping!

Target, Walmart, ...

Even Macy's is struggling, and most of the rest of the middle-tier department stores are already gone. BBBY is down over the last five years. Cost of brick and mortar and human employees is so high these days in urban areas, and the concentration of people is so low in exurbs, it's hard to show and stock actual products. Try to raise prices and people shop your store but then buy on the Internet.

It's different than it was.

NO IT AIN'T, NO IT AIN'T, BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW THE TERRITORY!

(salesman's cry from The Music Man)

597 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:26:02pm

re: #591 guzziguy

Didn't Israel take out the nuclear reactors last time? In Iran? I suppose they could do it again and spare us the effort.

598 mikeinmd  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:26:11pm

re: #589 Dr. Shalit

"m-i-md" -

Have they ever seen an ICE CUBE melt in a glass of Cola?

-S-

You and your science. That's not how climate change works.

/

599 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:26:34pm

re: #592 Slumbering Behemoth

Dogs rule, cats drool./

Seriously, my mom has a cat that craves attention 24/7 (would probably cuddle with a rat if he could find one). If you pet him for any length of time, he will begin to drool profusely.

My best friend has a cat that fetches. Seriously.

/and another one that terrorizes the entire household.

600 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:26:37pm

re: #588 Sarge1984

I'm still trying to put #4 together. I've heard it, but can't remember how it goes.

I'm clueless on #2 and #3.

re: #556 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

re: #562 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

601 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:26:38pm
602 ggt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:26:41pm

re: #550 OldLineTexan

teethbrush, n a personal grooming device characterized by a long think handle ending in short, tightly spaced bristles that form a brush. It was invented to clean the ivory protrusions in the oral cavity. Originally, a toothbrush, the name was changed and the bristle quantity increased to accomodate users who had multiple teeth.

603 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:27:07pm

re: #601 buzzsawmonkey

Ouch.

604 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:27:07pm
605 Timbre  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:27:22pm

re: #597 hermeneutics

It was Iraq...but same difference.

606 CapeCoddah  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:27:33pm

re: #564 Intrepid[Link: www.filmedge.net...]
Voldemort, Maybe?

607 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:27:35pm

re: #591 guzziguy

Who knows?

I've heard stuff like this last year. I only hope the President has the will to carry that out, because I dread the thought of Messiah or the Dark Lord having to deal with it, :(

608 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:27:48pm
609 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:27:58pm
610 Sarge1984  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:27:58pm

re: #586 Sifty

In our house, we call Linens n' Things, "Sheets n' Shit".

And we call "Smart and Final" "Fart and Smile."

611 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:28:07pm

re: #604 ploome hineni

something about these people who either leave or lose the Presidency

they turn into succubus

/jimmeh, gore, clinton

wierd all of them

Um, what do they have in common, compared to say, oh, Ford, Nixon, Eisenhower, Bush 41? You get three guesses.

612 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:28:10pm

re: #591 guzziguy

guizzi -

Bet - If it Happens, it Happens AFTER the Election, barring a really serious and STUPID move by the current Persian Regime.

-S-

613 lawhawk  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:28:21pm

re: #575 Grammy Cracker

That tax thing might change if NY tries to balance its budget on the backs of the Internet again.

614 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:28:22pm
615 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:28:43pm
616 guzziguy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:29:07pm

re: #612 Dr. Shalit

After Nov. would be my guess too. But....

617 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:29:18pm

re: #604 ploome hineni

something about these people who either leave or lose the Presidency

they turn into succubus

/jimmeh, gore, clinton

wierd all of them

Bob Dole wants to know why he's not on the list. Bob Dole was a Presidential candidate. Why no love for Bob Dole? BOB DOLE!

618 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:29:24pm

Dogs are cool. Cats are more low-key, though, if you don't need the home-security.

619 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:29:39pm

re: #598 mikeinmd

"Climate Change" = Flooding, Droughts, More Snow, Less Snow, Higher Temps, Lower Temps, ect, ect for eternity.

"Climate Change" is such a subjective, amorphous term (a.k.a "cop-out" term).

620 Sifty  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:29:40pm

re: #555 Intrepid

Alan Colmes escaped from the Incredible Bland Accountant Exhibit at the Hemet, California Wax Museum.

621 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:29:42pm

re: #605 Timbre

Oops!

622 itellu3times  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:29:56pm

re: #615 ploome hineni

demondcrats

Res ipsa loquitur.

623 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:30:03pm

re: #606 CapeCoddah

Now- that's just insulting to Lord Voldemort.

624 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:30:11pm

re: #601 buzzsawmonkey

I'm surprised that no group during the '60s craze for Eastern religions called itself the Bhagavad Guitars.

"buzz"

To paraphrase the great Mick Jagger - "START IT UP!"

-S-

625 CapeCoddah  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:30:13pm

re: #614 ploome hineni
Suppposed to be part reptile

626 CapeCoddah  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:30:52pm

re: #623 Sharmuta
True, But he is a pretty bad dude.

627 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:31:11pm

West Virginia boy is getting married. Fiance tells him, "Now Roy, you know I'm a virgin, right?" He says "Well the weddin's off then." Goes home and tells his dad what she said...his father says....

re: #508 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

#4.

628 Sarge1984  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:32:01pm

re: #627 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Thanks.

629 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:32:05pm

re: #626 CapeCoddah

Oh- I know! But he also has a larger following than colmes could ever hope for.

630 lummox  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:32:26pm

re: #584 mitthrawnurdo

Unfortunately, somebody already beat you to the punch:

[Link: www.carboncreditkillers.com...]

My subsidiary, thus the low, low price offered to lizards.

631 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:32:29pm
632 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:32:48pm

re: #613 lawhawk

That tax thing might change if NY tries to balance its budget on the backs of the Internet again.

Don't you just know they're ALL trying? Until they figure out a way to track it, the line item on my state tax return that asks me to report any purchases I own sales tax on will include the following: Kiss My Ass!

633 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:33:09pm
634 CapeCoddah  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:33:18pm

re: #629 Sharmuta
That is true, got my butt out there at midnight, I would not go out at midnight to tell colmes he was in the path of an oncoming herd of anything.

635 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:33:22pm

re: #587 Bob in Breckenridge

I'm looking at Rasmussen Reports now. Interesting. Only McCain breaks past the 50% mark, occasionally. Obama hovers between 42 and 48%. Hillary a point or two lower than Obama.

Perhaps the ongoing battle between Ob and Hill for the nomination is temporarily depressing their polling numbers in a head-to-head with McCain. Then again, maybe not. If there are enough disgruntled Democrats who won't vote -- or better yet, vote for McCain -- it looks like it will be a Republican rout.

Does McCain have coattails?


[Link: rasmussenreports.com...]

636 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:33:49pm

Wow, I just noticed that the tag for "Barack oboma" dwarfs Bill and Hillary's tags put together.

637 guzziguy  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:33:51pm

re: #632 Grammy Cracker

Don't you just know they're ALL trying? Until they figure out a way to track it, the line item on my state tax return that asks me to report any purchases I own sales tax on will include the following: Kiss My Ass!

That was my exact thought when I hit that line on my state tax form earlier today. KMA indeed.

638 JeremyR  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:33:53pm

re: #230 MandyManners

From a Lizard on the Open Thread.

Been a while since I've seen that one. "Why there was no looting in Texas." Loved it.

Made tee shirts once that read Riley County Crime Stoppers. Screw the Police, we call the CORONER.

639 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:34:02pm
640 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:34:16pm

re: #617 OldLineTexan

Bob Dole wants to know why he's not on the list. Bob Dole was a Presidential candidate. Why no love for Bob Dole? BOB DOLE!

Bob Dull? Wasn't he....no, wait. Did he...no...uh, well, uh....

/never mind

641 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:34:38pm

re: #597 hermeneutics

Didn't Israel take out the nuclear reactors last time? In Iran? I suppose they could do it again and spare us the effort.

Iraq. 1981 or so.

642 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:34:43pm
643 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:34:48pm

re: #627 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Great joke, Chubby.

644 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:34:54pm

re: #639 ploome hineni

You must click the 508, then read #4.

645 ggt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:35:01pm

re: #618 Salem

Cat's rule us. Don't you understand, by not having a cat in your house who become one of "those who must be subjugated". I advise you to get a cat as soon as possible.

Don't think that near car accident that happened, or that bananna peel on the sidewalk were co-incidence. They were warnings..

646 Bob in Breckenridge  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:35:28pm

re: #624 Dr. Shalit

"buzz"

To paraphrase the great Mick Jagger - "START IT UP!"

-S-

Wasn't that "START ME UP!", Doc?

647 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:35:30pm

re: #634 CapeCoddah

I didn't go out at midnight for it, but I did finish the last one in about 24 hours.

648 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:35:41pm

re: #641 MandyManners

Thanks, Mandy.

649 Sifty  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:35:42pm

re: #638 JeremyR

that made a tear of joy roll down my face.

650 Neo Con since 9-11  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:35:58pm

re: #597 hermeneutics

Didn't Israel take out the nuclear reactors last time? In Iran? I suppose they could do it again and spare us the effort.

No that was the reactor in Iraq, which is much closer to Israel. The Israeli air force doesn't have the range to hit Iran and return.

651 CapeCoddah  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:36:03pm

re: #647 Sharmuta

Me too. Great books.

652 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:36:18pm

re: #638 JeremyR

Been a while since I've seen that one. "Why there was no looting in Texas." Loved it.

Made tee shirts once that read Riley County Crime Stoppers. Screw the Police, we call the CORONER.

Can someone show that to Dianne Feinstein? I mean, how to take a picture holding a gun WITHOUT your finger on the trigger.

653 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:36:38pm

re: #597 hermeneutics

Good idea, all we need are leaders in both the US and Israel that will rise to challenge and not buckle under the s-storm certain to arise after the successful strike.

/Good luck.

654 Slumbering Behemoth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:36:39pm

re: #599 Grammy Cracker

Mom saved a feral born kitten once. Was more like a dog than a cat. Played fetch, followed me around like a dog would, would stand on it's hind legs whenever it wanted me to pick it up (ALL THE TIME!).

Loved to hop your lap, pass gas, and then take off just before the smell hit ya.

But he was wild at heart, and couldn't get used to the box. Had to go outside to pee/poop, and that did him in.

655 Sarge1984  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:36:40pm

re: #639 ploome hineni

If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours.

656 Grammy Cracker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:36:54pm

Oh, goody! New thread!

657 CapeCoddah  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:36:54pm

New thread

658 ggt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:36:54pm

re: #631 ploome hineni

I like TJ Maxx and Marshalls (and Tuesday Morning).

659 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:37:07pm

re: #644 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ploome, didn't you post something within the past week or so about why this is the best time to be Israel. Or was it someone else. Had about a million points.

660 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:37:11pm
661 JeremyR  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:37:21pm

re: #627 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

West Virginia boy is getting married. Fiance tells him, "Now Roy, you know I'm a virgin, right?" He says "Well the weddin's off then." Goes home and tells his dad what she said...his father says....

#4.

Do you know the ArKansas definition of virgin?

662 MandyManners  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:37:55pm

re: #638 JeremyR

Been a while since I've seen that one. "Why there was no looting in Texas." Loved it.

Made tee shirts once that read Riley County Crime Stoppers. Screw the Police, we call the CORONER.

Was that before Katrina struck?

663 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:38:07pm
664 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:38:13pm

re: #660 ploome hineni

when he thought that attorney, McCarthy (?) was going to say something important, Colmes just kept talking louder and over his

what is Colmes role there on that program?

to annoy the shit out of us?

Fox News - Fair, Unbalanced

He's the unbalanced bit...

665 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:38:17pm

re: #661 JeremyR

An 11 year old who can outrun her brothers?

666 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:38:51pm

re: #663 ploome hineni

no

don;t make me

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

/just whisper it to me

re: #655 Sarge1984

If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for ours.

667 OldLineTexan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:38:53pm

re: #661 JeremyR

Do you know the ArKansas definition of virgin?

Lemme guess. A girl that can outrun her brothers?

668 ggt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:38:57pm

going upstairs!

669 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:39:09pm

re: #589 Dr. Shalit

"m-i-md" -

Have they ever seen an ICE CUBE melt in a glass of Cola?

-S-

Yes, but you're confusing them by using logic! And science! How can they keep beating the drum of True Global Warming with all that crap you (and scores of learned and eminent scientists and climatologists) are trying to throw their way?

670 JeremyR  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:39:12pm

re: #662 MandyManners

Was that before Katrina struck?

Which one? The drunks with guns was plastered all over the internet after Rita. The Tee shirt was back in the early 90's.

671 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:39:17pm
672 mitthrawnurdo  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:39:26pm

re: #650 Neo Con since 9/11

Yeah, and also, the Iranians learned from Israel's strike on the Iraqi nuclear reactor and distributed their facilities into populated areas (unlike Iraq - their reactor facilities were centralized in the middle of nowhere).

Expect heavy collateral damage if Israel or the US strikes Iran's nuclear facilities.

673 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:39:46pm

re: #633 ploome hineni

lol

/yes we have no bananas

30,000 pounds of bananas.

674 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:40:05pm
675 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:40:08pm

re: #671 ploome hineni

No, then it wasn't you. Whoever did this spent hours, perhaps days, putting it together.

Joke was awful though, right?

676 JeremyR  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:40:12pm

re: #665 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

An 11 year old who can outrun her brothers?

An UGLY ten year old. Even the fast ones gotta sleep some time.

677 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:40:24pm

re: #645 ggt

Cat's rule us. Don't you understand, by not having a cat in your house who become one of "those who must be subjugated". I advise you to get a cat as soon as possible.

Don't think that near car accident that happened, or that bananna peel on the sidewalk were co-incidence. They were warnings..

There's a cat horror flick from the '70s called The Uncanny. You know, kind of like The Birds, only with cats. Unintentional humor abounds! Sadly, there's a lot of genre favorites in the twilight of their careers in it, too, like Peter Cushing and Ray Milland.

678 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:40:39pm

re: #650 Neo Con since 9/11

No that was the reactor in Iraq, which is much closer to Israel. The Israeli air force doesn't have the range to hit Iran and return.

You're kidding. Iran, as a target, is too far? Obviously, I don't know anything about military planes, etc. -- Can't they refuel in the air somehow? You know, one plane is a big gas station and the fighter plane gets filled.

679 J.S.  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:40:39pm

re: #645 ggt

Ever read "Parasite Rex?" yeah, alrighty...there's a picture of a parasite which infects cats' brains, and said parasite is carried in cat feces, and then spreads to infect human brains...yes, most (human) cat owners are, indeed, infected with the parasite.. It's science...science I tell ya...

680 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:40:53pm

re: #676 JeremyR

dinged ya!

681 Bob in Breckenridge  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:41:39pm

re: #635 hermeneutics

I'm looking at Rasmussen Reports now. Interesting. Only McCain breaks past the 50% mark, occasionally. Obama hovers between 42 and 48%. Hillary a point or two lower than Obama.

Perhaps the ongoing battle between Ob and Hill for the nomination is temporarily depressing their polling numbers in a head-to-head with McCain. Then again, maybe not. If there are enough disgruntled Democrats who won't vote -- or better yet, vote for McCain -- it looks like it will be a Republican rout.

Does McCain have coattails?

You have to remember- Rasmussen tracks ALL the majors polls, and then averages them to get his results. But most of the major polls are tilted towards the dimocrats- They poll 10-15% more dimocrats than they do republicans, so the dimocrat's numbers are skewed in their favor.

682 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:42:39pm

re: #616 guzziguy

After Nov. would be my guess too. But....

"guizzi" -

Yes, the current Persian Regime CAN be Extremely Stupid at times. Notice though that so far they have played with the UK Royal Navy - now little more than a Coast Guard after recent budget cuts - not OUR NAVY. The Persians have a memory of the not so far past when the Late Pres. Ronald Reagan more or less scuttled their Navy in port. They believe that "W" is just as - if not more - "crazy" than RWR. May that they continue to believe that.

-S-

683 Slumbering Behemoth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:42:45pm

re: #650 Neo Con since 9/11

No that was the reactor in Iraq, which is much closer to Israel. The Israeli air force doesn't have the range to hit Iran and return.

Saw a show about that a few years back, the pilots (and everyone else involved) were almost positive they didn't have enough fuel to make the return. They were all but certain it would be their last mission. Talk about brass big ones.

Of course, we know they did make it back, and thankfully so.

684 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:44:33pm

re: #606 CapeCoddah

[Link: www.filmedge.net...]
Voldemort, Maybe?

Hah! Alan Colmbs is really "He Who Must Not Be Named". Kinda looks like 'im in that link, too! Check Alan's arm for the dark mark....

685 JeremyR  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:45:00pm

re: #680 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

dinged ya!

Loved your four punch lines. We need a good laugh regularly.

686 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:45:20pm

re: #642 buzzsawmonkey

buzz -

Sorry 'bout that. I do drums and a bit of guitar, bass and keyboards when pushed to it.

-S-

687 hermeneutics  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:46:02pm

re: #681 Bob in Breckenridge

Bob, this is what the Ras site says about their polling methods:

"Daily tracking results are collected via nightly telephone surveys and reported on a four-day rolling average basis. The general election sample is currently based upon interviews with 1,600 Likely Voters. The margin of sampling error is +/- 3 percentage points with a 95% level of confidence."

It sounds like they actually poll.

688 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:47:09pm

re: #608 ploome hineni

go to Tuesday Morning....wonderful place

huge savings

If you go at the right time, you can catch some great mix 'n match sheets and towels at TJ Maxx.

689 stevieray  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:47:57pm

Hmmm... that's odd. The turbotax website is experiencing "high volume" right now. Wonder why...?

690 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:49:30pm
691 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:49:40pm

re: #683 Slumbering Behemoth

"SB" -

If we weren't so politically correct regarding Muslims, I could see the Israelis doing the mission - a la Doolittle Raid - off of our carriers in the Gulf.

-S-

692 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:50:54pm
693 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:51:48pm

re: #623 Sharmuta

Now- that's just insulting to Lord Voldemort.

Yeah - even he had some sort of style in his evil doings, what with the big green mark in the sky thingy. And his followers wore snazzy robes. And believed in something tangible.

694 Neo Con since 9-11  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:51:59pm

re: #678 hermeneutics

You're kidding. Iran, as a target, is too far? Obviously, I don't know anything about military planes, etc. -- Can't they refuel in the air somehow? You know, one plane is a big gas station and the fighter plane gets filled.

My understanding is that Israel doesn't have any (or not enough for an operation this size) Stratotankers. They are a tiny country and really don't need to refuel midflight since they can take off from any base and strike any neighbor that threatens them.

695 ggt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:55:06pm

re: #679 J.S.

When I was pregnant, hubby started cleaning the cat box. He has since decided that it isn't good for women to clean cat boxes at all (forget where he learned this). I haven't complained.

I figured, the CAT is either very pleased with me or not at all pleased with him.

696 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:56:40pm

re: #694 Neo Con since 9/11

My understanding is that Israel doesn't have any (or not enough for an operation this size) Stratotankers. They are a tiny country and really don't need to refuel midflight since they can take off from any base and strike any neighbor that threatens them.

"NCs9/11"

See My # 686 above. That is enough - you only need "hooks" to land. Thrust can take care of takeoff.

-S-

697 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:56:56pm

re: #635 hermeneutics

I'm looking at Rasmussen Reports now. Interesting. Only McCain breaks past the 50% mark, occasionally. Obama hovers between 42 and 48%. Hillary a point or two lower than Obama.

Perhaps the ongoing battle between Ob and Hill for the nomination is temporarily depressing their polling numbers in a head-to-head with McCain. Then again, maybe not. If there are enough disgruntled Democrats who won't vote -- or better yet, vote for McCain -- it looks like it will be a Republican rout.

Does McCain have coattails?


[Link: rasmussenreports.com...]

Hillary started running some ads today slicing into Obama on the "bitter" thing. It may take some time to see how it plays out. They've got what, 8/9 days until the next big primary? Maybe it'll start to slowly eat away at his lead.

I'm watching North Carolina - if it drops in poll numbers, then Obama has some serious kissing up to do there. Hillary should hit the Pennsylvania and NC rural areas with those ads, if she wants to still be in this thing past April.

698 ggt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:57:44pm

re: #677 Salem

going to see if #1 and only son can get that one for us.

thanks!

699 jcm  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:58:07pm

re: #689 stevieray

Hmmm... that's odd. The turbotax website is experiencing "high volume" right now. Wonder why...?

They were fine this morning... at 2:00 am.

700 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 7:59:25pm

re: #697 Intrepid

Intrepid -

Bet you will miss "W"- for all his faults - come January, 2009.

-S-

701 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:00:06pm

re: #698 ggt

going to see if #1 and only son can get that one for us.

thanks!

I saw the trailer recently on a disc for retro grindhouse trailers. I don't know if there's a DVD release...

702 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:02:41pm

re: #647 Sharmuta

I didn't go out at midnight for it, but I did finish the last one in about 24 hours.

Now that JK Rowling is a great example of someone who used their talents and pulled themselves up by their boot straps. (even though she had been on the dole for a bit) She had a story, she wrote it up, and took it to whoever would publish it. Now she's sitting on a 4 billion dollar fortune. All of it earned through her own talent of writing a damned good story that drew in both kids and adults.

And now some fan dude is trying to publish a "Harry Potter Lexicon" and cash in on her work without her permission. Dude, publish your own stories, then make your own lexicon for 'em!

703 stevieray  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:04:01pm

re: #695 ggt

When I was pregnant, hubby started cleaning the cat box. He has since decided that it isn't good for women to clean cat boxes at all (forget where he learned this). I haven't complained.

I figured, the CAT is either very pleased with me or not at all pleased with him.

'Fess up. How many weeks did you have to whisper this in his ear as he slept before he "learned this"?

704 lobo91  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:05:34pm

re: #694 Neo Con since 9/11

My understanding is that Israel doesn't have any (or not enough for an operation this size) Stratotankers.

The Israelis do have tankers (commercial 707s converted to the equivalent of KC-135s).

The problem is that you have to put them somewhere enroute for them to be useful. About the only likely location would be somewhere over Iraq, which would be somewhat...problematic.

I really can't see al Maliki granting the Israelis overflight rights so they can bomb Iran, no matter how much trouble they stir up using their boy Sadr.

705 Dr. Shalit  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:06:47pm

re: #677 Salem

Salem -

To paraphrase the great Sir Winston -

1. If you want to be looked UP to - get a DOG

2. If you want to be looked DOWN on - get a CAT

3. And of course - admit it I must - should you want to be looked in the eye - get a PIG.

And with that "NYTOL!"

-S-

706 Slumbering Behemoth  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:07:18pm

re: #691 Dr. Shalit

Well, if y'all would just elect me POTUS, ya'd get that. Plus a chicken* on every grill, and a keg* in every backyard.
.
.
.
*actual results may vary

707 Sharmuta  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:10:18pm

re: #702 Intrepid

I've been following that story too. And I agree with you about Ms. Rowling. Nothing wrong with needing a helping hand when you're in need- she didn't milk the system- she made something of herself. I think it's inspirational.

708 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:10:24pm

re: #687 hermeneutics

Bob, this is what the Ras site says about their polling methods:

"Daily tracking results are collected via nightly telephone surveys and reported on a four-day rolling average basis. The general election sample is currently based upon interviews with 1,600 Likely Voters. The margin of sampling error is +/- 3 percentage points with a 95% level of confidence."

It sounds like they actually poll.

Rasmussen's "Electoral College" estimates have been pretty spot on in the last two elections, from what I remember.

709 simonml  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:11:02pm

I know I'm late to the party, but my favorite tag was "spaghetti"

710 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:13:43pm

re: #692 ploome hineni

Italian sheets all cotton 400 thread count?

you sure?

I like Marshalls, I don;t speak the same language as the people at TJMaxx and Ross

lol

Well now, I should have added a disclaimer about sheets with thread counts above just 100 percent cotton. I personally would love to see some nicely priced 450 thread count Egyptian cotton sheet for less than 50 bucks, but I also would love to see the Republicans take back congress this year.

Pollyanna/Pippi Longstocking (still can't remember which is the eternal optimist)

711 ggt  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:19:51pm

re: #703 stevieray

whaddn't me I swear.

712 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:22:51pm

re: #700 Dr. Shalit

Intrepid -

Bet you will miss "W"- for all his faults - come January, 2009.

-S-

Actually, no I won't, not so much. I've got some real disagreements with him in some of his policies (excess spending, lack of real progress in medicare/ medicade reform, poor to abysmal communication, among others) but I will say I'm way more pleased that he was in the Oval than either of his opponents.

And oh, Dr Shalit - a bit unwise to make such a sweeping judgment on me from my piddly few posts on LGF so far, sir/madam.

713 Intrepid  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:26:22pm

re: #707 Sharmuta

I've been following that story too. And I agree with you about Ms. Rowling. Nothing wrong with needing a helping hand when you're in need- she didn't milk the system- she made something of herself. I think it's inspirational.

She sure has given back quite a lot, from what I've read. Put her money into worthy causes. She's a great role model.

714 Salem  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:26:42pm

re: #705 Dr. Shalit

Salem -

To paraphrase the great Sir Winston -

1. If you want to be looked UP to - get a DOG

2. If you want to be looked DOWN on - get a CAT

3. And of course - admit it I must - should you want to be looked in the eye - get a PIG.

-S-

But don't wrestle it, try to teach it to sing or cast pearls before it. And you can't make a purse out of it's ear.

715 J.S.  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:48:03pm

re: #695 ggt

And, that was very prudent of your husband -- there is a single-celled parasite -- Toxoplasma gondii -- which infects cats and can be transmitted to humans which can, in turn, cause an infection called Toxoplasmosis (and if a woman is pregnant, and contracts the infection, it has been linked to brain damage in infants). From the book "Parasite Rex" -- I can't recall if the author was referring to the Toxoplasma gondii parasite or to another parasite (?)...anywho, the brain parasite causes cats to alter their behavior (ie, the cats become fearful of rodents -- iirc)...(wasn't clear as to how the parasite could/would alter the behavior of humans...one can only imagine/gasp! )

716 intifan  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 8:52:24pm

Huh...after reading that, I'm still a little confused as to what this site is about...

/

717 stevieray  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 9:07:54pm

re: #711 ggt

whaddn't me I swear.

Heh. I tried that once with a girlfriend... thought it was gonna work until night three. She wasn't really asleep yet, and she rolled over and bopped me on the head. Ouch!

718 Macker  Mon, Apr 14, 2008 9:32:34pm

re: #31 BlueCanuck

Wow, cool feature. Looking at the tags that jump out should be an eye opener to those who need a clue.

At least Charles doesn't make those huge tags blink.
AIEEEEEE! My Eyes!

719 Aylios  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 3:20:25am

Awesome!


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