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Inverted Outrage Story of the Day

Tue, Apr 15, 2008 at 9:32:50 am PDT

The Palestinian Islamic Jihad terrorist group is upset with Jimmy Carter: Islamic Jihad slams Carter’s statements on rockets attacks.

GAZA, April 15 (Xinhua) — The Islamic Jihad (Holy War) movement in Gaza has slammed on Tuesday the statements of former U.S. president Jimmy Carter, after he termed the rockets attacks on Israel as “a big crime.”

Carter, who is visiting in the region, paid a visit to the southern Israeli town of Sderout, which has been a subject for homemade rockets’ attacks carried out by Gaza militants. Carter said rockets “are a crime against humanity.”

Dawood Shihab, spokesman for the Islamic Jihad movement in Gaza, said in response that “Carter’s statement of describing resistance as a crime against humanity is in itself an overthrow on the morals of humanity.”

(Hat tip: TS.)

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1 coquimbojoe  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:34:06am

Its cover for the old fool.

2 zombie  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:34:07am

Bite the hand that feeds them.

3 Carl B  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:34:30am

Dhimmi's not fully engaged with the program

4 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:34:41am

I'm betting Carter is already writing his apology

5 lawhawk  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:35:15am

To show their anger, the Palestinians fired off another dozen mortars at Israel as the Palestinian war against Israel continues unabated.

6 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:35:28am
“Carter’s statement of describing resistance as a crime against humanity is in itself an overthrow on the morals of humanity.”

Logic only a koran loving jihadi could produce.

7 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:35:35am
8 zombie  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:35:40am
Carter, who is visiting in the region, paid a visit to the southern Israeli town of Sderout, which has been a subject for homemade rockets’ attacks carried out by Gaza militants. Carter said rockets “are a crime against humanity.”

Then why the hell are you meeting with Hamas, who are firing those rockets -- you moron?

9 Fasternu426  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:36:22am

He'll be licking their balls boots before the day is over.

10 lawhawk  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:36:30am

There's also this - Carter had tried to meet up with a bunch of other terror groups, including Islamic Jihad, but their leaders said no - because they thought Carter was pushing an American-Israeli agenda.

Yeah, I know. /

11 Fasternu426  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:37:03am

Carter is a crime against sanity.

12 Bunker Buster  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:37:17am

Themoronsayswhat?

13 lawhawk  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:37:32am

re: #8 zombie

Because he's on what he's calling a fact-finding mission. Those facts may hit him in the face like a ton of bricks, but that doesn't mean he's going to actually learn anything. He's truly convinced that all will be solved if Israel simply capitulates.

14 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:38:23am

Maybe they'll [I'd better delete this]
Look, Dhimmi. Nobody likes you. Go away.

15 uptight  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:38:39am

Got that Jimbo?

The charming peaceful people that Israel is keeping out with that darned "Apartheit Wall", think that random missile attacks are the "morals of humanity".

pick a side peanut

16 Fo knee ix  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:38:40am

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT HUMANITY

17 Tumulus11  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:38:47am
'Carter's statement of describing resistance as a crime against humanity is in itself an overthrow on the morals of humanity.'

. Carter says he regrets the overthrow and has asked Hamas for another chance to throw out the first pitch.

18 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:39:08am

re: #11 Fasternu426

Carter is a crime against sanity.

So is islam, so clearly it's a match made in hell.

19 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:39:09am

Just goes to show you can't please everyone.

20 laZardo  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:39:12am

It's gonna be fun watching the Palestinians slowly become their own worst enemy...though I shudder to think what'd happen if they actually managed to drive the Israelis out...

21 EC Marm  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:39:33am

Jhimmah will probably meet privately with them, apologize, and smooth it all over. Then use his nuklear knowledge to teach them how to acid dip the sewer pipe rockets to get better range.

22 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:39:41am
23 incanus  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:39:49am
GAZA, April 15 (Xinhua) — The Islamic Jihad (Holy War) movement in Gaza has slammed on Tuesday the statements of former U.S. president Jimmy Carter, after he termed the rockets attacks on Israel as “a big crime.”

Anyone see the error in this paragraph? I spotted it right away; someone didn't get the memo.

24 OldLineTexan  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:40:18am

re: #19 MandyManners

Just goes to show you can't please everyone.

Carter has been to Garden Parties, but he hasn't learned.

25 stevieray  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:40:26am
Dawood Shihab, spokesman for the Islamic Jihad movement in Gaza, said in response that “Carter’s statement of describing resistance as a crime against humanity is in itself an overthrow on the morals of humanity.”

Shut your pie hole. You follow the Koran... what the hell do you know about morals?

26 steveoh  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:40:28am

As usual, missing an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Pali's slamming Carter? Poor Islamic Jihad. They want Jimmy to be friends with them too.

Perhaps Jhimmy can put on a green helmut and fire a couple of rounds into Sderot as a sign of solidarity against the Apartheid state.

27 Carl B  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:40:55am

Gotta love the newspaper's characterization of

homemade rockets’ attacks carried out by Gaza militants

completely overlooking that the Hamasistan government officially carries out and sanctions these murderous attacks and rocket manufacture is about their only indigenous industry.

28 MJ  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:40:57am

To use the word "humanity" in the same sentence with Islamic Jihad and Jimmy Carter is itself a "crime against humanity".
One is a terrorist organization and the other a terrorist apologist.

29 bj  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:41:02am

re: #8 zombie

Then why the hell are you meeting with Hamas, who are firing those rockets -- you moron?

Aussie Dave has some pics of the old coot with rockets over at Israellycool.com ....

30 Fo knee ix  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:41:05am

Maybe after Carter gets back from his Death Romp in the Desert '08, and Hamas continues to do what they do, the Obama school of foreign policy lunacy will be discredited before it can be instituted. Talk about useful idiot.

31 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:41:24am

Carter misspoke.

He meant "crime against subhumanity."

All will be forgiven.

32 OldLineTexan  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:41:32am

re: #23 incanus

Anyone see the error in this paragraph? I spotted it right away; someone didn't get the memo.

Damn, you're right. Nice catch.

33 psaturn  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:41:42am

I noticed the source of news is Xinhua from China, how reliable is it?

34 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:41:58am

re: #23 incanus

Anyone see the error in this paragraph? I spotted it right away; someone didn't get the memo.

(Holy War)

35 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:42:08am
36 looking closely  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:42:37am

Good Wall Street Journal editorial on Carter's foolishness today:

Now the 2002 Nobel laureate is in reprise mode. "In a democracy, I realize you don't need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels," he said over the weekend, responding to a question from an Israeli journalist who noted that Mr. Carter had been snubbed by most of Israel's top leadership and reprimanded by its president, Shimon Peres. "When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that's the dictator, because he speaks for all the people."

37 OldLineTexan  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:42:41am

re: #35 MandyManners

How's the garden party going, Jimmah?

LOL, see #24...

38 Irenike  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:43:27am

The terrorists are thinking, "Jimmah is such a turncoat. He makes one visit to the Joos, and he criticizes us unfairly. What a disloyal friend."

There's no honor among thieves.

The sad thing is, Jimmy's comment will have zero effect on his fellow American lefties who side with the Palestinians.

39 incanus  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:43:35am

re: #34 Ben Hur

(Holy War)

Yup! (I think OLT got it as well). Since when does Jihad mean Holy War?

40 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:43:38am

re: #24 OldLineTexan

Carter has been to Garden Parties, but he hasn't learned.

I reckon I owe you a Coke. (Just don't pinch and poke me, please.)

41 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:44:09am

re: #23 incanus

GAZA, April 15 (Xinhua) — The Islamic Jihad (Holy War Religion of Peace's Inner Struggle) movement in Gaza has slammed on Tuesday the statements of former U.S. president Jimmy Carter, after he termed the rockets attacks on Israel as “a big crime.”

Anyone see the error in this paragraph? I spotted it right away; someone didn't get the memo.

Do you feel better now? ;)

42 incanus  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:44:14am

re: #33 psaturn

I noticed the source of news is Xinhua from China, how reliable is it?

It won't fall apart until you get it home.

43 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:44:30am

Worst.
President.
Ever.

44 Occasional Reader  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:44:43am

re: #36 looking closely

"When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that's the dictator, because he speaks for all the people."

I'm speechless.

I know, it's Carter, so I shouldn't be surprised, but still.

45 incanus  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:44:56am

re: #41 Sharmuta

Do you feel better now? ;)

THANK YOU! I was worried about a fatwa there.

46 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:45:06am

My Lord, these people are so fu(ked up!

47 uptight  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:45:08am

re: #20 laZardo

It's gonna be fun watching the Palestinians slowly become their own worst enemy...though I shudder to think what'd happen if they actually managed to drive the Israelis out...

Hamas have already told us what's next on the agenda. After they've driven the Jews into the sea, they'll fight against the illegal, apartheid state of Spain who - in some yesteryear nakba - stole Al Andalus from the Ummah.

Then they'll set about returning the whole world to Islam's command.

48 OldLineTexan  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:45:20am

re: #40 MandyManners

I reckon I owe you a Coke. (Just don't pinch and poke me, please.)

The judge made it very clear that I wasn't allowed to do anything like that anymore.

/Jimmah does seem to be pleasing himself, somehow. But how? What is he trying to prove?

49 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:45:35am

Charles, check your inbox. I emailed a link to Powerline's update on the MN mosque thing - CAIR's gotten involved, now.

50 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:45:52am

re: #36 looking closely

Good Wall Street Journal editorial on Carter's foolishness today:

WTF?

Now the 2002 Nobel laureate is in reprise mode. "In a democracy, I realize you don't need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels," he said over the weekend, responding to a question from an Israeli journalist who noted that Mr. Carter had been snubbed by most of Israel's top leadership and reprimanded by its president, Shimon Peres. "When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that's the dictator, because he speaks for all the people."

51 Psaturn  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:45:57am

re: #42 incanus

It won't fall apart until you get it home.

Ha!

I was asking as the Holy War part is an interpretation by the Chinese reporters...

52 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:46:01am

re: #43 Noam Sayin'

Worst.
President.
Ever.

Only if people are smart and don't vote for Obama (or Hillary) come November.

53 Golem Akbar  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:46:21am

It's the old Bait and Switch. Carter's famous for it, going in like he's on your side, disarming his critics, and then...whammo, he goes into full moonbat/democracy-hating mode. I don't trust him at all.

54 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:46:28am

re: #48 OldLineTexan

The judge made it very clear that I wasn't allowed to do anything like that anymore.

/Jimmah does seem to be pleasing himself, somehow. But how? What is he trying to prove?

He's a malignant narcissist.

55 Occasional Reader  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:47:08am

Carter apology to Islamic Jihad in 3... 2... 1...

56 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:47:32am

re: #36 looking closely

Good Wall Street Journal editorial on Carter's foolishness today:


Hamas, it is true, fairly won a parliamentary election in January 2006.

The lie of the 21st century.

Yet, the Russian elections were a perversion of justice?

57 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:47:39am

re: #51 Psaturn

Ha!

I was asking as the Holy War part is an interpretation by the Chinese reporters...

Beijing really, really hates jihadis.

58 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:49:38am
59 ointmentfly  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:50:00am

Look Palestinians.... that guy that is skipping around the middle east saying he is Jimmy Carter, is really not Jimmy Carter, but Salman Rushdie with a Jimmy Carter mask with a few copies of the danish cartoons in his pocket... Now, I know what I would do if I were you.....

60 Occasional Reader  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:50:15am

re: #56 Ben Hur

The lie of the 21st century.

Whoa now, there's some stiff competition for that title. Already.

In any event, I have no doubt that Hamas could win a "fair" election in Gaza (whatever that means in a pschotic terrorist welfare state). Hamas perfectly reflects the Palestinian political culture.

61 usmc1968  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:51:20am

I was born in Georgia, but moved to Alabama in 1970. Carter is just a peanut picker and not a good one. That's why I call him "GOOBER"
He's a stain on everone who loves the USA.

62 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:51:29am
63 incanus  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:51:44am

re: #51 Psaturn

Ha!

I was asking as the Holy War part is an interpretation by the Chinese reporters...

I know. My point was, the English (not Engrish!) editors at Xinhua either didn't get the memo yet from Islam, or they just don't give a damn. Knowing the Chinese, the latter is probably true; they will coddle the Muslims when it suits their purposes, but they are very willing to let them know who ought to be in charge.

64 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:51:57am

One million litres of fuel withheld in Gaza: UN

JERUSALEM (AFP) — Gaza's main fuel distributor is holding back one million litres of fuel, UN figures showed on Monday a day after Israel claimed Hamas was stage-managing a crisis in the Palestinian territory.

However, a UN official who requested anonymity said that the current stocks of fuel and industrial gasoline stored in Gaza are sufficient for only several days.

"The general petroleum association refuses to distribute in protest of the lack of supply of fuel by Israel," he said.

The Palestinian General Petroleum Corporation is responsible for the distribution of fuel across the Hamas-run territory, where the union of petrol station owners went on strike several days ago in protest at the fuel cuts.

Israel shut the Nahal Oz crossing and fuel terminal on Wednesday after a raid by Palestinian gunmen killed two Israeli employees and shattered a month-long lull in violence.

Shattered a month long lull in violence? Oh, that's right, rockets don't count.

65 Fo knee ix  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:52:02am

Jimmah: Hamas, tell me about your problems.

Hamas: Da Joos... [in a reserved, somber tone]

Jimmah: What can I do to help you?

Hamas: Da Joos? [more perky now] Joooooooooos Kill da Joooooooooooos. [flailing arms wildly]

Jimmah: Hmmm I understand your plight.

66 Shr_Nfr  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:53:15am

re: #8 zombie

I do not wish for the death or injury of anyone, Israeli, Arab, or old fool, otherwise I would post the comment "Nuts, they missed him."

67 Iron Fist  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:54:49am

re: #15 uptight,

Mr. Peanut has definately picked a side.

68 MJ  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:55:03am

Time for Jimmy Carter to make restitution the families he literally helped destroy in his ill-considered rescue mission to Iran, a mission that wouldn't have been necessary had the "Man from Plains" supported an American ally in the first place. But not Carter who is always willing to help America's enemies.

[Link: www.arlingtoncemetery.net...]

69 Son of the Black Dog  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:55:37am

If Jimmy Carter really wanted to do something useful to stop violence in the Middle East, he'd go live in Sderout permanently, as a human shield.

70 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:55:43am
71 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:56:24am

Heh.

72 bulwrk  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:56:39am

re: #58 buzzsawmonkey

Hillary will be bad. Obama will be disastrous. In fact, I'd go farther; he'd be disastrous on a good day, and catastrophic the rest of the time.

Hillery knows that this is her one and only shot after 4 years of a Obama presidency it will be a long time before America will ever consider a Democrat for president.

73 stevieray  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:56:57am

re: #54 MandyManners

He's a malignant narcissist.

He seeks vindication.

In '79 he bet all his chips that the Mullahs were good, reasonable people, and he busted. In order to restore his reputation, the road to peace in the ME has to pivot around Islamic reasonableness; if it takes a military victory by the West, then he is proved wrong again.

74 Roentgen  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:57:14am

re: #61 usmc1968

I was born in Georgia, but moved to Alabama in 1970. Carter is just a peanut picker and not a good one. That's why I call him "GOOBER"
He's a stain on everone who loves the USA.

And he's a traitor.

75 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:57:46am

PLO spokesthug speaks:

Abbas Zaki: "The use of weapons alone will not bring results, and the use of politics without weapons will not bring results. We act on the basis of our extensive experience. We analyze our situation carefully. We know what climate leads to victory and what climate leads to suicide. We talk politics, but our principles are clear. It was our pioneering leader, Yasser Arafat, who persevered with this revolution, when empires collapsed. Our armed struggle has been going on for 43 years, and the political struggle, on all levels, has been going on for 50 years. We harvest U.N. resolutions, and we shame the world so that it doesn't gang up on us, because the world is led by people who have given their brains a vacation"

76 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:57:46am

The devil stays out of Georgia. The competition is too stiff with Jimmah around.

77 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:58:28am
78 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:58:29am

re: #65 Fo knee ix

Jimmah: Hamas, tell me about your problems.

Hamas: Da Joos... [in a reserved, somber tone]

Jimmah: What can I do to help you?

Hamas: Da Joos? [more perky now] Joooooooooos Kill da Joooooooooooos. [flailing arms wildly]

Jimmah: Hmmm I understand your plight.

In case you missed it, read this

79 eschew_obfuscation  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:58:45am

re: #23 incanus

Anyone see the error in this paragraph? I spotted it right away; someone didn't get the memo.


Gee....I thought that "Jihad" was just a peaceful, inner struggle

80 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:58:51am
81 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:58:58am
82 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:58:58am
Dawood Shihab, spokesman for the Islamic Jihad movement in Gaza, said in response that “Carter’s statement of describing resistance as a crime against humanity is in itself an overthrow on the morals of humanity.”

The irony of a spokesman for a movement that uses women and children as shields and sends children out in bomb vests to do their killing for them speaking of "morals" is utterly lost on him and his fellow islamists. For the irony is- islam itself is an overthrow of the morals of humanity.

83 stevieray  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:59:07am

Gotta go back to work. Lunch break is too short!

84 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 9:59:38am
85 Occasional Reader  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:00:25am

re: #80 buzzsawmonkey

her chits will be gone

And that's why, at the present time, she's scared chitless.

86 tazzerman  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:03:59am

Jimmah better watch it. His statement COULD be construed as 'hate speech' under the new U.N. definition... -tm

87 Izzy Dunne  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:07:05am

Sounds to me like the Palis are bitter about their economic situation and are clinging to their guns and their religion, and their antipathy toward people who are not like them...

88 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:08:42am
89 uptight  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:09:12am

re: #23 incanus

Anyone see the error in this paragraph? I spotted it right away; someone didn't get the memo.

You mean they way they mis-translated Jihad as "Holy War" when we all know it means "peaceful, introspective personal development exercise"?

90 laZardo  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:10:24am

1 AM and I gotta sleep. Just gotta make it through the week...

91 uptight  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:11:02am

re: #81 ploome hineni

Buzzsaw

why did you drag uptight in?

That's a coincidence - I saw the phrase "brass ring" and thought of you.

92 Pyrocles  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:11:14am

Jimmy Carter's worldview explained in one sentence, heh.

re: #50 MandyManners

WTF?

Now the 2002 Nobel laureate is in reprise mode. "In a democracy, I realize you don't need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels," he said over the weekend, responding to a question from an Israeli journalist who noted that Mr. Carter had been snubbed by most of Israel's top leadership and reprimanded by its president, Shimon Peres. "When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that's the dictator, because he speaks for all the people."

93 experiencedtraveller  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:11:58am

re: #36 looking closely

"When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that's the dictator, because he speaks for all the people."

A moment while I find my jaw... its feel off and is under the table somewhere...

94 Jinx  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:15:16am

Ah, no hugs for Jimmah.

95 Tiburon  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:15:31am

Ah, but meanwhile: -

Carter Says Terror Chief Fought For "Just Cause"


(IsraelNN.com) Former US President Jimmy Carter, visiting the grave of PLO terror chief Yasser Arafat in Ramallah, said the arch-terrorist fought for the "advancement of the Palestinians and other just causes in the world."

A local PLO official told Carter that the PA hopes to transfer Arafat's bones to Jerusalem in the future.

Carter said he wished he could visit "besieged" Gaza, but Israel would not let him.

96 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:19:17am
97 DownRightMeanAmerican  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:20:28am

Join us next week as Jimmy Carter goes on his world peace tour and pays tribute to Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Saddam Hussein and Ho Chi Minh.

98 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:24:49am
99 uptight  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:26:42am

re: #95 Tiburon

Carter said he wished he could visit "besieged" Gaza, but Israel would not let him

dammit

I really wish Israel would let him go to Gaza.

Just him. No secret service. No press. Just Jimmy, a map and a few shekels.

100 Alouette  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:27:30am

re: #98 buzzsawmonkey

Sorry to tread in your song spoof territory, but here's a little ditty I wrote in honor of Yom Ha'Atzmaut, Israel Independence Day

(To the tune of "Mr. Garrison's Christmas Song")

They think it was a tragedy
When Israel was formed
They failed to murder all the Jews
So on that day they mourn
They dream the time is coming
When the Jews will go away
That's why I go to Dearborn
And to all the Arabs I say...

Hey there, Palestinians!
Happy fuckin' Naqba!
The IDF has kicked your ass
While you said "Allah Ackbar!"
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Yom Ha'Atzmaut
So get off your fucking Muslim ass
And kiss my Hebrew boot.

There is no Yom Ha'Atzmaut
In the U.N., I know
They're passing resolutions
That Israel has to go
They don't condemn Zimbabwe,
Or China or Darfur
That's why on Yom Ha'Atzmaut
I go to the U.N. and roar...

Hey, United Nations!
Happy Fuckin' Yom Tov!
Eat a piece of gefilte fish
And pass some to the Pontiff!
In case you haven't noticed
It's Israel's birthday
So get off your anti-Semitic ass
And fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that Jimmy Carter
Is a Jew-despising prick
He kisses the ass of terrorists
And it really makes me sick.
On Israel's day of freedom
Jimmy Carter won't take part
And so I go down to Georgia
And I say to that little fart...

Hey there Jimmy Carter
Fucking Chag Sameach
Hashem is going to kick your ass
You Jew-hating nazi piece of shit
In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So let's all rejoice with Israel
And Happy fucking Yom Ha'atzmaut to you!

On Yom Ha'Atzmaut I travel round the world and say,
Saudi Arabia, Iran, Afghanistan,
And all you British too,
Happy fucking Yom Ha'Atzmaut, to you!

101 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:27:43am

You could sail away
Or catch a freight train
Or a rocketship into outer space
Nothin' left to do
Too many things you said
To ever make it feel
Like the 70s did

Seasons must change
'80 came, separate ways
If you blame it on anything
just blame it on the rain

I knew it all along
I'd have to write this song
Too dumb and fell in love
Guess we knew it all along

That's alright, that's okay
We were mad at Nixon
Smilin' through some "change"
That's alright, that's okay
Let's turn the page

My friends called today
Down from Iraq.
They were shooting pool all night
and their days in the rack
You said Israel could crash
It could find Hamas's way
I told them you were leaving
On a bus to go away

That's alright, that's okay
We were mad at Nixon
Trying to find our way
Thats's alright, that's okay
Held our vote in our hands
Let our minds run away
That's alright, that's okay
We were so mad at Ford
Smilin' through some "change"
That's alright, let's turn the page

And remember what I say boy
And it goes this way

Carter, don't go away mad...
Carter, just go away

Original song

102 darkster2400  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:28:46am

Since he has now offended Jews (legitimately) & Muslims (who cares) and is persona non grata in Israel and Gaza, maybe he should rush home to kiss up to the Pope and see if the Pope will look out for him...

103 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:29:18am
104 darkster2400  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:31:07am

re: #99 uptight

and a big old sandwich board with a huge Star of David on it

105 darvvin  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:32:04am

When you take away the meat, the dogs will attack each other.

106 IowaInfidel  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:37:11am
Dawood Shihab, spokesman for the Islamic Jihad movement in Gaza, said in response that “Carter’s statement of describing resistance as a crime against humanity is in itself an overthrow on the morals of humanity.”

I am totally unable to wrap my mind around the concept of firing rockets at the men, women, and children of Sderot as being resistance. I experienced mental whiplash and just stared blankly for a few moments. Do I need to attend a CAIR indoctrination camp or somehting?

107 American Jewess In Jerusalem  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:37:56am

Uh oh, Yimmah. Looks like you may have "mispoken" and upset your friends.

By the way, I didn't know that a dictator always spoke for all the people. Did everyone else here know that?

108 mean Gene  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:41:44am

Dhimmi needs to learn to keep his big mouth shut.
All any dhimmi can say aloud is bound to offend some muslims.
So jimmy shut up!
Just send them your money, jimmy, it is all that they want.

109 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:45:22am

re: #99 uptight

dammit

I really wish Israel would let him go to Gaza.

Just him. No secret service. No press. Just Jimmy, a map and a few shekels.

And a bridal gown.

110 Paul Atreides  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 10:59:39am

That's our Jimmah!

If I had to move into a Habitat Home I would specifically make sure it was one that he HAD NOT driven any nails into, for fear that the roof would cave in on me as soon as I had moved into the house.

111 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:01:33am
GAZA, April 15 (Xinhua) — The Islamic Jihad (Holy War) movement in Gaza has slammed on Tuesday the statements of former U.S. president Jimmy Carter, after he termed the rockets attacks on Israel as “a big crime.”

Now that's what I call eloquence.

/not

112 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:03:57am

re: #110 Paul Atreides

That's our Jimmah!

If I had to move into a Habitat Home I would specifically make sure it was one that he HAD NOT driven any nails into, for fear that the roof would cave in on me as soon as I had moved into the house.

I've seen video of Jimmah hammering nails. My late aunt would say (she once said this to me about a guy who built "moved to your site" homes in East Texas) that he "hammers like a girl".

113 Paul Atreides  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:05:34am

Let's review, shall we?

Dhimmy Carter
Bubba Clinton
Al Gore-bal Warming
Livia Rodham
Johngis Kerry
Barack Snobama

And, the Dims try to say that Bush is the idiot?

114 Paul Atreides  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:08:16am
I've seen video of Jimmah hammering nails. My late aunt would say (she once said this to me about a guy who built "moved to your site" homes in East Texas) that he "hammers like a girl".

To be fair, he probably messed up his hammer hand when he showed that swamp rabbit who was boss.

115 Cygnus  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:10:28am

re: #104 darkster2400

and a big old sandwich board with a huge Star of David on it

Along with a tallit and kippah. (spelling?)

116 USS Ben  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:13:18am

Carter will say he "misspoke", and was "taken out of context."
He wouldn't want to alienate his constituency.

117 justiceforall  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:13:40am

What's it called when both sides in a conflict think that you are biased?

118 madisonsfriend  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:20:27am

re: #117 justiceforall

What's it called when both sides in a conflict think that you are biased?

"former President Jimmy Carter"

119 looking closely  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:23:40am

I'm happy Israel demonstrated by example to Carter the appropriate treatment to a head of state (or former head of state) that likes to talk with terrorists.

Doesn't Peanut-head know that if you hang with/enable terrorists, you ARE a terrorist?

120 Spiny Norman  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:25:32am

Late to the thread, but...

Carter, who is visiting in the region, paid a visit to the southern Israeli town of Sderout, which has been a subject for homemade rockets’ attacks carried out by Gaza militants. Carter said rockets “are a crime against humanity.”

Dawood Shihab, spokesman for the Islamic Jihad movement in Gaza, said in response that “Carter’s statement of describing resistance as a crime against humanity is in itself an overthrow on the morals of humanity.”

'scuse me while I whip this out:

ROTFLMAO!

121 Paul Atreides  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:26:27am
Carter will say he "misspoke", and was "taken out of context."

While enroute to the wreath-laying Jimmah was fired on by bitter people clinging to guns and religion because he did not look like them and they were scared he was going to take away their jobs! Rosalynn was overheard referring to the people as mean and slothful.

122 m  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:28:26am

re: #117 justiceforall

re: #118 madisonsfriend

They both know Jimmah is biased ... FOR paleos. That little mispeak of his will be corrected quickly.

123 incanus  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:38:19am

re: #107 American Jewess In Jerusalem

Uh oh, Yimmah. Looks like you may have "mispoken" and upset your friends.

By the way, I didn't know that a dictator always spoke for all the people. Did everyone else here know that?

Unless he's the Shah. Then, he's bad.

124 Maine's Michael  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:41:26am

From a link MJ supplied a while back:

How does an old-fashioned Southern Democrat say, "Damn those Jews!" in today's world and get away with it? He says, "Give Hamas a chance!" How does a bigot adapt his prejudices to the modern world? He sets his sights on Israel.

125 AZDave  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:46:13am
Carter said rockets “are a crime against humanity.”

Clearly the old demented fart was confused from dodging all that sniper fire.

126 USS Ben  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:48:13am

You know, what really pisses me off about Carter, among just about everything he does, he embraces the head of Hamas...who is linked to at least 26 American murders!

Carter is a traitor in my book! There is a special hell for terrorist lovers like him!

127 AZDave  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:48:39am

re: #13 lawhawk

Because he's on what he's calling a fact-finding mission. Those facts may hit him in the face like a ton of bricks, but that doesn't mean he's going to actually learn anything. He's truly convinced that all will be solved if Israel simply capitulates Jews would just disappear.

There ya go!

128 AZDave  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 11:56:22am

re: #23 incanus

Anyone see the error in this paragraph? I spotted it right away; someone didn't get the memo.

Xinhua? The Chinese News Agency? Now it makes sense. Not a "misspoke," or a "taken out of context," but a bad translation. Cool!

129 janir  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 12:00:31pm

If Pres. Carter keeps spouting off and pissing off the locals, someone gonna decide to grab him and try to use him as hostage material. Of course on one hand he deserves what he gets being warned and all, but on the other hand he's still an American citizen.
This could suck.

130 USS Ben  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 12:21:06pm

re: #129 janir

Personally, I can care less about Carter.
I'm only concerned about the Secret Service men and women who have to protect his worthless ass!

131 madmax517  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 12:37:50pm

re: #43 Noam Sayin'
I'm wondering what position Jimmuh C, Ramsey Clark, Warren Christopher, Madeleine Semi-Bright, Zbignew Brzezinski et all might hold in an '09 Dem administration.

A few days ago I followed a link to Friedcake where they were full of praise for Carter's efforts as the best friend Israel has and recall a post admiring him for his efforts with the N. Korean nuclear status. The claim was that Clinton mostly went along with his work and Dub ya let it go to hell. More revisionist history there. Oh, and they are hopeful that the Palis will treat Israelis ok when the apartheid Jewish state of dismantled. Is there any doubt that Dinglebarry won't seek to facilitate the destruction of Israel? I wonder how much Sharia will accelerate in this country under that scumwad.
I'm thinking McCain at least would make better SCOTUS appointments. Nevertheless I have to wonder if we are not headed for deja vu all over again and Carter-like stagflation and malaise.

132 Maine's Michael  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 12:53:53pm

re: #131 madmax517

I'm wondering what position Jimmuh C, Ramsey Clark, Warren Christopher, Madeleine Semi-Bright, Zbignew Brzezinski et all might hold in an '09 Dem administration.

Brzezinski is out of the picture, I am told, until the spelling of his name is clarified.

133 B_Dix  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 1:02:37pm

Guess they thought the former American President was totally trained. Now he stands up in public & (instead of kissing up to their cause) he pipes up with his own damn ideas instead of the Paleo party line (that "freedom of speech" thing; you can see why they hate that about us!). Dang, now it makes all these devout Paleostinian martyrs-in-waiting look like -(oh don't say it!)- the bad guys or something....

He needs to be careful, though. If he stops spouting the pro-Paleostinian line of "poor pious Muslims denied a state in their ancestral homeland due to the intransigence of evil Zionists; their plight forces them to use their own women and children as shields against Israel's unconscionable retaliation for those valiant rocket attacks & suicide bombers", they MIGHT decide he'll be worth more as a hostage than as an apologist ...

134 Peterus  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 2:33:20pm

Strange he had the guts to even mention it. But maybe it's not Carter's spine, but stupidity showing here. If he stands by this statement guilt for talking to terrorists and honoring their dead leader should be lowered.
Though, I think he just didn't think for a second here and told it expecting no response. After some frawning from "holy warriors" he'll prolly cave.

135 Armigerous  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 2:35:11pm

"The evil that men do lives after them...the good is oft interred with their bones....so let it be with Jimmah."

136 eaglewingz08  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 3:53:22pm

"Magic Carbomb Ride"

By Hamassteppinwolf

I like to dream yes, yes, right between my muzzezeins
On a carpet of blood I drift into the night
Any place it goes off is right
Shrapnel Goes far, then blood flies near, up to the stars, far away from here

Well, Djimmah is fine with our jihadis' minds
Why don't you come with us Mr. Prezident
On a magic carbomb ride
You don't know how many Joos will die
Why don't you become a Shahadi just like me
Your Fantasy will set you free
Seventy Two Virgins Is Your New Reality
Look inside Djimmi
Let your peanut mind just fade away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished all the Joos would die
Before the thing would answer me
Well, Mossad men came and took it away
I looked around, my homicide belt was all I found
So I headed to the nearest kosher deli in a rage;

Well, Djimmah don't know cause your heart is blind
Why don't you come with Hamass Djimmah
On a magic carbomb ride
Well, you can be an honorary Shahedi
Why don't you win another Piece Prize with me
The Explosion will set you free
Close your eyes for the carbomb swarm
You will find 72 virgins
After the sound takes you away

137 realwest  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 4:43:00pm

There are only so many ways to call Jimmy Carter a scumbag, and I think I just did it the most accurately. He still met with "ex" officials of Hamas today [Link: www.reuters.com...]

138 absolutinfidel[deleted]  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 5:39:33pm
139 nyc redneck  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 5:53:25pm

islam demands complete obedience jimmy.
didn't you know that? you stupid old fool.

140 Izzy Dunne  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 5:56:45pm

re: #138 absolutinfidel

whats a palestinian?

That's the Arabic word for "someone who clings to their guns and their religion and their antipathy towrd people who aren't like them in difficult economic times".

141 nadadhimmi  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 6:07:56pm

Whereupon Jimmah apologized and submissively asked," may I please kiss Chaiman Arafats queer, dead, ass now?

142 Whatchamacallit  Tue, Apr 15, 2008 8:33:39pm

Sigh, I suppose it would be nice if the administration grew a pair and pulled his secret service support then voided his passport so he can't re-enter the country. Just thinking about our tax dollars being used to protect Jimmah for the rest of his life while he betrays his own country, makes me sick...

The Secret Service should bring him into Syria, then pull out and leave him there. Sending a fax with his itinerary to Hamas as they board a plane for home. He's single handedly defiled the office of the president.

143 Jed  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:56:40am

Carter croticizing Hamas? Jimma must be a Zionist agent!


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