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Wed, Apr 16, 2008 at 2:59:59 am PDT

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie
Which we ascribe to heaven.

William Shakespeare

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1 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:02:55am

Ah the bard has spoken. He can be so quotable in many situations of life.

2 BulgarWheat  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:03:48am

morning, Blue!

3 LC LaWedgie  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:03:50am

Mrng y'll

O Bama! Wert is thy sensz? -- Notorious B.I.L.

4 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:05:13am

re: #3 LC LaWedgie

[BLINK]

5 LC LaWedgie  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:05:49am

re: #4 BabbaZee

lol!

6 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:05:51am

Morning Lizards!

7 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:08:46am

Good morning to all the early risers. Welcome to the fresh thread.

/freshly cleaned and minty fresh.

8 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:09:40am

Good morning, Lizards!

9 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:12:23am

Yes..a new thread..look at all this room.

10 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:12:34am
11 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:13:23am

Good Morning all - somebody mentioned coffee on the previous thread so I'll be back . . .

12 tigerwoman  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:13:29am

I am sure someone has posted this link in another thread. I am sure Charles has a good reason for not making this story its own thread. I wanted to post it because I find it simply unbelievable.

[Link: www.reuters.com...]

(Okay, please someone enlighten me as to how to post a link which shows the title of the article only instead of the whole address! Thanks!)

13 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:18:31am

re: #12 tigerwoman

I am sure someone has posted this link in another thread. I am sure Charles has a good reason for not making this story its own thread. I wanted to post it because I find it simply unbelievable.

[Link: www.reuters.com...]

(Okay, please someone enlighten me as to how to post a link which shows the title of the article only instead of the whole address! Thanks!)

Type in the title you want. Highlight it by dragging your mouse across while holding down the left mouse button. Click the button up at the top of the writing screen that is supposed to look like 2 links of chain hooked together - the one farthest to the right. Paste the URL into the box that pops up. Click the OK button.

14 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:18:52am

re: #12 tigerwoman

Like this?

Brigitte Bardot on trial for Muslim slur

15 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:18:56am

re: #12 tigerwoman

Write the title of the article or paste it

Highlight it with your cursor

go to the tiny icon on the upper right over this box that looks like a chain link and hit it

place your link there

VOILA~

16 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:19:42am

re: #12 tigerwoman

I am sure someone has posted this link in another thread. I am sure Charles has a good reason for not making this story its own thread. I wanted to post it because I find it simply unbelievable.

[Link: www.reuters.com...]

(Okay, please someone enlighten me as to how to post a link which shows the title of the article only instead of the whole address! Thanks!)

I agree this should have a thread to itself.

17 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:23:52am

re: #16 galloping granny

Witnessed!

BBL

Gonna go watch Turkey War part IV

/Three huge toms are strutting right outside my window

18 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:24:50am

re: #16 galloping granny

I agree this should have a thread to itself.

Seconded!

19 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:28:16am

Where is an Israeli Bulldozer when you need One? [Link: politicalmavens.com...]

20 yma o hyd  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:30:08am

Good morning Lizards!
Have a good one - sun is shining here in the capital of Wales, but the wind from Siberia is freezing!
Gotta go and do some chores now, but really enjoyed (as always!) reading your night-time musings, jokes, tales and general advice.
BBL

21 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:31:20am
The U.S. State Department has issued a new “Travel Alert” on Mexico, warning of ongoing drug wars and advising that dozens of Americans were killed or kidnapped in one border city alone last year.

The Alert from the Department’s Bureau of Consular Affairs states:

“Violent criminal activity fueled by a war between criminal organizations struggling for control of the lucrative narcotics trade continues along the U.S.-Mexico border...

“Foreign visitors and residents, including Americans, have been among the victims of homicides and kidnappings in the border region...

“Recent Mexican army and police force conflicts with heavily-armed narcotics cartels have escalated to levels equivalent to military small-unit combat and have included use of machine guns and fragmentation grenades. Confrontations have taken place in numerous towns and cities in northern Mexico.”

[Link: www.newsmax.com...] ..I like posting this way...a little of the story..then you know if you want more or not.

22 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:32:08am

re: #20 yma o hyd

Good morning Lizards!
Have a good one - sun is shining here in the capital of Wales, but the wind from Siberia is freezing!
Gotta go and do some chores now, but really enjoyed (as always!) reading your night-time musings, jokes, tales and general advice.
BBL

Good bye yma.
(I suppose that is gaelic lol).
Is Cardiff the capital?

23 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:32:58am
The new legislation will let President Hugo Chavez further extend state control over foreign oil companies operating in Venezuela - home to the largest petroleum deposits in the Western Hemisphere - as he steers the nation toward what he calls ''21st-century socialism.''

[Link: www.newsmax.com...]

24 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:34:08am

re: #23 storagemanager

[Link: www.newsmax.com...]

Venezuela has been badly outsized in deposits by Brazil, just last week.
Hehehe for Hugo.

25 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:34:38am

Hahaha - Obama is back to wearing an American flag pin. ROFLMAO! Can we question his patriotism now?

[Link: hotair.com...]

26 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:36:16am

re: #24 MigueldowninMexico

Venezuela has been badly outsized in deposits by Brazil, just last week.
Hehehe for Hugo.

I see both Chevron and BP use Venezuelan petroleum. We'll be very sure not to buy either of those brands.

27 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:37:58am

re: #25 galloping granny

Hahaha - Obama is back to wearing an American flag pin. ROFLMAO! Can we question his patriotism now?

[Link: hotair.com...]

At least his sincerity! So much for his principles as well...

28 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:39:04am
Kuwait City, 16 April (AKI) - All foreigners in Kuwait who are stopped by the police for running a red light, risk being expelled from the country.

This is a new measure that has been adopted by the interior ministry of the small emirate in order to reduce the number of traffic accidents in Kuwait.

According to a report on the local news agency Kuna, General Thabit al-Muhna, the deputy interior minister, announced the new measure for those who chose to violate the most basic of traffic rules

[Link: www.adnkronos.com...]

29 AndyMacOP  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:39:13am

Coffee is on! Who wants some?

30 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:39:46am

re: #27 goddessoftheclassroom

At least his sincerity! So much for his principles as well...

The only principle that Obama knows is to do whatever he thinks he has to to get where he wants to be.

31 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:40:19am
Islam: Fasting during Ramadan increases risk of rare stroke, says study

[Link: www.adnkronos.com...]

32 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:42:12am

re: #26 galloping granny

I see both Chevron and BP use Venezuelan petroleum. We'll be very sure not to buy either of those brands.

And you'll do the correct thing!
Chavez is becoming more unhinged by the hour. He's clinically nuts and his delusion can be dangeruos for others.
He even has his own private army now. I think it is four batallions who will dedicate themselves to guard the tyrant. The Pretorians.

I have good news btw. The Venezuelan ambassador in Mexico has just been kicked out the country, after about 10 months here, as he has been meddling in Mexican affairs and he was instrumental on Chavez's decision to steal -socialist style- Cemex and Bimbo two of the biggest Mexican companies, two of the biggest companies in the world too.
He was asked to leave yesterday.

33 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:42:57am

re: #25 galloping granny

Hahaha - Obama is back to wearing an American flag pin. ROFLMAO! Can we question his patriotism now?

[Link: hotair.com...]

Hahahaha. They'll (politicos) would do anything to win.

34 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:44:01am

re: #29 AndyMacOP

Coffee is on! Who wants some?

Thanks!
I just had my only cup of the day.
Enjoy your coffee :)

35 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:45:25am
Poland marks 1943 Warsaw ghetto uprising and confirms strong ties with Israel

[Link: www.ejpress.org...]

36 jcbunga  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:47:07am

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie
Which we ascribe to heaven.

— William Shakespeare

Me is it or speak like Yoda Shakepeare does? Or doth?

37 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:47:43am

re: #36 jcbunga

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie
Which we ascribe to heaven.

— William Shakespeare

Me is it or speak like Yoda Shakepeare does? Or doth?

That old blank verse makes Will do funny things!

38 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:47:52am

Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie
Which we ascribe to heaven.

— William Shakespeare


I live in a small town. I really don't like with when Charles quotes foreigners.

39 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:49:24am

re: #32 MigueldowninMexico

And you'll do the correct thing!
Chavez is becoming more unhinged by the hour. He's clinically nuts and his delusion can be dangeruos for others.
He even has his own private army now. I think it is four batallions who will dedicate themselves to guard the tyrant. The Pretorians.

I have good news btw. The Venezuelan ambassador in Mexico has just been kicked out the country, after about 10 months here, as he has been meddling in Mexican affairs and he was instrumental on Chavez's decision to steal -socialist style- Cemex and Bimbo two of the biggest Mexican companies, two of the biggest companies in the world too.
He was asked to leave yesterday.

Are you serious that he calls his private army the Praetorian Guards? Oh dear, he does have a case of emperor syndrome.

Good for Mexico. I could not believe it when I heard he was after the cement company! Sounds like the idiot has designs on some Union of Soviet Socialist America or some such

40 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:50:15am

re: #34 MigueldowninMexico

Thanks!
I just had my only cup of the day.
Enjoy your coffee :)

I'm having my "only" cup too. But the girls bought me a coffee bowl a few years back, so it is a really BIG cup.

41 godfrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:50:40am

Good morning, lizards.

Jack Straw told he cannot block release of most dangerous criminals because it infringes their human rights

In May 2006, the Parole Board recommended Black's release on licence.

But the Home Secretary, whose role in such matters has now been taken over by the Justice Secretary, refused to comply, saying the 39-year-old still posed too great a risk of re-offending.

Yesterday, the court ruled that it was a breach of Article 5 of the European Convention on Human Rights for a Government minister alone - rather than a court - to reach such a decision.

Britain no longer has its own justice system.

Good luck with that.

42 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:52:05am

re: #39 galloping granny

He want's to make south America the new Rome...he has said that.

43 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:53:10am

re: #38 fat bastard vegetarian

Still clinging to your rifles and bible, cursing them furriners?

:)

44 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:53:10am

re: #40 galloping granny

Had a friend who was a pastor. There was a message left on his voice mail from someone telling him that she had a coffee urinal that he could pick up at any time.

Kind of like a coffee bowl, no?

45 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:53:54am

re: #42 storagemanager

He want's to make south America the new Rome...he has said that.

He has a a rather grave misunderstanding of Rome then.

46 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:54:33am

Got to run off--y'all take care and have a great day!

47 opnion  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:54:38am

re: #25 galloping granny

Hahaha - Obama is back to wearing an American flag pin. ROFLMAO! Can we question his patriotism now?

[Link: hotair.com...]

Good Morning Lizards,
I thought that he thought that wearing a flag lapel pin was a vulgar display of 'patriotism on the cheap" Hmm.
I am confused, right after his "Bitter"small town rubes story broke there was a poll that had him down 20 points in Penn. Now they are showing 6 points.
Which is it?

48 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:54:49am

re: #39 galloping granny

Are you serious that he calls his private army the Praetorian Guards? Oh dear, he does have a case of emperor syndrome.

Good for Mexico. I could not believe it when I heard he was after the cement company! Sounds like the idiot has designs on some Union of Soviet Socialist America or some such

No, no, the Pretorians was my idea of calling them.
He calls them "Special Forces" or somesuch.
Cemex is very important.
And so is Bimbo, the fourth most important food company in the world.
Chavez stealed Bimbo Venezuela in January or February.

49 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:54:57am

re: #40 galloping granny

Something like the beginning of "So I Married an Axe Murder?" where Mike Myers goes, "No you must have misunderstood me, I wanted the LARGE cup of coffee."

/after being handed a cup containing half a pot of coffee.

50 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:56:18am

re: #41 godfrey

Good morning, lizards.

Jack Straw told he cannot block release of most dangerous criminals because it infringes their human rights

Britain no longer has its own justice system.

Good luck with that.

The "government" of any of the EU countries exists at this point only to rubber stamp the decisions of those who really rule the EU.

51 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:56:24am

Dork.......

Just before Prime Minister Gordon Brown's trip to Washington, he leaked a gratuitous media insult to George W. Bush, with whom he meets today. Said the UK Telegraph, in a big headline, "Gordon Brown calls for revival of US greatness."


"Gordon Brown is to urge the next American president to re-engage with the world and show the kind of leadership America demonstrated in the immediate aftermath of the Second World War. ... His message will be conveyed to all three candidates for the White House in back-to-back meetings during his trip to the United States this week

[Link: www.americanthinker.com...]

52 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:56:57am

re: #49 BlueCanuck

I have used that line a bunch of times in restaraunts when they bring a Mr. Creosote volume of food to the table.

53 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:57:08am

re: #47 opnion

Good Morning Lizards,
I thought that he thought that wearing a flag lapel pin was a vulgar display of 'patriotism on the cheap" Hmm.
I am confused, right after his "Bitter"small town rubes story broke there was a poll that had him down 20 points in Penn. Now they are showing 6 points.
Which is it?

I suspect that the 6 is rigged.

54 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:58:14am

re: #49 BlueCanuck

Something like the beginning of "So I Married an Axe Murder?" where Mike Myers goes, "No you must have misunderstood me, I wanted the LARGE cup of coffee."

/after being handed a cup containing half a pot of coffee.

Yup - that kind.

55 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:58:31am

re: #52 fat bastard vegetarian

Ah, Mr. Creosote. Fat Bastards of the worlds greatest heroe. ;)

56 opnion  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:59:23am

re: #53 galloping granny

I suspect that the 6 is rigged.

It looks really odd. Was the 6% poll before or after Barry or after Barry stepped in it?
Te fact is ,if the MSM is schilling for him & he gets swamped,it willlook worse.

57 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 3:59:55am

Morning all!
I love the smell of a fresh new thread- before all the bitter people get on.
....Umm, am I too late?

58 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:00:20am

re: #57 Jim in Virginia

Morning all!
I love the smell of a fresh new thread- before all the bitter people get on.
....Umm, am I too late?

Just in time Jim ;)

59 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:01:02am

Charlie Mackenzie: Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

From "So I Married An Axe Murderer"

and

Charlie Mackenzie: Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the *large* cappuccino. *Hello!* Look at the size of this thing.
Tony Giardino: It's practially a bowl.
Charlie Mackenzie: It's like Campbell's Cup-O'-ccino!

60 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:01:37am

re: #55 BlueCanuck

Ah, Mr. Creosote. Fat Bastards of the worlds greatest heroe. ;)

Just one thin mint.

61 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:01:55am

re: #57 Jim in Virginia

Depends on your definition of bitter. Good morning JiV.

/mellowing out quite nicely here, an hour to go.

62 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:02:33am

re: #60 Jim in Virginia

Just one thin mint.

wafer thin

63 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:02:38am

re: #56 opnion

It looks really odd. Was the 6% poll before or after Barry or after Barry stepped in it?
Te fact is ,if the MSM is schilling for him & he gets swamped,it willlook worse.

One thing to clearly keep at the front of your mind about polls and statistics: it is easier by far to rig them to show what you want than it is to write them correctly so that you get an honest picture. Most polls and statistics are slanted.

So, before anybody asks Why would they do this - easy: people are often ship. They tend to vote for who they think is the most popular so they are on the winning side.

BTW - Fox just showed clips that have suddenly magically appeared of Obama playing basketball in high school. How fast can we say pandering?

64 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:02:49am

Miguel! Como esta?
(Sorry, I can't do the upside down punctuation thingie.)

65 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:02:55am

And time for me to go, btw.
Good bye and God bless all :)

66 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:03:44am

re: #59 fat bastard vegetarian

Ok so I mangled the quote a bit. :)

/actually it's been awhile since I have seen it.
//wasn't it a latte actually? don't remember the foam on top.

67 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:03:57am

re: #63 galloping granny

One thing to clearly keep at the front of your mind about polls and statistics: it is easier by far to rig them to show what you want than it is to write them correctly so that you get an honest picture. Most polls and statistics are slanted.

So, before anybody asks Why would they do this - easy: people are often ship sheep. They tend to vote for who they think is the most popular so they are on the winning side.

BTW - Fox just showed clips that have suddenly magically appeared of Obama playing basketball in high school. How fast can we say pandering?

/PIMF - need more coffee.

68 MigueldowninMexico  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:04:12am

re: #64 Jim in Virginia

Miguel! Como esta?
(Sorry, I can't do the upside down punctuation thingie.)

I'm ok Jim, thank you. (Don't worry about the mark lol)
I hope you're doing fine too!
I'm in the brink of fading out lol ;)

69 sparrowlake  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:04:26am

re: #51 storagemanager
The Marshall Plan came after the war was won, not during it. During the war the job was to destroy the enemy.

70 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:04:37am

re: #61 BlueCanuck
We made our reservations for Cape Breton the end of June. I'm psyched for a vacation.
Is the Royal Tattoo in Halifax a good show? (Would thirteen year old girls like it?)

71 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:05:03am

re: #66 BlueCanuck

I don't know...went over to my friend and your's IMDB. Seem to remember foam, though.

72 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:05:46am

Good night Miguel, maybe see you tomorrow. I think it's time for me to sign off for the night. With the day shift here with coffee cups in hands I bow out to stage right.

/works getting busy, time to go. :)

73 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:06:49am

re: #72 BlueCanuck

Enjoy your day. Work is busy? Great!

74 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:07:29am

re: #67 galloping granny
But polls are scientifically accurate so any variation in election results from polling data is proof of ballot tampering. Or the Bradley effect.
/sarc off

75 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:08:28am

re: #70 Jim in Virginia

Oooh the Royal Tattoo. If they like drums and pipe bands they should. Worth the viewing. In Cape Breton you must go to Lake Bra'dor and visit the Alexander Graham Bell museum. I remember going there in '82 as a kid. If you luck out you may see it in the rain. Very scottish highland like.

/and now I am out.

76 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:11:08am
NEW YORK - Unease with Pope Benedict XVI's approach to Islam has led a U.S. Muslim group to decline joining in an interfaith event with him later this week

Several other U.S. Muslim leaders expressed similar concerns about the pope, but pledged to participate in the Washington gathering, saying the two faiths should do everything possible to improve relations.

“Our going there is more out of respect for the Catholic Church itself,” said Muzammil H. Siddiqi, chairman of the Fiqh Council of North America, which interprets Islamic law. “Popes come and go, but the church is there.”

Siddiqi, co-chairman of the West Coast Muslim-Catholic Dialogue, is among the Muslim, Jewish, Buddhist, Jain and Hindu leaders scheduled to meet Benedict on Thursday at the Pope John Paul II Cultural Center

That terrorist toad is one of the reasons we moved..he was turning Orange county,California into Mecca light. [Link: www.weaselzippers.net...]

77 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:12:59am

re: #70 Jim in Virginia

We made our reservations for Cape Breton the end of June. I'm psyched for a vacation.
Is the Royal Tattoo in Halifax a good show? (Would thirteen year old girls like it?)

If you are taking a 13 year old girl to Cape Breton you must take a detour to Prince Edward Island to see the Anne of Avonlea house!

78 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:17:51am

They are talking about the polls on Fox right now - "the polls were polls of rank and file democratic voters"

79 LC LaWedgie  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:20:42am

re: #57 Jim in Virginia

If you had all these prodigal chickens to feed, you'd be bitter, too.

80 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:25:33am

You wonder how much this Shakespeare quote says about religion today...

81 LeftJustAintRight  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:27:54am

re: #78 galloping granny
The only polls i like are Brass and on a stage

82 opnion  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:29:54am

re: #67 galloping granny

/PIMF - need more coffee.

Ya know I did think of that.But if BHO goes down in double digits,he will look underachieving

83 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:31:43am

re: #81 LeftJustAintRight

That's how they chose Pope John Paul...first they "took a Pole"

84 opnion  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:32:15am

re: #78 galloping granny

They are talking about the polls on Fox right now - "the polls were polls of rank and file democratic voters"

So ,I wonder if the 20% figure is the general populace.
But the poll was Dem primary not general election.
Where's my coffee?l

85 Roger  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:34:21am

Conscription in the State Department!

86 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:34:57am

Good Morning all! 37degrees as the rosy fingered dawn touches the sky over Chambodia; supposed to get up to 71, which means perfect weather to nurse a cold.

We're having some silly event on campus which means I don't have to teach, though I still have to show up. Get to put on my fancy robes etc.

87 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:35:04am
Israel is such an element in our region that is not natural. It was set up by oppressive world powers. Zionist state is not acceptable. It will end and cease to exist. It will be replaced with a democratic government of Palestine," the religious leader said.

......

On Pakistan-Iran relations, he said the relations were special and had been cemented over the years.

"Pakistan-Iran relations are deep rooted and cannot get strained in any way. Leaders of both countries have announced that we have excellent relations.

Both countries should work for uniting the Ummah and strengthening the Islamic brotherhood.

[Link: www2.irna.com...]

88 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:35:31am

re: #85 Roger

Conscription in the State Department!

For a minute I thought that said "constipation"

89 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:36:06am

re: #86 Lucius Septimius
graduation already?

90 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:37:14am

re: #83 fat bastard vegetarian
I wouldn't touch that with a 5 foot eight and a half inch Pole.

91 Roger  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:37:20am

re: #86 Lucius Septimius

Not even a question of boxers or briefs, eh!

92 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:38:26am

re: #78 galloping granny

They are talking about the polls on Fox right now - "the polls were polls of rank and file democratic voters"


So they miss Rush's CHAOS (KAOS?) effect.

93 opnion  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:38:45am

re: #67 galloping granny

/PIMF - need more coffee.

Obama Playing basketball? Well you know bowling is not his game.
Hey,he can't dance either. He looks like a sissy boy, when he does.

94 opnion  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:39:21am

Gotta go, See ya

95 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:39:55am
(IsraelNN.com) Security in Russia has been tightened around synagogues for the Passover holiday, which coincides this year with the birthday of Adolph Hitler. The Federation of Jewish Communities of Russia (FJCR) said it would tighten up security arrangements, as it does every year, "because we receive warnings about possible provocations from law enforcement services," Interfax reported.

In the Ukraine, the Federation is concerned about allegations that Jews actively cooperated with Ukrainian nationalist groups during the Second World War. "There is clear confidence among the Holocaust scholars that Jews had never voluntarily been members of the Ukrainian Insurgent Army. Attempts to unearth such 'facts' have been made for half a century and do not look as sensation to historians because they do not reflect reality," an FJCR spokesman told Interfax.


[Link: www.israelnationalnews.com...]

96 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:41:26am

re: #67 galloping granny

Pandering! Pandering! Pandering!

As to the polls, if Obama is shown to be narrowing the gap, that could work against him in the primary. Primaries are won with a core of highly motivated supporters, and nothing motivates them like the need to get out the vote. That said, turnout in primaries is generally pretty low, and if Obama supporters get cocky and believe they have narrowed the gap sufficiently, some of them might stay home; meanwhile the Clintonistas, seeing the lead in jeopardy, could mobilize to take it back.

Primaries are weird, voter pattern-wise.

97 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:42:19am

re: #93 opnion

Obama Playing basketball? Well you know bowling is not his game.
Hey,he can't dance either. He looks like a sissy boy, when he does.

Haven't seen him dance. One of the benefits of being black; even if you can't dance, white people think you can.

98 madisonsfriend  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:42:34am

So Jimmah and Rosalyn laid a wreath at arafat's grave. Gosh, I'd like to leave something there as well. Jimmah is full of the stuff I'd like to leave.

99 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:43:04am

re: #96 Lucius Septimius

So you're getting all "Harry Potter'ed" up today?

100 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:43:12am

re: #89 Jim in Virginia

graduation already?

No, not yet -- an "honor's" day. It's ok. The students present their work and faculty just sort of mill around. I'll probably just serve cocktails in my office. Later we have an awards assembly.

101 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:43:36am

re: #91 Roger

Semper ubi sub ubi.

102 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:44:07am

re: #99 fat bastard vegetarian

So you're getting all "Harry Potter'ed" up today?

Sort of. I'll keep the wand out of sight, though.

103 Killian Bundy  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:45:48am

re: #85 Roger

Conscription in the State Department!

Gee, foreign service officers having to serve in a, gasp, foreign country!

/obviously, some people chose the wrong career

104 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:45:52am

re: #102 Lucius Septimius

My son's graduation was the first college graduation I had ever seen and the sceptors, the mortarboards, but mostly the colorful crazy caps (swear I saw a court jester cap) just made me sit there in awe (as in "Awe shit, did you see that one?!")

I know. I'm such a rube!

105 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:47:13am

The Great Dictator is on

GOD Love Charlie Chaplin

106 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:47:31am

re: #100 Lucius Septimius

No, not yet -- an "honor's" day. It's ok. The students present their work and faculty just sort of mill around. I'll probably just serve cocktails in my office. Later we have an awards assembly.

Kind of like an elementary school science fair?

107 madisonsfriend  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:48:03am

re: #102 Lucius Septimius

I actually thought all the robes at graduation were interesting-I especially like the special velvet hats. you need a major guide book to understand all the robes, collars(?) and hats. I only went to my grad school graduation- and I have no idea what I wore- colors, cap- nothing. I am not sure my folks took photos. It was at my kids graduations that I looked at all the robes, hats and assorted other regalia.

108 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:48:07am

re: #104 fat bastard vegetarian

My son's graduation was the first college graduation I had ever seen and the sceptors, the mortarboards, but mostly the colorful crazy caps (swear I saw a court jester cap) just made me sit there in awe (as in "Awe shit, did you see that one?!")

I know. I'm such a rube!

One of my professors was a graduate of a UK university. His cap and gown was bright orange with a huge white ruff ala Queen Elizabeth. Rather colorful.

109 Killian Bundy  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:48:32am

Free Rice

/clever and useful

110 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:48:34am

re: #80 laZardo

You wonder how much this Shakespeare quote says about religion today...

Jesus said it first.

111 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:48:37am

re: #106 fat bastard vegetarian

Kind of like an elementary school science fair?

Lucius...I meant the "cocktails" part.

112 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:49:01am

Must see the photo.....Outside this mosque in Anaheim, California (State College Drive) we finally got definitive evidence of two things:

1. Word has been out in the Islamic community worldwide for some time (specially Indonesia and Malaysia) to begin overt support for Obama.

2. We heard rumors of the Islamic Republic of Iran also passing the word to their American agents and clerics to support Obama but had nothing tangible until now.

The photo above was taken during the last week of March, 2008 by an AntiMullah person who happened to see this woman and was delighted to have a camera on hand.

...Note the "bilingual" aspect uses English lettering for Persian (not Arabic) words to reach a broader audience than writing it in Farsi (Persian) fonts.

[Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]

113 Roger  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:49:08am

re: #105 BabbaZee

View all 2 comments?

114 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:49:45am

re: #113 Roger

View all 2 comments?

Uccch!

115 madisonsfriend  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:50:15am

re: #108 galloping granny

One of my professors was a graduate of a UK university. His cap and gown was bright orange with a huge white ruff ala Queen Elizabeth. Rather colorful.

I once went to the Lord Mayor's Show in London. It is a big parade in November- they have really cool carriages(I thought they only existed in Disney movies). The various important(?) personages wear wigs, wonderful robes and hats- and hand puppets! I do not understand the hand puppet thing. Buzz? Any other Brits here?

116 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:50:49am

re: #114 BabbaZee

Did you see the Robert Downey, Jr. Chaplain movie? Was amazing. And, "Hi Babba"!

117 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:51:06am

BTW when Chaplin made that movie
USA was mired in isolationism
and people were fellating Hitler all over the world

That movie was a hugely radical thing to do

118 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:51:54am

re: #104 fat bastard vegetarian

No, it's cool.

My robe is this big old thing with huge sleeves and a poofy hat. I love wearing it. It makes me look sort of like this guy, albeit a bit thinner.

119 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:52:09am

re: #116 fat bastard vegetarian

YES. Only he could have done it. Or Tim Curry ...but he was too old already.

I love RDJ
/what a waste of talent

120 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:52:45am

re: #111 fat bastard vegetarian

"yes" to both. LOL.

121 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:53:08am

re: #119 BabbaZee

YES. Only he could have done it. Or Tim Curry ...but he was too old already.

I love RDJ
/what a waste of talent

Oh no, he's coming back. Has a hell of a new movie coming out! Can't wait to see it. IRON MAN!

122 madisonsfriend  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:54:19am

re: #118 Lucius Septimius

So you have the velvet hat thing! Very NICE!

123 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:54:54am

re: #121 fat bastard vegetarian

I don't know that "Iron Man" counts as a comeback or is merely a way to pay rent

IMO it is beneath him
but I am a notorious snob
LOL

124 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:55:10am

re: #118 Lucius Septimius

Now I have a permanent visual of you. Thanks!

Here's a visual that you all can use for me. Glen Beck. I was told that all of the time before he stopped wearing the glasses.

125 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:55:23am

re: #122 madisonsfriend

It's square, like me.

126 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:56:01am

re: #123 BabbaZee

I respectfully disagree while blowing kisses in your general direction.

127 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:56:37am

Iron man is cool. Don't know about the movie, the comic books were great.

128 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:57:06am

re: #126 fat bastard vegetarian

Men do generally like those kind of movies

Me?
I could do without all the comic remakes

129 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:57:26am

re: #64 Jim in Virginia

Miguel! Como esta?
(Sorry, I can't do the upside down punctuation thingie.)

"¿" = "¿"

"¡" = "¡"

130 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:58:05am

re: #127 Lucius Septimius

Iron man is cool. Don't know about the movie, the comic books were great.

Love superhero movies when real actors are put into the roles. Not just someone who looks right, but someone who can give the hero "flesh and bones". Think Bobby's gonna do just that. Trailer's I have seen look great.

131 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:59:23am

re: #88 Lucius Septimius

re: #85 Roger
Conscription in the State Department!

For a minute I thought that said "constipation"

When the State Department stops spewing crap, I think we'll notice.

132 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 4:59:52am

re: #131 JamesTKirk

When the State Department stops spewing crap, I think we'll notice.



nevah
gonna
happen

133 Izzy Dunne  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:00:36am

AVATAR test.
I'm in a small town in rural Maine, clinging to my guitar in times of trouble.

134 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:01:45am

re: #105 BabbaZee

Hitler ruined a perfectly good mustache style.

135 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:01:58am

If they film in in constnat cut aways like they do everything these days I wont be able to watch it

Vodeo game cutaways I call it

It is my belief this is why they all have so -called "ADD" too

you are laying wiring in your brain when you are a kid
These kids are all wired in 12 second video game cutaways

therefore, 12 second attention spans

simple

136 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:02:20am

Video

vodeo doe doe

137 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:02:34am

re: #134 laZardo

Hitler ruined a perfectly good mustache style.

BASTID!

138 Roger  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:02:41am

re: #133 Izzy Dunne

Man are YOU bitter!

139 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:03:08am
140 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:03:08am

Good morning, all...

Nice day to get started on that Spring (2005) cleaning...

141 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:04:31am

So far, everything about "Iron Man" looks good. I love a well-done superhero movie, but there aren't nearly enough of those.

142 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:04:35am

re: #137 BabbaZee

ESSACLY!

143 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:05:04am

re: #134 laZardo

Hitler ruined a perfectly good mustache style.

Really? I don't think it was truly considered evil until J. Jonah Jameson adopted it.

144 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:05:27am

re: #134 laZardo

Hitler ruined a perfectly good mustache style.

[Link: www.tshirthell.com...]

145 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:05:34am

MLK's niece knows the eugenicist racist roots of abortion


[SNIP]
King continued, "We create the deceptions that the other person is less important, less worthy, less human."

“We are all fully human. When we face this truth, there is no justification for treating those who look different than us as lesser beings. If we simply treat other people the way we’d like to be treated, racism, abortion, and other forms of inhumanity will be things of the past,” she said.

King, who had two abortions, has spoken frequently at pro-life rallies about the traumatic, lingering effects of abortion on women and its connection to racism.

[SNIP]


Take that, Obamanable Snowjobman

146 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:07:10am

re: #141 JamesTKirk

I don't know of any well done superhero movies.

Unless you consider Josey Wales a superhero like I do

lol

147 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:07:49am

re: #145 BabbaZee

She's gonna be ostracized as an...wait...what's the female version of an Uncle Tom?

148 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:08:17am

re: #146 BabbaZee

I don't know of any well done superhero movies.

149 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:08:17am

re: #147 laZardo

She's gonna be ostracized as an...wait...what's the female version of an Uncle Tom?

Uppity Negress?

150 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:08:43am

re: #148 JamesTKirk

I dont think I can stand two hours of Trey and Matt.
LOL

151 Izzy Dunne  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:09:12am

re: #140 christheprofessor

Nice day to get started on that Spring (2005) cleaning...

Nothing like a clean spring to put that bounce in your step.

152 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:10:10am

re: #149 BabbaZee

RACSIT!

/but yeah, for some reason it's not [insert minority here] enough to take conservative stances on certain issues. =_=

153 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:10:23am

Good morning again Lizards!

Saving kids from the tyranny of "tag"

154 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:11:20am

re: #150 BabbaZee

But... but...

155 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:12:09am

re: #146 BabbaZee

ROFL

156 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:12:11am
157 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:12:24am

re: #155 christheprofessor

{CTP}

158 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:13:23am

re: #151 Izzy Dunne

Dammit! That reminds me -- I have to do laundry as well... ;)

159 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:13:23am

re: #152 laZardo

Fuck 'em.

160 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:13:42am

re: #154 JamesTKirk

meh

161 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:14:26am

re: #121 fat bastard vegetarian

Oh no, he's coming back. Has a hell of a new movie coming out! Can't wait to see it. IRON MAN!

Yup, looks to be one seriously bad ass movie, all the very best of Hollyweirds skill and talent, sadly this of course means that somewhere in the movie they will inject their straight out of hell politics. The only question will be will they infect the movie with that crap until it poisons the movie, or will it be just sufficient to make a few scenes stink.

Oh and Good morning lizards near and far..... ;)

162 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:18:10am
163 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:18:20am

re: #161 doriangrey

Batman Begins was the only worthwhile comic book movie I've seen in a while. The only "politics" was the mention of Wayne Enterprises going into "heavy armaments" while Bruce was gone.

164 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:19:26am

re: #153 rightside

Morning Right Side

165 madisonsfriend  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:23:39am

re: #153 rightside

Good morning again Lizards!

Saving kids from the tyranny of "tag"

So I understand bungee jumping at a school event could be dangerous- but scuba diving? And what schools have bungee jumping and scuba diving at school events?

166 3 wood  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:23:54am

Good Morning Lizards.

It actually looks like the weather is finally warming up a bit out there today. I hope you are all doing well.

167 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:24:17am

re: #163 laZardo

Batman Begins was the only worthwhile comic book movie I've seen in a while. The only "politics" was the mention of Wayne Enterprises going into "heavy armaments" while Bruce was gone.

Well personally I loved Christopher Reeves in the original Superman and thought Nickolas Cage did a bang up job as Johnny Blaze in Ghost Rider and if you haven't seen in Spawn.... Well I don't know what to tell you....

168 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:25:23am

My father sent me this:

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts:

'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the pigs have crapped in it.')

The kneeling man shouts back:

'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'

The Amish farmer says:

'Use two hands, you'll get more.'

169 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:26:22am

re: #167 doriangrey

Oh yeah, the classic Superman movies (I and II at least...) Reminds me of this one South Park episode where Reeves gained superpowers from stem cells and it was up to Gene "Lex Luthor" Hackman to stop him. XD

170 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:26:43am

bleccch to both Reeves and to Nepotism Cage from here

lol

171 grumpy old codger  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:26:56am

re: #149 BabbaZee
Aunt Jemima?

172 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:28:06am

re: #171 grumpy old codger

LOL
She made a helluva pancake.

173 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:28:19am

re: #162 BabbaZee

{Dorian}

Morning BabbaZee.... ((BabbaZee))

174 hayseed  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:30:02am

Good Mornin All

175 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:30:33am

re: #174 hayseed

Good Mornin All

Morning hayseed....

176 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:31:04am

re: #165 madisonsfriend

So I understand bungee jumping at a school event could be dangerous- but scuba diving? And what schools have bungee jumping and scuba diving at school events?

What schools had bungee jumping in the first place?

177 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:31:22am

re: #164 BabbaZee

Morning Babba, I'll have to look at that link during lunchtime.


re: #165 madisonsfriend

So I understand bungee jumping at a school event could be dangerous- but scuba diving? And what schools have bungee jumping and scuba diving at school events?

No idea! maybe the ones who have fencing, sword swallowing, etc. LOL

178 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:31:54am

re: #170 BabbaZee

bleccch to both Reeves and to Nepotism Cage from here

lol



179 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:32:42am
180 Killian Bundy  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:32:54am

Big Country

/one hit wonder from the '80s

181 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:33:23am

Morning dorian, hayseed, et. al.

182 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:33:37am

re: #178 storagemanager

YAY!

183 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:34:50am

Good Morning Masters of the Obvious!

184 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:36:12am

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOORNING Lizards!
Did you all see the vid of the beast having a shot and a beer? There is a scary picture. I bet she's a mean drunk.

185 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:36:22am

re: #181 rightside

Morning dorian, hayseed, et. al.

Good morning rightside....

186 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:36:29am
187 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:37:18am

re: #184 pingjockey

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOORNING Lizards!
Did you all see the vid of the beast having a shot and a beer? There is a scary picture. I bet she's a mean drunk.


You see this pic?........
[Link: farsiposts.blogspot.com...]

188 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:37:43am

re: #184 pingjockey

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOORNING Lizards!
Did you all see the vid of the beast having a shot and a beer? There is a scary picture. I bet she's a mean drunk.

Heh heh heh yup I saw it and thought to myself, well there is an image profound enough to make many a man quit drinking out of fear of finding himself in a bar with her...

189 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:38:00am

re: #186 BabbaZee

My favorite superhero when I was little

I watched that also.

190 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:38:25am

re: #186 BabbaZee
I wish they'd put Rocky and Bullwinkle on DVD. The youngest was watching George of the jungle, but it was the new one...Boo!

191 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:38:28am

re: #186 BabbaZee

My favorite superhero when I was little

ROTFLMAO.... somehow this does not surprise me in the least...

192 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:38:33am
193 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:38:56am

re: #186 BabbaZee

Who is it?

195 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:39:39am

re: #193 rightside

Underdog

Under ZOG

lol

196 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:39:58am

re: #187 storagemanager
Ain't that special! Those loons really, really want their Manchurian candidate don't they.

197 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:40:06am

Little Mahmoud joins some elite company by going Troofer.

Leftist-Islamist convergence in full force.

198 Killian Bundy  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:40:18am

When are they going to make the Johnny Quest or Secret Squirrel movies?

/I mean they have no shame, they made a live action Flintstones for cripes sakes!

199 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:40:51am
"Four or five years ago, a suspicious event occurred in New York. A building collapsed and they said that 3,000 people had been killed but never published their names," Ahmadinejad told Iranians in the holy city of Qom.

Under this pretext, the U.S. "attacked Afghanistan and Iraq and since then a million people have been killed only in Iraq," Ahmadinejad said in the speech broadcast live on state-run television.

[Link: www.weaselzippers.net...]

200 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:41:04am

re: #188 doriangrey
Wake up next to her and you'd gnaw your own arm off to get out of bed so you wouldn't wake her up!

201 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:42:09am

re: #200 pingjockey

Won't win any popularity contests with this one, but I actually thought it was cool. She took it like the man she is.

202 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:42:15am
203 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:42:38am

re: #198 Killian Bundy
My mom didn't like Johnny Quest. Thought it was too violent. Of course I thought it was cool!

204 Killian Bundy  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:42:55am

re: #190 pingjockey

I wish they'd put Rocky and Bullwinkle on DVD.

/did you try looking?

205 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:42:58am

re: #202 rightside

Who remembers klunk?

"And Klunk, you invent me a thingamabob
That catches that pigeon, or I'll lose my job!
So, stop the pigeon... stop the pigeon..."

206 OtisMyMan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:43:34am

re: #199 storagemanager

[Link: www.weaselzippers.net...]

Qom again?

207 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:43:47am

re: #205 JamesTKirk

208 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:44:07am

re: #190 pingjockey

I wish they'd put Rocky and Bullwinkle on DVD. The youngest was watching George of the jungle, but it was the new one...Boo!

Ever See Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kirk Douglas do the Wiley E Coyote Road Runner routine in "The Villain"?

209 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:44:28am

re: #201 fat bastard vegetarian
Mike Reagan and Bob Beckel were on Fox AM and Reagan cracked me up. Said Obamarama was going to do a bong hit before tonites circus!

210 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:45:02am

Good Morning, Lizards! Spring has sprung in Michigan, as evidenced by:

Today's forecasted high of 65+
A pair of Killdeer on the nest in my yard with 4 eggs
Big, fat, well-fed Robins feasting on worms everywhere
My weeping willow is in bud
The dogs are looking for sunglasses!

So, in honor of this beautiful morning.

I double-dog-dare-ya not to smile!

211 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:45:20am

re: #204 Killian Bundy
Why thank you Killian. (hangs head) Didn't look.

212 OtisMyMan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:45:41am

re: #209 pingjockey

That should be Bob Shmeckel.

213 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:45:45am

re: #203 pingjockey

My mom didn't like Johnny Quest. Thought it was too violent. Of course I thought it was cool!

Heh heh heh I was a total Johnny Quest junkie as a kid...

214 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:45:49am

Babba! watch...

215 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:46:07am

re: #208 doriangrey
That was a very silly movie, but fun.

216 looking closely  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:46:20am

This one is threadworthy:

French Actress Brigitte Bardot sued for defaming Islam.

High profile targets always make the best ones for legal intimidation, don't you know.

217 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:47:01am

re: #210 Grammy Cracker

Good Morning, Lizards! Spring has sprung in Michigan, as evidenced by:

Today's forecasted high of 65+
A pair of Killdeer on the nest in my yard with 4 eggs
Big, fat, well-fed Robins feasting on worms everywhere
My weeping willow is in bud
The dogs are looking for sunglasses!

So, in honor of this beautiful morning.

I double-dog-dare-ya not to smile!

sigh.... when music was still innocent and fun....

218 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:47:32am

re: #212 OtisMyMan
Bob Beckel, Susanne Estrich, Richard Simmons, Jon (halp uz) Cary, I could go own and own about folks I'd like to smack with a bat.

219 ec marm  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:47:48am

re: #186 BabbaZee
Question for you. If some former stainmaster was giving a speech a ten minute bike ride from me, what would be a good sign to wave?
Not Bitter
Lizard Army
Re-Unite Pangea

Ideas?

220 Killian Bundy  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:47:48am

re: #211 pingjockey

Always remember.

/if Amazon doesn't sell it, it's crap and you don't need it anyway

221 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:48:26am

re: #210 Grammy Cracker

Good Morning. I'm flying up to Ada this Friday. Is the weather going to stay nice? Or should I pack a heavy coat?

222 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:49:06am

re: #215 pingjockey

That was a very silly movie, but fun.

Yup, but Kirk Douglas portrayal of Cactus Jack ala Wiley E. Coyote was totally priceless....

223 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:49:17am

re: #219 ec marm

Question for you. If some former stainmaster was giving a speech a ten minute bike ride from me, what would be a good sign to wave?
Not Bitter
Lizard Army
Re-Unite Pangea

Ideas?


Use all three

REUNITE PANGEA

Signed
The Lizard Army
/we are not bitter

224 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:49:40am

re: #214 fat bastard vegetarian

cute!

225 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:50:32am

re: #222 doriangrey

Yup, but Kirk Douglas portrayal of Cactus Jack ala Wiley E. Coyote was totally priceless....

Except he's Daffy Duck in this clip:

226 3 wood  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:50:45am

Sports Nerd Corner:

Tiger Woods had third surgery on left knee.


Tiger Woods had arthroscopic surgery on his left knee Tuesday to repair cartilage damage, his second operation in five years on the same knee. He is expected to miss at least a month while he recovers.

This is actually Woods third surgery on that knee. The reason Woods is damaging his left knee is he "jumps" at the ball, lunging his weight forward and hyperextending his left knee after impact with the ball. It's a side effect of the way Woods swings. In general, you can generate club head speed 3 different ways, via a wristy snap (like Jim Furyk or Rory Sabatini), via a big shoulder swing (like Phil Mickelson or Freddy Couples) or via a strong leg drive (like Woods, or Lee Trevino of years ago).

All three methods have strong points and weak points to them. One of the weak points of the "leg drive" swing is you put a lot of pressure on your knees and ankles. Woods is now dealing with that downside and the wear and tear of 20 years of swinging like that.

Woods hopes to be back quickly.

"I made the decision to deal with the pain and schedule the surgery for after the Masters," Woods said. "The upside is that I have been through this process before and know how to handle it. I look forward to working through the rehabilitation process and getting back to action as quickly as I can."

I'm sure he thinks he can come back in a few weeks, but the last time he had this surgery he was in his 20's, Now Woods is over 30. I think Woods will find out the body does not rebound now like it did 10 years ago. I wish him well, but I think he will find that it will take him most of the summer if not the rest of the year to fully recover from this operation. He will be able to walk around, sure, but compete in professional tournaments soon? Not likely.

Additionally, Woods, will have to deal with changing his swing now. He is clearly tearing and crushing knee cartilage with the strong leg drive to his current swing. Eventually, he will be bone on bone and his career will be over. He will have to adjust by going to what I call the wristy swing or the shoulder swing and both of those are more inconsistent than the "leg drive" swing. Regardless of what the slobbering golf announcers say, Woods short game has been very inconsistent the last few years, especially from 50 yards in, and he willhave to sharpen that to stay comeptive in future years. Even Woods aknowledges that.

So Woods finds himself at a bit of a crossroads in his early 30's. But if anybody can do it successfully, I would think Woods can.

227 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:51:01am

re: #219 ec marm

Question for you. If some former stainmaster was giving a speech a ten minute bike ride from me, what would be a good sign to wave?
Not Bitter
Lizard Army
Re-Unite Pangea

Ideas?

Three birds on a telephone line, with the ones on the ends x'd out and the words "Read between the Lines" underneath...

228 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:51:04am

re: #216 looking closely
I remember Hunter Thompson saying something about how was he going to apologize to his kids for not being on Nixons enemies list. I have to get my ass in gear. I haven't had a fatwa isued against me or been sued for insulting the pedohile prophet.

229 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:51:44am

re: #228 pingjockey

And then he blew his own head off.
Ass.

230 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:51:57am

re: #220 Killian Bundy
If it isn't Scottish, it's crap!

231 OldLineTexan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:52:38am

re: #223 BabbaZee

Use all three

REUNITE PANGEA

Signed
The Lizard Army
/we are not bitter

My suggestions:

I WANT MY MONEY BACK

CLINGING TO THIS SIGN

LUAP NOR!

RETURN CHICAGO to the NATIVE AMERICANS

SI, SE PUEDE!

232 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:53:28am

re: #225 JamesTKirk

Except he's Daffy Duck in this clip:
[Link: youtube.com...]

ROTFLMAO.....

233 ec marm  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:53:46am

re: #223 BabbaZee

Use all three

REUNITE PANGEA
Signed
The Lizard Army
/we are not bitter


Yeah, that would work. I don't want to protest anything, I'm enjoying the Obama/Clinton battle, just something silly to give Bill a wtf moment. Not to mention the SS guys might hassle me.

234 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:53:48am

re: #221 ethanxxx

Good Morning. I'm flying up to Ada this Friday. Is the weather going to stay nice? Or should I pack a heavy coat?

It's supposed to stay quite nice at least through Friday, but then I'm hearing the Southeast Michigan forecasts, and Ada is on the west side. According to the Weather Channel, your 10 day forecast for Grand Rapids and surrounding area is:

[Link: www.weather.com...]

Heavy coats appear unnecessary, but pack an umbrella.

235 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:54:06am

To all of you who think Ahmadinejad is the crazy one...have a look....

A major source of legitimacy for the Islamic Republic is through its claims of being the connecting period between the time of the Prophet and Imams and the end of time, when the Islamic Messiah overthrows all earthly governments. To make this acceptable, Ayatollah Khameneii is commonly claimed to be a descendant of the Imams, thus his black turban. Moreover, he is often called as “the true deputy of Mahdi”.

This picture is claimed to have been taken of a propaganda item in an unknown location in Iran. The item contains Arabic sentences which refer to Mahdi, the Islamic Messiah. Here, Ayatollah Khameneii is pictured as handing over the flag of “Shia armies” [not exact translation] to the person in the right, whom is supposedly Mahdi.

Such pictures are very rare but the notion that the Islamic republic is the predecessor to Mahdi’s uprising is an essential part of the state propaganda in Iran.

[Link: kamangir.net...]

236 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:54:07am

re: #229 BabbaZee
I liked his writing. Can't understand why he did it. Too much mind altering substances?

237 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:54:10am

re: #233 ec marm

Let us kno what goes downeth!

238 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:54:23am

re: #220 Killian Bundy

Always remember.

/if Amazon doesn't sell it, it's crap and you don't need it anyway

That's MY motto! LOL

/personally keeps UPS in business....

239 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:55:40am

Well it that time again.... I owe I owe so off to work I go.... :(

240 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:55:49am

Gotta go make school lunches, later Lizards. Have a fine day.

241 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:56:04am

re: #236 pingjockey

I liked his writing. Can't understand why he did it. Too much mind altering substances?

I liked his writing too.
But he was a breathless devotee of the covenant of death. Therefore, he got what he invested in.
By his own hand.

Not at all an unusual story.
I know a lot of corpses just like him.

242 3 wood  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:57:01am

re: #197 JammieWearingFool

Good Morning Jammie.

You got mail.

What are the Giants likely to do in the upcoming draft?

Look for the Bears to trade down in the 1st round. Angelo loves to trade down, and they have many holes to fill.

By the way, I think the commisisoner should have the right to overrule the draft picks of some teams at the podium for the good of that franchise. For example, if the Bears ever try to draft a QB in the first round again, i woul dlike to see the Commissioner call time out, send back the card and tell them they have to pick again.

It should be against the rules of the NFL, for the mental health of Chicago fans, to let the Bears to blow another 1st round pick on a QB (McNown and Grossman, need I say more?).

Just like the Lions should not be allowed to draft a wide receiver in the 1st round ever again.

243 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:57:36am

re: #234 Grammy Cracker

Thank You! That was nice of you. It's going to be tough leaving this crystal clear upper 70's paradise, but I always love going to Michigan. I'll try and bring some Sunshine and leave a little behind.

244 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:57:37am

re: #190 pingjockey

I wish they'd put Rocky and Bullwinkle on DVD. The youngest was watching George of the jungle, but it was the new one...Boo!

They do!

245 ec marm  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:58:22am

re: #227 doriangrey

Three birds on a telephone line, with the ones on the ends x'd out and the words "Read between the Lines" underneath...


Don't think that would go over too well with the SS types.
"Ya talking to me? Ya talking to me?"

246 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:58:25am

re: #236 pingjockey

I liked his writing. Can't understand why he did it. Too much mind altering substances?

Careful, Babbazee doesn't recognize the concept of "too much" mind altering substances...

247 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:58:36am

File HT under "Failed Prophets"

/it is a ponderous file.

248 looking closely  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:58:37am

re: #47 opnion


I am confused, right after his "Bitter"small town rubes story broke there was a poll that had him down 20 points in Penn. Now they are showing 6 points.
Which is it?

Who knows.

All of these polls have margins of error of (at least) +/- 2 points. If you look at competing polls by different polling agencies, they'll all vary by a few points, and for obvious ideological reasons, its possible to cherry pick the poll you want to show the results you want.

249 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:59:28am

re: #228 pingjockey

All complaints are usually forwarded to the head office. (:

250 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:59:36am

re: #246 JamesTKirk

LOL
It is never the fault of the substances abused.
It is the weakness the ingestor.

251 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 5:59:49am

re: #245 ec marm

Don't think that would go over too well with the SS types.
"Ya talking to me? Ya talking to me?"

Ya, they might not be able to figure out what you are telling them.... :O

252 hayseed  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:00:12am

I don't know if storage got this or not....but heavens gonna be hot
from jihad watch

Omar Al-Sweilem: Harith Ibn Al-Muhasibi told us what would happen when we meet the black-eyed virgin with her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day. What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure! What breasts! What thighs! What legs! What whiteness! What softness! Without any creams – no Nivea, no vaseline. No nothing! He said that faces would be soft that day. Even your own face will be soft without any powder or makeup. You yourself will be soflt, so how soft will a black-eyed virgin be, when she comes to you so tall and with her beautiful face, her black hair and white face - praised be He who created night and day. Just feel her palm, Sheik! He said: How soft will a fingertip be, after being softened in paradise for thousands of years! There is no god but Allah. He told us that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find ten black-eyed virgins sprawled on musk cushions. Where is Abu Khaled? Here, he has arrived! When they see you, they will get up and run to you. Lucky is the one who gets to put her thumb in your hand. When they get hold of you, they will push you onto your back, on the musk cushions. They will push you onto your back, Jamal! Allah Akbar! I wish this on all people present here. He said that one of them would place her mouth on yours. Do whatever you want. Another one would press her cheek against yours, yet another would press her chest against yours, and the others would await their turn. There is no god but Allah. He told us that one black-eyed virgin would give you a glass of wine. Wine in Paradise is a reward for your good deeds. The wine of this world is destructive, but not the wine of the world to come.

253 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:01:46am
April 16 (Bloomberg) -- When a male resident at Kildegaarden nursing home in Denmark made an indecent sexual proposal to a member of the staff, the home's director, Inger Marie Kristensen, told a nurse to telephone for a prostitute. ``There was a considerable change in his demeanor after the escort girl had paid him a visit,'' Kristensen said in an interview. ``We do this for our clients just as we offer them other services that they need as human beings.''

[Link: www.bloomberg.com...]

254 Vikingstar  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:02:00am

Morning, lizards. If you haven't gotten your daily dose of outrage yet this morning, look at this:

[Link: www.mainecr.org...]

At the University of Maine Farmington, a "art project" had people walking on American flags on the floor. A veteran started picking up the flags, and was threatened with arrest by the school adminstrators.

Here is a link to other eyewitness accounts:

[Link: www.asmainegoes.com...]UMF flag desecration eyewitness

255 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:02:06am

re: #243 ethanxxx

Thank You! That was nice of you. It's going to be tough leaving this crystal clear upper 70's paradise, but I always love going to Michigan. I'll try and bring some Sunshine and leave a little behind.

Ada is a very pretty area. Hope you have a great stay!

256 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:02:07am

Good morning lizards.

Has this been posted yet?

Logobama, a place for you to create your own custom Obama logo and use it wherever you want. As Obama says, “we are the change we have been waiting for.” That’s what Obama is representing... someone who wants all of us to participate in changing the world. And together, we can make this change, one logo at a time.

257 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:03:25am

re: #252 hayseed

lol...saw that yesterday...Islamic porn.

258 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:03:32am

re: #256 NJDhockeyfan

That "O" logo is just begging for someone to add hands to either side, goatse style.

/If you don't know, don't ask, and for God's sake, don't Google it!

259 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:04:15am

re: #25 galloping granny

At this late date, Obama's wearing of the flag pin in itself I find quite insulting.

260 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:05:20am

re: #250 BabbaZee

We all got Drug Tested the other day at work. Mine came back negative... which is good. But my Dealer sure has some explaining to do!

261 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:05:38am
A Japanese radio broadcaster said Wednesday that it would air a 1955 recording of a death row inmate's final hours, including the moment he was hanged.
No sounds or images from actual executions have previously been broadcast in Japan, a justice ministry official said, adding that the authenticity of the recording was unknown.

Nippon Culture Broadcasting, which has listeners in Tokyo and its surrounding areas, will air the 55-minute programme on May 6, said Katsuhiko Shimizu, who was involved in the production.

The documentary features the unidentified male inmate being told he would be executed that day, he said. Listeners may also hear his last conversation with a prison official as Buddhist sutras are heard in the background. The official has yet to give his consent that part being broadcast

[Link: www.breitbart.com...]

262 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:05:49am

re: #254 Vikingstar

Morning, lizards. If you haven't gotten your daily dose of outrage yet this morning, look at this:

[Link: www.mainecr.org...]

At the University of Maine Farmington, a "art project" had people walking on American flags on the floor. A veteran started picking up the flags, and was threatened with arrest by the school adminstrators.

Here is a link to other eyewitness accounts:

[Link: www.asmainegoes.com...]UMF flag desecration eyewitness

I'm seething.....

263 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:06:01am

re: #258 JamesTKirk

That "O" logo is just begging for someone to add hands to either side, goatse style.

/If you don't know, don't ask, and for God's sake, don't Google it!

OMG, I'll fire up photoshop later, and make one!

264 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:06:06am

re: #260 ethanxxx

LOL

What kind of work do you do that they require drug testing?

265 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:07:02am

re: #259 Ojoe

At this late date, Obama's wearing of the flag pin in itself I find quite insulting.

Me too. That he put the thing back on leaves without even the ability to respect his standing on "principles."

When you make a decision to go against the public over something like this - or saluting the flag - then you keep right on doing it or your word means absolutely nothing.

But then maybe that is just me. I still believe in keeping your word.

266 JammieWearingFool  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:07:05am

re: #242 3 wood

Good Morning Jammie.

You got mail.

What are the Giants likely to do in the upcoming draft?

Look for the Bears to trade down in the 1st round. Angelo loves to trade down, and they have many holes to fill.

By the way, I think the commisisoner should have the right to overrule the draft picks of some teams at the podium for the good of that franchise. For example, if the Bears ever try to draft a QB in the first round again, i woul dlike to see the Commissioner call time out, send back the card and tell them they have to pick again.

It should be against the rules of the NFL, for the mental health of Chicago fans, to let the Bears to blow another 1st round pick on a QB (McNown and Grossman, need I say more?).

Just like the Lions should not be allowed to draft a wide receiver in the 1st round ever again.

I posted the schedules in a spinoff yesterday. Giants have it pretty easy. Then again, every time I think that they stink it up. They get Washington, Rams and Bengals to start.

Word is they're going LB in the draft. They like Penn State LB Dan Conner.

If he's gone, they're likely going secondary.

Their 2007 draft was wildly successful. In hindsight, I'm sure this idiot who rated it a D would like to take it back considering every player drafted made contributions in the Super Bowl. It's rare enough an entire draft class makes the team, let alone make plays on the biggest stage.

267 realwest  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:07:34am

Good Morning Y'all - from a moderate (41 degrees, going up to 69 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte!
How is everyone this morning?

268 anotherindyfilmguy  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:07:56am

Thought for college attending Lizards (or Obama/Ron Paul/McCain supporters for that matter) who aren't getting answers from Chelsea Clinton...

Was reading about Chelsea's "minder" this morning [Link: www.politico.com...] and feeling a bit annoyed at how the Clinton's seem to think they can have it both ways...

Making sure not to interfere with actual SS protection, how about forming a flash-mob style human shield to separate "Phillipe" from Chelsea and let the reporters have some uninterrupted Q&A time?

Of course if the mob of reporters was smart a bunch would go for interviewing the minder and distracting him while others questions Chelsea and yet another set videotape the minder doing his job... oh wait, that would need coordinated intelligent effort on the media's part...

Sigh... just a thought... just a thought...

269 Peacekeeper  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:08:03am

Bonjour mes amis.

270 looking closely  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:08:06am

re: #228 pingjockey

I remember Hunter Thompson saying something about how was he going to apologize to his kids for not being on Nixons enemies list. I have to get my ass in gear. I haven't had a fatwa isued against me or been sued for insulting the pedohile prophet.

Hard to have that happen in the USA (eg sued specifically for insulting the prophet), but if you are high-enough profile and say things that could be considered against Islam, I'd bet you'd see some "love" directed your way from the likes of CAIR.

Heck, even Charles has had the FBI sic'd on him at least twice by CAIR.

271 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:08:46am

re: #267 realwest

Morning real, doing just fine! and you?

272 realwest  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:09:14am

YO BABBA!

273 anotherindyfilmguy  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:09:37am

re: #253 storagemanager

Just 'cause they're old don't mean they don't get horny...

274 infidelia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:10:55am

re: #256 NJDhockeyfan

Good morning lizards.

Has this been posted yet?

Wonder where they draw the line on photos. Rage Boy would look nice in there.

275 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:11:05am

re: #265 galloping granny

You have stated the matter well.

276 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:11:09am

re: #273 anotherindyfilmguy

Just 'cause they're old don't mean they don't get horny...

Snow on the roof, fire in the furnace?

/don't want to ask what the OTHER services are!

277 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:11:10am

re: #260 ethanxxx

HAH!

279 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:11:44am

re: #272 realwest

YO REAL

280 OldLineTexan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:12:02am

re: #262 Grammy Cracker

I'm seething.....

I agree that it's disgraceful and childish.

I looked at the "US Flags"...while they had thirteen stripes, I did not see any with even a historical star pattern; i.e., in my opinion, NOT US flags. Reference 4:06, for example.

281 3 wood  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:12:10am

re: #267 realwest

How is everyone this morning?

Doing fine.

Please check your email :)

282 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:12:25am

re: #273 anotherindyfilmguy

Just 'cause they're old don't mean they don't get horny...

Maybe his family don't want him to have whores...

283 infidelia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:12:34am

re: #274 infidelia

Wonder where they draw the line on photos. Rage Boy would look nice in there.

Farrakhan, Karl Marx, Adolf...

284 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:12:56am

Imported moderate imams 'will counter fundamentalists'

Moderate Muslim clerics are to be brought in from Pakistan in an effort to combat extremism in British mosques, the Home Secretary will announce today.

Jacqui Smith struck a deal on a recent visit to Pakistan under which respected imams could be invited to help British Muslims counter the fundamentalists.

The move is part of Government efforts to step up its so-called prevent agenda, which is aimed at tackling jihadi propaganda in Muslim communities.

In a newspaper interview at the weekend, Miss Smith said: "The vast majority of British Muslims have a Pakistani heritage. If we work with the Government there we can win the arguments.

"We need to do more to tackle those places where radicalisation is developing - in prisons, schools, higher education - so that people are getting the right messages about what it means to be a British Muslim.

"We will also work to ensure we identify vulnerable people being groomed for terror - in the same way we protect young people from being dragged into crime and abuse."

285 OldLineTexan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:13:34am

re: #270 looking closely

Hard to have that happen in the USA (eg sued specifically for insulting the prophet), but if you are high-enough profile and say things that could be considered against Islam, I'd bet you'd see some "love" directed your way from the likes of CAIR.

Heck, even Charles has had the FBI sic'd on him at least twice by CAIR.

Michael Savage has already found that out.

But I think he's rope-a-doped them.

286 realwest  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:13:36am

re: #271 rightside Morning rightside! I'm doing ok other than the fact that my earthlink e-mail system isn't working at all, so I have to resort to my "Web" mail instead!

I also have to leave in about 15 minutes or so to take Mom to see her doctor (at her doctor's request) concerning the results of my Mom's most recent blood tests, which were themselves at the request of my Mom's doctor!
Mom has asked me to join in the consultation "just in case". When my Mom says that it usually means she thinks something's up.
So I'm a little bit antsy about that.
Other than that, I'm fine!
I'm glad to hear you're ok!

287 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:13:48am

re: #267 realwest

Good Morning Y'all - from a moderate (41 degrees, going up to 69 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte!
How is everyone this morning?

Hey, Real! I'll repost this just for you...

Celebrate your beautiful day!

/smilin' again!

288 lawhawk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:14:04am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. So, not only has Fatah decided to honor Hamas mass murdering terrorists for killing Israelis, but Hamas killed three Israeli soldiers who noticed a bunch of Palestinian terrorists attempting to infiltrate into Israel from Gaza.

And that comes on the heels of Jimmy Carter meeting with Hamas thugs in Cairo.

Palestinians are at war with Israel, and have been for years, and yet few seem to realize or care that the Palestinians want Israel destroyed - they aren't going to settle for a two-state solution.

289 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:15:24am

Lunches for yard apes made. Looks to be a nice day here in the Wenatchee, WA. area. Snow on the mountain passes yesterday and last nite. Ol' man Winter doesn't want to let go!

290 OldLineTexan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:15:24am

re: #278 BabbaZee


Why do you speak in the international language of surrender this morning?

In honor of Brigitte Bardot, perhaps?

291 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:15:35am

re: #254 Vikingstar

Outraged and saddened. Some people just don't get it...

293 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:15:51am

OT

294 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:16:26am

re: #286 realwest

Morning rightside! I'm doing ok other than the fact that my earthlink e-mail system isn't working at all, so I have to resort to my "Web" mail instead!

I also have to leave in about 15 minutes or so to take Mom to see her doctor (at her doctor's request) concerning the results of my Mom's most recent blood tests, which were themselves at the request of my Mom's doctor!
Mom has asked me to join in the consultation "just in case". When my Mom says that it usually means she thinks something's up.
So I'm a little bit antsy about that.
Other than that, I'm fine!
I'm glad to hear you're ok!


MTAPAWY

(My thoughts and prayers are with you)

295 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:16:31am

re: #283 infidelia

Farrakhan, Karl Marx, Adolf...

How is this?

296 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:16:32am

re: #288 lawhawk

o, not only has Fatah decided to honor Hamas mass murdering terrorists for killing Israelis, but Hamas killed three Israeli soldiers who noticed a bunch of Palestinian terrorists attempting to infiltrate into Israel from Gaza.

And that comes on the heels of Jimmy Carter meeting with Hamas thugs in Cairo.


I keep telling you guys
it is done
We watch a stage show

297 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:16:45am

re: #290 OldLineTexan

Ok that I can accept
lol

298 3 wood  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:17:04am

re: #266 JammieWearingFool

Word is they're going LB in the draft. They like Penn State LB Dan Conner.

If he's gone, they're likely going secondary.

The Bears need an offense. Pick a position, any position.

Which means, most likely, Angelo will take a safety who can't hit or cover.

Or a defensive tackle who can't hardly walk.

Or a midget QB.

Or a RB who specializes in running up to the line and dropping like a pole-axed steer.

299 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:17:08am

So its the poor people that fall for Jihad?..Lahore,

Apr.15 (ANI): Hundreds of Pakistani lawyers on Tuesday staged a protest against a Dutch film that satirically depicted the Prophet Mohammad and accused the Koran of inciting violence. The movie made by Dutch lawmarker Geert Wilders last month, interspersed caricatures of the prophet and the Koran with images of the 9/11 attacks and other Islamist bombings. Titled “Fitna,” a Koranic term sometimes translated as “strife”, it also shows an image of the Prophet Mohammad primed to explode. Reports said that 500 lawyers took part in the demonstration and shouted slogans like “Death is acceptable in the service of the prophet” and “God is greatest”. “Death is acceptable in the path of saving the sanctity of prophet”, said a banner. The protesters marched for about a kilometre from the high court building to the Data Darbar, the shrine of Lahore’s patron saint. Manzoor Qadir, the president of the Lahore Bar Association, said that the present government was not doing enough to rein in foreigners indulging in blasphemous acts.

[Link: www.thaindian.com...]

300 Shr_Nfr  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:17:17am

re: #50 galloping granny

While you are correct that Blackstone no longer applies, you are probably incorrect that Sharia'a won't. It's like one morning all of Canada woke up and found out that they were now governed by the US legal system. Nobody voted for it, but since Tony Blair wants to be the president of the EU, the British government is going to let it happen. Perhaps the Brits should take their signal from the statue of a man with what served as an assault rifle of the day that they have in Lexington. Of course, since they have been disarmed by their government, except for the criminals, they will not be able to pull it off. But it would be refreshing to see somebody say enough already to all this crud.

301 infidelia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:17:30am

re: #295 NJDhockeyfan

How is this?

Now ya talkin'!

302 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:18:20am

re: #264 BabbaZee

It was a stolen joke I heard on Bob and Tom years ago. I'm a Freelance Artist. Anybody wants to test my urine they'll have to suck it out of the toilet.

303 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:18:26am

re: #270 looking closely
I'd like CAIR to raise a stink about little old me. Retired Navy, 3 kids, wife, dog, cat, ferret, fish. Make less than 70k a year. Yep. I be a real threat to the islamist enablers, Heh. Ooops, I do own guns, belong to the VFW and ride a Harley. So I maybe a threat to the likes of CAIR!

304 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:18:55am

re: #302 ethanxxx

AMEN, daddy-o!

lol

305 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:19:33am
Anti-Israel activist bursts into stage during Achinoam Nini show waving Palestinian flag. Concert resumed after crowd beseeches singer to return. Nini: This made me proud to be an Israeli
Danny Spector
Published: 04.15.08, 09:08 / Israel Culture

A Spanish protester carrying a Palestinian flag interrupted a concert of Israeli singer Achinoam Nini in the city of Tulsa in Spain this weekend.

The man barged into the stage, calling out anti-Israeli slogans. He was immediately taken off by the security guards at the hall, and later arrested by the local police.

Nini herself was quite shaken by the incident, broke into tears and left the stage. She returned several minutes later, after the crowd applauded her and beseeched her to come back, repeatedly chanting Nini's stage name "Noa". Even after the concert was resumed, the distraught singer had to stop on several occasions in order to regroup.

"We have already encountered anti-Semitism in London, but this is the first time it's happening in Spain, and with such intensity," said Ofer Pesanzon, Nini's producer.

[Link: islamo-nazism.blogspot.com...]

306 realwest  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:19:47am

re: #287 Grammy Cracker Hey {Grammy} thanks a lot for that one - one of my favorite songs!
Hope you're doing well today!

307 infidelia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:20:16am

re: #302 ethanxxx

It was a stolen joke I heard on Bob and Tom years ago. I'm a Freelance Artist. Anybody wants to test my urine they'll have to suck it out of the toilet.

Whew, that was close... !

Caffeine kicks in... hi all. Going up to 60s here on lovely Taxachusetts North Shore today. Only question: should I wear my Mo Da Bomb T to the beach...

308 OldLineTexan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:20:17am

re: #303 pingjockey

I'd like CAIR to raise a stink about little old me. Retired Navy, 3 kids, wife, dog, cat, ferret, fish. Make less than 70k a year. Yep. I be a real threat to the islamist enablers, Heh. Ooops, I do own guns, belong to the VFW and ride a Harley. So I maybe a threat to the likes of CAIR!

Are you religious? Because you sound a little bitter.

/Dr. Barry

309 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:20:22am

re: #287 Grammy Cracker

Hello Charlotte. I'm over here next to you in Winston-Salem. It's only going to get nicer too! Upper 70's by Friday. Not a cloud in the sky here.

310 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:20:48am

re: #294 rightside

MTAPAWY

I thought that was yer Indian name for a minute there, LOL
Signed,
~ Runs With Hypothesis

311 Vikingstar  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:21:01am

re: #280 OldLineTexan

I took another look: a number of those flags, as far as I could tell, were standard flags, although some were older versions--they were all historical, as far as I could tell.

Contemptable.

312 infidelia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:21:39am

re: #308 OldLineTexan

Are you religious? Because you sound a little bitter.

/Dr. Barry

I'm not religious but can I sound bitter about Obama's religion instead? Whichever one that is...

313 ec marm  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:21:45am

re: #237 BabbaZee

Let us kno what goes downeth!


Bastids. It was an after the fact article:

Former President Bill Clinton will visit [redacted] Area High School today.


Guess they know there's too many Republicans in the area to trust giving us a heads up. Damn I was gonna snitch a blue Gap dress out of my wifes closet and hold my sign. Woulda made a hell of a local news story, too.

(AP-not) A cross-dressing member of the so-called "Lizard Army" was taken into custody today by the Secret Service when he was observed acting in a suspicious manner moments before the arrival of former President Clinton. Clutching a sign calling for the 're-unification of Pangea' and professing 'non-bitterness' a Secret Service agent felt that a 24 hour mental observation was in order.
314 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:21:54am

re: #299 storagemanager

So its the poor people that fall for Jihad?..Lahore,

[Link: www.thaindian.com...]

So... "it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-infidel sentiment ... as a way to explain their frustrations." ?

315 OldLineTexan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:21:54am

re: #310 BabbaZee

I thought that was yer Indian name for a minute there, LOL
Signed,
~ Runs With Hypothesis

HA! I was going to ask the same thing. Sounded like the "Indian" phrases they used to use in Boy Scouts...

316 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:22:00am

Good morning all.

317 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:22:57am

re: #313 ec marm

MFers.

318 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:22:59am

re: #308 OldLineTexan
Hahaha! Years ago, when we had "special weapons" on my destroyer, we had a psych test. One of the guys in the box for religion put Druid, under sex he put yes. Answered the whole test that way. Drove the psyshrinks nuts.

319 sparrowlake  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:23:18am

Good morning lizards.
Busy house-breaking the new puppy - so cute.
If only children were this easy to toilet train!

320 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:23:30am

re: #315 OldLineTexan

Sounded like the "Indian" phrases they used to use in Boy Scouts...


Yup, lol~
~ Sitting Shiva

321 Hengineer  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:23:39am

hey folks

322 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:23:51am

re: #262 Grammy Cracker

I'm seething.....

Art project my ass. Sounds like some students need an attitude adjustment, courtesy of a 2x4 upside the head.

323 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:24:32am
324 ec marm  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:24:36am

re: #158 christheprofessor

Dammit! That reminds me -- I have to do laundry as well... ;)


No ride today?

325 NJDhockeyfan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:25:07am

re: #301 infidelia

Now ya talkin'!

Obama's supporters overseas.

326 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:25:07am

re: #300 Shr_Nfr

While you are correct that Blackstone no longer applies, you are probably incorrect that Sharia'a won't. It's like one morning all of Canada woke up and found out that they were now governed by the US legal system. Nobody voted for it, but since Tony Blair wants to be the president of the EU, the British government is going to let it happen. Perhaps the Brits should take their signal from the statue of a man with what served as an assault rifle of the day that they have in Lexington. Of course, since they have been disarmed by their government, except for the criminals, they will not be able to pull it off. But it would be refreshing to see somebody say enough already to all this crud.

I have no clue what you are talking about. I made no reference to Blackstone at all and never said that sharia would not apply in Europe. I said that the governments of what used to be individual states in Europe exist only to rubber stamp the decisions undertaken by the real rulers of the EU, who are not publicly elected by anyone, anywhere.

327 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:25:12am

re: #262 Grammy Cracker
That is vile, despicable. Yes I do question their patriotism!

328 realwest  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:25:17am

re: #281 3 wood Good morning my friend! I'd LIKE to check my e-mail this morning but as I mentioned in my #286, my e-mail system is on the fritz today or at least this morning and I gotta leave NOW to take Mom to see her doctor (also in my #286!).
Assuming my e-mail does in fact come back on line, I'll check it and get back atcha!

329 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:25:31am

re: #306 realwest

Hey {Grammy} thanks a lot for that one - one of my favorite songs!
Hope you're doing well today!

If I was any better, I'd be twins! LOL Hope all goes well for you today!

/you know you have our prayers

330 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:25:32am
For the past year, the group has been working on a strategy to win an estimated 200,000 Muslim votes in an effort to re-elect the Mayor.
It includes a campaign of vilification aimed at his Conservative rival, Boris Johnson. It is being waged by Muslims 4 Ken, led by 39-year-old lecturer Anas Altikriti and Palestinian-born Azzam Tamimi, a supporter of Hamas, the militant group dedicated to the creation of an Islamic state of Palestine.
Muslims 4 Ken moves into overdrive this week after months of lobbying for Mr Livingstone among Muslim community leaders, in mosques and among political organisations.
The Islamic alliance backing the Mayor is based in east London and has already drawn on wide support from the area's Bangladeshi community. Muslims 4 Ken grew from Mr Livingstone's links with activists and his generous sponsorship of Muslim causes. Mr Altikriti was instrumental in the Mayor's patronage of Yusuf al-Qaradawi, the Islamic cleric who was welcomed by Mr Livingstone to City Hall. The Mayor's critics believe his praise of Mr al-Qaradawi was part of a cynical plan to exploit the Muslim vote. Mr al-Qaradawi is banned from Britain over fears his presence may not be conducive to "security and peace".
The last two weeks of the election campaign will see a sustained attack on Mr Johnson based on claims that he is anti-Islam. Volunteers have been supplied with quotes from his journalism over the past 15 years in which he appears to be critical of Islam.
The quotes are deluging internet forums and form part of messages posted in texts and emails sent to exhort Muslims to vote for Mr Livingstone.
Embracing Islam gives Ken new election hope
A year-long strategy to mobilise the Muslim vote for Ken moves into overdrive this week, accompanied by a campaign of vilification aimed at Boris.
It has been orchestrated by Islamic leaders who have been assiduously courted by Ken, an Evening Standard investigation reveals, and signals a new departure in tactics to harness an ethnic minority vote in a bid for power.

[Link: www.newenglishreview.org...]

331 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:26:25am

re: #319 sparrowlake

Good morning lizards.
Busy house-breaking the new puppy - so cute.
If only children were this easy to toilet train!

They are.

332 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:26:33am

re: #323 JamesTKirk

Sho'nuf LOL

Rabbits are not kosher BTW

so it was an unclean animal

Demonic forces love to ride in unclean animals
it is the real reason they are "unclean"

333 realwest  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:26:42am

Well y'all I gotta run and take Mom to see her doctor for a "consult" which my Mom wants me to sit in on; that's unusual for my Mom so it should be an interesting "consult" indeed.
I hope you all have a great day and that I get the chance to see you down the road!

334 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:27:27am

re: #322 Ward Cleaver

Art project my ass. Sounds like some students need an attitude adjustment, courtesy of a 2x4 upside the head.

We should borrow Mandy's *clue by four*!

335 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:27:58am

re: #322 Ward Cleaver

Art project my ass. Sounds like some students need an attitude adjustment, courtesy of a 2x4 upside the head.

I always say that you can have your "freedom of expression" all you want by desecrating the flag, as long as you realize that afterwards i will have my freedom of expression by kicking the everliving shit out of you.

336 loppyd  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:28:17am

Good Morning Lizard Nation!

{realwest}

Prayers for your mom.....and you of course.

337 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:28:27am

re: #335 beblebrox

I always say that you can have your "freedom of expression" all you want by desecrating the flag, as long as you realize that afterwards i will have my freedom of expression by kicking the everliving shit out of you.

ROFL!

338 hayseed  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:28:47am

re: #332 BabbaZee

that's why after we shoot them we clean em.lol

339 loppyd  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:28:59am

re: #332 BabbaZee

Sho'nuf LOL

Rabbits are not kosher BTW

so it was an unclean animal

Demonic forces love to ride in unclean animals
it is the real reason they are "unclean"

you sayin' I'm unclean? LOL

340 ec marm  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:29:52am

re: #332 BabbaZee

Sho'nuf LOL

Rabbits are not kosher BTW

so it was an unclean animal

Demonic forces love to ride in unclean animals
it is the real reason they are "unclean"


So why was Stan chasin' after Jhimmah in that swamp?

341 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:30:12am

re: #337 Grammy Cracker
Has Maine been invaded by the moonbats who took over Vermont?
Went to Vermont, N.H. and Maine back in the early 80s and the moonbats were distinctly absent.

342 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:30:15am
Jimmy Carter is an evil man. It is painful to label a past president of the United States as a force for darkness. But it is dangerous to let a man like Jimmy Carter stalk around the globe cloaked in the garb of American royalty, planting the seeds of Western civilization's destruction.

On Tuesday, former President Carter met with leaders of the terrorist group Hamas. He embraced Nasser al-Shaer, the man who has run the Palestinian education system, brainwashing children into believing Jews are the descendants of pigs and dogs. He laid a wreath at the grave of Yasser Arafat, the most notorious terrorist thug of the 20th century. Then, he had the audacity to offer to act as a conduit between the Palestinian Arabs and the Israeli and U.S. governments.


[Link: www.homelandsecurityus.com...]

343 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:30:35am

re: #332 BabbaZee

Does that mean it's a damnable offense to watch Bugs Bunny? LOL.

344 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:31:04am

re: #339 loppyd

you sayin' I'm unclean? LOL

LOL! Reminds me of one of my favorite movie lines:

' Aaaaaaah! I washed my 'ands and face before I come, I did!'

/just LOVE Audrey!

345 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:31:05am

More Indian A/K/A's:

Stands Without Spleen

Runs in the Muck

lol

re: #340 ec marm

So why was Stan chasin' after Jhimmah in that swamp?

Stan does not chase you without first you invite the chase

346 Hengineer  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:31:14am

re: #343 laZardo

Does that mean it's a damnable offense to watch Bugs Bunny? LOL.

Oh he's a wascawy wabbit!

347 razorbacker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:31:15am

When I was a boy, I had superheroes like Superman, Batman, Ironman etc.

Now I know who the real superheroes are...

And no, I'm not dissing the rest of you, I'm just sayin', is all.

348 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:31:40am

re: #340 ec marm

So why was Stan chasin' after Jhimmah in that swamp?

Trying to kiss him on the lips? Just guessing....

349 rightside  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:32:07am
350 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:32:10am

re: #343 laZardo

Does that mean it's a damnable offense to watch Bugs Bunny? LOL.

LOL

NEVAH!
Bugs is a total Yid

351 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:32:16am

re: #341 pingjockey

Has Maine been invaded by the moonbats who took over Vermont?
Went to Vermont, N.H. and Maine back in the early 80s and the moonbats were distinctly absent.

Worse. They shipped a huge number of muslim Somali "refugees" to Maine. Down-easters have been leaving Maine in droves. And if you go over to the other side of Maine, huge numbers of small Maine towns are disincorporating because they can no longer maintain financially.

352 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:32:31am

Good Wednesday morning good inhabitants of Lizardia.

353 3 wood  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:33:14am

re: #328 realwest

Assuming my e-mail does in fact come back on line, I'll check it and get back atcha!

Okay, good luck with the doctors.

354 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:33:29am

re: #339 loppyd

Nevah you! lol

355 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:33:33am

re: #341 pingjockey

Has Maine been invaded by the moonbats who took over Vermont?
Went to Vermont, N.H. and Maine back in the early 80s and the moonbats were distinctly absent.

Not to the same extent, but I believe the creeps are creeping in...

356 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:34:09am

re: #351 galloping granny

Worse. They shipped a huge number of muslim Somali "refugees" to Maine. Down-easters have been leaving Maine in droves. And if you go over to the other side of Maine, huge numbers of small Maine towns are disincorporating because they can no longer maintain financially.

Tyson is shipping them all over the country...a lot of small towns have been ruined.

357 phoenixgirl  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:34:37am
358 loppyd  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:34:44am

re: #354 BabbaZee


Nevah you! lol

Babba you know that song ascares me!

359 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:35:20am

re: #351 galloping granny
That is awful. Went to Rangely (sp) and went camping. Went to your typical General Store. It was great.

360 OldLineTexan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:35:21am

re: #311 Vikingstar

I took another look: a number of those flags, as far as I could tell, were standard flags, although some were older versions--they were all historical, as far as I could tell.

Contemptable.

Please tell me which flag is at 4:06...because none of them looked like any historical flag I have ever seen, especially with those jumbled stars.

361 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:35:25am

re: #343 laZardo

Does that mean it's a damnable offense to watch Bugs Bunny? LOL.

You realize, of course, that this means war.

362 3 wood  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:35:35am

re: #345 BabbaZee

Stan does not chase you without first you invite the chase


That, folks, about says it all.

363 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:35:49am

re: #357 phoenixgirl

olympic protest sign

They DID host the Olympics. We boycotted.

364 OldLineTexan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:36:07am

re: #318 pingjockey

Hahaha! Years ago, when we had "special weapons" on my destroyer, we had a psych test. One of the guys in the box for religion put Druid, under sex he put yes. Answered the whole test that way. Drove the psyshrinks nuts.

I wanted to put "Viking" because I still want a flaming ship funeral pyre.

365 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:36:11am

Brigitte Bardo in trouble again for IslamoRealism.

Prosecutors asked that the Paris court hand the 73-year-old former sex symbol a two-month suspended prison sentence and fine her 15,000 euros ($23,760) for saying the Muslim community was "destroying our country and imposing its acts".

366 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:36:16am
MOGADISHU: Suspected Islamic insurgents killed four civilians when they hurled a grenade on a cinema screening an Indian movie in a Somali town.

The incident occurred last evening in the port city of Merka, around 100 kilometres south of Mogadishu.

"A hand grenade was hurled on a movie theatre inside the town, killing four people. More than ten others were wounded," Merka police commissioner Hussein Gagale told.

"We were watching an Indian movie when a huge explosion rocked the place. People started screaming, I saw at least three dead and I was very lucky to escape," said Salah Ahmed Abdallah, a witness

[Link: www.weaselzippers.net...]

367 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:36:50am

re: #357 phoenixgirl
Publik edumication at its finest.

368 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:37:12am

re: #359 pingjockey

That is awful. Went to Rangely (sp) and went camping. Went to your typical General Store. It was great.

How long ago?

369 loppyd  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:37:35am

re: #351 galloping granny

Worse. They shipped a huge number of muslim Somali "refugees" to Maine. Down-easters have been leaving Maine in droves. And if you go over to the other side of Maine, huge numbers of small Maine towns are disincorporating because they can no longer maintain financially.

My mom grew up in Maine and much of my family still lives there.

The Somali refugees are mostly located in Lewiston and Portland....

I attribute a lot of the moonbattery in Maine to the back-to-the-land movement of the 70's.....

370 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:37:52am

re: #363 Grammy Cracker
No. we went. Jesse Owens won 3 or 4 Gold Medals.

371 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:38:07am

re: #358 loppyd

Babba you know that song ascares me!

Oh crap ! I do know that!

I forgot.....

So Solly!

372 Endangered in MASS  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:38:10am

re: #336 loppyd

Guten Morgen. Looks like you have company. Infidelia hails from the North Shore.

373 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:38:31am

re: #368 galloping granny
1984. Was stationed in Newport, R.I.

374 loppyd  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:38:42am

re: #359 pingjockey

That is awful. Went to Rangely (sp) and went camping. Went to your typical General Store. It was great.

Rangely Lakes Region, ayah.

375 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:38:51am

re: #364 OldLineTexan

I always put
Jewtian

that effs em all up

376 hayseed  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:39:01am

re: #349 rightside

This is my Indian name LOL

me and Babba neet to have pow wow

377 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:39:22am

re: #365 ethanxxx

Brigitte Bardo in trouble again for IslamoRealism.

Prosecutors asked that the Paris court hand the 73-year-old former sex symbol a two-month suspended prison sentence and fine her 15,000 euros ($23,760) for saying the Muslim community was "destroying our country and imposing its acts".

That does not sound like anything remotely close to hate speech. Hate speech is the muslim line we all hear so often about Jews and Christians being the descendants of pigs and dogs. THAT is hate speech. The "United States of KKK A" is hate speech. Typical White Person is hate speech. Truth is not hate speech!

378 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:39:23am

re: #370 pingjockey

No. we went. Jesse Owens won 3 or 4 Gold Medals.

You're right, of course. I was thinking of the Russian games....

I have *senior* moments, *blond* moments, and worst of all, *senior blond* moments.... LOL

379 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:39:58am

re: #362 3 wood

{3 wood}

380 Peacekeeper  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:39:59am

re: #278 BabbaZee

I speak of L'amour

381 OldLineTexan  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:40:06am

re: #335 beblebrox

I always say that you can have your "freedom of expression" all you want by desecrating the flag, as long as you realize that afterwards i will have my freedom of expression by kicking the everliving shit out of you.

If they're not flags, it's just smarmy collegiate "rebellion" by a bunch of typical white students who have taken enough care to use only flag-like objects in their safe, protected "protest".

The little cowards have no patriotism, it has been drummed out of them. But they understand fear.

If they are flags, then we have another set of issues altogether.

382 paxnhymn  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:40:18am

re: #363 Grammy Cracker

They DID host the Olympics. We boycotted.


see what happens when some young idiot has their face burried in a my space or face book page? They get stuck on stooooopid!

:-D

383 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:40:33am

re: #357 phoenixgirl

olympic protest sign

heh. It is on a sign, it MUST be true...

/

384 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:40:37am

re: #376 hayseed

me and Babba neet to have pow wow

My Indian name is Dances with Woofs ..... LOL

385 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:40:40am

re: #374 loppyd
We had quite the adventure. Saw some moose, the northern lights, got a truck stuck in a bog. It was great!

386 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:41:31am

re: #357 phoenixgirl

olympic protest sign

Somebody needs a history lesson.

387 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:41:31am

re: #378 Grammy Cracker
Dad calls it CRS disease. Can't Remember Shit!

388 loppyd  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:41:37am

re: #372 Endangered in MASS

Guten Morgen. Looks like you have company. Infidelia hails from the North Shore.

Morning!

Yes, I know....we haunt many of the same overpriced grocery stores. LOL

389 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:41:42am

re: #369 loppyd

My mom grew up in Maine and much of my family still lives there.

The Somali refugees are mostly located in Lewiston and Portland....

I attribute a lot of the moonbattery in Maine to the back-to-the-land movement of the 70's.....

Some of our best friends once owned the hardware store in Lewiston. Of course they, the farm and the hardware store are long gone. I was up there in the 70's and mid-80's pretty frequently and Maine was still pretty Maine-ish.

390 paxnhymn  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:42:03am

re: #370 pingjockey

No. we went. Jesse Owens won 3 or 4 Gold Medals.

and do you remember the controversy when the flags went around the Olympic stadium there and Jesse Owens refused to dip the Stars and Stripes in subjegation to the Swastika?

391 Peacekeeper  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:42:11am

re: #278 BabbaZee

Danger! Le Catte Wilde. Tres Viscious.

392 loppyd  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:42:21am

re: #371 BabbaZee

Oh crap ! I do know that!

I forgot.....

So Solly!

That's more like it.

WHAT ABOUT PROM!

393 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:42:43am
394 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:42:56am

re: #387 pingjockey

Dad calls it CRS disease. Can't Remember Shit!

Uh....umm.....huh? LOL

/I KNOW I came into this room for a REASON!

395 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:43:03am

re: #390 paxnhymn
I was born in 1959!

396 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:43:04am

re: #373 pingjockey

1984. Was stationed in Newport, R.I.

I used to spend lots of the summer in Maine about that time. Day-tripped at Rangeley but never camped there. I like to camp up at SeaWall.

397 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:43:15am
Today comes news from Shelbyville, TN that Tyson’s Foods is moving some of its Emporia, KS Somali refugee workers to Shelbyville, TN. For regular readers of Refugee Resettlement Watch, you will immediately see this is a case of Tyson’s Somalis going from the frying pan to the fire, so to speak.

Emporia was roiled for months over the sudden influx of Somalis who were lured by employment to that city by a Tyson’s meat packing plant that was ultimately suddenly closed. For ambitious readers we have a whole category on Emporia, KS here. At the same time, Shelbyville, TN was experiencing similar public unrest over an influx of Somalis there who seemed unable or unwilling to assimilate. The Times-Gazette has covered the controversy extensively.

Now citizens in Shelbyville are learning that some Emporia refugees are headed their way.

[Link: refugeeresettlementwatch.wordpress.com...]

398 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:43:32am

re: #377 galloping granny

You're right of course. I'm worried that we're not too far from seeing this kind of Bass-Ackward logic here in the USA soon.

399 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:44:21am

re: #394 Grammy Cracker

How many guys with ADD/ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride a bike.

400 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:44:30am

For English, Press 1.

*grumbles*

401 laZardo  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:44:31am

re: #390 paxnhymn

Didn't Owens also befriend his German rival Luz Long?

402 paxnhymn  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:44:46am

re: #395 pingjockey

I was born in 1959!

and I was born in 1960.
History is the owners manual for life that keeps us off the perpetual f*ck up hamster wheel!

403 Vikingstar  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:44:49am

I regret to say that Maine has become a sucking hole of socialism and moonbattery. Depending on what figures you use, we have the 1st or 2cd highest tax burden in the nation, and an ever-expanding nanny state. Young people are leaving in droves, as well as people who actually pay taxes (as opposed to people who make their living on other people's taxes). Every leftist-moonbat idea is in vogue up here, and we will probably be the state that has the highest (per-capita) popular vote for the nice Marxist Racist, Obama, in the fall.

404 Bubblehead II  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:45:03am

re: #363 Grammy Cracker


Morning Lizards. A cold 29 degrees, going up to a chilly 46 today.

Actually Grammy, we DID participate in the 1936 Olympics. Wether or not Hitler snubbed Jesse Owens could be a matter of debate

Jesse Owens
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

405 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:45:07am

re: #399 pingjockey

How many guys with ADD/ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride a bike.

lol

406 infidelia  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:45:10am

re: #355 Grammy Cracker

Not to the same extent, but I believe the creeps are creeping in...

They creep up the coast from Bahstun all summer. Rte 1 is like a parking lot every weekend from Memorial to Labor Day. Some of them apparently get lost and find themselves inland...

407 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:45:13am

re: #384 Grammy Cracker

My Indian name is Chief Iron Feather.

408 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:45:24am

re: #383 LanceKates

heh. It is on a sign, it MUST be true...

/

HALP - I have fallen and I can't get up! Dear heavens that is hysterical!

409 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:45:55am

re: #402 paxnhymn
Ah, ok. I don't remember that uproar or not. I'm sure the Austrian Corporal was not pleased!

410 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:46:50am

re: #404 Bubblehead II

Morning Lizards. A cold 29 degrees, going up to a chilly 46 today.

Actually Grammy, we DID participate in the 1936 Olympics. Wether or not Hitler snubbed Jesse Owens could be a matter of debate

Jesse Owens
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Yeah, my bad, but not my fault! I have CRS disease - so says PingJockey!

411 paxnhymn  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:47:14am

re: #401 laZardo

Didn't Owens also befriend his German rival Luz Long?

yes, and I can't remember what happened to Long. The mind wobbles (as one of our dear friends puts it) but I think he was banished militarily for his public insolence to the Russian front or something like that. I could be wrong on that account.

412 Peacekeeper  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:47:18am
413 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:47:30am

re: #408 galloping granny

HALP - I have fallen and I can't get up! Dear heavens that is hysterical!

Don't they make one of those beeper things you wear on your neck for those moments?

I wonder if they charge you per use for those. If not, I'd get one and just randomly talk to the people.

"Yes hi, I'm bored. How are you?"

"Sir, is there an emergency?"

"well, I can't pick out which tie to wear to the supermarket."

414 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:47:42am

re: #380 Peacekeeper

I speak of L'amour

Excellent!

415 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:47:51am

re: #407 ethanxxx

My Indian name is Chief Iron Feather.

I am NOT going there.....

LOL

416 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:47:52am

re: #399 pingjockey

My cousin has HD-ADD. (High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder). He has trouble paying attention, but when he does... It's amazingly Clear.

417 Endangered in MASS  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:48:08am

re: #388 loppyd


"overpriced grocery stores"

Thanks to global warming scaremongers they are all over priced now.

They call it Flex fuel because you need to be flexible enough to grab your ankles if you want to buy a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk.

418 Render  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:48:11am

My summer art project is going to be to place dozens of US flags on the ground...

...and beat the shit out of everybody that steps on them instead of walking around.

NOT
REALLY,
R

419 Shr_Nfr  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:48:17am

re: #326 galloping granny

The reference to Blackstone is to the 4 volume tome on British law he wrote in the late 1700s. My statement was that Britain has already abandoned her legal tradition and has, without a vote of their citizens, been co-opted into a alien legal system by their government and that their citizens have been put in a position where they can do nothing about it.

420 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:48:24am

Groceries are KILLIN' me.

421 razorbacker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:48:26am

I considered posting this video of the superheroes. But I seem to be allergic to it.

Everytime I see it, my eyes start to water, and I sniffle. Damned allergies.

422 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:48:40am

re: #418 Render

I'm in.

423 Peacekeeper  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:48:41am

No le touch painte Dampe.

424 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:49:42am

re: #416 ethanxxx
Mom used to be a T/A at the local grade school. One boy had ADD/ADHD caused by fetal alcohol syndrome. What a handful. When you could get the little guy to focus it was just awesome.

425 Endangered in MASS  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:49:47am

re: #397 storagemanager


We're much smarter than those rubes from Shelbyville. Just tell us what you want and vote for it.

426 loppyd  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:49:54am

re: #389 galloping granny

Some of our best friends once owned the hardware store in Lewiston. Of course they, the farm and the hardware store are long gone. I was up there in the 70's and mid-80's pretty frequently and Maine was still pretty Maine-ish.

Show me a college town and I'll show you a moonbat infestation.

IIRC, Farmington was voted the best small town to live in by some major magazine a few years ago.

My aunt & uncle live in a very small town on the way from Augusta to Damariscotta. Beautiful area....simple, open.

427 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:50:12am

My real Indian name:

Thunder Word

428 paxnhymn  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:50:24am

re: #418 Render

My summer art project is going to be to place dozens of US flags on the ground...

...and beat the shit out of everybody that steps on them instead of walking around.

NOT
REALLY,
R

hey. Freedom of expression. I doubt if the ACLU will take your case up when your arraigned though....clashes with their agenda and all..

:-D

429 Bubblehead II  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:50:29am

re: #410 Grammy Cracker

Heh.... Know the feelling.

430 Endangered in MASS  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:50:45am

re: #420 BabbaZee


see my #417

431 pingjockey  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:50:46am

Later all. Have a fine Lizard day.

432 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:51:32am

re: #426 loppyd

Show me a college town and I'll show you a moonbat infestation.

IIRC, Farmington was voted the best small town to live in by some major magazine a few years ago.

My aunt & uncle live in a very small town on the way from Augusta to Damariscotta. Beautiful area....simple, open.

Exhibit A: The People's Socialist Republic of Ann Arbor.

/aka the Berkley of the Midwest.

433 Render  Wed, Apr 16, 2008 6:51:41am