HOPE

"Kobe, I'm open! " said the thread.

Things getting too deep today.

Obama versus Clinton.

Some wrestling program suggested that they get into the wrestling ring... lol.

Remember, when Obama and Clinton spend all their time fighting one another, the REAL winner is the United States of America.

Can we really transplant a human soul?

re: #3 LanceKates

Obama versus Clinton.

Some wrestling program suggested that they get into the wrestling ring... lol.

Eeewwww. For some reason, the thought of that just grosses me out.
o_O

I wanted to kick Dhimmi Carter around some more, but it smells better over here.

re: #6 gop_patriot

Eeewwww. For some reason, the thought of that just grosses me out.
o_O

Heh. I'd elaborate further, but I've been told that I have too much anger and rage.

*grin*

THUNDERDOME!

Beckham is Jewish.

Meanwhile, the pair recently decided to send their youngest son Cruz to an exclusive private nursery attached to a Jewish temple in Los Angeles.

David, 32, who has referred to himself as "half Jewish" and Posh, 33, met with staff last week to finalise arrangements.

A source told The Sun: "There's no plan for Cruz to be educated in the Jewish faith. It's just one of the best schools for young children in LA."

David's mother Sandra's family is Jewish but she doesn't practise and he has no known association with the religion apart from a Hebrew tattoo.

GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!

Of course this is hush hush, cause the Brits would have none of it.

re: #1 Ben Hur

HOPE

I got your Hope right here.

Can't wait to watch them rip each other to shreds!

PS Jimmy Carter sucks ass

re: #4 LanceKates

Remember, when Obama and Clinton spend all their time fighting one another, the REAL winner is the United States of America.

When your enemies are busy eating each other... pass the salt and leave the table.

13 year corrects NASA's Math.

BERLIN (AFP) - A 13-year-old German schoolboy corrected NASA's estimates on the chances of an asteroid colliding with Earth, a German newspaper reported Tuesday, after spotting the boffins had miscalculated.

Nico Marquardt used telescopic findings from the Institute of Astrophysics in Potsdam (AIP) to calculate that there was a 1 in 450 chance that the Apophis asteroid will collide with Earth, the Potsdamer Neuerster Nachrichten reported.

NASA had previously estimated the chances at only 1 in 45,000 but told its sister organisation, the European Space Agency (ESA), that the young whizzkid had got it right.

re: #10 Ben Hur

Tight butts drive me nuts.

According to TVguide.com, the west coast gets it delayed, at 8 PT.

re: #10 Ben Hur

Beckham is Jewish.

GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL LL!

Of course this is hush hush, cause the Brits would have none of it.

Ye never know - some might convert to Judaism, seeing that 'Golden Balls' is their hero ...

re: #16 Powderfinger

According to TVguide.com, the west coast gets it delayed, at 8 PT.

Is it live in the Central zone?

Debate on delay - 8 PM on left coast - I recall reading.

re: #9 grumpy old codger

THUNDERDOME!

Two men Enter, One man Leaves!

But.... which one of those two is a man?

That's a close one.

re: #15 MandyManners

Tight butts drive me nuts.

That is not a butt, it's a truck.

Fight Big Media's attempt to make huge Kardashianesque J-Lo phat asses attractive!

Breaking: Sarah Jessica Parker is not goodlooking!

re: #18 PatrioticNaturalizedAmerican

Is it live in the Central zone?

Yep.

BBL

My DVR only records 2 shows at a time. I'm quite torn between American Idol, Criminal Minds, and the debate.

re: #14 jcm

13 year corrects NASA's Math.

You know, I remember a news story from well over a year ago about how some group or another was demanding that the United Nations do something about Apophis. My dad suggested they send Kofi up in place of a missile to blast the thing apart.

re: #14 jcm

13 year corrects NASA's Math.

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A regular little Werner Von Braun! Thank heaven we abducted Schicklgruber's rocket scientists for NASA's moon goals.

'GOD BLESS AMERICA'

/The Pope

re: #25 Fat Jolly Penguin

You know, I remember a news story from well over a year ago about how some group or another was demanding that the United Nations do something about Apophis. My dad suggested they send Kofi up in place of a missile to blast the thing apart.

Threaten it with Rabbit Bait, it'll leave.

re: #27 LeftJustAintRight

'GOD BLESS AMERICA'

/The Pope

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Top story at DRUDGE Report! That's the Right Kind of Spiritual Mentor Talk.

re: #14 jcm

13 year corrects NASA's Math.

Schoolboy's asteroid-strike sums are wrong

Widespread media reports claim that a German schoolboy has recalculated the likelihood of a deadly planet-smasher asteroid hitting the Earth, and found the catastrophe is enormously more likely than NASA thought. The boy's sums were said to have been checked by both NASA and the European Space Agency (ESA), and found to be correct.

There's only one problem with the story: the kid's sums are in fact wrong, NASA's are right, and the ESA swear blind they never said any different. An ESA spokesman in Germany told the Reg this morning: "A small boy did do these calculations, but he made a mistake... NASA's figures are correct."

/nevermind

Creepy.

Click here and after the girl's portrait appears move your mouse around.

All CGI generated, apparently.

Charles looks like its on at 8:00 pm here

re: #30 Killian Bundy

/nevermind

Either it will or it won't.

re: #29 alegrias

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Top story at DRUDGE Report! That's the Right Kind of Spiritual Mentor Talk.

.....finally.

/sorry ale. I couldn't help myself....

...THIS JUST IN:

Michelle Obama (Mrs. Arugula), the one who told poor G.E.D. ladies in ohio not to go into Mergers and Acquisitions but instead become scullery maids now wants us to know something important . . . She is still Jenny from the Block.

Thats right, after saying that they had to run for president NOW before they were in an orbit SO HIGH she couldn't remember what it was like to drop off suits at the dry cleaners and make Fois Gras using that cheap "Fois Gras Helper" mix she now wants you to know she's JUST FOLK. From South Chi-town and all that.

Obama himself even recounts that his Mom (Flighty Obama) used food stamps once, before he had friends like Tony Rezko who could get you "real estate at wholesale prices" .

Thank god they are just like us, thanks Barry, thanks Jenny - see all y'all at the barbeque.

Can we put them in a maze, arm them, and re: #27 LeftJustAintRight

'GOD BLESS AMERICA'

/The Pope

'GOD DAMN AMERICA' - 'BHO's spiritual advisor' 'Reverend' Jeremiah Wright

Seeing as there's a "global" food crisis, why isn't Jimmy Carter helping Zimbabwean food farmers get back to work, instead of trying to guilt us into sending billions to people who tear down greenhouses & commit murder daily instead of working?

Lefty always asking for free stuff.

re: #10 Ben Hur

How come this woman NEVER smiles?

Sorry to drag this onto a new thread,

_but

Jimmy Carter is a knucklehead!

Thanks.

As you were.

~ENT

re: #29 alegrias

'GOD BLESS AMERICA'

The Pope is blessing America
Obama is Damning America
I sure hope Good beats EVIL this time around

re: #31 karmic_inquisitor

Creepy.

Click here and after the girl's portrait appears move your mouse around.

All CGI generated, apparently.

Look at her eyes. She's stoned.

re: #35 deanayer

Barbecue? That's TWP stuff.

If you've got the stomach for it...
Turkish Star Wars

re: #31 karmic_inquisitor

Damn! I hope her eyes aren't as red on the inside as they are on the outside! They don't have Visine in Japan?

I'm sure I will have something more important to do than watch this "debate" to see which one can badmouth GWB more, or call for the fastest retreat and surrender in Iraq, or blame the most of humanity's woes on Karl Rove, or call for the biggest tax increase.

More important things -- like watching the grass grow or maybe brushing my teeth.

No doubt the most outlandish statements will be mentioned here later, perhaps with appropriate commentary.

re: #38 rwmofo

How come this woman NEVER smiles?

Not smiling here either.

re: #40 LeftJustAintRight

now now, we're just supposed to lay back and take it.

sleep.... slllleeeeeeppppppp.....

*grin*

It is amazing to see the polar differences between the pope and Obamas Spiritual mentor.

Imagine though, if the pope was running for president, the flak he'd get for that blessing....

re: #30 Killian Bundy

/nevermind

*sigh*

Can we still send Rabbit bait to the asteroid?

re: #36 Oh no...Sand People!

Oh no...Sand People!

I sent you an e-mail and never heard back

re: #45 Fast Eddie

I'm sure I will have something more important to do than watch this "debate" to see which one can badmouth GWB more, or call for the fastest retreat and surrender in Iraq, or blame the most of humanity's woes on Karl Rove, or call for the biggest tax increase.

More important things -- like watching the grass grow or maybe brushing my teeth.

No doubt the most outlandish statements will be mentioned here later, perhaps with appropriate commentary.

This is where women have an advantage.
I'm planning to polish my nails and do a facial.

re: #46 rwmofo

Not smiling here either.

They named one of their kids "Brooklyn"? Why not "Baltimore"?

re: #51 MandyManners

They named one of their kids "Brooklyn"? Why not "Baltimore"?

Why not Nutbush?

re: #52 wolfie

Why not Nutbush?

Bed-Sty?

re: #52 wolfie

Why not Nutbush?

Better yet - DUMBO

re: #14 jcm

I think he got smacked down today. Saw the link somewhere, if I can find it, I will post it in the spinoffs.

re: #51 MandyManners

They named one of their kids "Brooklyn"? Why not "Baltimore"?

If Elton John had a kid h/she could be Queens.

Italian Fashionistas for Freedom & USA...Buy Italiano, Amici~

"....On the heels of Silvio Berlusconi’s victory as Italy’s prime minister, Santo Versace has secured a seat in the country’s Parliament, becoming a member of the State Chamber. "I am taking this very seriously," Versace told WWD. "I decided to run because I want to do something concrete for the future.”

The son of Italian tailors, Santo Versace is best known as the brother of Gianni Versace, fashion designer for the stars. When Gianni was murdered in 1997, Santo--a banker, economics expert, and former military officer--became president and co-CEO (with sister Donatella) of the extraordinary and exquisite fashion house. And according to the London Times, Versace "opted for the centre-right 'People of Liberty' alliance led by Mr Berlusconi because he shared the values it placed on education and meritocracy. 'My father always said problems could be solved with three words -- work, work and work.'"

Not only does Versace now have a seat in parliament, but WWD also reports that he may be up for a position in Berlusconi's cabinet. As they say on that fashion design reality show, that's fierce!

from today's Weekly Standard online, from Womens Wear Daily link

re: #41 unrealizedviewpoint

re: #44 paxnhymn

Young - Stoned - Ethnic. So where is her Obama button?

Well, we had a tragedy here, in NZ.

A weather bomb struck the upper North Island and lightening struck a group of horse riders, killing one an injuring 6, and further south a group of school kids were caught in a narrow gorge while "canyoning" by a flash flood, 6 kids drowned and one teacher. The group were from a Christian school and, even though the loss is hugely upsetting, the testimonials from parents and survivors is a testimonial to Hope and Faith.

re: #56 rwmofo

If Elton John had a kid h/she could be Queens.

Or is that s/he?

I've never had so many conversations with myself - publicly.

re: #55 rawmuse

I think he got smacked down today. Saw the link somewhere, if I can find it, I will post it in the spinoffs.

Please do. I've got a 15 yr old son who knows everything and he's been waving this in my face. Smack down the whipper-snappers!

re: #52 wolfie

Why not Nutbush?

Indeed.

OT (if that's possible in an open item ...)

I have become horrified at how lousy Frontpage Magazine ([Link: www.frontpagemagazine.com...] is in PR and "customer" service. I complained way back at what I thought was just a screwup: the failure to post when the Islamofascism Awareness events were going on. Unbelievably, I have yet to receive a response email to my latest round of attempted contacts. In fact, I was even unable to find a way of signing in for a while, given some changes in their web site.

Charles (and any others): WHAT IS GOING ON with these guys? How can repeated emails to info@frontpagemag.com (via the web form) result in echo emails acknowledging my request with a 100% failure to follow up?

I was seriously thinking of trying to join that gang and help create and advance their agenda, as it is also my own. But now I'm thinking that David H. & the rest just are not to be taken seriously. How can a movement grow when it cannot absorb new members? Does one have to contribute 10k to get their attention?

...speaking of...

I'm going to be sitting with a newspaper reporter, watching/commenting on the debate tonight. Like Charles, I get to be pegged "the Republican" supporter of McCain (even though, yes, he doesn't really thrill me the way Fred does, who btw should be the veep). I'd like to know if anyone has a link handy to what Wright's church has taken in government subsidies (for babysitting/drug counseling iirc)

I'm curious what you my fellow lizards would say too.

I would be labeled "fiscal conservative" fyi. So I'd like to know what ammo we can fire at both of them in regard to their socialist/communist/marxist/stalinist economic policies-relationships...

Also, their blatant lies.

I'll actually read the comments in this thread... ;)

thx!

8)

re: #56 rwmofo

If Elton John had a kid h/she could be Queens.

LOL!

re: #60 rwmofo

Or is that s/he?

I've never had so many conversations with myself - publicly.

Are you on your handsfree cell?

re: #61 wolfie

Please do. I've got a 15 yr old son who knows everything and he's been waving this in my face. Smack down the whipper-snappers!

here is the new story

re: #46 rwmofo

Not smiling here either.

Nor here either.

I figure that if you have headlights like hers, then why smile, everyone's eyes are gunna somewhere else. Right?

re: #69 A Kiwi Infidel

You know, I've never noticed that she doesn't smile.

Not because I'm looking 'at those' . .. but because I don't look at her.

re: #59 A Kiwi Infidel

Well, we had a tragedy here, in NZ.

A weather bomb struck the upper North Island and lightening struck a group of horse riders, killing one an injuring 6, and further south a group of school kids were caught in a narrow gorge while "canyoning" by a flash flood, 6 kids drowned and one teacher. The group were from a Christian school and, even though the loss is hugely upsetting, the testimonials from parents and survivors is a testimonial to Hope and Faith.

Horrible. Will pray for the families and friends.
(I live in the Appalachians, and let me tell you, when there's a flood, it comes on fast and mighty. The water rips through the hollows like it's coming from a giant pressure hose. Sounds like something similar w/ the poor canyon group.)

re: #62 MandyManners

Indeed.

Posh just doesn't quite measure up to that!

re: #64 Orbit Rain

How about talking more about 10,000 sq ft home Wright's building with a 10 million dollar line of credit attached, in an all white neighborhood, across the street from a golf course. Sorry, no link. just memory.

re: #59 A Kiwi Infidel

Sorry to hear about that. I have a scout troop and we hike in desert canyons all of the time. We maintain a healthy fear of flash floods. Worst thing about them is they can occur far from the weather system that produces them.

re: #73 unrealizedviewpoint

How about talking more about 10,000 sq ft home Wright's building with a 10 million dollar line of credit attached, in an all white neighborhood, across the street from a golf course. Sorry, no link. just memory.

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That's RESTITUTION, not middleclassness.

re: #70 LanceKates

You know, I've never noticed that she doesn't smile.

Not because I'm looking 'at those' . .. but because I don't look at her.

It got my attention a couple months ago when, it seemed like she was on several web-sites (Fox, Drudge, the UK papers, etc) and she not only wasn't smiling, she always looked pissed. So ever since I first noticed, it's been bugging me. Then I throw it out for comments and most people wonder if she looks mad because she forgot to bring her teeth.

re: #72 wolfie

Posh just doesn't quite measure up to that!

I don't know anyone who could measure up to Tina.

re: #64 Orbit Rain

...speaking of...

I'm going to be sitting with a newspaper reporter, watching/commenting on the debate tonight. Like Charles, I get to be pegged "the Republican" supporter of McCain (even though, yes, he doesn't really thrill me the way Fred does, who btw should be the veep). I'd like to know if anyone has a link handy to what Wright's church has taken in government subsidies (for babysitting/drug counseling iirc)

I'm curious what you my fellow lizards would say too.

I would be labeled "fiscal conservative" fyi. So I'd like to know what ammo we can fire at both of them in regard to their socialist/communist/marxist/stalinist economic policies-relationships...

Also, their blatant lies.

I'll actually read the comments in this thread... ;)

thx!

8)

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Thank you for your service tonight.
If you experience any tingly sensations, put ice on it!

re: #70 LanceKates

You know, I've never noticed that she doesn't smile.

Not because I'm looking 'at those' . .. but because I don't look at her.

Here she is trying to smile.
Go to 02:47

re: #68 rawmuse

here is the new story

You are an angel! :-)
Heh heh heh.
Now he'll have to clean his room! Bwaahahahahahaaaaa!

re: #71 wolfie

Yeah, I had a look on Youtube and there are some great shots of just how quick a flashflood can arrive.

There are going to be the usual enquiries etc etc, but it certainly would have been an unusual event. I was actually monitoring the weather sats that day and it was pretty obvious to me that there was some big systems coming in. However, the outdoor centre that hosted the group took there weather report at 6.15am and based their decisions on that. It omitted the possibilities of thunderstorms. The metservice upgraded the report only 1/2 hour later, by which stage the groups had left....

We need not be in fear of McCain-Feingold having any effect this election cycle, the Democrats have insured that the FEC will be without a quorum for a long, long time. [Link: online.wsj.com...] Meanwhile George Soros will spend money like crazy.

re: #71 wolfie
Where are you located?
I've been in a flash flood. When I was a girl a storm, like I had never (nor since) seen before, hit Johnson County, KY. I've never been so frightened in my life. I hope I never see another.

re: #76 rwmofo

Maybe she's going for the "I'm too cool and hip to smile" look.

re: #79 bosforus

no youtube at work.

re: #77 MandyManners

I don't know anyone who could measure up to Tina.

I love the way her whole body just feels the music. My kinda dancing.

re: #87 song_and_dance_man

Or if they start to argue, then stare at each other and then make out.

Ok. I just threw up a little.

re: #82 Shr_Nfr

We need not be in fear of McCain-Feingold having any effect this election cycle, the Democrats have insured that the FEC will be without a quorum for a long, long time. [Link: online.wsj.com...] Meanwhile George Soros will spend money like crazy.

I remember hearing George Will (who hates McCain-Feingold because of its free-speech restrictions) say that money is like water. You can re-direct the flow, but you can't stop it.

re: #10 Ben Hur

What is a Hebrew tattoo?

re: #77 MandyManners

I don't know anyone who could measure up to Tina.

We can drink to that - then slap Ike in the back of the head.

re: #1 Ben Hur

HOPE

Ron Paul!

re: #88 newsjunkie_ky

I love the way her whole body just feels the music. My kinda dancing.

Makes me wanna' get up and dance. In fact, I did.

re: #92 rwmofo

We can drink to that - then slap Ike in the back of the head.

With a clue-by-four.

re: #91 FightingBack

What is a Hebrew tattoo?

There is no such animal as one should not mark the body in such a manner.
Not Jewish, but that's what I think.

Lock both of them into a padded room and play this over the speakers.

re: #83 newsjunkie_ky

I'm in SW Virginia. Not too far from KY as the crow flies. But not as the roads go!
I know what you mean. They come so fast....and as someone posted above, it can be bad weather way upstream....out of sight, so to speak.....so it can seem like it's just out of the blue....and it can turn a little creek into a monster.
Where is Johnson County?

re: #89 LanceKates

Or if they start to argue, then stare at each other and then make out.

Ok. I just threw up a little.

A little?

re: #94 MandyManners
I like 'free style' dancing. That's the way I do it. Feel the music and go for it.
Glad to know there is someone else that dances when the spirit takes hold.

re: #89 LanceKates

Or if they start to argue, then stare at each other and then make out.

Ok. I just threw up a little.

Good lord! I need some Jayne Mansfield caliber mind bleach after that visual.

re: #100 wolfie

Tazewell County?

re: #79 bosforus

absolut skank

re: #98 unrealizedviewpoint

There is no such animal as one should not mark the body in such a manner.
Not Jewish, but that's what I think.

Here is the tattoo in question.

For those not familiar with Hebrew, its the one on top.

re: #102 newsjunkie_ky

I've not been out dancing in ages. Since before I met the X. That's nine years.

re: #86 LanceKates

no youtube at work.

That's a shame. It's a pretty funny clip.

re: #95 taxfreekiller

it would be nice if somehow a person or persons could get the web cam of
[Link: www.arapahoebasin.com...]

up just as the debate starts tonight and then

ask the two loons what they think of the current snow storm in Col.
April 16th 2008 and its relation to the Global Warming Bull Shit!

I've skied there in May. Ahhh, memories.

My brother skied there July 4th one year.

re: #104 MandyManners

Tazewell County?

I know it well.

Jewish tattoo

re: #106 looking closely

Here is the tattoo in question.

For those not familiar with Hebrew, its the one on top.

By the way, its not like Beckham lacks for tattoos. I wouldn't attribute any special meaning to this one, given his many others.

Have the rules for tonight's debate drinking game been established?

Do we drink at:

change
hope
withdrawal
Bush
Cheney
health care
or
should we be teetotalers and wait thirstily for someone to mention victory?

re: #110 wolfie

I know it well.

Beautiful area.

Do you know any Mulungeons?

re: #101 MandyManners

well, I didn't want to start a chain reaction a la "Stand by Me"

re: #113 Sifty

Have the rules for tonight's debate drinking game been established?

Do we drink at:

change
hope
withdrawal
Bush
Cheney
health care
or
should we be teetotalers and wait thirstily for someone to mention victory?

Why not all?

re: #97 song_and_dance_man

Sorta like this

There are no words.

re: #115 LanceKates

well, I didn't want to start a chain reaction a la "Stand by Me"

Ick.

re: #112 looking closely

Vin Diesel sports an awesome tattoo in Knockaround Guys. He is one cool cat in person too. The man is a mountain.

re: #113 Sifty

if I have to drink every time someone says change or hope, I'll die of alcohol poisoning.

"Yes, we need change. Change our change. We need to change the way we think about changing change. For our children."

re: #113 Sifty

Have the rules for tonight's debate drinking game been established?

Do we drink at:

change
hope
withdrawal
Bush
Cheney
health care
or
should we be teetotalers and wait thirstily for someone to mention victory?

How about 'Bitter' or 'Clinging' used in the same sentence as small town USA and religion or guns?

re: #113 Sifty

I think anytime after seeing that kissing video is a good time.

re: #116 MandyManners

I'll be drunk as a skunk before the first commercial break from change alone.

NTTAWWT

re: #112 looking closely

By the way, its not like Beckham lacks for tattoos. I wouldn't attribute any special meaning to this one, given his many others.

More on Beckham's ink.

Apparently the other one UNDER the Hebrew one is his wife's name in Hindi. . .mis-spelled!

This is a translation of the Hebrew.

And apparently Mrs. Beckham-Spice has the same tattoo inscribed on her back.

re: #121 theres_a_party_in_my_jinns_and_youre_invited

How about 'Bitter' or 'Clinging' used in the same sentence as small town USA and religion or guns?

We'll be stone-cold sober.

re: #120 LanceKates

"Yes, we need change. Change our change. We need to change the way we think about changing change. For our children."

Can we change our choices for POTUS ?

re: #113 Sifty

Have the rules for tonight's debate drinking game been established?

Do we drink at:

change
hope
withdrawal
Bush
Cheney
health care
or
should we be teetotalers and wait thirstily for someone to mention victory?

Windfall/obscene profits & tax breaks/loopholes for the wealthy could get you a serious buzz.

re: #123 Sifty

I'll be drunk as a skunk before the first commercial break from change alone.

NTTAWWT

I got some stuff to do that requires a clear mind tonight so I'll not join in.

re: #126 LeftJustAintRight

nope. we're stuck with McCain.

we let the MSM and democrats decide who'd be a good conservative republican choice.

re: #124 looking closely

I am my love’s
and my love is mine,
who browses among the lilies.

That's nice.

From what I understand, tattoos hurt, and cost money, which you pay to the person hurting you.

Enough said.

Charles,

Anyone know whether it’s live on the west coast, at 5 pm?

This probably been answered already, but Yahoo tv listings shows it as being on at 8pm. Hope that helps.

re: #130 song_and_dance_man

I read somewhere this morning that he's going to speak at the Republican convention.

Change, change, change, change
Change, change, change, change
Lovely change, wonderful change
Lovely change, wonderful change

(Bloody Democrats!)

I feel kinda strange thinking about whether I should turn on the tube to watch his tonight, kinda like the time in Amsterdam when the street barker was inviting people into the theater to watch "real live fucking" for twenty dollars. I knew if I did I would have crossed a line and felt dirty for a long time afterward.

re: #46 rwmofo

Not smiling here either.

I still think she looks like a space alien. The shape of that face? All she needs is the big black eyes.

re: #114 MandyManners

Beautiful area.

Do you know any Mulungeons?

No! They are said to have once lived in the Tazewell area, but now are further west...in KY!
And yes, this is a beautiful area.

re: #135 The Other Les

Why do I have an unusual craving all of a sudden?

re: #132 rawmuse

From what I understand, tattoos hurt, and cost money, which you pay to the person hurting you.

Enough said.

Some people like that.

Hebrew tattoo dot net

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re: #125 MandyManners

We'll be stone-cold sober.

Yeah, he'll never say that again.

Think it? Constantly, especially after he loses to Hillary.

But say it? Never.

re: #130 song_and_dance_man

I hope McCain picks Joe Lieberman as veep. Take votes from the lefties and piss off the Muslims in one fell swoop.

That would be the Cherry On Top

re: #89 LanceKates

Lance,

This debate is going to be enough of a purgative without that vizualization.

See it on a full stomach -- dry heaves suck.

re: #129 LanceKates

nope. we're stuck with McCain.

we let the MSM and democrats decide who'd be a good conservative republican choice.

What do you mean "we", white man?

re: #138 wolfie

No! They are said to have once lived in the Tazewell area, but now are further west...in KY!
And yes, this is a beautiful area.

I've always wondered where they came from.

re: #116 MandyManners
We're gonna be hammered pretty quickly...

re: #145 OldLineTexan

What do you mean "we", white man?

Hey now, That's MR. Oppressive White Man to you!

heh.

re: #139 bosforus

Why do I have an unusual craving all of a sudden?

I hope to hell it isn't because of that kissing video.

re: #142 OldLineTexan

Yeah, he'll never say that again.

Think it? Constantly, especially after he loses to Hillary.

But say it? Never.

I wonder if WAB will scream it at him when he loses.

I predict that BHo and Hildebeast will punt Deliverance-gate and continue letting their staffs fight the battle for them.

Both of them are blue-bloods at heart with zero credibility. Although I can sorta see Hillary as ending up a Waffle House waitress on graveyard shift in Hemet.

my (obama supporting) friend from IL has another great thing for the drinking game... though it'll get us ALL dead from too much alcohol:

Every time Hillary says something negative.... drink.

re: #147 UFO TOFU

We're gonna be hammered pretty quickly...

Lotsa' water!

re: #146 MandyManners

I've always wondered where they came from.

How do you know about them? I didn't think anyone from outside this general area had even heard of them!

re: #151 song_and_dance_man

Ugh, they aren't going to let Zell speak again? I hate that guy.

re: #131 Killgore Trout

Browsing among the lilies.

Better than tiptoe-ing through the tulips any day.

What is the stupid/evil ratio for Obamas debate performance tonight?

alright.... alright.... I'll head to the liquor store on the way home.

I didn't want to.... but I will.

bacardi rum it is. (I'd like other stuff, but carbs are evil.)

re: #91 FightingBack

What is a Hebrew tattoo?

Tattoos are forbidden in Judaism, so whatever she has isn't kosher.

re: #158 snowcrash

What is the stupid/evil ratio for Obamas debate performance tonight?

100/100

re: #152 Sifty

I predict that BHo and Hildebeast will punt Deliverance-gate and continue letting their staffs fight the battle for them.

Both of them are blue-bloods at heart with zero credibility. Although I can sorta see Hillary as ending up a Waffle House waitress on graveyard shift in Hemet.

The last time I went to a Waffle House I had to remind the waitress to bring out the waffle.

ABC loves Hillary

re: #160 Kosh's Shadow

Tattoos are forbidden in Judaism, so whatever she has isn't kosher.

I tried to ask that earlier, but LGF timed out.

re: #160 Kosh's Shadow

Tattoos are forbidden in Judaism, so whatever she has isn't kosher.

I think tattoos fall into the category of stupid.

re: #155 wolfie

How do you know about them? I didn't think anyone from outside this general area had even heard of them!

I lived near Johnson City/Kingsport/Bristol for a while.

re: #150 MandyManners

I wonder if WAB will scream it at him when he loses.

And throw stuff?

re: #152 Sifty

She wouldn't last a week!

re: #140 MandyManners

Kinda like paying taxes.

Now, if someone gets a tattoo then converts, are they required to go through the removal process?

re: #148 LanceKates

Hey now, That's MR. Oppressive White Man to you!

heh.

You are a mere grasshopper, boy. You couldn't possibly be Oppressive yet...you have not aged long enough. You may possibly be Threatening or perhaps Daunting, but you still require much training to be Oppressive.

re: #163 FrogMarch

ABC loves Hillary

I'm not going to visualize that.

re: #157 Sifty

Browsing among the lilies.

Better than tiptoe-ing through the tulips any day.

Or, falling down shit-faced drunk in the bushes.

re: #159 LanceKates
Way to take one for the team!

re: #149 wolfie

I hope to hell it isn't because of that kissing video.

Ha ha! Rest assured, my craving is not for that. I'm thinking something closer to this...

re: #166 MandyManners

I lived near Johnson City/Kingsport/Bristol for a while.

That explains it!

re: #171 OldLineTexan

Hey, a fella can dream.

though, I am part indian... perhaps you are oppressing me?

I have to tell bgb about this... The MAN is being oppressed!

re: #173 MandyManners

You been spying on me?

NSA wiretaps!
NSA wiretaps!

Get me a mouthpiece!

re: #167 Ward Cleaver

And throw stuff?

Plates. Vases.

re: #174 UFO TOFU

What can I say? I need to find a way to suppress my rage. *grin*

re: #158 snowcrash

What is the stupid/evil ratio for Obamas debate performance tonight?

1:1 baby. An even mix.

re: #176 bosforus

LOL
Delightfully deranged, in other words,.....as opposed to just plain sicko.

re: #180 MandyManners

Plates. Vases.

Lamps? Ashtrays?

/Hillary would sue out the backside for plagiarism

re: #181 LanceKates
If you you could become an electrical engineer, oh, never mind.

re: #180 MandyManners

re: #167 Ward Cleaver

And throw stuff?

Plates. Vases.

parties, soirees..

re: #24 unrealizedviewpoint

My DVR only records 2 shows at a time. I'm quite torn between American Idol, Criminal Minds, and the debate.

Watch the debate, and you'll see criminal minds in action.

/Problem solved!

re: #173 MandyManners

Or, falling down shit-faced drunk in the bushes.

Jenna and Barbara are OK.

Crap, the thought of drinking rules makes me stutter.

re: #185 UFO TOFU

If you you could become an electrical engineer, oh, never mind.

no chance of that.... I could never reach that level! I have a beer in my hand!

/ wait... i hate beer.

re: #177 wolfie

That explains it!

It's where my heart is.

re: #183 wolfie

LOL
Delightfully deranged, in other words,.....as opposed to just plain sicko.

I like my derangements delightful, that way they don't hurt anyone and often amuse.

re: #178 LanceKates

Hey, a fella can dream.

though, I am part indian... perhaps you are oppressing me?

I have to tell bgb about this... The MAN is being oppressed!

Two words: Casino License.

A small note to tonight's debaters.

You know you are losing when your opponent is setting the agenda.

And we in the VRWC are making Obama go for the flag pin and HRC toss back shots.

Next we are going to make you say the pledge of allegiance and go to a shooting range.

And then next we'll get you to slaughter a wild boar.

And then next we'll make you do a debate at a NASCAR race.

And soon you'll begin to realize that you really are a politcal slut.

By November you'll be calling John McCain daddy.

I wouldn't want to be in your position.

re: #179 Sifty

You been spying on me?

NSA wiretaps!
NSA wiretaps!

Get me a mouthpiece!

Follow Sylvia Spankhurts' lead!

re: #184 Fat Jolly Penguin

Lamps? Ashtrays?

/Hillary would sue out the backside for plagiarism

Toasters? Capucino machine?

re: #193 rawmuse

not enough Indian in me.

I did apply for a job at a casino twice in my life. Once as part of the crew of the "Eye in the sky" and once as a money counter in the moneyroom.

re: #186 LanceKates

parties, soirees..

Fetes!

re: #197 MandyManners

Toasters? Capucino machine?

That last one is gonna leave a mark if it connects.

re: #191 MandyManners

It's where my heart is.

There is something about these hills.......
......something mysterious.
You know.

re: #152 Sifty

I predict that BHo and Hildebeast will punt Deliverance-gate and continue letting their staffs fight the battle for them.

Both of them are blue-bloods at heart with zero credibility. Although I can sorta see Hillary as ending up a Waffle House waitress on graveyard shift in Hemet.

Needles.

re: #188 OldLineTexan

Jenna and Barbara are OK.

LOL! I'm glad my dad stayed out of politics.

re: #198 LanceKates

not enough Indian in me.

I did apply for a job at a casino twice in my life. Once as part of the crew of the "Eye in the sky" and once as a money counter in the moneyroom.

I see you left out your short stint as a showboy...

re: #183 wolfie

I think I enjoy most that the spam song skit is actually about vikings.

re: #197 MandyManners

Toasters? Capucino machine?

Ah, what the hell. Where's that refrigerator?

re: #199 MandyManners

see, now you're getting all fancy. I wanted something low-key. Now I'm going to have to put on pants and a CLEAN shirt.

*sigh*

Has Mrs. Clinton been photographed eating a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich yet?

re: #200 OldLineTexan

That last one is gonna leave a mark if it connects.

I'm sure WAB can hurl it. She's buff.

re: #204 OldLineTexan

I see you left out your short stint as a showboy...

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

...

... you still owe me 200 bucks for that... one thing....

re: #194 unclassifiable

Heh heh heh.

re: #202 redc1c4

Ehrenberg/Blythe

re: #201 wolfie

There is something about these hills.......
......something mysterious.
You know.

The fall looks like God tosses his quilt onto the earth.

re: #208 rwmofo

Has Mrs. Clinton been photographed eating a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich yet?

I've never seen footgae of her eating.

I suppose it's because that inner set of stainless-steel jaws might be...off-putting.

re: #198 LanceKates

I have also worked in Casinos, but only as an entertainer. They are truly wretched places, where any redeeming human qualities get pounded flat in minutes.

re: #153 LanceKates

my (obama supporting) friend from IL has another great thing for the drinking game... though it'll get us ALL dead from too much alcohol:

Every time Hillary says something negative.... drink.

how about everytime one of them says something dumb, stupid or dishonest, we take a drink?

/hammered before the first break %-)

re: #212 Sifty
Berdoo.

re: #214 OldLineTexan

Hillary eating reminds me of Bricktop's pig farm.

re: #206 Fat Jolly Penguin

Ah, what the hell. Where's that refrigerator?

That and, the kitchen sink.

How could I forget THE KITCHEN SINK? (Sapphire had a great piece on that phrase after BHO [?] said RHC was into this kind of strategy.)

re: #208 rwmofo

Has Mrs. Clinton been photographed eating a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich yet?

They ought make 'em both eat scrapple. Blech!

re: #218 UFO TOFU

Fontucky

re: #215 rawmuse

Yeah.... it is like a bar in that respect.

re: #207 LanceKates

see, now you're getting all fancy. I wanted something low-key. Now I'm going to have to put on pants and a CLEAN shirt.

*sigh*

A strategic bow would work if you don't wanna' wear pants.

re: #216 redc1c4

first break nothing... by the end of the introduction.

re: #222 wolfie

They ought make 'em both eat scrapple. Blech!

Do the Amish even vote? Because candidates pandering to them would be interesting TV.

re: #38 rwmofo

How come this woman NEVER smiles?

Because she was finally forced to listen to one of her "Spice Girls" CD's.

re: #194 unclassifiable

And soon you'll begin to realize that you really are a politcal slut.

By November you'll be calling John McCain daddy.

LMAO!

re: #214 OldLineTexan

I've never seen footgae of her eating.

I suppose it's because that inner set of stainless-steel jaws might be...off-putting.

Inside Cackle's mouth...

re: #223 Sifty
Okay, that one officially makes you a local!

re: #208 rwmofo

Has Mrs. Clinton been photographed eating a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich yet?

What self-respecting Phill Cheese Steak Sandwich would want to be eaten by her?

re: #226 MandyManners

A strategic bow would work if you don't wanna' wear pants.

I don't wear bows.

As it turns out, I am male.
Now, I do want to wear a bow TIE at some point.

Those are just so nerdy that I like them.

re: #226 MandyManners

A strategic bow would work if you don't wanna' wear pants.

Whoa...that was a dis.

At least suggest a strategically-placed necktie...

re: #228 OldLineTexan

Do the Amish even vote? Because candidates pandering to them would be interesting TV.

Don't the Amish have pitchforks?

re: #228 OldLineTexan

Do the Amish even vote? Because candidates pandering to them would be interesting TV.

HA HA HA HA :D :D
No they don't.
But could we fool the Dems into thinking that they do?!

re: #238 MandyManners

Don't the Amish have pitchforks?

I would imagine they do.

I know they have really big wooden mallets to smack barn parts into place.

re: #232 UFO TOFU

oh yeah. But sweet.
Sweet enough, anyway.

re: #217 song_and_dance_man

Not sure, but there is a recent vid of her throwing back shots of whiskey.

Imaging Cackle's cackle when she's toasted!

Did you see the video of Steve Doocy's son asking McCain about the Hillary shooters?

re: #206 Fat Jolly Penguin

Ah, what the hell. Where's that refrigerator?

Well since someone brought up appliances I will predict that tonight's debate is going to resemble a Cylon staff meeting.

re: #234 LanceKates

I don't wear bows.

As it turns out, I am male.
Now, I do want to wear a bow TIE at some point.

Those are just so nerdy that I like them.

Well, you could strap on a bow tie if you'd like.

re: #240 OldLineTexan

That's a myth spread around by the Amish women.

re: #236 OldLineTexan

Whoa...that was a dis.

At least suggest a strategically-placed necktie...

Why am I thinking of Dilbert's tie?

re: #228 OldLineTexan

Hillary: "My opponent is for CRAZY things like elecricity and engines... I've always been for-gainst modest clothing and simple, but hard-working ways!"

Obama: "Whatever, they're just bitter people holding on to their religion because they hate people of color. I clearly transcend racial bigotry as my comments and choice of spiritual advisors show."

re: #249 song_and_dance_man

The (D)'s really should think about traveling puppet shows if they want the Amish vote.

CHANGETH!

re: #229 Bob in Breckenridge

Because she was finally forced to listen to one of her "Spice Girls" CD's.

Ha! OK, maybe I'll stop asking why now, but I'll still track the new pics.

did anyone hear michelle o. say " i had me a "workin' class upbringin' "
rush played that today. in other words, she's just like the rednecks her husband insults. unbelievable.

re: #252 song_and_dance_man

Let's HOPETH

Yes Thou Mayst!

re: #249 song_and_dance_man
Punch and Judy would be nice.

re: #240 OldLineTexan

I would imagine they do.

I know they have really big wooden mallets to smack barn parts into place.

I'd hate to get them pissed at me.

Wait. Aren't they pacifists?

re: #256 MandyManners

Passive Aggressive.

re: #217 song_and_dance_man

Not sure, but there is a recent vid of her throwing back shots of whiskey.

Imaging Cackle's cackle when she's toasted!

Fortunately for us, she only sipped it. I would have been impressed if she had knocked it down and asked for another. She has a long way to go before getting my vote though - somewhere between never and never ever.

re: #258 LanceKates

Passive Aggressive.

I despise PA pukes.

re: #260 MandyManners

PA passive aggressive or PA Pennsylvania?

*grin*

re: #253 nyc redneck

To be expected next: "I had me a Smith&Wesson but I done losed it at church."

The members of the Trinity Church are bitter. They cling to their racism and cult in these bitter times.

What about Lazy Aggressive? Is there such a thing? I think I'm Lazy Aggressive.

They're predicting snow showers in Portland this weekend. I can't wait for another neighbor to lecture me about global warming.