re: #1 savage_nation

traitor

Putz.

Obama / Carter 08 !

Even his brother Billy is ashamed.

Carter is an imbecile and a disgrace to the civilized world. Someone please grant him an Iranian passport and a one-way ticket to hell...

Carter would be Obama's Bitch
Lol

Rabbit Bait urges 'em to stop firing.

Hey Bait, go hang around the impact zone for awhile will ya'!

Most of the lizards here are good people and never wish harm to come to another human being. Well....I am not one of them.

I wonder if the press release will look like this:
(OK, it's a repeat, but a good one)

Carter, Mashaal Announce Plan for Mideast Peace

Damascus. (CNN – Caliphate-Nazi News)

Former President Jimmy Carter and Hamas Leader Khaled Mashaal announced the final solution for Mideast peace. Hamas and Syria have agreed to recognize the state of Israel, after Carter's plan is put into motion.

The plan involves the Israeli government being taken over by the UN and the US State Department. “This is the culmination of all the years of my presidency,” the Nobel Peace Prize winner Carter said. “We all agree the problem that is preventing peace in the Mideast is that Israel is run by Jews; therefore, by replacing their government with one that is willing to understand the concerns of their neighbors, there will be peace.”

The Jews will still have rights to a homeland, but they will be concentrated in the Negev. “The Jews were able to make the desert bloom, so they should be quite comfortable in the camps that will be constructed there,” said former President Carter.

Reaction from world leaders was strong approval.

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice said “I salute former President Carter for his effort, and look forward to my new position as Prime Minister of Israel.” She then left just as the Israeli press arrived, having been forced to enter through the back door.

Barack Obama cheered the result. “I have known for 20 years that a solution like this was needed; finally there will be peace. I have offered former President Carter the position of Secretary of State, when I win the election.” He also said that he would now go under the name B. Hussein Obama.

Hillary Clinton also praised the deal but said “I had almost negotiated this deal, while under rocket fire, but the signed papers disappeared when I went to ask Bill about a stained blue burkha that I found under the desk in the meeting tent.”

John McCain, the Republican nominee for President, said something different, showing he is out of touch with world opinion.

“The UN, the Ummah of Nations, strongly supports this peace treaty.” Secretary General Ban Ki-Moonbat also said, “We have already recognized Mahmoud Abbas as the Israeli ambassador to the UN, and he will be moving in 'as soon as the stench is gone' from the rooms formerly occupied by Jews.”

The president of Iran, Ahmadinejad, said “We welcome this development, but we will not cease in our peaceful nuclear program as long as a single Jew remains alive.”

Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela, also praised the accord. “Venezuela is pleased the world has come to understand the problems of our world. We have started rounding up Venezuelan Jews to send them to the new camps in Israel.”

The Saudi Arabian government issued a statement that “In honor of these historic accords, we will call for a 'free gas' day once they are implemented. We will even give Jews free gas, but of a very special kind.”

Adolph Hitler could not be reached for comment.

re: #4 LeftJustAintRight

Obama / Carter 08 !

For president/VP of IRAN

Quisling made it into the dictionary.

He's gonna' lose his spot to Rabbit Bait.

re: #3 savage_nation

POS

Bozoid.

re: #13 Kosh's Shadow

For president/VP of IRAN

Well if that's what they want to call it after sharia law replaces the constitution ?

re: #11 Nevergiveup

Most of the lizards here are good people and never wish harm to come to another human being. Well....I am not one of them.

That's OK. Carter and the Hamassholes don't count as human.

I can just imagine the discussion between Carter and Hamas...

Carter: "U'mm be a little reasonable here, I can't go back to the US with a peace treaty that calls for the slaughter of Jews and destruction of Israel. You have to give me something to work with here!"
Hamas: "Well how about if we just call it annexation and march the Jews into the sea?"
Carter: "I knew you would see it my way..."

Perhaps on the way back to America, he can stop in Berlin and lay a wreath at Hitler's bunker

re: #4 LeftJustAintRight

Obama / Carter 08 !

This time my CAD program just hurled memory access violations all over hell and gone.

And a voice of sanity is heard: Rep. Myrick calls for revocation of Carter's passport.

Good idea. While their at it they should take his shoes and belt as well.

We need to ammend the constitution so that we have to power to remove the title of "former president" from lunatic, Jew hating peanut farmers when they go off the deep end.

He already has Habitat for Humanity in his pocket, what's next? Suicide Belts for Humanity? Sheesh.

re: #17 LeftJustAintRight

Well if that's what they want to call it after sharia law replaces the constitution ?

I was thinking they'd be better than Amadmanonjihad.

If Obamanation is elected, will the caliphate be run from Tehran or DC?

"it is necessary to talk to all parties to achieve peace between the Palestinians and Israel."

And Carter has the authority to do......what?

re: #4 LeftJustAintRight

Obama / Carter 08 !

CARTER/OBAMA

after all, Jimmuh was a one termer. He can run again

re: #27 savage_nation

Is this visit going to be Wannsee 2?

No, Annapolis was Wannsee 2. This is Wannsee 3.

Do my eyes deceive me or is the Tag bigger for Jimmy Carter than John McCain in the storm cloud. Yuck. Too much attention for a second rate former Persident.

an oldie but a goodie

re: #24 Kosh's Shadow

If Obamanation is elected, will the caliphate be run from Tehran or DC?

DC will be the new Mecca
The White House will be a Mosque for the mullahs

In the future, people will call traitors Jimmy Carters.

re: #22 USBeast

And a voice of sanity is heard: Rep. Myrick calls for revocation of Carter's passport.

Good idea. While their at it they should take his shoes and belt as well.

While they're at it...

Sister Daniel Mary is spinning in her grave.

Jimmy must have been freebasing the pesticides back on the old peanut farm.

For a moment I imagined Arafish was alive and the image of Dhimmi Carter tongue kissing him came to my mind.... Aaaaarggghh .... Excuse me while I walk outside to puke my lungs off...

"The former U.S. president said he urged Hamas leaders from the Gaza Strip to stop militants from firing rockets into southern Israel..."

Problem solved! Time for another Nobel!
/

re: #18 Kosh's Shadow

That's OK. Carter and the Hamassholes don't count as human.

Someone I was once writing stuff for publication for once told me that we as polemicists have to dehumanize our opponents. I disagreed with him. I said that our opponents have by their choice of beliefs and actions dehumanized themselves. All we as polemicists have to do is observe and accurately describe their beliefs and actions.

Unfortunately, the editor and publisher I was writing for dehumanized himself by joining the National Alliance.

Carter is violating the

Logan Act

big time.

He should be prosecuted.

(& he is making our country look weak and divided.)

Jimmy gets an award....
Yahoo pic

Former U.S. president Jimmy Carter receives the 'President's Medal' following a speech at the American University in Cairo, AUC in Cairo, Egypt, Thursday, April 17,

Don't remember who it was, but some Israeli leader said "There'll never be peace until the Paleostinians love there children more than they hate us". How profound (and true).
Yet Jimmy the dhimmi cannot figure that out after all these years- That the savages are not interested in peace if peace means Israel survives.

wish he would stick to raising goobers.

re: #38 Clareman

For a moment I imagined Arafish was alive and the image of Dhimmi Carter tongue kissing him came to my mind.... Aaaaarggghh .... Excuse me while I walk outside to puke my lungs off...

Sure hope Carter didn't catch the same bug that killed Arafat...

re: #44 Bob in Breckenridge

Golda

re: #37 bulwrk

Great avatar

re: #46 LoFlyer

Sure hope Carter didn't catch the same bug that killed Arafat...

One can always dream...

re: #22 USBeast

And a voice of sanity is heard:

re: #48 Ojoe

thanks

re: #22 USBeast

And a voice of sanity is heard:

re: #44 Bob in Breckenridge

Don't remember who it was, but some Israeli leader said "There'll never be peace until the Paleostinians love there children more than they hate us". How profound (and true).
Yet Jimmy the dhimmi cannot figure that out after all these years- That the savages are not interested in peace if peace means Israel survives.

Golda

I voted for Carter when I was 18. It was my first time to vote and is proof that I was really too young to vote.

Also...for years I thought that Jimmy started Habitat for Humanity. Then a friend who works for Habitat for Humanity told me he did not. My friend seemed up set that Jimmy seemed to get the credit for what someone else started.

Jimmy need to go home and stay there!

re: #40 song_and_dance_man

Jimmy should endorse a designer jock strap.

Guaranteed to induce crotch rot, crabs, rash, itching, swelling at no extra cost.

re: #49 Clareman

One can always dream...

Don't want to wish ill upon anyone, especially AIDS. I would be happy if Carter would sit down and STFU!

I heard they gave Jimmy a vest the other day

re: #47 Meremortal

Golda

Thanks.

/I was almost certain it wasn't Omert.

re: #58 LeftJustAintRight

I heard they gave Jimmy a vest the other day

what he needs is a straight jacket

* self deleted *

re: #2 Nevergiveup

Putz.

Seconded.

re: #59 Bob in Breckenridge

Thanks.

/I was almost certain it wasn't Omert.

*snort*

re: #58 LeftJustAintRight

I heard they gave Jimmy a vest the other day

Were they fitting him up for a sploding vest?

re: #22 USBeast

And a voice of sanity is heard:

St. Fruitcake

re: #58 LeftJustAintRight

I heard they gave Jimmy a vest the other day

Let's hope they try to show him how to use it when he's meeting Mashaal.
"What does this button do?"

re: #53 Bob in Breckenridge

Does she have an email address?

re: #40 song_and_dance_man

Jimmy should endorse a designer jock strap.

Thank God you didn't say he should wear one.

/BRAIN BLEACH! WHERE'S THE BRAIN BLEACH?!

re: #32 LeftJustAintRight

DC will be the new Mecca
The White House will be a Mosque for the mullahs

I think it's the Capitol that will be the great mosque. Picture it w/ minarets.

re: #42 Ojoe

Carter is violating the

Have a Obama/Carter 08 day
Gotta run

re: #70 Ojoe

Does she have an email address?

i think it would be myrick.house.gov. that's how they all are.

re: #44 Bob in Breckenridge

Don't remember who it was, but some Israeli leader said "There'll never be peace until the Paleostinians love there children more than they hate us". How profound (and true).
Yet Jimmy the dhimmi cannot figure that out after all these years- That the savages are not interested in peace if peace means Israel survives.

he knows this, but he is such an egomaniac, he actually thinks he can enlighten and influence the savages and bring abt, peace.
it's all abt. him.

I would assume that he has Secret Service, right? Boy, do I feel sorry for those guys.

re: #76 Bob in Breckenridge

i think it would be myrick.house.gov. that's how they all are.

Yep, that's it.

re: #66 uncle_monkey

That and cut all funding to his center, which has sucked what, $20M off taxpayers since 2001?

And probably another 10M from the Suads...Who does Carter have more empathy with, The Sauds or the American citizens?

re: #65 LeftJustAintRight

Were they fitting him up for a sploding vest?

It at least needs to be the kind of vest that has the sleeves that tie up.

re: #77 nyc redneck

he knows this, but he is such an egomaniac, he actually thinks he can enlighten and influence the savages and bring abt, peace.
it's all abt. him.

No, I think Carter actually wants to destroy Israel. He's been an anti-Semite for years.

re: #78 ROP?LOL

I would assume that he has Secret Service, right? Boy, do I feel sorry for those guys.

We were wondering collectively a while back how many of them would choose to sit this trip out.

The former U.S. president said he urged Hamas leaders from the Gaza Strip to stop militants from firing rockets into southern Israel.

Dhimmi, you're such a dawdling twit. The ENTIRE group is militant. So the Militant leaders are being urged to stop militants. Brilliant. I can see deductive and inductive reasoning wasn't your strong suit.

re: #70 Ojoe

Does she have an email address?

Mount.hertzel.il.co

re: #78 ROP?LOL

I would assume that he has Secret Service, right? Boy, do I feel sorry for those guys.

Clinton will be the last President to get Secret Service protection for life.

Starting with Bush, he and all succeeding presidents will only get it for 10 years after they get out of office.

re: #88 Bob in Breckenridge

Clinton will be the last President to get Secret Service protection for life.

Starting with Bush, he and all succeeding presidents will only get it for 10 years after they get out of office.

Really. Why?

re: #81 LoFlyer

And probably another 10M from the Suads...Who does Carter have more empathy with, The Sauds or the American citizens?

/Follow the money!

re: #83 Kosh's Shadow

No, I think Carter actually wants to destroy Israel. He's been an anti-Semite for years.

There can be no other explanation for his literal and philosophical embrace of Hamas and what it stands for.

No other explanation.

re: #70 Ojoe

Does she have an email address?

re: #79 Bob in Breckenridge

Yep, that's it.

Don't forget to email your own Rep. and let them know you support this. This will have a bigger effect than just emailing Rep Myrick.

re: #78 ROP?LOL

I would assume that he has Secret Service, right? Boy, do I feel sorry for those guys.

I'm sure a secret service agent thats under performing gets threaten with the carter detail.

re: #90 Nevergiveup

Really. Why?

They changed the law during Clinton's 2nd term. Cost, I guess.

re: #80 song_and_dance_man

I got your Jimmy right here!

/grabs crotch.

Do you mean Little Jimmy!

re: #41 The Other Les

Someone I was once writing stuff for publication for once told me that we as polemicists have to dehumanize our opponents. I disagreed with him. I said that our opponents have by their choice of beliefs and actions dehumanized themselves. All we as polemicists have to do is observe and accurately describe their beliefs and actions.

Unfortunately, the editor and publisher I was writing for dehumanized himself by joining the National Alliance.

Well, I think you're letting them off the hook. Animals are basically amoral. We can figuratively say that a human is "an animal" or "sub-human," but the fact they they are human is why we can condemn them in the first place.
I prefer to say that they are evil.....or satanic...or diabolical....spiritually and intellectually malignant.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste...

re: #73 Russkilitlover

That's why I asked what authority he has. Logan act says "acting without authority." I'm wondering if he does, indeed, have authority from someone.

The State Dept. told him not to take this little vacation to meet with the Splodeys. He has no authority, unless there was some secret amendment to the Constitution granting some sort of authority to KosKids. I wouldn't put it past Dingy Reid.

By rights, there should be federal agents waiting at his arrival gate.

re: #93 USBeast

Don't forget to email your own Rep. and let them know you support this. This will have a bigger effect than just emailing Rep Myrick.

I would, but my schlep, I mean rep, is lib dimocrap Mark Udall. Why waste my time?

re: #40 song_and_dance_man

Jimmy should endorse a designer jock strap.

I was thinking of something more along the lines of this, since it doesn't actually solve the problem of assh*les, but just makes the assh*les feel better.

/or something like that

re: #92 Li'l Mamzer

There can be no other explanation for his literal and philosophical embrace of Hamas and what it stands for.

No other explanation.

Read Jimmy Carter's War Against the Jews

My perennial lament: it's times like these that I wish that Jimmy's winning the inaugural Idiotarian of the Year did not preclude his eligibility in all subsequent years.

That's one election he'd win at least twice and the only one which would make me proud to say "I voted for Carter."

But as Charles once said (I'm paraphrasing, but not too far off the mark), "It's his and it's his forever."

re: #66 uncle_monkey

That and cut all funding to his center, which has sucked what, $20M off taxpayers since 2001?

I'm writing my congressman & senators to suggest that. It's an outrage that we should be paying one dime to glorify that jerk.

re: #83 Kosh's Shadow

No, I think Carter actually wants to destroy Israel. He's been an anti-Semite for years.

i think he would love to have a legacy as the m.e. peace maker. if he could. i too think he would love to see israel destroyed but he is not going to get that.

re: #105 wolfie

they are already discussing it.

re: #99 BGOH

The State Dept. told him not to take this little vacation to meet with the Splodeys. He has no authority, unless there was some secret amendment to the Constitution granting some sort of authority to KosKids. I wouldn't put it past Dingy Reid.

By rights, there should be federal agents waiting at his arrival gate.

Clinton was furious with Carter and his worthless NK treaty in '93. The whole world can see what a dismal failure it was. Clinton held her tongue, out of professional courtesy. The US should have never ratified that treaty....

re: #99 BGOH

The State Dept. told him not to take this little vacation to meet with the Splodeys. He has no authority, unless there was some secret amendment to the Constitution granting some sort of authority to KosKids. I wouldn't put it past Dingy Reid.

By rights, there should be federal agents waiting at his arrival gate.

All the more reason to use the Logan Act. If he did have some authority, I think we need to know who it is.

re: #100 Bob in Breckenridge

I would, but my schlep, I mean rep, is lib dimocrap Mark Udall. Why waste my time?

I hear ya, but if enough of Udall's constituents "waste" their time he might get the hint.

In the immortal words of Mel Brooks: "This could mean our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

re: #95 Bob in Breckenridge

They changed the law during Clinton's 2nd term. Cost, I guess.

Just seems dangerous. They are such kidnap rich targets. Of course not that I am trying to give anyone in Syria any ideas?

re: #110 USBeast

I hear ya, but if enough of Udall's constituents "waste" their time he might get the hint.

In the immortal words of Mel Brooks: "This could mean our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen!"

Mel Brooks is so friggin' funny...

re: #100 Bob in Breckenridge

I would, but my schlep, I mean rep, is lib dimocrap Mark Udall. Why waste my time?

You never know. They're all whores. If enough people write him, he could go along with the flow. You never know.

re: #108 LoFlyer

Clinton was furious with Carter and his worthless NK treaty in '93. The whole world can see what a dismal failure it was. Clinton held her tongue, out of professional courtesy. The US should have never ratified that treaty....

Are you talking about Bill Clinton's treaty with NK? What didn't you like about it?

re: #106 nyc redneck

i think he would love to have a legacy as the m.e. peace maker. if he could. i too think he would love to see israel destroyed but he is not going to get that.

That is the only thing that could possibly redeem him in the annals of history. His administration was nothing but a complete and utter failure. So, in short, I think you are dead on here.

On a side note, I would like to know how Slick Willy is going to save his historical reputation now that his wife is out there savaging it in order to get herself a second shot at decorating the White House. We all know that he was concerned with little outside of his historic legacy while he was president. Hillary's campaign has to be killing him inside.

re: #106 nyc redneck

i think he would love to have a legacy as the m.e. peace maker. if he could. i too think he would love to see israel destroyed but he is not going to get that.

Dhimmi's legacy and the destruction of Israel are not mutually exclusive in his mind.

Jimmy Carter held another meeting with officials from the Islamic militant group Hamas on Thursday, arguing it is necessary to talk to all parties to achieve peace between the Palestinians and Israel.

Can somebody give me a list of all the conflicts in the world that have been solved by talky-talky, without a prior ass-pounding?

re: #114 marjoriemoon

Are you talking about Bill Clinton's treaty with NK? What didn't you like about it?

LOL! That bomb came out of Carter's lovefest with Kim Jong II...

The economy was doing very well until the Democrats took control of congress in '06.

The Democrats should just apologize to the nation for their dismal failure and remove their candidates from the presidential election.

re: #117 Alouette

Can somebody give me a list of all the conflicts in the world that have been solved by talky-talky, without a prior ass-pounding?

List coming right up!

1).................

re: #117 Alouette

Can somebody give me a list of all the conflicts in the world that have been solved by talky-talky, without a prior ass-pounding?

Sure! Here it is:

re: #111 Nevergiveup

Just seems dangerous. They are such kidnap rich targets. Of course not that I am trying to give anyone in Syria any ideas?

This is from wiki-

Congress passed legislation in 1994 stating that presidents elected to office after January 1, 1997 will receive Secret Service protection for 10 years after leaving office. Individuals elected to office prior to January 1, 1997 will continue to receive lifetime protection (Treasury Department Appropriations Act, 1995: Public Law 103-329).

Likely posted already, but as deduced by myself, several other lizards, and a few other bloggers, the Yale self-abortion art project turns out to be a fake:

[Link: www.nysun.com...]

re: #120 DesertSage

The economy was doing very well until the Democrats took control of congress in '06.

The Democrats should just apologize to the nation for their dismal failure and remove their candidates from the presidential election.

But their strategy is working, drive it into the ground and demand CHANGE!

DRINK!

BBIALW

re: #124 looking closely

Likely posted already, but as deduced by myself, several other lizards, and a few other bloggers, the Yale self-abortion art project turns out to be a fake:

[Link: www.nysun.com...]

The entire project is an art piece, a creative fiction designed to draw attention to the ambiguity surrounding form and function of a woman’s body."

What's her major? I don't recall a lot of ambiguity in my anatomy, physiology, bio-chem classes.

re: #124 looking closely

Likely posted already, but as deduced by myself, several other lizards, and a few other bloggers, the Yale self-abortion art project turns out to be a fake:

[Link: www.nysun.com...]

What in the holy hell? William F. Buckley is laughing in his grave, I'm sure. Yale has officially become a secularist joke.