jimmah carter, the shit-heeled cur from plains, ga.

Idiot.

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I'd like to say what I wish would happen to Jimmuh, but I'll refrain.

/if you can't say anything nice...

/don't want the stick, either

The publicity put out by his detractors made him more determined to pursue a different way with Hamas.

The only acceptable "different way" would be the way home.

re: #6 MandyManners

The only acceptable "different way" would be the way home.

No, some of us would prefer that he not return, either.

re: #1 BulgarWheat

jimmah carter, the shit-heeled cur from plains, ga.

Watch it. Curs will sue you for libel.

In a pathetically transparent attempt at belated damage control, the spin being put on Jimmy Carter’s visit to Syria to hang out with genocidal terrorist thugs is that he’s trying to get Hamas to release kidnapped Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit:

Swap Jimmuh for the brave soldier? DO IT!

re: #7 JamesTKirk

No, some of us would prefer that he not return, either.

I wish he would just fade away.

Big surprise there. Jimmy Carter is the worst excuse for a president this country has ever had, past or present, and he's desperately trying to get himself some Leftists relevance before he kicks the bucket.

He wants a legacy. Unfortunately, the legacy he wants glorifies genocidal maniacs and dictators.

The sooner he realizes the horrible damage he's done, to the US and to his reputation, the better. But I won't hold my breath.

I have an idea.
Let's trade him for Shalit.

jimmy was the worst prez IN and OUT of office, bar none!

Jimmah keeps reaching for new lows, and achieving them.
He is by far and away the most vile faux diplomat ever foisted upon the US.

re: #11 American_Infidel_Dog

Big surprise there. Jimmy Carter is the worst excuse for a president this country has ever had, past or present, and he's desperately trying to get himself some Leftists relevance before he kicks the bucket.

He wants a legacy. Unfortunately, the legacy he wants glorifies genocidal maniacs and dictators.

The sooner he realizes the horrible damage he's done, to the US and to his reputation, the better. But I won't hold my breath.

Even if he realizes it, he will never admit it.

We can't say that he's the Twelfth Cylon.

A real martyr's complex that poor boy has. "I'm sweetly suffering! I'm sweetly suffering!"

/because detractors keep pointing out what a disgraceful POS he is.

re: #12 Kosh's Shadow

GMTA, Kosh!

re: #16 The Other Les

We can't say that he's the Twelfth Cylon.

[Link: www.theslackerz.com...]

Previous efforts to broker a prisoner exchange deal between Hamas and Israel involving the soldier, who was captured by Palestinian fighters in a 2006 raid on Israeli territory, have floundered.

"Floundered"?! How incredibly insulting. More like straight up ignored.

re: #11 American_Infidel_Dog

[Jimmy Carter] wants a legacy.

I wouldn't mind if he got one. There is a condition that is prerequisite to leaving a legacy.

HEADLINE

DAMASCUS--- Chinless Ophthalmologist meets Brainless Peanut farmer.

I would like to send a plane to bring Carter home out of courtesy to his age and in consideration of his contributions to humanity. I happen to have a old British " de Havilland Comet" available. Come on Jimmy get on board!

The Producers and Phil McGraw himself when contacted by Ms Carter and other family members about "intervention" with Jimmy's mental problems , refused to enter the fray, citing national security issues and self preservation of their own family and friends from the mad dog terrorist Carter hangs with.

AP

drop the 'president', substitute it with 'person'.

He is, simply, the worst. How about this.

re: #15 MandyManners

Good point. Leftists NEVER admit when they are wrong, because right and wrong don't exist for them.

It's too discriminatory to even consider that there is a "right" and "wrong" in the world!

When Jimmah was President, I thought he was a generally decent and honorable, well-intentioned man with a slew of bad ideas. I was quite young and idealistic then.

Now, I'm older and wiser. Now, I think he's just friggin' CRAZY.

Wait, maybe Jimmy smuggled some poison into the meeting and slipped it into their tea.

Secret agent Jimmy!

Don't judge a book by its cover.

☪ Jimmah ☪

It's time that we write to our Senators and Members of the House and ask them to write and and pass to rename the USS JIMMY CARTER to the something else.

Any suggestions?

Guys sorry to go OT so soon but this was posted at the end of the last thread and I think it is important.

re: #862 taxfreekiller

OT
But an important OT.

Be part of the solution.
Fight the loon Democrats in the House and Senate.

Nancy is doing all she can to keep the Save Act by Heath Schuller from reaching the 218 votes needed in the House to by pass the committee she has set up to kill it, so help Roy Beck and numbers U.S.A. get it past her.

[Link: [Link: www.numbersusa.com...]...]
fax, e-mail, call,
all the help you need is there

"Its your country and you can take it back from the loons"
all you have to do is act, and ask others to act

thank you from U.S.A.

That is a great site. Last summer I think I sent 100 faxes and e-mails to my reps. Called a few time as well. Folks, please click on the link (or save it for later) and check this site out. IT WORKED re the immigration deal they were trying to cram down our throats last summer.

When he returns, divert his flight to Gitmo (they do have a runway that'll handle commercial aircraft there), and kick his ass down the stairway.

re: #31 The Other Les

It's time that we write to our Senators and Members of the House and ask them to write and and pass to rename the USS JIMMY CARTER to the something else.

Any suggestions?

How about the USS ERIC CARTMAN?

He is optimistic that the meeting will advance efforts to end the soldier’s saga

These f*ckers would probably release Gilad just to make jhimmi look good- if the poor man's still alive, that is.

re: #27 American_Infidel_Dog

Good point. Leftists NEVER admit when they are wrong, because right and wrong don't exist for them.

It's too discriminatory to even consider that there is a "right" and "wrong" in the world!

...except for Republicans. Concepts like "wrong" and "evil", which don't exist in the world otherwise, are continually applied to Republicans.

Fu*ken Tool!

Previous efforts to broker a prisoner exchange deal between Hamas and Israel involving the soldier, who was captured by Palestinian fighters in a 2006 raid on Israeli territory, have floundered.

Jimmy's just one helicoptor away this time, too.

It's been said many times before. Revoke his passport or try him for sedition. Undermining the foreign policy of the government is not a trivial matter and this should not be tolerated, regardless of (and especially due to) his former office. He lends credibility where none should exist, encourages enemy combatants and nation-states and threatens the security of our allies.

Prison, now. I am quite serious.

re: #34 Alouette

How about the USS ERIC CARTMAN?

Respect mah authoriteh!

re: #27 American_Infidel_Dog

Good point. Leftists NEVER admit when they are wrong, because right and wrong don't exist for them.

It's too discriminatory to even consider that there is a "right" and "wrong" in the world!

For the left- evil is the victim of Good.

re: #38 chinesearithmetic

Previous efforts to broker a prisoner exchange deal between Hamas and Israel involving the soldier, who was captured by Palestinian fighters in a 2006 raid on Israeli territory, have floundered.

Jimmy's just one helicoptor away this time, too.

Jimmy has always been "one helicopter short of a rescue", if you know what I mean.

I think this cartoon sums up Jimmah pretty well.

(Courtesy of Cox and Forkum)

re: #27 American_Infidel_Dog

Good point. Leftists NEVER admit when they are wrong, because right and wrong don't exist for them.

It's too discriminatory to even consider that there is a "right" and "wrong" in the world!

Perpetual toddlerhood.

re: #19 JamesTKirk

[Link: www.theslackerz.com...]

I recall that when the MIAMI VICE movie was being made that the producers ask EJO to reprise his role from the series. He responded by sending them a tape of himself glaring at the camera on a loop for twenty minutes.

Where's a rabbit when you need one!

I'm reminded of a scene from the Andy Griffith Show where Andy looks at Opie, shakes his head sadly, and says, "And to think that I was actually happy when you learned to talk."

BBL

re: #8 MandyManners

hmmm? good point.

re: #36 JamesTKirk

...except for Republicans. Concepts like "wrong" and "evil", which don't exist in the world otherwise, are continually applied to Republicans.

...as well as to anyone that doesn't agree with them. After all, they are (in their own deranged minds) the force for right and justice in this world, and if we disagree with them, we disagree with that which is right and just, and therefore MUST be evil.

I'm a Lockean Conservative (aka Constitutional Libertarian), and I get lumped in with Republicans all the time as being part of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

And Ernst Uhrlau will bail out Ron Arad.

/mmm kool-aid!

re: #31 The Other Les

It's time that we write to our Senators and Members of the House and ask them to write and and pass to rename the USS JIMMY CARTER to the something else.

Any suggestions?

The USS Robert D. Stetham.

A true Navy hero.

☭ Jimmah ☭

re: #51 Ward Cleaver

The USS Robert D. Stetham.

A true Navy hero.

Stethem

PIMF

Dear Lizards,perhaps you have not heard, none other than Barry Obama said that Carter has a right to do this. Come on, I said Barry!

re: #43 gman

I think this

re: #51 Ward Cleaver

I second that one!

re: #54 opnion

if Carter can snuggle up with and encourage the terrorists, why can't I cling to my guns and my faith?

re: #54 opnion

Dear Lizards,perhaps you have not heard, none other than Barry Obama said that Carter has a right to do this. Come on, I said Barry!

Barry's been smoking hopium again.

re: #31 The Other Les

It's time that we write to our Senators and Members of the House and ask them to write and and pass to rename the USS JIMMY CARTER to the something else.

Any suggestions?

How about the McCain (after McCain's father or grandfather)?

And re-name the next target ship the Carter, just before sinking it. [next statement deleted]

Who ever thought Billy would end up being the respectable one?

re: #57 BulgarWheat

if Carter can snuggle up with and encourage the terrorists, why can't I cling to my guns and my faith?

Because you're not as bitter as he is.

re: #56 marge45b

I second that one!

He popped right into my mind. Plus, he's a victim of Carter's bungling.

the spin being put on Jimmy Carter’s visit to Syria to hang out with genocidal terrorist thugs is that he’s trying to get Hamas to release kidnapped Israeli soldier Gilad Shalit

That's the same spin Reverand Wright uses to justify his trip to Libya... (ostensibly) to free Lt. Goodman.

In January 1984, Jesse Jackson travelled to Libya and Syria along with Jeremiah Wright and Louis Farrakhan. The mission's peaceful purpose was accomplished, as they secured the release of Goodman, who was essentially a prisoner of war.

U.S. President Ronald Reagan welcomed LT Goodman at the White House January 4, 1984, hours after he and Rev. Jackson arrived back in the U.S.

Of course, Wright was there with Farrakhan to panhandle for billions.

How much will the Carter Center garner from these thugs?

New technology capture an image of Rabbit Bait's soul.

Carter is very upbeat

I agree with that, if by "upbeat" you mean "stupid".

re: #43 gman

I think this

re: #57 BulgarWheat

if Carter can snuggle up with and encourage the terrorists, why can't I cling to my guns and my faith?

Because he's not a bitter, disaffected middle class American from flyover country like you are.

Off to watch BSG

Sorry, guys, but Jimmy isn't the most traitorous ex-president.

That signal dishonor goes to John Tyler, who at the time of his death was a member of the Confederate Congress.

Jimmy comes a close second, however.

re: #57 BulgarWheat

if Carter can snuggle up with and encourage the terrorists, why can't I cling to my guns and my faith?

because carter's not bitter, like you.

/

re: #61 buzzsawmonkey

well, I am willing to learn.

He will want to address the Democratic Convention- that should prove interesting if not revealing!

re: #64 jcm

New technology capture an image of

Compare Jimmie's post office activities with Hebert Hoover's. It's amazing how far we have fallen in who we elect President.

re: #66 zmdavid

I used your "hopium."

re: #71 BulgarWheat

well, I am willing to learn.

That, too, distinguishes you from Carter.

'It's an atrocity what is being perpetrated as punishment on the people in Gaza. It's a crime ... I think it is an abomination that this continues to go on.'
// Jimmy Carter, Apr. 17, 2008

. I don't believe that Mr. Carter has ever given a moment's thought to the fate of Gilad Shalit.

How's that working out for him? Maybe he should take a few helicopters in to rescue Shalit. Or more like it recover his remains.
On the brighter side, is this a great country or what? A complete dipshit can be elected President and more than 20 years after fucking up pretty much everything, can get a Nobel Peace prize, sell books, and make TV appearances. Gives me hope.

re: #76 buzzsawmonkey

dang, I ran into the buzzsaw today, or what?

heh!

re: #54 opnion

Aung San Suu Kyi has!

re: #75 MandyManners

I used your "hopium."

I didn't invent the term, I just added a Karl Marx spin to it.

re: #69 Steffan

Sorry, guys, but Jimmy isn't the most traitorous ex-president.
That signal dishonor goes to

what does carter have to do with a Kidnapped Israeli Soldier and or Israel for that matter... Nadda Ziltch rein de toutes. He is undermining Israeli Government and the U.S as well. Does he think he has any political clout what so ever.. This guy needs to continue building homes. Thats what he is good for.

re: #73 MandyManners

What is that?

A steaming pile......

re: #81 zmdavid

I didn't invent the term, I just added a Karl Marx spin to it.

Don't be so modest!

re: #69 Steffan

Sorry, guys, but Jimmy isn't the most traitorous ex-president.

Who said that? He's being called most disgraceful, although some other choice adjectives come to mind.

re: #54 opnion

Dear Lizards,perhaps you have not heard, none other than Barry Obama said that Carter has a right to do this. Come on, I said Barry!

Yeah, he's got the right to do it, but he doesn't have the intelligence not to.

re: #84 jcm

A steaming pile......

It sure is steaming.

re: #69 Steffan

The most traitorous ex President would then be George Washington who was completely disloyal to England. Lincoln, on the other hand, the bestest ever, was so loyal he was willing to order the slaugther of what, 600,000 of his fellow countrymen?

re: #83 arier_tzvi

what does carter have to do with a Kidnapped Israeli Soldier and or Israel for that matter... Nadda Ziltch rein de toutes. He is undermining Israeli Government and the U.S as well. Does he think he has any political clout what so ever.. This guy needs to continue building homes. Thats what he is good for.

yeah, I though it was an insult too. He has NEVER given a rat's ass about Israel; as a matter of fact, he's probably the most anti-Semetic president in recent history!

Carter is violating the

Logan Act.

He is violating it, violating it, violating it.

Anybody who reads this who is connected with the justice department, get this knowledge going up the chain & get the prosecution GOING.

If Dhimmi visited Auschwitz, he'd probably be thinking "So close, so close. Only another few million to go. If only the US had stayed out of the war a few more years"

Should I re-post my press release in which the Hamas-Carter final solution for peace in the mideast is revealed?

Or has everyone seen it enough to be tired of it?

re: #58 MandyManners

Barry's been smoking hopium again.

But only in the most elegant, metro sexual way.Ya know Chris Mattews has to get over that man crush.

re: #87 bosforus

Note to Barry Obama

It took guns and religion to get rid of slavery in this country.

re: #85 MandyManners

Someone brought the term "hopium" to the last thread (from youtube comments). I just ran with it.

Is it time for another Carter Center Mass Resignation yet?

Is that place a tumbleweed plantation yet?

re: #94 Ojoe

Note to Barry Obama

It took guns and religion to get rid of slavery in this country.

Just like it takes guns and religion to impose slavery in the Sudan.

re: #75 MandyManners

I used your "hopium."

Lucius Septimius saw it first, then I saw it too, in comments on a YouTube video about Obama, created by a Shillary supporter.

re: #82 Vergeltung

still think Dhimmi is worse.

I got more respect for a guy who openly stands for the other side than a scumball who says he is with you and then backstabs you every chance he gets

re: #92 Kosh's Shadow

New people read here every day. There are 2,600 people on line right now. Post it please.

re: #96 Terp Mole

Is it time for another Carter Center Mass Resignation yet?

Is that place a tumbleweed plantation yet?

Somebody should stack hay in that building.

re: #89 kansas

The most traitorous ex President would then be George Washington who was completely disloyal to England.

Except when Washington was President, we didn't belong to England anymore.

. On the return flight Carter may still have time for a stopover to give Rotten Robert Mugabe a squeeze.

re: #31 The Other Les

It's time that we write to our Senators and Members of the House and ask them to write and and pass to rename the USS JIMMY CARTER to the something else.

Any suggestions?

Actually, the current name is a good choice.

Follow me on this. The SSN23 is a special operations boat. What better name to give it than one that would have people not want to say a word about it. It becomes therefore, just another layer of OPSEC, which is a good thing.

☾ Jimmah...Jimmah. ☾

re: #69 Steffan

Sorry, guys, but Jimmy isn't the most traitorous ex-president.

That signal dishonor goes to

re: #73 MandyManners

What is that?

A steaming pile.

I don't know if anyone else has pointed this out, but isn't the disgraceful Ex-President's record on recovering hostages a little spotty?

Jimmy C is like the Revs Al and Jesse - all of them trying to prove they are still relevant in a world that has passed them by. They are no more than punchlines, and I suspect they suffer from Munchausen Syndrome - create problems so they can come in and "solve" them.

Jimmy just caused his problems 30 years ago. He's patient like that, doncha know.

None of them have anything worth hearing.

re: #34 Alouette Oh yeah, the USS Eric Clapton! I like that one a....oh, wait, sorry, misread your post.
nevermind.

re: #102 Sharmuta

Except when Washington was President, we didn't belong to England anymore.

Belong to England? I bet King George and Cornwallis didn't share that view.

Here's to hoping he attends the Democratic National Convention.

Carter, Mashaal Announce Plan for Mideast Peace

Damascus. (CNN – Caliphate-Nazi News)

Former President Jimmy Carter and Hamas Leader Khaled Mashaal announced the final solution for Mideast peace. Hamas and Syria have agreed to recognize the state of Israel, after Carter's plan is put into motion.

The plan involves the Israeli government being taken over by the UN and the US State Department. “This is the culmination of all the years of my presidency,” the Nobel Peace Prize winner Carter said. “We all agree the problem that is preventing peace in the Mideast is that Israel is run by Jews; therefore, by replacing their government with one that is willing to understand the concerns of their neighbors, there will be peace.”

The Jews will still have rights to a homeland, but they will be concentrated in the Negev. “The Jews were able to make the desert bloom, so they should be quite comfortable in the camps that will be constructed there,” said former President Carter.

Reaction from world leaders was strong approval.

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice said “I salute former President Carter for his effort, and look forward to my new position as Prime Minister of Israel.” She then left just as the Israeli press arrived, having been forced to enter through the back door.

Barack Obama cheered the result. “I have known for 20 years that a solution like this was needed; finally there will be peace. I have offered former President Carter the position of Secretary of State, when I win the election.” He also said that he would now go under the name B. Hussein Obama.

Hillary Clinton also praised the deal but said “I had almost negotiated this deal, while under rocket fire, but the signed papers disappeared when I went to ask Bill about a stained blue burkha that I found under the desk in the meeting tent.”

John McCain, the Republican nominee for President, said something different, showing he is out of touch with world opinion.

“The UN, the Ummah of Nations, strongly supports this peace treaty.” Secretary General Ban Ki-Moonbat also said, “We have already recognized Mahmoud Abbas as the Israeli ambassador to the UN, and he will be moving in 'as soon as the stench is gone' from the rooms formerly occupied by Jews.”

The president of Iran, Ahmadinejad, said “We welcome this development, but we will not cease in our peaceful nuclear program as long as a single Jew remains alive.”

Hugo Chavez, president of Venezuela, also praised the accord. “Venezuela is pleased the world has come to understand the problems of our world. We have started rounding up Venezuelan Jews to send them to the new camps in Israel.”

The Saudi Arabian government issued a statement that “In honor of these historic accords, we will call for a 'free gas' day once they are implemented. We will even give Jews free gas, but of a very special kind.”

Adolph Hitler could not be reached for comment.

OT. File this under fake but accurate.

Chelsea Clinton has been recounting a story of a young woman who died because she didn't have health care. When Chelsea got a lot of her facts wrong and was corrected by reporters, she said, " but what matters to me in the following story is that no one ever doubted that it could be true in our country."

Sheesh.

re: #110 realwest

Oh yeah, the USS Eric Clapton! I like that one a....oh, wait, sorry, misread your post.
nevermind.

The Eric Clapton wouldn't be a fast attack boat. It would be one of those 'slow approach' boats.

What a pathetic, sorry excuse for a man.

I am beginning to believe Carter has been paid by Clinton to give Clinton a legacy. Clinton says, "Look, I sucked but I wasn't as bad as Jimmy for the US."

re: #108 CyanSnowHawk

I don't know if anyone else has pointed this out, but isn't the disgraceful Ex-President's record on recovering hostages a little spotty?

Actually it's a little splattered....

re: #96 Terp Mole

Is it time for another Carter Center Mass Resignation yet?

Is that place a tumbleweed plantation yet?

I'm guessing all the ones with a conscience and a grasp of reality have already left.

re: #97 buzzsawmonkey

Showing that our religion is better.

re: #106 zmdavid

Hmm. Close call - conferates were at least honest traitors.

I wouldn'