Didn't he explode whilst drumming for Spinal Tap ?

That's the way to start the FNDT!

Cheers!

re: #2 jcm

Thanks for the reminder. I'm 14 minutes late for my first drink of the day.

Very Cool

Interesting version of the song.

re: #1 Shug

Didn't he explode whilst drumming for Spinal Tap ?

He doesn't look Muslim.

re: #1 Shug

Didn't he explode whilst drumming for Spinal Tap ?

wait, my mistake

re: #7 Shug

"You can't dust for vomit"

O'Reilley about to discuss Brigitte Bardot and her Mind Crimes

in about 2 and 2

/Chuck Woolery off

re: #3 Killgore Trout

Thanks for the reminder. I'm 14 minutes late for my first drink of the day.

I've had you covered for several hours, now.

My wife always get annoyed with me when I do a little improv on the guitar for a couple of hours....maybe it's because I'm not all that great....I dunno.

That totally rocked!

Friday Night Video: Joe Bonamassa

I was looking for Little Joe from Bonanza
:'(

Snow like crazy North of Seattle.
Traffic cam not far from where I am now.

The bass player is pretty impressive also.

re: #11 Noam Sayin'

Thanks for taking up my slack.

re: #14 DesertSage

Friday Night Video: Joe Bonamassa

I was looking for Little Joe from Bonanza
:'(

Somehow I'm thinking that would not rock quite as much.

re: #12 Nat-X

My wife always get annoyed with me when I do a little improv on the guitar for a couple of hours....maybe it's because I'm not all that great....I dunno.

Try a couple of hours of long tones and flexibility drills on the trombone. I built a special soundproof room just for that.

Blind Faith - Had To Cry Today
I love Steve Winwood's voice.

re: #17 Killgore Trout

No worries. You were in luck. I'm on vacation.

A scooterin' vacation.

Don't expect me to cover for you every Friday.

(whistling) Just noticed Reg is open.....

MSM Headline of the day: NY police on Pope watch snatch river beaver

Dangit. I just posted a link in the spinoffs on the last thread.

Is it bad form to repost the same spinoff?

re: #24 Noam Sayin'

Dangit. I just posted a link in the spinoffs on the last thread.

Is it bad form to repost the same spinoff?

as long as you don't make it a habit ...

/I do that all the time...

re: #24 Noam Sayin'

Dangit. I just posted a link in the spinoffs on the last thread.

Is it bad form to repost the same spinoff?

Not by me.

re: #23 Killgore Trout

MSM Headline of the day: NY police on Pope watch snatch river beaver.

/leave it alone, Noam.

re: #27 Noam Sayin'

Oh, please don't.

re: #15 jcm

Snow like crazy North of Seattle.
Traffic cam not far from where I am now.

Redirect link. Try this one.

re: #27 Noam Sayin'

/leave it alone, Noam.

You don't know where it's been.

Has anyone posted this today? I think it is kinda funny.

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re: #28 MandyManners

Oh, please don't.

C'mon. Snatch? Beaver?

No good could come of it.

re: #15 jcm
We're due for snow showers here in Portland this weekend.

re: #20 Killgore Trout

Blind Faith - Had To Cry Today
I love Steve Winwood's voice.

With you there, KT. I've loved listening to him since the Spencer Davis days.

"Gimme Some Lovin" is still at the top of my top ten.

re: #32 Noam Sayin'

C'mon. Snatch? Beaver?

No good could come of it.

Define "good."

The Pope loves Beavers and Killgore Trout.

re: #33 Killgore Trout

re: #15 jcm
We're due for snow showers here in Portland this weekend.

This storm is off the Bering Sea. Snow, lighting and thunder.

re: #23 Killgore Trout

MSM Headline of the day: NY police on Pope watch snatch river beaver

I don't know how to respond to that.

re: #36 DesertSage

The Pope and I sure have a lot in common.

I love Joe's playing. I first heard of him when I stumbled across the self-titled Bloodline cd back in the mid 90's.

re: #39 Killgore Trout

The Pope and I sure have a lot in common.

You guys kinda dress alike as well, at least the accessories and all.

re: #41 VegasRick

You guys kinda dress alike as well, at least the accessories and all.

Killgore wears red shoes too?

re: #42 DesertSage

Killgore wears red shoes too?

Too red shoes?

Good Evening, Lizards! It's Friday night and the wine bar is open. Grammy's having a nice Cabernet tonight. What else is on the menu?

re: #43 VegasRick

Too red shoes?

Loves me some red shoes! The Pope does, too? More in common than I thought..... :>)

/new pair of red shoes arrived yesterday!

re: #44 Grammy Cracker

Good Evening, Lizards! It's Friday night and the wine bar is open. Grammy's having a nice Cabernet tonight. What else is on the menu?

BBQ a thread back.

re: #44 Grammy Cracker

Good Evening, Lizards! It's Friday night and the wine bar is open. Grammy's having a nice Cabernet tonight. What else is on the menu?

If you were around the last thread you'd be stuffed with BBQ by now.

re: #46 jcm

BBQ a thread back.

re: #46 jcm

Ahhh...do I smell gamy buttock of troll on the barbie?

re: #48 Grammy Cracker

re: #46 jcm

Ahhh...do I smell gamy buttock of troll on the barbie?

Sorry, BBQ, burgers, Render had burger to make a Heart Doc despair.

re: #48 Grammy Cracker

re: #46 jcm

Ahhh...do I smell gamy buttock of troll on the barbie?

Registration is open right now so you never can tell.

re: #42 DesertSage

...and we both believe in evolution. The Pope's speech today wasn't as bad as it could have been. I was worried he was really going to go apeshit but he did ok.

re: #44 Grammy Cracker

Good Evening, Lizards! It's Friday night and the wine bar is open. Grammy's having a nice Cabernet tonight. What else is on the menu?

Hi Grammy! How are you and Grandpa Cracker doing? I'll have a glass of the nice Cab, thank you.

There's been talk of burgers, taters, bar-b-que, cole slaw (with Mayo for south of the Mason/Dixon line, with vinegar and oil for north of it) and some CAIR idiots roasted over a spit. But I don't recommend the latter. Bit rotten.

re: #51 Killgore Trout

...and we both believe in evolution. The Pope's speech today wasn't as bad as it could have been. I was worried he was really going to go apeshit but he did ok.

You mean, like, throw his staff on the ground and have it transform in to a serpent?

re: #51 Killgore Trout

...and we both believe in evolution. The Pope's speech today wasn't as bad as it could have been. I was worried he was really going to go apeshit but he did ok.

I am sure he greatly appreciates your support.

re: #49 jcm

Sorry, BBQ, burgers, Render had burger to make a Heart Doc despair.

Oh, MAN! I could eat that spread and die happy!

/Note to self...visit Carolina soon....

re: #16 gibsonz

The bass player is pretty impressive also.

From I found his name is Eric Czar. I've never heard of him before (maybe I should have) but I like his playing too. The drummer's name is Kenny Kramme.

re: #51 Killgore Trout

...and we both believe in evolution. The Pope's speech today wasn't as bad as it could have been. I was worried he was really going to go apeshit but he did ok.

See Killgore, the more open minded you try to be, the more you learn to like people who you disagree with.
You're evolving....heh.

re: #47 VegasRick

If you were around the last thread you'd be stuffed with BBQ by now.

What about all them burgers/cheeseburgers with mustard and ketchup, no mayo, no I don't think we ever decided for sure which was better or who made the best---but there was lots of burgers

re: #57 DesertSage

See Killgore, the more open minded you try to be, the more you learn to like people who you disagree with.
You're evolving....heh.

Killgore's Evolving....................rotating title?

Hey, all!

And welcome, hatchlings!

re: #44 Grammy Cracker

Good Evening, Lizards! It's Friday night and the wine bar is open. Grammy's having a nice Cabernet tonight. What else is on the menu?

It's just my opinion, Grammy, but the Blues calls for something stronger than wine. Got any liquor back behind that bar or yours?

re: #58 Inquisitive

What about all them burgers/cheeseburgers with mustard and ketchup, no mayo, no I don't think we ever decided for sure which was better or who made the best---but there was lots of burgers

I think I gain 4 pounds just reading those posts!

re: #29 jcm

Redirect link. Try this one.

Wow, my brother drives that every day, to Mukilteo to catch the ferry to Clinton.

very nice :thumbsup:

re: #52 Intrepid

Hi Grammy! How are you and Grandpa Cracker doing? I'll have a glass of the nice Cab, thank you.

There's been talk of burgers, taters, bar-b-que, cole slaw (with Mayo for south of the Mason/Dixon line, with vinegar and oil for north of it) and some CAIR idiots roasted over a spit. But I don't recommend the latter. Bit rotten.

We're well tonight, thanks! I missed the food talk; saw the stripper bit and skipped forward. Agreed about CAIR! Spit, then roast.

/here's your wine... *clink*, sets glass on bar...

re: #53 rawmuse

You mean, like, throw his staff on the ground and have it transform in to a serpent?

No that was George throwing half a billion into a Pally mortgage company......cept they donna't charge interest

Good one

re: #57 DesertSage

You're evolving....heh.

Blasphemy!

Death-by-PowerPoint today. Wine sounds good. Martooni sounds better.

re: #62 VegasRick

I think I gain 4 pounds just reading those posts!

Only 4 you must have a great metabolism!

re: #53 rawmuse

Nope, the Catholic church has a long standing position supporting evolution. There was talk for a while that Benedict might overturn it but it's not going to happen.

re: #69 Inquisitive

Only 4 you must have a great metabolism!

I only ate the pieces that fell off, calorie free dontcha know!

re: #63 Ward Cleaver

Wow, my brother drives that every day, to Mukilteo to catch the ferry to Clinton.

I once had a MUK U T-shirt.

re: #61 Sharmuta

It's just my opinion, Grammy, but the Blues calls for something stronger than wine. Got any liquor back behind that bar or yours?

Why, yes I do! Don't often drink it myself, but you never can tell when a friendly Lizard might need a cocktail.....What can I get you?

/2400 sq. ft. party room in old dairy barn. Bar seats 20. Belly up!

re: #65 Grammy Cracker

We're well tonight, thanks! I missed the food talk; saw the stripper bit and skipped forward. Agreed about CAIR! Spit, then roast.

/here's your wine... *clink*, sets glass on bar...

Thank ya' - where's your tip jar? I always hit the tip jar. Folks who serve deserve, after all.

[Link: profile.myspace.com...]

Red shoes?

I'm outahere...

GAME
TIME,
R

re: #73 Grammy Cracker

Why, yes I do! Don't often drink it myself, but you never can tell when a friendly Lizard might need a cocktail.....What can I get you?

/2400 sq. ft. party room in old dairy barn. Bar seats 20. Belly up!

Frozen strawberry daiquiri, please! It's my signature drink.

Micheal Steele is subbing for Hugh Hewitt.

Closing monologue.... JUST PLAIN WOW!

What should be....

STEELE '08.

re: #70 Killgore Trout

Nope, the Catholic church has a long standing position supporting evolution. There was talk for a while that Benedict might overturn it but it's not going to happen.

The Church agrees with microevolution (changes over time to a particular species), but not macroevolution (monkey becoming a man).

re: #63 Ward Cleaver

Wow, my brother drives that every day, to Mukilteo to catch the ferry to Clinton.

Got two guys here who do that, live over on Whidbey.

re: #77 jcm

Any hope McCain will tap him for VP?

re: #74 Intrepid

Thank ya' - where's tip jar? I always hit the tip jar. Folks who serve deserve, after all.

It's the little basket in the center of the main bar. But....don't the hatchlings have to serve tonight? I think the pleasure of become a Lizard is all the tip they need.... LOL

re: #71 VegasRick

I only ate the pieces that fell off, calorie free dontcha know!

Gee I wish I would have thought of doing that(LO)
If I talk about food I gain 2 pounds, look at it I gain 4, smell it gain 6, and if I eat it I gain 8---well it seems that way.

Some humans evolve into LGF Lizards - Good evolution.

Some humans evolve into Krazy Koz Kiddies - Bad evolution.

re: #78 savage_nation

That good?

Talks like a real conservative / classic liberal.
Yeah! That good.

re: #76 goddessoftheclassroom

Frozen strawberry daiquiri, please! It's my signature drink.

Anything (within reason!) for you, Goddess. Anyone who edjumakates our young skulls full of mush deserves the cocktail of their choice!

/sorry....the blender's noisy!

re: #74 Intrepid

Thank ya' - where's your tip jar? I always hit the tip jar. Folks who serve deserve, after all.

Wish all the people I served when I tended bar would have felt the same way you do.

re: #79 Ward Cleaver,
Which mirrors my own position.

Microevolution. Donkeys become Mules.

Not Macroevolution. Donkeys become Great Apes.

re: #81 goddessoftheclassroom

Any hope McCain will tap him for VP?

He should be on the short list.

re: #72 MandyManners

I once had a MUK U T-shirt.

Hee - I first read this as a "FUK UT" T-shirt..... and I agreed.

(Vandy fan)

Smokin' Joe Bonamassa. Nice, down to earth guy. Seen him live twice, will for the third time June 22.

re: #80 jcm

Got two guys here who do that, live over on Whidbey.

My brother vanpools from Whidbey, down to Bellevue.

re: #73 Grammy Cracker

Three fingers of Basil, please.

re: #83 Grammy Cracker

It's the little basket in the center of the main bar. But....don't the hatchlings have to serve tonight? I think the pleasure of become a Lizard is all the tip they need.... LOL

PIMF....becoming.....becoming....becoming.....

re: #73 Grammy Cracker

Why, yes I do! Don't often drink it myself, but you never can tell when a friendly Lizard might need a cocktail.....What can I get you?

/2400 sq. ft. party room in old dairy barn. Bar seats 20. Belly up!

Can I get a Bionic Beaver?

re: #90 savage_nation

Excellent. You think hes on the short list of veep picks?

He'd better be.

re: #79 Ward Cleaver

The Church agrees with microevolution (changes over time to a particular species), but not macroevolution (monkey becoming a man).

So when my mobbed up Grandfather told me he had a bunch of gorillas working for him he meant it in a different way?

re: #84 Inquisitive

I hear you!

I've been working hard to fit into a dress next Saturday. I don't know whether I'll make it, and I have a second choice, but at any rate, I feel terrific!

Does anyone know how many pounds are in an inch?

re: #94 Ward Cleaver

My brother vanpools from Whidbey, down to Bellevue.

One of our guys busses, the other has a car on both sides.

re: #92 Intrepid

Hee - I first read this as a "FUK UT" T-shirt..... and I agreed.

(Vandy fan)

A friend of mine in TN calls them the Snobadores.

re: #85 DesertSage

Some humans evolve into LGF Lizards - Good evolution.

Some humans evolve into Krazy Koz Kiddies - Bad evolution.

I had to HEART that one for keepers!

re: #100 VegasRick

So when my mobbed up Grandfather told me he had a bunch of gorillas working for him he meant it in a different way?

ROTF!

re: #96 MandyManners

Three fingers of Basil, please.

Of course! How YOU doin' Ms. Mandy?

/resist urge to offer Oregano instead.....

re: #92 Intrepid

Hee - I first read this as a "FUK UT" T-shirt..... and I agreed.

(Vandy fan)

The future governor of Tennessee is in there somewhere.

re: #79 Ward Cleaver

I had to double check but here it is.....
The Vatican's View of Evolution: The Story of Two Popes

Pius XII states that nothing in Catholic doctrine is contradicted by a theory that suggests one specie might evolve into another—even if that specie is man.
...
Evolution, a doctrine that Pius XII only acknowledged as an unfortunate possibility, John Paul accepts forty-six years later “as an effectively proven fact.” (ROA, 82)

re: #84 Inquisitive

Gee I wish I would have thought of doing that(LO)
If I talk about food I gain 2 pounds, look at it I gain 4, smell it gain 6, and if I eat it I gain 8---well it seems that way.

What if you skip the first 3 steps and just eat it without talking, looking or smelling it?

re: #98 Sharmuta

Can I get a Bionic Beaver?

WHO TOLD YOU!

re: #102 jcm

One of our guys busses, the other has a car on both sides.

My brother used to leave his car parked in Mukilteo, then ride the ferry, and get on a bus on the island.

re: #87 Grammy Cracker

I amused my students today by calling Romeo a bonehead and the Shakespearian character I most want to slap.

re: #73 Grammy Cracker

Why, yes I do! Don't often drink it myself, but you never can tell when a friendly Lizard might need a cocktail.....What can I get you?

/2400 sq. ft. party room in old dairy barn. Bar seats 20. Belly up!

Un mojito, por favor!? :)

re: #98 Sharmuta

Can I get a Bionic Beaver?

Now just. One dang minute.

re: #110 Grammy Cracker

WHO TOLD YOU!

Jenna Jamison has one.

re: #106 Grammy Cracker

Of course! How YOU doin' Ms. Mandy?

/resist urge to offer Oregano instead.....

LOL !

re: #112 goddessoftheclassroom

I amused my students today by calling Romeo a bonehead and the Shakespearian character I most want to slap.

LOL!

re: #76 goddessoftheclassroom

Frozen strawberry daiquiri, please! It's my signature drink.

GOTC, I was appalled at that vid of the student-led beating of that teacher in Maryland. What the hell? Since when are teachers fair game for classroom thugs AND NOT RECEIVE SUPPORT FROM THE ADMINISTRATION of the school?

(glad GOTC teaches lil' kids)

re: #110 Grammy Cracker

I'm not at liberty to reveal trade secrets.

re: #112 goddessoftheclassroom

I amused my students today by calling Romeo a bonehead and the Shakespearian character I most want to slap.

A sap by any other name

re: #113 wolfie

Un mojito, por favor!? :)

Si! How do you say "May I join you?" in Spanish....?

/haven't used my new Spanish Coach DS module yet.....

re: #106 Grammy Cracker

Of course! How YOU doin' Ms. Mandy?

/resist urge to offer Oregano instead.....

LOL!

This just in: Air travel still sucks.

re: #123 occasional reader

This just in: Air travel still sucks.

Are you back here?

re: #111 Ward Cleaver

My brother used to leave his car parked in Mukilteo, then ride the ferry, and get on a bus on the island.

It used be housing on the other side was half the cost of the Seattle side. I tired talking my wife into it. But she didn't want to commute. Now the prices have risen pretty high on the Island or Peninsula.

"It has pretty big claws," Harkins said of the beaver ...

Hmmm.

re: #114 occasional reader

Now just. One dang minute.

I charge extra for dang minutes.

re: #118 Intrepid

GOTC, I was appalled at that vid of the student-led beating of that teacher in Maryland. What the hell? Since when are teachers fair game for classroom thugs AND NOT RECEIVE SUPPORT FROM THE ADMINISTRATION of the school?

(glad GOTC teaches lil' kids)

Thanks for your good thoughts, but I teach 9th grade--most of them are taller than I am. However, my school doesn't have violence issues--how terrible.

Friday Night.....I need a drink!

re: #109 VegasRick

What if you skip the first 3 steps and just eat it without talking, looking or smelling it?

I don't know--never done it I don't think
Have to talk about what going to have to eat, have to look at it to prepare it/and or before eating it when set in front of me, smell it while cooking and then of course there is the eating---Not going to gain all those other pounds and not eat.