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Egyptian Physician Wants a Lot of Jihad

Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 6:18:24 pm PDT

Ayman “Bumpy” Zawahiri calls on all Muslims to turn mosques, schools, and factories into jihad centers.

On April 18, 2008, Al-Ikhlas and other Islamist websites posted an audio message by Al-Zawahiri, produced by Al-Sahab, titled “Five Years after the Invasion of Iraq; Decades of Oppression by the Tyrant.” Al-Zawahiri states that the Democrats in the U.S. are deceiving their voters when they promise to withdraw U.S. troops from Iraq by forming an understanding with Iran. This understanding, he says, is meant to allow the Americans to focus on fighting Al-Qaeda and the Taliban in Pakistan and Afghanistan, but will in fact only “only serve Iran’s interests in the region and add fuel to the fire.”

Al-Zawahiri also discusses what he calls the Muslims’ longstanding economic crisis and political oppression at the hands of the Arab regimes, particularly the Egyptian government. He calls upon the Muslims to take matters into their own hands, saying: “Rights are not granted, but are claimed by force.”

He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

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1 DesertSage  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:20:07pm

Egyptian Physician sucks!

2 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:20:09pm
3 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:20:28pm
He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

They already are! What? Has he been living in a cave or something?

/oh, wait....

4 Honorary Yooper  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:21:56pm

re: #2 song_and_dance_man

Allah must be served.

This Allah character sounds like a vampire...

"MORE BLOOD!"

5 JWM  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:22:01pm

Again, for the zillionth time- Is it any accident that all these guys are ugly as stale sin?
I think not.

JWM

6 lawhawk  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:23:02pm

Can Jimmy Carter meet with him to get his terms and conditions? You know, to establish a dialogue?

On a more serious note, Zawahiri is batting .500. He's wrong about the US losing in Iraq (al Qaeda is getting whacked left and right), but he is correct that Iraq is a central front in the ongoing war against the West.

And I'd urge folks to click through to Rusty's posting on two wars.

7 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:23:09pm
8 Jim in Virginia  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:23:31pm

Why isn't Zawahiri dead yet?

9 savage_nation[deleted]  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:23:46pm
10 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:24:37pm

That actually sounds like fairly sophisticated reverse psychology to aid the dems in getting their candidate elected this fall.

They know which candidate is the only one to truly fear.

11 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:24:56pm

Those ears...wonder if his nephew is married to WAB.

12 Bobblehead  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:25:55pm

Ayman “Bumpy” Zawahiri LOL

13 jaunte  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:26:00pm

Zawahiri's zabiba is asymmetrical, tending leftward.
What does this portend?

14 Syrah  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:26:00pm

I wonder if that bump augmented.

15 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:28:31pm
16 jopa416  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:28:44pm

I just want to know when we will support jihad against these yokels.

17 Bobblehead  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:30:10pm

Charles..Just call him Ole Bumpy from now on. Why waste more key strokes on his name.

18 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:30:11pm

Guess the Zaw man doesn't follow the Hippocratic Oath...

19 freedomplow  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:31:07pm

Show yourself coward!

20 jamgarr  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:31:18pm

re: #13 jaunte

Zawahiri's zabiba is asymmetrical, tending leftward.
What does this portend?

A slice if he's a lefty

21 Inquisitive  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:31:20pm

"Rights are not granted, but are claimed by force.”

Your right to SHUT UP is granted and you do not need to claim this right by force.

22 Noam Sayin'  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:31:43pm

Bumpy...

Heh.

23 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:31:50pm

He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

HellooOOOOOOOOO,,,,Earth to Zaw ,,,, I know you've been ducking into caves for the last 6 years ,,,, but ,,, , Too LATE ,,,,,, they already HAVE !

24 freedomplow  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:32:15pm

Maybe he's in his moms basement.

25 Sharmuta  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:32:28pm
Al-Zawahiri states that the Democrats in the U.S. are deceiving their voters

Dang- even Bumpy has their number!

26 Neo Con since 9-11  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:33:09pm

I notice he's wearing eye glasses (Western invention-Salvino D'Armate) while telling muslims to use factories (Western again-Henry Ford) as jihad centers against the west and posting his rants on the internet (Another western invention-Al Gore). The irony is strong with this one.

27 Syrah  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:33:11pm

re: #13 jaunte

Zawahiri's zabiba is asymmetrical, tending leftward.
What does this portend?

Something "beastly" I reckon.

28 jaunte  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:33:17pm

re: #14 Syrah

I wonder if that bump augmented.

with Zawahiri's Miracle Zabiba Cream (Desert rose tint)

29 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:33:32pm

re: #12 Bobblehead

Ayman “Bumpy” Zawahiri LOL

low cave ceilings, don't ya know !

30 Ojoe  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:33:53pm

I hope my tax money buys the missile that takes him out

31 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:33:54pm

re: #24 freedomplow

Maybe he's in his moms basement.

Yet one more similarity to Obama's core supporters.

32 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:34:30pm
33 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:34:38pm

re: #24 freedomplow

Maybe he's in his moms basement.

I'm sure we have a basement-buster in our arsenal.

34 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:34:41pm

Allotta Jihad? Isn't that a character from one of those Austin Powers films?

35 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:35:13pm

re: #32 song_and_dance_man

Or a goat horn accident.

he would have had to have his back to us and bent over to see that one !

36 DesertSage  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:35:40pm

re: #30 Ojoe

I hope my tax money buys the missile that takes him out

No missile for you....until you post a Mt. Wilson link.

37 MandyManners  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:36:15pm

Is that thing on his forehead supposed to show how devout he is?

38 Pvt Bin Jammin  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:36:52pm

re: #37 MandyManners
I thought it was a dent. LOL

39 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:36:52pm

re: #37 MandyManners

Is that thing on his forehead supposed to show how devout he is?

no ,, it's supposed to show that you shouldn't walk around a dark cave after 8 p.m. !

40 Bobblehead  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:36:56pm

I heard Hannity say Bill Ayers has gone "undergound" to avoid the press. Perhaps he's bunking with Bumpy?

41 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:37:01pm

Hannity's new do is pretty impressive... :)

42 Ojoe  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:37:12pm

His face, what a contrast to the sweet radiant face of Pope Benedict.

You can see that they don't serve the same master.

43 karmic_inquisitor  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:37:33pm

re: #37 MandyManners

Yup.

Coming soon - cosmetic carpet bump surgery. Be ready, Dhimis, for the coming Caliphate!

44 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:37:36pm

re: #40 Bobblehead

I heard Hannity say Bill Ayers has gone "undergound" to avoid the press. Perhaps he's bunking with Bumpy?

He's returning to his (nut)roots.

45 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:37:52pm

re: #40 Bobblehead

I heard Hannity say Bill Ayers has gone "BACK" "undergound" to avoid the press. Perhaps he's bunking with Bumpy?

more like it

46 jaunte  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:38:04pm

re: #37 MandyManners

It's the sign of a heavy drinker of 'Ayman Rugbangers.'
/Goat milk and arrack.

47 Grammy Cracker  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:38:06pm

Does anyone else think the Muslim women may wear the burka to shield their eyes from views of this guy, and others like him?

48 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:38:19pm

we should stop moslem immigration into this country unless they renounce islam and integrate into our society like all other immigrants have.

49 tedzilla99  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:38:29pm

Centers for internal struggle? I'm sorry, what does jihad mean this week?

50 nikis-knight  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:38:52pm
Ayman “Bumpy” Zawahiri calls on all Muslims to turn mosques, schools, and factories into jihad centers.

How absurd! Everyone knows how poor mosques would function as, say, weapons depots, and how ill-suited the average Muslim is for violence, such as beheading, hi-jacking, shooting rockets, setting bombs, or generally yelling like a jackass...

/

51 mitthrawnurdo  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:39:33pm

re: #4 Honorary Yooper

Blood for the BLOOD GOD!

52 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:39:42pm

re: #30 Ojoe

I hope my tax money buys the missile that takes him out

I'll kick in a few extra bucks for a tube of Clearasil so he can get rid of the bump and be all pretty when he gets to the virgins !

53 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:40:56pm

re: #48 nyc redneck

we should stop moslem immigration into this country unless they renounce islam and integrate into our society like all other immigrants have.

Most immigrants haven't had to renounce their religions, but like FLDS folks, some people need to change, or else.

54 datadude  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:41:17pm

re: #22 Noam Sayin'
Dats 'zackly what I was gonna say.

55 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:41:23pm

i bet he was a terrible doctor.
imagine his 'bed side' manner.
assh*le

56 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:42:21pm

re: #53 really grumpy big dog Johnson

Most immigrants haven't had to renounce their religions, but like FLDS folks, some people need to change, or else.

islam, isn't a religion. it's a war plan.

57 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:42:38pm

re: #55 nyc redneck

i bet he was a terrible doctor.
imagine his 'bed side' manner.
assh*le

even so ,, he would qualify as a provider under HillaryCare !

58 Ojoe  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:42:45pm

re: #36 DesertSage

OK, here is the link —

Mt. Wilson Towercam. They have it set on sort of high contrast at the moment.

By the way, you can e-mail them at:

Comments, or suggestions?
E-Mail us at: obs -at- astro.ucla.edu


And you can request them to aim the towercam in certain doirections, and to zoom it even:

Mt. Baldy, Pasadena, Catalina island ...

59 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:42:48pm

re: #52 sattv4u2

I'll kick in a few extra bucks for a tube of Clearasil octogen so he can get rid of the bump and be all pretty when he gets to the virgins raisins!

Better.

60 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:43:47pm

re: #57 sattv4u2

even so ,, he would qualify as a provider under HillaryCare !

LOL
(thanks for that one) lol

61 Ojoe  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:43:47pm

re: #52 sattv4u2

Ah, it's a come as you are party & in hell there is probably no dress code

62 snowcrash  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:44:25pm

HEAD ON Apply directly to the forehead. That has to be a tender spot.

63 Ojoe  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:44:34pm

re: #58 Ojoe

"directions"

PIMF

64 solomonpanting  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:45:09pm

Al-Zawahiri also discusses what he calls the Muslims’ longstanding economic crisis and political oppression

So his answer to a vibrant economy and political freedoms?

urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

Small wonder the land yields oil while the populace produces misery.

65 AZfederalist  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:45:55pm

Does kind of look like a madman doesn't he?

So, when do we actually nail this terrorist? He certainly has plenty of evil in his ledger.

66 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:45:57pm

In the great tradition of broken clocks, Ol'Bumpy has a point about rights.

He doesn't know what rights are, but he correctly guesses that if you don't guard them jealously, you will be without them.

/something Barack Hussein Obama doesn't think Americans know

67 maximum leader  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:46:26pm

He wants Muslims to quit smoking and resist peer pressure! Good for him!

68 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:47:39pm

What a great night ,,

the Red Sox are beating the Rangers
the Yankees are losing to the Orioles
I got a bonus $$$$$$ at work
Zawahari has a zit the size of Bayonne New Jersey on his squash

69 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:47:51pm

re: #67 maximum leader

He wants Muslims to quit smoking and resist peer pressure! Good for him!

It is hard for them to quit smoking after they blow themselves up, it take a lot of water.

70 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:47:53pm

re: #62 snowcrash

HEAD ON Apply directly to the forehead. That has to be a tender spot.

i think that's a callous,
constantly pounding his head on the stoney floor of his cave.
and that's a life.

71 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:48:12pm

re: #61 Ojoe

Ah, it's a come as you are party & in hell there is probably no dress code

Absolutely no one can dress as The Crow.

72 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:48:50pm

re: #69 VegasRick

It is hard for them to quit smoking after they blow themselves up, it take a lot of water.

where theres smoke ,, theres a Jihadist !

73 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:49:06pm

re: #72 sattv4u2

where theres smoke ,, theres a Jihadist !

LOL!

74 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:49:40pm

re: #72 sattv4u2

where theres smoke ,, theres a Jihadist !

where theres smoke ,, there was a Jihadist !

75 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:49:44pm

re: #73 VegasRick

LOL!

NAHH ,, I thought yours deserved a bigger LOL

76 Inquisitive  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:50:24pm

re: #47 Grammy Cracker

Does anyone else think the Muslim women may wear the burka to shield their eyes from views of this guy, and others like him?

Oh, Grammy I had to laugh out loud on this one!

77 windhorse  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:51:01pm

five years = decades

/checking with Texas Instruments calculator

78 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:51:23pm

What is it that Jef Dunhams Walter says ,,,,,,,,, YAHHAYYYAYYAHHHAYYAYY,,,,,, BOOOM

[Link: static1.videosift.com...]

79 deportman  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:51:26pm

Because they can't get laid...

80 VegasRick  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:52:25pm

re: #67 maximum leader

He wants Muslims to quit smoking and resist peer pressure! Good for him!

That really is funny! Don't smoke but go blow yourself up! This fool is a real scumbag.

81 AZfederalist  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:52:34pm

I'm sure the self-appointed Elder Carter could get Al Zawatsit to straighten up and fly right. The Elder just needs to meet with him and talk.

Does anybody else find something creepy about this "Elders" thing? Almost has this sci-fi aura to it. Wouldn't be quite as bad if ole Jimmuh had some actual successes that would qualify him for such a lofty appellation, but as we all know, his success at talking to folks (the Ayatollah, the Russians in Afghanistan, Arafat, Kim Jong Il, etc) weren't exactly stellar successes. Ole Mandela doesn't exactly match the description of someone to whom such an apellation would apply either.

/Given their successes, I think "Ole Farts" is probably a better label and less pretentious.

82 pat  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:52:42pm

A bit of time ago, after the UK Muslim Physicians tried to set fire to their Jeeps while in them, I did some research to ascertain the schooling of these apparent morons. In Egypt, and it is among the most rigorous of the Islamic countries in this regard, a Medical Doctorate is awarded after 4 years of undergraduate study in a medically related field (zoology, biology, botany, psychology ,Koranic studies, etc) and a single year of Graduate School. The fact that they are allowed to practice 'medicine' in the West is appalling. BTW, this is NOT true of India, Latin America, South Africa, The Caribbean, or the Orient.

83 OldLineTexan  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:53:29pm

re: #77 windhorse

five years = decades

/checking with Texas Instruments calculator

Maybe he no likey Saddam any more than Boooosh...

84 pat  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:53:47pm

re: #70 nyc redneck

i think that's a callous,
constantly pounding his head on the stoney floor of his cave.
and that's a life.

You are correct. That is a sign of extreme devotion and is intentionally enhanced to show thus.

85 WindHorse  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:54:13pm

re: #83 OldLineTexan

maybe he married the wrong goat.....

86 maximum leader  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:55:01pm

We've got to admit, though, our government has been negligent in either not getting this guy or at least letting us know if he is dead. It's ridiculous.

87 WindHorse  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:56:03pm

I get this mental image of these cavemen grinding their heads into the floor and instead of praying.... thinking about how big their bump is getting... stuck somewhere between 9 and 10 emotionally....

/type thing

88 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:57:30pm

re: #86 maximum leader

We've got to admit, though, our government has been negligent in either not getting this guy or at least letting us know if he is dead. It's ridiculous.

I find no fault with our gov't and/ or military in not getting him and Osama. Just look how many people have been on the FBI's Most Wanted list for years, and the FBI can go anywhere here in the states to find them. Try finding someONE in a place the size of the US where you aren't even supposed to BE !

sorry ,,, just sayin

89 Inquisitive  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:57:45pm

re: #47 Grammy Cracker

Does anyone else think the Muslim women may wear the burka to shield their eyes from views of this guy, and others like him?

re: #52 sattv4u2

I'll kick in a few extra bucks for a tube of Clearasil so he can get rid of the bump and be all pretty when he gets to the virgins !

re: #57 sattv4u2

even so ,, he would qualify as a provider under HillaryCare !

re: #59 really grumpy big dog Johnson

re: #62 snowcrash

HEAD ON Apply directly to the forehead. That has to be a tender spot.

re: #69 VegasRick

It is hard for them to quit smoking after they blow themselves up, it take a lot of water.

re: #72 sattv4u2

where theres smoke ,, theres a Jihadist !


ROFLMAO

90 sattv4u2  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 6:59:10pm

re: #89 Inquisitive

thank you ,, thank you ,,,,, we're here all week ,, two shows on Sunday ,, and please tip your waitress

91 Grammy Cracker  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:00:16pm

re: #90 sattv4u2

thank you ,, thank you ,,,,, we're here all week ,, two shows on Sunday ,, and please tip your waitress

.... at least 20%!

Thankewe, thankewe very much!

92 maximum leader  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:03:28pm

re: #88 sattv4u2

I find no fault with our gov't and/ or military in not getting him and Osama. Just look how many people have been on the FBI's Most Wanted list for years, and the FBI can go anywhere here in the states to find them. Try finding someONE in a place the size of the US where you aren't even supposed to BE !

sorry ,,, just sayin

I think, though, many if not most of the FBI most wanted are virtual unknowns in both their communities and by the general public. And the FBI is searching for them with very limited resources overall. Bin Laden and Zawahiri, though? Sheesh, you would figure if they were alive they would be reachable through some sort of bribery, etc.

93 datadude  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:06:35pm

re: #82 pat
Yeah, that may be true. But somehow, they still
exceed almost every other nation's expertise
in the fast-paced and highly technological field
of blood-letting! So you tell ME: Why don't OUR
(or much of the rest of the free world's) doctors
excel to that same degre...HUH?! Tell me, Mr.
Smarty Pants!

/sarcasm off

94 Promethea  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:08:13pm

Just starting this thread, so I don't know what others have said, but I'll say this: If Muslims in Chicago started taking to the streets and doing "jihad," the normally tolerant mood of Chicagoans would turn on a dime.

How do I know this? I've been in several taxis lately, and all of them have displayed large crosses on their rear-view mirrors. Just a small but telling signs of the times.

95 Promethea  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:09:01pm

Oops...."sign of the times."

96 Promethea  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:09:51pm

Or maybe "small but telling signs of the times."

97 Slumbering Behemoth  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:10:03pm

I'm in a juvenile mood tonight (Hey! Stop laughing!) so I thought I'd play that childish fortune cookie game with Bumpy:

“Five Years after the Invasion of Iraq; Decades of Oppression by the Tyrant.”...in bed

This understanding, he says, is meant to allow the Americans to focus on fighting Al-Qaeda and the Taliban in Pakistan and Afghanistan, but will in fact only “only serve Iran’s interests in the region and add fuel to the fire.”...in bed

He calls upon the Muslims to take matters into their own hands...in bed

“Rights are not granted, but are claimed by force.”...in bed

He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance....in bed

/ugh, that was almost as lame as the grown adults that insist on using nothing but "dirty words" in a round of Mad Libs

98 nyc redneck  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:12:38pm

re: #82 pat

A bit of time ago, after the UK Muslim Physicians tried to set fire to their Jeeps while in them, I did some research to ascertain the schooling of these apparent morons. In Egypt, and it is among the most rigorous of the Islamic countries in this regard, a Medical Doctorate is awarded after 4 years of undergraduate study in a medically related field (zoology, biology, botany, psychology ,Koranic studies, etc) and a single year of Graduate School. The fact that they are allowed to practice 'medicine' in the West is appalling. BTW, this is NOT true of India, Latin America, South Africa, The Caribbean, or the Orient.

this is frightening. they have no qualifications at all to practice medicine. how many people have died at the hands of these "physicians"?
(not just because they are jihadis but because they are inept?)

99 datadude  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:14:54pm

re: #98 nyc redneck

No qualifications...HELLO!? What about
BLOOD LETTING?! JEESH! (ref:#93)

100 Promethea  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:23:28pm

re: #81 AZfederalist

I'm sure the self-appointed Elder Carter could get Al Zawatsit to straighten up and fly right. The Elder just needs to meet with him and talk.

Does anybody else find something creepy about this "Elders" thing? Almost has this sci-fi aura to it. Wouldn't be quite as bad if ole Jimmuh had some actual successes that would qualify him for such a lofty appellation, but as we all know, his success at talking to folks (the Ayatollah, the Russians in Afghanistan, Arafat, Kim Jong Il, etc) weren't exactly stellar successes. Ole Mandela doesn't exactly match the description of someone to whom such an apellation would apply either.

/Given their successes, I think "Ole Farts" is probably a better label and less pretentious.

I agree with your view that there is something creepy about this "Elder" thing. The characters in this psychoticdrama would make a good science fiction plot. If someone wrote this book, however, Jimmah, Kim, Arafat, and others in the cast of characters are too grotesque to be believed (unless one actually lived through these times, as we have).

I just finished reading "Old Man's War." An excellent novel. The "Elders" in this novel are pretty terrific. They don't look like Arafat at all. Those who act like Jimmah get knocked off rather quickly. (Not a spoiler, don't worry.)

101 macofromoc  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:24:41pm

I never noticed how much Bumpy looked like that Mohamed cartoon.

102 pat  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:25:10pm

re: #98 nyc redneck

this is frightening. they have no qualifications at all to practice medicine. how many people have died at the hands of these "physicians"?
(not just because they are jihadis but because they are inept?)

The demands of socialized medicine have virtually forced these ignorant, uncaring butchers on the UK. The best students, and Medical School is VERY rigorous, no longer seek to be Doctors because the work is meaningless drudge for little pay and long hours. So Drs are imported. And I understand Canada is going down that road also. Maybe one of Canadian Physicians can shed some light on that issue. At this time a Canadian trained Physician is not different from that of America, Mexico etc. Cuba is now iffy also, BTW.

103 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:41:02pm

re: #9 savage_nation

Kill that bastard with a napalm strike

Nah, arrange an appointment with a United States Marine Corp Sniper!

104 Intrepid  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:41:18pm

When can we send some bunker busters over to end the Dr's tirades for good?

I am weary of seeing his mug popping up, and would like to see a NEWS ALERT declaring that we've spread his ashes to the four winds.

105 Colonel Panik  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:50:08pm

re: #103 Dustyvet

Nah, arrange an appointment with a United States Marine Corp Sniper!

7.62mm NATO: Apply directly to the forehead!

106 SevoGuy  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:56:06pm

Jihad = Koranic teachings. Therefore we in the USA must BAN THE KORAN.

People.........start reading the koran so you know what satanic teachings it contains.

We are Christians and it is very difficult for us to hate the way a (islamist) muslim hates. Why do they hate us?

Reason # 1: We support the state of Israel
Reason # 2: The koran teaches the muslim to hate Christians and Jews
Reason # 3: The hate us because we remind them that they aren't the superior culture or religion. They are reminded of this every time they turn on a light bulb, a computer or a car. For if they were the superior culture or religion, why didn't they invent them.

I'm sure this list can go on and on all night, but Charles processors would be overloaded before this list was exhausted.

107 krypto  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 7:59:18pm

He looks like he needs a nice hug from Jimmy Carter.

108 ypnxjkb  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 8:02:29pm

Hey i know that guy, he muttered at me in a cab the other day.

109 BingoBunny  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 8:05:03pm

turning mosques into arms factories.. isn't that what we have been finding for the last 5 years? send this guy a better "Caves Times" he seems outa the loop.

/Can't Jdimmy just be his friend.. or is there a meeting with the KKK and neo nazi's I missed

110 ypnxjkb  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 8:05:12pm

re: #102 pat

Cuba is now iffy also, BTW.


Cuban Doctors? Only if you put the word witch in front or Zhivago behind comrade.

111 wong fei hung  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 8:18:28pm

Kinda redundant, him askin' em to do what they already done...

112 Anthony (Los Angeles)  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 8:26:53pm

re: #51 mitthrawnurdo

Blood for the BLOOD GOD!

Skulls for the Skull Throne!

(Though, from the bump, Zawahiri looks more like someone transforming into a demon of Nurgle.)

113 uptight  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 8:33:51pm

5 years and the Jihad still hasn't achieved anything.

I wonder if the more "progressive" wings of Al Qaeda are pressuring him for a timetable for withdrawal.

114 cookielady  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 8:40:05pm
He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

Ok, since when are they NOT already?

Dork with a dot. Canker with a callus. Bozo with a bump.

115 docremulac  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 8:44:08pm

I've got a theory that the driving force behind islam is impotent old men angry at the world because their wieners don't work any more.

Let me put my tinfoil hat on here.

Think about it, they want all the young men to go to war, (the young men that they're jealous of) there's a heavy sexual message to the young men in jihad (lots of sluts in heaven boys, just kill lots of Jews) and heavy hatred of women and sex in general.

I mean, I look at this guy and it's pretty obvious that nookie is a distant memory for this ugly old goat. I'm not saying Viagra and hookers are the cure though, I'm thinking napalm and thermobaric bombs applied liberally to the effected area should do the trick.

116 Special Forces Grunt  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 8:54:04pm

You call him Bumpy. I call him Dent Head.

117 uptight  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 9:04:25pm

OT TOTALLY DISGUSTING

Washington Post run article by terrorist leader - comparing Israelis to Nazis and "Palestinian" terrorists to the Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto.

Lizards - please let me know I'm not alone in the outrage I feel over this. It's late. May be I'm over reacting, but...fucking hell...what is the world coming to?

118 uptight  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 9:09:37pm

phew - i see lgf already covered it

119 Dustyvet  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 9:13:43pm

re: #105 Colonel Panik

7.62mm NATO: Apply directly to the forehead!

Yep, that'll work his brains all over Bin Ladin

120 Oh no...Sand People!  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 9:45:17pm

He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

This is coming from their 'physician'...you all should hear the stuff their 'mortician' says.

121 seagreenroom  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 9:49:47pm

This idiot is always "calling on" muslims to do this or that. Doesn't seem like his exhortations have much effect.

What a fuckin' loser.

122 profitsbeard  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 10:30:17pm

What does Islam have to do with "rights"?

It is abject submission to the superstitious follies of a 7th century terrorist pedophile warlord.

What's "right" about that?

Menticide is never pretty.

123 Zim  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 10:42:47pm

I'm bitter and will spend the rest of the weekend clinging to my guns

124 rp1138  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 10:46:37pm
He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.


Factories? Bomb factories maybe? Cause I can't think of anything else they produce. Well, except for death and destruction.

125 Maximu§  Fri, Apr 18, 2008 11:44:01pm

Well well well, more death threats from the ROP.......how nice.

126 SpiritOf1683  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 1:55:14am

re: #117 uptight

OT TOTALLY DISGUSTING

Washington Post run article by terrorist leader - comparing Israelis to Nazis and "Palestinian" terrorists to the Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto.

Lizards - please let me know I'm not alone in the outrage I feel over this. It's late. May be I'm over reacting, but...fucking hell...what is the world coming to?


And I thought the New York Times was the most disgusting paper in the West :(

127 Sacred Plants  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 2:37:48am
Rights are not granted, but are claimed by allah force.

Mind your Freudian slips, bumpy.

128 pass the moonbaticide  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 3:47:36am
Ayman Zawahiri calls on all Muslims to turn mosques, schools, and factories into jihad centers

What does hemean by 'Turn' ? Aren't they already ?

129 eaglewingz08  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 4:00:34am

The oath for US citizenship reads:

"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen[/b; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God."

Doesn't this mean for many muslims they must renounse the UMMAH, and ALLAH, in order to become a citizen of the US, if the sovereignty of the ummah and ALLAH are an allegience to which they have theretofore been subject and if ALLAH is an enemy of the US?
Just asking.

130 TS  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 5:49:04am

They already are Jihad centers! (either the lesser or greater, they are!)

131 Kalak  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 5:52:12am

"He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance."

He wants to make them legit JDAM targets?

I have no problem with that!

132 Timbre  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 7:05:56am

I think the bump is a third eye coming out. Doesn't that make him the Dajool or something...cyclops?

133 Spiny Norman  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 7:28:07am

re: #117 uptight

OT TOTALLY DISGUSTING

Washington Post run article by terrorist leader - comparing Israelis to Nazis and "Palestinian" terrorists to the Jews in the Warsaw Ghetto.

Lizards - please let me know I'm not alone in the outrage I feel over this. It's late. May be I'm over reacting, but...fucking hell...what is the world coming to?

No, you're not alone at all.

134 Leah  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 8:18:45am
135 wolf1  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 9:05:25am

Now you know why libs want to build soo many schools!

136 Challenger  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 9:59:20am

Who is this Tarbosh the Egyptian Magician?

LOL. "Jihadi Ken comes complete with the prayer rug bump in the center of his forehead and sez the following phrases when you pull the string in the center of his back:"

"Kill all the infidels..."
"The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers"
"Turn Harvard into a center of support for jihad"

137 Sabnen  Sat, Apr 19, 2008 10:35:42am

He calls upon the Muslims to take matters into their own hands, saying:

“Rights are not granted, but are claimed by force.”

A telling use of words. I'll take my inalienable rights over your rights by force any day, sucker.

Mine come from God and yours from capricious 'men' who are riven through with hatred and an unnatural love of death.

138 Is it me?  Sun, Apr 20, 2008 8:54:52am

Al-Zawahiri used to really irritate me, but to watch him try to make a number of completely incompatible points of view/threats fit together to make any sort of sense whilst talking out of both sides of his face has started to exert a strange fascination on me. Dinnerjacket is the same.
AQ must be doing really badly if he is trying to rally the faithful, or at least the potential.
He seems to be exhorting the *Arab street* to anarchy. I know he wants to overthrow the Egyptian govt. but he seems to be branching out. He blames muslims problems on the Arabs. But the traditional Islamic countries in the ME and NAfrica ARE arabs! Doh!
Nutty as a fruitcake.
I love the *Bumpy* title but I always think of him as *Knobhead*, but that's just me. Weirdly, I think the bump is smaller, perhaps he's been putting cream on it.....LOL


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