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Egyptian Physician Wants a Lot of Jihad

Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 6:18:24 pm PDT

Ayman “Bumpy” Zawahiri calls on all Muslims to turn mosques, schools, and factories into jihad centers.

On April 18, 2008, Al-Ikhlas and other Islamist websites posted an audio message by Al-Zawahiri, produced by Al-Sahab, titled “Five Years after the Invasion of Iraq; Decades of Oppression by the Tyrant.” Al-Zawahiri states that the Democrats in the U.S. are deceiving their voters when they promise to withdraw U.S. troops from Iraq by forming an understanding with Iran. This understanding, he says, is meant to allow the Americans to focus on fighting Al-Qaeda and the Taliban in Pakistan and Afghanistan, but will in fact only “only serve Iran’s interests in the region and add fuel to the fire.”

Al-Zawahiri also discusses what he calls the Muslims’ longstanding economic crisis and political oppression at the hands of the Arab regimes, particularly the Egyptian government. He calls upon the Muslims to take matters into their own hands, saying: “Rights are not granted, but are claimed by force.”

He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

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1 DesertSage  4/18/08 6:20:07 pm reply quote

Egyptian Physician sucks!

2 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/18/08 6:20:09 pm
3 Sharmuta  4/18/08 6:20:28 pm reply quote
He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

They already are! What? Has he been living in a cave or something?

/oh, wait....

4 Honorary Yooper  4/18/08 6:21:56 pm reply quote

re: #2 song_and_dance_man

Allah must be served.

This Allah character sounds like a vampire...

"MORE BLOOD!"

5 JWM  4/18/08 6:22:01 pm reply quote

Again, for the zillionth time- Is it any accident that all these guys are ugly as stale sin?
I think not.

JWM

6 lawhawk  4/18/08 6:23:02 pm reply quote

Can Jimmy Carter meet with him to get his terms and conditions? You know, to establish a dialogue?

On a more serious note, Zawahiri is batting .500. He's wrong about the US losing in Iraq (al Qaeda is getting whacked left and right), but he is correct that Iraq is a central front in the ongoing war against the West.

And I'd urge folks to click through to Rusty's posting on two wars.

7 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/18/08 6:23:09 pm
8 Jim in Virginia  4/18/08 6:23:31 pm reply quote

Why isn't Zawahiri dead yet?

9 savage_nation[deleted]  4/18/08 6:23:46 pm
10 really grumpy big dog Johnson  4/18/08 6:24:37 pm reply quote

That actually sounds like fairly sophisticated reverse psychology to aid the dems in getting their candidate elected this fall.

They know which candidate is the only one to truly fear.

11 MandyManners  4/18/08 6:24:56 pm reply quote

Those ears...wonder if his nephew is married to WAB.

12 Bobblehead  4/18/08 6:25:55 pm reply quote

Ayman “Bumpy” Zawahiri LOL

13 jaunte  4/18/08 6:26:00 pm reply quote

Zawahiri's zabiba is asymmetrical, tending leftward.
What does this portend?

14 Syrah  4/18/08 6:26:00 pm reply quote

I wonder if that bump augmented.

15 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/18/08 6:28:31 pm
16 jopa416  4/18/08 6:28:44 pm reply quote

I just want to know when we will support jihad against these yokels.

17 Bobblehead  4/18/08 6:30:10 pm reply quote

Charles..Just call him Ole Bumpy from now on. Why waste more key strokes on his name.

18 really grumpy big dog Johnson  4/18/08 6:30:11 pm reply quote

Guess the Zaw man doesn't follow the Hippocratic Oath...

19 freedomplow  4/18/08 6:31:07 pm reply quote

Show yourself coward!

20 jamgarr  4/18/08 6:31:18 pm reply quote

re: #13 jaunte

Zawahiri's zabiba is asymmetrical, tending leftward.
What does this portend?

A slice if he's a lefty

21 Inquisitive  4/18/08 6:31:20 pm reply quote

"Rights are not granted, but are claimed by force.”

Your right to SHUT UP is granted and you do not need to claim this right by force.

22 Noam Sayin'  4/18/08 6:31:43 pm reply quote

Bumpy...

Heh.

23 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:31:50 pm reply quote

He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

HellooOOOOOOOOO,,,,Earth to Zaw ,,,, I know you've been ducking into caves for the last 6 years ,,,, but ,,, , Too LATE ,,,,,, they already HAVE !

24 freedomplow  4/18/08 6:32:15 pm reply quote

Maybe he's in his moms basement.

25 Sharmuta  4/18/08 6:32:28 pm reply quote
Al-Zawahiri states that the Democrats in the U.S. are deceiving their voters

Dang- even Bumpy has their number!

26 Neo Con since 9-11  4/18/08 6:33:09 pm reply quote

I notice he's wearing eye glasses (Western invention-Salvino D'Armate) while telling muslims to use factories (Western again-Henry Ford) as jihad centers against the west and posting his rants on the internet (Another western invention-Al Gore). The irony is strong with this one.

27 Syrah  4/18/08 6:33:11 pm reply quote

re: #13 jaunte

Zawahiri's zabiba is asymmetrical, tending leftward.
What does this portend?

Something "beastly" I reckon.

28 jaunte  4/18/08 6:33:17 pm reply quote

re: #14 Syrah

I wonder if that bump augmented.

with Zawahiri's Miracle Zabiba Cream (Desert rose tint)

29 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:33:32 pm reply quote

re: #12 Bobblehead

Ayman “Bumpy” Zawahiri LOL

low cave ceilings, don't ya know !

30 Ojoe  4/18/08 6:33:53 pm reply quote

I hope my tax money buys the missile that takes him out

31 karmic_inquisitor  4/18/08 6:33:54 pm reply quote

re: #24 freedomplow

Maybe he's in his moms basement.

Yet one more similarity to Obama's core supporters.

32 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/18/08 6:34:30 pm
33 MandyManners  4/18/08 6:34:38 pm reply quote

re: #24 freedomplow

Maybe he's in his moms basement.

I'm sure we have a basement-buster in our arsenal.

34 Slumbering Behemoth  4/18/08 6:34:41 pm reply quote

Allotta Jihad? Isn't that a character from one of those Austin Powers films?

35 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:35:13 pm reply quote

re: #32 song_and_dance_man

Or a goat horn accident.

he would have had to have his back to us and bent over to see that one !

36 DesertSage  4/18/08 6:35:40 pm reply quote

re: #30 Ojoe

I hope my tax money buys the missile that takes him out

No missile for you....until you post a Mt. Wilson link.

37 MandyManners  4/18/08 6:36:15 pm reply quote

Is that thing on his forehead supposed to show how devout he is?

38 Pvt Bin Jammin  4/18/08 6:36:52 pm reply quote

re: #37 MandyManners
I thought it was a dent. LOL

39 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:36:52 pm reply quote

re: #37 MandyManners

Is that thing on his forehead supposed to show how devout he is?

no ,, it's supposed to show that you shouldn't walk around a dark cave after 8 p.m. !

40 Bobblehead  4/18/08 6:36:56 pm reply quote

I heard Hannity say Bill Ayers has gone "undergound" to avoid the press. Perhaps he's bunking with Bumpy?

41 really grumpy big dog Johnson  4/18/08 6:37:01 pm reply quote

Hannity's new do is pretty impressive... :)

42 Ojoe  4/18/08 6:37:12 pm reply quote

His face, what a contrast to the sweet radiant face of Pope Benedict.

You can see that they don't serve the same master.

43 karmic_inquisitor  4/18/08 6:37:33 pm reply quote

re: #37 MandyManners

Yup.

Coming soon - cosmetic carpet bump surgery. Be ready, Dhimis, for the coming Caliphate!

44 really grumpy big dog Johnson  4/18/08 6:37:36 pm reply quote

re: #40 Bobblehead

I heard Hannity say Bill Ayers has gone "undergound" to avoid the press. Perhaps he's bunking with Bumpy?

He's returning to his (nut)roots.

45 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:37:52 pm reply quote

re: #40 Bobblehead

I heard Hannity say Bill Ayers has gone "BACK" "undergound" to avoid the press. Perhaps he's bunking with Bumpy?

more like it

46 jaunte  4/18/08 6:38:04 pm reply quote

re: #37 MandyManners

It's the sign of a heavy drinker of 'Ayman Rugbangers.'
/Goat milk and arrack.

47 Grammy Cracker  4/18/08 6:38:06 pm reply quote

Does anyone else think the Muslim women may wear the burka to shield their eyes from views of this guy, and others like him?

48 nyc redneck  4/18/08 6:38:19 pm reply quote

we should stop moslem immigration into this country unless they renounce islam and integrate into our society like all other immigrants have.

49 tedzilla99  4/18/08 6:38:29 pm reply quote

Centers for internal struggle? I'm sorry, what does jihad mean this week?

50 nikis-knight  4/18/08 6:38:52 pm reply quote
Ayman “Bumpy” Zawahiri calls on all Muslims to turn mosques, schools, and factories into jihad centers.

How absurd! Everyone knows how poor mosques would function as, say, weapons depots, and how ill-suited the average Muslim is for violence, such as beheading, hi-jacking, shooting rockets, setting bombs, or generally yelling like a jackass...

/

51 mitthrawnurdo  4/18/08 6:39:33 pm reply quote

re: #4 Honorary Yooper

Blood for the BLOOD GOD!

52 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:39:42 pm reply quote

re: #30 Ojoe

I hope my tax money buys the missile that takes him out

I'll kick in a few extra bucks for a tube of Clearasil so he can get rid of the bump and be all pretty when he gets to the virgins !

53 really grumpy big dog Johnson  4/18/08 6:40:56 pm reply quote

re: #48 nyc redneck

we should stop moslem immigration into this country unless they renounce islam and integrate into our society like all other immigrants have.

Most immigrants haven't had to renounce their religions, but like FLDS folks, some people need to change, or else.

54 datadude  4/18/08 6:41:17 pm reply quote

re: #22 Noam Sayin'
Dats 'zackly what I was gonna say.

55 nyc redneck  4/18/08 6:41:23 pm reply quote

i bet he was a terrible doctor.
imagine his 'bed side' manner.
assh*le

56 nyc redneck  4/18/08 6:42:21 pm reply quote

re: #53 really grumpy big dog Johnson

Most immigrants haven't had to renounce their religions, but like FLDS folks, some people need to change, or else.

islam, isn't a religion. it's a war plan.

57 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:42:38 pm reply quote

re: #55 nyc redneck

i bet he was a terrible doctor.
imagine his 'bed side' manner.
assh*le

even so ,, he would qualify as a provider under HillaryCare !

58 Ojoe  4/18/08 6:42:45 pm reply quote

re: #36 DesertSage

OK, here is the link —

Mt. Wilson Towercam. They have it set on sort of high contrast at the moment.

By the way, you can e-mail them at:

Comments, or suggestions?
E-Mail us at: obs -at- astro.ucla.edu


And you can request them to aim the towercam in certain doirections, and to zoom it even:

Mt. Baldy, Pasadena, Catalina island ...

59 really grumpy big dog Johnson  4/18/08 6:42:48 pm reply quote

re: #52 sattv4u2

I'll kick in a few extra bucks for a tube of Clearasil octogen so he can get rid of the bump and be all pretty when he gets to the virgins raisins!

Better.

60 nyc redneck  4/18/08 6:43:47 pm reply quote

re: #57 sattv4u2

even so ,, he would qualify as a provider under HillaryCare !

LOL
(thanks for that one) lol

61 Ojoe  4/18/08 6:43:47 pm reply quote

re: #52 sattv4u2

Ah, it's a come as you are party & in hell there is probably no dress code

62 snowcrash  4/18/08 6:44:25 pm reply quote

HEAD ON Apply directly to the forehead. That has to be a tender spot.

63 Ojoe  4/18/08 6:44:34 pm reply quote

re: #58 Ojoe

"directions"

PIMF

64 solomonpanting  4/18/08 6:45:09 pm reply quote

Al-Zawahiri also discusses what he calls the Muslims’ longstanding economic crisis and political oppression

So his answer to a vibrant economy and political freedoms?

urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

Small wonder the land yields oil while the populace produces misery.

65 AZfederalist  4/18/08 6:45:55 pm reply quote

Does kind of look like a madman doesn't he?

So, when do we actually nail this terrorist? He certainly has plenty of evil in his ledger.

66 OldLineTexan  4/18/08 6:45:57 pm reply quote

In the great tradition of broken clocks, Ol'Bumpy has a point about rights.

He doesn't know what rights are, but he correctly guesses that if you don't guard them jealously, you will be without them.

/something Barack Hussein Obama doesn't think Americans know

67 maximum leader  4/18/08 6:46:26 pm reply quote

He wants Muslims to quit smoking and resist peer pressure! Good for him!

68 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:47:39 pm reply quote

What a great night ,,

the Red Sox are beating the Rangers
the Yankees are losing to the Orioles
I got a bonus $$$$$$ at work
Zawahari has a zit the size of Bayonne New Jersey on his squash

69 VegasRick  4/18/08 6:47:51 pm reply quote

re: #67 maximum leader

He wants Muslims to quit smoking and resist peer pressure! Good for him!

It is hard for them to quit smoking after they blow themselves up, it take a lot of water.

70 nyc redneck  4/18/08 6:47:53 pm reply quote

re: #62 snowcrash

HEAD ON Apply directly to the forehead. That has to be a tender spot.

i think that's a callous,
constantly pounding his head on the stoney floor of his cave.
and that's a life.

71 OldLineTexan  4/18/08 6:48:12 pm reply quote

re: #61 Ojoe

Ah, it's a come as you are party & in hell there is probably no dress code

Absolutely no one can dress as The Crow.

72 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:48:50 pm reply quote

re: #69 VegasRick

It is hard for them to quit smoking after they blow themselves up, it take a lot of water.

where theres smoke ,, theres a Jihadist !

73 VegasRick  4/18/08 6:49:06 pm reply quote

re: #72 sattv4u2

where theres smoke ,, theres a Jihadist !

LOL!

74 VegasRick  4/18/08 6:49:40 pm reply quote

re: #72 sattv4u2

where theres smoke ,, theres a Jihadist !

where theres smoke ,, there was a Jihadist !

75 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:49:44 pm reply quote

re: #73 VegasRick

LOL!

NAHH ,, I thought yours deserved a bigger LOL

76 Inquisitive  4/18/08 6:50:24 pm reply quote

re: #47 Grammy Cracker

Does anyone else think the Muslim women may wear the burka to shield their eyes from views of this guy, and others like him?

Oh, Grammy I had to laugh out loud on this one!

77 windhorse  4/18/08 6:51:01 pm reply quote

five years = decades

/checking with Texas Instruments calculator

78 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:51:23 pm reply quote

What is it that Jef Dunhams Walter says ,,,,,,,,, YAHHAYYYAYYAHHHAYYAYY,,,,,, BOOOM

[Link: static1.videosift.com...]

79 deportman  4/18/08 6:51:26 pm reply quote

Because they can't get laid...

80 VegasRick  4/18/08 6:52:25 pm reply quote

re: #67 maximum leader

He wants Muslims to quit smoking and resist peer pressure! Good for him!

That really is funny! Don't smoke but go blow yourself up! This fool is a real scumbag.

81 AZfederalist  4/18/08 6:52:34 pm reply quote

I'm sure the self-appointed Elder Carter could get Al Zawatsit to straighten up and fly right. The Elder just needs to meet with him and talk.

Does anybody else find something creepy about this "Elders" thing? Almost has this sci-fi aura to it. Wouldn't be quite as bad if ole Jimmuh had some actual successes that would qualify him for such a lofty appellation, but as we all know, his success at talking to folks (the Ayatollah, the Russians in Afghanistan, Arafat, Kim Jong Il, etc) weren't exactly stellar successes. Ole Mandela doesn't exactly match the description of someone to whom such an apellation would apply either.

/Given their successes, I think "Ole Farts" is probably a better label and less pretentious.

82 pat  4/18/08 6:52:42 pm reply quote

A bit of time ago, after the UK Muslim Physicians tried to set fire to their Jeeps while in them, I did some research to ascertain the schooling of these apparent morons. In Egypt, and it is among the most rigorous of the Islamic countries in this regard, a Medical Doctorate is awarded after 4 years of undergraduate study in a medically related field (zoology, biology, botany, psychology ,Koranic studies, etc) and a single year of Graduate School. The fact that they are allowed to practice 'medicine' in the West is appalling. BTW, this is NOT true of India, Latin America, South Africa, The Caribbean, or the Orient.

83 OldLineTexan  4/18/08 6:53:29 pm reply quote

re: #77 windhorse

five years = decades

/checking with Texas Instruments calculator

Maybe he no likey Saddam any more than Boooosh...

84 pat  4/18/08 6:53:47 pm reply quote

re: #70 nyc redneck

i think that's a callous,
constantly pounding his head on the stoney floor of his cave.
and that's a life.

You are correct. That is a sign of extreme devotion and is intentionally enhanced to show thus.

85 WindHorse  4/18/08 6:54:13 pm reply quote

re: #83 OldLineTexan

maybe he married the wrong goat.....

86 maximum leader  4/18/08 6:55:01 pm reply quote

We've got to admit, though, our government has been negligent in either not getting this guy or at least letting us know if he is dead. It's ridiculous.

87 WindHorse  4/18/08 6:56:03 pm reply quote

I get this mental image of these cavemen grinding their heads into the floor and instead of praying.... thinking about how big their bump is getting... stuck somewhere between 9 and 10 emotionally....

/type thing

88 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:57:30 pm reply quote

re: #86 maximum leader

We've got to admit, though, our government has been negligent in either not getting this guy or at least letting us know if he is dead. It's ridiculous.

I find no fault with our gov't and/ or military in not getting him and Osama. Just look how many people have been on the FBI's Most Wanted list for years, and the FBI can go anywhere here in the states to find them. Try finding someONE in a place the size of the US where you aren't even supposed to BE !

sorry ,,, just sayin

89 Inquisitive  4/18/08 6:57:45 pm reply quote

re: #47 Grammy Cracker

Does anyone else think the Muslim women may wear the burka to shield their eyes from views of this guy, and others like him?

re: #52 sattv4u2

I'll kick in a few extra bucks for a tube of Clearasil so he can get rid of the bump and be all pretty when he gets to the virgins !

re: #57 sattv4u2

even so ,, he would qualify as a provider under HillaryCare !

re: #59 really grumpy big dog Johnson

re: #62 snowcrash

HEAD ON Apply directly to the forehead. That has to be a tender spot.

re: #69 VegasRick

It is hard for them to quit smoking after they blow themselves up, it take a lot of water.

re: #72 sattv4u2

where theres smoke ,, theres a Jihadist !


ROFLMAO

90 sattv4u2  4/18/08 6:59:10 pm reply quote

re: #89 Inquisitive

thank you ,, thank you ,,,,, we're here all week ,, two shows on Sunday ,, and please tip your waitress

91 Grammy Cracker  4/18/08 7:00:16 pm reply quote

re: #90 sattv4u2

thank you ,, thank you ,,,,, we're here all week ,, two shows on Sunday ,, and please tip your waitress

.... at least 20%!

Thankewe, thankewe very much!

92 maximum leader  4/18/08 7:03:28 pm reply quote

re: #88 sattv4u2

I find no fault with our gov't and/ or military in not getting him and Osama. Just look how many people have been on the FBI's Most Wanted list for years, and the FBI can go anywhere here in the states to find them. Try finding someONE in a place the size of the US where you aren't even supposed to BE !

sorry ,,, just sayin

I think, though, many if not most of the FBI most wanted are virtual unknowns in both their communities and by the general public. And the FBI is searching for them with very limited resources overall. Bin Laden and Zawahiri, though? Sheesh, you would figure if they were alive they would be reachable through some sort of bribery, etc.

93 datadude  4/18/08 7:06:35 pm reply quote

re: #82 pat
Yeah, that may be true. But somehow, they still
exceed almost every other nation's expertise
in the fast-paced and highly technological field
of blood-letting! So you tell ME: Why don't OUR
(or much of the rest of the free world's) doctors
excel to that same degre...HUH?! Tell me, Mr.
Smarty Pants!

/sarcasm off

94 Promethea  4/18/08 7:08:13 pm reply quote

Just starting this thread, so I don't know what others have said, but I'll say this: If Muslims in Chicago started taking to the streets and doing "jihad," the normally tolerant mood of Chicagoans would turn on a dime.

How do I know this? I've been in several taxis lately, and all of them have displayed large crosses on their rear-view mirrors. Just a small but telling signs of the times.

95 Promethea  4/18/08 7:09:01 pm reply quote

Oops...."sign of the times."

96 Promethea  4/18/08 7:09:51 pm reply quote

Or maybe "small but telling signs of the times."

97 Slumbering Behemoth  4/18/08 7:10:03 pm reply quote

I'm in a juvenile mood tonight (Hey! Stop laughing!) so I thought I'd play that childish fortune cookie game with Bumpy:

“Five Years after the Invasion of Iraq; Decades of Oppression by the Tyrant.”...in bed

This understanding, he says, is meant to allow the Americans to focus on fighting Al-Qaeda and the Taliban in Pakistan and Afghanistan, but will in fact only “only serve Iran’s interests in the region and add fuel to the fire.”...in bed

He calls upon the Muslims to take matters into their own hands...in bed

“Rights are not granted, but are claimed by force.”...in bed

He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance....in bed

/ugh, that was almost as lame as the grown adults that insist on using nothing but "dirty words" in a round of Mad Libs

98 nyc redneck  4/18/08 7:12:38 pm reply quote

re: #82 pat

A bit of time ago, after the UK Muslim Physicians tried to set fire to their Jeeps while in them, I did some research to ascertain the schooling of these apparent morons. In Egypt, and it is among the most rigorous of the Islamic countries in this regard, a Medical Doctorate is awarded after 4 years of undergraduate study in a medically related field (zoology, biology, botany, psychology ,Koranic studies, etc) and a single year of Graduate School. The fact that they are allowed to practice 'medicine' in the West is appalling. BTW, this is NOT true of India, Latin America, South Africa, The Caribbean, or the Orient.

this is frightening. they have no qualifications at all to practice medicine. how many people have died at the hands of these "physicians"?
(not just because they are jihadis but because they are inept?)

99 datadude  4/18/08 7:14:54 pm reply quote

re: #98 nyc redneck

No qualifications...HELLO!? What about
BLOOD LETTING?! JEESH! (ref:#93)

100 Promethea  4/18/08 7:23:28 pm reply quote

re: #81 AZfederalist

I'm sure the self-appointed Elder Carter could get Al Zawatsit to straighten up and fly right. The Elder just needs to meet with him and talk.

Does anybody else find something creepy about this "Elders" thing? Almost has this sci-fi aura to it. Wouldn't be quite as bad if ole Jimmuh had some actual successes that would qualify him for such a lofty appellation, but as we all know, his success at talking to folks (the Ayatollah, the Russians in Afghanistan, Arafat, Kim Jong Il, etc) weren't exactly stellar successes. Ole Mandela doesn't exactly match the description of someone to whom such an apellation would apply either.

/Given their successes, I think "Ole Farts" is probably a better label and less pretentious.

I agree with your view that there is something creepy about this "Elder" thing. The characters in this psychoticdrama would make a good science fiction plot. If someone wrote this book, however, Jimmah, Kim, Arafat, and others in the cast of characters are too grotesque to be believed (unless one actually lived through these times, as we have).

I just finished reading "Old Man's War." An excellent novel. The "Elders" in this novel are pretty terrific. They don't look like Arafat at all. Those who act like Jimmah get knocked off rather quickly. (Not a spoiler, don't worry.)

101 macofromoc  4/18/08 7:24:41 pm reply quote

I never noticed how much Bumpy looked like that Mohamed cartoon.

102 pat  4/18/08 7:25:10 pm reply quote

re: #98 nyc redneck

this is frightening. they have no qualifications at all to practice medicine. how many people have died at the hands of these "physicians"?
(not just because they are jihadis but because they are inept?)

The demands of socialized medicine have virtually forced these ignorant, uncaring butchers on the UK. The best students, and Medical School is VERY rigorous, no longer seek to be Doctors because the work is meaningless drudge for little pay and long hours. So Drs are imported. And I understand Canada is going down that road also. Maybe one of Canadian Physicians can shed some light on that issue. At this time a Canadian trained Physician is not different from that of America, Mexico etc. Cuba is now iffy also, BTW.

103 Dustyvet  4/18/08 7:41:02 pm reply quote

re: #9 savage_nation

Kill that bastard with a napalm strike

Nah, arrange an appointment with a United States Marine Corp Sniper!

104 Intrepid  4/18/08 7:41:18 pm reply quote

When can we send some bunker busters over to end the Dr's tirades for good?

I am weary of seeing his mug popping up, and would like to see a NEWS ALERT declaring that we've spread his ashes to the four winds.

105 Colonel Panik  4/18/08 7:50:08 pm reply quote

re: #103 Dustyvet

Nah, arrange an appointment with a United States Marine Corp Sniper!

7.62mm NATO: Apply directly to the forehead!

106 SevoGuy  4/18/08 7:56:06 pm reply quote

Jihad = Koranic teachings. Therefore we in the USA must BAN THE KORAN.

People.........start reading the koran so you know what satanic teachings it contains.

We are Christians and it is very difficult for us to hate the way a (islamist) muslim hates. Why do they hate us?

Reason # 1: We support the state of Israel
Reason # 2: The koran teaches the muslim to hate Christians and Jews
Reason # 3: The hate us because we remind them that they aren't the superior culture or religion. They are reminded of this every time they turn on a light bulb, a computer or a car. For if they were the superior culture or religion, why didn't they invent them.

I'm sure this list can go on and on all night, but Charles processors would be overloaded before this list was exhausted.

107 krypto  4/18/08 7:59:18 pm reply quote

He looks like he needs a nice hug from Jimmy Carter.

108 ypnxjkb  4/18/08 8:02:29 pm reply quote

Hey i know that guy, he muttered at me in a cab the other day.

109 BingoBunny  4/18/08 8:05:03 pm reply quote

turning mosques into arms factories.. isn't that what we have been finding for the last 5 years? send this guy a better "Caves Times" he seems outa the loop.

/Can't Jdimmy just be his friend.. or is there a meeting with the KKK and neo nazi's I missed

110 ypnxjkb  4/18/08 8:05:12 pm reply quote

re: #102 pat

Cuba is now iffy also, BTW.


Cuban Doctors? Only if you put the word witch in front or Zhivago behind comrade.

111 wong fei hung  4/18/08 8:18:28 pm reply quote

Kinda redundant, him askin' em to do what they already done...

112 Anthony (Los Angeles)  4/18/08 8:26:53 pm reply quote

re: #51 mitthrawnurdo

Blood for the BLOOD GOD!

Skulls for the Skull Throne!

(Though, from the bump, Zawahiri looks more like someone transforming into a demon of Nurgle.)

113 uptight  4/18/08 8:33:51 pm reply quote

5 years and the Jihad still hasn't achieved anything.

I wonder if the more "progressive" wings of Al Qaeda are pressuring him for a timetable for withdrawal.

114 cookielady  4/18/08 8:40:05 pm reply quote
He concludes by urging Muslims to take to the streets, and to turn their mosques, schools, factories and universities into centers of support for jihad and resistance.

Ok, since when are they NOT already?

Dork with a dot. Canker with a callus. Bozo with a bump.

115 docremulac  4/18/08 8:44:08 pm reply quote

I've got a theory that the driving force behind islam is impotent old men angry at the world because their wieners don't work any more.

Let me put my tinfoil hat on here.

Think about it, they want all the young men to go to war, (the young men that they're jealous of) there's a heavy sexual message to the young men in jihad (lots of sluts in heaven boys, just kill lots of Jews) and heavy hatred of women and sex in general.

I mean, I look at this guy and it's pretty obvious that nookie is a distant memory for this ugly old goat. I'm not saying Viagra and hookers are the cure though, I'm thinking napalm and thermobaric bombs applied liberally to the effected area should do the trick.