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Monday Evening Egg

Mon, Apr 21, 2008 at 5:03:31 pm PDT

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1 jopa416  4/21/08 5:04:21 pm reply quote 1

Eggs-cellent

2 6pat6  4/21/08 5:04:26 pm reply quote 0

I fell sunny-side up.

3 6pat6  4/21/08 5:04:47 pm reply quote 0

My brain is not scrambled.

4 6pat6  4/21/08 5:05:00 pm reply quote 1

And that's no yolk!

5 godfrey  4/21/08 5:05:23 pm reply quote 0

A good egg.

6 6pat6  4/21/08 5:05:25 pm reply quote 1

Which came first - the Democrat or the egg?

7 galloping granny  4/21/08 5:05:33 pm reply quote 0

Nice with the asparagus we just finished.

8 jcm  4/21/08 5:05:48 pm reply quote 2

What?
No bacon?

BIG EGG IS RIPPING US OFF!

9 LoFlyer  4/21/08 5:06:06 pm reply quote 0

Looks a lot better than a fruit cup (Don't tell LOL)!

10 6pat6  4/21/08 5:06:09 pm reply quote 0

Throw some picante, salt and pepper,along with some buttered sourdough toast, and you're set!

11 Ojoe  4/21/08 5:06:11 pm reply quote 10

This is your brain on LGF.

12 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:06:23 pm 1
13 so.cal.swede  4/21/08 5:06:55 pm reply quote 0

that dastardly Charles Johnson... before, he was just running a lame Bicycle blog, but after the horrid egging of his neighbors house all he talks about is eggs! Eggs, eggs, eggs! How he wants to fry them, boil them, and scramble them. Egg sandwiches, egg salad, and omelets!

14 Honorary Yooper  4/21/08 5:07:09 pm reply quote 0

re: #11 Ojoe

This is your brain on LGF.

No, just that damn Ben Stein thread.

15 Killgore Trout  4/21/08 5:07:15 pm reply quote 6

It's evolving!

16 JammieWearingFool  4/21/08 5:07:17 pm reply quote 1

Is that Dick Cheney and a naked woman I see in the reflection?

17 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:07:17 pm 0
18 6pat6  4/21/08 5:07:21 pm reply quote 0

BACON! Baconbaconbacon! I like the dog food commercial about bacon-fdlavored dog food - the dog goes crazy!

19 cicero05  4/21/08 5:07:27 pm reply quote 0

So has our stupid/evil ratio changed at all lately?

20 jcm  4/21/08 5:07:28 pm reply quote 0

A little hollandaise, will put it through the roof.

21 Bloodnok  4/21/08 5:07:46 pm reply quote 1

Can we see Charles in the reflection? Or Dick Cheney's arm?

22 mikeinmd  4/21/08 5:08:09 pm reply quote 0

Looks like what fell off NMN's face yesterday

23 JammieWearingFool  4/21/08 5:08:21 pm reply quote 1

Premature hatchling.

24 Bloodnok  4/21/08 5:08:24 pm reply quote 0

re: #16 JammieWearingFool

Is that Dick Cheney and a naked woman I see in the reflection?

A fowl trick.......

25 Killgore Trout  4/21/08 5:08:42 pm reply quote 0

re: #21 Bloodnok

Naked lady!

26 6pat6  4/21/08 5:08:45 pm reply quote 1

A nice sausage link or two, some bacon, three eggs over medium with runny yolks, hash browns and three pancakes, please

27 galloping granny  4/21/08 5:08:56 pm reply quote 0

re: #17 song_and_dance_man

I predict 20+ plus dings for that best comment so far.

Why? What is "best" about comparing a brain on LGF to one fried on drugs? Or don't you comprehend the "ruined" connection? I gave him a down ding and if I could I would give him 1000 more.

28 so.cal.swede  4/21/08 5:08:57 pm reply quote 0

in what trimester was that lizard egg cooked?

29 6pat6  4/21/08 5:09:13 pm reply quote 0

Did one of our hatchlings crack under pressure?

30 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:09:19 pm 0
31 Charles  4/21/08 5:10:02 pm reply quote 2

My goodness. They're still going at it on the Ben Stein thread?

32 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:10:04 pm 0
33 Bloodnok  4/21/08 5:10:04 pm reply quote 0

re: #29 6pat6

Did one of our hatchlings crack under pressure?

Yeah, it was being shelled...

(now I'm out of puns)

34 rockdad  4/21/08 5:10:31 pm reply quote 0

re: #30 song_and_dance_man

eggs-xactly!

35 LoFlyer  4/21/08 5:10:33 pm reply quote 0

re: #26 6pat6

A nice sausage link or two, some bacon, three eggs over medium with runny yolks, hash browns and three pancakes, please

Thats called the "grand slam" on the waffle house menu. my favorite...

36 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:10:38 pm 0
37 6pat6  4/21/08 5:10:43 pm reply quote 0

re: #33 Bloodnok

Yup. Now he has egg on his face!

38 DesertSage  4/21/08 5:11:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #31 Charles

My goodness. They're still going at it on the Ben Stein thread?

You should bump that tread to the front page Charles, and see how far it goes.

39 pre-Boomer Marine brat  4/21/08 5:11:30 pm reply quote 1

Does Killgore like his eggs ... Benedict?

*duck*

40 goddessoftheclassroom  4/21/08 5:12:06 pm reply quote 0

re: #36 song_and_dance_man

We've noticed. How about an encore thread?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

41 Honorary Yooper  4/21/08 5:12:16 pm reply quote 0

re: #31 Charles

My goodness. They're still going at it on the Ben Stein thread?

Apparently. I gave up looking at it when it crossed the 2,100 comment line.

42 goddessoftheclassroom  4/21/08 5:12:33 pm reply quote 0

re: #39 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Does Killgore like his eggs ... Benedict?

*duck*

You're really going to be in the dog house...

43 Bloodnok  4/21/08 5:12:33 pm reply quote 0

re: #37 6pat6

Yup. Now he has egg on his face!

I'll give you a Grade A for that one.

44 Ojoe  4/21/08 5:12:47 pm reply quote 0

re: #27 galloping granny

LKOL

Opps, mu brain is on something.

Thus the extra lertter, "K"

45 6pat6  4/21/08 5:12:48 pm reply quote 0

Some eggs can't take the boiling. Some go and get fried. Some get all scrambled. I know one that did it in three minutes! Some poor bastards get poached. Some go out raw. Some never see the light of day.

46 LoFlyer  4/21/08 5:12:57 pm reply quote 0

re: #39 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Does Killgore like his eggs ... Benedict?

*duck*

LOL! I would imagine Killgore is busy on the other thread...

47 pre-Boomer Marine brat  4/21/08 5:13:30 pm reply quote 0

re: #42 goddessoftheclassroom

YIKES!
It's HER!

48 Killgore Trout  4/21/08 5:13:33 pm reply quote 1

re: #39 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I'm a sunny side up (greasy side down) kinda guy. Soak up the yolk with wheat toast.

49 6pat6  4/21/08 5:13:38 pm reply quote 0

the Ben Stein thread is still going? No shit?

50 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:14:13 pm 0
51 Honorary Yooper  4/21/08 5:14:14 pm reply quote 0

re: #49 6pat6

the Ben Stein thread is still going? No shit?

I think someone wants to win Ben Stein's money there.

52 MigueldowninMexico  4/21/08 5:14:23 pm reply quote 1

re: #31 Charles

My goodness. They're still going at it on the Ben Stein thread?

They are...

You unleashed a TEMPEST!
lol

53 LoFlyer  4/21/08 5:14:58 pm reply quote 0

re: #51 Honorary Yooper

I think someone wants to win Ben Stein's money there.

What does he pay?

54 Dewie  4/21/08 5:15:07 pm reply quote 0

OH! GAWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddd !
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!
HUMPTY !...........Say it isn't soooooooo !
This bumms me out...........

55 Thanos  4/21/08 5:15:13 pm reply quote 1

It's hard to those cooked in the nitrogen atmosphere I bet.

/yeah they are still going on .

It was a lively debate, and I enjoyed it. Got nothing done between that and work however.

56 Bloodnok  4/21/08 5:15:14 pm reply quote 0

As Sure as Eggs is Eggs

57 MandyManners  4/21/08 5:15:20 pm reply quote 0

re: #42 goddessoftheclassroom

What shoes are you wearing Saturday?

58 Killgore Trout  4/21/08 5:15:24 pm reply quote 2

re: #46 LoFlyer

NO, I'm going to let it rest for a while. I have further thoughts about what I've learned recently but my new theory might agitate things further. I'm going to see the movie this week.

59 jamgarr  4/21/08 5:15:30 pm reply quote 0

It's a yolk, son, it's a yolk.

60 JammieWearingFool  4/21/08 5:15:31 pm reply quote 0

Who knew Ben Stein elicited such passion?

How does he like his eggs?

61 pre-Boomer Marine brat  4/21/08 5:15:34 pm reply quote 0

re: #48 Killgore Trout

I'm a sunny side up (greasy side down) kinda guy. Soak up the yolk with wheat toast.

Yum!

62 MigueldowninMexico  4/21/08 5:15:42 pm reply quote 1

re: #38 DesertSage

Desert. I guess you're right, but sometimes adults get so hanged on their pride that they behave like children...or kosaks lol

63 wolfie  4/21/08 5:15:46 pm reply quote 0

Anyone want grits?

64 stevieray  4/21/08 5:15:57 pm reply quote 0

re: #48 Killgore Trout

Rye toast.

65 rawmuse  4/21/08 5:16:14 pm reply quote 1

Egg. What? No links?

66 rockdad  4/21/08 5:16:33 pm reply quote 0

The other thread ?"It's all been done" . Besides I think this is the backdoor view of the Lizard Lounge the lurkers wish they had access to.

67 DesertSage  4/21/08 5:16:33 pm reply quote 0

re: #50 song_and_dance_man

Leave Killgore alone. With the exception of Evolution, he's my tag team partner.

Thanks a lot...now I know why I'm always getting beat up!

:'(

68 Ojoe  4/21/08 5:16:33 pm reply quote 1

re: #27 galloping granny

Hi Granny

Just being humorous, this is a humor site, about 30% humor I think.

Otherwise it would be less fun to read

Happy monday to you.

69 Colonel Panik  4/21/08 5:16:44 pm reply quote 0

Sorry, this should be a morning pic. It just screams BREAKFAST!

Well, somewhere in the world it is breakfast time.

70 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:16:58 pm 0
71 Colonel Panik  4/21/08 5:17:06 pm reply quote 0

re: #51 Honorary Yooper

I think someone wants to win Ben Stein's money there.

Buehler....Buehler....

72 6pat6  4/21/08 5:17:07 pm reply quote 0

Then, some eggs get powdered, while others get devil'd. There are good eggs and bad eggs. Big eggs and little eggs. Some think eggs-istentially. Others are eggs-act. But, alas, I can't sit here and peck all day. Or even lay around! I've got to get clucking and hatch a plan! Fly the coop! Quit being chicken!

73 pre-Boomer Marine brat  4/21/08 5:17:09 pm reply quote 0

re: #63 wolfie

Anyone want grits?

Smothered in butter.

74 Honorary Yooper  4/21/08 5:17:19 pm reply quote 0

re: #53 LoFlyer

What does he pay?

Denarii. He hasn't evolved to dollars yet.

/

75 6pat6  4/21/08 5:17:39 pm reply quote 0

re: #63 wolfie

No grits!

76 Killgore Trout  4/21/08 5:17:54 pm reply quote 0

re: #70 song_and_dance_man

How old is he? Will there be any fact checking?

77 DesertSage  4/21/08 5:18:27 pm reply quote 0

Here we go again...

78 wolfie  4/21/08 5:18:29 pm reply quote 0

re: #73 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Smothered in butter.

You bet. Drowning!

79 LoFlyer  4/21/08 5:18:49 pm reply quote 0

re: #58 Killgore Trout

NO, I'm going to let it rest for a while. I have further thoughts about what I've learned recently but my new theory might agitate things further. I'm going to see the movie this week.


Good for you. The better part of valor is knowing when to back off.

80 MigueldowninMexico  4/21/08 5:18:51 pm reply quote 0

re: #77 DesertSage

Here we go again...

For ever and ever...

81 lawhawk  4/21/08 5:18:53 pm reply quote 0

Charles,

Someone's going to call the food police on you. Do you know how many calories that is? Mayor Bloomberg might come a knockin' after all. /

But if you've got eggs, I've got matzah. Let's make matzah brei.

82 conservgirl  4/21/08 5:19:01 pm reply quote 0

re: #63 wolfie

You going to make them cheese grits?

83 Honorary Yooper  4/21/08 5:19:32 pm reply quote 2

I really feel sorry for Zombie right now. The undead one felt he/she got hounded out of the Spencer thread.

Zombie, please come back.

84 soulpile  4/21/08 5:19:42 pm reply quote 0

Egg! So many recipes, so little time. . . now I'm hungrier than before.

85 wolfie  4/21/08 5:19:50 pm reply quote 0

re: #75 6pat6

No grits!

Phooey!

86 Ma Sands  4/21/08 5:19:50 pm reply quote 0

re: #31 Charles

It has become an "I dare you to go in there & see if you come out alive" thing......


/ :)

87 MigueldowninMexico  4/21/08 5:19:50 pm reply quote 0

re: #83 Honorary Yooper

I really feel sorry for Zombie right now. The undead one felt he/she got hounded out of the Spencer thread.

Zombie, please come back.

:(

88 Honorary Yooper  4/21/08 5:20:04 pm reply quote 0

re: #80 MigueldowninMexico

For ever and ever...

Amen, alleluia.

:-)

89 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:20:05 pm 0
90 Colonel Panik  4/21/08 5:20:06 pm reply quote 0

re: #18 6pat6

BACON! Baconbaconbacon! I like the dog food commercial about bacon-fdlavored dog food - the dog goes crazy!


IT'S BACON!

91 pre-Boomer Marine brat  4/21/08 5:20:12 pm reply quote 0

re: #72 6pat6

Then, some eggs get powdered, while others get devil'd. There are good eggs and bad eggs. Big eggs and little eggs. Some think eggs-istentially. Others are eggs-act. But, alas, I can't sit here and peck all day. Or even lay around! I've got to get clucking and hatch a plan! Fly the coop! Quit being chicken!

Eggs is obviously a subject with many layers.

92 MigueldowninMexico  4/21/08 5:20:16 pm reply quote 1

re: #86 Ma Sands

It has become an "I dare you to go in there & see if you come out alive" thing......


/ :)

LOL

93 goddessoftheclassroom  4/21/08 5:20:20 pm reply quote 1

re: #57 MandyManners

What shoes are you wearing Saturday?

[Link: www.zappos.com...]

I got them on sale at Sak's.

94 conservgirl  4/21/08 5:20:31 pm reply quote 0

re: #75 6pat6


What do you have against grits?:)

Isn't that Girls Raised In The South?

95 rockdad  4/21/08 5:20:37 pm reply quote 0

re: #84 soulpile

Cool Avator, did you draw it?

96 6pat6  4/21/08 5:20:42 pm reply quote 0

re: #80 MigueldowninMexico

Here we go again...

For ever and ever...

This is the song that doesn't end...

97 MigueldowninMexico  4/21/08 5:20:59 pm reply quote 1

re: #88 Honorary Yooper

Amen, alleluia.

:-)

Hahaha...

Per omnia saecula saeculorum, amen ;)

98 LoFlyer  4/21/08 5:21:07 pm reply quote 0

re: #82 conservgirl

You going to make them cheese grits?

My brother makes the best cheese grits....

99 wolfie  4/21/08 5:21:35 pm reply quote 0

re: #82 conservgirl

You going to make them cheese grits?


Well, if it were chops or ham, I'd say yes.
But w/ eggs, just plain grits w/ butter!

100 bolivar  4/21/08 5:21:39 pm reply quote 0

re: #31 Charles

My goodness. They're still going at it on the Ben Stein thread?

Yup and the script is crapping out - at 2395 it seems even Firefox cannot handle it. Perhaps the limit is around 1500 or so. Some newbies there bitchin and moanin. Nothing to see there - move on.

101 Colonel Panik  4/21/08 5:21:41 pm reply quote 0

re: #63 wolfie

Anyone want grits?

With some butter and a dash of pepper.

Goes perfect with the Obama bails on the Tar Heels thread.

Have to have some pulled pork sandwiches and cole slaw for lunch.

102 conservgirl  4/21/08 5:21:42 pm reply quote 0

re: #93 goddessoftheclassroom

[Link:

103 littleoldlady  4/21/08 5:21:50 pm reply quote 0

re: #9 LoFlyer

sob!

104 Truck Monkey  4/21/08 5:21:51 pm reply quote 0

re: #5 godfrey

A good egg.

That is what my grandfather used to call his grandkids and everyone else he thought was a good guy. "He's a good egg". God do I ever miss him.

105 Dianna  4/21/08 5:21:53 pm reply quote 2

re: #83 Honorary Yooper

I want zombie!

106 Killgore Trout  4/21/08 5:21:57 pm reply quote 0

re: #89 song_and_dance_man

Ah, he's old enough. I never really fact checked anything myself until Mikey Moore's Fahrenheit 911. That's how I discovered blogs. Kids today are going to be so much smarter than us.

107 x-ray  4/21/08 5:22:07 pm reply quote 0

Eggs and SPAM. Yum

108 6pat6  4/21/08 5:22:19 pm reply quote 0

As I said last night, I've made a valiant attempt at grit appreciation...it just ain't there!

Someone ELSE brought up the "G"-word!

109 MigueldowninMexico  4/21/08 5:22:25 pm reply quote 0

re: #96 6pat6

110 DesertSage  4/21/08 5:22:46 pm reply quote 0

Why an egg? Next thing you know Charles will post a chicken.

I think Charles is just trying to stir things up.

111 conservgirl  4/21/08 5:22:47 pm reply quote 0

re: #99 wolfie

What you are from Charleston my friend! No cheese grits and shrimp?

112 RedWhiteAndJew  4/21/08 5:22:47 pm reply quote 0

Little Green Eggs and Ham?

113 6pat6  4/21/08 5:23:12 pm reply quote 0

re: #107 x-ray

YES! Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs, and Spam...

114 Dianna  4/21/08 5:23:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #101 Colonel Panik

I think I hate you for that.

I'm hungry, and feel too awful (allergies have flattened me) to get up and do anything about it.

115 LoFlyer  4/21/08 5:23:40 pm reply quote 0

re: #103 littleoldlady

sob!

LOL! you weren't supposed to see that! My apologies, but I really do prefer bacon, eggs and a waffle.....

116 conservgirl  4/21/08 5:23:48 pm reply quote 0

re: #103 littleoldlady


Hey LoL! How are you doing today?

117 pre-Boomer Marine brat  4/21/08 5:23:50 pm reply quote 1

re: #78 wolfie

You bet. Drowning!

Biscuits. Home-made biscuits. Do you want a white gravy with them, or to use them to sop up the eggs?

(Keep in mind, we're going to be pulling th' ol' ... "gosh I need more [gravy/eggs/whatever] to go with this last biscuit" ... thing.)

118 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:24:03 pm 2
119 conservgirl  4/21/08 5:24:39 pm reply quote 0

re: #98 LoFlyer


What kind of cheese does he use?

120 RedWhiteAndJew  4/21/08 5:24:53 pm reply quote 1

Typical egg white

121 MigueldowninMexico  4/21/08 5:25:01 pm reply quote 0

I'm getting hungry with all these food talking.
I'm logging off in a few minutes to prepare something.

littleoldlady
Is fruitcup ready? ;)

122 MandyManners  4/21/08 5:25:14 pm reply quote 0

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

123 bolivar  4/21/08 5:25:14 pm reply quote 0

mmmmmm SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM AND SPAM. Now what is wrong with that? hmmmmmmm?

124 6pat6  4/21/08 5:25:15 pm reply quote 0

re: #117 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Damn, I'm friggin' HUNGRY! Some biscuits and gravy, with Tabasco sauce and scrambled eggs & cheese sounds sooooooo god right now!

125 jcm  4/21/08 5:25:34 pm reply quote 0

Eggs, corned beef hash, sausage gravy.

126 bolivar  4/21/08 5:25:49 pm reply quote 0

re: #122 MandyManners

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

yes right above their snarklies

127 6pat6  4/21/08 5:25:50 pm reply quote 0

Oh, and can't forget the SPAM!

128 Honorary Yooper  4/21/08 5:25:52 pm reply quote 0

re: #122 MandyManners

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Were they mammals?

129 DesertSage  4/21/08 5:26:04 pm reply quote 2

re: #122 MandyManners

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

They had an apple tree, not an orange tree.

130 rockdad  4/21/08 5:26:15 pm reply quote 0

re: #122 MandyManners

Mandy, Mandy, Mandy dear...

131 BulgarWheat  4/21/08 5:26:21 pm reply quote 0

Cornell West, Ayyan Hirsi Ali, and Markos are all on Bill Maher.

///excuse me, I'm flipping between channels.

UN-Freakin' real!

132 LoFlyer  4/21/08 5:26:27 pm reply quote 0

re: #113 6pat6

YES! Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs, and Spam...


Monty Python's Spam

133 Dianna  4/21/08 5:26:40 pm reply quote 0

re: #122 MandyManners

An excellent question, addressed by a rather odd soul in the 19th century with the book Omphalos. As I recall, he decided that God did indeed give Adam and Eve bellybuttons.

134 conservgirl  4/21/08 5:26:55 pm reply quote 0

re: #129 DesertSage


Clever aren't you?:)

135 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  4/21/08 5:26:56 pm 0
136 MigueldowninMexico  4/21/08 5:27:00 pm reply quote 0

re: #131 BulgarWheat

Cornell West, Ayyan Hirsi Ali, and Markos are all on Bill Maher.

///excuse me, I'm flipping between channels.

UN-Freakin' real!

Hirsi Ali and Kos together?
My mind can't compute that!

137 littleoldlady  4/21/08 5:27:04 pm reply quote 0

re: #116 conservgirl

Hey! conservgirl! :-)

Have you been away?

re: #115 LoFlyer

LOL! you weren't supposed to see that! My apologies, but I really do prefer bacon, eggs and a waffle.....

Don't tell anybody. So do I! ;-)

/damn matzah

138 goddessoftheclassroom  4/21/08 5:27:12 pm reply quote 0

re: #102 conservgirl

You must be going to wedding? I love Stuart Weitzman.

I'm going to a black-tie gala here:

[Link: www.carnegiemuseums.org...]

I am SO excited! I LOVE getting dressed up and dancing.

139 MandyManners  4/21/08 5:27:12 pm reply quote 0

re: #126 bolivar

yes right above their snarklies

Ummm...what's a snarkly?

140 wolfie  4/21/08 5:27:23 pm reply quote 0

re: #101 Colonel Panik

Coming right up! (The grits, that is!)
We'll see about that Carolina BBQ for lunch tomorrow! Yum!

141 6pat6  4/21/08 5:27:26 pm reply quote 1

GREEN EGGS AND HAM
By Dr. Seuss

I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
Than Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.<