BHO has become the WAB.

Were there sausages and bacon with those waffles?

.

You had an inkling of what was to come when you posted that photograph of the egg yesterday, Charles.

The leader of the people..Viva Obama!

Squirm, you fucking worm. Squirm.

Obama waffled the issue.

Dude- if you can't be bothered to answer a simple question, no matter when it's posed to you, you're not fit to be President.

You think a world crisis is going to wait for your breakfast?!

Hed better be careful with those waffles. More than one politician has been caught waffling.

And here I thought Obama was above all that. :)

Now there's a guy that wont "Leggo his Eggo."

-S-

And the WaPo wastes four pages on McCain and his alleged temper.

The next leader of the free word ladies and gentlemen.
Holy crap.

Waffle? Is he trying to divert attention onto John Kerry?

re: #10 Dr. Shalit

Now there's a guy that wont "Leggo his Eggo."

-S-

LOL- He might want to reign in his EGO, too.

I can see Obama in the White House now:

"Mr. President, Islamic terrorists have carried out another attack on American soil. How do you wish to proceed?"

“Sigh...Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”

Obama told a synagogue in Philadelphia that while it was legitimate to meet with the leaders of states such as Syria or Iran, even if they were hostile to Israel, "Hamas is not a state" and did not warrant such a move.

Is he agreeing that it's okay for Carter to do so?

Waffle. Obama. Statesman.

Well, I'll give him this one.... Waffles aren't as tasty when they're cold.

Caroline Glick on BHO's fascist proclivities:

Speaking in February of the man she knows better than anyone else does, Michelle Obama said that her husband, Illinois Senator and candidate for the Democratic Presidential nomination Barack Obama, is the only candidate for president who understands that before America can solve its problems, Americans have to fix their "broken souls."

She also said that her husband's unique understanding of the state of souls of the American people makes him uniquely qualified to be President. Obama can do what his opponent in the Democratic race Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, cannot do. He can heal his countrymen's broken souls. He will redeem them.

But then, saving souls is hard work, and Mrs. Obama won't place the whole burden on her husband. He'll make the Americans work for him. As she put it, "Barack Obama will require you to work. He is going to demand that you shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zone. That you push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed."

At base, Mrs. Obama's statement is nothing less than a renunciation of democracy and an embrace of fascism. The basic idea of liberty is that people have a natural right to live their lives as usual and to be uninvolved and uninformed. And they certainly have a right to expect that their government will butt out of their souls.

IN CONTRAST, fascist societies, as Jonah Goldberg notes in the latest issue of National Review, are all about the notions of "unity" and "change" and melding our broken souls into a fixed, united will for change that Obama has made the core theme of his campaign. Goldberg compared "unity" with "patriotism," and explained that while the latter connotes the willingness to defend the moral values of a society, unity is bereft of any moral content. "The only value of unity is strength, strength in numbers - and... that is a fascist value. That's the symbolism of the fasces, the bundle of sticks that in combination are invincible."...

Another thing fascist societies have in common: charismatic leaders.

re: #16 Derek

I can see Obama in the White House now:

"Mr. President, Islamic terrorists have carried out another attack on American soil. How do you wish to proceed?"

“Sigh...Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”

Oil is now at 8,000$ a barrel Mr. President!

“Sigh...Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”

A taste of what is to come if this guy gets in office. Best to leave him in the Senate where he can do no harm.

I'll bet Rev. Wright thought Carter's trip was a good idea.

Waffle... A fitting breakfast for Barack Hussein Obama.

The Obama White House will undergo some renovation.

re: #11 buzzsawmonkey

Here's a big question
For you and for me
How waffle a President
Would Barack Obama be?

Pretty darn waffle.

re: #20 scaramouche

Will Obama make Amtrak run on time?

Obama's elf.
Don't wanna be,
Obama's elf. Anymore.

re: #16 Derek

Derek, you beat me to the script.

Rotating title!
Why can't I just eat my waffle.

Was it a halal breakfast?

re: #20 scaramouche

That is spooky to hear a follower of Wright talk about sick souls.

BHO--the IHOP candidate.

Is it a round waffle?

Is it a square Waffle?

What are you going to pour on it?

What if a waffle calls you at 3 in the morning?

re: #34 scaramouche

BHO--the IHOP candidate.

Wouldn't he be the IHOPe candidate?

Good Morning Charles!

This was reported on the 5:00 AM news in Israel. But I was half asleep, so I didn't know how to find it. Thanks for finding it!

He's the master of "waffle".

You know, it really *wouldn't* hurt him to strongly condemn Carter's meeting with Hamas.

Its not like the Move-on types are going to be voting for McCain.

re: #22 GreenDroll

A taste of what is to come if this guy gets in office. Best to leave him in the Senate where he can do no harm.

Remember when that member of the public wanted to get his photograph taken w with Obama?

Meanwhile, I'm still bitter, clinging to my pancakes, butter and maple syrup.

Kidding aside, what is frightening is that about 45% of this country will vote for this loser to lead the free world...

I can be a bit crabby before breakfast too.

What I want to know is was it an American style waffle with maple syrup or was it one of those 2 inch think Belgian numbers with strawberries and powdered sugar?

re: #17 MandyManners

Is he agreeing that it's okay for Carter to do so?

That is what it sounded like to me.

re: #27 Ward Cleaver

Will Obama make the trains run on time?

Dunno. More to the point, with he help make the Middle East Judenrein?

Waffles were created by evil white men.

/That's so mean...

Was it a Belgian waffle? And if so, shouldn't he be eating 'American' waffles?

re: #46 scaramouche

Dunno. More to the point, with he help make the Middle East Judenrein?

He'll try his darnedest.

'Why Can't I Just Eat My Waffle?'

I do not like white eggs and ham,
I will not eat them says obama I am,
just let me eat my waffles, man!

New Clinton Ad.

It's 8AM in the White House. Iran is threatening to launch. The SOS calls.

The President is eating his waffles. He can't be disturbed.

The World ends.

Vote Hillary. She's too fat to eat waffles.

re: #41 buzzsawmonkey

At least he wasn't having the St. Pancake Breakfast Special.

LMAO.

re: #47 JammieWearingFool

Waffles were created by evil white men.

/That's so mean...

Made with White four!

Let them eat waffles!

he will solve acne, ED and make sure the airlines run on time.

Nice, verrrrrry nice indeed!

FYI, here in the British Isles we say someone waffles when he talks endlessly without ever coming to the point, hiding behind long sentences full of hot air without substance.

So OHB not only wants to eat his waffle - he's a waffler, he's been waffling ever since he put his hat in the ring.

Oh the irony - too too delicious!

re: #52 opinionated

New Clinton Ad.

It's 8AM in the White House. Iran is threatening to launch. The SOS calls.

The President is eating his waffles. He can't be disturbed.

The World ends.

Vote Hillary. She's too fat to eat waffles.

She'll be eating Eggs Benedict and crepes Suzette.

/elitist

re: #55 buzzsawmonkey

Scandal erupted today as it was revealed the waffle had been made with an Aunt Jemima mix.

RACIST!

However, it is funny that my local Stop and Shop sells 'Vermont Maid' syrup, with basically a whiter than white woman on the label... Sort of the Anti-Aunt Jemima...

re: #43 tfc3rid

Kidding aside, what is frightening is that about 45% of this country will vote for this loser to lead the free world...

I don't think so...almost half of them are going to get pissed off at the convention and vote McCain out of protest...

I'm getting hungry.

re: #55 buzzsawmonkey

Scandal erupted today as it was revealed the waffle had been made with an Aunt Jemima mix.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

re #37 phil flavin

Wouldn't he be the IHOPe candidate?

Good one. It could be the new message on BHO t-shirts. (The "audacious hoper" ones have grown a bit stale.)

re: #58 yma o hyd

Nice, verrrrrry nice indeed!

FYI, here in the British Isles we say someone waffles when he talks endlessly without ever coming to the point, hiding behind long sentences full of hot air without substance.

So OHB not only wants to eat his waffle - he's a waffler, he's been waffling ever since he put his hat in the ring.

Oh the irony - too too delicious!

We say the same here in the US and also apply it to someone who cannot make up his mind about something.

re: #55 buzzsawmonkey

Scandal erupted today as it was revealed the waffle had been made with an Aunt Jemima mix.

Obama can no more disown Aunt Jemima...

God listen to His children during His breakfast, why can't Obama live up to his image?

Obama's "Waffle eating" is his version of Clinton's "Annoying Laugh" or "Constant Cough" when she's asked questions she doesn't like?

It is blatantly obvious that this guy is not ready to handle all the facets of being the leader of the free world. If he can't handle a press question poised at an inconvenient time, he can't handle anything. It's time for CHANGE!

*drinks*

I think we'll be hearing a lot more about BO's Waffles in the very near future.

What's wrong with the borders?

re: #56 BabbaZee

Let them eat (pan)cake!

re: #7 buzzsawmonkey

He's been proclaiming his right to waffle about a lot of stuff lately.

And he just keeps pouring on the syrup.

As his veracity keeps dropping, his cholesterol must be going thru the roof!

“Why can’t I just waffle?” the Illinois senator said as he ate breakfast in Scranton, Pennsylvania, according to MSNBC television pictures

There, fixed it.

re: #61 paxnhymn

I don't think so...almost half of them are going to get pissed off at the convention and vote McCain out of protest...

I hope so, but I still don't buy it... once they start equating McCain with George Bush, their venom will all be concentrated on McCain.

re: #65 galloping granny

We say the same here in the US and also apply it to someone who cannot make up his mind about something.

Thats good to know - divided by an ocean but sharing the same sense of irony!

re: #70 thedopefishlives

It is blatantly obvious that this guy is not ready to handle all the facets of being the leader of the free world. If he can't handle a press question poised at an inconvenient time, he can't handle anything. It's time for CHANGE!

*drinks*

You have a hope for change?

*Drink* *drink*

Margins, I mean. I cannot find the link button. It's lost on the right margin.

He's become a bitter man clining to his waffle.

"Mr. President, New York has just been attacked!"

"I don't care just let me eat my waffle"

re: #58 yma o hyd

Nice, verrrrrry nice indeed!

FYI, here in the British Isles we say someone waffles when he talks endlessly without ever coming to the point, hiding behind long sentences full of hot air without substance.

So OHB not only wants to eat his waffle - he's a waffler, he's been waffling ever since he put his hat in the ring.

Oh the irony - too too delicious!

In the USA to "waffle" means to waver. . .to take both sides of an argument or neither.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Waffle (speech)
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The term waffle, particularly outside of the U.S., denotes language without meaning; blathering, babbling, droning. One might waffle throughout an essay or a presentation, when not having enough material or needing to fill in time. Etymologists say the term was derived from waff, a 17th-century onomatopoeia for the sound a barking dog makes, similar to the modern woof. Although the relationship between a dog's bark and indecisiveness is not entirely clear, the speculation is that the words of a waffler have no more meaning than a dog barking.[citation needed]

Waffling can also be used as a derogatory term to describe a candidate or politician who is said to easily switch sides on issues to curry political favor, as an easily-flipped breakfast food with the same name. A waffle was famously used to represent President Bill Clinton in the Doonesbury comic strip.

Heh.

re: #36 buzzsawmonkey

I tell ya though, I had my first Belgian waffle ever, in a restaurant a bit ago, and the lady who was with me was not agreeing with me at all, in our conversation --and that waffle got cold and didn't taste so good..... ):

/ :)

SEE! This proves it! If Obama's at IHOP when that 3am phone call comes in, we are all totally screwed.

/

Pres. Obama.

[Link: www.ratemydrawings.com...]

BIG AUNT JEMIMA IS RIPPING US OFF!

re: #44 Ringo the Gringo

Damn you, man now I'm going to have to get out the waffle iron, strawberries, and whipped cream!

re: #73 laZardo

Let them eat (pan)cake!

BIG WAFFLES ARE RIPPING US OFF!

I'm sure the kidz are busy trying to drown this waffle with sweet sappy maple syrup right about now.

re: #68 LanceKates

Obama's "Waffle eating" is his version of Clinton's "Annoying Laugh" or "Constant Cough" when she's asked questions she doesn't like?

I think so. Look for him to pull one out at his debate with McCain when things get to difficult.
"Can I have a minute Mr Russert? I need to eat my waffle."

I found the button but it's hanging off the left. And, the post this comment button is hanging off. And, the text disappears when it hits the left margin.

He wouldn't have his breakfast interrupted if only he'd take a clear principled stand on this issue.

re: #84 Troika37

SEE! This proves it! If Obama's at IHOP when that 3am phone call comes in, we are all totally screwed.

/

I hope he is at IHOP if and when that call ever comes in. And I don't think President McCain will bother him while he is eating or any time else.

May 3, 2010.

Lizard Press Seattle -- As Los Angeles lies in smoking ruins with the body count approaching 1.25 million. The sequence of events in the Obama White House is coming to lights.

Pres. Obama had sat down to breakfast when National Security Advisor Medea Benjamin contacted the President with a flash alert from Military forces in the Persian Gulf. Obama told Benjamin it could wait till after breakfast.

When NORAD issued a launch alert, Obama's Cheif of Staff Ayers told the Military Attache to hold the matter until he was finished. Finally ignoring the orders the Attache forced his way into the private White House quarters and informed Obama that a warhead was being tracked and the target was LA. He was also informed the the DDG-56 USS John S. McCain was off the coast of California and could intercept the warhead.

Obama the screamed at the Attache.

LET ME EAT MY WAFFLE!

Proof that the black man is so oppressed he can't even eat a damn WAFFLE without whitey breathing down his neck, man!

Too funny! Seems like Obama saw that Twix commercial and took it to heart!
"Need a moment? Eat a Twix"
I cant wait for him to debate McCain!

re: #91 phil flavin

That gives me a brilliant entrepreneurial thought: Insta-waffles. A self-heating packet containing a pre-cooked waffle. Need a minute to avoid annoying press questions or other unwanted stress? Just pull the tab, wait 15 seconds, and you'll have a piping hot waffle with butter and syrup waiting for you to say, "Can't I just eat my waffle?"

re: #87 NYexpat

Damn you, man now I'm going to have to get out the waffle iron, strawberries, and whipped cream!

I'm suddenly very hungry, too ...

Can ye sling a few of your ncie waffles across, please, pretty please?

Charles... it HAS to rotate.

re: #69 buzzsawmonkey

...than he could his Uncle Ben?

Coffee was never meant to be expelled via the nose. Thanks for helping me to confirm that.

Waffling around questions, backing out of debates in North Carolina, whining about getting asked tough questions, bowling a 37 (I still can't get over that 37...it's such a pathetic score!)...can BO come across anymore like a pandsy? Hillary will play up BO's pandsy factor big time....

Oh, how awful.
(works better when you say it).

re: #91 phil flavin

I think so. Look for him to pull one out at his debate with McCain when things get to difficult.
"Can I have a minute Mr Russert? I need to eat my waffle."

Senator Obama, you can't eat during a debate.

"What, you're saying I can't like waffles because I'm black?"

Senator Obama, you're not actually black....

"Oh, I see, so unless I eat waffles and fried chicken, I'm not black enough for you? You want me to do a dance? Dance for the white man Obama! See America, this is the kind of racism that I'm above, not like my race-baiting opponents.... the white people."

re: #80 Ringo the Gringo

He's become a bitter man clining to his waffle.

lol

She also said that her husband's unique understanding of the state of souls of the American people makes him uniquely qualified to be President. Obama can do what his opponent in the Democratic race Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, cannot do. He can heal his countrymen's broken souls. He will redeem them.

Nothing short of a messianic complex.....these people think they're G_d!

.......they can see into our souls and know that they are broken.......AND heal them....

There aren't words.....

Malkin's got the video. At least it's not Belgian.

New Obama campaign slogan -

"Let The Man Eat His Waffle".

If the phone rings at 3am, he is ready. If it rings during waffle breakfast, they will just have to call back after coffee.

re: #108 Ward Cleaver

New Obama campaign slogan -

"Let The Man Eat His Waffle".

nah:

"Don't let The Man take your waffle!"

re: #82 looking closely

Election campaign symbolism?

Waffle Entitlement Syndrome

re: #102 adragonknowsbest

Waffling around questions, backing out of debates in North Carolina, whining about getting asked tough questions, bowling a 37 (I still can't get over that 37...it's such a pathetic score!)...can BO come across anymore like a pandsy? Hillary will play up BO's pandsy factor big time....

You are forgetting the arugula and the $99.99 a pound ham. (I paid $9 a pound for sea scallops on sale for Sunday dinner and thought I was blowing the food budget for the entire year!)

I haven't read the thread, so I' may be going against the grain, or echoing the prevalent attitude, but I'm not that upset with the man over this. Upset at him for a million other things: surrender, socialism, racist viewpoints, anti-American, communist mentors, etc. But wanting one minute to finish his breakfast? Eh.

OTOH, if he'd answer the questions when he is "on duty", they leave him alone off duty.

"Lego my Eggo."

re: #89 VegasRick

BIG WAFFLES ARE RIPPING US OFF!

A play in one act:

VP William Ayers: President Obama, the North Koreans are firing missles at us......

President BHO: Can't you see I am eating a Belgian waffle? With whip creme and stawberries? Won't you just let me eat my waffle? Talk to me after lunch, I'll be having a savory truffled mousse terrine compote of baby quail, and will be in a much better place to talk....

End scene.

BHO

Typical Waffle Person

re: #95 jcm

Man! You should write a book.....you're good! :)

I drank your milkshake!

No blood for syrup!

re: #110 LanceKates

nah:

"Don't let The Man take your waffle!"

Obama triumphs over The Man by eating Aunt Jemima waffles, an historic symbol of racist oppression.

I like my waffles with strawberries and whip cream.

Does Mashaal like butter on his waffles?

I wouldn't want to be talking about Hamas either if I were Obama. Waffling at the Waffle House is just what he's done. He first said that Carter's trip was as a private citizen and it didn't trouble him.

Then, he must have had one of his more astute politicos whisper in his ear that Carter's trip would have a deleterious effect on the PA Jewish vote, because Carter's nothing but a useful idiot for Hamas.

So, he said that it was a bad idea.

Never mind that Obama has said that he wouldn't rule out meeting with Ahmadinejad, whose own views are identical to that of Hamas when it comes to jihad and Israel.

And Carter's policy people are working for Obama's campaign, and Carter's repeatedly said that he and his people think the world of Obama, and the world wants to see an Obama presidency.

Of course, the world that Carter thinks wants to see Obama as president are the likes of Hamas, the terror masters in the Middle East, and everyone else who thinks that a political neophyte like Obama will be a pushover and that the dictators, despots, and terrorists will have a field day at the expense of the US and its allies.

re: #110 LanceKates

nah:

"Don't let The Man take your waffle!"

Fight the Man! Eat yo Waffle!

HOPE!

CHANGE!

WAAAAFULLLLLLS!

The Waffle Shuffle

(sorry)

re: #114 Silhouette

Oh, I don't know that I'm angry at him for wanting to eat...

Just find it suprising that a guy who's spent the last year going around kissing babies suddenly finds something more important to do than answer a question about Hamas, given his squishyness on that issue.

International Crisis will be address when and ONLY WHEN I've finished my BREAKFAST, damnit......After all, it IS the most important meal of the DAY.

The waffles have come home to roost!

re: #125 phil flavin

It's a good thing I don't *actually* drink when I play this drinking game... I'd be wasted before lunch.

Why can't I just eat my waffle?

Well...
Why can't I just drive to work in 20 minutes instead of 50?
Why can't I just pay $0.99 for gas like I did in 1999?
Why can't I just have a higher paying job?
Why can't I just not pay taxes?
Why can't I just step right on an airplane without a security check?
Why oh why?

re: #120 Ward Cleaver

Obama triumphs over The Man by eating Aunt Jemima waffles, an historic symbol of racist oppression.

If only we could elect him emperor!

Hopium Springs Eternal

/but don't fuck with my waffle

re: #95 jcm

When NORAD issued a launch alert, Obama's Chief of Staff Ayers told the Military Attache to hold the matter until he was finished.

I like how you worked that in there. I missed it at first.

Genius!

"Can't I just finish my waffle, go back to my political handlers, get the cynically triangulated scripted answer written for me and then get back to you?"

I like waffles with peanut butter, just barely melty, and a little syrup.

re: #133 BabbaZee

Hopium Springs Eternal

/but don't fuck with my waffle

That sounds like Michelle.

re: #116 Ojoe

BHO

Typical Waffle Person

Nice! ROFL

re: #129 NoSubmission

The waffles have come home to roost!

New Obama protest!

Attend an Obama rally. Bring a waffle. Wave the waffle.

Chant:
Obama want a waffle?
Obama want a waffle?

I like Obama splattered, smothered and covered.

re: #106 eschew_obfuscation

Nothing short of a messianic complex.....these people think they're G_d!

She also said that her husband's unique understanding of the state of souls of the American people makes him uniquely qualified to be President. Obama can do what his opponent in the Democratic race Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, cannot do. He can heal his countrymen's broken souls. He will redeem them.

.......they can see into our souls and know that they are broken.......AND heal them....

There aren't words.....

Where is this quote from? This is blasphemy - out and out blasphemy.

Eat waffle = "present" vote on tough issues.

Like the Rocky Horror Show!

But instead of toast, waffles

I'm sure the waffle was taken out of context....

re: #113 galloping granny

But at least it wasn't a thousand dollar hair-cut!

I splurged for the swordfish myself the other day. Tonight...grilled cheese and soup...mmmmmm!

re: #139 jcm

New Obama protest!

Attend an Obama rally. Bring a waffle. Wave the waffle.

Chant:
Obama want a waffle?
Obama want a waffle?

That is just such a brilliant idea!

Gotta be done!

re: #140 chinesearithmetic

I like Obama splattered, smothered and covered.

I thought it was scattered, smothered and covered...wait.

EWWWWW!

re: #146 adragonknowsbest

A rack of baby back ribs on the food budget for me. I'm a sucker for fine meats.

re: #145 eschew_obfuscation

I'm sure the waffle was taken out of context....

how would YOU know? Do YOU have a degree in electrical engineering? Are YOU responsible for providing power to the entire eastern seaboard? I think not!

Just swill your beer your knuckledragger!

*evil grin*

The new Whitehouse

re: #97 redshirt

Too funny! Seems like Obama saw that Twix commercial and took it to heart!
"Need a moment? Eat a Twix"
I cant wait for him to debate McCain!

This is a signature Barry O moment! He can use it all the way thorugh through November.
When a tough question comes around, he can say "Wait a minute, I need to finish my waffle," which will be followed with cheers and hoots from the adoring kidz in the crowd.

heh this is turning into a waffle pun thread

waffle party?

Excuse me
but don't you plebes know that the Grand High Obamanable Snowjobman is NOT to be interrupted whilst feeding?

re: #16 Derek

I can see Obama in the White House now:

"Mr. President, Islamic terrorists have carried out another attack on American soil. How do you wish to proceed?"

“Sigh...Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”

Dang, I see I should've read the thread. Nice work.

re: #10 Dr. Shalit

Now there's a guy that wont "Leggo his Eggo."

-S-

That's the first thing I thought of. Dang it, I hate being late to a thread!

re: #151 derek

The new Whitehouse

Nice work this morning!

re: #43 tfc3rid

Kidding aside, what is frightening is that about 45% of this country will vote for this loser to lead the free world...

Indeed. It is frightening. His Potemkin candidacy should have ended in disgrace; unfortunately, there are far too many willing dupes.

I see a 'waffle' following obama around the campaign something like when 'flipper' followed kerry.

re: #106 eschew_obfuscation

Nothing short of a messianic complex.....these people think they're G_d!

She also said that her husband's unique understanding of the state of souls of the American people makes him uniquely qualified to be President. Obama can do what his opponent in the Democratic race Senator Hillary Clinton, and Senator John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, cannot do. He can heal his countrymen's broken souls. He will redeem them.

.......they can see into our souls and know that they are broken.......AND heal them....

There aren't words.....

Where is this quote from? This is blasphemy - out and out blasphemy.

It's from post #20 by Scaramouch above......a Caroline Glick article.

re: #20 scaramouche

"He can heal heel his countrymen's broken souls."

I think that was a typo.

Did I miss anything while I was out getting in touch with my inner hack yesterday?

The Audacity of Waffles

.

re: #21 phil flavin

Oil is now at 8,000$ a barrel Mr. President!

“Sigh...Why can’t I just eat my waffle?”

"The FDA has just reported that eating waffles may cause cancer."

"AAAAAH! Defcon 1! Call out the National Guard!"

This Obama guy would be a waffle president

re: #163 Dad O' Blondes

The Audacity of Waffles

.

Dreams of my Waffle Iron

.

re: #33 MandyManners

Ironically, that "sick soul' comment has a lot of "malaise" in it.

Rotating Title Nomination!

re: #126 Ojoe

The Waffle Shuffle

(sorry)

Is that sung to the music from 'The Curly Shuffle'?

re: #48 rabidsquirrel

Was it a Belgian waffle? And if so, shouldn't he be eating 'American' waffles?

If he was having French toast, would it be called Freedom Toast?

Pressed again for an answer, he replied: “Just let me eat my waffle.” The reporter replied "But we have."

re: #150 LanceKates

how would YOU know? Do YOU have a degree in electrical engineering? Are YOU responsible for providing power to the entire eastern seaboard? I think not!

Just swill your beer your knuckledragger!

*evil grin*

I have spent my ENTIRE life eating waffles......I just had waffles two days ago. Don't you DARE question my patriotism deep understanding of waffles.

.....and anyone with half a brain knows......YOU DON'T DRINK BEER WITH WAFFLES!

....sheesh

Senator Obama: Do you like waffles?

re: #66 rabidsquirrel

Obama can no more disown Aunt Jemima...

Will he throw Aunt Jemima under the bus?

re: #133 BabbaZee

Give me back my waffles..

BHO should wear a little waffle pin as he doesn't wear a flag pin.

Waffle Irons make great wedding presents, but I usually go with the place setting or a gravy boat.

/random thought

Funny how the Dems love them waffles...scary pic of what a BO White House could look like...

[Link: z.about.com...]

I've never posted a link before...I hope it works...please!

re: #110 LanceKates

nah:

"Don't let The Man take your waffle!"

"A Waffle on Every Plate"

re: #172 eschew_obfuscation

Ha, I think we all know how ill-educated you are on the electrical distrobution of the waffle flow chart.

It just proves that you don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to your opinion of waffles!

/

heh. I'm so glad someone else was there that day to share the joke.

re: #179 Cygnus

"A Waffle on Every Plate"

at the cost of those 'rich people'

re: #133 BabbaZee

Hopium Springs Eternal

/but don't fuck with my waffle

Wafflephilia - isn't that illegal?

Kind of petulant, isn't he? Sorry, but I really don't want the next president to be someone who whines all the time.
Then again, this is a nation of whiners, so maybe he'd fit right in.

/

re: #178 adragonknowsbest

Darn it, my attempt at political humor has been thwarted! One more try at the Barrack White House. Please work link!

Waffles... Food for the Typical White Person...

re: #182 Cygnus

We must be tolerant of the Waffle Community

Ah, but the real question is: Does Barack Hussein Obama like pancakes? Especially really flat pancakes?!

Mmmmm. Tasty waffling change we can believe in.

"What I meant to say is that I do not want my workday to be disturbed over former President Carter´s latest adventure. My foreign policy stance remains unchanged."

/!

re: #175 Endangered in MASS

Breakfast in America

WAFFLES AKBAR

New Waffles at IHOPE:

Look out Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity
here come Berry O Waffles
with O so much sweet and syrupy goodness
you won't stop eatin' until you're plum out of change

Give the man a break. I'm sure we've all known someone, maybe even a family member, a crazy uncle who just wanted to eat his waffle. Barack has eaten thousands of waffles. Don't pick and choose his refusal to comment on the basis of just one waffle eating episode

I did not have sex with that waffle

John Kerry lends a hand.

re: #193 BabbaZee

I did not have sex with that waffle, Miss Jemina...

re: #168 NoSubmission

it HAS to rotate.

re: #186 BabbaZee

We must be tolerant of the Waffle Community

It'll probably be the newest fetish at the Folsom Street Fair - dressing as a giant waffle, complete with butter and syrup.

See, the big O is a man true to his word of change. Most politicians would be attending a pancake breakfast.

re: #197 Cygnus

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

re: #190 BabbaZee

Breakfast in America

WAFFLES AKBAR

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT WAFFLES!

re: #60 tfc3rid
Another great example of racism! You see, the syrup goes on top of the pancake, thus showing how the pancakes are kept down. Additionally, the syrup slows down the movement of the pancake, thus reproducing the way that the syrup restrains the pancakes.
Oppression is everywhere! You just have to know how to look (See page 16 of the Kos Grievance Book).

So he is saying he doesn't want to waffle on Carter / hamas meetings until he gets Carters.. super delegate vote..

re: #192 Glackinspeil

Give the man a break. I'm sure we've all known someone, maybe even a family member, a crazy uncle who just wanted to eat his waffle. Barack has eaten thousands of waffles. Don't pick and choose his refusal to comment on the basis of just one waffle eating episode

Ok I'll give him a break. There.

Now back to work!

If I weren't at work, I'd be hysterically laughing right now. Great thread, Charles!

re: #201 grumpy old codger

Another great example of racism! You see, the syrup goes on top of the pancake, thus showing how the pancakes are kept down. Additionally, the syrup slows down the movement of the pancake, thus reproducing the way that the syrup restrains the pancakes.
Oppression is everywhere! You just have to know how to look (See page 16 of the Kos Grievance Book).

....and the butter is white. The butter lubricates the the pancakes so...

You are all going to Obama Loyalty Camps starting in January 21, 2009...

That is all... The great and powerful Obama has spoken!

re: #191 gman

New Waffles at IHOPE:

Look out Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity
here come Berry O Waffles
with O so much sweet and syrupy goodness
you won't stop eatin' until you're plum out of change

Heh. More like they look good on the outside, but are bitter and insubstantial on the inside.

To waffle: The verb

Main Entry: equivocate
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: To use evasive or deliberately vague language.
Synonyms: euphemize, hedge, shuffle, tergiversate, weasel, waffle

Hope them waffles weren't made bitter by such a rude interruption.Tiddy baby.

I hope he left some change for the waitress.

Campaign commercial:

Aide: "Mr. President, Iran just launched nuclear warheads at Israel and France, how should we respond?"

President Obama: "Goddamn it! Can't you see it's breakfast time. Don't ask me about retaliation. Why can't I just eat my waffle?"

Aide: "But Mr. President, millions of lives are in danger, western civilization is at stake!"

President Obama: "Goddamn it! Just let me eat my waffle!

Forget the 3am phone call, it's the 8am phone call we need to worry about!

Some fake waffle manufacturer's going to get a big order, like whoever made those Kerry flip flops.

PS, McCain likes donuts with sprinkles--and yucky Navy coffee.
Keep your cafe au lait!

Another campaign commercial:

Reporter: President Obama, your massive tax increases have tanked the US economy and led to widespread famine in the US, what do you have to say to starving Americans?

Obama: Let them eat waffles!

re: #7 buzzsawmonkey

He's been proclaiming his right to waffle about a lot of stuff lately.

And he just keeps pouring on the syrup.

Forward that to both the Clinton and McCain campaign headquarters! That's a terrific ad....short and to the point, a shot to the heart. Wouldn't cost a lot to produce.

Banana waffles - CHANGE!

Mr. Barack NMN Obama has been avoiding the press for ten days. He apparently thinks silence is golden. The more this man speaks off the cuff the more he proves he isn't up the task of being President of the United States, and certainly not Commander-in Chief of its armed forces. Now there's a scary thought, Commander-in-Chief Obama.

The Waffle Song

re: #216 HDrepub

it might cause me to put off joining the military when I lose sufficient weight.

re: #216 HDrepub Yeppers. Why do you think he called off the debate with Hillary in North Carolina? He's afraid that those meanies in the MSM are gonna ask him questions for which he doesn't have a canned answer. Just like the waffles situation.

BTW - ALL - I thought it was McCain who had the problem of controlling his temper?!

re: #208 Paco from Sefarad

tergiversate akbar!

lol

Shalom Paco

re: #214 Russkilitlover

Forward that to both the Clinton and McCain campaign headquarters! That's a terrific ad....short and to the point, a shot to the heart. Wouldn't cost a lot to produce.

I was in while Rabbit Bait was CinC. Ugly, very ugly.

Just where was he partaking of this waffle. Waffle House, IHOP? Bet not unless he's slumming for the day. This guy is an elitist asshole.

Saint Alphonzo´s Obama's Pancake Waffle Breakfast

I don't get a chance to eat arugula waffles out here in the land of bitter fools that bowl all day. Away with you.

Girl ya thought he was a man
but he was a waffle

re: #223 BabbaZee

How in the hell do you do that, Babba? I mean no matter WHAT the topic is, you have a tune handy to go along with it!
LOL!
And I still want an answer to my #219!

If he persists in this kind of behavior towards the press and pisses them off enough, they will turn on him and make his life miserable. I believe this man could have a temper problem if the right buttons were pushed. He sort of reminds me of Harold Ford, Jr., who ran for Senate in 06, who has a short fuse temper I'm told.

re: #227 HDrepub Uh huh. See my #219.

re: #226 realwest

How in the hell do you do that, Babba?

I really don't know myself, lol.

As for the question, well ...

They can't both have a temper?

The audacity of Eggos (and egos)

Remember, the more time we spend talking about Obama's waffles, the left attention we pay to the question posed to him regarding Hamas.

re: #230 buzzsawmonkey Uh, would that be to the tune of The Wanderer by Dion?!

Barack eating waffles and waffling? Cannibalism.

So if Obama loses, he can be the new guy in the Eggo commercials.

re: #221 jcm

I was in while Rabbit Bait was CinC. Ugly, very ugly.

I travelled throughout Britain in May/June 1979. Even in the most remote parts of Wales and Scotland Rabbit Bait was a joke. As soon as someone heard I was American, they'd scoff and laugh at what a buffoon we had as a Pres.

I'd slap the sun if it insulted me, Mr. Starbuck!
~ Waffles Dick

Obama the Savior - Glick

re: #232 LanceKates

Remember, the more time we spend talking about Obama's waffles, the left attention we pay to the question posed to him regarding Hamas.

Excellent point. There needs to be follow up on the question TODAY. He's going to be followed by press all day long. This should be pursued for an answer.

re: #240 Russkilitlover

Excellent point. There needs to be follow up on the question TODAY. He's going to be followed by press all day long. This should be pursued for an answer.

The man can only eat so many waffles!

What an empty nutsack...

Semi OT

Why I like Hillary better than Obama

(from a link currently up on Worldnetdaily)

Clinton's remarks came during an interview airing tomorrow morning on the ABC News show, "Good Morning America."

ABC's Chris Cuomo asked Clinton what she would do if Iran attacked Israel with nuclear weapons, according to the network.

"I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president we will attack Iran," Clinton said. "In the next 10 years, during which they might foolishly consider launching an attack on Israel, we would be able to totally obliterate them."

Want some whine with that waffle?

He wasn't prepared to answer with a typical scripted response. Without a script, Barack Hussein Obama comes up short. Can't wait for the debates with an opponent that is more aggressive. If McCain presses him hard, he'll crumble.... I think the days of softball questions are coming to an end, at least I hope so.

Barack O. and Saint R. made a mistake,
One which both would have longed to forsake.
O’s “bitter” words were so awful
That he scarfed down a waffle.
While St. Rachel--well, she’s a pancake.

re: #239 BabbaZee

Obama the Savior - Glick

"Come unto Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you free healthcare and government daycare."

Obama 11:28

pancakes are manly and you can answer any question with confidence while eating them.

Ya know, it is an absolutely striking endorsement of the american press when the really tough stories on Obama are found in the European Jewish press

/

re: #247 Cygnus

"Come unto Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you free healthcare and government daycare."

Obama 11:28

those who labor and are heavy laden don't want free healthcare and government daycare..... it's the ones who don't bother to work who want more free stuff.

Those who labor and are heavy laden understand that THEY have to pay for it!

re: #251 Shug

Ya know, it is an absolutely striking endorsement of the american press when the really tough stories on Obama are found in the European Jewish press

/

I've thought that about a few things. agenda? Nah...

#244 igofantioch

eww... wine and waffles. i'd wager that'd come right back up on you.

In Soviet Russia, Waffles eat YOU!

/

re: #247 Cygnus

"Come unto Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you free healthcare and government daycare."

Obama 11:28

And he said unto them, Render therefore unto Potus the things which be Potus', and all things are Potus'.
Obama 20:25

re: #245 Fasternu426

Yup, see my #219; Barack Hussein Obama called off his debate with Hillary in North Carolina, cause the last debate they asked him some hard questions that he was not scripted prepared to answer.

re: #257 buzzsawmonkey
Huh. thanks.

re: #259 realwest

Yup, see my #219; Barack Hussein Obama called off his debate with Hillary in North Carolina, cause the last debate they asked him some hard questions that he was not scripted prepared to answer.

Well, he didn't think he could have any waffles on hand.

OK. Here's the BHO waffle test.
The next time B. Hussein O. orders waffles, the waitperson should give him a side order of bacon.
If he shows surprise and eats the bacon, then he passes. (Would be eat the bacon just to prove he isn't a mooslim?)
If he ignores it or expresses horror at it, then watch out, the free world will be in even greater peril than we thought.

The BHO waffle test with supplemental bacon is the test of freedom!

John Kerry's bro'
Tells the Jews to vote O.

re: #264 ashan

OK. Here's the BHO waffle test.
The next time B. Hussein O. orders waffles, the waitperson should give him a side order of bacon.
If he shows surprise and eats the bacon, then he passes. (Would be eat the bacon just to prove he isn't a mooslim?)
If he ignores it or expresses horror at it, then watch out, the free world will be in even greater peril than we thought.

The BHO waffle test with supplemental bacon is the test of freedom!

Well....if there's half-eaten sausage in the remains of his breakfast on eBay.....shouldn't that about have done the same thing?

Hamas: "Kill the Jews whether they're behind a tree or a stone."

Obama: "Can't you just let me eat my waffle."

Now, that's judgment.

re: #264 ashan

Obama eats bacon.

Is it a pork sausage? How do we know it's really his? Ya gotta see it on the plate in front of him. Proof, man, proof.

Wasn't this covered when Hillary found Barack's kindergarten essay, "I love waffles"?

Obama is such a horrible idea for leader based on his radically socialist ideas and gun grabbing nature..... whether or not he eats bacon doesn't matter that much to me.

Okie. Dokie. He eats his bacon.

Carter met with Hamas last week. Obama and his staff have had a week to think about how he might answer a question about Carter's meeting.

Campaign tip: If you're going to eat breakfast in a public place to mingle with the voters, the reporters will turn up. If you don't want to answer questions about week-old news stories while on the campaign trail, then eat breakfast in your hotel room. Or quit campaigning and go eat at home.

What a baby.

All hail the WAFFLE KING!

Ode To Waffles

Waffle, O Waffle - Joy Of My Life,
How I like to eat you with a fork and knife,
You are golden-brown, crispy and good,
You, O Waffle, are my favorite kind of food.

Would I eat you while I'm skankin'?
Would I eat you while phone-pranking?
Would I eat you in a boat?
Would I eat you with a goat?
Would I eat you if you were dusty?
Would I eat you if you were krusty?
Would I eat you in Satan's lair?
Yes, I would eat you anywhere!

And if I don't have a waffle, I don't panic,
I don't go insane or turn satanic,
but something happens to me that is awful-
I start to eat anything that sorta looks like a waffle!
Checkered clothes have a bad taste,
and no tile floor is safe,
plaid shirts and chessboards (made of wood!),
all start to look real good.

Oh Waffle, Waffle, Waffle, who could say,
what would happen to me if I could not eat you every day?

(found the poem here)

Obama had a twenty year association with Jeremiah Waffle.