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Al Qaeda Chief Disses Troofers

Tue, Apr 22, 2008 at 8:24:02 am PST

Ayman “Bumpy” Zawahiri is irritated with Dylan Avery and the Troofers for trying to steal his thunder: al-Zawahri: Don’t Listen to Those Idiots, We Pulled Off 9/11.

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#1 NoSubmission 4/22/08 8:24:51 am 1

What took him so long?

#2 BabbaZee 4/22/08 8:25:23 am 2

Bumpy, rotf

#3 coquimbojoe 4/22/08 8:25:49 am 0

Of course, their stealing his thunder....

#4 thedopefishlives 4/22/08 8:25:50 am 2

For once in my lifetime, I actually agree with a terrorist on something.

#5 Lively 4/22/08 8:25:59 am 0

Make up your mind.

#6 phil flavin 4/22/08 8:26:02 am 5

Is he sure about that? That guy who melted the chicken wire WTT replica was pretty darn convincing.

#7 Nevergiveup 4/22/08 8:26:17 am 9

re: #1 NoSubmission

What took him so long?

He is using window's vista.

#8 Ojoe 4/22/08 8:26:27 am 1

Troofers have invincible ignorance

Nothing will alter their mental state

#9 Roger 4/22/08 8:26:46 am 1

This is great!

/Rove, you magnificent bastard!

#10 MandyManners 4/22/08 8:27:13 am 0
One of the questioners asked about the theory that has circulated in the Middle East and elsewhere that Israel was behind the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

Al-Zawahri accused Hezbollah's Al-Manar television of starting the rumor.

"The purpose of this lie is clear — (to suggest) that there are no heroes among the Sunnis who can hurt America as no else did in history. Iranian media snapped up this lie and repeated it," he said.

"Iran's aim here is also clear — to cover up its involvement with America in invading the homes of Muslims in Afghanistan and Iraq," he said.

#11 thedopefishlives 4/22/08 8:27:15 am 0

re: #6 phil flavin

Clunkity-clunk!

#12 BingoBunny 4/22/08 8:27:31 am 0

WTF next these terrorists will be claiming UFO's are balloons with candles on them.. OMG liberals should so kill those bas^%$#@

#13 NoSubmission 4/22/08 8:28:02 am 0
"Iranian complicity" or "Iranian agents."


I mean seriously. What took this freak so long? It's been 7 years of troofers and kooks and NOW he makes an annoucement?

#14 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) 4/22/08 8:28:02 am 2

Well, its perfectly obvious to me now.

Bumpy must be a covert agent of the Bush Hegemony.

#15 MandyManners 4/22/08 8:28:06 am 1
One of the questioners asked about the theory that has circulated in the Middle East and elsewhere that Israel was behind the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.
Al-Zawahri accused Hezbollah's Al-Manar television of starting the rumor.

"The purpose of this lie is clear — (to suggest) that there are no heroes among the Sunnis who can hurt America as no else did in history. Iranian media snapped up this lie and repeated it," he said.

"Iran's aim here is also clear — to cover up its involvement with America in invading the homes of Muslims in Afghanistan and Iraq," he said.

We have a new WAB.

#16 astronmr20 4/22/08 8:28:19 am 0

Priceless.

#17 Diamond Bullet 4/22/08 8:28:39 am 0

I think the RAND Corporation and reverse-vampires were also involved.

#18 bosforus 4/22/08 8:28:42 am 0

Ask them to both present evidence to prove their side. That would be fun.

#19 Ward Cleaver 4/22/08 8:29:05 am 0

Maybe he'll get a fatwa put on Dylan Avery.

#20 Sharmuta 4/22/08 8:29:10 am 1

Troofers will say it's a Zionist lie. I mean- who you gonna believe- al qaeda or those who speak troof to power?

#21 laZardo 4/22/08 8:29:13 am 1

[Link: www.theonion.com...]

Beat'em to it...

#22 rorschach 4/22/08 8:29:51 am 2

Pay no attention to the terrorist behind the bump on his forehead!

#23 JammieWearingFool 4/22/08 8:30:08 am 0

Thanks for the link, Charles.

Apparently, this isn't dissuading the Troofers, based on this idiotic comment I received:

"That giant sucking sound you just heard was the air being let out of the Truther balloons."

Not really. Do you know who owns the AP who released this article? I bet you don't. Do you know the story behind the creation of Bin-Laden, Al-CIA-DA, etc?

Until you understand who owns the AP, and the agenda of the Family behind it, you need to research more.

What an idiot.

#24 NoSubmission 4/22/08 8:30:19 am 0
"Iranian complicity" or "Iranian agents."

The Islamo struggle within.

Just like the Democratic party.

#25 Ma Sands 4/22/08 8:30:57 am 0

Ahhhhhh.....I just can't help laughing --that is so funny! :)

#26 thedopefishlives 4/22/08 8:31:02 am 0

re: #23 JammieWearingFool

Nothing is going to dissuade the Troofers. We all know it. We could slap them in the face with a piece of the melted, twisted wreckage, and they'd point to it and start rambling about explosive residue.

#27 NoSubmission 4/22/08 8:31:05 am 0

Thing is, Iran didn't come up with this first.

#28 coquimbojoe 4/22/08 8:31:12 am 0

re: #20 Sharmuta

Troofers will say it's a Zionist lie. I mean- who you gonna believe- al qaeda or those who speak troof to power?

Troof? No Al Queda, no, er troofy troofers. I can't make up my mind, both require seriously screwed up minds....

#29 NoSubmission 4/22/08 8:31:29 am 0

Are the KOS'ers having a meltdown yet?

#30 TrollBot PrtoType Six 4/22/08 8:31:30 am -1
re: #1 NoSubmission
What took him so long?

re: #7 Nevergiveup
He is using window's vista.

And now that Service Pack 1 is out; Vista users can take even longer to do even less then before.
//{;-)™

#31 MandyManners 4/22/08 8:31:57 am 0

re: #23 JammieWearingFool

Thanks for the link, Charles.

Apparently, this isn't dissuading the Troofers, based on this idiotic comment I received:


What an idiot.

Did it come from David Icke?

#32 jcm 4/22/08 8:32:14 am 2
#33 JWM 4/22/08 8:32:20 am 0

Zawahiri must be on the Zionist payroll.

JWM

#34 LanceKates 4/22/08 8:32:21 am 1

Troofer: Fire can't burn steel!

Al-Q: Uh, yeah it can, that was our plan. We did it.. hijacked planes and flew them into a few buildings to try and take them down.

Troofer: Fire can't burn steel! Inside job! Demolitions!

Al-Q: Uh, yes.... fire can burn steel, we designed our attack to do that. we succeeded in most of our attack that day against you, the Great Satan.

Troofer: FIre can't burn steel! Bush Did it!

Al-Q: Ugh... someone chop his head off.

#35 Hengineer 4/22/08 8:32:31 am 0

haha you just can't make this stuff up

#36 JammieWearingFool 4/22/08 8:32:35 am 0

re: #26 thedopefishlives

Nothing is going to dissuade the Troofers. We all know it. We could slap them in the face with a piece of the melted, twisted wreckage, and they'd point to it and start rambling about explosive residue.

True. Tough shaking such mental illness.

#37 tfc3rid 4/22/08 8:32:35 am 1

Oh please, oh please, oh please let this be the start of an internal war between the Islamo Nuts...

#38 Honorary Yooper 4/22/08 8:33:01 am 0

So what's the over/under in Vegas on moonbat heads exploding over this news?

#39 NoSubmission 4/22/08 8:33:46 am 0

re: #37 tfc3rid

Oh please, oh please, oh please let this be the start of an internal war between the Islamo Nuts...

The start? This has been going on since Day 1. How fun to see it in public.

BTW:
How are you, friend?

#40 Ward Cleaver 4/22/08 8:34:07 am 0

re: #33 JWM

Zawahiri must be on the Zionist payroll.

JWM

Shhhh! He's CIA.

#41 Sharmuta 4/22/08 8:34:22 am 0

re: #28 coquimbojoe

Troof? No Al Queda, no, er troofy troofers. I can't make up my mind, both require seriously screwed up minds....

It's obvious, isn't it? The CIA funded bin laden, so even if al-qaeda pulled of 9/11, it's still an inside job because they got the funding from Amerikkka! Troof lives!

#42 thedopefishlives 4/22/08 8:34:42 am 2

re: #36 JammieWearingFool

Mental illness is almost exactly what it is. I've been describing liberalism in general as a mental illness for years. In a nutshell, the disorder from which the leftist mindset springs is an outgrowth of not having any REAL hope in life, which delves into topics such as religion and philosophy, so I won't go there.

#43 Pyrocles 4/22/08 8:35:27 am 1

I love my Vista 64 PC! So much FUD out there about poor Vista :(.

Nice to see Zawahiri put some FUD out on the troofers...

re: #30 TrollBot PrtoType Six

And now that Service Pack 1 is out; Vista users can take even longer to do even less then before.
//{;-)™

#44 Iron Mike 4/22/08 8:35:56 am 1

Troofers will see this as yet further confirmation of their theories. Reality be damned.

#45 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir) 4/22/08 8:35:57 am 0

re: #32 jcm

The Onion should get credit for a scoop. via Hot Air.

Now that was funny

#46 laZardo 4/22/08 8:35:59 am 0

re: #40 Ward Cleaver

CIA is controlled by the Zionists! Ipso facto quid pro quo, so little time, so much to know, he's on the Zionist payroll!

#47 The Other Les 4/22/08 8:36:31 am 0

Troofers will believe anything except the truth.

#48 MandyManners 4/22/08 8:36:34 am 0

re: #43 Pyrocles

I love my Vista 64 PC! So much FUD out there about poor Vista :(.

Nice to see Zawahiri put some FUD out on the troofers...

What is FUD?

#49 thedopefishlives 4/22/08 8:36:52 am 0

re: #48 MandyManners

Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt.

#50 tfc3rid 4/22/08 8:37:06 am 0

re: #39 NoSubmission

I'm doing all right... I've missed ya!

#51 paxnhymn 4/22/08 8:37:41 am 0

and so the troofers go by the wayside from Lunatic Fringe to REALLY Lunatic Fringe like the scrotal inflation guys...

#52 MandyManners 4/22/08 8:37:45 am 0

re: #49 thedopefishlives

Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt.

Thanks!

#53 Sizzlack 4/22/08 8:37:50 am 0

This is just too classic. Maybe the moonbats will spin this itself into its own conspiracy. Maybe Zawahiri is really just George Bush wearing a mask. Bwaahaahhaaahaaa.

#54 Nevergiveup 4/22/08 8:38:11 am 1

Change of subject, but FOX is reporting that there are voting problems in Philadelphia, and lawyers ( what would an election be with out them ) are approaching Judges for remedies. Whoda every thunk it?

#55 laZardo 4/22/08 8:38:12 am 0

I has to sleep before I actually start believing this twoofer nonsense. G'night all!

#56 tfc3rid 4/22/08 8:38:19 am 0

FNC Breaking News...

AMERICAN ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF GIVING MILITARY SECRETS TO ISRAEL

#57 Ringo the Gringo 4/22/08 8:38:58 am 1

Ahhh, but every good twoofer knows that Ayman Zawahiri, like bin-Laden himself, is really just a CIA agent dressed up with a fake beard and bad makeup.

This is all an elaborate stunt designed to keep you sheeple afraid of imaginary terrorists under your bed, while the real terrorists in Washington shred The Constitution and colonize the world!

#58 JammieWearingFool 4/22/08 8:39:05 am 0

re: #42 thedopefishlives

Mental illness is almost exactly what it is. I've been describing liberalism in general as a mental illness for years. In a nutshell, the disorder from which the leftist mindset springs is an outgrowth of not having any REAL hope in life, which delves into topics such as religion and philosophy, so I won't go there.

I was stranded in Canada on 9/11 (was scheduled to fly that afternoon), and it took only until around 2 pm that day for the first conspiracist crackpot to start spouting off about Israel and how Dick Cheney ordered Flight 93 to be shot down.

I was too upset to punch him in the face and slap some sense into him, so I just slowly stepped away and let him babble to himself.

I knew then what would be coming from the left.

#59 BabbaZee 4/22/08 8:39:25 am 2

re: #56 tfc3rid

FNC Breaking News...

AMERICAN ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF GIVING MILITARY SECRETS TO ISRAEL


Carter meets with Hamas unapprehended

#60 Silhouette 4/22/08 8:39:29 am 1

This reminds me of the 1001 times the press, the UN, and most lately Carter have tried to lie for Hamas and say that it is willing to stop trying to kill Jews recognize Israel, if only Hamas gets (fill in the blank).

Only to have Hamas follow up immediately with a strong denial.

#61 paxnhymn 4/22/08 8:39:32 am 0

re: #54 Nevergiveup

Change of subject, but FOX is reporting that there are voting problems in Philadelphia, and lawyers ( what would an election be with out them ) are approaching Judges for remedies. Whoda every thunk it?


damn...talk about poised and ready! Hell, the implosion of the jackasses may happen waaaaaay before Denver!

#62 MandyManners 4/22/08 8:39:44 am 0

re: #57 Ringo the Gringo

Ahhh, but every good twoofer knows that Ayman Zawahiri, like bin-Laden himself, is really just a CIA agent dressed up with a fake beard and bad makeup.

This is all an elaborate stunt designed to keep you sheeple afraid of imaginary terrorists under your bed, while the real terrorists in Washington shred The Constitution and colonize the world!

DING! DING! DING! We have our winnah!

#63 Ward Cleaver 4/22/08 8:39:53 am 0

re: #43 Pyrocles

I love my Vista 64 PC! So much FUD out there about poor Vista :(.

Nice to see Zawahiri put some FUD out on the troofers...

Throw enough memory and graphics at it, and Vista runs just fine. The big thing most people don't like is UAC, but they can turn it off. UAC is a brute force approach to security, but it works.

#64 LanceKates 4/22/08 8:40:11 am 0

re: #56 tfc3rid

FNC Breaking News...

AMERICAN ARRESTED ON CHARGES OF GIVING MILITARY SECRETS TO ISRAEL

I'm not TOO worried about the Isralies, but whoever did that ought to see the inside of a cell for a few decades.

#65 JammieWearingFool 4/22/08 8:40:18 am 0

re: #54 Nevergiveup

Change of subject, but FOX is reporting that there are voting problems in Philadelphia, and lawyers ( what would an election be with out them ) are approaching Judges for remedies. Whoda every thunk it?

Most excellent news.

/Rove!

#66 chinesearithmetic 4/22/08 8:40:47 am 1

Nora Ephron was white right. White men are unreliable.

#67 Ward Cleaver 4/22/08 8:40:58 am 0

re: #53 Sizzlack

This is just too classic. Maybe the moonbats will spin this itself into its own conspiracy. Maybe Zawahiri is really just George Bush wearing a mask. Bwaahaahhaaahaaa.

Hey, don't let that out!

#68 sparrowlake 4/22/08 8:41:00 am 0

Faced with this transparent charade by the syphilated one, the moonbats will now be forced to admit the ugly troof - that A-man is obviously a Zionist agent and that his denials now conclusively prove that Israel and/or its U.S. government pawn, was behind 9/11.

#69 Honorary Yooper 4/22/08 8:41:01 am 0

re: #53 Sizzlack

This is just too classic. Maybe the moonbats will spin this itself into its own conspiracy. Maybe Zawahiri is really just George Bush wearing a mask. Bwaahaahhaaahaaa.

You bet your ass they'll spin it into a conspiracy before the day is out. If there's anything a die hard will do, it's to look reality in the face an deny it.

Give it a week (or less) before a Daily Kos diary is posted suggesting that either AQ is lying, this is a front by GW Bush, or GW Bush paid off AQ to do the job.

#70 tfc3rid 4/22/08 8:41:09 am 0

re: #57 Ringo the Gringo

Ahhh, but every good twoofer knows that Ayman Zawahiri, like bin-Laden himself, is really just a CIA agent dressed up with a fake beard and bad makeup.

This is all an elaborate stunt designed to keep you sheeple afraid of imaginary terrorists under your bed, while the real terrorists in Washington shred The Constitution and colonize the world!

And if this is all a big stunt by the government, why is it worse than last season's storyline on 24?

#71 NoSubmission 4/22/08 8:41:41 am 0

re: #50 tfc3rid

I'm doing all right... I've missed ya!


Good, thanks! Hope you are too.
I've been so busy lately. Dying to get out and take some more pictures soon. My shutter finger is getting itchy.

#72 tfc3rid 4/22/08 8:42:29 am 0

re: #71 NoSubmission

Book finished?

#73 Endangered in MASS 4/22/08 8:42:49 am 0

re: #2 BabbaZee

Yo BZ. Did I miss anything good yesterday?

#74 Ward Cleaver 4/22/08 8:42:54 am 0

re: #64 LanceKates

I'm not TOO worried about the Isralies, but whoever did that ought to see the inside of a cell for a few decades.

NEW YORK — A U.S. Army mechanical engineer has been arrested on charges that he slipped classified documents about nuclear weapons to an employee of the Israeli Consulate.

The arrest of Ben-ami Kadish is being detailed Tuesday by the U.S. attorney in Manhattan and FBI officials.

A criminal complaint says the activities occurred from 1979 through 1985. Kadish worked at the U.S. Army's Armament Research, Development and Engineering Center in Dover, N.J.

The complaint says Kadish took home classified documents several times, and the Israeli government worker photographed them in Kadish's basement.

The documents included information about nuclear weapons, a modified version of an F-15 fighter jet, and the U.S. Patriot missile air defense system.

#75 Kosh's Shadow 4/22/08 8:43:40 am 7

It must be hard on the AQ guys. They worked so hard to hit the Great Satan; planned it for years; made an intricate plan work -
And people don't give them credit.
They even say it was their enemies who did it.
Boy, that must hurt.
Why don't they come have a debate with the troofers? We can have it at the UN.
Then, when they're all inside, we seal it up and let them eat each other.

#76 derek 4/22/08 8:44:06 am 3

Troofers are really the scum of the earth.

No matter how many times their little pothead theories get debunked, they still manage to believe that it was an inside job.

However, once...just once, I would love for them to answer this question:

If George Bush masterminded the 9/11 attacks as an excuse to invade Iraq, why didn't he pin it on Saddam?

Even more to the point, if George Bush - the bumbling idiot who masterminded the most complicated and elaborate secret military operation in world history - used 9/11 as a pretence to invade Iraq, couldn't he have easily planted a few WMD's in the Iraqi desert?

#77 tfc3rid 4/22/08 8:44:21 am 0

1979 through 1985?

Really? Haven't we declassified these systems for their eyes in the time since?

#78 Kosh's Shadow 4/22/08 8:45:21 am 0

re: #57 Ringo the Gringo

Ahhh, but every good twoofer knows that Ayman Zawahiri, like bin-Laden himself, is really just a CIA agent dressed up with a fake beard and bad makeup.

This is all an elaborate stunt designed to keep you sheeple afraid of imaginary terrorists under your bed, while the real terrorists in Washington shred The Constitution and colonize the world!

Yes, that's why if you listen really closely, the "Arabic" is just "Dirka dirka, Mohammed Jihad, Sherpa sherpa, bakala"
/do I need to?

#79 American Soldier 4/22/08 8:46:43 am 0

re: #14 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Well, its perfectly obvious to me now.

Bumpy must be a covert agent of the Bush Hegemony.

That's correct. I was part of the escort for the CIA Case Officer who made the pay-off.
/ we set up Powell's fake WMD photos in my backyard