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Onion Scoops Zawahiri

Tue, Apr 22, 2008 at 9:55:58 am PDT

Bumpy Zawahiri’s denunciation of the Troofer idiots was predicted by that highly reputable news source, The Onion: 9/11 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says.

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1 Sizzlack  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:57:34am

C L A S S I C!

2 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:58:20am

"I can assure you, we did not use thermite bombs. I did the research myself"

3 somecallmetim  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:58:47am

As Taranto says: "Life imitates the Onion"

4 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:59:34am

I think the irony is lost on the troofers that they've parodied themselves.

Hilarious.

5 Russkilitlover  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:59:49am

Dang, I wish I could open this! Drat this oppressive company of mine from blocking the really important stuff!

6 Shug  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:59:53am

Here we go again with the melted core......

ha ha ha

7 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:59:57am

Open your mind......open your mind.....

8 bosforus  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:00:07am

Ha ha, classic!

9 chinesearithmetic  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:00:07am

Give credit where radiation is due.

10 eschew_obfuscation  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:00:13am

"Talking to you is like talking to a goat!"

LOL!

11 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:00:23am

Den of Jackals.

12 maddogg  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:00:34am

This was meant in jest. Too bad it's so close to reality.

13 Rkrocket  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:00:45am

Washington Monument October 12 at 3:04. Big troofer party.

14 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:01:41am

Bwaaahahahaha!

15 Sizzlack  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:01:41am

How would you like to sleep on rocks in a cave for months only to have someone else take the credit?

16 bosforus  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:02:05am

"Why is Osama Bin Laden safe in ... eh ... somewhere"
:)

17 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:02:10am

Trooth is stranger than parody is stranger than troof.

18 zmdavid  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:03:08am

"Hail to the Chimp". How creative and original.
/

19 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:03:31am

OH NO!:


Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’

On Friday, it was revealed by ABC News that one of the famous shots of supposed Antarctic ice shelves in the film was actually a computer-generated image from the 2004 science fiction blockbuster "The Day After Tomorrow." [audio available here]

Adding delicious insult to injury, this was presented by one of ABC's foremost global warming alarmists Sam Champion during Friday's "20/20":

No. effen. way.

20 realwest  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:04:06am

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

21 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:04:38am

I remember spinning this off a few weeks ago. Still hilarious and most prophetic.

22 bosforus  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:05:36am

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

Well, troofers need frequent reminding of reality or they start to make it up themselves.

23 Shug  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:05:42am

re: #19 Ben Hur

OH NO!:


Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’


No. effen. way.


sam Champion is an idiot

24 Tman71  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:06:13am

Hey Real
Hope you are doing good
Flyby post here
T-man out

25 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:06:13am

re: #19 Ben Hur

OH NO!:


Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’


No. effen. way.

Smells like victory

26 SpartanWoman  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:06:23am

Re you sure this isn't real?

Bravo

27 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:06:29am

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

Reinforcing the message, they must have thought they were losing ground to the other wackos.

28 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:06:32am

re: #19 Ben Hur

Way.

29 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:06:45am

And did you know that the Managing Editor of Time magazine didn't go to journalism school?

"I didn't go to journalism school," Stengel said. "But this notion that journalism is objective, or must be objective is something that has always bothered me - because the notion about objectivity is in some ways a fantasy. I don't know that there is as such a thing as objectivity."

[Link: newsbusters.org...]

30 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:06:49am

re: #19 Ben Hur

OH NO!:


Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’

No. effen. way.

He lied to us! He played on our fears!

31 lawhawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:06:52am

As we should all recall, the Onion also scooped al Qaeda when it determined the ultimate destination for the murderous 9/11 jihadis. Here's a hint. It aint paradise.

The Onion has a far better track record than the NY Times, that's for sure.

32 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:07:18am

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

I think he felt he still didn't get the point across that AQ did it, and is proud of it. The Troofer movement has a way of ignoring and burying the facts.

33 Persian Shoe  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:09:05am

Let's not forget:

Ron Paul

34 Roger  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:09:09am

re: #19 Ben Hur

It also illiustrates what a lazy prick Al Gore really is.

35 realwest  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:10:11am

re: #32 Honorary Yooper
"The Troofer movement has a way of ignoring and burying the facts." What? Why would you say that?!
/heavy dose.

36 TrollBot PrtoType Six  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:10:49am

re: #33 Persian Shoe

Let's not forget:

Ron Paul

Damn You!
I had forgotten...

37 zmdavid  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:11:05am

re: #30 NJDhockeyfan

He lied to us! He played on our fears!

No one asked how he got such a video? They thought he just happened to be filming in Antarctica when an ice shelf collapsed?

38 realwest  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:11:19am

re: #19 Ben Hur Hey Ben. LOL - yes, WAY! ROTFLMAO!

39 Persian Shoe  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:11:23am

re: #34 Roger

It also illiustrates what a lazy little prick Al Gore really is.

There fixed it.

40 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:12:03am
41 ghost707  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:12:19am

Hey...links are back at the top of the page.

Doing some adjusting Charles?

It Worked.

IE 6.0.2

42 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:13:24am

bbl

43 brakes  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:14:47am

"Me and Bush, we go out, we hang.."
Priceless.

44 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:15:01am
45 thedopefishlives  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:15:04am

Life imitates art.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.

I still find it highly amusing how idiots can be so deeply entrenched in their own reality that they wind up insulting themselves in the real reality. This is what happens when absolutism and objectivity are lost, when "anything goes" and the frame of reference is removed.

46 Syrah  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:16:49am

re: #45 thedopefishlives

Life imitates art.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.

I still find it highly amusing how idiots can be so deeply entrenched in their own reality that they wind up insulting themselves in the real reality. This is what happens when absolutism and objectivity are lost, when "anything goes" and the frame of reference is removed.

In Babylon, everything and nothing is true.

47 Son of the Black Dog  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:17:56am

re: #19 Ben Hur

OH NO!:


Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’

No. effen. way.

Al Gore - peddling BS since... Well since as far back as I can remember.

48 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:18:00am

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

You know- I think it's because he's feeling his and al-qaeda's irrelevancy. He has to remind everyone of the "glory days".

49 TrollBot PrtoType Six  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:18:29am

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

50 itellu3times  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:18:37am

re: #21 JammieWearingFool

I remember spinning this off a few weeks ago. Still hilarious and most prophetic.

Whew, I thought I was having world-class deja vu here.

51 Endangered in MASS  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:20:12am

re: #45 thedopefishlives


"frame of reference"

Would that be reality?

Was fur ist ein dopelfish?

52 jcm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:21:10am

WHAAAAAAAAA!

I want my hat tip! And I posted in spinoffs back on the April 1st too!

WHAAAAAAAAA!

*snif* *snif*

53 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:22:11am

re: #44 buzzsawmonkey

You try to put up an ice shelf and it collapses.

Just goes to show that mollie anchors are better than the plastic kind.

You really shouldn't try to hang an ice shelf on the drywall anyway, you need to anchor it to the studs, like your expensive Plasma TV.

54 realwest  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:22:33am

re: #48 Sharmuta Ah, by gosh I think you've got it! LOL!

55 astronmr20  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:22:36am

"Why don't you and your family come down to the Washington Monument, say.. October 12th at 4pm?"


Good stuff.

56 paxnhymn  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:23:01am

re: #49 TrollBot PrtoType Six

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


you forgot to drink.....

57 bosforus  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:23:19am

re: #52 jcm

Someone had waffles for breakfast.

58 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:23:54am
59 realwest  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:24:27am

re: #52 jcm There, there (hands tissues to jcm) that's ok, they'll be other times and places where you'll get your hat tip!
LOL!

60 Endangered in MASS  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:24:37am

re: #54 realwest

RW,

Afternoon. How are things in your neck of the woods?

Regards,
EiM

61 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:24:45am

re: #33 Persian Shoe

Let's not forget:

Ron Paul

Hey, I sometimes forget names, but I never forget a fascist. ;-)

62 Endangered in MASS  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:25:54am

re: #56 paxnhymn


Ya gotta go slow on the demon rum when you're chasing the hopium.

63 realwest  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:26:42am

re: #52 jcm AND, BTW, not to brag or anything, but many years ago, I bitched and moaned about a lost hat tip and Charles addressed me on that thread and said something to the effect that MINE was the most creative bitching and moaning about a lost hat tip,
EVER! It's true, I just don't remember when or I'd link it for ya!
LOL!

64 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:27:35am

re: #57 bosforus

Someone had waffles for breakfast.

LOL.

65 looking closely  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:27:48am

Classic. . .

66 incanus  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:28:15am

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

I read it as some internal fighting ... AQ is not happy that dinnerjacket grabbed the ball and is heading downfield.

67 realwest  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:28:39am

re: #60 Endangered in MASS Hey there yourself! Things are going ok, but I'm really tired; had to get up EXTRA early this morning to take Mom to the hospital for some more tests.
And poor Mom had to fast since last night! Good thing she wasn't around that half eaten waffle after those tests! LOL!
How are y'all doing?

68 paxnhymn  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:28:44am

re: #62 Endangered in MASS

Ya gotta go slow on the demon rum when you're chasing the hopium.

so yer sayin' i can't chase my hopiates with Koolaid then?


;-(

69 realwest  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:30:21am

re: #66 incanus Could be; didn't Iran "make it clear" to Al-Q that they were not welcome in Iran when they were looking for somewhere to hide when we started whomping their butts in Iraq?

70 Honorary Yooper  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:30:45am

Is it just me today, or are there a lot fewer comments on LGF than usual?

71 Tumulus11  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:31:34am

. Ayman and Omar are pouting.


'The purpose of this lie is clear — (to suggest) that there are no heroes among the Sunnis who can hurt America as no else did in history.'
//Ayman al-Zawahri

-

'How would you like it if you spent two months, you know, two months in a mountain caves sleeping on rocks, planning something really special, only to have someone take the credit away from you - 'Oh no, you don't deserve credit.'
// 'Omar al-Farouk'.

72 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:32:00am
73 Roger  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:32:48am

re: #39 Persian Shoe

Thanks!

re: #40 buzzsawmonkey

Yep the ultimate laziness is putting energy into a lie.

74 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:33:18am

Antisemitism, Messianism and the Cult of Sacrifice: The Iranian Holy War

There are other dictatorships in the world. But only in Iran are the fantasy-worlds of antisemitism and religious mission linked with technological megalomania and the physics of mass destruction. The specific danger presented by the Iranian nuclear option stems from the unique ideological atmosphere surrounding it – a mixture of holy war and high-tec, of antisemitism and weapons-grade uranium, of death-wish and missile research, of Shiite messianism and plutonium." -Matthias Kuntzel

RTWT!

75 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:33:43am

re: #66 incanus

I read it as some internal fighting ... AQ is not happy that dinnerjacket grabbed the ball and is heading downfield.

Arabs don't like the Persians anyways. muslim infighting has been going on since the day ol' mo died and forgive me if I don't mind if they carry on, insh'allah.

76 zmdavid  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:35:24am

re: #70 Honorary Yooper

Is it just me today, or are there a lot fewer comments on LGF than usual?

From the sidebar:

Comments: 5,179,415
Today: 1,800
Yesterday: 5,195

Maybe everyone's off celebrating Earth Day or Lenin's Birthday. Or voting in Pennsylvania.

77 realwest  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:35:43am

re: #70 Honorary Yooper
Maybe, but don't forget that, depending on the time zones we're in the lunch hour period now.
Speaking of which, I'm off to lunch myself!
Hope you all have a great day and that I get the chance to see you down the road!

78 lawhawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:35:47am

re: #72 buzzsawmonkey

Announcing the Global Warming Oven™

The Micro-Wave of the Future with the Low Low Low Carbon Footprint

At the Al Gore Big-Box Environmental Emporium™

Coming inexorably to a neighborhood near you!

Yes, it's called summer.

79 mattm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:36:08am

Classic... I love the onion

80 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:36:29am

re: #58 buzzsawmonkey

I refuse to countenance any reference to Al Gore as a "stud."

And that goes for Obama and Hillary, too.

They're more like the drywall. You can bend and shape it, attach it to the studs, which do the actual work of holding up the building, add a texture and a nice coat of paint, and it tends to look very good. But we all know that it's crap for supporting anything heavier than a picture or a diploma. If you want real support, you don't want drywall (AG, BHO, or HRC), you want studs(McCain).

81 Syrah  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:36:32am

re: #66 incanus

I read it as some internal fighting ... AQ is not happy that dinnerjacket grabbed the ball and is heading downfield.

We should encourage more of this kind of infighting.

82 beblebrox  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:37:01am

OT: Probably thread worthy:

Hillary threatens Iran from Pennsylvania.

Hillary Clinton has issued a stark warning to Iran, as Democrats in Pennsylvania vote to choose between her and Barack Obama to run for president.

She said the US would attack, and could "obliterate" Iran, if it launched a nuclear strike on Israel.

You have got to be kidding me. One day she promises to pull out of Iraq, the next she promises to obliterate Iran.

83 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:37:08am

re: #70 Honorary Yooper

Is it just me today, or are there a lot fewer comments on LGF than usual?

I know, I can practically keep up by ignoring only most of my work.

84 mattm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:37:44am

re: #78 lawhawk

Yes, it's called summer.

No, it's called a warming trend caused by man that happens to coincide with the rotation of the Earth on it's axis.

Silly closed minded human

/moonbat off

85 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:37:57am

re: #69 realwest

Iran has played both sides of the street with Al Qaeda. They aided AQ in Iraq, including Zarqawi. Several senior AQ people, including one of Osama's sons are living in Iran under so-called "house arrest". Iranian weapons have turned up with the Taliban in Afghanistan. Many AQ terrorists have transited from Afghanistan to Iraq through Iran.

86 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:38:14am

Red Ken soon to be unemployed....

London runners get video grilling


A YouGov poll for the Evening Standard suggests that, after second-choice votes are taken into consideration, Mr Johnson has the support of 53% of the London electorate, compared with 47% for Mr Livingstone. Two weeks ago Mr Johnson was on 56% and Mr Livingstone on 44%.

In the latest poll, on first-choice votes alone, Mr Johnson took 44%, Mr Livingstone 37% and Liberal Democrat contender Mr Paddick 12%.

87 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:38:45am

re: #82 beblebrox

OT: Probably thread worthy:

Hillary threatens Iran from Pennsylvania.


You have got to be kidding me. One day she promises to pull out of Iraq, the next she promises to obliterate Iran.

WTF? Does she think she's speaking to us bitter, white gun owners and Bible-thumpers?

88 Endangered in MASS  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:39:06am

re: #68 paxnhymn


Not the 'lectric Kool Aid.

89 amphibian  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:39:28am

That was great! Was the troofer guy for real? He certainly looked like it. Of course, so did the pseudo-jihadnik. Except that as we know, a real jihadnik would have that knob thing going on his forehead. That's how you can tell the real ones (accept no substitutes!).

90 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:39:53am
91 paxnhymn  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:40:27am

re: #87 MandyManners


you own a white gun? Must be hell to keep clean.....

;-)

92 Endangered in MASS  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:40:32am

re: #67 realwest


Things are fine in these parts. Weather has been a delight. I got some new sticks and I am itching to try 'em.

93 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:41:19am

I'll have to watch this at home later.... :(

94 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:41:35am

re: #90 buzzsawmonkey

If Obama is "Bambi," why shouldn't Hillary target the "Bible-Thumpers?"

HA!

95 Endangered in MASS  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:41:47am

re: #91 paxnhymn


The White Shot Gun is for formal weddings ONLY!

96 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:42:20am

re: #91 paxnhymn

you own a white gun? Must be hell to keep clean.....

;-)

And, it has pink fringe hanging off the butt.

97 TrollBot PrtoType Six  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:42:52am
re: #49 TrollBot PrtoType Six
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

re: #56 paxnhymn
you forgot to drink.....

With the current price of oil being what it is; I'm lucky if I can get a quick sip, let alone a real drink!
// {;-)™

98 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:43:23am
99 paxnhymn  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:43:32am

re: #95 Endangered in MASS

The White Shot Gun is for formal weddings ONLY!


now THAT'S bitter.....

100 Endangered in MASS  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:43:44am

re: #96 MandyManners


"it has pink fringe hanging off the butt."

They make ointment that will clear that right up.

101 paxnhymn  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:43:53am

re: #96 MandyManners

And, it has pink fringe hanging off the butt.


dainty....

102 CyanSnowHawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:43:56am

re: #96 MandyManners

And, it has pink fringe hanging off the butt.

Didn't that originally belong to Elvis?

103 wolfie  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:44:06am

re: #95 Endangered in MASS

The White Shot Gun is for formal weddings ONLY!

But never, never wear one before Memorial Day or after Labor Day.

104 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:44:33am
105 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:45:13am
Al-Zawahri spoke on a wide range of issues, even global warming, which he said reflected "how criminal, brutal and greedy the Western Crusader world is, with America at the top."

He predicted that global warming would "make the world more sympathetic to and understanding of the Muslims' jihad against the aggressor America."

It sure is nice to know that Bumpy has had time to watch al-Gore's dvd, but why didn't he get the State Department memo not to use the word "jihad"?

106 wolfie  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:45:30am

re: #104 buzzsawmonkey

I REFUSE to laugh at that. I REFUSE!

107 Son of the Black Dog  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:45:31am

re: #98 NoSubmission

OT
Obama's uneaten waffle and sausage now over $10,000.00 on eBay.

Bet eBay pulls it.

108 JammieWearingFool  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:46:44am

Memo to Ben Hur: Rush is reading the NB Algore story now.

109 lawhawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:48:01am

re: #98 NoSubmission

OT
Obama's uneaten waffle and sausage now over $10,000.00 on eBay.

Someone is going to be quite bitter when that bidding is done...

110 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:48:02am

re: #107 Son of the Black Dog

What's funny is that the seller normally auctions old Rambler parts.

111 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:48:10am

re: #32 Honorary Yooper

I think he felt he still didn't get the point across that AQ did it, and is proud of it. The Troofer movement has a way of ignoring and burying the facts.

It all does make for a kind of jujitsu of moral annihilation. The troofers in effect blunt Al Qaeda and now Al Qaeda blunts them. reminds me of a certain political contest going on in Pennsylvania right now...

112 WrathofG-d  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:49:03am

Why is the terrorist in this parody wearing a Euro-peace scarf?

113 TrollBot PrtoType Six  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:49:10am

re: #72 buzzsawmonkey

Announcing the Global Warming Oven™

The Micro-Wave of the Future with the Low Low Low Carbon Footprint

At the Al Gore Big-Box Environmental Emporium™

Coming inexorably to a neighborhood near you!

That's nothing new, The Easy-Bake Oven™ has been around for years.
// {;-)™

114 lawhawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:49:19am

re: #104 buzzsawmonkey

In all your life, you never sausage a candidate.

Quit hamming it up... will ya?! You've already buttered up the audience.

115 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:50:01am
116 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:50:04am

re: #109 lawhawk

bitter... and clinging to his waffle

117 paxnhymn  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:50:14am

re: #114 lawhawk

Quit hamming it up... will ya?! You've already buttered up the audience.


I dunno...y'all pretty much pancaked anyone else's chances at an attempt at humor...

118 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:51:01am
119 paxnhymn  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:51:35am

re: #118 buzzsawmonkey

...and remember how syruptitious Obama's contacts with Canada were.


Dooh!

120 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:54:14am

re: #4 Sharmuta

I think the irony is lost on the troofers that they've parodied themselves.

Hilarious.

Just like the jihadis, the troofers know neither humor nor irony.

121 Nevergiveup  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:54:49am

Boy this thread went dead. I guess everyone is out hording food. We have a shortage I hear?

122 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:54:59am

So what does one do with a spitty half-chewed sausage and part of a cold sticky waffle anyway?

Stick in the freezer? Clone his DNA? Donate it to the Hillary Museum?

123 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:55:44am

re: #121 Nevergiveup

Boy this thread went dead. I guess everyone is out hording food. We have a shortage I hear?


There's a food shortage? And Obama is throwing away his breakfast?

Oh, the humanity!

124 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:56:34am

re: #121 Nevergiveup

Boy this thread went dead. I guess everyone is out hording food. We have a shortage I hear?

We have half eaten waffles, though.

125 Syrah  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:56:49am

re: #121 Nevergiveup

Boy this thread went dead. I guess everyone is out hording food. We have a shortage I hear?

WahhabiCoridor warned us months ago.

126 beblebrox  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:56:56am

re: #87 MandyManners

WTF? Does she think she's speaking to us bitter, white gun owners and Bible-thumpers?

You and your white guns, you oppressor, you!

/seething
/:)

127 paxnhymn  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:57:01am

re: #123 NoSubmission

There's a food shortage? And Obama is throwing away his breakfast?

Oh, the humanity!

effing elitists!

/Big Aunt Jemima is ripping us off!

128 pat  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:57:18am

Troofer Logic= Al Quaeda's attempt to take credit for Rove's Neo-con plot to militarize America is just another trick.

129 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:57:26am

re: #110 NoSubmission

What's funny is that the seller normally auctions old Rambler parts.

Talk about irony - on this date in 1954, Nash and Hudson merged to form American Motors. No kidding.

130 wanumba  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:57:52am

This truly was the Onion's best ever - they nailed it - and see? They were right.


The Troofers idea of scientific method was to insist that the befuddled comments of clueless info dudes and babes trying to come up with airtime filler as the videos were rolling were better than after event on scene systematic analysis. The best example of this was the reporter who was standing on a rooftop, with the towers behind him, talking about what scraps of info they had to explain the billowing smoke of the first tower when an airplane, clearly visible behind him, enters the camera field, moves across the field of view and plows into the second tower. The reporter was facing the camera, had no idea what had just happened behind his back, but he must have seen the cameraman and sound crew gasp in horror. He turns around, sees smoke suddenly billow out and exclaims that there seemed to have been another explosion, some kind of bomb at the other tower. The hapless man obviously had something else more accurate to say once his own film crew reran the tape for him to see what they had just seen.

131 Ward Cleaver  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:58:30am

re: #72 buzzsawmonkey

Announcing the Global Warming Oven™

The Micro-Wave of the Future with the Low Low Low Carbon Footprint

At the Al Gore Big-Box Environmental Emporium™

Coming inexorably to a neighborhood near you!

But how does it cook frozen waffles?

132 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:59:19am
133 beblebrox  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:59:33am

re: #131 Ward Cleaver

But how does it cook frozen waffles?

The Eggo Police™ are dying to know.

134 Tumulus11  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:00:00am

. If the waffle and sausage link are left out at room temperature for several days, they will change.

135 Endangered in MASS  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:00:03am

re: #98 NoSubmission

It has a divine provenance.

136 Sparkizzy  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:00:19am

re: #121 Nevergiveup

We seem to have enough matzah here.

137 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:01:04am

re: #132 buzzsawmonkey
One of your best..

138 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:01:27am

Habitat for Hamas

Habitat for Hamas has shown that building homes does more than put a roof over someone’s head. It also provides them a environment for training, planning, and executing missions.

As a world peacemaker Jimmy Carter knows good, honest, well intentioned people when he sees them.

139 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:02:39am

I can only remember one other time the Onion was spot on with a headline: Muscleman put in charge of worlds fifth-largest economy

140 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:05:11am

re: #128 pat

Troofer Logic= Al Quaeda's attempt to take credit for Rove's Neo-con plot to militarize America is just another trick.

That's absolutely what they'll say.

141 Silhouette  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:06:32am

We've always said, Can't. Parody. These. People.

Well, apparently you CAN parody them, except they go ahead and commit the parodied act anyway. Insane AND slower reaction time than us.

142 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:08:27am
143 BGOH  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:08:53am

OT - I don't know if this has been posted anywhere or not, but someone is auctioning off Barry's breakfast on Ebay (I believe the same waffle which distracted him from commenting on Hamas) and is pledging to donate the proceeds to the Hillary campaign.

Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.

[Link: cgi.ebay.com...]

And of course, the KosKids are seething, and hoping that Olberman will save them once again:

[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

144 itellu3times  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:09:22am

Mystery lights over Phoenix, Tampa on Drudge.

I think many lizards must be entertaining visitors, here to pick up on bargain foreclosures on Earth Day.

145 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:10:09am

re: #143 BGOH

Is NOTHING sacred?


Heh.

146 Silhouette  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:10:14am

Well, you go into these small towns in Saudi Arabia and, like a lot of small towns in Afghanistan, the oil is going to be gone in 25 years and nothing's replacing it.

It's not surprising then they get bitter and cling to credit for 911.

147 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:10:21am

re: #143 BGOH

OT - I don't know if this has been posted anywhere or not, but someone is auctioning off Barry's breakfast on Ebay (I believe the same waffle which distracted him from commenting on Hamas) and is pledging to donate the proceeds to the Hillary campaign.

Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.

[Link: cgi.ebay.com...]

And of course, the KosKids are seething, and hoping that Olberman will save them once again:

[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

LOL. From a Kosling: "We don't want our candidate associated with waffling of any sort. So they should take the auction down!"

148 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:10:56am
149 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:13:09am

Discovery channel tribute for earthday...
I Love The World

150 BGOH  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:14:32am

re: #147 Creeping Eruption

LOL. From a Kosling: "We don't want our candidate associated with waffling of any sort. So they should take the auction down!"

I hope this makes the front page. The KosKids are priceless. LOL

151 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:15:02am

re: #148 buzzsawmonkey

I think it's supposed to be satire, so I thought it was funny.

But you're still a better lyricist

152 Silhouette  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:15:59am

re: #147 Creeping Eruption

LOL. From a Kosling: "We don't want our candidate associated with waffling of any sort. So they should take the auction down!"

Apparently association with forcing the auctioneer to change his actions isn't a problem.

153 formercorpsman  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:16:07am

re: #132 buzzsawmonkey

Quick post Buzz, I will check later.

Would you be offended if these words were put to song?

You would be credited.

154 Squirrelguy  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:16:38am

re: #30 NJDhockeyfan

He lied to us! He played on our fears!

Big Gore is ripping us off!

155 Sparkizzy  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:17:03am

From the Kos Komments:

Now someone should post the same lunch as being from HRC and it'll be telling how Obama's sells for $$$ and HRC's goes unsold. Sticks tongue out.


Emphases mine.

156 derek  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:17:45am

Looks like the Truther idiots (often found Liveleak.com) already have an excuse for the recent fatwa from Al Qaeda.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=495_1208885666

That idiot poster "Illuminated1234" has been spamming LiveLeak with Ron Paul spam for the last year. Not surprising that he's a moron truther to boot.

157 Squirrelguy  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:17:49am

re: #117 paxnhymn

I dunno...y'all pretty much pancaked anyone else's chances at an attempt at humor...

Uh, wouldn't that be scrambled anyone elses chances?

158 Sparkizzy  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:18:15am

re: #155 Sparkizzy

Rather, emphasized addition, mine.

159 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:18:19am
160 derek  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:19:23am

Truthers Defending Al Qaeda Fatwa

Hopefully the link works this time...

161 lawhawk  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:20:07am

re: #149 Killgore Trout

Discovery channel tribute for earthday...
I Love The World

I love the world too, but I wonder how much COx was emitted in the production of that - with all the multiple locations, jet setting, and pre- and post- production. /aw heck, they carbon tithed.

162 jcm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:20:23am

re: #143 BGOH

OT - I don't know if this has been posted anywhere or not, but someone is auctioning off Barry's breakfast on Ebay (I believe the same waffle which distracted him from commenting on Hamas) and is pledging to donate the proceeds to the Hillary campaign.

Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.

[Link: cgi.ebay.com...]

And of course, the KosKids are seething, and hoping that Olberman will save them once again:

[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

I emailed the waffle sale to Rush. An opportunity for Operation Chaos.

163 Syrah  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:20:32am

re: #159 buzzsawmonkey

If it helps derail the Obama campaign, I'd be proud. Go ahead; thanks for asking.

A round waffle for the "O" in Obama. . .

This could be fun.

164 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:20:42am

re: #152 Silhouette

Apparently association with forcing the auctioneer to change his actions isn't a problem.

Why let something silly like that get in the way of protecting the Messiah from the mere appearance of waffling (I am having a hard time writing this without laughing).

165 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:21:34am

re: #161 lawhawk

I'm sure the Myth Busters guys purchased carbon credits before setting each other on fire.

166 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:21:46am

re: #157 Squirrelguy

Uh, wouldn't that be scrambled anyone elses chances?

You two should stop before one of you ends up with egg on their face.

167 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:22:05am

re: #160 derek

CIA Sock Puppet Al-Zawahiri Claims Iran Behind 9/11 Conspiracy Theories - Intelligence stooge unleashes another PR stunt on behalf of Neo-Cons

Of course! It's all so clear now! Have you ever noticed how Zawahiri & Rumsfled are never in the same room at the same time? Think about it...

The Truth is out there. Way, way, out there.

168 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:22:11am

He ate the sausage.

When will the seething begin?

169 Squirrelguy  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:23:16am

re: #166 Creeping Eruption

You two should stop before one of you ends up with egg on their face.

I have to. I'm fried.

170 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:23:38am

re: #169 Squirrelguy

I have to. I'm fried.

At least you're not cracked.

171 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:23:55am

HOOKER'S LAID BARE ON SHOW

April 22, 2008 -- So much for the safety of shadows.

A Manhattan hooker interviewed by Diane Sawyer for an ABC special on prostitution was busted by her mom - who recognized her daughter, despite the network's efforts to disguise her.

172 Squirrelguy  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:23:58am

re: #168 Ben Hur

He ate the sausage.

When will the seething begin?

About the time his bowels release.

173 BGOH  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:24:31am

re: #162 jcm

I emailed the waffle sale to Rush. An opportunity for Operation Chaos.

I was actually just thinking about doing the same thing. Great minds, and such. lol

$10,100 bid! HA!

I think the best part about the KosKid seething is the fact that they are so defensive that they are trying to use the half-eaten sausage as proof that the glowing one isn't a Mohamedan!

I. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

174 wolfie  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:24:59am

re: #160 derek

Truthers Defending Al Qaeda Fatwa

Hopefully the link works this time...

Bumpy the puppet!

175 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:25:09am

re: #162 jcm

I emailed the waffle sale to Rush. An opportunity for Operation Chaos.

The seller has a new update:


On Apr-22-08 at 11:11:47 PDT, seller added the following information:

**ATTENTION** DUE TO THE EXTREME PUBLICITY THIS HAS GAINED, WE HAVE DECIDED THAT THE PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, NOT JUST HILLARY OR OBAMA. MOST LIKELY A 50/50 SPLIT... IF YOU HAVE BID AND DO NOT LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THIS UPDATE, PLEASE RETRACT YOUR BID! THANKYOU!

176 madisonsfriend  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:25:32am

re: #95 Endangered in MASS

The White Shot Gun is for formal weddings ONLY!

After memorial day and before Labor day- only

177 derek  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:25:51am

re: #174 wolfie

Yup.

You can't make this stuff up.

Wait, maybe you can.

178 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:26:28am

re: #148 buzzsawmonkey

What an asshole.

And a lousy lyricist.

The movie was a parody of the various bio-pics that had come out.

179 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:26:50am

re: #170 MandyManners

At least you're not cracked.

This must stop lest someone starts poaching material from another thread.

180 beblebrox  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:28:57am

you know how weird people keep finding and selling things like pieces of toast and sections of wood, etc. with what they claim is the image of the Virgin Mary? I wonder how much you could make on ebay if you took a propane torch and burned a vaguely head and shoulders human-like shape into a waffle and sold it as the image of Obama? I mean, after all, he is the Messiah, isn't he?

181 Dianna  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:29:55am

re: #170 MandyManners

Mandy, his nic is "Squirrelguy." He's claiming something close to the ultimate in cracked-ness!

182 wolfie  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:30:26am

re: #177 derek

:D Yes we can!™

183 Silhouette  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:31:02am

Someone email McCain. He can ebay the remainder of his breakfast too. Or whatever his last meal was.

"Unfortunately, this waffle must not be as interesting as Obama's waffle. I mean, no meal has ever interested me so much I can't be bothered with duties. (I just hope no crisis comes up for Senator Obama to handle during his mealtimes.) Be my breakfast ever so boring, I don't want to miss the opportunity to also raise a little money for charity, so I'll auction off mine too."

184 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:33:39am

OT

Walid Shoebat and Kamal Saleem are to visit the University of Colorado to speak at the UCSU next week at the behest of the campus Republicans, and as can be expected, a lot of panties are getting into a wad. The assorted Muslim groups are worried that they will spread "false" messages of hate and misinformation about Islam.

This article in The Rocky Mountain News and especially the comments following very effectively illustrate the vast chasm between the left and right in this country right now, and it's definitely worth reading.

[Link: www.rockymountainnews.com...]

This is the gift that "liberal-progressives" have brought to us, so it's not surprising that the dialog is so vicious and hateful. Hateful ideologies engender the same in kind.

185 Ben Hur  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:34:19am

Very interesting.

Earlier I posted something about this:

Mandela Envy By Christopher Hitchens

The stirring news—that the dockworkers of Durban, South Africa, had refused to unload a shipload of Chinese weapons ordered by the lawless government of Zimbabwe—made me remember very piercingly how good it sometimes felt to be a socialist. Here's a clear-cut case of solidarity and internationalism in which the laboring class of one country affirms the rights—"concretely" affirms the rights, as we used to say—of its brothers and sisters in another country. In doing so, it improves the chances of democracy worldwide. This is how socialism began, with Karl Marx and his allies organizing a boycott of Confederate slave-harvested cotton during the American Civil War, and however often a thieving megalomaniac like Robert Mugabe claims to be a socialist, there are still brave and honest workers who, by contemptuously folding their arms, can deny him the sinews of oppression.


And then we have this:

US seeks to block Zimbabwe-bound Chinese arms

WASHINGTON - The Bush administration is intervening with governments in southern Africa to prevent a Chinese ship carrying weapons for Zimbabwe's security forces from unloading its cargo, The Associated Press has learned.

At the same time, the State Department's top Africa hand, Jendayi Frazer, plans to visit the region this week to underscore U.S. concerns about the shipment. Frazer also will try to persuade Zimbabwe's neighbors to step up pressure on President Robert Mugabe's government to publish results from a disputed election that the opposition claims to have won, administration officials said Monday

Snip

The ship, which is laden with large amounts of weapons and ammunition, already has been turned away from South Africa and Mozambique, and is now believed to be headed for Angola, possibly with a refueling stop in Namibia. The freighter left South Africa after a judge on Friday barred the arms from transiting South Africa and it was not immediately clear if U.S. lobbying had influenced authorities in Mozambique who stopped it from docking over the weekend.

Two officials said Washington's effort to block the ship from unloading its cargo was now concentrated on Namibia and Angola and that both countries were being told that allowing the An Yue Jiang to dock could harm their relations with the United States.

There are fears that the arms, which include mortar grenades and bullets, could be used by Mugabe's regime to expand a clampdown on opposition supporters. The government has refused to publish the results of presidential elections held three weeks ago, and there are reports of increasing violence against the opposition.

South Africa's main trade union confederation has called on workers in other African countries to follow the example of South African dock and freight workers who said Friday they would not unload the ship or transport its cargo.

The State Department endorsed that position on Monday.

186 Silhouette  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:36:22am

re: #184 really grumpy big dog Johnson

The assorted Muslim groups are worried that they will spread "false" messages of hate and misinformation about Islam.

Hearing current terrorists increases our knowledge and is important.

Reformed terrorists spread hate.

/

187 Endangered in MASS  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:36:31am

re: #176 madisonsfriend

You are the second person who told me that.


The moral of the story's clear.

Instead of Bourbon

Stick to Beer.

188 Sunlight  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:37:44am

Is this a comedy sketch? or is "ONN" supposted to be serious?
/not kidding

189 ModerateWolverine  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:38:01am

re: #19 Ben Hur

OH NO!:


Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’

No. effen. way.

I can't believe that! This needs to get exposed, I can't find the video on youtube though.

And that Onion clip was hysterical.

190 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:38:22am

re: #186 Silhouette

Hearing current terrorists increases our knowledge and is important.

Reformed terrorists spread hate.

/

A few weeks back the Jerusalem Post had an editorial where Shoebat excoriated the JP for publishing a story that essentially whitewashed his past and called into question his claims, etc.

Apparently, even conservatives at the Jerusalem Post feel that reformed terrorist spread hate, or at least lies about their past.

192 Kenneth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:38:54am

re: #185 Ben Hur

Nice bit of intellectual slight of hand there on behalf of Hitchens. He praises the good "socialists" dock-workers for refusing to handle the Chinese weapons bound for Zimbabwe. But he fails to mention the fact the weapons were being shipped from Communist China to the Marxist Mugabe.

193 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:39:04am

Breaking:

Obama uneaten breakfast update:

On Apr-22-08 at 11:11:47 PDT, seller added the following information:

**ATTENTION** DUE TO THE EXTREME PUBLICITY THIS HAS GAINED, WE HAVE DECIDED THAT THE PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, NOT JUST HILLARY OR OBAMA. MOST LIKELY A 50/50 SPLIT... IF YOU HAVE BID AND DO NOT LIKE THE SOUNDS OF THIS UPDATE, PLEASE RETRACT YOUR BID! THANKYOU!

194 Excaliber  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:39:19am

I can hear the TROOFERS gagging now , it's also may be time to boycott Cuban's basketball games and smack those punks from "Small Change " up the side of their heads .

195 Silhouette  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:40:22am

re: #193 NoSubmission

So the money isn't going to charity, but to further the campaign.

Well, God Bless capitalism anyway, while we still have it.

196 Sacred Plants  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:45:21am
197 paxnhymn  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:46:55am
198 jcm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:54:31am

re: #175 NJDhockeyfan


HE WAFFLED!

199 jcm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:55:03am

re: #188 Sunlight

Is this a comedy sketch? or is "ONN" supposted to be serious?
/not kidding

Onion is pure sarcasm.

200 gman  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 12:17:33pm

****One more UPDATE!**** In NO WAY does the use of Barak Obama's middle name designate being prejudice. It is his middle name and was being used for descriptive comments only. The DNA comment may have not been used in the best content either, I apologize if either of these 2 things offend anyone, especially his campaign, they shouldn't. THANKS AGAIN!

Lol

201 Cygnus  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 12:22:44pm

re: #37 zmdavid

No one asked how he got such a video? They thought he just happened to be filming in Antarctica when an ice shelf collapsed?

Maybe Rosie was skiing on it at the time.

202 Cygnus  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 12:26:44pm

re: #96 MandyManners

And, it has pink fringe hanging off the butt.

And bling on the trigger guard.

203 Cygnus  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 12:27:50pm

re: #102 CyanSnowHawk

Didn't that originally belong to Elvis?

No; Liberace.

204 FriarsTale  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 12:32:36pm

hilarious!
The Onion is awesome

205 Cap'n DOC  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 12:34:29pm

re: #179 Creeping Eruption

Oh sure... Egg 'em on.

206 Squirrelguy  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 12:36:16pm

re: #181 Dianna

Mandy, his nic is "Squirrelguy." He's claiming something close to the ultimate in cracked-ness!

Ouch! :-)

207 Squirrelguy  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 12:40:23pm

re: #200 gman

****One more UPDATE!**** In NO WAY does the use of Barak Obama's middle name designate being prejudice. It is his middle name and was being used for descriptive comments only. The DNA comment may have not been used in the best content either, I apologize if either of these 2 things offend anyone, especially his campaign, they shouldn't. THANKS AGAIN!

Lol

I could give a hairy rats ass if anyone is offended by his middle name. Got a problem with it? Complain to his parents.

208 sparrowlake  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 1:00:53pm

I almost cried with laughter as the onion was peeled and we were clued in. Bravo.

209 Trippin  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 4:27:35pm

That was incredibly funny. Also, be sure to check iut the "eco friendly war" segment, as well as the "bullshit - top election issue" segment. Very funny stuff.

210 profitsbeard  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 4:54:39pm

Basque terrorists now fighting with Spanish Troofers who are trying to blame them for the Madrid bombings instead of al-Qaeda wannabes.

New at 10:59.

211 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 5:41:32pm

Loved it. Funny as hell and true.

Never forget.


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