C L A S S I C!

"I can assure you, we did not use thermite bombs. I did the research myself"

As Taranto says: "Life imitates the Onion"

I think the irony is lost on the troofers that they've parodied themselves.

Hilarious.

Dang, I wish I could open this! Drat this oppressive company of mine from blocking the really important stuff!

Here we go again with the melted core......

ha ha ha

Open your mind......open your mind.....

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Ha ha, classic!

Give credit where radiation is due.

"Talking to you is like talking to a goat!"

LOL!

Den of Jackals.

This was meant in jest. Too bad it's so close to reality.

Washington Monument October 12 at 3:04. Big troofer party.

Bwaaahahahaha!

How would you like to sleep on rocks in a cave for months only to have someone else take the credit?

"Why is Osama Bin Laden safe in ... eh ... somewhere"
:)

Trooth is stranger than parody is stranger than troof.

"Hail to the Chimp". How creative and original.
/

OH NO!:

Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’

On Friday, it was revealed by ABC News that one of the famous shots of supposed Antarctic ice shelves in the film was actually a computer-generated image from the 2004 science fiction blockbuster "The Day After Tomorrow." [audio available here]

Adding delicious insult to injury, this was presented by one of ABC's foremost global warming alarmists Sam Champion during Friday's "20/20":

No. effen. way.

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

I remember spinning this off a few weeks ago. Still hilarious and most prophetic.

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

Well, troofers need frequent reminding of reality or they start to make it up themselves.

re: #19 Ben Hur

OH NO!:

Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’

No. effen. way.

sam Champion is an idiot

Hey Real
Hope you are doing good
Flyby post here
T-man out

re: #19 Ben Hur

OH NO!:

Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’

No. effen. way.

Smells like victory

Re you sure this isn't real?

Bravo

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

Reinforcing the message, they must have thought they were losing ground to the other wackos.

re: #19 Ben Hur

Way.

And did you know that the Managing Editor of Time magazine didn't go to journalism school?

"I didn't go to journalism school," Stengel said. "But this notion that journalism is objective, or must be objective is something that has always bothered me - because the notion about objectivity is in some ways a fantasy. I don't know that there is as such a thing as objectivity."

[Link: newsbusters.org...]

re: #19 Ben Hur

OH NO!:

Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’

No. effen. way.

He lied to us! He played on our fears!

As we should all recall, the Onion also scooped al Qaeda when it determined the ultimate destination for the murderous 9/11 jihadis. Here's a hint. It aint paradise.

The Onion has a far better track record than the NY Times, that's for sure.

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

I think he felt he still didn't get the point across that AQ did it, and is proud of it. The Troofer movement has a way of ignoring and burying the facts.

Let's not forget:

Ron Paul

re: #19 Ben Hur

It also illiustrates what a lazy prick Al Gore really is.

re: #32 Honorary Yooper
"The Troofer movement has a way of ignoring and burying the facts." What? Why would you say that?!
/heavy dose.

re: #33 Persian Shoe

Let's not forget:

Ron Paul

Damn You!
I had forgotten...

re: #30 NJDhockeyfan

He lied to us! He played on our fears!

No one asked how he got such a video? They thought he just happened to be filming in Antarctica when an ice shelf collapsed?

re: #19 Ben Hur Hey Ben. LOL - yes, WAY! ROTFLMAO!

re: #34 Roger

It also illiustrates what a lazy little prick Al Gore really is.

There fixed it.

re: #34 Roger

It also illiustrates what a lazy prick Al Gore really is.

I disagree. Al Gore is not lazy; he is hideously energetic in the service of promulgating a lie.

Hey...links are back at the top of the page.

Doing some adjusting Charles?

It Worked.

IE 6.0.2

bbl

"Me and Bush, we go out, we hang.."
Priceless.

You try to put up an ice shelf and it collapses.

Just goes to show that mollie anchors are better than the plastic kind.

Life imitates art.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.

I still find it highly amusing how idiots can be so deeply entrenched in their own reality that they wind up insulting themselves in the real reality. This is what happens when absolutism and objectivity are lost, when "anything goes" and the frame of reference is removed.

re: #45 thedopefishlives

Life imitates art.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

History repeats itself; historians repeat each other.

I still find it highly amusing how idiots can be so deeply entrenched in their own reality that they wind up insulting themselves in the real reality. This is what happens when absolutism and objectivity are lost, when "anything goes" and the frame of reference is removed.

In Babylon, everything and nothing is true.

re: #19 Ben Hur

OH NO!:

Gore Used Fictional Video to Illustrate ‘Inconvenient Truth’

No. effen. way.

Al Gore - peddling BS since... Well since as far back as I can remember.

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

You know- I think it's because he's feeling his and al-qaeda's irrelevancy. He has to remind everyone of the "glory days".

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

re: #21 JammieWearingFool

I remember spinning this off a few weeks ago. Still hilarious and most prophetic.

Whew, I thought I was having world-class deja vu here.

re: #45 thedopefishlives

"frame of reference"

Would that be reality?

Was fur ist ein dopelfish?

WHAAAAAAAAA!

I want my hat tip! And I posted in spinoffs back on the April 1st too!

WHAAAAAAAAA!

*snif* *snif*

re: #44 buzzsawmonkey

You try to put up an ice shelf and it collapses.

Just goes to show that mollie anchors are better than the plastic kind.

You really shouldn't try to hang an ice shelf on the drywall anyway, you need to anchor it to the studs, like your expensive Plasma TV.

re: #48 Sharmuta Ah, by gosh I think you've got it! LOL!

"Why don't you and your family come down to the Washington Monument, say.. October 12th at 4pm?"

Good stuff.

re: #49 TrollBot PrtoType Six

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

you forgot to drink.....

re: #52 jcm

Someone had waffles for breakfast.

re: #53 CyanSnowHawk

You really shouldn't try to hang an ice shelf on the drywall anyway, you need to anchor it to the studs, like your expensive Plasma TV.

I refuse to countenance any reference to Al Gore as a "stud."

And that goes for Obama and Hillary, too.

re: #52 jcm There, there (hands tissues to jcm) that's ok, they'll be other times and places where you'll get your hat tip!
LOL!

re: #54 realwest

RW,

Afternoon. How are things in your neck of the woods?

Regards,
EiM

re: #33 Persian Shoe

Let's not forget:

Ron Paul

Hey, I sometimes forget names, but I never forget a fascist. ;-)

re: #56 paxnhymn

Ya gotta go slow on the demon rum when you're chasing the hopium.

re: #52 jcm AND, BTW, not to brag or anything, but many years ago, I bitched and moaned about a lost hat tip and Charles addressed me on that thread and said something to the effect that MINE was the most creative bitching and moaning about a lost hat tip,
EVER! It's true, I just don't remember when or I'd link it for ya!
LOL!

re: #57 bosforus

Someone had waffles for breakfast.

LOL.

Classic. . .

re: #20 realwest

I do think this is a scream, but still don't understand why Bumpy felt the need for Al-Q to take "credit" for it NOW, when Osama bin Laden took credit for it on a video-tape loooong before the Troofer movement even started.

I read it as some internal fighting ... AQ is not happy that dinnerjacket grabbed the ball and is heading downfield.

re: #60 Endangered in MASS Hey there yourself! Things are going ok, but I'm really tired; had to get up EXTRA early this morning to take Mom to the hospital for some more tests.
And poor Mom had to fast since last night! Good thing she wasn't around that half eaten waffle after those tests! LOL!
How are y'all doing?

re: #62 Endangered in MASS

Ya gotta go slow on the demon rum when you're chasing the hopium.

so yer sayin' i can't chase my hopiates with Koolaid then?

;-(

re: #66 incanus Could be; didn't Iran "make it clear" to Al-Q that they were not welcome in Iran when they were looking for somewhere to hide when we started whomping their butts in Iraq?

Is it just me today, or are there a lot fewer comments on LGF than usual?

. Ayman and Omar are pouting.

'The purpose of this lie is clear — (to suggest) that there are no heroes among the Sunnis who can hurt America as no else did in history.'
//Ayman al-Zawahri

-

'How would you like it if you spent two months, you know, two months in a mountain caves sleeping on rocks, planning something really special, only to have someone take the credit away from you - 'Oh no, you don't deserve credit.'
// 'Omar al-Farouk'.

Announcing the Global Warming Oven™

The Micro-Wave of the Future with the Low Low Low Carbon Footprint

At the Al Gore Big-Box Environmental Emporium™

Coming inexorably to a neighborhood near you!

re: #39 Persian Shoe

Thanks!

re: #40 buzzsawmonkey

Yep the ultimate laziness is putting energy into a lie.

Antisemitism, Messianism and the Cult of Sacrifice: The Iranian Holy War

There are other dictatorships in the world. But only in Iran are the fantasy-worlds of antisemitism and religious mission linked with technological megalomania and the physics of mass destruction. The specific danger presented by the Iranian nuclear option stems from the unique ideological atmosphere surrounding it – a mixture of holy war and high-tec, of antisemitism and weapons-grade uranium, of death-wish and missile research, of Shiite messianism and plutonium." -Matthias Kuntzel

RTWT!

re: #66 incanus

I read it as some internal fighting ... AQ is not happy that dinnerjacket grabbed the ball and is heading downfield.

Arabs don't like the Persians anyways. muslim infighting has been going on since the day ol' mo died and forgive me if I don't mind if they carry on, insh'allah.

re: #70 Honorary Yooper

Is it just me today, or are there a lot fewer comments on LGF than usual?

From the sidebar:

Comments: 5,179,415
Today: 1,800
Yesterday: 5,195

Maybe everyone's off celebrating Earth Day or Lenin's Birthday. Or voting in Pennsylvania.

re: #70 Honorary Yooper
Maybe, but don't forget that, depending on the time zones we're in the lunch hour period now.
Speaking of which, I'm off to lunch myself!
Hope you all have a great day and that I get the chance to see you down the road!

re: #72 buzzsawmonkey

Announcing the Global Warming Oven™

The Micro-Wave of the Future with the Low Low Low Carbon Footprint

At the Al Gore Big-Box Environmental Emporium™

Coming inexorably to a neighborhood near you!

Yes, it's called summer.

Classic... I love the onion

re: #58 buzzsawmonkey

I refuse to countenance any reference to Al Gore as a "stud."

And that goes for Obama and Hillary, too.

They're more like the drywall. You can bend and shape it, attach it to the studs, which do the actual work of holding up the building, add a texture and a nice coat of paint, and it tends to look very good. But we all know that it's crap for supporting anything heavier than a picture or a diploma. If you want real support, you don't want drywall (AG, BHO, or HRC), you want studs(McCain).

re: #66 incanus

I read it as some internal fighting ... AQ is not happy that dinnerjacket grabbed the ball and is heading downfield.

We should encourage more of this kind of infighting.

OT: Probably thread worthy:

Hillary threatens Iran from Pennsylvania.

Hillary Clinton has issued a stark warning to Iran, as Democrats in Pennsylvania vote to choose between her and Barack Obama to run for president.

She said the US would attack, and could "obliterate" Iran, if it launched a nuclear strike on Israel.

You have got to be kidding me. One day she promises to pull out of Iraq, the next she promises to obliterate Iran.

re: #70 Honorary Yooper

Is it just me today, or are there a lot fewer comments on LGF than usual?

I know, I can practically keep up by ignoring only most of my work.

re: #78 lawhawk

Yes, it's called summer.

No, it's called a warming trend caused by man that happens to coincide with the rotation of the Earth on it's axis.

Silly closed minded human

/moonbat off

re: #69 realwest

Iran has played both sides of the street with Al Qaeda. They aided AQ in Iraq, including Zarqawi. Several senior AQ people, including one of Osama's sons are living in Iran under so-called "house arrest". Iranian weapons have turned up with the Taliban in Afghanistan. Many AQ terrorists have transited from Afghanistan to Iraq through Iran.

Red Ken soon to be unemployed....

London runners get video grilling

A YouGov poll for the Evening Standard suggests that, after second-choice votes are taken into consideration, Mr Johnson has the support of 53% of the London electorate, compared with 47% for Mr Livingstone. Two weeks ago Mr Johnson was on 56% and Mr Livingstone on 44%.

In the latest poll, on first-choice votes alone, Mr Johnson took 44%, Mr Livingstone 37% and Liberal Democrat contender Mr Paddick 12%.

re: #82 beblebrox

OT: Probably thread worthy:

Hillary threatens Iran from Pennsylvania.

You have got to be kidding me. One day she promises to pull out of Iraq, the next she promises to obliterate Iran.

WTF? Does she think she's speaking to us bitter, white gun owners and Bible-thumpers?

re: #68 paxnhymn

Not the 'lectric Kool Aid.

That was great! Was the troofer guy for real? He certainly looked like it. Of course, so did the pseudo-jihadnik. Except that as we know, a real jihadnik would have that knob thing going on his forehead. That's how you can tell the real ones (accept no substitutes!).

re: #87 MandyManners

WTF? Does she think she's speaking to us bitter, white gun owners and Bible-thumpers?

If Obama is "Bambi," why shouldn't Hillary target the "Bible-Thumpers?"

re: #87 MandyManners

you own a white gun? Must be hell to keep clean.....

;-)

re: #67 realwest

Things are fine in these parts. Weather has been a delight. I got some new sticks and I am itching to try 'em.

I'll have to watch this at home later.... :(

re: #90 buzzsawmonkey

If Obama is "Bambi," why shouldn't Hillary target the "Bible-Thumpers?"

HA!

re: #91 paxnhymn

The White Shot Gun is for formal weddings ONLY!

re: #91 paxnhymn

you own a white gun? Must be hell to keep clean.....

;-)

And, it has pink fringe hanging off the butt.

re: #49 TrollBot PrtoType Six
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

re: #56 paxnhymn
you forgot to drink.....

With the current price of oil being what it is; I'm lucky if I can get a quick sip, let alone a real drink!
// {;-)™

OT
Obama's uneaten waffle and sausage now over $10,000.00 on eBay.

re: #95 Endangered in MASS

The White Shot Gun is for formal weddings ONLY!

now THAT'S bitter.....

re: #96 MandyManners

"it has pink fringe hanging off the butt."

They make ointment that will clear that right up.

re: #96 MandyManners

And, it has pink fringe hanging off the butt.

dainty....

re: #96 MandyManners

And, it has pink fringe hanging off the butt.

Didn't that originally belong to Elvis?

re: #95 Endangered in MASS

The White Shot Gun is for formal weddings ONLY!

But never, never wear one before Memorial Day or after Labor Day.

re: #98 NoSubmission

OT
Obama's uneaten waffle and sausage now over $10,000.00 on eBay.

In all your life, you never sausage a candidate.

Al-Zawahri spoke on a wide range of issues, even global warming, which he said reflected "how criminal, brutal and greedy the Western Crusader world is, with America at the top."

He predicted that global warming would "make the world more sympathetic to and understanding of the Muslims' jihad against the aggressor America."

It sure is nice to know that Bumpy has had time to watch al-Gore's dvd, but why didn't he get the State Department memo not to use the word "jihad"?

re: #104 buzzsawmonkey

I REFUSE to laugh at that. I REFUSE!

re: #98 NoSubmission

OT
Obama's uneaten waffle and sausage now over $10,000.00 on eBay.

Bet eBay pulls it.

Memo to Ben Hur: Rush is reading the NB Algore story now.

re: #98 NoSubmission

OT
Obama's uneaten waffle and sausage now over $10,000.00 on eBay.

Someone is going to be quite bitter when that bidding is done...

re: #107 Son of the Black Dog

What's funny is that the seller normally auctions old Rambler parts.

re: #32 Honorary Yooper

I think he felt he still didn't get the point across that AQ did it, and is proud of it. The Troofer movement has a way of ignoring and burying the facts.

It all does make for a kind of jujitsu of moral annihilation. The troofers in effect blunt Al Qaeda and now Al Qaeda blunts them. reminds me of a certain political contest going on in Pennsylvania right now...

Why is the terrorist in this parody wearing a Euro-peace scarf?

re: #72 buzzsawmonkey

Announcing the Global Warming Oven™

The Micro-Wave of the Future with the Low Low Low Carbon Footprint

At the Al Gore Big-Box Environmental Emporium™

Coming inexorably to a neighborhood near you!

That's nothing new, The Easy-Bake Oven™ has been around for years.
// {;-)™

re: #104 buzzsawmonkey

In all your life, you never sausage a candidate.

Quit hamming it up... will ya?! You've already buttered up the audience.

You know, given Obama's waffling over NAFTA with Canada, he should have had Canadian bacon rather than sausage...

re: #109 lawhawk

bitter... and clinging to his waffle

re: #114 lawhawk

Quit hamming it up... will ya?! You've already buttered up the audience.

I dunno...y'all pretty much pancaked anyone else's chances at an attempt at humor...

...and remember how syruptitious Obama's contacts with Canada were.

re: #118 buzzsawmonkey

...and remember how syruptitious Obama's contacts with Canada were.

Dooh!

re: #4 Sharmuta

I think the irony is lost on the troofers that they've parodied themselves.

Hilarious.

Just like the jihadis, the troofers know neither humor nor irony.

Boy this thread went dead. I guess everyone is out hording food. We have a shortage I hear?

So what does one do with a spitty half-chewed sausage and part of a cold sticky waffle anyway?

Stick in the freezer? Clone his DNA? Donate it to the Hillary Museum?

re: #121 Nevergiveup

Boy this thread went dead. I guess everyone is out hording food. We have a shortage I hear?

There's a food shortage? And Obama is throwing away his breakfast?

Oh, the humanity!

re: #121 Nevergiveup

Boy this thread went dead. I guess everyone is out hording food. We have a shortage I hear?

We have half eaten waffles, though.

re: #121 Nevergiveup

Boy this thread went dead. I guess everyone is out hording food. We have a shortage I hear?

WahhabiCoridor warned us months ago.

re: #87 MandyManners

WTF? Does she think she's speaking to us bitter, white gun owners and Bible-thumpers?

You and your white guns, you oppressor, you!

/seething
/:)

re: #123 NoSubmission

There's a food shortage? And Obama is throwing away his breakfast?

Oh, the humanity!

effing elitists!

/Big Aunt Jemima is ripping us off!