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Penis Snatching Sorcerers Terrorize Congo

Tue, Apr 22, 2008 at 8:11:22 pm PDT

What was left was tiny.”

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. ...

“You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We’ve had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten,” Kinshasa’s police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said. “But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

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1 Noam Sayin'  4/22/08 8:12:09 pm reply quote 0

That's what I thought that title said...

2 Abu Boo Boo  4/22/08 8:12:55 pm reply quote 4

We have 'em in my neighborhood, too.

3 Crimsonfisted  4/22/08 8:13:47 pm reply quote 1

And what does one do with a snatched penis exactly?

Is this some bizarre feminist movement? Some crazed Penis Envy sect?

4 vrwc_merc  4/22/08 8:14:04 pm reply quote -16

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

5 Alouette  4/22/08 8:14:23 pm reply quote 0

Zionists are everywhere!

6 Noam Sayin'  4/22/08 8:14:48 pm reply quote 1
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

An eye for an eye?

7 itellu3times  4/22/08 8:15:03 pm reply quote 4

They just held a referendum on this in Pennsylvania, right?

8 zmdavid  4/22/08 8:15:06 pm reply quote 1

And I thought Troofers were dumb.

9 ggt  4/22/08 8:15:13 pm reply quote 0

LOVE the comic relief. This should produce some one liners as good as Sprizer Swallow threads.

10 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:15:21 pm reply quote 0

re: #6 Noam Sayin'

An eye for an eye?

LOL!

11 pat  4/22/08 8:15:27 pm reply quote 1

I prefer boob threads

12 newsjunkie_ky  4/22/08 8:15:45 pm reply quote 0

Kinda what the hildabeast is trying to do to obama.

13 Abu Boo Boo  4/22/08 8:16:01 pm reply quote 21

Fortunately, there is a cure.

I have a whole email inbox that says so.

14 Who Watches the Watchmen?  4/22/08 8:16:02 pm reply quote 2
“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Wait...somebody whipped it out in a store? And it was tiny? That's just wrong on so many levels.

15 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:16:14 pm reply quote 0

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

Oh, noez.

16 Mauser  4/22/08 8:16:27 pm reply quote 5

I'd rather be a snatch peniser.

Sorry.

17 Mich-again  4/22/08 8:16:41 pm reply quote 1

I heard there was a market for the snatched Johnsons in the San Fransisco transgendered community.

18 Occasional Reader  4/22/08 8:16:41 pm reply quote 5

Isn't there a certain oxymoronic quality to begin with the phrase, "penis-snatching"?

19 Crimsonfisted  4/22/08 8:16:46 pm reply quote 0

re: #11 pat

I prefer boob threads


Did I fix that for you? :)

20 Noam Sayin'  4/22/08 8:16:53 pm reply quote 9

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

Some of us smartasses live for threads like this.

21 jaunte  4/22/08 8:16:56 pm reply quote 7

Where's George Costanza now?

22 6pat6  4/22/08 8:17:01 pm reply quote 0

Penis-snatching sorcerers:

Isn't that any redlight district?

23 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:17:11 pm reply quote 0
“But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.

Just thought I'd repeat that.

24 Karridine  4/22/08 8:17:24 pm reply quote 6
"Penis Snatching Sorcerers Terrorize Congo"

as bad as

"Victory-Snatching Sorceress Terrorizes Pennsylvania!"
25 FoolsMate  4/22/08 8:17:30 pm reply quote 0

Stock prices of Pfizer, Bayer AG and and Eli Lilly are up.

26 pat  4/22/08 8:17:40 pm reply quote 0

I don't think I will be posting too many science links on this thread. Wrong audience.

27 zmdavid  4/22/08 8:17:50 pm reply quote 0

Kofi Annan is from Ghana, I wonder if he has something to do with it.

28 ted  4/22/08 8:17:53 pm reply quote 0

No more kosher pickles for me...

29 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:18:12 pm reply quote 1

re: #25 FoolsMate

Stock prices of Pfizer, Bayer AG and and Eli Lilly are up.

Has Viagra hit Africa yet?

30 Maximu§  4/22/08 8:18:33 pm reply quote 0

Penis snatchers in Congo?

Sounds like a job for the SFPD....

31 ted  4/22/08 8:18:38 pm reply quote 0

re: #11 pat

I prefer boob threads

I prefer panty threads.

32 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:18:43 pm reply quote 4

Itsy-bisty, teenie weenie.

33 Bill Amos  4/22/08 8:18:50 pm reply quote 0

And here I thought it was about ex wives

34 6pat6  4/22/08 8:18:52 pm reply quote 1

"Hillary Snacthes Hussein's Manhood - Takes Pennsylvania!"

Sub-headline - "Puts It In Her Testicle Lock-Box"

35 karmic_inquisitor  4/22/08 8:18:55 pm reply quote 0

re: #24 Karridine

Naaah - she snatches penises too.

36 Karridine  4/22/08 8:18:56 pm reply quote 0

re: #24 Karridine
Or rather: "Victory Snatching Sorceress Terrorizes Obamanation!"

37 esch  4/22/08 8:18:58 pm reply quote 0

May the Schwarz be with you...

38 jaunte  4/22/08 8:19:02 pm reply quote 0

We could turn this into a gun thread at any moment.

39 Noam Sayin'  4/22/08 8:19:15 pm reply quote 0

re: #25 FoolsMate

Beat me to that one. I got distracted by merc.

40 Crimsonfisted  4/22/08 8:19:18 pm reply quote 0

re: #18 Occasional Reader

Isn't there a certain oxymoronic quality to begin with the phrase, "penis-snatching"?


Some variations on a theme:

Snatch snitching members
Penis Poontanging marauders

41 FoolsMate  4/22/08 8:19:37 pm reply quote 0

re: #29 MandyManners

Has Viagra hit Africa yet?

Well, their health plan has got to be better than mine.

42 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:19:38 pm reply quote 0

re: #33 Bill Amos

And here I thought it was about ex wives

Nah. We tend to take testicles. And, some of us mount them on our mantles.

43 Sol Roth  4/22/08 8:19:48 pm reply quote 4

My penis shrinks every time Hillzebub speaks. She must be from that witchdoctor tribe.

44 ted  4/22/08 8:19:59 pm reply quote 0

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

Temper, temper !

45 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:20:22 pm reply quote 0

re: #41 FoolsMate

Well, their health plan has got to be better than mine.

Insuranc pays for Viagra? What about the Pill?

46 Bill Amos  4/22/08 8:20:37 pm reply quote 0
MandyManners 4/22/08 8:19:38 pm reply

Nah. We tend to take testicles. And, some of us mount them on our mantles.

Balls to the wall ?

47 6pat6  4/22/08 8:20:46 pm reply quote 0

Didn't the last Jackass Presidential candidate (you know, the one who was in Vietnam)...didn't he fight and get wounded in the Battle of Poon-Tang?

48 MagnaniomousCoward  4/22/08 8:20:47 pm reply quote 8

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.


* Terrorism
* Johnsons
* Probably lizards involved as well

49 ted  4/22/08 8:20:51 pm reply quote 0

I have nothing to worry about.

50 snowcrash  4/22/08 8:20:51 pm reply quote 0

I'm glad the topic isn't about religion or evolution, or is it?

51 DownRightMeanAmerican  4/22/08 8:20:51 pm reply quote 3

Big Hillary is ripping our penises off!

I was in the pool!

I am really sorry.

52 Occasional Reader  4/22/08 8:21:21 pm reply quote 0

re: #42 MandyManners

Nah. We tend to take testicles. And, some of us mount them

MANDY!

53 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:21:25 pm reply quote 0

Do the Yanomomo still lop off the penises of their vanquised foes?

54 jcm  4/22/08 8:21:39 pm reply quote 1

After being snatched they play in concerts.

55 6pat6  4/22/08 8:21:52 pm reply quote 0

re: #42 MandyManners

Nah. We tend to take testicles. And, some of us mount them on our mantles

Ouch, Mandy...sounds...painful. You know, mounting them on your mantle and all!

56 Who Watches the Watchmen?  4/22/08 8:22:03 pm reply quote 2

Isn't the Wall Street term for this "shorting my stock?"

57 Crimsonfisted  4/22/08 8:22:04 pm reply quote 0

re: #53 MandyManners

Do the Yanomomo still lop off the penises of their vanquised foes?

Wasn't she married to a Beatle?

58 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:22:12 pm reply quote 1

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.

59 esch  4/22/08 8:22:18 pm reply quote 3

re: #45 MandyManners

Insuranc pays for Viagra?

I'm really pissed about old people getting Viagra for free, when I see how much I pay a month for drugs AFTER insurance, to stay alive....

8P

60 A Kiwi Infidel  4/22/08 8:22:28 pm reply quote 0

They'all be in trouble if the the witch doctors want tongues as well.

61 ted  4/22/08 8:22:43 pm reply quote 3

Charles: Don't send Stinky on vacation to the Congo anymore.

62 Vinegar Joe  4/22/08 8:22:55 pm reply quote 1

Was Richard Quest involved in this report?

63 Occasional Reader  4/22/08 8:22:57 pm reply quote 0

re: #57 Crimsonfisted

Wasn't she married to a Beatle?

Nah, it was a Japanese admiral in WWII.

64 wanumba  4/22/08 8:22:59 pm reply quote 3

Maybe now when I make a comment about "superstitious cultures" people will have an inkling as to the scope of what I'm trying to convey.

65 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:23:01 pm reply quote 0

re: #52 Occasional Reader

MANDY!

Read the rest!

66 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:23:15 pm reply quote 0

re: #46 Bill Amos

Balls to the wall ?

Indeed.

67 6pat6  4/22/08 8:23:23 pm reply quote 2

re: #58 MandyManners

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.STICKING IT TO US!

There. Fixed it!

68 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:23:43 pm reply quote 1

re: #55 6pat6

Ouch, Mandy...sounds...painful. You know, mounting them on your mantle and all!

The look on the taxidermists when we take them in is priceless.

69 Rancher  4/22/08 8:24:07 pm reply quote 2

As I get older I find these fiends affect me more and more.

70 neocon hippie  4/22/08 8:24:08 pm reply quote 7

All cultures are of equal merit. Especially noble uncorrupted third world people.

/sarc

71 jcm  4/22/08 8:24:11 pm reply quote 1

re: #58 MandyManners

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.

Spotted Dick in a Can!

72 FoolsMate  4/22/08 8:24:12 pm reply quote 0

re: #45 MandyManners

I think women are getting the shaft on that one.

73 Noam Sayin'  4/22/08 8:24:13 pm reply quote 0

Well, it certainly wasn't Mickey.

Mickey's first appearance in a feature film and perhaps his most famous role. As the sorcerer's apprentice, Mickey's that little guy in all of us who dreams that some day he too can make it big.

74 joecitizen  4/22/08 8:24:14 pm reply quote 0

whatta bunch of dicks..night lizards!

75 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:24:32 pm reply quote 0

re: #57 Crimsonfisted

Wasn't she married to a Beatle?

Not unless he lived in South America.

76 A Kiwi Infidel  4/22/08 8:24:59 pm reply quote 0

re: #68 MandyManners

The look on the taxidermists nervous brow, when we take them in, is priceless.

fixed

77 brainwizard73  4/22/08 8:25:07 pm reply quote 0

This might be as good a reason to vote for Hill as any. At 3 a.m. she won't be troubled by the threat of imminent bodily larceny.

78 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:25:15 pm reply quote 0

re: #59 esch

I'm really pissed about old people getting Viagra for free, when I see how much I pay a month for drugs AFTER insurance, to stay alive....

8P

That is unfair.

79 snowcrash  4/22/08 8:25:32 pm reply quote 1

The tag size in the cloud will be very small too.

80 ggt  4/22/08 8:25:41 pm reply quote 0

She said all that was left was really tiny --I was wondering if it wasn't bashful?

81 RedWhiteAndJew  4/22/08 8:25:50 pm reply quote 0

Mohels, they're not.

82 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:25:52 pm reply quote 0

re: #67 6pat6

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.STICKING IT TO US!

There. Fixed it!

Oh, goodness.

83 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:26:15 pm reply quote 0

bbl

84 wanumba  4/22/08 8:26:29 pm reply quote 0

For the "boobers" - they do steal women's "assets" as well.
At least, that's what all the ladies were helpfully advised.

85 jaunte  4/22/08 8:27:06 pm reply quote 3

"Cases of Koro have also been reported in most nationalities including American, European and Middle-Eastern persons. Sufferers tend to show a couple of marked differences to Asian and African Koro sufferers, mainly that they tend not to believe that genital retraction will be fatal, and that it tends to present more commonly in the context of mental illness, rather than social scares. A recent study reported on three cases of Koro in American males who all formed penis retraction beliefs after smoking Cannabis. In these cases the researchers suggested that Koro was brought on by a combination of pre-existing worries over penis shape, anxiety and bad reaction to situational cannabis use. Perhaps due to a `bad-trip' experience or its ability to trigger or exacerbate psychosis and anxiety in a minority of individuals."
[Link: www.kuro5hin.org...]

But he didn't inhale, did he?

86 Crimsonfisted  4/22/08 8:27:16 pm reply quote 0

re: #57 Crimsonfisted

Wasn't she married to a Beatle?

I thought I was being funny.

Doncha hate it when a mild joke becomes flaccid? Shrinks? Shrivels? Snatched?

87 swamp  4/22/08 8:27:24 pm reply quote 0

has anyone ever tried to post a comment on Huffpo with any success?

88 esch  4/22/08 8:27:41 pm reply quote 0

re: #78 MandyManners

That is unfair.

Yeah, but it's still better than being in Canada. I'd be dead 20 years now if I'd gotten sick there. Worthless socialized medicine.

I've thought about getting a bumper sticker saying "HillaryCare would KILL me"

89 Mich-again  4/22/08 8:28:20 pm reply quote 1

BTW its not Congo. Its DR Congo as in Democratic Republic of Congo. But I like to pronounce it Doctor Congo.

90 ggt  4/22/08 8:28:54 pm reply quote 0

Dr. Congo steals penises?

91 Who Watches the Watchmen?  4/22/08 8:29:02 pm reply quote 1

I see the spin-off links are starting already. I'm going to watch the Tag Storm on the left to see if penis grows.

92 Fat Jolly Penguin  4/22/08 8:29:08 pm reply quote 0

re: #67 6pat6

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.STICKING IT TO US!

There. Fixed it!

...I could edit it further, but I won't.

93 infidelia  4/22/08 8:29:14 pm reply quote 0

Nothing but a lot of yada yada yada about shrinkage.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

94 Occasional Reader  4/22/08 8:29:31 pm reply quote 0

re: #65 MandyManners

Read the rest!

I edited as I saw fit, thank you very much.

95 Duane  4/22/08 8:29:47 pm reply quote 0
13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises

Sounds like these sorcerers have been visiting many of the democrats in the US

96 jaunte  4/22/08 8:29:56 pm reply quote 0

re: #91 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Others are going to have to help out with the links, I'm already really sleepy.

97 Occasional Reader  4/22/08 8:30:37 pm reply quote 0

Okay, lights out. Hasta Manhana.

98 Palandine  4/22/08 8:30:50 pm reply quote 0

Just remember, all cultural beliefs are equally valid...
/

99 formercorpsman  4/22/08 8:31:10 pm reply quote 0

Buzz, are you on right now?

100 broemti  4/22/08 8:31:44 pm reply quote 0

Hillary used to go to all the places to dangerous for the President (so the story goes)... Guess who is going nowhere near the Congo?

101 RedWhiteAndJew  4/22/08 8:31:58 pm reply quote 2

#92 Fat Jolly Penguin

re: #67 6pat6

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.STICKING IT TO US!

There. Fixed it!

...I could edit it further, but I won't.

As usual, the little guy gets the shaft.

um. wait...

102 jcm  4/22/08 8:32:06 pm reply quote 1

re: #98 Palandine

Just remember, all cultural beliefs are equally valid...
/

Wait till it's your junk on the line, you'll be singing a different tune then.

103 luckygirl  4/22/08 8:32:13 pm reply quote 1

re: #4 vrwc_merc

I think it is merely an example of just how equal and valid other cultures are and how we as a western society would do well to adapt a mantle of humility and attempt to learn from them.
/

104 reine.de.tout  4/22/08 8:32:17 pm reply quote 8

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

It's not your blog. It's Mr Johnson's blog. He can do whatever he wants.

105 Mich-again  4/22/08 8:32:21 pm reply quote 0

re: #97 Occasional Reader

Okay, lights out. Hasta Manhana.

Hasta la Pasta!

106 Crimsonfisted  4/22/08 8:32:23 pm reply quote 0

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

107 ggt  4/22/08 8:32:35 pm reply quote 0

So, these "victims" become impotent simply by the power of suggestion (pot induced or otherwise)? Can't we use that same power of suggestion to get them to demand their governments be free of corruptions, keep AID's from spreading, produce an economy that will keep their people fed and provide medical care--and perhaps a few mosquito nets?

/I can dream

108 Capitalist Tool  4/22/08 8:32:39 pm reply quote 0

Hello, Air France?
Yes, Well... I will be canceling my roundtrip ticket to Brazzaville...

109 ggt  4/22/08 8:33:16 pm reply quote 1

re: #104 reine.de.tout

Best reply of the night!

110 Crimsonfisted  4/22/08 8:33:27 pm reply quote 3

re: #104 reine.de.tout

It's not your blog. It's Mr Johnson's blog. He can do whatever he wants.

I for one am have a great laugh! Thanks Charles!

111 jaunte  4/22/08 8:33:36 pm reply quote 12

re: #104 reine.de.tout

Mr. Johnson doesn't shrink from controversy.

112 Capitalist Tool  4/22/08 8:33:48 pm reply quote 0

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

A necklace?

113 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:33:53 pm reply quote 2

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

After whacking off the penis of a dead foe, the Yanomomo warrior would dry it out and add it to his collection. The next time his tribe went to battle, the warriors would blow through their dried out penises in the direction of the battle.

114 ggt  4/22/08 8:33:59 pm reply quote 0

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

smoke it, dry it, grind it down, put it in tea.

115 esch  4/22/08 8:34:14 pm reply quote 0

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

You can do a lot of things with ground Chuck...

/ba-dump-bump

116 luckygirl  4/22/08 8:34:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #26 pat

I don't think I will be posting too many science links on this thread. Wrong audience.

How dare you insult another valid cultural belief as being beneath scientific discourse!
Sir, you miss the point.

117 jaunte  4/22/08 8:34:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #113 MandyManners

How was the piccolo invented?

118 SecretInternetDoucheBag  4/22/08 8:34:52 pm reply quote 0

re: #104 reine.de.tout

It's not your blog. It's Mr Johnson's blog. He can do whatever he wants.

I am betting on some major Obama shrinkage tonight.

119 ggt  4/22/08 8:34:54 pm reply quote 0

re: #113 MandyManners


OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHweeeeeeeeeeekkkkk

120 Crimsonfisted  4/22/08 8:35:07 pm reply quote 0

re: #113 MandyManners

After whacking off the penis of a dead foe, the Yanomomo warrior would dry it out and add it to his collection. The next time his tribe went to battle, the warriors would blow through their dried out penises in the direction of the battle.

If a dried out penis blows in the wind does it make a sound?

Discuss.

121 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:35:17 pm reply quote 0

re: #112 Capitalist Tool

A necklace?

That reminds me. I think that the Yanomomo would collect their penises on a necklace or something on a string.

122 6pat6  4/22/08 8:35:23 pm reply quote 0

But, the question should be---what does Smilin' Bob think of all this? He's making a living off of little dicks wanting to be big dicks!

123 JimmyTheClaw  4/22/08 8:35:36 pm reply quote 0

re: #21 jaunte

Where's George Costanza now?

shriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkage! i just got out of the pool

124 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:35:44 pm reply quote 0

re: #117 jaunte

How was the piccolo invented?

Piccolo sounds Italian to me.

125 ggt  4/22/08 8:35:50 pm reply quote 1

re: #120 Crimsonfisted

Only if a moonbat is there to hear it.

126 RTLM  4/22/08 8:36:05 pm reply quote 0

/Weren;t they told as youngsters to stop all that whacking off?

127 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:36:14 pm reply quote 0

re: #119 ggt

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHweeeeeeeeeeekkkkk

I wonder if any Lizards grabbed their crotches.

128 Crimsonfisted  4/22/08 8:36:18 pm reply quote 0

re: #113 MandyManners

After whacking off the penis of a dead foe, the Yanomomo warrior would dry it out and add it to his collection. The next time his tribe went to battle, the warriors would blow through their dried out penises in the direction of the battle.

At least they waited until the foe was dead.

129 RedWhiteAndJew  4/22/08 8:36:19 pm reply quote 0

#106 Crimsonfisted

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

I wonder if they have Nadburger Helper.

Nads. They're what's for dinner.

Can I has Tofuburger?

130 6pat6  4/22/08 8:36:27 pm reply quote 1

re: #112 Capitalist Tool

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Really whacked-out, evil women hand then from the rear-view mirrors in their cars! Seriously.

131 Palandine  4/22/08 8:36:34 pm reply quote 3

re: #102 jcm

Wait till it's your junk on the line, you'll be singing a different tune then.

I'm a girl. If I'd been born in Africa, odds are I would have been separated from my junk 2 decades ago with a piece of dirty glass...

132 ggt  4/22/08 8:36:35 pm reply quote 0

re: #127 MandyManners

ahahahahahahaahhaaa!

133 esch  4/22/08 8:36:47 pm reply quote 0

re: #127 MandyManners

I wonder if any Lizards grabbed their crotches.

More than normal?

134 MandyManners  4/22/08 8:37:08 pm reply quote 0

re: #120 Crimsonfisted

If a dried out penis blows in the wind does it make a sound?

Discuss.

High-pitched whistle or low-pitched whistle?

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