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Penis Snatching Sorcerers Terrorize Congo

Tue, Apr 22, 2008 at 8:11:22 pm PDT

What was left was tiny.”

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings. ...

“You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We’ve had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten,” Kinshasa’s police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.

Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.

“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said. “But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.

Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

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1 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:12:09pm

That's what I thought that title said...

2 Abu Boo Boo  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:12:55pm

We have 'em in my neighborhood, too.

3 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:13:47pm

And what does one do with a snatched penis exactly?

Is this some bizarre feminist movement? Some crazed Penis Envy sect?

4 vrwc_merc  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:14:04pm

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

5 Alouette  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:14:23pm

Zionists are everywhere!

6 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:14:48pm
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

An eye for an eye?

7 itellu3times  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:15:03pm

They just held a referendum on this in Pennsylvania, right?

8 zmdavid  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:15:06pm

And I thought Troofers were dumb.

9 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:15:13pm

LOVE the comic relief. This should produce some one liners as good as Sprizer Swallow threads.

10 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:15:21pm

re: #6 Noam Sayin'

An eye for an eye?

LOL!

11 pat  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:15:27pm

I prefer boob threads

12 newsjunkie_ky  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:15:45pm

Kinda what the hildabeast is trying to do to obama.

13 Abu Boo Boo  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:16:01pm

Fortunately, there is a cure.

I have a whole email inbox that says so.

14 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:16:02pm
“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Wait...somebody whipped it out in a store? And it was tiny? That's just wrong on so many levels.

15 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:16:14pm

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

Oh, noez.

16 Mauser  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:16:27pm

I'd rather be a snatch peniser.

Sorry.

17 Mich-again  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:16:41pm

I heard there was a market for the snatched Johnsons in the San Fransisco transgendered community.

18 Occasional Reader  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:16:41pm

Isn't there a certain oxymoronic quality to begin with the phrase, "penis-snatching"?

19 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:16:46pm

re: #11 pat

I prefer boob threads


Did I fix that for you? :)

20 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:16:53pm

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

Some of us smartasses live for threads like this.

21 jaunte  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:16:56pm

Where's George Costanza now?

22 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:17:01pm

Penis-snatching sorcerers:

Isn't that any redlight district?

23 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:17:11pm
“But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.

Just thought I'd repeat that.

24 Karridine  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:17:24pm
"Penis Snatching Sorcerers Terrorize Congo"

as bad as

"Victory-Snatching Sorceress Terrorizes Pennsylvania!"
25 FoolsMate  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:17:30pm

Stock prices of Pfizer, Bayer AG and and Eli Lilly are up.

26 pat  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:17:40pm

I don't think I will be posting too many science links on this thread. Wrong audience.

27 zmdavid  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:17:50pm

Kofi Annan is from Ghana, I wonder if he has something to do with it.

28 ted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:17:53pm

No more kosher pickles for me...

29 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:18:12pm

re: #25 FoolsMate

Stock prices of Pfizer, Bayer AG and and Eli Lilly are up.

Has Viagra hit Africa yet?

30 Maximu§  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:18:33pm

Penis snatchers in Congo?

Sounds like a job for the SFPD....

31 ted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:18:38pm

re: #11 pat

I prefer boob threads

I prefer panty threads.

32 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:18:43pm

Itsy-bisty, teenie weenie.

33 Bill Amos  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:18:50pm

And here I thought it was about ex wives

34 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:18:52pm

"Hillary Snacthes Hussein's Manhood - Takes Pennsylvania!"

Sub-headline - "Puts It In Her Testicle Lock-Box"

35 karmic_inquisitor  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:18:55pm

re: #24 Karridine

Naaah - she snatches penises too.

36 Karridine  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:18:56pm

re: #24 Karridine
Or rather: "Victory Snatching Sorceress Terrorizes Obamanation!"

37 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:18:58pm

May the Schwarz be with you...

38 jaunte  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:19:02pm

We could turn this into a gun thread at any moment.

39 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:19:15pm

re: #25 FoolsMate

Beat me to that one. I got distracted by merc.

40 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:19:18pm

re: #18 Occasional Reader

Isn't there a certain oxymoronic quality to begin with the phrase, "penis-snatching"?


Some variations on a theme:

Snatch snitching members
Penis Poontanging marauders

41 FoolsMate  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:19:37pm

re: #29 MandyManners

Has Viagra hit Africa yet?

Well, their health plan has got to be better than mine.

42 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:19:38pm

re: #33 Bill Amos

And here I thought it was about ex wives

Nah. We tend to take testicles. And, some of us mount them on our mantles.

43 Sol Roth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:19:48pm

My penis shrinks every time Hillzebub speaks. She must be from that witchdoctor tribe.

44 ted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:19:59pm

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

Temper, temper !

45 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:20:22pm

re: #41 FoolsMate

Well, their health plan has got to be better than mine.

Insuranc pays for Viagra? What about the Pill?

46 Bill Amos  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:20:37pm
MandyManners 4/22/08 8:19:38 pm reply

Nah. We tend to take testicles. And, some of us mount them on our mantles.

Balls to the wall ?

47 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:20:46pm

Didn't the last Jackass Presidential candidate (you know, the one who was in Vietnam)...didn't he fight and get wounded in the Battle of Poon-Tang?

48 MagnaniomousCoward  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:20:47pm

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.


* Terrorism
* Johnsons
* Probably lizards involved as well

49 ted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:20:51pm

I have nothing to worry about.

50 snowcrash  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:20:51pm

I'm glad the topic isn't about religion or evolution, or is it?

51 DownRightMeanAmerican  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:20:51pm

Big Hillary is ripping our penises off!

I was in the pool!

I am really sorry.

52 Occasional Reader  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:21:21pm

re: #42 MandyManners

Nah. We tend to take testicles. And, some of us mount them

MANDY!

53 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:21:25pm

Do the Yanomomo still lop off the penises of their vanquised foes?

54 jcm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:21:39pm

After being snatched they play in concerts.

55 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:21:52pm

re: #42 MandyManners

Nah. We tend to take testicles. And, some of us mount them on our mantles

Ouch, Mandy...sounds...painful. You know, mounting them on your mantle and all!

56 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:22:03pm

Isn't the Wall Street term for this "shorting my stock?"

57 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:22:04pm

re: #53 MandyManners

Do the Yanomomo still lop off the penises of their vanquised foes?

Wasn't she married to a Beatle?

58 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:22:12pm

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.

59 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:22:18pm

re: #45 MandyManners

Insuranc pays for Viagra?

I'm really pissed about old people getting Viagra for free, when I see how much I pay a month for drugs AFTER insurance, to stay alive....

8P

60 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:22:28pm

They'all be in trouble if the the witch doctors want tongues as well.

61 ted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:22:43pm

Charles: Don't send Stinky on vacation to the Congo anymore.

62 Vinegar Joe  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:22:55pm

Was Richard Quest involved in this report?

63 Occasional Reader  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:22:57pm

re: #57 Crimsonfisted

Wasn't she married to a Beatle?

Nah, it was a Japanese admiral in WWII.

64 wanumba  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:22:59pm

Maybe now when I make a comment about "superstitious cultures" people will have an inkling as to the scope of what I'm trying to convey.

65 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:23:01pm

re: #52 Occasional Reader

MANDY!

Read the rest!

66 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:23:15pm

re: #46 Bill Amos

Balls to the wall ?

Indeed.

67 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:23:23pm

re: #58 MandyManners

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.STICKING IT TO US!

There. Fixed it!

68 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:23:43pm

re: #55 6pat6

Ouch, Mandy...sounds...painful. You know, mounting them on your mantle and all!

The look on the taxidermists when we take them in is priceless.

69 Rancher  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:24:07pm

As I get older I find these fiends affect me more and more.

70 neocon hippie  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:24:08pm

All cultures are of equal merit. Especially noble uncorrupted third world people.

/sarc

71 jcm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:24:11pm

re: #58 MandyManners

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.

Spotted Dick in a Can!

72 FoolsMate  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:24:12pm

re: #45 MandyManners

I think women are getting the shaft on that one.

73 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:24:13pm

Well, it certainly wasn't Mickey.

Mickey's first appearance in a feature film and perhaps his most famous role. As the sorcerer's apprentice, Mickey's that little guy in all of us who dreams that some day he too can make it big.

74 joecitizen  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:24:14pm

whatta bunch of dicks..night lizards!

75 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:24:32pm

re: #57 Crimsonfisted

Wasn't she married to a Beatle?

Not unless he lived in South America.

76 A Kiwi Infidel  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:24:59pm

re: #68 MandyManners

The look on the taxidermists nervous brow, when we take them in, is priceless.

fixed

77 brainwizard73  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:25:07pm

This might be as good a reason to vote for Hill as any. At 3 a.m. she won't be troubled by the threat of imminent bodily larceny.

78 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:25:15pm

re: #59 esch

I'm really pissed about old people getting Viagra for free, when I see how much I pay a month for drugs AFTER insurance, to stay alive....

8P

That is unfair.

79 snowcrash  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:25:32pm

The tag size in the cloud will be very small too.

80 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:25:41pm

She said all that was left was really tiny --I was wondering if it wasn't bashful?

81 RedWhiteAndJew  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:25:50pm

Mohels, they're not.

82 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:25:52pm

re: #67 6pat6

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.STICKING IT TO US!

There. Fixed it!

Oh, goodness.

83 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:26:15pm

bbl

84 wanumba  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:26:29pm

For the "boobers" - they do steal women's "assets" as well.
At least, that's what all the ladies were helpfully advised.

85 jaunte  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:27:06pm

"Cases of Koro have also been reported in most nationalities including American, European and Middle-Eastern persons. Sufferers tend to show a couple of marked differences to Asian and African Koro sufferers, mainly that they tend not to believe that genital retraction will be fatal, and that it tends to present more commonly in the context of mental illness, rather than social scares. A recent study reported on three cases of Koro in American males who all formed penis retraction beliefs after smoking Cannabis. In these cases the researchers suggested that Koro was brought on by a combination of pre-existing worries over penis shape, anxiety and bad reaction to situational cannabis use. Perhaps due to a `bad-trip' experience or its ability to trigger or exacerbate psychosis and anxiety in a minority of individuals."
[Link: www.kuro5hin.org...]

But he didn't inhale, did he?

86 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:27:16pm

re: #57 Crimsonfisted

Wasn't she married to a Beatle?

I thought I was being funny.

Doncha hate it when a mild joke becomes flaccid? Shrinks? Shrivels? Snatched?

87 swamp  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:27:24pm

has anyone ever tried to post a comment on Huffpo with any success?

88 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:27:41pm

re: #78 MandyManners

That is unfair.

Yeah, but it's still better than being in Canada. I'd be dead 20 years now if I'd gotten sick there. Worthless socialized medicine.

I've thought about getting a bumper sticker saying "HillaryCare would KILL me"

89 Mich-again  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:28:20pm

BTW its not Congo. Its DR Congo as in Democratic Republic of Congo. But I like to pronounce it Doctor Congo.

90 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:28:54pm

Dr. Congo steals penises?

91 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:29:02pm

I see the spin-off links are starting already. I'm going to watch the Tag Storm on the left to see if penis grows.

92 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:29:08pm

re: #67 6pat6

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.STICKING IT TO US!

There. Fixed it!

...I could edit it further, but I won't.

93 infidelia  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:29:14pm

Nothing but a lot of yada yada yada about shrinkage.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

94 Occasional Reader  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:29:31pm

re: #65 MandyManners

Read the rest!

I edited as I saw fit, thank you very much.

95 Duane  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:29:47pm
13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises

Sounds like these sorcerers have been visiting many of the democrats in the US

96 jaunte  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:29:56pm

re: #91 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Others are going to have to help out with the links, I'm already really sleepy.

97 Occasional Reader  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:30:37pm

Okay, lights out. Hasta Manhana.

98 Palandine  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:30:50pm

Just remember, all cultural beliefs are equally valid...
/

99 formercorpsman  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:31:10pm

Buzz, are you on right now?

100 broemti  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:31:44pm

Hillary used to go to all the places to dangerous for the President (so the story goes)... Guess who is going nowhere near the Congo?

101 RedWhiteAndJew  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:31:58pm

#92 Fat Jolly Penguin

re: #67 6pat6

BIG DICK IS RIPPING US OFF.STICKING IT TO US!

There. Fixed it!

...I could edit it further, but I won't.

As usual, the little guy gets the shaft.

um. wait...

102 jcm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:32:06pm

re: #98 Palandine

Just remember, all cultural beliefs are equally valid...
/

Wait till it's your junk on the line, you'll be singing a different tune then.

103 luckygirl  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:32:13pm

re: #4 vrwc_merc

I think it is merely an example of just how equal and valid other cultures are and how we as a western society would do well to adapt a mantle of humility and attempt to learn from them.
/

104 reine.de.tout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:32:17pm

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

It's not your blog. It's Mr Johnson's blog. He can do whatever he wants.

105 Mich-again  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:32:21pm

re: #97 Occasional Reader

Okay, lights out. Hasta Manhana.

Hasta la Pasta!

106 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:32:23pm

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

107 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:32:35pm

So, these "victims" become impotent simply by the power of suggestion (pot induced or otherwise)? Can't we use that same power of suggestion to get them to demand their governments be free of corruptions, keep AID's from spreading, produce an economy that will keep their people fed and provide medical care--and perhaps a few mosquito nets?

/I can dream

108 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:32:39pm

Hello, Air France?
Yes, Well... I will be canceling my roundtrip ticket to Brazzaville...

109 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:33:16pm

re: #104 reine.de.tout

Best reply of the night!

110 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:33:27pm

re: #104 reine.de.tout

It's not your blog. It's Mr Johnson's blog. He can do whatever he wants.

I for one am have a great laugh! Thanks Charles!

111 jaunte  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:33:36pm

re: #104 reine.de.tout

Mr. Johnson doesn't shrink from controversy.

112 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:33:48pm

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

A necklace?

113 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:33:53pm

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

After whacking off the penis of a dead foe, the Yanomomo warrior would dry it out and add it to his collection. The next time his tribe went to battle, the warriors would blow through their dried out penises in the direction of the battle.

114 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:33:59pm

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

smoke it, dry it, grind it down, put it in tea.

115 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:34:14pm

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

You can do a lot of things with ground Chuck...

/ba-dump-bump

116 luckygirl  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:34:28pm

re: #26 pat

I don't think I will be posting too many science links on this thread. Wrong audience.

How dare you insult another valid cultural belief as being beneath scientific discourse!
Sir, you miss the point.

117 jaunte  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:34:28pm

re: #113 MandyManners

How was the piccolo invented?

118 SecretInternetDoucheBag  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:34:52pm

re: #104 reine.de.tout

It's not your blog. It's Mr Johnson's blog. He can do whatever he wants.

I am betting on some major Obama shrinkage tonight.

119 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:34:54pm

re: #113 MandyManners


OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHweeeeeeeeeeekkkkk

120 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:35:07pm

re: #113 MandyManners

After whacking off the penis of a dead foe, the Yanomomo warrior would dry it out and add it to his collection. The next time his tribe went to battle, the warriors would blow through their dried out penises in the direction of the battle.

If a dried out penis blows in the wind does it make a sound?

Discuss.

121 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:35:17pm

re: #112 Capitalist Tool

A necklace?

That reminds me. I think that the Yanomomo would collect their penises on a necklace or something on a string.

122 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:35:23pm

But, the question should be---what does Smilin' Bob think of all this? He's making a living off of little dicks wanting to be big dicks!

123 JimmyTheClaw  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:35:36pm

re: #21 jaunte

Where's George Costanza now?

shriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinkage! i just got out of the pool

124 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:35:44pm

re: #117 jaunte

How was the piccolo invented?

Piccolo sounds Italian to me.

125 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:35:50pm

re: #120 Crimsonfisted

Only if a moonbat is there to hear it.

126 RTLM  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:36:05pm

/Weren;t they told as youngsters to stop all that whacking off?

127 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:36:14pm

re: #119 ggt

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHweeeeeeeeeeekkkkk

I wonder if any Lizards grabbed their crotches.

128 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:36:18pm

re: #113 MandyManners

After whacking off the penis of a dead foe, the Yanomomo warrior would dry it out and add it to his collection. The next time his tribe went to battle, the warriors would blow through their dried out penises in the direction of the battle.

At least they waited until the foe was dead.

129 RedWhiteAndJew  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:36:19pm

#106 Crimsonfisted

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

I wonder if they have Nadburger Helper.

Nads. They're what's for dinner.

Can I has Tofuburger?

130 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:36:27pm

re: #112 Capitalist Tool

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Really whacked-out, evil women hand then from the rear-view mirrors in their cars! Seriously.

131 Palandine  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:36:34pm

re: #102 jcm

Wait till it's your junk on the line, you'll be singing a different tune then.

I'm a girl. If I'd been born in Africa, odds are I would have been separated from my junk 2 decades ago with a piece of dirty glass...

132 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:36:35pm

re: #127 MandyManners

ahahahahahahaahhaaa!

133 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:36:47pm

re: #127 MandyManners

I wonder if any Lizards grabbed their crotches.

More than normal?

134 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:37:08pm

re: #120 Crimsonfisted

If a dried out penis blows in the wind does it make a sound?

Discuss.

High-pitched whistle or low-pitched whistle?

135 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:37:10pm

re: #120 Crimsonfisted

If a dried out penis blows in the wind does it make a sound?

Would that not be a "skin flute"?

136 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:37:18pm

re: #127 MandyManners

I wonder if any Lizards grabbed their crotches.

Why would our hands ever leave in the first place?
/cancer free

137 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:37:21pm

re: #131 Palandine

So the penis snatching thing, is in a way, sweet irony.

138 RedWhiteAndJew  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:37:50pm

#114 ggt

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

smoke it, dry it, grind it down, put it in tea.

That's not herb tea! That's Herb!

139 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:37:53pm

re: #128 Crimsonfisted

At least they waited until the foe was dead.

I bet it made the Yanomomo pretty fierce warriors.

140 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:38:11pm

re: #129 RedWhiteAndJew

I am crying from laughter! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

141 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:38:20pm

IT'S PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLW!

142 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:38:45pm

Can't tyop fer shit tonmight.

143 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:39:03pm

re: #130 6pat6

Really whacked-out, evil women hand then from the rear-view mirrors in their cars! Seriously.

If men can have balls hanging of their bumpers, why can't women have snatched penises hanging from their rear-view mirrors?

144 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:39:05pm

re: #139 MandyManners

I bet it made the Yanomomo pretty fierce warriors.

I would fear them, if I knew they did that. Where are they now?

145 reine.de.tout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:39:17pm

re: #130 6pat6

Really whacked-out, evil women hand then from the rear-view mirrors in their cars! Seriously.

lolololol
Where I live, every other car has something hanging from the rear-view mirror. Methinks I'll go to the adult toy store tomorrow, and find ... umm ... well... something to hang from my rear-view mirror! Or, how about the side-view mirror? Or one for each?

146 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:39:22pm

re: #138 RedWhiteAndJew

Spit coffee on that one! LOL

147 Thanos  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:39:29pm

Somenone's probably already made a comment about shrunken heads, so I won't....

148 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:39:50pm

re: #143 MandyManners

If men can have balls hanging of their bumpers

So, you like my truck, then...

149 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:40:06pm

re: #143 MandyManners

If men can have balls hanging of their bumpers, why can't women have snatched penises hanging from their rear-view mirrors?

Well the cops would likely leave you alone.

150 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:40:12pm

re: #144 Crimsonfisted

I would fear them, if I knew they did that. Where are they now?

Beats me.

151 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:40:33pm

re: #141 6pat6

IT'S PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLW!

SOYLENT PINK IS PENIS!

(or is that peni? I do not remember the protocol or grammar on multiple penoplis)

152 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:40:37pm

WHERE is songanddanceman?

153 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:41:00pm

re: #151 Crimsonfisted

Oh, no!

154 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:41:02pm

re: #148 6pat6

So, you like my truck, then...

They're trying to out-law those in Florida.

155 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:41:24pm

re: #149 esch

Well the cops would likely leave you alone.

Well, some men like a challenge.

156 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:41:27pm

re: #154 MandyManners

I've heard that.

157 SecretInternetDoucheBag  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:41:32pm

re: #151 Crimsonfisted

SOYLENT PINK IS PENIS!

(or is that peni? I do not remember the protocol or grammar on multiple penoplis)

If your a man I hope you do not know the plural form of penis.

158 reine.de.tout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:41:34pm

re: #152 ggt

WHERE is songanddanceman?

Out finding something to hang from his rear-view mirror?

159 RedWhiteAndJew  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:41:45pm

#143 MandyManners

If men can have balls hanging of their bumpers, why can't women have snatched penises hanging from their rear-view mirrors?

I'll never look at a pair of fuzzy dice the same way again.

Ever.

160 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:41:53pm

re: #151 Crimsonfisted

SOYLENT PINK IS PENIS!

(or is that peni? I do not remember the protocol or grammar on multiple penoplis)

Penes or penises.

161 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:17pm

re: #154 MandyManners

They're trying to out-law those in Florida.

Out law what? Trucks?

162 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:32pm

One of my wife's GF's had a little "pleasure toy" hanging from her mirror for a while. Small-town Kansas probably isn't the best place to do that!

163 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:33pm

re: #159 RedWhiteAndJew

#143 MandyManners


I'll never look at a pair of fuzzy dice the same way again.

Ever.

Snake-eyes?

164 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:38pm

re: #157 SecretInternetDoucheBag

If your a man I hope you do not know the plural form of penis.

wangerii

165 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:43pm

re: #161 Crimsonfisted

Out law what? Trucks?

Balls.

166 saberry0530  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:43pm

re: #12 newsjunkie_ky

Kinda what the hildabeast is trying to do to obama.

If Obama ever had one to begin with!

167 MES41067  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:50pm

O never mind.

168 Sol Roth  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:53pm

From the WSJ. Sorry, but it's pay per view. Here's just the headline:

U.S. to Link North Korea to Syria
Congress to Be Told
Damascus Got Help
Building a Reactor
By JAY SOLOMON
April 23, 2008

WASHINGTON -- North Korea was helping Syria build a plutonium-producing nuclear reactor before Israel bombed the site last September, the Bush administration is set to tell Congress.

169 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:54pm

re: #155 MandyManners

Not with those odds 8)

170 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:42:56pm

re: #165 MandyManners

Balls.

Balls on bumpers.

171 jaunte  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:43:01pm

re: #144 Crimsonfisted

I would fear them, if I knew they did that. Where are they now?

They live in the Amazon jungle between Venezuela and Brazil.

172 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:43:05pm

Penes?

Beans?

oh, Peens? like Ball-peen hammer?

173 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:43:09pm
I'll never look at a pair of fuzzy dice the same way again.

Especially moldy green ones!

174 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:43:16pm

re: #157 SecretInternetDoucheBag

If your a man I hope you do not know the plural form of penis.

Chick. And multiple pen.....

I won't go there!

175 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:43:43pm

re: #161 Crimsonfisted

Florida has shall carry laws --I seriously doubt they want to outlaw balls or trucks.

176 RedWhiteAndJew  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:43:44pm

#148 6pat6

re: #143 MandyManners

If men can have balls hanging of their bumpers

So, you like my truck, then...

Just glad they don't make Vulvos.

177 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:43:48pm

re: #169 esch

Not with those odds 8)

LOL!

178 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:44:01pm

re: #171 jaunte

They live in the Amazon jungle between Venezuela and Brazil.

Still? Present tense, this still goes on?

179 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:44:28pm

re: #32 MandyManners

Itsy-bisty, teenie weenie.

I think the police need to privately interview these "victim's" wives before making any assessment concerning what is and isn't there.

180 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:44:37pm

re: #176 RedWhiteAndJew

#148 6pat6

Just glad they don't make Vulvos.

LMAO

I own 2.

181 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:44:42pm

I'm pretty sure B. Hussein's penis is a rental. He doesn't seem to have one of his own. Might be in Michelle's purse, who knows? Or, hanging from her limousine's rearview mirror!

182 SecretInternetDoucheBag  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:45:00pm

re: #174 Crimsonfisted

Chick. And multiple pen.....

I won't go there!

LoL.

Neither will I.

183 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:45:07pm

re: #176 RedWhiteAndJew

#148 6pat6


Just glad they don't make Vulvos.

Spat out my cigarette laughing.

184 mommydoc  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:45:11pm

Tim Blair had a post on this recently, I think, although it was in Sudan. For the person who questioned the relevance of this thread, just remember that these people are in an area being penetrated by islam (sorry, I just couldn't resist that one) and have these primitive and irrational beliefs. (There I go being all politically incorrect and ethnocentric.) But, as Tim Blair points out, these same primitives have access to cell phones and weapons. And it didn't take much more than box cutters to bring down 4 planes and 2 skyscrapers that took technology that these lunatics couldn't begin to understand.

I'm not so much worried about global warming as I am about the earth being taken over by these lunatics.

185 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:45:15pm

re: #181 6pat6

I'm pretty sure B. Hussein's penis is a rental. He doesn't seem to have one of his own. Might be in Michelle's purse, who knows? Or, hanging from her limousine's rearview mirror!

LOL! WAB borrowed Hillary's testicle lockbox!

186 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:45:23pm

re: #180 esch

Vulvos! LOL!

187 jaunte  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:45:25pm

re: #178 Crimsonfisted

Still? Present tense, this still goes on?

They're still there, fighting with gold-miners moving into their territory.
The wars between tribes may be farther in the past, but you wouldn't want to be alone with the Yanomami.

188 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:45:32pm

re: #181 6pat6

Ahhh...

Reminds me of Sam, may he RIP.

189 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:45:33pm

re: #179 David IV of Georgia

I think the police need to privately interview these "victim's" wives before making any assessment concerning what is and isn't there.

What would they find?

190 SecretInternetDoucheBag  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:46:01pm

re: #181 6pat6

I'm pretty sure B. Hussein's penis is a rental. He doesn't seem to have one of his own. Might be in Michelle's purse, who knows? Or, hanging from her limousine's rearview mirror!

Well here is to some HOPE, hope that Obama kills some stereotypes.

191 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:46:21pm

I saw a link here the other day that showed how a Dodge Ram's logo looks like a female's reproductive organs.

192 JeremyR  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:46:38pm

Ever see some of those women? My dick would crawl inside if one of them looked twice at me, even if my back was turned.

193 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:46:54pm

re: #191 MandyManners

Yes! It's true. I've got that linky around here somewhere...

194 mattm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:47:06pm

From the DemCivilWar to this.... tonight really is interesting.

195 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:47:13pm

re: #191 MandyManners

I saw a link here the other day that showed how a Dodge Ram's logo looks like a female's reproductive organs.

Was that a youporn link?

196 Mustafa  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:47:15pm
Penis Snatching Sorcerers Terrorize Congo

Penis Snatching Sorcerers! Wow! What a great name for a band!

I hear Squirrel Nut Zippers is going to open for them!

197 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:47:15pm

re: #192 JeremyR

Ever see some of those women? My dick would crawl inside if one of them looked twice at me, even if my back was turned.

Think you might want to rephrase that. LOL

198 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:47:36pm

re: #187 jaunte

They're still there, fighting with gold-miners moving into their territory.
The wars between tribes may be farther in the past, but you wouldn't want to be alone with the Yanomami.

Oh dear! You never know what you will learn on LGF.

199 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:47:39pm

I have serious doubts about a world where a man thinks his penis has been taken --when he hasn't seen any blood, needed to be hospitalized, screamed in pain.

200 Maine's Michael  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:47:52pm

Hillary is behind this. I just know it.

201 Ma Sands  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:47:55pm

Oh, NO! Kinshasa! -- I got, and replied to, an e-mail last week from a beloved missionary I know there..... I've been waiting for the response all week long! ):

202 RedWhiteAndJew  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:47:56pm

#183 MandyManners

re: #176 RedWhiteAndJew

#148 6pat6


Just glad they don't make Vulvos.

Spat out my cigarette laughing.

I image they would have rack and pinion steering.

Not to mention big headlights.

203 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:48:01pm

re: #184 mommydoc

I'm not so much worried about global warming as I am about the earth being taken over by these lunatics.


Be very afraid there are more lunatics than these much closer to home.

204 famousmortimer78  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:48:29pm

Rod-robbers!

Barney Frank is calling for a blue ribbon panel to investigate...

Expect to see MTV Films new feature COCK-LOSS sometime next spring.

205 JeremyR  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:48:31pm

re: #191 MandyManners

I saw a link here the other day that showed how a Dodge Ram's logo looks like a female's reproductive organs.

I prefer the fuzzy pink taco idea.

206 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:48:39pm
207 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:49:13pm

re: #206 6pat6

Dodge ram emblem = female reproductive organs

ROFLMAO

It's true!

208 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:49:51pm

I knew that would come to good use one day!

209 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:49:51pm

(if this is a repeat, just got to the new thread, and I apologize in advance)


HOLY CRAP! THEY SHRUNK MINE!

210 Fat Jolly Penguin  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:50:27pm

Nightey night...

211 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:50:36pm

re: #206 6pat6

The "V" with the loopys on the ends is a common symbol --I've seen representations for both female and horned-hooved creatures. Interesting how that works.

212 Crimsonfisted  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:50:41pm

re: #196 Mustafa

Penis Snatching Sorcerers! Wow! What a great name for a band!

I hear Squirrel Nut Zippers is going to open for them!

Eww! only at the Lilith Fair would that be a hit!

My name for a band?

Snakespit

I guess Penis Snatching Sorcerers would be followed by Peach Humping Wizards.

213 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:50:41pm

re: #195 Capitalist Tool

Was that a youporn link?

Not that I recall.

214 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:51:02pm

re: #207 esch

ROFLMAO

It's true!

If y'all don't think it didn't occur to them? You're nuts!

215 Capitalist Tool  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:51:08pm

re: #209 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

(if this is a repeat, just got to the new thread, and I apologize in advance)


HOLY CRAP! THEY SHRUNK MINE!

How would you know? Haven't seen it in three years, fat bastard..
/ducks

216 Palandine  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:51:31pm

re: #199 ggt

I have serious doubts about a world where a man thinks his penis has been taken --when he hasn't seen any blood, needed to be hospitalized, screamed in pain.

Could be a

Detachable Penis...

:)

217 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:51:36pm

re: #214 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

And how is CV doin' these days?

218 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:51:38pm

re: #202 RedWhiteAndJew

#183 MandyManners


I image they would have rack and pinion steering.

Not to mention big headlights.

What about the high-beams?

219 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:51:57pm

re: #214 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

So I own a Dodge Durango and 2 Vulvos?

I'm totally screwed!

220 TheWasteLand  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:51:59pm

“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said.

Don't get cocky kid.

221 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:52:17pm

re: #217 ggt

Out in the back yard. Looking for his "junk".

222 stevieray  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:52:26pm

Not taking any chances... lining my Spiderman Underoos with tin foil as we speak!

223 RedWhiteAndJew  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:52:34pm

#140 Crimsonfisted

re: #129 RedWhiteAndJew

I am crying from laughter! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

#183 MandyManners

re: #176 RedWhiteAndJew

Spat out my cigarette laughing.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm here 'till Thursday. Try the ...

...

ew.

224 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:52:41pm

re: #220 TheWasteLand

or a teeny weeny one.

225 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:52:58pm

This explains Hillary's win of PA

oh noez!

226 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:53:03pm

re: #222 stevieray

YES!

227 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:53:09pm

re: #218 MandyManners

And they'd only activate after being touched in a certain spot. Otherwise, they are completely inactive and not very useful...
(ducks! Damn, that was close!)

228 brainwizard73  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:53:48pm

June 17, 2009

AP--President Hillary Clinton announced today that she will dispatch her husband, former President Bill Clinton and her former democratic presidential opponent, Senator Barack Obama, on a three week fact finding mission to the Congo. White House Press Secretary Al Franken indicated that there were substantial American interests in having a strong and long term presence in the Congo.

Republican leaders were skeptical. Said one Senator, "I don't know what they want to accomplish, perhaps it is addition by subtraction."

229 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:53:52pm

re: #219 esch

Years ago, I said that the perfect he-man garage would contain a Hummer, a Ram, and a Probe.

230 Palandine  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:53:58pm

re: #220 TheWasteLand

“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said.

Don't get cocky kid.

Confucius say "Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day."

231 MandyManners  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:54:11pm

bbiab

232 RememberSekhmet?  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:54:45pm

re: #181 6pat6

I'm pretty sure B. Hussein's penis is a rental. He doesn't seem to have one of his own. Might be in Michelle's purse, who knows? Or, hanging from her limousine's rearview mirror!

Barak's penis

233 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:54:46pm

Koskidz: "We are not worthy"...
The U.S. does not deserve Obama

The U.S. does not deserve a candidate as fine as Obama.
...
he U.S. has no sense of self; there is no United States of America. We are faced, rather, with a collection of communities divided down petty lines of religion, guns, nationalism, abortion and war.
...
Weak kneed superdelegates have taken a wait and see, what's in it for me position. There is no courage, there can be no hard choices. We, as a population, have asked that we be pandered to.
....
History will of course have the last word; but the MSM is having the current word and not a soul is talking about the future of our country. Are we ready to get serious, or is this another distraction; another sporting event?

234 NoSubmission  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:54:56pm

Doesn't the Congo have real clitoris snatchers?

235 Noam Sayin'  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:55:30pm

Alright, folks. There's such thing as too blue.

236 DownRightMeanAmerican  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:55:46pm

Well at least I am Master of My Domain.


Not that Domain, the other domain, you know the one from network solutions.

237 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:55:46pm

re: #234 NoSubmission

They are called Doctors, midwives and grandmothers.

238 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:56:07pm
239 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:56:30pm

re: #235 Noam Sayin'

It was them.

240 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:57:49pm

Well. It's been a small slice of heaven. G'night Elizabeth.

241 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:58:10pm

re: #229 6pat6

Years ago, I said that the perfect he-man garage would contain a Hummer, a Ram, and a Probe.

Hmmm..would take the Ram but trade the Probe for an 09 Camaro. Skip the Hummer, give me a Ducati.

242 formercorpsman  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 8:58:40pm

Anyone want to take a stab at how to post a powerpoint to youtube?

I took some time to create something from Buzz's lyrics from earlier today.

243 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:00:12pm

re: #241 esch

Just look at the vehicle names...

244 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:00:22pm

re: #184 mommydoc

.....just remember that these people are in an area being penetrated by islam (sorry, I just couldn't resist that one) and have these primitive and irrational beliefs. (There I go being all politically incorrect and ethnocentric.)

Congo

Christianity is the majority religion in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, followed by about 80% of the population, comprising Roman Catholic 50%, Protestant 20%, Kimbanguist 10%.


Blame the Pope.

245 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:00:52pm

re: #243 6pat6

Dao!

Ok, I must be tired LOL.

246 esch  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:01:40pm

re: #245 esch

Dao!

Ok, I must be tired LOL.

Just steer clear of the Outback.

247 macintush  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:01:44pm

re: #242 formercorpsman

Anyone want to take a stab at how to post a powerpoint to youtube?

I took some time to create something from Buzz's lyrics from earlier today.

Now, ifn you had a Mac, you'd select the 'File' menu in Keynote (where you would have authored said 'Powerpoint', dropped down to 'Send To' and select 'YouTube'

/ iGloating

248 6pat6  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:02:08pm

It's all good. I'm about ready to turn in. Long day today, for sure!

249 Timbre  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:02:40pm

All cultures are equal. All humans' habits are equal. All religious beliefs are equal. All desires are equal. All

/crap, never mind...

250 jcm  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:02:49pm

re: #233 Killgore Trout

Koskidz: "We are not worthy"...
The U.S. does not deserve Obama

That was a perfectly fine beer that's now on my monitor.

I expect that kind of stuff at the Onion.

251 formercorpsman  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:02:58pm

re: #247 macintush

Can I email it to you?

252 ggt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:03:07pm

What? So many people leaving?

penis envy?

253 macintush  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:03:36pm

re: #251 formercorpsman

Yup

254 Killgore Trout  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:03:39pm

KosKidz: Idiot baby boomers

I'm so sick of this damned generation saddling mine with their debt, poor policy choices, and lack of responsibility. They have so completely and utterly left the behind the ideas of their once-promising youth in what can only be looked upon by history as utter hypocrisy, that it only makes me sad. How can you who went through Viet Nam not have stood up and stopped Iraq?

255 macintush  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:04:15pm

re: #253 macintush

oops, I mean, 'Yup'

256 wolfie  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:04:26pm

re: #233 Killgore Trout

Mea culpa. Mea culpa. Mea maxima culpa.
BWaaaahahahahahhhaaaaa

257 zmdavid  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:05:26pm

re: #244 Killgore Trout

More of the demographics section:

Of the remaining 20% of the population, up to 10% are Muslim,[15] and the rest follow traditional beliefs or syncretic sects. Islam was introduced, and mainly spread by Arabic merchants [16] involved in the ivory trade. Traditional religions embody such concepts as monotheism, animism, vitalism, spirit and ancestor worship, witchcraft, and sorcery and vary widely among ethnic groups. The syncretic sects often merge Christianity with traditional beliefs and rituals, and may not be accepted by mainstream churches as part of Christianity.
258 Timbre  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:05:33pm
“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

The perps were arrested and sent to a penal institution.

(Somebody probably already wrote that)

259 David IV of Georgia  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:06:50pm

re: #233 Killgore Trout

Koskidz: "We are not worthy"...
The U.S. does not deserve Obama

They're right, you know. We really don't deserve having to put up with BHO.

260 JeremyR  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:07:24pm

Considering the subject, is this off topic?

261 jaunte  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:08:22pm

re: #254 Killgore Trout

My immediate reaction to the poster is to say "You'd better go get a job and quit wasting time on Kos, niku."

262 TheWasteLand  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:10:33pm

re: #260 JeremyR

Considering the subject, is this off topic?

Sounds kinda wacky to me.

263 JeremyR  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:11:08pm

re: #252 ggt

What? So many people leaving?

penis envy?

Prostate health time.

264 Karridine  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:11:10pm

re: #242 formercorpsman

Anyone want to take a stab at how to post a powerpoint to youtube?

I took some time to create something from Buzz's lyrics from earlier today.

Former, I am interested. Please email a copy of yr PPS to me... a resident lunatic who transforms Buzzsaw's opuses into MP3...

I might take a stab at Voice-Over for yr PPS

265 JeremyR  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:11:55pm

re: #262 TheWasteLand

Sounds kinda wacky to me.

It is after all, a subject that must be hard to beat.

266 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:12:52pm
267 Mister Ghost  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:15:47pm

Maybe the women of the DRC are doing the shrinking and stealing in revenge for FGM?

268 stevieray  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:18:09pm

re: #254 Killgore Trout

Well, give the KosKid some credit. He's got this part right:

I'm so sick of this damned generation saddling mine with their debt, poor policy choices, and lack of responsibility.

The trouble is, if he's posting on Kos, he's likely repeating the same googly-eyed, naive mistakes as those he reviles. The "ideals" of the boomers didn't fail because they sold out or lost their nerve, they failed because that what leftism does -- it fails, leaving debt and devastation in its wake.

269 talldude682  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:28:51pm

First my eardrums and now this. Where does it end!

270 ballantrae  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:29:04pm

Everybody is missing the point. This is actually a horrifying story. It is horrifying, because incredibly insane and stupid people have access to technology. Let that sink in for a few minutes.

-ron

271 socratease  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:34:47pm

Yeah, but remember that no culture is superior to any other, so you have to respect their penis-snatching beliefs.

272 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:40:07pm
273 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:40:52pm
274 Racer X  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:41:35pm

OK zombie, now would be a good time to come back in with a good picture of some shrinkage.

275 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:41:39pm
276 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:43:48pm
277 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:44:23pm
278 profitsbeard  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:49:04pm

"...a recent government crackdown on its members..." (!)

The sorcerers chant the secret incantation: "MEE-SHELL, MEE-SHELL!" and said organs retreat like frightened turtles.

(Obama's feeling a little shrinkage after the Pennsylvania results.)

279 Split Level Head  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 9:51:51pm
We saw. What was left was tiny

In other words, they turned white?

280 Sharmuta  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:30:39pm
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.

Penis theft and a crackdown on members. What is this world coming to?

281 Stogiechomper  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:37:51pm

It is a scientific fact that men who have had their penises snatched or shrunk generally vote Democratic.

282 bosforus  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:39:38pm
How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it

How about that for a rotating title?

283 catttt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:53:49pm

This story is funny and hideous at exactly the same time.

284 poteen  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 10:58:42pm

It's a shame, you know.
They were peaceful group, using sorcery only for good until drawn to evil by their new High Priestess...................wait for it.........................


/Lorena Bobbitt

285 Catttt  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:10:00pm

re: #242 formercorpsman

Anyone want to take a stab at how to post a powerpoint to youtube?

I took some time to create something from Buzz's lyrics from earlier today.

ACA Capture Pro. Free for 30 days. Very easy to record the PP while it runs.

286 biblioteker  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:28:35pm

The saddest part of this whole story? That this sovereign state has as much voting power in the UN as we do, not counting the Security Council. Time to vote this one off the island? Create a new 'UN' where only truly free and democratic countries can become members? Or is that just too damned 'elitist'?

/sarc

287 TMK  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:30:14pm

Sillies! They simply rapid-evolved smaller wangs to compete with local inch worm species. Scientists are duly shocked, and will be requesting much government grants to study ding-dong evolution in the Congo.

288 biblioteker  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:30:38pm

re: #278 profitsbeard

"...a recent government crackdown on its members..." (!)

The sorcerers chant the secret incantation: "MEE-SHELL, MEE-SHELL!" and said organs retreat like frightened turtles.

(Obama's feeling a little shrinkage after the Pennsylvania results.)

MEE-SHELL, MEE-SHELL Overcome? Sorry, wrong song....

289 mfarmer1  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:48:00pm

Just checking....what year is this?

290 hsmomof2  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:57:58pm

So THAT'S where Lorena Bobbitt ended up!

291 Juliette  Tue, Apr 22, 2008 11:58:31pm
292 too-old to-???  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 12:19:05am

re: #270 ballantrae

Everybody is missing the point. This is actually a horrifying story. It is horrifying, because incredibly insane and stupid people have access to technology. Let that sink in for a few minutes.

-ron

Um, okay. How about "before the sorcerers came, their intarweb had big pipes and was well equipped, and now they just can't get a handle on it?"

293 theheat  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 12:27:04am

Congratulations, someone has just figured out how to control their population by mere suggestion.

"I put a hex on you; your penis, in particular."

"OMG! My pee pee's tiny! I'm impotent! I've lost my manhood!"

Who knew it was so easy. No pills, no condoms, no conflicts with the beliefs of missionaries and religious ambassadors - just simply: their penis doesn't work any more. For a culture so freaking hung up on their penises, this has to be more effective than their old standbys of genocide and torture.

Really, for people actually living in these modern times under the spell of witchcraft (can you even say that without pissing your pants laughing?), that are also prone to barbaric acts of violence, population control is a good thing. A really, really, really good thing.

Let me toast to your tiny, ineffective penises. G*d bless them, every one. May they all shrivel up and blow away.

294 kyleb  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 1:10:13am

Finally a new cause for the troofers. It'll be fascinating to see how it all points to Cheney.

295 american jewess in jerusalem  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 1:38:28am

All cultures are equal.

296 Droplet  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 1:45:32am

As Paul Harvey would say: "And they can cast one vote in the United Nations, just like the USA can.

297 Brian Smaller  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:04:48am

She turned me into a newt.

But I got better.

298 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:06:24am

re: #4 vrwc_merc

lighten up chief....a little rest from the crusades is good for us.lol

299 Paco from Sefarad  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:47:58am

This is an old story.

It is, of course, a Zionist Plot™

PENISES DISAPPEAR WHEN FOREIGNERS SHAKE HANDS !

Panic in Khartoum: Foreigners Shake Hands, Make Penises Disappear
The Middle East Research Institute

During September 2003, mass hysteria spread through Khartoum, the capital of Sudan, which was ultimately quelled by police intervention and statements made by the health minister. The panic was caused by rumors of foreigners roaming the city and shaking men's hands, making their penises disappear. The rumors were spread rapidly by text messages on cellular phones, and diverted the public's attention from a breakthrough in negotiations in Kenya between Sudanese Vice President Ali Othman and SPLA leader John Garang. [1]

Several versions of the story circulated and not all involved foreigners: Initially, it was claimed that the perpetrators belonged to a Sudanese tribe; according to another version, one West African man was responsible; later, the one man was replaced in the rumor with a group of West Africans.

Al-Quds Al-Arabi correspondent Kamal Hassan Bakhit, who was the first to report on the affair outside Sudan, wrote that "the source of the horror is a foreign citizen from a West African country who is roaming through the city marketplace and draining men's virility via a handshake" and that "people are refusing to shake hands with anyone they don't know." Bakhit reported that police had received numerous complaints about someone called 'Satan's Friend,' and that they had launched an investigation and arrested a foreigner who had in his possession scarves, books on sorcery, and two million Sudanese pounds (about $1,500).

[...]

It Is a Zionist Plot

In conclusion Abbas wrote: "That man, who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying"

300 SDC  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:25:35am

re: #144 Crimsonfisted

I would fear them, if I knew they did that. Where are they now?

Still living in huts in the Amazon basin.

301 Sacred Plants  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:04:29am

Get out the hair rays!

302 wanumba  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:30:09am

re: #293 theheat

Congratulations, someone has just figured out how to control their population by mere suggestion.
Really, for people actually living in these modern times under the spell of witchcraft (can you even say that without pissing your pants laughing?), that are also prone to barbaric acts of violence, population control is a good thing. A really, really, really good thing.

Let me toast to your tiny, ineffective penises. G*d bless them, every one. May they all shrivel up and blow away.


True compassion.

What's so tough about taking the time to teach people why and how they don't have to be ruled by this terror? People see a bunch of African kids on the street, oohh! Too many kids. Need population control. Not, let's build more schools.

The Left's response to everything is some form of death - negativity. Life is positive, teaching, helping, improving.

Mind you, it's easier talking people out of this than it is to convince people that Global Warming is a hoax.

I have actually had to deal with this exact hysteria while living in West Africa. This is an old, yet regularly reaccurring problam. THe relief of people when they find out the witchdoctors don't have the power they claim is immense, and people are grateful. Global Warming, along with the other sacred cows of the Hard Left - huh. Don't DARE try to counter it. That witchcraft is worse than what's going on here. No one in their right mind would bestow a Noble Prize on a guy who claims he can make penises shrivel up, but Al Gore gets a PEACE PRIZE for something that has nothing to do with peace, science or reality.
Oh, but laugh and feel all superior to the Africans. They aren't trying to shut down the world's largest economy, though, are they?

303 wanumba  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:46:08am
#293 theheat
people actually living in these modern times under the spell of witchcraft (can you even say that without pissing your pants laughing?),


You would piss in your pants - out of fear. Real Witchcraft - not the white-washed film pretend version - almost always ends up with someone being murdered.

304 nadadhimmi  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:57:11am

re: #47 6pat6

Didn't the last Jackass Presidential candidate (you know, the one who was in Vietnam)...didn't he fight and get wounded in the Battle of Poon-Tang?

He's won the Battle of Poon Tang. Married 2 billionairs didn't he?

305 flrdalynn  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:17:52am

re: #51 DownRightMeanAmerican
Hilarious!

or......... Maybe they cut in line!


306 HBob  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:44am

Penis poachin' willy wizards!

307 Roger  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:15:25am

Where have all the good penises gone?

308 kansas  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:27:33am

But wait..........isn't this the cradle of civilization, where mathematics, and engineering originated?

309 Opinionated  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:16:57am

Imagine if it happened here.

First a penis would disappear, then another.

Soon the Congress and most of the media would be gone.

310 eaglewingz08  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:30:10am

Boy if Jews could do this by merely shaking hands, that would have put mohels out of business three thousand years ago. Why are Jews always the last to know about these innovations? Shouldn't these penis shrinkers get the Nobel Prize for Peace. After all, most of the current crop of recipients don't have the goods either, so you may as well reward the persons who did the deed in the first place.

I wonder if Hollywood will come out with a movie, Invasion of the Penis Snatcher, whether it'll grab the audience by the balls?

311 cygnus  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:39:27am

re: #4 vrwc_merc

Is this really appropriate? It's completely unrelated to things I come to read on LGF and it's a bit crass.

Lighten up, Francis.

312 Cygnus  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:47:44am

re: #106 Crimsonfisted

Again, what does one DO with a snatched penis?

Make Penis Soup? Penis Stew with Roasted Root Vegetables? Penis Animal Style? Double Meat?

WHAT?!

You can get anything you want
At the Penis Restaurant!

/sorry if somebody else already posted this

313 LA-Lawyer  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 9:04:25am

Isn't this BHO's country of origin?

314 Cygnus  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 9:16:08am

As the British would say, somebody nicked my d.....!

315 Ezekiel2517  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 9:42:40am

Do they know about shrinkage?

316 Tigger2005  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 10:14:53am

Isn't it conceivable that the man was tiny to begin with?

317 mean Gene  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 10:31:51am

re: #299 Paco from Sefarad

Thanks for linking that, I couldn't remember who had it online.
Seems a commentator made a huge point (hehe) back then about how these same superstitious men were texting their experiences to one another via cell phones.
So, the incredible stupidity is combined with technological ability.
How do we know it isn't simply a ruse to murder members (oops, I did it again) of rival tribes?
Tribal jealousies lead to murder. But those murders MUST be under the guise of Sharia law being broken or some other equally justifiable
reason. (Did I really use the word "reason" in regard these idiots?)

318 So?  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 10:51:53am

Send in the moils!

319 UberInfidel67  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 11:00:16am

I just love how when it is men parts that are being "damaged" they are all up in arms over there. But when little girls (NOT women) are having their who-whos chopped up.....it's culture. Hmmmmm, maybe small shrinking penises is part of their culture also. You know, if you ain't out jihading, your wee wee shrinks. Hence, the need for the massive jihad across the planet. It isn't Islam....it's Penislam! Damn, I should work for the State Department : )

320 Perf  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 11:13:05am

Now we know the secret behind Jimmy Carter's meeting with the Hamas.

Hi Mr Hamas!
Ahm Jimmah Cartah an' I just wanna shake your hand.

321 negativ  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:21:23pm

Odds are at least one of you believes that special booze and crackers which have had some magic words said over them quite literally transform into the blood and body of a dead guy once you ingest it.

"My invisible monster is better than YOUR invisible monster! Nyah nyah nyah!"

322 gearhead  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:25:17pm

They're always after me lucky charm!

323 Perplexed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:27:52pm

I once went to sleep, woke up and had a kidney missing. Fortunately I was at a hospital both before going to sleep and after awakening.

Penis theives though? I'd be more concerned about penis jokers, the people who go around swapping out human penis, penii for animal penii/parts. Those guys are vicious.

324 wanumba  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:35:05pm

re: #321 negativ

Odds are at least one of you believes that special booze and crackers which have had some magic words said over them quite literally transform into the blood and body of a dead guy once you ingest it.

"My invisible monster is better than YOUR invisible monster! Nyah nyah nyah!"

What are the odds of you being a complete jerk?

325 sloggin420[deleted]  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:18:36pm
326 jackjones  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:37:03pm

see what happens in places where viagra is not available?

first its congo...but where do you run when the penis snatcher/shrinker comes here!

scary indeed....i feel for the victims...the ones left with no or smaller penis'.....

327 Sacred Plants  Thu, Apr 24, 2008 12:55:40am

re: #302 wanumba

Mind you, it's easier talking people out of this than it is to convince people that Global Warming is a hoax. ... Global Warming, along with the other sacred cows of the Hard Left - huh. Don't DARE try to counter it. That witchcraft is worse than what's going on here. No one in their right mind would bestow a Noble Prize on a guy who claims he can make penises shrivel up, but Al Gore gets a PEACE PRIZE for something that has nothing to do with peace, science or reality.

Thank you for that comparison. Such ideologies do work because they liberate their adherents from a much worse fear, in that case fear of nukes. The replacement narrative quite effectively exorcises the latter from their minds - so completely that they waste all the energy which would best be spend on demanding Persia to ratify the Additional Protocol to the Non Proliferation Treaty for demanding the United States to ratify the Kyoto treaty. Now, individuals coming together to reduce their fear is a normal part of civilisation, but the forming of lynchmobs is not. Do you have any hint what precisely these intimidated men of Uganda have to fear? Maybe it´s something real.

328 Sacred Plants  Thu, Apr 24, 2008 1:00:25am

Oops! Of Congo.

329 wanumba  Thu, Apr 24, 2008 8:39:02am

re: #327 Sacred Plants

Do you have any hint what precisely these intimidated men of Uganda have to fear? Maybe it´s something real.


1) It's DR Congo, not to be confused with the other Congo.
2) Unlike anyone else on this blog, I've actually had to deal with this problem in Nigeria, so I DO know what's behind it.
3) The reality is, witchcraft is associated with death and people don't like getting killed. Witchdoctors use this terror to maintain their power over people, which translates into money and power for them individually.
4) Even though it doesn't seem like death is associated with vanishing penises, it is. Innocent people are beaten to death, wrongfully accused by frightened mobs.
5) The extended version of the article notes that there is a police crackdown on very same witchdoctors. It's their manner of fighting back - creating chaos and disorder in the city, payback that the police have to handle.

AS I said, this is actually easy to sort out, for people want to have relief from fear, but what about the fear that AL Gore and Company are spreading into our schools, terrifying our children into thinking the world is going to go to pieces? AN Inconvenient Truth is hysteria. Just like the sneaky rumor spreading of the vanishing penises, An Inconvenient Truth was designed to scare people in order to get them willing to do what someone wants them to do. It is literally no different than superstitious witchcraft, in its outlandish claims, hysterical presentation and ultimate goal of controlling others.
The media and the politicians and the intellectuals are doing their part by enabling Gore with : Oscar award, fawning Congressional testimony soapbox, and Noble Prize. Thus, people who believe that such awards denote quality are fooled into thinking the half-educated politician AL Gore actually knows anything about what he's tallking about.

330 Sacred Plants  Thu, Apr 24, 2008 11:27:12am

re: #329 wanumba

This is part of why I keep asking. From my angle, Africa is just one huge mishmash of fiftysomething states that is too good to be left to Gaddafi, since it has more Christians than Muslims.

Al Gore would have been the 43th President of the United States of America, had not the Arafat intifada against Israel split the leftist vote. Even masters of mass hysteria once in a while have to face imponderableness, and that is a gateway for Enlightenment. I have seen globalwarmingism compared to indulgence trade, but not to malevolent witchcraft before now. Which would imply that it combines the worst of both sides from the Dark Ages.

Does the Goracle really reach the kids? My impression is the emerging generations face the fact that mankind has come to hold apocalypse in its own collective hands with much less panic than the boomers.

331 wanumba  Thu, Apr 24, 2008 11:39:05am

re: #330 Sacred Plants

Does the Goracle really reach the kids?


They are his No. 1 target, because they don't know enough to know it's crap, and the schools oblige by running his film as if it was educational material. Captive audiences. He couldn't make a dime in the theatres - so off to grade school.
They just get scared. Forces for "change" always go for children, to turn them against the "establishment," first on the list being their parents.
Perhaps we can call it a form of child abuse, for Gore doesn't care at all he's freaking little kids out. It suits HIS purposes. Rather like a shifty, nasty witchdoctor. And he IS getting rich off it.

So, thanks for running this out a bit more - gives us all a chance to look at it from a new perspective to really show what it is.

332 wanumba  Thu, Apr 24, 2008 11:54:27am

One more comment to add...
THe old days, before TV and movies, entertainment was circuses, theatre groups - live shows. One of the popular perennials was the mesmerizer/hypnotist show.
So much of the witchcraft effect is techniques employed by mesmerizers. First being, the advance rumors of the show. The audience is already primed by weeks of anticipation, so when they are finally in their seats, before the show actually begins, they are not aware that they have already been softened up, already primed by "suggestion" which is then massaged and built on during the show.
THe disappearing penises outbreak always follows weeks even months of rumors. See? Same thing. It's easy to get a crowd going if they are already on edge.

Think people years ago had more contact with this sort of thing and became more critical of it with familiarity. What now? People are actually more gullible, for they have no background and don't see how a mesmerizer works - his techniques and little tricks.
Mesmerizers were pretty benign, just charging for the show, but witchdoctors need a bit more fear to keep their income stream flooded, so it gets very nasty.

Seems bizarre that a modern man AL Gore, supposedly pushing science, would be delighted with a pagan, superstitious title of "Goracle." But if you examine what's going on, it truly does fit.

333 NCusTranshumanist  Fri, Apr 25, 2008 12:29:11pm

Pretty much everything Kim duToit ever said about Africa is true. Here's another for the file.


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