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Wed, Apr 23, 2008 at 3:09:12 am PDT

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Groucho Marx

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1 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:11:53am

a day late and a dollar short

2 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:12:07am

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into them I will never know.

------Groucho Marx

One of the best vaudevillian comedians in my opinion. Goooood Morning LGF!

3 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:13:08am

from the last thread it's ice age we have to worry about

4 Teacake!  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:14:17am

ITs a bit after 5 am here in new orleans and as usual, can't sleep through the night. Either Charles is up early or late.

5 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:14:22am

Good morning dead-threaders, though I suppose since this is an open thread it isn't dead.

59 degrees already with a high near 80 today in the greater metropolitan Doraville area. Cat is staring at me ominously.

6 2senseplain  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:15:33am

re: #3 hayseed

From the last thread, could you Express Mail some of that out this way before we melt in the heat?

7 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:15:57am

re: #5 Lucius Septimius

It's a little under 13° C here in T.O. just had a sudden downpour interspersed with thunder and lightning. I love this weather.

/no really, I do. :)

8 Teacake!  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:16:32am

What I don't understand is why with all the scary developments about obama, why hill isn't having a bigger lead. I'm not voting for either for sure, but if I were her, I would be really mad that this guy just comes out of nowhere after all the years of her paying her dues.

9 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:16:44am

re: #5 Lucius Septimius

planted tomatoes yesterday,gonna do peppers today. I love hot weather,my joints move a little better.lol

10 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:17:00am

re: #3 hayseed

Yeah, I read a longer article on that along with pictures of the clear sun. It's going to be an interesting few decades.

11 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:17:08am

re: #3 hayseed

from the last thread it's ice age we have to worry about

A long, long time ago I had a course in college on Ice Ages, and that was the prediction then. The projections we were shown even made room for "man-made global warming" but showed that as a short upward blip in a long-term descent into the cold.

12 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:18:28am

re: #9 hayseed

I am enjoying the warmer weather, though I had to give up the joints after I reached a certain age.

13 Teacake!  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:19:04am

Don't like cold weather! THunder and lightning, yes

14 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:19:51am

Lucius Septimius

We did Act III of R&J yesterday (the scene where Tybalt kills Mercutio and Romeo kills Tybalt). As soon as the kids saw the foam swords, almost al the hands were in the air volunteering to act!

15 Teacake!  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:20:40am

My energy bills were about $40 each month up until 3 or 4 months ago and are over $100! Not that much different useage either.

16 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:21:48am

re: #7 BlueCanuck

It's a little under 13° C here in T.O. just had a sudden downpour interspersed with thunder and lightning. I love this weather.

/no really, I do. :)

When you posted that temp I did a double take; then I looked at the map. It's really warmed up there quickly. It wasn't that long ago that ya'll had snow on the ground.

17 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:23:33am

re: #14 goddessoftheclassroom

Lucius Septimius

We did Act III of R&J yesterday (the scene where Tybalt kills Mercutio and Romeo kills Tybalt). As soon as the kids saw the foam swords, almost al the hands were in the air volunteering to act!

That's because there are no guns to cling to...

18 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:23:49am

re: #16 Lucius Septimius

Yes it did. We have been having unseasonably warm temperatures here for the past week or so. But to balance it out, Calgary got a lot snow last week.

19 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:25:04am

re: #14 goddessoftheclassroom

Hope nobody got hurt. That's actually a pretty intense scene.

Most of my classes have student presentations this week; my Vikings class is reading the saga of Harald Hardrada of Norway who ends up being killed at Stamford bridge in 1066, the first of two invasions of England that year. Today Harald is in the Mediterranean fighting the Saracens.

Only five more days of class. Yippee.

20 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:25:30am

re: #17 rightside

That's because there are no guns to cling to...

They may be angry, but they're not bitter.

21 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:25:41am

re: #17 rightside

That's because there are no guns to cling to...

OMG--ROTFL!

What was even funnier to me is that most of the kids read pretty well but without any characterization, Suddenly, the girl playing Lady Montague gets up there and WAS the character. My head swiveled around and I got goosebumps, I said, "Finally someone is really ACTING." Then all the guys (most of whom were bodies on the floor by this time) sat up and started protesting about how dramatic they were.

I love my job.

22 Teacake!  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:26:52am

Just before I woke up I had a dream I was talking to the Queen on the phone, too bad I can't recall what the conversation was. LOL

23 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:28:27am

re: #21 goddessoftheclassroom

Best english class I had was in college. We were broken into groups to act out scenes from Macbeth. I was grouped with four Chinese students on student visas. We did the scene were Macbeth and Banquo meet the three witches. Took a week, but I almost got them to speak King James english for the class.

24 freetoken  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:31:33am

re: #3 hayseed

Ice ages are not caused by lack of sunspots.

25 Teacake!  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:31:47am

This site might be a parody, but not sure. obama the messiah [Link: obamamessiah.blogspot.com...]

26 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:32:44am

re: #23 BlueCanuck

Best english class I had was in college. We were broken into groups to act out scenes from Macbeth. I was grouped with four Chinese students on student visas. We did the scene were Macbeth and Banquo meet the three witches. Took a week, but I almost got them to speak King James english for the class.

What a great story! I'm giggling at the thought of the lines recited with a Chinese accent!

I would LOVE to play Lady Macbeth some day, or at least one of the witches, I do a terrific (IMHO) witch voice.

/as my students will solemnly acknowledge
/and yes, that is a "w."

27 carridine  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:34:23am

Sheesh! I just get online, and this 'minor typhoon' starts a black, blowy downpour...

I can't risk another hit while I'm connected to modem... last time FRIED two hard-disks!

BBIAW....

Bangkok out

28 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:35:07am

re: #9 hayseed

planted tomatoes yesterday,gonna do peppers today. I love hot weather,my joints move a little better.lol

I am SO jealous! Though mine are getting ready, living outside days. And today I am planting snow peas and chard and lettuces and carrots and radishes and spinach and whatever other early crops I have hidden up. First daffodil is blooming this morning.

29 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:35:27am

re: #26 goddessoftheclassroom


I do a terrific (IMHO) witch voice.

Hopefully you can't pull off those spells I was reading about on an earlier thread.

30 NR Pax  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:36:11am

My favorite English class was AP English in my Senior Year of high school back in...

...ok, it was a while ago. Let's just stop there.

But the highlight was the school trip to the Ashland Shakespeare Festival. Not only caught a few shows but got to meet the actors before them and learn a few things from them.

31 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:36:12am

re: #26 goddessoftheclassroom

The best part was explaining the language and meanings to them. Poor people, I think they were having a hard enough time with modern english.

32 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:36:56am

re: #29 Lucius Septimius

Hopefully you can't pull off those spells I was reading about on an earlier thread.

Well, my glare has been known to make a student stand, walk to the trash can, and throw away his or her gum without my saying a word. It also makes them stop talking.

Now if I can only get it to make them study and complete all their work well...

33 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:38:25am

re: #24 freetoken

it was the lack of sun spots....well anyway I saw it on the innernut so it must be true.lol

34 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:40:22am

penis snatching and a Hill-Billy win....I miss everything!

35 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:41:05am

A little tidbit from yesterday's BotW (since the bitter guns thing has come up).

In the wake of Barack Obama's "bitter" brouhaha, some have defended him by arguing that what he said was true, or at least arguably so. Reader Rob Coker has a terrific analogy that helps explain why the comments were objectionable anyway:

It reminded me of a recent counseling class when different factors that make one irritable were being discussed. Women's hormonal cycles were brought up with the warning that even though that could be the source of a woman's being grumpy/offended, it was not best to say so to one's wife when she was annoyed at you. Why? The reason is that it invalidates her having genuine reason to be offended--there's something wrong with her for being hurt--and denies your responsibility in that. It's patronizing.

It is possible that economic hardship has indeed resulted in certain people clinging to God and guns and being resentful of immigrants. However, the underlying assertion is the same as above, namely that there is something wrong with the rural Pennsylvanians thinking the way they do, that it is obviously an indefensible position, and so there must be some external reason causing them to act so bizarrely.

I find it ironic that such "brilliant" people feel free to use psychological explanations on others and think they are being so smart, while they violate a basic principle of psychology and counseling by invalidating those they are explaining.

36 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:41:19am

re: #28 galloping granny

What!? no arugula? Have you seen what the price of arugula is at whole foods lately?

37 freetoken  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:43:57am

re: #33 hayseed

There are always a variety of internet stories... that is the problem with the internet - low signal to noise ratio.

If you are interested in the topic of the timing of ice ages, here is a description of Milankovitch cycles, that might prove useful to you in delving into the subject.

38 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:45:22am

re: #32 goddessoftheclassroom

Well, my glare has been known to make a student stand, walk to the trash can, and throw away his or her gum without my saying a word. It also makes them stop talking.

Now if I can only get it to make them study and complete all their work well...

Good luck with that. In one of my classes the students are all supposed to do presentations in the last week. Two students stopped coming to class a while ago and two more didn't show up for their presentations or turn in the rough drafts of their papers. I find myself asking "what are they thinking?" As it stands, I have four people in that class who are staring an F in the face. And I know what I'll get as an excuse -- "I'm depressed" or some such.

Whenever I hear that, I want to say "yes, and if I were as much of a f***-up as you are, I'd be depressed too."

39 NR Pax  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:46:41am

re: #38 Lucius Septimius

Whenever I hear that, I want to say "yes, and if I were as much of a f***-up as you are, I'd be depressed too."

If you actually say that to a student, I'll chip in for your legal defense to help you keep your job. -:-)

40 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:47:38am

re: #25 Teacake!

This site might be a parody, but not sure. obama the messiah [Link: obamamessiah.blogspot.com...]

Good morning Lizards.
While those with clear eyesight see Barry as a hustler involved in a con , the true believer sees Messiah

41 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:48:12am

re: #38 Lucius Septimius

Good luck with that. In one of my classes the students are all supposed to do presentations in the last week. Two students stopped coming to class a while ago and two more didn't show up for their presentations or turn in the rough drafts of their papers. I find myself asking "what are they thinking?" As it stands, I have four people in that class who are staring an F in the face. And I know what I'll get as an excuse -- "I'm depressed" or some such.

Whenever I hear that, I want to say "yes, and if I were as much of a f***-up as you are, I'd be depressed too."

AARRGGHH! As I say to my students, how are YOU going to solve this problem? Choice have consequences.

(When it's a less serious situation, such as their not having a pencil, I say, "Stinks to be you.")

Of course my students are 15, but I still expect them to TALK TO ME about whatever help they need.

42 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:48:20am

re: #28 galloping granny

I'm so happy that spring has sprung. my soil temp is up to 65 degrees
now

43 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:50:00am

re: #41 goddessoftheclassroom

10th graders?

44 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:50:02am

re: #37 freetoken

ya mean I can't trust fox news.lol

45 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:52:07am

re: #43 rightside

10th graders?

9th grade. I taught 10th last year, American lit, which I LOVED, but the junior high is a GREAT place to teach.

46 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:53:07am
Denmark has evacuated staff from its embassies in Algeria and Afghanistan because of an increased threat level, officials said Wednesday.

Danish intelligence officials have warned of an "aggravated" terror threat against Denmark since the reprinting in February of a cartoon depicting the Prophet Muhammad. The warning specifically singled out North Africa, the Middle East, Pakistan and Afghanistan. (AP

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

47 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:53:14am

re: #45 goddessoftheclassroom

oh! so close...off by a year!

Fortunately, my students are all in their 30's and 40's LOL

48 freetoken  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:53:55am

re: #44 hayseed

Personally, I don't "trust" any of them... As a result I have to spend lots of time (when I'm interested in a given story) digging around looking for corroborative information...

Sleuthing 101 ought to be a prerequisite for cable TV enrollment...

49 goddessoftheclassroom  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:54:59am

Happy St. George's Day, Lizards--and Shakespeare's birthday to boot!


I'm off to educate the masses--have a wonderful day.

50 BlueCanuck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:55:32am

re: #49 goddessoftheclassroom

Have a good day goddess.

51 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:55:57am
SPOKANE -- Former White House Press Secretary Tony Snow has canceled a public speaking engagement at Eastern Washington University because of an undisclosed illness.

Snow, who was supposed to hold a public lecture at Eastern Tuesday afternoon as part of the Presidential Speaker Series, was taken to a local hospital around 9:30 a.m. for medical care.


[Link: www.kxly.com...]

52 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:56:14am

re: #46 storagemanager

[Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

Not Afghanistan!. We liberated them from the Taliban. They are grateful practitioners of the Religion of Peace. Can't be.

53 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:57:21am

re: #41 goddessoftheclassroom

I have one student whose father keeps calling and emailing to check up on him. Of course this kid is probably the worst offender in the "I can't get my butt out of bed and into a seat" department. Part of me wonders whether or not the fact this kid cannot get it together derives from the fact that his parents as still, at 21, covering for him. I mean, I can't imagine my dad calling one of professors in college to ask about how I was doing.

The other thing is they all have cars, and I know they're not paying the insurance. Isn't there still that "B"average thing on auto insurance for college students? If nothing else, the fear of losing that kept me engaged with classwork.

54 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:57:30am

re: #48 freetoken

I should have used a sarc tag on my #3....sorry

55 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 3:59:51am

re: #53 Lucius Septimius

Helicopter parents!

56 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:01:17am

The next question is: will he sue for his injuries?


Pinellas County woman finds 8 foot alligator in her kitchen

The Associated Press

OLDSMAR, Fla. - This alligator made himself at home in Pinellas County.

Authorities say 69-year-old Sandra Frosti of Oldsmar found the 8-foot long alligator in her kitchen late Monday night.

She says the gator must have pushed through the back porch screen door and went inside through an open sliding glass door. It then walked through the living room, down a hall and into the kitchen.

A trapper with Animal Capture of Florida removed the alligator, which had been cut when a plate was knocked to the ground. But no one inside the house was injured.

57 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:01:39am

re: #55 MandyManners

Helicopter parents!

Lord grant me patience; that or a Stinger missile.

58 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:01:57am

re: #54 hayseed

I should have used a sarc tag on my #3....sorry

It's "Climate Change" that is the issue.
If July is warmer than last February and if this January is cooler than June, that will prove the theory.
Climate change will be proven beyond a doubt & we will be doomed if Gore does not get another award.

59 zinowl  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:02:15am

Re: Pennsylvania Primary Summary
(all delegate counts are approximations only at this point)
160 Delegates up for grabs

085 for Clinton (55% of votes)
075 for Obama (45% of votes)

010 Net Gain for Clinton

Obama was about 160 delegates ahead of Clinton before PA.
Obama now about 150 delegates ahead of Clinton after PA.

Clinton Win = much ado about nothing
Obama Loss = so what, hardly any ground lost - he still wins

60 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:03:06am

re: #58 opnion

"Climate Change", as if it ever was static.

LOL

61 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:04:38am

re: #60 Ojoe

"Climate Change", as if it ever was static.

LOL

If Obamamama becomes president, he will make sure that the climate always remains the same.

That's the power of "Change."

62 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:04:45am

re: #56 Lucius Septimius

I ate some alligator , it was pretty good

63 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:05:37am

re: #59 zinowl

This will lead to chair throwing at the convention, because the more level headed Democrats know that Obama, ahead that he may be in convention delegates, cannot win the general election, and there will be a superdelegate push to nominate Hillary, and, ...

pass the popcorn.

64 bolivar  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:07:29am

re: #15 Teacake!

My energy bills were about $40 each month up until 3 or 4 months ago and are over $100! Not that much different useage either.

Teacake, where do you live? Certainly not New England. Our gas bill for last month was 320 and electric 170. We have a 50 year old house but no extra power or heat hungry appliances. You are still getting a bargain.

65 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:07:52am

re: #61 Lucius Septimius

If Obama becomes President..the air will be filled with the smell of death.

66 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:08:08am

re: #57 Lucius Septimius

Lord grant me patience; that or a Stinger missile.

Is this a new thing?

67 freetoken  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:08:17am

re: #60 Ojoe

Which is why the term is prefixed with "anthropogenic", which itself is not really adequate to describe the phenomena; however, if someone should use the term "anthropogenically perturbed climate change" they would run out of breath from all the syllables!

68 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:09:51am

re: #67 freetoken

And all the panic about the climate is driven by a lack of faith.

Doubt driven panic, what is a latin based one word description for that?

69 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:09:54am

I need coffee.

70 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:11:06am

re: #69 storagemanager

Doesn't your store have an air pot of the stuff, and a stack of styrofoam cups?

71 LeftJustAintRight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:11:09am

re: #68 Ojoe


Doubt driven panic, what is a latin based one word description for that?


Change!

72 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:12:05am

re: #36 rightside

What!? no arugula? Have you seen what the price of arugula is at whole foods lately?

Not to worry rightside, I am putting in quite a large arugula patch, having got an exceedingly large pack of seed for a premium strain of wild arugula from Italy for

73 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:12:35am

re: #69 storagemanager

I need coffee.

You know, I made a pot and clean forgot all about it. Thanks for reminding me. Want some?

74 zinowl  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:14:13am

RE: # 069 Ojoe

Denver Tour Bus Highlights, November 2008

..................... and, folks, here on our right is our brand new sight - the "Clinton Colorado Crater" that used to be the Pepsi Center.......

75 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:15:24am

re: #66 MandyManners

Is this a new thing?

It has gotten demonstrably worse since 2000. The only times I ever saw parents before then was a graduation. Since then they are on campus more and more and calling and leaving messages. This week I've talked with two parents who wanted to make appointments to schedule their kid's classes. I wanted to ask "do you still wipe their butts too?" but I'm afraid that they'll say "but of course!"

Infantalize your children and don't be surprised when they still act like toddlers at 21.

76 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:16:34am

a school bus just went by........

the wheels on the bus go round and round

77 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:17:52am

re: #76 hayseed

a school bus just went by........

the wheels on the bus go round and round

Nice to see that folks over at the National Institutes of Health, Department of Health & Human Services are doing something useful for a change.

78 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:19:03am

re: #64 bolivar

Teacake, where do you live? Certainly not New England. Our gas bill for last month was 320 and electric 170. We have a 50 year old house but no extra power or heat hungry appliances. You are still getting a bargain.

I don't know how old your appliances are, but we replaced the rather old electric stove and small fridge that came with the house (age 78) with new, energy efficient models and saved quite literally $80 a month. (We live in VT.) Our electric has been running ~$125 for the winter for stove, washer, dryer, fridge, 3 computers + peripherals, 4 TVs plus assorted gaming systems and two electric space heaters we use in the schoolroom and winterized porch. Just got 150 gallons of oil. last delivery was mid February for the same amount. (Half the usage of last year because I spent lots of time and $100 putting plastic on the windows, weatherstripping, etc.)

79 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:19:05am

re: #75 Lucius Septimius

It has gotten demonstrably worse since 2000. The only times I ever saw parents before then was a graduation. Since then they are on campus more and more and calling and leaving messages. This week I've talked with two parents who wanted to make appointments to schedule their kid's classes. I wanted to ask "do you still wipe their butts too?" but I'm afraid that they'll say "but of course!"

Infantalize your children and don't be surprised when they still act like toddlers at 21.

What do you say? Isn't there a law about privacy you can invoke?

Since this is new, I wonder what causes it.

80 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:20:32am

re: #75 Lucius Septimius

It has gotten demonstrably worse since 2000. The only times I ever saw parents before then was a graduation. Since then they are on campus more and more and calling and leaving messages. This week I've talked with two parents who wanted to make appointments to schedule their kid's classes. I wanted to ask "do you still wipe their butts too?" but I'm afraid that they'll say "but of course!"

Infantalize your children and don't be surprised when they still act like toddlers at 21.

You have parents of college students trying to schedule their student's classes?

Words fail me. . . . .

81 Armigerous  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:20:49am

re: #68 Ojoe

I think the Latin based word you are searching for is 'hysteria'

82 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:21:42am

re: #79 MandyManners

What do you say? Isn't there a law about privacy you can invoke?

Since this is new, I wonder what causes it.

Yes there absolutely is. Parent's of "children" over 18 are not entitled to access to academic records unless the student gives written permission. Even if Daddy and Mommy pay all the tuition.

83 eaglewingz08  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:22:39am

So now we have a poster claiming that guns and God and anti illegal immigration folks are acting bizzarly but don't tell them it's cause those bible thumpin folks are unemployed, cause they are too fragile or too stupid to handle the truth and might instead go postal on your super smart ass.

84 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:22:49am
Bad Company - Bad Company

85 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:25:07am

re: #82 galloping granny

Yes there absolutely is. Parent's of "children" over 18 are not entitled to access to academic records unless the student gives written permission. Even if Daddy and Mommy pay all the tuition.

I thought so. I wonder how many parents squawk over this.

86 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:26:39am

re: #84 storagemanager

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Good tune.

87 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:26:57am
Tehran, 23 April (AKI) – Former Tehran police chief, Reza Zarei, who was arrested in a brothel in March, has attempted suicide in prison.

Zarei was reportedly transferred to hospital for urgent treatment after the suicide attempt.

News of the suicide has not been confirmed officially but was published on the Iranian site, Peyknet.

Zarei was found with six naked women when he was arrested in a Tehran brothel last month.

The former police chief was responsible for the moralisation campaign spearheaded by president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

The so-called "public security plan" is aimed at enforcing Islamic dress code and fight 'indecent' behavior by young people in the Iranian capital.

The moralisation campaign led by Zarei resulted in the arrest of hundreds of young men and women accused of failing to respect the Islamic code

. [Link: www.adnkronos.com...]

88 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:27:24am

re: #86 MandyManners

Good tune.

song of my youth.

89 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:27:40am

re: #84 storagemanager

storage rocks.....I think that's the first tune you linked to that I saw

90 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:28:41am

re: #85 MandyManners

I thought so. I wonder how many parents squawk over this.

They shouldn't squawk. The legal age of majority in the United States of America is 18 - unless you want a beer. Or would like to be counted as an independent student because you support your self. Or unless you don't make squat flipping burgers at McD's and would be eligible for an earned income credit if only you were 25.

91 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:28:50am

re: #60 Ojoe

"Climate Change", as if it ever was static.

LOL

Well if temperatures do not stay level during the year, then we are destroying our planet.
However, if we buy carbon credits from Al Gore's company maybe we can beat it.

92 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:28:53am

re: #82 galloping granny

Yes there absolutely is. Parent's of "children" over 18 are not entitled to access to academic records unless the student gives written permission. Even if Daddy and Mommy pay all the tuition.


It drove my dad crazy when I had the university stop sendng my grades home. Yep, I was a little s--t at 19.

93 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:29:34am

re: #61 Lucius Septimius

If Obamamama becomes president, he will make sure that the climate always remains the same.

That's the power of "Change."

One can "HOPE"

94 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:29:52am

Storage is gonna put me out of business!
lol

95 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:30:18am

I am at a Holiday Inn Express. Not feelin' that smart. Meh.

96 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:30:19am

re: #89 hayseed

storage rocks.....I think that's the first tune you linked to that I saw


I linked this one too.

97 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:30:40am

re: #93 opnion

One can "HOPE"

Obammunism: The Hopium of the Asses

98 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:31:07am

re: #95 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am at a Holiday Inn Express. Not feelin' that smart. Meh.

But are you a skinny fucko carnivore yet?

99 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:31:10am

re: #88 storagemanager

song of my youth.

I missed their concert somewhere along the Gulf Coast years ago when Hurricane Bob showed up.

100 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:31:22am

re: #92 Jim in Virginia

It drove my dad crazy when I had the university stop sendng my grades home. Yep, I was a little s--t at 19.

My kids and I have a deal. Once they turn 18, they are adults. I will move heaven and earth to help them, but I don't get a copy of their grades and they don't get my signature on student loans.

101 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:31:25am

re: #94 BabbaZee

Storage is gonna put me out of business!
lol

Just got here. Is he starting a "raging spleen" franchise?

102 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:32:03am

re: #101 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

No LOL
he is spinning tunes

103 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:32:35am

re: #98 BabbaZee

Just as rotund as ever.

104 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:32:58am

re: #103 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

{Your Circumfernce!}

105 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:33:00am

re: #97 BabbaZee

Obammunism: The Hopium of the Asses

Word

106 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:33:03am

re: #90 galloping granny

They shouldn't squawk. The legal age of majority in the United States of America is 18 - unless you want a beer. Or would like to be counted as an independent student because you support your self. Or unless you don't make squat flipping burgers at McD's and would be eligible for an earned income credit if only you were 25.

Oh, I know they shouldn't squawk. I'm just trying to figure out why they hover since Lucius says it's been an issue only since 2000. Are these the last of the Boomers' kids and they cannot give up control?

107 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:33:07am
True to the liberal penchant for blaming every ill in the world on the USA, ABC News has produced a “report” claiming that the increasing number of guns and drug cartel violence in Mexico is all the fault of... the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. That’s right, it isn’t the drug dealers and killers in Mexico that are at fault, it’s James Madison and the Founding Father’s fault! Now, before you imagine that I am employing hyperbole in my introduction, just look at the title of their piece: “U.S. Guns Arming Mexican Drug Gangs; Second Amendment to Blame?”

[Link: www.stoptheaclu.com...]

108 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:33:21am

Circumfer e nce

109 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:33:42am

re: #102 BabbaZee

No LOL
he is spinning tunes

You are the morning DJ at WLGF!

Harry Chapin was a good guy.

110 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:33:48am

re: #93 opnion

One can "HOPE"

And then we might make "PROGRESS!"

111 Jim in Virginia  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:33:53am

re: #75 Lucius Septimius

It has gotten demonstrably worse since 2000. The only times I ever saw parents before then was a graduation. Since then they are on campus more and more and calling and leaving messages. This week I've talked with two parents who wanted to make appointments to schedule their kid's classes. I wanted to ask "do you still wipe their butts too?" but I'm afraid that they'll say "but of course!"

Infantalize your children and don't be surprised when they still act like toddlers at 21.

Why do people do this? The depression babies were all skinflints. Most of today's parents of college age children are fifty or so. They came of age during the late 70's.
Should we blame Carter or disco?

112 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:34:08am
113 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:34:57am

re: #90 galloping granny

FIRPA stipulates that college student records remain private. That said, if the student signs a release, then the parents can get all the information they want. And from what I'm seeing, more and more parents are demanding that their kids sign the release. Regulations (both FIRPA and ADA) were also relaxed after the VaTech shooting, mainly because it was difficult for instructors and advisors to get information about their own students.

I don't have any problem with the people footing the bill having a chance to see things like grades, but it has really gone too far. I'm seeing more and more kids (they don't act like adults even if they are legally adults) who are totally unwilling or incapable of taking responsibility for their actions. "W" is becoming a common grade, and no shortage of students will just fail and then petition to get a "W" retroactively.

114 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:35:21am

re: #95 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I am at a Holiday Inn Express. Not feelin' that smart. Meh.

Those Cinnamon rolls suck. Nuke em in the microwave.

115 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:35:31am

re: #108 BabbaZee

If I know what you meant, you don't have to correct spelling. Just when it throws the syntax or something off. Think I know how to spell cer cer cer cer...roundness?

116 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:36:01am

Wow..just wow

......"You have to marvel at the naivety of former American president Jimmy Carter. The man who gave us the Iranian revolution is now in Gaza trying to resolve the Palestinian crisis."

"(...) Mr Carter would be better advised to reflect on the error of his ways than meddle in an issue where he no longer has the power or authority to influence the outcome."

The Daily Telegraph, London, 22 April 2008.

117 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:36:12am

re: #106 MandyManners

Oh, I know they shouldn't squawk. I'm just trying to figure out why they hover since Lucius says it's been an issue only since 2000. Are these the last of the Boomers' kids and they cannot give up control?

They would be some pretty old boomers. Most of us did not have kids all that late in life. I would suspect it is more likely one generation down. The generation that first shipped their kiddos off to daycare as a way of life.

118 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:36:40am

re: #109 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Harry Chapin was a good guy.


Really?
Uccchhh....
Only for you

119 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:36:51am

re: #114 opnion

Those Cinnamon rolls suck. Nuke em in the microwave.

Holiday Inn Express...550 calories each...12 grams of uh...well...my first name.

120 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:37:10am

Did anybody hear Bush yesterday claim that ,not only is NAFTA good for the US, it creates jobs. Where? Not here

121 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:37:17am
Switzerland freezes assets of 12 more Iranian companies

[Link: www.ejpress.org...]

122 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:38:47am
Jim Croce - Operator

123 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:38:49am

re: #119 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Holiday Inn Express...550 calories each...12 grams of uh...well...my first name.

Oh hell, go to Denny's & expense it. I highly recommend steak & eggs.

124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:38:51am

Here's some Hillary music (sorry Babba)

125 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:39:29am

re: #113 Lucius Septimius

FIRPA stipulates that college student records remain private. That said, if the student signs a release, then the parents can get all the information they want. And from what I'm seeing, more and more parents are demanding that their kids sign the release. Regulations (both FIRPA and ADA) were also relaxed after the VaTech shooting, mainly because it was difficult for instructors and advisors to get information about their own students.

I don't have any problem with the people footing the bill having a chance to see things like grades, but it has really gone too far. I'm seeing more and more kids (they don't act like adults even if they are legally adults) who are totally unwilling or incapable of taking responsibility for their actions. "W" is becoming a common grade, and no shortage of students will just fail and then petition to get a "W" retroactively.

Oh I agree with you Lucius. I have been saying for many years that children do not automatically turn 18 and magically become responsible out of the blue - or know how to make a decision. These are skills to be learned and this generation as a whole seems to have almost no concept of personal responsibility.

But then we see a lot of that. Look at Obama: excuses, mis-speaks, "guilt by association" but not a single word of personal responsibility for his own words, actions or associations.

/Guess where the kids learned it?

126 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:39:48am
James Taylor

127 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:39:59am

re: #120 opnion

Did anybody hear Bush yesterday claim that ,not only is NAFTA good for the US, it creates jobs. Where? Not here

It DOES create jobs - in Canada and Mexico.

128 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:39:59am

re: #107 storagemanager

[Link: www.stoptheaclu.com...]

Which came first, the gun or the gang?

129 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:40:32am

re: #111 Jim in Virginia

Why do people do this? The depression babies were all skinflints. Most of today's parents of college age children are fifty or so. They came of age during the late 70's.
Should we blame Carter or disco?

Both.

Actually, Carter and disco (along with ferns, quiche, and earth shoes) were all symptoms of the mainlining of idiotic leftism in the butt end of the sixties. Besides, all of these kids were raised by day-care workers from what I can tell. The parents drop them off at "school" when they're 6 weeks old and then pick them up in time to drive them to college 18 years later. The parents feel guilty for having abandoned them to seek their own personal fulfillment and now are making up for it by enabling their worst habits.

As for the kids, as one colleague I know put it, the best way for smart kids to get even with their parents is to flunk out. Of course it's a losing strategy in the long run, but (or so I gather) psychically fulfilling as a form of revenge.

130 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:40:50am

re: #120 opnion

Did anybody hear Bush yesterday claim that ,not only is NAFTA good for the US, it creates jobs. Where? Not here

Please.

You see I was not on the State Department Thread
Too pissed to post on it

DO NOT SAY JIHAD, INFIDELS.

And BTW to all the shrieking sock puppet lurkers, AI haters and I Me Mine loony MFers

American Infidel had zero finesse, no humility, lousy delivery and a bad attitude....

but she was right, wasn't she?

131 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:41:08am

re: #127 galloping granny

It DOES create jobs - in Canada and Mexico.

That is the part that he left out.Worse, he may not realize what he said.

132 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:41:18am

re: #117 galloping granny

They would be some pretty old boomers. Most of us did not have kids all that late in life. I would suspect it is more likely one generation down. The generation that first shipped their kiddos off to daycare as a way of life.

What're they trying to do? Make up for it?

133 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:41:20am
Akhdam in Dar Salam: “Fire burned our huts, but nobody cares”


SANA’A, April 19 — Twenty Akhdam families still are living without a roof over their heads after a fire broke out last week in the community’s slum located in a desert-like area in Dar Salam in southeastern Sana’a city.

The families, who are living in very poor conditions with ashes nearby, are awaiting aid that hasn’t arrived yet


[Link: yementimes.com...]

134 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:41:50am

re: #132 MandyManners

What're they trying to do? Make up for it?

Not that there's anything wrong with daycare. If you gotta' work, you gotta' work.

135 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:41:56am

re: #111 Jim in Virginia

Why do people do this? The depression babies were all skinflints. Most of today's parents of college age children are fifty or so. They came of age during the late 70's.
Should we blame Carter or disco?

Colbert said that depression babies are old people who just haven't adjusted for inflation.

136 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:42:42am

Greedy trade unions made NAFTA ...who do they vote for?

137 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:42:52am

re: #124 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Besmirch not the memory of Farook Bulsara !

138 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:43:02am

Gotta run Lizards.I do not want to become economically distressed like those bitter crackers in PA.
I could lose touch with my inner Obama. later

139 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:43:07am

re: #125 galloping granny


Look at Obama: excuses, mis-speaks, "guilt by association" but not a single word of personal responsibility for his own words, actions or associations.

/Guess where the kids learned it?

Bingo!

The kids in college now have parents born between 1954 and 1964, mostly clustered right around 1960 (I knew I was old when I became older than my students' parents). These are the Obama generation.

140 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:43:27am

re: #137 BabbaZee

Besmirch not the memory of Farook Bulsara !

That Freddie's real name?

141 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:44:07am

re: #131 opnion

That is the part that he left out.Worse, he may not realize what he said.

If he said it yesterday, then it was likely at the press conference that he held with the President of Mexico and the Premier of Canada. . . . . . I suspect he knew exactly what he said.

142 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:44:31am

Because there is no profit in making goods in America..we have NAFTA

143 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:44:33am

re: #127 galloping granny

It DOES create jobs - in Canada and Mexico.

I suppose it depends on what sort of jobs you are talking about. I don't really think that you can support low to no skill manufacturing jobs in this country on US level wages, and remain competitive. Consumers are going to naturally gravitate toward products that have the lower price for the same perceived quality.

it's not wrong or right. it just is.

144 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:44:43am
145 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:45:41am

re: #144 rightside

Har!

146 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:45:41am

Damn Storage
this ain't freaking Lite FM
LOL

{Storage}

147 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:46:07am

re: #134 MandyManners

Not that there's anything wrong with daycare. If you gotta' work, you gotta' work.

True, but it's the way they deal with the guilt. Most of the parents I see didn't work full time because they needed the money, but because they put career first and kids second. They feel guilty for their own selfishness, but make up for it by spoiling them.

I have had students who came from single-parent households where they were in day care because mom (or dad, in some cases) had to work to keep body and soul together. Those kids are in good shape and tend to be very responsible -- they are aware of and appreciate their parent's sacrifices. It's the upper-middle class kids driving cars worth more than I make in a year that mommy and daddy got them who are the problem.

148 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:46:16am

re: #140 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

yes
He was from Zoroastrian (Persian Iranian) parents

149 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:46:41am
DOCUMENTS praising holy war and martyrdom were found at the Walthamstow home of a man accused of leading a plot to blow up passenger planes.
The material said no deed would give rewards' like an act of jihad and another said defeating the enemy meant striking terror in their hearts', jurors at Woolwich Crown Court were told.
The material seized included books on the life of the Prophet Mohammed, details of disabled access to sites across in London, a chemistry textbook and bank documents.
Shop worker Showkoth Uddin earlier told the court how he wrapped four glass measuring jars bought by Arafat Waheed Khan, of Farnan Avenue,Walthamstow.
The 26-year-old also bought syringes and needles at a central London pharmacy.
Were they planning to smuggle stuff on board or inside hidden in a wheelchair?

[Link: www.newenglishreview.org...]

150 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:46:45am

re: #143 beblebrox

Ok, open thread. No arguing allowed.

You're right. (ducks and runs off to make the donuts)

Bye now.

151 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:46:51am

re: #144 rightside

Morning again Lizards!

I received this in my email at work this morning LOL

That is hysterical

152 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:47:39am

re: #134 MandyManners

Not that there's anything wrong with daycare. If you gotta' work, you gotta' work.

Sometimes that is true. But for many families, by the time you add up the cost of daycare along with the extra gas, clothing & lunch that mom has to buy in order to work plus the extra taxes the family will pay, two working parents is actually a losing proposition. Not to mention the extra cost of food because mom has less time to cook so she serves more expensive pre-prepared stuff. The trouble is, many families don't bother to stop to do the math first because they think they "need" two paychecks.

153 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:47:46am

re: #148 BabbaZee

yes
He was from Zoroastrian (Persian Iranian) parents

You know I don't like to cuss...but...shit.

154 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:47:48am

BabbaZee...songs I listen too around the campfire.

155 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:48:26am

re: #153 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I myself enjoy a bit of profanity.
Why shit?

156 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:48:43am

re: #154 storagemanager

BabbaZee...songs I listen too around the campfire.

Sing around the Campfire!
Join the Campfire Girls!

(seventies commercial)

157 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:48:48am

re: #154 storagemanager

I'm just bustin' 'em on ya bro

158 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:49:13am

re: #138 opnion

Gotta run Lizards.I do not want to become economically distressed like those bitter crackers in PA.
I could lose touch with my inner Obama. later

You touch your inner Obama?

159 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:49:46am

re: #155 BabbaZee

Like, wow! I am surprised by that. Shocked. Amazed. I mean, a gay middle-easterner? Who did he think he was? Arafish?

160 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:50:26am

re: #150 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ok, open thread. No arguing allowed.

You're right. (ducks and runs off to make the donuts)

Bye now.

didn't mean to start one. I just happen to live in an area devestated by the collapse of manufacturing (Pittsburgh). and have seen the results.

161 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:50:56am

re: #147 Lucius Septimius

True, but it's the way they deal with the guilt. Most of the parents I see didn't work full time because they needed the money, but because they put career first and kids second. They feel guilty for their own selfishness, but make up for it by spoiling them.

I have had students who came from single-parent households where they were in day care because mom (or dad, in some cases) had to work to keep body and soul together. Those kids are in good shape and tend to be very responsible -- they are aware of and appreciate their parent's sacrifices. It's the upper-middle class kids driving cars worth more than I make in a year that mommy and daddy got them who are the problem.

You don't know what those parents' early working lives were like. Perhaps many needed two incomes just to stay afloat.

But, I don't wanna' drag this into a debate about working parents.

162 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:52:20am
The leader of an Indonesian sect who had controversially claimed he was a prophet was jailed for four years for contempt against Islam on Wednesday.

Ahmad Mushaddeq alias Abu Salam, 63, leader of the Al Qiyadah Al Islamiyah sect, was "guilty of showing contempt in public against a religion recognized by the state," Judge Zahrul Rabaid told a packed courtroom.

The verdict was greeted by religious chanting by hundreds of followers who had crammed South Jakarta district court since early in the morning. A police officer said 2,000 people were at the venue.


Mushaddeq's claim violated a central Islamic tenet that the Prophet Muhammad is the last prophet and will not be followed by any other messengers from God

.
[Link: www.alarabiya.net...]

163 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:53:16am

re: #144 rightside

that's funny.lol

164 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:53:27am

re: #161 MandyManners

You don't know what those parents' early working lives were like. Perhaps many needed two incomes just to stay afloat.

But, I don't wanna' drag this into a debate about working parents.

Well I know what the early working lives of a two parent household with parents born around 1960 was like: those parents did not NEED two incomes by any stretch of the imagination. If Mommy worked in the early 80's virtually anywhere in this country it was because she was invested in a career or the kids were in school and she was bored.

165 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:53:29am

On a more timely note, I was looking at the precinct results this morning for my area of Western Pennsylvania. It seems Obama must have touched a raw nerve here. In a precinct split almost down the middle R to D; on the Dem side only 2 people voted for Obama out of about 400 Dems who showed up to vote yesterday.

166 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:53:50am

re: #159 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

He did not grow up in Iran lol

167 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:54:10am

re: #158 MandyManners

You touch your inner Obama?

rotf

168 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:54:21am

re: #164 galloping granny

Not all familiies.

169 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:54:35am
After 15 years of marriage, a neighbor told the wife that her son found nude pictures of her husband on the internet. The Egyptian wife logged in to see her husband exposing his body and chatting with foreign women, according to press reports Tuesday.

Unable to confront her husband, the wife resorted to a family court, which summoned the husband.

But he failed to show up and accused the wife of slandering him, calling her crazy. The wife filed for khol'a (the wife’s right to divorce), and she was granted divorce, Saudi daily Riyadh reported.

[Link: www.alarabiya.net...]

170 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:54:48am

re: #167 BabbaZee

How are you this wonderful Spring morning?

171 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:55:17am

re: #165 beblebrox

On a more timely note, I was looking at the precinct results this morning for my area of Western Pennsylvania. It seems Obama must have touched a raw nerve here. In a precinct split almost down the middle R to D; on the Dem side only 2 people voted for Obama out of about 400 Dems who showed up to vote yesterday.

YEEE-HAW! Way to go! I hope your precinct is a harbinger of more to come.

172 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:56:57am

re: #169 storagemanager

[Link: www.alarabiya.net...]

working in sorcery

Did it cause the husbands' penises to disappear?

173 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:57:21am

re: #161 MandyManners

You don't know what those parents' early working lives were like. Perhaps many needed two incomes just to stay afloat.

But, I don't wanna' drag this into a debate about working parents.

In the end, it's not the working, or even the day care; it's the way that the parents deal with it. Both my parents worked, and the message I got from them was "we all have responsibilities, and that includes you." The students I see get the message "we're sorry that we're never around; here -- have a PlayStation, a flat screen TV, an Audi Quattro, unlimited texting on your $400 phone, and college tuition so we'll feel better about ourselves."

My nine-year-old started asking yesterday when he can start earning money weeding the neighbors' yards. If I hadn't been driving, I'd have kissed him right then and there.

174 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:57:21am
Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan has assured Damascus that Israel is prepared to implement full withdrawal from the occupied Golan Heights, Arabic press reports said on Wednesday.

[Link: www.albawaba.com...]

175 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:58:15am

re: #171 galloping granny

YEEE-HAW! Way to go! I hope your precinct is a harbinger of more to come.

Too bad he didn't make that "bitter" comment long before now.

176 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:58:20am

re: #167 BabbaZee

Hey Babba! How ya doing today?

177 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:58:49am

re: #152 galloping granny

my wife started to work third shift 22 years ago so we did not have to pay for day care. I did thet nights and she did the days.

178 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:58:55am

re: #11 Lucius Septimius

A long, long time ago I had a course in college on Ice Ages, and that was the prediction then. The projections we were shown even made room for "man-made global warming" but showed that as a short upward blip in a long-term descent into the cold.

Behold... The age Of Ragnarok..............Good morning Lucius....

179 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:59:14am

re: #170 MandyManners

How are you this wonderful Spring morning?

Mandy I wish I could say dandy, candy... but I am mighty low mah sister.

180 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:59:30am

re: #178 doriangrey

Morning!

Speaking of Ragnarok, must go off and teach my Viking class.

Later, all.

181 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:59:34am

re: #173 Lucius Septimius

In the end, it's not the working, or even the day care; it's the way that the parents deal with it. Both my parents worked, and the message I got from them was "we all have responsibilities, and that includes you." The students I see get the message "we're sorry that we're never around; here -- have a PlayStation, a flat screen TV, an Audi Quattro, unlimited texting on your $400 phone, and college tuition so we'll feel better about ourselves."

My nine-year-old started asking yesterday when he can start earning money weeding the neighbors' yards. If I hadn't been driving, I'd have kissed him right then and there.

Bingo!

182 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:59:43am

re: #168 MandyManners

Not all familiies.

Mandy, I lived in one of the most economically depressed areas of the entire country in the 80's. A full third of the kids in one town I lived in got free or reduced price school lunch. I ran a food pantry for the feds during that time. Overwhelmingly, mothers of small children from two parent families did not put them into daycare and did not hold jobs outside of the home until at least the time the children were in school. Exception: women who were very vested in lucrative careers who could afford to pay for the relatively scarce and expensive day care.

At the time, daycare was a very new phenomenon in most of the country. And expensive.

183 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 4:59:55am

re: #176 Lucius Septimius

Oh Lucius. It's rough on me today.

184 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:00:37am

re: #179 BabbaZee

( ( ( ( ( ( BabbaZee ) ) ) ) ) )

(That's a big, gentle hug.

185 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:00:40am

re: #171 galloping granny

YEEE-HAW! Way to go! I hope your precinct is a harbinger of more to come.

We're a rural farming area about 25 miles west of Pittsburgh. Any many around here are fairly religious, and i know of noone without at least one gun in the house. We don't take too kindly to being disparaged. I heard a lot of negative comments in line yesterday about that subject.

186 yellowroseoftexas  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:00:40am

Hate to bring up bad news. Well I guess most of you have heard about this by now. [Link: www.foxnews.com...]
Why bring this up now after 25,30 years? This sounds just a bit too suspicious to me. Personally,I am begining to believe there really might be someone,or even a hand full of folks in the state or justice department that has it in for Israel and will do anything to destroy US Israel relations.

187 Lucius Septimius  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:00:45am

re: #183 BabbaZee

I'm sorry to hear that -- feel better. That's an order!

Bye for now; duty calls.

188 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:01:17am

re: #179 BabbaZee

Mandy I wish I could say dandy, candy... but I am mighty low mah sister.

((BabbaZee)) Maybe this will cheer you up a little...

189 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:02:07am

re: #173 Lucius Septimius

In the end, it's not the working, or even the day care; it's the way that the parents deal with it. Both my parents worked, and the message I got from them was "we all have responsibilities, and that includes you." The students I see get the message "we're sorry that we're never around; here -- have a PlayStation, a flat screen TV, an Audi Quattro, unlimited texting on your $400 phone, and college tuition so we'll feel better about ourselves."

My nine-year-old started asking yesterday when he can start earning money weeding the neighbors' yards. If I hadn't been driving, I'd have kissed him right then and there.

The 11 year old kiddo here is downright mad that she is not yet old enough to get a job. She wants a Mac to call her own. Various family members have pledged to match her dollar for dollar, but she still needs $800 or so. Saving soda cans is s-l-o-w.

190 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:04:53am

Thanks
Mandy
Lucius
and
Dorian

191 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:05:56am

re: #182 galloping granny

I'm very lucky that I've had my folks to pick up the slack when I've been working or in school. I'm even more blessed to have my dad step up to be a father figure. He missed out on our growing up when he was flying point in the Navy in the 60s and 70s, and then climbing the corporate ladder in the 70s, 80s and 90s so, he's really enjoyed taking The Kid fishing, computing, sporting, et cet..

192 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:06:05am
NEW DELHI: Ahead of President Mahmoud Ahamdinejad’s visit here next week, India yesterday asked the US not to give unsolicited “guidance” on the course of its centuries-old relations with Iran and advocated dialogue to resolve the impasse over the Iranian nuclear programme.
“Neither country needs any guidance on the future conduct of bilateral relations as both countries believe that engagement and dialogue alone lead to peace,” external affairs ministry spokesman Navtej Sarna said in response to prescriptive comments made by the spokesman of the US State Department.
“It is important that the genius of each nation living in a particular region is respected and allowed to flower to meet the expectations of enriching relations with neighbours,” Sarna said, registering India’s displeasure at the perceived attempt by the US to meddle in its foreign policy, especially in the context of its ties with Iran.
“Both nations are perfectly capable of managing all aspects of their relationship with the appropriate degree of care and attention,” Sarna said while stressing on civlisational ties between India and Iran which span centuries.

Ties that go back thousands of years...are not easy to cut. [Link: www.gulf-times.com...]

193 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:07:02am

re: #179 BabbaZee

Mandy I wish I could say dandy, candy... but I am mighty low mah sister.

I'm sorry you aren't feeling well today Babba. This is The Day here. Soon as I drag my nephew off the couch the rototiller gets run around the field, the fence goes up and peas are being planted. Daughter brought me two large bottles of aspirin yesterday. Good thing - might need them.

On a positive note, I did manage to climb the hill to the garden. Had my doubts there. Was seriously considering training the dog we are inheriting to haul me up there in the garden cart. (Winter wasn't good to me this year.)

194 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:08:20am

re: #193 galloping granny

Thanks Granny.
Later on I'll get you that "60" stuff I was talking about the other day
Fascinating...

195 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:08:59am

re: #191 MandyManners

I'm very lucky that I've had my folks to pick up the slack when I've been working or in school. I'm even more blessed to have my dad step up to be a father figure. He missed out on our growing up when he was flying point in the Navy in the 60s and 70s, and then climbing the corporate ladder in the 70s, 80s and 90s so, he's really enjoyed taking The Kid fishing, computing, sporting, et cet..

You are really lucky. Being a single parent can be a very tough row to hoe. On the other hand, since you've no one to blame but yourself and no one to expect to take care of things but yourself, it is pretty easy to maintain focus on parenting rather than expecting your partner to take care of it as so often happens.

196 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:09:20am

re: #179 BabbaZee

Well, I'm sending prayers, new-age kind thoughts, and everything else I can think of in your general direction (facing away from Mecca, farting in their general direction).

197 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:09:26am

re: #194 BabbaZee

Thanks Granny.
Later on I'll get you that "60" stuff I was talking about the other day
Fascinating...

Oh good. Been trying to figure out what you meant. . .

198 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:10:10am

re: #190 BabbaZee

17The righteous cry, and the LORD heareth, and delivereth them out of all their troubles.

18The LORD is nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit.

19Many are the afflictions of the righteous: but the LORD delivereth him out of them all.

20He keepeth all his bones: not one of them is broken.

21Evil shall slay the wicked: and they that hate the righteous shall be desolate.

22The LORD redeemeth the soul of his servants: and none of them that trust in him shall be desolate

199 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:10:17am

re: #196 fat bastard vegetarian

Well, I'm sending prayers, new-age kind thoughts, and everything else I can think of in your general direction (facing away from Mecca, farting in their general direction).

Farting in Mecca's general direction is always a good start....

200 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:10:35am

Good morning, all...

I heard on the radio yesterday that Jeff Healey had died (back in March, apparently). The cancer that took his eyesight at age 1 came back and took the rest of him at age 41.

Talk about making lemonade from lemons! May he rest in peace.

201 guzziguy  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:10:36am

Goes to show you can't trust illegal aliens. ET busted for cooking meth.


Link...... [Link: i281.photobucket.com...]

202 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:12:14am

re: #200 christheprofessor

Good morning, all...

I heard on the radio yesterday that Jeff Healey had died (back in March, apparently). The cancer that took his eyesight at age 1 came back and took the rest of him at age 41.

Talk about making lemonade from lemons! May he rest in peace.

Big sigh..... The world has lost a exceptional musician and guitarist....

203 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:13:29am

re: #201 guzziguy

Goes to show you can't trust illegal aliens. ET busted for cooking meth.


Link...... [Link: i281.photobucket.com...]

Holy crap.... That has to be a photochop..........

204 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:13:36am

re: #196 fat bastard vegetarian

Thanks, Chaucer!

205 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:14:17am

re: #198 storagemanager

{storage}

206 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:15:26am

re: #201 guzziguy

Goes to show you can't trust illegal aliens. ET busted for cooking meth.


Link...... [Link: i281.photobucket.com...]

AGGGGHH!

lol!

207 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:18:05am
208 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:18:09am
Baghdad, Apr 23, (VOI)- At least 400 civilians were killed and 1720 others, including women and children, were wounded in the armed confrontations and bombarding operations that took place in Sadr city over the last three weeks, Falah Shenshel, lawmaker, said on Wednesday

[Link: www.aswataliraq.info...]

209 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:19:23am

re: #186 yellowroseoftexas

You are correct.

210 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:19:44am

re: #202 doriangrey

Yup. Here he is with another late, great blues musician, SRV.

211 Ojoe  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:19:59am
212 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:20:11am
213 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:20:30am

Obama's famous waffle was on eBay earlier. >_> Auction's done though...

214 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:21:02am

re: #212 BabbaZee

Earth will evolve new humans to replace the ones we lose!

///////////////

215 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:21:19am
216 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:21:30am

babybacks in the fridge from last night..breakfast!

217 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:21:32am

CTP check yer mail

218 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:21:58am
219 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:22:30am

re: #215 rightside

The one with Al Sharpton and Pat Robertson is equally distasteful

220 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:25:12am

re: #217 BabbaZee

Read and responded...

221 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:25:58am

re: #214 laZardo

lol

222 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:26:00am

Good morning, Lizards.
A beautiful morning along the Lake Michigan shoreline, 51 degrees with another warm and sunny day on tap.

Started my certification course yesterday, and early this afternoon I have an interview with a local agency wanting to hire me to join their home healthcare team.... the HR manager told me that I'm exactly what they are looking for. If they do hire me I'll be able to start work right away, on a schedule that will still allow me to finish up the coursework. Very good news for my family, as we won't have to worry about selling the house now.

From [Link: www.thereligionofpeace.com,...] the latest offerings from the religion of slice, dice, hack, shoot and maim:

4/22/2008 (Yala, Thailand) - A villager is shot three times in the head by Islamists.
4/21/2008 (Jamrud, Pakistan) - Two local security personnel are gunned down in a brutal ambush by dozens of Islamic fighters.
4/21/2008 (Guda, Somalia) - Islamic militias attack a small town, killing four local defenders.
4/21/2008 (Baidoa, Somalia) - A government official is assassinated by Islamic terrorists.
4/21/2008 (Kandahar, Afghanistan) - Six local policemen are murdered in an attack on their checkpoint by religious extremists.
4/21/2008 (Mosul, Iraq) - A teenager is among three civilians cut down by militant Sunnis.

The "deadly acts of terror since 9/11" counter reads: 10965

Weekly Jihad Report for Apr. 12 - Apr. 18:

Jihad Attacks: 45
Dead Bodies: 336
Critically Injured: 435

The heavy-handed thuggish morality police in Iran bust down the door of a private birthday party, and arrest 75 young people:

Tehran, 22 April(AKI) - Seventy-five young people accused of 'immoral acts' have been arrested by police at a birthday party in the city of Shiraz in southwestern Iran.

The young men and women were accused of "immoral acts" and of holding a "non-authorised promiscuous gathering" said the chief commander of the police forces, Ali Moayyedi.

"These young people were dancing, drinking alcohol and listening to forbidden western music," said Moayyedi.

It is not the first time police have raided private parties and arrested people.

While they may not approve of such behaviour at parties, some Muslim clerics consider these kinds of police raids unjustified and an intrusion into people's private lives.


Hows' everyone today?

223 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:26:06am

re: #195 galloping granny

You are really lucky. Being a single parent can be a very tough row to hoe. On the other hand, since you've no one to blame but yourself and no one to expect to take care of things but yourself, it is pretty easy to maintain focus on parenting rather than expecting your partner to take care of it as so often happens.

I cannot tell you how glad I am that the X is in the wind.

224 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:26:08am

re: #212 BabbaZee

Good read, thanks! More common sense ammo.

225 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:28:46am

re: #224 rightside

Good read, thanks! More common sense ammo.

Problem is you can never reason someone out of what they did not use reason to get themselves into to begin with

So common sense ammo only works on those who already possess common sense

lol

226 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:29:16am

re: #224 rightside

Good read, thanks! More common sense ammo.

Lots more ammo, and dont forget the extra ammo.....

227 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:29:33am

Angel Eyes

How cool is it that so many of his songs were eye or sight themed?

228 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:29:46am

re: #222 irish rose

"These young people were dancing, drinking alcohol and listening to forbidden western music," said Moayyedi.

In other words, just doing what people do at parties?

/there are no parties in Islam

229 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:29:53am

re: #226 doriangrey

Lots more ammo, and dont forget the extra ammo.....

BLINK

230 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:30:04am
LOUISVILLE, Ky. - A Frankfort man was arrested on drug trafficking charges early Sunday morning after he was reportedly pumping gas into an imaginary vehicle. According to the arrest report, Metro Police arrived at a gas station at First and Jefferson streets in Louisville and immediately smelled marijuana coming from Joshua L. Moore, who station clerks contend was filling up an imaginary vehicle.

Officers searched Moore and found “two large baggies” of marijuana and a large amount of Ecstasy. Police said Moore also had a cell phone and a large amount of money, which they said was indicative of trafficking.


[Link: patdollard.com...]

231 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:30:25am

re: #223 MandyManners

I cannot tell you how glad I am that the X is in the wind.

Yes, I always found it far easier to simply deal with it all myself than to deal with an idiot that left things up to me and then complained about every last decision.

Every year I sit for a few minutes on the anniversary of the day I threw him out and the anniversary of the day the divorce was final and think about the decisions I made. Even in the very hardest of years - and there have been some real monsters - I have never regretted it for a single fraction of a second.

232 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:30:47am

re: #230 storagemanager

That's some seriously strong weed LOL

233 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:31:17am

Good Morning Lizard Nation!

Think Obama was jonesing for a Kool last night or what?

234 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:31:29am

re: #227 christheprofessor

Angel Eyes

How cool is it that so many of his songs were eye or sight themed?

Oh cool was the way he played... As I guitar player I can tell you watching Jeff play was a real treat...

235 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:31:51am

re: #225 BabbaZee
Good point, but I couldn't have put it more eloquently as they did. :^)


re: #226 doriangrey
Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition! (I would have linked to a SOAD video on youtube, but can't access it at work LOL)

236 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:32:11am
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The Bush administration plans to brief U.S. lawmakers behind closed doors on Thursday about North Korea’s suspected nuclear cooperation with Syria, congressional sources said on Tuesday.

The White House has said little in public about the issue since Israel conducted a mysterious September 6 air strike inside Syria that U.S. media reports said was directed at a nuclear site that may have been built with North Korean assistance.

While a handful of lawmakers were briefed on the issue last year, the decision to widen the circle substantially comes as Washington appears closer to a deal for North Korea to provide a long overdue declaration of its nuclear programs.

Once the poor, communist state has produced the declaration, the United States is expected to ease sanctions on Pyongyang that flow from its presence on the U.S. list of state sponsors of terrorism and the U.S. Trading With the Enemy Act.

[Link: patdollard.com...]

237 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:32:31am

re: #230 storagemanager

Uh...he was just making a statement on how wasteful modern day society is! An SUV could've easily burned that much fuel before it left the station!

/

238 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:32:57am

re: #235 rightside

HAHA that's exactly the song I linked to

239 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:33:22am

If only Hillary can dig up an audio where Barry slanders North Carolina and Indiana crackers.

240 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:33:27am

re: #233 loppyd

Good Morning Lizard Nation!

Think Obama was jonesing for a Kool last night or what?

How come we never see images of him smoking? *RME*

241 3 wood  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:33:44am

Good Morning Lizards

Looks like Illinois Democratic Governor Blagojevich has himself a little problem. I mention that he is a Democrat, cause the Chicago Sun Times has somehow forgotten to mention that. As opposed to when former Gov. and general dirtball George Ryan was getting prosecuted, when his being a Republican was boldfaced in the Sun Times headlines.

But I digress.

Ex-aide: I paid gov for my job

A former top official in Gov. Blagojevich's administration said Tuesday the governor gave him a $127,000-a-year state job in exchange for pouring cash into Blagojevich's campaign fund, including tens of thousands of dollars out of his own pocket.

That bombshell from Ali Ata came as the onetime director of the Illinois Finance Authority pleaded guilty in a deal in which prosecutors plan to have him testify in the ongoing corruption trial of former Blagojevich fund-raiser Tony Rezko.

At the very least, I think our current Gov. has a real good chance of becoming a guest of the State at one of our finer correctional facilites for a while in the future.

But buried down at the bottom of the article comes this:

Ata gave a total of $65,000 to Blagojevich's gubernatorial campaign fund. He also contributed $5,000 to Democratic White House hopeful Barack Obama, who gave that money to charity after Ata's indictment last year.

This guy Ata is going to be singing like a bird. Just something to keep an eye on going forward.

By the way, Jammie, if you are out there, you got mail :)

242 BulgarWheat  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:33:44am

Drive by post, Lizard-Dim!

G'mornin' Babba!

Mom's back in the hospital, and I'm traveling. I owe my wife and kids big time,....

Got to go out with my team last night for a great dinner and some beverages at the Bamboo Room. What a great place!

The Grass is Dead was not on the venue last night though. Bummer.

243 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:33:51am

re: #230 storagemanager

just say no!

244 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:34:14am

re: #230 storagemanager

[Link: patdollard.com...]

Not a very good dealer if he was partaking of his stuff and putting himself in an untenable situation.

245 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:34:32am
246 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:34:53am

Well I got to run, I have a massive order that needs to be shipped by next Tuesday so I'm a going in early and stayin late to make sure its ready to ship on time... (somebody has to make sure our military boys have the stuff they need to kill those Muslim Terrorists)...

247 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:35:37am

re: #242 BulgarWheat

{Bulgar}

Let me know what happens to Mom

248 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:36:09am

re: #238 BabbaZee


Excellent! Likeminded!

249 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:36:51am

re: #240 rightside

How come we never see images of him smoking? *RME*

There has got to be a pic somewhere....

250 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:37:01am

re: #231 galloping granny

Yes, I always found it far easier to simply deal with it all myself than to deal with an idiot that left things up to me and then complained about every last decision.

Every year I sit for a few minutes on the anniversary of the day I threw him out and the anniversary of the day the divorce was final and think about the decisions I made. Even in the very hardest of years - and there have been some real monsters - I have never regretted it for a single fraction of a second.

I cannot recall the date that the final order was signed! I think I remember which year it was. Maybe not. Maybe I should drag out the final order. Nah.

251 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:37:30am

re: #249 loppyd

There has got to be a pic somewhere....

Sure are - I've seen them. Have we outlawed smoking in the White House yet?

252 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:37:30am

re: #234 doriangrey

Yes, very true. I always wanted to play guitar, but I have bad wrists (I can only bend them about 60 degrees, 90 is normal). Had I known one could play like that, I might have taken it up!

253 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:37:36am

re: #233 loppyd

Good Morning Lizard Nation!

Think Obama was jonesing for a Kool last night or what?

I wonder if WAB threw things. Maybe a waffle iron?

254 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:37:44am

re: #242 BulgarWheat

Sorry to hear that about your mom....

Prayers for you all heading up.

255 3 wood  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:37:59am

re: #233 loppyd

good morning loppy.

Hey, do me a favor will ya?

It's been a while since I've seen the baseball standings.

Please check and tell me who is in 1st place in the American League East, the American League Central, and the National League Central?

256 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:38:00am
Dow Jones University has an on line course entitled Principles of Islamic Investing. The course is taught by well known and respected scholars and experts in the Muslim Investment arena, namely, Justice Muhammad Taqi Usmani, Dr. Mohamed Elgari, Sh. Yusuf Talal DeLorenzo, and Rushdi Siddiqui. You can also view the course outline, and even take the Online Quiz

[Link: shariahfinancewatch.wordpress.com...]

257 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:38:12am

re: #236 storagemanager

[Link: patdollard.com...]

Is the beat of the drums getting louder?

259 EC Marm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:38:54am

Lot's of pictures of the Obamessiah smoking on google.

260 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:39:13am

re: #253 MandyManners

I wonder if WAB threw things. Maybe a waffle iron?

LOL.

Me thinks she is extra A today.

261 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:39:31am
WhyIslam-Southern California to Hand out Free Qurans at the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books Los Angeles, CA, April 22, 2008 – WhyIslam a project of the Islamic Circle of North America (ICNA) will be handing out free Qurans at this weekend’s Los Angeles Times Festival of Books at the University of California Los Angeles (UCLA) on April 26 & 27. The Quran is the holy book of Muslims. This will be ICNA’s 3rd year of participation through its WhyIslam project, last year handing out over 3,000 free Qurans. ICNA would like to encourage the Southern California community to know the Muslim community in its true light. WhyIslam will be there to answer all questions regarding Islam, its teachings and help clear any misconceptions. WhyIslam will also be handing out free information on Islam. To further explore these options we would like to encourage you to learn more about the WhyIslam project (www.whyislam.org) here in Southern California.
For additional information on “WhyIslam Southern California to Hand out Free Qurans at the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books

[Link: shariahfinancewatch.wordpress.com...]

262 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:39:42am

re: #239 opnion

If only Hillary can dig up an audio where Barry slanders North Carolina and Indiana crackers.

Or, just keep harping on the previous gaffe. I bet lotsa' Tar Heels and Hoosiers like their Bibles and guns.

263 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:40:26am

re: #249 loppyd


Yes, Hotair often uses one of those, but I meant more from the MSM recently. Don't tell me they haven't seen him smoking once all this time they are fawning all over him, and trying merely to touch the hem of his garment.

What do you think the odds are, that if McCain smoked, they would be all over him like a cheap suit, like typical white on rice, like stink on... well you get the idea.

264 EC Marm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:40:42am

re: #253 MandyManners

I wonder if WAB threw things. Maybe a waffle iron?


I doubt that she is 'proud of AmeriKKKa" today. I'm almost 100% certain I ran into her last week, and she is angry looking in person.

265 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:40:50am

re: #239 opnion

Trust me, his "bitter, clinging" quote slandered us along with Pennsylvanians. And we won't forget.

266 doriangrey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:40:52am

re: #252 christheprofessor

Yes, very true. I always wanted to play guitar, but I have bad wrists (I can only bend them about 60 degrees, 90 is normal). Had I known one could play like that, I might have taken it up!

Playing guitar can give you bad wrists... For a couple of years it looked like I might have to give it up due to meta carpel syndrome, but thankfully it went away just as mysteriously as it showed up... But man was it a real bitch when it was bothering me, I could hardly move my fingers...

267 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:40:54am

re: #255 3 wood

good morning loppy.

Hey, do me a favor will ya?

It's been a while since I've seen the baseball standings.

Please check and tell me who is in 1st place in the American League East, the American League Central, and the National League Central?

Why, that would be Boston, Chicago & Chicago my friend!

268 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:41:37am

re: #260 loppyd

LOL.

Me thinks she is extra A today.

I hope she says something about the loss being due to the bitterness of the gun-huggers and Bible-thumpers.

269 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:41:50am

re: #261 storagemanager

[Link: shariahfinancewatch.wordpress.com...]

I think if I was in California I would seriously consider stopping to pick up one of those korans and then stopping by for a free Bible too, and then either throwing both of them in the trash very publicly or set them down on the floor - also very publicly. Just as a little demonstration, you know.

270 EC Marm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:43:14am

Obviously a photoshop of Obama smoking.

271 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:43:34am

re: #264 EC Marm

I doubt that she is 'proud of AmeriKKKa" today. I'm almost 100% certain I ran into her last week, and she is angry looking in person.

The parking-lot princess?

272 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:43:47am

re: #265 christheprofessor

Trust me, his "bitter, clinging" quote slandered us along with Pennsylvanians. And we won't forget.

Yup -- an awful lot of Bible-thumpin', gun-totin', dog-ownin' bitter middle America living in North Carolina.

273 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:44:26am
Indonesia Padlocks Prostitute’s Pants to Ensure Massages Don’t Go Too Far

"

It's not disturbing because they only wear it when they massage their customers."

Locksmiths in high demand. [Link: www.breitbart.tv...]

274 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:44:30am

re: #270 EC Marm

Obviously a photoshop of Obama smoking.

LOL! You're wicked-funny, EC.

275 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:44:32am

re: #270 EC Marm

Obviously a photoshop of Obama smoking.

The supercilious ass would likely fall off the horse.

276 EC Marm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:44:38am

re: #271 MandyManners

The parking-lot princess?


Shopping for fresh arugula, I guess.

277 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:45:03am

re: #266 doriangrey

My wrists have bothered me since I was a teenager. They haven't bothered me in decades now, but before I learned how to not bend them too far, they would get so painful that I'd drop a can of soup if I tried to pick it up.

I have to use "push up bars" to do push ups, because I can't put my hands on the ground perpendicular to my arms....

278 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:45:43am

re: #273 storagemanager

It's an Everlast!

/Robin Hood: Men In Tights FTW.

279 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:46:29am

re: #277 christheprofessor

My wrists have bothered me since I was a teenager

[redacted joke here]

280 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:47:13am

re: #263 rightside

Yes, Hotair often uses one of those, but I meant more from the MSM recently. Don't tell me they haven't seen him smoking once all this time they are fawning all over him, and trying merely to touch the hem of his garment.

What do you think the odds are, that if McCain smoked, they would be all over him like a cheap suit, like typical white on rice, like stink on... well you get the idea.

I was under the impression that the WAB made him quit....

And yes, if McCain smoked they would be relentless!

281 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:47:31am

re: #147 Lucius Septimius

I agree.
And this is an interesting discussion.

I stayed home for 20 years to take care of my three children. My ex and I both felt that it was the best thing for them, and there's no doubt in my mind that they benefitted from having a mom at home 24/7.

When I left the workforce, I was a highly successful administrative professional earning good money. During my years at home I worked very hard to learn new skills, maintain my current skills and keep up on software advancements because I thought that I would be able to maintain my employability. Was I ever wrong.

I'm now a 47-year old single mom trying to finish raising my children solo, and I'm having a very hard time re-entering the workforce with a 20 year gap in my work history. I have the skills that many employers are looking for, but that 20 year gap in my work history is insurmountable when I'm competing with college students half my age and people who have been in the workforce for years with no gaps in their work history.

I could go on and on about the looks and comments that I've gotten from HR managers when I tell them I stayed out of the workforce for 20 years by choice, to raise my children. You can slmost see words like "lazy", "unmotivated" and "unskilled" running through their heads, while they thank you for your time and show you the door.

It's a sad thing when you pay a professional price for doing the right thing by your children, but its' also an unfortunate reality.

I'd like to think that I can advise my daughter to stay at home when her children start to arrive and commit to full-time parenting, but I can't bring myself to do it because I know the reality at the other end... if she leaves the workforce, even for a job as noble as parenting, she's going to pay a very dear price for it later.

282 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:48:01am

Freak Weather Destroys Afghan poppies

CLIMATE CHANGE!


/Allah Gore must have willed it.

283 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:48:37am

re: #223 MandyManners

I cannot tell you how glad I am that the X is in the wind.

You and me both.

284 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:48:54am

re: #276 EC Marm

Shopping for fresh arugula, I guess.

That humble little green has sure taken a beating since BHO opened his fat mouth.

285 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:49:24am

re: #280 loppyd

And yes, if McCain smoked they would be relentless!


If McCain belonged to a white supremecist "Christian Identity" church ....

[redacted]

286 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:49:37am

re: #281 irish rose

Been back-and-forth to the Philippines so much that I think I'm overqualified for any part-time work with such a convoluted history. If I get my bachelor's here it's gonna be shithard to work up money for the Master's.

/arm around your shoulder

287 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:50:49am

re: #272 galloping granny

Gall-durn right!

288 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:50:54am

re: #281 irish rose

I agree.
And this is an interesting discussion.

I stayed home for 20 years to take care of my three children. My ex and I both felt that it was the best thing for them, and there's no doubt in my mind that they benefitted from having a mom at home 24/7.

When I left the workforce, I was a highly successful administrative professional earning good money. During my years at home I worked very hard to learn new skills, maintain my current skills and keep up on software advancements because I thought that I would be able to maintain my employability. Was I ever wrong.

I'm now a 47-year old single mom trying to finish raising my children solo, and I'm having a very hard time re-entering the workforce with a 20 year gap in my work history. I have the skills that many employers are looking for, but that 20 year gap in my work history is insurmountable when I'm competing with college students half my age and people who have been in the workforce for years with no gaps in their work history.

I could go on and on about the looks and comments that I've gotten from HR managers when I tell them I stayed out of the workforce for 20 years by choice, to raise my children. You can slmost see words like "lazy", "unmotivated" and "unskilled" running through their heads, while they thank you for your time and show you the door.

It's a sad thing when you pay a professional price for doing the right thing by your children, but its' also an unfortunate reality.

I'd like to think that I can advise my daughter to stay at home when her children start to arrive and commit to full-time parenting, but I can't bring myself to do it because I know the reality at the other end... if she leaves the workforce, even for a job as noble as parenting, she's going to pay a very dear price for it later.

Those HR managers obviously have no inkling what it takes to be a SAHP!

289 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:50:56am

re: #268 MandyManners

I hope she says something about the loss being due to the bitterness of the gun-huggers and Bible-thumpers.

I think his campaign has her muzzled.

290 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:51:50am

re: #279 BabbaZee

Heh. My bedroom DVD player died, along with my sex life, yesterday... :(

291 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:52:03am

re: #290 christheprofessor

AHAHAHHAAAAA

292 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:52:13am

re: #283 irish rose

You and me both.

Part of me misses the ~$70,000.00 in child support but, I'd rather live in a van down by the river than put up with his shit.

293 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:52:33am
SANTA ANA, Calif. — Former Olympic ice dancer Pasha Grishuk was drugged with the so-called date-rape drug GHB during a business meeting at a Southern California resort hotel but she was able to seek help after spotting a pill in her drink, a sheriff's spokesman said Tuesday.

Grishuk, who won two Olympic gold medals for Russia in the 1990s, was at the St. Regis Monarch Beach on April 12 when she began to feel ill and numb, said Orange County sheriff's spokesman Jim Amormino.

Grishuk was at a meeting with at least one man and first had a drink in a lounge while waiting for a table, Amormino said. They later moved to a table, and when Grishuk began feeling ill she noticed the dissolving pill at the bottom of her red wine, he said.

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

294 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:53:04am

Work seriously gets in the way of me and my peeps! Bye for now.

295 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:53:25am

re: #289 loppyd

I think his campaign has her muzzled.

So help me, I'd love to see a photo-shop of that.

296 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:53:27am

Bye, ya fat bastid!
MWAH

297 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:53:44am

re: #281 irish rose

I agree.
And this is an interesting discussion.

I stayed home for 20 years to take care of my three children. My ex and I both felt that it was the best thing for them, and there's no doubt in my mind that they benefitted from having a mom at home 24/7.
(snip)

Rose, consider taking all those skills you've learned and going into business for yourself. There is still decent money to be made at many things outside of a paid job.

And as far as your daughter goes - would you trade the time that you spent with your children for some "job security?" Knowing that once that time is gone you can never, ever get it back? And knowing that even the most "secure" job in America is one pink slip away from no job at all?

298 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:54:30am

re: #281 irish rose

As Lone Watie said, quotin a president, "Endeavor to persevere." It'll work out! ;)

299 fat bastard vegetarian  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:54:45am

re: #281 irish rose

Hi Rose...Purrrrrrr.

300 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:55:15am

re: #298 christheprofessor

BLINK

...and then we declared war on the white man!

301 Widow'smight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:55:50am

re: #275 galloping granny

Should be able to send something to you today.

If I send it by Donkey Cart express, will it be spring by the time it arrives? 75 today they're saying, another beautiful day here in the aftermath of the "Big" primary.

No more Obama ads on my country Station, hurray!

302 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:56:00am

re: #282 BabbaZee

Freak Weather Destroys Afghan poppies

CLIMATE CHANGE!


/Allah Gore must have willed it.

Oh dear. How terrible. Wait. . . . Afghan poppies. . . . wouldn't those be opium poppies. . . . . . the kind that they turn into heroin to sell on the streets of Hometown, USA? This wasn't freak weather! The Americans did it! (Or maybe it was the JOOOOOOS!)

303 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:56:14am

re: #285 BabbaZee

And yes, if McCain smoked they would be relentless!


If McCain belonged to a white supremecist "Christian Identity" church ....

[redacted]

You mean a church where he would sign his allegiance to another country like say.....Germany?

LOL

304 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:56:46am

re: #302 galloping granny

It wasn't the Jews, it was the ZIONISTS and their crazy hair rays! We're not Anti-Semites like those conservonazis are!

/lol

305 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:57:31am

re: #303 loppyd


Heil Myself!

306 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:57:34am

re: #279 BabbaZee

LOL

re: #280 loppyd

Okay, I should know this, but what is WAB? I don't think I should be putting my guesses on here!

307 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:57:37am

re: #293 storagemanager

[Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Since she never left her drinks unattended, I wonder how the bastard slipped it into them. Maybe paid the wait-staff?

If he cannot be prosecuted, I wonder what Tonya Harding is up to nowadays.

308 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:57:42am

re: #291 BabbaZee

If people can sue keyboard manufacturers for carpal tunnel, I should sue Larry Flynt...

309 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:57:58am

re: #302 galloping granny

Only the JOOOOS can control the weather LOL

310 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:58:06am

re: #308 christheprofessor

GAH!
lol

311 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:59:02am

re: #306 rightside

LOL

re: #280 loppyd

Okay, I should know this, but what is WAB? I don't think I should be putting my guesses on here!

WAB is the name I invented for Michelle Obama.

WhineyAssBitch.

312 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 5:59:11am

re: #301 Widow'smight

Should be able to send something to you today.

If I send it by Donkey Cart express, will it be spring by the time it arrives? 75 today they're saying, another beautiful day here in the aftermath of the "Big" primary.

No more Obama ads on my country Station, hurray!

It is spring now! 81 here today. Been in the 70's all week. The 'maters and peppers have taken up residence outdoors during the day. Found the forsythia blooming on Garden Hill when I hiked (miracle!) up there day before yesterday. The first daffodil is in bloom this morning.

313 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:00:16am

re: #2 BlueCanuck

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into them I will never know.

------Groucho Marx

One of the best vaudevillian comedians in my opinion. Goooood Morning LGF!

I love to quote Groucho, and refer to it as "Marxism".

314 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:00:16am

re: #311 MandyManners

Oh damn! then I was close... Thanks!

315 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:00:20am

re: #305 BabbaZee


Heil Myself!

Even when I was too little to grasp the magnitude of what Hitler did he scared the crap out of me - as did the swastika.

316 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:00:54am

re: #3 hayseed

from the last thread it's ice age we have to worry about

That movie wasn't that bad, as far as recent non-Pixar animated movies go, but I didn't bother with the sequels.

317 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:01:14am

re: #297 galloping granny

Rose, consider taking all those skills you've learned and going into business for yourself. There is still decent money to be made at many things outside of a paid job.

And as far as your daughter goes - would you trade the time that you spent with your children for some "job security?" Knowing that once that time is gone you can never, ever get it back? And knowing that even the most "secure" job in America is one pink slip away from no job at all?

Honestly? No.
But it's also very hard to watch your kids suffer under the burden of poverty.

318 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:01:31am

re: #8 Teacake!

What I don't understand is why with all the scary developments about obama, why hill isn't having a bigger lead.

Because there are also a buttload of scary things about her?

319 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:01:46am

Americans hoard food as industry seeks regs


Farmers and food executives appealed fruitlessly to federal officials yesterday for regulatory steps to limit speculative buying that is helping to drive food prices higher. Meanwhile, some Americans are stocking up on staples such as rice, flour and oil in anticipation of high prices and shortages spreading from overseas.


/I am telling you the truth.

320 reine.de.tout  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:03:04am

Good morning, all!

So, this morning I open up my local newspaper and see a letter to the editor about . . . creationism vs. evolution. Anyone want to discuss?

(see Reine duck and leave quickly)

321 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:03:15am

Good morning y'all from a mild (63 degrees, going up to 75 degrees) partly sunny Charlotte!

How is everyone this morning?

322 Widow'smight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:05:04am

re: #292 MandyManners

Here's a song for you then

Not all of us Ex-Men are that bad. My bride kinda likes her old Stallion.

323 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:05:08am

GOOD MORNING, LIZARDS! How about something really different for today's Michigan weather report? Sunny Day Walk.....

/Japanese Reggae Rap? Who knew?

324 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:05:14am

re: #318 JamesTKirk

Because there are also a buttload of scary things about her?

Because the Glowbama supporters only hear what they want to hear and reject the rest. If they look too closely at reality they might "knock the bloom off".

325 3 wood  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:05:18am

re: #267 loppyd

Why, that would be Boston, Chicago & Chicago my friend!

No!

Where are the NY Yankees?

326 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:05:33am

re: #320 reine.de.tout]

LOL

waste.
of.
time.

This episode of Divide and Conquer sponsored by
STAN.

327 tblot  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:05:46am

Good morning from raining but warming pacific northwest

328 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:05:47am

{3 wood}

329 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:06:04am

re: #321 realwest


Morning real, doing great, how are you?

330 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:06:13am

re: #323 Grammy Cracker

Now THAT's different, lol

331 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:06:14am

re: #320 reine.de.tout

Good morning, all!

So, this morning I open up my local newspaper and see a letter to the editor about . . . creationism vs. evolution. Anyone want to discuss?

(see Reine duck and leave quickly)

NO!

332 lawhawk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:06:30am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. It would appear that sane heads in Jerusalem are finally waking up to the horror show that is the Olmert government. He appears all too willing to make concessions to mortal enemies of Israel with absolutely nothing but good faith in return.

That's not grounds for peace. It's a suicide pact.

333 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:06:46am

re: #311 MandyManners

Greenhearted for reference.

334 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:07:27am

re: #325 3 wood Good morning my friend, how are you today?
And, just to like, ya know, let you know, nobody likes a smartass!

NEW YORK GIANTS RULE - BRAGGING RIGHTS FOREVER!

335 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:07:30am

re: #300 BabbaZee

Heh. Dyin' ain't much of a livin'...

336 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:07:40am

re: #332 lawhawk

That's not grounds for peace. It's a suicide pact.

Now there's something they have in common with their enemies. Negotiations work in finding common ground!

///

337 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:08:00am

YO BABBA!

338 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:08:10am
339 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:08:22am

re: #335 christheprofessor

the BEST western, ever

340 Widow'smight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:08:26am

re: #312 galloping granny


Cool! My Forsythias are almost done. Planted the White Dahlias in between the climbing roses. I planted some Tomatoes yesterday.

341 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:08:33am

re: #327 tblot Good morning back atcha! How are you today?

342 3 wood  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:08:57am

re: #321 realwest

Hey real, have you got your email fixed yet?

343 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:09:04am

re: #332 lawhawk

....I am not insane, most excellent Festus.

344 3 wood  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:09:17am

re: #328 BabbaZee

Hi Babba.

345 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:10:00am

re: #329 rightside Hey there righside! I'm doing ok, just gonna have to take a phone call in a while, and a tad anxious about what tomorrow brings, but otherwise I'm just fine.
Thanks for asking!

346 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:10:39am

re: #345 realwest

Hey there righside! I'm doing ok, just gonna have to take a phone call in a while, and a tad anxious about what tomorrow brings, but otherwise I'm just fine.
Thanks for asking!

You're in my prayers.

347 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:11:40am

re: #324 irish rose

Because the Glowbama supporters only hear what they want to hear and reject the rest.

That describes the supporters of all three candidates.

348 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:11:46am

re: #332 lawhawk

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. It would appear that sane heads in Jerusalem are finally waking up to the horror show that is the Olmert government. He appears all too willing to make concessions to mortal enemies of Israel with absolutely nothing but good faith in return.

That's not grounds for peace. It's a suicide pact.

Withdraw from the Golan? He's insane.

349 Widow'smight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:12:02am

re: #339 BabbaZee

I personally put that one second behind Rooster Cogburn. But that's me.

350 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:12:49am

re: #339 BabbaZee Yup, it are! And that's a field that's really crowded with great films, too! Read somewhere that it was Clint's favorite film of all of the one's he's made, too!

351 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:12:55am

re: #315 loppyd

{teeny spleeny}

352 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:13:04am

re: #332 lawhawk

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. It would appear that sane heads in Jerusalem are finally waking up to the horror show that is the Olmert government. He appears all too willing to make concessions to mortal enemies of Israel with absolutely nothing but good faith in return.

That's not grounds for peace. It's a suicide pact.

Surprised Babs didn't respond to "Horror Show" with a link to "The Time Warp" or sumfin'.

353 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:13:08am
Iranians do not hold a positive view on the Chinese products, head of Trade Development Organization of Iran said on Wednesday.

Speaking On the sideline of a meeting of United Nation Conference on Trade and Development (UNCTAD) in Accra, Ghana, Mehdi Ghazanfari, who is taking part in the event, disclosed that presence of low-quality Chinese goods on Iranian markets have made people change their views on the Chinese products.

He also conferred with some high ranking Chinese officials and called for a halt to export of low-quality Chinese goods to the Islamic Republic.


[Link: www2.irna.com...]

354 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:13:20am

re: #350 realwest

I can't say I blame him. It's a great film.

355 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:13:37am

re: #352 JamesTKirk

I'm a little off today lol

356 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:13:59am

re: #353 storagemanager

I thought everything was made in China these days.

357 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:14:07am

re: #349 Widow'smight

I am not a huge fan of westerns as a rule but I like that one too

358 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:14:10am

re: #343 BabbaZee

....I am not insane, most excellent Festus.

Miss Kitty cound not be reaced to comment.

359 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:14:14am

re: #317 irish rose

Honestly? No.
But it's also very hard to watch your kids suffer under the burden of poverty.

Rose, if your skills are as you described, and I have no reason to think otherwise, I sure wish you lived near enough to work for us! People with life experience generally make much better employees, and the kids coming right out of school these days are nearly unemployable. They are functionally illiterate and convinced that I somehow owe them a job. We have had *kids* who were genuinely shocked when we fired them for not coming to work. The attitude is 'hey, I was here three days last week. That's more than half!'

/Generalizing, but not by much....

360 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:14:15am

BONUS!

I have to make a Staples run.

Get ready Sharpies, here I come.....LOL

BBL

361 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:15:23am

re: #345 {realwest}

You are in my prayers this morning, handsome.

Off now.

BBL

362 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:16:28am

re: #342 3 wood Huh? My e-mail's been working ok - just went out for a stroll one day and then came right back in!
Have you sent me an e-mail that didn't get through- recently?

363 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:16:38am
Withdraw from the Golan? He's insane.

Politically speaking he is straight up following the Baker Plan (and has been for a long time) and so are we.

Biblically speaking
as it is written so we will see it being done.

364 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:17:22am

re: #358 storagemanager

LOL!

365 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:17:26am

re: #317 irish rose

Honestly? No.
But it's also very hard to watch your kids suffer under the burden of poverty.

I raised four as a single mother. Money was always tight. I could give you a litany of my children's "sufferings" but in all honesty the biggest "suffering" they ever complained of was having to eat homemade cookies while their friends got nice store-bought ones.

My children learned some precious things that all the money in the world would never have taught them: how to do a days work, how to take responsibility for themselves and their own actions, how to budget & shop, how to save for what they wanted rather than buy on credit.

Stop whining and start setting an example for your children!

366 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:17:26am

re: #330 BabbaZee

Now THAT's different, lol

I thought so, too! Amazing what you can find with a single word and a search engine.....

Wait...I'm telling this to the queen of the search engines! LOL

/How's by you today, Babba? Good, I hope!

367 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:17:37am

re: #353 storagemanager

They must have gotten a less-than-satisfactory shipment of fuzzy, google-eyed pencil toppers and stress relief balls.

So sad.

368 3 wood  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:17:58am

re: #334 realwest

And, just to like, ya know, let you know, nobody likes a smartass!

:)

But don;t be planning on spending much time watching the Yanks in the playoffs this fall. They beat the White Sox last night yes, but they should have scored 20 runs on Contreras.

Contrereas is through, I wanted to go grab a bat and hit against him last night. He's at the same stage Mussina is, getting some outs with craftiness and pure stupidity by the hitters. That, and contreras was throwing a spitter they called a "forkball" last night.

He threw one last night to Abreu where I could see him loading up the ball on the tv. How he kept a straight face I'll never know. Ball broke down from neck high to the ankles in about 5 feet of horizontal travel.

That was a real good spitter.

369 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:18:34am

re: #347 JamesTKirk

That describes the supporters of all three candidates.



144,000 updings

The evil of three lessers.

370 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:18:41am

re: #357 BabbaZee Didja ever see "Tombstone" with Val Kilmer and a crew of dozens?! Also one of the top ten westerns of all time.

371 3 wood  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:18:59am

re: #335 christheprofessor

Hey Chris, I'm doing finals this week. How
bout you?

372 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:19:04am

re: #366 Grammy Cracker

I've been better, but I've been worse too!

373 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:19:23am

re: #370 realwest

Didja ever see "Tombstone" with Val Kilmer and a crew of dozens?! Also one of the top ten westerns of all time.

YES I really love that one too

374 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:19:23am

re: #364 BabbaZee


LOL!


lol back at you.

375 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:19:31am

re: #339 BabbaZee

Yup. I've read that at the time, it had the hightest body count of any movie ever made. Also that Clint never killed an Indian in all the Westerns he made...

376 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:20:18am

My favorite western remains "Blazing Saddles".

377 Widow'smight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:20:21am

re: #357 BabbaZee

Might be because she's my favorite actress, he's my favorite actor.

Plus, it was funny the way she put him in his place, and how she brought out the kindness of the big guy, without messing up his tough side.

Just like my wife

378 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:20:25am

re: #361 loppyd Hey {loppyd} thanks a lot!
Never saw anyone so excited about a Staples run!
Whaddya they doing, giving away free stuff?!

379 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:20:27am

BabbaZee..thanks for the post on food..just told wife...time to check the basement.

380 3 wood  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:20:59am

re: #362 realwest


I sent you several last week.

381 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:21:49am

re: #365 galloping granny

Excuse me?

382 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:22:04am

re: #372 BabbaZee

I've been better, but I've been worse too!

Wishing you lots more *better* days, and no more *worse* ones! {Babba}

383 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:23:26am

re: #321 realwest

I'm doing damn good realwest,and you

384 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:23:53am

re: #376 JamesTKirk

My favorite western remains "Blazing Saddles".

Mongo just a pawn in lifes game

385 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:24:31am

re: #368 3 wood LOL! He threw 'em when he was - briefly - with the Yankees, too! LOL!
BTW - have you had troubles reaching me by e-mail?!

386 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:24:49am

re: #382 Grammy Cracker

{MWAH}

/it's the only video with that song posted!

387 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:25:14am

re: #379 storagemanager

BabbaZee..thanks for the post on food..just told wife...time to check the basement.

me too

388 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:25:16am

Bad storms coming...yeah an excuse to shoot pool in the basement.

389 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:26:04am

re: #371 3 wood

Howdy there, Bud. How are ya?

Got a stack of term papers to grade and finals in a week or so... :(

They say that documentation is the castor oil of programming. Well, grading is the castor oil of teaching...

390 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:26:47am

Great Morning Lizards!

391 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:27:13am

re: #377 Widow'smight

{widow}

392 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:27:24am

re: #369 BabbaZee


144,000 updings

The evil of three lessers.

Who you gonna vote for in 2008? Here are your three choices...

/Merciful God, save us!

393 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:28:08am

re: #376 JamesTKirk

The Remnant

394 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:28:20am

re: #392 Grammy Cracker

Ron Paul. Shemp FTW.

/ j/k

395 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:28:37am

re: #386 BabbaZee


{MWAH}

/it's the only video with that song posted!

Cool! I'm a big tough chick with a metal cone bra, too.

/Okay, not really. But I am very tall.... LOL

396 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:28:44am

spotters needed...well...I may be flying later.

397 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:28:52am

re: #373 BabbaZee Why goodness gracious you DO have great taste in Westerns! LOL!

398 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:30:02am

re: #397 realwest

Why thank you suh

399 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:30:42am

re: #394 laZardo

Ron Paul. Shemp FTW.

/ j/k

I've posted that link before, just because it still cracks me up. We also have a vote for Nader as Shemp. Someone needs to tell the artist....

/If it wasn't so damned spot on, it would be REALLY funny!

400 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:30:50am

re: #380 3 wood SHIT!
Gotta go check my spam blocker - could ya re-send them in about 30 minutes or so? Please?!

401 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:31:08am
Gas prices push further above $3.50 a gallon, while oil nears $120 on weaker dollar

[Link: biz.yahoo.com...]

402 paxnhymn  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:32:08am

re: #400 realwest

SHIT!
Gotta go check my spam blocker - could ya re-send them in about 30 minutes or so? Please?!

3 wood shit? MAN! that would hurt!


:-D

403 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:32:18am

BabbaZee...we were not crazy heh?

404 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:32:22am

re: #380 3 wood Actually, if you have the time, could ya send 'em now?! Thanks!

405 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:33:17am

re: #403 storagemanager

BabbaZee...we were not crazy heh?

Well, you probably still were, but that doesn't mean you were wrong.... LOL

406 3 wood  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:33:20am

re: #385 realwest

He threw 'em when he was - briefly - with the Yankees, too! LOL!
BTW - have you had troubles reaching me by e-mail?!

Many pitchers wet wone up fromt ime to time, but Contreras was abusing the option last night.

By the way baseball fans, any time you see a pitch that drops from the neck to the ankles, it's not a "forkball", it's not a "split finger fastball", it's not a "knuckle curve", it's a spitter. You can't even make a scuff ball drop that fast.

And I'm not talking about things I think I know, I'm talking about things I've done. I've thrown them all, in competition. The hardest part of throwing a spitter, once you get the feel of how to do it, is keep a straight face in front of the ump.

Only way you can get a ball to drop that much that fast is with a little assistance.

Real, I'll send you another email. I think you did not get one or two.

407 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:33:39am
Don't Tase me Mo!
Wednesday morning fatwa bait.

[Link: mypetjawa.mu.nu...]

408 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:33:41am

re: #383 hayseed Hey my friend, I'm doing ok, glad to see that your screws aren't loose anymore! Seriously, pleased that you're feeling so much better!

409 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:33:44am

re: #403 storagemanager

I get my knowledge from afar;
I will ascribe justice to my Maker.
~ Job 36:3

;~}

410 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:33:50am

re: #399 Grammy Cracker

I wonder who could've said Nader was Shemp though.

/oh wait...

411 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:34:44am

re: #387 BabbaZee Uh, WHAT post on food?!

412 Widow'smight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:34:49am

re: #401 storagemanager

Why can't we go after the 1 trillion barrels (or whatever) in the US?

Or open up some of the many capped Wells?

Inquiring minds need to know

413 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:35:29am

re: #410 laZardo

I wonder who could've said Nader was Shemp though.

/oh wait...

Was that YOU? I thought it was VegasRick.... Oh to have now the brain cells I killed in my youth..... LOL

414 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:35:44am

re: #396 storagemanager

spotters needed...well...I may be flying later.

Again?

415 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:36:16am

Terrorist for Obama...we bomb for him!...

While US Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama leads rival Hillary Clinton in the polls, Palestinians in Gaza are launching their own attempt to boost his campaign.

obomba is the man! [Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]

416 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:36:32am

re: #411 realwest

Uh, WHAT post on food?!

417 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:36:47am

re: #414 MandyManners

Again?

Ozzie's been flying high since, oh, about 1960, hasn't he? LOL

418 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:37:34am

re: #412 Widow'smight

Why can't we go after the 1 trillion barrels (or whatever) in the US?

Or open up some of the many capped Wells?

Inquiring minds need to know

Because I think we are preparing for war.

419 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:38:45am

re: #415 storagemanager

Terrorist for Obama...we bomb for him!...

obomba is the man! [Link: gatewaypundit.blogspot.com...]

Vote for Obomba or we keel you! Well, we keel you anyway, but....

420 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:38:59am

Good Morning Lizards! It's another glorious day in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland --so far.

Don't you think it would be nice if Charles added a "BOOK" category to the linkys?

How are you all on the DDT --and what are we talking about?

421 galloping granny  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:39:12am

re: #381 irish rose

Excuse me?

I said - stop whining about suddenly being "poor" and unable to find a job and do like generations of women have done before you: Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, tighten your belt and your backbone and set a good example for your children of how to deal with the adversity that comes to everyone sooner or late.

The material things your children are being "deprived" of right now are in the end nothing more than dust they will not even recall in twenty years. Your example they will model and take to their graves.

422 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:39:33am
Dhimmis roll over for all Islamic demands on our civilization. Dhimmis are aiding and abetting implementation of Sharia inch by inch. We are losing the war of annihilation due to the dhimmis, not the Muslims. It is not that Islam is so strong, but that we are so weak. We are weak because we are ignorant.

[Link: www.newenglishreview.org...]

423 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:39:52am

Gotta run some errands...

BBL.

You all have a wonderful day!

424 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:41:00am

re: #421 galloping granny

My respect for you grows on a daily basis.

425 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:41:18am

re: #416 BabbaZee

A friend of mine works for krogers inspecting thier processing plants.
I asked about shortages and he said not to worry.

426 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:41:22am

Folks, two predictions, and ya heard 'em here first:

1) The world will not end within the next, say, 50 years.

2) There will be no food riots in the United States of America any time in the next, say, 50 years.

427 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:41:42am

re: #420 ggt

Good Morning Lizards! It's another glorious day in the Very Far Western Suburbs of Chicagoland --so far.

Don't you think it would be nice if Charles added a "BOOK" category to the linkys?

How are you all on the DDT --and what are we talking about?

High gas prices, bad weather and the evil of three lessers running for POTUS. All caught up now....

/Good Morning, GGT!

428 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:42:27am

re: #417 Grammy Cracker

Ozzie's been flying high since, oh, about 1960, hasn't he? LOL

I wonder how much he's spent on drugs during his life.

429 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:42:42am

re: #407 storagemanager

[Link: mypetjawa.mu.nu...]

[Link: img234.imageshack.us...]

[Link: img98.imageshack.us...]

430 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:42:49am

So, Hillary wins PA... I still believe that she is not going to win the nomination and in fact, I really don't want her to...

I think if she could come back and win the nom. she will be really tought to beat in a general election... Looking at all of the skeletons in Obama's closet and everything some oif think he stands for and against, I just think that in order to keep a Dem out of the White House, I would rather have Obama in the general election as opposed to Hillary...

431 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:43:09am

re: #426 Occasional Reader

Folks, two predictions, and ya heard 'em here first:

1) The world will not end within the next, say, 50 years.

2) There will be no food riots in the United States of America any time in the next, say, 50 years.

No one said any of that

432 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:44:44am

re: #428 MandyManners

I wonder how much he's spent on drugs during his life.

If I had the street value of about a month's worth, I could probably get..... just about anything I want or need!

433 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:44:45am

No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
~ Matthew 24:36

And if they say they do
they are full of shit.
~ Mishna Babba

434 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:44:49am

Our enemies may have a different view.

435 Widow'smight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:44:55am

re: #418 storagemanager

Unless they feel someone's going to attack the US, the war being brought to us right now is our spineless Rhinos and Dumbocrats putting this country in economic peril.

The Jihadis don't have to do anything but watch.

Drill our own Oil, lower the price of it. The Euros used to pay 3-4 times what we did for gas, now it's not even 2 times.

436 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:45:26am

re: #427 Grammy Cracker

Hey Grammy! How you doin' this morning?

I think the individual state gubernets should temporarily (well permanently) cease their tax on gas. I know Illinois has made enough this year.

437 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:46:04am

re: #426 Occasional Reader

49 years, 364 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 50 seconds later...

"Hah! I won the bet! You owe me twenty-"

*BANG*

438 Ben Hur  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:46:14am

Egyptian police shoot two African refugees attempting to cross into Israel

Egyptian police shot on Wednesday at two refugees from Sudan and Ghana who were trying to cross the border into Israel.

The two refugees were in critical condition, an Egyptian security official reported.

The wounded men, who were in their 20s and 30s, were taken to El-Arish Hospital.

Egyptian security forces have killed 11 refugees trying to cross the border, most of them African, this year.

George Bush hates Black people.

International/Israeli/US silence over these crimes is disgusting.

439 irish rose  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:46:18am

re: #421 galloping granny

I said - stop whining about suddenly being "poor" and unable to find a job and do like generations of women have done before you: Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, tighten your belt and your backbone and set a good example for your children of how to deal with the adversity that comes to everyone sooner or late.

The material things your children are being "deprived" of right now are in the end nothing more than dust they will not even recall in twenty years. Your example they will model and take to their graves.


Last night I was an arrogant drama queen, and today I'm a lousy parent who sets a poor example for her children. Okee dokee.

This is why I don't go to church any more.

Later, lizards.

440 Ben Hur  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:46:36am

And Boker effen Tov

441 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:47:13am

re: #433 BabbaZee

No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
~ Matthew 24:36

And if they say they do
they are full of shit.
~ Mishna Babba


Matthew 24: 32 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh:

33So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors.

442 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:47:46am

re: #437 laZardo

lol

443 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:48:18am

Shall I try that link again?

444 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:48:21am

re: #419 Grammy Cracker

Have you seen this Little Kid threatening to kill Bush? He gives his endorsement for Obama near the end of the video.

LIL'OBAMA

445 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:48:38am

JUDAH!

Prepare the Zionist Death Ray!

446 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:48:45am

re: #433 BabbaZee

No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
~ Matthew 24:36

And if they say they do
they are full of shit.
~ Mishna Babba

I LOVE it! ROFL

I can't believe I'm gonna quote Ron Gettelfinger here, but this is good. He likes to say "Those who say don't know and those who know don't say." Applies in this case, too.

447 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:48:58am

re: #441 storagemanager

eyes to see

448 Ben Hur  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:49:30am
"It is a legitimate question to ask about the commander in chief: Is he fit to serve," said Robert Schriebman, a senior Pentagon tax advisor and tax attorney who recently retired as a judge advocate for a unit of the California National Guard.

[Link: www.latimes.com...]

These people really hold history in contempt.

449 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:49:52am

Hey Babba! Thanks for the heads-up yesterday.

450 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:49:57am
A point of “No Return” is approaching, faster than ever. Two weeks ago Iran’s martyrdom seeking leadership announced that an additional 6,000 uranium refining centrifuges were being added to the push to take their country nuclear. Iran’s leaders’ intentions are not peaceful. Iran is building nuclear weapons and will use them as soon as they have them. There is no meaningful or effective effort to prevent Iran from achieving its goal. Any overthrow of Iran’s radical rulers is a figment of Secretary of State Rice’s imagination. Based upon a review of multiple, public “status reports” and a feeling for historical significance, I believe that mid-September, 2010 is the drop-dead date. By then I expect that Israel, back-to-the-wall, out-of-options and out-of-time, will attack Iran in an attempt to seriously setback that country’s atomic bomb building project. With equal conviction I believe that Iran shares my view. Anticipating an Israeli attack, Iran may launch a pre-emptive strike. Every time Iran’s leaders’ speeches mock Israel’s belligerence, they are building their case justifying such an attack.

[Link: www.newmediajournal.us...]

451 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:49:58am

re: #448 Ben Hur

To hold History in contempt is to hold GOD in contempt.

same same

452 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:50:29am

re: #449 ggt

{ggt}

453 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:50:39am

re: #447 BabbaZee

eyes to see

So, world (as we know it) ending soon... yes, or no?

Stop being coy!

454 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:51:54am

re: #444 ethanxxx

Have you seen this Little Kid threatening to kill Bush? He gives his endorsement for Obama near the end of the video.

LIL'OBAMA

The site's timing out this morning, but I'll try later. I haven't seen it, but - sadly! - it doesn't surprise me.

455 Ben Hur  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:52:17am

re: #445 BabbaZee

JUDAH!

Prepare the Zionist Death Ray!

ALways cocked and ready!

what?

456 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:52:44am

And is "putteth" really a word? It sounds like a Jacobian golfing term.

457 reine.de.tout  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:52:54am

re: #281 irish rose

. . . I'm now a 47-year old single mom trying to finish raising my children solo, and I'm having a very hard time re-entering the workforce with a 20 year gap in my work history. I have the skills that many employers are looking for, but that 20 year gap in my work history is insurmountable when I'm competing with college students half my age and people who have been in the workforce for years with no gaps in their work history.

I have 30 years HR experience, as HR Director for a large employer. Here is what you have that younger folks don't have: Stability, maturity in your ability to deal with people and crises, committment to the job, committment to coming to work every day as you are not out partying and won't be calling in sick every Monday, probably the ability to work whatever hours your employer needs you to work since your children are old enough to care for themselves (but no one will ask you that question).

You have a lot going for you and you need to bring those things up in an interview, even if the employer doesn't.

458 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:52:54am

re: #453 Occasional Reader

So, world (as we know it) ending soon... yes, or no?

Stop being coy!

The world I knew already ended
I am in generation HO here, LOL!


anyway
The so called "end of days" is a not an end.

It is a transformation, a birth.

Currently we are in labor.

How long that labor lasts is up to GOD

459 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:52:59am

re: #455 Ben Hur

Are we continuing last night's penis thread?

460 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:53:31am

re: #455 Ben Hur

lolololololololol

461 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:53:33am

re: #455 Ben Hur

ALways cocked and ready!

what?

You're flagrantly violating the Second Rule of Zionist Death Ray Safety.

462 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:53:53am
The recent meeting between former President Jimmy Carter and Hamas leader Khaled Mashaal in Damascus has once again highlighted the perils of negotiating with terrorists. Carter emerged from that meeting and declared that Hamas, under certain conditions, was prepared to recognize Israel. Like so many other naïve idealists, he does not understand that Hamas was, is and remains an uncompromising jihadist organization bent on the conquest of its neighbor, regardless of what it says.

[Link: www.newmediajournal.us...]

463 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:54:20am

re: #458 BabbaZee

The world I knew already ended
I am in generation HO here, LOL!

Right, 'cause everyone was so innocent and pure back in the 70s.... [cough]

:p

464 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:54:24am

re: #457 reine.de.tout

With the gap in your work history you should be a "cheaper" hire, putting you on par with the college students. I don't think it's your age that is holding you back . . .

465 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:54:56am

Morning. I can spend a few quick minutes here before I have to prep for a meeting tomorrow.

I'm dying to ask: Have any lizard males had any problems with African sorcerers?

466 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:54:59am

re: #463 Occasional Reader

You know what I mean
Compared to now
we were damn innocent

467 Ben Hur  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:55:26am

Denmark evacuates embassy staff over cartoon row

This is why the Euros and the UN keep telling Israel to fold up the tent.

One bomb, the UN runs.

A cartoon, the Danish run.

Israel has no choice but to stay and fight, yet gets lectured by countries like New Zealand, you know, countries on the front lines.

468 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:55:49am

re: #439 irish rose

why was rose being a drama queen?

469 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:56:20am

re: #463 Occasional Reader

Right, 'cause everyone was so innocent and pure back in the 70s.... [cough]

:p

Well, I certainly was...

/pfft, yeah, right...LOL

470 Ma Sands  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:56:25am

Concerning Charles' quote up there,

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.

— Groucho Marx


'Mornin'. :)

471 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:56:34am

re: #466 BabbaZee

You know what I mean
Compared to now
we were damn innocent

Really? I'm not so sure about that. A lot more hard drugs around back then, I think.

472 mama winger  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:56:48am

re: #453 Occasional Reader

So, world (as we know it) ending soon... yes, or no?

Stop being coy!

(butting in to the conversation here)

There are events and movements that were foretold. We are also told to prepare. I am prepared. Whether or not the earth as we know it is here in 50-100 years, I do not know. But I do know this:

My life will end before that, and so will yours. I am prepared either way. For us, our world will end, as we know it - within that time frame.

473 formercorpsman  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:56:51am

Karradine (((((echo, echo, echo....

474 reine.de.tout  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:57:14am

re: #464 ggt

With the gap in your work history you should be a "cheaper" hire, putting you on par with the college students. I don't think it's your age that is holding you back . . .

That was Irish Rose trying to get a job - I guess you're adding to my list?

475 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:57:35am

The end of the family was the last attack on the world I knew.

476 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:57:42am

re: #469 Grammy Cracker

I was born in 1964 and spent the 70's in Catholic School. I can honestly say, I was niave and innocent. It's the 80's that did me in.

I blame it on shoulder pads, bad music and permed hair.

ha

477 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:57:59am

re: #465 vxbush

Morning. I can spend a few quick minutes here before I have to prep for a meeting tomorrow.

I'm dying to ask: Have any lizard males had any problems with African sorcerers?

No. They all have lined their undies with tin foil.

478 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:58:15am

re: #469 Grammy Cracker

Well, I certainly was...

/pfft, yeah, right...LOL


LOLOLOLOLOL

The culture around us hadn't quite degraded to the staggeringly low point it has today is all

479 mama winger  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:58:22am

re: #470 Ma Sands

Concerning Charles' quote up there,

'Mornin'. :)

I like books. I like dogs. I like books about dogs, and I like dogs who chew books.

morning Ma - I gotta run. .......

480 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:58:41am

re: #477 MandyManners

I had to ding you up for that one. I may have just snorted some of my tea.

Excuse me....

481 Ben Hur  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:58:49am

I always miss the penis threads.

:(

482 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:59:11am

re: #474 reine.de.tout

Now, I am really confused --I thought I replied to her. It's morning--forgive me.

what list?

483 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:59:29am

Good morning all.

Oklahoma Governor, Democrat Brad Henry, came out yesterday to endorse Obama.

I guess he wanted to prove he doesn't cling to guns or religion.

Friggen democrats.

484 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:59:30am

re: #480 vxbush

I had to ding you up for that one. I may have just snorted some of my tea.

Excuse me....

LOL!

485 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:59:31am

re: #472 mama winger

There are events and movements that were foretold.

As you doubtless know, I disagree.

My life will end before that, and so will yours.

Speak for yourself! I'm chowing down on wheat germ... live to be 120, so I will...

486 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:59:32am

re: #472 mama winger

Amen
{mama!}

487 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:59:43am

re: #481 Ben Hur

I always miss the penis threads.

:(

And, they miss you.

488 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 6:59:48am

re: #466 BabbaZee

The 50s or the 60s?

/misses the 80s

489 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:00:00am
However, if we take the time to read the book he wrote in 2004 – The Republic, Religions and Hope – and if we compare it to other statements, we soon perceive that the primary concern of Nicolas Sarkozy is Islam. His only reason for modifying the law of 1905 is to integrate Islam. The State will pay for mosques and the training of imams. The ghettoes will thus be pacified.

Beyond this policing effort, the President, indifferent to any revelation, hopes that the three religions of the Book come together to spread their common values on behalf of a humanistic globalization. His God is modernity, his God is the Republic....

[Link: www.newenglishreview.org...]

490 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:00:03am

re: #472 mama winger

I kinfd of fall along your lines Mama Winger... I think that there can be a number of interpretations regarding the end times... Each of us will experience our end times when God calls us home... The Earth will also pass away in the scientific sense but I don't believe for billions of years... Thus I equate the end of the world to each human being's own passing, being called home by God.

491 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:00:04am

re: #485 Occasional Reader

I hope you do go to 120!

492 adragonknowsbest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:00:08am

re: #450 storagemanager


Hmmmm....I wonder if Israel will take out Iran's nukes just like they did to Iraq back in the early 1980's. How come nobody in the MSM ever brought up that point, that Saddam Hussein was acquiring nuclear technology from the French (Chirac) back in the 1970's? Had to find that out for myself....

Anyway I'm sure Israel will take care of Iran. They're a badass lil' country. I just hope we fully back them.

493 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:00:16am

re: #472 mama winger

I'm waiting for the rapture

in the blink of an eye

494 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:00:17am

re: #488 laZardo

70's

495 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:00:22am

re: #477 MandyManners

No. They all have lined their undies with tin foil.

Hey, once you go foil, you never go back.

496 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:00:40am

re: #485 Occasional Reader

I'm thinking I'll barely make 70, and I'll probably make a fortune betting against all these "predictions." (:

497 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:01:02am

re: #493 hayseed

I'm waiting for the rapture

in the blink of an eye

So who are you going to leave your tennisshoes to? If you specify it now, it will avoid arguments later.

498 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:01:39am

re: #481 Ben Hur

I always miss the penis threads.

:(

You never know when they'll pop up. It's almost like they have a mind of their own.

499 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:01:43am

re: #493 hayseed

I'm waiting for the rapture

My advice: Don't hold your breath.

Sorry, just callin' it like I see it.

500 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:01:48am
Israel Resumes Fuel Shipments to Gaza, Hamas Sends a Bouquet of Qassam Rockets as a "Thank You"....

[Link: www.weaselzippers.net...]

501 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:02:01am

re: #478 BabbaZee

LOLOLOLOLOL

The culture around us hadn't quite degraded to the staggeringly low point it has today is all

I agree. And though I went to public school, my propaganda was interspersed with real education.

/save the planet! We're all going to die from a New Ice Age....

502 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:02:02am

Lance! How you doin'?

503 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:02:03am

re: #495 LanceKates

Hey, once you go foil, you never go back.

Kinda' perilous if you sit in the sun. Steamy!

504 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:02:31am

re: #498 JamesTKirk

You never know when they'll pop up. It's almost like they have a mind of their own.

What a flaccid argument.

505 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:02:48am

re: #503 MandyManners

ooooohhhhhhh!

506 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:03:03am

re: #502 ggt

I'm doing decent, you?

507 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:03:05am

re: #503 MandyManners

Kinda' perilous if you sit in the sun. Steamy!

Especially if you use Heavy Duty Reynold's. They hold up better.

508 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:03:09am

re: #499 Occasional Reader

I agree

509 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:03:20am

I love when people write..that won't happen...gee...like four jets that changed the world as we knew it?

510 Nevergiveup  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:03:20am

re: #483 LanceKates

Good morning all.

Oklahoma Governor, Democrat Brad Henry, came out yesterday to endorse Obama.

I guess he wanted to prove he doesn't cling to guns or religion.

Friggen democrats.

When he endorsed Obama, did he point out which piece of original legislation convinced him to do so? Did he Point out which legislative initiative of Obama's he admired most? Did he point out which courageous stand Obama took which influenced his decision? I'll wait here till hell freezes over for the answer?

511 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:03:23am

re: #506 LanceKates

hangin' in there. thanks.

512 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:04:10am

re: #504 Occasional Reader

re: #498 JamesTKirk
You never know when they'll pop up. It's almost like they have a mind of their own.

What a flaccid argument.

The problem is, you can't have a penis thread without a couple of nuts showing up.

513 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:04:10am

re: #492 adragonknowsbest

I think Israel will step things up by summer, after the Bush visit and the 60th Anniversary celebrations.

514 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:04:17am

re: #505 ggt

ooooohhhhhhh!

Last night's penis thread was a hoot!

515 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:04:24am

re: #503 MandyManners

Sitting in the sun is what allows it all to happen!

I remember reading a story about a guy who sat on a beach chair with wooden slats. The chait was hot and he fell asleep, his 'special area' falling between the slats, which compressed with the change in temperature.

He got stuck.

516 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:04:26am

re: #483 LanceKates

Good morning all.

Oklahoma Governor, Democrat Brad Henry, came out yesterday to endorse Obama.

I guess he wanted to prove he doesn't cling to guns or religion.

Friggen democrats.

Oklahoma, where the wind goes sweeping through his brain

517 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:04:30am

re: #497 vxbush

geeees if I had the date I would have a yard sale the day before,lol

518 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:04:36am

How come the dog always wait to tell me they want to go out, after I sit at the computer and log-in?

They can wait, little buggers!

519 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:04:39am

re: #507 vxbush

Especially if you use Heavy Duty Reynold's. They hold up better.

Perforated before or after application?

520 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:04:47am

re: #471 Occasional Reader

The world around us had not degenerated to the degree it has now
the hedges were still there, clipped, but there

all frikkin mowed down now

521 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:05:17am

re: #515 LanceKates

No. Way.

522 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:05:31am

re: #515 LanceKates

Sitting in the sun is what allows it all to happen!

I remember reading a story about a guy who sat on a beach chair with wooden slats. The chait was hot and he fell asleep, his 'special area' falling between the slats, which compressed with the change in temperature.

He got stuck.

Ummm...how did he get unstuck?

523 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:05:38am

re: #501 Grammy Cracker

We're all going to die from a New Ice Age....

They were teaching me THAT at school back in the 70s.

I was pretty innocent in the 70s... due entirely to age. You can't be guilty of much at age 10. But I do recall things like... when the hippie-ish guy drove his van through the fence into the field across the street, and the cops spent the next hour looking for the smack he had thrown out the window. Haven't had that happen back in the old neighborhood in a long, long time.

524 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:05:41am

re: #512 JamesTKirk

So the dead thread is a penis thread?

525 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:06:00am

re: #516 Kosh's Shadow

Oklahoma, where the wind goes sweeping through his brain

I love it!

526 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:06:09am

re: #519 MandyManners

Perforated before or after application?

Up to the user. :D

527 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:06:50am

re: #524 redstateredneck

So the dead thread is a penis thread?

The thread before the dead thread.

528 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:06:59am

re: #510 Nevergiveup

When he endorsed Obama, did he point out which piece of original legislation convinced him to do so? Did he Point out which legislative initiative of Obama's he admired most? Did he point out which courageous stand Obama took which influenced his decision? I'll wait here till hell freezes over for the answer?

It's Democrat Governor Brad Henry. HE doesn't point out initiative, legislation or take stands on things except to say that he wants to be known as our "Education Governor" .. . well, I can safely say that I'm educated enough to not want him.

Democrats like him are ruining my state. In the past decade they've so boned up our budget that Roads and Bridges repair money goes to Education.... and our roads and bridges just get worse. A few people have been killed by pieces of bridges falling off and crushing them in their car.

"The wheels on the bus go round and round" . . . and so does liberal thinking.

529 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:00am

re: #524 redstateredneck

So the dead thread is a penis thread?

I wasn't around for last night's penis thread either. It came and went too fast, apparently.

530 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:08am

re: #512 JamesTKirk

The problem is, you can't have a penis thread without a couple of nuts showing up.

you're just letting it all hang out there, aren't you?

531 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:10am

re: #526 vxbush

Up to the user. :D

Now, that's just kinky.

532 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:13am

re: #523 Occasional Reader

I've been listening to all the earth day crap spouted during drive-time radio. Ways to help the environment and save money: Turn off the tap while you are brushing your teeth . . . .. It sounds like a 70's repeat.

533 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:15am

It is amazing...that after 9-11...people still don't understand..Islam is working 24/7 to kill us...they won't stop...ever.

534 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:31am

re: #507 vxbush

did you ever find what was wrong with your neck?

535 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:31am

re: #430 tfc3rid Good morning my friend - sorry to be so late getting back atcha, but I had to take a phone call from a good friend.
While I think Hillary would perhaps be tougher to beat, I think she'd be less unpalatable as a POTUS than would Obama.
And every darned "poll" I've seen has indicated that Black Dem's, if Obama is NOT nominated, simply won't vote at all - and that's a HUGE help to McCain, as Blacks have tended to vote at least 80% Democratic in the last 5 or 6 presidential elections.

536 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:33am

re: #527 MandyManners

The thread before the dead thread.

You hope for some probing commentary in a penis thread, but all too soon they go to seed (or so I've heard).

537 wahabicorridor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:37am

re: #425 hayseed

A friend of mine works for krogers inspecting thier processing plants.
I asked about shortages and he said not to worry.

Bullshit. Worry. I follow ag commodities as part of my job and hubby is a lobbyist for ag concerns.

There actually should be enough food - it's just that the price is thru the roof. There was a meeting with the commodoties boards regulators at which farmers begged them to look more closely at what is happening in the futures markets. They were blown off. The day prior to the meeting, the regulators said they don't know what is causing the market distortions but they know it's not the hedge fund guys.

What liars.

Some of what we think we're seeing at the individual shopping level is that expats from countries that are experiencing shortages, e.g., Filipinos living in the US, are buying up as much rice as they can find here and shipping it to families back home.

538 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:07:37am

re: #509 storagemanager

I love when people write..that won't happen...gee...like four jets that changed the world as we knew it?

If you had asked me 8 years ago, "will terrorists hijack passenger jets and attempt to use them as weapons?", I'd have said "probably, yes".

The risk was glaringly apparent to me every time I took off from Reagan DCA and overflew the Pentagon.

539 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:08:07am

re: #511 ggt

Good to hear :)

re: #516 Kosh's Shadow

Oklahoma, where the wind goes sweeping through his brain

But, we've got an NBA team now, so we're moving on up! Next, we'll get public transportation shoved down our throats and all the taxes that goes with it.

540 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:08:17am

re: #529 JamesTKirk

I wasn't around for last night's penis thread either. It came and went too fast, apparently.

premature thread?

541 sparrowlake  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:08:19am

Good morning rockin' reptiles.
Hey, is that a lizard on the window pane?

542 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:08:19am

re: #529 JamesTKirk

I wasn't around for last night's penis thread either. It came and went too fast, apparently.

Story of my life.

543 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:08:24am

re: #533 storagemanager

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun.
~Ecclesiastes 1:9


/Moses was gone a month and they were fornicating with golden beasts.

544 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:08:30am

re: #532 ggt

Turn off the tap while you are brushing your teeth . . . .. It sounds like a 70's repeat.

Exactly. We're living That 70s Show.

545 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:08:43am

re: #534 hayseed

did you ever find what was wrong with your neck?

Yes. A form of whiplash. I started PT yesterday and I've got a slew of exercises to do over the next two weeks.

546 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:08:57am

re: #534 hayseed

did you ever find what was wrong with your neck?

Oh--and thanks for asking. Quite kind of you.

547 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:09:07am
Terrorist Fundraisers for Obama By Patrick Poole FrontPageMagazine.com | Wednesday, April 23, 2008 Two years ago, Hatem El-Hady was the chairman of the Toledo, Ohio-based Islamic charity, Kindhearts, which was closed by the US government in February 2006 for terrorist fundraising and all its assets frozen. Today, El-Hady has redirected his fundraising efforts for his newest cause - Barack Obama for President. El-Hady has ...

[Link: patdollard.com...]

548 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:09:22am

re: #528 LanceKates

It's Democrat Governor Brad Henry. HE doesn't point out initiative, legislation or take stands on things except to say that he wants to be known as our "Education Governor" .. . well, I can safely say that I'm educated enough to not want him.

Democrats like him are ruining my state. In the past decade they've so boned up our budget that Roads and Bridges repair money goes to Education.... and our roads and bridges just get worse. A few people have been killed by pieces of bridges falling off and crushing them in their car.

"The wheels on the bus go round and round" . . . and so does liberal thinking.

Was the bridge that collapsed into the river a state bridge?

549 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:09:28am

re: #523 Occasional Reader

They were teaching me THAT at school back in the 70s.

I was pretty innocent in the 70s... due entirely to age. You can't be guilty of much at age 10. But I do recall things like... when the hippie-ish guy drove his van through the fence into the field across the street, and the cops spent the next hour looking for the smack he had thrown out the window. Haven't had that happen back in the old neighborhood in a long, long time.

Yeah, me too. It was the beginning of the *ecology* movement. I wanted to do a 20 mile walk-a-thon to save the planet. My mother said if I wanted to clean up the earth, I should start in my room......

/that woman just didn't understand political activism! LOL

550 coquimbojoe  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:10:07am

re: #529 JamesTKirk

I wasn't around for last night's penis thread either. It came and went too fast, apparently.

Threadus interruptus?

551 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:10:40am

re: #521 vxbush

No. Way.

re: #522 MandyManners

Ummm...how did he get unstuck?

here's the story. it wasn't the slats that shrunk, it was his 'area' that grew.

552 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:10:58am

Dedicated to Olmert GWB Condi and CO

woe unto youse MFers.

553 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:11:06am

re: #435 Widow'smightHey there my friend! It's not even a question of just drilling for our own oil, we really SERIOUSLY have to start looking at alternative fuel sources - the damn French get 70% of their electrical power from nuclear reactors. If the Saud's and other ME oil producers start to believe that the US is seriously looking to become oil independent, the price of a barrel of oil will drop like a freakin' stone.

554 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:11:10am

re: #536 JamesTKirk

You hope for some probing commentary in a penis thread, but all too soon they go to seed (or so I've heard).

You tell me.

555 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:11:12am

re: #550 coquimbojoe

Threadus interruptus?

I think they're just jerking us around.

556 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:11:12am

The most I remember from the ecology indoctrination in the 70's was the evil of spray cans.

557 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:11:32am

re: #551 LanceKates

here's the story. it wasn't the slats that shrunk, it was his 'area' that grew.

Then all they had to do was show him a picture of Hillary in a swimsuit.

558 loppyd  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:11:50am

re: #378 realwest

Hey {loppyd} thanks a lot!
Never saw anyone so excited about a Staples run!
Whaddya they doing, giving away free stuff?!

It feels free when I have a business check with me!

I showed restraint today, though....

559 coquimbojoe  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:11:55am

re: #551 LanceKates

here's the story. it wasn't the slats that shrunk, it was his 'area' that grew.

Shrinkage, scientifically proven.

560 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:12:08am

re: #538 Occasional Reader

If you had asked me 8 years ago, "will terrorists hijack passenger jets and attempt to use them as weapons?", I'd have said "probably, yes".

The risk was glaringly apparent to me every time I took off from Reagan DCA and overflew the Pentagon.

Then you must see.China,Russia,Iran,Syria, and Hugo...we are facing a challenge not seen since world war two.

561 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:12:10am

re: #555 JamesTKirk

you are on fire this morning --

562 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:12:46am

re: #539 LanceKates

Good to hear :)

re: #516 Kosh's Shadow


But, we've got an NBA team now, so we're moving on up! Next, we'll get public transportation shoved down our throats and all the taxes that goes with it.

Window dressing on a house in disorder?

563 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:12:59am

re: #532 ggt

I've been listening to all the earth day crap spouted during drive-time radio. Ways to help the environment and save money: Turn off the tap while you are brushing your teeth . . . .. It sounds like a 70's repeat.

My alarm clock wakes me with talk radio. On Sunday morning, the dim bulb host was prattling on about the glories of the new*squiggly* light bulbs and how they are helping to save the planet. He asked what other individuals were doing to save energy. I showed him my choice by turning the radio off.

564 Nevergiveup  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:13:03am

re: #557 JamesTKirk

Then all they had to do was show him a picture of Hillary in a swimsuit.

I was thinking naked but then the g-d dam thing would have just fallen off!

565 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:13:13am

re: #561 ggt

you are on fire this morning --

Just because I'm joking about penises does not give you the right to call me flaming.

566 ggt  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:13:47am

Well, Lizards, I have to take the dogs out and take my mid-morning nap start my day.

Have a good one!

567 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:14:07am

re: #549 Grammy Cracker

Yeah, me too. It was the beginning of the *ecology* movement. I wanted to do a 20 mile walk-a-thon to save the planet. My mother said if I wanted to clean up the earth, I should start in my room......

/that woman just didn't understand political activism! LOL

The Kid's school is teaching about Earth Day but, it's along the lines of being good stewards of God's creation.

568 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:14:11am

re: #548 MandyManners

Was the bridge that collapsed into the river a state bridge?

that one I don't know. We've had quite a few bridges in Oklahoma have chunks fall off.

It became big news here shortly after the bridge in St Paul, MN fell.

They don't have the money because the Democrats keep diverting all funds to education, which keeps going down (because they're spending the money on administration..... Oklahoma has twice the number of school districts as Texas.... with each district having an admin and assistant that make 100k between the two of them.)

They wanted to make an ADDITIONAL gas tax, with a 'promise' to spend it on roads and bridges. It got shot down with 85% of those voting saying "Not just no, but HELL no!"

569 Alouette  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:14:13am

re: #481 Ben Hur

I always miss the penis threads.

:(

The penis mightier than the sword.

570 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:14:33am

re: #550 coquimbojoe

Threadus interruptus?

It did seem to be cut short.

571 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:14:34am

re: #532 ggt

re: #523 Occasional Reader

I still turn off the water while brushing. Mainly to clip cents off the water bill. >_>

But seriously, I was heavily irradiated with Ecoprop in the 90s. And yes, I did like watching Captain Planet back in the day.

572 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:14:36am

re: #557 JamesTKirk

Then all they had to do was show him a picture of Hillary in a swimsuit.

it wasn't THAT part that got stuck.

Think beans, not frank.

573 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:14:59am

re: #559 coquimbojoe

Shrinkage, scientifically proven.

Whats-his-name from Seinfeld was right after all.

574 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:14:59am

re: #559 coquimbojoe

Shrinkage, scientifically proven.

They should send that man to Africa. Might do some good if he can teach the men there how life works.

575 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:15:04am

re: #570 MandyManners

It did seem to be cut short.

Some people blame the Jews for that, too.

576 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:15:27am

re: #551 LanceKates

here's the story. it wasn't the slats that shrunk, it was his 'area' that grew.

Don't know if I can bring myself to read it.

(How did they shrink his stuff?)

577 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:15:29am

re: #563 Grammy Cracker

Pwned.

/also, upding'd

578 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:15:57am

re: #448 Ben Hur Fucking scumbags are really starting to come out of the woodwork over McCain.
Mind you, he was a long way from my first choice for the Republican candidacy, but to challenge him, however obliquely, over his military record and whether or not he "deserves" his pension is truly LOW.
I'd expect better of the KosKidz frankly.

579 DesertSage  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:16:01am

Is everyone eating waffles this morning?

580 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:16:48am

re: #562 MandyManners

Window dressing on a house in disorder?

the house wouldn't be in disorder if it wasn't for these people thinking that quantity equals quality.

Some have said they want Okc to be "NYC of the Midwest!" . . . There's nothing wrong with how we are now. Get your hand out of my friggen pocket, hippie.

I live in a state that actually STOPPED a tax.... now they've passed a new one that I have to pay so that an NBA team doesn't have to pay any taxes for 10 or 15 years.

581 rightside  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:17:03am

re: #498 JamesTKirk

You never know when they'll pop up. It's almost like they have a mind of their own.

Why do you think men have two heads?

582 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:17:03am

re: #572 LanceKates

it wasn't THAT part that got stuck.

Think beans, not frank.

As in the famous zipper scene from "There's Something About Mary"?

583 Roger  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:17:11am

re: #579 DesertSage

They must be enjoying them. There are no more half-eaten ones on eBay.

584 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:17:18am

re: #576 MandyManners

Don't know if I can bring myself to read it.

(How did they shrink his stuff?)

didn't. cut the chair.

585 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:17:23am

re: #568 LanceKates

that one I don't know. We've had quite a few bridges in Oklahoma have chunks fall off.

It became big news here shortly after the bridge in St Paul, MN fell.

They don't have the money because the Democrats keep diverting all funds to education, which keeps going down (because they're spending the money on administration..... Oklahoma has twice the number of school districts as Texas.... with each district having an admin and assistant that make 100k between the two of them.)

They wanted to make an ADDITIONAL gas tax, with a 'promise' to spend it on roads and bridges. It got shot down with 85% of those voting saying "Not just no, but HELL no!"

There was a bridge over a river adjoining Arkansas that completely collapsed when a barge hit a pier. It's been within the past four years.

586 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:17:24am

re: #578 realwest

I'd expect better of the KosKidz frankly.

Given the stuff we've seen brought to Charles' attention, it could always be worse.

587 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:17:46am

re: #569 Alouette

The penis mightier than the sword.

LOL!

588 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:17:46am

re: #553 realwest

Hey there my friend! It's not even a question of just drilling for our own oil, we really SERIOUSLY have to start looking at alternative fuel sources - the damn French get 70% of their electrical power from nuclear reactors. If the Saud's and other ME oil producers start to believe that the US is seriously looking to become oil independent, the price of a barrel of oil will drop like a freakin' stone.

I did hear this morning that John McCain mentioned the serious need for nuclear energy at some town hall meeting in Ohio yesterday and drew a few boos and a few chers from the crowd...

People have to get past the whole TMI situation and look at nuke power for the positives it can bring... If it wasn't for nuclear power, a lot of New York City would be in the dark... Thank You Indian Point...

589 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:18:11am

re: #567 MandyManners

The Kid's school is teaching about Earth Day but, it's along the lines of being good stewards of God's creation.

Good for them! That's what I try to explain to some people now about my lifestyle choices. It isn't that I have any delusions about *saving the planet*! I believe our earth and her resources are God's gifts to us. It would therefore be disrespectful and ungrateful of us to trash the place. IMHO.

590 Roger  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:18:33am

re: #564 Nevergiveup

Sorcerer or no sorcerer!

591 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:18:38am
Men who frequently masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers have reported.

Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop the cancer.

The study surveyed 1,000 men who developed prostate cancer and 1,250 men who did not, between the ages of 20 and 50, according to a report on the Web site PlanetOut.

Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens

So I guess this will be taught in schools soon. [Link: www.foxnews.com...]

592 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:18:43am

re: #575 JamesTKirk

Some people blame the Jews for that, too.

Someone posted something about a socerer not being a mohel.

593 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:18:53am

re: #560 storagemanager

Then you must see.China,Russia,Iran,Syria, and Hugo...we are facing a challenge not seen since world war two.

I seem to recall we had a rather serious challenge called "Soviet Communism".

594 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:19:13am

re: #585 MandyManners

There was a bridge over a river adjoining Arkansas that completely collapsed when a barge hit a pier. It's been within the past four years.

You're talking about this I guess? Don't know, before I moved here.

I didn't get here until April of 05.

595 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:19:18am

re: #472 mama winger
Hey good morning {mama}! Uh, you always this cheerful in the morning?!

596 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:19:43am

re: #580 LanceKates

Thats because Mayor Bloomberg has a great relationship with mayors across the country... He has solid dialogue with all of them...

597 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:19:43am

re: #580 LanceKates

the house wouldn't be in disorder if it wasn't for these people thinking that quantity equals quality.

Some have said they want Okc to be "NYC of the Midwest!" . . . There's nothing wrong with how we are now. Get your hand out of my friggen pocket, hippie.

I live in a state that actually STOPPED a tax.... now they've passed a new one that I have to pay so that an NBA team doesn't have to pay any taxes for 10 or 15 years.

Socialism for the few, paid for by the many.

598 DesertSage  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:19:53am

re: #578 realwest

On a daily basis the Democrats lecture us about taking care of our military personnel, especially the wounded ones. John McCain would surely qualify for wounded warrior status in anyones book.

The Democrats are hypocrites.

599 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:19:58am

re: #591 storagemanager

So I guess this will be taught in schools soon. [Link: www.foxnews.com...]

I think teenage boys have a certain, ah, natural talent for it...

600 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:20:00am

re: #593 Occasional Reader

Now we have American Obammunism, the Hopium of the Asses

/I liked the Soviets better

601 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:20:13am

re: #588 tfc3rid

I did hear this morning that John McCain mentioned the serious need for nuclear energy at some town hall meeting in Ohio yesterday and drew a few boos and a few chers from the crowd...

People have to get past the whole TMI situation and look at nuke power for the positives it can bring... If it wasn't for nuclear power, a lot of New York City would be in the dark... Thank You Indian Point...

Don't forget all of those navy ships that haven't melted down, despite nuclear power.

People need to look more to reality and less to saturday morning cartoons when determining the use of nuclear power.

602 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:20:14am

re: #584 LanceKates

didn't. cut the chair.

Did they drug him senseless first?

603 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:20:33am

re: #593 Occasional Reader

I seem to recall we had a rather serious challenge called "Soviet Communism".

Islam cares very little about MAD.

604 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:21:00am

re: #589 Grammy Cracker

Good for them! That's what I try to explain to some people now about my lifestyle choices. It isn't that I have any delusions about *saving the planet*! I believe our earth and her resources are God's gifts to us. It would therefore be disrespectful and ungrateful of us to trash the place. IMHO.

That's the diffrence between 'steward' and 'tree-hugging hippie'

You are the former, too many who celebrate earth day are the latter.

605 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:21:16am

re: #580 LanceKates

Come on Lance... Just think of all the increase in population that will come with having an NBA team in town full-time... And not to mention OKC needs a lesson in hip-hop culture...

606 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:21:16am

re: #589 Grammy Cracker

Good for them! That's what I try to explain to some people now about my lifestyle choices. It isn't that I have any delusions about *saving the planet*! I believe our earth and her resources are God's gifts to us. It would therefore be disrespectful and ungrateful of us to trash the place. IMHO.

One of the most intense lessons I've taught is about litter.

607 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:21:29am

re: #588 tfc3rid

Gonna be hard to shake off the Chernobyl effect in this video game culture of ours...

608 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:21:30am

re: #572 LanceKates

it wasn't THAT part that got stuck.

Think beans, not frank.

Have him join an antiwar group, and watch his balls shrivel up then. None of them have any balls.

609 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:22:05am

re: #569 Alouette

The penis mightier than the sword.

I'll take The Rapists for $500, Alex.

610 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:22:06am

re: #593 Occasional Reader

I seem to recall we had a rather serious challenge called "Soviet Communism".

Nah, that was 70 years of bad weather followed by a dissolving of the Empire that had nothing to do with a certain actor-turned-president who gave a speech next to the Berlin Wall..

/

611 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:22:25am

re: #600 BabbaZee

At least the Soviets made some mad-awesome warplanes...

612 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:22:36am

re: #596 tfc3rid

Thats because Mayor Bloomberg has a great relationship with mayors across the country... He has solid dialogue with all of them...

I'd like to have a solid dialogue with him.

by dialogue, you mean duel, right?

/ zell miller

613 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:22:50am

re: #594 LanceKates

You're talking about this I guess? Don't know, before I moved here.

I didn't get here until April of 05.

That's it! I forgot that it was I-40.

614 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:23:02am

re: #597 MandyManners

Socialism for the few, paid for by the many.

Don't remind me. My family might disown me if I, a sooners fan, moves to Texas.

615 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:23:26am

re: #607 laZardo

Gonna be hard to shake off the Chernobyl effect in this video game culture of ours...

But of course the point is never made that Chernobyl was a deterioirating reactor and facility because of the money crunch put on the USSR because of the USA's increase in military might... Thanks to, what was that President's name?

616 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:23:30am

re: #485 Occasional Reader Shoot O.R. - that's why I eat so many foods that are chock-a-block with preservatives - figure they'll get into my system and preserve me, too!

617 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:23:40am

re: #606 MandyManners

One of the most intense lessons I've taught is about litter.

Can you come teach my cat? She seems to think it falls off trees.

618 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:23:47am

re: #602 MandyManners

Did they drug him senseless first?

For being as stupid as he was, maybe he deserved the fear. heh.

I bet he'll never sit naked in a chair like THAT again.

619 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:23:49am

re: #591 storagemanager

Being lonely does have its advantages after all!

620 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:23:51am

re: #603 storagemanager

Islam cares very little about MAD.

That's because the name "Alfred E. Neuman" sounds Jewish to them.

621 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:23:55am
Behold! Verily I sez unto you incessantly that the Islamic Beast will ride the Gramscian Whore straight into the Obamanation that Causes Desolation.


WLGF out

622 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:23:59am

re: #591 storagemanager

Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who masturbated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop the cancer.

But ten times more likely to develop carpal tunnel syndrome.

So I guess this will be taught in schools soon.

Jocelyn Elders strikes again!

623 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:24:12am

re: #615 tfc3rid

Clinton?

/

624 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:24:52am

re: #601 LanceKates

Don't forget all of those navy ships that haven't melted down, despite nuclear power.

How could we forget the nuclear wessels?

625 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:25:34am

re: #604 LanceKates

That's the diffrence between 'steward' and 'tree-hugging hippie'

That, and whether or not they use soap.

626 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:25:48am

re: #611 laZardo

At least the Soviets made some mad-awesome warplanes...

And the Rooskies still do.

They may have respected MAD, but they also had the capacity to practically match us, technologically.

Whereas radical Islam, for all its evil, ain't exactly gonna be coming up with any technological breakthroughs any time soon.

627 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:25:51am

re: #605 tfc3rid

Come on Lance... Just think of all the increase in population that will come with having an NBA team in town full-time... And not to mention OKC needs a lesson in hip-hop culture...

Yeah... great... we already have enough thugs and gangs here, we don't need the thug-minded NBA here too.

People always think of OKC as backwards and inept.

Frankly, that's ok. It keeps the prius-driving, fart-sniffing liberals in san fran.

628 EC Marm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:06am

re: #591 storagemanager
re: The musterbation thing
My (female) doctor told me that same thing 20 years ago. I thought she was jerking me around.

629 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:29am

re: #614 LanceKates

Don't remind me. My family might disown me if I, a sooners fan, moves to Texas.

Where football is a religion.

630 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:33am

re: #523 Occasional Reader Built a building or two on that field, eh?!

631 irongrampa  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:35am

Good morning, good people from New York, where we've had the 4th glorious spring day in a row. Something so special about the first week of nice weather, watching the earth come alive.

632 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:42am

re: #616 realwest

Shoot O.R. - that's why I eat so many foods that are chock-a-block with preservatives - figure they'll get into my system and preserve me, too!

GMTA! That's always been my theory, too.

(Sprinkling more formaldehyde bits on my waffles)

633 zmdavid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:45am

re: #615 tfc3rid

But of course the point is never made that Chernobyl was a deterioirating reactor and facility because of the money crunch put on the USSR because of the USA's increase in military might... Thanks to, what was that President's name?


I never thought of it that way. Chernobyl was Reagan's fault?!

634 Ma Sands  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:49am

re: #606 MandyManners

re: #589 Grammy Cracker

Good for them! That's what I try to explain to some people now about my lifestyle choices. It isn't that I have any delusions about *saving the planet*! I believe our earth and her resources are God's gifts to us. It would therefore be disrespectful and ungrateful of us to trash the place. IMHO.

One of the most intense lessons I've taught is about litter.


Yes! :)

635 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:49am

re: #603 storagemanager

Islam cares very little about MAD.

Threaten to target Mecca and Medina.

Funky cold Medina.

636 BabbaZee  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:54am

re: #626 Occasional Reader

Whereas radical Islam, for all its evil, ain't exactly gonna be coming up with any technological breakthroughs any time soon.


9/11 proves you don't need any of that
to get the state department to deny jihad


Gotta go

637 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:55am

re: #626 Occasional Reader

It's not gonna need any technological breakthroughs if it takes over. Though I would like to try reverse-engineering a magic carpet.

638 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:26:57am

re: #617 vxbush

Can you come teach my cat? She seems to think it falls off trees.

LOL!

639 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:27:20am

re: #624 JamesTKirk

How could we forget the nuclear wessels?

"..and captain... it is the Enterprise.."

re: #625 JamesTKirk

True enough.

640 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:27:25am

re: #606 MandyManners

One of the most intense lessons I've taught is about litter.

That's a great lesson, because kids can really understand and see the results. It lays a foundation for larger lessons when they are older...

641 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:27:43am

re: #618 LanceKates

For being as stupid as he was, maybe he deserved the fear. heh.

I bet he'll never sit naked in a chair like THAT again.

I don't care how stupid he was. That fear is unimaginable.

642 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:27:48am

re: #627 LanceKates

Lance... The NBA now has a dress code... The players will not get into ANY trouble at all... They never do... It's always their posse's.

643 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:27:50am
The 21st International Islamic Unity Conference will be held here from May 4-6.


Intellectuals, scientists and distinguished scholars and cultural figures from 45 countries, including Germany, Italy, the UK, Indonesia, Algeria, South Africa, Afghanistan, Thailand, Tatarstan, Lebanon, Iraq and Syria, will attend the meeting which is to focus on Islamic unity and solidarity.
The articles to be read out at the meeting are about proximity of Islamic schools of thought and convergence of morals and cultures.

They are going to hold hands and sing songs... [Link: www2.irna.com...]

644 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:27:59am

re: #630 realwest

Built a building or two on that field, eh?!

Actually, no, last time I looked, it's still there. GREAT hill behind it for sledding in the winter! I risked bodily harm on that hill quite frequently, but not from heroin use... rather, that weapon of mass destruction known as a tobaggan.

645 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:28:04am

re: #635 JamesTKirk

Damn right.

646 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:28:19am

re: #615 tfc3rid

And don't forget Charlie Wilson!
Come to think of it?... Wouldn't he make a great VP?

647 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:28:28am

re: #643 storagemanager

...Tatarstan?

648 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:28:30am

re: #629 MandyManners

Where football is a religion.

yup, and in that religion, I (as a sooners fan) am a satanist.

Of course, it is pretty strong here too... there was a local guy, deacon of some church, who is facing punishment for grabbing a Texas fan by the junk and trying to rip it off (requiring alot of stitches and such)

649 hayseed  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:28:52am

ya'll be good...the gardens call

650 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:28:54am

re: #626 Occasional Reader

And the Rooskies still do.

They may have respected MAD, but they also had the capacity to practically match us, technologically.

Whereas radical Islam, for all its evil, ain't exactly gonna be coming up with any technological breakthroughs any time soon.

They don't need to. All they need to do is get lucky once.

651 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:29:37am

re: #610 LanceKates

Nah, that was 70 years of bad weather followed by a dissolving of the Empire that had nothing to do with a certain actor-turned-president who gave a speech next to the Berlin Wall..

/

One of my prized possessions is a photo of RWR at the Brandenburg Gate, mounted and framed with a small chunk of the wall.....

Still moving after all these years.

652 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:29:39am

re: #642 tfc3rid

Lance... The NBA now has a dress code... The players will not get into ANY trouble at all... They never do... It's always their posse's.

Just like MOB Bosses.

If clothing was the requirement for crime, I'd be in jail MUCH more than Gotti.

653 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:29:43am

re: #633 zmdavid

No, it was the fault of the USSR for actually thinking they could challenge our might!

Chernobyl was an unfortunate accident... But it should not be continually noted as the reason why nuke power is dangerous as there were plenty of extenuating (sp?) circumstances...

654 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:30:08am

re: #650 MandyManners

They don't need to. All they need to do is get lucky once.

And... they'll completely destroy us? Nope. The Soviets COULD.

Anyway, gotta go for now.

655 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:30:08am

re: #635 JamesTKirk

Threaten to target Mecca and Medina.

Funky cold Medina.

Is that you Congressman Tancredo?

656 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:30:17am

re: #634 Ma Sands

Yes! :)

Awesome poem!

657 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:30:36am

re: #651 Grammy Cracker

One of my prized possessions is a photo of RWR at the Brandenburg Gate, mounted and framed with a small chunk of the wall.....

Still moving after all these years.

My german-language teacher in high school had a chunk of the wall.

658 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:30:47am

re: #626 Occasional Reader

And the Rooskies still do.

They may have respected MAD, but they also had the capacity to practically match us, technologically.

The craziest Russian warplane of the post Cold-War era - The Berkut.
Linky thingy no worky - [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

659 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:31:01am

re: #646 ethanxxx

And don't forget Charlie Wilson!
Come to think of it?... Wouldn't he make a great VP?

You mean Tom Hanks?

660 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:31:18am

re: #647 laZardo

...Tatarstan?

The official name of the state is the Republic of Tatarstan. The names "Republic of Tatarstan" and "Tatarstan" are equivalent.

"The Republic of Tatarstan is a democratic constitutional state associated with the Russian Federation by the Constitution of the Russian Federation, Constitution of the Republic of Tatarstan and Treaty Between the Russian Federation and the Republic of Tatarstan "On Delimitation of Jurisdictional Subjects and Mutual Delegation of Authority between the State Bodies of the Russian Federation and the State Bodies of the Republic of Tatarstan", a subject of the Russian Federation. The sovereignty of the Republic of Tatarstan consists in full possession of the state power beyond the competence of the Russian Federation and powers of the Russian Federation in the sphere of shared competence of the Russian Federation and the Republic of Tatarstan."
[Link: www.tatar.ru...]

661 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:31:29am

re: #622 JamesTKirk

But ten times more likely to develop carpal tunnel syndrome.

Maybe if one is hung like a raisin. The rest of us would get something more like tennis elbow, or a shoulder ailment in my case.

662 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:31:46am

re: #576 MandyManners
Hey morning Mandy! Oh go ahead and read it! You know you want to!
LOL!

663 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:31:48am

speaking of war and violence..... How about Hillary's threat to Iran that if they attack Israel with nuclear weapons, that the United States would destroy them.

I guess the key word is nuclear. Keep lobbing the rockets, eh Comrade?

664 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:32:10am

re: #626 Occasional Reader

And the Rooskies still do.

They may have respected MAD, but they also had the capacity to practically match us, technologically.

Whereas radical Islam, for all its evil, ain't exactly gonna be coming up with any technological breakthroughs any time soon.

They don't need their own breakthroughs. They just have to steal ours.

665 vxbush  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:32:42am

Okay, gotta get ready for this meeting. Later, O scaly ones.

666 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:32:43am

re: #664 JamesTKirk

They don't need their own breakthroughs. They just have to steal ours.

They don't need to fire a shot. They have CAIR.

667 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:32:47am

re: #663 LanceKates

Nuance...

668 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:32:49am

re: #635 JamesTKirk

Threaten to target Mecca and Medina.

Funky cold Medina.

Hit it.

669 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:32:59am

re: #655 tfc3rid


tfc3rid - I bet you had a fun weekend, huh? First you beat my Phils in my hometown, then the Pope celebrates Mass in yours!

670 Shug  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:33:06am

re: #622 JamesTKirk

Jocelyn Elders strikes again!

other studies showed that men who masturbated more than 5 times a week had bad breath compared to men who had intercourse more than 5 times per week

671 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:33:11am

why waste money fighting the United States when you can not only use the legal system against her, but make the United States PAY for it.

672 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:33:25am

re: #658 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

The craziest Russian warplane of the post Cold-War era - The Berkut.
Linky thingy no worky - [Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

From your link:

Its NATO reporting name is "Firkin".

Hm. Was this perhaps a joint venture with Fokker? Those Firkin Fokkers.... they're the worst.

673 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:33:49am

re: #667 tfc3rid

Nuance...

NUANCE!

674 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:33:51am

re: #640 Grammy Cracker

That's a great lesson, because kids can really understand and see the results. It lays a foundation for larger lessons when they are older...

I just gotta' keep on him about not storing half-eaten bananas in his room.

675 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:33:55am
"Iran and Japan can have good cooperation in issues relating to Iraq and Lebanon," said the Japanese official, urging Iran to continue playing its positive role in regional developments.

[Link: www2.irna.com...]

676 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:34:37am

re: #648 LanceKates

yup, and in that religion, I (as a sooners fan) am a satanist.

Of course, it is pretty strong here too... there was a local guy, deacon of some church, who is facing punishment for grabbing a Texas fan by the junk and trying to rip it off (requiring alot of stitches and such)

I seem to remember that.

677 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:34:40am

re: #668 MandyManners

see: #645
Great minds think alike.

/or maybe it was the double-whacking

678 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:35:09am

re: #654 Occasional Reader

Have a good day!

679 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:35:25am

re: #676 MandyManners

Yeah. idiot.

It's a friggen game.

680 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:35:34am

re: #616 realwest

Shoot O.R. - that's why I eat so many foods that are chock-a-block with preservatives - figure they'll get into my system and preserve me, too!

could be worse. :)

681 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:35:51am

re: #651 Grammy Cracker

I have a copy of RWR's Presidential Portrait at the end of a long hall in my house. I also have a chunk of the wall somewhere in one of these boxes from my recent move. I should put it with the portrait... Great Idea, Thank You.

682 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:35:57am

It drives some of my family crazy, but there are times that I've rooted (sorry Aussiemagpie!) for Oklahoma State and even Texas.

683 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:36:11am

re: #669 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

tfc3rid - I bet you had a fun weekend, huh? First you beat my Phils in my hometown, then the Pope celebrates Mass in yours!

My car overheated and I never made it to the game on Saturday... Arrgh... I do have to say that my Mets are a really mediocre team... They went into Chicago and played the Cubs as if they had one foot on the plane... They stink and Willie Randolph needs to go... Carlos Delgado is worthless and lazy and the team has no killer attitude...

It was nice to have the Pope in NYC... The mass at YS was elegant and evreything was nicely put together...

684 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:36:23am

re: #660 storagemanager


Our valued ally in keeping Tartar sauce flowing at market prices.

685 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:36:36am

bbiab

686 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:38:31am

re: #674 MandyManners

I just gotta' keep on him about not storing half-eaten bananas in his room.

Eeeeewwww! Nasty. LOL

687 wannabuyaduck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:39:03am

A favorite Marx quote, although Chico in this case -- and particularly applicable to the current campaign --

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

p.s. I like the idea of a "Book" category

688 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:39:07am

England has been wiped off a map of Europe drawn up by Brussels bureaucrats as part of a scheme that the Tories claim threatens to undermine the country's national identity. [Link: www.newenglishreview.org...]

689 Kosh's Shadow  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:39:17am

re: #653 tfc3rid

No, it was the fault of the USSR for actually thinking they could challenge our might!

Chernobyl was an unfortunate accident... But it should not be continually noted as the reason why nuke power is dangerous as there were plenty of extenuating (sp?) circumstances...

Chernobyl showed what happens when Communists run something dangerous.
The leaders don't care as long as it is far enough away from them.
Compare with TMI, where there was a lot of damage, but the negative health effects came from the coal burned to replace the power that would have come from TMI.

690 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:40:20am

re: #670 Shug

other studies showed that men who masturbated more than 5 times a week had bad breath compared to men who had intercourse more than 5 times per week

Who cares? They obviously don't have a social life anyway... LOL

691 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:40:36am

re: #689 Kosh's Shadow

TMI would have also been less traumatic for the country had the power company and the NRC actually not misdiagnosed the problem...

692 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:40:42am

Disgusting.

Someone thinks that Obama is Kirk.

693 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:41:05am

re: #688 storagemanager

England has been wiped off a map of Europe drawn up by Brussels bureaucrats as part of a scheme that the Tories claim threatens to undermine the country's national identity. [Link: www.newenglishreview.org...]

Surprising? No...

694 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:41:19am

re: #672 Occasional Reader

Hm. Was this perhaps a joint venture with Fokker? Those Firkin Fokkers.... they're the worst.


"Firkin?" It's official - NATO has run out of names (and I though "Fishpot" was a bad name for a fighter).
NATO uses two-syllable words starting with "F" for fighters & "M" for trainers. So I suppose the trainer varient would be named "Merkin?"

695 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:41:52am

re: #686 Grammy Cracker

Eeeeewwww! Nasty. LOL

Especially when you find one that has mold growing on it.

696 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:42:03am

I'm developing the sinus headache from hell this morning, so I'll be going to find drugs now.

Be kind to one another, Lizards!

BBL

697 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:42:47am

re: #687 wannabuyaduck

A favorite Marx quote, although Chico in this case -- and particularly applicable to the current campaign --

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

p.s. I like the idea of a "Book" category


I liked J.R. Ewing to Sue Ellen..."Who are you gonna believe, me or your lyin' eyes?"

698 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:43:02am

re: #695 MandyManners

Especially when you find one that has mold growing on it.

Has he ever tried to pass one off as a science experiment?

Do-it-yourself penicillin? LOL

699 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:43:03am

re: #688 storagemanager

The royalist regime that occupies London will soon be erased from the pages of history.

/juan cole

700 yochanan  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:43:34am

this is beyond funny

701 Grammy Cracker  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:44:25am

re: #692 JamesTKirk

Disgusting.

Someone thinks that Obama is Kirk.

BLASPHEMY!

702 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:44:40am

re: #689 Kosh's Shadow

Didn't Jimmy Carter go to Three Mile Island right after the incident to show the people that everything was OK? Not a big Carter fan but... I'll give him credit for that one.

703 reine.de.tout  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:44:52am

re: #482 ggt

Now, I am really confused --I thought I replied to her. It's morning--forgive me.

what list?

The list of things she has going for her! It's just too early, isn't it?

When I was working, we actively looked for people just like Irish Rose to hire for jobs where maturity and stability were critical elements. She needs to figure out what those jobs are where she lives, and apply for those jobs. Usually these will be jobs that are assigned to one person in the organization (rather than, say, a job where there is a staff of people doing basically the same thing). Jobs like receptionist, secretary, etc. Once there, a person who is a good, mature, stable employee will be moved upward in the organization.

704 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:45:04am

re: #694 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I'm still not sure how to pronounce the name they gave the MiG-15...

705 Shug  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:45:09am

Studies have shown that men who masturbate more than 5 times a day have an account at Kos

706 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:45:10am

re: #674 MandyManners

I just gotta' keep on him about not storing half-eaten bananas in his room.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

And, for younger kids, sippees half-full of two-day-old chocolate milk.

/call hazmat!

707 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:45:16am

re: #35 Lucius Septimius

A little tidbit from yesterday's BotW (since the bitter guns thing has come up).

Interesting. On occasion and seemingly without warning I may insult people, and it could be hormonal, although I'm male. But I do it because I want to see if the person I'm insulting is actually a living, breathing human being, and not the zombie that I suspect he/she is.

Call it Irritable Nasty Old Man Syndrome.

708 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:45:17am

Looks bad out there...if the sky turns green..I am outa here.. [Link: www.weathernotebook.org...]

709 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:45:41am

re: #702 ethanxxx

Didn't Jimmy Carter go to Three Mile Island right after the incident to show the people that everything was OK? Not a big Carter fan but... I'll give him credit for that one.

That accounts for his current behavior.

710 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:45:53am

re: #702 ethanxxx

Didn't Jimmy Carter go to Three Mile Island right after the incident to show the people that everything was OK? Not a big Carter fan but... I'll give him credit for that one.

He had a lead-lined jock strap.

711 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:45:58am

Good morning all. Hump day.

712 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:46:37am

re: #689 Kosh's Shadow

Chernobyl showed what happens when Communists run something dangerous.
The leaders don't care as long as it is far enough away from them.
Compare with TMI, where there was a lot of damage, but the negative health effects came from the coal burned to replace the power that would have come from TMI.

There is a certain blindness in communist systems. Since the system, i.e. government is perfect, raising questions about a state project is view as an questioning the state and not an advisable course of action. The result is dangerous.

713 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:46:38am

re: #702 ethanxxx

Didn't Jimmy Carter go to Three Mile Island right after the
incident to show the people that everything was OK? Not a big Carter
fan but... I'll give him credit for that one.


It was just around that time that he started to go all, well, Carteresque. Hmmm.......

714 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:47:13am

Breaking News > AP: Petraeus Tapped to Become Next Commander of U.S. Central Command [Link: www.foxnews.com...]

715 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:47:19am

re: #706 Ward Cleaver

BWAHAHAHAHA!

And, for younger kids, sippees half-full of two-day-old chocolate milk.

/call hazmat!

More than once I just tossed the sippie-cup into the outside garbage can.

716 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:47:21am

re: #696 Grammy Cracker

OOuuchhh! I hate those. Relax! Relax! I feel like ramming pencils through my ears and nose when I get those.
You will be in my prayers and thoughts...

717 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:47:31am

Breaking NEws...

AP REPORTS GEN. DAVID PETRAEUS WILL BE NAMED COMMANDER OF U.S. CENTRAL COMMAND

718 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:47:41am

re: #692 JamesTKirk

Wow.

719 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:47:50am

re: #711 Ward Cleaver

Good morning all. Hump day.

Or, not if you live in Congo.

720 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:47:53am

re: #708 storagemanager

Looks bad out there...if the sky turns green..I am outa here.. [Link: www.weathernotebook.org...]

I've seen green skies so many times I can't count them all. Sometimes they've been accompanied by warning sirens. Not good.

721 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:48:02am

re: #670 Shug

other studies showed that men who masturbated more than 5 times a week had bad breath compared to men who had intercourse more than 5 times per week

I guess I'm gonna have to screw more often. Not convenient at all.

722 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:48:59am

re: #714 storagemanager

Breaking News > AP: Petraeus Tapped to Become Next Commander of U.S. Central Command [Link: www.foxnews.com...]

Dammit! They're going to promote him? He needs to stay in his current post awhile longer. Just when we finally got someone good over there...

723 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:49:02am

re: #711 Ward Cleaver

A penis thread on hump day.

Nothing un-wholesome about it!

724 Shug  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:49:06am

re: #721 really grumpy big dog Johnson

I guess I'm gonna have to screw more often. Not convenient at all.

you will have to get a new name

really happy big dog johnson

725 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:49:21am

Expose Obama.

Obama weak on crime.

surprise surprise surprise.

726 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:49:26am

re: #719 MandyManners

Or, not if you live in Congo.

Then it's No Hump day.

727 Shug  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:49:27am

re: #723 laZardo

A penis thread on hump day.

Nothing un-wholesome about it!


jihad is the hump of Islam

/rage boy

728 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:49:27am

re: #704 laZardo

I'm still not sure how to pronounce the name they gave the MiG-15...

The way you would pronounce "cigarette" if you were British.
Because a pilot in the Korean War just couldn't bring himself to say "I got a Queer on my tail!"

729 Ben Hur  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:49:46am

A Cellphone's Missing Dot Kills Two People, Puts Three More in Jail

Sad story.

Blame it on American cultural and linguistic imperialism.

730 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:50:05am

re: #588 tfc3rid Indeed, people have to LEARN about what did, and especially what DIDN'T happen at Three Mile Island- there were no deaths and nobody got irradiated or had their lives shortened or otherwise affected because of TMI - just the damn MSM screwing up again.

731 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:50:25am

re: #720 Ward Cleaver

I've seen green skies so many times I can't count them all. Sometimes they've been accompanied by warning sirens. Not good.

It's grey-green permeating the air with non-existent or flighty transient winds that worries me the most.

732 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:50:33am

re: #715 MandyManners

More than once I just tossed the sippie-cup into the outside garbage can.

What? You don't like home made yogurt?

Cup with solidified milk under the couch, bed etc... Oh Yeah! Fun stuff!

733 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:50:51am

re: #701 Grammy Cracker

BLASPHEMY!

[Link: img217.imageshack.us...]

734 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:50:54am

re: #706 Ward Cleaver

BWAHAHAHAHA!

And, for younger kids, sippees half-full of two-day-old chocolate milk.

/call hazmat!

Mmmm...brown curds.

735 lawhawk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:51:18am

re: #633 zmdavid

It wasn't only a deteriorating reactor facility at Chernobyl, but that the reactor itself was inherently dangerous and unstable at low power levels - and the accident itself occurred when inexperienced workers shut off various safety measures allowing the situation to spiral out of control. Most egregiously, the reactor did not have a containment vessel as found in US reactors, they used an RBMK design.

It was a cheaper way to do nuclear reactors, but the downside was that if there was a serious problem, you lose containment.

736 Ward Cleaver  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:51:23am

re: #715 MandyManners

More than once I just tossed the sippie-cup into the outside garbage can.

They're okay after a run through the dishwasher. It's the silicone valve that's hard to get the smell out of, but after a little airing out, it's good to go.

737 Shug  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:51:32am

re: #729 Ben Hur

A Cellphone's Missing Dot Kills Two People, Puts Three More in Jail

Sad story.

Blame it on American cultural and linguistic imperialism.


they should just stick to using cell phones to detonate IED's


/

738 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:51:48am

As if on cue...weather radio just went off...severe thunderstorm warning..first one this year.

739 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:52:06am

re: #723 laZardo

A Penis Thread on Hump Day?
I find that too hard to swallow...

740 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:52:11am

re: #591 storagemanager HEY! I can prove that Australian study wrong! Er, ah, I mean........
nevermind.
How are you doing today my friend?

741 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:52:27am

Did I type that out loud?

742 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:53:02am

re: #741 ethanxxx

Did I type that out loud?

I heard it loud and clear.

743 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:53:26am

re: #726 Ward Cleaver

Then it's No Hump day.

There's a Humpty-Dumpty take-off somewhere in there.

744 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:53:44am

re: #740 realwest

HEY! I can prove that Australian study wrong! Er, ah, I mean........
nevermind.
How are you doing today my friend?


Doing good thanks for asking...Now if my house stays on the hill...I will be very happy..lol

745 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:54:10am

re: #735 lawhawk

re: #730 realwest

What about waste? Won't there be entire landfills of the stuff in a few decades?

746 formercorpsman  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:54:15am

Cattttttttt?

you out there?

747 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:54:23am

re: #732 jcm

What? You don't like home made yogurt?

Cup with solidified milk under the couch, bed etc... Oh Yeah! Fun stuff!

Non-parents don't get the chance to experience the full range of olfactory in-put.

748 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:55:06am

re: #739 ethanxxx

Earlier tonight, this came up on the internet radio...

/because i'm a chauvinist pig like that

749 JamesTKirk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:55:47am

re: #741 ethanxxx

Did I type that out loud?

[Link: kei.iichan.net...]

750 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:55:56am

re: #711 Ward Cleaver

Good morning all. Hump day.

Hump Day!

751 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:56:36am

re: #598 DesertSage Hey good morning my friend! The Democrats are just like a lot of politicians, R and D - if it'll help 'em to get elected they'll try it.
I happen to believe that there are more principled politicians (if that's not an oxymoron) on the R side of the ledger but that shot at McCain was just SO far off base, I'd like to meet that Maroon who made that statement.
Alone in an alley - just the two of us.
Alley could be dark or well lit, I don't care.
Um, just for discussion purposes, ya know what I'm saying?!

752 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:56:51am

re: #736 Ward Cleaver

They're okay after a run through the dishwasher. It's the silicone valve that's hard to get the smell out of, but after a little airing out, it's good to go.

I just tossed. I was freaky about germs.

Of course, when I fixed his bottles, I kept my arms scrubbed with Comet before I touched the ones I had just sterlized. (It's a wonder I have any skin left.)

753 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:56:58am

re: #705 Shug

Studies have shown that men who masturbate more than 5 times a day have an account at Kos

5 times a day? how the heck do they have the energy to type?

754 Sizzlack  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:57:14am

Hoooray Petraeus is gonna be the new head of CentCom...wooo

755 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:57:22am

re: #738 storagemanager

As if on cue...weather radio just went off...severe thunderstorm warning..first one this year.

Take care!

756 Bosch Fawstin  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:57:30am

What's even worse than Pigman to the enemy?

757 zmdavid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:57:34am

re: #692 JamesTKirk

Disgusting.

Someone thinks that Obama is Kirk.


Maybe Obama is like Kirk when he was possessed or duplicated or something.

758 formercorpsman  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:57:59am

OK folks, I took some time to make a video last night.

It is in power point.

I could not do it in movie maker, because of an audio file not being accepted.

I'm all done, and want to convert it to video so I can perhaps upload to youtube or whereever.

Seriously, any suggestions? I have some working computer knowledge but not enough.

It took all I had to do the power point.

759 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:58:46am

re: #749 JamesTKirk

Good Laugh! Thank You...

760 Roger  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:58:52am

re: #753 LanceKates

Most of the time they type with one hand. Hence the punctuation or lack there of.

761 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:59:03am

re: #729 Ben Hur

Some things are best left said in person, not over a text message.

762 opnion  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:59:17am

These two Democrats really have a sense of entitlement.
Hillary figures that she earned he spurs for sticking around & being humiliated by Bill.
Obama feels entitled, because by now the media & his syncophants have him convinced that he really is the Second Coming.
The Denver Convention could be real ugly.

763 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:59:22am

re: #724 Shug

you will have to get a new name

really happy big dog johnson

On a scale of one to ten, I'd say its almost on the scale.

764 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:59:30am

re: #755 MandyManners

Take care!


Thank you...got a good basement and a pool table..lol

765 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:59:34am

re: #738 storagemanager

As if on cue...weather radio just went off...severe thunderstorm warning..first one this year.

first of the year? We've already had a few here in Oklahoma.

Tornados too.

766 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:59:44am

re: #752 MandyManners

I just tossed. I was freaky about germs.

Of course, when I fixed his bottles, I kept my arms scrubbed with Comet before I touched the ones I had just sterlized. (It's a wonder I have any skin left.)

You become less germophobic with later children.
First baby would drop pacifier, I would sterilize it before giving back to baby.
Eight years later, 2nd baby would drop pacifier, I'd stick it in my own mouth and give it back to baby.

767 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 7:59:53am

re: #745 laZardo

re: #730 realwest

What about waste? Won't there be entire landfills of the stuff in a few decades?

The actual high level waste is a relatively small volume, with vitrification long term storage is not the issue the MSM would lead you to believe.

When workers go into the containment dome of a plant they wear a tyvex bunny suit. That is classified as nuclear waste. The bulk of the volume of nuclear "waste" is secondary and tertiary contanimated items the majority of which doesn't really pose a radiation hazards.

768 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:00:08am

re: #754 Sizzlack

Lots of people seem worried that Iraq's gonna go to hell without him though.

769 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:00:14am

re: #760 Roger

Most of the time they type with one hand. Hence the punctuation or lack there of.

ugh....

770 Shug  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:00:20am

humpty dumpty sat on a wall
(Obama spoke)
humpty fainted and took a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
( humpty didn't have access to affordable health care because Bush spent that money in an illegal war for Oil)
Couldn't put humpty back together again*


* fortunately for Obama, Humpty still voted from the Grave ( twice)

771 UFO TOFU  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:01:09am

re: #747 MandyManners
Like that scene in Parenthood where Steve Martin asks his daughter if she feels like she wants to throw up and she says "okay"?

772 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:01:14am

re: #766 redstateredneck

You become less germophobic with later children.
First baby would drop pacifier, I would sterilize it before giving back to baby.
Eight years later, 2nd baby would drop pacifier, I'd stick it in my own mouth and give it back to baby.

We should ask coz if you end up, by the 8th kid, just letting them play in the gunk under the fridge.

773 The Other Les  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:01:25am

Good Morning Lizards!

Gotta shave, gotta shower ... GOTTA DANCE!

774 Noam Sayin'  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:01:26am

On FOX now - Petraeus to be next Centcom Commander.

775 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:02:33am

re: #767 jcm

The actual high level waste is a relatively small volume, with vitrification long term storage is not the issue the MSM would lead you to believe.

When workers go into the containment dome of a plant they wear a tyvex bunny suit. That is classified as nuclear waste. The bulk of the volume of nuclear "waste" is secondary and tertiary contanimated items the majority of which doesn't really pose a radiation hazards.

more dissimination!

The solution to the energy crisis is to whine and seethe and resist any actual solutions, then tax the people a bunch so they can't afford to use electricity and have to move into a rented teepee on rented land and poo in a hole, paying per poo.

/ 'environmentalist'

776 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:03:02am

re: #774 Noam Sayin'

On FOX now - Petraeus to be next Centcom Commander.

General Betray-us? ? ?
I'm shocked!

777 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:03:28am

re: #635 JamesTKirkNah, not even that would work. The problem with Islam is the Koran which worships death. It's kinda hard to diplomatically or otherwise discourage folks who want to die*; only thing to do with the Jihadist-want-to-die-for-Mo is to grant them their wishes.
It's the only thing that will work.

*this does NOT include all Muslims, just those who want to kill everybody else - and not infrequently, other Muslims.

778 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:03:57am

re: #776 redstateredneck

General Betray-us? ? ?
I'm shocked!

I think I hear Moonbat's heads exploding...

779 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:04:06am

re: #774 Noam Sayin'

On FOX now - Petraeus to be next Centcom Commander.

So much for the surge. Now we can get back to business as normal.

780 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:04:32am

HEY Y'ALL - COFFEE BREAK! Y'ALL have 10 minutes to go get some coffee, tea and/or chocolate!

781 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:04:49am

OHMYGODWEAREALLGOINGTODIE!

World food crisis hits home
Costco seeing higher demand for staples

P-I STAFF AND NEWS SERVICES

As the world faces its first global food crisis since World War II, even American consumers are starting to fret.

Media reports are starting to trickle in about grocers limiting some food purchases, while Costco Wholesale Corp. is seeing higher-than-usual demand for staple foods such as rice and flour as consumers appear to be stocking up.

Costco Chief Executive James Sinegal told Reuters news service in an interview Tuesday that the Issaquah-based wholesale company is managing the situation. "If we run out, we're usually back in stock the next day," he said.

The Reuters story followed a Monday article in The New York Sun, which reported that certain food sellers, including a Costco warehouse in California, were limiting purchases of flour, rice and cooking oil. Sinegal, through an assistant, declined further interviews Tuesday.

We're a nation of brain dead lemmings.

782 Widow'smight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:05:03am

re: #766 redstateredneck

You wonder how our parents ever raised us without all this cleanliness. Your mom and dad musta been given alot of encouragement with all those compliments on their adorable daughter though.
My mom told the doctor she wanted a girl.

783 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:05:47am

Well look at this..........

The Former member of Pakistani parliament and President of Jamiat Ittehad Ulema-e-Pakistan (The Organization for the Unity of Ulema in Pakistan) Maulana Abdul Malik has said that ‘‘coordinated efforts should be made for an Islamic revolution and for it [to be achieved in Pakistan], unity of religious circles is essential.’’
According to the report, Malik said: ‘‘Top priority should be given for preparing the essential requirements for the implementation of the Islamic caliphate.’’ He said the essential requirements for ushering in an Islamic revolution were the elimination of irreligious elements and the forces of international imperialism. According to the report, Malik said religious groups alone were capable of eliminating irreligious elements from society.

[Link: www.weaselzippers.net...]

784 Roger  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:05:59am

Can we convert ethanol into corn?

785 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:06:21am

re: #781 jcm

That's good, put it in the mieda that we have a food shortage and people will panic... Having no reasinable idea of the situation and why there might be a lack of available wheat/corn, etc.

786 zmdavid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:06:57am

re: #784 Roger

Can we convert ethanol into corn?

No, but you can drink it.

787 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:07:28am

re: #778 tfc3rid

I think I hear Moonbat's heads exploding...

10 Moonbats are in a room and hear that the General is taking over Cent-com. Headexploding starts... who survives?

America.

788 ethanxxx  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:07:47am

re: #780 realwest

COFFEE BREAK?
I knew this was going to turn into a drinking thread!

789 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:07:52am

I AM PANIC-BUYING TWINKIES RIGHT NOW NOW NOW! DON'T TRY TO GET IN MY WAY! I'M ARMED!

790 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:08:11am
March of the Exploding Penguins, Day 3.....
Call me crazy but I'm beginning to notice a trend....

Wednesday: Female bomber kills 18 in Diyala

Tuesday: Female suicide bomber kills six north of Baghdad

Monday: Female suicide bomber kills four in Iraq

[Link: www.weaselzippers.net...]

791 Rancher  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:08:19am

General Petraeus has just been replaced.

792 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:08:53am

re: #781 jcm

OHMYGODWEAREALLGOINGTODIE!


We're a nation of brain dead lemmings.

That's the Seattle P-I, right? Could you send me copy? I'm running short on tp.

793 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:09:25am

re: #775 LanceKates

more dissimination!

The solution to the energy crisis is to whine and seethe and resist any actual solutions, then tax the people a bunch so they can't afford to use electricity and have to move into a rented teepee on rented land and poo in a hole, paying per poo.

/ 'environmentalist'

I've done radiological training on the FD. Learning to handle rad emergencies, measure and quantify the problem. During training the instructor stash a small amount of depleted uranium in the station and we had to find it.

We got a hit in the kitchen and zeroed in on the peanut butter. It was emitting a small amount of radioactivity, enough so that the Geiger counter can pick it up.

Peanuts are grown down south with high radon levels in the soil. The peanuts incorporated the radon. And presto emit radiation.

The amount is just barely above background radiation, but just enough to be notice.

794 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:09:41am

re: #790 storagemanager

[Link: www.weaselzippers.net...]

Blame it on the goats.

795 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:09:50am

re: #781 jcm

There is some bug that is hitting wheat. Combine that with the use of more land for ethanol that used to be for food, and we are kind of operating on a thinner string than one might hope.

I don't think we're in a panic situation, though it is an election year.

796 realwest  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:09:58am

re: #658 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey Yep, but didja notice that only 10 were ever built?!
And now Russia, even with it's technical base more or less intact, doesn't have the pilots or mechanics or avionics experts to field a slew or even a squadron of fighters that could take the Eagle and our Raptor is the BEST fighter EVER BUILT - iirc, it can do things that violate some long held notions of avaiation science because of it's computers.

797 Noam Sayin'  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:10:06am

re: #791 Rancher

Uh, that's because he's been tapped to be Centcom Commander.

798 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:10:17am

re: #789 Occasional Reader

I AM PANIC-BUYING TWINKIES RIGHT NOW NOW NOW! DON'T TRY TO GET IN MY WAY! I'M ARMED!

You live in DC, I have no fear of you being armed.

799 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:10:38am

re: #792 really grumpy big dog Johnson

That's the Seattle P-I, right? Could you send me copy? I'm running short on tp.

It would give you a rash.

800 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:10:53am

re: #767 jcm

The
actual high level waste is a relatively small volume, with
vitrification long term storage is not the issue the MSM would lead you
to believe.

When workers go into the containment dome of a plant
they wear a tyvex bunny suit. That is classified as nuclear waste. The
bulk of the volume of nuclear "waste" is secondary and tertiary
contanimated items the majority of which doesn't really pose a
radiation hazards.


Aren't there areas of the South West that were nuked to bejebus & back with nuclear tests in the Cold War? Seems like that would be a good place to store any waste materials.

801 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:11:14am

re: #793 jcm

"Eat Jiff! You'll grow an extra arm!"

802 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:11:17am

We had a fractured penis thread once...

803 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:11:39am

re: #788 ethanxxx

A drunken penis thread on hump day.

/nope, nothing offensive about that...

804 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:11:56am

re: #798 LanceKates

You live in DC, I have no fear of you being armed.

I've never heard of anyone being armed in DC, especially in the White House.

805 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:12:12am

re: #796 realwest

And now Russia, even with it's technical base more or less intact, doesn't have the pilots or mechanics or avionics experts to field a slew or even a squadron of fighters that could take the Eagle

Eagle... not so sure. It's a pretty old design. Recall the wargame in India a couple of years ago, in which Indian MiG-29s did very well against our F-15s.

F-22, that's another story.

806 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:12:27am

re: #795 LanceKates

There is some bug that is hitting wheat. Combine that with the use of more land for ethanol that used to be for food, and we are kind of operating on a thinner string than one might hope.

I don't think we're in a panic situation, though it is an election year.

As with virtually every famine over the last 50 years, it's not a matter of have the resources to produce the food.

It a politics and policies causing the problem.

807 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:12:28am

re: #804 really grumpy big dog Johnson

I've never heard of anyone being armed in DC, especially in the White House.

well, thugs and congressional security don't count.

808 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:12:41am

re: #798 LanceKates

You live in DC, I have no fear of you being armed.

Oh, but I am.

809 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:13:18am

re: #806 jcm

As with virtually every famine over the last 50 years, it's not a matter of have the resources to produce the food.

It a politics and policies causing the problem.

Dead on agree.

I am only 28 years old, but I firmly believe that the best way to muck something up is to let the federal government be in charge of it.

810 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:13:37am

re: #781 jcm

OHMYGODWEAREALLGOINGTODIE!


We're a nation of brain dead lemmings.


Let the cannibalism begin.

811 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:13:39am

re: #808 Occasional Reader

Oh, but I am.

Just keep your hands out of your pockets so you're not charged with carrying a concealed deadly weapon.

812 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:14:05am

re: #793 jcm

I've done radiological
training on the FD. Learning to handle rad emergencies, measure and
quantify the problem. During training the instructor stash a small
amount of depleted uranium in the station and we had to find it.

We got a hit in the kitchen and zeroed in on the peanut butter. It
was emitting a small amount of radioactivity, enough so that the Geiger
counter can pick it up.

Peanuts are grown down south with high radon levels in the soil. The peanuts incorporated the radon. And presto emit radiation.


Sure these weren't grown by Jimmy Carter after his visit to 3 Mile Island?

813 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:14:24am

Speaking of being armed... Friday here in NY, a judge will rule on the case involving the police shooting of Sean Bell... Officers fired 50 shots at Bell and his friends late night leaving a strip club... Sharpton and the usual suspects are pleadging that they cannot control the community if the verdict comes out in favor of the police...

Get your riot popcorn ready....

814 UFO TOFU  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:14:33am

re: #802 christheprofessor
Unfrigginbelievable.

815 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:14:45am

re: #805 Occasional Reader

Eagle... not so sure. It's a pretty old design. Recall the wargame in India a couple of years ago, in which Indian MiG-29s did very well against our F-15s.

F-22, that's another story.

The Eagles where playing with out AWACS. We are forgetting the lessons Col. Boyd taught us and had to learn the hard way at the beginning of 'Nam.

Or guys are too dependent on the AWACS. While its a huge force multiplier, we need to be able to operate without also.

816 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:14:48am

re: #810 redstateredneck

Let the cannibalism begin.

I'd claim an olympic team, but who knows what steriods do second-hand.

817 Shug  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:15:12am

re: #784 Roger

Can we convert ethanol into corn?

I can convert it to urine

818 bosforus  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:15:29am

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
-Steven Wright
(good morning, lizards)

819 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:15:32am

re: #810 redstateredneck

Let the cannibalism begin.

The armed will eat well.

820 redstateredneck  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:16:03am

re: #802 christheprofessor

We had a fractured penis thread once...

And here all this time I thought "broke-dick" referred to a person of low income.

821 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:16:05am

re: #819 jcm

The armed will eat well.

Let the enviro-weenies live off of grasses and grains....

just like cows...

822 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:16:47am

re: #766 redstateredneck

You become less germophobic with later children.
First baby would drop pacifier, I would sterilize it before giving back to baby.
Eight years later, 2nd baby would drop pacifier, I'd stick it in my own mouth and give it back to baby.

Ah, yes. The Five-Second Rule.

I knew this would be my only child so I was extra-paranoid.

823 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:16:55am

re: #805 Occasional Reader

Eagle... not so sure. It's a pretty old
design. Recall the wargame in India a couple of years ago, in which
Indian MiG-29s did very well against our F-15s.

F-22, that's another story.


Our F-15s did quite well in real world tests against the MiG-29s of Iraq & Serbia. Though I'm sure the Indian Air Force pilots are much better than their Serbian & Iraqi counterparts.

824 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:17:10am

re: #814 UFO TOFU

Yup.

825 Ma Sands  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:17:27am

re: #806 jcm

As with virtually every famine over the last 50 years, it's not a matter of have the resources to produce the food.

It a politics and policies causing the problem.


Yeah --like cell phone towers killing all the bees, so we're not going to have any more honey.....


/ :)

826 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:18:12am

re: #771 UFO TOFU

Like that scene in Parenthood where Steve Martin asks his daughter if she feels like she wants to throw up and she says "okay"?

I don't recall that scene.

827 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:18:15am

re: #820 redstateredneck

And here all this time I thought "broke-dick" referred to a person of low income.

In this case, I think it's more like low self-esteem, coupled (heh) with tremendously bad aim....

828 tfc3rid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:18:36am

re: #825 Ma Sands

Yeah --like cell phone towers killing all the bees, so we're not going to have any more honey.....


/ :)

BTW, I have seen A LOT of bees this spring so far...

829 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:18:49am
Turkey's state-run news agency says police have detained a suspected female suicide bomber who was preparing to attack a police station in the country's south.

The Anatolia news agency says the woman was caught carrying explosives and a detonator in a taxi on Wednesday, about 50 meters (yards) from the police station in the town of Tarsus, and that it was probably her intended target.

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

830 Bob in Breckenridge  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:18:56am

Free kittens

Little Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to
give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.

Suddenly a long line of big cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?" he asked.

"Kittens", Little Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."

"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked.

"Democrat kittens" says Little Suzy.

The tall man smiled, returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity, Sen. Obama called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl with the kittens.

It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these "democrat" kittens.

The next day, Little Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN.

Everyone had their cameras ready and then Sen. Obama got out
of his limo and walked up to Little Suzy. "Now don't be frightened,"
he said, I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what
kind of kittens you're giving away today."

"Yes sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN kittens."

Taken by surprise, Sen. Obama aid, "But yesterday you told
me they were DEMOCRAT kittens."

Little Suzy says, "Yes, I know. But today, they have their eyes open."

831 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:19:02am

re: #822 MandyManners

Ah, yes. The Five-Second Rule.

I knew this would be my only child so I was extra-paranoid.

Mythbusters disproved the five-second rule.

Things got gross after first contact with the floor.

What that taught me was "Heck, you can extend it to a one minute rule then..... if it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter!"

I, personally, tend to toss things that have been on the floor.

Unless it is very small and ok for dogs, then I call for Mo.

832 lawhawk  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:19:08am

re: #810 redstateredneck

Let the cannibalism begin.

Soylent Green is people!

833 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:19:26am

re: #802 christheprofessor

We had a fractured penis thread once...

does that have anything to do with Zombie's Inflated Scrotum shots?

834 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:19:47am

re: #828 tfc3rid

BTW, I have seen A LOT of bees this spring so far...

come take ours.

We have red wasps building a hive under our deck.

835 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:19:56am

re: #789 Occasional Reader

I AM PANIC-BUYING TWINKIES RIGHT NOW NOW NOW! DON'T TRY TO GET IN MY WAY! I'M ARMED!

Twinkie terrorist!

836 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:20:15am

re: #802 christheprofessor

We had a fractured penis thread once...

That is truly hilarious.

837 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:20:24am

re: #823 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Our F-15s did quite well in real world tests against the MiG-29s of Iraq & Serbia. Though I'm sure the Indian Air Force pilots are much better than their Serbian & Iraqi counterparts.

I think in both cases, the opponents barely put up a fight. And we had total airspace dominance. As jcm points out above, our guys need to be able to fight and win in a Big War environment in which they cannot be guaranteed total airspace dominance as a prerequisite.

838 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:20:25am

re: #828 tfc3rid

BTW, I have seen A LOT of bees this spring so far...


Apparently there was a honeybee virus discovered by Israeli scientists that was too blame. So of course, it's the Joooo's fault.

839 Widow'smight  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:20:35am

re: #786 zmdavid

They do that in Rocky Top, TN

I'm Beloved too

840 Ma Sands  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:20:38am

re: #828 tfc3rid

Really? Oh, neat! I have not truly been sure if the reports were true or not.... :)

841 Rancher  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:20:45am

re: #797 Noam Sayin'
Kicked upstairs, it’s called the Peter Principle, everyone tends to rise to his level of incompetence. I think General Odierno was his #2 guy, hopefully he is as adept at COIN as Petraeus.

842 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:21:17am

re: #833 beblebrox

does that have anything to do with Zombie's Inflated Scrotum shots?

Nah. I imagine the broken peni were accidental, whereas the inflated scroti were intentional...

843 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:21:23am

re: #825 Ma Sands

re: #828 tfc3rid

Israel kills bees!

/especially Hamas bees.

844 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:21:24am

re: #835 MandyManners

Twinkie terrorist!

He doesn't need all of those twinkies he's bought.

To be fair to all, especially those who cannot afford twinkies (because their money goes to drugs and booze), we should take some of his twinkies and give them to everyone.

That's fair. Well, not to him, but who cares about him. He's probably white and we know he's employed, so he can afford to make ammends for his life of oppression.

845 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:21:30am
Former US President Jimmy Carter denied on Wednesday that the State Department warned him not to meet with leaders of Hamas before he made a recent trip to the Middle East.

The Carter Center statement said the former president attempted to call Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice before making the trip and a deputy returned his call since Rice was in Europe.

"They had a very pleasant discussion for about 15 minutes, during which he never made any of the negative or cautionary comments described," The Carter Center statement said. (Reuters)

Carter calls Condi a liar. [Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

846 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:21:40am

re: #817 Shug

I can convert it to urine

Shug, just don't piss into the fire, especially with the stronger stuff.

847 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:21:50am

re: #802 christheprofessor

We had a fractured penis thread once...

There's a bone in there?

848 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:22:00am

Now it's a drunken hump day thread about fractured penises and inflated scrotums.

/still nothing offensive, I hope...

849 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:22:05am

re: #836 really grumpy big dog Johnson

It really is. Plus, I love the way Unca Cece writes it up...

/good to see you, btw...

850 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:22:49am

re: #844 LanceKates

He doesn't need all of those twinkies he's bought.

To be fair to all, especially those who cannot afford twinkies (because their money goes to drugs and booze), we should take some of his twinkies and give them to everyone.

That's fair. Well, not to him, but who cares about him. He's probably white and we know he's employed, so he can afford to make ammends for his life of oppression.

BIG TWINKIE IS RIPPING US OFF!

851 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:23:12am

re: #848 laZardo

Now it's a drunken hump day thread about fractured penises and inflated scrotums.

/still nothing offensive, I hope...

mine was inflated once.

No, wait.... I had an inflated ego..... ego.

Gah, English is my first language, but sometimes I just get some words crossed.

852 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:23:26am

re: #848 laZardo

Now it's a drunken hump day thread about fractured penises and inflated scrotums.

/still nothing offensive, I hope...

We eat these threads for breakfast.

853 Noam Sayin'  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:23:27am

re: #841 Rancher

So, you consider Petraeus incompetent?

854 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:23:30am

re: #825 Ma Sands

Yeah --like cell phone towers killing all the bees, so we're not going to have any more honey.....


/ :)

LOL!

That kind of stuff just puts a bee in my bonnet. Some scientist offers a hypothesis to an issue. The the science editor (whose total scientific education consists of Intro To Sci 099) at an MSM outlet reads the paper and put its it the news.

Then you've got outfits like NRDC, Science in the Pubic Interest Groups who do science by press release.

Then moonbat mama reads it and panics....

855 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:23:31am

re: #845 storagemanager

Carter calls Condi a liar. [Link: www.ynetnews.com...]

Pot meets kettle...

856 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:23:36am

re: #848 laZardo

Now it's a drunken hump day thread about fractured penises and inflated scrotums.

/still nothing offensive, I hope...

humping drunk with a fractured penis and inflated scrotum would be one heck of an accomplishment.

857 bosforus  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:23:42am

re: #832 lawhawk

Soylent Green is people!

Soylent Green.
Can't help but remember the late great Phil Hartman's portrayal...
Soylent Green is still made out of people! They didn't change the recipe like they said they were going to! It's still people!

858 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:23:59am

re: #850 MandyManners

BIG TWINKIE IS RIPPING US OFF!

Exactly, and only through a.... redistrobution of wealth can things be fair for those who have no desire to achieve are victims of rich people.

859 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:24:36am

re: #855 really grumpy big dog Johnson

Pot meets kettle...

Racist!

860 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:24:40am

re: #844 LanceKates

we should take some of his twinkies and give them to everyone.

Come and get 'em, commies!

861 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:24:44am

re: #856 beblebrox

humping drunk with a fractured penis and inflated scrotum would be one heck of an accomplishment.

Only in the Congo.

862 storagemanager  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:24:49am
While Barack Hussein Obama, with his GQ visage, keeps trying to impress upon us the myth that he's the epitome of moderation, I can think of no better spokesman for him than the Honorable John Conyers. Conyers is the more honest version of Obama.

The extremist Congressman who hates America and Israel and loves terrorists and anti-Semites is now campaigning for Obama at the behest of and enlistment by the Prez-wannabe himself and his campaign.

And while on the campaign trail for Obama in North Carolina, Conyers

discussed one of his legislative passions, a controversial bill to create a commission to study reparations programs for the descendants of slaves.

[Link: www.debbieschlussel.com...]

863 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:24:52am

re: #847 MandyManners

There's a bone in there?

I'll get back to you.

864 christheprofessor  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:24:58am

re: #847 MandyManners

No bones about it...

865 MandyManners  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:25:21am

re: #858 LanceKates

Exactly, and only through a.... redistrobution of wealth can things be fair for those who have no desire to achieve are victims of rich people.

Like BHO and WAB.

866 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:25:43am

re: #860 Occasional Reader

Come and get 'em, commies!

Yoda has taught you well....

867 coquimbojoe  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:26:31am

What did I miss?

868 GreatDane  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:26:38am

The quote is shown on the wall in "Borders" in Madison Square Garden, NY.

869 LanceKates  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:26:47am

re: #865 MandyManners

Like BHO and WAB.

no no, they don't have their weath redistrobuted... they're part of the government... they're servants of the people and therefore deserve massive wealth....

it is the rest of us with a job who make more than 10k a year who deserve to be highly taxed so that others don't have to do anything but make kids and do drugs.

870 zmdavid  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:27:04am

re: #853 Noam Sayin'

So, you consider Petraeus incompetent?

No. He thinks he is good at his current job, therefore he is being promoted out of it.

871 jcm  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:27:06am

re: #867 coquimbojoe

What did I miss?

Morning Joe! Can I get you a cup of coffee?

872 Roger  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:27:19am

re: #859 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

re: #855 really grumpy big dog Johnson

Pot meets kettle...

Racist!

Piss bucket meets bedpan.

/Happier now?

873 beblebrox  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:27:21am

re: #861 MandyManners

Only in the Congo.

I would imagine it's a relatively common occurrence in S.F.

/bet the the ER workers there see the most interesting things...

874 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:27:26am
875 laZardo  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:28:07am

re: #865 MandyManners

Over here, we exclaim "baho!" when we smell something bad.

If my Tagalog hasn't rusted too much, I could've sworn that "mabaho" translates to "to stink."

876 bosforus  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:28:08am

re: #867 coquimbojoe

What did I miss?

Pretty much everything. Sorry. :(

877 Occasional Reader  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:28:17am

re: #866 LanceKates

Yoda has taught you well....

Unlike the guy in the pic, of course, I don't close one eye while shooting.... open, both eyes must be.

878 Rancher  Wed, Apr 23, 2008 8:28:27am

re: #853 Noam Sayin'
Not yet, he’s still being promoted. It’s more like being too good, he gets rewarded and now has to focus on the entire Middle East, that’s great and I hope he does well. I just hate to see him leave Iraq.

879