Heh,heh. More bacon for the rest.

That's good.

Thrown off the Plantation.

Cair: Hamas? Can't we just eat our pancakes?

Bet Michael Savage is loving this.

re: #4 Golem Akbar

Can't we just turn them into pancakes (ala St. Pancake)

"Hey Altaf Ali, you've just been disinvited from a prayer breakfast, what are you gonna do now"?

"I'm going to Disney World"!

re: #5 NJDhockeyfan

I hope he mops the floor with 'em with his lawsuit.

re: #3 Shug

Thrown off the Plantation.

There are a hell of alot of jokes in that one sentence, but half of them would probably get me suspended or worse.

re: #1 pat

Hey there might be some Jews there. May God bless Cair and keep them far, far away from us.

No waffles for Ali.

If an Indian-giver is someone who gives something, and then asks for it back, then what do you call someone who invites somebody, and then disinvites them?

Great news.

goody on you Charlie! Hey McCain! Here's your VP!

Hopefully this is the start of a trend.

Finally they get the respect they deserve !
Can the DNC dis invite Obama from the convention
LOL

/we can Hope

re: #12 ReverseTaqiyya

Intelligent

awkward encounter ensues: "umm, why is there bacon on my plate?"

Kudos to Plantation!

re: #12 ReverseTaqiyya

If an Indian-giver is someone who gives something, and then asks for it back, then what do you call someone who invites somebody, and then disinvites them?

In this case we call themSmart

C'mone now, what would Altaf Ali have prayed for anyways?

The destruction of Israel? The return of 'Palestinian' lands back to the 'Palestinians'? That his moon-god allah burn all the infidels in hell?

/OMG, it's just breakfast! We get so much grief from you Lizards.

How hateful to send a disinvitation after a perfectly nice invitation to plantation!

But seriously, it's about time people are waking up to that purported civil rights organization that does nothing but shill for terrorists.

re: #18 Bubblehead II

Intelligent

YES! It looks like they are finally waking up!

The Tim Townsend visit count must have just gone up by one.

I am going to start a protest group. "People for the Protection of the Prerogative of Politicians to Partake of Pancakes with Persons who Praise the Prophet for Peaceful Purposes", or PPPPPPPPPPP.

Can we dis invite CAIR from the United States?

I bet shit-slinging Hoopie's gonna' seethe.

re: #26 Gordon Marock

I am going to start a protest group. "People for the Protection of the Prerogative of Politicians to Partake of Pancakes with Persons who Praise the Prophet for Peaceful Purposes", or PPPPPPPPPPP.

Hey, you forgot the (pbuh) after Muhammad's name!

p-pedophiles
b-burn
u-under
h-hellfire

Place Bacon Upon Him, Pour Beer Upon Him, Place Bomb Under Him, etc etc

The Cair person wouldn't have been praying to the same god anyway.

As God is omnipresent, the fact that Muslims have to face in a certain direction to pray is a measure of their idolatry IMHO.

Free speech, use it or lose it.

re: #11 NJDhockeyfan

No waffles for Ali.

LOL!

How embarrassing for CAIR. teeheehee

re: #29 ReverseTaqiyya

or (please bring us hotcakes).

re: #33 Gordon Marock

or (please bring us hotcakes).

LOL! I'll have to put that one in my repertoire, if that's ok with you.

re: #1 pat

Heh,heh. More bacon for the rest.

Mmmm! Bacon! Good for Mayor Armstrong!

re: #26 Gordon Marock

I am going to start a protest group. "People for the Protection of the Prerogative of Politicians to Partake of Pancakes with Persons who Praise the Prophet for Peaceful Purposes", or PPPPPPPPPPP.

...in Plantation - PPPPPPPPPPPP
We can call them pp's for short (or short pp's if they've been to Congo lately)

It's almost Friday. They needed something to seeth about.

re: #36 carl b

...in Plantation - PPPPPPPPPPPP
We can call them pp's for short (or short pp's if they've been to Congo lately)

I was saving that last P, I swear it.

This hasn't been the best week for President Bush either. First his own daughter intimated she hasn't yet decided to vote for the presumptive nominee of her dad's party, then that same nominee throws the President under the bus over Katrina. Boy with friends and family like that who needs enemies?

re: #39 Nevergiveup

Abbas is his good buddy

The question is: Why were they invited in the first place?
It's not like CAIR has recently changed it's stripes.
Perhaps some eyes got opened?

re: #41 Izzy Dunne

The question is: Why were they invited in the first place?
It's not like CAIR has recently changed it's stripes.
Perhaps some eyes got opened?

Because while we all know all about CAIR, the great bulk of the populace out there don't. Sad but true!

The sad thing is that it took this long.

re: #43 rawmuse

The sad thing is that it took this long.

I keep waiting for the pendulum to start back.

re: #24 ReverseTaqiyya

Now if we could just get the Juries to wake up, thing would even be better. Sorry for the late response, making dinner.

Later, left loon giblets!
Sorry, couldn't help but do one more lgf anagram.

re: #41 Izzy Dunne

The question is: Why were they invited in the first place?

Thats the FUN part
Publicly invite them then Publicly Dis-invite them
LOL
Hahahahah

re: #41 Izzy Dunne

The question is: Why were they invited in the first place?
It's not like CAIR has recently changed it's stripes.
Perhaps some eyes got opened?

Baffling!

re: #43 rawmuse

The sad thing is that it took this long.

Yup.

Breakfast taqiyas off the menu

Later, noble elf glottis.
Seriously, I'm done now.

re: #48 LeePro

Hello Lee, you well?

Looks like bacon is back on the menu!

re: #54 Armigerous

Gross!

Lately, when I read good news at some other website, I find myself looking around for that little "+" to click on. Then I feel silly.

re: #56 wrenchwench

Lately, when I read good news at some other website, I find myself looking around for that little "+" to click on. Then I feel silly.

Another virtual uptick.

re: #54 Armigerous
He was disinvited because of his ties to Hamas a terrorist organization not because of his faith. This was political not religious.

re: #54 Armigerous

Oh, for pity's sake. TMI.

Well the political is religious with these guys

re: #58 snowcrash

He was disinvited because of his ties to Hamas a terrorist organization not because of his faith. This was political not religious.

wellllllll...at least it's a starting point!

Din-din!

re: #59 MandyManners

I concurr Mandy!

re: #61 paxnhymn
Totally agree but I don't want them to try the religious bigotry argument.

Pretty soon CAIR will disappear.
It will fade into oblivion.
But many of CAIR's main cronies will wash up as part of other, more "lily white" organizations.
Same agenda, without the weight of that ''unindicted co-conspirator" sword over their heads.
I just hope that connections website can keep track of them all.

re: #64 snowcrash

Totally agree but I don't want them to try the religious bigotry argument.

oh they won't just try it, it's like a reflex to them

Later, Lizards! It has been highly satisfactory to chat among you.

This bunch will whine 'religious bigotry' no matter what we do....it's part of their modus operandi in an ongoing attempt to institute sharia law

re: #64 snowcrash

Totally agree but I don't want them to try the religious bigotry argument.

ahhhh! F%ck em and feed em fish heads! we need to stop p*ssying with these assholes! They hate me. I hate them....no bones about it.

re: #1 pat

Heh,heh. More bacon for the rest.

I might have eaten some bacon in celebration. (notice I said might)

Are they starting to be recognized for who they really are?

who was the first to post "No waffles for you!" ?

re: #72 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Are they starting to be recognized for who they really are?

God I hope so. To that end, I'm considering moving to North Carolina just so I can vote for Sue Myrick.

re: #11 NJDhockeyfan

Nice!

Heh. I just love it when @$$es like that get slapped. Wonder how high the seeth-o-meter will read....
And speaking of pancakes... They were doing some goofy Rachel Corrie tribute at my school, and there were posters all over, with a title "My Name is Rachel Corrie". Oh no it's not. It's St. Pancake of the Terrortories, for all eternity!

re: #76 Natasha

Heh. I just love it when @$$es like that get slapped. Wonder how high the seeth-o-meter will read....
And speaking of pancakes... They were doing some goofy Rachel Corrie tribute at my school, and there were posters all over, with a title "My Name is Rachel Corrie". Oh no it's not. It's St. Pancake of the Terrortories, for all eternity!

I don't suppose it was a Pancake Breakfast, was it?

re: #76 Natasha

Rachel Corrie is a role model for useful idiots everywhere.

re: #74 Last Mohican

God I hope so. To that end, I'm considering moving to North Carolina just so I can vote for Sue Myrick.

yeah that woman has some BIg brass balls!

/ and I have to admit I like someone tweakin' McCain's nose...

re: #78 pegcity

Rachel Corrie is a role model for useful idiots everywhere.

I prefer to think of her as an example, rather than a role model.

pegcity:
Rachel Corrie is a role model for useful useless idiots everywhere.

Fixed it for ya :)

re: #73 IslandLibertarian

who was the first to post "No waffles for you!" ?

DNJHockeyfan @ No. 11.

re: #74 Last Mohican

In a attempt to farther/further (never know which one to use) highlight my ingnorance...who?

If I were Caterpillar I would use Rachel Corrie in my next ad campaign as the poster girl for the D-10

re: #78 pegcity

Rachel Corrie is a role model for useful idiots speed bumps everywhere.

fixed

re: #76 Natasha

Heh. I just love it when @$$es like that get slapped. Wonder how high the seeth-o-meter will read....
And speaking of pancakes... They were doing some goofy Rachel Corrie tribute at my school, and there were posters all over, with a title "My Name is Rachel Corrie". Oh no it's not. It's St. Pancake of the Terrortories, for all eternity!

Is it still going on? If so, I double-dog dare you to write "St. Pancake" on some posters.

re: #79 paxnhymn

The RNC NC chairlady was very cool today. Lots of moxie.

Mmmmm... Pancakes and bacon.. Too bad I can only have bacon, but not pancakes. I do not eat grains or grain products. Beer and vodka are exceptions.

re: #29 ReverseTaqiyya

Hey, you forgot the (pbuh) after Muhammad's name!

p-pedophiles
b-burn
u-under
h-hellfire

Place Bacon Upon Him, Pour Beer Upon Him, Place Bomb Under Him, etc etc

Pork and Bacon upon him.

re: #85 Armigerous

If I were Caterpillar I would use Rachel Corrie in my next ad campaign as the poster girl for the D-10

kinda like an old Timex add..shows her being plowed under, a John cameron swazey sound alike cuts in and says, "caterpillar D-10...Keeps on rakin' while the bones are breakin'".....

/sick, I know.

re: #88 savage_nation

Hey Savage! Where are you traveling tonight/tomorrow?

MandyManners,
you naughty naughty girl! I love the way you think, and I think I will do it. I have a big fat permanent marker on this trash-pile of a desk somewhere.

re: #87 MandyManners

Triple dog dare!

re: #93 conservgirl

Gotta run Talk to you later

re: #90 Natasha

Hey 'tasha! I hear you on the liquid grain products!

re: #96 LeftJustAintRight
bye you, see you later.

re: #90 Natasha

Mmmmm... Pancakes and bacon.. Too bad I can only have bacon, but not pancakes. I do not eat grains or grain products. Beer and vodka are exceptions.

What the hell? A reverse vegetarian?

"Got a sicko freak standing in your way?...try the D-10....use our dozer to decompose her"

re: #100 savage_nation
wow, you okay with your time?

re: #99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

FBV- So not a vegan? Just a vegetarian?

re: #83 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

In a attempt to farther/further (never know which one to use) highlight my ingnorance...who?

Sue Myrick is a congresswoman from North Carolina, and founder of the House Anti-terrorism/jihad caucus, which apparently now has 118 members from both parties. Here is an interview with her. She made the news recently because she called for revoking Jimmy Carter's passport when he went abroad to meet with a terrorist group. I'm mostly impressed by her ten-point plan for dealing with jihadist groups, which can be found in this article.

Here they are:

Myrick's 10-point plan

1. Investigate all military chaplains endorsed by Abdurahman Alamoudi, who was imprisoned for funding a terrorist organization.

2. Investigate all prison chaplains endorsed by Alamoudi.

3. Investigate the selection process of Arabic translators working for the Pentagon and FBI.

4. Examine the nonprofit status of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

5. Make it an act of sedition or solicitation of treason to preach or publish materials that call for the deaths of Americans.

6. Audit sovereign wealth funds in the United States.

7. Cancel scholarship student visa program with Saudi Arabia until they reform their text books, which she claims preach hatred and violence against non-Muslims.

8. Restrict religious visas for imams who come from countries that don't allow reciprocal visits by non-Muslim clergy.

9. Cancel contracts to train Saudi police and security in U.S. counterterrorism tactics.

10. Block the sale of sensitive military munitions to Saudi Arabia.

"Racism!"

/moonbat default

The term "useful idiots" was correct in the first place.

Think about it...

re: #94 Natasha

MandyManners,
you naughty naughty girl! I love the way you think, and I think I will do it. I have a big fat permanent marker on this trash-pile of a desk somewhere.

then get a picture or two & post them!

Fat Bastard Vegetarian:

What the hell? A reverse vegetarian?

Heh! I like that! Not quite. I eat tons of raw or minimally cooked fruit and vegetables. And I eat meat -- cooked, unless it's sashimi. Just not grains or flour products. Keeps me in good shape.

re: #106 savage_nation

Great. Whatcha hauling?

re: #105 Last Mohican

10. Block the sale of sensitive military munitions to Saudi Arabia

Let's see if this one is sensitive, if I hit it with this mallet.

/copyright Warner Bros 1943

re: #99 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

What the hell? A reverse vegetarian?

So, clue me to the fine gradations.
Like, tonight, we're having real egg omelets with real cheese, salsa and avacado.
Are we vegans, vegetarians or none of the above?
(Just tonight, BTW, usually we eat rabbit, venison, fish of all sorts, smoked duck and so on.)

re: #91 Kosh's Shadow

I currently favor "Public Bathroom Upon his House."

Did everyone note that one? Apparently the Saudi royal scumbags demolished the ruins of Mohammed's house, and built a public toilet on them. It's all part of extorting more money from the world's Muslims on their way to the mandatory hajj. This project was actually performed by the bin Laden construction company. Story here.

re: #114 mean Gene
Sounds vegetarian to me...

re: #111 Natasha

Fat Bastard Vegetarian:

Heh! I like that! Not quite. I eat tons of raw or minimally cooked fruit and vegetables. And I eat meat -- cooked, unless it's sashimi. Just not grains or flour products. Keeps me in good shape.

I'm in shape. round is a shape, ain't it?

re: #105 Last Mohican

So, she's a friend of America! Great!

Thanks for the edumacation!

Conservgirl:

Great. Whatcha hauling?

The drunken beligerent smartass in me wants to say: Haulin' @$$!

re: #114 mean Gene

So, clue me to the fine gradations.
Like, tonight, we're having real egg omelets with real cheese, salsa and avacado.
Are we vegans, vegetarians or none of the above?
(Just tonight, BTW, usually we eat rabbit, venison, fish of all sorts, smoked duck and so on.)

Tonight, you're a lacto-ovo-vegetarian. Other nights, you're a bambivore.

re: #83 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

In a attempt to farther/further (never know which one to use) highlight my ingnorance...who?

further....if it's figurative/abstract
farther.....if it's literal space/distance
father.....if it's a male progenitor

re: #121 Natasha

Well you made me laugh tasha!

re: #114 mean Gene

ova lacto vegetarians...eggs dairy but not meat...just today (heh)

re: #115 Last Mohican

I currently favor "Public Bathroom Upon his House."

Did everyone note that one? Apparently the Saudi royal scumbags demolished the ruins of Mohammed's house, and built a public toilet on them. It's all part of extorting more money from the world's Muslims on their way to the mandatory hajj. This project was actually performed by the bin Laden construction company. Story here.

oh man,that is just too rich..binladens company?!Perfect..(pissing be upon him)

re: #122 Last Mohican

Tonight, you're a lacto-ovo-vegetarian. Other nights, you're a bambivore.

Actually, Mohican is right. PIMF.

re: #126 Fat Bastard Vegetarian
Did not know there were varying vegetarians. Just thought there were Vegs and a Vegans. Who knew?

re: #129 savage_nation

CRAP!

heh

#115 Last Mohican

I find this info ironic and perversely funny.

re: #123 wolfie

In a attempt to farther/further (never know which one to use)

further....if it's figurative/abstract
farther.....if it's literal space/distance
father.....if it's a male progenitor

Oh, ok. I'll try again.

In a attempt to farther/further (never know which one to use) ...

re: #123 wolfie

Wolfie, good to hear about the cheese grits! Sounds like it was a winner.

conservgirl:

Well you made me laugh tasha!

I swear, with enough wine in me, I could do well as a stand-up comedian, as long as my routine did not require actually standing up!

re: #130 conservgirl

I guess you've never lived in Northern California! Hardest place I know to throw a dinner party. You gotta call everyone in advance and figure out who's vegan, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, pescatarian... some people will eat meat but not red meat... some people will any meat but prefer that it be organic.

re: #133 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

farther, distance?

re: #130 conservgirl

Did not know there were varying vegetarians. Just thought there were Vegs and a Vegans. Who knew?

Jim Gaffigan said it well. He says,
"I am a vegetarian. But, not a strict vegetarian. I eat beef, pork, and poultry. But I don't eat seafood because...it's disgusting! You know what grows in the ocean? Monsters!"

I live in Plantation. It's a Progressive Paradise. We even have trolley's to nowhere with no one riding them.

re: #133 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oh, ok. I'll try again.

In a attempt to farther/further (never know which one to use) ...

As long as you avoid "father", you'll be okay!

re: #137 Last Mohican
That sounds like Hell!

I am in MS where we fry everything and only eat meat if it has fat on it!:)

re: #135 conservgirl

Wolfie, good to hear about the cheese grits! Sounds like it was a winner.

Deeeeeeeeelicious! :D Thanks again!

re: #137 Last Mohican

I guess you've never lived in Northern California! Hardest place I know to throw a dinner party. You gotta call everyone in advance and figure out who's vegan, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, pescatarian... some people will eat meat but not red meat... some people will any meat but prefer that it be organic.

Oh, what is pescatarian?

re: #140 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Jim Gaffigan said it well. He says,
"I am a vegetarian. But, not a strict vegetarian. I eat beef, pork, and poultry. But I don't eat seafood because...it's disgusting! You know what grows in the ocean? Monsters!"

Little Tasty Monsters.

re: #139 song_and_dance_man

I'd like to see Islam disinvited from the globe.

The universe!

conservgirl:

I am in MS where we fry everything and only eat meat if it has fat on it!:)

I love fat! I eat lots of it, but I am still a skinny little agile punk my ever-dieting friends love to hate.

I'm a vegetarian once removed. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.

re: #143 conservgirl

Now that's how eating should be done. I'm dreaming of chicken-fried steak and getting hungry.

re: #144 wolfie
Did you see the cheese apples post? It's equally divine.

Also what did you cook with the grits?

Hey folks what's shakin' in Lizardville this fine evening?

re: #151 wrenchwench

I'm a vegetarian once removed. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.

I actually used to say that before I went vegetarian! GMTA!

Last Mohican:

I'm dreaming of chicken-fried steak and getting hungry

Sorry, all I got is slow-cooked pork ribs tonight.

re: #152 Last Mohican
Come on down...I will serve you some fried catfish!Or some ribs. Or some fried chicken....with fried Okra..

Buzzsawmonkey:

Someone who worships fish? Bow--bow, I say--to Dagon!

Dagon/Cthulhu '08... Why pick the lesser evil?

OH, OT

Some C**ksucker broke into my car at a hotel last night and stole my 1,000.00 GPS unit! Broke my window too!

Right now I am at a different hotel (obviously) with plastic taped over my window and a sign that says, "Don't Bother! Nothing Left!" Was the sign a bad idea?

re: #154 sparrowlake
Hey you masculine bird!:)

re: #146 conservgirl

Oh, what is pescatarian?

My understanding is that a pescatarian is someone who eats vegetables, and seafood, but won't eat the flesh of land animals. I'm not sure if they can eat eggs and cheese, but I'd assume they probably can.

Actually I think it may be spelled "pescetarian." Last thing you wanna go and do is misspell "pescetarian" and offend all the pescetarians out there...

re: #152 Last Mohican

Now that's how eating should be done. I'm dreaming of chicken-fried steak and getting hungry.

OK I'll bite - what's a chicken-fried steak?

re: #162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Actually, not over my window...over the hole where my window goes.

re: #162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Crazy. I am always afraid of that happening to me, except I got needles and syringes to steal.

Perhaps they were worried that Altaf Ali was going to lead them in Islamic prayer to the moon-rock idol in the Ka'aba in Mecca?

They got a little worried when they learned that he was going to lead prayer while only wearing a tiger stipped thong under his robes.

re: #166 sparrowlake
It's like steak breaded and fried like chicken.

re: #122 Last Mohican

Tonight, you're a lacto-ovo-vegetarian. Other nights, you're a bambivore.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

re: #172 savage_nation
okay:)

re: #153 conservgirl

Did you see the cheese apples post? It's equally divine.

Also what did you cook with the grits?

Just Edward's sausage (from Smithfield in VA.....really good stuff) and then a green salad w/ Italian dressing. It made a wonderful supper.

re: #166 sparrowlake

It's a great world we live in. Chicken fried steak has its own Wikipedia article.

re: #137 Last Mohican

I guess you've never lived in Northern California! Hardest place I know to throw a dinner party. You gotta call everyone in advance and figure out who's vegan, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, pescatarian... some people will eat meat but not red meat... some people will any meat but prefer that it be organic.

screw that..I lived out there years ago (being the greatest unrecognized actor of my generation) and people ate what I made or they brought there own..

Fat Bastard Vegetarian:
I don't think the sign is a bad idea. I just think that, as an engineer, I should look into designing a car alarm that can mess up the intruder in some way. Protection AND satisfaction.
Holy cow, that sounds like a condom commercial. Excuse me, I am drinking wine.

re: #171 ReverseTaqiyya

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

re: #176 wolfie

Yum...
I love sausage, and I bet it was good with the grits.

So what about the cheese apples?

I will qualify my previous statement: as a future engineer. Still got a little time before graduation.

Now I'm dreaming about the slow-cooked pork ribs that Natasha is cooking up.

See what happens when Charles starts a breakfast-related thread around dinnertime? I better go make some food before I eat my laptop.

re: #177 Last Mohican

It's a great world we live in. Chicken fried steak has its own Wikipedia article.

OMG!
So do corn fritters!
What a world!

re: #179 buzzsawmonkey
Oh, not sure? It sounds similiar..

re: #180 Natasha

I've seen prototypes of a steel beam that comes out from under the chassis where the entry happens, hard enough to hurt a smidge. Well, actually hard enough to break the shins of the person doing the breaking.

Last Mohican:
And you can bet that if it is a muslim-related thread, someone will be cooking pork and drinking. As I am doing now.

re: #180 Natasha

Fat Bastard Vegetarian:
I don't think the sign is a bad idea. I just think that, as an engineer, I should look into designing a car alarm that can mess up the intruder in some way.

I think that's illegal. Even if you post a prominent sign saying "warning, if you break into my car, a spring-loaded gun may shoot you in the face."

On the other hand, I think just posting the sign, without actually installing the spring-loaded gun, is legal.

Perhaps there's a lawyer in the house.

Replaced my 899.00 (a year and a half ago) GPS with a comparable unit this morning for 300.00. Boy, you gotta love it when technology becomes more accessible!

re: #188 Natasha

Where are you slow cooking the ribs? In the oven? Dry rub or wet sauce?

"No. I don't have any spare ribs!"

Arnold Ziffle.

Fat Bastard Vegetarian:

I've seen prototypes of a steel beam that comes out from under the chassis where the entry happens, hard enough to hurt a smidge. Well, actually hard enough to break the shins of the person doing the breaking.

I like that! But I'd prefer something more devious, like electric shock. Not enough to kill, just enough to paralyze and scare. Or, a pair of shears that pop out of the driver's seat as the car is hot-wired to nab the robbers "family jewels".

re: #182 conservgirl

Yum...
I love sausage, and I bet it was good with the grits.

So what about the cheese apples?

I bet Mr. Wolf would go for that. He loves apple pie/coobler/crisp, homemade apple sauce, anything apple.
I'm not much of a baked apples person, myself. I love 'em , but crispy and cold.

re: #194 savage_nation

It looks gross Savage, but it is probably pretty good.

I am a Fat Bastard Liar! I did not see a prototype...I heard a prototype being discussed. Sorry. I must go and fix my lying pie hole!

With beer.

BBL.

conservgirl:
I am cooking them in the oven, using a custom dry-rub made according to my Dad's recipe. It's very simple but it is awesome! Every time I have a dinner party and serve these, I get marriage proposals :)

re: #196 wolfie
I am telling you it is wonderful. I am not crazy about baked apples either. Do you want me to re-post it?

re: #173 conservgirl

It's like steak breaded and fried like chicken.

Zoweee, my yiddishe mama never knew from that!
I'm gonna hafta try some.

re: #152 Last Mohican

Now that's how eating should be done. I'm dreaming of chicken-fried steak and getting hungry.

Is it just me, or does everyone hate that restaurants show all those commercials between 9 and 11PM.

Do I need to correct coobler?
Can't you folks figure out it was supposed to be cobbler?
What are you?.... idiots?

I'm sorry.
Hunger makes me cranky.

re: #199 Natasha
How long do you cook them for? Do you put water in the bottom, in the tin foil when you cook them?

re: #200 conservgirl

I am telling you it is wonderful. I am not crazy about baked apples either. Do you want me to re-post it?

YES!

re: #204 wolfie
I never knew you misspelled it!

re: #208 conservgirl

I never knew you misspelled it!

Hmmmmm........

How can one sit in a schedule?

re: #177 Last Mohican

It's a great world we live in. Chicken fried steak has its own Wikipedia article.

I've had schnitzel, but that's not beef - I'm gonna definitely try this.
BTW Lon, how's Hawkeye these days?

conservgirl:
I put them in a buttered (or oiled, if you are squeamish) pan, and put butter (or oil) on top of them. I blast them at 450 degrees for about 10 minutes. Then, down to 300, and just let them sit. Check them by sticking them with a fork. If no juice runs out, but the meat is tender and falling off the bones, they're done. Don't be afraid to look in on them often. it only lowers the temp and makes the process more gradual.

re: #209 wolfie

I meant I read right through it, I know there is not such thing as a coobler.

conservgirl:
Sorry, forgot to tell you the important part:
usually takes a couple of hours or more if the slab is big. I am an engineer by nature, I have to see for myself if the stated specs actually are true. So, trial and error.

re: #166 sparrowlake

Cubed steak, dipped in beaten egg, dredged in a flour/salt/pepper/secret spice mix, pan fried. Served with mashed potatoes/country (pork/white) gravy and sweet corn.

As Savage said. Heaven on earth. Great for either breakfast/lunch or supper depending on the side dish.

re: #213 conservgirl

I meant I read right through it, I know there is not such thing as a coobler.

I was trying to think of something clever it could be!
Raccoon pie...Naw. That's a stretch.

re: #217 buzzsawmonkey Sure do!

re: #210 MandyManners

How can one sit in a schedule?

You`re quite right - it takes two to do it right, that way you`ve got a tight schedule.

re: #215 Bubblehead II

Cubed steak, dipped in beaten egg, dredged in a flour/salt/pepper/secret spice mix, pan fried. Served with mashed potatoes/country (pork/white) gravy and sweet corn.

Do we want to know the secret?

re: #214 Natasha

Do you think you could lower the temperature even more and cook them longer?
Say, you wanted to go out & not come back for 4 or 5 hours.
You're the engineer!

I loooove chicken-fried steak! I love it even more to watch a [bigoted word] thread devolve (or evolve) into a cooking/ drinking/ boobie thread. Only on LGF.
You know, I cannot understand how anyone can call LGF a hate- site, when people here have so much fun! Sure, we hate some people or things, but then, who doesn't? Difference is, we are not hell-bent on suicide-bombing their pizza joints or flying planes into their business buildings.

re: #216 wolfie

Cheese apples from Rosemary

Here Wolfie...

Wolfie:
You could do that. My (engineer) Dad used to leave chickens in the home-built smoker for hours. The key is to deliver heat evenly. Sure, you can drop the temp and make it an all-day thing. But you have to check, check, check. Because there is a threat of it drying out too much.

re: #215 Bubblehead II

Cubed steak, dipped in beaten egg, dredged in a flour/salt/pepper/secret spice mix, pan fried. Served with mashed potatoes/country (pork/white) gravy and sweet corn.

As Savage said. Heaven on earth. Great for either breakfast/lunch or supper depending on the side dish.

Oh yeah! And I`m guessing that secret spice has a bite to it.

re: #229 sparrowlake
You can cube it or make into a patty too.

re: #225 conservgirl
: #416 seekeroftruth Cheese apples: Two cans of sliced apples packed in water, not apple pie filling, 2 sticks of butter softened, 1 and half cups of sugar, 1 lb of shredded velveeta, 1 and 1/2 cups of self-rising flour. Cream butter and sugar, add flour and cheese. This will be very ...
This is better...

Savage....
This is one of my favorite movies! Funny thing is... Every guy I've ever dated (there were not many) thought my parents were the Mafia. My ex-husband nicknamed them "The Sopranos" as soon as he met them (and that was before my Dad stood up at the family dinner and kicked his ass).

re: #231 conservgirl

UGH! Let me get this right!

:

re: #220 Racer X

Nothing special. Just a little bit of Parsley,Sage,Rosemary and Thyme and a dash of Onion powder. Adjust mixture to taste.

re: #234 conservCheese apples:

Two cans of sliced apples packed in water, not apple pie filling, 2 sticks of butter softened, 1 and half cups of sugar, 1 lb of shredded velveeta, 1 and 1/2 cups of self-rising flour. Cream butter and sugar, add flour and cheese. This will be very stiff. Drain apples and add apples to flour mixture. Pour in three qt greased casserole. Sprinkle with cinnamon. Bake at 350 for 30 minutes.

girl

Alright, here it is.....

re: #232 Natasha
Natasha you must tell us what happened at the dinner table to make your dad beat his ass.

Savage:

Your dad beat his ass? wow!

Good old Daddy was warning me about that punk from the time I introduced them. I did not listen. I was wrong. My Dad did beat his ass because he mouthed off to me-- in front of MY family at a Christmas party. . Later on, it was humbling to call Daddy and say : "I filed for divorce, you, Sir, were right all along". Just an aside, my Mom and Dad are still married and committed to each other.

re: #238 conservgirl

GOT IT !

We have a goat named Velveeta.
Well, I wanted a cow.
Kinda like Obama's grandfather wanted a boy & so he named his daughter Stanley.
I'm bad. I admit it.

re: #230 conservgirl

You can cube it or make into a patty too.

It`s my patty!

conservgirl,
the punk basically said something snippy about it being OK to cheat on your wife if she didn't know, then made some other dumb remark about me being stupid.... He was under the impression my relatives did not speak enough English to understand..... Too bad.... for him.

re: #239 buzzsawmonkey

Well the Sage and Onion powder are part of it. But the question just gave me an excuse to link to that song... Don't be asking for my super secret Lasgana recipe though.........

re: #162 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

OH, OT

Some C**ksucker broke into my car at a hotel last night and stole my 1,000.00 GPS unit! Broke my window too!

Right now I am at a different hotel (obviously) with plastic taped over my window and a sign that says, "Don't Bother! Nothing Left!" Was the sign a bad idea?

I'm sorry to hear. Especially about the glass window broken. But I must tell you, your sense of humor got me to laughing more than I should! Tried reading a second time and it got funnier:-)

Savage,
what you are dealing with now reminds me, sort of, of what my Dad and Mom had to put up with from me for a while. My excuse was:" I just came to America, I got my freedom, I can be as stupid as I want to be". It sucks to tell your Mom and Dad they were right. Yet, Dad respects me more for figuring stuff out on my own.

re: #245 wolfie
Thank goodness, after three tries on my part!

My grandfather has goats. The billy is named Clinton and one of the females is named Monica.

My dad gave his mexican workers one time a cow and they tied it up to their trailer. Daddy said they were so happy. There were ten of them that lived in that single-wide with the cow tied to the side.

re: #250 savage_nation

Velveeta is great fishbait.... true!

NOT Velveeta the goat, though!
Although, I wouldn't mind terribly if she wandered into traffic.
She's supposed to eat the kudzu and eats everything else instead.

re: #247 Natasha
Well that was a stupid mistake on his part:)

re: #253 conservgirl

Clinton and Monica! ROFLMAO !

re: #256 wolfie

He loves telling people about those two goats.

re: #247 Natasha

Do either of your parents ever pretend they don't know English?
My mother does that all the time! (She's completely fluent & has lived here nearly 25 yrs!)

OT, but from one of the dying threads:

... Well, this is helpful

McCain disses own party [again]

No, he's not running or condoning attack ads against democrats. His own party? That's a different story.

You know John, the only reason you are going to get my vote is because the opposition is just that much worse than you are. You are no prize yourself however.

Man, this really sucks. My first election was for Ronald Reagan. How far we have fallen!

re: #250 savage_nation

Velveeta is great fishbait.... true!

OK I`ll bite - what ugly creature would chomp on a piece of Velveeta

re: #254 wolfie
Is there anything that kills the kudzu? We have it all over my state!

re: #260 wolfie
Where is she from? Your mother...

Paraphrasing Mayor Armstrong to CAIR: Go fly an imam.

Priceless.

re: #258 savage_nation

the CHEESE!

Oh! I'll bet it would be good bait.
Mr. Wolf has used peanut butter!
But then, Mr. Wolf tells me the activity is called fishing, not catching.
(I don't fire up the grill when he goes out!)

conservgirl:

Well that was a stupid mistake on his part:)

It was, and he knows it. We live in the same town. He sees me. Since I left him, I bought a brand-new car, and am about to buy a brand new Kawasaki Ninja 250. Because I cannot always ask the beautiful owner of a certain Hayabusa to be there as my motorcycle-taxi.

re: #263 conservgirl

Is there anything that kills the kudzu? We have it all over my state!

Tactical nukes?
(NOTHING works.)

re: #264 conservgirl

Where is she from? Your mother...

Bolivia

re: #223 Natasha

I loooove chicken-fried steak! I love it even more to watch a Muslim thread devolve (or evolve) into a cooking/ drinking/ boobie thread. Only on LGF.
You know, I cannot understand how anyone can call LGF a hate- site, when people here have so much fun! Sure, we hate some people or things, but then, who doesn't? Difference is, we are not hell-bent on suicide-bombing their pizza joints or flying planes into their business buildings.

I only hate people who hate me. If any Muslims are fine with me being a practicing Jew, and are fine with Israel existing within safe borders, as a Jewish state, with control of the Temple Mount, I'm fine with them.
If they hate me, want to enslave or kill me and my other Jews (and others), and destroy Israel, then I hate them.
Unfortunately, there are far too many in the latter case.

re: #267 savage_nation

OK so don't tell. LOL.
Have a good evening.

re: #267 savage_nation
Bye Savage...

re: #263 conservgirl

Is there anything that kills the kudzu? We have it all over my state!

Goats eat it like candy. Of course it makes the meat kind of green (no, I'm not kidding) but enough BBQ sauce and it's ok.

Isn't breakfast forbidden anyway? Or is it just forbidden to enjoy it? Do they have to scowl the entire time? Do the women have to deal with syrup and burqua issues?

Anyway, glad this dork was disinvited. People are finally realizing that CAIR is a terrorist front?

re: #269 wolfie
Yep that is what I heard. But here in MS I see Kudzu soap and candles. The smell is pretty fragrant. So I guess we are trying to make something out of that horrible vine.

re: #276 conservgirl

Yep that is what I heard. But here in MS I see Kudzu soap and candles. The smell is pretty fragrant. So I guess we are trying to make something out of that horrible vine.

There used to be a restaurant in Atlanta called the "Kudzu Cafe" where, among other things, they'd serve Kudzu, cut into strips and fried crisp, as a garnish. It was actually pretty good.

re: #271 Kosh's Shadow

I only hate people who hate me. If any Muslims are fine with me being a practicing Jew, and are fine with Israel existing within safe borders, as a Jewish state, with control of the Temple Mount, I'm fine with them.
If they hate me, want to enslave or kill me and my other Jews (and others), and destroy Israel, then I hate them.
Unfortunately, there are far too many in the latter case.

Uh...you actually know a Muslim that is fine with the good guys controlling the Temple Mount? They must be Jooooslims.

re: #274 Lucius Septimius
I did not know that educated people ate goat? I have heard of barbecue goat. Heard it was not good.

Rejected.

I'd be happy not having a CAIR in the world.

Like being 10 again.

re: #242 savage_nation

Queenryche is ok. Some of thier songs remind me Pink Floyd though. I definatly believe this song is a true representation of our inner cites though.

re: #277 Lucius Septimius
I can't believe that have not done that here. So it was pretty tasty huh? My favorite fried food is pickles, love fried pickles.

re: #276 conservgirl

Yep that is what I heard. But here in MS I see Kudzu soap and candles. The smell is pretty fragrant. So I guess we are trying to make something out of that horrible vine.

At a research center not far from here they are working on making butanol out of kudzu! I heard NC State also has a program looking into that!
The Curse of the South could become the salvation of the combustion engine!

re: #279 conservgirl

I have not tried it -- heard this from my redneck-hippie outlaws.

re: #281 Bubblehead II
I saw that awful band with the future base player from Creed. I got invited with some highschool friends and went out of stupidity.