Superjihad me.

/not

Where in the World is Osama bin Laden? Nowhere - Hell isn't in the world.

Onezees. I has them.

I'd prefer a Cair-free life!

Nobody cares about this guy anymore.

The premise is stupid. He looks stupid on the cover. He's obviously stupid.

Well, like, wot's in the movie?

Perhaps it will be satire like Spike Jones' "In Der Fuhrer's Face." Perhaps I am dreaming.

-S-

That camel looks mightily pissed off!

“I have a whole new appreciation for what it’s like to be discriminated against...We’re not as tolerant as we should be. ... You can’t stereotype one and a half billion people..."

There's that underlying premise again:
It's Bad To Be Judgmental."

#6 savage_nation

Aww, no more cairbears then? boo hoo!

I'm going to miss Hudna Bear. You know, the one that agrees to live in peace, then slits your throat when you go to sleep.

re: #2 zmdavid

Where in the World is Osama bin Laden? Nowhere - Hell isn't in the world.

Yes it is....Pakistan.

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden

One word. dead.

Morgan Spurlock is an a**hole. I'll be glad when his 15 minutes is over.

Osama Bin Laden? Pushing up poppies at Tora Bora.

Supersize me - with whisky.

re: #10 jaunte

“I have a whole new appreciation for what it’s like to be discriminated against...We’re not as tolerant as we should be. ... You can’t stereotype one and a half billion people..."

There's that underlying premise again:
It's Bad To Be Judgmental."

One thing wrong with that statement (thanks for the quote, btw, jaunte):
he's basically telling us to be tolerant, never mind that we'll get killed for our tolerance in the end.

Another good war-cry for me is:
'Don't tolerate intolerance!'

A lot of people will love this film and really lap it up because it will reinforce and bolster their pre-existing hatred for Jews and America. It's a despicable piece of garbage and propaganda for the Michael Moore/Chomsky brigade who can only see what they believe. To sit in a cinema with such a braindead gormless audience is worse than painful as the preaching is done to the converted. But the worse thing is that this film will brainwash and convert more youth....you know, the ones wearing trendy keffiyehs.....into hatred of Israel and their own culture. This guy Spurlock is a criminal....treasonous and seditious....and someone should put him back in the paddock. Debbie Schlussel has a great review of this poison over at her site.

Personally I hope he finds old Osama. Track the one to find and kill the other. Of course Osama is likely to shoot Spurlock, but tis a fine thing to give your life for you country.

Trek on supersized jerk!

From the guy who brought you "Supersize Me"...

Who was the guy who ripped Spoogelock a new one in debunking the agitprop? I had a bit of an argument with someone over the whole premise and damned if could remember who it was.

re: #21 Spiny Norman

Are you thinking of Les Sayer?
[Link: spurlockwatch.typepad.com...]

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?

Latitude:  33.74 N.
Longitude: 70.47 E.
Altitude:   -6 feet

Morgan of Arabia.

Who in the world gives a rat's ass about Morgan Spurlock.

Get used to saying this Morgan: "would you like fries with that?"

re: #23 Opilio

Latitude:  33.74 N.
Longitude: 70.47 E.
Altitude:   -6 feet

We can only hope. However if we ever actually caught him, I would pay big bucks to see all the liberal lawyers lining up to defend him. That is of course assuming Lynn Stewart is not available.

In other news, Hugo Chavez is reported to have declared the end of American power is nigh.

The source is Pravda but I am inclined to believe this story.

Morgan Spurlock:
Demonizing McDonald's - good
Demonizing Al Qaeda - bad

I like to imagine Osama in his Lady-Sized-Big-and-Tall Burka.

Some of Morgan Spurlock's other work:
(wiki)

"He also created I Bet You Will for MTV. I Bet You Will began as a popular Internet webcast of five-minute episodes featuring ordinary people doing disgusting, unusual, or embarrassing stunts in exchange for money. Examples include eating a full jar of mayo ($235USD), eating a "worm burrito" ($265USD), and taking shots of corn oil, Pepto-Bismol, lemon juice, hot sauce, cold chicken broth, and cod liver oil ($450USD for all nine shots). The webcast was a success, with over a million hits in the first five days. The show was later bought and aired by MTV"

I thought Osama was running for President of USA?

Wait...

Never mind....

More on the movie:

Since Spurlock wants to face danger head-on, he undergoes training to work in a hostile environment and obtains clearance from his pregnant wife to travel everywhere except in Iraq.

He goes to Egypt, Morocco, the Palestinian territories and Israel, where he is attacked by a group of ultra-Orthodox Jews. He visits bin Laden's homeland, Saudi Arabia, and asks shoppers in a luxurious mall if they know where he is.

Spurlock accompanies U.S. forces fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan and talks with locals who say they just want an end to war. In the end, he goes to Pakistan, where he is stopped in his tracks by growing violence in the tribal regions.

Spurlock said he hopes audiences will see that people in the Middle East and Muslims share many of the same values as Westerners, a desire for democracy and better lives for their children.

"We do kind of live in our own world and don't look beyond our own borders," said Spurlock. "I think the greatest thing that could happen is that we embrace the idea of a world community a little bit more."

Dhimmi has a new name, and it's Morgan Spurlock.

Just watching the Avs/Red Wings game on NBC when they flashed the green peacock logo. My first thought was 'Since when is NBC such a big supporter of independence for Taiwan?'

Also, Morgan Spurlock and Micheal Moore make movies for stupid people to crow about how smart they are....

/Gosh! I never would've guessed a diet of fast food for 30 days straight would be in any way unhealthy!

re: #31 Psaturn

I thought Osama was running for President of USA?

Wait...

Never mind....

You got it all wrong. Osama has a larger resume.

re: #18 yma o hyd

One thing wrong with that statement (thanks for the quote, btw, jaunte):
he's basically telling us to be tolerant, never mind that we'll get killed for our tolerance in the end.

Another good war-cry for me is:
'Don't tolerate intolerance!'

There was another thought along the same lines in the masthead of the Morgan Spurlock Watch site:

"The only cure for contempt is counter-contempt."
H.L. Mencken

re: #22 jaunte

Are you thinking of Les Sayer?
[Link: spurlockwatch.typepad.com...]

Actually, I think it was Soso Whaley, who went on a McDonald's-only diet for a month and lost weight. The difference being she tried everything on the menu and exercised for an hour three times a week, rather than choosing only the fattiest, highest-calorie items and be a couch potato. In other words, showing that Spurlock was intentionally misleading the viewer. And, naturally, spawning a whole new, and potentially huge income stream for tort lawyers.

Or, most probably, I was conflating the two of them.

re: #32 Sharmuta

Another catchphrase red flag from your link:
"As more and more people brought up the root causes that create an Osama bin Laden and radicals around the world, it becomes obvious that he is not that important," Spurlock told Reuters at the top U.S. film festival for independent movies.

re: #31 Psaturn

I thought Osama was running for President of USA?

Wait...

Never mind....

We are not supposed to notice Barry's Muslim past.
It might mean that he harbors some old sympathies.
Didn't you get the memo

re: #37 Spiny Norman

I liked her common sense summary statement of the whole issue:
"Food is food. Don't eat too much."

Old news. I linked to a Debbie Schlussel column about this, ahem, "cinematic masterpiece" about a 5 days ago

re: #27 Ayatollah Ghilmeini

In other news, Hugo Chavez is reported to have declared the end of American power is nigh.

The source is Pravda but I am inclined to believe this story.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Emperor Hugo will come to a bad end - and at the hands of his own countrymen.

The countdown will begin when his oil industry infrastructure starts seriously breaking down. Because he is skimming so much of the oil revenues, he is not maintaining anything. It WILL start breaking down, and soon.

re: #40 jaunte

I liked her common sense summary statement of the whole issue:
"Food is food. Don't eat too much."

Yep. One can't get more sensible than that.

re: #35 savage_nation

Spurlock for Information Minister in the Obama Administration!

You mean Minister of Truth.
Please report to room 101

re: #42 Spiny Norman

Speaking of food, Venezuela's supplies are getting scarcer.

"Food shortages do, however, remain a key problem for Venezuelan consumers. According to a survey carried out by the newspaper El Nuevo Herald, 73% of respondents admitted having difficulties finding sugar, 52% had problems finding beef, and more than 45% were unable to find powdered milk and chicken."

[Link: www.reportbuyer.com...]

re: #42 Spiny Norman

Well Obama will break down ours too after he steals the windfall taxes from it.

re: #15 HBob

Morgan Spurlock is an a**hole. I'll be glad when his 15 minutes is over.

What makes you think its gonna end? Michael Moore is still hanging around and his movies are probably as if not more egregious.

re: #47 coquimbojoe

What makes you think its gonna end? Michael Moore is still hanging around and his movies are probably as if not more egregious.

Spurlock, Moore, and Carter perfect together, and coming to a box seat in the democratic convention this summer. Ah, it will be a site for sore eyes.

re: #47 coquimbojoe

I'd like to see the movie where Morgan Spurlock's wife puts Michael Moore on her special diet.

re: #15 HBob

Morgan Spurlock is an a**hole. I'll be glad when his 15 minutes is over.

It's been over, but his 30 Days show on FX put him in extra innings. He's nothing more than Michael Moore Lite, IMNSHO...him and Moore are such pompous asses.

First the Big Mac, now the Big Lie

re: #45 jaunte

Speaking of food, Venezuela's supplies are getting scarcer.

[Link: www.reportbuyer.com...]

Ya know, funny things happen when you're socialists... Of course its not their fault. When I lived in Chile, a place that is an absolute bread basket with the riches of the oceans at the feet, they told me of food rationing under Allende. They would divide towns and cities into seven parts and each house in each part would get a chicken once a week. As children they would get up at 3 and 4 in the morning to stand in line for hours to get a litre of cooking oil.

Socialism never works, and it only harms. When will these damn fools learn?

Is that "Clyde" the Cair-free Camel, of Ray Stevens fame? " Let me tell ya bout Ahab, the Arab, the Sheik of the burning sands...., he jumped on Clyde and said, "Clyde, lets ride..."

You pays your money, and you gets what you get! Hollyweird never fails, these days. Check out "The Myst" on pay of view, .. a real disgusting prop piece. Love the monsters/enlightened leftist -hate the Military/Christians. Cox gave it 3 stars, what a scam.

That guys name and face gives me the creeps.

re: #38 jaunte

Another catchphrase red flag from your link:
"As more and more people brought up the root causes that create an Osama bin Laden and radicals around the world, it becomes obvious that he is not that important," Spurlock told Reuters at the top U.S. film festival for independent movies.

He's a willful dhimmi spreading taqiyya. I'm sure mich al-moore would have loved to have done this film, but the training with the special forces would have meant a diet and exercise.

re: #55 Sharmuta

He's a willful dhimmi spreading taqiyya.

Do you like your taqiyya creamy or chunky?

Where'd everybody go?

Good afternoon, Lizards.

re: #56 coquimbojoe

Do you like your taqiyya creamy or chunky?

Super size chunks.

OT: New man's underwear that filters flatulence odor, described in this video clip (note the girl with sporting a Arafat’s style kaffiya)

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

How about some tolerance for Big Macs? At least they don't behead people.

re: #60 Hawaiian cocoNUT

OT: New man's underwear that filters flatulence odor, described in this video clip (note the girl with sporting a Arafat’s style kaffiya)

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

I am up to the challenge....

From a more simple day in the USA:
Ahab the Arab - Ray Stevens
[Link: www.youtube.com...]

re: #59 Sharmuta

Super size chunks.

Yech!

re: #61 Whammo

How about some tolerance for Big Macs? At least they don't behead people.

Yes, but they are all American....

re: #59 Sharmuta

Super size chunks.

All about the creamy.....

I won't even consider the DVD when it hits Blockbuster..........
Now I have some painting to do. The rest of you, go out and play. It's Saturday fer gawds sake!

Power to the Correct People!
(The don't make stupid documentaries*.)
*fake but inaccurate

Another movie I won't be spending my hard-earned money to see. It's been maybe a year since the last time.

re: #64 yma o hyd

It was merely a play on dhimmi spurlock's previous movie.

re: #66 coquimbojoe

It is much easier to spread.

If I had lost a family member on 9-11 that poster would be very painful to see.

re: #68 Shay4l

Another movie I won't be spending my hard-earned money to see. It's been maybe a year since the last time.

I don't think I have been to a movie in a theater in 2-3 years if not more. I mean I am watching "Uncle Buck" on TV right now between innings of the Yankee Game. It doesn't get much better than that.

re: #62 coquimbojoe

I am up to the challenge....

Just in time to meet the needs of folks on beans-only new diet in the UK.
[Link: news.sky.com...]

OT, sort of: Why in the world is Mohamed ElBaradei criticizing Israel for destroying a secret Syrian/North Korean nuke site?

Another asshole has also made an anti-war movie featuring wounded Iraq War veterans who've turned against the war and blame President Bush for their wounds.

(Director is the hystrionic TV talk show host with white hair who is married to Marlo Thomas the actress) This ass was hawking his anti-Bush movie on Tavis Smiley either last night or the night before. Truly vile.

re: #71 Nevergiveup

I don't think I have been to a movie in a theater in 2-3 years if not more. I mean I am watching "Uncle Buck" on TV right now between innings of the Yankee Game. It doesn't get much better than that.

Uncle Buck is a great movie. Best scene is when Buck finds the niece & the boyfriend in a forest preserve.
He tell s the boy how unhappy he would be if anyone drove drunk with a loved one. He then pops his trunk & shows the kid his ax. Sweet!

re: #73 GNIDAthe#seCond

OT, sort of: Why in the world is Mohamed ElBaradei criticizing Israel for destroying a secret Syrian/North Korean nuke site?

because dey joos you silly person....

/what ElBaradei would say if honesty were an isslumic virtue.

re: #65 coquimbojoe

Yes, but they are all American....

* * *
Not true=--McDonalds franchises overseas sell local favorites, like BEER! So you can have your American burger & eat it too, with foreign local accent...

re: #58 goddessoftheclassroom

Good afternoon, Lizards.

{Goddess!}

re: #52 coquimbojoe

Ya know, funny things happen when you're socialists... Of course its not their fault. When I lived in Chile, a place that is an absolute bread basket with the riches of the oceans at the feet, they told me of food rationing under Allende. They would divide towns and cities into seven parts and each house in each part would get a chicken once a week. As children they would get up at 3 and 4 in the morning to stand in line for hours to get a litre of cooking oil.

Socialism never works, and it only harms. When will these damn fools learn?

They won't - because it is never about meeting the needs of "the people", but satisfying the desire for "revenge" against those they percieve as having "wronged" them... basically anyone has as one dollar more than they do.

Obama has freely admitted as much when he argued for increasing capital gains taxes. He claimed it was about "fairness" rather than increasing revenues to the Treasury to pay for his lofty spending proposals.

re: #78 vapig

{vapig}!

How are you today?

re: #75 opnion

Uncle Buck is a great movie. Best scene is when Buck finds the niece & the boyfriend in a forest preserve.
He tell s the boy how unhappy he would be if anyone drove drunk with a loved one. He then pops his trunk & shows the kid his ax. Sweet!

Personally I like the scene with the drunk clown for the kid's party, but who's quibbling. I am also drinking heavily in anticipation of going out to dinner tonight with 2 liberal couples. My wife has already told me that politics is not to be discussed. YEAH RIGHT!

re: #74 alegrias

Another asshole has also made an anti-war movie featuring wounded Iraq War veterans who've turned against the war and blame President Bush for their wounds.

(Director is the histrionic TV talk show host with white hair who is married to Marlo Thomas the actress) This ass was hawking his anti-Bush movie on Tavis Smiley either last night or the night before. Truly vile.

Your talking about Phil Donahue, a histrionic ass.
He goes way, way back to criticizing & mocking his country.
At one time he was considered cutting edge in MSM circles.Now he is just viewed as a washed up fool.

re: #70 Ojoe

If I had lost a family member on 9-11 that poster would be very painful to see.

Spurlock wold just tell you to "get over it", simple as that.

re: #81 Nevergiveup

Personally I like the scene with the drunk clown for the kid's party, but who's quibbling. I am also drinking heavily in anticipation of going out to dinner tonight with 2 liberal couples. My wife has already told me that politics is not to be discussed. YEAH RIGHT!

There are few things I despise more than discussing politics in social situations.

Just keep changing the subject...

re: #71 Nevergiveup

I don't think I have been to a movie in a theater in 2-3 years if not more. I mean I am watching "Uncle Buck" on TV right now between innings of the Yankee Game. It doesn't get much better than that.

Uncle Buck is on? Sheesh! I'm watching old re-runs of the Addams Family....

must. channel. surf.

re: #82 opnion

Your talking about Phil Donahue, a histrionic ass.
He goes way, way back to criticizing & mocking his country.
At one time he was considered cutting edge in MSM circles.Now he is just viewed as a washed up fool.

"Histrionic Ass" I like. May I steal that?

Geez.. I thought maybe O'le Binny released a new video.. it's been years since we've seen anything but still pictures and old audio.. meanwhile his second banana continues to put out CNN quality tapes.

/can you say room temperature?