Superjihad me.

/not

Where in the World is Osama bin Laden? Nowhere - Hell isn't in the world.

Onezees. I has them.

I'd prefer a Cair-free life!

Nobody cares about this guy anymore.

The premise is stupid. He looks stupid on the cover. He's obviously stupid.

Well, like, wot's in the movie?

Perhaps it will be satire like Spike Jones' "In Der Fuhrer's Face." Perhaps I am dreaming.

-S-

That camel looks mightily pissed off!

“I have a whole new appreciation for what it’s like to be discriminated against...We’re not as tolerant as we should be. ... You can’t stereotype one and a half billion people..."

There's that underlying premise again:
It's Bad To Be Judgmental."

#6 savage_nation

Aww, no more cairbears then? boo hoo!

I'm going to miss Hudna Bear. You know, the one that agrees to live in peace, then slits your throat when you go to sleep.

re: #2 zmdavid

Where in the World is Osama bin Laden? Nowhere - Hell isn't in the world.

Yes it is...Pakistan.

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden

One word. dead.

Morgan Spurlock is an a**hole. I'll be glad when his 15 minutes is over.

Osama Bin Laden? Pushing up poppies at Tora Bora.

Supersize me - with whisky.

re: #10 jaunte

“I have a whole new appreciation for what it’s like to be discriminated against...We’re not as tolerant as we should be. ... You can’t stereotype one and a half billion people..."

There's that underlying premise again:
It's Bad To Be Judgmental."

One thing wrong with that statement (thanks for the quote, btw, jaunte):
he's basically telling us to be tolerant, never mind that we'll get killed for our tolerance in the end.

Another good war-cry for me is:
'Don't tolerate intolerance!'

A lot of people will love this film and really lap it up because it will reinforce and bolster their pre-existing hatred for Jews and America. It's a despicable piece of garbage and propaganda for the Michael Moore/Chomsky brigade who can only see what they believe. To sit in a cinema with such a braindead gormless audience is worse than painful as the preaching is done to the converted. But the worse thing is that this film will brainwash and convert more youth...you know, the ones wearing trendy keffiyehs...into hatred of Israel and their own culture. This guy Spurlock is a criminal...treasonous and seditious...and someone should put him back in the paddock. Debbie Schlussel has a great review of this poison over at her site.

Personally I hope he finds old Osama. Track the one to find and kill the other. Of course Osama is likely to shoot Spurlock, but tis a fine thing to give your life for you country.

Trek on supersized jerk!

From the guy who brought you "Supersize Me"...

Who was the guy who ripped Spoogelock a new one in debunking the agitprop? I had a bit of an argument with someone over the whole premise and damned if could remember who it was.

re: #21 Spiny Norman

Are you thinking of Les Sayer?
[Link: spurlockwatch.typepad.com...]

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden?

Latitude:  33.74 N.
Longitude: 70.47 E.
Altitude:   -6 feet

Morgan of Arabia.

Who in the world gives a rat's ass about Morgan Spurlock.

Get used to saying this Morgan: "would you like fries with that?"

re: #23 Opilio

Latitude: %u200233.74 N.
Longitude: 70.47 E.
Altitude: %u2003 -6 feet

We can only hope. However if we ever actually caught him, I would pay big bucks to see all the liberal lawyers lining up to defend him. That is of course assuming Lynn Stewart is not available.

In other news, Hugo Chavez is reported to have declared the end of American power is nigh.

The source is Pravda but I am inclined to believe this story.

Morgan Spurlock:
Demonizing McDonald's - good
Demonizing Al Qaeda - bad

I like to imagine Osama in his Lady-Sized-Big-and-Tall Burka.

Some of Morgan Spurlock's other work:
(wiki)

"He also created I Bet You Will for MTV. I Bet You Will began as a popular Internet webcast of five-minute episodes featuring ordinary people doing disgusting, unusual, or embarrassing stunts in exchange for money. Examples include eating a full jar of mayo ($235USD), eating a "worm burrito" ($265USD), and taking shots of corn oil, Pepto-Bismol, lemon juice, hot sauce, cold chicken broth, and cod liver oil ($450USD for all nine shots). The webcast was a success, with over a million hits in the first five days. The show was later bought and aired by MTV"

I thought Osama was running for President of USA?

Wait...

Never mind...

More on the movie:

Since Spurlock wants to face danger head-on, he undergoes training to work in a hostile environment and obtains clearance from his pregnant wife to travel everywhere except in Iraq.

He goes to Egypt, Morocco, the Palestinian territories and Israel, where he is attacked by a group of ultra-Orthodox Jews. He visits bin Laden's homeland, Saudi Arabia, and asks shoppers in a luxurious mall if they know where he is.

Spurlock accompanies U.S. forces fighting the Taliban in Afghanistan and talks with locals who say they just want an end to war. In the end, he goes to Pakistan, where he is stopped in his tracks by growing violence in the tribal regions.

Spurlock said he hopes audiences will see that people in the Middle East and Muslims share many of the same values as Westerners, a desire for democracy and better lives for their children.

"We do kind of live in our own world and don't look beyond our own borders," said Spurlock. "I think the greatest thing that could happen is that we embrace the idea of a world community a little bit more."

Dhimmi has a new name, and it's Morgan Spurlock.

Just watching the Avs/Red Wings game on NBC when they flashed the green peacock logo. My first thought was 'Since when is NBC such a big supporter of independence for Taiwan?'

Also, Morgan Spurlock and Micheal Moore make movies for stupid people to crow about how smart they are...

/Gosh! I never would've guessed a diet of fast food for 30 days straight would be in any way unhealthy!

re: #31 Psaturn

I thought Osama was running for President of USA?

Wait...

Never mind...

You got it all wrong. Osama has a larger resume.

re: #18 yma o hyd

One thing wrong with that statement (thanks for the quote, btw, jaunte):
he's basically telling us to be tolerant, never mind that we'll get killed for our tolerance in the end.

Another good war-cry for me is:
'Don't tolerate intolerance!'

There was another thought along the same lines in the masthead of the Morgan Spurlock Watch site:

"The only cure for contempt is counter-contempt."
H.L. Mencken

re: #22 jaunte

Are you thinking of Les Sayer?
[Link: spurlockwatch.typepad.com...]

Actually, I think it was Soso Whaley, who went on a McDonald's-only diet for a month and lost weight. The difference being she tried everything on the menu and exercised for an hour three times a week, rather than choosing only the fattiest, highest-calorie items and be a couch potato. In other words, showing that Spurlock was intentionally misleading the viewer. And, naturally, spawning a whole new, and potentially huge income stream for tort lawyers.

Or, most probably, I was conflating the two of them.

re: #32 Sharmuta

Another catchphrase red flag from your link:
"As more and more people brought up the root causes that create an Osama bin Laden and radicals around the world, it becomes obvious that he is not that important," Spurlock told Reuters at the top U.S. film festival for independent movies.

re: #31 Psaturn

I thought Osama was running for President of USA?

Wait...

Never mind...

We are not supposed to notice Barry's Muslim past.
It might mean that he harbors some old sympathies.
Didn't you get the memo

re: #37 Spiny Norman

I liked her common sense summary statement of the whole issue:
"Food is food. Don't eat too much."

Old news. I linked to a Debbie Schlussel column about this, ahem, "cinematic masterpiece" about a 5 days ago

re: #27 Ayatollah Ghilmeini

In other news, Hugo Chavez is reported to have declared the end of American power is nigh.

The source is Pravda but I am inclined to believe this story.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Emperor Hugo will come to a bad end - and at the hands of his own countrymen.

The countdown will begin when his oil industry infrastructure starts seriously breaking down. Because he is skimming so much of the oil revenues, he is not maintaining anything. It WILL start breaking down, and soon.

re: #40 jaunte

I liked her common sense summary statement of the whole issue:
"Food is food. Don't eat too much."

Yep. One can't get more sensible than that.

re: #35 savage_nation

Spurlock for Information Minister in the Obama Administration!

You mean Minister of Truth.
Please report to room 101

re: #42 Spiny Norman

Speaking of food, Venezuela's supplies are getting scarcer.

"Food shortages do, however, remain a key problem for Venezuelan consumers. According to a survey carried out by the newspaper El Nuevo Herald, 73% of respondents admitted having difficulties finding sugar, 52% had problems finding beef, and more than 45% were unable to find powdered milk and chicken."

[Link: www.reportbuyer.com...]

re: #42 Spiny Norman

Well Obama will break down ours too after he steals the windfall taxes from it.

re: #15 HBob

Morgan Spurlock is an a**hole. I'll be glad when his 15 minutes is over.

What makes you think its gonna end? Michael Moore is still hanging around and his movies are probably as if not more egregious.

re: #47 coquimbojoe

What makes you think its gonna end? Michael Moore is still hanging around and his movies are probably as if not more egregious.

Spurlock, Moore, and Carter perfect together, and coming to a box seat in the democratic convention this summer. Ah, it will be a site for sore eyes.

re: #47 coquimbojoe

I'd like to see the movie where Morgan Spurlock's wife puts Michael Moore on her special diet.

re: #15 HBob

Morgan Spurlock is an a**hole. I'll be glad when his 15 minutes is over.

It's been over, but his 30 Days show on FX put him in extra innings. He's nothing more than Michael Moore Lite, IMNSHO...him and Moore are such pompous asses.

First the Big Mac, now the Big Lie

re: #45 jaunte

Speaking of food, Venezuela's supplies are getting scarcer.

[Link: www.reportbuyer.com...]

Ya know, funny things happen when you're socialists... Of course its not their fault. When I lived in Chile, a place that is an absolute bread basket with the riches of the oceans at the feet, they told me of food rationing under Allende. They would divide towns and cities into seven parts and each house in each part would get a chicken once a week. As children they would get up at 3 and 4 in the morning to stand in line for hours to get a litre of cooking oil.

Socialism never works, and it only harms. When will these damn fools learn?

Is that "Clyde" the Cair-free Camel, of Ray Stevens fame? " Let me tell ya bout Ahab, the Arab, the Sheik of the burning sands..., he jumped on Clyde and said, "Clyde, lets ride..."

You pays your money, and you gets what you get! Hollyweird never fails, these days. Check out "The Myst" on pay of view, .. a real disgusting prop piece. Love the monsters/enlightened leftist -hate the Military/Christians. Cox gave it 3 stars, what a scam.

That guys name and face gives me the creeps.

re: #38 jaunte

Another catchphrase red flag from your link:
"As more and more people brought up the root causes that create an Osama bin Laden and radicals around the world, it becomes obvious that he is not that important," Spurlock told Reuters at the top U.S. film festival for independent movies.

He's a willful dhimmi spreading taqiyya. I'm sure mich al-moore would have loved to have done this film, but the training with the special forces would have meant a diet and exercise.

re: #55 Sharmuta

He's a willful dhimmi spreading taqiyya.

Do you like your taqiyya creamy or chunky?

Where'd everybody go?

Good afternoon, Lizards.

re: #56 coquimbojoe

Do you like your taqiyya creamy or chunky?

Super size chunks.

OT: New man's underwear that filters flatulence odor, described in this video clip (note the girl with sporting a Arafat’s style kaffiya)

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

How about some tolerance for Big Macs? At least they don't behead people.

re: #60 Hawaiian cocoNUT

OT: New man's underwear that filters flatulence odor, described in this video clip (note the girl with sporting a Arafat’s style kaffiya)

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

I am up to the challenge...

From a more simple day in the USA:
Ahab the Arab - Ray Stevens

re: #59 Sharmuta

Super size chunks.

Yech!

re: #61 Whammo

How about some tolerance for Big Macs? At least they don't behead people.

Yes, but they are all American...

re: #59 Sharmuta

Super size chunks.

All about the creamy...

I won't even consider the DVD when it hits Blockbuster...
Now I have some painting to do. The rest of you, go out and play. It's Saturday fer gawds sake!

Power to the Correct People!
(The don't make stupid documentaries*.)
*fake but inaccurate

Another movie I won't be spending my hard-earned money to see. It's been maybe a year since the last time.

re: #64 yma o hyd

It was merely a play on dhimmi spurlock's previous movie.

re: #66 coquimbojoe

It is much easier to spread.

If I had lost a family member on 9-11 that poster would be very painful to see.

re: #68 Shay4l

Another movie I won't be spending my hard-earned money to see. It's been maybe a year since the last time.

I don't think I have been to a movie in a theater in 2-3 years if not more. I mean I am watching "Uncle Buck" on TV right now between innings of the Yankee Game. It doesn't get much better than that.

re: #62 coquimbojoe

I am up to the challenge...

Just in time to meet the needs of folks on beans-only new diet in the UK.
[Link: news.sky.com...]

OT, sort of: Why in the world is Mohamed ElBaradei criticizing Israel for destroying a secret Syrian/North Korean nuke site?

Another asshole has also made an anti-war movie featuring wounded Iraq War veterans who've turned against the war and blame President Bush for their wounds.

(Director is the hystrionic TV talk show host with white hair who is married to Marlo Thomas the actress) This ass was hawking his anti-Bush movie on Tavis Smiley either last night or the night before. Truly vile.

re: #71 Nevergiveup

I don't think I have been to a movie in a theater in 2-3 years if not more. I mean I am watching "Uncle Buck" on TV right now between innings of the Yankee Game. It doesn't get much better than that.

Uncle Buck is a great movie. Best scene is when Buck finds the niece & the boyfriend in a forest preserve.
He tell s the boy how unhappy he would be if anyone drove drunk with a loved one. He then pops his trunk & shows the kid his ax. Sweet!

re: #73 GNIDAthe#seCond

OT, sort of: Why in the world is Mohamed ElBaradei criticizing Israel for destroying a secret Syrian/North Korean nuke site?

because dey joos you silly person...

/what ElBaradei would say if honesty were an isslumic virtue.

re: #65 coquimbojoe

Yes, but they are all American...

* * *
Not true=--McDonalds franchises overseas sell local favorites, like BEER! So you can have your American burger & eat it too, with foreign local accent...

re: #58 goddessoftheclassroom

Good afternoon, Lizards.

{Goddess!}

re: #52 coquimbojoe

Ya know, funny things happen when you're socialists... Of course its not their fault. When I lived in Chile, a place that is an absolute bread basket with the riches of the oceans at the feet, they told me of food rationing under Allende. They would divide towns and cities into seven parts and each house in each part would get a chicken once a week. As children they would get up at 3 and 4 in the morning to stand in line for hours to get a litre of cooking oil.

Socialism never works, and it only harms. When will these damn fools learn?

They won't - because it is never about meeting the needs of "the people", but satisfying the desire for "revenge" against those they percieve as having "wronged" them... basically anyone has as one dollar more than they do.

Obama has freely admitted as much when he argued for increasing capital gains taxes. He claimed it was about "fairness" rather than increasing revenues to the Treasury to pay for his lofty spending proposals.

re: #78 vapig

{vapig}!

How are you today?

re: #75 opnion

Uncle Buck is a great movie. Best scene is when Buck finds the niece & the boyfriend in a forest preserve.
He tell s the boy how unhappy he would be if anyone drove drunk with a loved one. He then pops his trunk & shows the kid his ax. Sweet!

Personally I like the scene with the drunk clown for the kid's party, but who's quibbling. I am also drinking heavily in anticipation of going out to dinner tonight with 2 liberal couples. My wife has already told me that politics is not to be discussed. YEAH RIGHT!

re: #74 alegrias

Another asshole has also made an anti-war movie featuring wounded Iraq War veterans who've turned against the war and blame President Bush for their wounds.

(Director is the histrionic TV talk show host with white hair who is married to Marlo Thomas the actress) This ass was hawking his anti-Bush movie on Tavis Smiley either last night or the night before. Truly vile.

Your talking about Phil Donahue, a histrionic ass.
He goes way, way back to criticizing & mocking his country.
At one time he was considered cutting edge in MSM circles.Now he is just viewed as a washed up fool.

re: #70 Ojoe

If I had lost a family member on 9-11 that poster would be very painful to see.

Spurlock wold just tell you to "get over it", simple as that.

re: #81 Nevergiveup

Personally I like the scene with the drunk clown for the kid's party, but who's quibbling. I am also drinking heavily in anticipation of going out to dinner tonight with 2 liberal couples. My wife has already told me that politics is not to be discussed. YEAH RIGHT!

There are few things I despise more than discussing politics in social situations.

Just keep changing the subject...

re: #71 Nevergiveup

I don't think I have been to a movie in a theater in 2-3 years if not more. I mean I am watching "Uncle Buck" on TV right now between innings of the Yankee Game. It doesn't get much better than that.

Uncle Buck is on? Sheesh! I'm watching old re-runs of the Addams Family...

must. channel. surf.

re: #82 opnion

Your talking about Phil Donahue, a histrionic ass.
He goes way, way back to criticizing & mocking his country.
At one time he was considered cutting edge in MSM circles.Now he is just viewed as a washed up fool.

"Histrionic Ass" I like. May I steal that?

Geez.. I thought maybe O'le Binny released a new video.. it's been years since we've seen anything but still pictures and old audio.. meanwhile his second banana continues to put out CNN quality tapes.

/can you say room temperature?

re: #81 Nevergiveup

Personally I like the scene with the drunk clown for the kid's party, but who's quibbling. I am also drinking heavily in anticipation of going out to dinner tonight with 2 liberal couples. My wife has already told me that politics is not to be discussed. YEAH RIGHT!

My brother, my sympathies. I just got through lunch with a bunch of Barry supporters.
Mercifully, they never mentioned Barry or anything political

re: #80 goddessoftheclassroom

{vapig}!

How are you today?

Why I'm fine, Miss Goddess! Just chilling and enjoying the nice afternoon before the heavens let loose.

And youself?

re: #86 Nevergiveup

"Histrionic Ass" I like. May I steal that?

My pleasure

re: #77 alegrias

* * *
Not true=--McDonalds franchises overseas sell local favorites, like BEER! So you can have your American burger & eat it too, with foreign local accent...

Do they put beets on the Mickey D's burgers in Australia? My sister had one that way at a Hungry Jack's (aka Burger King).

Surprise surprise,

Obama supporter (and ex-Clintonista, also-ran) Bill Richardson's going to see terrorist Hugo Chavez! (FOX news reported) Ostensibly about releasing American hostages. Why does a terrorist prefer to discuss these things with democrats & Obama supporters?

Hugo's just one more terrorist supporter of Obama's campaign!
(Was it the Clintons who spoke with FARC terrorists, or was that Obama's people putting out feelers to anti-Colombian terrorists recently caught flat footed in neighboring leftist Ecuador?)

re: #89 vapig

I'm killing time until 4:30. Then I'm getting ready for a gala in Pittsburgh. I am SO EXCITED! I LOVE getting dressed up and dancing.

/geez, you would think that I was going to the prom!

re: #91 Spiny Norman

Do they put beets on the Mickey D's burgers in Australia? My sister had one that way at a Hungry Jack's (aka Burger King).

I don't know about that, but I've heard they put saurekraut on the burgers at MickeyD's in Germany.

re: #69 Sharmuta

It was merely a play on dhimmi spurlock's previous movie.

re: #66 coquimbojoe

It is much easier to spread.

Yep - I got that.
I hope you didn't think I was referring to you yourself!
If so - profound apologies!

re: #92 alegrias

Surprise surprise,

Obama supporter (and ex-Clintonista, also-ran) Bill Richardson's going to see terrorist Hugo Chavez! (FOX news reported) Ostensibly about releasing American hostages. Why does a terrorist prefer to discuss these things with democrats & Obama supporters?

Hugo's just one more terrorist supporter of Obama's campaign!
(Was it the Clintons who spoke with FARC terrorists, or was that Obama's people putting out feelers to anti-Colombian terrorists recently caught flat footed in neighboring leftist Ecuador?)

Obama's people. They found lots of references to such contacts in that FARC leader's laptop the Colombians captured.

re: #73 GNIDAthe#seCond

OT, sort of: Why in the world is Mohamed ElBaradei criticizing Israel for destroying a secret Syrian/North Korean nuke site?

Because he wasn't asked for his permission first?

re: #93 goddessoftheclassroom

I'm killing time until 4:30. Then I'm getting ready for a gala in Pittsburgh. I am SO EXCITED! I LOVE getting dressed up and dancing.

/geez, you would think that I was going to the prom!

Oh nifty keen! My feet are killing me - had to go to the Pentagon yesterday - - - and I wore heels. Owww!

re: #5 kynna

CAIR is stupider for backing this. Allying with Spurlock - how desperate can they be? Morons supporting each other.

re: #98 vapig

Oh nifty keen! My feet are killing me - had to go to the Pentagon yesterday - - - and I wore heels. Owww!

Did you have to walk far from your car? Sidewalks are killers. I wear sneakers or boots to school, then change into heels. It also saves my shoes from being scuffed.

/I always had secret empathy for Imelda Marcos

re: #92 alegrias

Surprise surprise,

Obama supporter (and ex-Clintonista, also-ran) Bill Richardson's going to see terrorist Hugo Chavez! (FOX news reported) Ostensibly about releasing American hostages. Why does a terrorist prefer to discuss these things with democrats & Obama supporters?

Hugo's just one more terrorist supporter of Obama's campaign!
(Was it the Clintons who spoke with FARC terrorists, or was that Obama's people putting out feelers to anti-Colombian terrorists recently caught flat footed in neighboring leftist Ecuador?)

I heard another Obama supporter today trying to explain away the Hamas endorsement. I believe that you can often tell alot about a person by the company he keeps and attracts.

an Arab caricature that would normally get labeled as some kind of ugly, racist stereotype by CAIR, reliably liberal Morgan Spurlock is untouchable

Nope.

Not an Arab caricature. It's the director of the film dressed as an Arab riding a camel.

The words "caricature" and "racist" actually have a meaning. Look them up.

re: #98 vapig

Oh nifty keen! My feet are killing me - had to go to the Pentagon yesterday - - - and I wore heels. Owww!

I really hope your a girl?

re: #97 yma o hyd

Because he wasn't asked for his permission first?

Actually, I think it's because he didn't get the chance to check the place out (after sufficient intelligence told him it WAS there, of course) and tell the world nothing was going on. You know, the old "move along folks - nothing to see here."

Notice how the guys* talk politics and the girls talk shoes?

*I'm presuming here--apologies if wrong.

re: #73 GNIDAthe#seCond

What else would you expect from a man named mohammed?

That this ass-clown is head of keeping nukes out of the hands of madmen is laughable.

Well, not exactly laughable.

G-d Bless the Jews and G-d Bless the IAF.

re: #104 vapig

Actually, I think it's because he didn't get the chance to check the place out (after sufficient intelligence told him it WAS there, of course) and tell the world nothing was going on. You know, the old "move along folks - nothing to see here."

YEah - should've thought of that meself, really ...

Mind - this way the jooos saved a lot of trees which would have been needed to write all the reports on.
D'ye think Algore will be pleased?

re: #82 opnion

Your talking about Phil Donahue, a histrionic ass.
He goes way, way back to criticizing & mocking his country.
At one time he was considered cutting edge in MSM circles.Now he is just viewed as a washed up fool.

* * *
Correct! Thank you, yes it WAS Phil Donahue pretending to care so much about soldiers and their families in his new crappy movie, saying they're wounded because President Bush sent them to get blown up for a LIE!

(Meanwhile, leftist favorite Robert Mugabe's busy rounding up murdering & beating opposition voters, while the formerly rich country is now a starving basket case thanks to racebased redistributionist leftism.

When lefties commit atrocities, democrats sit on their hands and whistle Dixie) So much for CAIRING about the world's suffering people.

re: #105 goddessoftheclassroom

Notice how the guys* talk politics and the girls talk shoes?

*I'm presuming here--apologies if wrong.

I don't know, sometimes we guys also talk about the uniform of the day.

re: #105 goddessoftheclassroom

Notice how the guys* talk politics and the girls talk shoes?

*I'm presuming here--apologies if wrong.

Nothing wrong with talking shoes, of you ask me.
Pity the blokes don't seem to 'get it' ... but hey, one an't have everything!

re: #100 goddessoftheclassroom

Did you have to walk far from your car? Sidewalks are killers. I wear sneakers or boots to school, then change into heels. It also saves my shoes from being scuffed.

/I always had secret empathy for Imelda Marcos

HA! Ms. Marcos had NOTHING on me! I've actually thought of converting a bedroom into a shoe closet. I lost count at 182 pairs.

No - I took a shuttle over, which dropped me off right in front of the place. But YIKES! Just walking from a to b in that place (it has 22 miles of corridors) is a killer.

re: #111 vapig

HA! Ms. Marcos had NOTHING on me! I've actually thought of converting a bedroom into a shoe closet. I lost count at 182 pairs.

I am SO envious!

re: #107 yma o hyd

YEah - should've thought of that meself, really ...

Mind - this way the jooos saved a lot of trees which would have been needed to write all the reports on.
D'ye think Algore will be pleased?

Nah! The explosion would have caused a HUGE carbon footprint.

re: #87 Yankee Division Son

Geez.. I thought maybe O'le Binny released a new video.. it's been years since we've seen anything but still pictures and old audio.. meanwhile his second banana continues to put out CNN quality tapes.

/can you say room temperature?

* * *
Democrats' legs get all tingly thinking about Osama Bin Laden--the one President Bush let get away, or the one President Bush refuses to fight.

Democrats really really want our troops to keep fighting Bin Laden in the hard places, not in the wide open flat places where Al Qaeda's come to meet us.

re: #109 Nevergiveup

I don't know, sometimes we guys also talk about the uniform of the day.

The one on the stewardesses or the one on the policewomen?

(Sorry - its Satruday, a bit of flippancy and sexual stereotyping is permitted after the sun has sunk over the yardarm!)

re: #111 vapig

!82 pairs? You must be a civilian consultant. The Military doesn't pay that much?

re: #112 goddessoftheclassroom

I am SO envious!

Thank you! I have several pairs of pretty little strappy things that have never been out of their boxes. I've been dying to wear them, but fellas just don't like to take a girl out dancing anymore.

re: #111 vapig

HA! Ms. Marcos had NOTHING on me! I've actually thought of converting a bedroom into a shoe closet. I lost count at 182 pairs.

No - I took a shuttle over, which dropped me off right in front of the place. But YIKES! Just walking from a to b in that place (it has 22 miles of corridors) is a killer.

Are ye talking Christian Louboutin here, or Manolos?

re: #115 yma o hyd

The one on the stewardesses or the one on the policewomen?

(Sorry - its Satruday, a bit of flippancy and sexual stereotyping is permitted after the sun has sunk over the yardarm!)

Well from my point of view, the nicest women police are in Italy.

Dems never whistle "Dixie". Not even the ones actually in Dixie. Antithetical to the precepts of the modern Dem party, not PC.

re: #73 GNIDAthe#seCond

OT, sort of: Why in the world is Mohamed ElBaradei criticizing Israel for destroying a secret Syrian/North Korean nuke site?

Maybe his name is a hint?

re: #117 vapig

Thank you! I have several pairs of pretty little strappy things that have never been out of their boxes. I've been dying to wear them, but fellas just don't like to take a girl out dancing anymore.

I'm trying to get enough enthusiasm going for a Lizard Cotillion held as centrally as possible. I'm in Western PA, but I'd drive to DC for that!

re: #119 Nevergiveup

Well from my point of view, the nicest women police are in Italy.

Why am I not at all surprised!

Ours are either fat, or short, or both ...

re: #116 Nevergiveup

!82 pairs? You must be a civilian consultant. The Military doesn't pay that much?

Your assessment would be accurate. That is exactly my title.

re: #88 opnion

My brother, my sympathies. I just got through lunch with a bunch of Barry supporters.
Mercifully, they never mentioned Barry or anything political

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We need talking points to burst their Barack bubble kindly & gently.
Look, we've only got so much time for them to get over their Obama man-crush or we're all gonna pay.

It's its...unmanly... the way some liberal men swoon over this guy--can't a male friend take a friend to a healthier male bonding activity, like a Deepak Chopra motivational lecture on PBS, PromiseKeepers or church? Or sports?

IN JUST THREE MINUTES I CAN START GETTING READY!

re: #124 vapig

Your assessment would be accurate. That is exactly my title.

Yes Maam!

re: #122 goddessoftheclassroom

I'm trying to get enough enthusiasm going for a Lizard Cotillion held as centrally as possible. I'm in Western PA, but I'd drive to DC for that!

OHHH! I'm in the DC metro area (well - duh!). I'm in!

re: #93 goddessoftheclassroom

I'm killing time until 4:30. Then I'm getting ready for a gala in Pittsburgh. I am SO EXCITED! I LOVE getting dressed up and dancing.

/geez, you would think that I was going to the prom!

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Enjoy, in the Caliphate, only men can dance, with their swords & each other, and maybe a camel.

(women sit separately in another tent)

re: #126 goddessoftheclassroom

IN JUST THREE MINUTES I CAN START GETTING READY!

Three - two - one - and SHE'S OFF!

Have the greates of fun!
(And tell us all about it later!)

re: #93 goddessoftheclassroom

Your excitement is so catching, Goddess. Enjoy your party!

re: #129 alegrias

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Enjoy, in the Caliphate, only men can dance, with their swords & each other, and maybe a camel.

(women sit separately in another tent)

They'll have to pry my Stuart Weitzmans from my cold, dead feet.

re: #126 goddessoftheclassroom

IN JUST THREE MINUTES I CAN START GETTING READY!

WOW! I'm getting giddy for you! How exciting! I hope you have a WONDERFUL time!

Saw some of this guy's stuff. He is a fraud.

Thank you all so much for your kind thoughts! I get to be Cinderella now. Have a great evening yourselves!

re: #93 goddessoftheclassroom

I'm killing time until 4:30. Then I'm getting ready for a gala in Pittsburgh. I am SO EXCITED! I LOVE getting dressed up and dancing.

/geez, you would think that I was going to the prom!

5" heels, red or black dress, diamonds? lol

re: #127 Nevergiveup

Yes Maam!

I just found out they are placing me in Security. Cool! Nice boring job! I'm up for boring - I need a rest!

Saw a few episodes of 30 Days the fx tv show by Spurlock. One on minimum wage jobs and the best was on ousourced worker who followed his job to India. It was really well done.

re: #135 goddessoftheclassroom

Thank you all so much for your kind thoughts! I get to be Cinderella now. Have a great evening yourselves!

Bye Goddess! We want a full report!

re: #108 alegrias

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Correct! Thank you, yes it WAS Phil Donahue pretending to care so much about soldiers and their families in his new crappy movie, saying they're wounded because President Bush sent them to get blown up for a LIE!

(Meanwhile, leftist favorite Robert Mugabe's busy rounding up murdering & beating opposition voters, while the formerly rich country is now a starving basket case thanks to racebased redistributionist leftism.

When lefties commit atrocities, democrats sit on their hands and whistle Dixie) So much for CAIRING about the world's suffering people.

It is only my opinion, but I think that Liberals care about humanity only in the abstract. Thats one reason why their charitable giving is low vis a vis conservatives.
Human suffering real or imagined is a tool in order to blame their opponents for insensitivity.
I believe that they care about power & ego massages

re: #139 vapig

Bye Goddess! We want a full report!

And pics, if you dare.

re: #111 vapig

HA! Ms. Marcos had NOTHING on me! I've actually thought of converting a bedroom into a shoe closet. I lost count at 182 pairs.

No - I took a shuttle over, which dropped me off right in front of the place. But YIKES! Just walking from a to b in that place (it has 22 miles of corridors) is a killer.

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Speaking of heels and Osama, someone I know carried a woman wearing heels in the Pentagon sector Osama's followers attacked on September 11, 2001--several others in their Pentagon office were murdered.

re: #140 opnion

It is only my opinion, but I think that Liberals care about humanity only in the abstract. Thats one reason why their charitable giving is low vis a vis conservatives.
Human suffering real or imagined is a tool in order to blame their opponents for insensitivity.
I believe that they care about power & ego massages

Yes - individual rights are bewildering to them.

re: #141 hermeneutics

And pics, if you dare.

LOL! We should send Zombie after her. Then he/she/it can post the pictures like at Prom Night!

I gather, then, that we cannot take this as a sign that CAIR has figured out that they are going to have to learn to take being offended, just like normal people?

re: #125 alegrias

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We need talking points to burst their Barack bubble kindly & gently.
Look, we've only got so much time for them to get over their Obama man-crush or we're all gonna pay.

It's its...unmanly... the way some liberal men swoon over this guy--can't a male friend take a friend to a healthier male bonding activity, like a Deepak Chopra motivational lecture on PBS, PromiseKeepers or church? Or sports?

Well one thing is to say, "Ya know, I just can't name any of his accomplishments.Can ya help me out with a few?"
Thats when they start dancing.
Don't think that you will convert them.It has gone to far for the true believers to walk back, but you can amuse yourself.

re: #7 itellu3times

Well, like, wot's in the movie?

Good question! I went thru all 4 corners of this item, and it totally escapes me! Kuffarharbi says: "It's a despicable piece of garbage and propaganda . . .", but still no clues.

However, today's National Post sez it's almost at rock-bottom in revenues for its opening week. So it looks like it's (1) a crappy movie, so we're getting somewhere. All we have to do now is figure out why it's a crappy movie.

re: #142 alegrias

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Speaking of heels and Osama, someone I know carried a woman wearing heels in the Pentagon sector Osama's followers attacked on September 11, 2001--several others in their Pentagon office were murdered.

Funny you should mention that. I'm actually meeting people who were in the building when it was hit. I should say I also lost about 15 of my neighbors to that attack. I live in a highrise condo fairly close to the Pentagon - hence why I've always wanted to work there. Proximity. I don't even have to use the freeway.

re: #132 goddessoftheclassroom

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Goddess--Ay, ay, ay!

The Stuart Weitzman shoes you love are the Zapatero expensive spanish made shoes! In the country of the Al Andalus cowards!

When next you buy the to-die-for shoe, buy the fine Italian expensive leather shoe! Viva Berlusconi and his supporter, the Versace relative who also supports our country.

re: #143 debutaunt

Yes - individual rights are bewildering to them.

They really are, because you could exercise your rights in ways that they don't like

re: #150 opnion

They really are, because you could exercise your rights in ways that they don't like

I think if the Dems ever get control of the Presidency, The House, The Senate, and The Court they will establish Super Senators and Judges. You know because you can't really trust the little people. Kinda reminds you of the Politburo?

re: #151 Nevergiveup

I think if the Dems ever get control of the Presidency, The House, The Senate, and The Court they will establish Super Senators and Judges. You know because you can't really trust the little people. Kinda reminds you of the Politburo?

I always thought , that in their hearts, true Liberals like Teddy Kennedy kind of admired Soviet control.
Democracy is so messy.

re: #148 vapig

Funny you should mention that. I'm actually meeting people who were in the building when it was hit. I should say I also lost about 15 of my neighbors to that attack. I live in a highrise condo fairly close to the Pentagon - hence why I've always wanted to work there. Proximity. I don't even have to use the freeway.

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God bless them for working there; I metro under the Pentagon every day & try to thank & think of them, and all who defend our country near & far away.

It's an Obamanation!
Gallup Daily: Clinton and Obama Tied at 47%
The Obamanable Snow-Job Man™ just can't close the deal.

Onward to Denver!

Adios Lizards. I am off to mow the lawn. I know that I will get tired of it, but after this winter it is a pleasure for now.

In times of nearly four dollar a gallon gasoline, just how many people will spend their hard earned money to watch crap?
Who is the movie about again? That Obama or Osama guy?
Nevermind, I thought it said, "Who in the World is Obama."

re: #152 opnion

I always thought , that in their hearts, true Liberals like Teddy Kennedy kind of admired Soviet control.
Democracy is so messy.

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Isn't it odd Democrats attack big super stores like Walmart, but admire countries that really only have ONE GOVERNMENT STORE, where the shelves are always empty, the lines long, the service crappy?

Of course, Democrats knew the Soviets had special stores for the goverment leaders, where they could get the goods they denied to everyone else.

Can you imagine Cubans on the street have to pay 7 months' salary for a cell phone? And Democrats think Cuba's a great place for "little people"

re: #156 EC Marm

In times of nearly four dollar a gallon gasoline, just how many people will spend their hard earned money to watch crap?
Who is the movie about again? That Obama or Osama guy?
Nevermind, I thought it said, "Who in the World is Obama."

* * *
Yet people are buying Ipods and Iphones like they're being rationed!

re: #153 alegrias

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God bless them for working there; I metro under the Pentagon every day & try to thank & think of them, and all who defend our country near & far away.

Ha! I went on the metro under the Pentagon to the Rosslyn stop. Know what I found out about myself? I have a slight case of vertigo. That escalator was scary!

And a big "Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad, hahkah sherpa sherpa, a'bah'k'allah" to you Spurgeon Morlock, or whatever the hell your name is.

I can think of few things as pathetic as a michael moore wannabe. the only thing supersized here is moore's derriere.

Well, I hope that Spurlock finds him. But I think that I can guess the end of the film already: he probably concludes that there's no such person as OBL - that he's a puppet a la Balok. Only he's being controlled by the evil American hegemony. Or something.

re: #152 opnion

I always thought , that in their hearts, true Liberals like Teddy Kennedy kind of admired Soviet control.
Democracy is so messy.

Why stop there? The true triumph of the Left was the French Revolution. That was the real birth of the entire idea. The Left still gets giddy over it. Read what they post in their letters, editorials, comment sections. It is all about rounding up the ruling class and walking them to the gallows.

re: #162 Ben-Ami

Well, I hope that Spurlock finds him. But I think that I can guess the end of the film already: he probably concludes that there's no such person as OBL - that he's a puppet a la Balok. Only he's being controlled by the evil American hegemony. Or something.

I have a friend in Britain who, not long after 9-11 voiced that as a conjecture. He's since wised up.

7-7 was a wakeup call for him.

Liberals hate people who bring you food, fuel and medicine and love people who want to murder you. They are anti-human.

re: #163 rawmuse

Why stop there? The true triumph of the Left was the French Revolution. That was the real birth of the entire idea. The Left still gets giddy over it. Read what they post in their letters, editorials, comment sections. It is all about rounding up the ruling class and walking them to the gallows.

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Spaniards found out that after socialists win elections they become SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT FLIES!

All of a sudden, it's off with the Mahmoud Ahmedinejad beards & open collars, Hello, Paris fashions & facials--socialists like living high on the hog on your tax dollar.

Dingbat leftists want Bin Laden caught because, and only because, they think we will have to then declare the "War on Terror" over. "It was a crime, not an act of war!"

re: #166 alegrias

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Spaniards found out that after socialists win elections they become SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT FLIES!

All of a sudden, it's off with the Mahmoud Ahmedinejad beards & open collars, Hello, Paris fashions & facials--socialists like living high on the hog on your tax dollar.

Indeed.
Even better example: Great Britain under Nulabour ...
And who is now employed by JP Morgan? The 'socialist' Tony Bliar.

But will people ever larn?
I sometimes have grave doubts about the mental capabilities of a lot of my countrymen ...

re: #167 Future Blogger

Dingbat leftists want Bin Laden caught because, and only because, they think we will have to then declare the "War on Terror" over. "It was a crime, not an act of war!"

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But capturing & bringing to justice Saddam the butcher & biochemical weapons user meant nothing, though Saddam fired at our planes for 12 years while we flew overflights over Iraq...

Arghhh.

Only a little off topic, today I saw a bumper sticker on a liberal's car that really summed it up:

"Bring about word peace through good intentions"

It even sounded like a sarcastic joke but all the other bumper stickers were typical lib drool-think as well. That just about sums up the liberal's plan for the world. If we're nice, everything will be wonderful.

Un-be-effin-leavable.

Bin Laden died a long time ago. That's where in the world he is. In answer to his query...

re: #170 docremulac

Only a little off topic, today I saw a bumper sticker on a liberal's car that really summed it up:

"Bring about word peace through good intentions"

It even sounded like a sarcastic joke but all the other bumper stickers were typical lib drool-think as well. That just about sums up the liberal's plan for the world. If we're nice, everything will be wonderful.

Un-be-effin-leavable.

To me, that bumper sticker reads: "Bring about world peace by going to hell".

Its exactly the same thing.

re: #169 alegrias

Whenever I point out to "progressives" that Saddam was the pre-eminent Islamic terrorist in human history it sends them into histrionics. "No he wasn't! He didn't even live in a cave!"

re: #170 docremulac

Only a little off topic, today I saw a bumper sticker on a liberal's car that really summed it up:

"Bring about word peace through good intentions"

It even sounded like a sarcastic joke but all the other bumper stickers were typical lib drool-think as well. That just about sums up the liberal's plan for the world. If we're nice, everything will be wonderful.

Un-be-effin-leavable.

Oh, I don't have any problem with the bumpersticker. Of course, I think that sometimes "good intentions" means things like "I intend to accurately target this bunker-buster..." or "I intend to shoot this jihadi while missing the hostage he's holding."

re: #170 docremulac

Only a little off topic, today I saw a bumper sticker on a liberal's car that really summed it up:

"Bring about word peace through good intentions"

It even sounded like a sarcastic joke but all the other bumper stickers were typical lib drool-think as well. That just about sums up the liberal's plan for the world. If we're nice, everything will be wonderful.

Un-be-effin-leavable.

That's liberals for ya. The solution(s) to world problems all wrapped up neatly in a bumper sticker on a car. Of course, they think that if only WESTERN civilized peoples were 'nice', that barbarians wouldn't want to kill people, especially innocent men, women and children.

Liberals tend to be incredibly naive in their world view.

I think the chopper on the left side of the poster is a Hind gunship. Soviet-era cum Russian...

I had no idea when Democrats said our troops weren't getting the stuff they needed that meant flying Russian attack choppers.

Someone correct me. That can't be a Hind, can it?

re: #173 Future Blogger

Whenever I point out to "progressives" that Saddam was the pre-eminent Islamic terrorist in human history it sends them into histrionics. "No he wasn't! He didn't even live in a cave!"

LOL!

My liberal friends insist that AQ wasn't in Iraq before we toppled Saddam. I say "So let's say you are correct (shutting my mouth on 'no yer not'". Now they are there in droves. Would they really leave if we left?"

I just got Gallup polled.

This movie should fall somewhere between Ishtar and Harold & Kumar escape from Guantanamo in Box office appeal.

re: #178 pat

About what? This must have been an error. They obviously didn't know you were an LGF operative.

re: #177 rightymouse

A good way to get leftists to do the Linda Blair impersonation(from The Exorcist) is with the following challenge: Name all the countries where Al Qaeda is operating, and name all of the countries where you want your country fighting Al Qaeda.

They start vomiting blood.

re: #176 brainwizard73

I think the chopper on the left side of the poster is a Hind gunship. Soviet-era cum Russian...

I had no idea when Democrats said our troops weren't getting the stuff they needed that meant flying Russian attack choppers.

Someone correct me. That can't be a Hind, can it?

Yup, it's a Hind. I imagine the Afghan Air Force if there is such a thing, may have a few.

The Poles are flying Hinds on Coalition missions in Iraq. There are some videos of US troops riding in Polish Hinds on YouTube but I don't have the link handy.

Looks like a Blackhawk on the right side but it's hard to tell with all the camel dust.

re: #183 Colonel Panik

This from a globalsecurity.org report:

Most aircraft still remaining by 2001 were destroyed by coalition forces in Operation Enduring Freedom. Currently, what is left of the Afghan air force is a few dozen pilots, most of whom had not flown since 1996, occupying a part of Bagram Air Base near Kabul. While the United States has said that it intended to rebuild the air force and various other states have made offers to donate equipment, no material aid had arrived by 2005. At that time essentially all air operations in Afghanistan were conducted by US and other allied aircraft.

The AAF was in a very poor state as of late 2004. They lack airworthy combat planes and possess only a few attack helicopters. Airlift capabilities are very modest, with maybe 10 utility and attack helicopters and a few light transport planes at their disposal. Maintenance technicians were being trained, but no pilots. The AAF relies on the vast pool of pilots who were trained during the communist period. More than 450 enlisted with the AAF, but the majority of this serviceman have logged very few flying hours since 1990.

So I guess I have to eat crow, there MIGHT be one or two Hind gunships still being operated by the Afghans...

Still, it looks stupid...wonder who did the graphics.

A commenter on one of the linked websites calls Spurgeon Morlock "Michael Moore after a gastric bypass". LOL!

re: #181 Future Blogger

A good way to get leftists to do the Linda Blair impersonation(from The Exorcist) is with the following challenge: Name all the countries where Al Qaeda is operating, and name all of the countries where you want your country fighting Al Qaeda.

They start vomiting blood.

Or that green stuff. Not a pretty sight. There's a wonderful website that tracks global terrorism events. Ask your friends (like I do) which one of these countries we're in killing innocent men, women and children on purpose for a religious kill thrill.

spulock is an second rate hack who's ideas are getting boring. he is deceitful and opportunistic. it's all abt. him and how clever he is. what a narcissist.

/Produced by and starring the cast of Jackass. It'll gross $200K and get honorable mention at the academy rewards.

(foad spurlock)

Give me the last nail and a hammer and I'll get to work.

Spurlock is a runt , a homunculus, a little man. He is also an active and willing collaborator with the enemy. A kumbaya nitwit. He does not deserve the freedom given to him in America to make such pestilential drivel. He does not deserve the air he breathes. Sadly, this film will go down a treat over here in Europe...I wince at the thought of how it will shape young minds...the MTV suckers who love this guy, think he's cool and on the ball. Kids here are so impressionable and fed anti-American propaganda day in and day out on the media and now here comes more.

Since Spurlock wants to face danger head-on, he undergoes training to work in a hostile environment and obtains clearance from his pregnant wife to travel everywhere except in Iraq.

}:)     [ ... whipped ... ]

1) who is Morgan Spurlock. (do not answer, don't want to know).
2) who's stereotyping here? What moron actually believes a billion people are all Wahhabists or Muslim Brotherhood gangsters? And what moron believes there's a sterotypical group which is ignorant enough to believe that? Who's the real moron sterotyping everyone?
3) Waaay too much bare leg there, dude, it's considered improper even for men to stick their naked legs out like that. Don't know nuthin' do ya?
4) The artist for that poster had a good time; the camel looks like it havin' a good time and dear Morgan is all happy looking like he's ... ah ... *ahem* ... riding ... a little ... er ... low ... behind the saddle ...

A movie destined for the fast track to the $1 dvd bin at Walmart and alcohol-induced midnight riffing...

Spurlock is like a louse that fell off Michael Moore's hairy belly.

Maybe Al Qaeda will not be amused and fry this airhead like a crinkle-cut.

Poetic justice is sometimes the only justice such leftards attract.

re: #195 profitsbeard

Maybe Al Qaeda will not be amused and fry this airhead like a crinkle-cut.

Poetic justice is sometimes the only justice such leftards attract.

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Even Al Qaeda knows who are the USEFUL IDIOTS among us. This might be considered a funny movie in Al Qaeda circles, heheheheh, those stupid Americans will believe anything.

alegrias-

USEFUL IDIOTS

True, but maybe one of the jihadi underlings won't get the OBL message to spare this lickpsittle infidel dog, and shylock Spurlock could end up mistaken for a mocker of Mohammad, like the Mo-toon men.

re: #47 coquimbojoe

What makes you think its gonna end? Michael Moore is still hanging around and his movies are probably as if not more egregious.

It's the only possible good result of a democrat winning the election. Just like the media never mentioned homelessness during the Clinton administration, once a dem is in the oval office it's all rainbows and puppies, and Spurlock and Moore will retreat into obscurity.

And Margaret Cho and Janeane Garofalo might start being funny again.

/still not worth voting for a dem.

Is it wrong that I love that poster?

re: #190 kuffarharbi

I wince at the thought of how it will shape young minds...the MTV suckers who love this guy, think he's cool and on the ball. Kids here are so impressionable and fed anti-American propaganda day in and day out on the media and now here comes more.

I do a lot of volunteer work with kids and it amazes me just how little they know about the world. One (a really nice, goodhearted kid, btw) actually said that he'd have a much easier time getting free money(tm) for college since the dems would be back in power next fall...

A little part of me died inside.

/Free money isn't free!

Bin Laden is having tea with Fidel in hell...

Spurlock's movies in a word: SUCK

Ya know it took DECADES to find that guy- Ted Kazinski (sp) The Unibomber! American right here in USA. Massive manhunt. Nothing. It was only when NY Slimes printed his "manifesto" that his BROTHER recognized his rambling style and clued in the authorities did they finally track him down! So we are supposed to find osama in a mountainous region where nobody will talk? I don't think so! Hey, so we got Hussein and sons in Iraq and what do the libs do? They just blow that accomplishment off! No Kudos anymore if ever (just what took ya so long?) So lets stop dancing to their tune- they are NUTZ!

Y'know, he has a right to make such movies. He has the right to be as obnoxious as he feels like being.

However, we have the right to ignore it. Don't bother seeing it. The one thing that will put a stop to this BS is when he can't recoup his production costs because nobody will bother watching this tripe on the screen. We've seen this before. It works.