What the hell is that?

Whew, at least it isn't a lobstrocity.

Bwahahahahah!

Evolution!

is that an ostrich or an emu?

Springtime for Hitler!

a hungry wanting to eat neo nazis ostrich -i think

Can we name him Mossberg?

And Now, the Lolostrich

I like that sound of "Lolstrich" (without the second "o") a little better.

Awesome!

re: #4 DesertSage

Evolution!

AAAAAAaaaahhhhh!

/runs away screaming...

re: #4 DesertSage

No, this would be evolution

It looks somewhat similar to my Ugly Little Cat.

sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

I like ostrich burgers, grilled up with mushrooms on an onion bun!

Iz got my eyz on Billiez Weiz!

But actually, I've got to log off at the moment, for real, so no additional comments from me on this thread!

Off to meatspace...

re: #11 zombie

AAAAAAaaaahhhhh!

/runs away screaming...

Hi zombie :)

Very nice to see you - I'm so glad you're back. :)

re: #12 Killgore Trout

No, this would be evolution

Maybe after a thermonuclear war.

He reminds me of Conan O'Brien.

re: #12 Killgore Trout

No, this would be evolution

He needs a dental cleaning. I can do that. It'll be awkward getting him up on the table tho.

re: KT

damn! that's one scary bird

re: #17 mama winger

Hi zombie :)

Very nice to see you - I'm so glad you're back. :)

I'm back but dashing out the door! Last comment for real. I'm late!

re: #17 mama winger

Hi zombie :)

Very nice to see you - I'm so glad you're back. :)

Zombie loves us :')

Is that from target="cheezburger">[Link: icanhascheezburger.com...] or your own twisted creation in the spirit of said site?

re: #22 zombie

I'm back but dashing out the door! Last comment for real. I'm late!

See you later - have a good evening!

We've been given the bird!
Or have we?

re: #23 DesertSage

Hey Sage - are you near the fire I heard about?

I mean, look.

re: #24 psyop

Mine own.

re: #1 WhiteRasta

What the hell is that?

>

Well, the hair style is reminiscent of Don King.

Ooh... I screwed up that function.....

for my next trick, I will learn how to add a link without looking like a dumbass

You guys are KILLIN' me! LOLOLOLOL

Grammy's drinking a bit of Chardonnay tonight...will you join me?

Are there any guitar afficinatos in the room tonight? I have a little something for you.. The guy on the right is a friend of ours. He makes AWESOME guitars and, are you ready....bows. Check it out....

re: #31 psyop

Ha!

that's one heck of a pecker

re: #29 Charles

Mine own.

Excellent.

And well done.

Mein Herr !

re: #31 psyop

Ooh... I screwed up that function.....

for my next trick, I will learn how to add a link without looking like a dumbass

Just paste the URL into the comment - no need to click the link button unless you want to give it a title.

re: #26 pre-Boomer Marine brat

We've been given the bird!
Or have we?

The bird with an attitude!

Our old nazi shit for brains (Billy White) was give Charles some shit this morning.

re: #27 mama winger

Hey Sage - are you near the fire I heard about?

Yeah, it's just up the road from me. They have it under control, no structures were damaged.

There can be only one . . .

Hahahaha!

I had a co-worker who had almost the same pic (maybe it is the same pic?) that someone wrote was him in the morning without coffee.

re: #37 Charles

Cool, thx

re: #39 DesertSage

Yeah, it's just up the road from me. They have it under control, no structures were damaged.

I'm very glad you are OK. Is this when your fire season usually starts?

(we don't have a fire season. We only have snowplow season)

re: #31 psyop

Ooh... I screwed up that function.....

for my next trick, I will learn how to add a link without looking like a dumbass

Dont' worry about it psyop, we've all been there...

: )

re: #18 DesertSage

Maybe after a thermonuclear war.

Isn't that Hillarys baby picture?

"He's supposed to be a Klan leader or something, but he let an ostrich whoop him?"
Future Headline

Funny pic. I'll sheepishly admit that I don't get the "still hongry, cn has neo notzi?" reference.

re: #8 Killgore Trout

Can we name him Mossberg?

Good call.

...

re: #32 Grammy Cracker

Yikes! Spell check is my friend, too! Aficionado....

re: #49 godfrey

for those who don't know, this comes from the term

lolcat

lol means laughing out loud.

the ostrich version is, ostensibly, a lolstrich.

that is all.

re: #44 shibumi

Somehow, the dull pain and humiliation are still there....

...but thanks!

/sarc

re: #28 godfrey

I mean, look.

Maybe it's Conan before coffee.

re: #38 jcm

The bird with an attitude!

Our old nazi shit for brains (Billy White) was give Charles some shit this morning.

I saw Charles' post yesterday proffering the middle finger, and just this moment checked in before pulling the plug on the PC and watching an Errol Flynn movie. The ghastly BIRD caught my eye.

What else has Silly Billy been up to today?

re: #47 Sol Roth

Funny pic. I'll sheepishly admit that I don't get the "still hongry, cn has neo notzi?" reference.

[Link: icanhascheezburger.com...]

re: #43 mama winger

Fire season is anytime between spring and fall, but it's usually the worst in Oct and Nov.

re: #7 luvb3ingcrazy

a hungry wanting to eat neo nazis ostrich -i think

Okay. I get it. For a minute there I thought Charles was hittn' da pipe. :)

re: #51 jcm

Thanks. It's designed to distract from the soup stains on my suit.

re: #49 godfrey

Terror birds ...

re: #49 godfrey

So, what are you trying to say?

Male or Female Lolstrich ?

Charles ?

re: #60 Sol Roth

I can't help it, but whenever I look at your avatar, I always see it as a north facing bent-over naked woman, from a southern perspective.

Ostrich is a little stringy, buffalo a little pasty. Nothing beats a good old side of beef, raised in America and chopped up into pieces.

[Link: icanhascheezburger.com...]

re: #62 DesertSage

I was trying to post ridiculously wrong link syntax, but Charles's scripts were too smart from that kind of smartassness.

re: #64 mama winger

I can't help it, but whenever I look at your avatar, I always see it as a north facing bent-over naked woman, from a southern perspective.

Oooh mama winger, are we into the ladies?

re: #66 Charles

LOL!

re: #62 DesertSage

So, what are you trying to say?

I think he said it well, as brevity is sometimes the ultimate sign of understanding in this complex world we live in. Impeach Bush!

/KosKid response

re: #68 Sol Roth

Oooh mama winger, are we into the ladies?

Haha ! It just always makes me look twice. I see it as a giant butt.

there's something wrong with me, isn't there ?

re: #66 Charles

[Link: icanhascheezburger.com...]

ROFLMAO

Not in front of the K I T T Y, honey!

Neo notzi not gud fur fud. mite stick in craw. Neo notzi gud fur toi, tho. Use ur pecker.

Apparently Stinky didn't follow orders to just drop off his pet Tortoise at the ASPCA and not return with anything.

re: #71 mama winger

Haha ! It just always makes me look twice. I see it as a giant butt.

there's something wrong with me, isn't there ?

[looks askance, backs up a few paces] Why no, there's nothing wrong with you dearie....

(it's a caucasian albino with an afro in honor of His Highness Obama)

re: #71 mama winger

Haha ! It just always makes me look twice. I see it as a giant butt.
there's something wrong with me, isn't there ?

NOW how are we supposed to get THAT out of our minds?

(LOL!)

re: #60 Sol Roth

If this is an Afro, is your avatar a ... a Eufro?

First, the sincere middle finger. Now flipping the bird?

re: #55 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I saw Charles' post yesterday proffering the middle finger, and just this moment checked in before pulling the plug on the PC and watching an Errol Flynn movie. The ghastly BIRD caught my eye.

What else has Silly Billy been up to today?

Only posting what he thought was Charles home address on his web site. Then threatened to find the Big Lizard's family.

All in a busy day for Billy Boy.

t-rex was a chicken

re: #71 mama winger

mama winger....if you can rent this movie high lonesome the story of bluegrass music

one of the best stories on bluegrass i have the cd of the motion picture

re: #50 Grammy Cracker

Yikes! Spell check is my friend, too! Aficionado....

Chardonnay is the only spell check you'll ever need. Have enough wine, you won't care about misspellings.

And now for something completely different revolting.

I was re-editing one of my old posts last night. Adding photos, etc. Anyway, something or another must have stuck in my mind, but later on that night I had a nightmare that Ward Churchill was coming on to me.

re: #66 Charles

Damn that's funny.

re: #38 jcm

Just went back out, and further down, on the front page and found it (from earlier today). This guy's a REAL dumbass!

T' hell with it. Time to buckle my swash and watch Captain Blood.

re: #82 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Chardonnay is the only spell check you'll ever need. Have enough wine, you won't care about misspellings.

I agree, though I'm not usually a *white* girl.... I prefer red wine, even if I am a cracker.... LOL

How's by you tonight?

Drudge has linked to an article relating a Clinton challenge to Obama for a Lincoln-Douglas style debate: no moderator. Just 90 minutes of the candidates asking each other questions.

Operation Chaos lives! I might almost get my TV out of mothballs to watch that!

I swear this is true:

Back in the early 70s I had a nightmare so vivid that it has stayed with me all these many years. Since I rarely remember dreams at all, this is extraordinary in and of itself.

I dreamed I was in Vietnam (bad enough right there).
We were about to set out into the boonies when some intel types showed up with a huge ostrich on a stout leash. The bird was about 12 feet tall and wore an elaborate harness with, honest, ammo pouches and a huge canteen. It turned toward me and I reflexively jumped back in fright. Unlike normal ostriches it had fangs and a mouthful of sharp teeth.
The intel guys said it was an extra special top-secret new breed and they were evaluating it as a possible replacement for tracker dogs. We duly set off on patrol with the giant ostrich and its spooky handlers in tow.
We hadn't gone far when there was a burst of AK fire and a VC burst from the bushes right in front of us and ran. The ostrich handler yelled something and released the creature. It bounded after the VC, caught him in its beak, and yanked his skin off in one motion. Much as I disliked old Charlie, I was shocked and horrified. The handler looked very pleased and starting taking photographs.

I woke up at that point.

re: #79 jcm

Yeah, we overlapped. See my #85.

re: #83 NoSubmission

And now for something completely different revolting.

I was re-editing one of my old posts last night. Adding photos, etc. Anyway, something or another must have stuck in my mind, but later on that night I had a nightmare that Ward Churchill was coming on to me.

Eeeeeewwwww! Brain bleach, please! STAT!

re: #75 Sol Roth

(it's a caucasian albino with an afro in honor of His Highness Obama)

Yes - I see that when I click on it. But when I am just perusing the page it looks buttish.

/ I sound weird, even to ME

re: #82 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Babelfish says

avec assez de chardonnay l'épellation est abandonnée

(with enough chardonnay spelling is abandoned)

re: #85 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Just went back out, and further down, on the front page and found it (from earlier today). This guy's a REAL dumbass!

T' hell with it. Time to buckle my swash and watch Captain Blood.

That's a good one! Star Wars ripped off the plot line.

re: #81 hayseed

here is another one pre-view

re: #90 Grammy Cracker
Truly gross.

re: #81 hayseed

mama winger....if you can rent this movie high lonesome the story of bluegrass music

one of the best stories on bluegrass i have the cd of the motion picture

I don't think I've ever seen that - But I sure will look for it now! Thanks hayseed! You made my Saturday night!

well - you and that butt avatar

re: #88 Shiplord Kirel

Never buy acid at a Stones concert.

re: #92 jaunte

Babelfish says

avec assez de chardonnay l'%uFFFDpellation est abandonn%uFFFDe

(with enough chardonnay spelling is abandoned)

Mais oui!

re: #98 Grammy Cracker

Yes you mais!

so...what is that ostrich saying ? I am not into the current text messaging lingo...

re: #95 NoSubmission

Truly gross.

You poor dear! How does one get such an image out of one's head?

/BRAIN BLEACH!

re: #78 wrenchwench

First, the sincere middle finger. Now flipping the bird?

Flipping the lolbird...

re: #83 NoSubmission

And now for something completely different revolting.

I was re-editing one of my old posts last night. Adding photos, etc. Anyway, something or another must have stuck in my mind, but later on that night I had a nightmare that Ward Churchill was coming on to me.

* * *
In an Obama administration, Ward Churchill & Reverend Wright will head the "Department of Re-Educating America" and you Vill Like itz!

re: #99 jaunte

Yes you mais!

Merci!

/I think I will have another Chardonnay.

re: #101 Grammy Cracker

I don't know, but I am sorry I even remembered it.

re: #93 jcm

That's a good one! Star Wars ripped off the plot line.

Cheesy script, direction and editing in places, but a classic.

re: #104 Grammy Cracker

I raise a Cabernet in your general direction!

re: #105 NoSubmission

I don't know, but I am sorry I even remembered it.

I'd be afraid to go to sleep tonight.

re: #104 Grammy Cracker

Merci!

/I think I will have another Chardonnay.

Andy? Andy Griffith? When did you switch from Big Orange?

re: #105 NoSubmission

I don't know, but I am sorry I even remembered it.

Here, love....have a glass of wine. You'll feel better. Promise...

/you ARE at least 21, aren't you?

Hmmm, boots and a belt or just the boots?

re: #86 Grammy Cracker

I agree, though I'm not usually a *white* girl.... I prefer red wine, even if I am a cracker.... LOL

How's by you tonight?

Just found a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream (with a hint of Caramel) totally forgot I had it. I am now going to place it within myself.

The bird ... is a word!

re: #107 jaunte

I raise a Cabernet in your general direction!

Why are you raising cabernets? Get a set of weights and leave teh furniture alone.

/

OT

Evening news... HRC challenged BHO to mano-a-mano debate no moderator.

BHO passed.

Wimp!

re: #109 OldLineTexan

Andy? Andy Griffith? When did you switch from Big Orange?

LOL! Gotta love me some Andy.....

aaaaah what the Hell is that?

It looks like Helen Thomas after a bad blow dry

re: #114 OldLineTexan

My mistake, It was a chifferobe...

I have to confess, I'm hooked on lolcatz. I go there every day and read through the front page. I'll send the really cute ones - like this one - to my female friends, all of whom are cat owners.

re: #112 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ohhhhh.....Yum! I first saw that little goodie last summer in Canada. We were touring the North Channel on the boat, and one of the liquor stores had both the mint and the caramel.... Soooooo good!

re: #77 godfrey

If this is an Afro, is your avatar a ... a Eufro?

Whoa. Don't know what brand of fro it is, but it's a big ol' head of hair, ain't it?

re: #110 Grammy Cracker

Here, love....have a glass of wine. You'll feel better. Promise...

/you ARE at least 21, aren't you?

A glass of wine would be delicious right now. Hey. I've got a tiny smidgen of Absolute and a brand new bottle of cranberry in the fridge.

Be right back.
/b.1962

re: #117 Shug

aaaaah what the Hell is that?

It looks like Helen Thomas after a bad blow dry

ROFLMAO!

re: #49 godfrey

Supper's finished. Now a big piece of lemon meringue pie, an ice-cold glass of milk, and a red-hot swashbuckler.

G'night, jcm!

re: #120 Grammy Cracker

xter gud

re: #118 jaunte

My mistake, It was a chifferobe...

Don't go all To Kill A Mockingbird on me, now.

re: #91 mama winger

Careful or you'll give my nic a nickname. :

re: #119 Noam Sayin'

It is the first time I heard of this...

bbl

re: #80 RTLM

t-rex was a chicken

And that probably didn't happen overnight.

/now there's a sequence of transitional fossils I'd like to see

re: #130 Sol Roth

hurry

re: #108 mama winger

I'd be afraid to go to sleep tonight.

I do have some strange dreams sometimes. At the end of Bill Clinton's last term, I dreamed he was laying on top of me. We were fully dressed and not doing anything. Just talking. Weird!

re: #125 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Supper's finished. Now a big piece of lemon meringue pie, an ice-cold glass of milk, and a red-hot swashbuckler.

G'night, jcm!

Nite, enjoy...

re: #127 OldLineTexan

Don't go all To Kill A Mockingbird on me, now.

Scout...is that you?

/my favorite novel of all time

Heh.

[Link: www.hillaryclintonforum.net...]

Cindy's running.

re: #136 Charles

I remember Penthouse Forum.

re: #136 Charles

Politics make for strange bedfellows

re: #136 Charles

Heh.

[Link: www.hillaryclintonforum.net...]

Wow Charles! A ht and all!

re: #136 Charles

Heh.

[Link: www.hillaryclintonforum.net...]

They didn't even give you a hat tip!

What with "hongry" and a reference to "lobstrosities", we've got Stephen King's Dark Tower/Gunslinger series all over da place.

re: #136 Charles

Heh.

[Link: www.hillaryclintonforum.net...]

OH WOW! Now I see it. Cool Charles! You're helping to elect Hillary Clinton!

/

re: #131 Killian Bundy

And that probably didn't happen overnight.

/now there's a sequence of transitional fossils I'd like to see

BIG CHICKEN IS RIPPING US OFF!

This one is pretty funny:
object%20width="...] height="355" param="param" value="[Link: www.youtube.com...]>paramparam name="wmode" value="transparent"/paramembed src="[Link: www.youtube.com...] type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"/embed/object" target="_blank">Blonde Antelope

re: #140 VegasRick

Wow Charles! A ht and all!

re: #141 jcm

Opps missed it...

re: #133 NoSubmission

I do have some strange dreams sometimes. At the end of Bill Clinton's last term, I dreamed he was laying on top of me. We were fully dressed and not doing anything. Just talking. Weird!

Have you considered dream analysis ? LOL - yikes :O

re: #136 Charles

Heh.

[Link: www.hillaryclintonforum.net...]

OMG! That IS rich! The Bitch is Back!

LOLOL

Horrific: MSU's Poster for the Upcoming Anti-Israel Week

I didn't know hillary's people were concerned with terrorists and who their friends are.

re: #136 Charles

Heh.

[Link: www.hillaryclintonforum.net...]

Bedfellows ... strange ...

re: #122 NoSubmission

That is so cosmopolitan.

re: #145 CapeCoddah

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

(all I saw was gobbledegook on your post).

re: #153 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

(all I saw was gobbledegook on your post).

LOL!

re: #133 NoSubmission

I do have some strange dreams sometimes. At the end of Bill Clinton's last term, I dreamed he was laying on top of me. We were fully dressed and not doing anything. Just talking. Weird!

Spooky. I was talking to Bill the other day, and he was telling me about this dream he had where he was laying on top of a hot chick, but all he could do was talk because his pants had no fly...

Sorry to interupt. I coined a new word.

Imingrate, an ungrateful immigrant. one who disregards the rules of order and law.

And the new word just happens to have a musicalish video attached.

re: #129 Psaturn

It is the first time I heard of this...

I like to make my gal pals go, "awwwwww."

re: #144 OldLineTexan

BIG CHICKEN IS RIPPING US OFF!

/remember to give thanks to T-Rex next time you have eggs for breakfast

re: #136 Charles

Heh.

[Link: www.hillaryclintonforum.net...]

HELLO HILLARY SUPPORTERS!

Uh, we don't much care for your gal, either.

We're just enjoying watching your competing Identity Politics tear your party apart.

Pass the popcorn, Charles.

re: #159 Occasional Reader

HELLO HILLARY SUPPORTERS!

Uh, we don't much care for your gal, either.

We're just enjoying watching your competing Identity Politics tear your party apart.

Pass the popcorn, Charles.

Uh, I've got M&M's.....

re: #147 mama winger

Have you considered dream analysis ? LOL - yikes :O

I think a professional would have a field day.

I, for one, welcome our new ostrich overlords.

re: #133 NoSubmission

I do have some strange dreams sometimes. At the end of Bill Clinton's last term, I dreamed he was laying on top of me. We were fully dressed and not doing anything. Just talking. Weird!

* * *
He likes you for your mind, but still, he's a serial rapist! And Juanita Brodderick's 30th anniversary of being raped by Clinton was just this week, where did I see that...yuck.

re: #159 Occasional Reader

No, not really Hillary Supporters. Occasional was just kidding. Ha Ha Ha. We really do care for Hillary. We intend to march on the streets of Denver in support of her nomination.

(shhhhh occasional).

re: #162 EC Marm

I, for one, welcome our new ostrich overlords.

Ostrich tastes a lot like chicken......

re: #159 Occasional Reader

They should have to wear different colored tees or bandanas so we can tell them apart.

re: #150 Sharmuta

I didn't know hillary's people were concerned with terrorists and who their friends are.

They're not. But this is an election year.

re: #163 alegrias

* * *
He likes you for your mind, but still, he's a serial rapist! And Juanita Brodderick's 30th anniversary of being raped by Clinton was just this week, where did I see that...yuck.

It was so weird and casual. He was getting up off me, and I said, 'Thanks for being President.'

re: #161 NoSubmission

I think a professional would have a field day.

Was there by any chance an El Camino and astro turf involved in this dream?

Toast,
L'Chaim!

re: #146 jcm

re: #141 jcm

Opps missed it...

It's okay. I hope the readers of that site try to sign up here (thinking that we like Hillary) that would be funny.

re: #168 NoSubmission

It was so weird and casual. He was getting up off me, and I said, 'Thanks for being President.'

Norm McDonald

"Dreamed I was in a pool swimming naked toward Christy Brinkly. Woke up, went back to sleep trying to dream the same dream; Next dream I was shooting pool naked with David Brinkley!"

According to the tabloids at the grocery store yesterday, Barry and WAB are divorcing because he cheats, and Hilldebeast has a hot latina-looking lover on the campaign trail at all times. Wow. How's John-boy supposed to keep up with THAT?

re: #171 VegasRick

It's okay. I hope the readers of that site try to sign up here (thinking that we like Hillary) that would be funny.

It would be. Let's pretend.

/I loves me some Hillary

re: #150 Sharmuta

I didn't know hillary's people were concerned with terrorists and who their friends are.

* * *
Hillary & Bill are concerned ONLY if terrorists and their friends stand between Hillary & the White House.

re: #164 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

No, not really Hillary Supporters. Occasional was just kidding. Ha Ha Ha. We really do care for Hillary. We intend to march on the streets of Denver in support of her nomination.

(shhhhh occasional).

Oh... rrrright... the support march... I clean forgot!

Now how about you Clinton interns doing some dirt digging on Obama for yourselves. LGF showed you how it is done, now make us proud./

Is that Kilgore? /

re: #167 solomonpanting

Toucé.

re: #169 EC Marm

Was there by any chance an El Camino and astro turf involved in this dream?

Where are you going with this?
:)

re: #180 NoSubmission

Where are you going with this?
:)

rug burn ?

re: #176 Occasional Reader

sheesh

re: #174 OldLineTexan

It would be. Let's pretend.

/I loves me some Hillary

Yea, Hillary is the smartest woman in the world!
/pukes

re: #171 VegasRick

It's okay. I hope the readers of that site try to sign up here (thinking that we like Hillary) that would be funny.

I wonder it the poster read around here much. Some how I think they did a google search, saw it posted it without much investigation.

re: #175 alegrias

You Fool! You fell victim for one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this- never go in against a Sicilian Clinton when death the White House is on the line!

I dreamt not long ago that my Dad had been recalled to active duty (he was Army in the mid-50s) in order to train Navy Seals. He walked around wearing a fully wetsuit, snorkel, mask, and swim fins, but looked very professional. NO idea where the hell that came from.

re: #153 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Sorry, still learning a few things!
Anyway, here is a link from that Hillary Clinton forum, supposedly a photocopy of Michelle Obama's locked down thesis.
[Link: www.dontvoteobama.net...]

re: #184 jcm

I wonder it the poster read around here much. Some how I think they did a google search, saw it posted it without much investigation.

Suupraze, Suupraze, Suupraze!
My best Gomer Pyle impression.

re: #168 NoSubmission

It was so weird and casual. He was getting up off me, and I said, 'Thanks for being President.'

* * *
YOu're going to have to change your name from "No Submission" to ....
"I'm Easy & Easily Impressed"!

re: #186 Occasional Reader

I dreamt not long ago that my Dad had been recalled to active duty (he was Army in the mid-50s) in order to train Navy Seals. He walked around wearing a fully wetsuit, snorkel, mask, and swim fins, but looked very professional. NO idea where the hell that came from.

I blame Bush!

And make sure your gal Hillary follows Commander Taggart's advice; never retereat! Never surrender! Take it to a floor fight, Hillaryites. We're, uh, with you!

re: #153 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Here is what I meant to post in that mess. Sorry!

re: #185 Sharmuta

Did you see my Princess Bride reference just a few minutes ago? If not, weird.

re: #185 Sharmuta

You Fool! You fell victim for one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this- never go in against a Sicilian Clinton when death the White House is on the line!

* * *
Sorry there's no sound at this PC! But the guy with the blindfolded girl is scary.

Lolcat site hiring; spelling skillz optional

- "I can haz dream Job? My rezumez! let me showz u thm"

That's the subject line of a cover letter sent by a job applicant to I Can Has Cheezburger, one of the premier sites for so-called Lolcat pictures.

Don't think the letter will be rejected out of hand — bad spelling is no obstacle to a job in Lolcat world. It may even be an asset.

Lolcats became an Internet craze last year. A typical example shows a picture of a fat and hopeful cat accompanied by a caption in a baby-talk-like dialect known as Lolspeak: "I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?"

Apparently, looking at Lolcats all day is an appealing job. Ben Huh, founder of the site and chief executive of Seattle-based Pet Holdings Inc., has received 250 applications since the job was posted on Monday under the headline "Kittehs Want Moar Workerhumans."

"I got a stack of resumes that I can't even go through," Huh said. "You know how they say, 'Spell everything correctly because the people reading your resume will toss it out otherwise?' Well, we can't even do that. We won't knock you out for spelling.... The traditional resume screening methods don't apply here."

The winning applicant will join three other people who moderate ICHC and a few related Pet Holdings sites (think dogs with funny captions). A big part of the job will be selecting from the 7,000 submissions the company receives every day of captioned photos, plus 2,000 uncaptioned ones.

Cat ownership is not required, just "a great sense of humor, a deep understanding and love of the Internets and a strong work ethic."

Anyone qualified? ;)

justdanny (#156),

And the new word (Imingrate) just happens to have a musicalish video attached.

Nice. You've got a King Crimson thing going on there. I like it.

Tired Barack Obama resorts to aggression

He seems tired, brittle and more aggressive, and some of his appealing hope and charisma have been dispensed with.

Five days after losing to Hillary Clinton in the Pennsylvania primary, Barack Obama has taken off the gloves in his battle to win the American presidency - and in so doing has left critics wondering whether he is not just another conventional politician grubbing for votes.

/turning point?

re: #88 Shiplord Kirel

I swear this is true:

Back in the early 70s I had a nightmare so vivid that it has stayed with me all these many years. Since I rarely remember dreams at all, this is extraordinary in and of itself.

I dreamed I was in Vietnam (bad enough right there).
We were about to set out into the boonies when some intel types showed up with a huge ostrich on a stout leash. The bird was about 12 feet tall and wore an elaborate harness with, honest, ammo pouches and a huge canteen. It turned toward me and I reflexively jumped back in fright. Unlike normal ostriches it had fangs and a mouthful of sharp teeth.
The intel guys said it was an extra special top-secret new breed and they were evaluating it as a possible replacement for tracker dogs. We duly set off on patrol with the giant ostrich and its spooky handlers in tow.
We hadn't gone far when there was a burst of AK fire and a VC burst from the bushes right in front of us and ran. The ostrich handler yelled something and released the creature. It bounded after the VC, caught him in its beak, and yanked his skin off in one motion. Much as I disliked old Charlie, I was shocked and horrified. The handler looked very pleased and starting taking photographs.

I woke up at that point.

That's some dark shit man. Try and correlate it with something that was happening in your life at that time to extract some meaning.

re: #136 Charles

Heh.

[Link: www.hillaryclintonforum.net...]

LGF fans at the MTE's blog! Viva Sir Hillary!

re: #148 Grammy Cracker

How was he allowed, as a citizen of the UK, to hold a fundraiser here, in NY?

Are there special rules for Shrillary?

I had ostrich for dinner once and it tasted awful. Even worse, my wife's favorite cousin was our hostess and I felt compelled to show enough class not to act out my distaste. Ugh.

re: #197 Killian Bundy

He just needs something to cling to, and he won't be bitter anymore.

/

re: #201 sloppy

I had ostrich for dinner once and it tasted awful. Even worse, my wife's favorite cousin was our hostess and I felt compelled to show enough class not to act out my distaste. Ugh.

You have to have it fresh. Any kind of frozen is awful. I get fresh ostrich steaks from a nearby ostrich farm and they're really tasty.

re: #203 Charles

You have to have it fresh. Any kind of frozen is awful. I get fresh ostrich steaks from a nearby ostrich farm and they're really tasty.

You've certainly endeared yourself to PETA...
People Eating Tasty Animals!

re: 203 - Charles

Thanks for the reassurance. From the price on the menu, the ostrich should have been raised in the restaurant's back yard and butchered 10 minutes before being cooked. I don't like bison, either. Maybe too picky.

re: #135 Grammy Cracker

Scout...is that you?

/my favorite novel of all time

So . . . was Harper Lee really Truman Capote?

re:# 201 sloppy

no wonder it tasted like sh*t...if anything like this lolostrich they eat garbage as in neo-nazis

As if LGF-addiction wasn't enough. Now its constant-clicking Lolcats.

My weird dreams tend to be science fictiony ones.... like one dream I had when I was a kid that was set in the Classic Trek era (this was before even the movies had come along, nevermind the later Trek shows, so Classic Trek was ALL there was) and had to do with a starbase or some such thing that was located somewhere underwater, and there was a particular, disused room in there where part of the floor was open out into the water... and there was this sea-creature thing that was able to reach up into the place and grab people from out of there and pull them down under the water with it if they happened to be in a corridor near that room. Instant death. So, people would just occasionally disappear out of this starbase, and no one there could figure out just what was really going on.

Oh yeah, and the dream had a very horror-movie feel to it.

to quote Homestarrunner:

"Dat is one ug-uly boid."

[Link: ihasahotdog.com...] This one is doggies!

I think I ate a Lolstrich in China last week...

re: #131 Killian Bundy

Shoebill

(Balaeniceps rex)

re: #88 Shiplord Kirel

Mmm.... that's a bad one.

=^0

Me, I just wake up drenched in sweat thinking Hillary is President.

re: #66 Charles

[Link: icanhascheezburger.com...]

I'm wicked late to this thread, but here is one along a similar theme, think Ridgemont High.

re: #203 Charles

You have to have it fresh. Any kind of frozen is awful. I get fresh ostrich steaks from a nearby ostrich farm and they're really tasty.

Expect a fatwa from Clarence Birdseye anytime now.

And yes, that's an Emu

If the Nazi is still breathing, damn straight.

We seriously have to cure Nazis of the habit of breathing.

I'm open to suggestions.

I guess I need to learn gibberish all over again.

I thought the first part was "still horny", which really gives the whole thing very different perspective.........

It's an emu. Australia's national bird.

Does this mean the lizard is being replaced?

re: #218 Steffan

/racist
....lol

I know it's an emu, folks. But 'lolemu' just doesn't have the same ring to it.

re: #223 Charles

lolmu!

All it needs to go along with it is a picture of Billy White captioned "HALP" or "It eatz me!"

Kirel, perhaps you got the same inspiration as Michael Crichton did, only he turned it into Jurassic Park, changed the Ostrich into a velociraptor and changed a government conspiracy into a corporate conspiracy.
No submissions, in your dream were you wearing a blue dress? Just asking how far things went between you and Bill. Perhaps the dream meant that Bill was a heavy weight on your psyche? Or that you saw eye to eye on him in politics (politics making strange bedfellows)?

As for the lolstrich, is there some Obamanation unconscious racism going on here. We have a black ostrich/emu, which have the reputation for cowardice and hiding from unpleasant events. We have 'coincidentally?' an African American candidate who is hiding from Hillary, and is gaining a reputation as a coward, in both international and domestic affairs.
So is the Board trying to link the two together, like that 'racist' North Carolina ad?