What the hell is that?

Whew, at least it isn't a lobstrocity.

Bwahahahahah!

Evolution!

is that an ostrich or an emu?

Springtime for Hitler!

a hungry wanting to eat neo nazis ostrich -i think

Can we name him Mossberg?

And Now, the Lolostrich

I like that sound of "Lolstrich" (without the second "o") a little better.

Awesome!

re: #4 DesertSage

Evolution!

AAAAAAaaaahhhhh!

/runs away screaming...

re: #4 DesertSage

No, this would be evolution

It looks somewhat similar to my Ugly Little Cat.

sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

I like ostrich burgers, grilled up with mushrooms on an onion bun!

Iz got my eyz on Billiez Weiz!

But actually, I've got to log off at the moment, for real, so no additional comments from me on this thread!

Off to meatspace...

re: #11 zombie

AAAAAAaaaahhhhh!

/runs away screaming...

Hi zombie :)

Very nice to see you - I'm so glad you're back. :)

re: #12 Killgore Trout

No, this would be evolution

Maybe after a thermonuclear war.

He reminds me of Conan O'Brien.

re: #12 Killgore Trout

No, this would be evolution

He needs a dental cleaning. I can do that. It'll be awkward getting him up on the table tho.

re: KT

damn! that's one scary bird

re: #17 mama winger

Hi zombie :)

Very nice to see you - I'm so glad you're back. :)

I'm back but dashing out the door! Last comment for real. I'm late!

re: #17 mama winger

Hi zombie :)

Very nice to see you - I'm so glad you're back. :)

Zombie loves us :')

Is that from target="cheezburger">[Link: icanhascheezburger.com...] or your own twisted creation in the spirit of said site?

re: #22 zombie

I'm back but dashing out the door! Last comment for real. I'm late!

See you later - have a good evening!

We've been given the bird!
Or have we?

re: #23 DesertSage

Hey Sage - are you near the fire I heard about?

I mean, look.

re: #24 psyop

Mine own.

re: #1 WhiteRasta

What the hell is that?

>

Well, the hair style is reminiscent of Don King.

Ooh... I screwed up that function.....

for my next trick, I will learn how to add a link without looking like a dumbass

You guys are KILLIN' me! LOLOLOLOL

Grammy's drinking a bit of Chardonnay tonight...will you join me?

Are there any guitar afficinatos in the room tonight? I have a little something for you.. The guy on the right is a friend of ours. He makes AWESOME guitars and, are you ready....bows. Check it out....

re: #31 psyop

Ha!

that's one heck of a pecker

re: #29 Charles

Mine own.

Excellent.

And well done.

Mein Herr !

re: #31 psyop

Ooh... I screwed up that function.....

for my next trick, I will learn how to add a link without looking like a dumbass

Just paste the URL into the comment - no need to click the link button unless you want to give it a title.

re: #26 pre-Boomer Marine brat

We've been given the bird!
Or have we?

The bird with an attitude!

Our old nazi shit for brains (Billy White) was give Charles some shit this morning.

re: #27 mama winger

Hey Sage - are you near the fire I heard about?

Yeah, it's just up the road from me. They have it under control, no structures were damaged.

There can be only one . . .

Hahahaha!

I had a co-worker who had almost the same pic (maybe it is the same pic?) that someone wrote was him in the morning without coffee.

re: #37 Charles

Cool, thx

re: #39 DesertSage

Yeah, it's just up the road from me. They have it under control, no structures were damaged.

I'm very glad you are OK. Is this when your fire season usually starts?

(we don't have a fire season. We only have snowplow season)

re: #31 psyop

Ooh... I screwed up that function.....

for my next trick, I will learn how to add a link without looking like a dumbass

Dont' worry about it psyop, we've all been there...

: )

re: #18 DesertSage

Maybe after a thermonuclear war.

Isn't that Hillarys baby picture?

"He's supposed to be a Klan leader or something, but he let an ostrich whoop him?"
Future Headline

Funny pic. I'll sheepishly admit that I don't get the "still hongry, cn has neo notzi?" reference.

re: #8 Killgore Trout

Can we name him Mossberg?

Good call.

...

re: #32 Grammy Cracker

Yikes! Spell check is my friend, too! Aficionado....

re: #49 godfrey

for those who don't know, this comes from the term

lolcat

lol means laughing out loud.

the ostrich version is, ostensibly, a lolstrich.

that is all.

re: #44 shibumi

Somehow, the dull pain and humiliation are still there....

...but thanks!

/sarc

re: #28 godfrey

I mean, look.

Maybe it's Conan before coffee.

re: #38 jcm

The bird with an attitude!

Our old nazi shit for brains (Billy White) was give Charles some shit this morning.

I saw Charles' post yesterday proffering the middle finger, and just this moment checked in before pulling the plug on the PC and watching an Errol Flynn movie. The ghastly BIRD caught my eye.

What else has Silly Billy been up to today?

re: #47 Sol Roth

Funny pic. I'll sheepishly admit that I don't get the "still hongry, cn has neo notzi?" reference.

[Link: icanhascheezburger.com...]

re: #43 mama winger

Fire season is anytime between spring and fall, but it's usually the worst in Oct and Nov.

re: #7 luvb3ingcrazy

a hungry wanting to eat neo nazis ostrich -i think

Okay. I get it. For a minute there I thought Charles was hittn' da pipe. :)

re: #51 jcm

Thanks. It's designed to distract from the soup stains on my suit.

re: #49 godfrey

Terror birds ...

re: #49 godfrey

So, what are you trying to say?

Male or Female Lolstrich ?

Charles ?

re: #60 Sol Roth

I can't help it, but whenever I look at your avatar, I always see it as a north facing bent-over naked woman, from a southern perspective.

Ostrich is a little stringy, buffalo a little pasty. Nothing beats a good old side of beef, raised in America and chopped up into pieces.

[Link: icanhascheezburger.com...]

re: #62 DesertSage

I was trying to post ridiculously wrong link syntax, but Charles's scripts were too smart from that kind of smartassness.

re: #64 mama winger

I can't help it, but whenever I look at your avatar, I always see it as a north facing bent-over naked woman, from a southern perspective.

Oooh mama winger, are we into the ladies?

re: #66 Charles

LOL!

re: #62 DesertSage

So, what are you trying to say?

I think he said it well, as brevity is sometimes the ultimate sign of understanding in this complex world we live in. Impeach Bush!

/KosKid response

re: #68 Sol Roth

Oooh mama winger, are we into the ladies?

Haha ! It just always makes me look twice. I see it as a giant butt.

there's something wrong with me, isn't there ?

re: #66 Charles

[Link:

Neo notzi not gud fur fud. mite stick in craw. Neo notzi gud fur toi, tho. Use ur pecker.

Apparently Stinky didn't follow orders to just drop off his pet Tortoise at the ASPCA and not return with anything.

re: #71 mama winger

Haha ! It just always makes me look twice. I see it as a giant butt.

there's something wrong with me, isn't there ?

[looks askance, backs up a few paces] Why no, there's nothing wrong with you dearie....

(it's a caucasian albino with an afro in honor of His Highness Obama)

re: #71 mama winger

Haha ! It just always makes me look twice. I see it as a giant butt.
there's something wrong with me, isn't there ?

NOW how are we supposed to get THAT out of our minds?

(LOL!)

re: #60 Sol Roth

If this is an Afro, is your avatar a ... a Eufro?

First, the sincere middle finger. Now flipping the bird?

re: #55 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I saw Charles' post yesterday proffering the middle finger, and just this moment checked in before pulling the plug on the PC and watching an Errol Flynn movie. The ghastly BIRD caught my eye.

What else has Silly Billy been up to today?

Only posting what he thought was Charles home address on his web site. Then threatened to find the Big Lizard's family.

All in a busy day for Billy Boy.

t-rex was a chicken

re: #71 mama winger

mama winger....if you can rent this movie high lonesome the story of bluegrass music

one of the best stories on bluegrass i have the cd of the motion picture

re: #50 Grammy Cracker

Yikes! Spell check is my friend, too! Aficionado....

Chardonnay is the only spell check you'll ever need. Have enough wine, you won't care about misspellings.

And now for something completely different revolting.

I was re-editing one of my old posts last night. Adding photos, etc. Anyway, something or another must have stuck in my mind, but later on that night I had a nightmare that Ward Churchill was coming on to me.

re: #66 Charles

Damn that's funny.

re: #38 jcm

Just went back out, and further down, on the front page and found it (from earlier today). This guy's a REAL dumbass!

T' hell with it. Time to buckle my swash and watch Captain Blood.

re: #82 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Chardonnay is the only spell check you'll ever need. Have enough wine, you won't care about misspellings.

I agree, though I'm not usually a *white* girl.... I prefer red wine, even if I am a cracker.... LOL

How's by you tonight?

Drudge has linked to an article relating a Clinton challenge to Obama for a Lincoln-Douglas style debate: no moderator. Just 90 minutes of the candidates asking each other questions.

Operation Chaos lives! I might almost get my TV out of mothballs to watch that!

I swear this is true:

Back in the early 70s I had a nightmare so vivid that it has stayed with me all these many years. Since I rarely remember dreams at all, this is extraordinary in and of itself.

I dreamed I was in Vietnam (bad enough right there).
We were about to set out into the boonies when some intel types showed up with a huge ostrich on a stout leash. The bird was about 12 feet tall and wore an elaborate harness with, honest, ammo pouches and a huge canteen. It turned toward me and I reflexively jumped back in fright. Unlike normal ostriches it had fangs and a mouthful of sharp teeth.
The intel guys said it was an extra special top-secret new breed and they were evaluating it as a possible replacement for tracker dogs. We duly set off on patrol with the giant ostrich and its spooky handlers in tow.
We hadn't gone far when there was a burst of AK fire and a VC burst from the bushes right in front of us and ran. The ostrich handler yelled something and released the creature. It bounded after the VC, caught him in its beak, and yanked his skin off in one motion. Much as I disliked old Charlie, I was shocked and horrified. The handler looked very pleased and starting taking photographs.

I woke up at that point.

re: #79 jcm

Yeah, we overlapped. See my #85.

re: #83 NoSubmission

And now for something completely different revolting.

I was re-editing one of my old posts last night. Adding photos, etc. Anyway, something or another must have stuck in my mind, but later on that night I had a nightmare that Ward Churchill was coming on to me.

Eeeeeewwwww! Brain bleach, please! STAT!

re: #75 Sol Roth

(it's a caucasian albino with an afro in honor of His Highness Obama)

Yes - I see that when I click on it. But when I am just perusing the page it looks buttish.

/ I sound weird, even to ME

re: #82 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Babelfish says

avec assez de chardonnay l'épellation est abandonnée

(with enough chardonnay spelling is abandoned)

re: #85 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Just went back out, and further down, on the front page and found it (from earlier today). This guy's a REAL dumbass!

T' hell with it. Time to buckle my swash and watch Captain Blood.

That's a good one! Star Wars ripped off the plot line.

re: #81 hayseed

here is another one pre-view

re: #90 Grammy Cracker
Truly gross.

re: #81 hayseed

mama winger....if you can rent this movie high lonesome the story of bluegrass music

one of the best stories on bluegrass i have the cd of the motion picture

I don't think I've ever seen that - But I sure will look for it now! Thanks hayseed! You made my Saturday night!

well - you and that butt avatar

re: #88 Shiplord Kirel

Never buy acid at a Stones concert.

re: #92 jaunte

Babelfish says

avec assez de chardonnay l'�pellation est abandonn�e

(with enough chardonnay spelling is abandoned)

Mais oui!

re: #98 Grammy Cracker

Yes you mais!

so...what is that ostrich saying ? I am not into the current text messaging lingo...

re: #95 NoSubmission

Truly gross.

You poor dear! How does one get such an image out of one's head?

/BRAIN BLEACH!

re: #78 wrenchwench

First, the sincere middle finger. Now flipping the bird?

Flipping the lolbird...

re: #83 NoSubmission

And now for something completely different revolting.

I was re-editing one of my old posts last night. Adding photos, etc. Anyway, something or another must have stuck in my mind, but later on that night I had a nightmare that Ward Churchill was coming on to me.

* * *
In an Obama administration, Ward Churchill & Reverend Wright will head the "Department of Re-Educating America" and you Vill Like itz!

re: #99 jaunte

Yes you mais!

Merci!

/I think I will have another Chardonnay.

re: #101 Grammy Cracker

I don't know, but I am sorry I even remembered it.

re: #93 jcm

That's a good one! Star Wars ripped off the plot line.

Cheesy script, direction and editing in places, but a classic.

re: #104 Grammy Cracker

I raise a Cabernet in your general direction!

re: #105 NoSubmission

I don't know, but I am sorry I even remembered it.

I'd be afraid to go to sleep tonight.

re: #104 Grammy Cracker

Merci!

/I think I will have another Chardonnay.

Andy? Andy Griffith? When did you switch from Big Orange?

re: #105 NoSubmission

I don't know, but I am sorry I even remembered it.

Here, love....have a glass of wine. You'll feel better. Promise...

/you ARE at least 21, aren't you?

Hmmm, boots and a belt or just the boots?

re: #86 Grammy Cracker

I agree, though I'm not usually a *white* girl.... I prefer red wine, even if I am a cracker.... LOL

How's by you tonight?

Just found a bottle of Baileys Irish Cream (with a hint of Caramel) totally forgot I had it. I am now going to place it within myself.

The bird ... is a word!

re: #107 jaunte

I raise a Cabernet in your general direction!

Why are you raising cabernets? Get a set of weights and leave teh furniture alone.

/

OT

Evening news... HRC challenged BHO to mano-a-mano debate no moderator.

BHO passed.

Wimp!

re: #109 OldLineTexan

Andy? Andy Griffith? When did you switch from Big Orange?

LOL! Gotta love me some Andy.....

aaaaah what the Hell is that?

It looks like Helen Thomas after a bad blow dry

re: #114 OldLineTexan

My mistake, It was a chifferobe...

I have to confess, I'm hooked on lolcatz. I go there every day and read through the front page. I'll send the really cute ones - like this one - to my female friends, all of whom are cat owners.

re: #112 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ohhhhh.....Yum! I first saw that little goodie last summer in Canada. We were touring the North Channel on the boat, and one of the liquor stores had both the mint and the caramel.... Soooooo good!