What'd I miss?

Who'd I miss?

Not God Bless Open Threads, no no no God Damn open threads

--JW

Bang!
Damn I missed!

Great. A new thread. I can't stand talking about Carter.

I repudiate that former comment. Though he is my spiritual mentor, I had no idea for all these years that reverend Wright hated open threads.

Honey, I've missed you, he said as he re-aimed.

re: #3 Shug

I disavow your anti-open thread rhetoric and throw you under the bus.
/BO

re: #4 jcm

52 seconds is not a near miss.
;)

re: #6 Shug

I repudiate that former comment. Though he is my spiritual mentor, I had no idea for all these years that reverend Wright hated open threads.

Especially typical white threads. They denigrate all the other threads.

re: #10 song_and_dance_man

Especially typical white threads. They denigrate all the other threads.

In the US of PIMFAmerica

I reject your anti-open thread reality and substitute my own pro-open thread reality.

re: #6 Shug

I repudiate that former comment. Though he is my spiritual mentor, I had no idea for all these years that reverend Wright hated open threads.

This isn't the man I've come to know over the last 20 years.

/my favorite so far

I reject everyone's reality.

re: #14 MandyManners

I reject everyone's reality.

I disagree

re: #13 Fat Jolly Penguin

This isn't the man I've come to know over the last 20 years.

/my favorite so far

I wonder if BHO is gonna' try to suggest that JW is teetering on senile dementia.

re: #15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I disagree

I second. We must convene a committee.

re: #14 MandyManners

I reject everyone's reality.

embrace everyone's fantasy

re: #14 MandyManners

Even your own?!

Open thread? Can't I just eat my waffles?

re: #11 Shug

In the US of PIMFAmerica

Yep. Where grammas are thrown under the bus.

re: #7 pingjockey

Honey, I've missed you, he said as he re-aimed.

LOL!

re: #15 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I disagree

Get off.

I'd love to ask Wright if Obama was using the left side or the right side of his brain when he decided to give this press conference.

I have always been in favor of open threads, and of threads coming together and healing the divisions between you. And that is why I repudiate anything that any of you may, possibly, find offensive, but warmly endorse anything that you may find praiseworthy.

re: #17 Fat Jolly Penguin

I second. We must convene a committee.

It must be a typical lizard committee. Monitors now allowed.

Ok, so which go I cling to first when I get home? My guns or my religion?

/ flyover country 'small town' Typical white Person

re: #21 song_and_dance_man

Yep. Where grammas are thrown under the bus.

no comma

" This isn't the man I've come to know over the last 20 years"-----Isn't that what people usually say about the guy who just shot up the local 7-eleven or post office?

And I insist on only 100% cotton high thread counts...400 minimum...

re: #25 Occasional Reader

I have always been in favor of open threads, and of threads coming together and healing the divisions between you. And that is why I repudiate anything that any of you may, possibly, find offensive, but warmly endorse anything that you may find praiseworthy.

You were forgainst open threads before you were forgainst open threads?

re: #22 goddessoftheclassroom

Goddess, where have you been? As my boys would say that one is old as dirt dad and you were there when dirt was invented! Little shits.

Greetings, all. What and who did I miss?

For the first time in my adult LGF life, I am proud of open threads.

re: #28 Shug

no comma

Don't thread on me

re: #18 Shug

embrace everyone's fantasy

Only if it rocks.

re: #28 Shug

no comma

Can I quote you?

re: #19 pingjockey

Even your own?!

No. I heartily embrace it.

I'm in the mood for some Godzilla

re: #37 Golem Akbar

Can I quote you?

Just be punctual. I'm on a schedule

re: #34 Occasional Reader

For the first time in my adult LGF life, I am proud of open threads.

Just dont mention "first"

re: #25 Occasional Reader

I have always been in favor of open threads, and of threads coming together and healing the divisions between you. And that is why I repudiate anything that any of you may, possibly, find offensive, but warmly endorse anything that you may find praiseworthy.

You running for office?

re: #38 MandyManners

No. I heartily embrace it.

"That will depend on whether I embrace your mistress, or your principles."

re: #38 MandyManners
That is better. Thought you might have to be sent to a wal-mart get your mind right camp.

Carrying over from a previous thread...

[Link: www.worldtribune.com...]

NICOSIA — Iran has reported that a shipment of Russian nuclear equipment was being held in neighboring Azerbaijan.
Azerbaijan, an ally of the United States, has acknowledged the delay. The Azeri government said it has sought to determine whether the nuclear shipment violated United Nations Security Council sanctions on Iran.

re: #40 Shug

Just be punctual. I'm on a schedule eating my waffle.

Thread Liberation Theoology.

I'm a believer in open threads. The chickens come home to roost in places like this.

.

Did anybody notice the open registration this afternoon... I finally got in!

Remember BO Stinks!

Nice day out. Had a good run with the dog. Heart rate molto allegro.

re: #18 Shug

I brake for hallucinations!

...of course, what I was doing driving while hallucinating is a fascinating story I haven't imagined yet.

re: #40 Shug

Just be punctual. I'm on a schedule

It feels like I've been hit by semi-colon...

re: #49 rawmuse

Nice day out. Had a good run with the dog. Heart rate molto allegro.

Quit smoking that damn pipe!

re: #50 Dianna
Bwahahahaha!

re: #38 MandyManners

No. I heartily embrace it.

But how can you know your perception of reality is reality and, in terms of those around you, that their reality is your reality, hence, you should embrace them..............

re: #30 goddessoftheclassroom

And I insist on only 100% cotton high thread counts...400 minimum...

The new weaving process makes for high-count uncomfortable sheets.

re: #54 A Kiwi Infidel

But how can you know your perception of reality is reality and, in terms of those around you, that their reality is your reality, hence, you should embrace them..............

*brain explodes*

"We Are Change" (ultra-moonba/Troofer group moniker) is theme of 2008 Neo-Pagan gathering.

Geez -- aren't these the same people who are always screaming about keeping politics and religion separate?

re: #43 Occasional Reader

"That will depend on whether I embrace your mistress, or your principles."

Aren't you married to Elliot Spitzer?

re: #52 Occasional Reader

Don't preach. I have had enough preachers today. ////

re: #51 Golem Akbar

It feels like I've been hit by semi-colon...

I'd like to hear your paren thesis.

Usually when registration is open my "logged in/out" square says, "register open."
But today when it was open (I'm assuming it was for a while) it just said ''register."
Now it says "register closed."

Is this a new thing?
Or was my computer on the fritz?

re: #55 debutaunt

The new weaving process makes for high-count uncomfortable sheets.

"Don't I know it!"

-Robert Byrd

re: #48 Conservative in Liberal Hands

Did anybody notice the open registration this afternoon... I finally got in!

Remember BO Stinks!

Welcome! I hope you jumped out of those liberal hands when you walked through the LGF door.

re: #44 pingjockey

That is better. Thought you might have to be sent to a wal-mart get your mind right camp.

Is that you, David Icke?

re: #45 SonOfLiberty

Carrying over from a previous thread...

[Link: www.worldtribune.com...]

Why dont they just sink the bastard.

re: #47 Dad O' Blondes

Thread Liberation Theoology.

I'm a believer in open threads. The chickens come home to roost in places like this.

.

As long as they don't poop. I hate chicken shit.

re: #50 Dianna

I brake for hallucinations!

...of course, what I was doing driving while hallucinating is a fascinating story I haven't imagined yet.

All I know is that when I go, I want to go quietly in my sleep, like Grandpa.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

/rimshot

re: #43 Occasional Reader

Which started with loving our neighbor,
And ended by loving his wife...

This thread gives me tingle up and down my leg...oh, that's a loose thread. Don't pull it!

NUANCE! circa 2000

NUANCE! circa 2004

NUANCE! circa 2008

Ahh... the more things change, the more they stay the same.

There's probably at least a small vein of comedy about snobbish Klansmen complaining about sheet thread counts.

REDACTED!

were is the damn bus?

re: #54 A Kiwi Infidel

But how can you know your perception of reality is reality and, in terms of those around you, that their reality is your reality, hence, you should embrace them..............

I once met a man from Crete who said all Cretens are liars.

re: #61 mean Gene

Usually when registration is open my "logged in/out" square says, "register open."
But today when it was open (I'm assuming it was for a while) it just said ''register."
Now it says "register closed."

Is this a new thing?
Or was my computer on the fritz?

I saw that, too.

re: #48 Conservative in Liberal Hands

I like to think of myself as a fairly smart fellow (Shut up OR and PK). . .. but I had NOT thought of that one.

Nice job!

re: #64 MandyManners
Mandy, I'm not exactly sure you Ickes is but the name is bad enough!
Didn't he work for billy jeff and now works for the beast?

I'm shocked by all the shock being shockingly expressed on what I had hoped would be a shock free day.

re: #60 song_and_dance_man

I'd like to hear your paren thesis.

Okay. I'll see if I can bracket you in.

re: #61 mean Gene

Usually when registration is open my "logged in/out" square says, "register open."
But today when it was open (I'm assuming it was for a while) it just said ''register."
Now it says "register closed."

Is this a new thing?
Or was my computer on the fritz?

If your computer's freaking out, mine is too, because I got the same thing.

have a good mid-day? :-D

re: #71 Occasional Reader

There's probably at least a small vein of comedy about snobbish Klansmen complaining about sheet thread counts.

LOL!

re: #61 mean Gene

Or was my computer on the fritz?

We will not tolerate your Germanophobic hate speech.

re: #76 pingjockey

Mandy, I'm not exactly sure you Ickes is but the name is bad enough!
Didn't he work for billy jeff and now works for the beast?

Google him. He's a right nutter.

re: #71 Occasional Reader

There's probably at least a small vein of comedy about snobbish Klansmen complaining about sheet thread counts.

We demand an open threadcount thread.