Saturday, eh?

Yep, the day after Friday. Uh huh.

Don't Bring Me Down

blistering thread,eh?

Killgore, I don't think poorly of you. But, then again...I'm not a neo-nazi.

Extremist violence rocks Hamburg

Left-wing demonstrators angered by a neo-Nazi rally hurled bottles at police and set cars and rubbish bins ablaze. Police responded with water cannon.

Lovely.

Get this party started.
(no coming out jokes now:)

Evenin' Lizards! Whatcha drinkin? Great Lakes Moondog ESB, here. Yuuuuuumy!

Moonbat Protest Sign of the Year (pic taken at May 1st Seattle pro-illegal-immigrant rally)

I'm looking for a contracting job in Iraq.

re: #6 Sharmuta

Are these yout's or yobs? It's hard to keep them straight...

Gordon Biersch Marzen Lager

Music!

re: #6 Sharmuta

Extremist violence rocks Hamburg

Lovely.

Back to the Twenties.

Wow, cable really is faster than DSL.

re: #9 mikalm

Hungry?

re: #9 mikalm

Going to watch Iron Man tomorrow.

Any of you guys check out uber-music/political blogger over atClaude-Pate ?

If you haven't noticed, I'm into ELO tonight. Witness; Strange

As far as I know, the Sadr City air strike was a success.

If insurgents were hit, that's good for us. If civilians had died, then insurgents would have had some propaganda to spread out.

Broken glass and broken ambulances. I feel for the wounded but it could have gone wrong. I'm glad it didn't.

You know, Hezbollah has been known to use the hospitals themselves as headquarters. Hell, Hezbollah has used UN ambulances to make their getaway. This Sadr City headquarters thing sounds a lot like "human shields" to me, putting it up there next to a hospital.

Counter-Insurgency is like ballet, imho. It's a fine line between failure and success, so God bless all those involved.

Good night, lizards.

Closer To Home

re: #15 suboptimal

Wow, cable really is faster than DSL.

Yeah, but I love those turtles on the Comcast ads. I identify with them.

re: #13 joecitizen

Thank you. :) --I don't have that one on my 33 rpm record....only #6..... :)

re: #16 x-ray

I believe it says, My Immigrant Vagina is Angry. Come to think of it, that would make a great rotating title, although it is a bit off-color.

re: #22 wolfie

Yeah, but I love those turtles on the Comcast ads. I identify with them.

Cox here, so we get the lame "Digital Max" ads.

re: #17 wolfie

It just raises the So... what..? response.

re: #24 mikalm

I believe it says, My Immigrant Vagina is Angry. Come to think of it, that would make a great rotating title, although it is a bit off-color.

No, I'm going to pretend it was hungry. I haven't figured out what that means quite yet, nor which one is more disturbing. Somehow I find "hungry" to be more amusing. lol

re: #10 DesertSage

I'm looking for a contracting job in Iraq.

Lemme' know when you find my X. I'll slip you a few banknotes.

re: #6 Sharmuta

Extremist violence rocks Hamburg

Lovely.

Seems so natural for them.

re: #23 Ma Sands

Thank you. :) --I don't have that one on my 33 rpm record....only #6..... :)

glad to be at your service Ma..

I'm livin' the life.

re: #27 BGOH

At any rate, you have to wonder about what kind of person would carry around such a sign at a public gathering.

re: #28 MandyManners

Lemme' know when you find my X. I'll slip you a few banknotes.

Is he a contractor?

re: #9 mikalm

Moonbat Protest Sign of the Year (pic taken at May 1st Seattle pro-illegal-immigrant rally)

Wow. Just wow.

How does one get an angry vagina?

No, wait, please don't tell me. I might get scared.

It may be evening where you are, but it's damn near morning here....and the bottle of Pinot is empty! LOL

Time for this Grammy to go night-night! Be kind to one another, Lizards!

/see you on the morning threads....and please...

re: #24 mikalm

I believe it says, My Immigrant Vagina is Angry.

Yeah, well this native born prick is laughing, silly moonbat!

re: #20 red collar

"red" -

If we actually hit that near a Hospital, the Sadr goons will know we are serious, (see: Abbey of Montecasino). Must be the case as Sadr himself is STILL in "Iran."

-S-

re: #36 Kenneth

And you've got a beaver as your ID mascot. How appropriate! :-)

re: #6 Sharmuta

Extremist violence rocks Hamburg

Lovely.

Weren't the 9/11 attacks planned in Hamburg?

Sounds like a place I'll leave off my vacation itinerary.

re: #32 mikalm

At any rate, you have to wonder about what kind of person would carry around such a sign at a public gathering.

Personally, I don't wonder. It's a leftist. They are, as a rule, batshit insane. They don't care what they do, and the crazier it is, the more they perceive it to lend to their lib cred.

I don't understand it, and quite frankly I don't want to. They are so insane as to be....insane.

re: #33 DesertSage

Is he a contractor?

I'm just gonna' cut short this rant, Sage. I apologize for posting about it in the first place.

re: #32 mikalm

Same kind that asks the C question at a town hall meeting. Classless

re: #38 mikalm

Hey, I'm Canadian. We all eat beavers up here. ;P

re: #9 mikalm

Moonbat Protest Sign of the Year (pic taken at May 1st Seattle pro-illegal-immigrant rally)

Is that angry or hungry?

re: #41 MandyManners

Bad Mandy. Go to your peaceful place.

re: #43 Kenneth

Hey, I'm Canadian. We all eat beavers up here. ;P

But, are they ANGRY beavers?

Burning cars seems to be the chic thing to do in Europe.
I think my neighbor Jim-Beau is right.
Them Euros jes don' respect cars like we do.

I neglected to add...lefties and KosKids cling to their angry vaginas as you and I do our guns and religions.

DON'T LET GO OF THE ANGRY VAGINA!

re: #34 shibumi

Wow. Just wow.

How does one get an angry vagina?

I once new a young moonbat with an angry vagina.

Ahhh, memories.

re: #34 shibumi

Wow. Just wow.

How does one get an angry vagina?

No, wait, please don't tell me. I might get scared.

Mebbe it hasn't been fed properly...

re: #45 Kenneth

Bad Mandy. Go to your peaceful place.

Good idea.

re: #43 Kenneth

Hey, I'm Canadian. We all eat beavers up here. ;P

There's a joke in there somewhere but I refuse to go there.

re: #43 Kenneth

Ever hear of this?

re: #39 shibumi

Weren't the 9/11 attacks planned in Hamburg?
Sounds like a place I'll leave off my vacation itinerary.

Yeah, but so were the Beatles, weren't they?

ok, 1,697 hours.....yes i am counting! damn it!

Angry Beavers

Music!

I'm positively weak from laughter!

re: #14 jaunte

Back to the Twenties.

Yeah.... except this time, with the islamists, there's a whole new dynamic to the equation of history repeating itself.

Big Brown Beaver

re: #50 anotherindyfilmguy

Maybe she has one of these...

re: #17 wolfie

Oooooooookay. Not about to argue w/ that one.

I'm sure there's a cream for that.

re: #60 Racer X

Big Brown Beaver

Primus sucks! ;)

re: #47 wolfie

Burning cars seems to be the chic thing to do in Europe.
I think my neighbor Jim-Beau is right.
Them Euros jes don' respect cars like we do.

I think of lot of this comes from two things...

Lack of respect for others property because they don't own them (or just don't care) and the fact that the owners of those cars won't shoot them for messing with them...

Saturday Night's Alright For fighting...

Any fellow Lizard Geeks see Iron Man yet?

re: #63 Sharmuta

Primus sucks! ;)

Heh!

re: #59 Sharmuta

Yeah.... except this time, with the islamists, there's a whole new dynamic to the equation of history repeating itself.

Someone else other than the right or left waiting in the wings for the next putsch. (Not in a beerhall)

re: #33 DesertSage Why the hell do you want a job contracting in Iraq?
In case y'all haven't notice, they seem to have unusually high casualty rates.

re: #58 MandyManners

I'm positively weak from laughter!

i love it like that. it's just such a wonderful felling.

re: #30 joecitizen

Lovely! :) I never have gotten to watch Van Cliburn before. Such long fingers he has! :) Oh, but I enjoyed that.....thank you! :)

re: #69 realwest

I hear the pay is really good.

re: #53 mikalm

Beaver tails are delicious too!

re: #45 Kenneth Hey Kenneth - Opilo said something in the prior thread that Pro-Bush Canuck got banned?! Do you know anything about it - comment # and thread?

We must all bow down to the gOD OF SEX WITH ANGRY VAGINAS.

OK this might as well be a beaver thread.

Evil Beaver

re: #66 Egfrow

Any fellow Lizard Geeks see Iron Man yet?

No. But my geeky son saw it last night!

Italy, France, and Germany and now England have elected conservatives recently. I we in the US don't, then shame on us.

re: #70 nyc redneck

i love it like that. it's just such a wonderful felling.

It's a great release!

Beavers angry over lack of dam wood.

Music!

re: #67 Racer X

Many moons ago, I had a customer one day who was wearing a Primus t-shirt. I looked at him and said, "Primus sucks." He looked at me, first with a split second of shock, then an instant look of recognition came across his face and he smiled. It was great. It always separates the Primus wheat from the chaff.

re: #72 DesertSage

I hear the pay is really good.

psssst? shhhh. is it that good?

re: #78 rawmuse

Italy, France, and Germany and now England have elected conservatives recently. I we in the US don't, then shame on us.

We don't have a conservative running.

Danica Patrick's Beaver

re: #75 MandyManners

The most honest demonstrator ever!

re: #78 rawmuse

Italy, France, and Germany and now England have elected conservatives recently. I we in the US don't, then shame on us.

Start hanging your head.

/no actual conservatives left in the race

re: #72 DesertSage Well that may be - depends on your specialty - and then again the pay just might be enough to cover your funeral.
As you probably know, the largest contractor (for security services) is Blackwater 5 and they're located in North Carolina. If you're serious (and I hope you're not) y'all ought to contact them about it- see if you meet their qualifications.

Can someone please tell me why "beaver" is a code word for a woman's crotch/vagina?

I was curious about how popular some names were, and found this interesting tool:

Baby Name Wizard - NameVoyager: Explore name trends letter by letter

It requires Java enabled, and gives a text and graphics presentation of popularity of first names, decade by decade. You can mouse over areas to easily find popular names. Alternatively, at the prompt at top left, you can type in one or more letters, and narrow down the amount of info presented, even down to a single name.

For example, popularity of the name Barry peaked in the 1950s and 1960s, at about 1200 or so per million.

Presumably the database is for the US.

re: #82 Sharmuta

I remember seeing all the "Primus Sucks!" T-shirts and thinking "WTF"? I finally figured it out.

re: #85 Racer X Linky no work for me my friend.

re: #84 DesertSage

We don't have a conservative running.

good point.

re: #77 wolfie

No. But my geeky son saw it last night!

Well, I may suppose it's hard for others to understand the draw of Geek Porn. I didn't see it yet but all the fellow geek blogs have dubbed this movie as such. I will catch it tomorrow.

re: #79 MandyManners

It's a great release!

i agree lol.

re: #74 realwest

Last post I saw from PBD was his rather snarky insult to Charles over spell checking. Not sure where that came from, but it's hardly ban-worthy. Maybe it escalated. He's a good guy, but as you know, he's been going through a bad patch and wasn't dealing with it the best way possible. Just a real shame.

re: #86 mikalm

The most honest demonstrator ever!

Maybe it's The Kid in the future. Maybe not.

I don't wanna' go there in my mind.

re: #67 Racer X

My Fave: John the Fisherman

re: #89 MandyManners

Is it a code word? I thought it was the medical terminology. Is there another word for it?

re: #89 MandyManners

Can someone please tell me why "beaver" is a code word for a woman's crotch/vagina?

Here ya go.

re: #89 MandyManners
Beaver

Gynecological sense ("female genitals, especially with a display of pubic hair") is 1927 British slang, transferred from earlier meaning "a bearded man" (1910), from the appearance of split beaver pelts.

re: #99 Kenneth

*whack*

re: #89 MandyManners

Dunno, Mandy.

I once heard an early-60s rock instrumental titled "Beaver Shot" (slang for a full-nude photo of a woman -- verboten in those days), and it opens with the singer yelling, "Dig that craaaazy pelt!" Maybe it's the "fur" thing.

I could explain "pussy" more easily, but it's kind of a nasty story (hint: it's a corruption of a common French word for a kind of edible animal.)

Obama Wins Guam! (by seven votes)

re: #91 Racer X

I'll never forget the night I was introduced to Primus- here's the first Primus song I ever heard.

re: #80 jaunte

Beavers angry over lack of dam wood.

how do they know they're angry? maybe they're just frustrated but have a strategy! animals are problem solvers. they're not going to protest and call the gov't.

re: #100 rawmuse

re: #101 Killgore Trout

Thanks KT! I thought it might be something like that.

re: #101 Killgore Trout

As if you could not tell, I'm into ELO tonight and I give you my offering: You got me!

re: #88 realwest

I'm looking for a job in the reconstruction area, not security.
My MOS was electronics and I've been an electrical contractor for over 20 years, I should be able to find a job there doing electrical construction.
I've been looking at websites like this.

re: #75 MandyManners

We must all bow down to the gOD OF SEX WITH ANGRY VAGINAS.

Why does that look like a young Grady Sizemore?

/the Indians fan in me is just pissed about the choice in haberdashery

re: #103 mikalm

Ummmmmm...thank you!

re: #62 OldLineTexan

words fail me at the stupidity of people...
but then again it would explain some cultural fixations on the backdoor biz and manly man stuff...

re: #107 MandyManners

Is *that* the basis?

Of course!

realwest....

re: #89 MandyManners

Can someone please tell me why "beaver" is a code word for a woman's crotch/vagina?

Same reason there are 99 words for Boobs

re: #113 MandyManners

Any time. Slang fascinates me.

re: #114 anotherindyfilmguy

words fail me at the stupidity of people...
but then again it would explain some cultural fixations on the backdoor biz and manly man stuff...

I think it's taking personification a bit too far, but that's just me.