Oh, brother.

I thought at first maybe the Obama campaign sent a few goats over.

Clenis!

Must've displayed the distinguishing characteristic.

re: #3 Killgore Trout

YES! Love the nic link....

re: #5 Sharmuta

thanks, good idea.

This thread deserves to go off topic quickly. Since the "Coexist" bumper sticker came up in a previous thread once again, once again I present my version:

[Link: img301.imageshack.us...]

He definitely still has the ability to make me feel like regurgitating.

Yawn.

re: #7 Tigger2005

This thread deserves to go off topic quickly. Since the "Coexist" bumper sticker came up in a previous thread once again, once again I present my version:

[Link: img301.imageshack.us...]

I like!

re: #6 Killgore Trout

It's so you.

re: #3 Killgore Trout

Clenis!

Pentoris

re: #12 song_and_dance_man

Pentoris

Cigarious.

So he can stop using the rohypnol for a while.

cracking Y's

Clinton joked: “Somebody faints at nearly every one of these things now. At my age, I didn’t think I could make anybody faint anymore.”

/can he still gag an intern?

"I crack me up. What a knee-slapper.

Say, are the fainted people OK?"

re: #13 jcm

Cigarious.

I wish he could give all of a brake! :)

re: #8 Drained Brain

He definitely still has the ability to make me feel like regurgitating.

My thoughts exactly.

Ha ha ha. *choke* Choke* I've fallen and can't get up.

Time to break out that pickup with the astroturff-lined bed, Slick!

At my age, I didn’t think I could make anybody faint anymore.

Come clean on your real "legacy", Bill, and watch 'em drop like bowling pins.

Ain't it just like the presidential narcissist he is to take credit for heat stroke?

What a jackass.

re: #13 jcm

Cigarious.

Is I knew what is is, would is be ready for fun and humidor.

he is such an egomaniacal, out of, liability for hillary now. and at his age, he's so fixated on having his "fainters". he needs him some swooners. that tells you how threatened he is by obama. he is competing w/ osama and he's not even running. and it's kind of pathetic. i'm going to tell im right now, "bill, LET IT GO BUDDY, LET IT GO."

Anti-Depressant: [Link: www.youtube.com...]

re: #21 Cartman

Time to break out that pickup with the astroturff-lined bed, Slick!

These people ,the Clintons scare the hell out of me! They are kind of creepie!:0

Poor B. Hussein, he can't help it. He was born with a silver vapor in his mouth.

Its a contrast in race really.

Notice how they didn't say "Done fell out"

One of the ladies who fainted bumped her head and had a real knot under her eye.

President Clinton walked over and said "better put some ice on that'

/old habits

Yes, but could Bill make a Burka babe faint? Obama can.

i am voting for the bald white guy he looks like me

typical white person here.

re: #32 Purple Prose

Yes, but could Bill make a Burka babe faint? Obama can.

Now that is scary!:(

Emergency workers brought the elderly man in Lenoir water and ice and used campaign signs to fan him. The man was alert as emergency workers took him away on a stretcher.

Wow! He made an elderly man faint. I thought Truman Capote was dead.

I was born when Clinton was elected. I still get some of these jokes!

re: #27 Wm T Sherman

i like this better.

it is good to be US.

re: #33 yochanan

i am voting for the bald white guy he looks like me

typical white person here.

Follicly challenged for McCain!

This is what I'm trying to point out. These are dual explanations of the same exact thing. Done fell out versus Fainting

Clinton's chicken are coming home to roost!

Wet Willie is jealous. Sure he has charisma, but he can't make 'em swoon unless he hits 'em with a big 'ol cigar.

Faint/feint whats the difference?

re: #41 song_and_dance_man

Wet Willie is jealous. Sure he has charisma, but he can't make 'em swoon unless he hits 'em with a big 'ol cigar.

Or jus' plain hits 'em.

re: #36 conservativecyclist

I was born when Clinton was elected. I still get some of these jokes!

You are young , you need to teach the masses!

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

re: #42 A Kiwi Infidel

Faint/feint whats the difference?

Faint -- pass out
Feint -- fake out move.

I never thought I'd live to see the day when I was pleased when President Clinton got one up on someone else (no pun intended).

I had a lady behind me, during a concert, faint. She put her hand on my shoulder and dragged me to a sitting position. She fell backwards off the top of the riser. Thank goodness, however, she was fine - no injuries. Of course, everyone wondered where half the sopranos went for a few seconds. :)

re: #45 nyc redneck

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

which would make them paid professional feinters, as I said before.

re: #45 nyc redneck

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

I was thinking that too, but it could have been heat related- and if that's the case, it's really kind of disgusting he'd try to claim "credit" for a medical condition.

re: #46 jcm

Faint -- pass out
Feint -- fake out move.

You're a bit slow today, have another cuppa quawfee

re: #45 nyc redneck

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

It's always stage with the Clintons! Remember Sandy Burglar?

re: #50 A Kiwi Infidel

I finally got it.

Sometimes people faint and sometimes they just fall asleep standing up and then wake up when they hit the ground.

What a bunch of fainting goats getting all worked up!

re: #48 A Kiwi Infidel

which would make them paid professional feinters, as I said before.

Feinting fainting.

re: #52 conservativecyclist

I finally got it.

whew, I was gettin worried.

re: #55 Catttt

Feinting fainting.

Faintly amusing. :)

If only the 24 hour news media cycle had existed during 1992.... -.-.

Revolting then, revolting now. Our next First Husband? Please, no.

I saw a tv show on the history channel, I think, where there were professional wailers at a funeral. These were women who came to funerals to scream and cry. Professional fainters/feinters are like that?

re: #50 A Kiwi Infidel

You're a bit slow today, have another cuppa quawfee

Sorry :-( under the weather, kids brought home an intestinal virus.

re: #57 Catttt

Faintly amusing. :)

Are you feinting that vaguely amusing smile?

re: #60 conservativecyclist

I saw a tv show on the history channel, I think, where there were professional wailers at a funeral. These were women who came to funerals to scream and cry. Professional fainters/feinters are like that?

I got a real funny story on those if you want to hear it.

re: #61 jcm

Sorry :-( under the weather, kids brought home an intestinal virus.

Ouch, not pleasant. Sorry to hear about that. Serious? or coping?

re: #63 rawmuse

I want to hear it.

The call of the wild

re: #60 conservativecyclist

I saw a tv show on the history channel, I think, where there were professional wailers at a funeral. These were women who came to funerals to scream and cry. Professional fainters/feinters are like that?

Like Pres. Clinton at Ron Brown Funeral ? :)

re: #64 A Kiwi Infidel

Ouch, not pleasant. Sorry to hear about that. Serious? or coping?

Coping, nothing serious.

The other Clinton faints.

At his age, Clinton should perhaps use a bit more Gas X before getting up to speak. The Two ladies who fainted got the headlines but accordind to my Man, The Reverend AL, the possum behind the stage passed out also and was not part of the story. Watch Al, he's always standing to windward around the Clinton's.

re: #66 Killgore Trout
You find some nice stuff.

re: #49 Sharmuta

I was thinking that too, but it could have been heat related- and if that's the case, it's really kind of disgusting he'd try to claim "credit" for a medical condition.

yes, he's scraping the bottom of the barrel now to have credibility and the appearance of sex appeal.

ooooh, i could hardly type the last two words, in regard to him ;(

re: #71 snowcrash

From Digg
/I can't really take credit but I will anyways.

It would be really funny if the fainters were identified as Clintonian operatives. Say did one of them have a high forehead and bug eyes? or maybe look like a midget space alien?

( I'm guessing it was a Begalla - Carville stunt )

/

I can haz Jak Lundon's shado?

re: #54 Idle Drifter

What a bunch of fainting goats getting all worked up!

Oh, dear - but very funny. I like the way the older, more experienced goats stiffen their legs and hop to avoid falling over.

re: #71 snowcrash

Real real question is: is it real or fauxtography?

Planted fainters.

I wouldn't put it past Wet Willie

Remember his beach vacation with Cackle after the Lewinsky Affair.

Or his fake tears after Ron Brown.

Or his, "I didn't have sex with that woman" speech.

There is so much more to this mans dishonesty it can't be cataloged in a lunchtime.

re: #28 beachkatie

These people ,the Clintons scare the hell out of me! They are kind of creepie!:0

That they are, beachkatie.

Good evening y'all! What have I missed?!

re: #72 nyc redneck

yes, he's scraping the bottom of the barrel now to have credibility and the appearance of sex appeal.

ooooh, i could hardly type the last two words, in regard to him ;(

I would have struggled with "credibility" also.

re: #76 Catttt

That is weird. I think they're having seizures.

re: #58 TMRiddle

If only the 24 hour news media cycle had existed during 1992.... -.-.

They did. They were so bury distracting us from Worthless Willies antics they didn't bother to check up on any of em.

re: #75 jaunte

I can haz Jak Lundon's shado?

Bookemdano!

I live in San Francisco, and we have traditional Chinese funerals, which are quite large, and are really a parade, for a few blocks. The bereaved employ a 10-12 piece marching band and professional wailers. Musicians do these gigs when they have absolutely nothing else, and I mean nothing else going on.

So, I got a buddy who signed up to be a drummer, which is just snare drum, slung over your shoulder.

The casket comes out, the drummer is supposed to play a long roll on the snare. So, my buddy is standing there, rolling on his drum, when out come these elderly Chinese women. They are wailing and carrying on like you wouldn't believe. One of them falls down on the pavement in front of my buddy the drummer. He stops drumming, stoops down to see if he could possibly be of some assistance. He sincerely thinks she is hurt.

She looks up at him for a second and says

"Hey, buddy, you do you job, I do mine!"

And then goes right back to wailing.

re: #82 conservativecyclist

That is weird. I think they're having seizures.

Med speak is Myoclonic Seizures.

re: #59 snowcrash

Revolting then, revolting now. Our next First Husband? Please, no.

Or. as the Great One, Mark Levin says- "First Pervert".

re: #78 song_and_dance_man

Planted fainters.

I wouldn't put it past Wet Willie

Remember his beach vacation with Cackle after the Lewinsky Affair.

Or his fake tears after Ron Brown.

Or his, "I didn't have sex with that woman" speech.

There is so much more to this mans dishonesty it can't be cataloged in a lunchtime.

Plus, he has a tiny penis.

the faint probably comes from the smell of all those bribes.

/ Clinton said: four more years of Arab speech money and they will need gas masks to stay in the same room as me.

re: #80 realwest

Good evening y'all! What have I missed?!

Hey there { real West } I hope your doing good!

re: #61 jcm

Sorry :-( under the weather, kids brought home an intestinal virus.

Geez, all mine brought home was a kitten.

re: #88 Catttt

Plus, he has a tiny penis.

Plus, he has a tiny distinguishing characteristic.

Fixed.

Nice weather for ducks