Oh, brother.

I thought at first maybe the Obama campaign sent a few goats over.

Clenis!

Must've displayed the distinguishing characteristic.

re: #3 Killgore Trout

YES! Love the nic link....

re: #5 Sharmuta

thanks, good idea.

This thread deserves to go off topic quickly. Since the "Coexist" bumper sticker came up in a previous thread once again, once again I present my version:

[Link: img301.imageshack.us...]

He definitely still has the ability to make me feel like regurgitating.

Yawn.

re: #7 Tigger2005

This thread deserves to go off topic quickly. Since the "Coexist" bumper sticker came up in a previous thread once again, once again I present my version:

[Link: img301.imageshack.us...]

I like!

re: #6 Killgore Trout

It's so you.

re: #12 song_and_dance_man

Pentoris

Cigarious.

So he can stop using the rohypnol for a while.

cracking Y's

Clinton joked: “Somebody faints at nearly every one of these things now. At my age, I didn’t think I could make anybody faint anymore.”

/can he still gag an intern?

"I crack me up. What a knee-slapper.

Say, are the fainted people OK?"

re: #13 jcm

Cigarious.

I wish he could give all of a brake! :)

re: #8 Drained Brain

He definitely still has the ability to make me feel like regurgitating.

My thoughts exactly.

Ha ha ha. *choke* Choke* I've fallen and can't get up.

Time to break out that pickup with the astroturff-lined bed, Slick!

At my age, I didn’t think I could make anybody faint anymore.

Come clean on your real "legacy", Bill, and watch 'em drop like bowling pins.

Ain't it just like the presidential narcissist he is to take credit for heat stroke?

What a jackass.

he is such an egomaniacal, out of, liability for hillary now. and at his age, he's so fixated on having his "fainters". he needs him some swooners. that tells you how threatened he is by obama. he is competing w/ osama and he's not even running. and it's kind of pathetic. i'm going to tell im right now, "bill, LET IT GO BUDDY, LET IT GO."

Anti-Depressant:

re: #21 Cartman

Time to break out that pickup with the astroturff-lined bed, Slick!

These people ,the Clintons scare the hell out of me! They are kind of creepie!:0

Its a contrast in race really.

Notice how they didn't say "Done fell out"

One of the ladies who fainted bumped her head and had a real knot under her eye.

President Clinton walked over and said "better put some ice on that'

/old habits

Yes, but could Bill make a Burka babe faint? Obama can.

i am voting for the bald white guy he looks like me

typical white person here.

re: #32 Purple Prose

Yes, but could Bill make a Burka babe faint? Obama can.

Now that is scary!:(

Emergency workers brought the elderly man in Lenoir water and ice and used campaign signs to fan him. The man was alert as emergency workers took him away on a stretcher.

Wow! He made an elderly man faint. I thought Truman Capote was dead.

I was born when Clinton was elected. I still get some of these jokes!

re: #27 Wm T Sherman

i like this better.

it is good to be US.

re: #33 yochanan

i am voting for the bald white guy he looks like me

typical white person here.

Follicly challenged for McCain!

This is what I'm trying to point out. These are dual explanations of the same exact thing. Done fell out versus Fainting

Clinton's chicken are coming home to roost!

Faint/feint whats the difference?

re: #41 song_and_dance_man

Wet Willie is jealous. Sure he has charisma, but he can't make 'em swoon unless he hits 'em with a big 'ol cigar.

Or jus' plain hits 'em.

re: #36 conservativecyclist

I was born when Clinton was elected. I still get some of these jokes!

You are young , you need to teach the masses!

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

re: #42 A Kiwi Infidel

Faint/feint whats the difference?

Faint -- pass out
Feint -- fake out move.

I never thought I'd live to see the day when I was pleased when President Clinton got one up on someone else (no pun intended).

I had a lady behind me, during a concert, faint. She put her hand on my shoulder and dragged me to a sitting position. She fell backwards off the top of the riser. Thank goodness, however, she was fine - no injuries. Of course, everyone wondered where half the sopranos went for a few seconds. :)

re: #45 nyc redneck

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

which would make them paid professional feinters, as I said before.

re: #45 nyc redneck

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

I was thinking that too, but it could have been heat related- and if that's the case, it's really kind of disgusting he'd try to claim "credit" for a medical condition.

re: #46 jcm

Faint -- pass out
Feint -- fake out move.

You're a bit slow today, have another cuppa quawfee

re: #45 nyc redneck

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

It's always stage with the Clintons! Remember Sandy Burglar?

re: #50 A Kiwi Infidel

I finally got it.

Sometimes people faint and sometimes they just fall asleep standing up and then wake up when they hit the ground.

What a bunch of fainting goats getting all worked up!

re: #48 A Kiwi Infidel

which would make them paid professional feinters, as I said before.

Feinting fainting.

re: #52 conservativecyclist

I finally got it.

whew, I was gettin worried.

re: #55 Catttt

Feinting fainting.

Faintly amusing. :)

If only the 24 hour news media cycle had existed during 1992.... -.-.

Revolting then, revolting now. Our next First Husband? Please, no.

I saw a tv show on the history channel, I think, where there were professional wailers at a funeral. These were women who came to funerals to scream and cry. Professional fainters/feinters are like that?

re: #50 A Kiwi Infidel

You're a bit slow today, have another cuppa quawfee

Sorry :-( under the weather, kids brought home an intestinal virus.

re: #57 Catttt

Faintly amusing. :)

Are you feinting that vaguely amusing smile?

re: #60 conservativecyclist

I saw a tv show on the history channel, I think, where there were professional wailers at a funeral. These were women who came to funerals to scream and cry. Professional fainters/feinters are like that?

I got a real funny story on those if you want to hear it.

re: #61 jcm

Sorry :-( under the weather, kids brought home an intestinal virus.

Ouch, not pleasant. Sorry to hear about that. Serious? or coping?

re: #63 rawmuse

I want to hear it.

The call of the wild

re: #60 conservativecyclist

I saw a tv show on the history channel, I think, where there were professional wailers at a funeral. These were women who came to funerals to scream and cry. Professional fainters/feinters are like that?

Like Pres. Clinton at Ron Brown Funeral ? :)

re: #64 A Kiwi Infidel

Ouch, not pleasant. Sorry to hear about that. Serious? or coping?

Coping, nothing serious.

The other Clinton faints.

At his age, Clinton should perhaps use a bit more Gas X before getting up to speak. The Two ladies who fainted got the headlines but accordind to my Man, The Reverend AL, the possum behind the stage passed out also and was not part of the story. Watch Al, he's always standing to windward around the Clinton's.

re: #66 Killgore Trout
You find some nice stuff.

re: #49 Sharmuta

I was thinking that too, but it could have been heat related- and if that's the case, it's really kind of disgusting he'd try to claim "credit" for a medical condition.

yes, he's scraping the bottom of the barrel now to have credibility and the appearance of sex appeal.

ooooh, i could hardly type the last two words, in regard to him ;(

re: #71 snowcrash

From Digg
/I can't really take credit but I will anyways.

It would be really funny if the fainters were identified as Clintonian operatives. Say did one of them have a high forehead and bug eyes? or maybe look like a midget space alien?

( I'm guessing it was a Begalla - Carville stunt )

/

I can haz Jak Lundon's shado?

re: #54 Idle Drifter

What a bunch of fainting goats getting all worked up!

Oh, dear - but very funny. I like the way the older, more experienced goats stiffen their legs and hop to avoid falling over.

re: #71 snowcrash

Real real question is: is it real or fauxtography?

re: #28 beachkatie

These people ,the Clintons scare the hell out of me! They are kind of creepie!:0

That they are, beachkatie.

Good evening y'all! What have I missed?!

re: #72 nyc redneck

yes, he's scraping the bottom of the barrel now to have credibility and the appearance of sex appeal.

ooooh, i could hardly type the last two words, in regard to him ;(

I would have struggled with "credibility" also.

re: #76 Catttt

That is weird. I think they're having seizures.

re: #58 TMRiddle

If only the 24 hour news media cycle had existed during 1992.... -.-.

They did. They were so bury distracting us from Worthless Willies antics they didn't bother to check up on any of em.

re: #75 jaunte

I can haz Jak Lundon's shado?

Bookemdano!

I live in San Francisco, and we have traditional Chinese funerals, which are quite large, and are really a parade, for a few blocks. The bereaved employ a 10-12 piece marching band and professional wailers. Musicians do these gigs when they have absolutely nothing else, and I mean nothing else going on.

So, I got a buddy who signed up to be a drummer, which is just snare drum, slung over your shoulder.

The casket comes out, the drummer is supposed to play a long roll on the snare. So, my buddy is standing there, rolling on his drum, when out come these elderly Chinese women. They are wailing and carrying on like you wouldn't believe. One of them falls down on the pavement in front of my buddy the drummer. He stops drumming, stoops down to see if he could possibly be of some assistance. He sincerely thinks she is hurt.

She looks up at him for a second and says

"Hey, buddy, you do you job, I do mine!"

And then goes right back to wailing.

re: #82 conservativecyclist

That is weird. I think they're having seizures.

Med speak is Myoclonic Seizures.

re: #59 snowcrash

Revolting then, revolting now. Our next First Husband? Please, no.

Or. as the Great One, Mark Levin says- "First Pervert".

re: #78 song_and_dance_man

Planted fainters.

I wouldn't put it past Wet Willie

Remember his beach vacation with Cackle after the Lewinsky Affair.

Or his fake tears after Ron Brown.

Or his, "I didn't have sex with that woman" speech.

There is so much more to this mans dishonesty it can't be cataloged in a lunchtime.

Plus, he has a tiny penis.

the faint probably comes from the smell of all those bribes.

/ Clinton said: four more years of Arab speech money and they will need gas masks to stay in the same room as me.

re: #80 realwest

Good evening y'all! What have I missed?!

Hey there { real West } I hope your doing good!

re: #61 jcm

Sorry :-( under the weather, kids brought home an intestinal virus.

Geez, all mine brought home was a kitten.

re: #88 Catttt

Plus, he has a tiny penis.

Plus, he has a tiny distinguishing characteristic.

Fixed.

Nice weather for ducks

re: #85 rawmuse

That's hysterical, Mr. Rawmuse! Was she paid?

re: #91 Bob in Breckenridge

Geez, all mine brought home was a kitten.

ROFL!

re: #85 rawmuse

Great story!

re: #94 conservativecyclist

That's hysterical, Mr. Rawmuse! Was she paid?

They make usually about $50 per service. Some do 2 or 3 a day. Same with the musicians in the band.

re: #92 jcm

Plus, he has a tiny distinguishing characteristic.

Fixed.

My mother said it was crooked! Don't tell her I told you

re: #82 conservativecyclist

That is weird. I think they're having seizures.

No, it's a natural reaction.

re: #78 song_and_dance_man

I'll never forget the "sexual relations" speech. Before the scandal hit, Rush Limbaugh still had his TV show, and he'd cataloged how bubba raised his eyebrows every time he told a lie- it was quite a stunning piece of video clips, and actually pretty accurate. Well- then comes the monica speech and sure enough- he raised his eyebrows! My BF at the time and I just looked at each other and busted up.

re: #53 Mich-again

Sometimes people faint and sometimes they just fall asleep standing up and then wake up when they hit the ground.

i actually fainted once. i knew i was goin' down. i went to my knees first, and then toppled from there. i had done fell out for abt. a minute. and when i come to. i felt so refreshed. i felt like i had the most peaceful relaxing sleep ever. it was amazing. they ain't nuthin' wrong w/ "fallin' out". unless you are a paid operative.

Bill Clinton made people faint? He most have said something that was true.

re: #90 beachkatie Hey there {beachkatie} I'm doing ok tonight, how's about yourself?

re: #97 rawmuse
That really was a cute story. Hey, I've been needing to make some extra money. Do you have to look Chinese to be a wailer? LOL

re: #77 Killgore Trout
Astral projection or demonic posession? You are a cat guy so you would probably know best./

re: #102 zmdavid

PIMF most = must

re: #101 nyc redneck

i actually fainted once. i knew i was goin' down. i went to my knees first, and then toppled from there. i had done fell out for abt. a minute. and when i come to. i felt so refreshed. i felt like i had the most peaceful relaxing sleep ever. it was amazing. they ain't nuthin' wrong w/ "fallin' out". unless you are a paid operative.

It has happen to me too.. But i had a headache from hitting my head in the fall!

It's nice to hear a joke on the campaign trail - something Hellray and Barrk could both use to their benefit. As for McCain, he tells plenty of jokes but they're not funny.

re: #101 nyc redneck

i actually fainted once. i knew i was goin' down. i went to my knees first, and then toppled from there. i had done fell out for abt. a minute. and when i come to. i felt so refreshed. i felt like i had the most peaceful relaxing sleep ever. it was amazing. they ain't nuthin' wrong w/ "fallin' out". unless you are a paid operative.

Which Obama speech were you at when this happened?

re: #98 conservativecyclist

My mother said it was crooked! Don't tell her I told you

Tiny banana penis.

re: #104 Pvt Bin Jammin

Looks like an open profession.
I don't know about the one on the far left, though.
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re: #104 Pvt Bin Jammin

That really was a cute story. Hey, I've been needing to make some extra money. Do you have to look Chinese to be a wailer? LOL

No.

re: #101 nyc redneck

Thats a neat story. I have never fainted so I can't relate. I did once fall asleep standing up at a Judas Priest concert but my buddy woke me up before I fell down. That was pretty weird.

re: #110 Catttt

Puberty helps.

re: #93 Racer X

Nice!

re: #85 rawmuse Great story! But I look at it this way: at least he or she had some mourners at the funeral!
But gee, pretty good acting for only $50!

re: #110 Catttt

Tiny banana penis.

Your mom is Monica?

re: #110 Catttt

Tiny banana penis.

Tiny banana penis.

re: #117 Bob in Breckenridge

Your mom is Monica?

Crap- that was for conservativecyclist, not you cattt.

re: #98 conservativecyclist

My mother said it was crooked! Don't tell her I told you

Every distinguishing characteristic of Bill Clinton is crooked...

re: #113 Mich-again

Thats a neat story. I have never fainted so I can't relate. I did once fall asleep standing up at a Judas Priest concert but my buddy woke me up before I fell down. That was pretty weird.

How the hell can you fall asleep at a Priest concert?

re: #119 Bob in Breckenridge
His mom is hermeneutics!

re: #117 Bob in Breckenridge

Your mom is Monica?

That was someone else who said mom said that!

Anyway, enough women have seen and described it to field a softball team.

re: #116 realwest

Great story! But I look at it this way: at least he or she had some mourners at the funeral!
But gee, pretty good acting for only $50!

It is a little cottage industry around here. It is called the Green Street Mortuary Band. I used to lead it back in the 80s.

re: #107 beachkatie

It has happen to me too.. But i had a headache from hitting my head in the fall!

yes, that is the big problem w/ fainting, because when you faint you can go down like sack of taters, really hard. i bruised my knees but i caught myself w/ my hands. so i was lucky. i just missed a chair.

re: #111 jaunte
Thar she blows. LOL

re: #122 snowcrash

His mom is hermeneutics!

Seriously?

re: #108 sparrowlake

It's nice to hear a joke on the campaign trail - something Hellray and Barrk could both use to their benefit. As for McCain, he tells plenty of jokes but they're not funny.

Rodent and Hussein have told jokes. Their best one is health care. Its no where near as funny as the stuff McCain has.

re: #123 Catttt

Anyway, enough women have seen and described it to field a softball team.

LMAO! Actually- I think it's a couple teams, at least.

I'm signing off. It is adult swim time.

Bye

re: #121 Bob in Breckenridge

How the hell can you fall asleep at a Priest concert?

Boredom. One can only take so many doodley doodley.. guitar solos and blood curdling screams before the brain just shuts down.

re: #128 Bob in Breckenridge
Yep. I remember because I have a 16 yo son.

re: #127 Pvt Bin Jammin

Was that too mobyish?

re: #125 song_and_dance_man

Yes we had a President who was an accused and alleged rapist.

That is the left previous champion!

And the feminazis said bupkus, nada, zip, zero.

re: #113 Mich-again Hey Mich! You fell asleep at a JUDAS PRIEST concert? Um, musta been some heavy weight drugs involved, or a LOT of alcohol or you were exhausted and bored by the show! LOL!

re: #112 solomonpanting
Can't get a sample to play but they be jammin'.

re: #110 Catttt

Tiny banana penis.

/and it's detachable

re: #124 rawmuse You used to lead it?!? Wow - what instrument did you usually play at those funerals?

Hitting the sack early.

Them lefties are dropping left and right, I tellsya! It's not change they need, but a good night's sleep and regular exercise! And vitamins. They can probably use some vitamins.

re: #109 Bob in Breckenridge

Which Obama speech were you at when this happened?

he can't afford my fainting expertise. ;0

re: #136 realwest

Funny how you pegged it there. All 4 most likely but who can say for sure. That was like 25 years ago..

re: #110 Catttt

Tiny banana penis.

I just got this email. Must have been for BJ.

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re: #129 JeremyR

Rodent and Hussein have told jokes. Their best one is health care. Its no where near as funny as the stuff McCain has.

Yes, that health care joke is a real killer.

re: #142 song_and_dance_man

And now they have a racist in the running as their champion.

No values.
Power only.

re: #137 Pvt Bin Jammin
Hey there PBJ! Have y'all seen our buddy Sage out here tonight?

re: #134 jaunte
Naw, but thinking about whaling just made me blubber up so much I might have to go out and join PETA.

re: #148 song_and_dance_man

I never get those emails.

/Sheriff Bart syndrome!

My email addy is pretty old, it's getting time to change (DRINK) but updating all my on line accounts is such a pain in the tuckas.

re: #139 realwest

You used to lead it?!? Wow - what instrument did you usually play at those funerals?

The f*cking whistle :) Just like a football coach.

re: #144 Mich-again Yeah, well 25 or so years ago that's what woulda been my reason. LOL!

re: #149 realwest

No. I haven't seen him at all today. Maybe he is out having fun.

re: #152 rawmuse SHOOT! A whistle? Hell for $50 I could blow a mean whistle, LOL! Seriously whaddya play ?

re: #130 Sharmuta

LMAO! Actually- I think it's a couple teams, at least.

Perhaps a league of their own. Sad, but true.

I play the bass and the trombone. I was supposed to be out with the Temps this weekend, but they got sick. And then I got sick. So here I am, in bed with the laptop.

re: #154 Pvt Bin Jammin
Boy I sure hope so - he sure could use some fun in the real world!
He honestly scared me last night, talking about taking a job as a contractor in Iraq!

re: #153 realwest

CUL8ter bro.

re: #152 rawmuse
Do you think I could get the kazoo gig?

re: #160 Pvt Bin Jammin

Take it up with the Union. They might make you take a proficiency test.

re: #159 Mich-again
Adios my friend!

re: #160 Pvt Bin Jammin

Do you think I could get the kazoo gig?

And I'd like the washboard. Or maybe the jug.

EVERYONE faints at these events.

Heck, a lady fainted at a ceremony today opening a new medical center in Mebane.

Clinton is an irretrievable narcissist.

So is his wife.

You guys are thinking of the Mummers. In Philadelphia.

re: #158 realwest
I wasn't online last night so I didn't know about that. I hope he doesn't really do it. He's turned out to be such a good friend to my hubby and I. We would miss him for sure not to mention being worried.

Here's some of the best acting in the last 20 years, Al Pacino, Scent of a woman
HooRah!

re: #145 jcm

I just got this email. Must have been for BJ.

** 100% Working PenisEnlargement herbal pill is here **
- Discreet packaging so others wont know what's inside the parcel
- Shipping to ALL countries
- The best formula available on market currently

click below link to find out more about this NEW product

Indeed. He's no Dick Cheney, that's for sure.

re: #103 realwest

re: #148 song_and_dance_man

I never get those emails.

/Sheriff Bart syndrome!

I don't look at my verizon e mail anymore! Thats all there is there.......Sad world unh?

re: #8 Drained Brain

He definitely still has the ability to make me feel like regurgitating.

LOL!

Fox had O'Reilly's interview with Hillary repeated today and I was compelled to watch it (Mom loves O'Reilly and she had the pigs-in-blankets!) and, as usual, he drove me up the wall, especially with his question about Sanctuary Cities.
He just doesn't really have a clue or if he does, he sure has lost whatever ability he may have had to communicate it.
But it all worked out for the best; I yelled at the TV so often Mom gave me most of the pigs-in-blankets and I came in and got some much needed catching up on my e-mails!

re: #124 rawmuse

When the Palestinians have their own state, they can outsource their mourners-and-wailers to China.

re: #170 beachkatie Um, you rang?!

re: #172 realwestHey fellow Carolinian I have been praying for your health!I hope things are going great for you!

re: #156 Catttt

Perhaps a league of their own. Sad, but true.

I wonder how many of them realized they were dealing with a major league asshole.

re: #173 Alouette Well maybe, but the SEETHING they're keeping; they've developed it to almost an art form and without seething, mourners and wailing, all ya got left is suicide bombers and murderers.
Not gonna play well without the seething, I tells ya!

re: #21 Cartman

It was an El Camino.

re: #176 beachkatie Uh, well they could be going better, actually.

re: #177 Sharmuta

I wonder how many of them realized they were dealing with a major league asshole.

I wonder how he's managed to keep most of those women quiet throughout the years. I have a pretty good idea, but...

re: #182 Cartman

It's called Arkancide.

re: #179 stymie

Well, that's sort of a pickup, but I stand corrected. ;)

re: #182 Cartman

They had (have?) a team to deal with the "bimbo eruptions".

Victoria

Just for the heck of it.

re: #180 song_and_dance_man Uh, I thought there was some question as to whether Wet or Slick Willie EVER made Hillary swoon?!
Or did I misinterpret your comment?!

re: #178 realwest

Well maybe, but the SEETHING they're keeping; they've developed it to almost an art form and without seething, mourners and wailing, all ya got left is suicide bombers and murderers.
Not gonna play well without the seething, I tells ya!

Yalalot (profession mourners) is the third oldest profession.

re: #170 beachkatie

I just got Verizon. If you take too long to compose a letter does it time you out? Cox used to do that but at least they warned you first.

re: #189 Alouette

What's the 2nd?

re: #183 rawmuse

It's called Arkancide.

Are they all buried under Razorback Stadium?

;)

re: #180 song_and_dance_man

The true measure is whether Wet can still make Cackle swoon or faint.

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re: #177 Sharmuta

I wonder how many of them realized they were dealing with a major league asshole.

I'd guess - all of them.

re: #189 Alouette OK (I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this) what's the second oldest profession?

re: #195 realwest

I asked that too.

re: #190 mjazzguitar

I just got Verizon. If you take too long to compose a letter does it time you out? Cox used to do that but at least they warned you first.

That happens to me with the work phone system. If I take too long to punch the numbers, it disconnects me. I'm a slow dialer.

Tax collecter, gravedigger, farmer...

re: #190 mjazzguitar

I just got Verizon. If you take too long to compose a letter does it time you out? Cox used to do that but at least they warned you first.

You know, for all the complaining I do about TimeWarner/Earthlink, I have to say that their e-mail and internet service is really quite good.
Although I DID just learn today that Earthlink is owned by Time-Warner. Hmmmm.

re: #196 mjazzguitar
And neither one of us got an answer! LOL!

re: #191 mjazzguitar

What's the 2nd?

lawyer

Hunter-gatherer?

These guys are freaking insane:

Yamakasi founders clip

Buy stock in Glucosamine.

it's just ridiculous for bill clinton to claim "he still has it". he is a pathetic needy baby boomer. he should just grow older gracefully and quit worrying abt. "having it". i don't think he ever had it, btw.

Goodnight, lizards, see you on the early morning thread. My sleep meds are kicking in...

re: #200 song_and_dance_man Well I don't know who should ask that question, but if someone is gonna ask Hillary that, I want to be MILES away at the time!
If someone asks Bill, I'm sure he'd say "well it depends on what you mean by "dig"!

re: #181 realwest

Uh, well they could be going better, actually.

I know real West! Talk to you know who! He really helps with those situations of life! I wrote Lot of stuff to you , but i have erase every thing i have wrote tonight..... I really mean that!

re: #200 song_and_dance_man

I think you got it right. Could Bill still do for Hillary what he did for her when they first met and got married. I was married for 8 years and up to the last year what we did intimately got better over the years. Maybe this is not the case for all, but I think it should be.

So, as a true measure of their marriage, since it has lasted this long, does Bill still cause Hillary dig it with him?

I think Marty Parrish should ask that question.

Michael Medved was in college with both Bill and Hill, and knew both of them. He says it was very real love at that time.

hey, it's monday. now i feel better.

re: #202 Alouette HEY!
I resemble that remark!
Course, now I'm retired, but still.........!

re: #209 realwest

Well I don't know who should ask that question, but if someone is gonna ask Hillary that, I want to be MILES away at the time!
If someone asks Bill, I'm sure he'd say "well it depends on what you mean by "dig"!

Love ya West !Please don't give up!
You have a family that really need ya!

President Clinton : Erected not selected

re: #102 zmdavid

Bill Clinton made people faint? He most have said something that was true.

Even with the typo, still the funniest thing I've seen all day

re: #205 Racer X HOLY CRAP!
And to think I thought all that stuff in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" was special effects!
Thanks for that one my friend!

Oh Lord - is he still allowed to speak? Every time he has opened his mouth these past couple of months he's set his wife's campaign back a bit.

Hillary needs to start cracking the whip in her own campaign!

re: #207 song_and_dance_man ROTFLMAO! We better check with Mr. Spitzer about that for a definitive ruling, doncha think?

re: #208 Alouette Good night and sleep well - hope to see you on the DT tomorrow!

Kerry = swiftboated

Hillary = motorboated

re: #210 beachkatie Oh Lordy - talk to whom?!
Perhaps you should e-mail me with just the name of who it is you spoke to?!

re: #219 Intrepid I think Willie would like that!
Oh, wait, you said on her campaign.
nevermind.

re: #218 song_and_dance_man

There's no doubt they are bright and ambitious and that must've been a mutual attaction. Not to mention Hillary's big spectacles.

Not to mention the stylish clothes.

re: #224 realwest

Oh Lordy - talk to whom?!
Perhaps you should e-mail me with just the name of who it is you spoke to?!

I will realwest! it is very personal to me!

re: #225 realwest

I think Willie would like that!
Oh, wait, you said on her campaign.
nevermind.

Hehehe - wouldn't put it past him (or her) to get into the whole spanky/wanky thing.

Just can't picture her in leather, though. Really don't want to, either.

Yikes.

re: #223 song_and_dance_man I didn't think Craig paid for it did he?

re: #227 beachkatie

I will realwest! it is very personal to me!

Sweet dreams toya real west! My night time! 12:18 am.. Goodnight lizard friends!

re: #229 realwest

I didn't think Craig paid for it did he?

He paid after

re: #226 jcm HEY! Ya know she wasn't the only one who wore, ah, er.....torn jeans! Yeah, that's the ticket, torn jeans!

re: #230 beachkatie
Nite, Katie. Sweet dreams.

re: #227 beachkatie Well if it's very personal to you I surely would like to know but I tells ya I'm going to sleep soon, whether I want to or not! LOL!

Hmph... the Clintons. Why won't they just go away? Can't I just eat my waffle?

re: #231 Shug He did? Oh, wait I may have my Senators confused - who was the US Senator caught soliciting gay sex in a Men's room - wasn't that Larry Craig?

re: #230 beachkatie
Thanks {beachkatie} sweet dreams to you and thank you.

speaking of Hillary Clinton

re: #228 Intrepid Brrrrrr, nope me neither, not that I think ole Bill would look so hot either; he's really added a bunch of weight - flab - since leaving office hasn't he?

re: #236 realwest

He did? Oh, wait I may have my Senators confused - who was the US Senator caught soliciting gay sex in a Men's room - wasn't that Larry Craig?

Larry Craig.

and he paid

but not to the undercover cop in the bathroom.

he paid with his career

and he got what he deserved. He was a naughty boy

re: #233 Pvt Bin Jammin

Nite, Katie. Sweet dreams.

weetdreams to ya Pvt Bin Jammin!Great day for you tomorrow!

re: #240 Shug Ah, ok.
But I gotta tell ya this: the whole idea of him soliciting sex in a public bathroom is what made me so damn mad, not that it was gay sex. And it reflected a lack of judgement by Craig that should have him out of his Senate seat and never allowed to hold public office again.

re: #225 realwest

I think Willie would like that!
Oh, wait, you said on her campaign.
nevermind.

LOL!

Hi, { { {RW} } }

re: #245 realwest

Craig showed a combination of arrogance, a sense of entitlement and being above the law, perversity and stupidity all rolled into one.

scumbag

re: #218 song_and_dance_man

Not to mention Hillary's big spectacles.

Hey, I like big glasses -- all the better to see with! Now the fashion is for those tiny slit-shaped ones. I have to compromise with medium-size ones which now pass for big. My kids joke with me about my liking for those "headlamps." (Not a slave to fashion, me).

re: #250 song_and_dance_man

He thought he could holds two public seats - one in the Senate and one on the commode.

He was just polling the electorate

Speaking of Hillary. One blog I check from time to time has zombies hillary picture page linked on it. Hold on one second while I find the blog.

/bookmarked at home, not here at work.

re: #246 buzzsawmonkey LOL! Not if you ever went to Studio 54 or other clubs of it's ilk in NYC in the late 70's early 80's, it sure wasn't private!
I saw couples doing things (after snorting what I assumed to be cocaine) that I didn't realize could be done!

re: #246 buzzsawmonkey

The problem with soliciting sex in a private bathroom is that there is usually a lack of available partners.

Just sayin'.

Location. Location. Location.

re: #247 LeePro Hey {Lee} how are you (and thanks for laughing at my joke!)?

Here it is. The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid.
Just scroll down to the April 30 entry.

/not a conspiracy site.

re: #249 Shug Well said, sir, well said.

Good morning { { {LeePro} } }, how are you this fine day.

re: #251 wannabuyaduck Hey, I can't see out of them tiny slit ones either and if folks don't like the way my glasses look, I'll be happy to take 'em off and smack 'em upside the head! If I can see 'em I mean!

re: #256 realwest

Hey {Lee} how are you (and thanks for laughing at my joke!)?

Yer welcome...

_{~ check in the mail?}

re: #259 BlueCanuck

Good morning { { {LeePro} } }, how are you this fine day.

Hey { { {Blue} } }!

Holding up ok. Pablum for dinner at least 3 more days. How're you and gf and puppy?

re: #260 buzzsawmonkey I do not remember that!
Your Honor, I do not recall that at all.

Course, it's hard to remember anything about Studio 54, and that's just from breathing! LOL!

Ok, could I get a little music help from the Lizard army?

There is a song with Keb Mo, but he isnt headlineing it. Its not on one of his albums, he's singing on someone elses (a womans) disc. Its called "One step away from you" or "A short way away from you"... "Two steps away from you"?

Grrrr! Ive heard it once on my XM and didnt think to write it down and now its driving me crazy! Ive looked all over the Amazon download section, Itunes... but since I dont know the womans name Im not having any luck in finding it.

re: #262 LeePro but of course the check is in the mail............just don't put it in the bank for a while, ok?!

re: #267 Mr. E. Train Uh, have y'all tried this: [Link: www.imeem.com...]
that should help you search my song name (just keep trying til you hit it, or a singer or dancer's name)!
Give it a try, whaddya got to lose?

re: #226 jcm

Not to mention the stylish clothes.

Now the striped pants I *don't* plead guilty to. (Although I won't talk about some of the other items I thought so stylish in the 60s & 70s).

Now we have a young cat who likes to jump up on shelves and investigate the effect of the law of gravity on various items placed up high, so we decided to put up a barrier in an entryway so he could be denied certain rooms when unsupervised. We happened to have a folding wooden door that had moved with us from a previous house years ago and had resided in the garage for something like 30 years. It is a two-panel door with solid bottom sections and open upper sections with long spindles. It happened to fit the entryway perfectly. So I cleaned up up, put on some new stain, and hung it up. The first thing the teenage daughter says is, "wow, that looks so seventies." And I had to admit, it surely does. At least the cat doesn't seem to mind its appearance, although he is currently working on the door latch principle.

re: #269 realwest

Thanks, will do. I dont download a lot of music so Im kinda klunky with this here new fangled technology and what not!

good night all.
on a real positive note, the ultra-moonbat friend i had dinner w/ tonight, said she could never vote for osama or hillary. i said that's for the best, just stay home. (she won't be canceling anyone out.)
i wanted to quit while i was ahead. (why bring up mccain?)

re: #265 LeePro Aw {Lee} "Pablum for dinner at least 3 more days" and here I - obviously mistakenly - thought you'd had that surgery! Can ya put some horseradish or something on that Pablum to at least make it taste like, like.............well, not Pablum!?!

re: #265 LeePro

Things are going great. I love this modern world too. Just spent the past two hours "talking" to her on IM. Not the same as in person. But it's better than once a week it would be.

re: #271 Mr. E. Train

Thanks, will do. I dont download a lot of music so Im kinda klunky with this here new fangled technology and what not!

Somebody needs to set up a website where you can hum a few bars and get results...

Not too far-fetched?

re: #272 nyc redneck

good night all.
on a real positive note, the ultra-moonbat friend i had dinner w/ tonight, said she could never vote for osama or hillary. i said that's for the best, just stay home. (she won't be canceling anyone out.)
i wanted to quit while i was ahead. (why bring up mccain?)

My moonbat sister started off refusing to vote for either BHO or HRC. A while later, she told me she'll be voting for McCain.

re: #269 realwestPIMF "the" not "my".
I really AM SLEEPY!

He's Still Got It

Depends on what the meaning of "it" is.

re: #273 realwest

Aw {Lee} "Pablum for dinner at least 3 more days" and here I - obviously mistakenly - thought you'd had that surgery! Can ya put some horseradish or something on that Pablum to at least make it taste like, like.............well, not Pablum!?!

Not yet. And it's not exactly surgery. They're yanking out several molars Wednesday. Of course, more work after that. Bleeeeeehhhhhhhhh!

^_skeered

re: #267 Mr. E. Train

Could it be this one: "I can't get over you..."