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He's Still Got It

Sun, May 4, 2008 at 7:49:03 pm PDT

After 2 faint, Clinton cracks joke about making ‘em swoon.

LENOIR, N.C. (AP) - Former President Bill Clinton is cracking wise about his ability to make people faint, telling voters in North Carolina he didn’t think he still had it in him.

Clinton was campaigning Sunday for his wife’s presidential bid on a hot and sunny day in western North Carolina. The state’s primary is Tuesday.

After one person fell during an event in Lenoir, Clinton joked: “Somebody faints at nearly every one of these things now. At my age, I didn’t think I could make anybody faint anymore.”

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1 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:49:54pm

Oh, brother.

2 jaunte  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:50:12pm

I thought at first maybe the Obama campaign sent a few goats over.

3 Killgore Trout  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:50:18pm

Clenis!

4 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:50:49pm

Must've displayed the distinguishing characteristic.

5 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:51:20pm

re: #3 Killgore Trout

YES! Love the nic link....

6 Killgore Trout  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:51:55pm

re: #5 Sharmuta

thanks, good idea.

7 Tigger2005  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:52:00pm

This thread deserves to go off topic quickly. Since the "Coexist" bumper sticker came up in a previous thread once again, once again I present my version:

[Link: img301.imageshack.us...]

8 Drained Brain  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:52:21pm

He definitely still has the ability to make me feel like regurgitating.

9 lawhawk  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:52:47pm

Yawn.

10 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:52:51pm

re: #7 Tigger2005

This thread deserves to go off topic quickly. Since the "Coexist" bumper sticker came up in a previous thread once again, once again I present my version:

[Link: img301.imageshack.us...]

I like!

11 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:52:53pm

re: #6 Killgore Trout

It's so you.

12 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:53:01pm
13 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:54:13pm

re: #12 song_and_dance_man

Pentoris

Cigarious.

14 Opinionated  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:54:51pm

So he can stop using the rohypnol for a while.

15 jamgarr  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:54:56pm

cracking Y's

16 Killian Bundy  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:55:00pm
Clinton joked: “Somebody faints at nearly every one of these things now. At my age, I didn’t think I could make anybody faint anymore.”

/can he still gag an intern?

17 Wm T Sherman  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:55:05pm

"I crack me up. What a knee-slapper.


Say, are the fainted people OK?"

18 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:55:07pm

re: #13 jcm

Cigarious.


I wish he could give all of a brake! :)

19 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:55:44pm

re: #8 Drained Brain

He definitely still has the ability to make me feel like regurgitating.

My thoughts exactly.

20 Attaboid  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:56:16pm

Ha ha ha. *choke* Choke* I've fallen and can't get up.

21 Cartman  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:56:33pm

Time to break out that pickup with the astroturff-lined bed, Slick!

22 Jack Reacher  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:57:07pm
At my age, I didn’t think I could make anybody faint anymore.


Come clean on your real "legacy", Bill, and watch 'em drop like bowling pins.

23 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:57:46pm

Ain't it just like the presidential narcissist he is to take credit for heat stroke?

24 Alone in NY  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:57:55pm

What a jackass.

25 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:57:58pm
26 nyc redneck  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:58:00pm

he is such an egomaniacal, out of, liability for hillary now. and at his age, he's so fixated on having his "fainters". he needs him some swooners. that tells you how threatened he is by obama. he is competing w/ osama and he's not even running. and it's kind of pathetic. i'm going to tell im right now, "bill, LET IT GO BUDDY, LET IT GO."

27 Wm T Sherman  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:58:06pm

Anti-Depressant:

28 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:58:47pm

re: #21 Cartman

Time to break out that pickup with the astroturff-lined bed, Slick!

These people ,the Clintons scare the hell out of me! They are kind of creepie!:0

29 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 7:59:41pm
30 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:00:44pm

Its a contrast in race really.

Notice how they didn't say "Done fell out"

31 Shug  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:00:52pm

One of the ladies who fainted bumped her head and had a real knot under her eye.

President Clinton walked over and said "better put some ice on that'

/old habits

32 Purple Prose  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:01:02pm

Yes, but could Bill make a Burka babe faint? Obama can.

33 yochanan  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:01:34pm

i am voting for the bald white guy he looks like me

typical white person here.

34 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:02:17pm

re: #32 Purple Prose

Yes, but could Bill make a Burka babe faint? Obama can.

Now that is scary!:(

35 solomonpanting  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:03:20pm
Emergency workers brought the elderly man in Lenoir water and ice and used campaign signs to fan him. The man was alert as emergency workers took him away on a stretcher.

Wow! He made an elderly man faint. I thought Truman Capote was dead.

36 conservativecyclist  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:03:44pm

I was born when Clinton was elected. I still get some of these jokes!

37 Kirly  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:03:47pm

re: #27 Wm T Sherman

i like this better.

it is good to be US.

38 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:04:05pm

re: #33 yochanan

i am voting for the bald white guy he looks like me

typical white person here.

Follicly challenged for McCain!

39 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:04:06pm

This is what I'm trying to point out. These are dual explanations of the same exact thing. Done fell out versus Fainting

40 Moonbat_One  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:04:48pm

Clinton's chicken are coming home to roost!

41 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:05:18pm
42 A Kiwi Infidel  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:05:25pm

Faint/feint whats the difference?

43 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:05:58pm

re: #41 song_and_dance_man

Wet Willie is jealous. Sure he has charisma, but he can't make 'em swoon unless he hits 'em with a big 'ol cigar.

Or jus' plain hits 'em.

44 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:06:07pm

re: #36 conservativecyclist

I was born when Clinton was elected. I still get some of these jokes!

You are young , you need to teach the masses!

45 nyc redneck  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:06:12pm

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

46 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:06:54pm

re: #42 A Kiwi Infidel

Faint/feint whats the difference?

Faint -- pass out
Feint -- fake out move.

47 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:07:02pm

I never thought I'd live to see the day when I was pleased when President Clinton got one up on someone else (no pun intended).

I had a lady behind me, during a concert, faint. She put her hand on my shoulder and dragged me to a sitting position. She fell backwards off the top of the riser. Thank goodness, however, she was fine - no injuries. Of course, everyone wondered where half the sopranos went for a few seconds. :)

48 A Kiwi Infidel  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:07:12pm

re: #45 nyc redneck

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.


which would make them paid professional feinters, as I said before.

49 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:07:33pm

re: #45 nyc redneck

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

I was thinking that too, but it could have been heat related- and if that's the case, it's really kind of disgusting he'd try to claim "credit" for a medical condition.

50 A Kiwi Infidel  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:08:02pm

re: #46 jcm

Faint -- pass out
Feint -- fake out move.


You're a bit slow today, have another cuppa quawfee

51 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:08:26pm

re: #45 nyc redneck

i don't believe anyone really fainted. these are paid professional fainters.

It's always stage with the Clintons! Remember Sandy Burglar?

52 conservativecyclist  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:08:41pm

re: #50 A Kiwi Infidel

I finally got it.

53 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:08:42pm

Sometimes people faint and sometimes they just fall asleep standing up and then wake up when they hit the ground.

54 Idle Drifter  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:08:57pm

What a bunch of fainting goats getting all worked up!

55 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:09:03pm

re: #48 A Kiwi Infidel

which would make them paid professional feinters, as I said before.

Feinting fainting.

56 A Kiwi Infidel  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:09:07pm

re: #52 conservativecyclist

I finally got it.


whew, I was gettin worried.

57 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:09:36pm

re: #55 Catttt

Feinting fainting.

Faintly amusing. :)

58 TMRiddle  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:09:50pm

If only the 24 hour news media cycle had existed during 1992.... -.-.

59 snowcrash  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:09:58pm

Revolting then, revolting now. Our next First Husband? Please, no.

60 conservativecyclist  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:10:11pm

I saw a tv show on the history channel, I think, where there were professional wailers at a funeral. These were women who came to funerals to scream and cry. Professional fainters/feinters are like that?

61 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:10:18pm

re: #50 A Kiwi Infidel

You're a bit slow today, have another cuppa quawfee

Sorry :-( under the weather, kids brought home an intestinal virus.

62 A Kiwi Infidel  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:10:23pm

re: #57 Catttt

Faintly amusing. :)


Are you feinting that vaguely amusing smile?

63 rawmuse  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:11:16pm

re: #60 conservativecyclist

I saw a tv show on the history channel, I think, where there were professional wailers at a funeral. These were women who came to funerals to scream and cry. Professional fainters/feinters are like that?

I got a real funny story on those if you want to hear it.

64 A Kiwi Infidel  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:11:33pm

re: #61 jcm

Sorry :-( under the weather, kids brought home an intestinal virus.


Ouch, not pleasant. Sorry to hear about that. Serious? or coping?

65 conservativecyclist  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:12:06pm

re: #63 rawmuse

I want to hear it.

66 Killgore Trout  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:12:13pm
67 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:12:24pm

re: #60 conservativecyclist

I saw a tv show on the history channel, I think, where there were professional wailers at a funeral. These were women who came to funerals to scream and cry. Professional fainters/feinters are like that?

Like Pres. Clinton at Ron Brown Funeral ? :)

68 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:12:33pm

re: #64 A Kiwi Infidel

Ouch, not pleasant. Sorry to hear about that. Serious? or coping?

Coping, nothing serious.

69 solomonpanting  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:12:38pm

The other Clinton faints.

70 gymnast  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:13:04pm

At his age, Clinton should perhaps use a bit more Gas X before getting up to speak. The Two ladies who fainted got the headlines but accordind to my Man, The Reverend AL, the possum behind the stage passed out also and was not part of the story. Watch Al, he's always standing to windward around the Clinton's.

71 snowcrash  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:13:04pm

re: #66 Killgore Trout
You find some nice stuff.

72 nyc redneck  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:13:25pm

re: #49 Sharmuta

I was thinking that too, but it could have been heat related- and if that's the case, it's really kind of disgusting he'd try to claim "credit" for a medical condition.

yes, he's scraping the bottom of the barrel now to have credibility and the appearance of sex appeal.

ooooh, i could hardly type the last two words, in regard to him ;(

73 Killgore Trout  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:13:48pm

re: #71 snowcrash

From Digg
/I can't really take credit but I will anyways.

74 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:13:58pm

It would be really funny if the fainters were identified as Clintonian operatives. Say did one of them have a high forehead and bug eyes? or maybe look like a midget space alien?

( I'm guessing it was a Begalla - Carville stunt )

/

75 jaunte  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:14:31pm

I can haz Jak Lundon's shado?

76 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:14:31pm

re: #54 Idle Drifter

What a bunch of fainting goats getting all worked up!

Oh, dear - but very funny. I like the way the older, more experienced goats stiffen their legs and hop to avoid falling over.

77 Killgore Trout  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:14:51pm

re: #71 snowcrash

Real real question is: is it real or fauxtography?

78 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:15:30pm
79 Cartman  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:15:51pm

re: #28 beachkatie

These people ,the Clintons scare the hell out of me! They are kind of creepie!:0

That they are, beachkatie.

80 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:16:25pm

Good evening y'all! What have I missed?!

81 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:16:27pm

re: #72 nyc redneck

yes, he's scraping the bottom of the barrel now to have credibility and the appearance of sex appeal.

ooooh, i could hardly type the last two words, in regard to him ;(

I would have struggled with "credibility" also.

82 conservativecyclist  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:16:32pm

re: #76 Catttt

That is weird. I think they're having seizures.

83 JeremyR  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:16:38pm

re: #58 TMRiddle

If only the 24 hour news media cycle had existed during 1992.... -.-.

They did. They were so bury distracting us from Worthless Willies antics they didn't bother to check up on any of em.

84 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:16:41pm

re: #75 jaunte

I can haz Jak Lundon's shado?

Bookemdano!

85 rawmuse  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:16:50pm

I live in San Francisco, and we have traditional Chinese funerals, which are quite large, and are really a parade, for a few blocks. The bereaved employ a 10-12 piece marching band and professional wailers. Musicians do these gigs when they have absolutely nothing else, and I mean nothing else going on.

So, I got a buddy who signed up to be a drummer, which is just snare drum, slung over your shoulder.

The casket comes out, the drummer is supposed to play a long roll on the snare. So, my buddy is standing there, rolling on his drum, when out come these elderly Chinese women. They are wailing and carrying on like you wouldn't believe. One of them falls down on the pavement in front of my buddy the drummer. He stops drumming, stoops down to see if he could possibly be of some assistance. He sincerely thinks she is hurt.

She looks up at him for a second and says

"Hey, buddy, you do you job, I do mine!"

And then goes right back to wailing.

86 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:17:37pm

re: #82 conservativecyclist

That is weird. I think they're having seizures.

Med speak is Myoclonic Seizures.

87 Bob in Breckenridge  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:17:56pm

re: #59 snowcrash

Revolting then, revolting now. Our next First Husband? Please, no.

Or. as the Great One, Mark Levin says- "First Pervert".

88 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:18:00pm

re: #78 song_and_dance_man

Planted fainters.

I wouldn't put it past Wet Willie

Remember his beach vacation with Cackle after the Lewinsky Affair.

Or his fake tears after Ron Brown.

Or his, "I didn't have sex with that woman" speech.

There is so much more to this mans dishonesty it can't be cataloged in a lunchtime.

Plus, he has a tiny penis.

89 BingoBunny  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:18:46pm

the faint probably comes from the smell of all those bribes.

/ Clinton said: four more years of Arab speech money and they will need gas masks to stay in the same room as me.

90 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:18:48pm

re: #80 realwest

Good evening y'all! What have I missed?!


Hey there { real West } I hope your doing good!

91 Bob in Breckenridge  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:19:12pm

re: #61 jcm

Sorry :-( under the weather, kids brought home an intestinal virus.

Geez, all mine brought home was a kitten.

92 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:19:14pm

re: #88 Catttt

Plus, he has a tiny penis.

Plus, he has a tiny distinguishing characteristic.

Fixed.

93 Racer X  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:19:19pm
94 conservativecyclist  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:19:22pm

re: #85 rawmuse

That's hysterical, Mr. Rawmuse! Was she paid?

95 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:19:31pm

re: #91 Bob in Breckenridge

Geez, all mine brought home was a kitten.

ROFL!

96 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:20:17pm

re: #85 rawmuse

Great story!

97 rawmuse  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:20:20pm

re: #94 conservativecyclist

That's hysterical, Mr. Rawmuse! Was she paid?

They make usually about $50 per service. Some do 2 or 3 a day. Same with the musicians in the band.

98 conservativecyclist  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:20:22pm

re: #92 jcm

Plus, he has a tiny distinguishing characteristic.

Fixed.

My mother said it was crooked! Don't tell her I told you

99 Idle Drifter  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:20:50pm

re: #82 conservativecyclist

That is weird. I think they're having seizures.

No, it's a natural reaction.

100 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:21:10pm

re: #78 song_and_dance_man

I'll never forget the "sexual relations" speech. Before the scandal hit, Rush Limbaugh still had his TV show, and he'd cataloged how bubba raised his eyebrows every time he told a lie- it was quite a stunning piece of video clips, and actually pretty accurate. Well- then comes the monica speech and sure enough- he raised his eyebrows! My BF at the time and I just looked at each other and busted up.

101 nyc redneck  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:21:21pm

re: #53 Mich-again

Sometimes people faint and sometimes they just fall asleep standing up and then wake up when they hit the ground.

i actually fainted once. i knew i was goin' down. i went to my knees first, and then toppled from there. i had done fell out for abt. a minute. and when i come to. i felt so refreshed. i felt like i had the most peaceful relaxing sleep ever. it was amazing. they ain't nuthin' wrong w/ "fallin' out". unless you are a paid operative.

102 zmdavid  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:21:50pm

Bill Clinton made people faint? He most have said something that was true.

103 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:22:28pm

re: #90 beachkatie Hey there {beachkatie} I'm doing ok tonight, how's about yourself?

104 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:22:54pm

re: #97 rawmuse
That really was a cute story. Hey, I've been needing to make some extra money. Do you have to look Chinese to be a wailer? LOL

105 snowcrash  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:23:23pm

re: #77 Killgore Trout
Astral projection or demonic posession? You are a cat guy so you would probably know best./

106 zmdavid  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:23:35pm

re: #102 zmdavid

PIMF most = must

107 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:23:48pm

re: #101 nyc redneck

i actually fainted once. i knew i was goin' down. i went to my knees first, and then toppled from there. i had done fell out for abt. a minute. and when i come to. i felt so refreshed. i felt like i had the most peaceful relaxing sleep ever. it was amazing. they ain't nuthin' wrong w/ "fallin' out". unless you are a paid operative.

It has happen to me too.. But i had a headache from hitting my head in the fall!

108 sparrowlake  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:24:03pm

It's nice to hear a joke on the campaign trail - something Hellray and Barrk could both use to their benefit. As for McCain, he tells plenty of jokes but they're not funny.

109 Bob in Breckenridge  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:24:06pm

re: #101 nyc redneck

i actually fainted once. i knew i was goin' down. i went to my knees first, and then toppled from there. i had done fell out for abt. a minute. and when i come to. i felt so refreshed. i felt like i had the most peaceful relaxing sleep ever. it was amazing. they ain't nuthin' wrong w/ "fallin' out". unless you are a paid operative.

Which Obama speech were you at when this happened?

110 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:24:15pm

re: #98 conservativecyclist

My mother said it was crooked! Don't tell her I told you

Tiny banana penis.

111 jaunte  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:24:58pm

re: #104 Pvt Bin Jammin

Looks like an open profession.
I don't know about the one on the far left, though.
[Link: moldychum.typepad.com...]

112 solomonpanting  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:25:05pm

re: #104 Pvt Bin Jammin

That really was a cute story. Hey, I've been needing to make some extra money. Do you have to look Chinese to be a wailer? LOL

No.

113 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:25:06pm

re: #101 nyc redneck

Thats a neat story. I have never fainted so I can't relate. I did once fall asleep standing up at a Judas Priest concert but my buddy woke me up before I fell down. That was pretty weird.

114 conservativecyclist  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:25:06pm

re: #110 Catttt

Puberty helps.

115 Killgore Trout  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:25:13pm

re: #93 Racer X

Nice!

116 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:25:17pm

re: #85 rawmuse Great story! But I look at it this way: at least he or she had some mourners at the funeral!
But gee, pretty good acting for only $50!

117 Bob in Breckenridge  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:25:26pm

re: #110 Catttt

Tiny banana penis.

Your mom is Monica?

118 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:26:06pm

re: #110 Catttt

Tiny banana penis.

Tiny banana penis.

119 Bob in Breckenridge  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:26:25pm

re: #117 Bob in Breckenridge

Your mom is Monica?

Crap- that was for conservativecyclist, not you cattt.

120 slokat  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:26:29pm

re: #98 conservativecyclist

My mother said it was crooked! Don't tell her I told you

Every distinguishing characteristic of Bill Clinton is crooked...

121 Bob in Breckenridge  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:27:07pm

re: #113 Mich-again

Thats a neat story. I have never fainted so I can't relate. I did once fall asleep standing up at a Judas Priest concert but my buddy woke me up before I fell down. That was pretty weird.

How the hell can you fall asleep at a Priest concert?

122 snowcrash  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:27:09pm

re: #119 Bob in Breckenridge
His mom is hermeneutics!

123 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:27:15pm

re: #117 Bob in Breckenridge

Your mom is Monica?

That was someone else who said mom said that!

Anyway, enough women have seen and described it to field a softball team.

124 rawmuse  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:27:18pm

re: #116 realwest

Great story! But I look at it this way: at least he or she had some mourners at the funeral!
But gee, pretty good acting for only $50!

It is a little cottage industry around here. It is called the Green Street Mortuary Band. I used to lead it back in the 80s.

125 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:28:14pm
126 nyc redneck  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:28:17pm

re: #107 beachkatie

It has happen to me too.. But i had a headache from hitting my head in the fall!

yes, that is the big problem w/ fainting, because when you faint you can go down like sack of taters, really hard. i bruised my knees but i caught myself w/ my hands. so i was lucky. i just missed a chair.

127 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:28:20pm

re: #111 jaunte
Thar she blows. LOL

128 Bob in Breckenridge  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:28:25pm

re: #122 snowcrash

His mom is hermeneutics!

Seriously?

129 JeremyR  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:28:33pm

re: #108 sparrowlake

It's nice to hear a joke on the campaign trail - something Hellray and Barrk could both use to their benefit. As for McCain, he tells plenty of jokes but they're not funny.

Rodent and Hussein have told jokes. Their best one is health care. Its no where near as funny as the stuff McCain has.

130 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:28:43pm

re: #123 Catttt

Anyway, enough women have seen and described it to field a softball team.

LMAO! Actually- I think it's a couple teams, at least.

131 conservativecyclist  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:29:08pm

I'm signing off. It is adult swim time.

Bye

132 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:29:21pm

re: #121 Bob in Breckenridge

How the hell can you fall asleep at a Priest concert?

Boredom. One can only take so many doodley doodley.. guitar solos and blood curdling screams before the brain just shuts down.

133 snowcrash  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:29:25pm

re: #128 Bob in Breckenridge
Yep. I remember because I have a 16 yo son.

134 jaunte  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:29:29pm

re: #127 Pvt Bin Jammin

Was that too mobyish?

135 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:29:30pm

re: #125 song_and_dance_man

Yes we had a President who was an accused and alleged rapist.

That is the left previous champion!

And the feminazis said bupkus, nada, zip, zero.

136 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:29:41pm

re: #113 Mich-again Hey Mich! You fell asleep at a JUDAS PRIEST concert? Um, musta been some heavy weight drugs involved, or a LOT of alcohol or you were exhausted and bored by the show! LOL!

137 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:31:24pm

re: #112 solomonpanting
Can't get a sample to play but they be jammin'.

138 Killian Bundy  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:31:36pm

re: #110 Catttt

Tiny banana penis.

/and it's detachable

139 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:31:42pm

re: #124 rawmuse You used to lead it?!? Wow - what instrument did you usually play at those funerals?

140 JeremyR  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:32:15pm

Hitting the sack early.

141 amphibian  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:32:58pm

Them lefties are dropping left and right, I tellsya! It's not change they need, but a good night's sleep and regular exercise! And vitamins. They can probably use some vitamins.

142 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:33:47pm
143 nyc redneck  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:33:51pm

re: #109 Bob in Breckenridge

Which Obama speech were you at when this happened?

he can't afford my fainting expertise. ;0

144 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:34:01pm

re: #136 realwest

Funny how you pegged it there. All 4 most likely but who can say for sure. That was like 25 years ago..

145 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:34:02pm

re: #110 Catttt

Tiny banana penis.

I just got this email. Must have been for BJ.

** 100% Working PenisEnlargement herbal pill is here **
- Discreet packaging so others wont know what's inside the parcel
- Shipping to ALL countries
- The best formula available on market currently

click below link to find out more about this NEW product

146 sparrowlake  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:34:09pm

re: #129 JeremyR

Rodent and Hussein have told jokes. Their best one is health care. Its no where near as funny as the stuff McCain has.

Yes, that health care joke is a real killer.

147 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:34:50pm

re: #142 song_and_dance_man

And now they have a racist in the running as their champion.

No values.
Power only.

148 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:34:57pm
149 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:35:14pm

re: #137 Pvt Bin Jammin
Hey there PBJ! Have y'all seen our buddy Sage out here tonight?

150 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:35:54pm

re: #134 jaunte
Naw, but thinking about whaling just made me blubber up so much I might have to go out and join PETA.

151 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:36:07pm

re: #148 song_and_dance_man

I never get those emails.

/Sheriff Bart syndrome!

My email addy is pretty old, it's getting time to change (DRINK) but updating all my on line accounts is such a pain in the tuckas.

152 rawmuse  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:36:28pm

re: #139 realwest

You used to lead it?!? Wow - what instrument did you usually play at those funerals?

The f*cking whistle :) Just like a football coach.

153 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:36:46pm

re: #144 Mich-again Yeah, well 25 or so years ago that's what woulda been my reason. LOL!

154 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:37:37pm

re: #149 realwest

No. I haven't seen him at all today. Maybe he is out having fun.

155 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:38:18pm

re: #152 rawmuse SHOOT! A whistle? Hell for $50 I could blow a mean whistle, LOL! Seriously whaddya play ?

156 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:38:28pm

re: #130 Sharmuta

LMAO! Actually- I think it's a couple teams, at least.

Perhaps a league of their own. Sad, but true.

157 rawmuse  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:39:16pm

I play the bass and the trombone. I was supposed to be out with the Temps this weekend, but they got sick. And then I got sick. So here I am, in bed with the laptop.

158 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:39:38pm

re: #154 Pvt Bin Jammin
Boy I sure hope so - he sure could use some fun in the real world!
He honestly scared me last night, talking about taking a job as a contractor in Iraq!

159 Mich-again  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:39:42pm

re: #153 realwest

CUL8ter bro.

160 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:39:49pm

re: #152 rawmuse
Do you think I could get the kazoo gig?

161 rawmuse  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:40:31pm

re: #160 Pvt Bin Jammin

Take it up with the Union. They might make you take a proficiency test.

162 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:40:53pm

re: #159 Mich-again
Adios my friend!

163 Cartman  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:41:26pm

re: #160 Pvt Bin Jammin

Do you think I could get the kazoo gig?

And I'd like the washboard. Or maybe the jug.

164 USAF61  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:41:29pm

EVERYONE faints at these events.

Heck, a lady fainted at a ceremony today opening a new medical center in Mebane.

Clinton is an irretrievable narcissist.

So is his wife.

165 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:42:48pm
166 rawmuse  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:42:58pm

You guys are thinking of the Mummers. In Philadelphia.

167 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:43:19pm

re: #158 realwest
I wasn't online last night so I didn't know about that. I hope he doesn't really do it. He's turned out to be such a good friend to my hubby and I. We would miss him for sure not to mention being worried.

168 LoFlyer  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:43:56pm

Here's some of the best acting in the last 20 years, Al Pacino, Scent of a woman
HooRah!

169 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:44:32pm

re: #145 jcm

I just got this email. Must have been for BJ.

** 100% Working PenisEnlargement herbal pill is here **
- Discreet packaging so others wont know what's inside the parcel
- Shipping to ALL countries
- The best formula available on market currently

click below link to find out more about this NEW product

Indeed. He's no Dick Cheney, that's for sure.

170 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:44:32pm

re: #103 realwest


re: #148 song_and_dance_man

I never get those emails.

/Sheriff Bart syndrome!


I don't look at my verizon e mail anymore! Thats all there is there.......Sad world unh?

171 Daisy  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:44:53pm

re: #8 Drained Brain

He definitely still has the ability to make me feel like regurgitating.

LOL!

172 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:45:59pm

Fox had O'Reilly's interview with Hillary repeated today and I was compelled to watch it (Mom loves O'Reilly and she had the pigs-in-blankets!) and, as usual, he drove me up the wall, especially with his question about Sanctuary Cities.
He just doesn't really have a clue or if he does, he sure has lost whatever ability he may have had to communicate it.
But it all worked out for the best; I yelled at the TV so often Mom gave me most of the pigs-in-blankets and I came in and got some much needed catching up on my e-mails!

173 Alouette  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:47:26pm

re: #124 rawmuse

When the Palestinians have their own state, they can outsource their mourners-and-wailers to China.

174 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:48:20pm
175 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:48:34pm

re: #170 beachkatie Um, you rang?!

176 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:49:56pm

re: #172 realwestHey fellow Carolinian I have been praying for your health!I hope things are going great for you!

177 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:50:00pm

re: #156 Catttt

Perhaps a league of their own. Sad, but true.

I wonder how many of them realized they were dealing with a major league asshole.

178 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:51:12pm

re: #173 Alouette Well maybe, but the SEETHING they're keeping; they've developed it to almost an art form and without seething, mourners and wailing, all ya got left is suicide bombers and murderers.
Not gonna play well without the seething, I tells ya!

179 stymie  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:51:50pm

re: #21 Cartman

It was an El Camino.

180 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:51:55pm
181 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:52:07pm

re: #176 beachkatie Uh, well they could be going better, actually.

182 Cartman  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:52:33pm

re: #177 Sharmuta

I wonder how many of them realized they were dealing with a major league asshole.

I wonder how he's managed to keep most of those women quiet throughout the years. I have a pretty good idea, but...

183 rawmuse  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:53:15pm

re: #182 Cartman

It's called Arkancide.

184 Cartman  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:53:38pm

re: #179 stymie

Well, that's sort of a pickup, but I stand corrected. ;)

185 Sharmuta  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:53:45pm

re: #182 Cartman

They had (have?) a team to deal with the "bimbo eruptions".

186 solomonpanting  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:53:57pm

Victoria

Just for the heck of it.

187 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:54:18pm

re: #180 song_and_dance_man Uh, I thought there was some question as to whether Wet or Slick Willie EVER made Hillary swoon?!
Or did I misinterpret your comment?!

188 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:54:18pm
189 Alouette  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:55:24pm

re: #178 realwest

Well maybe, but the SEETHING they're keeping; they've developed it to almost an art form and without seething, mourners and wailing, all ya got left is suicide bombers and murderers.
Not gonna play well without the seething, I tells ya!

Yalalot (profession mourners) is the third oldest profession.

190 mjazzguitar  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:55:46pm

re: #170 beachkatie

I just got Verizon. If you take too long to compose a letter does it time you out? Cox used to do that but at least they warned you first.

191 mjazzguitar  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:56:22pm

re: #189 Alouette

What's the 2nd?

192 Cartman  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:56:39pm

re: #183 rawmuse

It's called Arkancide.

Are they all buried under Razorback Stadium?

;)

193 MandyManners  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:56:42pm

re: #180 song_and_dance_man

The true measure is whether Wet can still make Cackle swoon or faint.

[Link: blog.reidreport.com...]

194 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:57:22pm

re: #177 Sharmuta

I wonder how many of them realized they were dealing with a major league asshole.

I'd guess - all of them.

195 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:57:24pm

re: #189 Alouette OK (I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this) what's the second oldest profession?

196 mjazzguitar  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:58:00pm

re: #195 realwest

I asked that too.

197 Catttt  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:58:35pm

re: #190 mjazzguitar

I just got Verizon. If you take too long to compose a letter does it time you out? Cox used to do that but at least they warned you first.

That happens to me with the work phone system. If I take too long to punch the numbers, it disconnects me. I'm a slow dialer.

198 mjazzguitar  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:58:51pm

Tax collecter, gravedigger, farmer...

199 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:59:23pm

re: #190 mjazzguitar

I just got Verizon. If you take too long to compose a letter does it time you out? Cox used to do that but at least they warned you first.

You know, for all the complaining I do about TimeWarner/Earthlink, I have to say that their e-mail and internet service is really quite good.
Although I DID just learn today that Earthlink is owned by Time-Warner. Hmmmm.

200 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 8:59:58pm
201 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:00:43pm

re: #196 mjazzguitar
And neither one of us got an answer! LOL!

202 Alouette  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:01:00pm

re: #191 mjazzguitar

What's the 2nd?

lawyer

203 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:01:14pm
204 mjazzguitar  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:01:38pm

Hunter-gatherer?

205 Racer X  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:01:43pm

These guys are freaking insane:

Yamakasi founders clip

Buy stock in Glucosamine.

206 nyc redneck  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:01:56pm

it's just ridiculous for bill clinton to claim "he still has it". he is a pathetic needy baby boomer. he should just grow older gracefully and quit worrying abt. "having it". i don't think he ever had it, btw.

207 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:02:16pm
208 Alouette  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:02:41pm

Goodnight, lizards, see you on the early morning thread. My sleep meds are kicking in...

209 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:03:01pm

re: #200 song_and_dance_man Well I don't know who should ask that question, but if someone is gonna ask Hillary that, I want to be MILES away at the time!
If someone asks Bill, I'm sure he'd say "well it depends on what you mean by "dig"!

210 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:03:32pm

re: #181 realwest

Uh, well they could be going better, actually.

I know real West! Talk to you know who! He really helps with those situations of life! I wrote Lot of stuff to you , but i have erase every thing i have wrote tonight..... I really mean that!

211 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:04:51pm

re: #200 song_and_dance_man

I think you got it right. Could Bill still do for Hillary what he did for her when they first met and got married. I was married for 8 years and up to the last year what we did intimately got better over the years. Maybe this is not the case for all, but I think it should be.

So, as a true measure of their marriage, since it has lasted this long, does Bill still cause Hillary dig it with him?

I think Marty Parrish should ask that question.

Michael Medved was in college with both Bill and Hill, and knew both of them. He says it was very real love at that time.

212 nyc redneck  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:06:34pm

hey, it's monday. now i feel better.

213 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:06:37pm

re: #202 Alouette HEY!
I resemble that remark!
Course, now I'm retired, but still.........!

214 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:07:06pm

re: #209 realwest

Well I don't know who should ask that question, but if someone is gonna ask Hillary that, I want to be MILES away at the time!
If someone asks Bill, I'm sure he'd say "well it depends on what you mean by "dig"!

Love ya West !Please don't give up!
You have a family that really need ya!

215 Shug  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:07:59pm

President Clinton : Erected not selected

216 Shug  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:09:26pm

re: #102 zmdavid

Bill Clinton made people faint? He most have said something that was true.

Even with the typo, still the funniest thing I've seen all day

217 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:10:31pm

re: #205 Racer X HOLY CRAP!
And to think I thought all that stuff in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" was special effects!
Thanks for that one my friend!

218 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:11:22pm
219 Intrepid  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:11:42pm

Oh Lord - is he still allowed to speak? Every time he has opened his mouth these past couple of months he's set his wife's campaign back a bit.

Hillary needs to start cracking the whip in her own campaign!

220 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:11:49pm

re: #207 song_and_dance_man ROTFLMAO! We better check with Mr. Spitzer about that for a definitive ruling, doncha think?

221 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:12:31pm

re: #208 Alouette Good night and sleep well - hope to see you on the DT tomorrow!

222 Shug  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:13:33pm

Kerry = swiftboated

Hillary = motorboated

223 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:13:59pm
224 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:14:00pm

re: #210 beachkatie Oh Lordy - talk to whom?!
Perhaps you should e-mail me with just the name of who it is you spoke to?!

225 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:17:01pm

re: #219 Intrepid I think Willie would like that!
Oh, wait, you said on her campaign.
nevermind.

226 jcm  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:17:13pm

re: #218 song_and_dance_man

There's no doubt they are bright and ambitious and that must've been a mutual attaction. Not to mention Hillary's big spectacles.

Not to mention the stylish clothes.

227 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:17:16pm

re: #224 realwest

Oh Lordy - talk to whom?!
Perhaps you should e-mail me with just the name of who it is you spoke to?!


I will realwest! it is very personal to me!

228 Intrepid  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:19:07pm

re: #225 realwest

I think Willie would like that!
Oh, wait, you said on her campaign.
nevermind.

Hehehe - wouldn't put it past him (or her) to get into the whole spanky/wanky thing.

Just can't picture her in leather, though. Really don't want to, either.

Yikes.

229 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:19:16pm

re: #223 song_and_dance_man I didn't think Craig paid for it did he?

230 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:20:02pm

re: #227 beachkatie

I will realwest! it is very personal to me!


Sweet dreams toya real west! My night time! 12:18 am.. Goodnight lizard friends!

231 Shug  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:20:07pm

re: #229 realwest

I didn't think Craig paid for it did he?

He paid after

232 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:20:38pm

re: #226 jcm HEY! Ya know she wasn't the only one who wore, ah, er.....torn jeans! Yeah, that's the ticket, torn jeans!

233 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:21:31pm

re: #230 beachkatie
Nite, Katie. Sweet dreams.

234 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:21:53pm

re: #227 beachkatie Well if it's very personal to you I surely would like to know but I tells ya I'm going to sleep soon, whether I want to or not! LOL!

235 Yankee Division Son  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:22:14pm

Hmph... the Clintons. Why won't they just go away? Can't I just eat my waffle?

236 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:23:17pm

re: #231 Shug He did? Oh, wait I may have my Senators confused - who was the US Senator caught soliciting gay sex in a Men's room - wasn't that Larry Craig?

237 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:24:06pm

re: #230 beachkatie
Thanks {beachkatie} sweet dreams to you and thank you.

238 Shug  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:24:52pm
239 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:25:23pm

re: #228 Intrepid Brrrrrr, nope me neither, not that I think ole Bill would look so hot either; he's really added a bunch of weight - flab - since leaving office hasn't he?

240 Shug  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:25:53pm

re: #236 realwest

He did? Oh, wait I may have my Senators confused - who was the US Senator caught soliciting gay sex in a Men's room - wasn't that Larry Craig?


Larry Craig.

and he paid

but not to the undercover cop in the bathroom.

he paid with his career

and he got what he deserved. He was a naughty boy

241 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:26:00pm
242 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:26:21pm
243 beachkatie  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:26:31pm

re: #233 Pvt Bin Jammin

Nite, Katie. Sweet dreams.


weetdreams to ya Pvt Bin Jammin!Great day for you tomorrow!

244 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:28:15pm
245 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:29:28pm

re: #240 Shug Ah, ok.
But I gotta tell ya this: the whole idea of him soliciting sex in a public bathroom is what made me so damn mad, not that it was gay sex. And it reflected a lack of judgement by Craig that should have him out of his Senate seat and never allowed to hold public office again.

246 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:30:56pm
247 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:31:59pm

re: #225 realwest

I think Willie would like that!
Oh, wait, you said on her campaign.
nevermind.

LOL!

Hi, { { {RW} } }

248 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:33:14pm
249 Shug  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:33:39pm

re: #245 realwest

Craig showed a combination of arrogance, a sense of entitlement and being above the law, perversity and stupidity all rolled into one.

scumbag

250 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:33:49pm
251 wannabuyaduck  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:34:12pm

re: #218 song_and_dance_man

Not to mention Hillary's big spectacles.


Hey, I like big glasses -- all the better to see with! Now the fashion is for those tiny slit-shaped ones. I have to compromise with medium-size ones which now pass for big. My kids joke with me about my liking for those "headlamps." (Not a slave to fashion, me).

252 Shug  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:34:44pm

re: #250 song_and_dance_man

He thought he could holds two public seats - one in the Senate and one on the commode.

He was just polling the electorate

253 BlueCanuck  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:35:47pm

Speaking of Hillary. One blog I check from time to time has zombies hillary picture page linked on it. Hold on one second while I find the blog.

/bookmarked at home, not here at work.

254 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:36:13pm

re: #246 buzzsawmonkey LOL! Not if you ever went to Studio 54 or other clubs of it's ilk in NYC in the late 70's early 80's, it sure wasn't private!
I saw couples doing things (after snorting what I assumed to be cocaine) that I didn't realize could be done!

255 MandyManners  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:36:21pm

re: #246 buzzsawmonkey

The problem with soliciting sex in a private bathroom is that there is usually a lack of available partners.

Just sayin'.

Location. Location. Location.

256 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:37:09pm

re: #247 LeePro Hey {Lee} how are you (and thanks for laughing at my joke!)?

257 BlueCanuck  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:37:09pm

Here it is. The Conspiracy to Keep You Poor and Stupid.
Just scroll down to the April 30 entry.

/not a conspiracy site.

258 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:37:48pm

re: #249 Shug Well said, sir, well said.

259 BlueCanuck  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:37:54pm

Good morning { { {LeePro} } }, how are you this fine day.

260 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:39:32pm
261 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:40:02pm

re: #251 wannabuyaduck Hey, I can't see out of them tiny slit ones either and if folks don't like the way my glasses look, I'll be happy to take 'em off and smack 'em upside the head! If I can see 'em I mean!

262 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:40:31pm

re: #256 realwest

Hey {Lee} how are you (and thanks for laughing at my joke!)?

Yer welcome...




~ check in the mail?

263 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:40:57pm
264 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:42:27pm
265 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:43:05pm

re: #259 BlueCanuck

Good morning { { {LeePro} } }, how are you this fine day.

Hey { { {Blue} } }!

Holding up ok. Pablum for dinner at least 3 more days. How're you and gf and puppy?

266 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:43:29pm

re: #260 buzzsawmonkey I do not remember that!
Your Honor, I do not recall that at all.

Course, it's hard to remember anything about Studio 54, and that's just from breathing! LOL!

267 Mr. E. Train  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:44:01pm

Ok, could I get a little music help from the Lizard army?

There is a song with Keb Mo, but he isnt headlineing it. Its not on one of his albums, he's singing on someone elses (a womans) disc. Its called "One step away from you" or "A short way away from you"... "Two steps away from you"?

Grrrr! Ive heard it once on my XM and didnt think to write it down and now its driving me crazy! Ive looked all over the Amazon download section, Itunes... but since I dont know the womans name Im not having any luck in finding it.

268 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:44:58pm

re: #262 LeePro but of course the check is in the mail............just don't put it in the bank for a while, ok?!

269 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:47:48pm

re: #267 Mr. E. Train Uh, have y'all tried this: [Link: www.imeem.com...]
that should help you search my song name (just keep trying til you hit it, or a singer or dancer's name)!
Give it a try, whaddya got to lose?

270 wannabuyaduck  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:48:10pm

re: #226 jcm

Not to mention the stylish clothes.


Now the striped pants I *don't* plead guilty to. (Although I won't talk about some of the other items I thought so stylish in the 60s & 70s).

Now we have a young cat who likes to jump up on shelves and investigate the effect of the law of gravity on various items placed up high, so we decided to put up a barrier in an entryway so he could be denied certain rooms when unsupervised. We happened to have a folding wooden door that had moved with us from a previous house years ago and had resided in the garage for something like 30 years. It is a two-panel door with solid bottom sections and open upper sections with long spindles. It happened to fit the entryway perfectly. So I cleaned up up, put on some new stain, and hung it up. The first thing the teenage daughter says is, "wow, that looks so seventies." And I had to admit, it surely does. At least the cat doesn't seem to mind its appearance, although he is currently working on the door latch principle.

271 Mr. E. Train  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:49:32pm

re: #269 realwest


Thanks, will do. I dont download a lot of music so Im kinda klunky with this here new fangled technology and what not!

272 nyc redneck  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:50:03pm

good night all.
on a real positive note, the ultra-moonbat friend i had dinner w/ tonight, said she could never vote for osama or hillary. i said that's for the best, just stay home. (she won't be canceling anyone out.)
i wanted to quit while i was ahead. (why bring up mccain?)

273 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:50:27pm

re: #265 LeePro Aw {Lee} "Pablum for dinner at least 3 more days" and here I - obviously mistakenly - thought you'd had that surgery! Can ya put some horseradish or something on that Pablum to at least make it taste like, like.............well, not Pablum!?!

274 BlueCanuck  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:50:37pm

re: #265 LeePro

Things are going great. I love this modern world too. Just spent the past two hours "talking" to her on IM. Not the same as in person. But it's better than once a week it would be.

275 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:51:32pm

re: #271 Mr. E. Train

Thanks, will do. I dont download a lot of music so Im kinda klunky with this here new fangled technology and what not!

Somebody needs to set up a website where you can hum a few bars and get results...

Not too far-fetched?

276 MandyManners  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:51:58pm

re: #272 nyc redneck

good night all.
on a real positive note, the ultra-moonbat friend i had dinner w/ tonight, said she could never vote for osama or hillary. i said that's for the best, just stay home. (she won't be canceling anyone out.)
i wanted to quit while i was ahead. (why bring up mccain?)


My moonbat sister started off refusing to vote for either BHO or HRC. A while later, she told me she'll be voting for McCain.

277 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:51:59pm

re: #269 realwestPIMF "the" not "my".
I really AM SLEEPY!

278 solomonpanting  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:54:30pm

He's Still Got It

Depends on what the meaning of "it" is.

279 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:55:00pm

re: #273 realwest

Aw {Lee} "Pablum for dinner at least 3 more days" and here I - obviously mistakenly - thought you'd had that surgery! Can ya put some horseradish or something on that Pablum to at least make it taste like, like.............well, not Pablum!?!

Not yet. And it's not exactly surgery. They're yanking out several molars Wednesday. Of course, more work after that. Bleeeeeehhhhhhhhh!

skeered

280 jaunte  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:55:14pm

re: #267 Mr. E. Train


Could it be this one: "I can't get over you..."

281 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:55:49pm

re: #271 Mr. E. Train
Hey, me too (I don't even own an MP3 player -shisssh - that's just between you and me, ok?) but if you go down to the bottom of the page there's a drop down menu where you can pick music, or video or whatever and next to it is a long blank where you can type the name of the song or the name of the artist (just remember name of song, drop down menu is music; name of artist is People or group on the drop down menu and hit search!

282 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:57:30pm

re: #280 jaunte I tells ya juante, my friend, after all I hadda do to type my #281, you'd best be wrong!
;')

283 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:59:05pm

re: #272 nyc redneck
Or tell her that osama isn't running?! LOL!
Sorry for the cheap shot at what was clearly a typo my friend - have a great evening!

284 MandyManners  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:59:45pm

re: #279 LeePro

Wisdom teeth? Just make sure you get some good drugs.

285 jaunte  Sun, May 4, 2008 9:59:55pm

re: #282 realwest

Well there's no 'steps' mentioned in that lyric, so I'm safe!

286 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:01:54pm

re: #279 LeePro Aw {Lee} don't be skeered - the'll knock you out before they extract those molars won't they?! And don't be skeered about what comes later: whatever comes next comes next. You'll be fine, I can feel it in my heart!

287 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:02:58pm

re: #284 MandyManners

Wisdom teeth? Just make sure you get some good drugs.

Ha ha (how true!)
No, regular molars. Bone loss, teeth have to go!

Will not leave dental office without refillable Rx! Or maybe will take up boozing again after nearly 20 years?

288 profitsbeard  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:03:04pm

Maybe Billy Jeff just needs a new mouthwash?

Industrial Strength Razorback Rinse?

289 jaunte  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:03:05pm

'Keb Mo
Angelina:

290 MandyManners  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:05:29pm

re: #287 LeePro

Ouch! I had a problem like that years ago and had a bone graft done. It involved the pelvic bones from a pre-teen boy.

Good luck!

Beddy-bye time for me.

291 Intrepid  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:05:49pm

re: #287 LeePro

Ha ha (how true!)
No, regular molars. Bone loss, teeth have to go!

Will not leave dental office without refillable Rx! Or maybe will take up boozing again after nearly 20 years?

Yikes! You have bone loss, Lee? What will they do to help the bone to grow back? CAN THEY do anything to make the bone grow back?

292 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:06:21pm

re: #287 LeePro
NO - You WILL NOT TAKE UP BOOZING AGAIN, PERIOD!
Go with the drugs that are prescribed and leave it at that (but get oral surgeons full name, pager # and e-mail addy or don't do it; othewise they'll be no way for you to "share" your pain with him/her!

293 Neo Con since 9-11  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:06:22pm
He's still got it.

Don't worry Bill a few weeks of penicillin clear will "it" up as long as it's taken early. As for those fainted, "it" has reached probably reached "it's" tertiary stage and the damage to their nervous system is permanent.

Also, thanks Charles for fixing my nic and all the other stuff you do.

294 jaunte  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:06:39pm

Goodnight all. Good week to come.

295 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:08:52pm

re: #286 realwest

Aw {Lee} don't be skeered - the'll knock you out before they extract those molars won't they?! And don't be skeered about what comes later: whatever comes next comes next. You'll be fine, I can feel it in my heart!

Yeah, they're gonna stick me full of stuff (not "knock out" though), and they offered laughing gas... haven't decided on that yet. Had it once. Not impressed.

"Whatever comes next comes next." I like that! I'm sure I'll be ok... it's just the thought of not having any upper "meat grinders" kinda gets me down.

296 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:09:43pm

re: #271 Mr. E. Train Hey Mr. E. Train - check out Juante's #289 and then check the videos listed alongside it (if Imeem doesn't work for ya!).

297 Mr. E. Train  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:11:20pm

Thanks for the help all, but Im starting to think that I just imagined it

If the sun goes out
and the night grows cold
Ill be
one step away from you

At least thats what I remember the lyrics being. Hell, maybe I was doing drugs at the time!

298 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:12:03pm

re: #291 Intrepid

Yikes! You have bone loss, Lee? What will they do to help the bone to grow back? CAN THEY do anything to make the bone grow back?

Had the gum surgery years ago (bone marrow implant) — didn't "take." Don't know if they can try it again or not.

299 Intrepid  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:12:16pm

re: #292 realwest

NO - You WILL NOT TAKE UP BOOZING AGAIN, PERIOD!
Go with the drugs that are prescribed and leave it at that (but get oral surgeons full name, pager # and e-mail addy or don't do it; othewise they'll be no way for you to "share" your pain with him/her!

Yep, I agree with realwest here, Lee. No boozing. You know the end of that trail, and it's far worse than any tooth loss/bone loss.

My BIL is constantly having to pick up the pieces of his own brother who is totally lost to booze and guilt-trips their mother into helping him. The brother is just so lost in it that he will not see what he is doing to his own mother. Pisses my BIL off royally.

My BIL is the only "keeper" of the bunch, sadly. He's worked through his own addiction issues and has made a good marriage for him and my sister, going on 30 plus years now. When I think of the family he came from, I'm grateful for all the hard work he's done. He's a good man.

And he hasn't touched a drop in years.

300 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:14:49pm

re: #295 LeePro Well hell {Lee} you'd hardly be human if it didn't get you down! And what did you mean they ain't gonna knock you out for this?
I too have had three damn molars extracted (seperately, fortunately) and I wouldn't have had it done if they didn't put me under and when I woke up I was sore, but the teeth were gone! Don't get suckered into anything where they say "this won't hurt much" or "this will only hurt a little bit". Screw them. Have 'em put you out and if they are not DDS AND MD, then go someplace else where an MD and a DDS can do it - that's how I got knocked out (and got some GOOOOOOOD pain relievers to take home with me, too!).

301 Bosch Fawstin  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:15:15pm

The 'ol stiff.

302 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:16:58pm

re: #297 Mr. E. Train
Shoot - if y'all don't even remember if you were doing drugs, you WERE! And you have like NO CHANCE of remembering a song you "heard" in that condition!
Uh, so I've been told!

303 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:18:27pm

re: #292 realwest

NO - You WILL NOT TAKE UP BOOZING AGAIN, PERIOD!
Go with the drugs that are prescribed and leave it at that (but get oral surgeons full name, pager # and e-mail addy or don't do it; othewise they'll be no way for you to "share" your pain with him/her!

"...no way to 'share' your pain..."
That's funny! ! ! Believe me he WILL hear from me if it gets too bad! Actually I have a pretty high pain threshold, so not that worried about that part. Worse is the thought of having a big chunk of my mouth removed.

Not going the booze route, either. Just mouthin' off!
You a friend of Bill, or have I asked that already?

304 Mr. E. Train  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:19:22pm

Ive had a perfect example in my father and brother... of what not to be.
No drugs. Id rather put out my eyes than be like them.

305 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:21:33pm

re: #303 LeePro Bill who?
No, I'm an alcoholic who hasn't touched a drop in like 5 or 6 years and never will again cause I can't stop at just one. Just cold turkey quit after a LONG period of fairly hard boozing. It wasn't pretty, quitting.
Worry about a "chunk of your mouth gone" afterwards, just gird your loins (gird your loins?! WTF?) and get it done.
You'll deal with the "loss" later and you WILL be fine.

306 Intrepid  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:23:56pm

re: #302 realwest

Shoot - if y'all don't even remember if you were doing drugs, you WERE! And you have like NO CHANCE of remembering a song you "heard" in that condition!
Uh, so I've been told!

I had impacted wisdom teeth removed when I was 16 - they put me to sleep with Demerol, and the last thing I remember about it was the pictures on the wall dancing. When I was brought around, I was still a bit "loopy", and walked through the reception office benches on my knees, all the while saying "Whew, this is not so bad after all!".

My brother was embarrassed and implored "please make her stop, Mom!". Mom couldn't, and I was happy as a clam until I got home. A few days later we had to come back for treatment cause I had dry socket. Now that is nasty, I've got to say.

307 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:27:59pm

re: #297 Mr. E. Train
Hey, y'all outta search music for "the night grows cold" or "I'll be One Step Away". Or "One Step" Sorta sounds like U-2's "I'll be watching you" (or is that "Every Breathe You Take"?!)
or just try the artist 'Keb Mo under the drop down of People or Group or just give it the hell up for tonight -sometimes it comes to you the next day!

308 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:28:15pm

re: #299 Intrepid

Yep, I agree with realwest here, Lee. No boozing. You know the end of that trail, and it's far worse than any tooth loss/bone loss.

My BIL is constantly having to pick up the pieces of his own brother who is totally lost to booze and guilt-trips their mother into helping him. The brother is just so lost in it that he will not see what he is doing to his own mother. Pisses my BIL off royally.

My BIL is the only "keeper" of the bunch, sadly. He's worked through his own addiction issues and has made a good marriage for him and my sister, going on 30 plus years now. When I think of the family he came from, I'm grateful for all the hard work he's done. He's a good man.

And he hasn't touched a drop in years.

Sad. My baby brother same way.
Does your BIL realize that the more he "picks up the pieces" the more he's actually helping his brother stay in that condition? Cleaning up after a drunk does nothing. The drunk doesn't care, and he knows someone else will pick up after him! ! !

Sorry, didn't mean to preach. Will pray.

309 Killian Bundy  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:28:38pm

PETA wants Eight Belles jockey suspended after filly's death

PETA faxed a letter Sunday to Kentucky's racing authority claiming the filly was "doubtlessly injured before the finish" and asked that Saez be suspended while Eight Belles' death is investigated.

"What we really want to know, did he feel anything along the way?" PETA spokeswoman Kathy Guillermo said. "If he didn't then we can probably blame the fact that they're allowed to whip the horses mercilessly."

/these people are dangerously insane

310 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:29:42pm

re: #306 Intrepid Y'all didn't really have to mention that last bit to someone who's admittedly "skeered" already.
Just saying...................

311 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:31:59pm

OK, good way to end the evening:

Man asks court to change his name to 'In God We Trust'

ZION, Ill. - Steve Kreuscher wants a judge to allow him to legally change his name. He wants to be known as "In God We Trust."

Kreuscher (CROY'-shir) says the new name would symbolize the help God gave him through tough times.

The 57-year-old man also told the (Arlington Heights) Daily Herald he's worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency.

He recalls that the phrase "God Reigns" was removed from the Zion city seal in 1992 after courts deemed it unconstitutional. Zion was founded as a theocracy - by a sect that believed the Earth was flat.

The school bus driver and amateur artist in the northern Chicago suburb says he has filed a petition to change his name in Lake County Circuit Court.
[Link: enews.earthlink.net...]

312 bosforus  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:32:47pm

how's the night life going around here?

313 realwest  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:33:34pm

Well all y'all I gotta go get some sleep NOW!

I hope you all have a GREAT NIGHT/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

Goodnight all.

314 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:34:59pm

re: #305 realwest

Bill who?
No, I'm an alcoholic who hasn't touched a drop in like 5 or 6 years and never will again cause I can't stop at just one. Just cold turkey quit after a LONG period of fairly hard boozing. It wasn't pretty, quitting.
Worry about a "chunk of your mouth gone" afterwards, just gird your loins (gird your loins?! WTF?) and get it done.
You'll deal with the "loss" later and you WILL be fine.

Bill Wilson, founder of AA. Our way of asking another if a member. Like you, many kick it without support — just harder that way. Good on you!

315 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:35:07pm

re: #313 realwest
Good Night, Realwest, you take care.

316 bosforus  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:41:00pm

lizards are good people. g'night, all.

317 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:42:11pm

re: #310 realwest

Y'all didn't really have to mention that last bit to someone who's admittedly "skeered" already.
Just saying...................

Hey, thanks, RW, but I'm well aware of all the possibilities. I've had this done before — just fewer all at once. Thing is, you can lose a coupla' teeth and still be ok, but this is the rest of them! There's the grind (pun intended).

re: #306 Intrepid

's okay. No harm.

318 eclectic infidel  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:42:38pm

I don't hate to say it. I miss you Bill.

319 Intrepid  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:43:30pm

re: #308 LeePro

Sad. My baby brother same way.
Does your BIL realize that the more he "picks up the pieces" the more he's actually helping his brother stay in that condition? Cleaning up after a drunk does nothing. The drunk doesn't care, and he knows someone else will pick up after him! ! !

Sorry, didn't mean to preach. Will pray.

Nah, Lee - good point. But his mother thinks "maybe he'll get the message THIS TIME". Even though BIL's brother has lost his own marriage/family/job, and the mother keeps telling him, "you can stay in the basement, but only if you don't drink". Yet, he drinks somewhere else and comes home, and she will not turn him out. And then she calls on my BIL (the stable one in the family) to try and deal with the situation.

Since my BIL grew up in a house where the MAN was a drunk, and he grew up being taught that the MAN was THE MAN!, it's hard for him to turn off to his own mother.

You know how southern boys can be....

320 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:44:04pm

re: #313 realwest

'Night, {RW.} Thanks for all the advice and support!

321 Intrepid  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:46:05pm

re: #310 realwest

Y'all didn't really have to mention that last bit to someone who's admittedly "skeered" already.
Just saying...................

Too true, realwest. I slap myself!

322 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:49:09pm

re: #320 LeePro
{LeePro} I'll be thinking of you. I have had similar problems.

323 capitalist piglet  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:53:45pm

Please, Mr. Clinton. I beg you...go away.

324 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:55:36pm

re: #322 Pvt Bin Jammin

Thanks {PBJ}!

325 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 10:59:04pm

re: #324 LeePro
You're quite welcome.

OMG I have been watching this kind of creepy show, Dexter. Have you ever seen it?

326 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:17:22pm

Anybody home?

327 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:17:40pm

re: #325 Pvt Bin Jammin

You're quite welcome.

OMG I have been watching this kind of creepy show, Dexter. Have you ever seen it?

Never heard of it. What is it? What channel?

328 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:22:27pm

re: #327 LeePro
Well I guess it is on Showtime but we don't get that channel so I am watching the two year old episodes on CBS. He is a forensics specialist. He was adopted by a cop when he was young, the cop could tell he was going to be a serial killer so the dad channeled him in the direction of killing other serial killers instead of good guys.

329 pat  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:28:23pm

From Michelle Malkin. I have no idea if this is true. Did not source it:
From the L. A. Times :
1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10 2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal , whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.

330 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:30:37pm

re: #328 Pvt Bin Jammin

Well I guess it is on Showtime but we don't get that channel so I am watching the two year old episodes on CBS. He is a forensics specialist. He was adopted by a cop when he was young, the cop could tell he was going to be a serial killer so the dad channeled him in the direction of killing other serial killers instead of good guys.

Ooooo. That sounds like my kinda late night, but I'm afraid the late hour has robbed me of any desire to reboot the TV.

331 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:32:00pm

re: #329 pat
Welcome to my hood. LOL Luckily I am not right in town.

I can sincerely believe the crime statistics. Our daughter works for the county as an advocate for victims of crime. Right now she is with elder abuse but when she was working the hard core gang unit she used to bring home piles of cases were the perps were all from other countries, mostly Mexico, Central and South America. It is terrible.

332 Ringo the Gringo  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:32:43pm

re: #329 pat


Numbers 4 - 10 sound about right, perhaps a bit exaggerated.

Numbers 1,2 & 3 seem a bit far-fetched to me.

333 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:34:20pm

re: #330 LeePro
Im not going to be up much longer either, getting kind of tired.

Yes, there is something interesting about that show but it is still creepy. He drains all their blood and cuts them up, etc. That is the part that gets me. Tonight he killed his brother, whom he had not known that he had.

334 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:35:03pm

re: #329 pat

From Michelle Malkin. I have no idea if this is true. Did not source it:
From the L. A. Times :
1. 40% of all workers in L. A. County ( L. A. County has 10 2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This is because they are predominantly illegal immigrants working without a green card.
2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens.
3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens.
4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal , whose births were paid for by taxpayers.
5. Nearly 35% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally.
6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages.
7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border.
8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal.
9. 21 radio stations in L. A. are Spanish speaking.
10. In L. A. County 5.1 million people speak English, 3.9 million speak Spanish.

SHIT!
Got a link for that? Not in my RSS reader list for MM's site, but I'd sure like to bookmark that one!

335 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:39:22pm

re: #333 Pvt Bin Jammin

Im not going to be up much longer either, getting kind of tired.

Yes, there is something interesting about that show but it is still creepy. He drains all their blood and cuts them up, etc. That is the part that gets me. Tonight he killed his brother, whom he had not known that he had.

Eeeeeewwwwwwww!

I think I'll stick with [reruns of] torturing and killing terrorists with Jack Bauer, and hunting ghosts with Jay and Grant. Dog Whisperer now and then, just to level the playing field.

haha

336 pat  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:39:48pm

re: #332 Ringo the Gringo

Not so sure on the math myself. I know the crime stats, but not so much the rest. My family has a large , and wonderful, American-Mex component, as they would say. But they do not like what is going on either. Most live in LA.

337 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:41:07pm

re: #334 LeePro
I'd like to bookmark it too. I did put it in my favorites, at least.

338 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:41:12pm

re: #332 Ringo the Gringo

Numbers 4 - 10 sound about right, perhaps a bit exaggerated.

Numbers 1,2 & 3 seem a bit far-fetched to me.

Come back to earth, Ringo! We miss you.

We'll only clap on 1 and 3 anyway.

339 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:43:34pm

I haven't been around late enough to catch littleoldlady lately. Anybody know the status of her poison ivy?

340 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:43:42pm

re: #332 Ringo the Gringo
Your May Day report was just great. Thanks again.

341 pat  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:44:16pm

Here. Comment 148. I do claim this is well sourced, or I have attempted an analysis.
[Link: michellemalkin.com...]

342 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:44:53pm

re: #329 pat

Pat, got that link yet?

343 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:45:03pm

oops!

344 BlueCanuck  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:45:05pm

re: #339 LeePro

She hasn't complained about it lately.

345 solomonpanting  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:45:28pm

re: #334 LeePro

Here's one link.

From 2004.

346 solomonpanting  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:48:41pm

Here's a crtiique of the referenced figures.

347 redc1c4  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:50:02pm

re: #339 LeePro

I haven't been around late enough to catch littleoldlady lately. Anybody know the status of her poison ivy?

she's been putting it in the fruit cup.....

348 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:55:49pm

re: #346 solomonpanting
Thanks for that.

349 pat  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:56:09pm

re: #346 solomonpanting

Please. Anybody but snopes. This guy is a total in the bag apologist, left wing, propagandist. I once saw him turn an actual quote proving he was wrong into a affirmation of his preconceived template. I will do my own analysis.

350 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:56:16pm

re: #341 pat

Here. Comment 148. I do claim this is well sourced, or I have attempted an analysis.
[Link: michellemalkin.com...]

Thanks, Pat!
Here's the rest of that comment:

Less than 2% of illegal aliens are picking our crops, but 29% are on welfare.
Over 70% of the United States ‘ annual population growth (and over 90% of California , Florida , and New York ) results from immigration.
29% of inmates in federal prisons are illegal aliens.

And here's an easier link* directly to the actual comment

*No slight on you, pat. I just figured out how to do that.

351 Pvt Bin Jammin  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:56:38pm

re: #347 redc1c4
That's really good to hear.

352 pat  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:57:31pm

re: #348 Pvt Bin Jammin

LOL. I am not saying anything there is right. But nothing in that article says it is wrong except snopes.

353 BlueCanuck  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:58:23pm

Ok, what have I been missing. :)

354 pat  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:59:09pm

I know the Federal crime stats. It is actually worse. 29% of VIOLENT FELONS are illegals.

355 LeePro  Sun, May 4, 2008 11:59:15pm

re: #345 solomonpanting

Good one (even if old). Heather Mac Donald is very good!

356 docremulac  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:00:24am

re: #7 Tigger2005

Brilliant!

Here's your link again for those who missed it.

Tigger's bumper sticker o' goodness

357 docremulac  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:01:36am

Oops,

How about this:

Tigger's great bumper sticker

358 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:02:17am

re: #352 pat
My SIL sends me the snopes stuff but I rarely read it. Didn't realize what the guy was all about. I do know that those reports that I saw my daughter reading said the country of each person's citizenship right on them.

You know, this is pure speculation, but maybe some of those countries are paying their criminals to come to the US. LOL

359 pat  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:04:47am

re: #358 Pvt Bin Jammin

Like Castro. Maybe the criminals just feel safer here, that is scary. Blame Chertoff.

360 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:06:06am

re: #359 pat
Did't Russia send us criminals instead of the jews?

361 pat  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:08:25am

re: #360 Pvt Bin Jammin

You know, Russia is collapsing. It may not exist in 50 years. Criminals, thugocracy, declining birthrate. Muslims taking over province by province. It is creepy.

362 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:08:47am

re: #347 redc1c4

she's been putting it in the fruit cup.....

It's a Sin to Tell a Lie

363 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:09:08am

I'd like to commend the Sheriff of Metro Nashville/Davidson County, Daron Hall, who has committed to deport all offenders who come into his jail who are illegal immigrants!

Good for Sheriff Hall!

364 pat  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:09:18am

Putin doesn't get it. To him, it is all about him.

365 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:09:36am

re: #357 docremulac
That was a good one.

366 pat  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:10:15am

Anyway, off to chix enchiladas. Very physical day, today. nite.

367 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:11:05am

Wow, just had a freaky conversation with the girlfriend.

368 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:11:06am

re: #366 pat
Nite, Pat. Have a great day tomorrow.

369 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:12:07am

Night pat, enjoy the enchiladas.

370 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:12:29am

re: #362 LeePro

It's a Sin to Tell a Lie

how can it be a sin if i believe in my heart that it's true?

/you're just being ageist.

371 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:12:49am

re: #363 Intrepid

I'd like to commend the Sheriff of Metro Nashville/Davidson County, Daron Hall, who has committed to deport all offenders who come into his jail who are illegal immigrants!

Good for Sheriff Hall!

Yayyyyyyyyyy! ! !

372 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:12:49am

re: #367 BlueCanuck
Is everything okay?

373 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:13:03am

re: #367 BlueCanuck

Wow, just had a freaky conversation with the girlfriend.

is there any other kind?

374 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:13:26am

re: #367 BlueCanuck

Wow, just had a freaky conversation with the girlfriend.

Freaky?

375 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:13:51am

re: #372 Pvt Bin Jammin

Is everything okay?

everything except that her rabbit died.

(who knew she had a rabbit? %-)

376 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:13:58am

re: #372 Pvt Bin Jammin

Yeah, freaky in a good way. It was a 6° type of conversation.
Turns out we are off by about 2 of them.

377 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:14:48am

re: #375 redc1c4

*snicker* I ain't that young. I know exactly what you mean, and that wouldn't be the case at all.

378 itellu3times  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:14:50am

Hi, I'm late to the party, but I believe Bubba's continued existence on this physical plane has caused the gout in my left big toe, and at least I'm now glad to know why.

379 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:15:20am

re: #376 BlueCanuck

Yeah, freaky in a good way. It was a 6° type of conversation.
Turns out we are off by about 2 of them.

Hunh?

380 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:15:33am

re: #375 redc1c4
LOL I thought about the rabbit thing for a minute.

381 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:16:09am

re: #376 BlueCanuck

Yeah, freaky in a good way. It was a 6° type of conversation.
Turns out we are off by about 2 of them.

yer a bit more off than that...... %-)

382 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:18:02am

re: #380 Pvt Bin Jammin

LOL I thought about the rabbit thing for a minute.

yeah, but at his age it's not likely without turkey basters and other medical equipment.

/besides: it's still winter up there..... mating season is during summer on July 23rd. %-)

383 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:18:47am

re: #376 BlueCanuck
I think my hubby and I are off a few degrees too but we're still together after 39 yrs.LOL

384 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:21:11am

re: #382 redc1c4
Eeeewww...perrish the thought.

385 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:22:10am

re: #376 BlueCanuck

Yeah, freaky in a good way. It was a 6° type of conversation.
Turns out we are off by about 2 of them.

Repeat:

Hunh?

shut up, red!

386 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:23:56am

re: #378 itellu3times

Hi, I'm late to the party, but I believe Bubba's continued existence on this physical plane has caused the gout in my left big toe, and at least I'm now glad to know why.

Eat celery, itellu3times, if it flares. It's been rumored to work wonders for gout. But I've not seen anything yet to cure Bill Clinton. Sorry.

387 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:24:01am

re: #385 LeePro

shut up, red!

no comprende vieja. %-)

388 Render  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:26:02am

re: #387 redc1c4

Was poking about yer place a minute ago. You gonna keep at it? It's got promise.

STYLE,
R

389 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:26:10am

Any way, she knows my former friends sister. Did her hair along with everyone else for this album cover.

390 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:27:48am

re: #387 redc1c4

no comprende vieja. %-)

vieja: "old, aged, old-aged, longstanding, olden, hoary, old woman, old lady"

Just so the world can see your ass-hole-ness.

391 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:28:28am

regarding the LA Slimes "article" referenced above:

i searched both their web site & the Daily News (the *other* paper) and got nothing recent. i didn't go back that far, but i can't see the Dog Trainer printing those numbers even if they were true, since it would be against their editorial stance that there's nothing wrong with illegal immigration, except that it's illegal.

392 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:31:44am

re: #388 Render

the LJ? i vent there on occasion, but it's mostly to keep track of my friends who lead much more exciting lives..... i suppose i could write some things, but i'm obviously too busy being an asshole here..... ask LeePro.

/like now. %-)

393 itellu3times  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:32:38am

re: #386 Intrepid

Eat celery, itellu3times, if it flares. It's been rumored to work wonders for gout. But I've not seen anything yet to cure Bill Clinton. Sorry.

Celery? I thought the folk remedy was cherry juice. I get this, I just drink a lot of water, avoid the purine foods for a few days, it generally clears up. Hurts like a sumbitch meanwhile. Nothing wrong with celery, tho, I'll try it, thanx.

394 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:34:48am

Red you are in trouble with this vieja bin jammin.

395 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:35:43am

I think Red just broke the IronFist rule. :(

396 Render  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:36:52am

re: #392 redc1c4

The title of the Punk vent cracked me up.

The things we'll compete for...

RACE
TO THE
BOTTOM,
R

397 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:38:32am

re: #393 itellu3times

Celery? I thought the folk remedy was cherry juice. I get this, I just drink a lot of water, avoid the purine foods for a few days, it generally clears up. Hurts like a sumbitch meanwhile. Nothing wrong with celery, tho, I'll try it, thanx.

Cherry juice has been proven, so stick with it. Celery is what I've heard helps. My brother has gout, and dang, our family cook-outs have had to change. Instead of steaks and burgers, we now have chicken kebobs.

Red meat - something I'd have to suffer in order to live without! But awful for gout sufferers.

398 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:39:07am

re: #390 LeePro

vieja: "old, aged, old-aged, longstanding, olden, hoary, old woman, old lady"

Just so the world can see your ass-hole-ness.

i will cheerfully proclaim my general "assholeness" as long as you admit that there was my trademark "cross eyed smiley" ( %-) ) appended to the comment. this is a readers first clue that i was joking with a friend/acquaintance, rather than playing the dozens or engaging in a flame war.

i meant no offense and intended no harm. i regret you feel differently, but last time i looked you *were* older than i, so it is at least a somewhat appropriate, if not the most diplomatic, term to use. would you prefer "duenna" perhaps?

399 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:39:32am

re: #394 Pvt Bin Jammin

Red you are in trouble with this vieja bin jammin.

haHA!

¡redc1c4 es maleducado!

400 Render  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:39:33am

oh man...

um Red...

===

I have no knowledge of this Red character you speak of.

SHIELDS
UP,
R

401 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:40:54am

re: #389 BlueCanuck
My sister is a hair stylist. She's never done the hair of anybody like that but she's in Reno, Nevada. One evening she got a call from Joe Conforte (who was the mafia connected owner of the brothel called the Mustang Ranch). He wanted her to cut his hair at 7:00 PM. She refused, saying that she had another client but said she could cut his hair at 7:45. He didn't like it but showed up anyway saying "I like your spirit!" LOL

402 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:41:38am

re: #394 Pvt Bin Jammin

Red you are in trouble with this vieja bin jammin.

if it wasn't for trouble i'd have no place to call home.

Trouble is my Business

BTW: the one story is actually "Red Wind"

403 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:43:37am

re: #398 redc1c4

i will cheerfully proclaim my general "assholeness" as long as you admit that there was my trademark "cross eyed smiley" ( %-) ) appended to the comment. this is a readers first clue that i was joking with a friend/acquaintance, rather than playing the dozens or engaging in a flame war.

i meant no offense and intended no harm. i regret you feel differently, but last time i looked you *were* older than i, so it is at least a somewhat appropriate, if not the most diplomatic, term to use. would you prefer "duenna" perhaps?

duenna = hobgoblin, fairy, elf

Maybe Blue is right. You are beyond the Iron Fist Rule, red!

Your idea of humor is sick.

404 pat  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:44:10am

Universal Medical Care as it really is. And, believe me, neither Hilary or Chelsea mean to wait in line.
[Link: www.macleans.ca...]

405 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:44:48am

re: #395 BlueCanuck

I think Red just broke the IronFist rule. :(

which is hysterical, since i'm disgustingly, but not completely, s*ber....
for some reason, 2H6 didn't want me drinking beer & climbing in the big trees this afternoon to hang wind chimes. then she had me playing with electricity, and claimed that was a beer free sport too.

she can suck *all* the fun out of life if she tries. %-P

/fixing that now

406 pat  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:45:00am

Hi, by Render.

407 Render  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:46:40am

re: #406 pat

Hey Pat.

HANG
LOOSE,
R

408 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:48:30am

re: #403 LeePro

duenna = hobgoblin, fairy, elf

Maybe Blue is right. You are beyond the Iron Fist Rule, red!

Your idea of humor is sick.

nope: in my useage, duenna is the grandmother, elder aunt, chaperon etc female figure, overseeing the family honor....

maybe the problem isn't so much me as your dictionary.

you read it out of a book, i get it in daily life. big difference. however, if it'll make things easier, we can just quit exchanging comments. if i want a flame war, there's always Usenet.

409 Render  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:49:19am

re: #402 redc1c4

Did I show you this yet?

TWIN
SAW,
R

410 GNIDAthe#seCond  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:52:03am
411 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:52:20am

re: #406 pat
How were those enchiladas?

412 Buster Bunny  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:53:42am

Ok this should be fun

I just pulled the image of CJ done by those nutters in the blogosphere making him look like a comic book character.

And of course .. modded it to suit

Enjoy !

413 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:56:17am

re: #408 redc1c4

nope: in my useage, duenna is the grandmother, elder aunt, chaperon etc female figure, overseeing the family honor....

maybe the problem isn't so much me as your dictionary.

you read it out of a book, i get it in daily life. big difference. however, if it'll make things easier, we can just quit exchanging comments. if i want a flame war, there's always Usenet.

Grandmother: abuela
Elderly aunt: mayor tía
Chaperone: chaperona, acompañante

Get off my back, red. I've really had enough too much of your mouth.

414 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 12:57:04am

re: #409 Render

Did I show you this yet?

TWIN
SAW,
R

except for the fact that he didn't hit shit, that was k3wl as shit.

i shot the M60 in competition for awhile with the Guard

STATE
CHAMP
THREE
YEARS
RUNNING

fun %-)

415 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:02:02am

Umm did we kill it?

416 LeePro  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:02:52am

Late here. Gotta go.

Good night to everyone that I care about!





...which, by definition excludes those who are:

unmannered, poorly mannered, poorly educated, poorly bred, poorly behaved, churlish, surly, surly person, jerk
417 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:05:12am

Night {LeePro} get yourself some good, quality sleep. Talk to you tomorrow.

418 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:06:52am

re: #413 LeePro

Grandmother: abuela
Elderly aunt: mayor tía
Chaperone: chaperona, acompañante

Get off my back, red. I've really had enough too much of your mouth.

i'm not on your back, but you are all too ready to take offense when none is neither offered nor intended. you even take offense when a rational, plausible explanation is given. i don't know what your problem is, and i only care about what it might be in as far as your issues cause distress to the larger community in which we have previously interacted. you have a poor sense of humor and way too thin a skin to be online anywhere that isn't sufficiently moderated to protect the overly sensitive such as yourself. operative word here being "previously".

Last word: definition 3

419 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:08:53am

re: #415 BlueCanuck

Umm did we kill it?

there's something that needs killing?

420 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:10:21am

re: #419 redc1c4

Nah, not tonight. I will let you know when/if the time comes.

421 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:10:32am

re: #412 Buster Bunny

...... that's funny.

422 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:10:34am

re: #416 LeePro
Good night, Lee. I love you.

I do remember the duena thing that Red was talking about. They were the relatives that they trusted to guide/escort their daughters. My Spanish is very bad these days but maybe we older gals are cool after all.

Well, actually, we know we are cool!

423 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:21:48am

Hello!

424 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:24:33am

Hello2!

425 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:25:04am

Morning Intrepid, littleoldlady.

426 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:25:46am

re: #424 littleoldlady

Hello2!

LOL - is that you?

(hoping for fruit-cup and general alll around LOL love....)

427 freetoken  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:26:06am

re: #423 Intrepid

Hello

428 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:27:50am

Intrepid! :-)

Soon...soon. ;-)

BlueCanuck! :-)

freetoken! :-)

So, what are we fighting talking about today?

429 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:29:34am

re: #428 littleoldlady

So, what are we fighting talking about today?

Not really sure right now. It's been a real dogs breakfast this morning.

430 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:30:44am

re: #424 littleoldlady
Are you still itchy?

I need spiked fruitcup please.

431 freetoken  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:31:29am

re: #428 littleoldlady

Fighting... we don't do not stinkin' fighting here on the Sunday overnight thread!

However, we have lots of fun...

432 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:33:37am

redc1c4 kinda got spanked, but I'm not really sure what for. Since I don't think red deserved it.

433 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:34:35am

re: #430 Pvt Bin Jammin

Are you still itchy?

I need spiked fruitcup please.

Pvt Bin Jammin! :-)

I got some really expensive cream that's keeping the itching at bay. Still waiting for my online order of homoepathic stuff for the poison to get here.

/I'm not dead yet, so I guess I'm okay... ;-)

434 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:37:04am

re: #432 Intrepid

I'm not reading up.

/just hope everyone heals...

435 Render  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:37:52am

re: #414 redc1c4

He looked pretty steady for about 10 seconds there. That's a lotta lead, something got hit somewhere down range. You notice he still had his M-4?

I don't think that's quite what those WW1 pundits had in mind by "walking fire", he was going in the wrong direction.

Yes, I'm distracting you.

SUBJECT
THE
CHANGE,
R

436 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:38:59am

Realll slow tonight.

437 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:39:11am

re: #433 littleoldlady
Hope that stuff comes in soon.

My poor mom had been exposed once already to poison oak and then moved to a town where they burned it out. She got the lung thing but luckily went to the doctor quick.

Hope you continue to feel better.

438 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:39:36am

re: #432 Intrepid

redc1c4 kinda got spanked, but I'm not really sure what for. Since I don't think red deserved it.

just tell everyone involved i enjoyed it and am reliving it in my fantasies night after night after night.............. %-)

/white smoke

439 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:39:40am

re: #427 freetoken

Hello

Hey freetoken!

Here's a nice pick-me-up for your mornin' breakfast!

(sorry if it's a bit heavy, but it's Monday!)

440 freetoken  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:41:54am

re: #439 Intrepid

Ah yea... perhaps the only work by Handel that most people would recognize.. but hey, when you have a hit you might as well make it a big one!

441 Render  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:42:32am

re: #432 Intrepid

Red said one of those things a gentleman should never say to a lady.

But nobody's ever accused Red of being a gentleman, yet...

WE ARE
WHAT
WE ARE,
R

442 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:43:56am

re: #435 Render

He looked pretty steady for about 10 seconds there. That's a lotta lead, something got hit somewhere down range. You notice he still had his M-4?

I don't think that's quite what those WW1 pundits had in mind by "walking fire", he was going in the wrong direction.

Yes, I'm distracting you.

SUBJECT
THE
CHANGE,
R

no problema.... i've already shifted fire to random H&I..... as a matter of fact, i'm looking for some stuff i poasted to Usenet long ago that i could put on the LJ. i think you'd enjoy the story of the time i met the CG us 5th Army.

btw: hitting "somewhere" is *not* the same as "effective".....

email is active if you wanna drop a line
OPSEC is a given

443 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:46:54am

re: #441 Render

Red said one of those things a gentleman should never say to a lady.

But nobody's ever accused Red of being a gentleman, yet...

WE ARE
WHAT
WE ARE,
R

point of order/honor (as i do not wish to flog this horse forever)
i was misinterpreted. the usage i gave was correct for my AO, and *not* insulting.

/30

444 Killian Bundy  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:47:04am

re: #441 Render

WE ARE
WHAT
WE ARE,
R

/nevermind, your part is to be what you'll be

445 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:47:05am

Tsk, tsk, tsk, red!

446 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:51:40am

re: #439 Intrepid

Hey freetoken!

Here's a nice pick-me-up for your mornin' breakfast!

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

(sorry if it's a bit heavy, but it's Monday!)

it's a Manic Monday but then again, I don't like Mondays.

447 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:53:05am

re: #441 Render

Red said one of those things a gentleman should never say to a lady.

But nobody's ever accused Red of being a gentleman, yet...

WE ARE
WHAT
WE ARE,
R

Did red bring up a lady's age - even though
she had brought it up previously?

Or did red treat her as an older lady, as he should have if he was younger?

Sorry - I've spent a couple of decades in Asia, so I don't find anything wrong in what red said!

(nor would I find it wrong as an American....)

Middle age is not a curse for women!

448 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:54:33am

re: #447 Intrepid

Ruh roh.

/another middle aged woman in in the house!

449 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:55:43am

re: #445 littleoldlady

Tsk, tsk, tsk, red!

what did you expect from riff raff? %-)

450 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:58:07am

re: #448 littleoldlady

Ruh roh.

/another middle aged woman in in the house!

Me too! I'm a middle aged woman!

/one who is used to stares, who doesn't take offense so easily.

451 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 1:59:22am

Nite guys.

I love all the lizards.LOL I am married to an old Marine. He thinks "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" should be changed to "Men are from Uranus and Women are from the Crab Nebula". LOL he is bad. Take care, all

452 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:00:00am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ------------------------->
Help yourselves!

453 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:00:21am

w00t! :-)

454 Neo Con since 9-11  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:00:24am

The bad news:
Iraqi First Lady escapes Baghdad bombing


The First Lady escaped unhurt as her convoy was hit by a roadside bomb while on her way to the National Theatre in central Baghdad's Karrada district where she was to attend a cultural programme, Talabani's office said in a statement.


The worse news with an extra dose of anti-Israel bias:
Palestinian force deployed in Jenin


A 500-strong force made up of Palestinian national security forces and presidential guards has begun deploying in the West Bank city of Jenin for a law-and-order campaign


And even worse news with state department flavoring:
Rice pressures Barak on roadblocks

Condoleezza Rice, the US secretary of state, has met Ehud Barak, the Israeli defence minister, to discuss the removal of roadblocks dotting the Palestinian territory of the West Bank.
455 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:01:26am

re: #450 Intrepid

Well, I finally got used to stares (and catcalls, and all that stuff). Then I got old and had to get unused to them.

/sob!

456 yochanan  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:02:49am
457 AmeriDan  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:05:09am

re: #452 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet ------------------------->
Help yourselves!

Mmmmmmm!

*AmeriDan leaves lurker status for a fruitcup*

Morning all, and especially you, LittleOldLady.

458 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:05:42am

re: #452 littleoldlady

Well done, have you checked your powerball. :)

459 Killian Bundy  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:05:45am

re: #449 redact

what did you expect from riff Raff? %-)

/a 16 gauge blast really stings

460 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:06:09am

Mornin folks...don't know exactly how it happened but here we are with at least half or more of our population possessing a mentality not too very different than May 5, 2000. ...or is it May 5, 1999...98’? And friends...new allies...we've got them lining-up around the block....

Iraq softens stance on Iranian role in unrest

Iraq on Sunday appeared to distance itself from US accusations of Iranian meddling in Iraqi affairs, saying it would not be pushed into conflict with its neighbour and wanted its own inquiry into the evidence.

Iraqi government spokesman Ali al-Dabbagh said Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki had ordered the formation of a special committee comprising representatives of the various security ministries “to document any intervention in Iraqi affairs”.

“The reason behind forming this committee is to find tangible information and not information based on speculation,”....

Pretty cool, huh? Sounds like Maliki & Co., his pals in Tehran, have everything under control. Bet if we started this month we could have half of our forces home by Inauguration day - maybe more. So what if it gets a bit rocky in Iraq, the Mullah's can help'em out.

Bring'em home.

/Anyone else for a bowl UCF©?

461 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:07:23am

DAN! :-) Howdy!

re: #458 BlueCanuck

Well done, have you checked your powerball. :)

I have bad news and bad news: I didn't win. (Again.) Somebody else did. :-(

462 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:09:37am

re: #461 littleoldlady

Ah well, maybe next time.

463 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:11:13am

re: #459 Killian Bundy

/a 16 gauge blast really stings

Kevlar is your friend......as is cover & concealment.

/white smoke, last hope. %-)

464 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:12:09am

re: #455 littleoldlady

Well, I finally got used to stares (and catcalls, and all that stuff). Then I got old and had to get unused to them.

/sob!

Oh LOL, I'm sure you can get some catcalls.....

You work it, girl!

(you're in the city, right? City-folk express their appreciation of females, don't they?)

Woot!

465 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:12:43am

re: #463 redc1c4
Nite.

466 AmeriDan  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:13:07am

re: #462 BlueCanuck

Ah well, maybe next time.

Not if I win it first!

I'd toss her a little walking around money though, to pay for all of the fruitcups over the years.

467 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:13:28am

re: #464 Intrepid

Nah. I'm suburban now.

/gave up my high heels long ago. ;-)

468 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:13:33am

re: #460 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

have you ever seen Blackfive's scheme to pullout the troops in OEF/OIF ?

/genius!

469 redc1c4  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:14:17am

re: #465 Pvt Bin Jammin

Nite.

hasta!

/maybe i should limit my Spanglish to Miguel? %-)

470 BlueCanuck  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:14:27am

re: #466 AmeriDan

I stopped believing in lotteries when I actually did the mathematical formula for the odds. Rather interesting.

471 Intrepid  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:16:38am

Bed calls. I cannot resist. Meh, I'm weak.

472 Pvt Bin Jammin  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:16:41am

re: #469 redc1c4

Take care. I just have to stick up for my buddies. I sent you an email.

473 AmeriDan  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:17:22am
I stopped believing in lotteries when I actually did the mathematical formula for the odds. Rather interesting.

But... But... that's my redneck retirement plan!

Say it ain't so!
/

474 littleoldlady  Mon, May 5, 2008 2:18:06am