Guess I'll need to start drinking more Pepsi then.

Charles, man. I'm getting worried about you. Don't you get tired of these guys?

Muslim Logic

re: #3 pat

Muslim Logic

Sharp like marbles, swift like fence posts.

I've heard that in the brain, whatever controls our ability to interpret something as 'logical' is turned off while we dream. For some reason I just thought of that.

Apparently, the brand was trademarked in 1903. Oh, dear ...

Better the Jewish "Pay Every Pence to Save Israel" than the Islamic "Convert Or Kill Everyone"...

Save the Al Aqsa Mosque ,,,,, one pence from every sale PORK of will be donated to the cause

Pay Omars Rent for Kaliphate

(poetic liberty)

They caught us yet again.

It is a sad fact that no corporate entity or anyone in the MSM will call these ignorant fools "Idiots"

COKE - Carry Out Kuffr Extermination

Wtf is a pence?

re: #11 Dahveed

They caught us yet again.

Don't worry, they still haven't found out what Mountain Dew really means.

Shhhhh!

re: #2 lgfvidz

Charles, man. I'm getting worried about you. Don't you get tired of these guys?

Excuse me? Is someone forcing you to read LGF?

re: #3 pat

Muslim Logic

Oxymoron.
BTW, here's info about the origins of "Pepsi". Just in case inquiring minds want to know.

re: #14 allah this

Wtf is a pence?

The sum this man paid for his education and the value of his daughter

So glad I grew up on Pepsi. Only cola I drink.
Except for an RC cola with a moon pie every now & then.

re: #14 allah this

Wtf is a pence?

It's what Arabs would be wearing if they allowed Levi's in their countries.

'Got no time to post somthin' witty, gotta go conspire against some half-wit.

re: #4 MrSilverDragon

Sharp like marbles, swift like fence posts.

Snatch the petrified wood from my hand grasshopper, before it grows.

Let's face it, folks, Mohammedans worship a rock. We aren't dealing with the sharpest knives in the drawer here. Personally, I think we should egg them on. Maybe some Mohammedans will wise up and leave the Death Cult if its leaders get far enough oout in cloud coo-coo land.

Or maybe not. We are talking about people who strap bombs on themselves and blow themselves up trying to kill little girls.

As a stock holder in Pepsi I would have to ask if ARAB stands for "All [bigoted word]s Are Bigots" ? Just asking?

I saw more than enough of their illogical logic while station in Saudi Arabia for 14 months. The stories I can tell.

re: #21 bosforus

It's what Arabs would be wearing if they allowed Levi's in their countries.

They found out that Levis were worn by the Levite priesthood. Another Joooooish conspiracy unmasked!

///////

re: #2 lgfvidz

Charles, man. I'm getting worried about you. Don't you get tired of these guys?

Which Victoria's Secret stuff do you wear?

re: #15 JamesTKirk

Don't worry, they still haven't found out what Mountain Dew really means.

Shhhhh!

Ohhh! Give them time. They are really smart people. They figured out the Pepsi thing. They figured out the Tsunami. They're really on to us now.

And here I thought COKE = Cola only Kafirs Enjoy

re: #14 allah this

Wtf is a pence?

IIRC, British equivelent of a penny.

re: #16 Charles

I think he was trying to be funny.

It doesn't always work.

Next they'll latch onto the "Proctor & Gamble's logo is satanic" thing.

PEPSI was trademarked in 1903. In 1903 there were 12 pence to a shilling, and 20 shillings in a pound sterling; thus a pence was in fact 1/240th of a pound sterling.

There are 100 "new pence" in pound sterling, effective in 1971 when GB abolished the shilling.

Yet another example to show this, ahem, person haz no cleu.

re: #27 Cygnus

They found out that Levis were worn by the Levite priesthood. Another Joooooish conspiracy unmasked!

///////

Oh they're quick. It's hard to get anything past them, that's for sure.

re: #14 allah this

One penny, two pence, three pence.
Pence is plural.

re: #32 Kenneth

I think he was trying to be funny.

It doesn't always work.

Tell me. More than once I've tossed a turd into the punchbowl.

re: #7 savage_nation

How bout Dr. Pepper?

I LOVE THAT!

re: #2 lgfvidz

Charles, man. I'm getting worried about you. Don't you get tired of these guys?

Feel free to blog at HuffPo or Kos. Don't let us stand between you and the exit.

Is this guy just in the pay of big Mecca Cola?
[Link: www.viewimages.com...]

What other acronyms can they/we come up with? I saw the coke one, nice - but what about, Big K, Shasta, Faygo, Jolt?

It might be too easy to go with Big Kuffir, but maybe there's a secret message in Mountain Dew that I should be worried about - so confusing.

/ did I just become old - do they even make Faygo any more...?

re: #29 dahveed

Ohhh! Give them time. They are really smart people. They figured out the Pepsi thing. They figured out the Tsunami. They're really on to us now.

OT - speaking of tsunamis, has the MSM found a way to blame Bush for that horrible Burma cyclone yet? (I heard the death toll could be 50,000. God help them)

re: #32 Kenneth

I think he was trying to be funny.

It doesn't always work.

Check out: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

re: #42 Cygnus

OT - speaking of tsunamis, has the MSM found a way to blame Bush for that horrible Burma cyclone yet? (I heard the death toll could be 50,000. God help them)

allah, piss be on the bastard, willed it.

#9 Better the Jewish "Pay Every Pence to Save Israel" than the Islamic "Convert Or Kill Everyone"...

Magnificent bastard!

Funny, but for a long time, Pepsi refused to sell concessions in Israel because it didn't want to lose Arab business. Coca Cola did business in Israel for a long time (and I've got an Israeli Coca Cola bottle on my desk as a reminder) before Pepsi decided to start operating in Israel. Carl had more.

re: #40 jaunte

Is this guy just in the pay of big Mecca Cola?
[Link: www.viewimages.com...]

Jihad Cola!

re: #38 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I LOVE THAT!

I remember the pale green Dr. Pepper company cars and trucks from the '60s, with that logo on them. Also, I have a couple of glass blocks from the headquarters building that was torn down in '96.

He took the Pepsi Challenge and lost.

/Have a Coke and a smile, M'f'er!

re: #43 Charles

2 comments?! Wow. They're just not trying hard anymore.

re: #42 Cygnus

OT - speaking of tsunamis, has the MSM found a way to blame Bush for that horrible Burma cyclone yet? (I heard the death toll could be 50,000. God help them)

Sign Kyoto!

/

Even if PEPSI does stand for PAY EVERY PENCE TO SAVE ISRAEL one has to ask why does Israel need saving? Oh, that's right; the Muslims have been trying to destroy her for decades. And here I thought Islam was all about peace, love, and puppies. They have the audacity to complain that Israel shouldn't just fall over and die like they want her to.

re: #37 squirrelguy

I have:

a) made jokes that fell flat
b) missed jokes others said
c) got offended at what I though was an insult but was just ironic humor
d) laughed at what I though was a joke, but turned out to be deadly serious

And other variations on the socially clueless theme.

FANTA - F-ck All Nakba Terrorist Assh-les

re: #51 bosforus

Some of us have school.

re: #43 Charles

checkmate

re: #43 Charles

Oh, I see what you mean then. It's starting to look like a pattern...

(cut to sound of Stinky B. slowly whittling a fresh stick...)

re: #57 lgfvidz

Some of us have school.

You just increased your number of comments by 50%, nice work.

In the mean time, COKE manufactures in Israel and Pepsi does not.

re: #42 Cygnus

OT - speaking of tsunamis, has the MSM found a way to blame Bush for that horrible Burma cyclone yet? (I heard the death toll could be 50,000. God help them)

Well, it must be his fault. He won't have the Senate ratify Kyoto so it must be his fault. Or at least Halliburton's.

I had Pepsi at lunch today with my Cuban pork sandwich. Boy, was it ever good!

Wow I thought it stood for
Palestinians Eat Puppies Sent In

Hamas MP: Pelosi Stands For 'Planting Every Liberal Obstacle to Sink Israel'

#49 I remember the pale green Dr. Pepper company cars and trucks from the '60s, with that logo on them. Also, I have a couple of glass blocks from the headquarters building that was torn down in '96.

On Sunday a deli in Kew Gardens, Queens had one can amid several conventional Dr Pepper ones with the retro 10-2-4 Doctor who looked like The Penguin. Jim Morrison could have offered to buy my Doritos and i wouldn't have been as shocked.

Is cola haram?

re: #57 lgfvidz

Oh wait, I read that info stuff wrong. My bad. I'm going to lunch. I'm not very good at lgf today.

re: #52 Ward Cleaver,

You laugh, but this is just another example of American Arrogance killing brown people. If America had signed Kyoto, there would have been no more hurricanes or cyclones. Mother Gaeia would have been pleased with us and not sent them anymore.

(I'm getting so good at this it scares me :-)

re: #14 allah this

Wtf is a pence?

It's Brit for a penny

re: #57 lgfvidz

Some of us have school.

Recess is over, then?

re: #48 Cygnus

Jihad Cola!

Funny how Mecca cola copies the red color, instead of using a more islamic green, or black for their branding. Because they want to be mistaken
for The Real Thing.
/Fakers

In his book Religion and Life – Modern Everyday Fatwas, Egyptian Mufti Dr. Ali Gum’a wrote that the companions of the Prophet Muhammad would bless themselves by drinking his urine, and described an incident of urine-drinking from a hadith: “Umm Ayman drank the urine of the Prophet, and the prophet told her: ‘This stomach will not be dragged through the fire of Hell, because it contains something of our Lord the Messenger of Allah...’

"Don't drink Pepsi, drink piss" - WTF?

re: #62 Dahveed

Well, it must be his fault. He won't have the Senate ratify Kyoto so it must be his fault. Or at least Halliburton's.

Well yes. The USA did not give Burma enough warning.
Speaking of which, anyone know how the lawsuit against the USA is going because it failed to adequately warn Indonesia of the likelihood of a tsunami?

Weren't the Iranians pushing this nutty Pepsi conspiracy crap not too long ago too?

The irony here is greater then many know. For many years you couldn't get a Pepsi in Israel. Only Coke.

I believe it was sometime in the Mid to late 1980's when Pepsi stopped complying with the Arab Boycott of Israel.

Israel rents space in this fellow's mind.

re: #62 Dahveed

Oh, I'm sure that they'll try. They'll blame the Administration's policies towards Burma as getting in the way of humanitarian aid while ignoring that the junta's policies did more to result in carnage than anything Bush has or will do there.

Meanwhile, MSNBC is now reporting that 10 million kids die worldwide because of the lack of basic health care. Unmentioned is that millions die needlessly every year because the econuts made DDT all but unavailable to control malaria - a scourge throughout the world that causes untold misery but is controlled easily with DDT.

And elsewhere, regimes routinely fail to provide basic health care and sanitation or downplay crises.

That too will somehow be blamed on the administration.

re: #71 Kenneth

You insult kids over the internet? i want to be like you when I grow up.

re: #77 onslow

Israel rents space in this fellow's mind.

They could build a McMansion in this fellow's mind. With a back yard.

re: #73 Ornery Ballsack,

Like I said, they worship a rock.

What threat does Hamas MP Salem Salamah believe the al Aqsa mosque should be protected from? I thought it was his group that was intent on destroying the archaeological record of the Temple Mount.

You play the whiny victim when called out? I don't want to be like you.

Err, that last post was supposed to quote #79.

re: #79 lgfvidz

You insult kids over the internet? i want to be like you when I grow up.

Either what I said was true, in which case it's not an insult.
Or else you are not a kid, in which case, it is an insult.

Take your pick.

re: #85 buzzsawmonkey

That's what accounts for Islam's original meteoric rise.

And hopefully soon to be crash & burn.

And KORAN is also an acronym:

Kaboom
On
Red-Sea-Pedestrians
And
Non-Believers

Fear the fizzy, imperialist drink!

re: #49 Ward Cleaver

I remember the pale green Dr. Pepper company cars and trucks from the '60s, with that logo on them. Also, I have a couple of glass blocks from the headquarters building that was torn down in '96.

So I guess you know then that Dr. Pepper HQ was in Dallas?

re: #79 lgfvidz

Fortunately (or otherwise), no one stepped on you in the nest.

Curly to Mo(Pepsi Be Upon Him): Drink 72up, the un-Infidel cola, and get yur 72 virgins wet.

Hey wait ... what about White Lightning ?!?

re: #70 Gumby

One penny, two pence, three pence.
Pence is plural.

re: #53 Milk Toast Intolerant

And here I thought Islam was all about peace, love, and puppies.

Not puppies. Dogs are haram, after all.

Why Pepsi?

Does Pepcid also stand for something?

re: #52 Ward Cleaver

Sign Kyoto!

/

Think we should get Algore's opinion on this?
We shouldn't do a thing without the Oracle's approval.

OMG PUPPIES!

The worst part is that Pepsi will probably now issue a press release denying the rumor and expressing solidarity with its Palestinian brethren, as well as a $250 million grant to the Palestinian/UN Peaceful Civilian Multi-Warhead Rocket Research trade school & metal shop emporium in Gaza.

re: #87 Kenneth

google search lgfvidz
I wasn't able to click on the link because of my work filter which gave this error:
Pornography;Forum/Bulletin Boards;Personal Network Storage
On second thought, feel free not to click it

re: #76 Opinionated

Looks like the Pepsi boycott of Israel didn't end until 1991.

Notice that Coke- but not Pepsi- is a target of this anti Israel campaign.

[Link: www.inminds.co.uk...]

[Link: www.inminds.co.uk...]

Wow. If this guy is some type of "intellectual", I'm curious about their Einstein or Hawking equivalent.

Oh, wait . . . . I forgot, they invented Math! Never mind . . .

re: #96 lobo91

Yet another reason to dislike Islam!

I love puppies. And kittens, but there's just something about a soft, wiggly puppy that reduces me to goo. It's embarrassing, but there it is.

Heads up shocker from the NY Times blogs -- Iraqi correspondent returns from Syria to find huge improvements, hopes Americans will stay.
here - no kidding

re: #87 Kenneth

Oh, but click on the "similar pages" link and there's a bunch of stuff. I'd do it, but I've gotta go. Enjoy.

re: #99 vxbush

OMG PUPPIES!

Some that hates that, is one taco shy of a blue plate special.

re: #99 vxbush

Oh, my!

Too cute!

re: #55 buzzsawmonkey

BTW, the "Pepsi" in Pepsi-Cola was originally pepsin, a digestive enzyme, since Pepsi and Coke were originally marketed as patent medicine digestive aids, not merely as beverages.

Rumor has it that Coke also had a little cocaine in it until the FDA made them change the 'original recipe'.

re: #79 lgfvidz

You insult kids over the internet? i want to be like you when I grow up.

Worse things could happen.

P-alistinians
E-xplode
P-ersistently
S-iting
I-slam

re: #69 Iron Fist

,

You laugh, but this is just another example of American Arrogance killing brown people. If America had signed Kyoto, there would have been no more hurricanes or cyclones. Mother Gaeia would have been pleased with us and not sent them anymore.

(I'm getting so good at this it scares me :-)

No, that would be Ethanol mandates.

re: #7 savage_nation

Isn't Dr. Pepper the one that comes with a syringe in the can?

re: #109 Gumby

Rumor has it that Coke also had a little cocaine in it until the FDA made them change the 'original recipe'.

For only $250.00 + shipping, I'll send you the original Coke recipe, and as a bonus, I'll throw in Mrs. Debbie's cookie recipe.

re: #111 buzzsawmonkey

‘This stomach will not be dragged through the fire of Hell, because it contains something of our Lord the Messenger of Allah...’

Is full immersion a guarantee of paradise?

"Pepsi Cola hits the spot,
Keeps us Jews from getting shot,
Flush the toilet, pull the chain,
There goes Hamas down the drain."

COLA:

Cretinous Old Laughingstock Arab.

I always wondered why COLA stood for "Cost of Living Adjustment".
But in light of the pronouncements of this arab genius it's all starting to make sense....

In your face, Paleos!

re: #109 Gumby

Rumor has it that Coke also had a little cocaine in it until the FDA made them change the 'original recipe'.

Not just a rumor - it's true: [Link: www.snopes.com...]

re: #57 lgfvidz

Some of us have school.

too bad you don't have a clue Moby.

should we start a pool?

re: #117 Armigerous

Very catchy tune. Wonder if that'll be a SuperBowl Commercial next year. I sure hopes so!

I hate to always be the conspiracy theorist, but we need to look into how heavily this guy`s portfolio is invested in Coca-Cola. If this is a veiled attempt to manipulate cola industry market shares for profit...I smell an impending fatwah.

re: #85 buzzsawmonkey

That's what accounts for Islam's original meteoric rise.

Very punny :>)

re: #121 Charles

Coke - The soft drink with a line in the bottle.

re: #105 DaMav

Heads up shocker from the NY Times blogs -- Iraqi correspondent returns from Syria to find huge improvements, hopes Americans will stay.
here - no kidding

Great letter to the NYT ... and the comments also inspire hope.

re: #79 lgfvidz

You insult kids over the internet? i want to be like you when I grow up.

you may get older, but i doubt you'll ever grow up.

Maybe this is what's disturbing them...
the limes...../

re: #126 Cap'n DOC

Coke - The soft drink with a line in the bottle.

Bowing & mumbling: I'm not worthy.

re: #115 squirrelguy

For only $250.00 + shipping, I'll send you the original Coke recipe, and as a bonus, I'll throw in Mrs. Debbie's cookie recipe.

I'd much rather the Neiman-Marcus 250 Dollar Cookie Recipe

This is just the tip of a huge iceberg, but a very good insight into the mind of the individuals we take seriously, and the type of opinion we are asked to negotiate with.

OT:

22,000 Israeli Victims of Terrorism Remembered.

Gaza TV Teaches The Future Peace Makers to Conquer Tel Aviv.

UN Gaza Boys School Headmaster Was A Bomb Maker

Israel takes one more huge step to quicken its demise and decline away from Judaism.

re: #104 Dianna

Yet another reason to dislike Islam!

I love puppies. And kittens, but there's just something about a soft, wiggly puppy that reduces me to goo. It's embarrassing, but there it is.

Aww - same here!
I love puppies' tummies: so round and soft ...

re: #124 humpty dumpty was pushed

Pepsi is going to fight back against this slander by introducing a new soda just for the Arab market, Fatwa, a coke with just the right tinge of camel shit.

re: #53 Milk Toast Intolerant

And here I thought Islam was all about peace, love, and puppies goats.

There you go.

Wow. I can only imagine what the paranoid Arab acronym ("PAA") for "Mountain Dew" is.

re: #105 DaMav

Heads up shocker from the NY Times blogs -- Iraqi correspondent returns from Syria to find huge improvements, hopes Americans will stay.
here - no kidding

Interesting. Show this one to the 'peace marchers' here.

"So we still need the Americans because if they intend to leave, there will be something like a hurricane which will extract everything - people, buildings and even trees. Everything that has happened and all that safety will be past, just like a sweet dream.

As people say in my neighborhood: “The Americans are now Ansar al Sunna.” Protectors of the Sunni. "

re: #115 squirrelguy

For only $250.00 + shipping, I'll send you the original Coke recipe, and as a bonus, I'll throw in Mrs. Debbie's cookie recipe.

I'd rather have Lil Debbie's oatmeal cookies recipe... and not for $250.00

And don't forget Buzz Cola... the extra "Z" is for extra "Zionism"!

re: #134 buzzsawmonkey

Ironic or a sign.

Just what Israel needs....more Judaism-hating Jews. Now its going to be taught and sanctioned by the Gov and "reformism". We cannot forget that Reformism officially holds that no belief of G-d is necessary, the Torah is interesting but not specifically G-d given, and that being the "choosen" people is so embarassing. The aforementioned even leaves out their official stance on the sanctity and politics regarding Israel.

ugh!

re: #121 Charles

Not just a rumor - it's true: [Link: www.snopes.com...]

Thanks Chas. I said rumor as I didn't have a link to support what I said.

OT:

Looks like some incomplete's will be handed out at San Diego State.

Authorities Crack Down on Campus Drug Ring
Nearly 100 People Arrested in Drug Bust at San Diego State University

Police have arrested 96 people – 75 of them students – in a drug bust at San Diego State University, law enforcement sources say.

We might have a few less trolls and moby's around here, too.

re: #109 Gumby

Rumor has it that Coke also had a little cocaine in it until the FDA made them change the 'original recipe'.

So it's not "The Real Thing" anymore.

re: #101 bosforus

google search lgfvidz
I wasn't able to click on the link because of my work filter which gave this error:
Pornography;Forum/Bulletin Boards;Personal Network Storage
On second thought, feel free not to click it

came up as a movie forum that closed down rather thn report it's users for copyright infringement.....

/nice crowd Moby hangs with

re: #133 yma o hyd

Puppies smell good, too! (Well, most of the time)

And they wiggle, and chew your fingers and nibble on your ear...puppies are just great.

re: #122 redc1c4

too bad you don't have a clue Moby.

should we start a pool?

What is the etymology of "Moby"? I feel left-out. I know troll, but not Moby.

Pepsi and peanuts go well together. I'm all about the flavor combos.

re: #144 3 wood

OT:

Looks like some incomplete's will be handed out at San Diego State.

Authorities Crack Down on Campus Drug Ring
Nearly 100 People Arrested in Drug Bust at San Diego State University

We might have a few less trolls and moby's around here, too.

No internet access in prison?

re: #147 Dianna

puppies are just great

Puppies suck!

(just bein' contrarian)

re: #131 unrealizedviewpoint

I'd much rather the Neiman-Marcus 250 Dollar Cookie Recipe

I tried that recipe and it wasn't worth the effort. That's the truth!

Remember, Ariel laundry detergent is owned by Ariel Sharon?!

I do enjoy the Kosher Dew!

...or the Mountain Jew

re: #152 Occasional Reader

Puppies suck!

(just bein' contrarian)

Nope - 'tis true! If they haven't got their first teeth yet, they'll suck your fingers, toes, anything ...

What he really believes is;

P perhaps
E every
P palestinian
S should
I ignite

re: #146 redc1c4

came up as a movie forum that closed down rather thn report it's users for copyright infringement.....

/nice crowd Moby hangs with

I haven't even been responding and you're still foaming at the mouth. You even googled me. Obsess much?

re: #145 Cygnus

So it's not "The Real Thing" anymore.

Nope,,,,, hasn't been the 'REAL THING' for quite some time now...

re: #152 Occasional Reader

I'll remember that when you're shopping for the puppy. I'll tell your puppy that you don't like puppies.

Just think about that as those soft brown eyes well up!

re: #158 jorline

What he really believes is;

P perhaps
E every
P palestinian
S should
I ignite

Please - let them!
That'll be fine by me, provided they don't do it in Israel!

You're in the PEPSI Generation !
Buy Israeli Bonds!
Can you still buy them? I know years ago my friend's father put half his physician's practice in hock to buy some of those bonds. He ended up not PAYING every pence but DONATING quite a bit.

re: #147 Dianna

Puppies smell good, too! (Well, most of the time)

And they wiggle, and chew your fingers and nibble on your ear...puppies are just great.

Until you try to groom/bathe them.... then they get a little scared and more than wriggly..... :>)

re: #109 Gumby

Rumor has it that Coke also had a little cocaine in it until the FDA made them change the 'original recipe'.

Not a rumor at all. Quite true. Coke's original formula was concocted from the coca leaf and the kola nut. There was still some slight residual when I was a girl, disappeared about the time the War on Drugs began.

the irony is that pepsi was originally part of the Arab boycott

just goes to show you that no matter how hard you appease, if you're an infidel company with the wrong initials, you'll find yourself accused of something insane

re: #142 WrathofG-d

Ironic or a sign.

Just what Israel needs....more Judaism-hating Jews. Now its going to be taught and sanctioned by the Gov and "reformism". We cannot forget that Reformism officially holds that no belief of G-d is necessary, the Torah is interesting but not specifically G-d given, and that being the "chosen" people is so embarrassing. The aforementioned even leaves out their official stance on the sanctity and politics regarding Israel.

ugh!

Judaism Lite. Just like the Unitarian Church. Guaranteed to believe in everything and offend nobody. Gag.

Isn't the pepsin in Pepsi an enzyme fron the pig's stomach?

re: #148 brogers

What is the etymology of "Moby"? I feel left-out. I know troll, but not Moby.

IIRC, the singer, Moby, suggested that liberals pose as wingnuts on conservative blogs and post hateful and extreme statements to discredit conservatives as exremists who should be ignored.

Every now and then one shows up here, but he's usually outed rather quickly.

I'm waiting for these geniuses to claim that Prudential Insurance is conducting a war against Islam with it's Get a Piece of the Rock, advertising. Those zionists must be planning a raid on Mecca to liberate the holy stone.

re: #156 Grafted

...or the Mountain Jew

Oy ve, it'll tickle your innards.

re: #153 Gumby

I tried that recipe and it wasn't worth the effort. That's the truth!

Bad cookie maybe, but good story. I think I'll snopes it.

Is that in new pence or old pence?

re: #164 Gumby

Until you try to groom/bathe them.... then they get a little scared and more than wriggly..... :>)

Yeah - but bathing grown dogs - who never like it! - is far far worse!
Puppies can be taught that this is nice. Big dogs, who jump into the muckiest, stinkiest pond, will flee when you even think of 'dog-shampoo-shower' ...

re: #165 galloping granny

Not a rumor at all. Quite true. Coke's original formula was concocted from the coca leaf and the kola nut. There was still some slight residual when I was a girl, disappeared about the time the War on Drugs began.

That's one reason during the '60's there was a wall poster that read Coca Cocaine.... not that I'm showing my age or anything ;>(

LCD syndrome. People living by the lowest common denominator of pessimissm and paranoia. Solution: don't give them power.

re: #162 yma o hyd

Please - let them!
That'll be fine by me, provided they don't do it in Israel!

How about this;

P perhaps
E every
P palestinian
S should
I implode

A lot safer and the children don't have to play with matches.

re: #135 Opinionated

Easy there, mister...the customer reaction to the comparison taste tests could destabilize the Mideast peace process and gasto-intestinal tracts throughout the region. (The word "process" is so appropriate, ain`t it?)

re: #151 zmdavid

No internet access in prison?

I figure they will be busy getting acquainted with their roomie

re: #178 jorline

How about this;

P perhaps
E every
P palestinian
S should
I implode

A lot safer and the children don't have to play with matches.

Even better - and less to clean up afterwards!

re: #159 lgfvidz

I haven't even been responding and you're still foaming at the mouth. You even googled me. Obsess much?

so you don't deny you're a Moby...... interesting.

/and that's beer foam you see %-)

Coke or Pepsi?

Oh, if only I could take over Al-Jazeera for a spell, I'd play this 24/7 -- and for good measure, blast it from a few 1000 minarets too.

Falls into the category of: I had to suffer, why should they be spared?

re: #170 eaglewingz08

I'm waiting for these geniuses to claim that Prudential Insurance is conducting a war against Islam with it's Get a Piece of the Rock, advertising. Those zionists must be planning a raid on Mecca to liberate the holy stone.

I thought 'Get a Piece of the Rock' was Jim Nabor's thing.

re: #159 lgfvidz

An attention whore are you?

re: #164 Gumby

Best trick I ever found for introducing the puppy to the concept of the bath was to take puppy into the bath with you and make it play time.

A 12-week pup trusts you, and if you tell them this is fun, he'll believe you.

re: #174 yma o hyd

Yeah - but bathing grown dogs - who never like it! - is far far worse!
Puppies can be taught that this is nice. Big dogs, who jump into the muckiest, stinkiest pond, will flee when you even think of 'dog-shampoo-shower' ...

Yes I know.... I do that on a daily basis.... we (the wif and I) have a mobile grooming bidness.... :>)

re: #184 Gumby

I thought 'Get a Piece of the Rock' was Jim Nabor's thing.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

OT, but I was talking to someone earlier, and I realized what the futures traders who are jacking up the price of oil should be called:

Oil Scalpers

Feel free to use it

Does that make Oklahoma anti-zionist for having primarily Coke products?

re: #187 Dianna

Best trick I ever found for introducing the puppy to the concept of the bath was to take puppy into the bath with you and make it play time.

A 12-week pup trusts you, and if you tell them this is fun, he'll believe you.

too cute!

re: #185 buzzsawmonkey

That is because you are imposing your human-centric, speciesist, hegemonic standards of aroma and cleanliness upon the proud tradition of dog culture. The fully-realized adult dog will do his or her best to resist this at of cultural imperialism.

Don't I know this ...!
They don't even appreciate a nice, gentle, lukewarm shower ...

Pepsi Stands For 'Pay Every Pence to Save Israel'

Oh.

I guess that explains Pepsi's participation in the Arab Boycott for all those years.

I to think, no Pepsi products were allowed in my house during that time, and we really could've been HELPING Israel by not boycotting Pepsi.

I....I....feel so.....unclean.

re: #174 yma o hyd

Yeah - but bathing grown dogs - who never like it! - is far far worse!
Puppies can be taught that this is nice. Big dogs, who jump into the muckiest, stinkiest pond, will flee when you even think of 'dog-shampoo-shower' ...

Really? Every dog I have ever had has absolutely adored having a bath. But then I do bathe them in the tub or in a kiddie pool rather than the shower.

re: #7 savage_nation

How bout Dr. Pepper?

I LOVE that picture.

re: #159 lgfvidz

Here's an idea. If I recall correctly, it was originally said by Eddie Murphy in the movie "Raw". And, I think it's appropriate for the topic at hand. "Have a coke and a smile and STFU."

re: #43 Charles

Checked it out. The guy would rather put an insincere attack on you than put some substance into the discussion. Unless he knows you well he is not here with the best of intentions. I would say not an honest person.

ANyone mention Mecca Cola, yet?

re: #174 yma o hyd

Yeah - but bathing grown dogs - who never like it! - is far far worse!
Puppies can be taught that this is nice. Big dogs, who jump into the muckiest, stinkiest pond, will flee when you even think of 'dog-shampoo-shower' ...

All our dogs are fully grown, but the big ones are the easiest to clean. It's the little ones who get nervous.
Good thing the big ones are well-behaved; handling a 50-60 lb poodle is much harder than a 4 1/2 lb one.

I feel like puking when I read these sites, but in order to know what to buy, in order to subvert their boycotts, here are 2 of their lists of products not to buy...and this, which I imagine originates here, in the US, from LA Voz de Aztlan...(see the link on the bottom of the page)..

Here is a list of Israeli products to buy from Alouette, and also this source.

re: #174 yma o hyd

My black mutt doesn't run, but, once she's in the bath and getting soaked, she puts on the most pathetic, "I'm an orphan doggy!" look you've ever seen.

Just don't try to use the blow-dryer, though. For some reason, that reduces her to hysterics.

re: #167 Cygnus

That is like claiming to be a basketball player...its just that you don't believe in dribbling, the key, the backboard, the rules, and referees.

They are just so constraining....but I'm a huge believer in basketball.

re: #188 Gumby

Yes I know.... I do that on a daily basis.... we (the wif and I) have a mobile grooming bidness.... :>)

See - it takes two to shampoo and shower a shampoo-adverse dog!
I'm glad to hearn that other dogs are the same, and ours wasn't just a frak of nature, teeheehee!

re: #197 buzzsawmonkey

but... according to the video, Pepsi is evil!

*grin*

I prefer Dt pepsi with bacardi rum.

(Actually, I prefer cherry pepsi with captain morgan rum, but that's a bunch of sugar)

re: #197 buzzsawmonkey

No. If you check above, Lance, you will find mention of the fact that Coke sold its products in Israel despite the Arab boycott, while Pepsi did not. And Coke bottles in Israel, while Pepsi still does not.

Well then, Pepsi is just getting their due, aren't they.

re: #205 yma o hyd

See - it takes two to shampoo and shower a shampoo-adverse dog!
I'm glad to hearn that other dogs are the same, and ours wasn't just a frak of nature, teeheehee!

PIMF!
'Freak' of nature, not frak ... aww ...

re: #187 Dianna

Best trick I ever found for introducing the puppy to the concept of the bath was to take puppy into the bath with you and make it play time.

A 12-week pup trusts you, and if you tell them this is fun, he'll believe you.

Very true statement.... only problem is.... I can't/won't get into the bath with them in the van..... the wife... (groomer) DOES make it a game and I just play with them and get dirty looks from her when she's trying to work....

There's a Dr. Pepper bottling plant in oklahoma city.

re: #203 Dianna

My black mutt doesn't run, but, once she's in the bath and getting soaked, she puts on the most pathetic, "I'm an orphan doggy!" look you've ever seen.

Just don't try to use the blow-dryer, though. For some reason, that reduces her to hysterics.

And every dog I've met has mastered the 'Please, Sir, may I have more?' look when begging for scraps. Like they haven't eaten for a month.

re: #188 Gumby

I don't know whether to laugh joyously, or snicker in a sinister fashion!

re: #211 Cygnus

Mo, my dog, NOT named for Mohammad, has this way of sitting there, audibly pouting, then presses on paw to your leg.

I swear she puts out her bottom lip, even if she doesn't have one!

re: #200 Ben Hur

ANyone mention Mecca Cola, yet?

I haven't seen it so far. It might be fun to think of advertising slogans for Mecca Cola. "I'd Like to Taech the World to Hate" comes right to mind.

re: #192 unrealizedviewpoint

I wish I had pictures of my Goon in the bath when he was a pup. Among other things, he was terminally cute anyway, but watching him paddle around with a sponge in his mouth caused me to nearly drown.

re: #205 yma o hyd

See - it takes two to shampoo and shower a shampoo-adverse dog!
I'm glad to hearn that other dogs are the same, and ours wasn't just a frak of nature, teeheehee!

Had one Rottie that didn't take a shine to me and tried eating my face when I tried bathing her. I turned the bath over to the wife.

re: #211 Cygnus

And every dog I've met has mastered the 'Please, Sir, may I have more?' look when begging for scraps. Like they haven't eaten for a month.

The one that we have recently inherited has mastered the art of feeding herself in the middle of the night. Two nights in a row she has very carefully removed old plates of discarded wet cat food & empty cat food cans in order to throw herself a picnic on the sofa she wouldn't consider sitting on until after we are in bed. Last night she somehow managed to get the jar of peanut butter too, got the top off and licked it as far down as her tongue would reach. Also on the couch. Neatly, but on the couch.

Hamas MP Salem Salamah is a Perpetually Eager Paederast Speaking Insanely.

re: #195 galloping granny

In the tub, and shower to rinse, thats how we did it.
I never undrstood why he hated it so much - he was into anything even remotely resembling water he came across - puddles, lakes, streams, bogs - he loved that! He was in it and only came out in his own good time - not eevn rank bribery got him out!
But as he was a rescue dog - who knows what happened to him before he came to us ...

re: #209 Gumby

Very true statement.... only problem is.... I can't/won't get into the bath with them in the van..... the wife... (groomer) DOES make it a game and I just play with them and get dirty looks from her when she's trying to work....

I love it when a long-haired dog is cleaned up and then blown-dry, so all the fur stands on end and they look like a giant dust mop....

re: #203 Dianna

My black mutt doesn't run, but, once she's in the bath and getting soaked, she puts on the most pathetic, "I'm an orphan doggy!" look you've ever seen.

Just don't try to use the blow-dryer, though. For some reason, that reduces her to hysterics.

Gotta sneak up on them with a variable output dryer... increase the air a little at a time.

re: #221 yma o hyd

In the tub, and shower to rinse, thats how we did it.
I never undrstood why he hated it so much - he was into anything even remotely resembling water he came across - puddles, lakes, streams, bogs - he loved that! He was in it and only came out in his own good time - not eevn rank bribery got him out!
But as he was a rescue dog - who knows what happened to him before he came to us ...

Probably somebody tried to "train" him by blasting him in the face with water. Why people do that I will never know. Try using a small bucket to rinse.

re: #201 Kosh's Shadow

Good for you!
Exactly the opposite here - the little one just 'endures', looking studiously pitiful - the big one always tried to leg it ...

Men become impotent because of women's low-cut dresses and bare legs

Russian physiologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk has stated that most male diseases are caused by women who adhere to provocative clothes and behaviour. As a result, the Western civilization gradually turns into the society of sexually unsatisfied men and eventually unsuccessful and physically unhealthy men, the scientist considers.

Men become impotents because of women's low-cut dresses and bare legs

US researchers published results of their 30-year-long work. It suggested that 80 percent of men aged over 60 who died for different reasons had prostate cancer apart from other diseases. Every third American and European male aged over 30 has problems with potency and the prostate gland. The situation is quite different in the Muslim East. Arabs have the lowest rates of prostate cancer. Scientists considered that it depends on climate and meals and studied carefully the Oriental diet and tried to find any food with preventive action. They failed, although the clue is quite obvious.

Stay with me here.

I know the moron is blaming it on short skirts, right?

But wasn't there just an article published saying men that masturbate often reduce the risk of prostate problems?

So the real answer that is right in front of their faces, is not women's short skirts, it's the fact that Western men are not sexually repressed and have sexual relations with free liberal women.

Arabs, on the other hand, are sexually repressed and probably are serial masturbators.

No?

Check that article on who in what countries surfs for the most porn.

Ben Hur.
Super Genius.

OT:
Bacon Maple Donut

Now I just know LGF ladies will be wanting these!

re: #210 LanceKates

There's a Dr. Pepper bottling plant in oklahoma city.

Do I guess that means the Joos blew up the Fed Building after all.

re: #211 Cygnus

Barbara Hambly once described it as "tears of bogus starvation".

Neither of my dogs beg at table, though the black mutt lies under the table and makes it clear that she is so not begging.

re: #212 buzzsawmonkey

How lucky to be paid for playing with dogs.

Yes it's a great life.... there are those that come along that are a real pain though... fun for the most part though... :>)

re: #223 Gumby

Gotta sneak up on them with a variable output dryer... increase the air a little at a time.

Yes! We've found with our goldens that it is the sound that disturbs them as much as the blowing air. They like the cheaper brands w/ cheap motors. I don't really understand the physics of it, but Mr. Wolf has done a lot of experimenting w/ it.

re: #203 Dianna

Aww - I am sure they practise those looks in front of a mirror when we're away!
neer used the dryer on ours - towelling and a good run around - ahem, like a herd of elephants galloping up and down the stairs, more like!

re: #226 Ben Hur

Ben Hur.
Super Genius.

and I'm waiting for you to start buying copious quantities of Acme products....

re: #213 Dianna

I don't know whether to laugh joyously, or snicker in a sinister fashion!

I do BOTH depending on the dog.... I just bathe them.... wife does all the hard stuff....

re: #216 Daisy

I haven't seen it so far. It might be fun to think of advertising slogans for Mecca Cola. "I'd Like to Taech the World to Hate" comes right to mind.

"The Pause that Kills Jooos"

"Have a Mecca and a Jihad"

re: #215 buzzsawmonkey
You have a fellow member in the 'hanging chad' club.
Ben Hur.
I don't think he realized it.

re: #226 Ben Hur

Russian physiologist Leonid Kitaev-Smyk

from the country that brought the world the Mir space station and the BRDM......

///is there a credibility gap in their science here, or is it just me?

re: #237 Kosh's Shadow

"It's All the Rage"

re: #228 Kenneth

Now I just know LGF ladies will be wanting these!

Ooooh! I loooove the Versace, and let me tell you I have a pair of slingback heels that would be perfect with it!

re: #229 Ben Hur

Do I guess that means the Joos blew up the Fed Building after all.

Nah, but I bet you could find some idiot believing that they financed it..

Is this a new way to advertise Mecca Cola ?

re: #228 Kenneth
Maybe the Louis Vuitton electric chair for Mothers Day? How funny!

re: #219 galloping granny

Oh, no!

Child-latches on the cupboards! And the cats will just have to do without their midnight snacks!

Because of the dogs, the trashcan has a heavy lid. But the black mutt has watched me step on the lever, so I expect that she'll figure it out eventually.

re: #242 wolfie

LOL....

re: #222 vxbush

I love it when a long-haired dog is cleaned up and then blown-dry, so all the fur stands on end and they look like a giant dust mop....

Tha's what we do with them.... assuming they aren't spooked by dryers... their hair flows in the wind and shines as they go up the walk to the house...

re: #242 wolfie

Easy, girl. Lance is young and impressionable. Talk like that has been known to make him swoon.

re: #242 wolfie

Ooooh! I loooove the Versace, and let me tell you I have a pair of slingback heels that would be perfect with it!

I don't know - that Prada is way cool.

re: #249 Kenneth

Nah, I know she's taken.

I put a block on her.

re: #226 Ben Hur

"Arabs have the lowest rates of prostate cancer."

I wonder. They also claim to have the lowest rate of rape -- which is an absolute lie. In fact, I've noticed that Arabs seem to claim a lot of things that simply are not at all true. Honesty does not seem to be an important virtue in that neck of the woods.

re: #219 galloping granny

Hooks on the kitchen door is the answer!
When my little one was still quite puppy-ish, she managed to get into the bathroom and get at the toilet cleaner ...
I was in hysterics!
She was all right ...
Taught me an infallible lesson in living with puppies: if they're quiet, they're up to no good! Probably chewing a prized possession ...

(Its amazing how quickly a puppy can teach anybody, children especially, not to discard clothes and such on the floor ...!)

re: #223 Gumby

It's been tried. She was not fooled.

Considering that it's her one major foible, I'll just towel her and then let her air-dry. She's good about having her teeth brushed, her paws fussed with, and her ears cleaned. I can be patient with her dislike of the blow-dryer.

re: #224 galloping granny

Probably somebody tried to "train" him by blasting him in the face with water. Why people do that I will never know. Try using a small bucket to rinse.

I hold them under the snout and come up behind the head with the nozzle and put it on the back of the head and GENTLY let the water run over the head and face.... that way they can't see the sprayer coming and don't freak out....

re: #239 paxnhymn

from the country that brought the world the Mir space station and the BRDM......

///is there a credibility gap in their science here, or is it just me?

what's wrong with the BRDM? it burns just fine.......

re: #249 Kenneth

Easy, girl. Lance is young and impressionable. Talk like that has been known to make him swoon.

Ah! But were I twenty years younger and single,........heh

re: #224 galloping granny

Should have thought of that ... too late now, he died two months ago, very much missed.

re: #227 NoSubmission

OT:
Bacon Maple Donut

Too bad Elvis isn't here to enjoy several dozen of those things.

re: #219 galloping granny

The one that we have recently inherited has mastered the art of feeding herself in the middle of the night. Two nights in a row she has very carefully removed old plates of discarded wet cat food & empty cat food cans in order to throw herself a picnic on the sofa she wouldn't consider sitting on until after we are in bed. Last night she somehow managed to get the jar of peanut butter too, got the top off and licked it as far down as her tongue would reach. Also on the couch. Neatly, but on the couch.

A Doggie Dagwood!

What do they prefer in Gaza -
C arbonated
O ld
K amel
E ntrails?

re: #232 wolfie

Yes! We've found with our goldens that it is the sound that disturbs them as much as the blowing air. They like the cheaper brands w/ cheap motors. I don't really understand the physics of it, but Mr. Wolf has done a lot of experimenting w/ it.

Try putting cotton balls in the ears so they can't hear the sound... it will muffle it to a certain extent....

re: #249 Kenneth

Easy, girl. Lance is young and impressionable. Talk like that has been known to make him swoon.

followed by *thump*

re: #253 Daisy

There are no homosexuals in Iran, y'no!

re: #246 Dianna

Oh, no!

Child-latches on the cupboards! And the cats will just have to do without their midnight snacks!

Because of the dogs, the trashcan has a heavy lid. But the black mutt has watched me step on the lever, so I expect that she'll figure it out eventually.

Most likely sooner rather than later. But just thank your lucky stars she isn't a cat. I've had them steal bacon right out of the hot pan while it cooks, take off with an entire half-breast of turkey (still hot) and help themselves to an entire pizza. Cats do not bother to ask!

re: #228 Kenneth

Now I just know LGF ladies will be wanting these!

I really could have used one yesterday...

re: #257 redc1c4

what's wrong with the BRDM? it burns just fine.......

well...yeah..it does have a nice glow at night...but I don't think Ivan inside appreciated it's value as a field thermal device.

re: #235 buzzsawmonkey

Every job has its moments that give one pause. You're lucky that yours only gives you paws.

Our business name is 'Ma&Paws Mobile Grooming'

re: #246 Dianna

Oh, no!

Child-latches on the cupboards! And the cats will just have to do without their midnight snacks!

Because of the dogs, the trashcan has a heavy lid. But the black mutt has watched me step on the lever, so I expect that she'll figure it out eventually.

That's why we have one like an old-fashioned garbage can with a handle that locks the lid. I figured the poodles would figure out the step pretty quickly. It was fun watching one trying to figure out how to get in.

re: #266 galloping granny

Most likely sooner rather than later. But just thank your lucky stars she isn't a cat. I've had them steal bacon right out of the hot pan while it cooks, take off with an entire half-breast of turkey (still hot) and help themselves to an entire pizza. Cats do not bother to ask!

Ours is quite sensible about it. She will scavenge for the crumbs on the floor, but I've never seen her grab anything off the counters or the trash can. However, one day I caught her on top of the refrigerator, and the only way she could get there was by way of the counter--where she isn't allowed to go. Naughty, naughty.