Guess I'll need to start drinking more Pepsi then.

Charles, man. I'm getting worried about you. Don't you get tired of these guys?

Muslim Logic

re: #3 pat

Muslim Logic

Sharp like marbles, swift like fence posts.

I've heard that in the brain, whatever controls our ability to interpret something as 'logical' is turned off while we dream. For some reason I just thought of that.

Apparently, the brand was trademarked in 1903. Oh, dear ...

Of course, the mere fact that Pepsi Cola antedates the very existence of the state of Israel will have no effect on their belief.

Better the Jewish "Pay Every Pence to Save Israel" than the Islamic "Convert Or Kill Everyone"...

Save the Al Aqsa Mosque ,,,,, one pence from every sale PORK of will be donated to the cause

Pay Omars Rent for Kaliphate

(poetic liberty)

They caught us yet again.

It is a sad fact that no corporate entity or anyone in the MSM will call these ignorant fools "Idiots"

COKE - Carry Out Kuffr Extermination

Wtf is a pence?

re: #11 Dahveed

They caught us yet again.

Don't worry, they still haven't found out what Mountain Dew really means.

Shhhhh!

re: #2 lgfvidz

Charles, man. I'm getting worried about you. Don't you get tired of these guys?

Excuse me? Is someone forcing you to read LGF?

re: #3 pat

Muslim Logic

Oxymoron.
BTW, here's info about the origins of "Pepsi". Just in case inquiring minds want to know.

re: #14 allah this

Wtf is a pence?

The sum this man paid for his education and the value of his daughter

So glad I grew up on Pepsi. Only cola I drink.
Except for an RC cola with a moon pie every now & then.

re: #14 allah this

Wtf is a pence?

It's what Arabs would be wearing if they allowed Levi's in their countries.

'Got no time to post somthin' witty, gotta go conspire against some half-wit.

re: #4 MrSilverDragon

Sharp like marbles, swift like fence posts.

Snatch the petrified wood from my hand grasshopper, before it grows.

I thought "Pepsi" stood for "Palestinians Extremely Pissed at Successful Infidels."

Let's face it, folks, Mohammedans worship a rock. We aren't dealing with the sharpest knives in the drawer here. Personally, I think we should egg them on. Maybe some Mohammedans will wise up and leave the Death Cult if its leaders get far enough oout in cloud coo-coo land.

Or maybe not. We are talking about people who strap bombs on themselves and blow themselves up trying to kill little girls.

As a stock holder in Pepsi I would have to ask if ARAB stands for "All Arabs Are Bigots" ? Just asking?

I saw more than enough of their illogical logic while station in Saudi Arabia for 14 months. The stories I can tell.

re: #21 bosforus

It's what Arabs would be wearing if they allowed Levi's in their countries.

They found out that Levis were worn by the Levite priesthood. Another Joooooish conspiracy unmasked!

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re: #2 lgfvidz

Charles, man. I'm getting worried about you. Don't you get tired of these guys?

Which Victoria's Secret stuff do you wear?

re: #15 JamesTKirk

Don't worry, they still haven't found out what Mountain Dew really means.

Shhhhh!

Ohhh! Give them time. They are really smart people. They figured out the Pepsi thing. They figured out the Tsunami. They're really on to us now.

And here I thought COKE = Cola only Kafirs Enjoy

re: #14 allah this

Wtf is a pence?

IIRC, British equivelent of a penny.

re: #16 Charles

I think he was trying to be funny.

It doesn't always work.

Next they'll latch onto the "Proctor & Gamble's logo is satanic" thing.

PEPSI was trademarked in 1903. In 1903 there were 12 pence to a shilling, and 20 shillings in a pound sterling; thus a pence was in fact 1/240th of a pound sterling.

There are 100 "new pence" in pound sterling, effective in 1971 when GB abolished the shilling.

Yet another example to show this, ahem, person haz no cleu.

re: #27 Cygnus

They found out that Levis were worn by the Levite priesthood. Another Joooooish conspiracy unmasked!

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Oh they're quick. It's hard to get anything past them, that's for sure.

re: #14 allah this

One penny, two pence, three pence.
Pence is plural.

re: #32 Kenneth

I think he was trying to be funny.

It doesn't always work.

Tell me. More than once I've tossed a turd into the punchbowl.

re: #7 savage_nation

How bout

re: #2 lgfvidz

Charles, man. I'm getting worried about you. Don't you get tired of these guys?

Feel free to blog at HuffPo or Kos. Don't let us stand between you and the exit.

Is this guy just in the pay of big Mecca Cola?
[Link: www.viewimages.com...]

What other acronyms can they/we come up with? I saw the coke one, nice - but what about, Big K, Shasta, Faygo, Jolt?

It might be too easy to go with Big Kuffir, but maybe there's a secret message in Mountain Dew that I should be worried about - so confusing.

/ did I just become old - do they even make Faygo any more...?

re: #29 dahveed

Ohhh! Give them time. They are really smart people. They figured out the Pepsi thing. They figured out the Tsunami. They're really on to us now.

OT - speaking of tsunamis, has the MSM found a way to blame Bush for that horrible Burma cyclone yet? (I heard the death toll could be 50,000. God help them)

re: #32 Kenneth

I think he was trying to be funny.

It doesn't always work.

Check out: [Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

re: #42 Cygnus

OT - speaking of tsunamis, has the MSM found a way to blame Bush for that horrible Burma cyclone yet? (I heard the death toll could be 50,000. God help them)

allah, piss be on the bastard, willed it.

#9 Better the Jewish "Pay Every Pence to Save Israel" than the Islamic "Convert Or Kill Everyone"...

Magnificent bastard!

re: #42 Cygnus

OT - speaking of tsunamis, has the MSM found a way to blame Bush for that horrible Burma cyclone yet? (I heard the death toll could be 50,000. God help them)

NPR this morning was blathering about how it is extremely difficult to get relief to the victims "because of the isolation of the Myanmar regime."

In other words, the regime is perfectly willing to let its people die in the thousands, and suffer in the tens of thousands, in service of its isolationist paranoia.

Funny, but for a long time, Pepsi refused to sell concessions in Israel because it didn't want to lose Arab business. Coca Cola did business in Israel for a long time (and I've got an Israeli Coca Cola bottle on my desk as a reminder) before Pepsi decided to start operating in Israel. Carl had more.

re: #40 jaunte

Is this guy just in the pay of big Mecca Cola?
[Link: www.viewimages.com...]

Jihad Cola!

re: #38 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I LOVE THAT!

I remember the pale green Dr. Pepper company cars and trucks from the '60s, with that logo on them. Also, I have a couple of glass blocks from the headquarters building that was torn down in '96.

He took the Pepsi Challenge and lost.

/Have a Coke and a smile, M'f'er!

re: #43 Charles

2 comments?! Wow. They're just not trying hard anymore.

re: #42 Cygnus

OT - speaking of tsunamis, has the MSM found a way to blame Bush for that horrible Burma cyclone yet? (I heard the death toll could be 50,000. God help them)

Sign Kyoto!

/

Even if PEPSI does stand for PAY EVERY PENCE TO SAVE ISRAEL one has to ask why does Israel need saving? Oh, that's right; the Muslims have been trying to destroy her for decades. And here I thought Islam was all about peace, love, and puppies. They have the audacity to complain that Israel shouldn't just fall over and die like they want her to.

re: #37 squirrelguy

I have:

a) made jokes that fell flat
b) missed jokes others said
c) got offended at what I though was an insult but was just ironic humor
d) laughed at what I though was a joke, but turned out to be deadly serious

And other variations on the socially clueless theme.

BTW, the "Pepsi" in Pepsi-Cola was originally pepsin, a digestive enzyme, since Pepsi and Coke were originally marketed as patent medicine digestive aids, not merely as beverages.

FANTA - F-ck All Nakba Terrorist Assh-les

re: #51 bosforus

Some of us have school.

re: #43 Charles

checkmate

re: #43 Charles

Oh, I see what you mean then. It's starting to look like a pattern...

(cut to sound of Stinky B. slowly whittling a fresh stick...)

re: #57 lgfvidz

Some of us have school.

You just increased your number of comments by 50%, nice work.

In the mean time, COKE manufactures in Israel and Pepsi does not.

re: #42 Cygnus

OT - speaking of tsunamis, has the MSM found a way to blame Bush for that horrible Burma cyclone yet? (I heard the death toll could be 50,000. God help them)

Well, it must be his fault. He won't have the Senate ratify Kyoto so it must be his fault. Or at least Halliburton's.

I had Pepsi at lunch today with my Cuban pork sandwich. Boy, was it ever good!

Wow I thought it stood for
Palestinians Eat Puppies Sent In

Hamas MP: Pelosi Stands For 'Planting Every Liberal Obstacle to Sink Israel'

#49 I remember the pale green Dr. Pepper company cars and trucks from the '60s, with that logo on them. Also, I have a couple of glass blocks from the headquarters building that was torn down in '96.

On Sunday a deli in Kew Gardens, Queens had one can amid several conventional Dr Pepper ones with the retro 10-2-4 Doctor who looked like The Penguin. Jim Morrison could have offered to buy my Doritos and i wouldn't have been as shocked.

Is cola haram?

re: #57 lgfvidz

Oh wait, I read that info stuff wrong. My bad. I'm going to lunch. I'm not very good at lgf today.

re: #52 Ward Cleaver,

You laugh, but this is just another example of American Arrogance killing brown people. If America had signed Kyoto, there would have been no more hurricanes or cyclones. Mother Gaeia would have been pleased with us and not sent them anymore.

(I'm getting so good at this it scares me :-)

re: #14 allah this

Wtf is a pence?

It's Brit for a penny

re: #57 lgfvidz

Some of us have school.

Recess is over, then?

re: #48 Cygnus

Jihad Cola!

Funny how Mecca cola copies the red color, instead of using a more islamic green, or black for their branding. Because they want to be mistaken
for The Real Thing.
/Fakers

In his book Religion and Life – Modern Everyday Fatwas, Egyptian Mufti Dr. Ali Gum’a wrote that the companions of the Prophet Muhammad would bless themselves by drinking his urine, and described an incident of urine-drinking from a hadith: “Umm Ayman drank the urine of the Prophet, and the prophet told her: ‘This stomach will not be dragged through the fire of Hell, because it contains something of our Lord the Messenger of Allah...’

"Don't drink Pepsi, drink piss" - WTF?

re: #62 Dahveed

Well, it must be his fault. He won't have the Senate ratify Kyoto so it must be his fault. Or at least Halliburton's.

Well yes. The USA did not give Burma enough warning.
Speaking of which, anyone know how the lawsuit against the USA is going because it failed to adequately warn Indonesia of the likelihood of a tsunami?

Weren't the Iranians pushing this nutty Pepsi conspiracy crap not too long ago too?

The irony here is greater then many know. For many years you couldn't get a Pepsi in Israel. Only Coke.

I believe it was sometime in the Mid to late 1980's when Pepsi stopped complying with the Arab Boycott of Israel.

Israel rents space in this fellow's mind.

re: #62 Dahveed

Oh, I'm sure that they'll try. They'll blame the Administration's policies towards Burma as getting in the way of humanitarian aid while ignoring that the junta's policies did more to result in carnage than anything Bush has or will do there.

Meanwhile, MSNBC is now reporting that 10 million kids die worldwide because of the lack of basic health care. Unmentioned is that millions die needlessly every year because the econuts made DDT all but unavailable to control malaria - a scourge throughout the world that causes untold misery but is controlled easily with DDT.

And elsewhere, regimes routinely fail to provide basic health care and sanitation or downplay crises.

That too will somehow be blamed on the administration.

re: #71 Kenneth

You insult kids over the internet? i want to be like you when I grow up.

All bizarre Arab conspiracy fantasies are pronounced true, courtesy of the Mecca Wish Foundation.

re: #77 onslow

Israel rents space in this fellow's mind.

They could build a McMansion in this fellow's mind. With a back yard.

re: #73 Ornery Ballsack,

Like I said, they worship a rock.

What threat does Hamas MP Salem Salamah believe the al Aqsa mosque should be protected from? I thought it was his group that was intent on destroying the archaeological record of the Temple Mount.

You play the whiny victim when called out? I don't want to be like you.

re: #82 Iron Fist

,

Like I said, they worship a rock.

That's what accounts for Islam's original meteoric rise.

Err, that last post was supposed to quote #79.

re: #79 lgfvidz

You insult kids over the internet? i want to be like you when I grow up.

Either what I said was true, in which case it's not an insult.
Or else you are not a kid, in which case, it is an insult.

Take your pick.

re: #85 buzzsawmonkey

That's what accounts for Islam's original meteoric rise.

And hopefully soon to be crash & burn.

And KORAN is also an acronym:

Kaboom
On
Red-Sea-Pedestrians
And
Non-Believers

Fear the fizzy, imperialist drink!

re: #49 Ward Cleaver

I remember the pale green Dr. Pepper company cars and trucks from the '60s, with that logo on them. Also, I have a couple of glass blocks from the headquarters building that was torn down in '96.

So I guess you know then that Dr. Pepper HQ was in Dallas?

re: #79 lgfvidz

Fortunately (or otherwise), no one stepped on you in the nest.

Curly to Mo(Pepsi Be Upon Him): Drink 72up, the un-Infidel cola, and get yur 72 virgins wet.

Hey wait ... what about White Lightning ?!?

re: #70 Gumby

One penny, two pence, three pence.
Pence is plural.

re: #53 Milk Toast Intolerant

And here I thought Islam was all about peace, love, and puppies.

Not puppies. Dogs are haram, after all.

Why Pepsi?

Does Pepcid also stand for something?

re: #52 Ward Cleaver

Sign Kyoto!

/

Think we should get Algore's opinion on this?
We shouldn't do a thing without the Oracle's approval.

OMG PUPPIES!

The worst part is that Pepsi will probably now issue a press release denying the rumor and expressing solidarity with its Palestinian brethren, as well as a $250 million grant to the Palestinian/UN Peaceful Civilian Multi-Warhead Rocket Research trade school & metal shop emporium in Gaza.

re: #87 Kenneth

google search lgfvidz
I wasn't able to click on the link because of my work filter which gave this error:
Pornography;Forum/Bulletin Boards;Personal Network Storage
On second thought, feel free not to click it

re: #76 Opinionated

Looks like the Pepsi boycott of Israel didn't end until 1991.

Notice that Coke- but not Pepsi- is a target of this anti Israel campaign.

[Link: www.inminds.co.uk...]

[Link: www.inminds.co.uk...]

Wow. If this guy is some type of "intellectual", I'm curious about their Einstein or Hawking equivalent.

Oh, wait . . . . I forgot, they invented Math! Never mind . . .

re: #96 lobo91

Yet another reason to dislike Islam!

I love puppies. And kittens, but there's just something about a soft, wiggly puppy that reduces me to goo. It's embarrassing, but there it is.

Heads up shocker from the NY Times blogs -- Iraqi correspondent returns from Syria to find huge improvements, hopes Americans will stay.
here - no kidding

re: #87 Kenneth

Oh, but click on the "similar pages" link and there's a bunch of stuff. I'd do it, but I've gotta go. Enjoy.

re: #99 vxbush

re: #99 vxbush

Oh, my!

Too cute!

re: #55 buzzsawmonkey

BTW, the "Pepsi" in Pepsi-Cola was originally pepsin, a digestive enzyme, since Pepsi and Coke were originally marketed as patent medicine digestive aids, not merely as beverages.

Rumor has it that Coke also had a little cocaine in it until the FDA made them change the 'original recipe'.

re: #79 lgfvidz

You insult kids over the internet? i want to be like you when I grow up.

Worse things could happen.

re: #73 Ornery Ballsack

In his book Religion and Life – Modern Everyday Fatwas, Egyptian Mufti Dr. Ali Gum’a wrote that the companions of the Prophet Muhammad would bless themselves by drinking his urine, and described an incident of urine-drinking from a hadith: “Umm Ayman drank the urine of the Prophet, and the prophet told her: ‘This stomach will not be dragged through the fire of Hell, because it contains something of our Lord the Messenger of Allah...’

"Don't drink Pepsi, drink piss" - WTF?

Both Prophet Piss Soda and the non-caffeinated Mohammed Mist are perhaps a little over-sugared for Western taste, but that is necessary to counteract the bitterness of the other...flavorings. Both are heavily carbonated, insofar as it is customary in Arab lands to give an appreciative post-prandial belch to signify to one's host that one has enjoyed the meal.

P-alistinians
E-xplode
P-ersistently
S-iting
I-slam

re: #69 Iron Fist

,

You laugh, but this is just another example of American Arrogance killing brown people. If America had signed Kyoto, there would have been no more hurricanes or cyclones. Mother Gaeia would have been pleased with us and not sent them anymore.

(I'm getting so good at this it scares me :-)

No, that would be Ethanol mandates.

re: #7 savage_nation

Isn't Dr. Pepper the one that comes with a syringe in the can?

re: #109 Gumby

Rumor has it that Coke also had a little cocaine in it until the FDA made them change the 'original recipe'.

For only $250.00 + shipping, I'll send you the original Coke recipe, and as a bonus, I'll throw in Mrs. Debbie's cookie recipe.