Morning Lizards!

Hah! I see you're right on time rightside :)

rightside! :-)

Very late evening lizards.

{rightside}
{galloping granny}
{littleoldlady}
{Neo Con since 9-11)}

I was lucky! it was there, and I was scrambling to post! then sat there a couple minutes, til the new thread smell drifted around, and caught everyones attention, like fresh coffee, or bacon cooking LOL

Good evening GOTC

re: #6 rightside

I was lucky! it was there, and I was scrambling to post! then sat there a couple minutes, til the new thread smell drifted around, and caught everyones attention, like fresh coffee, or bacon cooking LOL

Mmmmm - bacon. I have bacon. Maybe I should fire up the grill and cook.

re: #4 Neo Con since 9-11

Very late evening lizards.

Early morning to you Neo Con :)

re: #9 galloping granny

Early morning to you Neo Con :)

Good evening from those of us who have been drinking since yesterday

re: #8 galloping granny

Wouldn't the bacon fall through the gaps on the grill?

Charles must be chugging Redline VPX.

{Lizardia}

re: #11 rightside

Wouldn't the bacon fall through the gaps on the grill?

I would not give a gas grill houseroom. I use a great huge wood/charcoal model. The bacon might fall through the grids, but I have a 20 inch cast iron fry pan that I cook on the grill in (too big for the stove.) Nothing better in this world than peanut butter, jelly and bacon sandwiches hot off the fire early on a warm morning.

re: #14 galloping granny

I would not give a gas grill houseroom.

Love it. I've never even heard the term 'houseroom,' but it gets the point across.

re: #14 galloping granny

I would not give a gas grill houseroom. I use a great huge wood/charcoal model. The bacon might fall through the grids, but I have a 20 inch cast iron fry pan that I cook on the grill in (too big for the stove.) Nothing better in this world than peanut butter, jelly and bacon sandwiches hot off the fire early on a warm morning.

I prefer my convection oven to cook my hot beef links

re: #16 Neo Con since 9-11

I prefer my convection oven to cook my hot beef links

I am a barbarian at heart Neo Con. I truly love cooking on wood. I even bake in a campfire. Not quite good enough to do the turkey on a string thing, but I wouldn't starve by a longshot.

re: #14 galloping granny

Damn! and I am on a diet! *Mouth waters at the scent of bacon*

re: #18 rightside

Damn! and I am on a diet! *Mouth waters at the scent of bacon*

I find it easier to give certain things up entirely than to diet. No candy. Definitely no more popcorn for quite some while. No chips. But give up bacon? Not a speck of it. I wouldn't eat it every day no matter how much I love it, but I will eat it once a week on GPs, just because the muslims hate it. I am free!

re: #19 galloping granny

Oh, I still have it..just not as often. Would never give up the bacon! Having Canadian bacon this morning, as a matter of fact!

Talk about outrageous!

Obama welcomes Edwards endorsement, even if tardy

During which he said -

"We are here tonight because the Democratic voters have made their choice, and so have I," Edwards said to thunderous applause. He said Obama "stands with me" in a fight to cut poverty in half within 10 years, a claim Obama confirmed moments later.

What about the rest of them? The ones who haven't voted yet? The ones in Florida and Michigan who have their votes entirely discarded?

Talk about smoke-filled back rooms! I have never seen anything so blatant. Do the Democrats really think that most of us see their machinations as "fair" and "democratic"? What supercilious nicompoops!

I can see why FBV isn't on in the early AM. Nothing to do with timing, the thread gets hijacked by the carnivores.

re: #21 galloping granny

Talk about outrageous!

Obama welcomes Edwards endorsement, even if tardy

During which he said -

What about the rest of them? The ones who haven't voted yet? The ones in Florida and Michigan who have their votes entirely discarded?

Talk about smoke-filled back rooms! I have never seen anything so blatant. Do the Democrats really think that most of us see their machinations as "fair" and "democratic"? What supercilious nicompoops!

OOPS - the link: [Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Otherwise, why do so many people walk upright and with open eyes into their misfortune?

Because people are stupid.

re: #23 galloping granny

OOPS - the link: [Link: news.yahoo.com...]

I think that, like many moonbats, Obama and his cheerleaders believe declaring a fact makes it true.

re: #22 Panhandler

I can see why FBV isn't on in the early AM. Nothing to do with timing, the thread gets hijacked by the carnivores.

Not entirely. You will also find fruitcup eaters & coffee drinkers. The DT is an "open" thread, so no hijacking can take place.

What the heck is FBV?

re: #11 rightside

Wouldn't the bacon fall through the gaps on the grill?

Nope, not it if you lay it across the grill properly. If your charcoals are going out, just toss some bacon on the grill and the fat dripping on the coals keeps the fire going.

re: #26 galloping granny

Fat Bastard Vevetarian ( Chubby Vegan in an earlier life). I also scooch by for fruit cup when possible -= after checking to see what RedC1C4 has been up to.

re: #18 rightside

Damn! and I am on a diet! *Mouth waters at the scent of bacon*

Just go Atkins and eat all the bacon you want. Or get some bacon salt (vegetarian and kosher, so that everyone can enjoy the [artificial] flavor of bacon!) until the diet is over.

re: #19 galloping granny

I wouldn't eat [bacon] every day no matter how much I love it, but I will eat it once a week on GPs, just because the muslims hate it. I am free!

There's my excuse for drinking all the alcohol...

re: #28 Panhandler

What the heck is a vevetarian you ask? Well, so do I! Vegetarian

re: #29 JamesTKirk

lol, reminds me of that "real men of genius" commercials for budlight!

re: #31 Panhandler

What the heck is a vevetarian you ask? Well, so do I! Vegetarian

is Indian for "bad hunter".

re: #32 rightside

lol, reminds me of that "real men of genius" commercials for budlight!

I love those commercials! I had the full set as MP3s.

re: #28 Panhandler

Fat Bastard Vevetarian ( Chubby Vegan in an earlier life). I also scooch by for fruit cup when possible -= after checking to see what RedC1C4 has been up to.

I think I missed them both this morning.

Gone from vegan to vegetarian? Well that's making progress. The granddaughter has decided that she will be "vegetarian" - though she is not allowed to give up milk, cheese, eggs or fish. I'm starting to wonder if I am going to sprout gills before she outgrows it. And finding that I have less guilt by the day at cooking meat just for myself, something that is entirely against my instinct.

Wow - first time I've seen this on that site:

OPERATION BACON SALT
A few months ago, we got an email. The subject of the message was "Marine Loves Bacon," and the author – a Corporal in the US Marine Corps - detailed some horrible conditions that no person should have to endure: life without bacon.

re: #33 JamesTKirk

Ah yes, as we speak I don't have any bacon, having to make do with some buffalo jerky. If you're going to eat meat, go with the best.

re: #37 Panhandler

Ah yes, as we speak I don't have any bacon, having to make do with some buffalo jerky. If you're going to eat meat, go with the best.

Amen.

re: #34 JamesTKirk

I find them sometimes on sites, but then they get yanked for copyright infringement. Hilarious though!

"Better look it up, while you help yourself to another package of bacon"

re: #36 JamesTKirk

Wow - first time I've seen this on that site:

OPERATION BACON SALT
A few months ago, we got an email. The subject of the message was "Marine Loves Bacon," and the author – a Corporal in the US Marine Corps - detailed some horrible conditions that no person should have to endure: life without bacon.

Interesting. Now, can our service people have real bacon in the mideast? Or is that one of those dhimmi things we have agreed to, like the black bags they used to make our women in Saudi wear.? (and the fact they still cannot drive!)

"Bud Lite salutes you, mister rabid Obama worshipper. Only someone with a complete denial of reality could think that someone who opposed everything he stood for - cutting taxes and standing up to America's enemies - could be the new John F. Kennedy. So crack open a cold one now, mister rabid Obama worshipper, because once Obama and his minions bring Sharia law to us all... you'll be drinking goat's milk."

Good Morning Lizards. All this talk about bacon!
This is so culturaly insensitive to our friends at CAIR that monior here.
Bacon Akbar!

re: #37 Panhandler

Ah yes, as we speak I don't have any bacon, having to make do with some buffalo jerky. If you're going to eat meat, go with the best.

I miss buffalo jerky. The good news is that I can get buffalo at the store for only about $1 a pound more than hamburg.

I've got to go in a little earlier to do some grading, so have a great day, Lizards!

re: #42 opnion

Good Morning Lizards. All this talk about bacon!
This is so culturaly insensitive to our friends at CAIR that monior here.
Bacon Akbar!

We could have Sausage Gravy and Biscuits instead if that would suit you. . . . .

re: #40 galloping granny

Interesting. Now, can our service people have real bacon in the mideast?

Not that I know of, and we're not allowed to send it to them (I got a list of things I couldn't send when one of my friends was Over There). Sending them artificial bacon seasoning is "the best we can do" until someone (no doubt in the State Department) gets their head out of their ass (don't hold your breath waiting!)

re: #44 goddessoftheclassroom

I've got to go in a little earlier to do some grading, so have a great day, Lizards!

You too goddess!

re: #35 galloping granny

Sneak this one in on her, that'll show just how dedicated she really is.
Redneck Seafood

re: #46 JamesTKirk

Not that I know of, and we're not allowed to send it to them (I got a list of things I couldn't send when one of my friends was Over There). Sending them artificial bacon seasoning is "the best we can do" until someone (no doubt in the State Department) gets their head out of their ass (don't hold your breath waiting!)

Too bad. You can buy bacon in a can and it is wonderful.

re: #49 galloping granny

re: #46 JamesTKirk

Not that I know of, and we're not allowed to send it to them (I got a list of things I couldn't send when one of my friends was Over There). Sending them artificial bacon seasoning is "the best we can do" until someone (no doubt in the State Department) gets their head out of their ass (don't hold your breath waiting!)

Too bad. You can buy bacon in a can and it is wonderful.

I should send him some porn in a can now that he's back.

re: #48 Panhandler

Sneak this one in on her, that'll show just how dedicated she really is.
Redneck Seafood

Ewwww.

re: #45 galloping granny

We could have Sausage Gravy and Biscuits instead if that would suit you. . . . .

Probably still an act of overt insensitivity.
We are probably all going to be reported to the Obama Campaign, for later action.I like my bacon crisp.

re: #52 opnion

Probably still an act of overt insensitivity.
We are probably all going to be reported to the Obama Campaign, for later action.I like my bacon crisp.

Me too. If it isn't crisp then it is still raw. You do know what I have to say about the Obama "campaign", right?

re: #53 galloping granny

Me too. If it isn't crisp then it is still raw. You do know what I have to say about the Obama "campaign", right?

That you also think it should be crispy?

re: #52 opnion

Probably still an act of overt insensitivity.
We are probably all going to be reported to the Obama Campaign, for later action.I like my bacon crisp.

I myself prefer the bacon to be limp, makes it easier to wrap around the questionable byproduct hot dog.

re: #55 Panhandler

I myself prefer the bacon to be limp, makes it easier to wrap around the questionable byproduct hot dog.

I like it somewhere in between, depending on how I'm eating it. In a sandwich, it's supposed to be crunchy.

re: #53 galloping granny

Me too. If it isn't crisp then it is still raw. You do know what I have to say about the Obama "campaign", right?

But you know if it comes all limp & not well cooked in a restaurant, I am a little reluctant to send it back. You know, they might get even in the kitchen.
Your attitude toward the Obama campaign is known & spot on.

re: #54 JamesTKirk

That you also think it should be crispy?

Toast comes to mind. . .

re: #52 opnion

Correcting overt insensitivity can be a hassle. What I object to is "correcting latent insensitivities". Look, Obama is not qualified, I don't care what his ethnic background is, he's just not qualified.

re: #22 Panhandler

I can see why FBV isn't on in the early AM. Nothing to do with timing, the thread gets hijacked by the carnivores.

Ahem. Hi Guys!

re: #60 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ahem. Hi Guys!

Look, guys, it's a herbivore! We eat herbivores!

/pass the Bacon Salt

re: #61 JamesTKirk

Run Away! Run Away!

heh.

re: #60 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ahem. Hi Guys!

Still haven't worked up to using the avatar I sent you I see. Bet it will show up during the D convention though, too good of a statement to pass up. How's by you dude?

re: #57 opnion

But you know if it comes all limp & not well cooked in a restaurant, I am a little reluctant to send it back. You know, they might get even in the kitchen.
Your attitude toward the Obama campaign is known & spot on.

I am never reluctant to send something back to the kitchen. If I am paying good money for something, then you can bet I want what I am paying to get. No burned fries, no raw burgers, and no half-cooked bacon.

re: #59 Panhandler

Correcting overt insensitivity can be a hassle. What I object to is "correcting latent insensitivities". Look, Obama is not qualified, I don't care what his ethnic background is, he's just not qualified.

Obama is despicable. We have talked about this before, Bill O'Donahoe of the Catholic League is no FNS discussing Obams support in the Illinois Senate for "Full Term Abortion."
The aborion is botched & the infant is fully born & denied all medical care & as I understand it even assisted to die. It is Infanticide.
He blocked it in committe from being outlawed

re: #59 Panhandler

Correcting overt insensitivity can be a hassle. What I object to is "correcting latent insensitivities". Look, Obama is not qualified, I don't care what his ethnic background is, he's just not qualified.

Exactly. I don't care if he is pink, green or purple, 6 or 60. He has done nothing of substance and he knows nothing of substance. Absolutely NO qualifications for POTUS at all.

re: #64 galloping granny

I am never reluctant to send something back to the kitchen. If I am paying good money for something, then you can bet I want what I am paying to get. No burned fries, no raw burgers, and no half-cooked bacon.

You really don't want to know what the do to your meal in the kitchen.

re: #63 Panhandler

Handler, again, thanks anyway. I just can't have the "f" word in my avatar. One day, I felt adventurous (after hunting beets with a spear, I guess) I tried for an hour, but couldn't get it to upload. By the end of the hour, my courage waned, and I deleted it.

re: #67 opnion

You really don't want to know what the do to your meal in the kitchen.

I usually choose to send a meal that I am dissatisfied with back via the manager. And I have been known to send the meal back twice. I am particularly prone to send back undercooked hamburger after a lecture about the dangers of and legal liabilities for E. coli O157. They do not do anything to my meal in the kitchen.

re: #68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Good on ya. A man whos stands by his principles, does this mean you won't be going to the convention in Denver?

Good morning everybody!

this is creepy on so many levels I don't know where to begin....

[Link: www.lifesitenews.com...]

re: #70 Panhandler

Good on ya. A man whos stands by his principles, does this mean you won't be going to the convention in Denver?

I can not imagine the odor during that time. We should call Denver durning the "donk" convention "The Swamp Of Eternal Stench".

re: #72 Jewels (aka Julian)

this is creepy on so many levels I don't know where to begin....

[Link: www.lifesitenews.com...]

Ummmm... NO.

re: #72 Jewels (aka Julian)

Ah geez. *spit*

re: #71 Pater Coop

Good morning everybody!

Ah, enthusiasm and joi de vere on a Thursday. I see a future for you in the Walmart greeter lixicon.

re: #76 Panhandler

Ah, enthusiasm and joi de vere on a Thursday. I see a future for you in the Walmart greeter lixicon.

But you got to get that little "shake" just right.

re: #72 Jewels (aka Julian)

this is creepy on so many levels I don't know where to begin....

[Link: www.lifesitenews.com...]

Wow. Unbelievable. Interpol should prosecute the German government for distributing child pornography.

/Any "father" of one of my daughters or granddaughters who paid the slightest bit of attention to her clitoris or vagina other than to clean it while changing a diaper would find himself childless and perhaps member-less faster than he could spit. Fuck the German government.

Want to get ahead of gas prices? Feel the need to state that you care about both the envionment and you inner self? I put one of these together yesterday, it should fit the bill. Alternative transport with with an attitude. Don't forget to tip your service guy (ahem).

re: #79 Panhandler

Want to get ahead of gas prices? Feel the need to state that you care about both the envionment and you inner self? I put one of these together yesterday, it should fit the bill. Alternative transport with with an attitude. Don't forget to tip your service guy (ahem).

I can see myself on that now :(

re: #72 Jewels (aka Julian)

I don't suppose those idiot German govt. officials stopped to think that when you perform an action on a regular basis, it becomes a habit. Even if you could justify such horror on the grounds of promoting a healthy sex drive in your child--and I don't remotely pretend to--you are still opening the door to very unhealthy sexual interaction as the child grows older. I hope this is a hoax. Have we really degenerated so far?

re: #79 Panhandler

Kind of hard to take my Golden Retriever along on that, but he'd sure enjoy the cool breeze created.

Elias Canetti's quote reads like a paraphrase of ISAIAH 6:9:

He said, "Go and tell this people:

" `Be ever hearing, but never understanding;
be ever seeing, but never perceiving.'

Make the heart of this people calloused;
make their ears dull
and close their eyes.
Otherwise they might see with their eyes,
hear with their ears,
understand with their hearts,
and turn and be healed." (NIV)

Obama and infanticide. There are pro-choice (abortion) Americans, pro-partial birth (kill the baby as it’s being born) Americans, and pro Infanticide (kill the baby after it’s born) Americans.

To read more about how, while in the Illinois state senate, Obama led the fight to deny medical care to infants born alive as a result of botched abortions and let them die unaided in hospital rooms, check out the links below.

National Catholic Register, 5-18-08: "Obama vs. The Right to Life"

Nat Hentoff, The Sacramento Bee, 4/29/08: "Infanticide Candidate for President"

Rick Santorum, The Philadelphia Inquirer, 2/28/08: “The Elephant in the Room: Obama: A harsh ideologue hidden by a feel-good image”

Terence P. Jeffrey, Cybercast News Service, 1/9/08: "Obama Is the Most Pro-Abortion Candidate Ever"

Jill Stanek, American Conservative Daily, 4/14/08: “Obama Blocked Born Alive Infant Protection Act”

re: #69 galloping granny

I usually choose to send a meal that I am dissatisfied with back via the manager. And I have been known to send the meal back twice. I am particularly prone to send back undercooked hamburger after a lecture about the dangers of and legal liabilities for E. coli O157. They do not do anything to my meal in the kitchen.

You know that, how?

re: #80 galloping granny

I can see myself on that now :(

Nerts, you must have checked out the price. Well, they are making only 400 of them for worldwide sale, you won't see yourself in the parking lot.

re: #79 Panhandler

Do you have any idea how many square feet of pavement my body would spread out over? I'll stick to the Toyota Highlander "FatMobile".

Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh
Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh Nuh
FATMAN! !

(imagine the Batwings on the logo, the Oprah arm fat)

re: #81 Pater Coop

sadly it isn't :|

Additional quotes attributed to Canetti:

Whether or not God is dead: it is impossible to keep silent about him who was there for so long.

The great writers of aphorisms read as if they had all known each other well.

re: #86 Panhandler

Nerts, you must have checked out the price. Well, they are making only 400 of them for worldwide sale, you won't see yourself in the parking lot.

Nope. Remembered what my sister looks like these days on her Harley. Shrunk the bike in my mind's eye. Not pretty. Definitely NOT pretty.

re: #87 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

We also cater to the ovideperously challenged. Enjoy the ride.

Morning all. Well, I will hold my nose at vote repub in Nov. but Fla. Gov. Crist says he agrees with McPain that "gorebull warming is our No. 1 problem. Say what? Goddamn pandering assholes.

So, if its the D party elites who now demand Obama.
So, if Hildie does not want Obama to be Pres.
So, if Hildie wants to be first woman Pres.
So, all she has to do is run a half ass third party ticket.
So, that takes just 10% from Obama,
So, that is all it will take.
So, McLame gets in and 4 years of that bull shit.

Hildie for 8 years aftermath.

re: #84 Rancher
Ya know the McCain Campaign is probably too "Pristine" to use Barrys Full Term Abortion Advocacy.
Surrogate groups have to do it. No one should ask McCain's permission.
This is not just about him. It is all of us.

re: #91 Panhandler

Motorcycles scare the poop out of me. Two cousins lifelong disabilities because of wrecks. No thanks.

re: #93 taxfreekiller

Mornin' tfk!

re: #84 Rancher

There are probably many posters here who support the horrific practice of late term abortion. It's just one small step to what Obama thought was ok. Remember, they're not Humans anyway, right?

Good Morning All....narcotics and coffee,the breakfast of champions.lol

re: #97 Widow'smight

Really? I suspect that most people here don't like the idea.

re: #93 taxfreekiller

/you're harshing my buzz

re: #97 Widow'smight
I hope and think you are wrong on the many posters supporting late term abortion.

re: #93 taxfreekiller

So, if its the D party elites who now demand Obama.
So, if Hildie does not want Obama to be Pres.
So, if Hildie wants to be first woman Pres.
So, all she has to do is run a half ass third party ticket.
So, that takes just 10% from Obama,
So, that is all it will take.
So, McLame gets in and 4 years of that bull shit.

Hildie for 8 years aftermath.

If Hildie causes the Dems to lose in 2008, there's no way they'll ever let her run under their banner in 2012.

Good morning lizards, I am bleary eyed... switching to afternoon/evening work but am still an early riser... ack.

re: #103 The Albatross

Al! Good to hear you got a gig that didn't set your reactions off. Still in the FT Walton area or commuting?

For cryin' out loud. We have all this other really serious shit going on and Arlen Spector is worried about spygate. Our tax dollars at work. NOT!

re: #97 Widow'smight

There are probably many posters here who support the horrific practice of late term abortion. It's just one small step to what Obama thought was ok. Remember, they're not Humans anyway, right?

I'm probably one of the most "liberal" people here when it comes to abortion and I certainly do not support late term abortion. Heck, I don't even support second trimester abortion in other than exceptional circumstances. While, yes, I believe that whether or not a woman has an abortion is and should properly be between her, her doctor and her G_d (whoever that G_d might be), I also believe that there is no excuse these days for suddenly deciding to abort at 15 or 24 weeks when modern pregnancy tests will turn a positive before a woman has even missed a period.

BRAVE NEW SCHOOLS
History textbooks promoting Islam
New report says Muslim activists 'succeeding' in expunging criticism

Tried to submit this link... url already posted... but couldn't find it to up ding. There are influences in public education a plenty... but it pains me no end that those deemed "offensive" are Christian.

re: #101 pingjockey

Not ones posting in the morning, like this bunch.