open threads... just.. find a way

Good evening, Lizards. What a disappointing day all around.

Thanks Charles. I'm sick of the muslims.

I see that Babba Zee is putting together quite a collection of banned and disgruntled LGF posters.

[Link: www.haloscan.com...]

I guess I should feel flattered that they're so obsessed with me, but really ... I'm just disappointed.

ahhhhh I love the wide open expanse of an open thread.

Have you tried four wheel disk brakes?

I hope this is a safe and sane thread!

Olberdouche's on-air meltdown is Exhibit A against the Fairness Doctorine.

re: #8 Psaturn

I hope this is a safe and sane thread!

No discussion of sex with dinosaurs.

re: #3 goddessoftheclassroom

Good evening, Lizards. What a disappointing day all around.

whats wrong, Goddess,,, anything us lizards can do to help? I have an old friend back in Boston, for $20 and a six pack he'll break someones legs for ya !

re: #10 The Other Les

No discussion of sex with dinosaurs.

Aww man, you mean I can't talk about my favorite past time?

even animated avatars hate him

re: #10 The Other Les

No discussion of sex with dinosaurs.

Oh..according to evolution...it is impossible to have human and dinosaurs together....

re: #11 sattv4u2

whats wrong, Goddess,,, anything us lizards can do to help? I have an old friend back in Boston, for $20 and a six pack he'll break someones legs for ya !

Will he travel?

I've been having a blast today spending money hand over fist.

Place orders for capital improvement in our Labs. $200k and counting.

Wheeeee !

re: #15 Nevergiveup

Will he travel?

throw in a 2nd six pack and 10 more dollars for gas

re: #13 uptight

even animated avatars hate him

ROFLMAO!

re: #3 goddessoftheclassroom

Good evening, Lizards. What a disappointing day all around.

'Sup, pup?

re: #16 jcm

I've been having a blast today spending money hand over fist.

Place orders for capital improvement in our Labs. $200k and counting.

Wheeeee !

Sounds nice spending someone else's money...

I shoulda been a buyer for a company....never knew there was such a job...oh well...

I coulda been a famous chef too...

re: #16 jcm

I've been having a blast today spending money hand over fist.

Place orders for capital improvement in our Labs. $200k and counting.

Wheeeee !

wow ,,, thats a lot of improvement money just for labradore retrievers !

re: #8 Psaturn

We’ll see. This post got some attention on the morning thread.

Obama and infanticide. There are pro-choice (kill the baby before it's born) Americans, pro-partial birth (kill the baby as it’s being born) Americans, and pro-infanticide (kill the baby after it’s born) Americans. From The Catholic League:

To read more about how, while in the Illinois state senate, Obama led the fight to deny medical care to infants born alive as a result of botched abortions and let them die unaided in hospital rooms, check out the links below.

National Catholic Register, 5-18-08: "Obama vs. The Right to Life"

Nat Hentoff, The Sacramento Bee, 4/29/08: "Infanticide Candidate for President"

Rick Santorum, The Philadelphia Inquirer, 2/28/08: “The Elephant in the Room: Obama: A harsh ideologue hidden by a feel-good image”

Terence P. Jeffrey, Cybercast News Service, 1/9/08: "Obama Is the Most Pro-Abortion Candidate Ever"

Jill Stanek, American Conservative Daily, 4/14/08: “Obama Blocked Born Alive Infant Protection Act”

F$%^&^(%^(&*%^(*%^(*%^(K!

Ahhh, better

Drudge has a picture of the members of the CA Supreme Court on his site. They all look like a bunch of people I would HATE having to eat dinner with.

re: #10 The Other Les

No discussion of sex with dinosaurs.

Well, there goes my input for the thread.

re: #5 Charles

Is Babbazee out? Or banned or whatever the word is?

re: #18 jcm

ROFLMAO!

honestly - I'm so childish - i could play with it all night!

you can make make it say whatever the hell you like - even put of male or female voices from countries around the world.

re: #22 Rancher

No Child Left Behind Alive?

re: #20 Psaturn

Sounds nice spending someone else's money...

I shoulda been a buyer for a company....never knew there was such a job...oh well...

I coulda been a famous chef too...

It's been a pain getting the approvals. We have big meetings and discusses everything, make decisions. Then when it goes to get approve folk who where in the meeting say "what's this for, we need a meeting."

$20 million spent on the project and they gripe about $750k in test equipment to make sure it works.

It done and going, *whew*.

The damn thing had better work.

re: #24 Nevergiveup

Drudge has a picture of the members of the CA Supreme Court on his site. They all look like a bunch of people I would HATE having to eat dinner with.

agreed ,, thats because non of them would have any meat (or substance) on the table

re: #24 Nevergiveup

Drudge has a picture of the members of the CA Supreme Court on his site. They all look like a bunch of people I would HATE having to eat dinner with.

LOL! Especially that one second from the right on the top. She looks like a real pill.

re: #17 sattv4u2

throw in a 2nd six pack and 10 more dollars for gas

$10 bucks? That gets him two miles round trip.

re: #11 sattv4u2

whats wrong, Goddess,,, anything us lizards can do to help? I have an old friend back in Boston, for $20 and a six pack he'll break someones legs for ya !

{sattv4u2}

That made me smile!

Nothing is really "wrong." Some things just aren't working out the way I hoped. I'll be fine as soon as I accept the new reality and go with it,

re: #12 Zach_the_Lizard

Aww man, you mean I can't talk about my favorite past time?

That was merely a suggestion for a safe and sane thread.

re: #14 Psaturn

Oh..according to evolution...it is impossible to have human and dinosaurs together....

There was a discussion on an earlier thread.

re: #27 uptight

honestly - I'm so childish - i could play with it all night!

you can make make it say whatever the hell you like - even put of male or female voices from countries around the world.

Mac's have built in text to speech. I use it for proof reading. Hearing read out loud I catch so many mistakes.

They there is playing around.
;-P

re: #13 uptight

even animated avatars hate him

Free Text to Speech software online for English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Korean, Japanese, Chinese and Russian languages.

What?1 No Farsi?

re: #22 Rancher

Thanks for links...I missed it.

re: #25 VegasRick

Well, there goes my input for the thread.

That was only a suggestion. Go ahead.

A rare good idea from McCain: McCain urges UK-style sessions for U.S. president

re: #32 Rancher

$10 bucks? That gets him two miles round trip.

after 2 six packs ,,, he won't know!

Odd art sighting.

re: #33 goddessoftheclassroom

Well, if you need some shooting done, I'm your woman.

re: #39 Killgore Trout

Yeah ... I saw that on TV...how they do it at UK...interesting...

re: #22 Rancher
The Catholics are a huge constituency in this country. With Barak's record, don't expect them to be quiet this election. They won't be voting present on this issue.

re: #33 goddessoftheclassroom

{goddess}

re: #44 EC Marm

I hope so..many Catholics are democrats too..

Eye yam sofa king tie art!

Got very little sleep last night, and I'm feeling cranky.

Cranky Lizards, sing along with me. *LANGUAGE WARNING*

re: #42 MandyManners

Well, if you need some shooting done, I'm your woman.

{MandyManners}

I gotta go...

Gotta go to those fancy schmaltzy steakhouse ....

Where a "slice" of meat costs $45 and the sides are extra...

re: #39 Killgore Trout

A rare good idea from McCain: McCain urges UK-style sessions for U.S. president

But here is the rub. It would be like TV in court rooms. I like the idea but in high profile cases (read OJ ), the participants play to the camera and it can become a farce. So televise it an it becomes a farce and keep it private and well nobody knows?

I just love the hyper-sensitivity from Obama Nation about the references to appeasement. Ha! The guy has spent the last three years yapping nonstop about what a failure GWB has been but when the slightest bit of criticism comes in his direction he whines and cries like a little beeyotch on the playground. Double HA! How long till we see an all-out meltdown from Mr. "Cool as the other side of the pillow" Someday soon he's gonna go all Jeremiah for the camera. Can't wait.

re: #38 The Other Les

That was only a suggestion. Go ahead.

Okay! So I'm eying this little velociraptor when...............

re: #39 Killgore Trout

They're really phoney. The questions are submitted beforehand and only by an amazing amount of skullduggery can the PM be caught out.

re: #36 VegasRick

Free Text to Speech software online for English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Korean, Japanese, Chinese and Russian languages.

What? No Farsi?

Yick cam farsi medon nam.

(Poor transliteration)

re: #43 Psaturn

I love watching that (C-Span covers it all the time). So few American politicians could handle it. Bill could have done well but Bush or Obama would never make it. It's be interesting to see how McCain does with it.

Nakba propaganda flood today.

Friday prayers tomorrow.

re: #28 Fenway_Nation

No Child Left Behind Alive?

Given the current controversy, no Black child left alive.

re: #54 threecoloursblue

Are they really pre-submitted questions? Is that what's it that big book the PM is always looking in?

I dealt with a client, yesterday... Actually I did not deal with "The Client"

I dealt with his "People".

This client is so very wealthy, he has no idea about how stinking rich he is. I'm talking stinking, filthy rich....

Thank G-d for wealthy clients....

re: #58 karmic_inquisitor

Nakba propaganda flood today.

Friday prayers tomorrow.

Riots on Saturday?

Shit- now FOX is doing the Nakba thing. Well just a mention-not glorified.

With the Banksters at the Fed Reserve and the Dept Treasury....there is not going to be anything left to steal. (BearSterns looting is really starting to stink)
And with Congress and Bush spending faster than the Feds can print...we are all going to wake up one morning soon and say.."Holy Cow! BigMacs are $100!"

re: #62 WhiteRasta

I dealt with a client, yesterday... Actually I did not deal with "The Client"

I dealt with his "People".

This client is so very wealthy, he has no idea about how stinking rich he is. I'm talking stinking, filthy rich....

Thank G-d for wealthy clients....

I've never been hired by a POOR person ,,(stolen from an unknown source)

re: #61 Killgore Trout

Are you being sarcastic?

/ofcourseitsthebigfuckingbookhesalwayslookingin!

Evilution

Creationist propaganda.

re: #61 Killgore Trout

Actually, it's the answers that are in the big book!

re: #66 sattv4u2

If I dealt with poor people, my kids would not eat, or be educated.....

We're doing our part to stimulate the economy. Just took delivery on a nice new American made Chevy for the oldest son. A well deserved reward for the free ride scholarship he just received. See. All the hard work does pay off. Good lesson for the other kids.

re: #67 threecoloursblue

No I'm serious. I thought the questions were unrehearsed.

re: #66 sattv4u2

I've never been hired by a POOR person ,,(stolen from an unknown source)

"I like rich people. I like how they live. I like how I live when I'm with them."

--Herr Max Detweiler, impresario, The Sound of Music

It's no shame to be poor.

re: #70 WhiteRasta

If I dealt with poor people, my kids would not eat, or be educated.....

in that case, you could become dependent on the gov't, (or in other words ,,,, a democrat)

I am repeating this here, coz I am that disgusted.......

Disgusted and appalled at the "religion of Peace"

Here they are using an 8 year old girl as a "suicide bomber" Thats not correct, as the bomb was detonated by remote control. As a Christian, I pray the Lord has mercy on the soul of the child used but I also pray for forgiveness coz I cant wait to see the perpetrators of this vile act rot forever in Hell.
Disgusted and appalled at the "religion of Peace"

[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]

re: #73 goddessoftheclassroom

"I like rich people. I like how they live. I like how I live when I'm with them."

--Herr Max Detweiler, impresario, The Sound of Music

i like cheerful people.
(but it does help if they are rich) ;)

re: #72 Killgore Trout

No I'm serious. I thought the questions were unrehearsed.

Nothing is on the square, nothing.

re: #26 threecoloursblue

Is Babbazee out? Or banned or whatever the word is?

No.

The Dem's hate rich people so much that they are going to make sure there isn't any.

re: #73 goddessoftheclassroom

There is being "well off" and "rich" and being "very wealthy".

Then there is being "stinking, filthy, rolling in money, more money than G-d" rich.....

re: #52 savage_nation

that is a splendid idea

except it's as dull as church

re: #72 Killgore Trout

All joking aside it's a bit of a farce. What must happen is that the PM's own party get to ask questions as well. In the case of America with , for example , Bush and the Republican Party, a republican would stand up and ask a " question " such as " would the President agree with me that the economy is in great shape due to his wise handling of...."
It's only when the opposition ambush the PM with a seemingly innocent question and then lay into him with a follow-up that his team haven't forseen that the process has any value. And that can make it all worth while, actually.

I've been poor and I've been rich............rich is better.

PTTCP (rich or poor)

re: #73 goddessoftheclassroom

"I like rich people. I like how they live. I like how I live when I'm with them."

--Herr Max Detweiler, impresario, The Sound of Music

Look at all those movie stars, They're all so beautiful and clean.
When the housemaids scrub the floors they get the spaces in between.
I want to live a life like that. I want to feel just like a king.
Take my picture by the pool, Cause I'm the next big thing..

Weezer, Beverly Hills.

FYI, Mark Levin is about to skewer Keith Uberlady...click here-www.wabcradio.com to listen!

re: #83 threecoloursblue

It's only when the opposition ambush the PM with a seemingly innocent question and then lay into him with a follow-up that his team haven't forseen that the process has any value. And that can make it all worth while, actually.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I think it's a worthwhile practice.

Well well well, it seems the multiculti dogooders who accused the makers of 'Undercover Mosque' of distorting and misrepresenting Islamic hate have been found out big time and had their wrists slapped in the UK High Court. More here: [Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

re: #87 Bob in Breckenridge

FYI, Mark Levin is about to skewer Keith Uberlady...click here-www.wabcradio.com to listen!

LOL LOL LOL uberlady is such a rumbling bore. here come the e-mails from the girls who "dated" him.

re: #55 song_and_dance_man

I post there and I'm not disgruntled.

me neither! =)

re: #91 blue_like_jazz

me neither! =)

I did see your comment, you know.

Are they tasty?

re: #74 MandyManners

It's no shame to be poor.

I hit on that link, and because I love that show, I've kept it running. Best.Musical.Ever.

Thanks for the link, Mandy!

re: #92 Charles

I only post here.... If I had a problem here, I would bring it up with you .....

Flyers 2 Pens 0 early in the 1st, Ouch!

re: #95 Intrepid

You're welcome!

re: #92 Charles

I did see your comment, you know.

and i did apologize for and retract it, too, you know! =)

Afghan teacher shot dead after condemning suicide bombings as un-Islamic

A teacher was shot to death in northern Afghanistan after he gave a speech condemning suicide bombings, it was revealed today.

Abdul Hadi claimed the attacks were un-Islamic and un-Afghan during a speech yesterday in the Archi district of Kunduz province.

He spoke at a gathering of about 700 people, including the Kunduz governor, and was on his way home when he was killed, Khair Mohammad Subat said.

re: #89 DocDale

In the place formerly known as Great Britain, the criminal is the victim and the victim is the criminal...

re: #88 Killgore Trout

You presidents can be a tad petulant. Comes from having so much power I suppose. And the whole Questiontime concept is founded on calmness. It would take quite some time till US Presidents got used to it.

re: #100 Killgore Trout

*sigh*

re: #98 MandyManners

You're welcome!

Hee - had me scooting in my chair and flailing my arms around like an idiot. I'm glad nobody can see me....

Jordanian University Lecturer Ibrahim suggest sending small nukes to Israel.

[Link: www.memritv.org...]

throw a rock into a pack of curs the one you hit yelps the loudest.

i see there is a bark in the obamassiah.

re: #55 song_and_dance_man

I post there and I'm not disgruntled.

My family made me learn our native tongue at an early age, and forced me to stop grunting, snorting, and rutting.

I have long since officially been disgruntled, dissnortled, and disruttled.

re: #97 sngnsgt

Flyers 2 Pens 0 early in the 1st, Ouch!

Did the refs take a goal away from the Penguins for no reason like they did to the Wings last night? You know if I was a CT nut, I might think they were trying to extend the series!

re: #100 Killgore Trout

Afghan teacher shot dead after condemning suicide bombings as un-Islamic

Maybe if we just talked to them, they'd be more receptive to our ideals....

/

re: #105 kennyr

Jordanian University Lecturer Ibrahim suggest sending small nukes to Israel.

[Link: www.memritv.org...]

I suggest he take his hair dryer into the bathtub.

re: #109 Intrepid

Maybe if we just talked to them, they'd be more receptive to our ideals....

/

I question the timing.

Just for once the truth came out, White Rasta. Here's the goods:

West Midlands Police and the Crown Prosecution Service have apologised for accusing the makers of a Channel 4 documentary of distortion.

The apology and the promise of £100,000 were made at the High Court on Thursday.

It follows comments made about a Dispatches programme, Undercover Mosque, which tackled claims of Islamic extremism in the West Midlands.

The police statement said the force was wrong to make the allegations.

A press release issued by the police and the CPS in August 2007 claimed the Dispatches programme, broadcast in January of that year, misrepresented the views of Muslim preachers and clerics with misleading editing.

'Damage and distress'

One preacher was shown saying a homosexual should be thrown off a mountain, another that women were born deficient.

Silly multicuti coppers have just cost themselves £100,000 - that's USD$200,000. Not a small sum in these Isles for failing to check your facts...

More here: [Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

Two days ago, famous Dutch Cartoonist Gregorius Nekschot (Neck-shot) was arrested by Dutch police and was intimidated and put in a cell for 1 1/2 days for spreading hatred towards muslims:

[Link: hodja.files.wordpress.com...]

Europe is turning into a dictatorship, according to Free- Thinking Dutch bloggers.

re: #105 kennyr

Jordanian University Lecturer Ibrahim suggest sending small nukes to Israel.

[Link: www.memritv.org...]

Wow. Why am I not surprised.

re: #110 madisonsfriend

I suggest he take his hair dryer into the bathtub.

What makes you think that fleabag knows what a bathtub is?

re: #39 Killgore Trout

A rare good idea from McCain: McCain urges UK-style sessions for U.S. president

Stupid idea. The English PM IS a member of Parliament first, and thus has to answer the MP's weekly. The President is NOT a member of congress.

It's an anniversary and everyone is focusing on the appeasement portion of the speech. Funny how that works. Obama and the Democrats read into it exactly what they wanted to read, rather than what was actually said.

No wonder Rick Moran wonders where the grownups went.

The celebration of Israel's continued existence gets left out, all the triumphs in the face of overwhelming adversity, especially once the media outlets focus not on Israel, but on the Palestinians and all their self-inflicted catastrophes starting with leaders who refuse to accept Israel's existence, who refuse to stop carrying water for nihlistic terrorists, and instead build a civil society in Gaza and West Bank.

Are You Gruntled Yet?

And are you gruntled yet? The "dis" of disgruntled is not the same as the "dis" of "dismayed." It means "completely", and so "gruntled," just as it sounds, is an old word that means "grumbling." Today, however, "gruntled" has found its way into dictionaries as a word in its own right. If you look at the origin, you will see that it gives "gruntled" as a back-formation from "disgruntled." People assumed that "disgruntled" was a negative and invented the word "gruntled." Similar back-formations add new words to the English dictionary every year. One of the most well-known as a back-formation is "edit, " which arose because the word "editor" sounds as if it should mean "one who edits."

re: #102 threecoloursblue

You presidents can be a tad petulant. Comes from having so much power I suppose. And the whole Questiontime concept is founded on calmness. It would take quite some time till US Presidents got used to it.

Well, we'd sure have to get the questioners down with the whole "Hear hear" and "Right right" thing, that's for sure. The biggest obstacle I foresee is getting either of the Senate or the House to agree as to who gets to sit on which level of bench. They'd all want the front seats, and declare that they deserve it!

re: #106 yochanan

throw a rock into a pack of curs the one you hit yelps the loudest.

i see there is a bark in the obamassiah.

must have been a big rock, because jon cary was yelping too. i heard him pontificating w/ feigned outrage on the radio. (of course he loved meeting w/ the enemy also. the fcking traitor)

re: #119 savage_nation

How can Israel defend itself against that?

It's a fucking nightmare!

Well with % of "work accidents" the Arabs seem to have, it is just as likely that Amman will disappear before Tel Aviv.

re: #100 Killgore Trout

And THAT, kids, is why "moderate" muslims remain silent.

'Slutbucks!'

A Christian group out of San Diego has found grounds for outrage over the new retro-style logo for Starbucks Coffee.

One Christian to another...
Get a life!

re: #124 jcm

'Slutbucks!'

One Christian to another...
Get a life!

Weren't the muslims pissed off about some Starbucks logo a few years ago?

re: #124 jcm

'Slutbucks!'

One Christian to another...
Get a life!

True. Get your mug out of the spotlight and go find some hungry person to feed.

re: #113 bottehond

We have not forgotten who you are...

DETAILED
FILES,
R

re: #116 Bob in Breckenridge

I still think it's a good arena for discussing ideas. I have a feeling that Americans would junk it up with too much crap but the British version is entertaining and informative.

re: #119 savage_nation

How can Israel defend itself against that?

It's a fucking nightmare!

I call it "proactive peace process". If my neighbor kept calling me telling me that he aws going to kill my family and myself and the police would not do anything to stop him I would take it into my own hands.

re: #125 Bob in Breckenridge

Weren't the muslims pissed off about some Starbucks logo a few years ago?

PIMF- Weren't SOME muslims.

re: #124 jcm

'Slutbucks!'

No need to bring Spitzer's petty cash fund into this :O

re: #125 Bob in Breckenridge

Weren't the muslims pissed off about some Starbucks logo a few years ago?

The one I remember is the Allah Ice Cream.

re: #113 bottehond

Two days ago, famous Dutch Cartoonist Gregorius Nekschot (Neck-shot) was arrested by Dutch police and was intimidated and put in a cell for 1 1/2 days for spreading hatred towards muslims:

[Link: hodja.files.wordpress.com...]

Europe is turning into a dictatorship, according to Free- Thinking Dutch bloggers.

Not you again.

re: #120 Intrepid

The hear, hear is just tradition. But the concept depends on taking the hits calmly. And the front seats are the cabinet and shadow cabinet; which would be a problem in the US since your cabinets are not all elected.

re: #124 jcm

'Slutbucks!'

One Christian to another...
Get a life!

I WOULD PERFER IT IF THEY CHANGED THE NAME TO STARFUCKS

re: #100 Killgore Trout

Disgusting......and so very sad.
THAT is the biggest problem we face. We just can't figure out how to protect decent Muslims against the fanatics.

re: #128 Killgore Trout

I still think it's a good arena for discussing ideas. I have a feeling that Americans would junk it up with too much crap but the British version is entertaining and informative.

Then he'd have 535 attention-starved congress people wanting to show off for their constituents. It would be a nightmare and would take hours.

re: #119 savage_nation

How can Israel defend itself against that?

It's a fucking nightmare!

Small nuclear bombs aren't as small as he might think, and they can be detected with radiation detectors. It would be a mess if he set it off before he could be stopped, though.
Besides, I don't think the Arabs have the ability to build one. They might be able to buy one from the Russians, but probably on the black market.
On the other hand, Israel probably could build one.

Actually thinking some more, Iran does know the secret to small nukes.

re: #100 Killgore Trout

Shhh...don't tell the folks at pbs, they might accuse you of being alarmist, overreaching and unfair.

re: #111 mich-again

I question the timing.

I'm wondering if OBL really does have a new message coming out, as Drudge claimed. Isn't there usually a bit more fanaticism surrounding his messages?

Oh Lord, I want for Osama to be found, and found alive, by someone who will be receptive to handing his sorry ass over to us! If not alive, a corpse would be fine. As long as we can do a DNA trace and make sure it's him.

His buddy Zawahiri too. But I want him alive and brought to Gitmo. Let's see the dems protest waterboarding him for info.

@ Charles

Suppose I am right in my views. This is all over Dutch media, by the way, and will be so all over Europe, tomorrow. You could kick me off LGF if you dislike my input. You are the boss. I don't mind.

re: #141 savage_nation

there ya go. hahaha

They like goats. And beheadings.

re: #127 Render

You have not forgotten who you THINK I am. Trust is a choice. Choose...

re: #145 savage_nation

Oh, and whining and seething. Forgot that.

Raping and lying are popular as well.

re: #5 Charles

I have no ill will toward you or LGF nor will I ever. I've never said anything against you, and I won't start now. I admire and appreciate what you've accomplished.

I'm just a court jester and have never pretended to be anything else.

re: #140 Intrepid

I'm wondering if OBL really does have a new message coming out, as Drudge claimed. Isn't there usually a bit more fanaticism surrounding his messages?

Oh Lord, I want for Osama to be found, and found alive, by someone who will be receptive to handing his sorry ass over to us! If not alive, a corpse would be fine. As long as we can do a DNA trace and make sure it's him.

His buddy Zawahiri too. But I want him alive and brought to Gitmo. Let's see the dems protest waterboarding him for info.

Well, I'd prefer we caught Osama and had a long time to work him over before announcing he was killed during the capture attempt.
Last time I said what should be done to him, some people thought I was cruel.
I still think he deserves worse than we can give. But that punishment will await him in the next world.

Hell. A few months from now.
Building full of 3000 Osamas. Each one feels the pain of all of them. Plane full of 300 Osamas crashes into the building. Since the Osamas are already dead, they don't die; the pain continues until the buildings collapse; some jumping out; some feeling the buildings burn. All feeling the pain of all 3300 Osamas.

Repeat for eternity.

re: #124 jcm

'Slutbucks!'

One Christian to another...
Get a life!

Ding ding on this, JCM. Straining out the gnat and ignoring the camel, some folks do. Same with the ladies I was with who were all up in arms about the new "Harry Potter" movie - ready to go and picket! - when they had an opportunity to go and hand out blankets and cups of hot soup to the homeless living under the bridge. They chose to picket.

re: #109 Intrepid

Maybe if we just talked to them, they'd be more receptive to our ideals....

/

If I only could have talked to Hitler.

"Dude, the Jews are your best bet for global domination. Almost all are loyal Germans and represent the finest of German society. Some might actually build you a bomb that could guarantee victory over the Communists. You can’t throw that away and your final solution will tremendously hurt the war effort. Hell, the diverted trains alone will kill us.”

Yeah, that would have worked.

re: #142 bottehond

@ Charles

Suppose I am right in my views. This is all over Dutch media, by the way, and will be so all over Europe, tomorrow. You could kick me off LGF if you dislike my input. You are the boss. I don't mind.

I'm not going to kick you off. You're one of the most tedious and illogical of the fascist apologists, and you discredit yourself.

re: #134 threecoloursblue

The hear, hear is just tradition. But the concept depends on taking the hits calmly. And the front seats are the cabinet and shadow cabinet; which would be a problem in the US since your cabinets are not all elected.

No, and it really wouldn't work with us, since our President is both head of government and head of state. But it's really fun to watch it when CSpan has it on. Who is the Speaker now?

Another imaginary letter

Dear Super Delegates:

Hi! It's me Hillary again. Gosh my friend Barrack seems so touchy and hypersensitive about George Bush's comments. "Engaging terrorists"? Israel as a " sore"? My friend Osama's Obama's inexperience is showing, if you ask me. Is he going to go home and cry to his " typical" white grand mom if the world's tyrants don't see his way? Call up that Reverend Wright to figure out what to do?

Hell, you know Bill and I will obliterate them if they don't see our way.

Well, we need a solid democrat, a man with a pair, to lead this country. Given the past few months we all know it's me.

Love yah,

Hills

I already commented in the last open thread but I still find it beyond ironic that W gave a great speach (a rarity) and Obama predictably went nutty.

W could save a drowning baby from frozen waters and he would get no credit from the Obama's and Olberman's of the world.

And I am far from a W shiller. Far from it. But a dead on message is a dead on message. Even if it came from Obama. Which I'm still waiting for from him on ANY subject.

Nothing like the middle school band concert I am currently attending to take my mind off the Democrats.

re: #153 Charles

Your assessment of me is all wrong. I don't mind. Comes a time and all.... Check European blogs tomorrow.

re: #149 Kosh's Shadow

Well, I'd prefer we caught Osama and had a long time to work him over before announcing he was killed during the capture attempt.
Last time I said what should be done to him, some people thought I was cruel.
I still think he deserves worse than we can give. But that punishment will await him in the next world.

Hell. A few months from now.
Building full of 3000 Osamas. Each one feels the pain of all of them. Plane full of 300 Osamas crashes into the building. Since the Osamas are already dead, they don't die; the pain continues until the buildings collapse; some jumping out; some feeling the buildings burn. All feeling the pain of all 3300 Osamas.

Repeat for eternity.

Osama Bin Laden will indeed get the worst.punishment.ever when he stands before The Righteous Judge. But if He wouldn't mind, perhaps we could get a bit of that goodness for ourselves?....

But dang Kosh, that's a lot of ugly - 3000 Osamas!

re: #157 bottehond

Your assessment of me is all wrong. I don't mind. Comes a time and all.... Check European blogs tomorrow.

No, it's not.

repost from previous thread:

hey, mac experts, i need help! i have a brand new macbook (yay... LOVE it!) and put iWork on it. i am trying to use Pages to make a brochure for my business, but i don't know how to put a design border on it. i want to do a tri-fold brochure with a border around each section.

if not outright instructions, can you give any ideas where to get some? the booklet is shockingly unhelpful.

When they catch Osama they will probably find he is still driving around with a "Kerry/Edwards" bumper sticker on his car.

re: #158 Intrepid

Osama Bin Laden will indeed get the worst.punishment.ever when he stands before The Righteous Judge. But if He wouldn't mind, perhaps we could get a bit of that goodness for ourselves?....

But dang Kosh, that's a lot of ugly - 3000 Osamas!

Well, it is Hell, after all.

re: #160 blue_like_jazz

repost from previous thread:

hey, mac experts, i need help! i have a brand new macbook (yay... LOVE it!) and put iWork on it. i am trying to use Pages to make a brochure for my business, but i don't know how to put a design border on it. i want to do a tri-fold brochure with a border around each section.

if not outright instructions, can you give any ideas where to get some? the booklet is shockingly unhelpful.

I don't have Pages. I use InDesign having been a PageMaker user since 2.0.

You might start here.

If your Mac is new you can sign up for some 1-on-1 training at the local Apple Store.

I want to put forth a bill that would criminalize hypocrisy and fraudulent speech by Washington politicians.

If truth in advertising can be legislated, and Hate Speech is legislated, and anti-American subversion is protected, then certainly we can demand that our representatives MUST SAY NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.

Oh, and somebody bitchslap Nancy P and that weave-wearing blowhard Biden, as well. They are two of the biggest hypocrites...

re: #164 PatrioticAmerican

I like the idea, but think it would have a sizable, negative impact on the unemployment rate.

re: #160 blue_like_jazz

repost from previous thread:

hey, mac experts, i need help! i have a brand new macbook (yay... LOVE it!) and put iWork on it. i am trying to use Pages to make a brochure for my business, but i don't know how to put a design border on it. i want to do a tri-fold brochure with a border around each section.

if not outright instructions, can you give any ideas where to get some? the booklet is shockingly unhelpful.

I still have my trial copy of pages that I've never opened.

Let me see what I can figure out.....

re: #163 jcm

thanks, jcm! i guess i'm going to have to go to the genius bar... i learn better "doing" rather than reading about techie stuff.

re: #124 jcm

'Slutbucks!'

One Christian to another...
Get a life!

THere goes the Riyahd franchise.

re: #160 blue_like_jazz

repost from previous thread:

hey, mac experts, i need help! i have a brand new macbook (yay... LOVE it!) and put iWork on it. i am trying to use Pages to make a brochure for my business, but i don't know how to put a design border on it. i want to do a tri-fold brochure with a border around each section.

if not outright instructions, can you give any ideas where to get some? the booklet is shockingly unhelpful.

Okay here's what I came up with.

Set your page layout to landscape.
Use the columns button and select 3 columns.
Under view button select show layout.

You'll see outlines of 3 columns.
Up in the menu select
Insert -> Shape -> Rounded Rectangle (or what ever you like)
You can place and size a rectangle.

Now select the rectangle so the little boxes at the corners show up.
Click the inspector button.
In the middle top of the inspector panel that pops up is a little button with a square and circle, click that.

Now you have all the tools for playing with the rectangle.

re: #167 blue_like_jazz

See above....
give that a try.

Since this is an open thread;
DNA tests exonerate 'Lizard Man' in van attack

re: #169 jcm

oh my... thank you SO much! going to go give all that a try. you are a sweetheart for looking all that up and posting it for me.

i'll let you know how it goes!

re: #167 blue_like_jazz

Gotta run check back later to see it above helps.

re: #22 Rancher

Yep, hope all you Mark Levin fans will be pleased with yourselves when you help this man to become President. But hell, since so many people agree with him I can only assume I'm the stupid one who can't understand how a whacko-left President and a whacko-left Congress having the run of the country for years is good for "the movement."

"It's about human dignity. It's about human rights. It's about time in California," San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, pumping his fist in the air, told a roaring crowd at City Hall. "As California goes, so goes the rest of the nation. It's inevitable. This door's wide open now. It's going to happen, whether you like it or not."

[Link: ap.google.com...]

re: #161 offendi

When they catch Osama they will probably find he is still driving around with a "Kerry/Edwards" bumper sticker on his car.

I used to put "John Hanoi Kerry- friend of the VietCong" bumperstickers over the Kerry/Edwards ones- but I ran out- (I had over 200)- yes, futile- like putting a band-aid on a leg scratch on a person whose had their head blown off. But it made me feel good at the time- heh heh. Just doing my little part to repair the psychic damage the libs have wrought on this country. Hey, at least I don't damage the cars like they do to mine with the Conservative stickers on it!

re: #175 Uncle Joe

Yep, its more true than ever- Kalifornia- land of the FRUITS and NUTS.

re: #177 LEGION

Yep, its more true than ever- Kalifornia- land of the FRUITS and NUTS.

Well, I suppose California could have the title "Land of the Fruits and Nuts" as it has the most acreage of farmland out of all the fifty states (Bread Basket of the World is another title it has earned), and a fairly large percentage of that is used for produce, including fruits and nuts.

Oh, but I guess you meant something else entirely.

re: #159 Charles

Yes it is.

There's no point in allowing 'bottehond' to post here any more. This creep has been completely exposed as a Eurofascist shill, and he's not welcome to post his garbage at LGF any more.