open threads... just.. find a way

Good evening, Lizards. What a disappointing day all around.

Thanks Charles. I'm sick of the muslims.

I see that Babba Zee is putting together quite a collection of banned and disgruntled LGF posters.

[Link: www.haloscan.com...]

I guess I should feel flattered that they're so obsessed with me, but really ... I'm just disappointed.

ahhhhh I love the wide open expanse of an open thread.

Have you tried four wheel disk brakes?

I hope this is a safe and sane thread!

Olberdouche's on-air meltdown is Exhibit A against the Fairness Doctorine.

re: #8 Psaturn

I hope this is a safe and sane thread!

No discussion of sex with dinosaurs.

re: #3 goddessoftheclassroom

Good evening, Lizards. What a disappointing day all around.

whats wrong, Goddess,,, anything us lizards can do to help? I have an old friend back in Boston, for $20 and a six pack he'll break someones legs for ya !

re: #10 The Other Les

No discussion of sex with dinosaurs.

Aww man, you mean I can't talk about my favorite past time?

even animated avatars hate him

re: #10 The Other Les

No discussion of sex with dinosaurs.

Oh..according to evolution...it is impossible to have human and dinosaurs together....

re: #11 sattv4u2

whats wrong, Goddess,,, anything us lizards can do to help? I have an old friend back in Boston, for $20 and a six pack he'll break someones legs for ya !

Will he travel?

I've been having a blast today spending money hand over fist.

Place orders for capital improvement in our Labs. $200k and counting.

Wheeeee !

re: #15 Nevergiveup

Will he travel?

throw in a 2nd six pack and 10 more dollars for gas

re: #13 uptight

even animated avatars hate him

ROFLMAO!

re: #3 goddessoftheclassroom

Good evening, Lizards. What a disappointing day all around.

'Sup, pup?

re: #16 jcm

I've been having a blast today spending money hand over fist.

Place orders for capital improvement in our Labs. $200k and counting.

Wheeeee !

Sounds nice spending someone else's money...

I shoulda been a buyer for a company....never knew there was such a job...oh well...

I coulda been a famous chef too...

re: #16 jcm

I've been having a blast today spending money hand over fist.

Place orders for capital improvement in our Labs. $200k and counting.

Wheeeee !

wow ,,, thats a lot of improvement money just for labradore retrievers !

re: #8 Psaturn

We’ll see. This post got some attention on the morning thread.

Obama and infanticide. There are pro-choice (kill the baby before it's born) Americans, pro-partial birth (kill the baby as it’s being born) Americans, and pro-infanticide (kill the baby after it’s born) Americans. From The Catholic League:

To read more about how, while in the Illinois state senate, Obama led the fight to deny medical care to infants born alive as a result of botched abortions and let them die unaided in hospital rooms, check out the links below.

National Catholic Register, 5-18-08: "Obama vs. The Right to Life"

Nat Hentoff, The Sacramento Bee, 4/29/08: "Infanticide Candidate for President"

Rick Santorum, The Philadelphia Inquirer, 2/28/08: “The Elephant in the Room: Obama: A harsh ideologue hidden by a feel-good image”

Terence P. Jeffrey, Cybercast News Service, 1/9/08: "Obama Is the Most Pro-Abortion Candidate Ever"

Jill Stanek, American Conservative Daily, 4/14/08: “Obama Blocked Born Alive Infant Protection Act”

F$%^&^(%^(&*%^(*%^(*%^(K!

Ahhh, better

Drudge has a picture of the members of the CA Supreme Court on his site. They all look like a bunch of people I would HATE having to eat dinner with.

re: #10 The Other Les

No discussion of sex with dinosaurs.

Well, there goes my input for the thread.

re: #5 Charles

Is Babbazee out? Or banned or whatever the word is?

re: #18 jcm

ROFLMAO!

honestly - I'm so childish - i could play with it all night!

you can make make it say whatever the hell you like - even put of male or female voices from countries around the world.

re: #22 Rancher

No Child Left Behind Alive?

re: #20 Psaturn

Sounds nice spending someone else's money...

I shoulda been a buyer for a company....never knew there was such a job...oh well...

I coulda been a famous chef too...

It's been a pain getting the approvals. We have big meetings and discusses everything, make decisions. Then when it goes to get approve folk who where in the meeting say "what's this for, we need a meeting."

$20 million spent on the project and they gripe about $750k in test equipment to make sure it works.

It done and going, *whew*.

The damn thing had better work.

re: #24 Nevergiveup

Drudge has a picture of the members of the CA Supreme Court on his site. They all look like a bunch of people I would HATE having to eat dinner with.

agreed ,, thats because non of them would have any meat (or substance) on the table

re: #24 Nevergiveup

Drudge has a picture of the members of the CA Supreme Court on his site. They all look like a bunch of people I would HATE having to eat dinner with.

LOL! Especially that one second from the right on the top. She looks like a real pill.

re: #17 sattv4u2

throw in a 2nd six pack and 10 more dollars for gas

$10 bucks? That gets him two miles round trip.

re: #11 sattv4u2

whats wrong, Goddess,,, anything us lizards can do to help? I have an old friend back in Boston, for $20 and a six pack he'll break someones legs for ya !

{sattv4u2}

That made me smile!

Nothing is really "wrong." Some things just aren't working out the way I hoped. I'll be fine as soon as I accept the new reality and go with it,

re: #12 Zach_the_Lizard

Aww man, you mean I can't talk about my favorite past time?

That was merely a suggestion for a safe and sane thread.

re: #14 Psaturn

Oh..according to evolution...it is impossible to have human and dinosaurs together....

There was a discussion on an earlier thread.

re: #27 uptight

honestly - I'm so childish - i could play with it all night!

you can make make it say whatever the hell you like - even put of male or female voices from countries around the world.

Mac's have built in text to speech. I use it for proof reading. Hearing read out loud I catch so many mistakes.

They there is playing around.
;-P

re: #13 uptight

even animated avatars hate him

Free Text to Speech software online for English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Korean, Japanese, Chinese and Russian languages.

What?1 No Farsi?

re: #22 Rancher

Thanks for links...I missed it.

re: #25 VegasRick

Well, there goes my input for the thread.

That was only a suggestion. Go ahead.

A rare good idea from McCain: McCain urges UK-style sessions for U.S. president

re: #32 Rancher

$10 bucks? That gets him two miles round trip.

after 2 six packs ,,, he won't know!

Odd art sighting.

re: #33 goddessoftheclassroom

Well, if you need some shooting done, I'm your woman.

re: #39 Killgore Trout

Yeah ... I saw that on TV...how they do it at UK...interesting...

re: #22 Rancher
The Catholics are a huge constituency in this country. With Barak's record, don't expect them to be quiet this election. They won't be voting present on this issue.

re: #33 goddessoftheclassroom

{goddess}

re: #44 EC Marm

I hope so..many Catholics are democrats too..

Eye yam sofa king tie art!

Got very little sleep last night, and I'm feeling cranky.

Cranky Lizards, sing along with me. *LANGUAGE WARNING*

re: #42 MandyManners

Well, if you need some shooting done, I'm your woman.

{MandyManners}

I gotta go...

Gotta go to those fancy schmaltzy steakhouse ....

Where a "slice" of meat costs $45 and the sides are extra...

re: #39 Killgore Trout

A rare good idea from McCain: McCain urges UK-style sessions for U.S. president

But here is the rub. It would be like TV in court rooms. I like the idea but in high profile cases (read OJ ), the participants play to the camera and it can become a farce. So televise it an it becomes a farce and keep it private and well nobody knows?

I just love the hyper-sensitivity from Obama Nation about the references to appeasement. Ha! The guy has spent the last three years yapping nonstop about what a failure GWB has been but when the slightest bit of criticism comes in his direction he whines and cries like a little beeyotch on the playground. Double HA! How long till we see an all-out meltdown from Mr. "Cool as the other side of the pillow" Someday soon he's gonna go all Jeremiah for the camera. Can't wait.

re: #38 The Other Les

That was only a suggestion. Go ahead.

Okay! So I'm eying this little velociraptor when...............

re: #39 Killgore Trout

They're really phoney. The questions are submitted beforehand and only by an amazing amount of skullduggery can the PM be caught out.

re: #5 Charles

I post there and I'm not disgruntled.

re: #36 VegasRick

Free Text to Speech software online for English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Portuguese, Korean, Japanese, Chinese and Russian languages.

What? No Farsi?

Yick cam farsi medon nam.

(Poor transliteration)

re: #43 Psaturn

I love watching that (C-Span covers it all the time). So few American politicians could handle it. Bill could have done well but Bush or Obama would never make it. It's be interesting to see how McCain does with it.

Nakba propaganda flood today.

Friday prayers tomorrow.

re: #28 Fenway_Nation

No Child Left Behind Alive?

Given the current controversy, no Black child left alive.

Well, I'm off to my sons concert tonight.

be back later

re: #54 threecoloursblue

Are they really pre-submitted questions? Is that what's it that big book the PM is always looking in?

I dealt with a client, yesterday... Actually I did not deal with "The Client"

I dealt with his "People".

This client is so very wealthy, he has no idea about how stinking rich he is. I'm talking stinking, filthy rich....

Thank G-d for wealthy clients....

re: #58 karmic_inquisitor

Nakba propaganda flood today.

Friday prayers tomorrow.

Riots on Saturday?

Shit- now FOX is doing the Nakba thing. Well just a mention-not glorified.

With the Banksters at the Fed Reserve and the Dept Treasury....there is not going to be anything left to steal. (BearSterns looting is really starting to stink)
And with Congress and Bush spending faster than the Feds can print...we are all going to wake up one morning soon and say.."Holy Cow! BigMacs are $100!"

re: #62 WhiteRasta

I dealt with a client, yesterday... Actually I did not deal with "The Client"

I dealt with his "People".

This client is so very wealthy, he has no idea about how stinking rich he is. I'm talking stinking, filthy rich....

Thank G-d for wealthy clients....

I've never been hired by a POOR person ,,(stolen from an unknown source)

re: #61 Killgore Trout

Are you being sarcastic?

/ofcourseitsthebigfuckingbookhesalwayslo okingin!

Evilution

Creationist propaganda.

re: #61 Killgore Trout

Actually, it's the answers that are in the big book!

re: #66 sattv4u2

If I dealt with poor people, my kids would not eat, or be educated.....

We're doing our part to stimulate the economy. Just took delivery on a nice new American made Chevy for the oldest son. A well deserved reward for the free ride scholarship he just received. See. All the hard work does pay off. Good lesson for the other kids.

re: #67 threecoloursblue

No I'm serious. I thought the questions were unrehearsed.

re: #66 sattv4u2

I've never been hired by a POOR person ,,(stolen from an unknown source)

"I like rich people. I like how they live. I like how I live when I'm with them."

--Herr Max Detweiler, impresario, The Sound of Music

It's no shame to be poor.

re: #70 WhiteRasta

If I dealt with poor people, my kids would not eat, or be educated.....

in that case, you could become dependent on the gov't, (or in other words ,,,, a democrat)

I am repeating this here, coz I am that disgusted.......

Disgusted and appalled at the "religion of Peace"

Here they are using an 8 year old girl as a "suicide bomber" Thats not correct, as the bomb was detonated by remote control. As a Christian, I pray the Lord has mercy on the soul of the child used but I also pray for forgiveness coz I cant wait to see the perpetrators of this vile act rot forever in Hell.
Disgusted and appalled at the "religion of Peace"

[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]

re: #73 goddessoftheclassroom

"I like rich people. I like how they live. I like how I live when I'm with them."

--Herr Max Detweiler, impresario, The Sound of Music

i like cheerful people.
(but it does help if they are rich) ;)

re: #72 Killgore Trout

No I'm serious. I thought the questions were unrehearsed.

Nothing is on the square, nothing.

re: #26 threecoloursblue

Is Babbazee out? Or banned or whatever the word is?

No.

The Dem's hate rich people so much that they are going to make sure there isn't any.

re: #73 goddessoftheclassroom

There is being "well off" and "rich" and being "very wealthy".

Then there is being "stinking, filthy, rolling in money, more money than G-d" rich.....

re: #52 savage_nation

that is a splendid idea

except it's as dull as church

re: #72 Killgore Trout

All joking aside it's a bit of a farce. What must happen is that the PM's own party get to ask questions as well. In the case of America with , for example , Bush and the Republican Party, a republican would stand up and ask a " question " such as " would the President agree with me that the economy is in great shape due to his wise handling of...."
It's only when the opposition ambush the PM with a seemingly innocent question and then lay into him with a follow-up that his team haven't forseen that the process has any value. And that can make it all worth while, actually.

I've been poor and I've been rich............rich is better.

PTTCP (rich or poor)

re: #73 goddessoftheclassroom

"I like rich people. I like how they live. I like how I live when I'm with them."

--Herr Max Detweiler, impresario, The Sound of Music

Look at all those movie stars, They're all so beautiful and clean.
When the housemaids scrub the floors they get the spaces in between.
I want to live a life like that. I want to feel just like a king.
Take my picture by the pool, Cause I'm the next big thing..

Weezer, Beverly Hills.

FYI, Mark Levin is about to skewer Keith Uberlady...click here-www.wabcradio.com to listen!

re: #83 threecoloursblue

It's only when the opposition ambush the PM with a seemingly innocent question and then lay into him with a follow-up that his team haven't forseen that the process has any value. And that can make it all worth while, actually.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I think it's a worthwhile practice.

Well well well, it seems the multiculti dogooders who accused the makers of 'Undercover Mosque' of distorting and misrepresenting Islamic hate have been found out big time and had their wrists slapped in the UK High Court. More here: [Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

re: #87 Bob in Breckenridge

FYI, Mark Levin is about to skewer Keith Uberlady...click here-www.wabcradio.com to listen!

LOL LOL LOL uberlady is such a rumbling bore. here come the e-mails from the girls who "dated" him.

re: #55 song_and_dance_man

I post there and I'm not disgruntled.

me neither! =)

re: #91 blue_like_jazz

me neither! =)

I did see your comment, you know.

Are they tasty?

re: #74 MandyManners

It's no shame to be poor.

I hit on that link, and because I love that show, I've kept it running. Best.Musical.Ever.

Thanks for the link, Mandy!

re: #92 Charles

I only post here.... If I had a problem here, I would bring it up with you .....

Flyers 2 Pens 0 early in the 1st, Ouch!

re: #95 Intrepid

You're welcome!

re: #92 Charles

I did see your comment, you know.

and i did apologize for and retract it, too, you know! =)

Afghan teacher shot dead after condemning suicide bombings as un-Islamic

A teacher was shot to death in northern Afghanistan after he gave a speech condemning suicide bombings, it was revealed today.

Abdul Hadi claimed the attacks were un-Islamic and un-Afghan during a speech yesterday in the Archi district of Kunduz province.

He spoke at a gathering of about 700 people, including the Kunduz governor, and was on his way home when he was killed, Khair Mohammad Subat said.

re: #89 DocDale

In the place formerly known as Great Britain, the criminal is the victim and the victim is the criminal...

re: #88 Killgore Trout

You presidents can be a tad petulant. Comes from having so much power I suppose. And the whole Questiontime concept is founded on calmness. It would take quite some time till US Presidents got used to it.

re: #100 Killgore Trout

*sigh*