Slumbering Behemoth promises to spend his money on something more healthy: beer!

DRINK!

He's never made any money from me.

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

He's going to release his cholesteral numbers?

I can't wait to miss it

re: #3 sattv4u2

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

He's going to release his cholesteral numbers?

damn, that was good

re: #5 opnion

thanks ,, I liked yours also

This just in, Michael Moore is still a lying sack of shit.

Michael Moore is boring. He only preaches to the choir these days. He's just another hypocrite who got rich in America by pissing on America.

Boring!

Similarly, he said his new movie will succeed by exposing information about President George W. Bush and his policies that will leave audiences stunned.

Probably, because they either stretch the truth, are complete misrepresentations, or are out and out falsehoods.

/based upon the other films Moore has made

Anything for a dollar.

I'm rooting for the atherosclerosis

re: #12 pat

Anything for a dollareuro.

Moore hates America.

He is about as smart as Spike Lee, or Sean Penn, only heavier.

the new film would cover topics so “toxic” he probably should not make it.

He's doing a nude scene

I plead my ignorance.

Does 2 dinners have some reference I am not aware of?

Also, by saying it's "dangerous" for him to make this film, is this POS suggesting that his life will be in danger from those who disagree with his ignorant, America-hating, asinine opinions?

/give me a break, what a jerk

But wait, he will be thrown in the worst cell in Gitmo, for daring to stick his finger in McChimpy BushHitler's eye! Just like with his last "blockbuster" that had such Troof in it!

Oh, the dumbassery!

Similarly, he said his new movie will succeed by exposing information about President George W. Bush and his policies that will leave audiences stunned.

I doubt American's will have interest in seeing more attacks on Bush. I think they're bored with Bush and the attacks on him too.
America wants no moore.

re: #17 formercorpsman

I plead my ignorance.

Does 2 dinners have some reference I am not aware of?

I think "2 dinners" refers to the snack he has before each meal.

re: #16 Shug

the new film would cover topics so “toxic” he probably should not make it.

He's doing a nude scene

The image flashed into my brain. I blame you for my nightmares. O_O

re: #16 Shug

He's doing a nude scene

YOMANKB!

"What I'm going to say in this film is what probably 70 percent of them (audiences) don't want to hear," Moore said.
...What an idiot.

re: #22 kynna

The image flashed into my brain. I blame you for my nightmares. O_O

/me passes the brain bleach

And that is what this is about. It is all over the Hollywood press. He is using Euro money to spit on America. No matter what happens, he wins because he gets a fee on top of the percentages. interesting that Weinstein Bros said they were not interested.

re: #17 formercorpsman

I plead my ignorance.

Does 2 dinners have some reference I am not aware of?

think OBESE

Yeah, "risky." Right. Like he's in danger for his life by making it. What an overstuffed buffoon.

re: #17 formercorpsman

I plead my ignorance.

Does 2 dinners have some reference I am not aware of?

Other then the the fact that for each one dinner you have, he has two. I don't think so.

re: #17 formercorpsman

I plead my ignorance.

Does 2 dinners have some reference I am not aware of?

He's quite... rotund.

Almost all of the "profits' for sicko came from overseas.

At 54 years of age and with that gut, I can't imagine he has too many moore movies left in him.

Mr. Creosote

This guy is pathetic.. still waiting for him to have unarmed body guards.. travel to Cuba for his artery unclogging operations..

/ but hey if he can make movies where VP Chaney flies radio controlled planes full of explosives in WTC more power to him.

re: #26 pat

interesting that Weinstein Bros said they were not interested.

Well you know, it's so dangerous to make this film. They're just scared.

////

Oh, good. I shall waste no time in going to see it.

re: #27 sattv4u2

OK, I really was curious if there might have been something else that happened, which this might have had meaning for.

I am often out of the loop.

Moore is the penultimate "Capitalist Pig"

re: #6 song_and_dance_man

I'm ready for the viewing - I have a can of Crisco and a salt lick.

Now where is my seat?

I don't even want to know. LOL

"It is wafer thin"

Since Ad Hominem is sometimes an indication that I have lost an argument on it's merits I'll just refer to Mr. Moore's treatment of "the truth" as "extremely creative" and leave it at that.

re: #27 sattv4u2

think OBESE

I thought having an obese moron make a movie about health showed his rip-roaring sense of the absurd.

re: #33 ec marm

At 54 years of age and with that gut, I can't imagine he has too many moore movies left in him.

Rotundism! Charles!

he has to desperately hype it like this because his last film made only a few thousand dollars.
so this film is: something he shouldn't make. something too dangerous. LOL. he's done.

Better.

Better get a bucket.

I hope he films it with Rev. Jeremiah Wright and it is all about how the USA invented AIDS to kill black people, and how the CIA invented crack cocaine to kill black people, and how the ? Bilderburgers decided that Tupac had to die because he was going to become such a great black leader, etc

re: #46 buzzsawmonkey

Penultimate means "next to last." It is not an intensifier of "ultimate."

Then he has now shoved himself to the front of the line.

Notice no critiques of America's obsession with fast food and obesity...

/not surprised

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

What? A chili cheese dog?

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.
"oooooooooooooooooo........so edgy, so progressive, so avant-garde.
Such a capitalist pig!
/ok......just a pig.

Yawn. . .

/when's the Batman flick coming out?

I have wondered, with how the global warming crowd has fired previous salvos on the overweight crowd, and their inherent contributions to global warming.

I suspect he might find himself in a tight spot.

PI

re: #51 pat

Then he has now shoved himself to the front of the buffet line.

/My contribution to editing.

re: #44 debutaunt

I thought having an obese moron make a movie about health showed his rip-roaring sense of the absurd.

You want to see rip roaring absurd,,, picture him in a speedo

re: #48 nyc redneck

he has to desperately hype it like this because his last film made only a few thousand dollars.
so this film is: something he shouldn't make. something too dangerous. LOL. he's done.

Last movie grossed $35M, cost $9M to make. Don't know what Moore got, but the returns as a % were very good. But the precipitous drop has apparently scared off the American money.

re: #58 sattv4u2

You want to see rip roaring absurd,,, picture him in a speedo

That's not rip-roaring absurd. That's just disturbing. In so many ways.

/I'm gonna go buy a few more 55-gallon drums of brain bleach...

re: #1 Slumbering Behemoth

Slumbering Behemoth promises to spend his money on something more healthy: beer!

DRINK!

Da_Beerfreak can fully agree with this approach to maintaining good health.
// {;-)™

-= DRINK! =-

re: #52 Consumer

"Two dozen chili dogs and ten orders of cheeze fries nation" just wasn't a catchy title.

"Dangerous"?! Yeah, right.

Mikey, let's see what a real firewalker you are. Make a film about the pedophile Mohammed...please. Then when some irate (is there any other kind) Islamofascist stabs you 20 times and leaves his review of your movie stuck on your chest, in close proximity to your decapitated, porcine head, THEN, dude, we'll be impressed.

And, yes, then I'll subscribe to Pay-Per-View to see your brave rotting corpse as grudging praise for your bravery.

re: #58 sattv4u2

I am now in need of some serious mental flossing.... ewwwwwww

So I guess this will be another anti-war/American movie that will go to DVD a lot quicker than planned.

re: #58 sattv4u2

You want to see rip roaring absurd,,, picture him in a speedo

There goes my supper.

*blech*

re: #50 funky chicken

I hope he films it with Rev. Jeremiah Wright and it is all about how the USA invented AIDS to kill black people, and how the CIA invented crack cocaine to kill black people, and how the ? Bilderburgers decided that Tupac had to die because he was going to become such a great black leader, etc

Actually, I think it would make a pretty great concept if someone made a movie where all of these lunatic conspiracy theories were literally true, and then played it absolutely straight.

But I guess its been done.

Not so serious, but I like this one better.

And I promise to hate his next film, too!
Nothing this bloated excuse for a human being does [and I use the term "human" with great trepidation, and offer apologies to actual human beings] impresses me. What amazes me, however, is that this bloated excuse continues to make money from the ofal he calls filmmaking.

Did I mention that, in my opinion, Michael Moore is a bloated excuse for a human?

He’s big in France.

So is Jerry Lewis.

re: #67 cowsmacker

There goes my supper.

*blech*

A Really, really, really really bad mental image just entered my mind. Quick, pass the bleach.

the new film would cover topics so “toxic” he probably should not make it.

But I will because I am a whore.

Mikey

Michael Moore is rather full of himself, if girth is any measure of such things that is.

re: #8 song_and_dance_man

Hey, that was my next line. Boy I hope you registered that.

/s

Beat ya to it huh? You have lots of good lines.

re: #66 mattm

So I guess this will be another anti-war/American movie that will go to DVD a lot quicker than planned.

I just chuckle to myself as I pass the stacks of unrented antiwar movies at Blockbuster.

I suggest this for the ending of his next film. Substituting his picture, of course.

re: #64 THX-42

"Dangerous"?! Yeah, right.

Mikey, let's see what a real firewalker you are. Make a film about the pedophile Mohammed...please. Then when some irate (is there any other kind) Islamofascist stabs you 20 times and leaves his review of your movie stuck on your chest, in close proximity to your decapitated, porcine head, THEN, dude, we'll be impressed.

That is so right. He's a coward, nothing but an undisciplined, slovenly sneak.

re: #46 buzzsawmonkey

Moore is the penultimate "Capitalist Pig"

Penultimate means "next to last." It is not an intensifier of "ultimate."

Actually it still works, as Soros is the ultimate Capitalist Pig. Moore is just a Soros wannabe.

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

Its gonna contain his own full frontal nudity?

re: #58 sattv4u2

You want to see rip roaring absurd,,, picture him in a speedo

Aaaaaaaaack eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(pours self highball glass of straight Clorox)

Wiki says that he is a "critic of the American health care sytem." He should take his clothes off, stand in front of a full length mirror and ask himself if the American health care system did that to him.
When his ticker stops trying to push blood through that bloated mass, they're gonna need a 'crash cart' hooked up to a nuke plant to get it running again.

re: #64 THX-42

"Dangerous"?! Yeah, right.

Mikey, let's see what a real firewalker you are. Make a film about the pedophile Mohammed...please. Then when some irate (is there any other kind) Islamofascist stabs you 20 times and leaves his review of your movie stuck on your chest, in close proximity to your decapitated, porcine head, THEN, dude, we'll be impressed.

And, yes, then I'll subscribe to Pay-Per-View to see your brave rotting corpse as grudging praise for your bravery.

Excellent! I was just going to post bkind of the same thing & no one can prove otherwise. These people are always speaking truth to power as lon as it's safe.

Where is this rotund fool getting the funding for these flicks? Nobody goes to see them, his return has to be TERRIBLE!

I really dislike Michael Moore. I had the displeasure of seeing him on Larry King Alive; this guy is begging to be bludgeoned with the clue mace/warhammer. (The clue bat has proved ineffective)

re: #60 Fat Jolly Penguin

That's not rip-roaring absurd. That's just disturbing. In so many ways.

/I'm gonna go buy a few more 55-gallon drums of brain bleach...

then you'll be ready for what the movie is about:

a documentary of his romantic liaisons with the women of "Code Pink"......

I have never seen anything the Moore-on has made. Never will I.

Ever wonder what this guy does for pleasure? What a wanker. One hand wrapped around a leg of lamb. One hand..........

Never mind.

said on Friday the new film would cover topics so “toxic” he probably should not make it.

Self-promote much?

re: #88 song_and_dance_man

If so a better title for the film might be, Where are my Private Parts?

It's probably been at least three decades since he was able to look down and see his shriveled little [redacted].

re: #61 Da_Beerfreak

Da_Beerfreak can fully agree with this approach to maintaining good health.
// {;-)™

-= DRINK! =-

Wow, you're the last Lizard I expected to hear that from.

///sssarc

“Two Dinners”

/classic

So the blimp is dropping more dirty ballast water...

~yawn~

re: #79 song_and_dance_man

Where is it?

I am just wondering, do you suppose that after this unsightly creature feeds, that it takes a HAZMAT crew to tidy up?

Similarly, he said his new movie will succeed by exposing information about President George W. Bush and his policies that will leave audiences stunned.

Script by Ron Paul.

Last time Micky Moore went to the beach...everyone kept trying to roll him back into the ocean.

re: #87 cookielady

I have never seen anything the Moore-on has made. Never will I.

I have been known to stack other DVDs in front of his on in-store rack displays, or to turn them backwards and upside down as I look through the racks.

/Why so down?

The man is trying to improve himself.

re: #98 missouri boy

Last time Micky Moore went to the beach...everyone kept trying to roll him back into the ocean.

Slobs are endangered?

re: #59 pat

Last movie grossed $35M, cost $9M to make. Don't know what Moore got, but the returns as a % were very good. But the precipitous drop has apparently scared off the American money.

He recieved 50% precent of the profits

[Link: www.portfolio.com...]

I will never support a film by Michael Moore...

re: #98 missouri boy

Last time Micky Moore went to the beach...everyone kept trying to roll him back into the ocean.

If the left is worried about a rise in sea level, they should pass a law prohibiting Moore and Gore from ever going swimming.

The last time Moore went to the beach...the tide went out and wouldn't come back.

..the new film would cover topics so “toxic” he probably should not make it.

My guess is Moore is going to make a Twoofer movie.

[Link: www.imdb.com...]
Captain Mike Across America
Also Known As:Michael Moore's Uprising (USA) (complete title)
The Great '04 Slacker Uprising (USA) (working title)
Uprising (USA) (working title)

... unless this is yet another movie.

How about a movie about rabid vegetarians?

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has selected the gadfly filmmaker as one of its “Flab Five” and is treating him to a Veg Eye for the Fat Guy makeover. “Looks like the ‘Downsize This’ author has been doing too much supersizing,” notes PETA.

re: #104 HelloDare

If the left is worried about a rise in sea level, they should pass a law prohibiting Moore and Gore from ever going swimming.

Hey Moore would leave a scum ring around the ocean.
That boy is not a slave to personal hygiene

I think I'll stick with Iron Man, thankyouohsovermuch.

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

Then why do it? Clearly he wants to provoke Americans who he feels himself so superior to and inflate (!) his esteem among the squishy left of Europe. Oh Mr. Moore, I can wait to see how well you tear this nation apart with your rapier wit and glittering sense of irony. Few people disgust me as this grease soaked shitbag does. Maybe his film will piss off so many Americans he won't feel welcome anywhere in the USA-of course that'd never happen... Pass me the bucket I'm going to puke.

Does he realize that Bush will be out of office a year from now?
So why a film on Bush's policies?
Even lefties don't have enough of an attention span for that.

I once heard that Moore was so poor as a kid..that he was lucky he was born a boy, because at least he had something to play with.

re: #100 looking closely

/Why so down?

The man is trying to improve himself.

The title of that is "Michael Moore Fights To Loose Weight".

Gah, editors, hello!?

That said, more power to him, it's a b*tch to be overweight, I got huge with each of my three pregnancies and had a heck of a time losing the weight. In fact, I'm still losing weight from the third child, and he's almost 5. LOL *sigh*

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

A sex romp?

How about a movie about an asshole president who is fighting terrorists while giving their main sponsors nucular weapons material.

The sad thing is people take Mental Midgets films a documented "fact" and base arguments on them.

You've to waste time and effort demolishing the fact, and they usually get bent out of shape when you do that.

World view based on delusions.

re: #111 ZK273

I think I'll stick with Iron Man, thankyouohsoverymuch.

PIMF

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

Oh, I see he is planning on taking on the hypocrisies and shortsightedness of the Democrats now.

/I only might be joking about that.

re: #100 looking closely

/Why so down?

The man is trying to improve himself.

Michael Moore has finally decided to take up a special program to loose wight.
The Fahrenheit 9/11 director is said to have enrolled on a crash course at a $3,800-a-week (GBP2,100-a-week) celebrity center, as he intends to loose 5.4 kilograms (12 pounds) during the first three weeks.
You would think these folks would know how to spell lose, I mean it's, what they do.
Losers.

re: #116 HelloDare

A sex romp?

Hey moore has a three way when he is alone

re: #111 ZK273

Fantastic movie!

re: #113 wolfie

Does he realize that Bush will be out of office a year from now?
So why a film on Bush's policies?
Even lefties don't have enough of an attention span for that.

Didn't you hear? Obama is running against Bush/McCain. One and the same as todays Obamatantrums proclaimed!

re: #124 The Shadow Do

Yeah. My bad!

Michael “Two Dinners” Moore is planning a sequel to his despicable Fahrenheit 9/11

/I could have sworn he blew himself up at Mount Rushmore a few years ago

I see SpongeMike Sweatpants is already starting with the hype. What was it the last time - oh yeah, "Sicko" had to be stored in a locked vault because the evil Bush Administration wanted to get hold of it. And that he was being stalked by the government because he went to Cuba! (He never did explain why he didn't take them to Canada instead, since he's been expounding over and over again that Canada had the better system - but of course, had he taken them to Canada he wouldn't have received "the letter" that he waved around showing harassment).

Soooo toxic.....yeah, right Mikey. How's that marine's lawsuit against you going?

re: #112 Nadnerb

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

He always claims this, that the "evil government" is trying to silence him, which is of course complete crapola (much like his films)

Gotta get some 'edgy' cred don't cha know...

Even the left think he's a huckster since his ownership of Halliburton shares became public knowledge.

My proudest moment: see him filming Sicko on a street in London and telling him to go fuck himself.

Haven't read the thread but my guess is it's a troofer movie.

My soon to be 100 year old great uncle says "Some people are alive today, only because it is illegal to kill them"
I'm not saying he was talking about Mikey Moore....I'm just saying.

OT

Gorebul Warming Update.

Against odds, glacier grows in cauldron of Mt. St. Helens

And inside the volcano, which was once a soft dome of snow but is now a gaping, steaming menace with an unpredictable streak, an unexpected phenomenon is taking place: a glacier is growing.

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

He's really an endangered transgendered sperm whale?

re: #131 Sharmuta

Haven't read the thread but my guess is it's a troofer movie.

DEFINITELY a troofer movie.

So, you think this tub o'lard will be at the Democrat convention?
A couple of lizards a few weeks ago said they'd need him.......y'no, to block the camera views of Jimmy Carter.

re: #131 Sharmuta

Haven't read the thread but my guess is it's a troofer movie.

I've got an idea for a scene he can film.

re: #106 Ringo the Gringo

I see GMTA.

re: #102 kcladderman

Good find. And that would be on top of his producer/director fee. No wonder he can't sell the movie here.

Theater owners take 17.5 M
Moore 6.25
Investors (9M)........... 4.25

re: #134 rightymouse

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

He's really an endangered transgendered sperm whale?

His infancy was the inspiration for the annoying Raffi song, 'Baby Baluga"

re: #137 jcm

I've got an idea for a scene he can film.

That guy is a real idiot.

re: #117 Racer X

How about a movie about an asshole president who is fighting terrorists while giving their main sponsors nucular weapons material.

I feel ya! I feel like I've been hosed myself. He may not be the worst in history (that hnor will remain the peanut farmer's for a lonnnng time) but he's gotta be the best whore the house of saud can buy!

So dangerous he shouldn't make it?
He's going to film himself going in to Team America headquarters and blowing himself up.

re: #59 pat

Last movie grossed $35M, cost $9M to make. Don't know what Moore got, but the returns as a % were very good. But the precipitous drop has apparently scared off the American money.

oh he was down to a few million , not a few thousand. well, it's still pretty bad compared to what his other films have grossed. i'm thinking his career is abt. to hit the skids.

“It’s something I shouldn’t make, something that is dangerous,” he said.

We used to hang people for incitement of hatred.

Julius Streicher

re: #130 uptight

Good job. Drinks are on me.

re: #132 missouri boy

My soon to be 100 year old great uncle says "Some people are alive today, only because it is illegal to kill them"
I'm not saying he was talking about Mikey Moore....I'm just saying.

you bein' from Mizzoo and all, you oughta know that, "because he needed killin'", is a legal defense strategy here in the South...

:-D

re: #140 opnion

His infancy was the inspiration for the annoying Raffi song, 'Baby Baluga"

Never heard it. Can you hum a few bars? :)

re: #121 VegasRick

Michael Moore has finally decided to take up a special program to loose w[e]ight.

You would think these folks would know how to spell lose, I mean it's, what they do.
Losers.

I think you mean "loosers". ;-)

Anyway, I think this emphasis on Moore's obesity is misplaced. What difference does it make how much of a lard-ass he is?

They guy has a niche. . .he makes films about why he feels America sucks and then people who also believe America sucks give him money to watch them.

What could be more American than that?

For example, here is an image of him with Jimmy Carter at the '04 Dem convention.

re: #141 VegasRick

That guy is a real idiot.

This one is classic.
Sends up the troofers.

re: #142 paxnhymn

I feel ya! I feel like I've been hosed myself. He may not be the worst in history (that hnor will remain the peanut farmer's for a lonnnng time) but he's gotta be the best whore the house of saud can buy!

Sad , but hard to argue with. Who sits around and says, "Hey lets give the Saudis enriched nuclear material. What could go wrong?"

re: #142 paxnhymn

I feel ya! I feel like I've been hosed myself. He may not be the worst in history (that honor will remain the peanut farmer's for a lonnnng time) but he's gotta be the best whore the house of saud can buy!

I cannot express how pissed off I am at Bush. What a puss.

re: #137 jcm

I've got an idea for a scene he can film.

Yes -- that was a classic of engineering anal ... anal ... uh ... /just a moment, let me look up how to spell the rest of that word.

re: #148 paxnhymn

you bein' from Mizzoo and all, you oughta know that, "because he needed killin'", is a legal defense strategy here in the South...

:-D

With Missouri's relatively new "Castle Law" in place , your statement has more truth to it than you think.

re: #149 rightymouse

Never heard it. Can you hum a few bars? :)

Naw, you get a break. It is a kiddie song. Back in the day, my daughter loved it.

re: #137 jcm

I've got an idea for a scene he can film.

That had to be one of the most ridiculous experiments. Almost as dumb/idiotic as Rosie's comment about "first time steel melted".

No wonder I left the Dem party after 9/11.

re: #155 song_and_dance_man

Maybe the film will be about having to buy two seats on an airliner.

And then hijacking it by threatening to sit on the pilot.
Unfortunately, all the film was destroyed in the resulting crash, and the lawsuit wiped out what was left of his money after paying for his dinner.

AP

WASHINGTON (AP) — In President Bush's hint that Barack Obama wants to appease terrorists, Democrats heard troubling echoes of 2004, when Republicans portrayed John Kerry as irresolute and weak on national security.
Determined to end the similarities there, Obama and his allies counterattacked Friday with a multi-pronged response that was as fast and fierce as Kerry's response to the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth ads was slow and uncertain.

Ahhhh! Bush was swiftboating BHO in the Keenest.

re: #153 Racer X

I cannot express how pissed off I am at Bush. What a puss.

Ditto!

re: #150 looking closely

Anyway, I think this emphasis on Moore's obesity is misplaced. What difference does it make how much of a lard-ass he is?

Right, the guy is pro-socialist, anti-American scum. His weight has nothing to do with what makes him loathsome. It does make him look like something of a hypocrite, though.

re: #155 song_and_dance_man

Maybe the film will be about having to buy two seats on an airliner.

and how discriminatory that is.

re: #158 rightymouse

That had to be one of the most ridiculous experiments. Almost as dumb/idiotic as Rosie's comment about "first time steel melted".

No wonder I left the Dem party after 9/11.

You escaped. I thought that I was an Independent until Clinton slapped it out of me

re: #152 opnion

Sad , but hard to argue with. Who sits around and says, "Hey lets give the Saudis enriched nuclear material. What could go wrong?"

yep. And that fat bearded oppressive bastard is laughing his ass off at the demise of the "stupid evil satan" like Breznev could have only dreamed of....makes me sick!

re: #157 opnion

Naw, you get a break. It is a kiddie song. Back in the day, my daughter loved it.

Ok...not one that was familiar to me. :)

re: #162 Slumbering Behemoth

Right, the guy is pro-socialist, anti-American scum. His weight has nothing to do with what makes him loathsome. It does make him look like something of a hypocrite, though.

No make fun of the fat ass. I lose all civility when it comes to kerry, Obama & this pig

re: #154 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Hey, how ya doing?

I've got pictures somewhere of a fire in a elementary school. The library was the central point (arson) the wood decking roof was completely burned off. The steel support trusses for the roof on 14 foot pillars were touching the floor in the middle of the library.

crap, now i have to go hang out w/ a bunch of elitist libs at a party. hope i can watch my mouth.

re: #150 looking closely

I think you mean "loosers". ;-)

Anyway, I think this emphasis on Moore's obesity is misplaced. What difference does it make how much of a lard-ass he is?

They guy has a niche. . .he makes films about why he feels America sucks and then people who also believe America sucks give him money to watch them.

What could be more American than that?

Maybe not telling outright lies to try to make the USA look bad to the rest of the world?
Just a thought.

re: #167 rightymouse

Ok...not one that was familiar to me. :)

It was actually cute for the kids. This guy Raffi used to give concerts

re: #169 jcm
Steel trussed buildings are the most dangerous fires to fight. Your interior attack time is reduced in trussed buildings.

re: #170 nyc redneck

crap, now i have to go hang out w/ a bunch of elitist libs at a party. hope i can watch my mouth.

Shut jo mouf! I'm talkin bout Shaft!

re: #169 jcm

Hey, how ya doing?

I've got pictures somewhere of a fire in a elementary school. The library was the central point (arson) the wood decking roof was completely burned off. The steel support trusses for the roof on 14 foot pillars were touching the floor in the middle of the library.

Don't get it. Sorry. Were they still intact, melted, or what?

I'm fine. Good week, but looking forward to the weekend.

Similarly, he said his new movie will succeed by exposing information about President George W. Bush and his policies that will leave audiences stunned.

What angle of the troofer "logic" does he think he could possibly go over that we haven't heard already?

Well, I can see that this is not gonna segue into a boob thread.
I"m going to have dinner. Later Lizards. It's been real. Stay cool & keep it Obama

re: #168 opnion

No make fun of the fat ass. I lose all civility when it comes to kerry, Obama & this pig.

Whoa there, I'm not passing judgment on folks who make tasteless jokes. I make tasteless jokes all the time. I'm just sayin' that his weight has nothing to do with why I find him loathsome.

/and I don't have any good fat jokes

re: #165 opnion

You escaped. I thought that I was an Independent until Clinton slapped it out of me

I understand how Dems think, which isn't very deep. The thought process/analysis on issues is typically superficial.

They don't get the world we live in, let alone America.

re: #174 kcladderman

Steel trussed buildings are the most dangerous fires to fight. Your interior attack time is reduced in trussed buildings.

Explain please. I'm very curious.

re: #149 rightymouse
"...Baby Baluga"

Never heard it. Can you hum a few bars? :)

It goes something like...
"Baby Baluga,
laying on the beach.
Wonder how you manage to see your feet.
Baby Baluga,
you've got huge manbreasts
and I can't imagine you can see the rest!"

re: #150 looking closely

I think you mean "loosers". ;-)

Anyway, I think this emphasis on Moore's obesity is misplaced. What difference does it make how much of a lard-ass he is?

They guy has a niche. . .he makes films about why he feels America sucks and then people who also believe America sucks give him money to watch them.

What could be more American than that?

For example, here is an image of him with Jimmy Carter at the '04 Dem convention.

He wants socialized medicine. In Britain they are limiting care to Lard Asses and smokers. Pot meet Kettle.

Sure he can make any film he wants.

But for damn sure we're going to call him on his socialism, hypocrisy and out right lies he bases his fauxcumentaries on.

re: #166 paxnhymn

yep. And that fat bearded oppressive bastard is laughing his ass off at the demise of the "stupid evil satan" like Breznev could have only dreamed of....makes me sick!

It's really not that hard to understand. Either we partner with the Sauds or Russia and/or China will. We have some control with this kind of agreement. Take your pick!

re: #161 missouri boy

I am composing an email to the president to express my dissatisfaction. Trying not to sound like a doofus, but I am really pissed.

re: #176 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Don't get it. Sorry. Were they still intact, melted, or what?

I'm fine. Good week, but looking forward to the weekend.

Steel 14" I-beams, the ends were still up on the pillars, but had drooped down in the middle due to the heat. In a few cases pulling the pillars over. The where still in one piece but had lost any structural integrity.

re: #184 The Shadow Do

It's really not that hard to understand. Either we partner with the Sauds or Russia and/or China will. We have some control with this kind of agreement. Take your pick!

maybe i would not like the remaining shards of the first tc nuke to be detonated on US soil to have , "made in Saudi arabia from US components" emblazenned on the shards.....

/feh

You know, I wish him luck. Stick a bunch of Obama '08 stickers alllll over it, while you are at it Mikey. Come on, we hicks can take some more shots at us. Come on, show us Amerikkans what utter foolish rubes we are, so we can remember it when we go to the polls.

::::cackles like the Wicked Witch of the West:::::

re: #42 Ojoe

"It is wafer thin"

woulda thought more lizards would have got that

good one

What a fat POS and a pox upon his house!

What I wouldn't give to see Michael Moore stagger out of a restaurant holding his heart and crying for help....I might just forget my medical training.

re: #184 The Shadow Do

It's really not that hard to understand. Either we partner with the Sauds or Russia and/or China will. We have some control with this kind of agreement. Take your pick!

I agree, and throw in the Iran factor. They will need to be monitored very closely as they are not our friends, only less of an enemy.

re: #187 paxnhymn

maybe i would not like the remaining shards of the first tc nuke to be detonated on US soil to have , "made in Saudi arabia from US components" emblazenned on the shards.....

/feh

Then close your eyes and hope for the best.

Looking closely:
They guy has a niche. . .he makes films about why he feels America sucks and then people who also believe America sucks give him money to watch them. What could be more American than that?

Vegasrick:
Maybe not telling outright lies to try to make the USA look bad to the rest of the world? Just a thought.

/But there's a buck in it.

Honestly, I don't get that worked up about Moore.

IMO, his films suck, and after having seen a few of them, I'm simply not watching anymore. I try not to waste my time with bad movies.

As to their content being wrong, and him being an intellectually dishonest slimebag, that's been well documented.

re: #186 jcm

Steel 14" I-beams, the ends were still up on the pillars, but had drooped down in the middle due to the heat. In a few cases pulling the pillars over. The where still in one piece but had lost any structural integrity.

Ah HA!

Every time Michael Moore make a film Leni Riefenstahl gets her wings.

re: #189 Shug

woulda thought more lizards would have got that

good one

Wasn't it "the thinnest of thin mints"?

re: #198 song_and_dance_man

Poor Cackle Rodham and Wet Willie probably regret boosting B. Hussein as the keynote speaker of the last (D) presidential shindig.

Sucks to be them.

Wonder which one of them thought it was a good idea?

re: #195 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Ah HA!

Watching 9/11 about 5 minutes before the first collapse, the showed a close up of the building.

I knew then that a collapse was eminent. Pray and hoping somehow the fire commanders could see the picture, and were pulling the crews out. The building was showing clear signs of deformation. Some of the better documentaries into the buildings collapse point out the buckling in the external panels.

re: #195 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Ah HA!

silly wabbit. Everybody knows that Rosie said fire can't melt steel...

///////whhooaa! sarc overload!

re: #178 opnion

Well, I can see that this is not gonna segue into a boob thread.

Google Images search "Michael Moore speedo"
First image. There's your boobs.

re: #68 looking closely

How about "Reefer Madness" lol

In a perfect world he has cardiac arrest and falls face first in to his Crab Louie.

I only watched one Michael Moore film, "Bowling for Columbine." I didn't want to watch it but my son tied me to a chair and taped my eyelids open. He's such a joker!

I didn't feel so bad because he bought the DVD at the Moscow "pirate bazaar" so no money went into the fat putz's pocket.

re: #182 Shaky Louie

"...Baby Baluga"

It goes something like...
"Baby Baluga,
laying on the beach.
Wonder how you manage to see your feet.
Baby Baluga,
you've got huge manbreasts
and I can't imagine you can see the rest!"

That's a child's song?

Mikey should just make his trash for al jezeera and be done with it. At least then he'd have an approving audience.

Always remember . . .

/fire doesn't melt steel

re: #196 Onslow

Every time Michael Moore make a film Leni Riefenstahl gets her wings.

Bwahahaha!

re: #188 RememberSekhmet?

You know, I wish him luck. Stick a bunch of Obama '08 stickers alllll over it, while you are at it Mikey. Come on, we hicks can take some more shots at us. Come on, show us Amerikkans what utter foolish rubes we are, so we can remember it when we go to the polls.

::::cackles like the Wicked Witch of the West:::::

Oh yeah. Put in lots of shots at McCain's age also.

Landslide!

re: #182 Shaky Louie

"...Baby Baluga"

It goes something like...
"Baby Baluga,
laying on the beach.
Wonder how you manage to see your feet.
Baby Baluga,
you've got huge manbreasts
and I can't imagine you can see the rest!"

Is that sung to the tune of "Lady Madonna"?

re: #200 jcm

I haven't put that much attention into the subject. Couldn't take it. I watch the videos of people jumping and my gut twists. Running out and killing something isn't an option, so I stay away from the subject.

re: #205 Alouette

hey! Upthread they were askin' about your Porky in the Kaba avatar...

re: #183 jcm

He wants socialized medicine.

So do Obama and Clinton both.

Personally, I think further expanding socialized medicine would be a catastrophe and I'm against it, but you can't honestly say there aren't a lot of people who'd love to see it.

In Britain they are limiting care to Lard Asses and smokers. Pot meet Kettle.

I hear things are wonderful in Cuba too.

Internal consistency has never been Moore's strong point.

Sure he can make any film he wants.

But for damn sure we're going to call him on his socialism, hypocrisy and out right lies he bases his fauxcumentaries on.

Of course.
Call him a lard ass, too. . .the shoe fits.
Again, I just don't get that excited by the guy.
He's a huckster who makes anti-American porn.
Its simply another product I don't need.

re: #207 guzziguy

Mikey should just make his trash for al jezeera and be done with it. At least then he'd have an approving audience.

I think he does. It just doesn't get the imprimatur as having been made under America premises.

re: #213 paxnhymn

hey! Upthread they were askin' about your Porky in the Kaba avatar...

Here ya go.

re: #215 song_and_dance_man

I have looked for that answer, but it's been, so far, evasive. Still, at that time, Cackle and Wet were granted to be in control. Wet carried a big stick back in the day. (heh)

It really must chap their hide that this Johnny come lately is about to eat their lunch.

As you so eloquently stated "sucks to be them".

re: #215 song_and_dance_man

I have looked for that answer, but it's been, so far, evasive. Still, at that time, Cackle and Wet were granted to be in control. Wet carried a big stick back in the day. (heh)

It really must chap their hide that this Johnny come lately is about to eat their lunch.

I think it was a sucker punch. I think Bubba was duped and this antiAmerican asshole is a Manchurian for Soros or someone maybe more vile(although that boggles the mind to try and imagine)..

re: #186 jcm

Steel 14" I-beams, the ends were still up on the pillars, but had drooped down in the middle due to the heat.

But...but...Rosie O. has already educated us that - "never before in history has fire ever melted steel!"

"Google it, people!"

re: #87 cookielady

I have never seen anything the Moore-on has made. Never will I.

I'm very proud to say none of my family would not waste a penny on his sorry-------- you know!
bbl!

re: #181 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Trusses are used to cover large areas, Car dealerships,bowling alleys
stores and such.
So when we pull up to a working fire the first thing you give is the building construction type. The amount of fire and smoke condition.
The roofs of these trussed buildings are built to hold the weight of the roof, equipment with added safety for weighty from snow water and such. So while the trusses are indeed very strong. Once you introduce heavy fire the joints where these trusses tie into the wall become weakened by the intense heat and the possibility of truss failure is very high.
So when we make interior fire attacks inside one of these buildings if we cannot bring the fire under control very quickly the incident commander will pull us out.
I have seen several of these roof collapses from the outside and one from the inside we were lucky we were close enough to making it out when it collapsed that we made it. There are hundreds of firefighters who did not survive theirs.

re: #207 guzziguy

Mikey should just make his trash for al jezeera and be done with it. At least then he'd have an approving audience.

If it is a troofer movie, he'll be doing just that, and it will be a smashing success in the middle east (and probably europe).

re: #221 beachkatie

ass I say it for you

re: #207 guzziguy

Mikey should just make his trash for al jezeera and be done with it. At least then he'd have an approving audience.

Well, for Fahrenheit 9/11 he had a huge audience in Europe. Anti-American propaganda sells there.

Not that I'm questioning his patriotism. (cough, cough)

No siree, just ask metallurgist Rosie, never before in history has fire melted steel.

/this is not a steel foundry, don't you believe it!

re: #220 Shaky Louie

I googled it and up popped a picture of some big fat disgusting looking farm animal type of thing with a fat woman's head attached to it. Weird huh?

I had planned to refrain from drinking tonight, but after seeing not only this thread, but the suggestion that Mikey might do a nude scene, WELL.... Grammy's got a fresh bottle of wine on deck, children.... Anyone else need to purge that image from their brains?

Oh, and GOOD EVENING, LIZARDS!

re: #212 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I haven't put that much attention into the subject. Couldn't take it. I watch the videos of people jumping and my gut twists. Running out and killing something isn't an option, so I stay away from the subject.

There a couple of documentaries out, that focus on the structural / mechanical aspects of what happened.

Video simulation used in one of them.

Nova did a episode on the structural aspects of 9/11.

re: #222 kcladderman

Now I get it. Thanks!

re: #49 Ojoe

Better.

Better get a bucket.

/Extra Crispy. From KFC.

Oink, oink!

I hope he wears a Borat thong.....

If that eeeeejit hates America so much, I'd be willing to swap places with him......

re: #206 rightymouse

That's a child's song?

No. Sorry. I made that up as a send-up of "Lady Madonna" (Beatles) in reference to M. Moore.
As far as the real song goes...I have no idea.

re: #220 Shaky Louie

Well... technically the steel didn't melt. It just turned to the consistency of warm taffy with as much integrity as B. Hussein in a Waffle House.

re: #226 Killian Bundy

No siree, just ask metallurgist Rosie, never before in history has fire melted steel.

/this is not a steel foundry, don't you believe it!

Indeed! The news came as quite a shock to all the steelworkers in downriver Detroit, who work at foundries all day, in the heat, because of THE FIRE.

re: #228 Grammy Cracker

I had planned to refrain from drinking tonight, but after seeing not only this thread, but the suggestion that Mikey might do a nude scene, WELL.... Grammy's got a fresh bottle of wine on deck, children.... Anyone else need to purge that image from their brains?

Oh, and GOOD EVENING, LIZARDS!

I figured out the "toxic" part. MM, Hairy Red, Rosie O and Rosanne Barf do a sex scene in a mini cooper. Rosie is the man.

re: #229 jcm

I'll check these out.

By the way, check your home email. I finally got, and just sent, that long-promised photo of gray-headed old fart myself.

re: #222 kcladderman

We called 'em five minute roofs.

re: #237 VegasRick

LOL, and EEEEEEEEEWWWWW.....

re: #238 pre-Boomer Marine brat

I'll check these out.

By the way, check your home email. I finally got, and just sent, that long-promised photo of gray-headed old fart myself.

I got some school pics of the kids. (Don't let the smiles fool ya')

re: #237 VegasRick

I figured out the "toxic" part. MM, Hairy Red, Rosie O and Rosanne Barf do a sex scene in a mini cooper. Rosie is the man.

(swoon) auuugghh! (cough! Chortle! Gag!)i'm feelin' kinda green....

:-P

Michael Moore making a documentary...

re: #222 kcladderman

Will you stop using logic? What the hell is wrong with you?

Rosie says fire can't melt steel....And she should know, seeing she is such a genius.

re: #239 jcm
Exactly!

re: #242 paxnhymn

(swoon) auuugghh! (cough! Chortle! Gag!)i'm feelin' kinda green....

:-P

It aint easy.......being green.

OT
More Obama ignorance on display at Hugh Hewitt

Might be worth a thread, but this stuff is getting redundant.

re: #201 paxnhymn

silly wabbit. Everybody knows that Rosie said fire can't melt steel...

///////whhooaa! sarc overload!

Just think how amazing it is that we mined that steel and hammered it into continous steel sheets, formed it into seamless steel pipe, made billions of nails and millions of miles of steel wire, made I-beams and all that stuff, just on the sweat of burly men who meticulously hammered it into shape.

It's truly a world wonder.

/rosie is a moron

Pig Boy - what? I call my dog that! - has a home not far from where we keep our boat all summer. A multi-million dollar mansion on the most private and exclusive lake in the state.

Poor downtrodden slob my @ss! Well, still a slob....

re: #247 Ojoe

OT
More Obama ignorance on display at Hugh Hewitt

Might be worth a thread, but this stuff is getting redundant.

The obamination transcends time.

re: #248 really grumpy big dog Johnson

Actually we mined iron ore, then made it into steel.

(an iron-carbon alloy)

re: #247 Ojoe

OT
More Obama ignorance on display at Hugh Hewitt

Might be worth a thread, but this stuff is getting redundant.

His parents met when he was 4.

This steel beam was not melted by fire, don't you believe it!

/Rosie and Michael Moore sat on it and bent it like that

re: #251 Ojoe

Actually we mined iron ore, then made it into steel.

(an iron-carbon alloy)

But we didn't use fire! Maybe it just got a glimpse of Rosie and melted in horror?

re: #247 Ojoe

OT
More Obama ignorance on display at Hugh Hewitt

Might be worth a thread, but this stuff is getting redundant.

Funny, for me it never gets old.

re: #250 VegasRick

The obamination transcends time.

That's such a technical detail. The dems are focused on the big picture, which is capitulation and surrender at all cost.

No experience needed to apply.

re: #210 funky chicken

Oh yeah. Put in lots of shots at McCain's age also.

Landslide!

You got it!

re: #234 Shaky Louie

No. Sorry. I made that up as a send-up of "Lady Madonna" (Beatles) in reference to M. Moore.
As far as the real song goes...I have no idea.

YOU SCARED ME! lol!

re: #255 looking closely

Funny, for me it never gets old.

I agree, "keep it coming you dummy!"

re: #251 Ojoe

Actually we mined iron ore, then made it into steel.

(an iron-carbon alloy)

Violates the Rosie Dictum, not allowed. We MINED THE STEEL, and hammered into whatever we wanted...

/rosie is still a moron

re: #253 Killian Bundy

I'd enjoy kicking a steel beam up MM's....... never mind...

re: #260 really grumpy big dog Johnson

Did she really say "mined steel"?

re: #251 Ojoe

Actually we mined iron ore, then made it into steel.

(an iron-carbon alloy)

Not all steel is alloyed with carbon.
Chrome and vanadium work too.

re: #241 jcm

I got some school pics of the kids. (Don't let the smiles fool ya')

Now you've triggered the grandfather syndrome! Check your email AGAIN!

I remember the Christmas photo. You've got a great bunch of kids there.

re: #264 looking closely

High carbon chrome steel is used for bearings....

still has carbon...

re: #237 VegasRick

I figured out the "toxic" part. MM, Hairy Red, Rosie O and Rosanne Barf do a sex scene in a mini cooper. Rosie is the man.

Eww. That's more wrong than....eww.

Pass the brain bleach

re: #264 looking closely

...But this is nerdy technical information.

re: #263 Ojoe

Did she really say "mined steel"?

No, but the logical conclusion, since "fire never melted steel", is that we mined steel, not iron ore. How we made seamless steel pipe, wire, nails, I-beams and all, well that's still a mistery to this date.

/rosie is permanently retarded

re: #269 really grumpy big dog Johnson

rosie is permanently retarded

/hey, Gulf of Tonkin, Google it!

If only once one of these coddled leftys who constantly scream POLICE STATE in the freest country ever would be hoisted on their own petard.

Too much to ask, I guess.

Outta here to eat supper and enjoy a DVD. G'night all.

JCM, send the kids' school photos.