Following a series of stupid and insulting comments in the Carnegie Mellon thread by a college kid at the University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Stinky Beaumont whipped out the banning stick and took away its account.

Uh oh. College know-it-all didn’t like that. Not one bit. So it used its high-powered Mensa intellect to send the following email through our contact form, using the email address non_croyant@hotmail.com.

I would normally delete the profanities, but in this case it would detract from the savory vitriol, so I’ve left them in.

Here is what my reply would have been if you hadn’t been such a sissy cunt and blocked my username:

Says someone who thinks this messy pile a creeping featurism is the height of Web design.

Here’s a tip for you - familiarize yourself with some documents here:

http://www.w3.org/

I have a good laugh at your expense every time you post one of your pathetic “geek” posts begging your army of sycophants oo and ah at your dilettantish coding.

If you had ever studied real programming in a academic environment you would know that open permissions on student directories fairly common, partly due to the spirit of free exchange of ideas.

You’re pretty damn sad to think that anything vital was ever at risk of being compromised.

If the network admins of the CM CS even bothered to find out what you think about their security measures they would laugh in your amateurish face.

Really, Charles, get over yourself. You’re not the master hacker you think you are. And as for throughing around puerile adjectives like “ignorant” - my Mensa and 999 Society intellect is not intimidated by a mental midget like you.

You’re a fucking joke. Get cancer and die a slow and painful death. What’s more, I hope the crack whore trash who was capable of raising a piece of filth like you is raped and tortured to death.

All it’s lacking is a smiley symbol. Peace out!