Cesspool B.S.

I'm glad it wasn't a stroke, and I hope he recovers quickly and completely.

Then takes the hint to retire -- I'll happily pay taxes for him to do nothing!

-- Ann

Seizures are scary. I hate to see that happening to anyone.

Well I wish him a full recovery, glad it wasn't a stroke, and hope they find out what caused his seizure.

The comments section of this CBS News site is a real cesspool.

You aren't kidding, ewww. From both sides. I am fascinated though, on how people can twist a comment on an article about a democrat senator's seizure and subsequent hospitalization into a diatribe about President Bush and Iraq. Boggles the mind.

Glad it was not a stroke - but seizures are scary. My daddy had one.

Hope they figure out what it was.

Still of course wouldn't vote for him (if I lived in Moscow on the Charles).

re: #5 gop_patriot

Well I wish him a full recovery, glad it wasn't a stroke, and hope they find out what caused his seizure.

You aren't kidding, ewww. From both sides. I am fascinated though, on how people can twist a comment on an article about a democrat senator's seizure and subsequent hospitalization into a diatribe about President Bush and Iraq. Boggles the mind.

Some koskiddies where headed down the troofer path this morning.

All politics aside , I am glad that Teddy did not have a stroke & I wish him a full recovery.
I was hoping that we would be kicking Olbermann around more .
Oh well.

This is what I posted in the earlier thread, and I think it's a good idea to repost it now that we're getting the late afternoon crowd.

***

I hope everyone realizes that I will not tolerate any mean-spirited comments in this thread. I know most lizards are better people than that, but unfortunately there are always one or two who can't restrain themselves. Consider this a warning -- be respectful here, or you're very likely to lose your account.

"...it was a seizure of some kind"

Guilt?

I semi-apologize for being a hard-ass about this, but it's necessary. I don't want LGF to look like Free Republic does now.

I wish him well and hope he has a full recovery.

I disagree with him on almost everything politically, but he's still a human being who has a family.
We can disagree and still be civil.

re: #12 DesertSage

I wish him well and hope he has a full recovery.

I disagree with him on almost everything politically, but he's still a human being who has a family.
We can disagree and still be civil.

what sage said!

Seizures are scary. Hopefully the medical team will find the underlying cause and treat it successfully.

re: #11 Charles

Never apologize for being right.

THIRD
ARMY,
R

Ditto on what everyone has said. Glad it was not a stroke. Maybe he can retire and spend the rest of his life fishing with Jimmy Carter and keep both of them out of our hair : )

Scarab

I sincerely hope that Senator Kennedy makes a full and speedy recovery.

I hope he enjoys a long and happy retirement.

Best wishes to Senator Kennedy, in this difficult time...

re: #15 Render

Never apologize for being right.

THIRD
ARMY,
R

I'm really not too sorry.

I don't want to be banned from LGF. I was banned from the official "RUSH" (the band, not the guy) website for saying Neil Peart wasn't the best drummer in the world, although he is one of my favorites. I was banned from a lot of sites back in the day.

So, in response to this news about a Kennedy, no comment. ;)

For some reason this song came to mind:

Please Come to Boston

Best wishes for a smooth recovery, Senator Kennedy.

Charles thank you for the reminder and the high standard you set.

Its your house we are defecating in when we let feelings get the best of us.

The comments section for this CBS News article is a real cesspool.

Curiosity got the better of me and I looked. I wish I hadn't. Cesspool indeed.

re: #9 Charles

Amen Charles ,,,, from my #503 on the Friday OverNight, when we 1st heard

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

AND ,,,, let us as lizards make sure non of the non-regulars come in here and go all Kos and/ or huffPo about this

For that matter, I don't want LGF to look like the CBS News site.

Those comments are amazingly awful. It doesn't look like they have any moderators at all.

I appreciate you laying down the firm guidelines, Charles.

re: #16 Scarab

Ditto on what everyone has said. Glad it was not a stroke. Maybe he can retire and spend the rest of his life fishing with Jimmy Carter and keep both of them out of our hair : )

Scarab

Do you have any idea what you're wishing on the man?

Fishing with Jimmy Carter is a dangerous thing.

re: #24 Charles

For that matter, I don't want LGF to look like the CBS News site.

Those comments are amazingly awful. It doesn't look like they have any moderators at all.

Some of the posters there are flatout insane as well.

I propose a toast to Ted's speedy and full recovery.

/drink!

re: #23 sattv4u2

AND ,,,, let us as lizards make sure non of the non-regulars come in here and go all Kos and/ or huffPo about this

RBIOF

(Report button is our friend)

I am no fan of the Senator's politics, but I will always be grateful to the Kennedy family for their monumental work in regards to Special Olympics. My late brother benefited emotionally and physically from these competitions. When he passed away, we buried him with his Special Olympic swimming medals. He was very proud of them.

We have videos of him losing his swimming trunks in a competition, but that's another story .....

:)

re: #11 Charles

I semi-apologize for being a hard-ass about this, but it's necessary. I don't want LGF to look like Free Republic does now.

You are the Lizard King.

Free Republic is a sore spot with me. I created an account so I could tout Zombietime in an annual award a couple of years ago (she won, so thank you freepers) that the lefties were trying to steal from her. I hardly ever posted there after that, but one day when I tried to log in, I'd been banned. No clue why. I e-mailed and asked - never got an answer. Here, if a body is banned, a body knows damn good and well why.

re: #28 Killian Bundy

I propose a toast to Ted's speedy and full recovery.

/drink!

That's as good as excuse as any - I'm with you! Cheers ! :)

Whiskey Geeks Keep Moonshine Tradition Alive

Get well Teddy.

re: #28 Killian Bundy
I drink a sip of kool-ade in toast. Just a sip.

re: #29 Slumbering Behemoth

report button? I've never used it. I thought that was to alert Charles when someone was getting a tad rambuctious, so he and Stinky could decide what measures to take. Am I in error ?

re: #28 Killian Bundy

Amen, Red stripe anyone?

Yes, its Jamaican me crazy.

With all seriousness, could this be alcohol-related?

re: #37 princetrumpet

With all seriousness, could this be alcohol-related?

cumulative, perhaps

It's curious that CBS News doesn't seem to care that their comments sections are often full of extremely hateful stuff. Possibly even worse than Kos or DU.

Don't they think that might be a turnoff to people reading their serious news articles?

I don't get it.

I better browse away from here. Peace ya'll.

re: #23 sattv4u2

AND ,,,, let us as lizards make sure non of the non-regulars come in here and go all Kos and/ or huffPo about this

I think if any of the Moby's came in here and went all Kos or PuffHo on this thread, all of the regulars would have him on the ground and hogtied so fast their heads would spin.

re: #11 Charles

I personally think the Thumper Rule should always be in effect, when it comes to illness.

Anyone need me to repeat the Thumper Rule? After all, not everyone has seen Bambi. I learned it as a child, from Thumper, and it has stuck with me (ok, my parents backed Thumper up when they raised me).

re: #37 princetrumpet

With all seriousness, could this be alcohol-related?

i was wondering if it could be some kind of alcoholic blackout.

re: #37 princetrumpet

Looks like you beat me to it.

Seriously, we may disagree with Senator Kennedy on almost every point he stands for.

I think that we do not wish him any personal harm.

And we, (the Lizard Army ) will not be dancing in the street and handing out candy , celebrating his unfortunate luck.

I sincerely hope he makes a full recovery.....

re: #41 DesertSage

all of the regulars would have him on the ground and hogtied so fast their heads would spin.

I just love it when you talk all cowboy-like.

re: #39 Charles

Theres a reason I don;'t go there. It's like the reason I don;'t watch the network news shows anymore

A) I have shoes
B) I have a strong and accurate throwing arm
C) I have 4 large flat screen TV's in the house ,,

YOU do the math !

re: #47 sattv4u2

Theres a reason I don;'t go there. It's like the reason I don;'t watch the network news shows anymore

A) I have shoes
B) I have a strong and accurate throwing arm
C) I have 4 large flat screen TV's in the house ,,

YOU do the math !

Yeah but your old.
/

re: #46 mama winger

I just love it when you talk all cowboy-like.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

re: #48 VegasRick

Yeah but your old.
/

ya got me there ,,, okay ,, so
D) ,,, I have a prxy 13 year old boy !

re: #50 sattv4u2

ya got me there ,,, okay ,, so
D) ,,, I have a prxy 13 year old boy !

PROXY ,,,, PIMF

re: #47 sattv4u2
Thats great! Can I use that? I havent watched any TV news (except the local channels weather forecast) in years.

Best wishes and prayers for a speedy recovery.re: #28 Killian Bundy

I propose a toast to Ted's speedy and full recovery.

/drink!

Now we're talking!
Drink!

re: #39 Charles

And yet I'll be willing to bet that they've done stories on the 'hatred and vitriol' found at blogs.

re: #37 princetrumpet

With all seriousness, could this be alcohol-related?

A seizure could have a great number of root causes. My daddy had one, and he never drank alcohol at all. He did drink saurkraut juice (he had no sense of smell), but Mom and I made him switch to carrot juice.

re: #52 justdanny

Thats great! Can I use that? I havent watched any TV news (except the local channels weather forecast) in years.

can you use what ,,,, my SHOES? Don;'t YOU have any shoes ?

re: #39 Charles

It's curious that CBS News doesn't seem to care that their comments sections are often full of extremely hateful stuff. Possibly even worse than Kos or DU.

Don't they think that might be a turnoff to people reading their serious news articles?

I don't get it.

I suspect only a tiny fraction of readers bother to look at the comments.

re: #19 justdanny

You can never go wrong by not commenting.

I don't Ted Kenney or his politics, but I do not wish ill upon him and I hope that he recovers well. As for those on both sides who are showing their truly ugly side, please just put a sock in it. As for Repubs making asses of themselves, you make all of us look bad and you know it's more likely that the media will report on mean remarks from the right than they will about horrids comments from the left. Please try to retain civility.

re: #41 DesertSage

I think if any of the Moby's came in here and went all Kos or PuffHo on this thread, all of the regulars would have him on the ground and hogtied so fast their heads would spin.

I know how to recover the rocky mountain osyters!

re: #58 Charles Roger that.

Speaking of screens - I just got a laptop! :D

re: #56 sattv4u2

can you use what ,,,, my SHOES? Don;'t YOU have any shoes ?

Well since you are giving away stuff, I'll take the 4 flatscreens.

re: #39 Charles

It's curious that CBS News doesn't seem to care that their comments sections are often full of extremely hateful stuff. Possibly even worse than Kos or DU.

Don't they think that might be a turnoff to people reading their serious news articles?

I don't get it.

Maybe they see it as entertainment for their mensa readers.

re: #35 sattv4u2

report button? I've never used it. I thought that was to alert Charles when someone was getting a tad rambuctious, so he and Stinky could decide what measures to take. Am I in error ?

That's the main use, and I think that's what Slumbering was saying- report if you see someone posting over the top or hateful comments. :)

re: #47 sattv4u2

Theres a reason I don;'t go there. It's like the reason I don;'t watch the network news shows anymore

A) I have shoes
B) I have a strong and accurate throwing arm
C) I have 4 large flat screen TV's in the house ,,

YOU do the math !

Well if temptation gets the best of you, call me, I can get you some great deals on Pioneer Plasma TV’s.

re: #31 Catttt

I got banned from FR,too,for some reason that I could never find out about...even after several unanswered emails to both Jim Robinson and the site administrators.....apparently it doesn't take even a smartass remark to get banned there

re: #57 Cognito

I suspect only a tiny fraction of readers bother to look at the comments.

But they're right there below the post. You just scroll down. I think a significant fraction do read them at least occasionally.

And really -- that stuff is extremely bad.

re: #63 VegasRick

Well since you are giving away stuff, I'll take the 4 flatscreens.

I'd rather you take the 13 year old ,,, he starts High School next year ,, and he just got accepted to a privaye ( $12,000 plus) a year

re: #56 sattv4u2
Yes I have shoes! I'm wearing them right now. Both of them.
You funny.

re: #42 Catttt

What's the Thumper rule? I've seen Bambi but can't remember a particular quote at this moment. :)

The Report button isn't just for alerting the Stinkyman and his stick.

The Report button can also be used to alert all sorts of things such as interesting links, breaking stories, and quality comments.

At least that's the way I use it.

MULTI
PASS,
R

How very sad.

re: #62 Catttt

What'd you get?

re: #70 justdanny

Yes I have shoes! I'm wearing them right now. Both of them.
You funny.

do they match ?

re: #35 sattv4u2

report button? I've never used it. I thought that was to alert Charles when someone was getting a tad rambuctious, so he and Stinky could decide what measures to take. Am I in error ?

No, you're not in error. And the report function can also be used to bring something good or newsworthy to their attention as well, it doesn't always have to be about a negative.

But my #29 was meant to build on what you were saying about not letting folks turn this thread into a kos/huff type cesspool. It was not meant in anyway as a dig at you.

Anyhow, point being that if you see a comment that does not hold to the high standards here, you should hit the report button. Especially on a thread like this one.

re: #58 Charles

Charles,

I was wondering if GWB had a stroke, the pile of nasty comments that would be posted at Huffpo and similar sites.

Thanks for not tolerating that nastiness here.

The one thing I don't ever want to see or hear about is another tragedy upon the Kennedys. That family almost seems cursed, if you believe in that sort of thing; tragedy after tragedy. Hope Ted's all right after this.

Gack! Crazy stuff. I hope he gets better! O.O

Steve Gilbert at Sweetness and Light had issues with the management team at Free Republic. A fairly odd group, from Steve's account. I used to give a click or 2 a week, but since the addition of spin-off links, I keep it close to home.

re: #73 republic

How very sad.

The Thumper thing?

Ted''s condition has been downgraded from ''critical'' to ''dubya''...hardly any brain activity at all.

I wonder what 4000 murders will get for Bush?

What a shame it didn''t happen to Bush or McSame.

Body count:
Ted Kennedy: 1
George W. Bush: 4000

Bush/Cheney are the real murderers.

They don't miss an opportunity, do they?

/and that's just from the first five pages

re: #75 sattv4u2

When I put them on they do. When I take them off they spar.

I wish Ted a full and speedy recovery.

I want him to be able to empty his office out when the (D)s loose the Seanate in the fall.

re: #68 Charles

But they're right there below the post. You just scroll down. I think a significant fraction do read them at least occasionally.

And really -- that stuff is extremely bad.

It's the msm Charles, they don't have a clue.

Is Kennedy a Super Delegate?

Yes, you can use it to point out interesting comments too. I'm planning to add a choice when you click the button, to indicate the reason for the report.

re: #72 Render

The Report button isn't just for alerting the Stinkyman and his stick.

The Report button can also be used to alert all sorts of things such as interesting links, breaking stories, and quality comments.

At least that's the way I use it.

MULTI
PASS,
R

I had to report my own comment once. Sorta like an anger management button!

re: #71 gop_patriot

What's the Thumper rule? I've seen Bambi but can't remember a particular quote at this moment. :)

Never marry a girl named bambi (real or stage name) dating is okay but never marry. Same goes for "thumper".

re: #24 Charles

For that matter, I don't want LGF to look like the CBS News site.

Those comments are amazingly awful. It doesn't look like they have any moderators at all.

It is odd, because they clearly have TOS - here is an excerpt:

There’s legal language nearby. Here's the plain English: no libel, slander, no lying, no fabricating, no swearing at all, no words that teenagers use a lot that some people think aren't swearing but we do, no insulting groups or individuals, no ethnic slurs and/or epithets, no religious bigotry, no threats of any kind, no bathroom humor, no comparing anyone to Hitler, Stalin or Pol Pot. We expect heated, robust debate, but comments should be polite and civil. We consider this to be public space so behave and write accordingly.

re: #39 Charles

Charles,maybe CBS doesn't take the internet side of the news department seriously yet. Which maybe explains why they don't have forum moderators or they care that much about the comments. just a thought. Or it could be financial, I don't think the news side is that profitable, and they just don't have the cash to pay forum moderators.

re: #88 MacGregor

Done that myself. Recently in fact...

MAKE
IT
SO,
R

re: #84 jcm

I wish Ted a full and speedy recovery.

I want him to be able to empty his office out when the (D)s loose the Seanate in the fall.

being born and raised in Boston ,, I can assure you that Senate seat will always have a Dem,,, and most likely a Kennedy

re: #89 VegasRick

LOL!

re: #85 republic

I would guess management doesn't bother to read the comments.
They simply provide them for the plebes to blow off steam.

re: #86 Syrah

Is Kennedy a Super Delegate?

Yes, he is.

re: #89 VegasRick

Never marry a girl named bambi (real or stage name) dating is okay but never marry. Same goes for "thumper".

Bambi and Thumper are both boys. Oh - and animals. Don't marry them either. :D

re: #39 Charles

It's curious that CBS News doesn't seem to care that their comments sections are often full of extremely hateful stuff. Possibly even worse than Kos or DU.

Don't they think that might be a turnoff to people reading their serious news articles?

I don't get it.

They can point to it as an example of how demented the right is.

re: #87 Charles

Yes, you can use it to point out interesting comments too. I'm planning to add a choice when you click the button, to indicate the reason for the report.

I've thought you should add a 'comment' box that pops up when clicking "report", so the reporting party can point out why.. just a sentence or two to indicate why it's being reported..

/jm2cents

re: #20 mama winger

For some reason this song came to mind:

Please Come to Boston

Best wishes for a smooth recovery, Senator Kennedy.

Great song, thanks for posting it

It's fascinating to look through those comments -- there's obviously more than one moby at work in there.

re: #76 Slumbering Behemoth

Sleepy Large, you've been in my head for the last couple of days. It's starting to weird me out.

CARRY
ON,
R

re: #100 opnion

Great song, thanks for posting it

Some people hate that song. I've never really understood why. It is kind of sappy I guess. I like sappy. :)

re: #89 VegasRick

Never marry a girl named bambi (real or stage name) dating is okay but never marry. Same goes for "thumper".

Bambi and Thumper....

I too disagreed with Senator Kennedy on political issues, but do wish him a full, speedy recovery.
Seizures are no joke; I suffered two in the space of one hour for simply stopping a prescription medicine (valium) I had been given when I broke my ribs several years ago. Went from 50 mgs a day to 0 simply because I didn't see the need for valium cause I wasn't feeling anxious.
Wonder if Senator Kennedy unwittingly did something similar, medically speaking? If so, then I think the hope for his full recovery is high.
Again, I do wish him a speedy and complete recovery from the seizure(s) that he suffered. They are very scary things to go through.

re: #78 Milk Toast Intolerant

Sad thing is that Teddy is the only one of the four male Kennedy siblings to live past his mid-40's. His sister Kathleen didn't even make it to 30, and I believe Pat passed away a few years ago... I know Eunice is still living - are Jean and Rosemary, also?

re: #28 Killian Bundy

I propose a toast to Ted's speedy and full recovery.

/drink!

May Teddy get to join in the toast soon.

Good book set in Boston:

Zodiac

I like the way he describes being underwater in the Charles River. :D

re: #87 Charles

Yes, you can use it to point out interesting comments too. I'm planning to add a choice when you click the button, to indicate the reason for the report.

That would be very helpful, and most appreciated!

-- Ann

Late onset seizures are often associated with cardiovascular disease, and can also be associated with alcohol withdrawal. I believe Sen Kennedy had CV surgery not long ago.

re: #102 Charles

It's fascinating to look through those comments -- there's obviously more than one moby at work in there.

The Carnegie Mellon brain trust can sort it out.

re: #99 Yankee Division Son

I've thought you should add a 'comment' box that pops up when clicking "report", so the reporting party can point out why.. just a sentence or two to indicate why it's being reported..

/jm2cents

I'm thinking a simple plus/minus choice would work, for example "Recommend" or "Denounce". Make it really easy, as few clicks as possible.

If you keep talking about them they are going to get you you. Better be careful. They usually show up in unmarked white vans.

No, no, no.

/they come in black helicopters

re: #16 Scarab

Ditto on what everyone has said. Glad it was not a stroke. Maybe he can retire and spend the rest of his life fishing with Jimmy Carter and keep both of them out of our hair : )

Scarab

That would be good retirement for both of them. No more talking to terrorists; just fishing.
But Jimmy should drive to the lake.

i really wish i could say something really positive. (maybe i'm not a very good person.)

re: #78 Milk Toast Intolerant

The one thing I don't ever want to see or hear about is another tragedy upon the Kennedys. That family almost seems cursed, if you believe in that sort of thing; tragedy after tragedy. Hope Ted's all right after this.

I don't believe in curses.I have heard the 'Sins of the father" about the Kennedy's forever. I think that they have just caught really bad breaks.
I do hope that the Senator rebounds.

re: #90 Catttt

I wonder who wrote that? It's oddly worded, to say the least:

no words that teenagers use a lot that some people think aren't swearing but we do,

That's just weird. And a little funny.

It's NOT funny, though, that they're worried about this, yet haven't checked the comments on a US political leader's illness and removed the vile ones yet.

/ps congrats on the laptop :)

re: #77 WhiteRasta

I was wondering if GWB had a stroke, the pile of nasty comments that would be posted at Huffpo and similar sites.

If you read some of the comments at CBS you will see several comments wishing this had happened to George rather than Ted. Also several comments wishing ill or reveling in Ted's poor health.

All sick, disturbed individuals who cannot see beyond their little self created glass bubble of hatred they call their world.

re: #111 mama winger
Hi {mama} yes, you're correct about that - I mean causes for seizures and I do seem to recall he had surgery for CV as well not all that long ago.

re: #104 mama winger

Some people hate that song. I've never really understood why. It is kind of sappy I guess. I like sappy. :)

Yeah, its sappy, but I have great memories associated with that tune.

OT

The Russian man upstairs is upset about something.

If I understood Russian, I could have a gossip column in the local paper.

re: #96 mama winger

Yes, he is.

And he has already endorsed Obama.

re: #122 Catttt Huh?

re: #96 mama winger

Yes, he is.

If he is unable to participate in the convention, will they replace him with another Super Delegate, or will his votes be lost?

re: #120 realwest

Hi {mama} yes, you're correct about that - I mean causes for seizures and I do seem to recall he had surgery for CV as well not all that long ago.

How ya doin, realwest ? Glad to see you - sorry to hear that you too have gone thru this scary experience of seizures. I can usually tell when one is coming on - I smell really weird stuff, like ammonia or skunk or something putrid.

re: #119 Slumbering Behemoth

Well, I'm glad none of those nasty comments are being made here ....

re: #103 Render

Sleepy Large, you've been in my head for the last couple of days. It's starting to weird me out.

CARRY
ON,
R

Mwhahahaha!

re: #113 Charles

I'm thinking a simple plus/minus choice would work, for example "Recommend" or "Denounce". Make it really easy, as few clicks as possible.

I like the idea.

re: #93 sattv4u2

being born and raised in Boston ,, I can assure you that Senate seat will always have a Dem,,, and most likely a Kennedy

I'm hoping Republicans get both seats, but the R party in Moonbattachusetts isn't in very good shape. However, Ogonowski is running against Kerry, and he did pretty well in the House race against Nicki Tsongas, around 46% - and I think a lot of voters thought they were voting for Tsongas' late husband.

re: #125 Syrah

If he is unable to participate in the convention, will they replace him with another Super Delegate, or will his votes be lost?

I don't know how that would work. My suspicion is, since he has already declared for Obama, his vote would count no matter what, seeing he is a Kennedy and all.

re: #114 Killian Bundy

No, no, no.

/they come in black helicopters

That is hilarious! Wait, their serious? How sad.

The comments at Ace's blog were getting a tad vitriolic also. Taking the high road is the easy and the right thing to do.

re: #96 mama winger

re: #86 Syrah

Is Kennedy a Super Delegate?

Yes, he is.

Hillary you magnificent bi...

/you know

Get over Mary Jo. She was just a retroactive abortion.

/classy

re: #129 taxfreekiller

(((TFK)))

re: #129 taxfreekiller

Yikes tfk. You are right - seizures can scare the crap out of you. I think they are even worse for the people around you who feel helpless.

re: #118 gop_patriot

I wonder who wrote that? It's oddly worded, to say the least:

That's just weird. And a little funny.

It's NOT funny, though, that they're worried about this, yet haven't checked the comments on a US political leader's illness and removed the vile ones yet.

/ps congrats on the laptop :)

Re the teen thing. That was a problem when I was a teacher. Kid would cuss - I had to take him to the Vice Principal (aka The Enforcer). It was a matter of rules are rules and all that, even though it was often words you hear virtually everywhere nowdays. I had one boy say "that's a crock of s**t." When we got to the VP's office, he claimed he'd said "that's a crock of crap." It was all we could do not to laugh (the VP lived next door to me). Kids. Sigh.

Thanks - I want to talk about my laptop but am biting my tongue - or fingers. :D

...and after being banned from almost all social networks, Non-Croyant and his Mensa/999 society was forced to spit his bile on the comment section of CBS.

re: #136 Killian Bundy

That is sick. Sick sick sick.

Good thing he wasn't in an Arab country with a service dog.

re: #131 Kosh's Shadow

I'm hoping Republicans get both seats, but the R party in Moonbattachusetts isn't in very good shape. However, Ogonowski is running against Kerry, and he did pretty well in the House race against Nicki Tsongas, around 46% - and I think a lot of voters thought they were voting for Tsongas' late husband.

Paul was actually a decent guy. I met him several times at functions. The best shot that Mass had of getting either senate seat to go Repub was after the revelations of the Big Dig scandal(s). If that didn't knock eithre Kennedy or Kerry out ,, not much else will

I admit it. I'm a conservative Repubican. However, I hope Senator Kennedy is OK regardless of political beliefs.

Senator Harry Reid had a statement earlier today:

"But the one thing I can say, if there ever was a fighter, anyone who stood for what we as Americans, we as Democrats, stand for, it's Ted Kennedy," Reid said.

You are one classy guy, Senator Reid. You may want to look into your timing, though.

/

re: #143 bosforus

Good thing he wasn't in an Arab country with a service dog.

Ain't it the truth.

re: #138 song_and_dance_man

You're right.

You're right.

re: #114 Killian Bundy

No, no, no.

/they come in black helicopters

An x-ray of a PBH attached to the base of a human skull. Subject combusted shortly afterwards

ROFLMAO!

re: #141 Oh no...Sand People!

...and after being banned from almost all social networks, Non-Croyant and his Mensa/999 society was forced to spit his bile on the comment section of CBS.

Maybe he's a bit more croyant now, since he's gotten his arrogant lil' butt kicked six different ways from Sunday.

re: #148 song_and_dance_man

I hate his politics, but love his right to live.

Perfectly said. Perfectly.

re: #143 bosforus

Good thing he wasn't in an Arab country with a service dog.

Spot on.

re: #140 Catttt

You have a new machine?

glad it wasnt a stroke, hope for his speedy recovery.

re: #124 realwest

Huh?

Where I live, about one third of the people are Russian immigrants. Russians yell a lot. At first, I thought they were fighting, but they're just loud. They are, let me say, terrific people - friendly, very polite (the children too), straight forward. And loud.

I was just kidding - they're probably yelling "What's for dinner!" or "How was your day!" :D

re: #155 Catttt

I was just kidding - they're probably yelling "What's for dinner!" or "How was your day!" :D

WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER ?!

re: #155 Catttt Ah! Woops that reminds me, Mom just called out dinner!
I hope to be able to see y'all down the road!

re: #155 Catttt

ROFLOL! My family must be Russian, then. ;) (actually, Scot, English, German mostly)

Btw, what's the Thumper Rule? Did I miss the definition?

i hope god watches over him.
(i can say that. i do mean that.)

re: #145 rwmofo

I admit it. I'm a conservative Repubican. However, I hope Senator Kennedy is OK regardless of political beliefs.

Senator Harry Reid had a statement earlier today:

"But the one thing I can say, if there ever was a fighter, anyone who stood for what we as Americans, we as Democrats, stand for, it's Ted Kennedy," Reid said.

You are one classy guy, Senator Reid. You may want to look into your timing, though.

/

One thing about Senator Kennedy - people who know him almost always like him. He has friends on both sides of the aisle, so to speak.

I am afraid the same cannot be said of Rep. Reid.

re: #140 Catttt

Re the teen thing. That was a problem when I was a teacher. Kid would cuss - I had to take him to the Vice Principal (aka The Enforcer). It was a matter of rules are rules and all that, even though it was often words you hear virtually everywhere nowdays. I had one boy say "that's a crock of s**t." When we got to the VP's office, he claimed he'd said "that's a crock of crap." It was all we could do not to laugh (the VP lived next door to me). Kids. Sigh.

Thanks - I want to talk about my laptop but am biting my tongue - or fingers. :D

Many vulgar words are now common on cable/late night TV. Kids pick up these words without knowing their impact.

For instance, I' ve had to explain to a truly puzzled class why I freak out to hear one of them casually refer to someone as a "pr*ck."

re: #113 Charles

I'm thinking a simple plus/minus choice would work, for example "Recommend" or "Denounce". Make it really easy, as few clicks as possible.

That would work fine for me, and while I'm not sure how you receive such reports, it it's column sortable (like e-mail) you could insert the choice made into the subject line to make it easy to prioritize them for yourself.

re: #155 Catttt

When I lived on Long Island, I knew a gentleman from Russia. Everytime he saw me he would grab me up in h is big bear arms and say "How are you - How are you" and squeeze me so tight my eyeballs were in danger of popping out of my head. Lovely sweet man :)

re: #150 Intrepid

Maybe he's a bit more croyant now, since he's gotten his arrogant lil' butt kicked six different ways from Sunday.

We can only hope for his sake and anyone else who comes in contact with him...or are related to him...and, God forbid, get married to him.

re: #159 gop_patriot

(actually, Scot, English, German mostly)

Crap, I just realized that I'm a typical white person.

re: #141 Oh no...Sand People!

...and after being banned from almost all social networks, Non-Croyant and his Mensa/999 society was forced to spit his bile on the comment section of CBS.

You joking or is it really posting there?

re: #127 WhiteRasta

Well, I'm glad none of those nasty comments are being made here ....

We have a higher standard to uphold.

That's not meant to intone any religious sentiment, I just really like their hot dogs.
/don't have to be Jewish to appreciate kosher foods

re: #167 VegasRick

Joking.

I played softball a few hours ago then drank a bunch of beer. Things are moving a little slower now. Has anyone else ever posted here after drinking?

re: #168 Slumbering Behemoth

We have a higher standard to uphold.

That's not meant to intone any religious sentiment, I just really like their hot dogs.
/don't have to be Jewish to appreciate kosher foods

We use Hebrew National. Only dogs we can find without added sugar or wheat products, both problems in our house.

re: #116 nyc redneck
You are a fab person. This is a difficult time for us all.

re: #150 Intrepid

Maybe he's a bit more croyant now, since he's gotten his arrogant lil' butt kicked six different ways from Sunday.

/who will be today's LGF outing victim?

re: #169 Oh no...Sand People!

Joking.

Damn!

re: #168 Slumbering Behemoth

We have a higher standard to uphold.

That's not meant to intone any religious sentiment, I just really like their hot dogs.
/don't have to be Jewish to appreciate kosher foods

My kids will not eat any hot dogs other than Hebrew National.

re: #170 rwmofo

I played softball a few hours ago then drank a bunch of beer. Things are moving a little slower now. Has anyone else ever posted here after drinking?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Buuuuurrrrpppp!

re: #170 rwmofo

I played softball a few hours ago then drank a bunch of beer. Things are moving a little slower now. Has anyone else ever posted here after drinking?

does BEFORE, WHILE and AFTER drinking count?

re: #162 goddessoftheclassroom

For instance, I' ve had to explain to a truly puzzled class why I freak out to hear one of them casually refer to someone as a "pr*ck."

I've always preferred to use the more comical "Rick with a silent P".

re: #170 rwmofo

I played softball a few hours ago then drank a bunch of beer. Things are moving a little slower now. Has anyone else ever posted here after drinking?

Yes. LOL

/quick, someone, post the Iron Fist Rule for rwmofo! ;)

re: #179 Slumbering Behemoth

I've always preferred to use the more comical "Rick with a silent P".

Hey now!

re: #170 rwmofo

Has anyone else ever posted here after drinking?

Are you [expletive deleted] kidding? You should be ashamed of yourself!

/LOG OUT IMMEDIATELY!

re: #170 rwmofo

I played softball a few hours ago then drank a bunch of beer. Things are moving a little slower now. Has anyone else ever posted here after drinking?

Run a search for "the Iron Fist rule"

re: #161 Catttt

One thing about Senator Kennedy - people who know him almost always like him. He has friends on both sides of the aisle, so to speak.

I am afraid the same cannot be said of Rep. Reid.

Nice thing to say of the Senator. Kennedy I mean.

re: #182 Killian Bundy

ROFLMAO!

re: #153 Syrah

You have a new machine?

:D Thanks for asking.

I just bought a Gateway P-6860FX.

Bluetooth!
Gaming!
Webcam!
320GB!
Nvidia, Intel!
Stuff!
Big screen!

I took in my regular comp for repairs, and I had already decided to buy a laptop. Well, my hard drive may be in trouble, so the laptop will be handy. I'm also getting a terabyte of HD storage - everything will automatically back up on it.

I'm kind of friendly - I ended up getting the head geek of the Geek Squad (Becky) and the head of the computer sales department (Kim) helping me. Very nice. I was going to get a Toshiba, but they didn't have the gaming comp Becky wanted to show me (apparently Toshiba is in the process of upgrading it), and this Gateway is better than the Sony Vaio comp I was thinking about, and cheaper.

I saw Ted Kennedy once in San Francisco back in the 1980's....His head is enormous.

I hope he makes a full recovery.

re: #180 gop_patriot

Yes. LOL

/quick, someone, post the Iron Fist Rule for rwmofo! ;)

“If you think you are too drunk to post, you are too drunk too post.” First used on LGF by... er... well, you can probably figure that one out for yourself.
From the FAQ.

re: #155 Catttt

Where I live, about one third of the people are Russian immigrants. Russians yell a lot. At first, I thought they were fighting, but they're just loud. They are, let me say, terrific people - friendly, very polite (the children too), straight forward. And loud.

I was just kidding - they're probably yelling "What's for dinner!" or "How was your day!" :D

I went to grad school with a Russian. I'll never forget the time that he bitched about going to his daughter's school and they had the kids "singing songs!"

As a parent I had no argument against that one.

re: #176 taxfreekiller

that's beautiful

re: #170 rwmofo

I played softball a few hours ago then drank a bunch of beer. Things are moving a little slower now. Has anyone else ever posted here after drinking?

Nope. Never. You're the first.
;'D

re: #164 mama winger

When I lived on Long Island, I knew a gentleman from Russia. Everytime he saw me he would grab me up in h is big bear arms and say "How are you - How are you" and squeeze me so tight my eyeballs were in danger of popping out of my head. Lovely sweet man :)

Yes! They are lovely, friendly people. And the children are POLITE. Loud, but polite. :D

re: #183 Syrah

Run a search for "the Iron Fist rule"

The "Iron Fist Rule" - If you think you are too drunk to post, drink some more until the feeling goes away. Then just let it roll !

re: #191 solomonpanting

re: #193 VegasRick

OMG y'all are killing me today. X)

re: #187 Ringo the Gringo

I saw Ted Kennedy once in San Francisco back in the 1980's....His head is enormous.

I hope he makes a full recovery.

My mom had a big head. I loved teasing her about it.

re: #171 jcm

re: #175 goddessoftheclassroom

The have a truly superior product there, and it also doesn't hurt that they taste much better than similar products.

Sometimes I'll go to Costco just to eat the big ones they sell in their little food court thingy. I really like the Polish Dogs.

re: #179 Slumbering Behemoth

I've always preferred to use the more comical "Rick with a silent P".

Ah, but then YOU understand the power of the word. In the two instances that happened, the young men really did not know it meant anything other than "jerk."

In the most recent case, the student wrote the word to describe Friar Lawrence in Romeo and Juliet. I was shocked, but since it was in his journal, I just said, "I'm surprised you used such a vulgar word." He said, in true innocence, "What's so bad about 'pr*ck'?"

I told him (without hyperventilating, I'm proud to say) that he's have to look it up himself but that he shouldn't use words whose meanings he doesn't know.

I've never seen a teenager run for a dictionary so quickly. His faced was fuchsia, and he apologized.

re: #24 Charles

For that matter, I don't want LGF to look like the CBS News site.

Those comments are amazingly awful. It doesn't look like they have any moderators at all.

I hear they sent out a memo to the moderators to watch the site but the moderators weren't sure if the memo was real or not.

re: #194 gop_patriot

re: #193 VegasRick

OMG y'all are killing me today. X)

Drink!

I played softball a few hours ago then drank a bunch of beer. Things are moving a little slower now. Has anyone else ever posted here after drinking?

Sometimes I am guilty of posting while sober. I try not to do that too often, though.

Hebrew National is the only choice in my house. Bunbusters FTW!

If Nathan's were still available in this area they would be a fair equivalent and I think make for a better chili-dog.

[Link: www.bensdeli.net...]

If Ben's carries Hebrew National, they must be good.

Besides...Mom sez so.

ENDORSED,
R

re: #198 WayDownSouthInBama

I hear they sent out a memo to the moderators to watch the site but the moderators weren't sure if the memo was real or not.

Good one!

re: #198 WayDownSouthInBama

I hear they sent out a memo to the moderators to watch the site but the moderators weren't sure if the memo was real or not.

If the memo throbs......

re: #186 Catttt

Sounds like a good one.

I bought one of those cheap Toshiba's for work. It runs pretty well, but sucks at gaming.

OT:

Posted this on the High School Fauxtography thread, and since someone confessed to drinking a bit, I though I'd give 'em a big laugh. Or freak 'em out.

[Link: www.thisislondon.co.uk...]

PC run amok.

re: #198 WayDownSouthInBama

I hear they sent out a memo to the moderators to watch the site but the moderators weren't sure if the memo was real or not.

lol.... They should have assumed it was fake, but accurate.

You guys are joking and I'm serious, because I don't think that beer has any effect on me.

I just realized that I have an alcohol problem - which means that there is no beer in the fridge.

re: #35 sattv4u2

report button? I've never used it. I thought that was to alert Charles when someone was getting a tad rambuctious, so he and Stinky could decide what measures to take. Am I in error ?

Who's Stinky?

re: #172 snowcrash

you are so sweet. i'm not trawling for compliments, i was just typing out loud abt. the very real issue of being honest but tactful. i admire you guys and what you were able to say. anyway, i was able to honestly say i hope god watches over him.

re: #201 Render

Those Hewbrew Nationals are fabulous when they're grilled and piled with Saur Kraut on a homemade bun.

Cupids Hot Dogs are the best!

re: #197 goddessoftheclassroom

Way back in junior high school, one student, while commenting on (I don't remember, an assignment?) said "This is all jacked up." He caught hell for that. My, how times have changed!

re: #181 VegasRick

Oops! Ya found me out.
/
No offense intend, VR.

re: #207 rwmofo

I just realized that I have an alcohol problem - which means that there is no beer in the fridge.

That's why God made liquor stores.

/or did they evolve from 7-11s?

re: #205 Intrepid

OT:

Posted this on the High School Fauxtography thread, and since someone confessed to drinking a bit, I though I'd give 'em a big laugh. Or freak 'em out.

[Link: www.thisislondon.co.uk...]

PC run amok.

Our school district sends home a letter informing parents that their child's photo may be used in various publications unless the parent opts out. If the parent does, the student may not appear in any photos; otherwise, consent is implied.

To use the smiley faces is just weird and as that father says, a waste of time.

re: #197 goddessoftheclassroom

LOL!

When I worked at EDS, we were doing a training thing. A guy used the word schmuck in his presentation.

After, we made suggestions. I mentioned he might want to steer clear of the word schmuck. No one in the room knew what it meant in Yiddish. Granted, to most people it means "fool," but I always think "penis," and I'm sure there are bound to be people in the audience who will also think "penis."

Peter Schmuck, of the Baltimore Sun, has some really funny stories to tell, as you can imagine. My favorite: imagine this headline: "State Won't License Schmuck" - when California wouldn't issue a vanity plate with his name on it. :D

re: #208 song_and_dance_man

I remember when Thurgood Marshall resigned from the SCOTUS and he was asked by reporters during a news conference assembled to announce his retirement what was wrong with him that would make him want to retire. He replied, "I am old."

I suspect Ted will move on for much the same reason.

I remember that. The difference is (was) that Thurgood Marshall didn't need the media drooling over him. He was comfortable with what he saw in the mirror.

re: #193 VegasRick

The "Iron Fist Rule" - If you think you are too drunk to post, drink some more until the feeling goes away. Then just let it roll !

Sounds like sound advice. You know your clarity becomes immence.
Hic!

re: #214 Slumbering Behemoth

Oops! Ya found me out.
/
No offense intend, VR.

None taken, I get called that all the time.

re: #197 goddessoftheclassroom

I once got a negative mark for using the phrase 'nuff said. Using slang in a work of fiction is fine, but not in what should be a professional paper (unless it's a quote).

re: #176 taxfreekiller

Please, please don't take this the wrong way...

But, you can be such a sweetheart!

That was a beatiful tribute to your love.

P.S. Oh, yeah. Senator Kennedy...he's usually not one I try to think about much...but, truly, I hope and pray for a speedy recovery for him. (To the good folks in the world, politics don't count when it comes to health and well-wishes, imho of course).

re: #213 solomonpanting

Way back in junior high school, one student, while commenting on (I don't remember, an assignment?) said "This is all jacked up." He caught hell for that. My, how times have changed!

I usually handle inappropriate language myself. In most cases, the student apologizes and we all move on. Heck, I don't let them say "cr*p" or "that s*cks," either!

As long as they're in my presence, they will speak and behave to my (elevated/Victorian/old-fashioned) standards.

re: #212 Racer X

You know it!

And Tommy’s has the best burgers!

re: #221 Slumbering Behemoth

I once got a negative mark for using the phrase 'nuff said. Using slang in a work of fiction is fine, but not in what should be a professional paper (unless it's a quote).

Check it out y'all. Slang is a bummer. Word!

re: #216 goddessoftheclassroom

Our school district sends home a letter informing parents that their child's photo may be used in various publications unless the parent opts out. If the parent does, the student may not appear in any photos; otherwise, consent is implied.

To use the smiley faces is just weird and as that father says, a waste of time.

I felt sorry for the one boy in the soccer picture who had a frowney face! Why the heck did they do that to him?

Now I think that school blurs out the kids' faces. How sad for them, that they can't even see their own pictures as they're going about their school activities!

They should do what your district does. But that would give the parents more authority, and I reckon that's just not done there.

re: #223 goddessoftheclassroom

I usually handle inappropriate language myself. In most cases, the student apologizes and we all move on. Heck, I don't let them say "cr*p" or "that s*cks," either!

As long as they're in my presence, they will speak and behave to my (elevated/Victorian/old-fashioned) standards.

Well, dayum {goddess}...you're no fun!

LOL

re: #224 DownRightMeanAmerican

You know it!

And Tommy’s has the best burgers!

/only 1020mg sodium per burger

re: #217 Catttt

LOL!

When I worked at EDS, we were doing a training thing. A guy used the word schmuck in his presentation.

After, we made suggestions. I mentioned he might want to steer clear of the word schmuck. No one in the room knew what it meant in Yiddish. Granted, to most people it means "fool," but I always think "penis," and I'm sure there are bound to be people in the audience who will also think "penis."

Peter Schmuck, of the Baltimore Sun, has some really funny stories to tell, as you can imagine. My favorite: imagine this headline: "State Won't License Schmuck" - when California wouldn't issue a vanity plate with his name on it. :D

I did not know that, either! (scribbles another word on her list of interdicted terms...)

Another issue I have to deal with is British slang the kids pick up, such as "wanker."

re: #210 nyc redneck
It is very hard to find the right words at a time like this....and not get deleted.

re: #225 opnion

Word up!

re: #223 goddessoftheclassroom

As long as they're in my presence, they will speak and behave to my (elevated/Victorian/old-fashioned) standards.

And hopefully, one day, if it hasn't already happened, some of those students will thank you for those standards.

Get ready for some seething....
U.S. soldier uses Quran for target practice; military apologizes

A soldier used the Quran -- Islam's holy book -- for target practice, forcing the chief U.S. commander in Baghdad to issue a formal apology on Saturday.
....
"I come before you here seeking your forgiveness," Hammond said to tribal leaders and others at the apology ceremony. "In the most humble manner I look in your eyes today and I say please forgive me and my soldiers."

Another military official kissed a Quran and presented is as "a humble gift" to the tribal leaders.
....
Copies of the pictures of the Quran obtained by CNN show multiple bullet holes and an expletive scrawled on one of its pages.

re: #232 DownRightMeanAmerican

Word up!

Womp Womp, Here it is

re: #229 Killian Bundy

/only 1020mg sodium per burger

Balanced diet.

Salt
Fat
Sugar
Caffeine
Alcohol

Never heard of Tommy's but I would love to see their catering truck pull up to my house right about now.

Mmmmmmm, platters.

re: #231 snowcrash

It is very hard to find the right words at a time like this....and not get deleted.

LOL, that sums it up perfectly.

re: #228 gettinby

Well, dayum {goddess}...you're no fun!

LOL

Oh, and I make them get rid of their gum, too!

However, my charm, wit, brilliance, beauty, and modesty are fair compensation....

Later Lizards! Rwmofo just reminded me that I too have an alcohol problem. I'm off to the store.

I have no love lost for TFK but I wish him well. It can't be any fun loosing motor control functins.

re: #235 Killgore Trout

Oh jeesh. Here we go.

Paging Rage Boy.. Paging Rage Boy...

American public opinion on Islamist issues

What do Americans think about demands for Sharia courts, or Muslim taxi drivers who refuse to carry dogs or passengers carrying alcohol? These and other questions relating to Islamist demands were the subject of a poll sponsored by Act for America and conducted by Moore Information. With permission, we publish the summary of those results from their website:

/think we're dhiminis?

Would you rather watch a few minutes of Keith Olberrman, or an interview of Mike Huckabee, Susan Estrich and James Rubin by Geraldo Rivera?

At this point (on Fox), the only one I can stomach is Susan Estrich.

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

re: #230 goddessoftheclassroom

I got interested in Yiddish in junior high and read a lot about it. I blame Leo Rosten. :D

I had a Jewish BF about 10 years ago who was really freaked out when he realized not only did I know some Yiddish - I knew some Hungarian (his dad is Hungarian, and a Holocaust survivor), courtesy of a Hungarian Romany guy I knew years ago. No one knows Hungarian, except Hungarians, so that threw him. Hee hee hee.

re: #229 Killian Bundy

/only 1020mg sodium per burger

Their secret ingredient in the chili? Oatmeal.

Still tastes great!

re: #235 Killgore Trout

Another military official kissed a Quran and presented is as "a humble gift" to the tribal leaders.

What the [deleted] is wrong with the [deleted] [deleted] that kiss the [deleted] [deleted] koran.
[deleted][deleted]
[deleted]^infinity

re: #42 Catttt

Thumper Rule? Please enlighten.

I don't want him to suffer. If it's his time, I'd rather he went quietly in his sleep with family around, rather than degenerating terribly.

As for the rest, I can't say anything nice, so I won't say anything at all.

Get well, Ted.

re: #224 DownRightMeanAmerican

My money is on In n Out Burgers.

One of only 3 things I miss about the Los Angeles area after 40+ years there.

Just wondering that if this happened to an older Republican senator/rep the MSM (and essentially the whole left) would be screaming for him to resign (not to mention being quite vitriolic etc) before the news was clarified.

re: #240 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, and I make them get rid of their gum, too!

However, my charm, wit, brilliance, beauty, and modesty are fair compensation....

I first tought your post said "gun" instead of "gum". I'm thinking that would be quite an accomplishment in many school districts in today's twisted world.

re: #235 Killgore Trout

A military investigation found the shooter guilty and relieved him of duty; he will be redeployed to the United States for reassignment away from the 1st Brigade of the 4th Infantry Division, a U.S. official said.

"The actions of one soldier were nothing more than criminal behavior," Hammond said. "I've come to this land to protect you, to support you -- not to harm you -- and the behavior of this soldier was nothing short of wrong and unacceptable."

I agree that it was stupid and was bound to cause trouble between the US and the locals- but to call it 'criminal' is ridiculous. Unless he meant it was a real criminal law there, where it took place. Still... UGH

re: #240 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, and I make them get rid of their gum, too!

However, my charm, wit, brilliance, beauty, and modesty are fair compensation....

Ha!

/you were an English major, weren't you? ;)

re: #245 Intrepid

Would you rather watch a few minutes of Keith Olberrman, or an interview of Mike Huckabee, Susan Estrich and James Rubin by Geraldo Rivera?

At this point (on Fox), the only one I can stomach is Susan Estrich.

It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

I had a business meeting with her sister once. World class beauty.
Honest to God

I'm not going to run a line of BS about how much I respect Teddy. Neither would I ever wish him any ill. Truth is, I couldn't care less about him.

re: #251 song_and_dance_man
Wow, now that would stretch the fiction writing limits. Maybe Charles wouldn't torture us with a thread. Nah he would! lol

re: #252 Regulus de Leo

Get well, Ted.

OK, I'll agree with that.

I want him out of politics, but not by dying. Any sort of Justice is up to G-d.

re: #249 Gorf

Thumper Rule? Please enlighten.

If you can't say something nice - don't say nothin' at all.

re: #262 Pawn of the Oppressor

OK, I'll agree with that.

I want him out of politics, ...

Just be a new one anyway. This is all great PR for the dems.

Word up!

For all you boomers. :D

re: #229 Killian Bundy

Was that for the triple cheese burger or do I need to multiply that by three?

Fat dumb and happy and I plan to die that way.

P.S.
My wife eats really heathy, she got bronchitis 2 times in one month, I drink beer, smoke cigarettes and eat Tommy’s and Cupid’s religiously, and I don’t get sick.

re: #157 mama winger

WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER ?!

Where's the Stoli?