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AFP Shills for the Extreme Anti-Military Left

Sat, May 17, 2008 at 6:28:10 pm PDT

Don’t even know what to say about this one except ... could the media bias possibly be more obvious? US soldier refuses to serve in ‘illegal Iraq war’.

Matthis Chiroux is the kind of young American US military recruiters love.
“I was from a poor, white family from the south, and I did badly in school,” the now 24-year-old told AFP.

“I was ‘filet mignon’ for recruiters. They started phoning me when I was in 10th grade,” or around 16 years old, he added.

Chiroux joined the US army straight out of high school nearly six years ago, and worked his way up from private to sergeant.

He served in Afghanistan, Germany, Japan, and the Philippines and was due to be deployed next month in Iraq.

On Thursday, he refused to go, saying he considers Iraq an illegal war.

Wow.

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1 LSD  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:29:15pm

Douche!

2 JHW  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:30:13pm
he considers Iraq an illegal war.


Would he have considered it legal if France had approved it?

3 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:30:18pm

Punk!

4 Mich-again  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:30:56pm

Good luck with that.

5 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:31:00pm
6 DesertSage  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:31:00pm

He should have got out after his enlistment was over. Nobody to him to re-enlist.

7 EC Marm  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:31:18pm

"In the future, everyone will be a victim for 15 minutes."
Andy Warhol
El-Amin Chirag-ud-Din Marm

8 LSD  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:31:33pm
“I was ‘filet mignon’ for recruiters.

Now he is that and more for the Loony Left ...

9 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:31:43pm

Halp us Jon Cary. We are feelay meenyon for recrooters.

10 mikeinmd  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:32:16pm
On Thursday, he refused to go, saying he considers Iraq an illegal war.

Fine, we'll forward your subscription to the NYT to Leavenwerth.

11 bosforus  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:32:33pm

Guess you should've done your homework, huh, Chiroux?

12 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:32:35pm

He re-upped for the money
re-upped for it honey
He re-upped for the money
And he's really not that bright.

13 jcm  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:32:53pm

I did badly in high school, but I'm a Constitutional scholar and declare the Iraq war illegal.
/non-croyant

14 rawmuse  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:33:34pm

Recruiters call everyone. That is what recruiters do.

15 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:33:52pm
16 rorschach  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:34:25pm
Iraq is an illegal war!

Besides, it's summer over there and hotter n' blazes.

17 Big_Iron  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:34:46pm

Busting rocks in Kansas in the middle of July would be a good place for this POS. Maybe he will find a boyfriend there who agrees with his point of view.

18 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:34:47pm

Thats not going to sit well with his superiors. You go where you are ordered, and no one cares about your views on the politics of the war. If he has any sense at all he would keep his mouth shout and do his job....

19 mikeinmd  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:35:09pm

What was the previous thread about ? I forget.

20 unrealizedviewpoint  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:35:26pm

re: #15 song_and_dance_man

Let him go. We're better off without him.

Give him 3 years then let him go.

21 Emerson Twain  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:35:28pm

What is war, if not an effort under arms to supplant one legality for another? Illegal war? The very notion is meaningless, a product of the steady-state concepts of the left. Everything must be kept as it is, for always. Bah.

22 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:35:39pm

Uhh, he's in the military, so he doesn't get to pick and choose.

23 jcm  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:35:40pm

re: #15 song_and_dance_man

Let him go. We're better off without him.

While his unit is in Iraq he should be in Leavenworth make big rocks into little rocks.

24 Psaturn  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:35:42pm

it's illegal war according to who?

25 Mich-again  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:36:20pm

re: #16 rorschach

Besides, it's summer over there and hotter n' blazes.

LOL!

26 indythinker  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:36:32pm

Was this the same soldier who said he saw a long list of horrific things as a military journalist? From an article I saw, that soldier probably needs mental health therapy. I mean that with the best of intentions. He could have PTSD, and it might be serious.

In all seriousness, I hope his CO gets him in touch with some help.

God bless and protect all our troops. They are my heroes.

27 Sharmuta  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:36:38pm

Feh- let him serve his tour at Fort Leavenworth.

28 WayDownSouthInBama  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:37:05pm

I didn't know it was part of his duty to be the one to make that determination. He volunteered to SERVE in the military,he was not elected CIC. I appreciate his past service and thank him for it. However,he has no more business making legal decisions for the military any more than I do for the civilian sector.

29 DesertSage  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:37:09pm

The Communist Party tried to recruit me in high school. I told them to go f*ck themselves.
That's what you do when you don't want to join an organization. You don't join and then try to change the rules. This guy is a sissie.

30 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:37:30pm

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

31 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:37:31pm

Imagine some future Iraq, in 5-8 years after these people get their wish and the US military comes home. The same ones who protest the US deployment will be wringing their hands and scolding the inertia of the powers-that-be for not intervening in the massacres. Or maybe not. They have after all found a way to blame the US for the Khmer Rouge murders.

32 bosforus  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:38:21pm

He probably learned about camel spiders too.

33 pat  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:39:18pm

For an uneducated hick, he sure knows American Law real good.

34 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:40:47pm

This reminds me of a Monty Python sketch in which a soldier wants to leave the Army because he found out that "if there is a war on, I have to go and fight"
You signed up. Either go, or go to Leavenworth, worthless scum.
No one drafted you. And even that wouldn't be a justification.

35 pat  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:41:04pm

re: #31 jaunte

The only thing that matters to these people is which political party started the war. If there own, they are fine. And idiots like Trent Lott were just as bad.

36 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:41:13pm

re: #31 jaunte

Imagine some future Iraq, in 5-8 years after these people get their wish and the US military comes home. The same ones who protest the US deployment will be wringing their hands and scolding the inertia of the powers-that-be for not intervening in the massacres. Or maybe not. They have after all found a way to blame the US for the Khmer Rouge murders.

If the Democrats when this next election, they will pull out and prove that America can not be relied upon, just as the Democrats did in Viet Nam. Pull out, kill a couple of million civilians, and bury the news of massacres, or just blame it all on Bush!

37 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:41:19pm

And yet at parties I bet he tells all the smelly hippie girls he is a Green Beret.

May this twinkle-toes c�@sucker find himself in a dark-alley-discussion with his betters on some dark and stormy night.

38 Charles  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:42:03pm

Notice: 1,881 diggs.

39 JHW  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:42:07pm

Meanwhile the BBC message boards are full of comments from all over Europe demanding that the USA forcibly intervene in Burma to deliver aid. That'd last about 3 days until the same old -same old would come up crying about how big a bully the US is throwing its weight around "illegally". I don't see any of them volunteering their own nations' armed forces.

40 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:42:18pm

Thank God that the Muslim Brotherhood, Islamic Jihad, Hezshizzle, Hamas and AQ haven't discovered the untapped potential of stupid white trash* right here in America.

Why go to Pakistan when there are people right in your target nation that are so stupid and so irresponsible that they can be used as tools in the greater jihad?

*apologies to white trash, but the guy himself kind of hinted at it.

41 WayDownSouthInBama  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:42:19pm

re: #32 bosforus

He probably learned about camel spiders too.

A friend of mine serving in Iraq told me about those things. I once thought a .50 Cal would be a little much to kill a spider. Not any more.

42 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:42:23pm

re: #23 jcm

While his unit is in Iraq he should be in Leavenworth make(ing) big rocks into little rocks.

Ditto.

43 Macker  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:43:01pm

re: #29 DesertSage

The Communist Party tried to recruit me in high school. I told them to go f*ck themselves.
That's what you do when you don't want to join an organization. You don't join and then try to change the rules. This guy is a sissie pussy.

There, fixed that for ya!

44 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:43:05pm

Well I have been cleaning the garage and storage shed and weeding and after bar b queing brats and having adult beverages I held my tongue on the Kennedy thread, not so here. He volunteered, knows there is a war on and then decides it is illegal? Leavenworth is too good for him. Send him to Iraq and give the little bastard every shit detail they can find.

45 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:43:12pm
46 pat  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:43:20pm

On a more serious level, the army clearly overdeploys these soldiers. In the old days you got one overseas billet, the second was usually requested.

47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:44:00pm

re: #37 Sifty

Funny that you said that. "With his betters" is right. While I think he's a huge coward, with the training that our armed forces gave him...he could whip my ass up and down the street like a parade.

48 jamgarr  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:44:19pm

Ex-Marine Jason Lemieux told how a senior officer had altered a report he had written because it slammed US troops of using excessive force, firing off thousands of rounds of machine gun fire and hundreds of grenades in the face of a feeble four rounds of enemy fire.

Because, of course, the only fair way to fight a war is with perfect 1:1 proportionality. That way everybody has a chance to win and feel good about themselves. Simple.

49 Edouard  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:44:54pm

There are thousands and thousands of Americans who, quietly and with resolve, have put their home lives on hold to go to a faraway land and serve -- men and women of exemplary character and dignity....

....and AFP has to go straight to the deserters and complainers, of course, to build a feature story upon. And get a load of that baseless, gratuitous "kind of young American US military recruiters love" crack.

[spit]

50 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:45:06pm

re: #39 JHW

Meanwhile the BBC message boards are full of comments from all over Europe demanding that the USA forcibly intervene in Burma to deliver aid. That'd last about 3 days until the same old -same old would come up crying about how big a bully the US is throwing its weight around "illegally". I don't see any of them volunteering their own nations' armed forces.

Most of Europe doesn't really have any military. They have relied on the US to be their shield for so long that western Europe has the lowest defence related spending in the world. Eastern Europe is a different story. They value their freedom!

51 pat  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:45:17pm

By feeble you mean it was a BB gun?

52 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:45:18pm

re: #36 LoFlyer

Exactly. If we lose this one, our fall-back line is Long Beach and Manhattan this time, not Berlin or Tel Aviv.

And everyone else will already be gone or take the phone off the hook or let it ring when Uncle Sam calls.

53 HelloDare  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:45:40pm

Kerry and his wife are going to adopt him. Matthis Chiroux Kerry.

54 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:45:51pm

re: #48 jamgarr

Ex-Marine Jason Lemieux told how a senior officer had altered a report he had written because it slammed US troops of using excessive force, firing off thousands of rounds of machine gun fire and hundreds of grenades in the face of a feeble four rounds of enemy fire.

Because, of course, the only fair way to fight a war is with perfect 1:1 proportionality. That way everybody has a chance to win and feel good about themselves. Simple.

Kind of like kid's soccer in the United States...they don't even keep score. A Minneapolis elementary school this week outlawed "tag" to keep kids from feeling bad/excluded/unathletic.

And you wonder (we don't, but you know...) where it comes from.

55 bosforus  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:46:55pm

OT
Anyone else find it somewhat odd and disrespectful that American Idol is calling the showdown between David Cook and David Archeleta "Double D Day"? Why would they use the phrase 'double d'? And why are they using the name of the day we stormed Normandy as a way to promote their talent show?

56 DesertSage  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:47:32pm

re: #43 Macker

There, fixed that for ya!

I was going to use that word, but we've had some female Lizards who have objected to it in the past.

57 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:47:37pm

in my opinion.... here is a kid who grew up poor.... did badly in school... and then enlisted in the Armed Forces and worked his way from Private to Sergeant.... effectively overcoming his past and establishing himself as a man.

And then he goes and spoils it all by saying something stupid like I love you.....

(sorry)

58 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:48:16pm

re: #47 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I believe it only right and just that he should have his ass handed to him in an orderly, proficient, military manner by people who know how.

59 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:48:18pm
60 Sharmuta  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:48:23pm

re: #23 jcm

While his unit is in Iraq he should be in Leavenworth make big rocks into little rocks.

Hey! I didn't even see that before I posted my Leavenworth comment. GMTA!

I think the military should get tough with these guys- nip it in the bud. They don't get to pick and choose, so yeah- send his ass to Leavenworth!

61 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:48:46pm

re: #55 bosforus

OT
Anyone else find it somewhat odd and disrespectful that American Idol is calling the showdown between David Cook and David Archeleta "Double D Day"? Why would they use the phrase 'double d'? And why are they using the name of the day we stormed Normandy as a way to promote their talent show?

Maybe its bacause of their large, manly and hairy breasts of the contestants! (I have never once watched "idol", what have I missed?)

62 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:49:15pm

re: #55 bosforus

OT
Anyone else find it somewhat odd and disrespectful that American Idol is calling the showdown between David Cook and David Archeleta "Double D Day"? Why would they use the phrase 'double d'? And why are they using the name of the day we stormed Normandy as a way to promote their talent show?

Not really. I have heard people use "D-Day" for deadline/showdown-type situations my whole life.

D-Day and H-Hour just started out as standard military lingo for all the TBDs in the plans.

63 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:49:20pm

re: #39 JHW
That is very typical... the world community always demands the USA act as the worlds policeman, then screams "Illegal bullying" when we try to help...cant win with these morons.

64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:49:23pm

re: #57 WindHorse

FRANK! NANCY!

And then he goes and spoils it all by saying something stupid like I love you.....

65 bosforus  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:49:25pm

re: #59 song_and_dance_man

Maybe they will sing Dollie Parton songs for the finale.

LOL, well that would clear them of one charge. Unless they're wearing fatigues they've still got one to answer for.

66 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:49:33pm

re: #55 bosforus

OT
Anyone else find it somewhat odd and disrespectful that American Idol is calling the showdown between David Cook and David Archeleta "Double D Day"? Why would they use the phrase 'double d'? And why are they using the name of the day we stormed Normandy as a way to promote their talent show?

I think some people will be disappointed when they tune in and there are no "Double-D's" to be found...just two guys on stage. This one might backfire.

Oh, and you totally are right that to play off of the D-Day bit is shameless marketing of the worst order.

67 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:49:46pm

re: #40 brainwizard73

Thank God that the Muslim Brotherhood, Islamic Jihad, Hezshizzle, Hamas and AQ haven't discovered the untapped potential of stupid white trash* right here in America.

Why go to Pakistan when there are people right in your target nation that are so stupid and so irresponsible that they can be used as tools in the greater jihad?

*apologies to white trash, but the guy himself kind of hinted at it.

Poor, undereducated people can still behave with dignity. Trashiness is a choice not limited to the lower socioeconomic brackets.

68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:50:42pm

re: #64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

FRANK! NANCY!

And then he goes and spoils it all by saying something stupid like I love you.....

Dang, forgot the link

69 datadude  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:50:47pm

Good call. Almost verbatim what I said to
my buddy at work yesterday. You can see
their most conspicuous bias in the first 3
lines. Sad to think that our boys are over
there fighting, and perpetuating the very
freedoms that they seem to want to just
piss all over, and exploit, for their leftist,
political agenda. But, they "support the
troops..." right? Rrriiiiiight...

70 ornery elephant  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:50:51pm

The MSM seems to leave this part out of the story on this guy:

Matthis enlisted in the Army days after graduating from high school. During his five-year enlistment, Matthis served as a journalist in the Army, with tours in Germany, Japan, Afghanistan and the Philippines.


They also left out the fact that he is currently a journalism student at a New York City university.

Link....

71 Cognito  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:50:57pm
On Thursday, he refused to go, saying he considers Iraq an illegal war.

Well thank goodness we have that provision that allows individual soldiers to decide when they feel like going to war, and when they don't. I think it's called the Every Man For Himself Doctrine. Every sergeant a general.

Because otherwise he'd better pack his crap and report for duty, post haste.

72 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:51:11pm

re: #58 Sifty

I believe it only right and just that he should have his ass handed to him in an orderly, proficient, military manner by people who know how.

Speaking of soldiers that turn into subversives, hasn't Scott Thomas Beauchamp got is ass in a really big sling right now?

Funny when these "people" who wear a uniform "dissent" it is international news, but when they get tossed in the stockade, it falls off the radar.

73 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:51:11pm

re: #27 Sharmuta

Feh- let him serve his tour at Fort Leavenworth.

Plus twenty years.

The price for this kind of behavior must be much higher then just a couple of months.

74 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:51:17pm

He was cool with it all until faced with an actual deployment. Then suddenly found "morals and principles." He was a freakin' army photographer fer chrissakes! I suspect his story will have been inflated somewhat.

75 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:51:46pm

re: #70 ornery elephant

That explains a lot!

76 bosforus  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:51:57pm

re: #62 OldLineTexan

Not really. I have heard people use "D-Day" for deadline/showdown-type situations my whole life.

You're right. I'll buy that.
re: #61 LoFlyer

Maybe its bacause of their large, manly and hairy breasts of the contestants! (I have never once watched "idol", what have I missed?)

Not too much. But I live in the hometown of Archeleta so it's in the news and on tv more than most places.

77 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:52:21pm

Was that his picture on DRUDGE yesterday?
Gads! He had that "LOOK" down pat - the intense ideologue - Lefty corruption of "righteous anger."
Now how can a war be "illegal" if Congress voted for it? The President does not have Constitutional authority to declare war on anyone. So, why doesn't this manipualtive little turd go glare at Congress, like at Nancy Pelosi? Why does one get the impression that's not what he's there for? Glaring at Democrats?
So, this one dude is on his own declaring Iraq a "war" in itself, and that HE thinks it's illegal. If he'd been paying attention as a soldier, he'd know it is just one theatre in a greater War against global Islamofascism.
The Left thinks they have a tool with no background, so this time it'll stick, right? He's got a Kevin Baconish glare down pretty good.

78 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:52:36pm

re: #67 goddessoftheclassroom

Poor, undereducated people can still behave with dignity. Trashiness is a choice not limited to the lower socioeconomic brackets.

Sorry, I was on E! News reading up on Paris Hilton's latest trampy commercial.

Of course you are right on...

79 DesertSage  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:52:52pm

re: #71 Cognito

Well thank goodness we have that provision that allows individual soldiers to decide when they feel like going to war, and when they don't. I think it's called the Every Man For Himself Doctrine. Every sergeant a general.

Because otherwise he'd better pack his crap and report for duty, post haste.

Sometimes you surprise me Cog...that was very astute.

80 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:53:04pm
“I was ‘filet mignon’ for recruiters.

Yeah, since all recruiters are looking for idiots who did poorly in school. And especially ones that grow mullets AFTER they are out of the army. USDA Grade E.

81 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:53:42pm

re: #67 goddessoftheclassroom

Poor, undereducated people can still behave with dignity. Trashiness is a choice not limited to the lower socioeconomic brackets.

So true. My maternal grandmother used to spit that phrase - "white trash" was her absolute strongest term of disapproval and disgust. She was adopted into a family that was anything but wealthy, but they were respectable.

82 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:53:50pm

re: #70 ornery elephant

"...After college, Matthis planned to become a public defender and dabble in politics."
...And he might meet a wealthy ketchup heiress on his way to political fame and fortune...

83 mikeinmd  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:54:28pm

re: #72 brainwizard73

Speaking of soldiers that turn into subversives, hasn't Scott Thomas Beauchamp got is ass in a really big sling right now?

Funny when these "people" who wear a uniform "dissent" it is international news, but when they get tossed in the stockade, it falls off the radar.

Good Point. Truly an Army of One now.

84 Kreuzueber Halbmond  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:54:41pm

re: #70 ornery elephant

The MSM seems to leave this part out of the story on this guy:


They also left out the fact that he is currently a journalism student at a New York City university.

Link....

And to think, he's giving up his chance to document all of the illegalities in that illegal war. No Pulitzer for him.

85 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:54:57pm

re: #73 Syrah

I believe the punishment used to involve a short walk in the courtyard, a wall, a cigarette, and a blindfold.

I get misty from nostalgia sometimes.

86 VegasRick  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:55:20pm

My father (Korea) and his three brothers (WWII) all fought in wars for the USA. One brother (who I obviously never met) did not make it home. The ones that did told stories of their challenges and heartache of fighting in a war. They were proud to fight for their country and serve as they were ordered. The three that survived were all decorated for their service. This young man is worse than a coward, he is a disgrace to the uniform and should be court - Marshalled and sent to prison.

87 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:55:30pm

re: #68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wow... that takes me back..... practicing that on the piano for Bob Hurt (my piano teacher) and singing the lyrics as I played (I was about 8).

Thanks!

88 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:55:37pm

re: #78 brainwizard73

Sorry, I was on E! News reading up on Paris Hilton's latest trampy commercial.

Of course you are right on...

Oh, and I agree with your calling this scumbag trash--no apology necessary!

89 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:56:01pm

re: #84 Kreuzueber Halbmond

And to think, he's giving up his chance to document all of the illegalities in that illegal war. No Pulitzer for him.

And that is the sad truth.

/He Beauchamped himself

90 Cognito  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:56:18pm

re: #74 kevinmumaw

He was cool with it all until faced with an actual deployment. Then suddenly found "morals and principles." He was a freakin' army photographer fer chrissakes! I suspect his story will have been inflated somewhat.

Ain't nothing wrong with being an Army photographer. At all.

91 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:56:27pm

re: #77 wanumba

"Kevin Bacon Glare" Love it!

Like the glare young Kevin had in JFK...

92 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:56:53pm

re: #81 OldLineTexan

So true. My maternal grandmother used to spit that phrase - "white trash" was her absolute strongest term of disapproval and disgust. She was adopted into a family that was anything but wealthy, but they were respectable.

I would have got on well with your grandmother. Did she use "tacky," too?

93 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:57:04pm

re: #82 jaunte

I think he should get hiss own bad seff a 10-gallon hat and open a steakhouse

/

94 Dr. Shalit  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:57:53pm

re: #38 Charles

Charles -

AND, all 'y'all expected? - Monsieur Le President de la Republique - Where are you when we need you?

-S-

95 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:58:00pm

I'm gonna break with the crowd on this one and say that the young man should be released from the military post-haste.

Take him outside the stockade, rip the buttons off his uniform, rip off his patches, break his sword, and let the Indians deal with him.

96 crashland  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:58:17pm

Simple. He can't go to Iraq because nobody can depend on him. A mil prison is too good for him. I'll pay for the bullet. Shoot the bastard and let's move on. I'm not a lawyer but seems to me the UCMJ would support a bullet in the heart for a traitor like this.

Geeesh. We now have a military of pros. They, God bless them!, chose to defend us and enlist. We didn't conscript them, they made a choice. That choice doesn't include bailing when you are nothing but a puss. Traitors must be slammed up against the wall and shot. Really quite simple.

97 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:58:19pm

re: #91 Sifty

Bah! My dog has a better glare than kevin Bacon. Tommy Lee Jones has a good glare.

98 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:58:22pm

re: #85 Sifty

I thought so too.

Twenty years plus the time of his units tour of duty should be a minimum.

99 Sharmuta  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:58:28pm

re: #73 Syrah

Plus twenty years.

The price for this kind of behavior must be much higher then just a couple of months.

I agree- but at least a couple months would serve as an example to any other soldier who might think they could get away this this sort of dereliction of duty.

100 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:58:46pm

re: #90 Cognito

Ain't nothing wrong with being an Army photographer. At all.

A combat photographer is a different cat than a army journalist enrolled in NYU. They stand up and take pictures while everyone else is ducking and shooting. No comparison.....

101 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:58:47pm

re: #46 pat
Was that before or after the draft ended? To volunteer now is basically a decision to making the military a career so more deployments would be part of the job, wouldn't they be? It's a whole 'nother group of people now - those who want to be part of the military. Some will indeed not want to reup, so they don't, but for most of them, they reup and expect to be deployed. What's the point of all that training if one sits around Stateside doing nothing? A surgeon doesn't practice surgery then not use those skills. What's so odd about a career solider being sent here and there to fight?

102 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:58:49pm

re: #95 OldLineTexan

Especially the Cleveland Indians. They have bats!

103 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:59:20pm

re: #97 pingjockey

Bah! My dog has a better glare than kevin Bacon. Tommy Lee Jones has a good glare.

I have a GREAT glare. Just ask my students...

104 Cognito  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:59:34pm

re: #100 LoFlyer

A combat photographer is a different cat than a army journalist enrolled in NYU. They stand up and take pictures while everyone else is ducking and shooting. No comparison.....

Nothing wrong with being an Army journalist, either.

105 VegasRick  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:59:35pm

re: #102 Sifty

Especially the Cleveland Indians. They have bats!

And balls!

106 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 6:59:42pm

re: #56 DesertSage

I was going to use that word, but we've had some female Lizards who have objected to it in the past.

It's just a synonym.

Wow. Am I behind...

107 rick554  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:00:06pm

I wonder if they still break rocks at Leavenworth? At the very least, tonight this kid is in a very bad place. This guys "saga" is just begining. He shoulda just gone to Iraq , it would have been easier!

108 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:00:09pm

re: #96 crashland
Nope. Only cowardice in the face of the enemy. Treason. The UCMJ doesn't have a whole lot of death penalty charges,

109 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:00:57pm

re: #71 Cognito

Well thank goodness we have that provision that allows individual soldiers to decide when they feel like going to war, and when they don't. I think it's called the Every Man For Himself Doctrine. Every sergeant a general.

Because otherwise he'd better pack his crap and report for duty, post haste.

I do believe that they are sending junior enlisteds to the Army War College alongside O6s and general officers now. I'm sure that is how he came up with his astute observations on the conduct of the Iraq campaign. In his next appearance he will be discussing the impact of logistical failures combined with the split force decisions of the Confederates at the Battle of Pea Ridge allowing a numerically inferior Union force to drive the Confederates out of Arkansas and dominate Missouri. Or he might get busted for meth possession. it could go either way, really. Fear the Mullet!

110 jamgarr  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:01:11pm

Instant Creds

111 Dr. Shalit  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:01:17pm

re: #105 VegasRick

And balls!

"Vegas" -

For Sure - in 1954.

-S-

112 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:01:25pm

re: #103 goddessoftheclassroom
Ha! Bet you do. So do I, from being an NCO for ever it seems like.

113 itellu3times  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:01:42pm

re: #55 bosforus

OT
Anyone else find it somewhat odd and disrespectful that American Idol is calling the showdown between David Cook and David Archeleta "Double D Day"? Why would they use the phrase 'double d'? And why are they using the name of the day we stormed Normandy as a way to promote their talent show?

Well you're right, but just for the record, Los Angeles alternative rock radio station KROQ always has a Miss Double-December contest, and I wouldn't be surprised if that's what the Derivation (!) was, since it's unlikely radio DJ Ryan Seacrest ever heard of WWII.

114 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:02:01pm

re: #92 goddessoftheclassroom

I would have got on well with your grandmother. Did she use "tacky," too?

I don't recall. I do not think you would have gotten along too famously; without throwing her under a bus, let me just say that her adoptive family was burned out by Sherman, and that the rest of her phraseology was replete with terms that are not considered acceptable any longer, unless one is a rap star.

115 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:02:06pm

re: #85 Sifty

I believe the punishment used to involve a short walk in the courtyard, a wall, a cigarette, and a blindfold.

I get misty from nostalgia sometimes.

Hear, hear!

Refusing to deploy, 20 years in Levenworth. Desertion in the face of the enemy, a cigarette and a blindfold. That's the way of it, plain and simple.

BTW, any one know what the outcome was of that Lt. who refused to deploy? He was the son of a well connected pol from Hawaii, IIRC.

116 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:02:25pm

re: #90 Cognito

My point there was he's carrying a weapon symbolically at best. That was one of his complaints. He can't carry a weapon (he says).

117 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:02:26pm

re: #95 OldLineTexan

I agree.... this poor fool has blown his wad... he needs to get a job at FINA pumping gas....

118 jamgarr  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:02:37pm

re: #95 OldLineTexan

I'm gonna break with the crowd on this one and say that the young man should be released from the military post-haste.

Take him outside the stockade, rip the buttons off his uniform, rip off his patches, break his sword, and let the Indians deal with him.


But what would he do when he's branded - and he knows he a man?

119 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:03:23pm

re: #115 M. Bensson-Levi
Mistrial, 1st go around. The Army is going to retry the case.

120 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:03:40pm

re: #100 LoFlyer

A combat photographer is a different cat than a army journalist enrolled in NYU. They stand up and take pictures while everyone else is ducking and shooting. No comparison.....

I wouldn't. I'd get me one of those autoburst cameras and just toss the thing in the air over my helmet and extra flak jackets.

/don't bring a camera to a gun fight

121 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:04:07pm
122 Dr. Shalit  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:04:30pm

re: #111 Dr. Shalit

Reply to Self -

And - with the help of G-d - The Havana Sugar Kings - or their successors - will be the Next Great Team of Major League Baseball.

-S-

123 mikeinmd  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:04:44pm
Chiroux stood fast in his resolve to not report for duty on June 15.

Ah, maybe a military man can tell us something here.

A pickle here, what to do with him....

Can't send him to Iraq after those statements, but a month away from reporting ?

Anyone ?

124 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:04:58pm

re: #119 pingjockey

Mistrial, 1st go around. The Army is going to retry the case.

Thanks.

125 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:05:17pm

re: #114 OldLineTexan

I don't recall. I do not think you would have gotten along too famously; without throwing her under a bus, let me just say that her adoptive family was burned out by Sherman, and that the rest of her phraseology was replete with terms that are not considered acceptable any longer, unless one is a rap star.

You know, although I might internally wince at some of her phraseology, I think I would respect her greatly for playing the hand she was dealt.

126 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:05:31pm

re: #117 WindHorse

I agree.... this poor fool has blown his wad... he needs to get a job at FINA pumping gas....

Hard to make a martyr out of a failure and a fraud. Fire his ass, and make it public. Let him carry around a general discharge for life. Don't give him ANYTHING to cry foul over.

127 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:05:35pm

re: #124 M. Bensson-Levi

Heres a link to the Seattle PI story:
[Link: seattlepi.nwsource.com...]

128 gymnast  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:05:46pm

The AP has become far more adept at writing left wing and terrorist supporting "news-otorials" than serving up straight news stories. Pretty soon they will just serve up nothing but fiction on their wire service because the public has become so mis-informed that they figure it won't make any difference. They may be right.

129 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:05:47pm

re: #97 pingjockey

Didn't mean a real-tough-guy glare. Not a Robert Mitchum-John Wayne-chrome vanadium balls glare.

Tom Selleck, Tommy Lee Jones or maybe James Woods kinda have it.


The Kevin Bacon glare strikes me as a snarl on a toy poodle.
The look of the perpetually slightly miffed.
Vapors of nag champa flowing breezily from the ears of a bitch-slapped Starbucks barista.
The glare of a drama queen turned down for the part of Andrew Sullivan in the new play, Folsom Street Fair Follies.

This guy has that sort of look.

130 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:06:02pm

re: #118 jamgarr

But what would he do when he's branded - and he knows he a man?

You're old too, huh? LOL.

131 VegasRick  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:06:21pm

BBL

132 Olderthandirt  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:06:36pm

Senador Jon Carry declared the Irak war to be ill-legal so it's ill-legal to be fitin in it over ther in Irakistan! That good enough four those of usins souldiers in the moden milidary!

133 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:06:44pm

re: #129 Sifty

"Vapors of nag champa flowing breezily from the ears of a bitch-slapped Starbucks barista."

Ha!

134 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:07:06pm

re: #123 mikeinmd
Sure you can send his happy ass to Iraq, or Antartica, or Korea, or any damn place the Army has a base. He is the "property" of the U.S. military 24/7/365. This is total BS and I would love to give him a blanket party 3 times a week!

135 Jeffersonian  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:07:29pm

I suppose Congress should poll the military's contingent of sergeants before declaring war next time, just to be safe.

136 Attaboid  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:07:29pm

re: #121 Killgore Trout

Those gloves are made for washing.

137 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:07:54pm

re: #130 OldLineTexan

After that show I always wanted one of those sawed-off cavalry sabers.

138 jamgarr  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:08:31pm

re: #130 OldLineTexan

You're old too, huh? LOL.

Yep. I was wondering whether you were old enough to get the reference - but I took a flyer on your nic

139 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:09:10pm

re: #127 jaunte

There ya go, Ehren Watada, scumbag.

BTW, how's your daughter? Has she deployed yet?

140 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:09:11pm

re: #129 Sifty
Ah Ha! Sorry, thought you meant a for real I'm gonna rip your throat out glare. Like the poodle analogy. The glare I'd give this little bastard would peel paint off of bulkheads at 100 yards with no trouble.

141 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:09:26pm

re: #126 OldLineTexan

egggsackly.... he had an opportunity... he availed himself of it... and he has now squandered it because of an acquired uppitiness...

Fuck him..... let him get by on his own...

punk ass.

142 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:09:41pm

re: #121 Killgore Trout

Europe was quaint while it lasted.

143 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:09:42pm
"I cannot deploy to Iraq, carry a weapon and not be part of the problem," he told AFP.

So the solution is easy.

The military forbids him from carrying a weapon of any sort, and orders him to patrol the Iraq-Iran border. Alone.

144 dukeroyal  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:09:52pm

Welcome to Club Leavenworth. We hope you enjoy your stay.

145 Dr. Shalit  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:10:30pm

re: #132 Olderthandirt

Senador Jon Carry declared the Irak war to be ill-legal so it's ill-legal to be fitin in it over ther in Irakistan! That good enough four those of usins souldiers in the moden milidary!

"O-T-D" -

Just remember this - an "Ill-Eagle"'ain't nothing more than a SICK BIRD.

-S-

146 mikeinmd  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:11:01pm

re: #134 pingjockey

Sure you can send his happy ass to Iraq, or Antartica, or Korea, or any damn place the Army has a base. He is the "property" of the U.S. military 24/7/365. This is total BS and I would love to give him a blanket party 3 times a week!

What I'm asking, I should have been clearer, is what if he reports after having made those statements ?
Still send him to Iraq ? I wouldn't want him covering me.

147 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:11:08pm

re: #134 pingjockey

Sure you can send his happy ass to Iraq, or Antartica, or Korea, or any damn place the Army has a base. He is the "property" of the U.S. military 24/7/365. This is total BS and I would love to give him a blanket party 3 times a week!

A blanket party! Those were the days. Ambush the targeted fuck-up, throw a blanket over his head, and beat the living crap out of him. Worked 10 times better than mast or a general court. Of course nowadays they would prosecute all involved....

148 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:11:26pm

re: #137 jaunte
Read and am reading a sci-fi series and this pissant gets the "Branded" treatment for cowardice in the face of the enemy. Couldn't shoot his ass too much politics.

149 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:11:41pm

re: #139 M. Bensson-Levi

She's still in Washington State for now, but her broken bone has healed.
Her fiancee has just arirved in Iraq.

150 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:11:56pm

re: #123 mikeinmd

I would really like to see the law followed for once. First off, according to the report, he is a deserter. Second, AKO has him listed as being in the IRR, which means he did one enlistment and got out. He enlisted in 2003, so he owes at least IRR time until 2010. I have a senior NCO friend who is opposed to sending people who go AWOL or desert to prison. He says make them serve out their time, suffer the ridicule they will receive from their fellow soldiers who have done their duty, then send them to prison once their time is up. Leavenworth isn't that bad, I hear.

151 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:12:22pm

re: #146 mikeinmd

I agree 100%...... disown this sorry ass.

152 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:12:34pm

re: #129 Sifty

Samuel L. Jackson.

I'm thinking of that glare as he swallowed down the last of Brad's coke in Pulp Fiction. Brad pretty much knew his ass was dead at that point.

153 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:12:37pm

re: #125 goddessoftheclassroom

You know, although I might internally wince at some of her phraseology, I think I would respect her greatly for playing the hand she was dealt.

I should reconsider; she came to Alvin, Texas from Galveston to teach in a one-room schoolhouse. She met my grandfather soon after, but could not be seen in public with a man due to her contract terms. She had to resign to marry him. You two could have swapped school stories, at least.

154 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:12:45pm

re: #146 mikeinmd
I don't know. Was in from '77 to '97 and never had anything like this come up.

155 RepJ  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:13:32pm

Is his name John F. Kerry?

156 mikeinmd  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:13:47pm

re: #150 kevinmumaw

Thanks, that's what I was looking for.

157 Attaboid  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:13:50pm

re: #121 Killgore Trout

That photo is sickening.

158 Killian Bundy  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:14:17pm

re: #152 Noam Sayin'

I'm thinking of that glare as he swallowed down the last of Brad's coke in Pulp Fiction. Brad pretty much knew his ass was dead at that point.

/Brett

159 Dr. Shalit  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:14:24pm

re: #143 Syrah

Syrah -

All 'y'all are talking about a "FAIR WORLD" - according to the late, great, sainted JFK - the World HAS NOT Been Fair - since at least 1962.

-S-

160 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:14:33pm

re: #147 LoFlyer
Only if someone narcs. They cracked down on "crossing the line" initiations. Called it hazing, well there are lots of spaces on the ship to do initiations and it still goes on! Mwahahaha!

161 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:14:33pm

re: #152 Noam Sayin'

Samuel L. Jackson.

I'm thinking of that glare as he swallowed down the last of Brad's coke in Pulp Fiction. Brad pretty much knew his ass was dead at that point.

Hey, speaking of which, where's "Tasty Beverage"?

162 Olderthandirt  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:15:16pm

#145 Dr. Shalit: No more jokes about ill-eagles; they're a protected birdie! Have you had your eyesight checked recently?

163 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:15:57pm

re: #153 OldLineTexan

Did you ever live in Seattle?

164 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:16:15pm

re: #152 Noam Sayin'

I could pretty much guarantee that I'd soil myself if Samuel L. Jackson or Michael Clark Duncan glared at me.

I am tired of these mutha @#$%in deserters in this mutha@#$%in Army!
-Samuel L. Jackson

165 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:16:25pm

re: #157 Attaboid

That photo is sickening.

She looks mas as hell. Queen Elizabeth is incredibly classy and has shown real leadership. Wish her offspring had her qualities. I kind of like Prince Harry though....

166 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:17:08pm

re: #164 Sifty
That dude has a righteous glare.

167 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:17:20pm

Hey, did you know having a military background makes you too dangerous for the presidency?

Really...Tom Harkin says so...

Washington, D.C. — Republican presidential candidate John McCain's family background as the son and grandson of admirals has given him a worldview shaped by the military, "and he has a hard time thinking beyond that," Sen. Tom Harkin, D-Ia., said Friday.

"I think he's trapped in that," Harkin said in a conference call with Iowa reporters. "Everything is looked at from his life experiences, from always having been in the military, and I think that can be pretty dangerous."
Advertisement

Harkin said that "it's one thing to have been drafted and served, but another thing when you come from generations of military people and that's just how you're steeped, how you've learned, how you've grown up."

Progressive!

168 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:18:13pm

re: #167 NJDhockeyfan

Tom Harkin should be sponsored by Massengil.

169 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:18:40pm

re: #147 LoFlyer

Saw a guy "scrubbed down" once, with those coarse bristle brushes. I don't think any one realized how much it would damage him. The abrasions were bad enough to hospitalize him. No more that a prefunctory investigation was made, and no one suffered any form of discipline.

That was back in the late 60's. Today, any one who even heard about it would probably face charges.

170 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:18:50pm

re: #168 Sifty
ROFLMAO

171 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:18:56pm

re: #167 NJDhockeyfan
Tom Harkin is in the senate and doesn't know the constituition. The military can't do squat without the okay of the civilians!

172 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:19:00pm

re: #159 Dr. Shalit

Syrah -

All 'y'all are talking about a "FAIR WORLD" - according to the late, great, sainted JFK - the World HAS NOT Been Fair - since at least 1962.

-S-

Ok, lets revise.

The military grabs his physical sorry ass. Strips off his cloths. Supper glues $100 bills to every inch of his skin. And then throws him over the embassy wall and into the streets of Zimbabwe.

173 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:19:16pm

re: #153 OldLineTexan

I should reconsider; she came to Alvin, Texas from Galveston to teach in a one-room schoolhouse. She met my grandfather soon after, but could not be seen in public with a man due to her contract terms. She had to resign to marry him. You two could have swapped school stories, at least.

I would have LOVED to hear her stories!

174 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:19:26pm

re: #163 WindHorse

Did you ever live in Seattle?

No. And I missed the Summer of Love by a few years, so I have been fairly un-stoned, and I think I would recall Seattle.

175 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:19:53pm

re: #149 jaunte

She's still in Washington State for now, but her broken bone has healed.
Her fiancee has just arirved in Iraq.

What broken bone? What did I miss?

176 DesertSage  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:19:59pm

re: #157 Attaboid

That photo is sickening.

This photo is pretty cool though.

177 mikeinmd  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:20:05pm

The Real Mace Windu

Language...

178 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:20:06pm

re: #172 Syrah

Speaking as a taxpayer, I think we could achieve the same effect with $1 bills...

179 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:20:09pm
On Thursday, he refused to go, saying he considers Iraq an illegal war.

I consider myself to be the Queen of Mandistan.

180 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:20:41pm

re: #158 Killian Bundy

/Brett

Really?

Funny thing. I've always thought the name was Brad, as have many people I know. But I was watching this clip, and thought to myself, "That sounded like he called him, 'Brett'."

181 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:21:21pm

re: #175 M. Bensson-Levi

In training, she had a little hand-to-hand mishap with a larger more experienced female; suffered a broken collar bone.

182 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:21:31pm

re: #179 MandyManners
How ya doin' your highness? I consider him to be a uselss blob of protoplasm.

183 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:21:36pm

re: #179 MandyManners

I consider myself to be the Queen of Mandistan.

LOL!

I consider myself the goddess of the classroom, but at least my students agree.

Or pretend to...

184 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:21:55pm

My Dad flew in and out of SeaTac a few times when he was in the Army.

I asked him about what Seattle was like once in the 90's when Seattle was big.

He said, "It was wet. I had some coffee."

185 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:22:32pm

re: #178 jaunte

Speaking as a taxpayer, I think we could achieve the same effect with $1 bills...

With the current devaluation of the dollar, $1 bills might not be sufficient inducement to the proper frenzied response of the locals.

186 Killian Bundy  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:22:59pm

re: #180 Noam Sayin'

Frank Whaley ... Brett

/as in, check out the big brain on . . .

187 FreeIowa  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:23:17pm

re: #167 NJDhockeyfan

Hey, did you know having a military background makes you too dangerous for the presidency?

Really...Tom Harkin says so...

Progressive!


Tommy boy even publicly lied about his military service. So I guess that qualifies him to be a Democrat Senator. What an idiot. He's been an embarrassment to Iowa for decades.

188 USA  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:23:31pm

OT

Love at first sight is really love at first projection. And then the mist clears, and the lovers' quarrels begin:

B, you're kidding me, right? The flag pin? Come on.

I've noticed you're wearing it again—a lot. I also noticed you've been talking about patriotism—a lot. Too much, in fact.

Is this how your handlers suggest you signal to voters who question your love for this country that you really, really, really, do love America? I hope not, because all it does is reinforce your doubters' suspicions that your positions are fluid and politically expedient, and it confuses your supporters who believe that you are a man of strong principles. If you're not careful, "change we can believe in" is going to take on an entirely new meaning.


linky

Now let the man eat his [latest] waffle!

189 Attaboid  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:24:08pm

re: #184 Sifty

Brevity is the soul of wit. My English teacher told me once ...

190 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:24:32pm

re: #174 OldLineTexan

Didn't mean anything personal by that.... you just remind me a lot of a Texan I once knew who had moved to Seattle.... worked as a shipyard marine carpenter (among many other things) and who I became good friends with - and who, suddenly disappeared....

that's all. (he'd be pushing 80 now if he is still around)

191 NJDhockeyfan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:24:38pm

re: #171 pingjockey

Tom Harkin is in the senate and doesn't know the constituition. The military can't do squat without the okay of the civilians!

I wonder if Sen Harkin thinks JFK shouldn't have run for President.

192 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:24:58pm

re: #180 Noam Sayin'

You are correct, I was watching one of those E! shows on biggest Hollywood screwups and that was one of them. Another one "Says of Thunder" and one of the actors called Tom Cruise "Tom"...he had some goofy racing name, I forget exactly.

193 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:24:58pm

re: #181 jaunte

OOW! Broke mine once. Nasty. Glad she's healed up. When is she due to deploy? What is her MOS?

194 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:25:04pm

re: #185 Syrah

With the current devaluation of the dollar, $1 bills might not be sufficient inducement to the proper frenzied response of the locals.

Just superglue some expired credit cards to his ball, and drop him off in Somolia. Err, thats assuming we can even find his balls.....

195 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:25:08pm

re: #186 Killian Bundy

/as in, check out the big brain on . . .

Brad! I hear people say it, 'Brad' all the time.

What a person doesn't learn on lgf...

196 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:25:48pm

re: #185 Syrah

Ok, just put a few hundreds where they'll do the most good!

197 Watcher  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:26:11pm

US soldier [Chiroux] refuses to serve in ‘illegal Iraq war’.

French blood runs in his veins.

198 Intrepid  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:26:14pm

re: #92 goddessoftheclassroom

I would have got on well with your grandmother. Did she use "tacky," too?

And did she use the statement, "Well, she's no better than she oughtta be".

What does that mean, for heaven's sake? My aunt used it a great deal. About those kind of girls.

199 eclectic infidel  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:26:27pm

So what kind of punishment is this guy looking at when all is said and done?

200 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:26:33pm

re: #190 WindHorse

Didn't mean anything personal by that.... you just remind me a lot of a Texan I once knew who had moved to Seattle.... worked as a shipyard marine carpenter (among many other things) and who I became good friends with - and who, suddenly disappeared....

that's all. (he'd be pushing 80 now if he is still around)

Oh, I wasn't taking offense, just being a smartass. I'm from the last wave of Baby Boomers, and one of the worst carpenters you would ever want to meet. But I do still have my original eight fingers and two thumbs.

201 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:26:34pm

re: #191 NJDhockeyfan

Oh, I doubt it. FDR, JFK are icons for the donks. He didn't say anything about Jon(halp uz) Kary and his "service".

202 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:26:35pm

"Says of Thunder" should read "Days of Thunder, of course. PIMF

203 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:26:37pm

Big Kahuna Burgers for all!

204 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:26:41pm

re: #192 kevinmumaw

You are correct, I was watching one of those E! shows on biggest Hollywood screwups and that was one of them. Another one "Says of Thunder" and one of the actors called Tom Cruise "Tom"...he had some goofy racing name, I forget exactly.

Waddya mean? Jackson called him both Brad and Brett?

205 Dr. Shalit  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:26:49pm

re: #162 Olderthandirt

#145 Dr. Shalit: No more jokes about ill-eagles; they're a protected birdie! Have you had your eyesight checked recently?

"O-T-D" -

Eyesight actually getting "better" as I age - less "nearsighted"so they tell me.

-S-

206 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:27:11pm

re: #199 eclectic infidel

So what kind of punishment is this guy looking at when all is said and done?

Nothing if goes to Canada!

207 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:27:15pm

re: #91 Sifty

"Kevin Bacon Glare" Love it!

Like the glare young Kevin had in JFK...

In best movie trailer voice over: "He smoulders on screen as the man that dared to take on an imperial President."

Sean Penn...
Tim Robbins...
Susan Something...
and
Tom Cruise as Matthis Chiroux

A Michael Moore film in theaters this fall!

208 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:27:16pm

re: #197 Watcher

US soldier [Chiroux] refuses to serve in ‘illegal Iraq war’.

French blood runs in his veins.

You said French and runs in the same sentence. That works in so many ways.

209 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:27:36pm

re: #193 M. Bensson-Levi

She's trained to repair electrical and hydraulic systems for weapons turrets, but they're using her now as an admin troop. Haven't got a schedule on the deployment yet.

210 Mich-again  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:27:45pm

re: #197 Watcher

US soldier [Chiroux] refuses to serve in ‘illegal Iraq war’.

French blood runs in his veins.

It is similar to Chirac.

211 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:28:23pm

re: #200 OldLineTexan

I went to Texas A&M and have always had an affinity for Texans... I guess that must be it...

(give my best to all your thumbs)

212 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:28:43pm

re: #206 LoFlyer

Nothing if goes to Canada!

I think Canada is getting a raw deal with these deserters. They should at least require 20 years of service driving the ice road.

213 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:28:49pm

re: #95 OldLineTexan

I'm gonna break with the crowd on this one and say that the young man should be released from the military post-haste.

Take him outside the stockade, rip the buttons off his uniform, rip off his patches, break his sword, and let the Indians deal with him.

Send him to Gitmo!

214 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:29:13pm

re: #211 WindHorse

I went to Texas A&M and have always had an affinity for Texans... I guess that must be it...

(give my best to all your thumbs)

I am a Rice man myself. One thumb back at ya. ;)

215 Watcher  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:29:20pm

re: #208 Sifty

You said French and runs in the same sentence. That works in so many ways.

Yes, I know, it was intentional.

216 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:29:36pm

re: #199 eclectic infidel
Desertion in time of war, failure to obey a lawful order, failing to report for duty, and whatever else they can stick the little fucker with, and if they can make it stick, he could be a very old man when he gets out of Leavenworth. Bwahahaha!

217 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:29:51pm

re: #204 Noam Sayin'

Right. His name is Brad, but Brett slipped out. There is an actual job in the profession whose sole task is to ensure accuracy in the script. Often they are ignored, depending on the director. More often than not, there are some many takes on a certain scene, that things get missed. This was one of those scenes. Interesting how much useless crap you learn watching E! The Soup is probably my favorite show, though.

218 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:29:59pm

re: #214 OldLineTexan

right on bro'..... :)

219 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:30:03pm

re: #212 Syrah

I think Canada is getting a raw deal with these deserters. They should at least require 20 years of service driving the ice road.

No! Handing out lifejackets to drowning polar bears! Make 'em join the Gore Corps!

220 Watcher  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:30:33pm

re: #210 Mich-again

It is similar to Chirac.

Hmm Now that you've pointed that out...

221 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:30:41pm

re: #213 brainwizard73

Send him to Gitmo!

Screw that. Make him pay for his own damn Carribbean vacation.

222 Dr. Shalit  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:30:41pm

re: #172 Syrah

Syrah -

Never happen - the basic point is that the world - Yours and MINE is NOT FAIR. And I can understand and appreciate the "Street Justice" involved.

-S-

223 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:30:44pm

re: #207 brainwizard73
You jerk! I just blew Kokanee all over the place! :)

224 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:30:58pm

re: #219 OldLineTexan

No! Handing out lifejackets to drowning polar bears! Make 'em join the Gore Corps!

I stand corrected. That is much better.

225 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:31:13pm

Jeneane Garafalo as Mathis Chiroux in:

Mathis Drops the Soap

226 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:31:40pm

re: #216 pingjockey

Desertion in time of war, failure to obey a lawful order, failing to report for duty, and whatever else they can stick the little fucker with, and if they can make it stick, he could be a very old man when he gets out of Leavenworth. Bwahahaha!

Technically, deserters during time of war can receive the death penalty. Won't happen, but there it is.

227 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:32:04pm

Peace friends.

Pray (if you pray) for Burma, and China. Really suckin' over there.

G'night Grandma!

228 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:32:09pm

Here's Chiroux's full statement, along with photographic proof that his fingers fit together end-to-end.
[Link: freedetainees.org...]

229 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:32:39pm

re: #225 Sifty

Jeneane Garafalo as Mathis Chiroux in:

Mathis Drops the Soap

OK, I have to ask: You want to see her in a shower scene?

230 hazzyday  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:32:59pm

His sincerity should be questioned. The military makes it clear to him daily that his political needs while in service are about zero on the scale of importance. Read: Klinger in Mash. Make an example of him and apply the appropriate punishment.

I think I disagreed with my military leaders a lot , but I did my job.

Or who's he been talking to?

231 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:33:34pm

re: #229 OldLineTexan

OK, I have to ask: You want to see her in a shower scene?

She actuallly used to be kind of hot. Lately, not so much.

232 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:33:42pm

re: #221 OldLineTexan

Screw that. Make him pay for his own damn Carribbean vacation.

Send him to Basra and when he joins the other side do what comes naturally?

233 Dr. Shalit  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:34:38pm

re: #219 OldLineTexan

No! Handing out lifejackets to drowning polar bears! Make 'em join the Gore Corps!

"O-L-T" -

I like your style. POLAR BEARS - the only species declared "endangered" without physical evidence. GWB's Interior Department should be ashamed - THEN FIRED!

-S-

234 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:35:14pm

re: #226 kevinmumaw
They can, but it hasn't been done since WWII and that was desertion/cowardice in the face of the enemy. Hell, the military doesn't even go look for deserters. Most get caught during routine traffic stops. Run your license and it comes back "hey this asshole is a deserter". Had 3 guys brought back to my ship that way. BTW, they get turned over to for real U.S. Deputy marshals for transport.

235 RepJ  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:35:17pm

There are deserters and they are court-marshalled without the media glare. This guy wanted the media attention. Watch for him to run for senate and then president 30 years down the road.

236 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:35:41pm

re: #209 jaunte

I still remember when my father took me to the train station for me to leave for the Army. He had been at Stalingrad, conscripted into the Russian army. That was the only time I ever saw him cry. I thought it rather unmanly of him. I was an idiot, who had never seen, nor done anything in his life.

That was over 40 years ago. Seems like yesterday.

G-d Bless and Keep her. Keep me posted, I'm a bit dull now and then.

237 Slumbering Behemoth  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:35:49pm

Just got back, haven't read all the comments yet. Has it been confirmed that this Matthis Chiroux is who he/AFP claims he is?

Apologies if this have been covered already, back to reading.

238 Killian Bundy  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:35:56pm

re: #204 Noam Sayin'

Waddya mean? Jackson called him both Brad and Brett?

No.

/watch the scene

239 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:36:18pm

re: #229 OldLineTexan

OK, I have to ask: You want to see her in a shower scene?

I have to agree with my learned colleague here. I don't think she would be the nut-job lib we would want to cast in that part.

We might want to cast stones...

240 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:36:18pm

re: #222 Dr. Shalit

I know it would never happen, and seriously, as much contempt as I have for the guy, I only meant it in jest.

Better that the court marshal sends him to prison for a long long time. Will that happen? It is only slightly more probable then the $100 dollar gauntlet. Still, we should not allow these idiots to pull these shenanigans without fearing some such absurdly horrific punishment, or at least fear that justice will be done to them.

241 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:36:28pm

re: #182 pingjockey

How ya doin' your highness? I consider him to be a uselss blob of protoplasm.

I'd have fun dealing with Chiroux in Mandistan. Maybe start of with a boulder to be reduced to pea gravel.

242 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:36:33pm

Mathis Chiroux has been in the army for six years and is fully aware of how the military works and what they will do to him. My guess is that his pals at NYU have been dumping liberal propaganda on him, and are telling him how they will stand behind him all the way, blah, blah blah. He thinks the liberal media has his back, and the media backlash from his pals will protect him. As the Asians say, "rots of ruck!".

243 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:37:18pm

re: #183 goddessoftheclassroom

LOL!

I consider myself the goddess of the classroom, but at least my students agree.

Or pretend to...

They'll remember you years from now as the teacher who cared about language and knowledge.

244 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:37:32pm

re: #223 pingjockey

You jerk! I just blew Kokanee all over the place! :)

Sorry, forgot to put a disclaimer on...

I bet it would be a real commercial success. If only I can get Obama to do a cameo...

245 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:37:51pm

BTW, for those of you who did not see this yesterday, a true hero has passed. Irena Sendler

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

Truly a remarkable woman. Rest in Peace. You deserve it.

One thing I love about this site, would have never heard the name, nor read the story.

Thanks guys!

246 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:38:07pm

re: #236 M. Bensson-Levi

Thanks for your kind thoughts; I send some to your father, as well.

247 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:38:17pm

re: #229 OldLineTexan

I knew two other "Rice" guys..... one who went on to become a successful metallurgist at Schlumberger (and smart as a whip) and the other ( a classmate of mine from high school up North in the Midwest) who actually was graduated as an MD...

And, from what I gather about you.... I can say.... Rice is a good thing.

My 1.5-gallon hat is off to ya.....

248 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:38:22pm

re: #243 MandyManners

They'll remember you years from now as the teacher who cared about language and knowledge.

That is so sweet!

249 Killian Bundy  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:38:40pm

re: #217 kevinmumaw

Right. His name is Brad.

No, his name is Brett.

/read the credits, Frank Whaley ... Brett

250 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:38:54pm

re: #231 Noam Sayin'

She actuallly used to be kind of hot. Lately, not so much.

Yeah, like 19 years ago and before she opened her mouth. But accurate.

251 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:39:15pm

re: #233 Dr. Shalit

"O-L-T" -

I like your style. POLAR BEARS - the only species declared "endangered" without physical evidence. GWB's Interior Department should be ashamed - THEN FIRED!

-S-

Let's declare polar bears constipated, and this guy can distribute and apply the enemas.

252 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:39:29pm

re: #241 MandyManners
Woman I went to high school with married an army mp. he worked at Leavenworth. That is where the whole military sends the serious assholes, murderers, rapists, not just idiots with mush for brains. He'll fit in real well there! Heh.

253 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:39:55pm

Here's a job Chiroux could do; and he wouldn't have to carry a gun.
Put him in as a replacement for Pfc Reardon:

It’s not the kind of detail Pfc. Joseph Reardon joined the Army for. Nor had he expected this job when he arrived in Iraq last August. But four days a week, the 22-year-old from Decatur is on latrine detail.

In the mornings, he pulls out the eight drums, douses them with JP-8 (jet propulsion fuel used in military vehicles)

“It’s unbelievably gross,” Reardon says. “It doesn’t smell too good.”

Reardon says the job can take up to three full hours.

[Link: www.ajc.com...]

254 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:41:05pm

re: #244 brainwizard73
Damn funny man. Plus after a sixer and its 97 degrees outside, it hit the funny bone real good!

255 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:41:35pm

re: #249 Killian Bundy

Right, I got the names reversed, bottom line, Jules refers to him as Brad and Brett in the same scene.

256 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:42:10pm

re: #242 LoFlyer

Mathis Chiroux has been in the army for six years and is fully aware of how the military works and what they will do to him. My guess is that his pals at NYU have been dumping liberal propaganda on him, and are telling him how they will stand behind him all the way, blah, blah blah. He thinks the liberal media has his back, and the media backlash from his pals will protect him. As the Asians say, "rots of ruck!".

Dude was/is being used. Sure he's a nut, but he's been told "sure you'll go to jail for a few months, but President Obama will pardon you and then you will be a BMOC somewhere and nail 18-22 women three at a time and never buy another drink again..."

Doesn't that sound like fun?

Homeboy is PRAYING (if he remembers how) for an Obamanation in November!

257 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:42:19pm

re: #246 jaunte

Thank you. He just turned 87 in December, still alive and kicking, although not as high and hard as he used to.

258 RichatUF  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:42:34pm

That is an oddly written article.

Obviously he got roped up by the IVAW but I would also direct the lizard army's attention to this nuggethere.

for nonlink followers:

Military Recruitment Practices Violate International Standards, Says ACLU ... The United States has failed to uphold its commitments to safeguard the rights of youth under 18 from military recruitment and to guarantee basic protections to foreign former child soldiers, according to an American Civil Liberties Union report released today. The report, "Soldiers of Misfortune," charges that U.S. military recruiting practices that target children as young as 11...

Also, the article says he is to report, not deploy, on June 15. Sorry if this is covered up thread but is this some sort of Individual Ready Reserve issue or is he an active reserve soldier.

259 Killian Bundy  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:42:41pm

re: #255 kevinmumaw

Right, I got the names reversed, bottom line, Jules refers to him as Brad and Brett in the same scene.

/no he doesn't

260 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:42:42pm

re: #253 jaunte
That is the job for this boy. Just let the NCOs handle it.

261 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:43:25pm

re: #257 M. Bensson-Levi

Excellent; my own father is 85, so we must be roughly contemporary!

262 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:43:33pm

re: #238 Killian Bundy

Well, now I hear it as, 'Brett' all the way through.

And that's the look I was talking about, upthread.

263 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:44:26pm

re: #254 pingjockey

Always glad to oblige!

Now the bar is even higher...

264 NY Nana  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:44:56pm

re: #237 Slumbering Behemoth

Pentagon Rebuts AFP Claim Military Recruiters Prey on Poor, Uneducated

Great rebuttal and put down of the creep.

/Drive by post...getting all the cooking, etc. done now that can be done ahead for a family invasion tomorrow.

265 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:45:01pm

re: #259 Killian Bundy

OK, I'm far too old to continue this debate.

266 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:45:13pm

re: #239 brainwizard73

I just figured since she was the most manly of the liberal castrati she would be a good pick.

She used to be cute in a moped-girl kinda way. But now she could scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.

And I believe that Hollywood needs to hire more mentally-challenged actors. Sean Penn and Tim Robbins won't live forever. Someone new needs to take on the manly-man roles of liberal heroes.

267 The Shadow Do  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:45:37pm

The guy is young and a basic dumbass. Hey, it happens. He is probably being run either directly on indirectly by some equally dumbass Dem poseurs. I feel sorry for his dumb ass. Too bad it will take some jail time to sort himself out. Dumb ass. Too bad.

268 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:46:28pm

re: #250 brainwizard73

Yeah, like 19 years ago and before she opened her mouth. But accurate.

I thought she was cute in "The Matchmaker" and "The Truth About Cats and Dogs."

She wasn't so hot, and wasn't supposed to be, in "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion."

269 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:46:54pm
Matthis Chiroux is the kind of young American US military recruiters love.
“I was from a poor, white family from the south, and I did badly in school,” the now 24-year-old told AFP

.
C'est vraiment incroyable. A poor French paysan from le Sud. How perfect! Except zat we were always told ze recruiters, zey prefer ze poor Blacks. But guess zat doesn't excite ze French audience.
“I was ‘filet mignon’ for recruiters.
Filet mignon. Cute little steak. Perhaps with a little pepper sauce? Un peu du riz, du vin ... ze recruiters were completement fou.

They started phoning me when I was in 10th grade,” or around 16 years old, he added.


So, Monsieur Chiroux, ze were phoning me too (moi aussi) avec les postcards. You know, Monsieur Chiroux, ze French are not obligated to educate anyone after ze age of 16. Ze Americains, zey must attendent, you know wait until you are older.

270 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:47:05pm

re: #261 jaunte

Cheers to you both!

My dad turned 90 last September.... my Mom was 87 last August....

-and they are both hanging in there. The family is descending on them on Memorial Day for a Fambly reunion.

And all I got was this farting 112-lb Golden Retriever who adopted me last August....

Life is good.

271 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:48:14pm

re: #269 wanumba
My kid didn't start getting recruiting stuff until this year, he's a junior. 10th grade my ass!

272 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:48:39pm

re: #270 WindHorse

...and whom WON'T leave my side....

:)

273 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:48:43pm
274 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:49:03pm

re: #270 WindHorse

Thanks. Although I have to warn you, I have also been caught blaming the dog in the past...

275 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:49:16pm

re: #266 Sifty

True enough. Need new, young, sexy (if possible), lib nut-jobs for future duty.

Charlize?

276 Killian Bundy  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:49:23pm

re: #262 Noam Sayin'

Well, now I hear it as, 'Brett' all the way through.

Because that's what he calls him.

/all six times

277 M. Bensson-Levi  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:49:53pm

re: #261 jaunte

Excellent; my own father is 85, so we must be roughly contemporary!

Can't tell if we're roughly contemporary, or just crudely contemporary, or just rough and crude. Probably the last.

Gotta run.

NYTOL.

278 nyc redneck  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:49:57pm

his jibberish just shows he's 'over the army'. he has unilaterally decided to just move on because that works for him. he's a flake. and unpatriotic. and unreliable for the long haul. his rational for refusing to go is so absurd. just something to say. 'unconstitutional' war. he has buyer's remorse. he probably saw the movie 'stop loss' and loved it. he's a disgrace. cowardice is ugly.

279 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:50:44pm

re: #278 nyc redneck

He probably pretends to lift when he's helping move the sofa too.

280 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:51:00pm

re: #274 jaunte

okay.... um.... that's cool..... I think my parents were older when they had me (which means you are prolly older... which explains a lot.... TOBY!)

:)

281 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:51:06pm

re: #273 ploome hineni

he wasn;t no filet mignon, he was offal

/don't tell buzzsaw

In some restaurants in the South San Francisco Bay area, you can find that on the menu.

Not kidding.

282 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:51:26pm

re: #264 NY Nana

Pentagon Rebuts AFP Claim Military Recruiters Prey on Poor, Uneducated

Great rebuttal and put down of the creep.

/Drive by post...getting all the cooking, etc. done now that can be done ahead for a family invasion tomorrow.

Isn't kind of strange how our oh so politically correct media goes out of its way to negatively stereotype the US military? This goes against the very core of political correct values instilled in our liberal media. The average US soldier is twice as smart as the average journalist and the media must find it immensely galling.

283 Sifty  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:52:00pm

Night folks, people, and patriots.

See ya round soon I hope.

Don't let your meatloaf.

284 brainwizard73  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:52:29pm

Smoulder on everyone.

Time to call it a night!

285 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:53:55pm

re: #271 pingjockey

My kid didn't start getting recruiting stuff until this year, he's a junior. 10th grade my ass!


Well, he would have if his name had been French!

286 Smashmaster  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:54:02pm

Shills is right....

That isn't journalism, that is just grabbing the press release, adding some colorful spin ("sun-filled rotunda") and putting it in the editor's inbox. No evidence of a preliminary investigating of the claims made by these (ex-) servicemen, or even a few questions, just strait unfiltered propaganda.

For example, the article claimed at one point that they testified before Congress. Elsewhere, it indicated that they "testified" before Members of Congress ("half a dozen") in a congressional building. I doubt anyone took any oaths, so at best it seems they spoke publicly with members present. That is not the same thing!

To me, a vet, these claims sound fishy. It wouldn't surprise me to find out that half of these luzors were fabricating half of their claims, and embellishing the other half. According to the article, no supporting evidence was given. No documents, no pictures. Just 13 or so individuals making claims and citing an unnamed "independent" study.

I love this line: "Almost to a man, the soldiers who testified denounced serious flaws in the chain of command in Iraq." STOP THE PRESSES! GRUNTS UNHAPPY WITH BRASS! *snort*

Just for giggles, I would like to know if Sgt Chiroux re-enlisted before he made this decision. Something tells me he did, because if he had been "stop lossed" it surely would have been part of the article.

Either way, I hope you like Leavenworth, future Private Chiroux.

287 NY Nana  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:54:37pm

re: #237 Slumbering Behemoth

Damn..I dinged you by mistake...can some lizards please ding this post up? My bad.

/That's what I get for sneaking out of the scullery.

288 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:54:55pm
289 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:55:46pm
290 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:55:54pm

re: #287 NY Nana

Damn..I dinged you by mistake...can some lizards please ding this post up? My bad.

/That's what I get for sneaking out of the scullery.

Done.

291 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:56:04pm

re: #285 wanumba
Hahaha!

292 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:57:43pm

re: #288 ploome hineni

its also called menudo

very popular with the Mexican population

/hehehe

Menudo is tripe (stomach lining) stew; delicious if properly made. You had better like onions, though.

"Offal" is a general term for any entrails, internal organs, etc.

293 Intrepid  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:58:17pm

re: #272 WindHorse

...and whom WON'T leave my side....

:)

So really, is HE the "WindHorse" then?

294 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:58:32pm

Damn, they never tried to recruit me at all.

/sulk

295 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:58:38pm

re: #292 OldLineTexan
Menudo is great for hangovers. The tripe sucks up all the bad stomach acid.

296 NY Nana  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:59:00pm

re: #282 LoFlyer

Isn't kind of strange how our oh so politically correct media goes out of its way to negatively stereotype the US military? This goes against the very core of political correct values instilled in our liberal media. The average US soldier is twice as smart as the average journalist and the media must find it immensely galling.

It galls me on any day, but especially today: Armed Forces Day

May G-d bless them and their families.

297 deathtotheswiss  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:59:30pm

So he served in the illegal war in Afghanistan, then re-upped to go to Japan, see the Phillipines and now...JUST NOW...he realizes the Americans are fighting a war in Iraq and the reason he won't go is because it's illegal?

...

He could have decided not to re-enlist...

298 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:59:34pm

re: #293 Intrepid

no.... it is completely "clear".... I am the Windhorse....

299 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:59:41pm

re: #282 LoFlyer
Ah, But thse same moonbats are "PATRIOTS WHO SUPPORT OUR MILITARY..." and how dare you question that with logic and reasonng?

300 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 7:59:53pm

OT cool video of the Swiss alps in a Hawker Hunter

301 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:00:03pm

re: #272 WindHorse

...and whom WON'T leave my side....

:)

Whom/who

Please. No.

302 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:00:06pm

re: #288 ploome hineni

its also called menudo

very popular with the Mexican population

/hehehe

In the Vietnamese/French restaurant that was just walking distance from San Jose State University, they were not refereeing to tripe. The waiter took that menu from me and gave me another.

I was a little shook at first, but the items that we ordered, the Garlic shrimp in particular, were so good that I remember it to this day, 20 years hence.

303 NY Nana  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:00:36pm

re: #290 Syrah

Done.

Thank you! I wish that the rating function also had a pop up like the report function for idiots like me, so we could stop the ding down...or up, for that matter.!

304 Mich-again  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:00:54pm

Regarding making the claim of conscientious objector

Currently, the U.S. Selective Service System states, "Beliefs which qualify a registrant for conscientious objector status may be religious in nature, but don't have to be. Beliefs may be moral or ethical; however, a man's reasons for not wanting to participate in a war must not be based on politics, expediency, or self-interest. In general, the man's lifestyle prior to making his claim must reflect his current claims."[22] In the US, this applies to primary claims, that is, those filed on initial SSS registration. On the other hand, those who apply after either having registered without filing, and/or having attempted or effected a deferral, are specifically required to demonstrate a discrete and documented change in belief, including a precipitant, that converted a non-CO to a CO.

He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

305 Intrepid  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:01:58pm

re: #287 NY Nana

Damn..I dinged you by mistake...can some lizards please ding this post up? My bad.

/That's what I get for sneaking out of the scullery.

Went to help ya out, but it looks like it's already been covered.

306 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:02:24pm

re: #294 Occasional Reader

Damn, they never tried to recruit me at all.

/sulk

I was offered a full Navy scholarship. My uncle the West Point career man (actual Green Beret, I think I saw a ref to faek ones upthread, LOL), told me to get a degree and THEN join, if I still wanted to. My Dad the career Air National Guardsman told me the same thing, and that he would pay my way if I would listen to my uncle.

When I got the degree, I applied to the Air Force. They offered me a slot that sounded a lot like nothing to me, so I went to work for Lockheed, instead.

307 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:02:32pm

Ahem. If this guy was so poor South HOW come he knows about filet mignon?
Why didn't he say, "I was just fried chicken to them." or "I was just biscuits and gravy to them" or "I was just pork rinds to them."
We should ask him, "And which wine with filet mignon?" and if he answers, "red," instead of "beer" we'll know he's a fraud.

308 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:02:38pm

re: #294 Occasional Reader

Damn, they never tried to recruit me at all.

/sulk

A long time ago, I got a letter from West Point asking me to apply. It was the early 1970's when the military was not looked upon well. I was flattered that they asked.
I didn't apply, but I never had a problem with the military, and, had there been draft induction when I was in college, my plan was to join ROTC, not run to Canada or someplace. I wanted to get my degree, not avoid the military.

309 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:02:47pm

re: #301 Occasional Reader

alright.... did I fail 10th grade English?

Ouch.

310 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:04:00pm

re: #306 OldLineTexan

I was offered a full Navy scholarship.

Oh, nice... rub it in, whydoncha?!

(I was recruited by colleges, but not the military. I guess they saw me as... gristle?)

311 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:04:13pm

re: #303 NY Nana

Thank you! I wish that the rating function also had a pop up like the report function for idiots like me, so we could stop the ding down...or up, for that matter.!

(de nada)

That would be helpful, especially for the down dings. It would also be helpful if the + and the - were a little further apart. I mouse as badly as I drive and it is disconcertingly easy to hit the wrong ding icon.

312 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:04:16pm

re: #299 CapeCoddah
I dare! I throw my dare into their rotting, festering faces. I call them on it. I call them cowards in the face of a global threat to civilization. I call them traitors to the republic. They aren't fit to lie down with dogs.

313 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:04:31pm

re: #309 WindHorse

alright.... did I fail 10th grade English?

Ouch.

Yu shuld be in Irac! Call Jon Cary!

:P

314 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:05:00pm

re: #309 WindHorse

alright.... did I fail 10th grade English?

Ouch.

Never mind him. He has enough pet peeves for a zoo.

/

315 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:05:26pm

re: #312 pingjockey
Damned right!
I'm right there with you!

316 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:05:42pm

My Baby Lizard (aged 12) wants to go to the Naval Academy and become a Marine. He wants to be in an anti terrorist unit.

317 NY Nana  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:06:45pm

re: #305 Intrepid

Thanks!

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to the scullery I go!

Later...

318 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:06:46pm

re: #316 goddessoftheclassroom

My Baby Lizard (aged 12) wants to go to the Naval Academy and become a Marine. He wants to be in an anti terrorist unit.


Good for him! I can think of no finer career than what he proposes....

319 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:06:51pm

re: #315 CapeCoddah
AND, I'm laying with my dogs!

320 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:07:15pm

re: #310 Occasional Reader

Oh, nice... rub it in, whydoncha?!

(I was recruited by colleges, but not the military. I guess they saw me as... gristle?)

Sorry. Ah feel yore pain. I always wanted that Playboy job...you know the one...the guy that brushes the beach sand off the models with a soft bristle brush between takes. Never got hired.

321 JammieWearingFool  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:07:17pm

AFP completely omits the fact this Chiroux was merely an Army photographer, and was stationed in Japan and Poland, among other places.

He's in bed with the Jesse MacBeth types.

[Link: jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com...]

322 Intrepid  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:07:29pm

re: #300 LoFlyer

OT cool video of the Swiss alps in a Hawker Hunter

Wow, that's a gorgeous vid. And another plus - we have some good aerial recon footage of their mountainous regions if the Swiss ever decide to get feisty with us. Those knives they make are awfully tricky and full of doo-dads.

323 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:07:32pm

re: #310 Occasional Reader

Oh, nice... rub it in, whydoncha?!

(I was recruited by colleges, but not the military. I guess they saw me as... gristle?)

I talked to an Army recruiter once. Once he got to know me a bit, he started offering alternatives to military service.

Some of you know me. You'll understand. ;)

324 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:07:48pm

re: #316 goddessoftheclassroom
Hopefully we'll get lucky and in 6 years will have killed most of them. I know with the state of the world now, that statement didn't do a lot for your piece of mind.

325 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:08:08pm
326 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:08:26pm

re: #316 goddessoftheclassroom

My Baby Lizard (aged 12) wants to go to the Naval Academy and become a Marine. He wants to be in an anti terrorist unit.

Annapolis is a beautiful campus. One of my brothers graduated from there. One of the best schools in the country.

327 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:08:32pm

re: #316 goddessoftheclassroom

My Baby Lizard (aged 12) wants to go to the Naval Academy and become a Marine. He wants to be in an anti terrorist unit.

More power to him, I say. I pity the scum that cross such a carefully-reared Lizard commando.

328 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:08:37pm

And now, the definition of "frustration":

Taking the Metro to see the Joint Services Open House (including the Blue Angels). Waiting for 45 minute in the security line you need to go through to get on the shuttle bus to take you from the Metro station to Andrews Air Force Base. Getting near the front of the line, realizing that they have full, airport-like security, and realizing that you have your favorite folding knife in your pocket. Realizing that you either have to ditch the knife, or get out of line, and then you'll miss the last shuttle bus. Reluctantly getting out of line, saying to yourself "well, I can go tomorrow". Later, seeing that they're forecasting thunderstorms for tomorrow.

:(

329 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:08:59pm

re: #319 CapeCoddah
Ah, but you are not a festering boil on the butt of hummanity like this chump and his supporters!

330 Intrepid  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:09:09pm

re: #304 Mich-again

Regarding making the claim of conscientious objector

He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

No one since Alvin York has a leg to stand on!

331 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:09:13pm

re: #324 pingjockey

Hopefully we'll get lucky and in 6 years will have killed most of them. I know with the state of the world now, that statement didn't do a lot for your piece of mind.

You're very kind. Funny enough, it's far enough away that I only feel pride, not worry.

332 NY Nana  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:09:40pm

re: #313 Occasional Reader

Yu shuld be in Irac! Call Jon Cary!

;)

333 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:09:41pm

re: #320 OldLineTexan

Sorry. Ah feel yore pain. I always wanted that Playboy job...you know the one...the guy that brushes the beach sand off the models with a soft bristle brush between takes. Never got hired.

Oh, I did that. But I wanted to be a Green Beret!

/

334 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:09:55pm

re: #325 ploome hineni

:)

that was my pun

/I leared from buzzsaw

Sorry, some things go right over the point on my head!

335 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:10:10pm

re: #313 Occasional Reader

Ok..... Who....Whom.... I stand corrected..... it might be the hick in me talkiing....

but that's alright.... I would MUCH rather be associated with the guys in IRAQ than the Jon Carry's of the world.....

336 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:10:34pm

re: #329 pingjockey
Thanks, I appreciate that! At least someone noticed, My 18 year old may disagree with you though...She thinks I have the IQ of a turnip...

337 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:10:54pm

Good night, dear lizards. Take care and sleep well.

338 Cowardkerry  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:12:17pm

20 years in ft Leavenworth sounds good enough for him.

339 Intrepid  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:12:17pm

re: #307 wanumba

Ahem. If this guy was so poor South HOW come he knows about filet mignon?
Why didn't he say, "I was just fried chicken to them." or "I was just biscuits and gravy to them" or "I was just pork rinds to them."
We should ask him, "And which wine with filet mignon?" and if he answers, "red," instead of "beer" we'll know he's a fraud.

How does he pronounce "filet mignon"? If it's "Fil-ett Mig-Non" then that's one thing, but if it's "Fil-lay Min-yon", then he's blew it.

340 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:12:32pm
341 DesertSage  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:12:32pm

I think Noam would have made a great military man.

342 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:13:06pm

re: #333 Occasional Reader

Oh, I did that. But I wanted to be a Green Beret!

/

Cold hands, eh?

/As a cute little big-eared child, I had some little tiger stripe fatigues he had made for me in Saigon, and my own beret with the ARVN tiger flash on it
//later I had a whole toolbelt of the finest sable brushes
///never used

343 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:13:09pm

re: #331 goddessoftheclassroom
Oh yes. I have 3 boys, 16, 14 and 8. The oldest isn't the military type. But the other 2 see all my stuff on the "I love me wall" and want to join. I have to tell them that stuff on the wall is just the high points. No pictures of cleaning bathrooms(heads), chipping paint, standing watch when its -20 or 120. Ya know, the "fun"stuff.

344 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:13:17pm

When evolution goes wrong....
'Snot a flatworm, it's a new jellyfish


A new jellyfish species has been discovered inside the seahorse exhibit at the Reef HQ aquarium in Townsville, in north Queensland.
....
The expert in marine stingers said she was delighted at the find, because it was unlike anything she had ever seen.

The jellyfish, of the family Coeloplana, has its mouth on its underside and its anus wrapped around its brain.

It looks more like a flatworm than a jellyfish, and moves by gliding along the seagrass.

Dr Gershwin said the species was an evolutionary "dead end".

"It's lost the ability to sting, it's lost the ability to swim, it's not a very good jellyfish, as far as jellyfish go," she told AAP.

345 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:13:55pm

re: #328 Occasional Reader

And now, the definition of "frustration":

Taking the Metro to see the Joint Services Open House (including the Blue Angels). Waiting for 45 minute in the security line you need to go through to get on the shuttle bus to take you from the Metro station to Andrews Air Force Base. Getting near the front of the line, realizing that they have full, airport-like security, and realizing that you have your favorite folding knife in your pocket. Realizing that you either have to ditch the knife, or get out of line, and then you'll miss the last shuttle bus. Reluctantly getting out of line, saying to yourself "well, I can go tomorrow". Later, seeing that they're forecasting thunderstorms for tomorrow.

:(

I know what you mean! A pocket knife is classified as a "dangerous weapon" by the government of wimps that run security nowadays. I hate having to pack my multi-tool in my luggage when I fly. At least my employer will let me carry it in the jail and courthouse. Couldn't do my job without it....

346 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:14:08pm

re: #336 CapeCoddah
Hire a teenager now, while they know EVERYTHING!

347 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:14:08pm

re: #339 Intrepid

even a hayseed like my own seff knows it's "he's blown it" rather than "he's blew it".

Please.... we have standards hear....

348 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:14:27pm

re: #340 ploome hineni

Vietnamese/french food is fabulous

one of the most sophisticated and delicious cusines

I still think of a hijiki salad I had at a Vietnamese restaurant on Sunset Blvd

If you're in NYC check out Le Colonial. (But try to make someone else pay for it!)

349 jaunte  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:14:38pm

"has its mouth on its underside and its anus wrapped around its brain."

threadfodder!

350 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:14:53pm

re: #340 ploome hineni

I agree.

Very good.

An adventurous palate can be fun and surprisingly rewarding.

351 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:14:58pm
352 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:15:18pm

As I pondered this thread, I realized there is a condition under which I would refuse an order.
And that is if the US tried to invade Israel, as it currently is, not as a Palestinian state, or similar.
I can see that happening under Obama, (he did have an advisor who proposed it years ago), but not under McCain, or even Hillary.
Because G-d's law is supreme, not secular law.
But I would be willing to face the consequences for my decision, or resign if possible.

353 DesertSage  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:15:26pm

re: #344 Killgore Trout

The jellyfish, of the family Coeloplana, has its mouth on its underside and its anus wrapped around its brain.

Sounds like a Kos Kiddie.

354 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:15:42pm

re: #344 Killgore Trout


has its mouth on its underside and its anus wrapped around its brain.

Wow! Just like [fill in blank].

355 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:16:08pm

Lots of interesting things in that article:

Is former Sgt. Goldsmith the Jon Carry of the future?

Former army sergeant Kristofer Goldsmith told a half-dozen US lawmakers and scores of people who packed into a small hearing room of "lawless murders, looting and the abuse of countless Iraqis."


Is this sort of "self medicating" legal?

Goldsmith said he had "self-medicated" for several months to treat the wounds of the war.
Another soldier told AFP he had to boost his dosage of medication to treat anxiety and social agoraphobia -- two of many lingering mental wounds he carries since his deployments in Iraq -- before testifying.


If they have the figures, why haven't they listed the exact number?

Chiroux is one of thousands of US soldiers who have deserted since the Iraq war began in 2003, according to figures issued last year by the US army.


If they have the figures, why didn't they list the exact number?

No editorial comment at all in this next sentence, is there?

A group of veterans sitting in the hearing room gazed blankly as their comrades' testimonies shattered the official version that the US effort in Iraq is succeeding.


And former Capt Montalvan - did he list examples, names, dates, any specific information at all?

Luis Montalvan, a former army captain, accused high-ranking US officers of numerous failures in Iraq, including turning a blind eye to massive fraud on the part of US contractors.

What's so very frightening to me is that so many people do not seem to be able to read a story like this one and question what was LEFT OUT of the story. They simply take it all at face value.

356 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:16:08pm

re: #349 jaunte

"has its mouth on its underside and its anus wrapped around its brain."

threadfodder!

I am thinking rotating headline....

357 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:16:28pm

re: #339 Intrepid
You KNOW he had to have said fee-lay min-nion. It was AFP. They would have winced so bad their pens would have scratched through three sheets of notepad.

358 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:16:53pm

re: #344 Killgore Trout

Great googly-moogly. Its anus is wrapped around its brain?

What's the species? Jellyfishicus Democratus?

359 WriterMom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:16:57pm

re: #354 Occasional Reader

Isn't it past your bed time, boychik?

360 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:17:00pm

re: #321 JammieWearingFool

AFP completely omits the fact this Chiroux was merely an Army photographer


Sorry Jammie - but there is no 'merely' anything in the Army. They all go thru the same basic training, and their MOS falls by the wayside if called upon to perform in another capacity.

361 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:17:11pm

re: #344 Killgore Trout
It isn't a jelly fish, its a donk! Anus wrapped around its brain!

362 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:17:33pm

re: #346 pingjockey
LOL, Believe me, my husband and I never realized how much we dont know until she points out our idiocy to us on a regular basis..we are not sure how we survived this long without her sage advice. Most recently, she gave us advice on dealing with a car salesman with the new car. I am grateful that she was there. She got us a great deal, 7 year loan at 37%!//

363 Racer X  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:17:35pm

re: #344 Killgore Trout

A spineless shit-for-brains that talks crap with no real ability to inflict pain?

Lefty? Is that you?

364 WriterMom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:18:13pm

re: #358 OldLineTexan

I cannot believe you just quoted Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. That beast was psycho.

365 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:18:35pm

John Cleese and Eric Idle predicted this.....
Parrot Fossil 55 Million Years Old Discovered In Scandinavia

The Scandinavian connection makes links to Monty Python’s notoriously demised bird irresistible, but the parallels go further. The famous sketch revolves around establishing that a bird purchased by John Cleese is a dead parrot, and in dealing with these fossils, palaeontologists were faced with the same problem.

As Dr David Waterhouse, lead author of the paper, explains: “Obviously, we are dealing with a bird that is bereft of life, but the tricky bit is establishing that it was a parrot. As with many fragile bird fossils, it is a wonder that anything remains at all, and all that remains of this early Danish parrot is a single upper wing bone (humerus). But, this small bone contains characteristic features that show that it is clearly from a member of the parrot family, about the size of a Yellow-crested Cockatoo.”

Pining for the fjords for 55 million years.

366 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:18:37pm

re: #344 Killgore Trout

When evolution goes wrong....
'Snot a flatworm, it's a new jellyfish
The jellyfish, of the family Coeloplana, has its mouth on its underside and its anus wrapped around its brain.

Well, we know who the jellyfish would vote for if it were in America.
Let's see - a jellyfish, and its anus wrapped around its brain.
Sounds like the new symbol for the Democrats, doesn't it?

367 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:18:39pm

re: #352 Kosh's Shadow

There is a difference between a revolutionary and an idiot. You are not an idiot.

368 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:18:48pm

re: #357 wanumba

You KNOW he had to have said fee-lay min-nion. It was AFP. They would have winced so bad their pens would have scratched through three sheets of notepad.

You know, that is exactly how I pronounce it! Glad he didn't use the word escargot instead!

369 Killgore Trout  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:19:08pm

re: #358 OldLineTexan

What's the species? Jellyfishicus Democratus?


Spineless!

370 solomonpanting  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:19:15pm

re: #344 Killgore Trout

The jellyfish, of the family Coeloplana, has its mouth on its underside and its anus wrapped around its brain....
Dr Gershwin said the species was an evolutionary "dead end".

family Coeloplana--AKA Democraticus modernas

371 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:19:39pm

re: #365 Killgore Trout

“Obviously, we are dealing with a bird that is bereft of life, but the tricky bit is establishing that it was a parrot. As with many fragile bird fossils, it is a wonder that anything remains at all, and all that remains of this early Danish parrot is a single upper wing bone (humerus). But, this small bone contains characteristic features that show that it is clearly from a member of the parrot family, about the size of a Yellow-crested Cockatoo.”

Sounds like lutefisk.

372 WriterMom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:19:47pm

re: #351 ploome hineni

ewwwwwwwwwwww

373 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:19:59pm

re: #364 WriterMom

I cannot believe you just quoted Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. That beast was psycho.

I can't believe I did it either.

/Mainly because I haven't the foggiest idea of who that is...

374 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:20:03pm

re: #364 WriterMom

I cannot believe you just quoted Maggie and the Ferocious Beast. That beast was psycho.

Nope. Wife is visiting Undisclosed Home Country of Origin, so I can stay up as late as I want! Nyyyaaaah!

375 Mich-again  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:20:44pm

re: #344 Killgore Trout

The jellyfish, of the family Coeloplana, has its mouth on its underside and its anus wrapped around its brain.

I dub thee the moonbat jellyfish.

376 secretasianman  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:20:50pm

"Chiroux joined the US army straight out of high school nearly six years ago, and worked his way up from private to sergeant..."

So he enlisted in 2002, when we were in Afghanistan, watched the invasion of Iraq in 2003, and THEN he re-enlisted in 2006 during the height of our problems in Iraq?

That's like that Watada guy who, if memory serves, went to OCS after the invasion of Iraq and then decided that he didn't like that war either.

377 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:21:39pm

re: #376 secretasianman

I love your nic :)

378 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:22:03pm

re: #362 CapeCoddah
Mwahaha! I never get tired of hearing how this that and the other thing are screwed up. However, he came dangerously close to having an eye dotted the other nite. Came in spouting obamarama/liberal/leftist talking points as if it was history. Then started talking about Iraq and the mideast. Oops, dad has done 5 tours over there starting in 1980.

379 Sharmuta  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:22:13pm

re: #176 DesertSage

This photo is pretty cool though.

Blasphemy!

/Killgore dropped the ball

380 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:23:16pm

re: #339 Intrepid

How does he pronounce "filet mignon"? If it's "Fil-ett Mig-Non" then that's one thing, but if it's "Fil-lay Min-yon", then he's blew it.

The guy's got a French last name. I'm "afeerd" he just may be from Louisiana where I'm from. And if he is, he won't say "fil-ett mig-non"

381 LoFlyer  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:23:36pm

re: #377 mama winger

I love your nic :)

Secret agent

382 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:24:01pm

re: #379 Sharmuta

Blasphemy!

/Killgore dropped the ball

Dude, she's married to Jesus. Nice leg, but I don't need that level of jealous husband, ya know?

383 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:24:09pm

re: #381 LoFlyer

Way cool. :)

384 WriterMom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:24:17pm

re: #373 OldLineTexan

"Great googly moogly". That was the beast's tag line.

Unless I am officially senile.

385 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:24:24pm

re: #376 secretasianman

"Chiroux joined the US army straight out of high school nearly six years ago, and worked his way up from private to sergeant..."

So he enlisted in 2002, when we were in Afghanistan, watched the invasion of Iraq in 2003, and THEN he re-enlisted in 2006 during the height of our problems in Iraq?

That's like that Watada guy who, if memory serves, went to OCS after the invasion of Iraq and then decided that he didn't like that war either.

I wanna' know how much Soros is paying Chiroux.

386 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:24:30pm

Ehren Watada... the complete shithead

[Link: images.google.com...]

387 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:25:13pm

He's probably got a girl back home and she doesn't want him to go. So they cooked up this.

388 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:25:15pm

re: #384 WriterMom
Nope. The 8 yr used to watch it when he was younger.

389 Syrah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:25:18pm
390 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:25:21pm

re: #384 WriterMom

"Great googly moogly". That was the beast's tag line.

Unless I am officially senile.

What beast? From what thing are you quoting?

391 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:25:48pm

re: #378 pingjockey
He is lucky you did not stuff him under the couch. He probably got it from a teacher in school, and if it was my kid, I would go to the principal and raise hell. I have done it, and gotten my point across. No teacher in a public school should be allowed to espouse on politics, the same way they are forbidden from a religious discussion. Some things are not appropriate to the classroom, with all that brain mush in there.

392 WriterMom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:25:53pm

re: #374 Occasional Reader

My kids are asleep and husband is watching Israeli soccer. I am FREE. YAYAYAYAYYAAY

393 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:26:21pm

re: #391 CapeCoddah

No teacher in a public school should be allowed to espouse on politics,

Happens every day.

394 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:26:24pm

re: #384 WriterMom

"Great googly moogly". That was the beast's tag line.

Unless I am officially senile.

Ah. I stole it elsewhere, I guess. ;)

395 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:26:30pm

re: #365 Killgore Trout

John Cleese and Eric Idle predicted this.....
Parrot Fossil 55 Million Years Old Discovered In Scandinavia
Pining for the fjords for 55 million years.


Time to review what exactly the downsides of global warming are? Cockatoos in Scandinavia?
Maybe it was some partial humanoid's house pet cockatoo. Which would of course require central heating. And glass windows.

396 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:26:40pm

re: #167 NJDhockeyfan

Hey, did you know having a military background makes you too dangerous for the presidency?

Really...Tom Harkin says so...


Progressive!

Fuck you, Tom Harkin!

397 Mich-again  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:26:51pm

re: #368 LoFlyer

Before we were wed, my wife and I went on a double-date with a buddy of mine and his Girlfriend. And when this girl was ordering dinner, she asked the waitress if the "fill-it mig-non" was chicken or fish. We still joke about that.

398 PETN Sandwich  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:27:12pm
He served in Afghanistan, Germany, Japan, and the Philippines and was due to be deployed next month in Iraq.

WTF? I know DA Civilians who have been to Iraq for three tours and this soldier hadn't been once...

399 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:28:02pm

re: #391 CapeCoddah
Haven't been able to find out who, what ,when, where, or why. But I will. Normally we don't have this idiocy here in eastern Wa. State. This side of the Cascades is totally Red. More churches than watering holes, etc... Surprised the shit out of me.

400 Noam Sayin'  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:28:24pm

re: #341 DesertSage

I think Noam would have made a great military man.

I had some issues with authority back then, and I really liked to go "off-book" on pretty much everything I did. As I understand the military, that's not what they're looking for.

401 WriterMom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:29:30pm

re: #390 Occasional Reader

There was this incredibly disturbing cartoon where a little girl named Maggie had a 'friend' who was a Ferocious Beast, and he sounded quite, ahem...effeminate..and he was always exclaiming Great Googly Moogly...I always switched the channel when it came on.

402 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:30:52pm

re: #401 WriterMom

There was this incredibly disturbing cartoon where a little girl named Maggie had a 'friend' who was a Ferocious Beast, and he sounded quite, ahem...effeminate..and he was always exclaiming Great Googly Moogly...I always switched the channel when it came on.

I have not been exposed to that level of evil since I last had Tubby Tustard.

403 WriterMom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:33:18pm

re: #402 OldLineTexan

You have to wonder who comes up with this stuff, this vile crap supposedly for kids. Mind you it's just stupid, not evil kid stuff like Farfur & Company.

404 the_vig  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:34:04pm

This has gotten me thinking about how good of a job our military has done in Iraq when looked at through the lens of history. To anyone that says the US has done a poor job with this campaign all I have to say is watch the 1st half-hour or Saving Private Ryan. Can anyone say that the D-day invasion was a good battle? The amount of people that died on that day just to get on shore was amazing. It drives me nutz when I hear people lament the dropping of the Atomic bomb in Japan. The estimates where to loose 1 million soldiers in the assault of Japan. This is the kind of crap that proportional war would lead to. War is not a game. I am really worried about the wars that an Obama Presidency would lead us into. Do you think he will be able to resist the pressure to do something about Darfur? Sending our soldiers into combat with a lawyer attached to their hip. Of course I can't vote against him or the UN might declare me a racist. Luckily I'm not voting this time.

405 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:34:26pm

re: #393 mama winger
No kidding, Mama, but it burns my ass. It should be ILLEGAL, and grounds for immediate termination. I did not send my kiddies to school for indoctrination and revisionist history. I actually majored in history, because I found it so fascinating, just for shits and giggles. Never did anything with the degree, 'cept re-instruct my own kids after they got home from school. I will never forget the day my oldest, who was 12 at the time, came home and told me that Christopher Columbus was a murderer who practiced genocide and a rapist. When I confronted her teacher, she said that Columbus is now considered a mass murderer beacuse of the disease that his party brought to the Indians inadvertantly, and they MUST have raped and pillaged.
I have asked other kids, not my own, "Tell me about Columbus" for the last 10 years. I get the same disturbing response. Ask any 13 year old what they know about Columbus, but take a seat before they answer you...

406 pingjockey  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:34:50pm

Nite all. As for cartoons, got the youngest box set of looney tunes. Better than the crap now.

407 Occasional Reader  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:34:55pm

re: #402 OldLineTexan

I have not been exposed to that level of evil since I last had Tubby Tustard.

Tubby Tustard? What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports...?

408 Macker  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:35:42pm

re: #404 the_vig

Is that because you aren't old enough?

409 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:36:08pm

re: #397 Mich-again
One of my daughters genius friends from Off Cape asked me if clams bite. Hubby and I ask each other that every time we have clams...

410 WriterMom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:36:25pm

re: #405 CapeCoddah

Horrendous.

411 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:36:40pm

re: #407 Occasional Reader

Tubby Tustard? What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports...?

If you never sat through an episode of Teletubbies, consider yourself thrice-blessed.

/I also survived Barney

412 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:37:19pm

If I want a croissant from the local Southern Dunkin Donuts crew, I have to say crow- sant. If I pull a crwa-son on them, I'll go hungry. Monsieur Chiroux and his filet mignon my butt.
He could have said, "I was like bifteck to them."

*steak

413 the_vig  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:37:53pm

re: #408 Macker

Nope, McCain hasn't earned my vote.

414 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:38:00pm

re: #399 pingjockey
LOL, Good luck, but if it is a teacher, they need to stand in the corner. One thing I never put up with was the schools trampling on our parental rights. They used to hide when they saw me coming.

415 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:38:10pm

re: #405 CapeCoddah

Good grief!

It's close to $12,000.00/yr. now but, I'd whore myself on the street in order to pay for The Kid's private school tuition before I put him back in public school.

416 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:38:17pm

re: #405 CapeCoddah

I will never forget the day my oldest, who was 12 at the time, came home and told me that Christopher Columbus was a murderer who practiced genocide and a rapist.

My daughter, who goes to a private school that costs me more than state university tuition, came home with the same baloney. I nearly passed out.

417 lostlakehiker  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:38:22pm

Instead of all this drama, wouldn't it be simplest to deploy him to the fighting in Afghanistan? He's OK with that war.

Right?

If he's deluded but wants to be honorable, that ought to work.

418 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:39:09pm

re: #409 CapeCoddah

One of my daughters genius friends from Off Cape asked me if clams bite. Hubby and I ask each other that every time we have clams...

Do they?

419 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:39:57pm

Does our Southern poor boy white trash, chew?

420 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:40:18pm

re: #417 lostlakehiker

Instead of all this drama, wouldn't it be simplest to deploy him to the fighting in Afghanistan? He's OK with that war.

Right?

If he's deluded but wants to be honorable, that ought to work.

Soldiers do not get to pick their assignments. This is not like deciding which college you want to attend. You go where they say you go.

421 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:41:32pm

re: #415 MandyManners

Looking back, I don't know how we did it - putting two kids thru Christian school. If I had to eat ramen noodles everyday for the rest of my life, I would do it all again.

422 donna quixote  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:41:58pm

If the guy was the Forest Gump of his town how did he figure out that the war was illegal?

423 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:42:18pm

re: #415 MandyManners

Good grief!

It's close to $12,000.00/yr. now but, I'd whore myself on the street in order to pay for The Kid's private school tuition before I put him back in public school.

Mandy - I suggest you check what he's learning - my daughter is in a private school also - but came home saying "Columbus wasn't a good guy". So check - it - out.

Now, there's no doubt that explorers brought diseases to which the natives had no immunity - but how does that translate into being a bad guy? Particularly when this exploration was going on at a time when there wasn't that much known about how diseases were transmitted or occurred.

424 Intrepid  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:42:28pm

re: #347 WindHorse

even a hayseed like my own seff knows it's "he's blown it" rather than "he's blew it".

Please.... we have standards hear....

Hee. My hayseediness has reached a new low. Hep meh, somebody!

425 rightwinger3  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:43:03pm

re: #417 lostlakehiker

Instead of all this drama, wouldn't it be simplest to deploy him to the fighting in Afghanistan? He's OK with that war.

Right?

If he's deluded but wants to be honorable, that ought to work.

That's sort of like asking him if he wants to burn shitters or go on libo isn't it? Hell no, go to Iraq with your unit or go to the brig...

426 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:43:05pm

This guy knew exactly what was required of him. He didn't have to re-up.

427 kevinmumaw  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:43:06pm

re: #398 PETN Sandwich

Is it just me or does he look a 46 year old child molester? I'd some respect for him (not much) if he just told the truth. He is opposed to Iraq because it threatens his personal safety. Nothing more. Just say "I am a coward and don't want to go." Instead he adds lies to cowardice, along with that "Grease" haircut, and he is the worst sort of American out there. Nothing ever came out when he was sitting safe and sound in Japan and Germany. I am as shocked as you are...

428 formercorpsman  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:43:07pm
Matthis Chiroux is the kind of young American US military recruiters love.
“I was from a poor, white family from the south, and I did badly in school,” the now 24-year-old told AFP.

“I was ‘filet mignon’ for recruiters. They started phoning me when I was in 10th grade,” or around 16 years old, he added.

Chiroux joined the US army straight out of high school nearly six years ago, and worked his way up from private to sergeant.

He served in Afghanistan, Germany, Japan, and the Philippines and was due to be deployed next month in Iraq.

On Thursday, he refused to go, saying he considers Iraq an illegal war.


Something stinks to high hell with this.

First of all, I am not aware of too many poor white families from the south eating filet mignon, let alone using that phrase the way he did. No offense to poor whites from the south, but IIRC, Denny's does not serve it.

The very fact he re-enlisted during the time of the conflict, just tells me he has some help from external sources. This is specifically because it would have been stressed to him, especially as a SGT, this be almost guaranteed.

In addition, he is throwing the canard of stereotyping what the military looks for. Last time I was called upon, yes, there was enthusiasm, but do know they were not singling out the degenerates.

What the military needs to do, and they have the absolute right, is investigate this fool.

See if he has been in contact with anyone, any group that is a no-no while serving as a member of the armed forces.

This is spelled out explicitly in his contract with the military.

He right now is violating the terms of his enlistment, and he needs his ass tuned up.

He is fucking with his unit's morale, and setting the worst example for the junior enlisted.

429 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:43:40pm

re: #415 MandyManners
All that proves is that you are a great mom who loves her kids, Mandy! My hubby just un-retired so we can pay for our 2 yr old granddaughters PRIVATE education.

430 Mich-again  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:43:54pm

re: #409 CapeCoddah

One of my daughters genius friends from Off Cape asked me if clams bite. Hubby and I ask each other that every time we have clams...

Well, do they?

/

431 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:44:04pm

re: #421 mama winger

Looking back, I don't know how we did it - putting two kids thru Christian school. If I had to eat ramen noodles everyday for the rest of my life, I would do it all again.

Being a parent is more than kissing boo-boos and wiping snotty noses.

432 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:44:21pm

re: #418 MandyManners
LOL, Smartass

433 OldLineTexan  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:44:34pm

re: #422 donna quixote

If the guy was the Forest Gump of his town how did he figure out that the war was illegal?

IMO, Forrest was a modernization of Parsifal, the Holy Fool. He had a pure heart, and acted out of innocence and faith.

This guy had his brain hijacked by extremists, and has made a very poor decision. I doubt his intentions are pure.

434 reine.de.tout  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:44:51pm

re: #428 formercorpsman

Something stinks to high hell with this.

I'm a not-rich southerner, and I agree with everything you said in that comment.

435 WindHorse  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:45:00pm

re: #424 Intrepid

No sweatski... I got chu coverd.... bro....

436 mama winger  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:45:10pm

re: #423 reine.de.tout

I made it a point at the beginning of each school year to read m y kids' textbooks. Every night at the dinner table they had to tell what they learned in school that day, and either defend it or give arguments against it. Critical thinking begins at home.

437 wanumba  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:45:25pm

re: #368 LoFlyer

You know, that is exactly how I pronounce it! Glad he didn't use the word escargot instead!


Just doesn't have quite the kick, "I was like escargots to the military recruiters ..."

438 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:45:28pm

re: #415 MandyManners

Good grief!

It's close to $12,000.00/yr. now but, I'd whore myself on the street in order to pay for The Kid's private school tuition before I put him back in public school.

The rabbi where I attended services today said he was becoming a one-issue voter - and wanted vouchers.
Lizards agree?

439 Mich-again  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:46:03pm

re: #419 wanumba

Does our Southern poor boy white trash, chew?

I don't know about him, but I got a dip going and a cooler full of Budweiser.

440 CapeCoddah  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:46:07pm

re: #416 reine.de.tout

Private school too? Jeeze... Now what? Christ, Harvard did not even espouse that when I was there.

441 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:46:11pm

re: #423 reine.de.tout

Mandy - I suggest you check what he's learning - my daughter is in a private school also - but came home saying "Columbus wasn't a good guy". So check - it - out.

Now, there's no doubt that explorers brought diseases to which the natives had no immunity - but how does that translate into being a bad guy? Particularly when this exploration was going on at a time when there wasn't that much known about how diseases were transmitted or occurred.

He goes to a conservative Christian school that is unabashedly patriotic.

442 MandyManners  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:46:31pm

re: #426 mama winger

This guy knew exactly what was required of him. He didn't have to re-up.

Why did he?!

443 WriterMom  Sat, May 17, 2008 8:46:37pm

re: #421 mama winger

All the WriterKids in Jewish day schools. Public schools here anyway are festering shitholes of leftism and moral relativism.