HE'S PINING FOR THE FJORDS!

This is a problem, how?

Oh, dear, I hope nothing unpleasant has happened to him.

/

What’s become of Adam G.?

/enjoying his raisins

Maybe his "buddies" from Al Qaeda took him out.

Is it wrong of me to hope he's dead and enjoying the pleasures of the finer parts of Hell?

Working on the next two decades of audio tapes.

I think there are 72 virgin goats that can tell us where he is.

For instance, if, say, a Hellfire missile had, I dunno, detonated a metal-augmented charge in dear Adam's close proximity... I mean, that would be so, so unfortunate.

/

This much can definitively be said: there has been a palpable decline in the efforts of As-Sahab to provide English-language translations since the January airstrike in Mir Ali.

"Weez only had one Engleesh speaking terrorist, and theys kheeeeled him!"

Did not Adam G become nothing more than JDAM pancake (or is that waffle?) some time ago now?

I thought he was vaporized during a strike in Pakistan some months ago. Or was it just a dream?

Working on a new video with Osama?

Hopefully he's enjoying one of his virgins.

re: #11 Silhouette

"Weez only had one Engleesh speaking terrorist, and theys kheeeeled him!"

They should get some of the Palis who are working on the Obama Campaign to fill in for him as temps

He's worm food. Piss be upon him. Fucktard.

Q. What color were Adam Gadahn's eyes?
A. He had blew eyes. One blew this way, one blew that way.

Q. How do we know Adam Gadahn had dandruff?
A. They found his Head & Shoulders on the mountain side.

re: #13 Ziggy

I thought he was vaporized during a strike in Pakistan some months ago. Or was it just a dream?

Not confirmed.

Possible VP candidate for Barak if he's still breathing?

SILENCE! I Keel you!

re: #19 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Not confirmed.

well, at least we have something to look forward to.

The last thing that went through Adam's mind.....
His ass.

Maybe he has been spread thin. Hopefully over several acres in Pakistan.

So, Adam, in the event that you are still out there (alive, kicking, and reading this message), please do drop a line and let us know what has become of you!

Why do I predict the following release:

"I am the Adam, coming from the living in America. I was growing there all of my life, and am native speaker of the English. I reject the land of my birthing."

There are three choices as to Adam's whereabouts:
1. A fine pink mist on the side of a Waziristan boulder.
2. Pushing up poppies in the Afghanistan countryside.
3. Serving his third month of his 159,327-year sentence as Satan's assistant cabana boy.

To be honest, I'm fine with any of the three.

Maybe he fell into the madhi's well.

So if Adam G. was killed in January, he translated a few videos of the dead Bin-Laden before then and now they've run out of the videos he's translated. They probably didn't show subtitles in the most recent video because they knew if it was analyzed that they'd discover it was translated by a different person. They sound a little paranoid if you ask me.

re: #7 Iron Fist

Is it wrong of me to hope he's dead and enjoying the pleasures of the finer parts of Hell?

Uh....no.

I thought Adam was promoted to be Osama's house boy months ago.

And I shudder - shudder! - to think of the probable ill effects on poor Adam's health and well-being if he had been subjected to something like this.

re: #12 Honorary Yooper

Did not Adam G become nothing more than JDAM pancake (or is that waffle?) some time ago now?

I though Rachel Corrie had the monopoly on the pancake theme.

Here's hoping Adam is on the brown side and not the green side.

Oh don't be so sentimental. Things explode every day.

re: #28 bosforus

They sound a little paranoid if you ask me.

Ya think?!

re: #31 Occasional Reader

And I shudder - shudder! - to think of the probable ill effects on poor Adam's health and well-being if he had been subjected to something like this.

I'd like to see that in slow-motion.

No, you guys are on the wrong track: he's in love. I won't speculate with which tall, dreamy terrorist leader, but you're free to draw your own conclusions.

I imagine that at this very moment he's making yet another in a long line of "mix tapes" for a very special OBL (with the B looking suspiciously like a heart). Tainted love, wicky scratch pow, tainted love...

re: #32 livefreeor die

I though Rachel Corrie had the monopoly on the pancake theme.

Maybe he's a waffle.

Adam the Californian kid believed in direct talks with no preconditions.

Adam Gadahn's representatives in Congress, Senators Barbara Boxer & Senator Dianne Feinstein, and House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi would probably defend this person's right to speak directly with America's non-supporters.

re: #31 Occasional Reader

And I shudder - shudder! - to think of the probable ill effects on poor Adam's health and well-being if he had been subjected to something like this.

As long as none of it strikes you, the sound of falling metal has an odd beauty.
/ BTDT

Infidel technology - it's a real bitch!

I wonder just how effective a terrorist that stinking tub of lard is? How dangerous is he really with his lisp and girlish fists?

Gadahn has demonstrated a past penchant for making grandiose public appearances on 9/11, triumphantly gloating over Al-Qaida's latest "victories" over its enemies.

He will make his presentation to Satan this year. I hope he suffered.

re: #40 buzzsawmonkey

Adam Gadahn has opened a small Italian restaurant in Afghanistan.

It's a nice little Traittoria.

I also hear he's opened an Ameritrade account, and become a Day Traitor.

re: #18 Alouette

Don't forget:

Q: Whats the last thing that went through Adam's mind when he died?
A: His asshole!

re: #2 The Other Les

This is a problem, how?

Al Sahab's english translations suffer terribly. They now claim that they're so ronery.

re: #40 buzzsawmonkey

Adam Gadahn has opened a small Italian restaurant in Afghanistan.

It's a nice little Traittoria.

Where you can get bombed.

Adam may be in hell playing the tiger game with Arafat.

"The officer monitoring his microphones connected me live with the bedroom, and the squawling almost broke my eardrums. Arafat was roaring like a tiger, and his lover yelping like a hyena."

re: #28 bosforus

they need to be paranoid, US intel does analyze their material for clues

I was wondering - can you still be fertilizer in the desert?

re: #38 MandyManners

Maybe he's a waffle.

Okay, as long he stays out of St. Pancake's territory.

Maybe someone will now do a pathetic one man show about him and then complain when no one wants to see it.

No more lectures.

re: #1 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

HE'S PINING FOR THE FJORDS!

He's become an ex-traitor.

re: #47 lawhawk

Al Sahab's english translations suffer terribly. They now claim that they're so ronery.

But we're all supposed to learn Arabic and bang our heads on the ground in worship of Stan. Allah.

re: #52 livefreeor die

Okay, as long he stays out of St. Pancake's territory.

Maybe someone will now do a pathetic one man show about him and then complain when no one wants to see it.

BHO's gig after McCain hands him his head in November?

re: #49 onslow

Adam may be in hell playing the tiger game with Arafat.

"The officer monitoring his microphones connected me live with the bedroom, and the squawling almost broke my eardrums. Arafat was roaring like a tiger, and his lover yelping like a hyena."

There's some imagery I needed right before lunch time.

Calm Down everyone....I found Adam.

If its Okay, I am posting his picture.

Adam G.

re: #44 maddogg

Maybe, like a notable associate, he's discovered that "Paradise is Overrated".

Did Adam Gadahn go looking for tech support jobs in some foreign call center, and end up in Waziristan? He seemed awfully bitter & clinging to religion at the end.

I noticed the link above to an article by Vincent Bugliosi about trying Bush for murder. I can't believe it. I've had such deep admiration for the man ever since reading his account of the Manson prosecution, as well as his analysis of the case against O.J. Simpson. He's the last person I would have expected to promote an absurdity like this.

BDS...it's like a contagious disease, striking down the best of us.

re: #28 bosforus

So if Adam G. was killed in January, he translated a few videos of the dead Bin-Laden before then and now they've run out of the videos he's translated. They probably didn't show subtitles in the most recent video because they knew if it was analyzed that they'd discover it was translated by a different person. They sound a little paranoid if you ask me.

I'd be a wee bit paranoid too if all my fellow minions were being turned into dead jihadis by the infidels.

Someone may have violated his Constitution right to a jury trial.

Maybe he went out for a burger.

re: #57 livefreeor die

There's some imagery I needed right before lunch time.

I already had lunch.

re: #10 Occasional Reader It would? Oh, uh, yeah it sure would!

Baaaaaaaahhh humbug. Maybe he finally went totally native, and now speaks only goat.

Breaking news! Adam Gahdan has sequestered himself at a Madrassa some where in remote pakistan, there he will undergo intense training to become the new Pastor at Trinity United Church of Christ. When questioned about their new Pastor, church officials said they were looking for Someone a little less "Divisive", went on the say that Adam was their first choice!

re: #63 Kilroy

Someone may have violated his Constitution right to a jury trial.

Rotating title nomination.

re: #65 The Other Les

I already had lunch.

Did it include waffles or pancakes?

re: #37 brent

No, you guys are on the wrong track: he's in love. I won't speculate with which tall, dreamy terrorist leader, but you're free to draw your own conclusions.blockquote>

OK....Here is my conclusion

Another One Bites the Dust

The Counterterrorism blog sure makes a great circumstantial case for Adam being deader than a doornail.
It is most likely true.

re: #32 livefreeor die

I though Rachel Corrie had the monopoly on the pancake theme.

OK then, Adam Gaddan gets the scrambled eggs theme.

#25 Silhouette

LOL, very good

re: #70 livefreeor die

Did it include waffles or pancakes?

mac and cheese.

Well y'all it's been grand, but I gotta go do chores and then LUNCH!
I hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

re: #43 NoSubmission

I wonder just how effective a terrorist that stinking tub of lard is? How dangerous is he really with his lisp and girlish fists?

You beat me to it. There's just something about a lisped threat that doesn't inspire any fear. More of a desire to slap the little bitch across the face and watch him run home to his goat pasture to cry.

Gah! Another terrible, terrible thought! What if poor, dear Adam found himself on the wrong end of a Barrett M107? Wouldn't that be just awful?

re: #62 lawhawk

I'd be a wee bit paranoid too if all my fellow minions were being turned into dead jihadis by the infidels.

They need to just chill out a little bit. Maybe call in their vacation time and spend a few weeks somewhere nice. I here Cuba's nice this time of year.

re: #63 Kilroy

Someone may have violated his Constitution right to a jury trial.

How so?

Charles, haven't you heard, Adam G. has become part of the Ethersphere; Perhaps that was the Atmosphere! He's missed. His videos were so funny and occasionally helped by being on target, so to speak!

re: #37 brent

But that famous buttfuck Arafat was definitively declared dead a while ago. [The Romanians got him on tape to use as blackmail if they had to. They also supplied him with boys from their local orphanages and shot that footage as well.] But perhaps they are busy doing to prostate massage in paradise.

Please do not interpret this as a slur on gays. Personally I could care less what somebody does behind closed doors as long as they all go in of their own free will, come out under their own power with a smile on their faces and it does not involve children or animals. However, I find the hypocrisy on the part of Islam toward gays as amazing, especially when some of their more important leaders are gay.

Or perhaps, as my grandfather liked to say, "he went out to shit, and the hogs ate him."

re: #83 jcm

How so?

Trial is supposed to preceed execution.

Isn't he an Obama staffer now?

"You can't win. If you strike me down, I'll become more powerful than you can....AIIIIEEEE! Incoming! Run away. Run aw-"

re: #88 BGB!

Isn't he an Obama staffer now?

In spirit only.....

re: #86 Occasional Reader

Or perhaps, as my grandfather liked to say, "he went out to shit, and the hogs ate him."

Are we cousins?

re: #86 Occasional Reader

Or perhaps, as my grandfather liked to say, "he went out to shit, and the hogs ate him."

You mean an A 10 wart hog?

If we ever find the bits-and-pieces of Adam Gadahn, they should be delivered to his parents in a doggy bag.

Well, laundry calleth. Have a great afternoon.

re: #87 itellu3times

Trial is supposed to preceed execution.

With enemy combatants?

re: #86 Occasional Reader

Or perhaps, as my grandfather liked to say, "he went out to shit, and the hogs ate him."

ROFLMAO!

re: #94 livefreeor die

Well, laundry calleth. Have a great afternoon.

Day-am. If it has acquired speech, it may be too late.

re: #95 jcm

With illegal enemy combatants?

Just to differentiate those who are entitled to Geneva Convention protections with those do are entitled to being lined up against a wall.

re: #95 jcm

With enemy combatants?

You watch out, or you'll lose your moonbat status!

re: #91 MandyManners

Are we cousins?

Does that sort of eloquence run in your family, too?

LUNCH!

KKK Exalted Cyclops endorses Obama.

/feel the Bonkey love

#98 - PIMF do = who

Wouldn't it be interesting to see him front and center at one of those beheading videos they've stopped showing.

re: #99 itellu3times

You watch out, or you'll lose your moonbat status!

Now you owe me a keyboard.
ROLF!

re: #80 buzzsawmonkey

"You're dethhhhhhpicable." --Daffy Duck

Remember when cartoonists were allowed to take on the bad guys?

re: #98 Athos

Just to differentiate those who are entitled to Geneva Convention protections with those do are entitled to being lined up against a wall.

Wearing the enemy's clothing and doing his translating for him puts you outside the pale. If you're found on a battlefield, you die. That simple.

For the last freakin' time:
The Geneva Conventions apply to UNIFORMED combatants of SIGNATORY nations, and provide protections to recognized non-combatants.
/ am I the only one who's read the damned things?

re: #93 Maximu§

If we ever find the bits-and-pieces of Adam Gadahn, they should be delivered to his parents in a doggy bag.

Why should his parents get more than the more than 1,000 families who have never gotten a single remain of their loved ones from Ground Zero? More than 1,000 families had nothing to bury. They had empty caskets. Not even a fingernail to bury. All because of the jihadis that Gadahn decided to join up with.

That's 1 Up-ding for Predator Drones!

Two less carbon footprints.

Translating all the seasons of Sex In The City into Farsi must be monopolizing his time.

}:)     [Next: Space Ghost from Coast to Coast ... Osama is a real Zorak fan ... ]

Ever go on Youtube and look at us blowing crap up? While it is sad, it is also awesome.

Maybe he was this guy.

Gosh this is sad news.

I'm reminded of that old movie clip of some daredevil fatty in goggles taking a canon ball to the stomach and getting all jiggly as he falls down...that had to be how Adam stopped the Hellfire missile.

Has anyone checked the Aden White Castle?

When you gotta have it, you gotta have it.

He's not missing. The Predator operator knew exactly where to find him.

Found it...my intelligence sources report that here is a picture of the moment the Hellfire missile impacted poor Adam: (Viewer discretion is advised)

href="[Link: www.thehumanmarvels.com...] target="_blank">Hellfire missile hit

re: #115 jcbunga

Oof?

re: #31 Occasional Reader

And I shudder - shudder! - to think of the probable ill effects on poor Adam's health and well-being if he had been subjected to something like this.

Ooooh, that's gonna leave a mark!

hahahahahaha

After a rather sudden pressure wave and thermal shock the parts of him remaining were quiescent. No loss for humanity.

re: #45 Occasional Reader

I also hear he's opened an Ameritrade account, and become a Day Traitor.

And he works nights at Traitor Joe's. Selling halal meats.

Adam Ghadan vs. Predator drone. Predator won.

i guess he learned too late that playing w/terrorists can be hazardous to one's health.

re: #119 Cygnus

And he works nights at Traitor Joe's. Selling halal meats.

i heard he applied for a gay marriage license in san francisco and works weekends selling tofu.

Most likely in the back room jerking off while Internet porn is still available.

He's grazing in the moon god's garden with his 72 virgin goats.

Al-Qaeda claimed he was still alive; however, I'll believe it when I hear it from the traitor himself.

Personally, I think he ended up on the wrong end of a piece of ordnance.

And your point is?

Come on now. He's not missing. He's with Obama Osama, of course...(i.e.; dead)

re: #106 American Soldier

Wearing the enemy's clothing and doing his translating for him puts you outside the pale. If you're found on a battlefield, you die. That simple.

For the last freakin' time:
The Geneva Conventions apply to UNIFORMED combatants of SIGNATORY nations, and provide protections to recognized non-combatants.
/ am I the only one who's read the damned things?

Ya' know, I've just got to pile on with this one.

I am SICK (group fill-in "and tired") of people applying rules/laws that don't have jurisdiction over us while simultaneously extending the protection of rules/laws that they are not entitled to enjoy.

Anybody caught, out of an official combatant uniform, or in the uniform of a branch of the U.S. Armed forces, engaging U.S. troops under combat conditions, is already legally dead; it's just a matter of recording the time and place.

A jihadi named Adam G.
Is apparently on the Q.T.
The result of his urgin's
To hook up with virgins?
Guess we'll just have to wait and see.

I hope he didn't splatter too hard on the wall - tough to clean off when you sell the house...

i've always liked *this* jihadi video.......

If she is going to actively campaign, then she is "in the arena." I haven't seen the video, but doesn't attack her views and words with regard to politics? That was my understanding.

Doesn't it attack her view with regard to politics? Sorry for ypo above.

I hope ol' Adam saw there were no virgins before he expired.

re: #111 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Maybe he was this guy.

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

Boom. Boom. Out go the lights.

I almost, ALMOST, feel sorry for this guy. He is just so stupid and mushy/doughy and how he tries to have an Arab accent is just so sad and pathetic. But then I think of the evil him and his fellow muj do and while I wish this dumbfuck would have his eyes opened, if that can't happen then I hope the US military served his ass justice!

AdamG worm food?

#126 Big Wabbit 5/19/08 12:54:05 pm

er... were you talking to me?

Redc1c4, thanks for the link. =)

How about an AdamG's deal photoshop challenge? I'll make one if someone else does one.

-

warning: /rant mode ON

In Northern California I meet the occasional hard-left young hippy with a chip on his shoulder - nothing John Walker Lindh hardcore obviously, but I can't help but to think about the continuum and where these guys fall / fell... ...and whether they parents EVER disciplined them.

Kid down the street - 20s, lives with parents... has had multiple run-ins with the law, including an episode where he ran off with a shotgun and had about a dozen police and a chopper hovering over our otherwise peaceful neighborhood.

Ready for it? Turns out the dad is a professional child therapist. The whole family has the "CO-Exist" (Israel/Palestine) and "Worst" (George W) bumper stickers... and the best part?

They have a UNITED NATIONS flag on their house.

What ... the... FUCK?

This to me is the cesspool that ferments turds like Johnny Walker. Mindless robots who want a single world government and for everyone to just hold hands and get along. They probably raise their children on the same foundation and look where its getting them.

/rant OFF

An Elite California Environmentalist turned traitor? Who'd have ever thought it? Guess we'll have to depend on those hillbillies and "racist" soldiers from places like Indiana, W. Virginia and Kentucky to save western civilization. A president named Hussein, oh dear God, I mean allah, help us.

"All your base belong to us (U.S.)"

re: #34 DaChew
Am I the only one who understood that obscure Monty Python reference ?

He's become another Obama campaign volunteer no doubt - too many to keep track of though so no reflection on the candidate...