Except for death porn.

Oppression!

Then I guess, they won't even be able too read the Koran then online, eh?

Who needs porn when you have gosts?

[/Mohammedan]

Jocelyn Elders might have hit the nail on the head.

Maybe of those guys would masturbate once in a while they would calm down a bit and stop blowing up pizza parlours and buses.

When the average age of Gaza is 15.7 years, and mostly male....

Right

Oh no. What will the Rabbit and Bee do?

So what? They're going to block out 90% of the internet? Good luck with that.

re: #1 zombie

Except for death porn.

In Hamastan, that's called performance art.

Not like the decadent West.

Things that make you go hmmmmmm.....Now I wonder why they would ever do something like this?

Islamist group Hamas has told the main Palestinian telecoms company to block access to pornographic Internet sites in the Gaza Strip, a Hamas government official said on Monday.

Good luck with that.

It's nigh on impossible to actually successfully block all porn sites.

I predict a workaround in about two minutes.

re: #4 Iron Fist,

goats

PIMF.

re: #4 Iron Fist

Who needs porn when you have gosts?

[/Mohammedan]

Whats a gost?

Well, I won't be visiting THERE to surf for porn, then.

Really? But the internet is for porn!

(avenue q)

The IDF should start airdrops of Hustlers.

Vote Obama!

/get your porn back

re: #16 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Really? But the internet is for porn!

(avenue q)

Wait -- there's a non-porn part of the Internet?

Learn something new every day!

No more porn?

But I wanna be freeeee

re: #19 zombie

Wait -- there's a non-porn part of the Internet?

Learn something new every day!

Thats just a dirty rumor

re: #12 zombie

I predict a workaround in about two minutes.

Is that like a reacharound?

re: #19 zombie,

They have filters in San Francisco to filter out the non-porn part of the internet. People might read it, and get the wrong Idea.

The Ten Commandments of Hamas:

1. Kill Joos
2. Kill Joos
3. Kill Joos
4. Kill Joos
5. Kill Joos
6. Kill Joos
7. Kill Joos
8. Kill Joos
9. Kill Joos
10. Be discreet when practicing beastiality. Beat your wife behind closed doors. Kill your sister if she dishonors your family by being seen with a man who is not her father or brother. And don't forget to blame the Joos for your pathetic, backwards excuse of a society.

re: #16 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Really? But the internet is for porn!

(avenue q)

I've got the song to prove it

Hmm.

I'm wondering if those in Gaza who are opposed to this might be termed "Porn-Again Muslims?"

Kos Kidz show Tennessee what "class" means:

[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

And we all know how freaky about pron those Muslim men are (when they're out of their communities, at least) - gross. Can't wait to see what happens.

OT: Are there any Aussie Lizards around here? I'm worried because I was planning a trip there, and an Aussie on another board said that Australians hate Americans because we are all "loud, arrogant, and obnoxious" - I want to know if that's true? Do I need to pretend to be Canadian when I go?

I take it then, there is no Gaza equivalent of the Folsom Street Fair.

Search engines are going to love this thread.

/hello Pakistan!

Why would they need filters at all?

Devout Muslims would never ever look at porn

/

re: #27 Charles

That's disturbing.

There is no joy in Mudville
There is no porn in Gaza

PAGING BUZZSAWMONKEY!

re: #19 zombie

Wait -- there's a non-porn part of the Internet?

Learn something new every day!

Just grab your d**k
And Double Click!
For porn porn porn!

So, all the other problems in Gaza have been resolved, that we're now down to eliminating smut?

Funny. Very funny. I guess Hamas has solved the infrastructure problems - no more sewage in the streets. Power that is uninterrrupted by terrorist attacks on fuel depots?

They're throwing all their energies in to getting rid of pron in Gaza. But the jihadi glorification videos are widely available.

Somehow "No porn without representation" doesn't have quite the ring as a good slogan for a nascent political movement. "Porn for all" perhaps. But I don't think many men will willingly come forward to admit their use.

Muslims are taught the self-discipline of lusting for 72 virgins

there'll me a new black market for old 8mm's i suspect!

re: #27 Charles

Kos Kidz show Tennessee what "class" means:

[Link:

As if the place wasn't ready to explode already.

re: #27 Charles

Kos Kidz show Tennessee what "class" means:

[Link:

Quick! Burn the camel pics!

re: #5 Shug

Jocelyn Elders might have hit the nail on the head.

Maybe of those guys would masturbate once in a while they would calm down a bit and stop blowing up pizza parlours and buses.

That's what they masturbate over. Islamic porn=head chopping videos; busses getting blown up; planes crashing into buildings.
Of course, Hamas allows that.

re: #34 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

HA! BEAT YA!

re: #1 zombie

Except for death porn.

Oh yeah...dinged ya. Nice opener.

re: #7 NoSubmission

Oh no. What will the Rabbit and Bee do?

That's speciesist (sic). /

re: #27 Charles

Kos Kidz show Tennessee what "class" means:

[Link:

Isn't the Middle East the highest trafficker of gay porn? I have read that somewhere.

Hamas is opposed to all forms of pornography--particularly the worst form of pornography, Israeli girls in bikinis.

Hopefully, if it increase their rage, they will turn it on their Hamas keepers who took away their fun.

Mohammed (Prefers Boys Unless Hairy) would be proud.

Islam teaches modesty--particularly C4 explosives packed with nails.

re: #48 Abu Boo Boo

Hamas is opposed to all forms of pornography--particularly the worst form of pornography, Israeli girls in bikinis.

Time for Girls of the IDF

re: #43 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Yep...was looking for some Bruddah Iz for Charles for the downstairs. Found a new one, just beautiful.

Here da Iz, let a little sweetness in here.

re: #17 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

The IDF should start airdrops of Hustlers.

Hack Hamas' site to put pornographic images on it, so they have to block their own site.

re: #27 Charles

Kos Kidz show Tennessee what "class" means:

[Link:

They are probably more into death porn, anyway.

Well, I guess it's back to basics then.

Looks like it's no more Jenin Jameson for you!

Get your raisin porn here!

re: #48 Abu Boo Boo

"...particularly the worst form of pornography, Israeli girls in bikinis."

Viewing those Israeli girls has got to lead to some weird conflicted thoughts among those Hamas Orcs.

re: #27 Charles

ah geez.

From the article:

Attacks against video stores and Internet cafes have increased over the past two years. Some of the attacks had been claimed by radical Muslim groups who say such places run contrary to Islamic values.

Other Muslim countries such as Iran, Syria, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia also control access to some political, social and pornographic websites.

Key word: Control access

Oh Please. Haniyeh and his thugs will watch whatever the hell they want to watch. You think any of this applies to them?

re: #48 Abu Boo Boo

Hamas is opposed to all forms of pornography--particularly the worst form of pornography, Israeli girls in bikinis.

They prefer Israelis (and all Jews) in death shrouds.

re: #57 Watcher

"dit in doat!"

Old joke punchline. If you haven't heard the joke, your far better off than I.

The Arab world could use a little porn and a little booze...

re: #52 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

"Time for Girls of the IDF"

They can occupy my territory any time they want.

'If it's true that a picture's worth a thousand words, then here's hoping that my photoplay will be thought-provoking ....'
// One Citizen, Daily Kos.

. It's always the same excuse when the left wants to publish racial garbage.

National Lampoon's 72 Virgins

re: #48 Abu Boo Boo

Hamas is opposed to all forms of pornography--particularly the worst form of pornography, Israeli girls in bikinis.

Booga booga!

re: #27 Charles

Kos Kidz show Tennessee what "class" means:

[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

Wow, they've already hit the bottom of the barrel and he hasn't even gotten the nomination yet.

They're not going to simply place the race card -- they're going to play the entire race deck.

re: #60 crown_of_feathers

"...particularly the worst form of pornography, Israeli girls in bikinis."

Viewing those Israeli girls has got to lead to some weird conflicted thoughts among those Hamas Orcs.

I'm sure you've heard the PA complaint that the IDF uses female soldiers standing on tanks to lure Palestinian fighters to their deaths.

#263 Pyrocles 5/19/08 11:16:33 am reply quote report 0

Heh, the new thread is blocked by my office's Sonicwall firewall due to the word "Porn"...

/you just knew that was going to happen

re: #27 Charles,

They don't even see the irony of protraying Republicans as Klansmen and cheering that Kleagle Robert C. Byrd endorsed Obama in the same post. And this is the vocal wing of the Democratic Party.

Scary.

re: #69 lawhawk

If you don't ban the porn how are you going to have enough virgins to go around?

re: #47 ChefJeff

Isn't the Middle East the highest trafficker of gay porn? I have read that somewhere.

For all the macho posturing I found Arab males to be remarkably feminine in their actual behavior. They routinely kiss on greeting. They hold hands much more than any western society male would consider comfortable. There is strong innuendo of acceptable homosexuality before marriage. The society does everything possible to prevent normal relations with females especially during adolescents and young adulthood.

I do believe their proportion of homosexuals would be statistically equivalent to a global proportion but their cultural conditions trend to feminine behaviour.

/This is an opinion formed by observation only. Somebody may have relevant studies/statistics. Zombie?

re: #31 Shug

re: #31 Shug

Why would they need filters at all?

Devout Muslims would never ever look at porn

/

...Actually porno DVD's are huge in most Muslim countries. I recently saw a documentary about Iraq. The camera crew went through one of those dusty city markets. Table after table of porn DVD's everywhere you looked. Most of them looked like burned copies. Allah would not be happy.

/wonders if Shia and Sunnis are allowed to watch each others pornos

re: #75 TN_Vol

If you don't ban the porn how are you going to have enough virgins to go around?

Affirmative honor killing program.

re: #27 Charles

Hamas outlaws porn and DailyKos immeadiatly takes up the slack with their own graphic brownsugar S&M rape fantasy.

What a great excuse to ''ban'' any darn website Hamas wanted to ban.
Are they going to be aided by the Hezb'allah phone system that tells the terror group everyone phoned by everyone?

Just going to guess here: Hamas is blocking porn sites because the vast majority of the equipment involved has been altered in a significant way that makes Islam look not very enticing to young males.

To whit: There are far too many circumcised penises having most of the fun out there and if you are a young Muslim male, you're going to notice that.

My understanding is that half the web searches in Gaza are for "hot Israeli sluts" or some such.

I'm not joking.

re: #27 Charles

Kos Kidz show Tennessee what "class" means:

[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

$10 says they don't see the irony in the fact that one of the most prominent clansmen was Senator Robert Byrd (D).

re: #81 DaChew

Just going to guess here: Hamas is blocking porn sites because the vast majority of the equipment involved has been altered in a significant way that makes Islam look not very enticing to young males.

To whit: There are far too many circumcised penises having most of the fun out there and if you are a young Muslim male, you're going to notice that.

Uh. . . . .
Muslims are circumsized.

re: #64 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I haven't. Should I ask what it means?

why would there even be a need to block porn from gaza? all muslims are pious and religiously pure and instinctively reject halal infidel concepts such as porn websites...

i don't get it.

Glad to see the Koslings mentioned David Duke, that pinnacle of Republican thought.

Whoops. . .

I meant "circumcised"

Circumsized is a word describing the members of elephants at the circus!

btw - that poster would make an awesome t-shirt... just sayin'...

GAZA (Reuters) - Islamist group Hamas has told the main Palestinian telecoms company to block access to pornographic Internet sites in the Gaza Strip, a Hamas government official said on Monday.

Aye, banning porn seems to suggest it exists, which we all know isn't true in the Muslim world. This would be like Iran hanging homosexuals, which is impossible because there are no homosexuals in Iran.

re: #85 Watcher

Horny boy (speech impediment) with a goat pulling a wagon, pulls up beside a little girl, says, "Dit in Dirl." she gets in he says "Do it Dirl?" She says "No!", he says "Dit out Dirl!"
After several tries with different girls, they all say "No", the boys says...

Punchline.

what?

even the notorious "Beurettes Rebelles"

re: #27 Charles

Kos Kidz show Tennessee what "class" means:

[Link:

re: #84 looking closely

OK then, guess number two is: They noticed that Ron Jeremy is in 80% of all porn and figured that if a guy that hairy could get the chicks all the young Muslim males would think they could too.

re: #58 Sizzlack

Looks like it's no more Jenin Jameson for you!

Or Abu Devine.

re: #27 Charles

This could use a thread of its own.

re: #96 Creeping Eruption

got one. c'mon upstairs.

re: #96 Creeping Eruption

PIMF. Maybe I should pay attention next time.

It figurers! They want it all for themselves.

well, not porn with women- they are only banning their favorite- the ones with goats, sheep and camels

I just had a horrifying thought: What if, as an unexpected externality of enforcing this, power consumption drops in Hamastan? Will the Greens here start to oppose porn? (Or at least non-gay porn?) This truly is a threat to our way of life.

How 'bout a Gaza Strip Club?

re: #102 HBob

How 'bout a Gaza Strip Club?

Featuring full facial and ankle nudity

but it's BYOB

Bring your own bomb

re: #27 Charles

Kos Kidz show Tennessee what "class" means:

[Link: www.dailykos.com...]

They've got plenty of class. Too bad it's all third.

Will this apply to tomato/cucumber porn?

There are a few fundamentalist christian cults who would support such measures here.

Yeah, sure, but you can bet they haven't blocked access to the Cub Scout Jamboree website, or the lurid details about animal husbandry on the USDA website.

Just like police in the U.S. get the best drugs and fireworks, Hamas will now control the best porn in Gaza. Porn will have to be smuggled in from Egypt through tunnels or otherwise. Another example of Hamas trying to take advantage of poor Palestinians in Gaza.

slamist group Hamas has told the main Palestinian telecoms company to block access to pornographic Internet sites

Yep, worry about porn, but not about terror, murder, subjugation, backwardness, incivility, democracy, or truth.

A pathetic and sad society that only survives because of foreign aid.

re: #33 Occasional Reader

There is no joy in Mudville
There is no porn in Gaza

PAGING BUZZSAWMONKEY!

Oh, somewhere in this heap of sand the sun is shining bright
Women are ululating 'neath their burkhas dark as night
While listlessly the men lean on their weapons, all forlorn
For there is no joy in Gaza now Hamas has banished porn.

Heh. If you thought Gaza was a powder keg before this...

Yeah, riiiight. There was a Dilbert comic that addressed this topic. Dilbert designed a nanny filter to block naughty content and boasted about it to Dogbert. Of course, Dogbert mocked him by asking Dilbert if he thought his technological solution was stronger than the combined force of millions of teenage males' hormones. Talk about making a rock so big that nobody can lift it, and then trying to lift it yourself. Sucks for the women in Gaza now...oh wait...it will just suck *worse*. Oh well. Maybe blueballs will make the terrorists ERRRRR insurgents AAAAAH resistance fighters easier for the IDF to spot. And won't they splatter nicely when the IDF shoots them. *out*

Given what has been written and alledged about Arafat's proclivities, one would hope this would include gay porn sites.

After all, if there are increased incidents of H.I.V. transmission Israel's "Peace Partner" Abbas will put the arm on the U.S. government for U.S. taxpayers to foot the bill for medical care and drugs.

Anything for "peace".

Paraphrased from a T.V. show:

If you were to take all the porn off of the internet, there would only be one website left. It would only have one statement, in big, flashing red letters: PLEASE BRING BACK THE PORN!

Think there has been a mistranslation...they're banning "Poon," not porn. Which in the case of the Hami-Pali's could be a good thing.

But this is Hamas banning porn, just have to get it at the social services desk of Hizbullah instead. Is that wise?

**sad music**

There is a part of the world that is bereft of joy.
Look into the blank looks on these children's faces.
That empty star