Let this be a moby free area

Thanks Charles.

Trolls and mobies are sick creatures ...

a kennedy comment love fest free zone

we needed this

Finally, a little relief.

re: #1 song_and_dance_man

Let this be a moby free area

In honor of the pod of Mobys from the previous thread:

Greenfootball-land Whale Fisheries

In the year of two thousand and ought eight
And of May the twentieth day,
We hoisted our colors to the top of the mast
And for Greenfootball-land sailed away, brave boys,
And for Greenfootball-land sailed away.

The lookout in the crosstrees stood
With spyglass in his hand;
There's a whale, there's a whale,
'Tis a moby, he cried
And she blows at every span, brave boys
She blows at every span.

The captain stood on the quarter deck,
The ice was in his eye;
Overhaul, overhaul! let your jibsheets fall,
And you'll put your boats to sea, brave boys
And you'll put your boats to sea.

Stinky's harpoon struck and the line played out,
With a single flourish of his tail,
His post was deleted, his account was blocked,
And we no more saw that whale, brave boys,
And we no more saw that whale.

The losing of that moby poster,
Did not grieve the captain sore,
But deletion of the posts quoting him
Now it grieved him ten times more, brave boys
Now it grieved him ten times more.

Oh Greenfootball-land is a lively land
That rejects the rude and obscene
Where all attitude's given wide latitude
But the moby's seldom seen, brave boys
But the moby's seldom seen.

re: #4 Atweber

a kennedy comment love fest free zone

long live Teddy! How's that work for ya'?

Does ANYONE know what happened to the 30,000-signature global warming revelation at the national press club yesterday?

It seems to be completely missing from their website and I can't find an article anywhere.

Postponed? Cancelled? Buried?

Was really looking forward to it...

Let's leave Moby out of this.

Prayers for TK.

That said, lets get some sanity back in the Senate!

'Nuff bout that...

Any early news re: oregon or kentucky? Any lizards voting today (in an operation chaos sort of way :)

After the explosion of trolls, mobies (mobys?), and other assorted idiots on the Ted Kennedy thread, methinks the lizard army has some pent-up frustration to unload.

/Or at least, I hope it's frustration...

I just posted this spin off.
Trevose man charged with Boeing helicopter vandalism At the PhillyInquirer.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong but spray painting graffiti is "vandalism."
But isn't cutting internal wiring so that upwards of 30 American soldier die in a crashed Chinook helicopter a little more akin to "sabatage?"

Mobys everywhere
Stinky's on a coffee break
Where's that banning stick?

Can I mention here, the price of oil today?

Just came across this gem from Taranto at Wall Street Journal.
Basically ole' Pat is drawing water from Bruce Ramsey's well

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I so wish Pat Buchanan would stop being Catholic. I have so little desire to belong to anything he does

re: #16 itellu3times

Can I mention here, the price of oil today?

Are you an investor?

re: #14 mean Gene

Post linky again, plz. (it's okay.. this is an open thread)

re: #19 astronmr20

Post linky again, plz. (it's okay.. this is an open thread)

[Link: www.philly.com...]

But if the doctrine of Fast-Fish be pretty generally applicable, the kindred doctrine of Loose-Fish is still more widely so. That is internationally and universally applicable.

What was America in 1492 but a loose-fish, in which Columbus struck the Spanish standard by way of waifing it for his royal master and mistress? What was Poland to the Czar? What Greece to the Turk? What India to England? What at last will Mexico be to the United States? All Loose-Fish.

What are the Rights of Man and the Liberties of the World but Loose-Fish? What all men's minds and opinions but Loose-Fish? What is the principle of religious belief in them but a Loose-Fish? What to the ostentatious smuggling verbalists are the thoughts of thinkers but Loose-Fish? What is the great globe itself but a Loose-Fish? And what are you, reader, but a Loose-Fish and a Fast-Fish, too?

Melville rocks.

re: #4 Atweber

a kennedy comment love fest free zone

so does that mean we can bust on kennedy in this thread with out getting the boot? because i got jokes!

A song I wish Obama would listen to.
Your Racist Friend

Outrage of the Day,

California Proposes Porn Tax

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

re: #4 Atweber

leave it on the last thread

re: #7 buzzsawmonkey

Nice job Buzz.

39,
R

I ate all I wanted at lunch.

re: #27 Ojoe

I ate all I wanted at lunch.

Obamanation!

From the Art of War to the Artist of War

re: #24 Dirk Diggler

Hi DD, you got innernut access again?

re: #18 mean Gene

Are you an investor?

I dabble, but mostly this is about the economy, which in turn will bear (sic) heavily on the election this fall.

re: #20 mean Gene

[Link: www.philly.com...]

Yikes.

Moonbat? Disgrunteled douchebag?

re: #22 drewberto

so does that mean we can bust on kennedy in this thread with out getting the boot? because i got jokes!

Too soon!

The Kennedy thread is below,

re: #22 drewberto

so does that mean we can bust on kennedy in this thread with out getting the boot? because i got jokes!

Go right ahead, if you want to lose your account.

re: #24 Dirk Diggler

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

If the tax is high enough, it might discourage some behavior:

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take shake it anymore!

re: #22 drewberto

so does that mean we can bust on kennedy in this thread with out getting the boot? because i got jokes!

Give it about a week. At least.

re: #15 Shug

Mobys everywhere
Stinky's on a coffee break
Where's that banning stick?

you're not going with Brutus?

So... we're going to sue OPEC?

re: #20 mean Gene

[Link: www.philly.com...]

I guess the lefties are moving up from Hummers.

Ever heard of this band?

Andrew Jackson Jihad

...For those unfamilar, Andrew Jackson Jihad are a two man "folk-punk" group consisting of acoustic guitar and standup bass. Following the trend of the album title, their most recent full-length contained songs about the most strange, yet extremely interesting topics. Lyrics about death, racism and other sometimes untouchable things juxtaposed with jangling feel-good folk jams. As for Only God Can Judge Me, it just adds more points onto the band's already successful scoreboard.

The lyrics are just as abrasive and blatant; "Human Kittens" discusses the death of small animals as a metaphor and "Candle in the Wind" states "I want to eat red, red, meat / I want to feel it digesting inside of my tummy / I support animal testing / I'd kill a kitten to save a human being." At times it is uncomfortable to listen to, but at the same time it is difficult to stop. In contrast to People, God has more slower tempos all over. The middle of the eight-song set ("Guilt: the Song" and "Candle in the Wind") are much less frantic than the majority of People, with impressive results. AJJ show that they are not a one-trick pony in this way.

re: #38 Eowyn2

you're not going with Brutus?

I dunno.. I always saw Shug, and I think about Shug night, founder of Death Row records. I'd say he's man enough.

re: #24 Dirk Diggler

Outrage of the Day,

California Proposes Porn Tax

You're just nervous over the gthought of having to declare your porn.

re: #22 drewberto

telling cancer jokes to people who

1) have cancer
2) have survived cancer
3) have lost loved ones to cancer

Is so wrong on so many levels

Queestion for Techno-lizards:

Is there such a thing as a virtual TV remote control ?

re: #41 NJDhockeyfan

Just some fringe moonbats.

re: #26 Render

Nice; I didn't realize Queen did acoustic stuff.

re: #39 astronmr20

That sounds like a load of crap on many different levels. Ain't gonna happen and wouldn't work if it did.

1st Toastmaster Speach over and done! Yay

Why not sue OPEC? They'll have to lawyer up, and heaven knows our country has a lawyer surplus!

Lawyering and litigating was the Clinton approach to talking to our enemies. "See you in court" worked so well (NOT!)

re: #48 Killgore Trout

That sounds like a load of crap on many different levels. Ain't gonna happen and wouldn't work if it did.

My thoughts exactly.

Purely a political grandstanding move.

re: #45 ted

Queestion for Techno-lizards:

Is there such a thing as a virtual TV remote control ?

Back in the day they were called kids.

Don't have time to look, but has anyone linked to the DerSpiegel article Prager read from today, about German special forces in Afghanistan letting a 'big fish' Taliban get away because they didn't want an "unproportional" response?

re: #49 see bs

1st Toastmaster Speach over and done! Yay

* * *
Hope your speech was peachy.

re: #22 drewberto

so does that mean we can bust on kennedy in this thread with out getting the boot? because i got jokes!

I'm sure you'll be be watching LGF from the nickle bleachers if you proceed.

re: #52 song_and_dance_man

Back in the day they were called kids.

And they'd jump up and change that damned VHF knob, if they knew what was good for 'em.

re: #53 nikis-knight

it was linked here yesterday

Here, kitty, kitty:

Yassir Arracat

re: #52 song_and_dance_man

Back in the day they were called kids.

LOL!

re: #58 stuiec

Here, kitty, kitty:

Yassir Arracat

LOLCAT!

LOL!

re: #45 ted

You can get one with a programmable pad -- I think Sony makes one.

re: #56 astronmr20

We naver had a remote, my dad said, "The day I'm too lazy to tell my wife or kids to get up and change the channel..."

re: #56 astronmr20

And they'd jump up and change that damned VHF knob, if they knew what was good for 'em.

My favorite was the UHF knob - like tuning a radio.

re: #53 nikis-knight

Don't have time to look, but has anyone linked to the DerSpiegel article Prager read from today, about German special forces in Afghanistan letting a 'big fish' Taliban get away because they didn't want an "unproportional" response?

* * *
Could it be worse than the EU's leftist retread Javier Solana trying to bribe Iran with a new "enhanced" package of incentives to stop being world's leading exporter of splodeys against Americans?

Several lizards on previous thread discussed Iran-Venezuela commercial ties.

Tractor factory here.

I was going to buy one of the tractors and throw it into storage. It'll be worth a fortune to a collector in a hundred years or so... Kind of like a mint condition AMC Gremlin. I predict this 'company' outlives the 'Bolivarian Revolution' by 10 minutes or so...

re: #63 jamgarr

My favorite was the UHF knob - like tuning a radio.

Ours had no control paddle on the knob... you had to use pliers.

re: #24 Dirk Diggler

Outrage of the Day,

California Proposes Porn Tax

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

{DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK!}

re: #51 astronmr20

My thoughts exactly.

Purely a political grandstanding move.

yeah, and it's ironic to leave a LARGER supplier...Chavez..without so much as a word. Could it be that they didn't want to offend his friends in Hollywood while making the evil Bush look bad with his buddies the Saudis?hmmm?....

re: #44 Eowyn2

telling cancer jokes to people who

1) have cancer
2) have survived cancer
3) have lost loved ones to cancer

Is so wrong on so many levels

People who have cancer or have survived cancer can tell all the jokes they want to.

Writermom,

re: #24 Dirk Diggler

Hi DD, you got innernut access again?

I've doing a lot of SQL training off site.

OR,

You're just nervous over the gthought of having to declare your porn.

This country was founded on three things my friend: war, red meat, and the freedom from odious and oppressive taxes on Juggs magazine.

re: #52 song_and_dance_man

HAHHAHA

re: #22 drewberto

so does that mean we can bust on kennedy in this thread with out getting the boot? because i got jokes!

Gee, why not save them for the funeral? I'm sure the bereaved will be delighted at your sincere, heartfelt attempts to brighten their day.

/he's got a head on him like a rabbit!

re: #42 astronmr20

I dunno.. I always saw Shug, and I think about Shug night, founder of Death Row records. I'd say he's man enough.

I think of Shug from "the Color Purple"

re: #52 song_and_dance_man

Back in the day they were called kids.

Tell me about it.

re: #24 Dirk Diggler

Outrage of the Day,

California Proposes Porn Tax

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

You mean the c--ks--kers in the California Legislature
want to tax c--ks--king?

How ironic.

re: #39 astronmr20

So... we're going to sue OPEC?

The idea that suing in court--whether it be foreign policy, domestic policy, disposition of terrorist hostiles, whatever-- is The Solution for Everything is deeply, deeply stupid.

It is also a carryover from the early-mid 'Sixties, when the Left was counting on the courts to override the rest of the government.

In my juridical opinion, a porn tax would be Barely Legal.

re: #73 Eowyn2

I think of Shug from "the Color Purple"

Forgot about that Shug.

But MY Shug held vanilla ice over a balcony by his ankles.

re: #44 Eowyn2

o please. i hate to break it to you but just about everybody on this earth has been touched by cancer. no ones got a monopoly on suffering.

re: #56 astronmr20

And they'd jump up and change that damned VHF knob, if they knew what was good for 'em.

When they became available we had one of those boxes with buttons with a long chord to change the channel

re: #58 stuiec

Here, kitty, kitty: