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Tue, May 27, 2008 at 3:41:22 am PDT

Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

Mark Twain

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1 blue_like_jazz  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:43:33am

ah, the beauty of an unsullied thread....

2 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:43:49am

Good Morning lurkers and all. Just watching the temperature drop here north of the border. Now a cool 46 degrees and strong winds. Got teased with summer yesterday.

3 Karridine  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:44:03am

That's how we create wealth, Mark...

4 CapeCoddah  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:44:09am

Morning All!

5 Karridine  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:44:47am

Today's luxury (a telephone) is tomorrow's necessity! (TWO phones, even...)

6 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:45:53am

re: #3 Karridine

Well he was a cynical and satirical writer. Good humour though. And a good thinker about the human condition.

7 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:46:24am

re: #3 Karridine

like books published by samuel clements?

8 goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:48:19am

re: #5 Karridine

Today's luxury (a telephone) is tomorrow's necessity! (TWO phones, even...)

cordless and cell!

9 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:48:32am

re: #7 yochanan

BTW thanks for the upding earlier. Still trying to figure out who JAL3 is.

/hate down dings with no reason.

10 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:49:21am

re: #8 goddessoftheclassroom

cordless and cell!

I just have a cell. No need for a home phone at all. :)

11 goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:50:05am

re: #9 BlueCanuck

I don't show my "ratings" for that very reason. I'm such a fragile petal!

12 Dekar  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:50:06am

Charles, what you doing up at four in the morning! What am i doing up as well....

13 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:53:49am

Obama's Memorial Day comments about some 'Fallen Heros" prove that his powers include seeing Dead People.
It was disrespectful to be so unprepared.
He got off of script & established that among other reasons he is too much of a twit to be the President.

14 goddessoftheclassroom  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:53:56am

Got to run for the last Tuesday of the school year--have a great day!

15 Karridine  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:54:11am

re: #8 goddessoftheclassroom

(Yo! Yochanan!)

Goddess, EX-actly! It seems like a clumsy, near-useless BLORCH when first sold to hobbyists (for example, a PC Personal Computer, green-screen and 4.77MHz CPU with 256KBytes of RAM and a 160K single-sided floppy disk for STORING work done in EasyCalc... or this new-fangled Lotus 123...

But we keep on creating wealth, and the jobby-do runs faster, remembers more, has more colors, saves to bigger disks that keep getting smaller (?) and reaches out like a dendrite to touch other users...

THATs Wealth Creation... and it AIN'T STOPPING anytime in the near future, Goddess!

16 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:54:18am

re: #12 Dekar

Don't know about you, but I think Charles is sleeping peacefully and letting the AutoThreader 5000™ do the job in the early A.M. :)

17 Karridine  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:56:51am

re: #16 BlueCanuck

Ding! Eggs Ackley, Canuck!

/or did Charles admit buying the "Acme Ded-Thredder 2000 & Ate""

18 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:59:48am

re: #16 BlueCanuck

CHARLES NEVER SLEEPS. The great Zionist overlord has ways of keeping himself awake for ages.

19 NR Pax  Tue, May 27, 2008 3:59:58am

Oh, I don't know. You guys remember the remarks about a million chimpanzees with a million typewriters? Charles has hamsters and they reproduce a lot more quickly.

20 Karridine  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:01:41am

re: #19 NR Pax

Ya, but can they TYPE?

21 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:02:03am

re: #19 NR Pax

Hmmm, thought the number was actually infinite. But as to your rest that might explain what happens when we get hiccups. The hamsters are busy reproducing. :)

22 NR Pax  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:04:27am

re: #20 Karridine

Ya, but can they TYPE?

It would explain the quality of most TV we have in the U.S.

23 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:08:13am

re: #22 NR Pax

Ahhh, remember when there were good shows on the tube? Now it's mostly the so-called "Reality" programs. *spit*

24 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:08:22am

This is DZLG-F, broadcasting your thread WAKE-UP CALL.

25 Dustyvet  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:08:31am

re: #22 NR Pax

I learned to type in the Army, one manual typewriter, one ream of paper, and one duce and half truck filled with carbon paper...:P

26 freetoken  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:09:53am

re: #20 Karridine

Ya, but can they TYPE?

Maybe not... but they can dance a little!

27 Tigger2005  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:10:46am
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.

— Mark Twain

I want my MTV!

28 P. Aaron  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:11:29am

Even in this early hour, the average LGF Lizard sounds more cogent than Obama at his best with a perfectly functioning teleprompter.

29 Raven1  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:12:01am

The day after Memorial Day is a fine opportunity to take a walk through the local cemetery and admire all the new flowers and flags. It is amazing to me to see graves over a hundred years old with newly planted flowers. There is alot of love on display in a cemetery the day after Memorial Day. Plus, there usually aren't many people there, so it can be a peaceful time for reflection.

30 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:12:05am

re: #27 Tigger2005

I want my MTV!

That ain't working, that's the way you do it...

31 Tigger2005  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:13:48am

re: #13 opnion

Obama's Memorial Day comments about some 'Fallen Heros" prove that his powers include seeing Dead People.
It was disrespectful to be so unprepared.
He got off of script & established that among other reasons he is too much of a twit to be the President.

I have a hard time believing there really were any vets in that audience.

32 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:16:06am

[Link: www.commentarymagazine.com...]

impressive piece, one of the reasons i like Joe Lieberman.

33 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:16:44am

re: #18 laZardo

CHARLES NEVER SLEEPS...he waits.

34 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:17:19am

re: #30 laZardo

That ain't working, that's the way you do it...

Or there's this one. :)

/don't mind me too much, just hit the silly hour.
//I CAN HAZ NAPPZ NOW?

35 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:17:32am

I gotta have dinner. Will be back after these words from our sponsors.

36 committed  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:17:34am

Good morning everyone!
I got up this morning and checked the news. And what do I see as the top headline on my MSM homepage?
Appeasement? Bush straddles line with Sudan. (Washington Post)
[Link: www.msn.com...]

I haven't had time to read it but my first thoughts were - What the hey? Did an Obamamite write this?

37 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:22:11am

send the U.N. into the Sudan

the goats are afraid very afraid the islmo fascists not so much.

38 Dustyvet  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:23:23am

Let's dance!


39 Wyatt Earp  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:25:08am

re: #25 Dustyvet

Does carbon paper give you carbon credits?

40 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:26:16am

re: #39 Wyatt Earp

carbon paper was the army equivalent of methane gas

41 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:26:34am

re: #23 BlueCanuck

Ahhh, remember when there were good shows on the tube? Now it's mostly the so-called "Reality" programs. *spit*

I watch the Discovery network type of reality show - Deadliest Catch, Ax Men, etc. History Network has one I've only partially seen, "America's Port", showing the work done at, I believe the Port of LA.

42 NR Pax  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:26:44am

re: #23 BlueCanuck

Ahhh, remember when there were good shows on the tube? Now it's mostly the so-called "Reality" programs. *spit*

There are still some gems on TV here and there but they are getting tougher to find. As for reality shows, I have a little story...

When I was in Boot Camp, the cast of "Real World" and "Road Rules" came by for one of their cross country challenges at Pendleton while my Platoon was there. I saw the episode later and it was a good thing they kept us separated from them; that amount of whining could have triggered some violent reactions from us.


re: #25 Dustyvet

I learned to type in the Army, one manual typewriter, one ream of paper, and one duce and half truck filled with carbon paper...:P

Uphill, both ways... -:-)

43 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:29:24am

re: #41 Kosh's Shadow

The reality shows you find on the discovery channel are actual reality. Almost documentary quailty. Nothing at all like the tripe found on the other channels like Survivor.

/I am so screwed now aren't I? :)

44 freetoken  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:29:31am

re: #38 Dustyvet

Hey, the lizards dance better than the woman...

45 Dustyvet  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:30:04am

Hi ho Silver...!


46 Wyatt Earp  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:31:03am

re: #40 yochanan

We still use it in the Philly P.D., believe it or not. And it always gets on my fingers, no matter how careful I am.

47 freetoken  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:32:19am

Something about our enlightened friends in the EU:

Women breach all-male Greek site


Four Moldovan women accidentally breached a ban dating back to 1060 when they were dropped off on the Greek monastic peninsula of Mount Athos.

They told police they had sailed from Turkey after paying $6,300 to two Ukrainian people smugglers, but were unaware they were breaking Greek law.

Women are banned from Mount Athos, home to 20 monasteries and considered Orthodox Christianity's spiritual home.
....
Under Greek law, breaching the ban can lead to a jail sentence.

Women - even many female domestic animals - have not been allowed on the mountain since a decree banning women was issued by Byzantine Emperor Constantine Monomachos in 1060

48 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:33:46am

re: #43 BlueCanuck

The reality shows you find on the discovery channel are actual reality. Almost documentary quailty. Nothing at all like the tripe found on the other channels like Survivor.

/I am so screwed now aren't I? :)

I know (about the quality). My wife and daughter watch "America's Next Top Model". You'd think seeing sexy women (although mostly too skinny) would be fun for a guy, but there is something about that show I cannot stand.

A while back PBS had some good ones, though. 1900 House, in which some people had to live like it was 1900. A couple of them broke the rules and bought shampoo. We don't realize what we have.
Manor House, in which people lived "Upstairs, Downstairs" - some were "nobility" and some were the staff.
And some American ones, like Colonial House and Frontier House. Amazing how people didn't realize how much work they were signing up for trying to make a farm work, especially in the days before mechanization. One couple on Frontier House divorced afterwards.

49 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:34:20am

McCain is offering to take Obama to Iraq with him.
I get why, you know if Barry is going to critique the effort , he should vist.
The problem is , Obama would then come back with cred, plenty of photos & he will not change his opnion.

50 freetoken  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:35:34am

Islamaphobia?

Australia Muslim school rejected

Authorities in an Australian town have rejected proposals to allow an Islamic school to be built there.

Councillors for Camden, a small town on the outskirts of Sydney, unanimously voted against the proposed school for 1200 pupils.

The councillors said they based their decision solely on planning grounds, citing an internal report about its environmental impact.

The proposed development had met with fierce local opposition.
[...]

51 NR Pax  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:37:51am

re: #50 freetoken

Islamaphobia?
The councillors said they based their decision solely on planning grounds, citing an internal report about its environmental impact.

You mean people haven't switched to more eco-friendly kinds of suicide vests yet?

/yeah, I'm going to Hell over that one.

52 Big_Iron  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:40:50am

It's 6:37 AM CDT, and Ted Kennedy is probably having his first scotch of the day. And, BTW, Mary Jo is still dead.
Would you sail with T.K.? Also, has anyone else noticed that the older he gets, the more like T.K. Willy Jeff Clinton looks?

53 Cap'n DOC  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:42:25am

re: #29 Raven1

Just remember that our CongressCritters gave us this Monday vacation thing, while the real Memorial Day does not occur until Friday.

54 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:44:08am

re: #50 freetoken

That was on BBC World just now. They interviewed a Residents' Association leader who said "regardless of religion or race, this community is too small to handle such a large influx of people."

/wait a few days for the accusations to fly in, the school's still gonna go up.

55 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:44:31am

re: #39 Wyatt Earp

WELCOME wyatt earp remember the lizard lounge rule HATCHLINGS BUY THE BEER

by the way nice blog.

56 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:44:45am

re: #51 NR Pax

Fertilizer bombs. Traditional TNT/C4 uses way too many harmful chemicals, man!

57 NR Pax  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:47:12am

re: #56 laZardo

And the fertilizer mixing with the body parts will help flowers grow over at our new community center.

Yep. Still going to hell. Now digging deeper...

58 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:48:38am

re: #57 NR Pax

I giggled, does that mean I am on the way as well?

59 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:50:40am

Morning all. 68 degrees in Chambodia as thunderstorms are a distinct possibility. That means I need to get out and cut the backyard fairly soon.

Got to spend Memorial Day watching the Braves and Cubs win and trading ghost stories with an old friend of my mother-in-law.

60 NR Pax  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:53:45am

Sure! I'll save a seat on the bus. Heck, they might even serve fruit cups on the way down.

61 BlueCanuck  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:54:10am

Well time to go. It's been fun tonight. See you all on the next dead thread.

62 tokyobk  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:55:20am

Am I the only one who thinks Hillary`s tailor does her a great disservice. She has this mid waddle-like contor that makes her look like Hillary Chaplin. Lady Thatcher looked like a strong woman, Hillary looks like a man with metabolic syndrome.

63 Marvo76  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:55:58am

Danica Patrick got gypped, Ryan Brisco was at fault, and deserves punishment....
Other than that hope everyone had a good weekend, now it's I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go!

64 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:56:16am

re: #61 BlueCanuck

Cheers, mate.

65 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 4:59:32am

Two people have dinged down this thread -- I didn't think there was sufficient content for a ding in either direction.

66 NR Pax  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:00:22am

re: #29 Raven1

The day after Memorial Day is a fine opportunity to take a walk through the local cemetery and admire all the new flowers and flags.

I went out to the American Legion yesterday morning to see the wreaths that had been put there the day before. My wife had performed as part of the band that played there and she felt a bit of grief when they read the names of the local teenagers that had died overseas.

And now it's time for me to make an attempt to get some work done. Wish me luck since we're all still recovering from the long weekend.

67 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:00:46am

re: #65 Lucius Septimius

"Studentpatriot" and "XWarzone."

Sound familiar to anyone here?

68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:03:33am

re: #67 laZardo

Who?

69 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:09:08am

re: #68 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The people who downding'd the thread. (click the ratings number up top)

70 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:11:21am

re: #69 laZardo

What I figured. Shouldn't someone be in a thread before dingin' it either way? "F" em if they can't take a joke.

71 Josephine  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:13:07am

"Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities."

Like laws enforcing traffic stops. They shouldn't be necessary but they are.

Good morning, folks. Just a drive-by hello as I get ready to leave for work.

This working full-time sure puts a cramp on my LGF time. Felicia is leaving the building. (Waving bye-bye to the lizards.)

72 Josephine  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:15:39am

re: #70 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

What I figured. Shouldn't someone be in a thread before dingin' it either way? "F" em if they can't take a joke.

I'll plus-up a post even if I don't have time to read the thread and or leave a comment. It's my way of giving positive feedback to the blog owner.

73 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:15:47am

Time to re-jumpstart this thread with THE HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN.

74 Miss Trixie  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:18:16am

&#9834 &#9836 Good morning, {lizards}! &#9836 &#9834

Got a nice toasty sesame bagel to nosh on and some fresh strawberries too.

:)

75 sparrowlake  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:19:54am
Olmert's Secret Small-Time Personal Cash Donations and Loans From U.S. Jewish Financier

American-Jewish businessman Morris Talansky told the Jerusalem District Court on Tuesday that he gave Prime Minister Ehud Olmert $150,000 out of his own pocket
SNIP
He specifically mentioned that he met the prime minister 10 times between 2002 and 2005, while Olmert was industry, trade and labor minister, and on each occasion, gave him envelopes of cash.
SNIP
Talansky said that as well as the money he gave Olmert out of his own pocket, he also raised money for him on behalf of various organizations, saying that much of the money was raised in New York "parlor meetings," where Olmert would address American donors who would then leave contributions on their chairs.
On another occasion he said Olmert asked for a $25,000 loan for a family vacation to Italy, a request Talansky agreed to.
SNIP
Notably, Talanksy said Olmert never paid back the loans. He recounted that he once asked for some of the money back. He said Olmert told him to go and speak to his son in New York, but that a payback never materialized.
SNIP
He said that the latest monetary request by Olmert was for $70,000. Talansky said although the request shocked him he agreed to give Olmert the money but decided it would be his last payment to the prime minister.

Maybe this is not technically illegal, but the optics stink to high heaven. Olmert is at the very least guilty of sucking scum, bottom-feeding, ugliness, greed and unabashedly begging for luxuries. Who will believe that there were really no strings attached to these payments? And who will believe that this is not just the tip of the iceberg?
BLECHHHHH!

76 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:20:47am

re: #19 NR Pax

Oh, I don't know. You guys remember the remarks about a million chimpanzees with a million typewriters?

Isn't that DailyKOS?

77 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:21:34am

re: #23 BlueCanuck

Ahhh, remember when there were good shows on the tube? Now it's mostly the so-called "Reality" programs. *spit*


[Link: img143.imageshack.us...]

78 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:21:42am

re: #31 Tigger2005

I have a hard time believing there really were any vets in that audience.


Lieutenent Kerry & his crew. You may not be aware of this, but Kerry was in Viet Nam. Seriously

79 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:21:55am

re: #76 JamesTKirk

ZING!

80 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:22:36am

re: #75 sparrowlake

Maybe this is not technically illegal, but the optics stink to high heaven. Olmert is at the very least guilty of sucking scum, bottom-feeding, ugliness, greed and unabashedly begging for luxuries. Who will believe that there were really no strings attached to these payments? And who will believe that this is not just the tip of the iceberg?
BLECHHHHH!

If Olmerde had actually been doing his job, and protecting the people of his country, I'd let this slide. But he's left the people of Sdrot suffering; screwed up the last Lebanon war; possibly let Hizballah take over Lebanon; and who knows what more.

If this is what it takes to get him out, then good. Unfortunately, the polls don't show someone who will do the job leading; they show Livni, also of the Kadima (appeasement) party.

81 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:27:20am

re: #71 Josephine

I like four-way stops -- they are these little Lockean moments where we renegotiate the social contract.

82 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:32:25am

re: #81 Lucius Septimius

I like four-way stops -- they are these little Lockean moments where we renegotiate the social contract.

That reminds me of my driving school many, many years ago.
He asked what we should do if 4 cars all arrived at a 4-way stop at the same time.
He didn't have an answer, but said "since you'll be driving in Massachusetts, just stop, and drive around it when it's over".
I guess nowadays, you should call 911 on your cell phone first.

83 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:32:56am
84 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:33:24am

Good morning Lizards...........

85 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:34:49am
86 freetoken  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:35:06am

As some of you may be aware, I often post oil/energy related links here...

Well, fortunately the Japanese share my concern about our future energy dilemmas... and have definitely made a breakthrough in the use of solar energy....

Photovoltaic-Powered Bra

87 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:36:22am

Re: one of the links I posted above on the Republicans in denial, the author makes a good point about the failure of "compassionate conservatism." It's fault was not that it was compassionate, but that it was not, insofar as it was simply another way of expanding the power of government to insert itself into every corner of our lives.

The communitarian philosophy that stood behind it, in its chosen philosophical foundations, was essentially no different from the "third way" claptrap of the Clintonistas. It rests on the assumption that society must be reorganized to serve the good of the collective, and that the good of the individual derives first and foremost from the good of the collective. As Hayek points out, there is all sorts of nastiness down that path. The state cannot know what is best for individuals, must less everyone, without reducing the individual to a mere cog in a machine. The whole idea is rooted in the Rousseauian/Hegelian distrust of the individual, the belief that the individual is a product of social forces and that "self interest" correctly understood is participation in the life of the whole.

Now the latter part has a nice, altruistic, virtuous ring to it, but on closer examination, "participation" almost invariably means "sacrifice," and both the form of and reason for the sacrifice are to be determined on the basis of the needs of "society" or "the community" (read "the state") rather than according to the beliefs and values of the individuals making the sacrifice.

All the pretty language and smiling faces of children cannot cover the essentially socialist -- and totalitarian -- underpinnings of "third way" and "communitarian" political doctrine. From the warm and fuzzies of "compassionate" anything in politics, it's only a hop-skip-and a jump to Cuba.

88 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:37:35am

re: #86 freetoken

As some of you may be aware, I often post oil/energy related links here...

Well, fortunately the Japanese share my concern about our future energy dilemmas... and have definitely made a breakthrough in the use of solar energy....

Photovoltaic-Powered Bra

So ... what exactly does the "Photovoltaic-Powered Bra" **do** with the power it generates? I wasn't aware that brassieres consumed that much electricity.

89 abolitionist  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:38:54am

re: #78 opnion

Lieutenent Kerry & his crew. You may not be aware of this, but Kerry was in Viet Nam. Seriously

He was in Nam, I'm convinced. It's the seriously part I doubt.

90 freetoken  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:40:00am

re: #88 JamesTKirk

Well, son, if you have to ask....

91 sparrowlake  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:40:16am

re: #88 JamesTKirk

So ... what exactly does the "Photovoltaic-Powered Bra" **do** with the power it generates? I wasn't aware that brassieres consumed that much electricity.

Global Positioning System?

92 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:40:49am

re: #88 JamesTKirk

I like this one -- has a sort of cute "kid friendly" aspect to it.

93 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:41:22am

re: #91 sparrowlake

re: #88 JamesTKirk
So ... what exactly does the "Photovoltaic-Powered Bra" **do** with the power it generates? I wasn't aware that brassieres consumed that much electricity.

Global Positioning System?

Electric shock against fingers/tentacles making unauthorized attempts to open it?

94 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:41:26am

re: #88 JamesTKirk

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!

95 freetoken  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:41:52am

re: #88 JamesTKirk

Seriously though, there is a little display area that lights up and which can show a text message.

So, what kind of text would be displayed, you might ask....


Oh.... how about....... instructions?

96 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:41:58am

re: #88 JamesTKirk

Maybe it's part of a recording system for producing your own Manga role-playing games ...

97 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:42:26am

re: #95 freetoken

The hook in the back is a human rights violation, IMHO.

98 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:42:32am

re: #92 Lucius Septimius

I like this one -- has a sort of cute "kid friendly" aspect to it.

This one is frowning at me.

99 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:43:12am

re: #98 JamesTKirk

Sort of a Salvador Dali touch ...

100 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:43:29am

re: #88 JamesTKirk

So ... what exactly does the "Photovoltaic-Powered Bra" **do** with the power it generates? I wasn't aware that brassieres consumed that much electricity.

Well Jim, they obviously energize the boobies.... You know, gives them that extra perky ness that makes them especially attractive.......... After all, who wants to look at un perky de-energized boobies?

101 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:43:36am

re: #98 JamesTKirk

This one is frowning at me.

What did you do to it, I'd like to know, to elicit that response?

102 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:43:55am

re: #99 Lucius Septimius

Sort of a Salvador Dali touch ...

Or Rocky Horror.

Which means that you can't really be sure what's underneath those undies...

103 freetoken  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:44:32am

re: #92 Lucius Septimius

Hey, I figured somebody would discover all the rest of the photos there... yes the avant-garde lingerie show certainly would be worth a quick visit.

104 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:44:54am

re: #102 JamesTKirk

Or Rocky Horror.

Which means that you can't really be sure what's underneath those undies...

Uh oh --- "crying game" barf moment.

105 freetoken  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:45:56am

Now that the thread is hopelessly derailed by skimpy pictures of Japanese models, I think it is time I leave before I get into trouble.

106 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:47:10am

re: #105 freetoken

Now that the thread is hopelessly derailed by skimpy pictures of Japanese models, I think it is time I leave before I get into trouble.

If you think you have to leave before you get into trouble it's already too late....

107 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:49:33am

re: #105 freetoken

Just be thankful I've been able to keep myself from linking to hot pictures of Japanese anime girls. :3

108 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:50:32am

re: #102 JamesTKirk

Admiral Ackbar does.

109 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:51:04am

re: #108 laZardo

Admiral Ackbar does.

A booby trap?

110 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:53:49am

re: #5 Karridine

Today's luxury (a telephone) is tomorrow's necessity! (TWO phones, even...)

"I foresee the day when every town will have one!"

-- Some farsighted politician

111 Panhandler  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:57:22am

re: #110 The Other Les

In 1898 or so it was proposed that the Government shut down the Patent Office as everything that was going to be invented had been and there was no more need for it.

112 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:58:18am

Well good morning all Y'all- from a sunny and warm (64 degrees, going up to 88 degrees, but with T-Storms and heavy rain expected later today) Charlotte!
How is everyone this fine morning?

113 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:59:34am

re: #112 realwest

Well good morning all Y'all- from a sunny and warm (64 degrees, going up to 88 degrees, but with T-Storms and heavy rain expected later today) Charlotte!
How is everyone this fine morning?

Good morning realwest from a overcast and cloudy SoCal. I hope you are felling well this morning.

114 pingjockey  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:59:57am

re: #111 Panhandler
The other day we took my grandparents old (1901) Websters and compared it to one from last year. What a hoot. The boys wanted to know why the word 'computer' wasn't in there!

115 Panhandler  Tue, May 27, 2008 5:59:59am

re: #112 realwest

Finer than frog hair. Looking forward to another hectic day, it is an interesting period for those who work at a motorcycle dealer.

116 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:00:56am

re: #113 doriangrey Hey hi Dorian, yeah I'm feeling ok today, thanks - do have to leave earlier than usual for a dental appointment but I feel ok.
How are you doing?

117 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:01:52am

re: #115 Panhandler

Finer than frog hair. Looking forward to another hectic day, it is an interesting period for those who work at a motorcycle dealer.

ROTFLMAO.............Yup, with gas at over $4.00 a gallon I bet you guys are running around like chickens with their heads cut off just trying to keep up with all the new customers trying to find a cheap transportation alternative.

118 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:03:15am

re: #116 realwest

Hey hi Dorian, yeah I'm feeling ok today, thanks - do have to leave earlier than usual for a dental appointment but I feel ok.
How are you doing?

Feeling better than I have any right to feel realwest. Had a wonderful Memorial Day with family and friends.

119 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:03:37am

re: #117 doriangrey

If there is one thing that is very likely to cause me to switch majors, it's the possibility of my future in a career in public transportation design.

Unless it's hypersonic bullet trains or something like that. But no greenie-pods.

120 pingjockey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:03:59am

Oops, Mornin' all.

121 Panhandler  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:04:00am

re: #117 doriangrey

Tell me about it. I'm the assembly, PDI guy. It's been B#### to the Wall since gas hit $3.50

122 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:05:08am

re: #117 doriangrey

ROTFLMAO.............Yup, with gas at over $4.00 a gallon I bet you guys are running around like chickens with their heads cut off just trying to keep up with all the new customers trying to find a cheap transportation alternative.

Might even have to start looking at getting myself another bike. Maybe a big fat Harley this time... No more crotch rockets for this old man (well 47 year old man)...

123 Cap'n DOC  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:06:04am

re: #78 opnion

You may not be aware of this, but Kerry was in Viet Nam. Seriously

Ummm. When? I thought he said he was in Cambodia...

124 pingjockey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:06:42am

re: #121 Panhandler
Rode my Dyna for about a 2 hour road trip each way Saturday, and gas in Ellensburg Wa. was 4.19/9 for premium. Truckers in the UK debating a strike. Diesel over there is 9.00 a gal!

125 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:07:09am

re: #123 Cap'n DOC

Ummm. When? I thought he said he was in Cambodia...

Where did ya think he shot all those heroic home video's of his that he used to get elected?

126 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:07:15am

re: #123 Cap'n DOC

Ummm. When? I thought he said he was in Cambodia...

Yep, Kerry's remarks about Cambodia are seared, seared I tells ya, into my memory!

127 pingjockey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:07:28am

re: #123 Cap'n DOC
He was. With his majik hat from the CIA!

128 Cap'n DOC  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:07:43am

re: #124 pingjockey

What's the Octane rating on the premium?

129 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:08:06am

re: #124 pingjockey

Rode my Dyna for about a 2 hour road trip each way Saturday, and gas in Ellensburg Wa. was 4.19/9 for premium. Truckers in the UK debating a strike. Diesel over there is 9.00 a gal!

Sounds like they waited way to long to consider a strike...

130 pingjockey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:08:14am

re: #128 Cap'n DOC
91 to 93 depending on the station.

131 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:09:10am

Well crap, time for me to hobble off to work... Probably even have to stop and fund a terrorist or tow... (get gas for the old vette)...

132 Panhandler  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:09:11am

re: #122 doriangrey

It's all in your mind dorian. Why cruise when you can profile? After all, I'm only 66.

133 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:10:41am

re: #118 doriangrey
I'm glad to hear that my friend!
Sorry it took so long to reply, but somehow I got logged out of LGF and - although I have had ONE cup of coffee, I couldn't remember my password to save my life, and hadda go look it up! LOL!
I had a good Memorial Day, thanks!

134 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:10:43am

re: #132 Panhandler

It's all in your mind dorian. Why cruise when you can profile? After all, I'm only 66.

It's all about comfort these days old son. I am soooo past needing to look kool.....

135 pingjockey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:11:31am

Later folks.

136 doriangrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:11:37am

re: #133 realwest

I'm glad to hear that my friend!
Sorry it took so long to reply, but somehow I got logged out of LGF and - although I have had ONE cup of coffee, I couldn't remember my password to save my life, and hadda go look it up! LOL!
I had a good Memorial Day, thanks!

ROTFLMAO........... well have a wonderful day realwest....

137 Panhandler  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:14:32am

re: #133 realwest
Ah Yes, the mind is a terrible thing to waste - or is it the first to go? Help me here, I'm having a Senior Moment!

138 DistantThunder  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:15:48am

Dear Charles,

I tried to post a link this morning, and I got an error message that says: this does not appear to be a valid URL - but it is because that is how I navigated to the news story.

[Link: www.dailymail.co.uk...]

When I tried to send you a message about it, a new error message said:

You are not allowed to use this contact form

Did I make a mistake somewhere?

139 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:18:06am

price of gas in europe is much higher than our price due to taxes that are up 70% of the price of the gas.

140 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:18:22am
141 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:18:30am

WOW!
Here's a postmortem on Hillary's campaign from the AP...
The era of big Clintons is soon over

4 hours ago

WASHINGTON — There's been a Clinton running for the White House or living in it for approximately forever. Bill, it could be said, was born to run. Running became Hillary's destiny, too.

One quarter of Americans have never known life without a Clinton trying for or having the presidency. Millions have gone from diapers to diplomas in the time of the Clintons.

When Hillary Rodham Clinton finally exits the 2008 Democratic presidential race, she will end a decades-long, power-couple streak of unique political energy, savvy ideas, colossal policy flops and raw ambition dressed in pants suits and briefs, not boxers.

"Every day is an adventure," Bill said cheerfully at the start of it all. And how.

By now, the Clintons have been assigned mystical qualities of perseverance. The notion that the adventure is over is almost beyond comprehension.

"I never quit," she says. "I never give up."

Even in defeat, Hillary Clinton has made history as the first woman favored for a major party presidential nomination — the first with a real shot at the presidency. ...

...Together, Bill and Hillary Clinton have pulled it out of the fire over and over, going back to 1976, when he bounced back from losing a congressional race two years earlier. He won election as Arkansas attorney general.

Two years after that, at 32, he became the nation's youngest governor.

Then, defeat in 1980 when he sought a second term. It would be his final election loss, but hardly the last dip in the Clintons' seemingly endless cycle of failure and renewal.

By the mid-1980s, when he was back in office in Little Rock, Clinton's name was floating as a Democratic presidential prospect.

He took a pass in 1988. But that year marked one benchmark in the rollout of the Clinton era.

He delivered a speech at the Democratic convention laying out a new orthodoxy that he would bring to the presidential race himself four years later, his activist wife at his side.

The Clintons' national conversation had begun.

The speech went on for so long that some people wondered if it would ever end.

In a way, it never did. Not until now.

142 Panhandler  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:19:31am

re: #138 DistantThunder

There were rumors that you have been using the proceeds from your Zionist Check to further the cause of Global Warming by buying CFL bulbs. Your records are under review and the committee will have a ruling by COB today.

143 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:19:50am

re: #137 Panhandler ah, well I have a lot of experience with Senior Moments and I tell ya they can be scary things some times and, uh, what was your question again?!

144 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:21:57am

re: #143 realwest

well I have a lot of experience with Senior Moments and I tell ya they can be scary things some times


lol
You can say that again!
Mornin' {realwest}.

145 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:22:12am

re: #141 J.D. Hey {J.D.}
gee, where was I when Hillary stopped being a candidate and pulled out of the race? I woulda thought for sure I'd a heard about it somehow!

146 lawhawk  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:23:07am

re: #141 J.D.

Funny, considering that Hillary is still a US Senator for NY and will likely remain as such for the foreseeable future. And this is far from over... as Denver will reveal.

147 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:23:43am

More proof that Obama just makes shit up. He now claims his uncle liberated Auschwitz Concentration Camp. Unless his uncle was in the RED ARMY, I just don't see how that happened. Auschwitz was liberated Jan 27 1945 while the American Army was still involved in the Battle of The Bulge. Now I am willing to believe that any Uncle of his was a Commie, but I want to see his Red Star battle awards before I swallow this one. Does guy think we are all idiots who can't fact check?

148 Former Belgian  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:24:34am

re: #73 laZardo

Whew. Power metal isn't totally my cup of tea, but these guys can REALLY play...

149 DistantThunder  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:24:38am

re: #142 Panhandler

There were rumors that you have been using the proceeds from your Zionist Check to further the cause of Global Warming by buying CFL bulbs. Your records are under review and the committee will have a ruling by COB today.

Not the Central Committee I hope.....

150 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:25:00am

Oh and, probably a day late and a dollar short, but did y'all hear about Jimmy Carter's *spit* latest- not only did he say we and Russia each have about 12,000 nukes, but that since Israel has about 150 nukes, why shouldn't Iran have them too?
He's just past the point of any comprehensible thought and IMNSHO, he should be put in a home for those who's minds kinda, uh, wander all the time.

151 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:25:56am

re: #150 realwest

Oh and, probably a day late and a dollar short, but did y'all hear about Jimmy Carter's *spit* latest- not only did he say we and Russia each have about 12,000 nukes, but that since Israel has about 150 nukes, why shouldn't Iran have them too?
He's just past the point of any comprehensible thought and IMNSHO, he should be put in a home for those who's minds kinda, uh, wander all the time.

Or prison. Preferably a Max Security one.

152 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:26:26am
153 Panhandler  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:26:34am

re: #146 lawhawk

Why is it that when I read/hear about how Hillary is finished I get a flashback to the movie "300"? It might turn out to be a tactical defeat but the stragetic outcome will go down in the history books.

154 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:27:04am
155 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:27:15am

re: #145 realwest

Hey {J.D.}
gee, where was I when Hillary stopped being a candidate and pulled out of the race? I woulda thought for sure I'd a heard about it somehow!

Same here. All I can figure is it mustabeen a Senior Moment for both of us!

156 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:28:13am

re: #147 Nevergiveup
Oh, come on - so Barry screwed up his history again, it wasn't Auschwitz, it was Buchenwald or one of them, they're all the same to him anyway - what's the big deal?
What a fucking doofus this guy is - he just doesn't have much actual KNOWLEDGE of history or much of anything else that I can see.
BTW - do you have a link for his statement?

157 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:28:21am

re: #152 ploome hineni

it was his African uncle

And what Army was he fighting with?

158 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:29:01am

re: #156 realwest

Oh, come on - so Barry screwed up his history again, it wasn't Auschwitz, it was Buchenwald or one of them, they're all the same to him anyway - what's the big deal?
What a fucking doofus this guy is - he just doesn't have much actual KNOWLEDGE of history or much of anything else that I can see.
BTW - do you have a link for his statement?

Ace has the article.

159 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:29:02am
160 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:29:10am

re: #147 Nevergiveup

More proof that Obama just makes shit up. He now claims his uncle liberated Auschwitz Concentration Camp. Unless his uncle was in the RED ARMY, I just don't see how that happened. Auschwitz was liberated Jan 27 1945 while the American Army was still involved in the Battle of The Bulge. Now I am willing to believe that any Uncle of his was a Commie, but I want to see his Red Star battle awards before I swallow this one. Does guy think we are all idiots who can't fact check?

Need linkage here.

Even if I didn't have a problem with their ideology I wouldn't vote for someone who is obviously dumber than Dan Quayle.

161 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:29:29am

re: #145 realwest

Mornin' Real. How's it shakin'?

162 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:29:44am
163 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:30:12am

re: #160 The Other Les

Need linkage here.

Even if I didn't have a problem with their ideology I wouldn't vote for someone who is obviously dumber than Dan Quayle.

Ace has the article

164 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:30:30am

re: #159 ploome hineni

uhhhhhhh

errrrrrrrr

/spoil sport. racist ZIONIST

"Please now you must come with us"

(bruskly manhandled through door by large men in ill-fitting dark suits)

165 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:30:51am

re: #162 ploome hineni

Ace?

and we all know who Ace is?

Ace.mu.nu

166 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:31:31am
167 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:31:56am

Good morning, all. So I'm home sick from work today. It's been AGES since I've been out sick from work. I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do. Watch cartoons, right?

168 Widow'smight  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:32:32am

re: #147 Nevergiveup

His uncle was part of the Africa Corpse, you know with Rommel and those guys. Rode in there on his dromedary, with those goggles.

169 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:32:45am

re: #160 The Other Les LOL! "dumber than Dan Quayle." Are you kidding me, Obama and TO MY SHOCK AND DISMAY his STAFFF are collectively ignoramouses compared to Quayle.

170 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:32:57am

re: #146 lawhawk

Funny, considering that Hillary is still a US Senator for NY and will likely remain as such for the foreseeable future. And this is far from over... as Denver will reveal.

Well, I guess it should come as no surprise that the AP came up with this, really. They do tend to push their agenda. I just don't understand how they "think", I suppose.

171 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:33:06am

re: #166 ploome hineni

...........................halp

I thought Fraternity hazing was on the way out.

172 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:33:22am

re: #154 ploome hineni

his African uncle

mohammed achmed hussain ackbar

lol

173 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:34:29am
174 Panhandler  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:35:14am

re: #167 Occasional Reader

Karradine recommends - THIS! to go with the cartoons.

175 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:35:38am

re: #161 Lucius Septimius Good morning my friend! I'm doing ok, though I do have another toothache (due no doubt to the cancer meds, at least according to my dentist and my oncologist...........say, you don't think the "Medical Profession" would, ya know, share information so that somene has to get more expensive dental work done then they really need, do ya?! LOL!
How's by you Lucius? Did you have a good Memorial Day?

176 Widow'smight  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:36:19am

re: #167 Occasional Reader


One of my Grandfather's sayings was "Work when you're sick so you can take off when you're not". Is the Bride going to nurse you today, or dose you up with meds and come home later with some new threads?

177 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:36:39am

re: #163 Nevergiveup
OK, do y'all have a link to Ace (is that Ace of Spades?)?

178 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:37:08am

re: #169 realwest

I think "dumber than Dan Quayle" is a great line and I shall continue to use it.

And if Mr. Quayle wants an apology then I will do so.

179 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:37:23am
180 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:37:30am

re: #167 Occasional Reader

Good morning, all. So I'm home sick from work today. It's been AGES since I've been out sick from work. I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do. Watch cartoons, right?

Oh, no! If you are "sick" enough to miss work, no television or computer for you!

181 seekeroftruth  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:37:58am

re: #177 realwest

The link is posted above in the links - under politics. JammieWearingFool posted it earlier.

182 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:38:49am

re: #167 Occasional Reader Well it depends on what's causing you to be sick. Do ya know (bad food, too much Sun, whatever) what's making you sick?
Cause, cartoons is what I remember watching the last time I was hospitalized...............oh, no, wait that was CNN - well hell, easy to confuse the two.
What's wrong with you?

183 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:38:53am

re: #176 Widow'smight

One of my Grandfather's sayings was "Work when you're sick so you can take off when you're not". Is the Bride going to nurse you today, or dose you up with meds and come home later with some new threads?

Working when I'm sick at this point would be a bad idea; this seems to be a very contagious 24-hour bug (leaped from my sister to my nephew to me, while I was visiting them this weekend), so if I went into the office I'd probably infect everyone else, then have to do THEIR work tomorrow...

And unfortunately the nurse is out of town, so I will have to self-medicate today!

184 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:39:22am

re: #173 ploome hineni

I thought that'd get you.

185 Miss Trixie  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:40:00am

{realwest} Morning, luv *smooooooooch*

:D

186 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:40:14am
187 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:40:17am

re: #142 Panhandler

There were rumors that you have been using the proceeds from your Zionist Check to further the cause of Global Warming by buying CFL bulbs. Your records are under review and the committee will have a ruling by COB today.

Would that be the House Pro-American Activities Committee?

188 Iron Fist  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:40:19am

re: #167 Occasional Reader,

Drink! If you keep your blood alcohol level up, the bacteria die!

:-)

189 Lucius Septimius  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:40:27am

re: #175 realwest

Doctors tell you as much as you ask to hear. Sometimes less, but never more.

I had an ok holiday, summary version up above.

Gotta run ...

190 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:40:30am

re: #175 realwest

Good morning my friend! I'm doing ok, though I do have another toothache (due no doubt to the cancer meds, at least according to my dentist and my oncologist...........say, you don't think the "Medical Profession" would, ya know, share information so that somene has to get more expensive dental work done then they really need, do ya?! LOL!
How's by you Lucius? Did you have a good Memorial Day?

Is it a tooth or Gum problem?

191 meeshlr  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:40:35am

re: #175 realwest

Wouldn't it be nice for you if they shared information so that since they *know* the cancer meds cause the toothache then they could do something preventative? I'm guessing the cancer meds cause enough bad side effects without a toothache, too.
(It's too early! I'm rambling. sorry.)

192 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:41:18am

re: #179 ploome hineni

[Link: ace.mu.nu...]

/somepeople won;t give ya the link

I gotta learn how to do that some day--sorry.

193 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:41:20am
194 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:42:12am

re: #170 J.D. THe MSM has been in the Tank for Obama from the jump on this nominating process, and the MSM gets virtually all it's news from either the AP, Rueters or AFP, so AP figures it'll give their favorite son another nudge towards the nomination by pushing this bullshit about Hillary's campaign being over.
Ya ask me, the AP (and certain Major Players in the Dem party better HOPE that Obama gets the nomination, cause if Hillary does, and becomes POTUS, there's gonna be a toilet paper shortage in a lot of Dem's offices and in all of the MSM's offices (except, maybe, for Fox).

195 Right Brain  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:42:23am

[Link: www.cnn.com...]


CNN story on United Nations "workers" raping children in Haiti.

196 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:42:43am
197 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:43:30am

re: #194 realwest

I would be investing in rope futures.

198 meeshlr  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:43:47am

Evey time that I have to spell "potatoes" or "tomatoes", I thin of Mr. Quayle. Not to laugh at him ... but to commiserate. I almost always have to stop and think about whether to include the "e" or not. I think it can be either way but the spell check seems to want the "e" or I get the little red line underneath.

Compared to Obama's gaffes, a spelling error is nothing.

199 Widow'smight  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:44:02am

re: #183 Occasional Reader

Well you get better soon. It's good to have a day at home once in awhile, except in my case, it's good to NOT have a day at home, since I work here.

Warning about the Kids thing.... Expect to get contact with lots of germs if you have the little Blessings some day (Sorry Obama). But, you will Eventually get toughened up.

You're a good man OR, take care of yourself so you continue to be so.

200 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:44:32am

Look, while it's true that MOST of the US Army in Europe in January 1945 was wrapped up in the Battle of the Bulge and therefore unavailable for Auschwitz-liberating, Obama's uncle was with the top secret 57th State Regiment, who were attached to the Red Army at the time. Ta da!

201 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:45:07am

re: #188 Iron Fist

,

Drink! If you keep your blood alcohol level up, the bacteria die!

:-)

Dr. Iron Fist?
Who knew?

202 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:45:10am

re: #179 ploome hineni
Hey thanks {ploome}! Funny how I go there and it says Ace of Spades HQ in the url, but theres no text there at all! Nor photos! Not even after refreshing!

203 meeshlr  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:45:26am

PIMF.

ugh ... "every" and "think" ... good thing I'm not running for office.

204 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:45:28am
205 Widow'smight  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:45:41am

re: #185 Miss Trixie


Hello Miss T, snow melt yet? My Peonies are in bloom, figure you should have spring by now.

206 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:46:10am

re: #196 ploome hineni

my dentist, who is a lymphoma survivor (times 2) says, cancer and chemo should not have any effect on teeth

regular flossing, brushing and maintenance should be enough

Not entirely true. Some Chemo meds can reduce saliva flow which can be very detrimental and can ultimately cause tooth decay. Also lack of saliva is also not great great for the Gingiva-Gums.

207 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:46:28am
208 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:46:46am

re: #200 Occasional Reader

Look, while it's true that MOST of the US Army in Europe in January 1945 was wrapped up in the Battle of the Bulge and therefore unavailable for Auschwitz-liberating, Obama's uncle was with the top secret 57th State Regiment, who were attached to the Red Army at the time. Ta da!

Correction; that was of course the 55th State Regiment, since Alaska and Hawaii weren't States yet. (Gotta stay historically accurate, ya know.

209 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:46:57am

re: #181 seekeroftruth

Thank you kindly!

210 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:47:08am

re: #204 ploome hineni

pointer ar URL

right click the mouse

click copy/copy shortcut with LEFT mouse on drop down menu

pointer in message box,

right click

point to paste in drop down menu

voila

Thanks will start doing that.

211 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:47:13am

re: #194 realwest

THe MSM has been in the Tank for Obama from the jump on this nominating process, and the MSM gets virtually all it's news from either the AP, Rueters or AFP, so AP figures it'll give their favorite son another nudge towards the nomination by pushing this bullshit about Hillary's campaign being over.
Ya ask me, the AP (and certain Major Players in the Dem party better HOPE that Obama gets the nomination, cause if Hillary does, and becomes POTUS, there's gonna be a toilet paper shortage in a lot of Dem's offices and in all of the MSM's offices (except, maybe, for Fox).

But why? I mean, seriously...

212 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:47:32am

re: #188 Iron Fist

,

Drink! If you keep your blood alcohol level up, the bacteria die!

:-)

I swear I really DID cure a cold at least once with that method.

213 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:48:03am

re: #185 Miss Trixie Hey there gorgeous, *smooch* right back atcha! How are you today?

214 Panhandler  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:48:19am

re: #208 Occasional Reader
Maybe he was part of the 51st Territorial Guard?

215 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:49:10am

re: #190 Nevergiveup Tooth - or rather Teeth. Why do you ask?

216 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:49:17am
217 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:49:42am

re: #215 realwest

Tooth - or rather Teeth. Why do you ask?

I am a Dentist.

218 phoenixgirl  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:51:54am

real

Biotene will help with the dry mouth if that's the cause of the ache

219 petero  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:52:53am

There is a quote I am thinking of, its on the tip of my tongue, its exactly like that one but... different. Oh well.

220 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:54:08am
221 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:54:56am

re: #193 Occasional Reader

this is almost as good as hills comeing under sniper fire, The American military never got anywere near Poland where this death camp was located. Dachou was the camp in question but then i don't expect liberals to understand Military history.

222 ec marm  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:56:13am

To be fair* I can't see that Obama actually spoke the words that his uncle 'liberated' Auschwitz. It appears that maybe an excessively exuberant editor inserted that.

* As painful as that is in this case

223 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:56:21am

JUST EFFIN' GREAT - got logged off AGAIN this morning!

224 Miss Trixie  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:57:06am

re: #205 Widow'smight

Hello Miss T, snow melt yet? My Peonies are in bloom, figure you should have spring by now.

Yes indeed, it has. The winter killed only two perennials and in their place, I've put some loverly miniature English Tea Roses. Cross yer fingers!

Don't know what happened to my West Point Tulips - the leaves came out, laid on the ground and snoozed. Disappointing - only one bloom popped out. :(

I've put copper mesh 'round all my plants to dispell slugs and use the mesh as a sleeve to protect my new ones.

I'm ready to enjoy my courtyard. :D

225 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:57:59am
226 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 6:58:05am

re: #217 NevergiveupAh! Y'all anywhere near Charlotte N.C.?!

227 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:00:06am
228 Widow'smight  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:00:21am

re: #220 ploome hineni

What's really amazing is that the Woman's last name is Eastern European and she doesn't know where Auschwitz is, nor that the Soviet Union was next to Poland. Perhaps our forces did an End around manuever across the Alps (without losing our elephants) and into Poland.

229 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:01:01am

re: #211 J.D. J.D.! I'm ashamed of you! How can you possibly think that the MSM "thinks" about anything?! LOL!
Actually I think it's just that Bill (and Hill) have made too many enemies in the MSM - that plus Obama has money to burn and "journalists" are usually low paid, so............draw your own conclussions.
No, actually it's cause the MSM is biased against Woman - shish - don't tell anyone I told you that or the Feminists will wake up!

230 phoenixgirl  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:01:16am

has babba been around?

231 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:01:17am

re: #225 ploome hineni

here it is

[Link: youtube.com...]

What a stilted, phoning-it-in delivery. Say what you will about Bush, but when he speaks of his appreciation of the military, he sounds like he means it. Obama is just reading from the note cards, with a "let's get this thing over with" sort of tone.

232 ec marm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:01:22am

re: #225 ploome hineni
Crap. No sound on this computer. Does he actually say his uncle helped to liberate Auschwitz?

233 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:01:29am

re: #226 realwest

Ah! Y'all anywhere near Charlotte N.C.?!

Sorry. NJ. And being in NJ I am often sorry.

234 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:02:38am

re: #232 ec marm

Crap. No sound on this computer. Does he actually say his uncle helped to liberate Auschwitz?

I'm listening to it right now. Will let you know.

235 Widow'smight  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:02:40am

re: #224 Miss Trixie


Well, perhaps if you sing to them they'll perk up. Or maybe, the lil miss needs to sprinkle holy water on them. My Potato plants are about 2 foot high now, less than a month to go!

236 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:03:55am
237 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:03:55am

re: #218 phoenixgirl Thank you kindly, but I'm currently on what's called "hormone therapy" where they really AMP UP my estrogen, and really suffocate my testosterone to keep the prostate cancer from spreading. Worked for about 2+1/2 years and by the end of this summer I'll no doubt be on radiation or Chemo, depending on whether I follow MY oncologists suggestions or that of the panel of Prostate Cancer experts - and my own instincts - that I met with about 3 weeks ago.

238 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:04:23am
239 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:04:59am

from the washington post

In World War Two we didn't have the concept of post traumatic stress syndrome. People had to basically handle it on their own," he said. Referring to an uncle who had been one of the first U.S. troops into Auschwitz, the concentration camp, Obama said: "The story in the family is he came home and just went up in the attic."

240 godfrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:05:05am

Obama's uncle was a Soviet?

241 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:05:25am

re: #221 yochanan

this is almost as good as hills comeing under sniper fire, The American military never got anywere near Poland where this death camp was located. Dachou was the camp in question but then i don't expect liberals to understand Military history.

And it is a bit of a stretch to say that a "Black Unit" Liberated Dachau. The unit in question was there but showed up after the actual liberation. This has been a myth spread by the Liberals to try and paper over all the animosity that oh by the way "Black Liberation Theology" has cause between Blacks and Jews!

242 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:05:50am

re: #233 Nevergiveup

Sorry. NJ. And being in NJ I am often sorry.


If it's any consolation, I grew up in New Jersey & I'm sorry for you.

243 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:06:08am

re: #240 godfrey

Obama's uncle was a Soviet?

That I believe!

244 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:06:58am

re: #238 ploome hineni

I cannot bring myself to hear it all

/feh

One interesting thing: Mr. Great Orator doesn't get a single bit of applause until he's about 7:18 into the speech.

245 godfrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:07:10am
On January 27, 1945, the Soviet army entered Auschwitz and liberated more than 7,000 remaining prisoners, who were mostly ill and dying. It is estimated that at minimum 1.3 million people were deported to Auschwitz between 1940 and 1945; of these, at least 1.1 million were murdered.

link

246 sparrowlake  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:07:28am

re: #193 Occasional Reader

Link for Obama's claim that his uncle helped liberate Auschwitz.

"Obama also spoke about his uncle, who was part of the American brigade that helped to liberate Auschwitz. He said the family legend is that, upon returning from war, his uncle spent six months in an attic."

"family legend" - WTF is this, a Stephen King story?

247 lawhawk  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:07:32am

re: #147 Nevergiveup

It's Obama, The Gaffe-Maker.

Not only is he factually and geographically challenged, but history challenged as well.

Heck, he makes the malaprops of President Bush seem downright lame by comparison.

248 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:07:44am

re: #240 godfrey

Obama's uncle was a Soviet?

But he no more disown him than [etc.]... the notion that [etc.]....

249 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:08:08am

re: #230 phoenixgirl Nope not for a while - combination of not feeling well and trying to jump start or re-start her own blog which seems to be going pretty well.

250 ec marm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:08:56am

re: #234 Occasional Reader

I'm listening to it right now. Will let you know.


Thanks. I really curious why the press isn't quoting his exact words. He probably chopped it up into parts of three separate sentences.

251 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:09:04am

Well, I gotta say, I've listened to the whole YouTube link, and didn't hear anything about Auschwitz. Did CBS News screw up? (Wouldn't be the first time)

252 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:09:07am

re: #233 Nevergiveup
ROTFLMAO! Don't let lawhawk or Jammiewearingfool hear you say that! LOL!

253 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:09:26am

re: #236 ploome hineni

Shatnerian?

254 OldLineTexan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:09:29am

re: #239 yochanan

from the washington post

In World War Two we didn't have the concept of post traumatic stress syndrome. People had to basically handle it on their own," he said. Referring to an uncle who had been one of the first U.S. troops into Auschwitz, the concentration camp, Obama said: "The story in the family is he came home and just went up in the attic."

Line up another cluebat.

Prior to the Vietnam War, it was called neurasthenia, shell shock, war neurosis, and combat fatigue. The term "Post-traumatic Stress Disorder" was coined after VN.

255 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:09:49am
256 lawhawk  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:09:59am

re: #245 godfrey

Here are a list of camps that the US liberated:

U.S. forces liberated the Buchenwald concentration camp near Weimar, Germany, on April 11, 1945, a few days after the Nazis began evacuating the camp. On the day of liberation, an underground prisoner resistance organization seized control of Buchenwald to prevent atrocities by the retreating camp guards. American forces liberated more than 20,000 prisoners at Buchenwald. They also liberated Dora-Mittelbau, Flossenbürg, Dachau, and Mauthausen.

Auschwitz is not one of them.

It is possible that Obama's uncle served with one of the units liberating one of those camps and misspoke about which one he did so, but it's still a lie - an unforced error.

It once again shows that he's not up to speed.

It also brings into question CBS's coverage, which ignores the gaffes without comment. They were probably historically illiterate as well, or else were blinded by the Obamarama.

257 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:10:10am

re: #230 phoenixgirl

has babba been around?

I haven't seen her here in a while... Of course, I was offline most of the long weekend myself, so I can't say for sure if I just missed her here.

258 OldLineTexan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:10:47am

re: #253 The Other Les

Shatnerian?

If only...he...were...so talented...as the Shat.

259 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:10:48am

re: #253 The Other Les

Shatnerian?

What ... exactly ... are you ... im-PLY-ing ... ?

260 lawhawk  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:10:52am

re: #233 Nevergiveup

Heh. I'm a Brooklyn boy now living in Northern NJ. It's got a wee bit going for it. :)

261 Miss Trixie  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:10:56am

re: #235 Widow'smight

Well, perhaps if you sing to them they'll perk up. Or maybe, the lil miss needs to sprinkle holy water on them. My Potato plants are about 2 foot high now, less than a month to go!

Holy Water. HAHAHA!

Don't forget when you go to the beach this sumer - the potato goes in the front of your trunks. :P

262 godfrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:11:01am

re: #225 ploome hineni

What an awful delivery. This guy is an "orator"?

263 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:11:10am

re: #254 OldLineTexan

Line up another cluebat.

Prior to the Vietnam War, it was called neurasthenia, shell shock, war neurosis, and combat fatigue. The term "Post-traumatic Stress Disorder" was coined after VN.

I thought Patton refereed to it as "Yellow belly Cowardice"?

264 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:11:32am
265 godfrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:11:54am

Where's the reference to Auschwitz in the speech? Is this more "fake but accurate" reporting from SeeBS?

266 Alouette  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:12:09am

Good morning lizards! Lots of shopping at the Zionist Mall in preparation for June weddings. Folks are buying fancy-shmancy stained glass wedding glasses at $30 a pop just to BREAK. Then they buy a fancy-shmancy custom picture frame for $150 to hold the pieces of broken glass.

Heh.

267 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:12:33am

re: #247 lawhawk

Don't worry, when Obama gets elected, the history books will be corrected.

/

268 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:12:54am
269 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:13:19am

re: #262 godfrey

What an awful delivery. This guy is an "orator"?

Godfrey, double-check me if you're listening to it. I didn't hear anything about Auschwitz. Of course, maybe the CBS newsie was referring to something other than the prepared speech; Obama chatting with the newsies afterwards, etc.

270 OldLineTexan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:13:40am

re: #263 Nevergiveup

I thought Patton refereed to it as "Yellow belly Cowardice"?

Patton was no doctor, and he paid for that slip of temper in spades.

I encourage everyone to read the book based on his letters, War as I Knew It.

While he is listed as the author, it is a compilation. No better source on Patton (an American hero, with all the faults thereof) than atton.

271 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:13:50am

re: #260 lawhawk

Heh. I'm a Brooklyn boy now living in Northern NJ. It's got a wee bit going for it. :)

We got a corpse as a Senator. Lautenberg is deceased isn't he? I haven't seen him or heard him in 5 years?

272 OldLineTexan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:14:34am

re: #270 OldLineTexan

Patton was no doctor, and he paid for that slip of temper in spades.

I encourage everyone to read the book based on his letters, War as I Knew It.

While he is listed as the author, it is a compilation. No better source on Patton (an American hero, with all the faults thereof) than Patton.

PIMF

273 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:14:36am

all pols make mistakes in speechs INTERESTING TO SEE HOW THE MSM COVERS THEM WHEN A LIBERAL DOES IT VS A REPUBLICAN

274 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:14:47am
275 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:14:51am

re: #270 OldLineTexan

Patton was no doctor, and he paid for that slip of temper in spades.

I encourage everyone to read the book based on his letters, War as I Knew It.

While he is listed as the author, it is a compilation. No better source on Patton (an American hero, with all the faults thereof) than atton.

Indeed, Patton was a helluva general, but he got that one wrong.

276 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:15:20am

re: #251 Occasional Reader "Screw up" like creating a part of Obama's speech that he never made? Or that he made and we don't have the right YouTube clip of, or that someone wrote and gave to the press ahead of time and then didn't bother to actually listen to what Obama had to say?!

277 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:15:24am
278 lawhawk  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:15:46am

re: #266 Alouette

We started a tradition getting Mezuzahs for close friends and family that got married where they'd use the broken glass to keep as a reminder after one of our friends got it for us.

279 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:16:28am

re: #258 OldLineTexan

If only...he...were...so talented...as the Shat.

re: #259 JamesTKirk

What ... exactly ... are you ... im-PLY-ing ... ?

Perhaps I should take that back.

280 Iron Fist  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:16:30am

How many divisions does Kenya have?

281 lawhawk  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:16:40am

re: #271 Nevergiveup

And Menendez isn't much better.

282 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:17:00am

re: #274 ploome hineni

googled

[Link: www.google.com...]

They all seem to be cross-linking to the CBS blog piece. I hope somebody's got some original video or audio.

283 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:17:16am

re: #231 Occasional Reader

What a stilted, phoning-it-in delivery. Say what you will about Bush, but when he speaks of his appreciation of the military, he sounds like he means it. Obama is just reading from the note cards, with a "let's get this thing over with" sort of tone.


Typical of you. You've obviously never heard Obama's very moving comments onth attack on Pearl Harbor by Confederate Forces in 1841.

284 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:17:55am
285 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:18:17am

re: #280 Iron Fist Hey good morning Bro'! Didja have a good Memorial Day Weekend?

286 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:18:30am

re: #280 Iron Fist

How many divisions does Kenya have?

Lions, tigers, giraffes, zebras...

More than Norway, which just has crab.

287 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:19:17am

re: #283 Peacekeeper

Typical of you.
You've obviously never heard Obama's very moving comments onth attack
on Pearl Harbor by Confederate Forces in 1841.

Ha! That was an inside job staged by President Horatio Prescott Bush to seize the sugar mines of Hawaii!

288 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:20:04am

re: #281 lawhawk

And Menendez isn't much better.

One's in a Coma, One's a Crook. Coma or Crook? Coma or Crook? What a choice!

289 Widow'smight  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:20:12am

re: #261 Miss Trixie

You're bad girl. I put the Yellow Zucchini in the front.

Those potatoes are all covered with dirt when you dig them out/up ya know. Going to North Topsail Island, NC in a couple weeks. My sister has a condo down there on the Ocean.
Brother-in-law gets the Cigars, I get the Beer.

Keeps the bugs away, except for those Palmetto ones.

290 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:21:03am

re: #287 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey "That was an inside job staged by President Horatio Prescott Bush to seize the sugar mines fields of Hawaii!"
There ya go Buzz - fixed it for ya. But, iirc my history books the year was 1844, not 1841!

291 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:21:15am

re: #288 Nevergiveup

THE GUY IN A COMA CAN DO NO HARM/

292 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:21:34am

re: #287 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Ha! That was an inside job staged by President Horatio Prescott Bush to seize the sugar mines of Hawaii!

And it ushered in our land grab of Hawaii as the 55th State. I question the timing.

293 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:21:58am

re: #283 Peacekeeper

Typical of you. You've obviously never heard Obama's very moving comments onth attack on Pearl Harbor by Confederate Forces in 1841.

And how the galley USS Nevada had to ground itself to avoid bing sunk by Confederate triremes.

294 godfrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:22:12am

re: #269 Occasional Reader

I listened to the whole thing. No reference to Auschwitz.

295 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:23:11am

re: #294 godfrey

I listened to the whole thing. No reference to Auschwitz.

Then we're in the happy position of having to decide if 1) Obama is full of shit, or 2) CBS News is full of shit. Hopefully, they can BOTH lose.

296 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:23:47am

re: #291 yochanan

THE GUY IN A COMA CAN DO NO HARM/

He is not really in a Coma, I think. But somebody is pulling his strings. And The only time I even heard from him is a few years ago when he took up Rangel's lie about Bush wanting to institute a Draft.

297 Widow'smight  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:23:49am

re: #288 Nevergiveup


We get the commercials for Rob Andrews and Lousyberg on the Philly channels. Rob Andrews has one about his age and some remarks he made 30 years ago about his opponents age. Good Drama going on there in the Dem Primary.

298 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:23:50am

re: #229 realwest

Well, you and I and probably most of everyone here have more real-world experience than Obama, is what I'm really thinking.

299 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:23:54am

WERE DID THE WASHINGTON COMPOST GET THIS?

In World War Two we didn't have the concept of post traumatic stress syndrome. People had to basically handle it on their own," he said. Referring to an uncle who had been one of the first U.S. troops into Auschwitz, the concentration camp, Obama said: "The story in the family is he came home and just went up in the attic."

300 NJDhockeyfan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:24:10am

Japan customs lose hidden drugs in dog training

TOKYO (Reuters) - One of the travellers who arrived at Tokyo's Narita airport over the weekend may have picked up an unusual souvenir from customs -- a package of cannabis.

A customs official hid the package in a suitcase belonging to a passenger arriving from Hong Kong as a training exercise for sniffer dogs on Sunday, but lost track of both drugs and suitcase during the practice session, a spokeswoman for Tokyo customs said.

Customs regulations specify that a training suitcase be used for such exercises, but the official said he had used passengers' suitcases for similar purposes in the past, domestic media reported.

"The dogs have always been able to find it before," NHK quoted him as saying. "I became overconfident that it would work."

Anyone who finds the package should contact Tokyo customs as soon as possible, the spokeswoman said.

301 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:24:18am

Morning Lizards!

302 Alouette  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:24:31am

re: #278 lawhawk

We started a tradition getting Mezuzahs for close friends and family that got married where they'd use the broken glass to keep as a reminder after one of our friends got it for us.

Yes. We have a nice selection at the Zionist Mall.

303 Occasional Reader  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:24:31am

Well, the latest Nyquil dose is kicking in.... my hands feel just like two balloons, I can't explain, you would not understand... Purple Haze all through my mind... so it's back to bed for the moment.

304 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:24:57am
305 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:25:11am

re: #294 godfrey So my question at #276 still stands.
My money is on the concept that Obama's people gave the text of his prepared speech, WITH the reference to Auschwitz in it, and someone deleted it before Obama could read it. CBS didn't even listen to what he actually said.
And I, for one, am deeply, DEEPLY, SHOCKED by that lack of journalistic ethics!

306 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:25:18am

re: #300 NJDhockeyfan

Japan customs lose hidden drugs in dog training

Honest officer, I have not idea how that got in my suitcase!

307 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:26:25am
308 OldLineTexan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:26:30am

re: #280 Iron Fist

How many divisions does Kenya have?

Kenya, like Gaul, is divided into three parts.

/

309 Honorary Yooper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:26:35am

Good morning from the SW 'burbs of chilly Chicago. Over 80 yesterday, now it's barely 50, going up to a high of 57.

I found this gem over at Pundita:

Ah Ha! What Barack Obama means by "change" is finally coming clearer! Fancy that; Obama's "change" sounds like William Ayers's idea of change!

Diamond did not stop with his examination of the true relationship between Ayers and Obama; he began posting on another story that was also unknown outside certain academic circles and the intelligentsia: William Ayers had become an influential educator and was promoting the indoctrination of American public schoolchildren with a virulently anti-American, anti-capitalist, anti-white agenda.

So if you want to catch up on all the background to today's post, I suggest that you start by reading Diamond's May 11 When Did Barack Obama meet Bill Ayers? which summarizes key information he first brought forward on April 23 in his lengthy Who "sent" Obama? Then work forward through the posts at his blog. Along the way you'll also find the writings of Sol Stern, which Diamond links to, and which support several of Diamond's points.

310 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:26:37am

re: #303 Occasional Reader Hope you feel better O.R.!

311 godfrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:26:50am

re: #305 realwest

Excellent theory, realwest.

312 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:27:04am

re: #300 NJDhockeyfan

Japan customs lose hidden drugs in dog training

The dog ate my cocaine, I swear!

313 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:27:08am

re: #306 jcm

Honest officer, I have not idea how that got in my suitcase!

ROFLMAO

314 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:27:37am

re: #308 OldLineTexan

Kenya, like Gaul, is divided into three parts.

/

That must really gall them.

315 ploome hineni[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:27:52am
316 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:28:08am

re: #303 Occasional Reader

Well, the latest Nyquil dose is kicking in.... my hands feel just like two balloons, I can't explain, you would not understand... Purple Haze all through my mind... so it's back to bed for the moment.

He left the car running in the garage...

317 jamgarr  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:28:09am

Good luck to you realwest. I didn't know that you had health issues but I have always been impressed with your friendly, upbeat manner here.

318 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:28:47am

THE GUY IN A COMMA, CAN, DO NO, HARM

319 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:29:01am

re: #311 godfrey Thank you - comes from a long lifetime of listening to the MSM's lies; reality set in with Cronkite's coverage of The Tet Offensive.

320 godfrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:29:01am

re: #315 ploome hineni

hahahahaha

Incompetence runneth amok.

321 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:30:03am

re: #317 jamgarr Why thank you jamgarr, I appreciate that.

322 ec marm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:31:20am

From Obama web site, speech he gave in 2002:

My grandfather signed up for a war the day after Pearl Harbor was bombed, fought in Patton's army. He saw the dead and dying across the fields of Europe; he heard the stories of fellow troops who first entered Auschwitz and Treblinka. He fought in the name of a larger freedom, part of that arsenal of democracy that triumphed over evil, and he did not fight in vain. I don't oppose all wars. [Link: 64.233.169.104...]


(About 3/4 of the way down page)
Strange, no mention of Uncle.

323 godfrey  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:31:27am

Well, that's enough exposure to ignorant Obama/MSM bedhopping for one day. Off to hammer on the day's punch list.

324 Honorary Yooper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:32:21am

re: #322 ec marm

Obama can't even get his own lies straight.

325 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:32:27am

re: #322 ec marm Well shoot ec, would you brag on an uncle who hid away in the attic for six months? Huh? Wouldja?! LOL!

326 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:32:45am

BBIAW!

327 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:32:46am

re: #322 ec marm

From Obama web site, speech he gave in 2002:

(About 3/4 of the way down page)
Strange, no mention of Uncle.

Uncle Joe?

328 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:33:04am

Then there is Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder wherein politicians desperate to inflate their egos invent war related heroics. See also Clinton, Hillary. The Bosnia Landing.

329 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:33:33am

re: #322 ec marm

From Obama web site, speech he gave in 2002:

(About 3/4 of the way down page)
Strange, no mention of Uncle.

Well unless the fellow troops he is referring to are commies, they did not enter Auschwitz?

330 jamgarr  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:34:05am

re: #328 Peacekeeper

Then there is Pre-Traumatic Stress Disorder wherein politicians desperate to inflate their egos invent war related heroics. See also Clinton, Hillary. The Bosnia Landing.


No - That's Boast Traumatic Stress Disorder!

331 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:34:31am

re: #324 Honorary Yooper

Obama can't even get his own lies straight.

Honesty is so much easier, but no, they have to pretend to be some knd of superior being.

Can I say that he's dumber than Dan Quayle again?

332 OldLineTexan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:35:46am

I hereby volunteer for the Old Guy Draft.

We are up at 4 am to pee anyway; we may as well attack.

Most of us have already had to improvise repairs on EVERYTHING for years.

Many of us have teenagers and menopausal spouses; the front lines are quieter and safer than our homes.

We don't run very fast anymore, but we will be cranky as hell when we catch the enemy.

The pretty girls in liberated towns will call us "Sir", thereby reducing delays in passing through.

333 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:36:17am

When I was in Junior High School in 1978 or so we had a discussion about the Holocaust and I mentioned that my father had been there with the (US) Army in 1945. A certain blonde person asked me, with hushed voice : " Did he survive?".

334 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:36:39am

re: #330 jamgarr

No - That's Boast Traumatic Stress Disorder!

Perfected.

335 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:38:04am

re: #331 The Other Les

Can I say that he's dumber than Dan Quayle again?


Only if you insert a superlative in front of "dumber".

336 ec marm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:38:14am

"Those who re-write history are destined to forget their facts." TM

337 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:39:09am

re: #329 Nevergiveup

Well unless the fellow troops he is referring to are commies, they did not enter Auschwitz?

The science is in...
According to Iran Press TV and Nicholas Kollerstrom.

The massacre of Jewish people during the Holocaust was "scientifically impossible," according to an article published by an Iranian satellite channel on its Web site.
[Disabled victims of the...]

Disabled victims of the vicious policies of Nazi Germany are shown in this Yad Vashem archive photo.

The article was written by Nicholas Kollerstrom, an academic specializing in astrology and crop circles, who had his fellowship terminated by University College London last month after he said there were never any gas chambers at Auschwitz.

Well I for one am glad that's settled.
/////////////

338 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:39:50am

re: #336 ec marm

"Those who re-write history are destined to forget their facts." TM

Those who misquote military history are damned unlikely to be caught by this generation of media players.

339 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:40:08am
340 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:40:09am

re: #331 The Other Les
Sure you can; it's a great line! G'head, say it!

341 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:40:09am

re: #322 ec marm

From Obama web site, speech he gave in 2002:

(About 3/4 of the way down page)
Strange, no mention of Uncle.

JUST SHOWS WHAT A GOOD SPEAKER WILL SAY WHEN HE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT HISTORY AND OR GEO.

342 Yishai  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:40:14am

Is Charles really posting at 3:41 in the morning?

343 sparrowlake  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:40:21am

re: #336 ec marm

"Those who re-write history are destined required to forget their facts." TM

fixed

344 Yishai  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:41:02am

re: #341 yochanan

re: #342 Yishai

oooh, two Israeli flags back to back. I like.

345 OldLineTexan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:41:06am

re: #337 jcm

Well I for one am glad that's settled.
/////////////

an academic specializing in astrology and crop circles

Someone is pulling my leg here. Fer Pete's sake, Ward "Cigar Store Indian" Churchill specialized in a legitimate subject compared to this clown.

346 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:41:21am

re: #336 ec marm ROTFL! Good one!

347 DistantThunder  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:41:25am

Major Global Cooling Crisis here in New Jersey

Our daughters went to the beach yesterday. The fair-skinned, raven-haired, blue-eyed beauty, 16, said: It was so cold and overcast, I didn't think I needed sunscreen.

Now she is burnt to a crisp, and in mucho pain, and I had to explain how she could still get so sunburned when it was cold.

We've done cold bath, Bactine, aloe vera, and pain medicine.


Global Warming zealots can claim another victim.

348 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:41:31am

re: #342 Yishai

Is Charles really posting at 3:41 in the morning?

He's a jazz musician and a programmer, which is right up there with vampires on schedule.
;-P

349 ishabibble  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:42:14am

re: #147 Nevergiveup

More proof that Obama just makes shit up. He now claims his uncle liberated Auschwitz Concentration Camp. Unless his uncle was in the RED ARMY, I just don't see how that happened. Auschwitz was liberated Jan 27 1945 while the American Army was still involved in the Battle of The Bulge. Now I am willing to believe that any Uncle of his was a Commie, but I want to see his Red Star battle awards before I swallow this one. Does guy think we are all idiots who can't fact check?

Barry's Mom...only child.

[Link: www.chicagotribune.com...]

350 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:42:40am

re: #338 Peacekeeper
Hey PK, good morning to you! And unfortunately you're right about that.
Are we SURE that Obama graduated from Harvard Law School?!

351 bosforus  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:43:07am

re: #251 Occasional Reader

Well, I gotta say, I've listened to the whole YouTube link, and didn't hear anything about Auschwitz. Did CBS News screw up? (Wouldn't be the first time)

I'm at 4:20 and haven't heard the word 'Auschwitz' yet.

352 ec marm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:43:39am

re: #349 ishabibble

Barry's Mom...only child.


Looks like SeeBS got caught with their pants down around their ankles. LOL!

353 DistantThunder  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:44:05am

re: #332 OldLineTexan

I hereby volunteer for the Old Guy Draft.

We are up at 4 am to pee anyway; we may as well attack.

Most of us have already had to improvise repairs on EVERYTHING for years.

Many of us have teenagers and menopausal spouses; the front lines are quieter and safer than our homes.

We don't run very fast anymore, but we will be cranky as hell when we catch the enemy.

The pretty girls in liberated towns will call us "Sir", thereby reducing delays in passing through.

LOL that's keeper. And by the way, Indiana Jones at 69 beats up the commies pretty good.

354 bosforus  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:45:06am

re: #251 Occasional Reader

But apparently he spoke for nearly an hour so it's likely I'm not looking at the right video.

355 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:45:21am

re: #349 ishabibble Well then he probably meant his uncle on his father's side of the family.
uh, wait.........there's something wrong with that, too!

356 loppyd  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:46:38am

Good Morning Lizard Nation!

I hope everyone had a fun-filled long weekend.

What's the good word on this last Tuesday of May?

357 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:47:01am

re: #354 bosforus Maybe you're looking at an "edited" video - this is, after all, YouTube we're talking about here. Well YouTube and cBS - oy, what a combination!

358 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:47:35am

re: #337 jcm
The massacre of Jewish people during the Holocaust was "scientifically impossible," according to an article published by an Iranian satellite channel on its Web site.
The article was written by Nicholas Kollerstrom, an academic specializing in astrology and crop circles, who had his fellowship terminated by University College London last month after he said there were never any gas chambers at Auschwitz.

Well I for one am glad that's settled.
/////////////

Did he buy his degrees from the "schools" that I get spam from saying "masteers degrees no tests or work"?

I guess he's moving on to "prove" 9/11 didn't happen using a match, paper clips, and paper planes.

359 yochanan  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:47:57am

re: #322 ec marm

terblinka was in eastern poland no americans were anywere near it. unless they were imprisoned there before being murdered.

360 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:48:00am

re: #345 OldLineTexan

an academic specializing in astrology and crop circles

Someone is pulling my leg here. Fer Pete's sake, Ward "Cigar Store Indian" Churchill specialized in a legitimate subject compared to this clown.

Your doubting SCIENCE!?

I wonder if his methodology was sitting in a crop circle and staring at the stars.

I'll I would tell Dinnerjacket is, you get what you pay for.

Now if we just open up to Iran they've solved a major problem for us.
Iranian car running 500km on 1lit of gas

361 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:48:30am

re: #356 loppyd Hey {loppyd} the good word is that either Obama REALLY screwed up his history lessons, again, or that CBS and/or YouTube are guilty of malfeasance!
Good enough way to start your day, good looking?!

362 bosforus  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:48:59am

re: #357 realwest

What the? The speech I just finished watching was only 9 minutes long. I read somewhere that he spoke for an hour. So confused. Won't someone just post the smoking gun already?!

363 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:49:16am

re: #358 Kosh's Shadow

The massacre of Jewish people during the Holocaust was "scientifically impossible," according to an article published by an Iranian satellite channel on its Web site.
The article was written by Nicholas Kollerstrom, an academic specializing in astrology and crop circles, who had his fellowship terminated by University College London last month after he said there were never any gas chambers at Auschwitz.


Did he buy his degrees from the "schools" that I get spam from saying "masteers degrees no tests or work"?

I guess he's moving on to "prove" 9/11 didn't happen using a match, paper clips, and paper planes.



You mean he's this guy?

364 jamgarr  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:49:22am

re: #351 bosforus

I'm at 4:20 and haven't heard the word 'Auschwitz' yet.

Obama Campaign Spokesman:

"Well, he didn't say 'Auschwitz liberation', he merely reiterated 'Ah switched liberation theology pastors' in further clarification of his previous comments"

/That is all

365 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:49:59am

Realwest you old dawg!

366 loppyd  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:50:00am

re: #361 {realwest}

Hey {loppyd} the good word is that either Obama REALLY screwed up his history lessons, again, or that CBS and/or YouTube are guilty of malfeasance!
Good enough way to start your day, good looking?!

Hey there, Handsome!

What post? I am doing about 8 things at once and can't scroll....

367 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:50:31am

re: #358 Kosh's Shadow
I think you're probably right on with that one. I mean, what legitimate college or university allows a specialization in CROP CIRCLES?!

368 DistantThunder  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:51:13am

NOBAMA

Just say no.....

369 Honorary Yooper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:51:15am

re: #360 jcm

Now if we just open up to Iran they've solved a major problem for us.
Iranian car running 500km on 1lit of gas

Islamic Science!

/

370 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:51:20am

re: #319 realwest

Thank you - comes from a long lifetime of listening to the MSM's lies; reality set in with Cronkite's coverage of The Tet Offensive.


Crokite got there after the Marines had the area secure.
He faced the CBS camera with his helmet jauntily cocked.
He lied through his teeth and declared a tremendous victoryto be a U.S defeat & opined that we now had to pursue an honorable peace.
The corrupt LBJ even bought it. The enemy that was preparing to negotiate their surrender now knew that they had just won.

371 lumpy  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:51:28am

Sick and tired of environuts? Carbon Belch Day. Join in!

372 ec marm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:51:49am

re: #355 realwest

Well then he probably meant his uncle on his father's side of the family.
uh, wait.........there's something wrong with that, too!


No, no, that Uncle helped Ann Frank write her diary. Which is why, when he returned home, he naturally spent the first six months in the attic. Am I getting this right? History can be so confusing.

373 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:51:56am

re: #366 loppyd

Hey there, Handsome!

What post? I am doing about 8 things at once and can't scroll....

8 things? Are you a bunny or an Octopus?
{Loppy}

374 FrogMarch  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:52:12am

Come forth and worship the UN.

/little left-wing media soldiers.

375 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:52:35am

re: #367 realwest

I think you're probably right on with that one. I mean, what legitimate college or university allows a specialization in CROP CIRCLES?!

The have an impressive acronym...
CCCS
If that doesn't sound legitimate I just don't know what does.
/

376 wrenchwench  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:53:01am

Here's a link that includes videos of the Q & A session after the speech. Maybe the Auschwitz reference is in one of those. I'm still on Part 2, and I skipped the Richardson introduction. You get to hear the wind, and one could get motion sickness from the hand-held technique...

377 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:53:02am

re: #362 bosforus Well if y'all look at CBS on-line page, that's where he was quoted as saying his Uncle helped liberate Auschwitz! Which was in Poland and was liberated by the Army of the USSR.
No wonder his "uncle" hid in the attic for six months!

378 Honorary Yooper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:53:41am

re: #375 jcm

The have an impressive acronym...
CCCS
If that doesn't sound legitimate I just don't know what does.
/

Reminds me of another acronym that's similar but ends with a P instead.

379 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:53:46am

re: #373 Peacekeeper

8 things? Are you a bunny or an Octopus?
{Loppy}

James Bond's next villain.
*cue evil music*
Bunnypus!

380 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:53:46am

re: #363 jcm


You mean he's this guy?

I was thinking of that when I wrote it.
But I imaging this guy is even less capable.
I see him throwing lit paper planes at a structure made of paper clips, and concluding the planes couldn't have brought down the buildings.

381 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:53:51am

re: #367 realwest

I think you're probably right on with that one. I mean, what legitimate college or university allows a specialization in CROP CIRCLES?!

Where do you think they grow Cheerios?

382 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:54:30am

re: #365 Peacekeeper
HEY! I ain't THAT old! LOL!

383 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:55:02am

re: #355 realwest

Well then he probably meant his uncle on his father's side of the family.
uh, wait.........there's something wrong with that, too!

384 Honorary Yooper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:55:10am

re: #379 jcm

James Bond's next villain.
*cue evil music*
Bunnypus!

Was Hef involved in that one?

385 Peacekeeper  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:55:37am

Must go do work, Realwest eat yer cheerios.

386 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:55:46am

re: #380 Kosh's Shadow

I was thinking of that when I wrote it.
But I imaging this guy is even less capable.
I see him throwing lit paper planes at a structure made of paper clips, and concluding the planes couldn't have brought down the buildings.

That sounds like something I would have done as a kid. I was into trebuchets, and launching flaming projectiles.

387 FrogMarch  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:56:21am
A 13-year-old girl, "Elizabeth" described to the BBC how 10 UN peacekeepers gang-raped her in a field near her Ivory Coast home.

oh holy UN - come govern the whole world with your loving peace.
/fascist leftwing idiots of the world unite.

388 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:57:27am

re: #377 realwest

Well if y'all look at CBS on-line page, that's where he was quoted as saying his Uncle helped liberate Auschwitz! Which was in Poland and was liberated by the Army of the USSR.
No wonder his "uncle" hid in the attic for six months!


Wait, maybe his uncle was a Muslim chaplin to the Red Army.

389 Kenneth  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:58:11am

re: #147 Nevergiveup

Hey, if the Bush administration can be responsible for Hugo Chavez coming to power in 1998, and if Kennedy meeting with Khrushchev in February 1961 helped solve the Cuban missile crisis of October 1962, then I don't see why Obama's uncle couldn't have liberated Auschwitz. It's the "new history". Events "happened" if they contain a higher truth!

And by the way, did you know, that Obama's mother personally helped Betsy Ross with her sewing? It's true!

390 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:58:33am

re: #366 loppyd Sorry loppyd, but just a whole bunch of comments about it. Y'all could try the CBS site at [Link: www.cbsnews.com...]
Or the YouTube video, which at 9 minutes is missing about 50 minutes of Obama's speech (sorry can't find the damn link!)!

391 ec marm  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:59:00am

Obama's uncle receiving praise from Kofi Annan?

392 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Tue, May 27, 2008 7:59:09am
393 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:00:10am

re: #389 Kenneth

Hey, if the Bush administration can be responsible for Hugo Chavez coming to power in 1998, and if Kennedy meeting with Khrushchev in February 1961 helped solve the Cuban missile crisis of October 1962, then I don't see why Obama's uncle couldn't have liberated Auschwitz. It's the "new history". Events "happened" if they contain a higher truth!

And by the way, did you know, that Obama's mother personally helped Betsy Ross with her sewing? It's true!

Yes and she helped Einstein with that E=mc squared thing

394 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:00:57am

re: #381 Peacekeeper LOL! Ten updings for ya if I could!

395 tfc3rid  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:01:13am

Hi everybody! Back after a restful, touristy weekend in Boston... If you're out there this morning LoppyD, thanks!

396 LeonidasOfSparta  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:01:42am

re: #376 wrenchwench


I'm listening to the speech-thanks for the link. But his delivery of this speech is so CANNED-- listening to his tone of voice -- it's obvious from his tone that he's just stumping to get votes and couldn't care less about what he's saying or who he's speaking to.
His grandfater "marched in Patton's army"-- so he says.

397 debutaunt  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:02:50am

re: #13 opnion

Obama's Memorial Day comments about some 'Fallen Heros" prove that his powers include seeing Dead People.
It was disrespectful to be so unprepared.
He got off of script & established that among other reasons he is too much of a twit to be the President.

Obama seems to find he's uncomfortable with the US as his first country. If I was kept awake for three days and nights, I'd still be able to recall simple facts about my own country.

398 Kenneth  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:03:09am

re: #393 opnion

I thought Mariah Carey figured that out for Einstein...

399 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:03:25am

re: #396 LeonidasOfSparta I thought it was his Uncle who was with Patton?!?

400 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:03:38am

re: #396 LeonidasOfSparta

I'm listening to the speech-thanks for the link. But his delivery of this speech is so CANNED-- listening to his tone of voice -- it's obvious from his tone that he's just stumping to get votes and couldn't care less about what he's saying or who he's speaking to.
His grandfater "marched in Patton's army"-- so he says.

Yeah, I'd like that fact checked. I wonder if barry knows what Patton's Army designation ( 3rd Army) was in Europe?

401 David Simon  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:04:34am

Who said China's authoritarian government is heartless?

Chinese officials said Monday that the country's one-child policy exempts families with a child killed, severely injured or disabled in the country's devastating earthquake.

[Link: abcnews.go.com...]

How magnanimous of them.

402 bosforus  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:04:43am

re: #399 realwest

This has a few extra minutes, I believe.

403 realwest  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:05:24am

Well y'all it's been grand as usual, but I got me a date with the dentist and have to run!

Hope all y'all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road!

404 Kenneth  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:05:25am

re: #396 LeonidasOfSparta

It would have to have been his white grandfather who served under Patton, as his black family were from Kenya, and not part of his family tree in the 1940's. And the Kenyan's did not serve in the US military during WW2

405 The Other Les  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:05:47am

re: #400 Nevergiveup

Yeah, I'd like that fact checked. I wonder if barry knows what Patton's Army designation ( 3rd Army) was in Europe?

Make it a multiple choice question and throw in the designations of equal sized British, German, and Soviet units as alternative answers.

406 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:06:13am

re: #403 realwest

Well y'all it's been grand as usual, but I got me a date with the dentist and have to run!

Hope all y'all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road!

Let me know how it turns out?

407 Intrepid  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:06:20am

John McCain soon to give a foreign policy speech (including nuclear arms issues) in about an hour. Fox news says he will discuss keeping nuclear proliferation at bay, and will take a few hits at Russia.

And from Jimmy Carter - we have a former president not only confirming Israel's nuclear arsenal, but also putting a number to it.

What's it going to take to get this washed up has been peanut farmer to keep his trap SHUT?!

408 bosforus  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:06:53am

No discussion of it at Obama's website. With 350 comments you'd think at least one person would've mentioned it. Just sayin'.
[Link: my.barackobama.com...]

409 ishabibble  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:06:55am

re: #352 ec marm

Looks like SeeBS got caught with their pants down around their ankles. LOL!


Mama Barry named Sydney because her Dad wanted a boy (his name was Sydney + total Commie). This is Barry's Bosnian sniper fire!

p.s. I have a broken wrist, so BBL

410 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:07:01am

Good morning all!

Did you know that Firefox starts to do weird things when you have 56 tabs open?

411 itellu3times  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:07:15am
412 LeonidasOfSparta  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:07:44am

re: #399 realwest


hey I'm just listening to his speech in NM-- I am sure if you click on the link Wrenchwench provided you can hear it for yourself. (if I erred and he said "uncle" then I apologize. Part 1 of the speech.)

413 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:08:05am

re: #407 Intrepid

What's it going to take to get this washed up has been peanut farmer to keep his trap SHUT?!

Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!

/or maybe midgets...

414 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:08:05am

re:

415 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:08:55am

re: #410 Ward Cleaver

Good morning all!

Did you know that Firefox starts to do weird things when you have 56 tabs open?

I've had far more than that (triple digits) opened. What weird things are you experiencing?

416 tfc3rid  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:09:16am

Hey all, what's with the exclamation point near the post up and down dings...

417 LeonidasOfSparta  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:09:27am

re: #409 ishabibble

Stanley Ann. His mother's name is Stanley Ann. Named Stanley after her own father because he wanted a son.

418 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:09:45am

re: #411 itellu3times

Plutonic warming!

And over the weekend I was telling the family about how America's Global Warming had caused the creation of two new red spots on Jupiter...

419 HDrepub  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:09:46am

re: #407 Intrepid

What's it going to take to get this washed up has been peanut farmer to keep his trap SHUT?!

When his body assumes room temperature, the old fool can do no more harm to American foreign policy. Meanwhile he still breathes our air, and runs his yap like a cowering cur dog.

420 MandyManners  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:09:53am

re: #416 tfc3rid

Hey all, what's with the exclamation point near the post up and down dings...

Click and see.

421 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:10:11am

re: #411 itellu3times

Plutonic warming!

I'm so glad you didn't say "Platonic" warming. I hate the P-word.

422 saberry0530  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:10:49am

re: #410 Ward Cleaver

Good morning all!

Did you know that Firefox starts to do weird things when you have 56 tabs open?


Thought that it started at 64? Maybe processor related? Memory more than likely...

423 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:10:56am

re: #407 Intrepid

John McCain soon to give a foreign policy speech (including nuclear arms issues) in about an hour. Fox news says he will discuss keeping nuclear proliferation at bay, and will take a few hits at Russia.

And from Jimmy Carter - we have a former president not only confirming Israel's nuclear arsenal, but also putting a number to it.

What's it going to take to get this washed up has been peanut farmer to keep his trap SHUT?!

Carter should be locked up for that. It is probably classified information in the US as well. At a minimum, Israel should state he will no longer be allowed in the country, and if he lands, due to an emergency, don't let him off the plane, or any communication other than that needed for air traffic control, security, and repairs and refueling. No reporters.

424 tfc3rid  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:11:37am

re: #420 MandyManners

Oooh... Fancy!

I still would love to see a 'Favorite Poster' linky...

425 Intrepid  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:12:55am

Since Obama was seeing dead soldiers in his Memorial Day audience, maybe he also saw an Auschwitz liberating uncle at family gatherings when he was growing up?...

Hallucinations from too much weed or blow?

Maybe he hopes he has an Auschwitz liberating uncle?

426 Honorary Yooper  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:12:56am

re: #407 Intrepid

And from Jimmy Carter - we have a former president not only confirming Israel's nuclear arsenal, but also putting a number to it.

What's it going to take to get this washed up has been peanut farmer to keep his trap SHUT?!

Send the swamp rabbits after him.

/Dangerous question. Many could get deleted for answering it.

427 Intrepid  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:13:51am

re: #413 JamesTKirk

Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!

/or maybe midgets...

Or - horror of all possible horrors - midget bunnies?

429 jcm  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:14:11am

re: #423 Kosh's Shadow

Carter should be locked up for that. It is probably classified information in the US as well. At a minimum, Israel should state he will no longer be allowed in the country, and if he lands, due to an emergency, don't let him off the plane, or any communication other than that needed for air traffic control, security, and repairs and refueling. No reporters.

That's the number when he got briefings. It's higher now.

Rabbit Bait should be thrown back into that pond with the killer rabbit.

430 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:14:12am

re: #414 laZardo

Okay, that sounds like a little twisting there...


No it is actually in General Giaps memoirs. They were prepared to sue for peace after they were defeated during Tet.
Cronkite handed them a political victory. You can look it up.

431 laZardo  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:14:15am

re: #414 laZardo

Hmm. HTML Fudging.

432 bosforus  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:15:52am

From Obama in Las Cruces

...what is much more likely is that most of our wars today are going to be the kinds of battles we see in Afghanistan and Iraq after the initial thrust which is a combination of peacekeeping, nation building, conflict resolution and the only way that we're going to be successful there is if we have troops on the ground, sufficient numbers, that they're properly trained...

So did he just admit that we're fighting our war in Iraq in the correct way?
1:40
[Link: www.lcsun-news.com...]

433 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:15:58am

re: #415 JamesTKirk

I've had far more than that (triple digits) opened. What weird things are you experiencing?

The whole display turned white. Then windows, icons, etc., would appear and disappear at random. This is on a P4 2.8 with 1.5Gb of RAM, and an NVIDIA Quadro FX 500 video card with 128MB of video RAM. I had 56 tabs open because I had all these Web pages open that I hadn't gotten around to reading, over the last six weeks or so. Three or four of them were YouTube videos (all running simultaneously when I hit "Restore Session" after a reboot), so that might explain the video freaking out.

I copied and pasted the links I wanted to keep into an email, and sent it to myself.

434 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:16:48am

re: #398 Kenneth

I thought Mariah Carey figured that out for Einstein...

She's an interloper, it was Barry's mother

435 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:18:22am

re: #425 Intrepid

Since Obama was seeing dead soldiers in his Memorial Day audience, maybe he also saw an Auschwitz liberating uncle at family gatherings when he was growing up?...

Hallucinations from too much weed or blow?

Maybe he hopes he has an Auschwitz liberating uncle?

Next he'll be saying he was 50 miles inside Cambodia on a patrol boat, has a lucky hat, yadda, yadda, yadda...

436 songbird  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:18:36am

re: #425 Intrepid

Obama's audience in Las Cruces was hand picked veterans who had to pay to see him. It was not a large crowd, despite the plethora of New Mexico Dignitaries.

My husband and I, instead, went to the VFW Auxilliary Memorial Day Service and the following VFW cemetary service where we sang the National Anthem for the reverent and grateful crowd.

437 Intrepid  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:19:10am

re: #426 Honorary Yooper

Send the swamp rabbits after him.

/Dangerous question. Many could get deleted for answering it.

Didn't mean to rile anyone up to deletability - I just was wondering if there isn't something on the books somewhere that prohibits ex-presidents from giving out what could be classified information?

438 songbird  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:19:21am

re: #436 songbird

Obama's audience in Las Cruces was hand picked veterans who had to pay to see him. It was not a large crowd, despite the plethora of New Mexico Dignitaries.

My husband and I, instead, went to the VFW Auxilliary Memorial Day Service and the following VFW cemetary service where we sang the National Anthem for the reverent and grateful crowd.

Did I mention I live in Las Cruces?

439 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:20:01am

re: #423 Kosh's Shadow

Carter should be locked up for that. It is probably classified information in the US as well. At a minimum, Israel should state he will no longer be allowed in the country, and if he lands, due to an emergency, don't let him off the plane, or any communication other than that needed for air traffic control, security, and repairs and refueling. No reporters.

Israel should arrest him and put him on trial if he ever enters the country again.

440 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:20:42am

re: #436 songbird

Obama's audience in Las Cruces was hand picked veterans who had to pay to see him. It was not a large crowd, despite the plethora of New Mexico Dignitaries.

My husband and I, instead, went to the VFW Auxilliary Memorial Day Service and the following VFW cemetary service where we sang the National Anthem for the reverent and grateful crowd.

Who'd pay to see that bozo?

441 bosforus  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:21:06am

re: #440 Ward Cleaver

Who'd pay to see that bozo?

Birds of a feather...

442 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:21:40am

re: #422 saberry0530

Thought that it started at 64? Maybe processor related? Memory more than likely...

I figure it started running out of memory.

443 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:22:53am

re: #437 Intrepid

Didn't mean to rile anyone up to deletability - I just was wondering if there isn't something on the books somewhere that prohibits ex-presidents from giving out what could be classified information?

I don't think so, unfortunately. It must have been wrongfully presumed that ex-Presidents necessarily possess integrity.

444 opnion  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:23:02am

re: #439 Ward Cleaver

Israel should arrest him and put him on trial if he ever enters the country again.


That is a nice thought, but the UI.S would never stand for an ex president being locked up.
What should happen is that Jimmah go to nice quiet place with a duck pond.
He could spend his days sitting on a bench tossing bread to the birds.

445 J.D.  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:24:20am

Am I the last one to see this?
[Link: www.youngerthanmccain.com...]

446 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:25:14am

re: #444 opnion

That is a nice thought, but the UI.S would never stand for an ex president being locked up.
What should happen is that Jimmah go to nice quiet place with a duck pond.
He could spend his days sitting on a bench tossing bread to the birds.

I know, that's probably wishful thinking. Israel's declaring him persona non grata would work for me.

447 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:26:18am

re: #444 opnion

That is a nice thought, but the UI.S would never stand for an ex president being locked up.
What should happen is that Jimmah go to nice quiet place with a duck pond.
He could spend his days sitting on a bench tossing bread to the birds.

And holding an oar, to fend off the killer rabbits.

448 Ward Cleaver  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:26:55am

Where'd everybody go?

449 bosforus  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:27:16am

Another gem from Obama in Las Cruces

...if you're a low wage worker, an extra hundred dollars a month for gas kills them...

Obama's response to McCain's summer gas tax break was that it would only save people about $30 over the summer so it was not practical but now all of a sudden it's going to cost people $100 a month?! Interesting. I wonder how he decides which math to use when he wakes up.
5:30
[Link: www.lcsun-news.com...]

450 hermeneutics  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:28:30am

re: #444 opnion

Why doesn't Israel simply refuse to let him in their country?

If Israel refused to allow Carter into their country, the left media would have to mention Carter's treachery in their predictable denunciation of Israel: the right media would/could lay out Carter's abysmal and bigoted treatment of Jews in Israel.

Electorally, it would further galvanize the Jews who care about Israel as Republican voters. Secular Jews will vote D anyway.

I can't see the downside.

451 Legion  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:28:51am

re: #426 Honorary Yooper

Send the swamp rabbits after him.

/Dangerous question. Many could get deleted for answering it.

Jimmah Carter- traitor extrodinaire? Send him to Mars- I'd like to see him dangling from a parachute as he sinks to the red soil. The dirty Pali loving puke- whatta disgrace!

452 Nevergiveup  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:28:52am

re: #436 songbird

Obama's audience in Las Cruces was hand picked veterans who had to pay to see him. It was not a large crowd, despite the plethora of New Mexico Dignitaries.

My husband and I, instead, went to the VFW Auxilliary Memorial Day Service and the following VFW cemetary service where we sang the National Anthem for the reverent and grateful crowd.

Vets had to pay on Memorial Day? Am I the only one who thinks that is crazy and disrespectful?

453 JamesTKirk  Tue, May 27, 2008 8:29:14am

re: #428 MandyManners