Kermit was wrong- it is easy being green.

Love the new avatar menu option Charles, its wicked cool.....

I saw the green links for the spinoffs yesterday- but thought maybe they'd always been that way and I just didn't notice. LOL

Love all the new goodies, Charles. Makes the site even easier to use.

The Audacity of Change !

I just gets better and better. Thanks, Charles.

(If you have Javascript turned off, none of these things will work. Go ahead, lose your fears, turn on Javascript. You’re missing a lot of the web’s best stuff if you browse with it turned off.)

If you are using Firefox, the NoScript add-on lets you specify java script (and other) permissions on a site-by-site basis. You can also grant permissions temporarily. For this deny-dangerous-stuff-by-default behaviour to work, you have specify the permissions in Firefox to enable Javascript and Java. The permissions are then managed by NoScript (and you).

re: #5 Pvt Bin Jammin
PIMF...IT just gets better and better.

Go

ahead, lose your fears, turn on Javascript

Er ... How will I know if it's on . or if I'm missing these delights ?

re: #7 Pvt Bin Jammin

LOL- that's a great typo.

I noticed them yesterday and tried them out, also used them today. Nice new item, very helpful---nice going AGAIN Charles.

To make it more obvious which “pseudo-links” will cause some hidden content to slide into view, they’re now styled in green, with little “flippy triangles” to show that clicking them will display their associated content.

Or for the troglodytes (IE 6 users) among us, the "featureless empty rectangles".

re: #6 abolitionist

Can I see you in the Lounge?

re: #9 Sharmuta
I is de best. LOL

re: #12 Sharmuta

Be right there.

Wait a minute...I gotta' go check supthin'......

Holy Crap! I just saw myself under a "little flippy triangle"; now I've done everything! Thanks Charles!

Works well for me. I use IE7 for LGF and Firefox for the rest of my browsing.

Hey Zombie...are you covering the Israel Parade in Manhattan today? B-)

This calls for a poster:

Despite the code tweaking, a problem LGF doesn't have.

All right! My lovely hubby just brought me home a new mouse! ! The old one wouldn't hardly roll at all, now this one is zipping all over the place. WOW! This will be hard to get use to.

Projected Results
Real-time Race Results: Updated June 1, 2008 - 4:04 PM (all times Eastern Standard)
Precincts Reporting 3%
Candidate Votes Vote % Delegates Projected Winner
Clinton 3,463 67% 28 Winner
Obama 1,724 33% 14
.

re: #20 Inquisitive

Easy to please huh ?

re: #17 Shay4l
That's a cute avatar you have there!

re: #22 LeftJustAintRight

Easy to please huh ?

Hey if you had been dealing with the mouse I had been using you would be so excited also--but the best thing is that he remembered I had mentioned I needed a new one.

re: #23 Pvt Bin Jammin

Thanks! Luv my dog

I don't see myself in recent comments. Maybe I need to upgrade the quality :/

re: #24 Inquisitive

I am picking on you
Good for him he remembered

re: #26 LeftJustAintRight

I am picking on you
Good for him he remembered

Pick away I don't care, nothing can bother me today--I have a new mouse! !

re: #25 Shay4l
I didn't make it into recent comments either. LOL Maybe they have to by more than a few words.

The little flippy triangles are fun.

WHOOP

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WHOOP

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Here comes the bombshell "whitey" tape, probably tomorrow!

/is there room under the bus for Michelle?

re: #30 Killian Bundy
mmmm fresh roadkill? ha

OT: I was at Grand Ol Days in St. Paul just a bit ago, and saw some Veterans for Peace moonbats, but didn't see any others. Plenty of hippie-types, though.

re: #30 Killian Bundy

Here comes the bombshell "whitey" tape, probably tomorrow!

/is there room under the bus for Michelle?

Already? I thought the owner was going to sit on it until General Election

re: #30 Killian Bundy

Here comes the bombshell "whitey" tape, probably tomorrow!

/is there room under the bus for Michelle?

Any chance it's real?

re: #34 ec marm

Any chance it's real?

/a reporter on Fox is certain it exists and says it's already in the possession of at least one network

re: #33 simonml

Already? I thought the owner was going to sit on it until General Election

/that's been the dull roar buzz since yesterday

re: #30 Killian Bundy

Here comes the bombshell "whitey" tape, probably tomorrow!

/is there room under the bus for Michelle?

I would surmise that the reason someone has held back on this is that the MSM will spin it and it won't hold traction as an issue through November...'cept for whitey of course..and not all of us...time is the Obamessiah's friend right now.

re: #35 Killian Bundy

/a reporter on Fox is certain it exists and says it's already in the possession of at least one network

They may want to get it out there now so this fall they can bury it as "old news"

re: #20 Inquisitive

Was the old one a mechanical mouse? You have to clean them out occasionally to keep them running smoothly.

re: #35 Killian Bundy

/a reporter on Fox is certain it exists and says it's already in the possession of at least one network

Which reporter, KB? Any idea?

Very nice features Charles.

From DEITIES & DEMIGODS

Cyclopedia of gods and heroes from myth and legend for Advanced D & D. Published by TSR in 1980.

NYARLATHOTEP (the crawling chaos, the messenger of the gods)

Lesser god

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Nyarlathoptep appears as a tall dark man. His appearance in the world is said to foretell the the return of the Old Ones from their imprisonment. He charms humans, humanoids, and non-magical animals by his mere presence (good alignment, save at +4; evil alignment, save at -4). Those falling under his spell either obey him or behave in a purely chaotic manner. Thus his progress across the face of the land is followed by riot, war, mass murder, suicide, and insanity. No non-sentient creature can harm him, even if controlled.

The god is believed by some students of the occult to have various guises, including a red bat-like form with three evil eyes. He can call up an army of wild beasts or mindless humans within an hour's notice (1-100 of them). Each time Nyarlathotep hits an enemy, he drains 3-30 hit points from them, which temporarily add to his hit point total for one full turn. There is a 5% chance that a continual light spell will drive this being off into the Astral Plane.
_

re: #38 Shay4l

They may want to get it out there now so this fall they can bury it as "old news"

exactly. Play it out now and it'll never hold any traction over six months. Like I said. Time is Obamessiah's friend right now.

re: #39 AZfederalist

Was the old one a mechanical mouse? You have to clean them out occasionally to keep them running smoothly.

Yes it was and yes I had done that several times---It was just wore out.

re: #40 Bob in Breckenridge

Which reporter, KB? Any idea?

He was on a couple hours ago, I don't remember the name.

/the fair and balanced Obama counterpointarian called it a Republican smear job, "that's what they do" but, of course, didn't deny the tape exists

re: #42 The Other Les

Oh that got me thinking how to work up a campaign, just reading it.

Um, I mean... NERDS!

re: #44 Inquisitive

Yes it was and yes I had done that several times---It was just wore out.

If he really loves you, he would get you a wireless mouse :o)~

re: #38 Shay4l

They may want to get it out there now so this fall they can bury it as "old news"

Yeah, but just as Newt divorcing his wife while she had health issues, some things are so odious and unforgettable and unforgivable, they make a candidate unelectable. No matter how much spin.

With 22% counted in Puerto Rico, Clinton leads Obama 67%-33%, about 19,000 votes. At that rate, she'll get about 100,000 more votes than BO today.

A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small Texas town. With his dummy on his knee he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think can stereotype women that way. What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. It's because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women in general....and all in the name of humor"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the the blonde yells, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee".

Hillary wins Puerto Rico.

re: #45 Killian Bundy

He was on a couple hours ago, I don't remember the name.

/the fair and balanced Obama counterpointarian called it a Republican smear job, "that's what they do" but, of course, didn't deny the tape exists

It's amazing how thin-skinned these lib losers are when telling the truth about someone using their OWN WORDS is a "swear job".

re: #47 Shay4l

If he really loves you, he would get you a wireless mouse :o)~

I am just pleased as punch that he remebered and picked it up for me--I am the one that uses it all the time and kept forgetting to pick one up when I was out. He had taken our son to best buy to buy new graphic card and picked up the mouse while there. He knows nothing about computers and does not use them. He got me a optical one so that is a move up from what I was using.

Fox reporting that the Obama announcement of yesterday didn't get much mention at TUCC today, but the church bulletin was titled "Declaration of Independence".

I'm wondering how many Trinity members have ever read the real Declaration or can even quote from it by memory....

Evidently they're comfortable down there around the axle and chassis...

re: #18 yitzy

Hey Zombie...are you covering the Israel Parade in Manhattan today? B-)

zombie is west coast. great parade was there a couple of years ago
except for the naturi karti apakosaium and there leftist lackies.

naturi karti a shunda, kapo mumzarium mit dam yahuoodi al yadium.

re: #49 Opilio

Go hillary, go!

re: #53 Inquisitive

Yah, I was just teasing

Believe it or not, I'm even more annoying in real life. Don't know how the Mrs puts up with me.

All she says is "One day at a time, Dear," when I ask.

re: #52 Bob in Breckenridge

PIMF-

It's amazing how thin-skinned these lib losers are when telling the truth about someone using their OWN WORDS is a "smear job".

First if there is a Michelle Obama tape they will spin it as a response to all the racism Michelle encountered at Princeton, and that she wants a "better world" for black and white babies, yadda, yadda. Or PMS, who knows.

The reality is high-minded campaigner Sleepy John won't use it, but Billary certainly will. Without those Clintons Sleepy John's campaign would be in a lot of trouble before the convention.

Real issues are the Messiah's tenuous grasp on basic economics, cluelessness on foreign policy and negotiations, and his inability to function without a full text or teleprompter. He would be easy pickings for a real, fired up republican candidate without Bush baggage, but John " Happy Just To Be Here" McCain is the nominee.

McCain doing a Bob Dole imitation will keep it close.

re: #55 yochanan

zombie is west coast. great parade was there a couple of years ago
except for the naturi karti apakosaium and there leftist lackies.

naturi karti a shunda, kapo mumzarium mit dam yahuoodi al yadium.

On the other hand Olmert will have a Jewish community to live in that shares his views when he is totally discredited.

re: #57 Shay4l

Yah, I was just teasing

Believe it or not, I'm even more annoying in real life. Don't know how the Mrs puts up with me.

All she says is "One day at a time, Dear," when I ask.

All in fun is just right with me---You didn't annoy me at all--now the old mouse--now that was annoying me. Anyway hubby just wants to keep me happy---I get the computer and he gets the tv--life is great!(LOL)

Wow....
Christian preachers face arrest in Birmingham

A police community support officer ordered two Christian preachers to stop handing out gospel leaflets in a predominantly Muslim area of Birmingham.
...
They said when the officer realised they were American, although both have lived in Britain for many years, he launched a tirade against President Bush and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Mr Cunningham said: "I told him that this had nothing to do with the gospel we were preaching but he became very aggressive.

"He said we were in a Muslim area and were not allowed to spread our Christian message. He said we were committing a hate crime by telling the youths to leave Islam and said that he was going to take us to the police station."

The preacher refused to give the PCSO his address because he felt the officer's manner was "threatening and intimidating".

The ministers claim he also advised them not to return to the area. As he walked away, the PCSO said: "You have been warned. If you come back here and get beaten up, well you have been warned".

I hope the new menus won't reduce my carbon footprint.

Call the Whaaaaa-ammbulance for poor bruised Obama- he gets his feelings hurt.

It is interesting that the people who are the most afraid of using force - avoid it, but when they are forced into a confrontation - they cry, beg for mercy, or go completely overboard.

WIMP - will we be seeing that on the cover of Time any time soon?

re: #61 Inquisitive

All in fun is just right with me---You didn't annoy me at all--now the old mouse--now that was annoying me. Anyway hubby just wants to keep me happy---I get the computer and he gets the tv--life is great!(LOL)

Aha, I see his plan now. Shrewd fellow.

How can Obama even speak with so much foot in his mouth?

Thanks for the Green, Charles. You're the best.

I wish Republicans would sit on the Obama tape until early November. This is premature.

Why the heck can't Republicans keep their collective mouths shut? Now the Dems have time to prepare a response to the tape. Had we sprung it on them, they may have revealed their racist/racialist essence.

Two mistakes: 1) not waiting until early November or late October; 2) blabbing about it in advance.

Hmm, it's going to take a a Homerian effortt to dislodge Sharmuta from that top ten position.

"Sing, goddess, the rage of Hillary the daughter of Rodham,
the destructive rage that sent countless ills on the Liberals..."

You people don't get it.

Michelle Obama will say , " I would never say anything bad about white people because my husband is half-white. "

Thanks dead mom and thrown-under-the-bus grand mom !

re: #68 hermeneutics

Because if the tape is in the hands of larry johnson- he's not a republican.

re: #62 Killgore Trout

comin' 'round again my friend. This has all been foretold; the big difference is that Christians will be arrested for prostelytzing, but moslems won't......

Listen to The Moustache owning a conceited BBC muppet:

BBC World Service Interview With John Bolton

Only 7 minutes but it covers Iran, Iraq and George Moonbat.

re: #68 hermeneutics

This may not be a Republican releasing the tape, unless you consider Hillary the honorary Rpublican.

re: #66 irongrampa

How can Obama even speak with so much foot in his mouth?

He envisions his feet as waffles.

re: #71 Sharmuta

Because if the tape is in the hands of larry johnson- he's not a republican.

yep. exactly. allow time to dilute the overt racism...

actually, Michelle looks as though she hates the whole world, not just whitey...man..what a scowl!

re: #58 Bob in Breckenridge

PIMF-

I kind of liked the original. :-)

re: #68 hermeneutics

How do you know it's Republicans? The Clintons have been after this tape too, why else is Hillary hanging in there?

/the beauty of a videotape is that it's always the same no matter how many times you replay it

re: #76 paxnhymn

She seems very bitter.

re: #72 paxnhymn

I think it's also pretty chocking that the police officer expects them to get beat up and he's not going to protect them.

re: #78 Killian Bundy

How do you know it's Republicans? The Clintons have been after this tape too, why else is Hillary hanging in there?

/the beauty of a videotape is that it's always the same no matter how many times you replay it

But if you see the cat twice it means that you are in The Matrix.

re: #64 DistantThunder

Call the Whaaaaa-ammbulance for poor bruised Obama- he gets his feelings hurt.
....WIMP - will we be seeing that on the cover of Time any time soon?

No, but I will be looking forward to an entertaining Coulter column.

Two word to describe The Obama: 1. Arrogant 2. Pissy

Girly, girly man he is.

re: #68 hermeneutics

While I partially agree with the sentiment, if the tape is not in the hands of the Republicans, the issue is moot. Also, consider that if this comes out after the TUCC issue has died down, the opportunity to wave it off as "old news", or "she was just caught up in the moment" could be used.

/yeah, the latter argument is pretty weak, but give the MSM a chance, and they'll polish it

re: #68 hermeneutics

The tape supposedly is in the hands of a Democrat bigwig... a Hillary supporting bigwig. Larry Johnson was shown the tape, but doesn't possess it... yet. The bigwig wants to destroy Obama so Hillary can get the nomination, not so McCain can win in November.

re: #51 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Hillary wins Puerto Rico.

FWIW, the past week and day there have been a swarm of small earthquakes in and around Puerto Rico:

[Link: earthquake.usgs.gov...]

re: #84 stevieray

The tape supposedly is in the hands of a Democrat bigwig... a Hillary supporting bigwig. Larry Johnson was shown the tape, but doesn't possess it... yet. The bigwig wants to destroy Obama so Hillary can get the nomination, not so McCain can win in November.

It's twue, it's twue!

/Madeline Khan

re: #68 hermeneutics

I wish Republicans would sit on the Obama tape until early November. This is premature.

Why the heck can't Republicans keep their collective mouths shut? Now the Dems have time to prepare a response to the tape. Had we sprung it on them, they may have revealed their racist/racialist essence.

Two mistakes: 1) not waiting until early November or late October; 2) blabbing about it in advance.

Bill is looking forward to a position that includes an intern. Hillary is looking forward to world domination. You think Republicans are so motivated?

re: #82 The Shadow Do

No, but I will be looking forward to an entertaining Coulter column.

Two word to describe The Obama: 1. Arrogant 2. Pissy

Girly, girly man he is.

Well the Pissy and Girly aspects of the B.O. pretty much negate any resemblance he has to this character.

Dear Lizards,

On this beautiful spring day, it's difficult to talk about catastrophe, but I would like to encourage all of you who have not done so, to stock up on food - water, grains, beans, and other convenience foods that do not require electricity, like canned soup - at least a months worth, 3 months is better.

In our church we have been counseled and trained to store a year supply of food where that is possible. It is so important to have food on hand, and not be one of those poor souls waiting in endless lines in an emergency.

Things are happening in the world, and our food supply lines are vulnerable to all sorts of natural and man-made events.

Remember to include soap
some comfort foods,
medical supplies,
lots of plastic garbage bags to handle human waste
and light sources like lanterns, flashlights and batteries and bulbs.

People I know who have very good information tell me that this is more important than ever before.

At this website Provident Home Living then clink on Family Home Storage and download the pamplet. You will find instructions of how to properly store a 3 month supply of food and water.

There are additional instructions for periods longer than a 3 months.

We've been instructed on this for years - and now we are being told it is even more urgent. Email me if you have any questions.

DT

re: #56 Sharmuta

Go hillary, go!

With half the Puerto Rico vote counted, Clinton's lead grows to 68%-32%, with a margin of 57,000 votes. It appears she'll win by more than 100,000 votes. More fodder for the "popular votes" argument -- at least until Montana and South Dakota.

re: #80 Killgore Trout

Looking at it critically, the British police have been unable to protect their own citizens from violence either by these people or by uncontrolled hoodlums throughout their country. ... and they take great exception when people seek to protect themselves, making the victim into the criminal should that victim harm one of the delinquents attacking them.

/Britain -- it's done for

I keep seeing mentions of this, but I'm out of the loop. Did Obama REALLY say there are 57 states in the union? Seriously? And if so, why wasn't that widely reported like the Dan Quayle/Potatoe incident?

I will FREAK if this idiot gets in the White house. lol

re: #87 offendi

Bill is looking forward to a position that includes an intern. Hillary is looking forward to world domination. You think Republicans are so motivated?

That's part of the problem. We're nowhere close to being that motivated.

[Link: mopu.blogspot.com...]

re: #7 Pvt Bin Jammin

Unless you're Michelle Obama. Then it gets bitter and bitter.

re: #92 Israel4ever

I keep seeing mentions of this, but I'm out of the loop. Did Obama REALLY say there are 57 states in the union? Seriously? And if so, why wasn't that widely reported like the Dan Quayle/Potatoe incident?

I will FREAK if this idiot gets in the White house. lol

I think he meant 47 - but yes he said 57 and it's been all over the blogosphere.

Obama tape? Is this like the Paris Hilton tape?

re: #96 Lucius Septimius

Obama tape? Is this like the Paris Hilton tape?

Oh, Dear God! I hope not. Ewwww.

Michelle Said What?

re: #97 Sharmuta

Oh, Dear God! I hope not. Ewwww.

(imagining the BWAHN -- chikka BWAHN -- chicka soundtrack ....)

re: #92 Israel4ever

I keep seeing mentions of this, but I'm out of the loop. Did Obama REALLY say there are 57 states in the union? Seriously? And if so, why wasn't that widely reported like the Dan Quayle/Potatoe incident?

I will FREAK if this idiot gets in the White house. lol

At a campaign event in Beaverton, Oregon, 05-09-2008:

Over the last fifteen months, we’ve travelled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states, I think — one left to go.

It seems to me, he was saying that there are 58 states, but 57 is the number that got picked up.

re: #97 Sharmuta

At least the Hilton tape might be entertaining.

/did I really say that?

re: #95 DistantThunder

I think he meant 47 - but yes he said 57 and it's been all over the blogosphere.

Texas is really four states, three of which ought to be considered to be part of Atzlan, and then there's DC and Puerto Rico and Guam, which really should be states except for the hegemony of White Racists.

/"mainstream Democrat"

re: #94 Crepuscular Prick

Unless you're Michelle Obama. Then it gets bitter and bitter.

Michelle can cry me a bitter river.

re: #90 Opilio

With half the Puerto Rico vote counted, Clinton's lead grows to 68%-32%, with a margin of 57,000 votes. It appears she'll win by more than 100,000 votes. More fodder for the "popular votes" argument -- at least until Montana and South Dakota.

Go, Hildebeast, go!

Say, if this Appalachian-style margin holds up, how are the Obamites gonna spin it?

re: #102 Lucius Septimius

Oh, and the UP -- don't forget their claims to statehood.

My apologies. I thought the tape was in the hands of a Fox News reporter, not a Clintonite. Republicans can't do anything about the timing, then.

What was the tape that Fox was sitting on? Is it a completely different tape?

If so, I'm smiling.

if there is a tape, you can imagine how damning it is. we know what she is capable of saying based on what she has said already while in the public eye. just think of what she could have said in church or another setting where she felt free to rant.
and when she tries to explain what she really meant on the tape, there is a big group of clear thinking bitter clinging americans who will trust their interpretation of her words and not her spin to soften the hate.

re: #102 Lucius Septimius

While you are at it, why don't you divide California into thirds. And New York into the city and 'upstate."

re: #73 Spiritualized

Listen to The Moustache owni