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KSM: Forget Liberty, Give Me Death

Thu, Jun 5, 2008 at 9:15:05 am PDT

Khalid Sheikh wants us to kill him: The Associated Press: Accused 9/11 mastermind wants death sentence.

GUANTANAMO BAY NAVAL BASE, Cuba (AP) — Khalid Sheikh Mohammed said Thursday that he would welcome the death penalty for his confessed role as mastermind of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks.

“Yes, this is what I wish, to be a martyr for a long time,” Mohammed told a military judge who warned that he faces execution if convicted of organizing the attacks on America. “I will, God willing, have this, by you.”

But please, whatever you do, not the panties on the head!

KSM has been allowed to get his radical Islamic sheikh thing going on while in captivity; he’s been provided with the traditional clothes and allowed to grow his beard to a ridiculous length. Because we wouldn’t want to be insensitive to the murdering monster, would we?

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1 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:16:12am

I volunteer to kick the stool.

2 Alouette  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:16:28am

Give him what he wants, but don't let the media know about it.

3 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:16:37am

He should be shaved and in an orange fucking jumpsuit.

Actually, he should be dead already, what am I saying.

4 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:16:40am

So given our usual procedures, we can sentence him to death and he'll still rot for another 20 years in jail.

5 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:16:57am

He deserves to die...of natural causes. No virgins for you, khalid!

6 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:17:00am

Hey--I made that comment in the spirit of his request.

7 zmdavid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:17:07am

Murderers aren't martyrs.

8 mean Gene  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:17:30am

How heroic is that?
Didn't he see Saddam's hanging?
OOPS!
Probably missed that while in custody.

9 Peacekeeper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:17:49am

Give him a gun and one bullet. See if he means it.

10 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:17:57am

re: #1 MandyManners

I volunteer to kick the stool.

Strap him to a remote drone packed with fuel and explosives and crash it into a Al Qaeda Camp.

11 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:18:05am

Tell him right now he's not eligible- make that f*cker seethe!

12 thedopefishlives  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:18:14am

Somebody must reeeeeeeeeally be lusting for some virgins if he's wanting to die that badly.

/Horny old pervert, he is

13 zmdavid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:18:21am
radical Islamic sheikh


sheikh or chic? They both work.

14 Maximu§  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:18:24am

But please, whatever you do, not the panties on the head!

No problem Khalid, we'll wrap them around your throat.

15 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:18:29am
16 BingoBunny  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:18:38am

Lets see.. can we shave him after the conviction.. and make the noose from his beard..?

17 Peacekeeper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:18:54am

Is that a cartoon of an Islamic guy? I predict rage.

18 debutaunt  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:18:57am

re: #1 MandyManners

I volunteer to kick the stool.

Shoot 'em in the toodles!

19 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:18:57am

re: #15 taxfreekiller

Put O'ccult in his cell for a week, let them talk it over.

Cruel and unusual.

20 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:19:17am

re: #10 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Strap him to a remote drone packed with fuel and explosives and crash it into a Al Qaeda Camp.

First, teach him the Slim Pickens "Yeee-hooo!" just for theatrical effect.

21 EC Marm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:19:22am

He'll be pardoned in the closing days of the Obama administration.

22 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:19:29am

Note on the picture the S&P index is up today.

/Smoke that KSM....

23 mean Gene  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:19:59am

He looks remarkable like the Danish cartoon Mo with the bomb turbin.

24 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:20:02am

re: #18 debutaunt

Shoot 'em in the toodles!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I love that video!

25 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:20:05am

Leave him in jail to rot.

26 Maine's Michael  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:20:25am

I guess KSM didn't get President Dances-With-Saudi's memo about Islam being the Religion of Peace.

27 cferraro04  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:20:34am

Yeah...these guys want to be made martyrs...I can't figure it out...they get free lodging, 3 meals square on our dime.... They complain and their complaints are answered... Where in the real world did they have it so good... If he wants a free pass to the afterlife...who are we to deny him...maybe the noose can be made out of pig skin...

Here is an article depicting the persecution of Christians by Muslims in England: htt//www.newsmax.com/reagan/christians_muslims/200 8/06/05/101875.html

28 NY Nana  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:20:34am

re: #1 MandyManners

Got steel-tipped boots?

Can I have your autograph?

29 Jinx  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:20:58am

May he die for his beliefs and find himself trapped in an eternity of hell. The hate-filled bastard will get his "martyrdom" and then he'll find the punishments of a just God and that the devil will speedily take him down to the depths of his punishments.

Pity the fool who is trapped in the gall of his own bitterness.

30 Peacekeeper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:20:59am

Can't wait for his legion of do-gooding lawyers to file briefs trying to nullify his deathwish.

31 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:21:00am
32 abolitionist  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:21:24am

Sorry KSM, you only get to be a martyr for 72 sloppy seconds. Didn't the imams explain that to you?

33 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:21:26am
34 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:21:26am
Mohammed's defense team has said he may have suffered cognitive impairment from harsh interrogations in CIA custody. The Bush administration acknowledged in February that Mohammed was waterboarded — a technique that involves strapping a person down and pouring water over his or her cloth-covered face to create the sensation of drowning.

For the left, it's gonna be all about this. We, the US, will be on trial. Never mind the mass-murdering fanatics.

35 Gordon Marock  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:21:42am

Gee, how brave, demand death from the one friggin' country that won't oblige even a mass murderer.

36 cferraro04  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:21:46am

re: #27 cferraro04

Here is a correct link:

[Link: www.newsmax.com...]

37 Ringo the Gringo  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:21:54am

Execute him and bury him with Lyndie England's knickers over his head.

38 jaunte  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:21:59am

Time to reopen Devil's Island.
Khalid Sheik Papillon.

39 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:04am

Give him four walls and a cot. Let him rot. Let him dream of martyrhood for the rest of his days. Make him wait for his virgins.

Deny him his dream like he denied so many in New York and Washington of theirs.

40 bulwrk  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:06am

strap him to a JDAM and fly him into mugabes house.

41 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:19am
42 Peacekeeper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:20am

Choose between jumping or roasting.

43 paxnhymn  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:32am

re: #3 Occasional Reader

He should be shaved and in an orange fucking jumpsuit.

Actually, he should be dead already, what am I saying.

I've always wondered how much appeasement the Romans or Greeks gave their prisoners before carrying out a sentence...

we are PCing ourselves OUT OF EXISTENCE!

44 Watookal  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:32am

Well someone give me a rope and a strong tree.

45 CIA Reject  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:49am

Sorry pal, no virgins for you until you've spent an intimate week-end with some of the boys over at Ten House.

/Scumbag!

46 Onslow  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:51am

From Wikipedia


Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is usually reported to have been born in Kuwait to parents from Baluchistan in Pakistan.[2] He spent some of his formative years in Kuwait, just like his nephew, Ramzi Yousef (three years his junior). He joined the Muslim Brotherhood at age 16. He returned to Pakistan soon after, and after spending some time there, went to the United States for further study.

He attended Chowan College, a small Baptist school in Murfreesboro, North Carolina, for a few years (beginning in 1983) before transferring to the North Carolina Agricultural and Technical State University and completing a degree in mechanical engineering in 1986.[8][9] The following year he went to Afghanistan, where he and his brothers (Zahed, Abed, and Aref) fought against the Soviet Union during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. (Some sources believe Khalid was fighting in Afghanistan before he moved to the United States.) There, he was introduced to Abdul Rasul Sayyaf, head of the Islamic Union Party. The 9/11 Commission Report notes on page 149 that "Sayyaf was close to Ahmed Shah Massoud, the leader of the Afghan Northern Alliance."

The 9/11 Commission Report also notes that, "By his own account, KSM's animus toward the United States stemmed not from his experiences there as a student, but rather from his violent disagreement with U.S. foreign policy favoring Israel."[10]


It infuriates me that this shithead lived here.

47 jcm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:57am

Brer Rabbit, he wants to be a martyr, and get his 72 year old white raisin.

Make him slop hogs for the rest of his life.

48 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:22:58am
49 steveoh  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:23:15am

In honor of my best friend who was killed on 9-11 I hope he is forced to watch in horror as his compatriots are killed one by one in front of him. Then we should put him on the roof of a burning building giving him the option of inhaling the deadly smoke or jumping to meet his imagined virgins.

May this sick bastard suffer. Really suffer.

50 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:23:16am

Doesn't some science class in NYC want to do a field trip to lets say the Empire State Building to test gravity with a heavy object? Or see if man will fly or not? Just saying.

51 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:23:30am

No. If he wants to die so badly, I suggest we don't let him. It'd be a worse punishment to make him shave off his beard and wear and orange jumpsuit in solitary without a Koran for the rest of his life.

52 Daisy  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:23:32am

Sounds like the jailers seriously obeyed the protocols of their sensitivity teachers: CAIR. And now the sheik provides free advertising to the ummah's cause. And we pay tax $$$ for his ad campaign and housing.

53 Fat Jolly Penguin  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:23:36am

Death is way too good for this scum. Let 'im rot.

54 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:24:04am

Your wish is our command!

55 Vergeltung  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:24:05am

we should send him to meet Stan and Allan as soon as possible me thinks... :)

56 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:24:06am

re: #47 jcm

Brer Rabbit, he wants to be a martyr, and get his 72 year old white raisin.

Make him slop hogs for the rest of his life.

Plenty of prison farms in Texas. We'll take him. I'll make sure he gets 72 virgin hoes of the cotton-farming variety.

57 Peacekeeper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:24:16am

Donate yerself to stem cell research. The Left won't have a problem with that.

58 Rednek  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:24:44am

Justice would be to humiliate him, set him on fire and push him out a skyscrapper.

59 livefreeor die  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:24:44am

Put him in solitary for the rest of his miserable life. Standard prison rations, standard prisoner clothing, just like everyone else. No soap box or attention. Deny him the one thing he wants.

Or hand him over to the Mossad.

60 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:24:58am

re: #57 Peacekeeper

Donate yerself to stem cell research. The Left won't have a problem with that.

Mugabe needs human shields...

61 redstateredneck  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:25:14am

re: #51 Honorary Yooper

No. If he wants to die so badly, I suggest we don't let him. It'd be a worse punishment to make him shave off his beard and wear and orange jumpsuit in solitary without a Koran for the rest of his life.

Can somebody put panties on his head just for good measure?

62 pat  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:25:32am

Obama can save him!

63 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:25:39am

re: #13 zmdavid

I missed you on the other thread...My repsonse to OR

I am not bashing Catholics, I am poking fun at a man who is a Catholic Cardinal and done a great disservice to Catholics who have been true to their faith. I am deeply saddened for them because of the likes of Law.

I was making a joke about Cardinal Law who is a despicable human being.

I also happen to be raising my daughter as a Catholic as my wife is Catholic. We were married in a Catholic church.

I must of missed where you admonished Cape Coddah and Dirk for their Catholic bashing.

Thanks on the beckon thing Ward already straightened me out.

P.S. I have friends who were molested by priest and struggled mightily because of it.

ZM David -Your tattle tale muckracking is not appreciated. Go back and read what I wrote. I specifically used terms to disassociate law from the church.

64 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:25:41am

re: #59 livefreeor die

Put him in solitary for the rest of his miserable life. Standard prison rations, standard prisoner clothing, just like everyone else. No soap box or attention. Deny him the one thing he wants.

Or hand him over to the Mossad.

I like that suggestion too. Mossad would have a lot of fun with this asshole.

65 razorbacker  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:25:49am

Now see there? And you thought you had no points of agreement with those guys?

Shame on you. You can always find something to agree on.

66 experiencedtraveller  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:26:05am

re: #48 song_and_dance_man

I say we fly an airplane into him.

As long as its made by Boeing....

67 debutaunt  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:26:07am

re: #24 MandyManners

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I love that video!

She's my new heroine!

68 Peacekeeper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:26:48am

re: #63 Endangered in MASS

Cahn't this town go one day without a riot?

69 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:26:58am

Give him to a Mexican hairdresser.

70 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:27:03am

re: #1 MandyManners

I volunteer to kick the stool.

Why use a stool? Hoist him up slow and let him kick for awhile.

71 steveoh  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:27:08am

re: #3 Occasional Reader

Absolutely! Orange jumpsuit shaved of all hair and shackled.

72 Alouette  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:27:10am

Welcome, O Martyr of Allah!

73 Maine's Michael  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:27:14am

Lock him up forever. No koran. Serve all his meals on these plates.

74 marge45b  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:27:18am

Make sure they bury him with a pig!

75 Rednek  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:27:21am

re: #34 Occasional Reader

For the left, it's gonna be all about this. We, the US, will be on trial. Never mind the mass-murdering fanatics.

Charles Manson uses a similar tactic, I think.

76 Peacekeeper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:27:24am

re: #70 Cygnus

Why use a stool? Hoist him up slow and let him kick for awhile.

Stool softener!

77 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:27:32am

Send him to live in peace... in Sierra Leone.

78 chinesearithmetic  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:27:56am

Shoot if you must this young gray head
You've gone and burned that Rosebud sled

79 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:28:00am

re: #65 razorbacker

Now see there? And you thought you had no points of agreement with those guys?

Shame on you. You can always find something to agree on.

I don't agree! Let him rot. He denied the dreams of thousands of people. The least we could do is deny his dream to him.

80 tfc3rid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:28:01am

BTW, the French 'spiderman' climbed portions of the NY TYimes building here in NYC and still is...

He has a banner unfurled that says...

"Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week."

81 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:28:18am

re: #68 Peacekeeper


Sorry. Couldn't let that one go. I 've said my piece.

82 ROPMA  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:28:28am

Smear him with lard then hang him Iranian style.

83 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:28:30am

re: #80 tfc3rid

BTW, the French 'spiderman' climbed portions of the NY TYimes building here in NYC and still is...

He has a banner unfurled that says...

"Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week."

Khalid's new roomie!

84 blutonazi98  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:28:37am

i say he should get lethal injection.... of pig blood.

no raisins for you!

85 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:28:51am

Also, he should have to pay twenty-five dollars, and pick up the garbage.

86 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:02am

re: #82 ROPMA

Smear him with lard then hang him Iranian style.

Smear him with Iranians and hang him lard-style.

87 Dad O' Blondes  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:03am

Death?

Sure.

But first, a little "ru ru".

.

88 loppyd  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:04am

There is a seat for him at the head table of the Hell Party.

89 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:18am

John Bolton doesnt think much of BHO;

Obama the naive

Barack Obama's willingness to meet with the leaders of rogue states such as Iran and North Korea "without preconditions" is a naive and dangerous approach to dealing with the hard men who run pariah states. It will be an important and legitimate issue for policy debate during the remainder of the presidential campaign.

Consider his facile observations about President Kennedy's first meeting with Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev, in Vienna in 1961. Obama saw it as a meeting that helped win the Cold War, when in fact it was an embarrassment for the American side. The inexperienced Kennedy performed so poorly that Khrushchev may well have been encouraged to position Soviet missiles in Cuba in 1962, thus precipitating one of the Cold War's most dangerous crises.

Such realities should cause Obama to become more circumspect, minimizing his off-the-cuff observations about history, grand strategy and diplomacy. In fact, he has done exactly the opposite, exhibiting so many gaps in his knowledge and understanding of world affairs that they have not yet received the attention they deserve. He consistently reveals failings in foreign policy that are far more serious than even his critics had previously imagined.

90 MES41067  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:20am

Don't wait send him to hell now.

91 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:25am

re: #37 Ringo the Gringo

Execute him and bury him with Lyndie England's knickers over his head.

And then lard him up, wrap him in pigskin, and fertilize the grave with dog poop.

92 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:29am

re: #87 Dad O' Blondes

Death?

Sure.

But first, a little "ru ru".

.

ruh roh!

/LOL

93 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:29am
94 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:41am

re: #61 redstateredneck

Can somebody put panties on his head just for good measure?

Rosie's panties.

/ick

95 RTLM  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:44am
Yes, this is what I wish, to be a martyr for a long time,” Mohammed told a military judge who warned that he faces execution if convicted of organizing the attacks on America. “I will, God willing, have this, by you.”

Nope - its off to supermax for a long, solitary stay.

(if it was up to me)

96 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:29:58am

re: #80 tfc3rid

BTW, the French 'spiderman' climbed portions of the NY TYimes building here in NYC and still is...

He has a banner unfurled that says...

"Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week."

What a turd.

97 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:00am

re: #80 tfc3rid

BTW, the French 'spiderman' climbed portions of the NY TYimes building here in NYC and still is...

He has a banner unfurled that says...

"Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week."

Don't suppose he can back that up with facts?

98 nikis-knight  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:00am

Put him in a cell with crappy food, no contact out, no perks, and poison.

Let him take his own damn life.

99 Vergeltung  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:01am

re: #73 Maine's Michael

Lock him up forever. No koran. Serve all his meals on these plates.

lollerz! :D

100 newsjunkie_ky  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:11am

De-ny, de-ny, de-ny!
/channeling Gomer Pyle

No virgins for YOU!
/channeling the soup nazi

101 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:14am

re: #80 tfc3rid

BTW, the French 'spiderman' climbed portions of the NY TYimes building here in NYC and still is...

He has a banner unfurled that says...

"Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week."

Call in the sharpshooters! Shoot him off!

102 redstateredneck  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:22am

re: #94 Ward Cleaver

Rosie's panties.

/ick

Ward, you've gone too far.

103 jcm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:36am

re: #80 tfc3rid

BTW, the French 'spiderman' climbed portions of the NY TYimes building here in NYC and still is...

He has a banner unfurled that says...

"Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week."

Not going to say it.....
Let's just say I hope for a little acceleration in his life.
At 9.8 m/s2

104 coquimbojoe  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:44am

How about life in prison, with regular body waxing thrown in? Say every three months or so he gets a Brazilian?

105 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:59am
106 tfc3rid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:30:59am

re: #97 Nevergiveup

Don't suppose he can back that up with facts?

Most likely not...

107 razorbacker  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:31:07am

re: #79 Sharmuta

I don't agree! Let him rot. He denied the dreams of thousands of people. The least we could do is deny his dream to him.

No. Islamic outreach! We can find common ground, I tell you.

"How on earth do you expect to defeat an enemy that is willing to die for his beliefs?"

"You accommodate him."

I'm not so very nuancey.

108 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:31:08am

re: #102 redstateredneck

Ward, you've gone too far.

Not at all...do they make tongs long enough to handle those safely? Because I'm not volunteering for that job.

109 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:31:13am

re: #80 tfc3rid

BTW, the French 'spiderman' climbed portions of the NY TYimes building here in NYC and still is...

He has a banner unfurled that says...

"Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week."

Ignorant AND offensive... nice work. How dare he spread that shit in the city that suffered the most from 9/11.

110 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:31:13am
111 Rednek  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:31:22am

What is "ru ru"?

112 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:31:38am
113 gman  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:31:40am

Human rights violations galore in China and the Middle East, yet MSM and moonbats are foaming at the mouth, rattling their cages, and flinging feces at everyone to make sure this vile creep doesn't feel uncomfortable. Words can't describe this lunacy.

114 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:31:43am

re: #51 Honorary Yooper

No. If he wants to die so badly, I suggest we don't let him. It'd be a worse punishment to make him shave off his beard and wear and orange jumpsuit in solitary without a Koran for the rest of his life.

And with bacon for breakfast every day.

115 maddogg  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:31:51am

This guy does not deserve to die. He deserves to spend the next however many years we can keep him alive, staring at the stark walls of his cell in the Colorado Supermax, watching Televangelists 24-7, and eating fried bologna and stale crackers. No mail, no visitors, no Koran, no nothing. Buried alive.

116 Gjergj Skënderbeu  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:06am
“Yes, this is what I wish, to be a martyr for a long time,” Mohammed told a military judge


Oblige him already!

117 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:09am

re: #79 Sharmuta

I don't agree! Let him rot. He denied the dreams of thousands of people. The least we could do is deny his dream to him.

It would drive him mad not to be a martyr. It'd make him crazy to be in solitary without a Koran in sight. It would be absolute torture for him to be clean shaven and in and orange jumpsuit for the rest of his natural life.

Shoot, I'll front the tax money for that.

/Sorry, if I'm a bit sadistic, but KSM has earned it.

118 paxnhymn  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:13am

re: #63 Endangered in MASS


c'mon folks...must we do this yet again?

119 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:14am

re: #97 Nevergiveup

Don't suppose he can back that up with facts?

Well, in FRANCE, heat waves kill thousands...

120 tfc3rid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:15am

re: #109 Occasional Reader

Ignorant AND offensive... nice work. How dare he spread that shit in the city that suffered the most from 9/11.

Oh if I were an NYPD anti-terror officer... Terrorist climbing the NY Times building... Target identifiable... Fire at will...

121 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:19am

OT -

Rest in peace, Jack Lucas.

/semper fi!

122 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:28am

re: #111 Rednek

What is "ru ru"?

I get the distinct impression it's related to booga-booga and burundanaga (sp?).

123 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:31am
124 lawhawk  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:34am

re: #80 tfc3rid

Right, and how many people is he responsible for "killing" by flying over to the US from France? /

125 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:37am

I favor denying jihadis their hearts desire. F*ck them! F*ck your dream of martyrhood, khalid!

What about this person's dreams, huh? F*ck you khalid! ROT!

126 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:43am

re: #73 Maine's Michael

Lock him up forever. No koran. Serve all his meals on these plates.

Or these plates:[Link: www.michaelcfina.com...]

127 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:47am

re: #39 Sharmuta

Give him four walls and a cot. Let him rot. Let him dream of martyrhood for the rest of his days. Make him wait for his virgins.

Deny him his dream like he denied so many in New York and Washington of theirs.

No Korans. And when he bends over to pray, he gets kicked in the ass. And that's the closest he gets to human company.

128 mean Gene  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:50am

re: #104 coquimbojoe

How about life in prison, with regular body waxing thrown in? Say every three months or so he gets a Brazilian?

Remind me.
How many is a Brazilian?

129 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:32:51am

re: #112 song_and_dance_man

Doesn't she wear boxers?

Maybe she goes Injun style.

/I think I hurt myself.

130 tfc3rid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:00am

re: #124 lawhawk

Right, and how many people is he responsible for "killing" by flying over to the US from France? /

That's just too much to comprehend lawhawk...

131 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:14am

re: #110 buzzsawmonkey

Just shave a cross into his back hair.

A Star of David.

132 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:15am
"I wish, to be a martyr for a long time"

Um... if you're a martyr, isn't it kind of, uh, permanent? What's with the "for a long time"?

133 lawhawk  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:23am

re: #119 Occasional Reader

All of which would have been avoidable if they had air conditioning and checked up on their elderly during a heat wave, which just happened to be timed with the annual French vacation.

134 paxnhymn  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:26am

re: #111 Rednek

What is "ru ru"?

it's what you use to make "Gumbo Gumbo"


/ducks

135 Vergeltung  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:27am

re: #115 maddogg

This guy does not deserve to die. He deserves to spend the next however many years we can keep him alive, staring at the stark walls of his cell in the Colorado Supermax, watching Televangelists 24-7, and eating fried bologna and stale crackers. No mail, no visitors, no Koran, no nothing. Buried alive.

nice. love that description.

136 saberry0530  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:32am

re: #94 Ward Cleaver

Rosie's panties.

/ick

Heard she more of a boxer than panties kinda person....

137 DoubleU  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:39am

The judge should sentence him to death without the possibility of virgins.

138 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:41am

If he wants the death penalty, then that is what he should get....drowned and buried in a pigsty....if the hogs don't eat him.

139 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:46am

What would the sheik's sister think?

140 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:33:51am

re: #129 OldLineTexan

Maybe she goes Injun style.

/I think I hurt myself.

I thought it was "going commando"?

141 snowcrash  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:22am

Let him rot in supermax. No media attention. No contact with the outside world, only concrete. ROT in living hell.

142 Fat Jolly Penguin  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:27am

re: #131 Ward Cleaver

A Star of David.

Both!

143 redstateredneck  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:34am

re: #131 Ward Cleaver

A Star of David.

He's got enough for both.

144 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:35am

re: #140 Ward Cleaver

I thought it was "going commando"?

Equivalent.

145 Guy_Philly  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:37am

let him be dressed in sausage casings for his remaining days.

146 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:38am

re: #136 saberry0530

Heard she more of a boxer than panties kinda person....

"Y fronts".

/wrap your mind around that

147 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:40am

Sorry- I'm feeling a bit MandyManners-ish about this.

148 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:44am
149 Occasional Reader  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:47am

re: #133 lawhawk

All of which would have been avoidable if they had air conditioning and checked up on their elderly during a heat wave, which just happened to be timed with the annual French vacation.

Yes, I know. The point being, Monsieur Spiderman is engaging in a bit of projection here, perhaps.

150 mean Gene  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:55am

re: #119 Occasional Reader

Well, in FRANCE, heat waves kill thousands...

And why?
Because the French never re-roof.
Hundreds of years ago they put on metal roofs.
And they still have them.
Naturally people sweltering on those top floors suffer more than people who have roofs made of modern materials.

151 Fat Jolly Penguin  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:34:55am

re: #143 redstateredneck

He's got enough for both.

GMTA!

152 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:35:25am

re: #138 Athos

If he wants the death penalty, then that is what he should get....drowned and buried in a pigsty....if the hogs don't eat him.

Hogs got more respect than that.

153 tfc3rid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:35:29am

re: #149 Occasional Reader

Yes, I know. The point being, Monsieur Spiderman is engaging in a bit of projection here, perhaps.

'A bit of projection...'? no kidding, you can say that again...

154 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:35:34am

re: #148 song_and_dance_man

Or the whole COEXIST thingy.

Tattoed on his forehead.

Then send him home.

I mean it.

155 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:35:43am

On reflection, feeding him to giant killer hogs like in the movie Hannibal would be more fitting for this walking sack of exrement.

156 jcm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:36:01am

Just throw a Bris for KSM!

157 saberry0530  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:36:01am

re: #146 Ward Cleaver

"Y fronts".

/wrap your mind around that

HEy Be nice! Some of us are trying to eat some lunch..


/s

158 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:36:19am

re: #125 Sharmuta

I favor denying jihadis their hearts desire. F*ck them! F*ck your dream of martyrhood, khalid!

What about this person's dreams, huh? F*ck you khalid! ROT!

Wow. I wasn't expecting that. Very apt.

159 redstateredneck  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:36:23am

re: #144 OldLineTexan

Equivalent.

Injun underwear sneak up on you from behind when you're not looking.

160 Nevergiveup  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:36:26am

Screw the french climber guy. The astronauts are doing some fancy climbing outside the space station on FOX.

161 Vergeltung  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:36:28am

re: #139 MandyManners

What would the sheik's sister think?

holy crap that was funny. thank god I had my door closed here at work! :D

162 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:36:37am
163 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:36:54am

re: #141 snowcrash

Let him rot in supermax. No media attention. No contact with the outside world, only concrete. ROT in living hell.

Porky Pig cartoons, 24/7.

164 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:36:58am

re: #132 Occasional Reader

Um... if you're a martyr, isn't it kind of, uh, permanent? What's with the "for a long time"?

"Me martyr long time."

165 nikis-knight  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:37:01am

re: #154 OldLineTexan

Ohh, no, wait! Secret transexual surgery/treatment, THEN send him home...

166 CIA Reject  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:37:07am

re: #86 OldLineTexan

Smear him with Iranians and hang him lard-style.

A detailed description of how, and at what rate, I think this scumbag should be put to death would certainly get me banned. Suffice it to say that an axe, a sledge hammer, and one of these would figure very significantly in the process.

/Use your imagination.... then multiply by ten.

167 redstateredneck  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:37:23am

re: #151 Fat Jolly Penguin

GMTA!

Cha-ching!

168 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:37:30am

re: #164 MandyManners

"Me martyr long time."

"Five dollars!"

169 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:37:38am

re: #125 Sharmuta

While I would not be too upset if he spent life in max lockdown - no Qu'ran, nothing but bare subsitance nourishment, I think the better approach is to make it appear he will get his wish of martyrdom, and then ensure that its not Allah he will see and serve but Iblis.

If in prison for life his suffering will end when he dies. However, for a 'real believer' like KSM, the real suffering will be to be defiled and suffer for all eternity.

170 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:37:39am

re: #94 Ward Cleaver

Rosie's panties.

/ick

Washed or unwashed?

/really, really ick

171 Dustyvet  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:37:49am

re: #20 Occasional Reader

First, teach him the Slim Pickens "Yeee-hooo!" just for theatrical effect.

Youtube Video

172 Ringo the Gringo  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:37:57am

Check out the BBC's reporting of this related story:UK man charged at Guantanamo Bay


The only remaining British resident to be held in Guantanamo Bay has been charged with war crimes, American military prosecutors have confirmed.

Binyam Mohamed was charged despite a request from the British government to release him.

If convicted of conspiring to commit terrorism, the 29-year-old from west London could face the death penalty.

Lawyers representing Mr Mohamed say the evidence against him was obtained through torture.
The charges must be approved by the Pentagon official who oversees the tribunal system before he faces court.

'Repeatedly tortured'

The US charge sheet alleges he travelled to Afghanistan in May 2001 and trained at an al-Qaeda camp.

It says he then accepted instructions from al-Qaeda leader Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to conduct terror operations in the US.

Mr Mohamed's lawyers have said he was repeatedly tortured in Morocco and are trying to force the British government to release documents to prove this.

Foreign Secretary David Miliband formally wrote to his US counterpart Condoleezza Rice in August 2007, asking for Mr Mohamed's release.

Mr Mohamed first came to Britain as an asylum seeker in 1994, aged 16. His asylum claim was never finally determined, but he was given leave to remain and went on to work as a cleaner in west London.

His lawyers say he travelled to Afghanistan and Pakistan in 2001 in a bid to resolve personal issues after developing a drug problem.

173 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:38:03am

re: #148 song_and_dance_man

Or the whole COEXIST thingy.

Yeah!

174 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:39:23am

re: #147 Sharmuta

Sorry- I'm feeling a bit MandyManners-ish about this.

Can't blame you. With KSM, I feel rather sadistic myself.

175 tfc3rid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:39:23am

re: #172 Ringo the Gringo

Repeated totrued? Good... What seems to be the problem with that?

176 coquimbojoe  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:39:43am

re: #73 Maine's Michael

Lock him up forever. No koran. Serve all his meals on these plates.

I was thinking these might work well too....

177 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:39:58am

re: #169 Athos

He's going to hell regardless of if we execute him or not. I say give him a living hell now- that would make the hell of the dead that much worse once he finally thinks he's free of the infidel prison hell.

178 zmdavid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:40:04am

re: #63 Endangered in MASS
Here's your exact quote, in reference to the Dirk's Pope comment:

Do you have any Lobster fatttened clerics who facilitated serial pedophilia at your beckon call?

Sure you had Card. Law in mind, but it isn't all that clear.

Here's my response on the anti-semitism thread.
re: #154 zmdavid

My goal is not to single people out, its to get the Catholic bashing to stop.

179 coquimbojoe  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:40:27am

re: #128 mean Gene

Remind me.
How many is a Brazilian?

A world of pain.

180 debutaunt  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:40:46am

re: #165 nikis-knight

Ohh, no, wait! Secret transexual surgery/treatment, THEN send him home...for clitoris removal.

181 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:41:01am

re: #128 mean Gene

Remind me.
How many is a Brazilian?

Isn't that where they remove all the hair in the nether regions?

182 Ward Cleaver  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:41:01am

re: #37 Ringo the Gringo

Execute him and bury him with Lyndie England's knickers over his head.

Yikes!

183 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:41:14am
184 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:41:18am

re: #118 paxnhymn


Sorry. Understand, for most Catholics,that it's not seen as Catholic bashing here in Mass to critisize or poke fun of Law which is what I did.

185 Creeping Eruption  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:41:24am

re: #64 Honorary Yooper

I like that suggestion too. Mossad would have a lot of fun with this asshole.

Who says they haven't?

186 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:41:35am

re: #131 Ward Cleaver

A Star of David.

And tattoo it on. Where he can see it every day.

187 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:42:09am

re: #162 taxfreekiller

Ya, after the photo shoot and the Penthouse collector mag.

super max , no koran, live TV of him 24/7 sent you know where,
have all his guards be good looking American blonde's, have them in halters and short shorts, keep him in thongs and nothing else,

all he gets is pork this and pork that, has to drink pork fat ,
and every Sunday, he has to watch TV evangelist all day long

something like that, 99 years

And Jewish services as well on the TV. No volume control.

188 paxnhymn  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:43:20am

re: #174 Honorary Yooper

Can't blame you. With KSM, I feel rather sadistic myself.

well, it seems that the best thing to do is to deny this animal of what he hold most dear; so I say shave him completely, put him in some western style clothes (I'm thinking those gay ass leather pants with the see through but section) put a long chain on him and let him clean the bathrooms at the Knesset.

189 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:43:45am
190 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:44:26am

re: #186 Cygnus

And tattoo it on. Where he can see it every day.

I can name a part where he should have it.

/And yes, speaking as a guy, it would very much hurt.

191 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:44:47am
192 Honorary Yooper  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:45:04am

re: #189 taxfreekiller

tfk thinks Drudge has gone of the rails and jumped the shark

no link any longer of that, unless he comes clean,

he has to answer, current is pure bull shit

Drudge jumped the shark for me again this morning. No more mention of the Rezko verdict. It's gone.

193 coquimbojoe  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:45:05am

re: #181 Honorary Yooper

Isn't that where they remove all the hair in the nether regions?

Yes. Painfully. (SFW, visually at least)

194 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:45:05am

re: #189 taxfreekiller

It's clear to me he has an Obamist man-crush, which is ickier than Chris Matthew's freakin' tingling camel-hot or Rosie's used knickers.

195 jcm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:45:06am

re: #190 Honorary Yooper

I can name a part where he should have it.

/And yes, speaking as a guy, it would very much hurt.

Sitting with my legs crossed...
Yikes!

196 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:45:10am

re: #177 Sharmuta

No, not in his mind. He's convinced he's done Allah's work. He's expecting paradise. We know he will be serving Iblis on all fours but I want him to know it before the bastard dies. This way he'll know he will suffer all eternity.

197 OldLineTexan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:45:27am

re: #191 song_and_dance_man

Give him a harem of 72 Helen Thomas lookalikes.

Give him Helen Thomas. Worse.

198 Colonel Panik  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:45:51am

Put him in a box and send him to Maricopa County Sheriffs Dept, Estrella Jail, Phoenix AZ attn: Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Sheriff Joe will put him in a special cell with the pink panties on and a webcam broadcasting his image so Jihadis around the world can see what fate awaits them.

Oh, and no Halal meals either.

199 saberry0530  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:46:16am

re: #191 song_and_dance_man

Give him a harem of 72 Helen Thomas lookalikes.

You might have gone too far with that one .............
on second thought, just give him the real one and we'll call it even...

200 Alouette  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:46:16am

re: #197 OldLineTexan

Give him Helen Thomas. Worse.

Just show him the Helen Thomas porn videos nonstop. So he can lust for her and not have her.

201 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:46:23am

re: #181 Honorary Yooper

Isn't that where they remove all the hair in the nether regions?

Epilady again?

202 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:46:24am
203 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:46:25am

Although I acknowledge that I have no say in this; my 2 cents is to: Read the Koran and give him a non-"martyrs" death.

There was no honor in his actions and there shall be no honor in his death.

204 Fat Jolly Penguin  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:46:29am

re: #197 OldLineTexan

Give him Helen Thomas. Worse.

Give 'im 72 Helen Thomases. There may be something to this cloning idea after all.

205 Shr_Nfr  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:46:45am

Death comes to us all sooner or later. There is no need for us to do it, the Almighty will see to it at the proper time. What should happen is that he should just be locked up in supermax and allowed to see the outside world through a small slit all by himself. He gets his concrete desk, concrete bed, a toilet that can only be flushed every so often, an hour a day solo in the exercise yard and a book or two. If he is really a good boy he gets a black and white tv that shows all "self-improvement" all the time. I know and appreciate the anger of folks towards him. I knew people in the WTC that did not make it. I will not say that they were friends, they were business acquaintances. But there for the grace of got went I. There will be no deterrence in executing him and he will become a martyr in the twisted little minds of the Salafi. I wish him a long and isolated life where he can contemplate the sins that he has committed on mankind who are beings made by the good Lord.

206 Maine's Michael  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:46:47am

I wonder if KSM will divulge how they warned all the Jews not to show up for work at the WTC on 911? Absolutely BESTEST Mossad Agent, ever!


/fake but accurate KOS post

207 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:47:01am

OT, but according to this article, we've been hiding intelligence from ourselves:
Iranian intel was concealed from CIA

US Defense Department officials in late 2001 and 2002 concealed from the CIA and other intelligence agencies potentially useful information gleaned from Iranian agents, said a Senate report released Thursday.

I wonder what else has been hidden, like anything on the Iranian nuclear program?

208 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:47:08am

re: #196 Athos

I say leave him in a cell till he drops dead. Where's his precious allah now?

209 jcm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:47:25am

re: #201 MandyManners

Epilady again?

Duct tape.

210 paxnhymn  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:47:33am

re: #184 Endangered in MASS

Sorry. Understand, for most Catholics,that it's not seen as Catholic bashing here in Mass to critisize or poke fun of Law which is what I did.

I know man, and hell over the past few years I've been one of the worst of the RC bashers, but we gotta put that to rest 'cause I think there is some recent hypersensitivity, 'course if I ordained Pfleger i'd be a little sensitive myself..


/ OK. I'll stop. that was bad. JK. we're all on the same side.

211 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:47:44am

Hamas shelling kills Israeli

Hamas terrorists launched three mortar bombs Thursday from southern Gaza into Kibbutz Nir Oz, hitting a factory. Along with the Israeli killed, three others were wounded.

212 maddogg  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:47:59am

Too bad we can't invoke Aztec law, they had some incredibly imaginative and unspeakably nasty ways to punish criminals. Many here would be unable to sit through a vivid description. I will elaborate if you like:)

213 gtiness  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:48:08am

We shouldn't execute him. We should toothpick his eyes open to a playboy mag for the rest of his life. If we can't hold'm in Gitmo for that long, we should move him to Greeley, Colorado

214 Rookie  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:48:28am

This guy must hang, sooner than later.

Keep him alive and you'll have a lot of hostage situations calling for his exchange/release.

But first: shave him.

215 hermeneutics  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:48:31am

After looking at the polling data this morning, McCain's victory depends on Republican turnout in Ohio, Michigan and Colorado.

If NM, IA, PA, NH and WI turn Republican, McCain's victory will be assured.

216 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:48:32am

re: #196 Athos

No, not in his mind. He's convinced he's done Allah's work. He's expecting paradise. We know he will be serving Iblis on all fours but I want him to know it before the bastard dies. This way he'll know he will suffer all eternity.

How about we make him think we killed him, and then imprison him in a version of Dante's hell, complete with jailers in demon suits?

217 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:48:36am

re: #178 zmdavid

Let me apologize to anyone who took offense. It was not my intent to bash Catholics. I was making a joke plain and simple.

For your reference, it's open season here on Law. He is skewered in the media on a regular basis.

I do not associate his actions nor the pedophile priests he enabled with Catholicism. As I said, I am deeply saddened for the Catholics who are true to their faith.

218 Sacred Plants  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:48:39am

Does he get the 72 virgins if he is killed by someone unaware of his wish to become a martyr?

/Islamic scholasticism

219 Colonel Panik  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:48:42am

re: #204 Fat Jolly Penguin

Give 'im 72 Helen Thomases. There may be something to this cloning idea after all.

How about 36 Helen Thomases and 36 Madeline Halfbrights?

24 Helen Thomases, 24 Madeline Halfbrights, and 24 Michelle Obamas?

Diversity!

220 NY Nana  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:48:43am

re: #62 pat

Pat,

Got your message on the [deleted] thread..Good points, some I was not aware of. Thanks!

Sorry to go OT...got to get stuff ready to go to Brooklyn to babysit our grandson. ;)

221 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:48:56am

Leave him in a cell. Have a Jewish Marine deliver all his meals.

222 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:49:20am

re: #209 jcm

Duct tape.

*room's spinning*

223 unrealizedviewpoint  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:49:41am
Yes, this is what I wish, to be a martyr for a long time, ... I will, God willing, have this, by you.”

There is no punishment to exact upon this creature that will make his victims or their families the least bit whole. There is no punishment befitting his crimes. He seeks death for martyrdom, but will wait-out life, all while enjoying his pleasure of his deeds. A damned man he is, if only a God, should he exist, exert the power of retribution. Solace spared all.

224 Catttt  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:50:16am

re: #217 Endangered in MASS

You're not funny.

225 NY Nana  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:50:37am

re: #191 song_and_dance_man

Give him a harem of 72 Helen Thomas lookalikes.

Like this?

226 WrathofG-d  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:50:54am

Strap him to a bomb and drop him on other Islamist Terrorists in Iraq or Afganistan.

;)

227 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:50:59am

re: #210 paxnhymn


I guess we are only allowed to poke fun at those who are Muslim.

228 razorbacker  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:51:30am

BBL.

229 akak  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:52:29am

“Yes, this is what I wish, to be a martyr for a long time,” Mohammed

"Granted, Mr Lattrell do you have Michael Murphy's pig stick with you?" Judge

230 savage_nation[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:52:37am
231 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:52:38am
232 Catttt  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:52:44am

re: #227 Endangered in MASS

I guess we are only allowed to poke fun at those who are Muslim.

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

233 ointmentfly  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:53:01am

Wellll, were all about not giving you 72 virgins or anything else you want, so were going to submerge you up to your pupils in pig fat! Hows that grab ya?

234 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:53:09am

re: #207 Kosh's Shadow

Feith in his book talks about a number of these issues and the interagency conflicts around intel - particularly with State and the CIA defining any intel that didn't fit their preconceptions as 'not credible'.

I think this is nothing more than a politically charged Senate effort to fling more mud onto the Bush admin and Rumsfeld DoD while minimizing the major failures at State and CIA which included officials at both organizations actively working against the US and Bush admin because they disagreed with policy.

235 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:53:15am

re: #191 song_and_dance_man

Give him a harem of 72 Helen Thomas lookalikes.

Now that's a crime against humanity!

236 redstateredneck  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:53:45am

OT
Since Hillary has suspended her campaign, does that mean she goes back to wearing dresses?

237 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:53:55am

The cops just arrested some idiot trying to climb the Times building in NYC. Somebody did that back in the 70s with one of the WTC twin towers. Used some sort of magnets. The cops arrested him when he got to the top. Which gives me an inspiration...

We douse KSM in jet fuel, put him on the Times roof, and let him figure out how to get down.

238 Fat Jolly Penguin  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:53:56am

re: #235 Cygnus

Now that's a crime against humanity!

Not quite as bad of one as #225. *shivers*

239 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:54:05am

two words...

m
kay

240 jcm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:54:06am

re: #225 NY Nana

Like this?

Do not click
Do not click
Do not click
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click


AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

241 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:54:11am

re: #224 Catttt

ummm... Mea Culpas usally aren't.

Spare me the pile on.

242 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:54:32am
243 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:55:01am

re: #201 MandyManners

Epilady again?

Now I'm really starting to cringe. Ouch!

244 paxnhymn  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:55:34am

re: #227 Endangered in MASS

I guess we are only allowed to poke fun at those who are Muslim.


like I said..recent upsurge in hypersensitivity..so I had to stop. not Godly to be cruel. but if it'll make you feel better you can poke fun at the freakshow that is my denomination..united Methodism...hell, every year we have to go to annual conference and get in a freakin' brawl just to keep the gay agenda from infiltrating our theology. So have fun.At least I have a big God, with a thick skin, and he can take care of himself.

245 Catttt  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:55:35am

re: #241 Endangered in MASS

Please just shut up about it then. Stop dragging it out.

246 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:56:14am

re: #209 jcm

Duct tape.

Tweezers.

247 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:56:53am

re: #212 maddogg

Too bad we can't invoke Aztec law, they had some incredibly imaginative and unspeakably nasty ways to punish criminals. Many here would be unable to sit through a vivid description. I will elaborate if you like:)

There's the stuff about cutting out the still-beating heart to make the sun rise, and the stuff about pulling a rope through the tongue and other locations of interest, all of which sort of sets the tone. Maybe we could hand him over to some Atzlan activists who want to brush up on their ancestral customs?

248 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:57:10am

Nothing tops the horror of the Epilady. Nothing.

249 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:57:13am

re: #201 MandyManners

Epilady again?

Yes! Look at his back. Life in prison with a weekly Epilady treatment.

250 Kosh's Shadow  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:57:14am

re: #234 Athos

Feith in his book talks about a number of these issues and the interagency conflicts around intel - particularly with State and the CIA defining any intel that didn't fit their preconceptions as 'not credible'.

I think this is nothing more than a politically charged Senate effort to fling more mud onto the Bush admin and Rumsfeld DoD while minimizing the major failures at State and CIA which included officials at both organizations actively working against the US and Bush admin because they disagreed with policy.

Like the intelligence estimate that said Iran stopped working on a nuclear bomb. (Maybe for a nanosecond or so)

251 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:57:36am
252 zmdavid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:57:42am

re: #217 Endangered in MASS
Apology accepted. Blast Law all you want (and I won't be defending Pfleger either).

I should have posted in the original thread first.

253 Cap'n DOC  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:58:02am

re: #221 Sharmuta

I think a Redneck Marine would be better. BabyBackRibs forever.

254 maddogg  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:58:32am

re: #247 infidelia

There's the stuff about cutting out the still-beating heart to make the sun rise, and the stuff about pulling a rope through the tongue and other locations of interest, all of which sort of sets the tone. Maybe we could hand him over to some Atzlan activists who want to brush up on their ancestral customs?


No! No! No! That was sacrifice to the Gods. They saved the really nasty stuff for traitors and criminals.

255 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:58:52am

re: #248 Sharmuta

Nothing tops the horror of the Epilady. Nothing.

Yeah but if you survived the first couple weeks nothing grew back for years.

Doesn't KSM have a whole lotta chest hair?

256 savage_nation[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:58:55am
257 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:59:31am

re: #244 paxnhymn

Hypersensitive indeed. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting some hypersensitive a-hole these days.

258 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:59:33am

re: #80 tfc3rid

BTW, the French 'spiderman' climbed portions of the NY TYimes building here in NYC and still is...

He has a banner unfurled that says...

"Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week."

I hope he falls. Of course he's French, so he probally wouldn't do that right anyway.

259 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:59:34am

re: #254 maddogg

No! No! No! That was sacrifice to the Gods. They saved the really nasty stuff for traitors and criminals.

Were those the guys they ate or was that a compliment too?

260 EC Marm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:59:45am

re: #246 Cygnus

Tweezers.


Rusty vice-grips.

261 hermeneutics  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 9:59:47am

The Senate is seriously threatened. If Republicans lose five Senate seats, as is currently projected, we'll only have 44 seats. All of the most threatened seats are in traditionally Republican areas except, perhaps, Colorado and New Mexico, which have been trending blue.

Some thoughts:
1. Why the heck isn't a Republican from Arkansas opposing Mark Pryor, D?
2. If Colorado goes blue, it will probably stay blue for a long time, in spite of the red enclave in Colorado Springs. Thus, the open seat in Colorado is tres important. The Republican is Bob Schaffer.
3. Idaho also has an open seat which should be easily held by a Republican so why the heck is Democrat LaRocco beading Jim Risch, the Republican?
4. Open seat in Nebraska, too, and again it looks like the Dem may take it. The Repubclian is Mike Johanns.
5. New Mexico has Gov Richardson who is very popular. Perhaps this is why the open seat isn't even contested and will be handed to Udall. Makes me ill.

262 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:00:18am

re: #252 zmdavid


Thank you.

263 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:00:39am

re: #257 Endangered in MASS

Hypersensitive indeed. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting some hypersensitive a-hole these days.

Hey, watch it! My cat died last year! This means I get to lock you in the animal shelter overnight for "sensitivity training".

264 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:00:55am

re: #255 infidelia

Yeah but if you survived the first couple weeks nothing grew back for years.

Doesn't KSM have a whole lotta chest hair?

Not just chest hair, Honey. Epilady his ass torso.

265 paxnhymn  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:01:13am

re: #257 Endangered in MASS

Hypersensitive indeed. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting some hypersensitive a-hole these days.


Side effect of a nation in it's twilight I'm afraid.

266 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:01:16am
267 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:01:27am

re: #264 Sharmuta

Not just chest hair, Honey. Epilady his ass torso.


Ohhhh...those hurt! I say go for it!

268 ploome hineni[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:01:33am
269 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:02:02am

re: #258 The Pulchritudinous Patriot

I hope he falls. Of course he's French, so he probally wouldn't do that right anyway.

Please tell me he doesn't really have a banner that says that. If he does, please tell me the cops didn't arrest him and instead he fell back into a crowd of outraged New Yorkers.

270 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:02:06am

re: #263 infidelia

The hits just keep on coming. I should have gone to lunch an hour ago. ;)

271 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:02:08am

re: #247 infidelia

There's the stuff about cutting out the still-beating heart to make the sun rise, and the stuff about pulling a rope through the tongue and other locations of interest, all of which sort of sets the tone. Maybe we could hand him over to some Atzlan activists who want to brush up on their ancestral customs?

2 foot long barbed metal skewer, inserted in thru the out door, attached to a metal cable, then shove him from a cliff. Disembowled and leave the carcass for the vultures.

272 NY Nana  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:02:17am

re: #240 jcm

ROTFL!

/Isn't she lovely?

273 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:03:02am

re: #250 Kosh's Shadow

That's an excellent example of what appears to have been an NIE that was adjusted for political reasons - to embarrass the President and limit his ability to act.

The thing about Feith's book that differs it from those written by some shadow warriors is the amount of documenation that is included to support the claims of Feith. Of course, for many with an agenda, the facts mean little.

I think that one of the topics that historians will focus on 20 or 30 years in the future - if it hasn't been re-written out - will be the amount and depth of efforts by so-called professionals in the US government who acted to put their political interests ahead of the interests of the US regardless of the damage it did to the US or the lives it has cost.

274 tfc3rid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:03:02am

re: #269 infidelia

Please tell me he doesn't really have a banner that says that. If he does, please tell me the cops didn't arrest him and instead he fell back into a crowd of outraged New Yorkers.

Yes, he had the banner... And no, most New Yorkers nowadays would not be outraged...

275 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:03:35am

re: #238 Fat Jolly Penguin

Not quite as bad of one as #225. *shivers*

I forwarded that one. With a big warning about possible eye damage.

276 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:03:40am

re: #271 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

2 foot long barbed metal skewer, inserted in thru the out door, attached to a metal cable, then shove him from a cliff. Disembowled and leave the carcass for the vultures.

That's going Vlad Dracul one better.

277 NY Nana  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:03:44am

re: #242 song_and_dance_man

That is perfect.

And she doesn't need a Halloween costume.

278 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:04:15am
279 Endangered in MASS  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:04:24am

re: #263 infidelia


Some of my best friends are cats....

280 realwest  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:05:15am

Hi y'all - short break from chores - what have I missed?
Did the alleged video tape of Michelle Obama ever turn up or is it still all just bullshit rumors?

281 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:05:25am
282 jayzee  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:06:03am

They should make him dress up like a ballerina and dance around with a pig in his tutu while singing "I feel pretty". They should beam that image worldwide every night to every US station everywhere just at the start of prime time. Then they should kill him.

283 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:06:12am

re: #257 Endangered in MASS

Hypersensitive indeed. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting some hypersensitive a-hole these days.

How dare you offend cats! I'm calling PETA!

/hypersensitive cat lover

284 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:06:27am

re: #274 tfc3rid

Yes, he had the banner... And no, most New Yorkers nowadays would not be outraged...

Yeah. Now if he was wearing a Red Sox cap at the time, they'd have torn him limb from limb.

285 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:07:05am

re: #283 Cygnus

How dare you offend cats! I'm calling PETA!

/hypersensitive cat lover

Cats are always offended. It's their default state.

286 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:07:27am
287 Maximu§  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:07:31am

re: #94 Ward Cleaver

Rosie's panties.

/ick

Your going too far here Ward....Rosie's panties are cruel and unusual punishment.

288 Mostly Annoyed  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:07:33am

This guy is a real problem. If you execute him he becomes a martyr, if you keep him alive, there will always be people trying to get him out. Death by "natural" causes is the best bet.

Preferably by some nasty sexually transmitted disease picked up in prison. Other than that he must be put out of our misery and financial responsibility or kept in a super max in total solitary. Nothing to read except penthouse(you can't be inhumane).

No waxing, total body laser hair removal, head to toe.
Except for a cross or star of David would be great.

289 EC Marm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:07:37am

re: #280 realwest

Hi y'all - short break from chores - what have I missed?
Did the alleged video tape of Michelle Obama ever turn up or is it still all just bullshit rumors?


Not that I've seen.
"Annelid" from last nights Seattle thread got sticked.
That's all.

290 LindaMarie  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:07:41am

#172

His lawyers say he travelled to Afghanistan and Pakistan in 2001 in a bid to resolve personal issues after developing a drug problem.


The problem being that he ran out of opium and needed to get closer to the source?

291 Alouette  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:07:55am

Put a Red Wings shirt on him and drop him in Pittsburgh.

292 lawhawk  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:08:15am

Hey KSM. Your proposal is acceptable (and yes, it does work in any language).

293 hermeneutics  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:08:36am

Wilson was defeated by Steve Pearce by only 2% a couple of days ago. Pearce will be running for NM1 now.

re: #278 taxfreekiller

#261

Taos, Santa Fe, Madras, all the Calif. libs are now in New Mexico,

Heather Wilson is a good candidate, but , the RNC has its head up its ass and has had the RINO sickness for so long they seem to like the smell.

294 tfc3rid  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:08:46am

re: #284 infidelia

Yeah. Now if he was wearing a Red Sox cap at the time, they'd have torn him limb from limb.

You know it!

295 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:08:50am
296 bill shears  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:09:16am
Yes, this is what I wish, to be a martyr for a long time

Must be some kind of variable time limit on that there martyr thing. Is it based on the number of innocent people you kill?

297 Ghostbuster  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:09:19am

Death Sentence. ......... Bet he would change his mind if he knew that his execution would be by being boiled to death in hot pig fat on Al Jazera TV during prime time. Naw .... let's not tell him yet.

298 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:09:44am

re: #282 jayzee

They should make him dress up like a ballerina and dance around with a pig in his tutu while singing "I feel pretty". They should beam that image worldwide every night to every US station everywhere just at the start of prime time. Then they should kill him.

Did anyone else see the SNL from the 70s when I think it was Michael Palin from Monty Python poured a bowlfull of fish salad into the front of his pants and shoved two cats in after it? Think pulled pork and black lab puppies...

299 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:09:46am

how about good old sepsis, induced by a systemic MRSA infection brought on by bed sores and catheter use?

/execution, nursing home style

(my first few ideas would have been [deleted] %-)

300 lawhawk  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:09:55am

re: #291 Alouette

Put a Red Wings shirt on him and drop him in Pittsburgh.

Put a Red Sox jersey and drop him in Yankee Stadium's bleachers (new or old (freshly poured concrete or otherwise). /

301 ploome hineni[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:10:13am
302 looking closely  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:10:33am

Like KSM, I would also rather receive the death penalty rather than spend the rest of my life in a 6x8 cell in Supermax.

Let him rot.

303 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:11:24am
304 Sharmuta  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:11:27am

re: #280 realwest

Well- thanks to the LGF Spy, justiceforall is getting massive ding downs a few threads down.

305 realwest  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:11:38am

re: #289 EC Marm
Annelid got banned? Oh good!
First real good news of the day.
Still waiting on Bush to at least SAY something about Mugabe and his thugs.

306 ploome hineni[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:11:50am
307 EC Marm  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:11:54am

re: #301 ploome hineni

sticked?


Banned. I didn't see the comment but it had something to do with 'medical experiments'?

308 reine.de.tout  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:11:56am

re: #225 NY Nana

re: #191 song_and_dance_man

Give him a harem of 72 Helen Thomas lookalikes.


Like this?

That is totally whacked out funny. Deserved a repeat.

309 song_and_dance_man[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:12:03am
310 nikis-knight  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:12:05am

re: #288 Mostly Annoyed

This guy is a real problem. If you execute him he becomes a martyr, if you keep him alive, there will always be people trying to get him out. Death by "natural" causes is the best bet.

Preferably by some nasty sexually transmitted disease picked up in prison. Other than that he must be put out of our misery and financial responsibility or kept in a super max in total solitary. Nothing to read except penthouse(you can't be inhumane).

No waxing, total body laser hair removal, head to toe.
Except for a cross or star of David would be great.

Knowing the ACLU, he would have state of the are treatment for any medical condition.
It may be enjoyable, in this case, to think of ways that even men who welcome death can be made to fear it. Bottom line, though, he needs a swift death so he can't provoke any more attacks for retribution or hostage exchange, and for simple justice' sake.

311 ploome hineni[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:12:28am
312 yma o hyd  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:12:47am

re: #298 infidelia

Did anyone else see the SNL from the 70s when I think it was Michael Palin from Monty Python poured a bowlfull of fish salad into the front of his pants and shoved two cats in after it? Think pulled pork and black lab puppies...

Thats too cruel on the lab puppies, that is!

313 ploome hineni[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:12:51am
314 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:13:16am

re: #300 lawhawk

Put a Red Sox jersey and drop him in Yankee Stadium's bleachers (new or old (freshly poured concrete or otherwise). /

Or a Met's jersey in Wrigley's left field bleachers.......

315 lawhawk  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:14:03am

From the spinoffs above, Pakistan is going down the road to appeasement. This will not end well.

316 realwest  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:14:21am

re: #304 Sharmuta
Uh, how many threads down (still haven't figured out how to find out the dings down or up with that spy thingie!)?

317 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:14:33am
318 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:14:45am

re: #304 Sharmuta

And well deserved. Expect another disappearing act soon by jfa - never sticks around for the clue by four.

319 CIA Reject  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:15:05am

re: #300 lawhawk

Put a Red Sox jersey and drop him in Yankee Stadium's bleachers...

...on Bat Day...

320 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:15:40am

re: #312 yma o hyd

Thats too cruel on the lab puppies, that is!

True, but pork and dog drool is a very tempting combination.

321 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:15:56am

re: #257 Endangered in MASS

Hypersensitive indeed. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting some hypersensitive a-hole these days.

now you're insulting cats? you never give up, do you?

322 realwest  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:15:58am

re: #311 ploome hineni

oy

Oy is right - won't repeat it here, but suffice to say Dr. Mengele would have been proud of the comment. Glad Charles whacked her/him good and hard!

323 maddogg  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:16:09am

re: #256 savage_nation

oooh, how nasty?

I checked the web, and for some reason this information is not available, But Gary Jennings researched for years prior to writing his books on the Aztecs, and while balanced in perspective, he pulled no punches concerning the brutality of their culture. I recommend the books, especially the first one.

324 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:16:59am
325 yma o hyd  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:17:44am

re: #320 infidelia

True, but pork and dog drool is a very tempting combination.

True ...
Mind - I'd go for slobbering Bullmastiffs ...

326 akak  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:17:51am

re: #288 Mostly Annoyed

This guy is a real problem. If you execute him he becomes a martyr, if you keep him alive, there will always be people trying to get him out. Death by "natural" causes is the best bet.

Preferably by some nasty sexually transmitted disease picked up in prison. Other than that he must be put out of our misery and financial responsibility or kept in a super max in total solitary. Nothing to read except penthouse(you can't be inhumane).

No waxing, total body laser hair removal, head to toe.
Except for a cross or star of David would be great.

This is not a problem, how many is too many? It's not going to change the Koran and make them worse enemies. Are they gonna run out of martyrs and we'll win?
Celebrate terroristdeathwatch.com and what they report!

327 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:18:10am
328 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:18:11am

re: #317 taxfreekiller

Ya, the Little Creek with the Seal Teams for life, thats the best.

how about BUDS hell week for life?

/San Diego

329 bulwrk  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:18:43am

re: #288 Mostly Annoyed

This guy is a real problem. If you execute him he becomes a martyr,


I could give a rats ass about making him a martyr its about the murder of 3,000 Americans.

330 paul in va  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:19:22am

Another killer will likely go unnoticed today, the anniversary of Robert Kennedy's assassination: Sirhan Sirhan, the palestinian fatah member. That would be the "moderate" branch of the terrorists, apparently.

I hadn't heard before that it was timed for the one year anniversary of the Six Day War. Almost hard to believe given today's Democrat slip ups on Israel that the palestinian murderer was angry at Kennedy's support for Israel during the war.

My, how times change.

331 maddogg  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:19:26am

re: #259 infidelia

Were those the guys they ate or was that a compliment too?


The Aztecs ate their respected enemies as a sign of honor, and to gain their prowess in battle for themselves. The Aztecs were continuously at war with their neighbors. They need sacrifices to the Gods, and they sacrificed their enemies by the thousand. They did not consider that torture.

332 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:20:29am

re: #323 maddogg

I checked the web, and for some reason this information is not available, But Gary Jennings researched for years prior to writing his books on the Aztecs, and while balanced in perspective, he pulled no punches concerning the brutality of their culture. I recommend the books, especially the first one.

I've read at least one of them. Somehow the word "tepuli" comes to mind, heh... Ever read Bernal Diaz's account of being with Cortes on their trip through Aztec-dominated Mexico? Every stinkin' village had its own human sacrifice temple. Cortes pitched a fit and wanted to forcibly convert the lot but the priest with him (who probably wanted to get home alive) advised that he settle for giving them a piece of his mind. Not in the literal sense, of course.

333 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:22:05am

re: #292 lawhawk

Hey KSM. Your proposal is acceptable (and yes, it does work in any language).

If a bug did grab KSM, it would probably barf him back up.

334 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:23:11am

re: #331 maddogg

They need sacrifices to the Gods, and they sacrificed their enemies by the thousand.

80,000 in just one 4 day period to celebrate a new temple.

335 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:23:30am

re: #330 paul in va

Another killer will likely go unnoticed today, the anniversary of Robert Kennedy's assassination: Sirhan Sirhan, the palestinian fatah member. That would be the "moderate" branch of the terrorists, apparently.

I hadn't heard before that it was timed for the one year anniversary of the Six Day War. Almost hard to believe given today's Democrat slip ups on Israel that the palestinian murderer was angry at Kennedy's support for Israel during the war.

My, how times change.

Didn't he see news coverage of Bobby visiting a temple and wearing a yarmulke or something like that? But try convincing the moonbats that Bobby was one of the first Islamist jihad murders in the US.

336 maddogg  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:24:06am

re: #332 infidelia

No, but I will. Thanks.

337 sngnsgt  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:24:19am

Leave him to rot for the rest of his days in a dark 3x3 cel with only pork to eat 3 times a day.

338 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:24:25am

See? See? This is the legacy of Bushitlercorp's "Patriot" Act! American citizens, whisked off the streets of American cities to rot in some overseas military prison, denied their Constitutional rights...

/Moonbat off

339 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:25:01am

re: #321 redc1c4

now you're insulting cats? you never give up, do you?

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT CATS!

340 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:25:39am
341 maddogg  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:26:08am

re: #334 Athos

80,000 in just one 4 day period to celebrate a new temple.

Yes, and that is how good ole Cortes managed to raise an army large enough to best them while marching in from the coast, the Aztecs had made a few enemies due to their practices.

342 nyc redneck  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:26:13am

i think he's a liar.
let's see how he reacts if some one goes for his throat w/ a sharp knife.
that killer will cry like a little baby.
fcker.

343 cosmo  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:26:22am

When is the military going to get their act together and merge Gitmo with the Aryan Brotherhood wing at San Quentin. "His judgment cometh. And that right quick." I'm all for a little martyrdom, as long as they still have the taste of sodomy on their tongue as they feel the electrons pulse through their body.

Man I'm angry.

344 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:28:05am

re: #341 maddogg

Yes, and that is how good ole Cortes managed to raise an army large enough to best them while marching in from the coast, the Aztecs had made a few enemies due to their practices.

Hell, he brought the entire neighborhood with him. You gotta read Diaz for his description of the month-long battle between if nothing else. Just stunning.

345 Macker  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:28:47am

re: #51 Honorary Yooper

No. If he wants to die so badly, I suggest we don't let him. It'd be a worse punishment to make him shave off his beard and wear and orange jumpsuit in solitary without a Koran for the rest of his life.

Ah! Butt buddies with Zacarias Moussaoui at Supermax. We haven't heard shit from the French guy ever since he got shipped there.

/Who'd be on top?

346 LindaMarie  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:29:04am

#332 infidelia

Cortes pitched a fit and wanted to forcibly convert the lot but the priest with him (who probably wanted to get home alive) advised that he settle for giving them a piece of his mind. Not in the literal sense, of course.

Nice turn of phrase. Made me laugh. Classic

347 sngnsgt  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:29:37am

Lock him in a cel and play Hillary's cackle on a 24-7 loop.

348 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:29:49am

re: #344 infidelia

VDH has a shorter but very interesting read in his Carnage and Culture on Cortes and the end of the Aztec empire.

349 maddogg  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:30:45am

re: #344 infidelia

I plan to. Always read history while on the deer stand:)

350 infidelia  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:31:06am

I gotta go to work and find out if I've been fired this time. If I have, the early retirement party will commence at 6 pm EST sharp. BYO whatever floats yer boat.

BBFN...

351 maddogg  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:32:06am

re: #348 Athos

VDH has a shorter but very interesting read in his Carnage and Culture on Cortes and the end of the Aztec empire.

Yagottalink?

352 Macker  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:32:16am

re: #350 infidelia

WTF for?

353 XMarine  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:32:56am

If he is to be put to death, I humbly suggest that his lethal injection contain a significant amount of pig's blood -- and that both he and the entire Islamic world know of that little fact beforehand.

That should be the proper way of executing those barbarians.

No virgins for you, pig!

354 rightside  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:34:22am

re: #308 reine.de.tout

I'm reporting you for failing to provide the mandatory NSFW warning on the accompanying image. You also owe me $7.95 for another lunch that I just lost.

/shiver me timbers!

355 Lizard by the Bay  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:34:38am
KSM has been allowed to get his radical Islamic sheikh thing going on while in captivity; he’s been provided with the traditional clothes and allowed to grow his beard to a ridiculous length.

As a ZZ Top fan, I am offended.

/jk

356 rightside  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:35:05am

re: #353 XMarine

Was just going to suggest that too!

Semper Fi!

357 Soccer Fan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:35:55am

Didn't we torture the hell out of him? How is it that he is control of his faculties and can take decisions as well as move around normally? From what the left says regarding Bush style torture he should be a complete vegetable with no ability for even cognitive thought much less to defend himself in court.

358 Maine's Michael  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:38:31am

They are going to lose the Cowboys and Muslims phase of history.

359 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:39:51am

re: #347 sngnsgt

Lock him in a cel and play Hillary's cackle on a 24-7 loop.

Along with a webcam of the Wailing Wall. That's the closest you'll ever to get to Jerusalem, you POS.

360 sffilk  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:40:03am

Consider this - if he is killed, he becomes a martyr. If you want to get the message across, send him to live on a pig farm for the rest of his life. Preferably in Israel!

361 Cygnus  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:41:42am

re: #360 sffilk

Consider this - if he is killed, he becomes a martyr. If you want to get the message across, send him to live on a pig farm for the rest of his life. Preferably in Israel!

A pig farm in Israel?

362 Athos  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:43:15am

re: #351 maddogg

Link to the book on Amazon.

Pg 170-232 are the pertinent ones.
I highly recommend the book.

Here's a review of the book.

Hanson succinctly describes the warfare of the Aztecs and other tribal peoples as a means for achieving social recognition or cultural status, as “anything other than the dismemberment of the enemy on the battlefield.” The Aztecs, we are told, emphasized capturing enemy warriors for later use in ritual sacrifice, rather than killing them outright in battle. And it was this objective of prisoner taking that resulted in warriors’ preference for individual club- and sword-play over “mass tactics of shock assault in disciplined ranks and files.” Aztec warriors may have been hampered by a lack of steel and inferior weapons, but they were also severely restricted militarily by their peculiar worldview. Cortes’s men, in contrast, fought with fewer cultural impediments. Hanson states: “The Western way of war is so lethal precisely because it is so amoral, shackled rarely by concerns of ritual, tradition, religion or ethics, or by anything other than military necessity.” Here is where Hanson makes an important contribution to the discourse on warfare. By refocusing attention on ultimate factors to understand Cortes’s accomplishment rather than on narrow proximate ones, he successfully reveals the depth and complexity of the relationship between cultural values and military prowess.

363 NY Nana  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:46:05am

re: #308 reine.de.tout

Like this?

That is totally whacked out funny. Deserved a repeat.

It is also very useful as an appetite suppressant. ;)

364 abilene  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:47:26am

re: #288 Mostly Annoyed

This guy is a real problem. If you execute him he becomes a martyr, if you keep him alive, there will always be people trying to get him out. Death by "natural" causes is the best bet.

Preferably by some nasty sexually transmitted disease picked up in prison. Other than that he must be put out of our misery and financial responsibility or kept in a super max in total solitary. Nothing to read except penthouse(you can't be inhumane).

No waxing, total body laser hair removal, head to toe.
Except for a cross or star of David would be great.

Could you put him in contact with an STD infected goat?

365 NY Nana  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:49:58am

re: #361 Cygnus

A pig farm in Israel?

Israel is a very ingenious country. ;)

366 autoexec  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 10:57:41am

Solution: bury him wrapped in a pig skin. It's been done by the Brits and by the Russians with astounding success.

[Link: www.porkshot.com...]

367 Bosch Fawstin  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 11:11:28am

How about Death by Pig?

368 Soccer Fan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 11:12:02am

re: #365 NY Nana

Israel is a very ingenious country. ;)

Off topic but quick funny anecdote regarding pork in Israel...

A Brazilian friend of mine, Ari, an electrical engineer raised in Sao Paulo, moved to Israel about 10 years ago with his family. Although raised Jewish he loved to eat was never squeamish about eating pork, especially the Brazilian national "dish" called "feijoada." Anyway we spent a few months teasing him regarding the fact that he would never eat pork again and on the day before he left we had a pork themed party... unfortunately I lost track of him and haven't heard fom him in years. Hope he is doing well... and that he is still enjoying a feijoada every now and then.

369 NY Nana  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 11:29:04am

re: #368 Soccer Fan

I love the story about your friend! Pork is allowed to be sold in Israel, as Christians and some Jews (I think that they are originally from the FSU) who do not observe kashrut buy it. Unlike the cult of islam, Jews can handle any pork product, and pet pigs...

Not all Jews observe kashrut. We do, but it is by choice, as we are not Orthodox.

I hope that you can find him again, and that he is indeed enjoying feijoadas now and then!

370 stanlef  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 11:32:33am

Just announce to the world that He (Khalid) has converted to Christianity or Judaism and announce that he will be released in Pakistarn where he plans to distribute Bibles, Torahs and Mohamed cartoons. Problem solved

371 sffilk  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 11:35:04am

re: #361 Cygnus

A pig farm in Israel?

There are a few there. It's just not discussed.

372 NY Nana  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 11:41:48am

re: #371 sffilk

See the clickon in this post.

BBL....off to Brooklyn to take care of our 21 month old grandson!

373 Soccer Fan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 11:57:17am

re: #369 NY Nana

I know that you can purchase pork in Israel, and Ari even told us so before he left, but we just never figured him making a big old pig stew in Tel Aviv would go over too well with the natives if you know what I mean... :-)

The feijoada is not like a few pork chops on the grill or a few slices of bacon, it is a big vat of basically everything you can cook from a pig, like a pagan homage to the animal that sustains the tribe... and it is delicious. Mmmm... you mooslims and observant jews don't know what you're missing... and my orthodox kosher friends in NY and Miami deny it but they really love the smell of a good old bacon cheeseburger or sausage pizza...

374 Ojoe  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 12:06:39pm

These islamists all want the death sentence, lucibello has them by the short hairs and of course he's trying to kill them, and in fact as many others as he can too.

375 ploome hineni[deleted]  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 12:12:41pm
376 alegrias  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 12:19:50pm

re: #375 ploome hineni

try cholent

it is the same thing..but no pork

actually, I think that hidden Jews, Marranos (In both Portuguese and Spanish, the term marrano acquired the meaning of "swine" or "filthy" ) probably perpetuated this feijoada, eaten on the 'HOly" day

just as Cholent is prepared the day before, cooks overnight, and is eaten on the Sabbath

* * *
Madrid, Spain's national dish is also a garbanzo stew full of various meats & vegetables, probably of Jewish origin.

Cocido Madrilenyo

377 Test4Eko  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 12:24:25pm

Could be kismet with United Airlines reducing its fleet, perhaps they have a unit that's due to be sent to the Boneyard that can radio-equipped to control from the ground. Put Ron Jeremy KSM and his merry Gitmo entourage aboard, fly them into the side of a mountain at 600+ mph. Not sure at what temperature pure evil vaporizes, but I would imagine the heat from jet fuel gets pretty intense.

378 Ezekiel2517  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 12:26:54pm

Grant him his wish: the sentence of death by immersion in porcine fecal matter. See how many jihadis want to follow in his footsteps after that.

379 scrad  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 12:42:16pm

As Leonidas says to the deformed hunchback, Ephialtes after betraying them to Xerxes and the Persians:

"I hope you live a long life".

Dying is too glorious for this 'thing' disguised as a man. I truly hope they don't execute him. Not because I'm against capital punishment, but because to these people death is a 'win'.

Let him disappear into obscurity instead.

380 kenprice  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 12:49:11pm

The "martyr" complex is a problem when dealing with "true believers". Turn that belief against them by adding that burial will be in a pigskin coffin. I am certain that something of the equal can be arranged.

381 Soccer Fan  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 12:59:39pm

Suddenly I am getting very hungry with the responses to my comments... I hope no observant jews took offense to my comment regarding the cheeseburgers or pizza... just my outlook on life is the following: if God made us after himself and made us the caretakers of this planet then he would not have put such delicous things on earth for us not to eat. OK - I'll make an exception for the apple of the garden of eden, he put that apple there to test his creation... but pigs, lobsters, shrimps, clams, catfish, etc? Thats some of his best works! Can't believe he (or she for the more liberal of us lizards ;-) would put all of that great stuff out there for us not to bake, broil, roast, barbeque, or flambe or whatever (reminds me of that scene from Forrest Gump where Bubba tells Forrest all of the ways you can prepare shrimp). Now I'm gonna say goodbye because I'm gonna cook me some dinner.

382 DanThePainter  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 1:10:34pm

re: #348 Athos

VDH has a shorter but very interesting read in his Carnage and Culture on Cortes and the end of the Aztec empire.

Got a link for that? I love reading his stuff.

383 Ceemack  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 1:12:15pm

That's one request I think we should grant. If they need volunteers for a firing squad, I'm in.

384 DanThePainter  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 1:22:48pm
...he’s been provided with the traditional clothes and allowed to grow his beard to a ridiculous length....>

C'mon, whats with the beard bashing?

385 the_flying_pig  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 2:27:39pm

The only death sentence we should give him is to put in a completely windowless room with a built-in TV showing scheduled viewings of Mel Brook movies, Schlinder's List and Three Stooges shows endlessly.

386 the_flying_pig  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 2:30:53pm

re: #378 Ezekiel2517

Grant him his wish: the sentence of death by immersion in porcine fecal matter. See how many jihadis want to follow in his footsteps after that.

Good idea! How about the one you can throw 3 balls at a big red target which to dump Khalid into a tank of pig feces?

387 Shaky Louie  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 2:37:38pm

When I first heard of his demand, I thought, "let's grant his wish", then, after further consideration my opinion is, why give this human offal the luxury of a quick death?

I hear there are some ships in international waters...
That wasn't out loud, was it?

And, that's just MY 2 cents.

(I haven't read the comms yet, so if I repeated another's post...dont taze me, bro!)

388 USBeast  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 2:48:14pm

I think he should be sentenced to community service: cleaning toilets in synagogues and churches from coast to coast for the rest of his life.

The Constitution (God bless it) forbids "cruel and unusual" punishment. It doesn't say anything about "harsh and innovative".

389 jamsler  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 2:52:59pm

re: #385 the_flying_pig

NO Stooges for the evil one!

NO Mel Brooks either!

Like the windoless room idea though, so long as his roommate is a pig and the television is showing naked Janet Reno.

And now, for the brain-bleach....

390 USBeast  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 3:14:02pm

re: #389 jamsler

NO Stooges for the evil one!

NO Mel Brooks either!

Like the windoless room idea though, so long as his roommate is a pig and the television is showing naked Janet Reno.

And now, for the brain-bleach....

What do you have against pigs?

No roommate. Haram products for every meal, and for entertainment, the 700 club.

Oh, and on Fridays, reruns of the Lawrence Welk show, full volume, from midnight to midnight.

391 Killian Bundy  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 3:35:30pm
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed said Thursday that he would welcome the death penalty

/death by freefall, give him a few minutes ti think about it

392 TimO  Thu, Jun 5, 2008 5:51:26pm

I'm thinking..... death by hanging using pig intestines in a bacon factory, then having the body torn apart by rabid dogs.

....but that's just me.

393 Sacred Plants  Fri, Jun 6, 2008 1:52:04am

With all the detailed ideas what to do with his body that were rolled out here, I wonder why not sell him on ebay and drop the money in small bills over the Kaaba?

Why not hand back him to Pakistan so that his treacherous ISI accomplices can kill him?

They wouldn´t?

Why is AQ Khan not an election campaign issue?

394 dvaprez  Fri, Jun 6, 2008 7:12:45am

1. Release news story on how many terrorists he ratted out.
2. Give KSM a nice striped jumpsuit.
3. Surgically insert tracking device.
4. Close all bridges in Manhattan for 48 hours.
5. Release KSM in city.
6. Film 13 part series "KSM-Lost in New York"

Thats Justice!

395 Ronit  Fri, Jun 6, 2008 9:47:34am

72 virgins plus 16 young boys. You guys always forget that they are to get 16 young boys. Back when Mo wrote up his Koran there was a lot of pedophilia, so to get the guys to come on board for martyrdom, he added 16 beautiful boys to the reward.


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