Iowahawk to Redouble Campaign Efforts, Maybe
We shouldn’t forget that there is still a third candidate in this presidential race: iowahawk: And Then There Were Three.
“Hey stupid,” I am often asked, “what happened to your presidential campaign?”
For your information Mr. / Ms.Smarty Pants, instead of bombarding you with attack ads and TV spin doctors and donation pleas, I’ve been quietly doing the precise thing a Presidential candidate should do — working on the issues that matter to snide ingrates like you. Yes, while you were mesmerized by the hubbub and fooferaw of the so-called “major party” nominating races, I was with my hand-picked ‘trailer cabinet’ of key policy advisors, putting together our 400-point specific Change Contract For Hopeful American Greatness Renewal. Some of the highlights:
