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The Real KSM

Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 12:17:50 pm PDT

As we know, last week Al Qaeda terrorist Khalid Sheikh Mohammed complained in his court appearance that the sketch artist had made his nose too big. So in the interest of accuracy, 23/6 sent a very talented artist to do a better likeness of KSM.

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1 saberry0530  6/09/08 12:19:00 pm reply quote

Fat, Drunk and Hating America is no way to go through life!

2 Irene NYC  6/09/08 12:19:01 pm reply quote

Be careful what you wish for!

3 Shug  6/09/08 12:19:05 pm reply quote

Looks just like him

4 snowcrash  6/09/08 12:19:26 pm reply quote

Much better picture!

5 zmdavid  6/09/08 12:19:39 pm reply quote

I think he could use a few botox injections.

6 Who Watches the Watchmen?  6/09/08 12:19:48 pm reply quote

I wonder if that's the controversy referred to here:

Hina Shamsi, a staff attorney with the ACLU, talks about the controversial arraignment she witnessed of alleged 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and 4 others before a military judge at the Guantanamo Bay U.S. Naval base in Cuba last week.
7 Sharmuta  6/09/08 12:19:50 pm reply quote

LMAO!

8 bosforus  6/09/08 12:19:51 pm reply quote

Probably afraid of looking too Jewish.

9 NJDhockeyfan  6/09/08 12:19:52 pm reply quote

Ewwww...his nips are showing.

10 Shug  6/09/08 12:20:09 pm reply quote

ha

he has moobs

(martyr boobs)

11 saberry0530  6/09/08 12:20:39 pm reply quote

re: #10 Shug

How about a spew alert!

12 see bs  6/09/08 12:20:56 pm reply quote

HA!

13 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:21:48 pm reply quote

Rosie needs an update.

14 Shug  6/09/08 12:21:51 pm reply quote

re: #5 zmdavid

I think he could use a few botox injections.

no doubt these are provided at Gitmo, courtesy of American taxpayers

15 lawhawk  6/09/08 12:21:53 pm reply quote

I hear that his lawyers might complain that the sketch artists might draw his neck too long. Or that his skin was too pasty white. /after the execution

16 rlevitin  6/09/08 12:21:59 pm reply quote

re: #8 bosforus

Probably afraid of looking too Jewish.

First thing that popped into my head!

17 JammieWearingFool  6/09/08 12:22:06 pm reply quote

The sketch version looks even more like Rosie O'Donnell.

18 jcm  6/09/08 12:22:50 pm reply quote

What he was drawn with a Semitic nose?
The horror!

19 JammieWearingFool  6/09/08 12:23:22 pm reply quote

re: #17 JammieWearingFool

The sketch version looks even more like Rosie O'Donnell.

Link.

20 Shug  6/09/08 12:23:46 pm reply quote

The KSM lookalike finalists are

Rosie O'Donnell
Avery Schreiber
Ron Jeremy
Bruce Villanche


vote now

21 rawmuse  6/09/08 12:23:50 pm reply quote

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is down to the bone.

22 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:23:51 pm reply quote

Check out "Inside the secret meeting - WITH HOT PICS!". Hillary and Obama on a hot date, humma humma.

23 Da_Beerfreak  6/09/08 12:23:53 pm reply quote

re: #1 saberry0530

Fat, Drunk and Hating America is no way to go through life!

What does the 'Swimmer' have to do with this thread?

24 redheadredstate  6/09/08 12:24:07 pm reply quote

KHM: Wait, wait photograph my good side!
Photographer: Sir, you don't HAVE a good side!

25 eaglewingz08  6/09/08 12:24:39 pm reply quote

Maybe KSM felt that the nose made him look too jooish?
Perhaps if the courtroom artist subtitled the work, 'Khalid has a nose for Jooos' it would have met with his acceptance?

Anyway, the whole point seems to be, like those five hundred pound men who wear lycra, and then ask, does this outfit make me look fat?

Sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone with thyroid problems and slow metabolisms.

26 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:24:40 pm reply quote

re: #21 rawmuse

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly evil is down to the bone.

A wee fix.

27 Mardukhai  6/09/08 12:24:56 pm reply quote

You're right! He looks just like Rosie with a mustache!

It's astonishing!

; - ))

28 coquimbojoe  6/09/08 12:25:26 pm reply quote

Still laughing.....

29 Zach_the_Lizard  6/09/08 12:25:53 pm reply quote

I think all of the sketches are inaccurate. They should show the hellfire that surely surrounds this evil creature.

30 Sharmuta  6/09/08 12:26:04 pm reply quote

re: #28 coquimbojoe

Still laughing.....

Me too.

31 NoSubmission  6/09/08 12:26:17 pm reply quote

Phenomenal!

32 WrathofG-d  6/09/08 12:26:20 pm reply quote

Could you imagine any other Enemy of the United States making such a demand during his Trial for Terrorism, and murder?

Welcome to the present enemy where (because of past experience) he thinks he can demand (even at his trial) that we bend over backwards for him. Wow...we sure have them scared of us......

33 Racer X  6/09/08 12:26:33 pm reply quote

What does he care how he looks? It's not like he's gonna be getting any where is.

34 redheadredstate  6/09/08 12:27:16 pm reply quote

I sure feel sorry for his 72 raisins!

35 sparrowlake  6/09/08 12:27:53 pm reply quote

Is there anything about bathing in the Koran?

36 Shug  6/09/08 12:28:04 pm reply quote

Did KSM officially complain on his blog at BarackObama.com ?

37 Typicalwhitey  6/09/08 12:28:37 pm reply quote

re: #36 Shug

OMG that is too funny!

38 MandyManners  6/09/08 12:28:55 pm reply quote

As my nanny useta' tell me when I was a child, "Pretty is as pretty does."

KSM, you are one ugly motherfucker.

39 Tumulus11  6/09/08 12:29:03 pm reply quote

. Don't mean to find fault, but his nipples seem asymmetrical.

40 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:29:13 pm reply quote

re: #34 redheadredstate

I sure feel sorry for his 72 raisins!

Please, virgins all look like Ruth Buzzi in heaven.

41 jcm  6/09/08 12:29:22 pm reply quote

re: #36 Shug

Did KSM officially complain on his blog at BarackObama.com ?

Quick check Michelle's friends.

42 Boot Hill  6/09/08 12:29:38 pm reply quote

just cut and paste pics of Ron Jeremy on those sketches....

there's enough of those to go around and all sorts of facial expressions to choose from, so he should get a pretty good likeness. And hey, he may actually increase the number of women in his fan club.

43 lawhawk  6/09/08 12:29:42 pm reply quote

So, McCain and Obama would both like to close Gitmo. Where would KSM go? Where would all the other terrorists go? Stateside? Neither offers up any alternatives.

44 Nevergiveup  6/09/08 12:29:48 pm reply quote

re: #35 sparrowlake

Is there anything about bathing in the Koran?

Yes, it is right next to the section on compromising and serenity.

45 bosforus  6/09/08 12:29:48 pm reply quote

The squishy eye stress ball.

46 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:29:51 pm reply quote

re: #41 jcm

Quick check Michelle's friends.

Oprah may have a Gayle, but I doubt Michelle has one.

47 NoSubmission  6/09/08 12:30:09 pm reply quote

Are they readying the pike for his foul head at Ground Zero?

48 redheadredstate  6/09/08 12:30:29 pm reply quote

#40vbspurs

re: #34 redheadredstate

I sure feel sorry for his 72 raisins!

Please, virgins all look like Ruth Buzzi in heave

n.

LMAOROTF

49 Honorary Yooper  6/09/08 12:30:35 pm reply quote

re: #43 lawhawk

So, McCain and Obama would both like to close Gitmo. Where would KSM go? Where would all the other terrorists go? Stateside? Neither offers up any alternatives.

Well, there's always Wake Island.

50 WrathofG-d  6/09/08 12:31:41 pm reply quote

re: #44 Nevergiveup

51 filetandrelease  6/09/08 12:32:12 pm reply quote

I thought it was the Big Mo there for a second.

52 sngnsgt  6/09/08 12:32:29 pm reply quote

Wait a minute, that artists rendering doesn't look anything like Ron Jeremy.

53 jorline  6/09/08 12:32:37 pm reply quote

ROFLMAO...great sketch.

54 unrealizedviewpoint  6/09/08 12:32:49 pm reply quote

re: #19 JammieWearingFool

Link.

Looking at the TV schedule I see Rosie has a new game show, Password. Too bad, I liked password, but I will never watch this pig of being, EVER AGAIN!

55 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:33:08 pm reply quote

Guys, stop talking about Ron Jeremy! He has an enormous schlong. KSM has a tiny weiner.

56 alegrias  6/09/08 12:33:11 pm reply quote

I'm surprised KSM didn't request Spain's finest painter, Velazquez, do his portrait.

There's clearly nothing worse than to be a cartoon in the Caliphate.

(President BUSH doesn't get to request better cartoon images of himself, why is this privilege extended to mass murderers? ACLU defense lawyers working overtime again?)

57 Shug  6/09/08 12:33:39 pm reply quote

re: #54 unrealizedviewpoint

Looking at the TV schedule I see Rosie has a new game show, Password. Too bad, I liked password, but I will never watch this pig of being, EVER AGAIN!

all the words will have something to do with homosexuality and trooferism

58 Silhouette  6/09/08 12:34:05 pm reply quote

Does this genocidal worldview make me look fat?

59 David Simon  6/09/08 12:34:10 pm reply quote

re: #20 Shug

The KSM lookalike finalists are

Rosie O'Donnell
Avery Schreiber
Ron Jeremy
Bruce Villanche


vote now

You forgot Hanan Ashrawi.

60 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:34:27 pm reply quote

re: #57 Shug

all the words will have something to do with homosexuality and trooferism

And Broadway show tunes.

61 sparrowlake  6/09/08 12:34:32 pm reply quote

re: #43 lawhawk

So, McCain and Obama would both like to close Gitmo. Where would KSM go? Where would all the other terrorists go? Stateside? Neither offers up any alternatives.

Perhaps they could all go to Hell where they belong.

62 Nevergiveup  6/09/08 12:34:37 pm reply quote

re: #49 Honorary Yooper

Well, there's always Wake Island.

Well he does bear a striking resemblance to the extinct Wake Island Rail ( with all apologies to the Rail) also known as the Dodo bird.
[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

63 alegrias  6/09/08 12:34:55 pm reply quote

re: #43 lawhawk

So, McCain and Obama would both like to close Gitmo. Where would KSM go? Where would all the other terrorists go? Stateside? Neither offers up any alternatives.

* * *
I'm sure McCain would rather bad guys go boom where they are found, than fly free, first class, to GITMO.

64 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:35:00 pm reply quote

re: #59 David Simon

You forgot Hanan Ashrawi.

The entire Middle East has a big black moustache.

65 turn  6/09/08 12:35:07 pm reply quote

Ya gotta be kidding me:

"Asked if Mohammed had a point, Hamlin said: "I agree totally" before rushing back to the courtroom to downsize his nose."

oh wait ... an AP artist, that explains it.

66 karmic_inquisitor  6/09/08 12:35:21 pm reply quote

re: #17 JammieWearingFool

The sketch version looks even more like Rosie O'Donnell.

Thing is, I'd rather see a KSM nipple slip (as shown in the "sketch") than a Rosie one.

67 Silhouette  6/09/08 12:35:34 pm reply quote

re: #43 lawhawk

So, McCain and Obama would both like to close Gitmo. Where would KSM go?

Didney World?

68 jorline  6/09/08 12:35:40 pm reply quote

Mens Hair Club needs to adopt KSM as it's poster child for HOPE.

69 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  6/09/08 12:35:58 pm reply quote

OMGROTFLMAO!

It's a good thing I keep this handy dandy squeegee by my monitor!

70 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:37:08 pm reply quote

re: #67 Silhouette

Didney World?

Only if I get to drown him in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

71 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:37:38 pm reply quote

re: #68 jorline

Mens Hair Club needs to adopt KSM as it's poster child for HOPE.

Obama: Did someone mention HOPE?

72 turn  6/09/08 12:38:20 pm reply quote

re: #19 JammieWearingFool

73 Shug  6/09/08 12:39:02 pm reply quote

re: #68 jorline

Mens Hair Club needs to adopt KSM as it's poster child for HOPE.

Hair
On
Practically
Everything

74 guzziguy  6/09/08 12:39:37 pm reply quote

The photo down below is a much better likeness than the drawing up at the top. It catches his character much better.

/ I know.

75 coquimbojoe  6/09/08 12:39:42 pm reply quote

Much more fun is the real KLF

76 MandyManners  6/09/08 12:40:14 pm reply quote

re: #73 Shug

Hair
On
Practically
Everything

Wouldn't it be fun to wax him?

77 CyanSnowHawk  6/09/08 12:41:08 pm reply quote

re: #76 MandyManners

Wouldn't it be fun to wax him?

The EPA would have to bring back the Superfund to clean up after that.

78 karmic_inquisitor  6/09/08 12:41:19 pm reply quote

re: #43 lawhawk

So, McCain and Obama would both like to close Gitmo. Where would KSM
go? Where would all the other terrorists go? Stateside? Neither offers
up any alternatives.

Release them into the "battlefield environment" from which they came.

Via an airdrop.

From 40,000 feet.

In body armor for protection.

With armored parachutes for extra protection.

79 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:41:20 pm reply quote

re: #76 MandyManners

Wouldn't it be fun to wax him?

Ewwwwwwwww. Why yes it would.

80 Nevergiveup  6/09/08 12:41:29 pm reply quote

Doesn't the "Carter Center" know they are being used? In the end the only thing Hamas will ever return to Israel is body parts.
[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

81 redheadredstate  6/09/08 12:41:44 pm reply quote

I wonder if this is what was meant by having "more hair than wit"? KSM certainly qualifies.

82 vagabond trader  6/09/08 12:41:47 pm reply quote

Retro-Darwinism at work on that thing.

83 sngnsgt  6/09/08 12:41:50 pm reply quote

re: #72 turn

LOL, that's priceless. Going to send that around immediately.

Yep, that pic is priceless, I'm saving that one.

84 karmic_inquisitor  6/09/08 12:42:13 pm reply quote

re: #76 MandyManners

Wouldn't it be fun to wax him?

EpiBoarding?

85 Shug  6/09/08 12:42:34 pm reply quote

re: #76 MandyManners

Wouldn't it be fun to wax him?

KELLY CLARKSON !

86 Da_Beerfreak  6/09/08 12:43:06 pm reply quote

re: #73 Shug

Hair
On
Practically
Everything

My little cat was really good at that.
// {;-)™

87 jetprop  6/09/08 12:43:08 pm reply quote

ROTFLMAO..

88 filetandrelease  6/09/08 12:43:25 pm reply quote
Wouldn't it be fun to wax him?

Too much hair, I'm thinking a controlled brush fire.

89 jorline  6/09/08 12:43:51 pm reply quote

re: #71 vbspurs

Obama: Did someone mention HOPE?

I can't imagine the CHANGE if someone were to shave him. All the drains in Gitmo would clog.

90 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:43:53 pm reply quote

re: #84 karmic_inquisitor

EpiBoarding?

Remember that late-night informercial called NADS? Hair removal cream, but the name fits him perfectly.

91 Nevergiveup  6/09/08 12:44:01 pm reply quote

re: #84 karmic_inquisitor

EpiBoarding?

And you are aware that "EpiLady" is an Israeli product? From Kibbutz Har Goshrem.

92 itellu3times  6/09/08 12:44:23 pm reply quote

Wot a site, how about the horseatorial by Big Brown.

93 jorline  6/09/08 12:44:25 pm reply quote

re: #73 Shug

Hair
On
Practically
Everything


LMAO

94 sngnsgt  6/09/08 12:44:33 pm reply quote

re: #76 MandyManners

Wouldn't it be fun to wax him?

Too much information Mandy.

95 NoSubmission  6/09/08 12:44:42 pm reply quote

re: #76 MandyManners

Wouldn't it be fun to wax him?


Only if it's an inside job.

96 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:44:47 pm reply quote

re: #88 filetandrelease

Too much hair, I'm thinking a controlled brush fire.

I'm thinking an uncontrolled bush fire.

97 filetandrelease  6/09/08 12:44:56 pm reply quote

re: #19 JammieWearingFool

That is funny as hell, and a bit scary.

98 maddogg  6/09/08 12:45:28 pm reply quote

Are you sure thats not Amy Winehouse?

99 code red 21  6/09/08 12:45:29 pm reply quote

That is one ugly mother f*****...somebody definitely needs to put him out of his misery pronto.

100 JammieWearingFool  6/09/08 12:46:30 pm reply quote

re: #72 turn

LOL, that's priceless. Going to send that around immediately.

That's been around for some time.

101 bulwrk  6/09/08 12:46:31 pm reply quote

re: #54 unrealizedviewpoint

Looking at the TV schedule I see Rosie has a new game show, Password. Too bad, I liked password, but I will never watch this pig of being, EVER AGAIN!

do you think they'll ever use the word lunatic on the show?

102 Iron Fist  6/09/08 12:47:33 pm reply quote

re: #76 MandyManners,

I'd rather dip him in tar, shove a spear up his ass, and put him out for the birds to eat. Is that bad of me?

:-)

103 Dad O' Blondes  6/09/08 12:47:52 pm reply quote

re: #68 jorline

Mens Hair Club needs to adopt KSM as it's poster child for HOPE.

KSM aka The Human Sweater

.

104 CyanSnowHawk  6/09/08 12:48:01 pm reply quote

re: #98 maddogg

Are you sure thats not Amy Winehouse?

I think she isn't showing any gray in the mustache yet.

105 Nevergiveup  6/09/08 12:48:12 pm reply quote

re: #102 Iron Fist

,

I'd rather dip him in tar, shove a spear up his ass, and put him out for the birds to eat. Is that bad of me?

:-)

Is what bad of you?

106 NJDhockeyfan  6/09/08 12:48:46 pm reply quote

Can someone translate this?

Очередн& #1072;я игра

Little Green Footballs развлек& #1072;ется: находит на сайте у Обамы всякие интерес& #1085;ые вещи вроде поддерж& #1082;и со стороны разных террори& #1089;тов и прочей дряни, публику& #1077;т ссылку, а потом доклады& #1074;ает, что Обамины админис& #1090;раторы уничтож& #1080;ли там очередн& #1086;й блог. Нашли уже довольн& #1086; много: подобна& #1103; публика слетает& #1089;я на Обаму как мухи.

107 Cap'n DOC  6/09/08 12:48:59 pm reply quote

re: #92 itellu3times

Big Brown Horse Apples.

108 Shug  6/09/08 12:49:00 pm reply quote

re: #102 Iron Fist

,

I'd rather dip him in tar, shove a spear up his ass, and put him out for the birds to eat. Is that bad of me?

:-)

yes, you will hurt the birds

109 maddogg  6/09/08 12:49:03 pm reply quote

re: #102 Iron Fist

,

I'd rather dip him in tar, shove a spear up his ass, and put him out for the birds to eat. Is that bad of me?

:-)

Cruelty to birds is poor form...

110 turn  6/09/08 12:49:04 pm reply quote

re: #100 JammieWearingFool


Yeah, I don't get around much ... first visit to the 23/6 site too. Bookmarked that. Thanks.

111 vbspurs  6/09/08 12:49:11 pm reply quote

re: #101 bulwrk

do you think they'll ever use the word lunatic on the show?

Or "annoying"? Remember when Rosie made that whiney video about being voted America's Most Annoying Person?

Caution, link contains shots of Rosie O'Donnell in a swimsuit. *gag*

112 JCM  6/09/08 12:49:24 pm reply quote

re: #102 Iron Fist

,

I'd rather dip him in tar, shove a spear up his ass, and put him out for the birds to eat. Is that bad of me?

:-)

Slopping pigs on farm the rest of life. No virgins for him.

113 Shug  6/09/08 12:49:28 pm reply quote

re: #98 maddogg

Are you sure thats not Amy Winehouse?


he has better tits

114 JammieWearingFool  6/09/08 12:49:36 pm reply quote

Doe KSM have his own Obama page?

115 Iron Fist  6/09/08 12:49:37 pm reply quote

re: #80 Nevergiveup,

You are assuming that the Carter Center cares that they're being used.

They don't. Useful tools.

[spit]

116 redheadredstate  6/09/08 12:49:54 pm reply quote

#106 NJDhockeyfan


Can someone translate this?

Очере дная игра

Little Green Footballs развл екает ся: наход ит на сайте у Обамы всяки е интер есные вещи вроде подде ржки со сторо ны разны х терро ристо в и проче й дряни , публи кует ссылк у, а потом докла дывае т, что Обами ны админ истра торы уничт ожили там очере дной блог. Нашли уже довол ьно много : подоб ная публи ка слета ется на Обаму как мухи.

Nope, it's all Greek to me (sorry couldn't resist)

117 code red 21  6/09/08 12:50:16 pm reply quote

re: #102 Iron Fist

,

I'd rather dip him in tar, shove a spear up his ass, and put him out for the birds to eat. Is that bad of me?

:-)

Damn I like the way you think.

118 OldLineTexan  6/09/08 12:50:24 pm reply quote

re: #112 JCM

Slopping pigs on farm the rest of life. No virgins for him.

Oh, so slopping only the experienced pigs, then.

119 Nevergiveup  6/09/08 12:50:30 pm reply quote