Obama's 'Crack Team of Cybernauts'

Mon, Jun 9, 2008 at 1:45:58 pm PDT

Barack Obama is setting up a “war room” to respond aggressively.

Respond aggressively to Iran? North Korea? Syria?

No, silly! To respond aggressively to internet rumors.

A crack team of cybernauts will form a rapid response internet “war room” to track and respond aggressively to online rumours that Barack Obama is unpatriotic and a Muslim.

UPDATE at 6/9/08 2:01:02 pm:

LGF lizard “Occasional Reader” has discovered a photo of the crack cybernauts springing into action: