Step one: secure crack. Check!

I tremble!

/

crack will be involved, no doubt

Cybernauts on crack.

/Can't wait.

re: #1 Occasional Reader

Step one: secure smoke crack. Check!

/fixed

"Hurry, gentlemen, Hurry! Our phony-baloney jobs are at stake!"

I blow my nose at obama.

One Obama cybernaut to another - "What's the AOL screen name we're using again?"

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama
and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a
post turtle'.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him
what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down
a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on
top, that's a 'post turtle'.' The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the
doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what
kind of a dumb as$ put him up there to begin with.'

re: #8 Athos

One Obama cybernaut to another - "What's the AOL screen name we're using again?"

LOL!

Maybe that headline should read "team of crackhead cybernuts."

re: #1 Occasional Reader

Step one: secure crack. Check!

Step two: smoke crack.

Step three: rant and rave about joos and vast right-wing conspiracies.

Setp four: rinse and repeat.

HAHAHAHAHA

/LGF is the pain in your backside that won't go away.

"We will crush any of you lazy, stupid, uneducated Americans who say we're unpatriotic. This kinda slur could only happen in a hate-filled cesspool like the US of KKK."

A crack team of cybernauts like assembled his website?

Bring 'em on!

re: #13 pegcity

HAHAHAHAHA

/LGF is the pain in your backside that won't go away.

Now that should be a rotating title!

Actual photo of Obama's "cybernaut" team battling untruthy rumors in the InterTubes

Guess LGF will be monitored 24/7 now. We may already have some moles, I mean cybernauts.

" Hey, Hillary honey, how do you spell appeaser? Chelsea get on your computer lickety-split, the name's spelled R-E-Z-K-O. Hot damn, this is going to be a fun election! Don't release your delegates just yet honey !"

And so it begins...

re: #18 snowcrash

Guess LGF will be monitored 24/7 now. We may already have some moles, I mean cybernauts.

Bring 'em on! More troll meat for the troll-b-que!

/Gamey!

Dude, it's not a rumor. You ARE unpatriotic.

so in obama 1984 land are rumors the truth?

i get confused when trying to diseminate leftist language

Could the guy be more incompetent?

Oficcial Obama Cybernaut Playbook -

1) "That is not the [fill in name] that Obama knew."

2) "You cannot associate Obama with people he associated with for [x] years because he was only [y] years old when they did [z]."

3) "Face it - you are a racist who refuses to vote for a Black Man."

Hahaha, this is amazing.

re: #24 Leonidas Hoplite

Could the guy be more incompetent?

Wait.

An aggressive war to combat people who are doing nothing more than just talking about him?

Now, why would anyone think he is Muslim?

Butt Crack!

They will add these rumors to their list as they scrub their website & Google caches.

Notice how they say "unpatriotic and a Muslim." Odd.
How about anti-semtic, anti-Israel, pro-jihadi, pro-cop-killers, pro-Palestinian, pro-Black Panther, socialist, Marxist?

The lefties just want people to think this is all about flag-waving, jingoist, xenophobic, racists smearing the Lightworker.

re: #24 Leonidas Hoplite

Could the guy be more incompetent?

I say none more incompetent

Why are they omitting to address attacks on Obama's admitted associations with Rev. Wright, Minister Farrakhan, Father Phleger, Trinity UCC, and the legion of other haters with whom he surrounds himself? Sounds like the "crack team" will have nothing to do!

Apparently, they're only reading the LGF front page and not the comments because we found this last night and it's still up:

Bill Ayers, Great American
By Martin from Belvedere Tiburon, CA - May 26th, 2008 at 11:48 am EDT

It's come to our attention - ad nauseum - that one University of Chicago professor, our candidate, knows another - scandalous! The latter was once a member of the Weatherman. It's been my delight and honor to know Bill Ayers since the week he came above ground after a decade of hiding. He was my child's nursery school teacher, and beyond wonderful in that role. Bill took his degree in child development from Bank Street College and moved on to higher education. He was and is an inspiring instructor, colleague and friend. Bill is a patriot of the deepest coloration -- totally reminiscent of Tom Paine, Sam Adams or Thomas Jefferson. He is and was a man of action as well as reflection. Of course age has mellowed him, but as a young man in a time of horror and national disgrace, in a time of brutal war and slaughter of civilians, in a time when civil rights was a struggle and not a foregone conclusion, Bill stood on the front lines of the struggle. And he took his cues from our Founding Fathers (and Mothers) seizing the day to alter our nation's course. His methods in that time were violent, but his targets were never human. He and his colleagues destroyed property, brought the Vietnam War and the complicity of the educational establishment into sharp focus, and helped to turn the tide of public opinion against that unjust struggle. It's likely not the course Bill would choose now, but only someone who knows no history, and who felt the Vietnam War was both just and good, could even begin to argue with those who determined to risk all to end it, and to overthrow the system that perpetrated it.

Patriotism has nothing to do with quiet obedience. That way leads to skin-headed jingoism and mindless nationalism. We are the proud inheritors of folks who struggled to have self-determination, fair representation and ultimately justice. They did not say "Never again revolution." On the contrary, the smartest of the Founders knew, said, and wrote that revolution is the tool of cleansing and renewal that fertilizes freedom. Some of us have walked that walk. Others think democracy is lock-step lick-spittle adherence in silent support for whatever idiocy government perpetrates. We've seen our government overthrown by assassination, by voting fraud and by media manipulation. The idea that some would rise up to deny continuity of power to those who use murder and intimidation, lies and mind-manipulation, is the ultimate in reassurance that freedom will not die silently.

To a thoughtful constitutional scholar, such as our candidate, contact with a charismatic, persuasive and brilliant colleague like Bill Ayers must have been irresistible. He and we should embrace that narrative. It was about something. No one supposes Obama supports violent revolution to achieve our ends now. But why, in our free country of lively idea exchange, should he not seek and embrace contact with someone as remarkable as Professor Ayers, whatever his youthful decisions?

Bill Ayers is and was a Great American, of whom the Founders would have been very proud - not for bombing ROTC buildings in Michigan, but for what he made of himself as he has helped to train and shape literally thousands of educators and leaders in the decades since. Of this is our greatness made.

/bastards

re: #25 karmic_inquisitor

pimf - "official"

War room. New name for professional bullshit artists, Is snakehead on the staff?

Must have war room to counter those Jooos Against Obama types.

"What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cybernaut?"
"No, we're exterminators. Someone posted a hate-filled, anti-Semetic, anti-American paranoid screed on Obama's website."
"That must have been some screed."
"Bite your head off, man."
/channeling Ghostbusters

The Ministry of Truth's progenitor!

They can watch us all they want, bring it on.....but, they know now that WE are watching them, everything they say, every word they type. The MSM is willing to give them a pass, we are not...

re: #24 Leonidas Hoplite

Could the guy be more incompetent?

Probably. We're just beginning to see how he reacts under pressure.

And the crack team of Obama cybernauts meet hastily in a smoke filled back room at the DNC headquarters. The head cybernaut asks the crowd to please calm down and listen "This is what I have to say ... I'm Al Gore, and I invented the internets!"

/where is IowaHawk when you need him.

re: #36 maddogg

Isn't war a way uncool word for Obamatons?

re: #18 snowcrash

Guess LGF will be monitored 24/7 now. We may already have some moles, I mean cybernauts.

Our walls are about 30 feet thick and anything that gets in is destroyed before it completes its first sentence. I doubt they'll waste their time trying to make an impact here.

re: #28 Silhouette

An aggressive war to combat people who are doing nothing more than just talking about him?

Now, why would anyone think he is Muslim?

Oh, I wish I could ding you more than once for that!

Reposting from last thread:

Yes, faux WAR ROOMS are what the Clintons and Obamas do best.

Preserve, protect & defend? If it's the USA, not so much.

* * *
Clintons were famous for their War Rooms, while our country was attacked what, 6 or 8 times during their Eyes Wide Shut to Terrorism & Acts of War Against Us presidency.

Will the Obamatons hire the disillusioned Paulististas to flood forums feverishly? Can Western Civillization survive?

re: #18 snowcrash

Yes, it would be wise to assume they are already here to plant convenient comments.

So what will they do? Flood chatrooms? Mobys?
How will they able to supress the truth about NObama? They can't delete every website... (yet)

re: #34 Killian Bundy

It's come to our attention - ad nauseum

Bzzzzzt. It's ad nauseam. NEXT!

Obama's Secret Police....Dissenters will be shot on site!

What are they going to do? Google for "Obama is a Muslim" and descend upon resulting forums with a fury of registrations and troll posts?

As for fighting the perception that he's "unpatriotic" (which is only a symptom of the fact that he's a f-cking Marxist, not a problem itself), well, you'd think the guy would try to dispel that impression by his own words and actions, rather than sending a bunch of college kids to do it for him.

Again I find myself thinking that the Ronulans all headed over to the Obama camp when Paul imploded.

they should be the busiest people on his staff.

'A poll in mid-March found that 13 per cent of Americans think that Mr Obama is a Muslim — a 5 per cent increase since December 2007.'

-

. Change.

Hope.

" Mr. Obama, we regret to inform you our cyber investigation shows that those thousands of posts that claim you are unpatriotic and Michelle Obama should instead be President are being posted by- Michelle Obama".

re: #34 Killian Bundy

Bill Ayers, Great American
By Martin from Belvedere Tiburon, CA - May 26th, 2008 at 11:48 am EDT

/bastards

indeed

re: #49 see bs

They can't delete every website... (yet)

President Obama's Communications Reform Act of 2010 will take care of that pesky matter.

They spelled rumors the British way, rumours!

I thought Bush was the one with the Secret Internet Police?

re: #57 Occasional Reader

After they turn over control of the interweb the the United Ninnies

Barack Obama sets up internet 'war room' to fight slurs

slurs.

Ain't that rich.

re: #58 alegrias

If they aren't from a Commonwealth country, how elitist of them......

I expect this team is going to unleash a massive SPAM campaign, a la Howard Dean and Ron Paul.

Hint to Team-Obama: Everyone hates SPAM!

There goes free speech. It was nice knowing ya.

I don't want to say I'm a mole, but which one of you guys is the lizard?

I swear that Kerry's campaign / the dems in general had been sitting on Yahoo chatrooms for months before the elections - you could find the same accounts on at all hours of the day, with an ongoing message history. I'm sure it was post for 6 hours, trade with the next poster, go home and watch cartoons for that whole time.

Probably still going on, just don't have the energy to look for those patterns now. But still, who's the lead lizard around these parts?

"A crack team of cybernauts will form a rapid response internet “war room” to track and respond aggressively to online rumours that Barack Obama is unpatriotic and a Muslim."

Shouldn't that be "peace room" or "anti-aggression room" and what are they going to do about online rumors that Barking Insane Obama is a Socialist and an Idiot?

Let me get something straight. Instead of trying to refute the rumors, Obama's just going to try to shut as many people up about them as he can? And we expect successful negotiations with our freaking enemies?!

/I know, how about a national finger print registry -

Oh.

What? No hat tip?

Isn't the term "War Room" a bit militaristic? Isn't that the sort of 'mindset' that the Obamatons thought they were against?

/Just looking for logical consistency where I expect to find none.

700 former Hillary Clinton staffers need work as of this past weekend.

re: #44 bosforus
Keithgabryelski, poster on previous thread (#75) is a big Obama supporter and already is doing the rebuttal thing about why the Obama site was down. Puhleez. They will be coming out of the woodwork.

BTW, "A crack team of cybernauts" is the best rotating title nominee I've heard in a long time!

See y'all tomorrow, Lizards.

re: #56 mama winger

indeed

I spent hours yesterday finding classics like "Peace Class K-12" and "Hillary is not a monster; She is a powerful Illuminist Witch!"

/and this morning the bastards flushed them all down the newly expanded memory hole, I should have taken screen shots

re: #68 Fat Jolly Penguin

I have no doubts, this will be in the form of smear.

I don't know if Reagan had to put up with as much negative stuff as Bush has, and he seems to have done just fine with out creating a department for dealing with slurs.

Why do I feel so much apathy?

re: #71 karmic_inquisitor

Isn't the term "War Room" a bit militaristic? Isn't that the sort of 'mindset' that the Obamatons thought they were against?

/Just looking for logical consistency where I expect to find none.

* * *
War Room was the Clinton's innovation for rapid attack responses to (imaginary) Vast Right Wing Media conspirators.

re: #66 brent

It's a good thing you don't admit to being a mole, because I've just taken a gander at your license, Mr. Kitty-Cat.

/

Barack Obama sets up internet 'war room' to fight slurs

Wait a minute, is the Times saying that it's a slur to be called a Muslim?

re: #72 alegrias

700 former Hillary Clinton staffers need work as of this past weekend.

I understand Wal*Mart's hiring.

re: #73 snowcrash

Keithgabryelski, poster on previous thread (#75) is a big Obama supporter and already is doing the rebuttal thing about why the Obama site was down. Puhleez. They will be coming out of the woodwork.

What?! And no one's yelled "Dogpile!"?

They will not need this "war room" because the 527's will be in full force at any minute while the media will continue their love fest.

Alahu akbar.

re: #72 alegrias

700 former Hillary Clinton staffers need work as of this past weekend.

If we get 700 new hatchlings here during the next open registration, be careful.

"Crack cybernauts"? More like a herd of Cheeto-eating, Mom's basement-dwelling moonbats.

... Google for Obama is a Muslim and descend upon resulting forums with a fury of registrations and troll posts?

That is a good idea! Moles! Meeting at the student union, I have a plan - please, no wake and bake this time, I'm super serious.

Someone call Al Gore and ask him who has digital brownshirts. Though judging by how well secure Obama's site is, more like digital Keystone cops.

Talk about a thin-skinned, limp-wristed milqtoast of a politicin, we have Sen. Barack H. Obama[D IL].

To quote Harry Truman you pansey, with due apologies to pansies everywhere, "If you cant take the heat, then get out of the kitchen."

re: #80 Honorary Yooper

I understand Wal*Mart's hiring.

* * *
Ha ha ha!

I meant to say Clinton now has 700 ex-employees with WAR ROOM experience, looking for "war" work, except against our true adversaries....

re: #71 karmic_inquisitor

It is folly for the liberals who wish to appear tough, who would never have the balls to do 3 solid days at boot camp, yet need reassurance that they deserve to be in charge.

The very fact something in the political realm has to be labeled with military connotations just shows their overkill.

Ah, my photo got credited... thanks, Charles. You have no idea what I went through to get that pic. (Still peeling antibodies off wetsuit.)

re: #90 Occasional Reader

Ah, my photo got credited... thanks, Charles. You have no idea what I went through to get that pic. (Still peeling antibodies off wetsuit.)

I missed something? Link?

You didn't dive into a moonbat mosh pit did you?

Barack Obama wants to track and respond aggressively to online rumours that Barack Obama is unpatriotic and a Muslim.

That sounds an awful lot like how O.J. wants to find the real killer.

re: #91 jcm

I missed something? Link?

You didn't dive into a moonbat mosh pit did you?

Look again at the thread topic.

re: #92 Pastorius

not sure about the muslim part but yeah id say by the company Obby keeps hes not the most patriotic american

re: #69 RTLM

/I know, how about a national finger print registry -

Oh.

With the Obamatons, I think it would be more of a National Finger paint registry...

Barack Obama is setting up a “war room”

I thought "war never solved anything"

Let the Stalinist kangaroo courts begin!

(Notice they don't say in the article what they'll be doing about the *true* rumours!)

So if B.H.O. has a team ready to quash rumors, does this mean that we can start them?

If so, Here's one:
Barack Hussein Obama is not human.
I repeat: Barack Hussein Obama is not HUMAN!

He still has not released his medical records yet, hasn't he?

re: #96 ThooLou

With the Obamatons, I think it would be more of a National Finger paint registry...

[Link: blog.heritage.org...]

Come to think of it, shouldnt' we have people found in Obama's "war room" arrested by Code Pink for being "war criminals?"

As long as LGF has the Truth and hard facts to back up what we say.....all the name-calling and arm-waving from Obama's Minions won't matter a damn bit.

As Michelle M wrote, you can bet your high horses that the Obamanation will employ all of the following in order to root out claims that he is Muslim and unpatriotic:

terrorists, Communists, Jew-bashers, thugs, lugs, dregs, gunslingers, hustlers, rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, and Methodists who flock to Obama’s campaign like flies to an oyster bar’s dumpster in August?

In fact, the techies who may be in charge of the USA's IT for our intelligence services under the Obamation have left this gem up at the website for months:
"Jemaah Islamayah for Obama” website. So it seems that if the Obamanation wants to root out claims he is Muslim and unpatriotic, I guess, like charity, the rooting out would have to begin at home, on his website linking the most vile sorts of individuals (listed above) as campaigners for the Obamanation. Indeed, if the campaign doesn't understand what the Jemaah Islamayah is, and wouldn't take steps to ban it from its website, that clearly shows a horrific lack of national security understanding, and dare I say it, lack of patriotism, and perhaps an inkling that he is still a muslim?

Or perhaps the Obamanation's hit squad can demolish the school in Indonesia where he registered as a Muslim, and off his classmates, so that they don't bring out any 'inconvenient' and 'distracting' memories that won't help feed the Obamanation's children.
Perhaps this hit squad will also burn the Obamanation's father's birth certificate from Kenya listing the father as both muslim and 87 percent arab? Perhaps they will also burn the Obamanation's birth certificate as well, since it lists a very muslim name for the person running for office. And what of the Rev. Wright, he mentioned that he will have another book out before the November election. Is there an Obamanation surprise or two in that tome? Is there an October surprise waiting for BHO? Will this hit squad of the Obamanation's, silence Rev Wright, sue him in Court or otherwise intimidate him?
Why the next thing you know this crack team will be chasing down rumors that the Obamanation is a commie or at the very least a big gov elitist limousine socialist intent on bankrupting the country and destroying our national defenses. Then they'd have to go out and destroy every tape of every speech made by the Obamanation to date. Lots of work to do, so little time.

I am reminded of an utterly obscene but hilarious piece in The Onion from several years back. I won’t link it, but the gist of it was a man who was puzzled, angry, and indignant about why, since he was straight, all these homosexuals kept having sex with him?

cybercrack hussein obama, has a nice ring to it.

re: #9 Firmworm

'Well, ya know, Obama is a
post turtle'

I got all the way to comment #40 and nobody had remarked on this story, to me it says it all, great tale there Firmworm.

What's all this I hear about Obama setting up a whore room with a crack team of cybernuts?
/Emily Litella

re: #106 Gharqad

It's hard out there fo' a pimp.

Will this "crack team" of cybernauts get their own bus, or will Obama lend them his?

Um that photo looks like those crackcybernauts are in the middle of a vast zionist conspiracy web.

How does that Shakespeare quote go: "me thinks he doth protest too much"?

"A Crack Team of Cybernauts"

This sounds like a job for:

The Mailboy
Hillary's campaign staff
Joycelyn Elders
Eddie the dog on Frasier
Albert Gore - He invented the internet!

re: #110 Pshawalaw

How does that Shakespeare quote go: "me thinks he doth protest too much"?

Gertrude: "The lady doth protest too much methinks."

Hamlet: "But she'll keep her word."

#94 PegCity,

Obama is Muslim according to the Islamic definition of who is a Muslim. If one's father is a Muslim, then one is a Muslim. Simple as that.

According to the American definition of who is and is not a Muslim, Obama is not a Muslim. In America, one gets to choose their religion.

If I were a Presidential candidate, and I were under scrutiny and being criticized for my affiliation with an intolerant religion like Islam (is there any religion like Islam?) I would certainly clarify whether or not I was indeed a Muslim.

Why?

Because, it is an American statement about Freedom.

If Muslims say I am a Muslim, and I say I am not, I would want everyone to know that I am an American, and I get to choose my religion, and I have chosen NOT TO BE A MUSLIM.

Wouldn't you feel that way?

re: #111 Electron Shuffler

"A Crack Team of Cybernauts"

This sounds like a job for:

The Mailboy
Hillary's campaign staff
Joycelyn Elders
Eddie the dog on Frasier
Albert Gore - He invented the internet!

Carlton the doorman on Rhoda

re: #114 USBeast

Holy cow, that's a really old show.
I remember the name of the show, not the character.

I remember Carlton the Doorman on Rhoda. That's one of the more interesting character ideas in the history of sitcoms.

re: #116 Pastorius

I vaguely remember the show, I spent most of the time chasing girls then.

re: #71 karmic_inquisitor

Isn't the term "War Room" a bit militaristic? Isn't that the sort of 'mindset' that the Obamatons thought they were against?

/Just looking for logical consistency where I expect to find none.

You're right -- they should call it the "Romper Room".

.

A crack team of cybernauts will form a rapid response internet “war room”

Well.... there better not be any fighting that occurs in there, since fighting isn't allowed in the War Room.

/Pres. B. "Merkin Muffley" Obama

re: #17 Occasional Reader

Actual photo of Obama's "cybernaut" team battling untruthy rumors in the InterTubes

Well, that's big let down! As any Avengers fan knows, those aren't Cybernauts. Here's a real photo of one of Obama's Cybernauts capturing one of those pesky rumormongers!

Attn: B. Hussein Obama cybernauts:

If I believe that B. Hussein Obama is a Moslem or is unpatriotic, there's nothing you can do about that. Nor is there anything you can do about it if I post online that I believe that. Or that I post that I believe, borrowing from uptopic, that B. Hussein Obama is anti-Semitic, anti-Israel, pro-jihadi, pro-cop-killers, pro-Palestinian, pro-Black Panther, a socialist, Marxist, and utterly naive. Or that I firmly believe that if he somehow gets elected that my family and friends will be far, far less safe from jihadi terror and future Islamic nukes than they are now.

And do you know why you can't do a damned thing about that? The First Amendment, plus the fact that B. Hussein Obama is a public figure. Now I know that you Socialists, er, pardon me, Democrats, have been trying for years to abridge everyone's right to free speech that you don't agree with, but you haven't succeeded yet. God willing, you will never be able to.

Now I have a question for you. What evidence do you have that B. Hussein Obama isn't unpatriotic? And if he isn't unpatriotic, then why didn't he volunteer for military service?

And, no, none of this is about him being black. It's about him being, in my personal opinion, a very dangerous, very naive Left-wing idiot of a geopolitical virgin.

How patriotic can you be when you spend your entire youth outside the USA, then go directly into Ivy League institutions, then find an "in" with Chicago's most racist-America-hating groups so you can use your silver tongue to suck tax money from regular Americans into your own programs?
He only got elected to the US Senate because he ran against a ''carpet bagger."
I'd say the Peter Principle sums up my thinking about where Obama is.....way over his head.

So which would be more offensive to Barrack Hussein Obama, that an internet rumor starts that he's actually patriotic or that he's a Muslim?

At least Raquel Welch is on the job! She'll put her best out front! :)

I posted the original link for this article in breaking news and in the previous thread but I appearently don't hold enough weight to get a hat tip.re: #90 Occasional Reader

Rumors like these?

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

OMG...Amanda again?

Seems the Timesonline link is now disable or broken.

[Link: www.timesonline.co.uk...]

The link is up again!