Does this mean LGF's habitat is standing water?

re: #1 laZardo

Nope, but it might explain dailyKos and such like.

/I think the quote would work better using pond scum.

re: #1 laZardo

Does this mean LGF's habitat is standing water?

No- we're reptiles of the interweb.

how will the upcoming threads help the children of the ongoing lizard baby boom?

re: #2 BlueCanuck

re: #3 Sharmuta

Points made.

re: #1 laZardo

Does this mean LGF's habitat is standing water?

We alter our opinions all the time :) Just not about Obama. And a few other things.

re: #4 redc1c4

how will the upcoming threads help the children of the ongoing lizard baby boom?

More to the point, what things will they include that simply must not be discussed because of Barrack Hussein Obama's children?

re: #4 redc1c4

how will the upcoming threads help the children of the ongoing lizard baby boom?

I have never in my adult life been proud to be a Lizard until that comment.

re: #1 laZardo

Does this mean LGF's habitat is standing water?

I'd also like to point out that standing water is stagnant- that's far from LGF.

re: #7 galloping granny

More to the point, what things will they include that simply must not be discussed because of Barrack Hussein Obama's children?

i'm more concerned with your triplets...... and how we're going to w*rk them into the story line.

/damn writers strike

re: #10 redc1c4

i'm more concerned with your triplets...... and how we're going to w*rk them into the story line.

/damn writers strike

Triplets? I thought they were Quads?

/flexible plotlines.

re: #10 redc1c4

i'm more concerned with your triplets...... and how we're going to w*rk them into the story line.

/damn writers strike

ROFL!

Lots of interesting quotes attributed to William Blake. One to ponder, especially while eating your waffles, is:

Every harlot was a virgin once.

re: #13 freetoken

Lots of interesting quotes attributed to William Blake. One to ponder, especially while eating your waffles, is:

every Blake was a black magician once.
And an idiot.

re: #13 freetoken

Your icon is great! lol
Superbama!

Good morning, LGF!

Every harlot was a virgin once.

Do I hear quintuplets?

/going once....going twice...

re: #10 redc1c4

i'm more concerned with your triplets...... and how we're going to w*rk them into the story line.

/damn writers strike

I refuse to have triplets unless I get a nanny for each of them

re: #17 littleoldlady

Do I hear quintuplets?

/going once....going twice...

Hahahahaha.

/Can't count pass five.
Fortunately!

re: #15 MigueldowninMexico

Hey, you noticed.

re: #17 littleoldlady

Do I hear quintuplets?

/going once....going twice...

Hahahaha
Christy's!

So this is what the early morning thread looks like...good morning all.

re: #9 Sharmuta

I'd also like to point out that standing water is stagnant- that's far from LGF.

yup: i've never seen any skeeters here, but we can sure keep up the skeer.

re: #17 littleoldlady

Do I hear quintuplets?

/going once....going twice...

going for broke?

re: #22 gibsonz

You just happened to hit on a good unusual day! ;-)

gibsonz! :-)

re: #18 galloping granny

I refuse to have triplets unless I get a nanny for each of them

would they have to be galloping nannys?

re: #20 freetoken

Hey, you noticed.

It's the new wave
For a 60 year old, feels like deja vu.

The Age of Obamaurus is here!
Crystal Blue Persuasion and the Moon is in the 7th house and all the bi BS reloaded.

Brace yourselves from here to Nov.

re: #18 galloping granny

I refuse to have triplets unless I get a nanny for each of them

You're smart! LOL

re: #9 Sharmuta

I'd also like to point out that standing water is stagnant- that's far from LGF.

Anyway, "lizards" is just what the natives called us. The truth is far stranger.

re: #25 littleoldlady

We call it the silly hour where I come from.

/sometimes lasts longer then that.

re: #22 gibsonz

So this is what the early morning thread looks like...good morning all.

Hey gibsonz. Welcome to the morning after.

It takes a Dead thread to raise a village...

/tips coffee cup & hat to Hillary

re: #25 littleoldlady

Wonder what`s gonna fall out of Obama`s closet today and wind up under the bus.

re: #25 littleoldlady

You just happened to hit on a good unusual day! ;-)

gibsonz! :-)

yup: the fruit cup was evidently contaminated with a powerful fertility drug, and the subsequent pregnancies are causing some confusion....

/blame LoL

re: #27 MigueldowninMexico

The Age of Obamaurus is here!
Crystal Blue Persuasion and the Moon is in the 7th house and all the bi BS reloaded.

Hey! How can you do a astrological chart on The Obama?
(You've got his birth certificate, haven't you?)

re: #34 redc1c4

"Go ahead. Blame the Jew."

_{© MeanNastyTeenager}

re: #31 AmeriDan

Hey gibsonz. Welcome to the morning after.
-------
Thank you!

Time to head home from internship. z_z

In the meantime, have a Little Green Footballer.

/bbl today, hopefully.

re: #31 AmeriDan

Hey gibsonz. Welcome to the morning after.

one tin soldier rides away......

re: #32 littleoldlady

It takes a Dead thread to raise a village...

/tips coffee cup & hat to Hillary

Hey, they new trend is; "It takes a commune to raise a child"

re: #33 gibsonz

Wonder what`s gonna fall out of Obama`s closet today and wind up under the bus.

He's starting to need a really BIG bus. Do they come in 18-wheeler versions?

re: #27 MigueldowninMexico

It's the new wave
For a 60 year old, feels like deja vu.

The Age of Obamaurus is here!

re: #35 Dar ul Harb

Hey! How can you do a astrological chart on The Obama?
(You've got his birth certificate, haven't you?)

The astrologers are all having fits because they cannot do an astrological chart because they don't know what time he was born.

/And then there is the question of where. . . . .

re: #42 freetoken

That's exactly it! Reloaded.

re: #41 galloping granny

He's starting to need a really BIG bus. Do they come in 18-wheeler versions?

Hahaha. That's right!

re: #36 littleoldlady

"Go ahead. Blame the Jew."

_{© MeanNastyTeenager}

i read a novel one time where a main character wore the Star, even though he was goyim.... when asked why, he told the other character (more or less) "we're all Jewish, it's just that most of our parents figured we had enough problems without telling us that too."

/blame it on the bosa nova

re: #41 galloping granny

He's starting to need a really BIG bus. Do they come in 18-wheeler versions?
--------
He is going to have to call Ray Nagin,he has plenty of unused busses.

re: #41 galloping granny

Nope, I think he has one ordered special for his campaign.

/with keelhauling winches as a special upgrade.

re: #47 gibsonz

He's starting to need a really BIG bus. Do they come in 18-wheeler versions?
--------
He is going to have to call Ray Nagin,he has plenty of unused busses.

Good idea!

The chocolate buses!
Throw dead weight under them.

re: #32 littleoldlady

It takes a Dead thread to raise a village...

/tips coffee cup & hat to Hillary

did someone say "Dead Thread"?

re: #48 BlueCanuck

Nope, I think he has one ordered special for his campaign.

/with keelhauling wenches as a special upgrade.

/Clinton version

re: #46 redc1c4

I didn't realize you were that OLD!

Talking about LA.

McCain/Jindal 08!

re: #51 redc1c4

Well it depends on which Clinton is driving.

/I don't think slick willy would be doing any keel hauling.
//would be doing a different kinda hauling.

And here it is...my 500th post...about as informative as the other 499!

Did someone say CHOCOLATE?!

Just found this over at HotAir (sometimes I wonder if he supports Obama) -

Presumably, the schools that Obama attended in Hawaii and later in the US would have seen his birth certificate during the enrollment process,

Nope, I bet they would not have done. I transferred schools a lot as a kid, mine have all been to several and the only thing the new school ever asks for or gets is a copy of the previous school records. Had to produce a birth certificate only for kindergarten. For that matter, we didn't have my granddaughter's handy for kindergarten and the school took our notarized statement re her birthday.

re: #47 gibsonz

He's starting to need a really BIG bus. Do they come in 18-wheeler versions?
--------
He is going to have to call Ray Nagin,he has plenty of unused busses.

i was thinking he might need to get the folks that made Bigfoot to make his campaign bus.

re: #56 littleoldlady

Did someone say CHOCOLATE?!

Hahahaha!
Me.

What a song LoL, bringing me back in time!

re: #59 MigueldowninMexico

/drooling!

THANKS! :-)

Wasn't "The Reptiles of Your Mind" the big song hit from The Thomas Crown Affair?

re: #39 redc1c4

I'll sleep in peace today.

re: #52 littleoldlady

The irony of course with that song is that the rhythm is hardly bossa nova... Nevertheless, Eydie had such as beautiful voice - I like many of her later recordings.

re: #52 littleoldlady

I didn't realize you were that OLD!

i'm not..... besides: i'm immature for my age.

/parts of me, however, are ancient. %-)

re: #60 littleoldlady

/drooling!

THANKS! :-)

Sure! ;)

re: #41 galloping granny

He's starting to need a really BIG bus. Do they come in 18-wheeler versions?

Will this help?

re: #66 Dar ul Harb

Will this help?

And wait. He's picking Ron Paul as VP...

reptiles of the mind

I bet Bear Grylls would eat it.

re: #62 AmeriDan

I'll sleep in peace today.

where the Stars & Stripes, and the eagle flies......... only in America.

re: #41 galloping granny

He's starting to need a really BIG bus. Do they come in 18-wheeler versions?

Well, here you go!

Problem solved!

Paulian, Obamanians, Pelosis, Clintonians,
They're all waiting for a sign ($) that goes with their own sign ($) of the Zoodiac (politics.

re: #63 freetoken

You're old, too?

re: #13 freetoken

Every harlot was a virgin once.

Once is all it takes.

re: #70 Dar ul Harb

Well, here you go!

Problem solved!

I think I found his bus. ;)

/just remembered watching this movie on late night cable.

Morning Lizards!

I'm on the brink of bailing out.

In 10 minutes my train leaves the station.
I plan to be under it.

re: #70 Dar ul Harb

Well, here you go!

Problem solved!

That might do - for now.

re: #75 rightside

Morning Lizards!

Good morning, rightside!

re: #72 littleoldlady

Ah... such a classic tune... but no, I don't date from the era of the gramophone!

re: #75 rightside

Morning Lizards!

You're late rightside!

re: #73 vbspurs

Once is all it takes.

Unless you visit Mexico. I hear that hopping over the border to have your virginity restored has become all the rage. And vital if you're muslim.

re: #75 rightside

Morning rightside. Starting the caffination process?

Two questions for English speakers.
I thanks answers in advance.
1.- The plural of life is "lives" or lifes"?

"In the brink" or "on the brink"?

Heh.

re: #80 galloping granny

I am working midnight shift, and arrive home about now, so, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

re: #76 MigueldowninMexico

Choo choo?

Well, I too
must bid adieu
Just give me,
tea for two....

re: #83 MigueldowninMexico

You're not an English speaker?!

/since when?

re: #85 freetoken

Choo choo?

Well, I too
must bid adieu
Just give me,
tea for two....

Well you do!

re: #83 MigueldowninMexico

plural of life is lives, and it's on the brink.

/in the brink might be a slurring of in the drink though. ;)

re: #86 littleoldlady

You're not an English speaker?!

/since when?

Since I was born ;)

campaign slogan that just came to mind, listening to Brooks & Dunn:

"If you really believed in America, you could never believe Obama."

/obviously time for me to hit it.....

L8r

re: #83 MigueldowninMexico

Two questions for English speakers.
I thanks answers in advance.
1.- The plural of life is "lives" or lifes"?

"In the brink" or "on the brink"?

Heh.

The plural of life is lives. Usually on the brink. Brink means edge.

re: #89 MigueldowninMexico

FABULOUS! I finally understand Spanish!

re: #88 BlueCanuck

plural of life is lives, and it's on the brink.

/in the brink might be a slurring of in the drink though. ;)

Haha.
Thanks, Blue! :)

re: #84 rightside

I am working midnight shift, and arrive home about now, so, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

I guess you're excused then :) I kinda miss your "first" on this thread though.

re: #83 MigueldowninMexico

Two questions for English speakers.
I thanks answers in advance.
1.- The plural of life is "lives" or lifes"?

"In the brink" or "on the brink"?

Heh.

no habla

re: #91 galloping granny

The plural of life is lives. Usually on the brink. Brink means edge.

Thanks, Granny! :)

re: #90 redc1c4

I like it.

re: #81 galloping granny

Unless you visit Mexico. I hear that hopping over the border to have your virginity restored has become all the rage. And vital if you're muslim.

I believe the Brazilian plastic surgeon, Dr. 90210 Rey, did them for his E! show.

/sad, but happy I'm not part of such a culture

re: #91 galloping granny

However, there is the phrase "in the clink", where "clink" is a synonym for prison. Perhaps that is something Miguel has heard before.

Good night everybody....

Work.

/feh. :-/

Good day, ALL!™

re: #92 littleoldlady

FABULOUS! I finally understand Spanish!

Sí, pequeña dama viejita.

re: #69 redc1c4

where the Stars & Stripes, and the eagle flies......... only in America.

You are a redneck! Will you please bear my child?

/Heh, that will confuse all of the "sleepers of the night" whom should be assured that it's not a brokeback Lizard type thing.

/ya had to be there

re: #99 freetoken

However, there is the phrase "in the clink", where "clink" is a synonym for prison. Perhaps that is something Miguel has heard before.

Good night everybody....

Very true. Night freetoken!

re: #99 freetoken

I think I have, but I wasn't there...yet lol

Thanks :)

Well see you all next time red, freetoken, and littleoldlady.

/*sigh* an hour to go in the salt mines.

re: #101 MigueldowninMexico

pequeña dama viejita.

Or, PetiteVieuxDame?

/Sock Puppets 'R Us

*p00f!*

re: #102 AmeriDan

You are a redneck! Will you please bear my child?

This is one of my favourite songs. :)

/is far from being a redneck girl.

re: #100 littleoldlady

Work.

/feh. :-/

Good day, ALL!™

Four-letter word!

Feh.
Bye LoL, have a great day!

re: #106 littleoldlady

Or, PetiteVieuxDame?

/Sock Puppets 'R Us

*p00f!*

Oui! ;)

re: #106 littleoldlady

Or, PetiteVieuxDame?

Vieille.

/siren, language police, please pull over ma'am.

re: #108 MigueldowninMexico

Bye LOL!

Hope to see you tomorrow!

re: #110 vbspurs

Vieille.

/siren, language police, please pull over ma'am.

Hahahaha

re: #107 vbspurs

This is one of my favourite songs. :)

/is far from being a redneck girl.

Oh heck yeah! Now we're jammin.

re: #110 vbspurs

Vieille.

/siren, language police, please pull over ma'am.

Honestly officer, we thought bad grammar was the proper way to speak. ;)

re: #28 MigueldowninMexico

twins were hard enough esp since we also had a son who was 2 years old when the twins were born. so almost triplets

re: #115 yochanan

twins were hard enough esp since we also had a son who was 2 years old when the twins were born. so almost triplets

When was this, yoch?

re: #113 AmeriDan

Oh heck yeah! Now we're jammin.

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

/swings from side to side

Gotta go now.
Hope to see all the great lizards tomorrow ;)

Night Miguel, drop by sooner next time for all the shenanigans.

/might get a walk on for the telenovella.

Bombshell -

But according to a passing reference in a profile in The New Republic last year, Pastor Wright was himself a Muslim convert to Christianity. He seems to have moved from being a Muslim black power fanatic to a Christian black power fanatic – which might go some way to explaining his close affinity to the Muslim black power ideologue Louis Farrakhan.

[Link: www.spectator.co.uk...]

for some reason I have this in my head at the moment:
Nancy Griffith

re: #90 redc1c4

campaign slogan that just came to mind, listening to Brooks & Dunn:

"If you really believed in America, you could never believe Obama."

/obviously time for me to hit it.....

L8r

G'nite Red, I am jumping out too.

But before I go, can I tweak that quote just a little (or a lot)?

"If you really LOVE America, why would you want to CHANGE America?

re: #117 vbspurs

/swings from side to side

*swoons*

*drinks beer*

*swoons again*

You may deny your redneck side... but I bet you're a cowgirl.

re: #120 galloping granny

Bombshell -

[Link: www.spectator.co.uk...]

GOOD GRIEF! Thank God for Mel Phillips.

Steve in San Diego (sounds like a wonderful member of this community) rebuts about the LGF slurs in the Blogosphere:

It wasn't mere comments that are the real problem with the Obama web site; comments can be left by anyone. Rather, the problem is the *blogs* that were created there. The Obama site states that blogs will be reviewed, and only put up after they are approved by administrators. Either that's simply not true (problem) or site administrtors thought the nasty blogs were just fine (bigger problem).

Note also that this crap has been posted there for months.

FYI, mislabeling the blogs in question as just "comments" is a damage-control falsehood currently being used by Obama supporters. It was a lot more than just some comments.

Thank you for your time.

re: #123 AmeriDan

but I bet you're a cowgirl.

Ooh! I love George Strait too. ;)

/redneck boys are lovely.

Heard on the net:

Obama goes up scale, sends old bus with evidence of past deeds under his new special train, (some say it looks a lot like V. Lenin's ),
"Change" to a "train".

stay tuned, you'll be in key