Alert the Diggbats and FightTheSmears!

To reporter: I’m just totally stoked to be here for this, man. It’s like – being part of history or something.

Morning? It's almost time to start drinking here!

An open thread is like

Openness. How zen.

I blame Bush

I've already had lunch and watched tonight's episode of Battlestar Galactica.

Wow just heard Rush. Apparently my Senator (Dodd, CT) also got two of those juicy loans from Country Wide.

What a two faced piece of work.

re: #4 Shug

An open thread is like

A home to roam

I once met a man who complained that he had no shoes.

and I agreed with him

Moobats, Muslim terrorists hardest hit...

Around here, if it opens, it closes too. Watch out for your lizardy tails.

re: #8 JohnnyReb

Wow just heard Rush. Apparently my Senator (Dodd, CT) also got two of those juicy loans from Country Wide.

What a two faced piece of work.

The Democratic Friends of Angelo

re: #8 JohnnyReb

Wow just heard Rush. Apparently my Senator (Dodd, CT) also got two of those juicy loans from Country Wide.

What a two faced piece of work.

The MSM will not report this.

Time to replace the MSM.

Straight from Mecca:

The Proposed Islamic Conquest of Western Civilization

They now refer to it as "dialogue".

re: #8 JohnnyReb

Wow just heard Rush. Apparently my Senator (Dodd, CT) also got two of those juicy loans from Country Wide.

What a two faced piece of work.

Expect libs to say, "It was just a few hundred dollars." As if the policy of making a sweeter loan to movers and shakers on congressional committees wasn't a problem at all.

analysts have observed the opening of a thread at Little Green Footballs

Women and Minorities hardest hit

/WaPo

re: #6 trainer

I blame Bush

I'm getting a head start on blaming Obama.

Breaking news — in a shocking development, analysts have observed the opening of a thread at Little Green Footballs.

I think the U.N. HRC needs to investigate this.

re: #14 The Other Les

Lets see how long this takes to not make the local paper. They just did a story on him last week. He claimed he is going to take on those evil mortgage companies and make them work to forgive loans and such.

Aww, just as I'm leaving. :)

Wish me luck y'all- I'm heading into the domain of rednecks, right-wing nutjobs, and red-staters; a place where in just one stop you can get your oil changed and tires rotated, buy locally made wine, and purchase a hunting rifle.

Yep, Walmart. ttfn

re: #19 Gjergj Skënderbeu

I think the U.N. HRC needs to investigate this.

Maybe they'll send a Special Rapporteur or whatever.

It must be global warming.

/Al Gore

This isn’t the first time this has happened.

Quagmire!

re: #18 jcm

I'm getting a head start on blaming Obama.

racist
/

re: #8 JohnnyReb

Wow just heard Rush. Apparently my Senator (Dodd, CT) also got two of those juicy loans from Country Wide.

What a two faced piece of work.

That's what the waitress said while in the moment...

I voted for this open thread before I voted against it.

re: #24 experiencedtraveller

Quagmire!

Bring home th4e investigators.

re: #25 Shug

racist
/

Can I blame his white half?

re: #10 Shug

I once met a man who complained that he had no shoes.
and I agreed with him

Son House?

Hey FightTheSmears and LGF contrarians, y'all did a good job on lawn, now move that bus on down the road!

re: #19 Gjergj Skënderbeu

I think the U.N. HRC needs to investigate this.

Someone call that poopy guy!

I can't help it: This is not the open thread I knew!

re: #12 bj

Around here, if it opens, it closes too. Watch out for your lizardy tails.

Don't worry--they grow back.

re: #31 'Nam Grunt

Can't move. Too many things stuck under that bus.

re: #28 Beobachter

Bring home th4e investigators.

Send DouDou in!

There is no open thread. This is just a fabrication. Bush, Rove, and Charles are on the run. Victory is near.

/Baghdad Bob

I did not have sexual relations with that open thread...

A haiku for a bitter woman

My baby Daddy
As named by Maury Povich
Didn't look too pleased

and for your viewing pleasure

The Money Shot Haiku

Two Cents of Latex
When used appropriately
Can save you some coin

re: #38 buzzsawmonkey

Pull one open thread, and your sleeve falls off.

Pull one open thread and your sweater unravels.

re: #23 sngnsgt

It must be global warming.

/Al Gore

I too blame Al Gore. This is a great Must Read.

I feel your open thread.

/Bill Clinton

Just read over on Hot Air that Megan McCain has changed her political affiliation from Independent to Republican, as an expression of support for her dad for father's day.

Happy Father's Day, Sen. McCain!

I think it is hilarious. Karl Rove doesn't work for W any longer, but the left still uses him as a "boogy-man".

There are a couple of famous people I would like to meet and talk with, Karl Rove is one of them. Although he is a little blind about Roger Clemens.

S

So, it's been a year since Hamas took to the rooftops and tossed Fatah to the curb - literally and figuratively - in Gaza.

What do the Palestinians have to show for that?

Nothing.

Okay, that's not entirely true. They have a whole lot of blown up buildings, dead terrorists, and an economy whose primary export is suicide bombers and kassam rockets and mortars that slam into Israel on a regular basis.

Who to blame for all this? Well, MSNBC would love it if you blame anyone but Hamas and the Palestinians who not only put up with the terrorists, but who openly embraced them. No, the media would much rather you blame Israel for the ongoing violence.

I will keep this open thread in a lock-box.

Is CountryWide going to give everyone a good loan or do you have to be in the Senate first?

re: #4 Shug

An open thread is like

...a commercial break. Time to go grab some lunch.

re: #43 BGOH

I feel your open thread.

/Bill Clinton

Kiss it

The Irish just gave the finger to the EU - cheers

Anyone get the final number of sock puppets removed by Stinky B. last night?

Everybody the most important news of this election has happened. Ron Paul drop out!
/sarcasm
[Link: www.townhall.com...]

Is there a comprehensive list of all the funny names and insults Dr. Smith hurled at the Robot on the Lost in Space TV series? "Silence! You bubble-headed booby" was one of my favorites!

I'm asking because someone mentioned the show on a previous thread. :D

I abstained from voting for/against this thread, so you can't blame me later.

re: #48 Miss Molly

No kidding, I would like to have a few points shaved off my interest rate. What? You have to be in the Senate, rats, how unfair is that!

S :)

re: #50 Shug

Kiss it

Go on. Apologize...

"Mom, have you ever had one of those 'not so fresh feeling' kind of days?

"Why yes, dear. But I always use LGF Open Thread and always feel much fresher!"

/

OT:

Mookie (not the good one) creating a new fighting force after his last one got dead...

I must apologize, fellow listeners. It's all my fault. Soon, the Federal agents will be storming my house and cutting off my internet access, along with the powe

'Rookie' is banned, by the way, and has sent me email saying that Brussels Journal is right and I'm wrong. Obviously my instincts were right about that one.

Also banned-- cba, and her second account cba2.

I've gladly removed the FAQ which she had a hand in writing, at her demand.

"...analysts have observed the opening of a thread"

I believe this story is fake, but accurate.

re: #44 Intrepid

Just read over on Hot Air that Megan McCain has changed her
political affiliation from Independent to Republican, as an expression
of support for her dad for father's day.

Happy Father's Day, Sen. McCain!

McCain's a Republican?

You were nicer about it than I would have been. I wouldn't care if she had a hand in the FAQ.

It was usually such a quiet thread, kept to itself, never troubled the neighbor threads.

re: #60 Miles

We will miss you Miles. Wait, whats that pounding on the door? Oh, crap, they found me. :)

You know, it is funny now, but....

Little Green Basketballs (nsfw)

re: #63 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

McCain's a Republican?

The female one is, now. Let's see if she out "rights" him...

"Charles, analysts have observed the opening of a thread at Little Green Footballs. How would you address those concerns?"

"Party on, dude."

re: #51 Westward Ho

The Irish just gave the finger to the EU - cheers

Oh, thank God!
God bless the Irish!

re: #51 Westward Ho

The Irish just gave the finger to the EU - cheers

Linky? What happened?

There recently was a death of a 98 year old lady named Irena.

During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist.

She had an ulterior motive... She KNEW what the Nazi's plans were for the Jews, (being German).

Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of her tool box she carried, and she carried in the back of her truck a Burlap sack, (for larger kids).

She also had a dog in the back, that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in, and out of the ghetto.

The soldiers of course wanted nothing to do with the dog, and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.

During her time and course of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 kids/infants.

She was caught, and the Nazi's broke both her legs, and arms, and beat her severely.

She kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out, and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard.

After the war, she tried to locate any parents who may have survived it, and reunited the family.

Most of course had been gassed.

Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes, or adopted.

Last year Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize....

She LOST.

Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming. Check it out:
[Link: www.irenasendler.org...]

re: #61 Charles

Also banned-- cba, and her second account cba2.

Insert Cylon joke here.

re: #39 TheBad

I did not have sexual relations with that open thread...

I did. I'll be on Larry King to discuss my upcoming book deal later this week.

cba?

re: #74 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ooooh - racy!

re: #67 patrickafir

They have been rather amazing.

The Lakers have just fallen apart. This am Cowherd said part of the problem is that the European players are so soft. Kobe seems to have given up. He can't do it alone.

So what were the voting stats for Ireland about the EU?

There are a lot of opinions with McCain that I disagree with, but he's the only game in town and we should really get behind him, at least we'll have 4 years to prep Bobby Jindal for 2012, he's the one for sure!

When the Arabs attack issue with mortors, rockets, and gun fire...silence...the building of homes however awakens the paper dragon.

re: #78 SusanL

They have been rather amazing.

The
Lakers have just fallen apart. This am Cowherd said part of the problem
is that the European players are so soft. Kobe seems to have given up.
He can't do it alone.

racist!

re: #72 Bob in Breckenridge

The injustice of the entire decade.. I am still furious over this.

re: #72 Bob in Breckenridge

Wow. Just...wow.

re: #72 Bob in Breckenridge

something tells me the award she won is far superior to a Nobel prize

re: #52 snowcrash

Anyone get the final number of sock puppets removed by Stinky B. last night?

12ish...

You know, open threads -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.

re: #63 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

HA!

re: #7 The Other Les

I've already had lunch and watched tonight's episode of Battlestar Galactica.

Where can you do that? Inquiring minds want to know.

re: #86 coquimbojoe

12ish...

The dryer can be hell on socks.

re: #56 SusanL

No kidding, I would like to have a few points shaved off my interest rate. What? You have to be in the Senate, rats, how unfair is that!

S :)

Don't Worry
POTUS Hussein Obama will make all montages interest Free the Islamic way

There is obviously some history between the blogs and that only makes it harder when friends turn on you. Stinks when that happens.

re: #86 coquimbojoe

The ones that are the most dangerous are the ones who hang around for 6 months or more before trying stupid stuff.

Received last night at 4 am, from someone in British Columbia, with the subject line "Spineless Charles Johnson:"

When are you going to attack President Stupid? I attacked that Muslim loving piece of shit on Sept 16, 2001. And, with the liberation of Iraq, I wrote on your pages that if the Bush turned the occupation of Iraq into an intifada - suicide patrols/minimum retaliation - then the US would leave Iraq like the proverbial beaten dog, with its tail between its legs. The preventable 4000 deaths will now compound, thanks to animals like you. Go fuck yourself.

I know who Allan Smithee is......

re: #82 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

ppppttttt!

I'd like to see a "Lizard-Con" in the Los Angeles area someday. I've followed this site since late September 2001, and have seen it go through many changes and have seen many faces come and go.

Still, I'm sure the Kos Kreepz and their ilk would probably send some weirdos armed with all sorts of weapons of mass distraction. Being Irish/Hispanic I doubt I'd be able to contain my temper and would probably get arrested.

re: #94 Charles

Received last night at 4 am, from someone in British Columbia, with the subject line "Spineless Charles Johnson:"

You getting the nicest fan mail.
/

re: #86 coquimbojoe

Did I miss a massacre?

re: #81 WrathofG-d

When the Arabs attack issue with mortors, rockets, and gun fire...silence...the building of homes however awakens the paper dragon.

Where are the paper dragon's complaints about this?

re: #94 Charles

Well it looks like AQ are the beaten dogs, and we have won in Iraq!

re: #78 SusanL

Yeah, I've heard that postulation as well, and I definitely have plenty of (grudging) respect for the Lakers as a longtime Celtics fan. The weird thing is, though, that European hockey players have plenty of grit! Last of a breed maybe (along with the Irish!).

re: #94 Charles

Don't people have anything better to do ?

re: #89 Cygnus

Where can you do that? Inquiring minds want to know.

Sci Fi channel starts a stream at the top of the hour. I think they may show it again one or two more times.

re: #94 Charles

Received last night at 4 am, from someone in British Columbia, with the subject line "Spineless Charles Johnson:"

So Bigel is still staying in touch then?

re: #98 jcm

You getting the nicest fan mail.
/

I dunno. Jonah Goldberg gets some doozies - they're always a hoot to read when he publishes them on The Corner.

Feel the love...isn't it always nice to get fan mail?:)

re: #6 trainer

I blame Bush

It's another Rove plot!

re: #94 Charles

Received last night at 4 am, from someone in British Columbia, with the subject line "Spineless Charles Johnson:"

I hope he's not a breeder.

re: #47 TheBad

I will keep this open thread in a lock-box.

Its like the drums solo, or the fantasy section at a Grateful Dead concert...

re: #70 wolfie

Oh, thank God!
God bless the Irish!

A couple 'o fingers of Jameson - all around!

re: #73 The Other Les

Toaster....

re: #94 Charles

Received last night at 4 am, from someone in British Columbia, with the subject line "Spineless Charles Johnson:"

Another polite critic. The hatred for dogs is almost unbearable! Britsh Columbia you say, go figure

re: #94 Charles

Received last night at 4 am, from someone in British Columbia, with the subject line "Spineless Charles Johnson:"

Wow. America was going to leave with its tail between its legs, but then when we didn't do that, the 4000 deaths have compounded.

Riiiiight. With logic like that, you don't need tin foil.

re: #54 Boogberg

Don't have an answer, but here's some related links:
[Link: www.hulu.com...]
[Link: us.imdb.com...]

re: #87 TheBad

You know, open threads -- if you make the most of it -- you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq a boob thread.

re: #82 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

lol

re: #72 Bob in Breckenridge

Dang, that sounds pretty effed up. I'll have to read it now.

re: #90 jcm

The dryer can be hell on socks.

Nekama's Troll Hammer was laying waste to idiots left and right apparantly. I missed the fun :-(

re: #16 vxbush

Expect libs to say, "It was just a few hundred dollars." As if the policy of making a sweeter loan to movers and shakers on congressional committees wasn't a problem at all.

Dodd save $58,000 and Conrad save 10 grand.
Guess it depends on the definition of "few" lol

re: #99 experiencedtraveller

Did I miss a massacre?

Sounds like we missed a veritable Troll blood-letting.

re: #110 MandyManners

I hope he's not a breeder.

Don't worry. Human sperm can't fertilize sheep eggs

Countdown to vacation - T -20 minutes & counting...

How long before Open Threads are a hate crime ?

Later folks, the spreadsheets are begging for my attention.

S :)

The Supreme Court ruliing tha Gitmo detainees may seek relief in U.S courts is just the tip of the iceberg.
Both presidential candidates say that they will shut the place down.
Some of the detainees will not be accepted back by their native countries.
Thats where we come in. These guys will have to be placed in American homes.
The host will have to get rid of all liquor & pork products.
Females will have to be in burqua bags and a special place created for the Noble Koran.
Oh and the dog will have to go. You know unclean and all.

That's not the same open thread I knew.

re: #99 experiencedtraveller

Did I miss a massacre?

Yes, yes you (we) did.

re: #106 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So Bigel is still staying in touch then?

*snicker*

re: #94 Charles

It's question of either us sorting them out or letting God sort them out.

President Bush, not being the NSDAP member that many moonbats have accused him of being, chose to let us sort them out.

re: #94 Charles

"Spineless Charles Johnson"? Is that like "Shoeless Joe Jackson"?

Here's another, with the subject line "Hypocrite:"

Let's face it, Charles. You are a shill. You go after everything on Obama's website without even having your facts straight but ignore the same kind of bullshit at McCain's. You are the worst kind of shill.

re: #94 Charles

You know, that makes no sense whatsoever in a really senseless way. If you know what I mean.

re: #133 Intrepid

"Spineless Charles Johnson"? Is that like "Shoeless Joe Jackson"?

Say it ain't so . . .

This open thread is turning into quite a yarn.

As our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen open threads — and I see many of them in the audience today.

re: #123 Shug

Don't worry. Human sperm can't fertilize sheep eggs

But who says he's human?

re: #137 LittleRed1

This open thread is turning into quite a yarn.

we're a close knit bunch

re: #93 JohnnyReb

The ones that are the most dangerous are the ones who hang around for 6 months or more before trying stupid stuff.

I just don't see the point. If Charles bans me it will be because I am saying something I believe in. I don't understand posting false things only to show your true self later.

re: #134 Charles

Just like Rush said, I don't spread rumors, I tell the truth!

re: #137 LittleRed1

This open thread is turning into quite a yarn.

With just a few knitwits.

re: #123 Shug

re: #127 opnion

I think those homes should all be in San Franciso. They want the bastards out of Gitmo, they can take care of them.

OK now I really have to get back to work.

S

re: #139 wolfie

But who says he's human?

I didn't

It is amazing to me how immature and pathetic those that get banned from LGF are. The way they cry and whine after they get "the stick" is pathetic. They are spoiled children that need to grow up. You usually know what you are doing before you get banned....

as I have heard it heard around here; someone call them the whaaaammmmbalance.

re: #94 Charles

Hmm, guess your not feelin the love.

re: #134 Charles

Here's another, with the subject line "Hypocrite:"

Good thing you got a "shill", it helps with the spineless thingy.

re: #94 Charles

Received last night at 4 am, from someone in British Columbia, with the subject line "Spineless Charles Johnson:"

I'm not quite sure what he is ranting about... The Bush turned the occupation into an Intifada? huh?

re: #72 Bob in Breckenridge
algore is a POX on society.

This open thread is giving me a rash.

re: #134 Charles

Here's another, with the subject line "Hypocrite:"

Don't recall pages of anti-semitism at the McCain website! Am I reading the same McCain website this shill is? He has obviously never been at the McCAin site, asshat

But with more than a few purls of wisdom.

re: #134 Charles

Here's another, with the subject line "Hypocrite:"

"If this be hypocrisy, then I prefer the company of hypocites."
Capt. Robert Dolbey, British soldier in WWI

re: #127 opnion

We'll just give the current detainees fair trials before hanging them and the number of battlefield captures will, for some corollary totally unrelated reason, will drop neatly to nearly nil...

Talk about dumb things to do when driving drunk (from local-ish paper):

FRIDAY, June 13, 2008, 12:47 p.m.
Two arrested for OWI in one accident

Brookfield - Brookfield police made two drunken driving arrest at the same intersection last night - a driver involved in an accident and another driver who pulled up behind officers while they were investigating the crash and started revving up his engine.

re: #120 coquimbojoe

Nekama's Troll Hammer was laying waste to idiots left and right apparantly. I missed the fun :-(

There was the noob troll yesterday, several of us whacked with the troll hammer, it had an aversion to direct questions (a common affliction of trolls).

I missed the great unraveling of unwashed socks.

re: #134 Charles

"You go after everything on Obama's website without even having your facts straight but ignore the same kind of bullshit at McCain's."

Hmm. Wonder how many savage Jew-hating links there are in McCain's web site.

re: #123 Shug

Don't worry. Human sperm can't fertilize sheep eggs

Now, that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Open Thread? Frayed Knot!

re: #124 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Countdown to vacation - T -20 minutes & counting...

Take me!

re: #141 coquimbojoe

I
just don't see the point. If Charles bans me it will be because I am
saying something I believe in. I don't understand posting false things
only to show your true self later.

It's a smoke screen? Double-bluff? Look, you obviously know nothing about intelligence work - it's a XK red-27 technique.
/Fish Called Wanda

re: #160 MandyManners

Eeeeewe...

re: #134 Charles

Here's another, with the subject line "Hypocrite:"

those aren't too bad...wait until the real hardcore obamamites start writing you, calling you doody-head and poopoo-face...now those hurt!

re: #161 BuddyG

Open Thread? Frayed Knot!

Now that's just plain knotty.

re: #131 buzzsawmonkey

Might be; he's already reacting.

Wonder when he'll have his melt-down.

I'm just a shill
Yes I'm only a shill
And I'm sittin here on capital hill
But I hope to be elected one day
yes I will
but today
I am still just a shill

Two words for John McCain: Bobby Jindal.

re: #155 anotherindyfilmguy

We'll just give the current detainees fair trials before hanging them and the number of battlefield captures will, for some corollary totally unrelated reason, will drop neatly to nearly nil...

I may be missing something. Writing for rge majority, Justice Kennedy mentioned affording Geneva Conventin protection to the detainees.
Unless I misunderstand, stateless ununiformed enemy combatants ebnjoy no such protection & may be shot

Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 open threads. I think one left to go.

re: #124 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Countdown to vacation - T -20 minutes & counting...

Where are you going?

Waaaaaay OT, but it is an open thread, yes?

Just in time for Father's Day - The Beerbelly Deluxe Kit

re: #166 Cygnus

Now that's just plain knotty.

No strings attached

re: #160 MandyManners

Now, that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Nobody can pull the wool over your eyes Maaaaandy

re: #162 MandyManners

Take me!

Can you make it up to Philly in the next 15 minutes?

re: #141 coquimbojoe

I have a handy dandy guide for posting on the 'net.

First - don't let it get personal.
Second - don't badmouth someone behind their back. It isn't right, and it's duplicitous.
Third - Iron Fist rule (drinking and posting don't always go together).
Fourth - posting in anger isn't a good idea (flame wars and worse have started that way).
Fifth - when posting comments on someone else's site, remember that you're their guest, and they can run things the way they want. If you want to run things the way you want, get your own blog.

I'm sure there are others, but those three will do anyone well...

re: #165 Spider Mensch

those aren't too bad...wait until the real hardcore obamamites start writing you, calling you doody-head and poopoo-face...now those hurt!

You can tell who they are, their IP always ends with IMB (in moms basement lol)

re: #116 zmdavid

Don't have an answer, but here's some related links:
[Link: www.hulu.com...]
[Link: us.imdb.com...]

Yeah, I think Hulu has the first two seasons available for watching online. I'm actually considering compiling my own list. That would give me a chance to watch all of them again. I know, I know. Get a life, right?! lol

Another weekend looms.

re: #162 MandyManners

Take me!

Dear Kid:

I have gone on vacation with an alcoholic but successful monkey. There is some lunchmeat in the refrigerator, and some cereal in the pantry. Remember to not drink the chunky milk. No cable porn after 11pm, OK sport? See you soon!

luv,
your Mother

how do Lizards? need some advice from some hooked in Lizard or three..I'm at the end of a mcafee free anti virus subscription and would rather not renew (pay) for it..can ya lead me to a decent FREE anti virus program out there? running vista on an HP computer,internet explorer etc...I'll be thanking you in advance,your friend joe..

re: #164 anotherindyfilmguy

Eeeeewe...

LOL!

re: #180 Charles

Another weekend looms.

You say that like it's a bad thing... :)

re: #177 lawhawk

I have a handy dandy guide for posting on the 'net.

First - don't let it get personal.
Second - don't badmouth someone behind their back. It isn't right, and it's duplicitous.
Third - Iron Fist rule (drinking and posting don't always go together).
Fourth - posting in anger isn't a good idea (flame wars and worse have started that way).
Fifth - when posting comments on someone else's site, remember that you're their guest, and they can run things the way they want. If you want to run things the way you want, get your own blog.

I'm sure there are others, but those three five will do anyone well...

Fixed that for ya ;)

re: #180 Charles

Another weekend looms.

Not just another weekend. Flag Day & Father's Day

re: #174 BuddyG

No strings attached

This is turning into a open thread thread.

Any accountants in here? I need some information!

re: #180 Charles

Loom away! I am off this weekend, so I am thrilled with its arrival. My greatest worry is will my daughter's new boyfriend be normal or some sort of moonbat.

re: #165 Spider Mensch

those aren't too bad...wait until the real hardcore obamamites start writing you, calling you doody-head and poopoo-face...now those hurt!

They're just a buncha' booger-eating morons.

re: #172 Cygnus

Where are you going?

I'm going to take a bunch of day trips - places I can get to & come home in the same day, that way I'll save money by not getting a hotel room for a week. The New Air & Space Museum, Baltimore, NYC, Battle of Monmouth re-enactment are on the plan. This will be the first time in 5+ years that I've had a week off in the summer.

re: #173 CoCo

Waaaaaay OT, but it is an open thread, yes?

Just in time for Father's Day - The Beerbelly Deluxe Kit

Want one.

/Got one already, but the wrong kind...

Lizards are be-weft without open threads.
/OK, it's forced. I've been picking up debris all morning.

re: #180 Charles

Another weekend looms.

Don't spool the surprise

re: #182 joecitizen

how do Lizards? need some advice from some hooked in Lizard or three..I'm at the end of a mcafee free anti virus subscription and would rather not renew (pay) for it..can ya lead me to a decent FREE anti virus program out there? running vista on an HP computer,internet explorer etc...I'll be thanking you in advance,your friend joe..

Your screwed

re: #180 Charles

Another weekend looms.

Is that a thread pun?

Why am I laughing at all these puns?
STOP IT !
I can't take it anymore!

nomoredingsitonlyencouragesthem
nomoredingsitonlyencouragesthem
repeatafterme
nomoredingsitonlyencourages

re: #175 Shug

Nobody can pull the wool over your eyes Maaaaandy

Cashmere only, please.

re: #134 Charles

And this excuses the blogs on Obama's site...how exactly?

re: #182 joecitizen

how do Lizards? need some advice from some hooked in Lizard or three..I'm at the end of a mcafee free anti virus subscription and would rather not renew (pay) for it..can ya lead me to a decent FREE anti virus program out there? running vista on an HP computer,internet explorer etc...I'll be thanking you in advance,your friend joe..

Try AVG Free http://free.grisoft.com/

re: #181 OldLineTexan

Dear Kid:

I have gone on vacation with an alcoholic but successful monkey. There is some lunchmeat in the refrigerator, and some cereal in the pantry. Remember to not drink the chunky milk. No cable porn after 11pm, OK sport? See you soon!

luv,
your Mother

P.S, smack daddy twice tomorrow and once on Sunday before church for me..Ta!.

re: #190 MandyManners

They're just a buncha' booger-eating morons.

You been watchin' my son and his little knothead buddies?

re: #196 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

my bad. Thread? Purl? Knit? Loom!

re: #189 SpartanWoman

Loom away! I am off this weekend, so I am thrilled with its arrival. My greatest worry is will my daughter's new boyfriend be normal or some sort of moonbat.

/RACK

Don't matter. They all shoot the same.

/father of four girls

Can't you just let me eat my open thread?

re: #187 Cygnus

This is turning into a open thread thread.

Sew what ? !

re: #199 Happy Fun Ball

And this excuses the blogs on Obama's site...how exactly?

SOP for the left, excusing bad behavior by pointing to anothers bad behavior.

So continuing from last night, Best horror movie ever,

The Thing (1982)

Runners up:
30 Days of Night
The Cube
28 Days Later
Alien

re: #181 OldLineTexan

Dear Kid:

I have gone on vacation with an alcoholic but successful monkey. There is some lunchmeat in the refrigerator, and some cereal in the pantry. Remember to not drink the chunky milk. No cable porn after 11pm, OK sport? See you soon!

luv,
your Mother

The Kid'd be swinging by the chandelier within an hour of my departure. (It's about five feet from the 30-ft. ceiling in the foyer.)

re: #195 LeftJustAintRight

Your screwed

I have Vista on an HP notebook at home. No problem, and I am running the "free" (yeah, right) software from Comcast.

/so there

re: #146 WrathofG-d

It is amazing to me how immature and pathetic those that get banned from LGF are. The way they cry and whine after they get "the stick" is pathetic. They are spoiled children that need to grow up. You usually know what you are doing before you get banned....

as I have heard it heard around here; someone call them the whaaaammmmbalance.

True words from a guy who has felt the stick.

/PS: I wanted to apologise to you for any

re: #185 Typicalwhitey

Thanks. I was going to post with just the first 3, but then added two more... (4 and 5).

Hey folks – this will be my very first Father’s Day as a father (Critter is 11 months old, so I just missed the last one). Any suggestions on what I should request special?

re: #208 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

phantasm

re: #191 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I'm going to take a bunch of day trips - places I can get to & come home in the same day, that way I'll save money by not getting a hotel room for a week. The New Air & Space Museum, Baltimore, NYC, Battle of Monmouth re-enactment are on the plan. This will be the first time in 5+ years that I've had a week off in the summer.

Sound great - have a good time!

re: #213 TheBad

Hey folks – this will be my very first Father’s Day as a father (Critter is 11 months old, so I just missed the last one). Any suggestions on what I should request special?

A moments peace and quiet

I was against the truth before I was for it.

re: #213 TheBad

Hey folks – this will be my very first Father’s Day as a father (Critter is 11 months old, so I just missed the last one). Any suggestions on what I should request special?

Not having to change any diapers all day?

re: #213 TheBad

Hey folks – this will be my very first Father’s Day as a father (Critter is 11 months old, so I just missed the last one). Any suggestions on what I should request special?

Sleep.

re: #193 LittleRed1

Lizards are be-weft without open threads.
/OK, it's forced. I've been picking up debris all morning.

Now, that's brilliant!

re: #187 Cygnus

This is turning into a open thread thread.

Or a thread open thread.

re: #158 jcm

The individual from yesterday had to have been a 14 year old moron. Definately a teenager as it was simultaneously arrogant, cocksure, and clueless.

Was fun batting it around a bit, just wished something would actually sink in.

re: #194 Shug

Don't spool the surprise

*Groan*
More thread puns. Oh, what a tangled web we weave.

re: #202 Capitalist Tool

You been watchin' my son and his little knothead buddies?

I got one of my own. He helps keep me young.

re: #180 Charles

Meh. Just another period filled with chores. (But there might be a nap...no, I have no life, why do you ask?)

Now that the thread is open can we please open ANWR for drilling?

This topic is getting kind of thread bare.

re: #209 MandyManners

The Kid'd be swinging by the chandelier within an hour of my departure. (It's about five feet from the 30-ft. ceiling in the foyer.)

Ah feel yore paihn.

The first summer in our current house, the kids decided to go over the BALCONY RAIL on the second floor and walk across these arched niche thingies in the main room (20ft ceiling).

Imagine my pleasant disposition upon learning THAT little factoid.

This just in: Jury on R Kelly The Pervert trial has reached a verdict.

Speaking of which, I gotta' go pick up his contacts. bbl

re: #213 TheBad

Hey folks – this will be my very first Father’s Day as a father (Critter is 11 months old, so I just missed the last one). Any suggestions on what I should request special?

A weekend where the wife takes the kid to her moms house and leaves you home alone

So far this post is irritating

only a 225 thread count

re: #208 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So continuing from last night, Best horror movie ever,

The Thing (1982)

Runners up:
30 Days of Night
The Cube
28 Days Later
Alien

Oh, I'm going to disagree there. Alien definitely before The Thing. Psycho too.

re: #223 WrathofG-d

The individual from yesterday had to have been a 14 year old moron. Definately a teenager moonbat as it was simultaneously arrogant, cocksure, and clueless.

Was fun batting it around a bit, just wished something would actually sink in.

That better?

re: #197 wolfie

Why am I laughing at all these puns?
STOP IT !
I can't take it anymore!

nomoredingsitonlyencouragesthem
nomoredingsitonlyencouragesthem
repeatafterme
nomoredingsitonlyencourages

Wolfie is in stitches.

re: #214 Shug

phantasm

Phantasm was pretty good. Didn't like it the first time I saw it, but not a bad movie looking back at it.

re: #213 TheBad
Is the avatar a picture of your baby? How cute!

re: #213 TheBad

For your Happy Father's Day, I recommend barbecue steak that's been marinated in teriyaki for at least 4 hours.

re: #213 TheBad

Hey folks – this will be my very first Father’s Day as a father (Critter is 11 months old, so I just missed the last one). Any suggestions on what I should request special?

You should suck up and spoil Mom.

re: #201 Spider Mensch

I am a VERY successful monkey...

re: #234 lawhawk

Oh, I'm going to disagree there. Alien definitely before The Thing. Psycho too.

C'mon . . .What about Halloween? The Shinning?

re: #211 experiencedtraveller

I think your comment was cut off.

I was banned, and I wasn't happy about it. But, I believe, I took my banning as it was. I'm not trying to say I don't understand why one would be angry about getting banned...as I really enjoy having the opportunity to read and post here....but the anger, attacking Charles, etc., is just lame.

Humility is a great personal trait.

re: #134 Charles

We know that McCain isn't perfect. That doesn't need to be pointed out.

Our problem (from the Lizard point of view) is that the obvious flaws of BHO and his supporters are not being pointed out by the MSM. The MSM is in effect functioning as the unpaid propaganda arm of the BHO campaign.

A free press is supposed to be a honest press. Not a Reichsministry of Propaganda.

re: #207 Typicalwhitey

Yeah, I know, but you'd think they would get tired of it by now and try something that actually works.

But then again, they've been on the same old playbook for the past few decades now...

Is this a white or whole wheat thread?

re: #238 snowcrash

Yep - that’s my Critter-bear. Thanks for the compliment. I think he’s pretty cute too. Gonna keep him for awhile, methinks.

re: #234 lawhawk

Oh, I'm going to disagree there. Alien definitely before The Thing. Psycho too.

I enjoyed the paranoia aspect of the Thing. I never really found Psycho to be that scary.

re: #236 Cygnus

Wolfie is in stitches.

Aw come on - don't needle Wolfie!

And after these purls of great price, I'm going to have to get knitted out again and resume the cleanup.
Have a great afternoon, y'all!

re: #237 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Phantasm was pretty good. Didn't like it the first time I saw it, but not a bad movie looking back at it.

Best movie ever made about an intergalactic dwarf-zombie slave trade.

re: #240 taxfreekiller

OT on the No Topic thread:

Same topic as always with a odd angle.

Houston area and or Texas lgf's who may want to go undercover and review this meeting of "the race".

It will be July 26 in Houston.

[Link: www.larazaunida.com...]

Is there any one able to go, and or get the real story, as the Houston news less rag will most likely sponsor the thing.

Good place for an underground camera says tfk.

You must be talking about the Houston Pravda, right?

MCCain is not perfect is an understatement. But it just so happens that Obama is worse.

I am enjoying the puns...

When Charles causes a massacre of trolls, why do I hear someone reading Jabberwocky in my head? Am I the only one?

re: #226 joncelli

Shit. LOOM. As in a pun. (I'm tired after a long week. Yeah, that's the ticket.)

re: #236 Cygnus

Wolfie is in stitches.

It only seams like she is laughing.

re: #244 WrathofG-d

Humility is a great personal trait.

Then shouldn't we love Israel's enemies? They get humiliated all the time.

re: #252 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Best movie ever made about an intergalactic dwarf-zombie slave trade.

The sequels were just awful though.

re: #258 Creeping Eruption

um....that's not exactly how that word works. :)

re: #247 CoCo

Is this a white or whole wheat thread?

7-Grain.

re: #246 Happy Fun Ball

Yeah, I know, but you'd think they would get tired of it by now and try something that actually works.

But then again, they've been on the same old playbook for the past few decades now...

No kidding.
On kos they were whining about the obama mama thing on fox and they were defending her by calling Cindy McCain a homewrecking drug user....WTF?
And try as I might, they simply cannot understand that they do the exact same thing!

re: #208 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

So continuing from last night, Best horror movie ever,

The Thing (1982)

Runners up:
30 Days of Night
The Cube
28 Days Later
Alien

Oooh, you're onto some good ones. Many new films seem to be derivative of early films like "Night of the Living Dead" and "The Last Man on Earth".

That's not to take anything away from the modern one's you've listed...

Ps "The Cube" is worth an extra-effort search, if you haven't seen it.
I'd add the "Hostel" series to the search as well.

The original Alfred Hitchcock 'Psycho' is still one of the greatest horror movies ever made.

Also the original "Night of the Living Dead." Terrible acting, terrible production values, but a really creepy nightmarish feeling that I've never seen in any other film.

At LGF threads are opened. At mybarak threads come unraveled

re: #260 WrathofG-d

um....that's not exactly how that word works. :)

But you smiled

re: #232 LeftJustAintRight

A weekend where the wife takes the kid to her moms house and leaves you home alone

It doesn't really count until the kiddo gets big enough to bring you warm juice, broken eggs and burned toast for breakfast. With coffee so strong the spoon stands up in the cup. Nothing says love more. . . .

re: #243 Creeping Eruption

C'mon . . .What about Halloween? The Shinning?

The Shinning? Ha! Child's play compared to the Thighing or even the ankling.

re: #263 Capitalist Tool

Oooh, you're onto some good ones. Many new films seem to be derivative of early films like "Night of the Living Dead" and "The Last Man on Earth".

That's not to take anything away from the modern one's you've listed...

Ps "The Cube" is worth an extra-effort search, if you haven't seen it.
I'd add the "Hostel" series to the search as well.

I bypassed Hostel, not into the torture genre horror.

re: #267 Creeping Eruption

That I did. So....HAPPY FRIDAY Y'all.