Let me finish my cracker

Ready or not here it is

Chiks dig meh

Sunday night fever? You don't have to show it...

Cheese Whiz - On my Top 10 greatest inventions.

We all must understand this indignation and outrage thing only works one way.

re: #5 SasquatchOnSteroids

Cheese Whiz - On my Top 10 greatest inventions.

Pat's, cheese with, yum.

Evening!

Happy Fathers Day to all the Daddy Lizards, and to our Great Daddy Lizard, Charles!

Oh, a valva thread...

re: #4 laZardo

Sunday night fever? You don't have to show it...

dah-mm i was just gonna show it--downer man

Genetically-engineered bacteria EAT toxic waste, release petroleum...

/veddy eenteresting

Where do I go to "spill off"? Is it that urinal along the fence from the 12/23/05 open thread?

Hmmmm, thread spillage.......................

I'm listening to this right now: Red Right Hand.

Just thought I'd share.

I was watching the Tony Awards tonight (celebrating Broadway). Whoopi Goldberg was the host. Unfortunately she slammed Clarence Thomas. In introducing the play "Thurgood" she called Thurgood the only black Supreme Court justice. Then she laughed it off and said "Oh I forgot, I forgot".

re: #12 Carridine

Genetically-engineered bacteria EAT toxic waste, release petroleum...

Wow. This means one of the largest oil reserves in the world is the US congress!

Spillage?

Call the Nano-Bots of Newland!
for cleanup, of course!

re: #7 rollingdivision

Pat's, cheese with, yum.

Here we go again.

Geno's!

But I like Pat's, too.

Why must we choose?

re: #13 Noam Sayin'

Where do I go to "spill off"? Is it that urinal along the fence from the 12/23/05 open thread?

Here's a good spot.

re: #17 Shug

Wow. This means one of the largest oil reserves in the world is the US congress!

Add that to wind turbines on the doors... energy independence!

re: #17 Shug
UpDing-GreenHeart!

ROFL! :D

re: #17 Shug

Wow. This means one of the largest oil reserves in the world is the US congress!

Fire up the methane collectors.

re: #21 JCM
Well, Wash DC is not where the oil is, but it IS where the dipsticks are!

The enemy is political tyranny.

The Lakers have no heart

Why not.

re: #15 Racer X

I'm listening to this right now: Red Right Hand.

"You ain't got no money?
He'll get you some
You ain't got no car? He'll get you one
You ain't got no self-respect,
you feel like an insect
Well don't you worry buddy,
cause here he comes
Through the ghettos and the barrio
and the bowery and the slum
A shadow is cast wherever he stands
Stacks of green paper in his
red right hand"

Is that a political metaphor?

Celtic tie!

re: #23 Racer X You can't hold a candle to methane collectors, Racer!

re: #24 Carridine

Well, Wash DC is not where the oil is, but it IS where the dipsticks are!

You apologize for insulting dipsticks right now mister.............................

re: #24 Carridine

Well, Wash DC is not where the oil is, but it IS where the dipsticks are!

'cept you can't use 'em....
stuck on stupid.

Let’s play a game. Since Fox also keeps putting the grizzled old Jew-hater Pat Buchanan in front of the cameras, what would be a good name for a show featuring Buchanan and Beckel? Now that would be must-see TV - for Neanderthals.

How about Bombast & Bullshit With Buchanan & Beckel?  I think it has a lovely ring to it.

}:)     [Now why the slam against Neanderthals?]

re: #26 Shug

The Lakers have no heart

The Lakers have no Defense..

re: #26 Shug

The Lakers have no heart

That's because they're prima donnas.

Then again, so are the Celtics.

And any other sport professional.

re: #32 JCM
You mean, somewhere, somehow... there are SMART Dipsticks?

/stuck on smart Dipsticks, sounds like a motto

re: #36 Carridine

You mean, somewhere, somehow... there are SMART Dipsticks?

/stuck on smart Dipsticks, sounds like a motto

Any dipstick smart enough not to be a politician is a smart dipstick.

I tool a can of squirt cheese and a tube of saltine crackers to work one day to snack on - my co-workers thought I was nuts!

But, ya know, most of them wanted to have one!

re: #1 Shug

Dang, I'm outa crackers to munch....

Let's Go Penguins! wait..what?

re: #36 Carridine

You mean, somewhere, somehow... there are SMART Dipsticks?

/stuck on smart Dipsticks, sounds like a motto

Some dipsticks do serve the intended function.....

re: #29 Noam Sayin'

Celtic tie!

I hate Kobe. He's among the lowest of low-lifes.

/but I'll be damned if I want Garnett to win a title in Boston

re: #35 Noam Sayin'

And any other sport professional.

Until the last couple of years, I've said that about my Phillies (easy,now..).

9 hot dogs, no mustard.

Fuck you, Bob Beckel.

Made the mistake once of bringing in squirt cheese, crackers, and some Spam I'd sliced up. Amazing how much Spam stinks if you are not the one eating it, kind of like peanut butter!

re: #44 MandyManners

Tell us how you really feel about it MM...

re: #35 Noam Sayin'

The Detroit Red Wings aren't prima donna's.

Lord Stanley's Cup doesn't really tolerate prima donna's well. They tend to go away in the semi's....

re: #44 MandyManners

Fuck you, Bob Beckel.

Sloppy Seconds

re: #44 MandyManners

Fuck you, Bob Beckel.

ROTFLMAO.......................Mandy, you spilled....................over...................

Screw the NBA! Their "championship series" lasts, what, three full months?

re: #44 MandyManners

Fuck you, Bob Beckel.

/bringing gratuitous profanity to LGF since 2006

re: #50 6pat6

Screw the NBA! Their "championship series" lasts, what, three full months?

The only other season that is longer is the presidential campaign season

Beckle's cheese fell off his "cracker" a long time ago...

Contents of Oregon's mystery safe revealed

Remember that old safe that was found not so long ago, deep in the bowels of a fish cannery in Astoria?

Plenty of people speculated about what might be inside, even as a locksmith had to be called in to crack the code.

Was it gold, emeralds, diamonds, rubies or just stacks of cash?

Turns out, it was none of the above.

re: #48 Shug

Sloppy Seconds

No more sloppy than what your moth

NEVER MIND.

re: #49 doriangrey

ROTFLMAO.......................Mandy, you spilled....................over......... ..........

Someone give her a nudge, her needle is stuck in a groove..

re: #51 Killian Bundy

/bringing gratuitous profanity to LGF since 2006

Sayin' what we all be thinkin' since '06.

Fuck you, Bob Beckel

He might be one of those freaks that likes it in unnatural ways with farm beasts...after all, aren't "progressives" all about "freedom"?

/

re: #52 Shug

True.

Maybe I should register the nic: Randy Manners

Then I could post as a sweet-tempered, mild-mannered milksop who NEVER raises her voice...

/Naahhhhh!

bob beckel has a tiny schmeckel
And so does Ian Jobling
Adnan Hajj likes photo shop
Dan hates things that are throbbing

Afghan President Karzai threatens to send troops into Pakistan

is this old news? Wow.

re: #61 Shug

ROFLMAO!

re: #56 Yankee Division Son

Someone give her a nudge, her needle is stuck in a groove..

Ummm, not me... Last time I nudged Mandy I accidentally nudged her butt while peeking down her shirt and I think she offended...

Talk about crackers. My first job out of college was a process engineer at a factory with a healthy mix of rednecks and brothers and everyone gota long just fine. And the crap we all ate for snacks.. Man, Sardines on Ritz. Vienna Sausages on peanut butter on Triscuits, Hoghead cheese on Saltines, There was no telling what they would serve up any night.

re: #51 Killian Bundy

/bringing gratuitous profanity to LGF since 2006

Yep.

re: #66 MandyManners

r

e: #51 Killian Bundy

/bringing gratuitous profanity to LGF since 2006

Yep

Fuckin' "A"!

re: #61 Shug

bob beckel has a tiny schmeckel
And so does Ian Jobling
Adnan Hajj likes photo shop
Dan hates all things throbbing

/scans better :)

What kind of fish requries a safe?

/Musta been Norwegian

re: #54 JCM

Contents of Oregon's mystery safe revealed

re: #32 JCM
You are very poetic!

re: #42 Killian Bundy

He deserves one. So much as I wanted him to get one here, it wasn't in the cards. But I appreciate his dedication for eight of those 10 years, and I'll be happy for him when he gets it.

Which will be Tuesday night.

re: #23 Racer X

Fire up the methane collectors.

Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
- What Is Man?

Mark Twain

re: #71 Noam Sayin'

He deserves one. So much as I wanted him to get one here, it wasn't in the cards. But I appreciate his dedication for eight of those 10 years, and I'll be happy for him when he gets it.

Which will be Tuesday night.

mebbe tonight..

re: #70 beachkatie

You are very poetic!

I got a A in poetry....
In the fifth grade.
Been downhill every since.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar

Mark Twain

re: #74 JCM
Sweet!:)

It's distressing (but I suppose not surprising the
way Google, Altavista and the MSM in general have buried the recent article on Malik Obama and
BHO's early life.
I don't mind so much what he was but I take great exception to him burying his past.

hOW MANY cELTICS CAN DANCE ON THE HEAD OF kOBE bRYANT?

i'm disguising my handwriting so you don't know who wrote that

re: #74 JCM

I got a A in poetry....
In the fifth grade.
Been downhill every since.

I got an A in deportment...:)

re: #73 joecitizen

mebbe not.

Lakers crowd going wild on a broke-up play when their team should have won already.

One of the many reasons I hate the lakers.

re: #73 joecitizen

mebbe tonight..

/mebbe not

- Following the Equator

Suppose you were an idiot. Suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. - Suppose you were an idiot. Suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

re: #78 wolfieMany because he is a little people!Becauce he doesn't matter to much! :)

re: #79 Dustyvet

I got an A in deportment...:)

Not me spent a lot of time in that chair out side the principal's office, in the big echoy hall with be clock, tick-tocking to my doom.

re: #80 Noam Sayin'

mebbe not.

Lakers crowd going wild on a broke-up play when their team should have won already.

One of the many reasons I hate the lakers.

I used to kinda dig the Lakers,but I was a Shaq guy so...

The Lakers are dead to me after Curt Rambis left the team

re: #84 JCM

Not me spent a lot of time in that chair out side the principal's office, in the big echoy hall with be clock, tick-tocking to my doom.

I forgot to mention that my principal wanted to have me deported...:)

re: #87 Dustyvet

I forgot to mention that my principal wanted to have me deported...:)

ROFL!

Fisher

/just what kind of dumbass facial hair configuration is that?

Jeez, they get to play ANOTHER stinkin' game! Just end it already!

Several more photos of Obama today with his head tilted upward, nose high in the air, with auras and halos galore as if he was already posing for his future minted US coin. Enough already. Geesh.

Just got the first season of the Quinn Martin classic sci-fi series "The Invaders" on DVD. Hmmm....I wonder why the press never gives us close-up photos of Obama's pinkies?

re: #91 mfarmer1

wonder why the press never gives us close-up photos of Obama's pinkies?

It's the webbed hands, and if you look real close, the protruding horns right behind the hairline...

/

re: #19 Noam Sayin'

Here we go again.

Geno's!

But I like Pat's, too.

Why must we choose?

No need to choose, eat two. Melrose for dessert and coffee.

Chris Rock explains economics and war at Bonnaroo

On the same stage Friday night, Chris Rock played to one of the largest rooms a comedian will ever work. As many as 60,000 of the estimated 80,000 in attendance watched him command the crowd with a relentless pace and sharp observations.

Rock, of course, had barbs for the presumed presidential nominees, John McCain and Barack Obama — who he said has a name so black-sounding that he could be "the bass player for the Commodores."

The comedian wondered how gas prices could be so high considering the Iraq war: "Let me tell you something. If I invade IHOP, pancakes are going to be cheaper in my house."

re: #94 ploome hineni

try that dog search engine

/forgot the name

dogpile

re: #94 ploome hineni

try that dog search engine

/forgot the name

Dogpile

re: #96 abolitionist

dogpile

5 seconds, got me by 5 seconds....

BTW, not alot of you saw my earlier open post about my wife and her impending delivery of our second child, but.....

She Did It! Pushed out all 8 lbs 8 ozs of him (in 32 minutes). 10 Fingers, 10 Toes, 1 heart (in the right place).

I am one proud papa (for the second time).

re: #99 psyop

Good on ya! Congrats!

re: #99 psyop

BTW, not alot of you saw my earlier open post about my wife and her impending delivery of our second child, but.....

She Did It! Pushed out all 8 lbs 8 ozs of him (in 32 minutes). 10 Fingers, 10 Toes, 1 heart (in the right place).

I am one proud papa (for the second time).

WOOT, a Father's Day Baby!
Congrats!

re: #101 JCM

Should have been more specific... He was born Tuesday night at 7:30.

But I certainly appreciate the congrats!

re: #99 psyop

BTW, not alot of you saw my earlier open post about my wife and her impending delivery of our second child, but.....

She Did It! Pushed out all 8 lbs 8 ozs of him (in 32 minutes). 10 Fingers, 10 Toes, 1 heart (in the right place).

I am one proud papa (for the second time).

re: #102 psyop

Should have been more specific... He was born Tuesday night at 7:30.

But I certainly appreciate the congrats!

Happy Father's Day anyway!

re: #99 psyop Hey psyop, Mazel Tov! That's just great, great news!
I hope mother and child are doing well and that you've started breathing somewhat more normally?!

re: #103 JCM

Ironically enough, my wifes brother became a father for the first time on fathers day. 13 years ago.

Pretty special.

Some spill off from NZ, before I go home this Monday evening,

13 year old, while playing around with Potassium Nitrate, dropped some lit mix into the container of his mix and filled the garage with smoke, I didnt see the resultant "flame" but it was. by all acounts, impressive.

Daughter has recently got licence and has just sailed through the round-a-bout and taken out the side of a little old lady, No injuries, thank the Lord.

It might be one those weeks...................................

re: #104 realwest

Hey psyop, Mazel Tov! That's just great, great news!
I hope mother and child are doing well and that you've started breathing somewhat more normally?!

Thanks! And yes, both are healthy and as good as can be expected. It is no less amazing the second time 'round.

PS my opinion of O-bamba hasnt changed.

re: #99 psyop

BTW, not alot of you saw my earlier open post about my wife and her impending delivery of our second child, but.....

She Did It! Pushed out all 8 lbs 8 ozs of him (in 32 minutes). 10 Fingers, 10 Toes, 1 heart (in the right place).

I am one proud papa (for the second time).

And also, I already have his first rifle picked out.

re: #107 psyop

Thanks! And yes, both are healthy and as good as can be expected. It is no less amazing the second time 'round.

Congrats from NZ, some good news, just wait till they grow up and start playing with matches or driving cars.

re: #110 A Kiwi Infidel

Congrats from NZ, some good news, just wait till they grow up and start playing with matches or driving cars.

Yep, I have been told by those more experienced than I to enjoy them when they are small and don't talk back.

I intend to take that advice...

re: #99 psyop

BTW, not alot of you saw my earlier open post about my wife and her impending delivery of our second child, but.....

She Did It! Pushed out all 8 lbs 8 ozs of him (in 32 minutes). 10 Fingers, 10 Toes, 1 heart (in the right place).

I am one proud papa (for the second time).

As I said when my daughter was born: "We can start the party now. Everybody's here."

Congratulations Daddy.

Speakers of "crackers", I was going to post a nice shot of your local plumber dealing with the sink problem but this plumber took my eye and I am sure you will agree, this cracker has to better than your common garden sweaty pommy plumber? Hmm?

re: #109 psyop

And also, I already have his first rifle picked out.

Never mind his rifle. Beware of his water cannon at diaper changing time.

re: #111 psyop

Yep, I have been told by those more experienced than I to enjoy them when they are small and don't talk back.

I intend to take that advice...

One of my favorite things is sitting in the recliner, with the little one laying on my chest going to sleep. Tired my boys out, playing outside, the fell asleep on me in the recliner tonight, they are 4 and 3 years old.

re: #115 JCM

One of my favorite things is sitting in the recliner, with the little one laying on my chest going to sleep. Tired my boys out, playing outside, the fell asleep on me in the recliner tonight, they are 4 and 3 years old.

Excellent...

My daughter is 2, and precocious. It is few and far between that she would deign to sit on daddy's lap and snuggle, but I will take the moments I get.

As for the 5 day old, he pretty much has no choice but to snuggle.

re: #116 psyop

Excellent...

My daughter is 2, and precocious. It is few and far between that she would deign to sit on daddy's lap and snuggle, but I will take the moments I get.

As for the 5 day old, he pretty much has no choice but to snuggle.

LOL, got a little girl 18 months, she's "opinionated" she snuggles on her terms.

re: #117 JCM

LOL, got a little girl 18 months, she's "opinionated" she snuggles on her terms.

I like that....

My son just celebrated his first Father's Day (baby boy born 10-17-07), and he couldn't have been more thrilled. They spent the day at the Oakland zoo. It's a funny feeling seeing one's child become a parent, but he's a damn good daddy!

Hey and f%^$# Beckel for the cracker comment and this one really goes over the top.

"If Israel had never come into existence, or if the United States had not supported it, or if Kennedy had not reaffirmed that support, Sirhan would probably never have pulled his trigger"

WTF?

[Link: www.ft.com...]
Beckel et al will probably cite this as the opening Republican shot across Bow Obama, and spread the word that it's all one big fear factor.

Ed Rendell is a Bigger Whore than Paris Hilton.

re: #44 MandyManners

Fuck you, Bob Beckel.

I while back I watched him "debate" a Hillary supporter. If he had spoken to me like he did her, he'd be missing a lot of teeth. What a subhuman piece of garbage.
He is a liberal fascist who will say and do anything no matter how vile to get into power. With any luck, his efforts will be in vain.

BBC fantasy world: Christian beheads Muslim

No one will take much notice of this. Imagine the outcry, however, if they had dared to depict a Muslim beheading a Christian -- despite the fact that that is much, much more likely to happen than this sick and suicidal Beeb fantasy.

"BBC defends Muslim beheading," from Teletext (thanks to Joel):

Exclusive by Derek Robins - BBC bosses have defended the grisly beheading of a Muslim by a Christian zealot in new drama Bonekickers.

In the bloody scene, ex-EastEnder Paul Nicholls plays a fundamentalist who decapitates a Muslim with a sword.

Producer Rhonda Smith said: "It's not meant to be shocking or to cause offence and it comes very much from the storyline."

Of course!

[Link: jihadwatch.org...]

re: #124 Dustyvet

BBC fantasy world: Christian beheads Muslim

No one will take much notice of this. Imagine the outcry, however, if they had dared to depict a Muslim beheading a Christian -- despite the fact that that is much, much more likely to happen than this sick and suicidal Beeb fantasy.

"BBC defends Muslim beheading," from Teletext (thanks to Joel):

Exclusive by Derek Robins - BBC bosses have defended the grisly beheading of a Muslim by a Christian zealot in new drama Bonekickers.

In the bloody scene, ex-EastEnder Paul Nicholls plays a fundamentalist who decapitates a Muslim with a sword.

Producer Rhonda Smith said: "It's not meant to be shocking or to cause offence and it comes very much from the storyline."

Of course!

[Link: jihadwatch.org...]

Britain has become Bizarro world. How sad.

Pardon my ignorance here but, aside from dry biscuits one eats with cheese, I only know of three uses of the word "crackers" a) a derogatory word for white people, used exclusively by black racists b) people who maliciously hack into computer systems c) a quaint adjective for lunacy - as in "Spurs? Win the Premiership? You must be crackers!".

Which connotation did Blob Beckel mean?

Proposed show name:

Warped Analysis in a Parallel Universe.