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Obama's National Security Adviser: Winnie the Pooh

Tue, Jun 17, 2008 at 5:28:24 pm PST

Un-freaking-believable: Barack Obama aide: Why Winnie the Pooh should shape US foreign policy.

Richard Danzig, who served as Navy Secretary under President Clinton and is tipped to become National Security Adviser in an Obama White House, told a major foreign policy conference in Washington that the future of US strategy in the war on terrorism should follow a lesson from the pages of Winnie the Pooh, which can be shortened to: if it is causing you too much pain, try something else.

Mr Danzig told the Centre for New American Security: “Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security.”

Oh yeah. Let’s put these people in charge of the United States. What could possibly go wrong?

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1 Kosh's Shadow  6/17/08 5:29:55 pm reply quote 26

Well, Obama's foreign policy will be a lot of poo.

2 Sharmuta  6/17/08 5:30:10 pm reply quote 7

Pooh is great for explaining the Tao, but for foreign policy not so much.

3 Roentgen  6/17/08 5:30:28 pm reply quote 10

We are so-o-o-o screwed if B-Ho wins.

4 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:30:43 pm reply quote 6

Isn't it funny how a bear likes honey.
Buzz buzz buzz,
I wonder why he does.

—WTP.

"No brains at all, some of them. Just grey fluff blown in."

—Eeyore.

5 eric  6/17/08 5:30:45 pm reply quote 2

This is how they condescend to the plebes.

6 guzziguy  6/17/08 5:30:56 pm reply quote 12

Yogi as the secretary of the interior? Vast knowledge of parks you know.

7 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:30:57 pm reply quote 0

Yup, a couple of new national seals:

[Link: arewelumberjacks.blogspot.com...]

8 Kosh's Shadow  6/17/08 5:31:03 pm reply quote 15

I think the Obamanation's foreign policy can be summed up in one word:
Surrender.

9 Dar ul Harb  6/17/08 5:31:10 pm reply quote 7

Oh, bother.

10 Archimedes  6/17/08 5:31:12 pm reply quote 7

Oh bother!

11 itellu3times  6/17/08 5:31:41 pm reply quote 8

Oh bother.

12 eric  6/17/08 5:31:56 pm reply quote 3

Think...think...think...Ouch I got an idea

13 itellu3times  6/17/08 5:31:59 pm reply quote 0

Come on, everyone now!

14 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:32:02 pm reply quote 0

re: #6 guzziguy

Yogi as the secretary of the interior? Vast knowledge of parks you know.

The bear or Berra?

15 Kosh's Shadow  6/17/08 5:32:13 pm reply quote 7

re: #6 guzziguy

Yogi as the secretary of the interior? Vast knowledge of parks you know.

And he'll work cheap - a couple of pic-a-nic baskets a day.
But since he's smarter than the average bear, he might be smart enough not to be an Obama supporter.

16 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:32:20 pm reply quote 16

Oh, for the leaders we had in the days of Eeyore.

17 unclassifiable  6/17/08 5:32:22 pm reply quote 0
Oh yeah. Let’s put these people in charge of the United States. What could possibly go wrong?

Well when these people are in charge of the U.S. they'll just change the definition of wrong.

And it looks like the presumptive NSA chief is developing quite a reputation for pooh.

18 hjalmar80  6/17/08 5:32:27 pm reply quote 9

More and more, I feel like I am living in a friggin' Dali painting.

19 guzziguy  6/17/08 5:32:46 pm reply quote 0

re: #14 Nevergiveup

The bear or Berra?


Either, but I was thinking of the one that was smarter than average.

20 eric  6/17/08 5:32:48 pm reply quote 1

Assistant Secretary Boo-boo

21 Watcher  6/17/08 5:32:48 pm reply quote 2

I'm freaking speechless.

22 Dar ul Harb  6/17/08 5:33:08 pm reply quote 0

re: #13 itellu3times

Come on, everyone now!

Oh, bama.

23 Kosh's Shadow  6/17/08 5:33:17 pm reply quote 0

re: #20 eric

Assistant Secretary Boo-boo

The foreign policy will be full of boo-boos.

24 Sizzlack  6/17/08 5:33:22 pm reply quote 2

I didn't know Winnie the Pooh was a far left quasi socialist.

25 Shr_Nfr  6/17/08 5:33:33 pm reply quote 0

Like I said last night when some good lizard put this up as a spin-off link: a wind sandwitch between two slices of breeze if I remember my Pooh.

26 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:33:35 pm reply quote 14

If you say "Tigger," you're a racist.

Be forewarned.

27 itellu3times  6/17/08 5:33:39 pm reply quote 1

Y'mean, Triumph the Insult Bear:

The war in Iraq is great - for me to Pooh on!

28 unclassifiable  6/17/08 5:33:42 pm reply quote 1

I nominate Yogi Berra for U.S. poet laureate.

29 jcm  6/17/08 5:33:52 pm reply quote 21

Brilliant!

Put jars of honey all around the world. Our enemies will get them stuck on their noses and they'll be helpless.

Stroke of genius if you ask me.

/ need I?

30 The Other Les  6/17/08 5:33:53 pm reply quote 9

I have to say that if they are still shooting at you then you haven't caused enough pain.

31 Mike McDaniel  6/17/08 5:34:00 pm reply quote 25

Remember, the Winnie the Pooh comment came from a man that Bill Clinton made Secretary of the Navy.

And we wonder why we lost 3,000 people on 11 September 2001.

32 Shakey Jakey  6/17/08 5:34:15 pm reply quote 3

I've seen a lot over the years but Obama and his posse take the cake

33 wee fury  6/17/08 5:34:23 pm reply quote 6

I am assuming that by going with the new Pooh policy -- we will tickle a terrorists tummy until they surrender.

34 mama winger  6/17/08 5:34:25 pm reply quote 31

We are so screwed.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND A GROWN UP IN THE DEMOCRAT PARTY before they kill us all ?

35 mama winger  6/17/08 5:35:17 pm reply quote 3

re: #18 hjalmar80

More and more, I feel like I am living in a friggin' Dali painting.

just wanted to repeat that

36 Shakey Jakey  6/17/08 5:35:18 pm reply quote 10

re: #34 mama winger

They kicked out their only adult

37 brickthruplateglasswindow  6/17/08 5:35:26 pm reply quote 1

I was always more of a Tigger fan myself. Indefatigable although somewhat reckless.

38 Macker  6/17/08 5:35:34 pm reply quote 0

re: #32 Shakey Jakey

I've seen a lot over the years but Obama and his posse take the cake

Or the waffle.

39 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:35:37 pm reply quote 4

re: #28 unclassifiable

I nominate Yogi Berra for U.S. poet laureate.

He is more qualified for that than Obama is to be President, or a Senator for that matter.

40 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:35:49 pm reply quote 3

re: #34 mama winger

Throw the party out by a massive defeat in November and your problem is solved.

41 The Other Les  6/17/08 5:35:52 pm reply quote 4

re: #24 Sizzlack

I didn't know Winnie the Pooh was a far left quasi socialist.

They haven't seen Apocalypse Pooh.

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

42 jcm  6/17/08 5:35:58 pm reply quote 2

re: #34 mama winger

We are so screwed.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FIND A GROWN UP IN THE DEMOCRAT PARTY before they kill us all ?

Ahhh, no the last one, Lieberman, left. It's all koskiddies on movement.org.

43 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:36:08 pm reply quote 0

re: #34 mama winger

Mama! How's the floofball?

44 mama winger  6/17/08 5:36:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #36 Shakey Jakey

They kicked out their only adult

Golly Moses these people are unbelievable.

45 SasquatchOnSteroids  6/17/08 5:36:34 pm reply quote 0
Mr Danzig told the Centre for New American Security: “Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security.”

Check his papers.

46 Sharmuta  6/17/08 5:36:49 pm reply quote 0

I don't know how you can spell Tuesday without a two.

47 David IV of Georgia  6/17/08 5:36:57 pm reply quote 0

re: #18 hjalmar80

More and more, I feel like I am living in a friggin' Dali painting.

Definitely Dali. Not Picasso—too normal.

48 Yankee Division Son  6/17/08 5:37:19 pm reply quote 0

McCain campaign ad in 3... 2... 1

49 itellu3times  6/17/08 5:37:35 pm reply quote 1

Well look, the comment isn't that far off, any competent commander, in chief or in not chief, should stop doing something that doesn't work. And we have, we put Petreus in place, and the "surge", and things are working a LOT better now. If they'd gone even this well from 2003 on, we might be out by now. But for a long, long time we had lousy execution, blame it on Rumsfeld, Bush, JCS, I dunno, but it really, really stunk, which gives any hindsight-oriented political ankle-biter just the toehold they need to keep from being dismissed out of hand.

So, gotta put up with this stuff, up to McCain to counter it.

50 mama winger  6/17/08 5:37:48 pm reply quote 0

re: #43 buzzsawmonkey

Mama! How's the floofball?

OMG buzz. I am so head over heels that I am embarassed even by my own pathetic self. I wake up in the morning and I immediately think "I have this great dog!"

I'm such a sap.

51 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:38:07 pm reply quote 4

Jack and Jill went up the hill....oops sorry that is Obama's policy to end the energy crisis.

52 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:38:10 pm reply quote 0

re: #18 hjalmar80

More and more, I feel like I am living in a friggin' Dali painting.

Just say, "Hello, Dali."

53 itellu3times  6/17/08 5:38:33 pm reply quote 4

re: #32 Shakey Jakey

I've seen a lot over the years but Obama and his posse take the cake

And I think, and hope, and pray, that this will be seen by the American people and the results will be his overwhelming defeat.

Keep yapping, bambi.

54 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:39:14 pm reply quote 17

"All politicians should get two terms. One in office and one in prison."

—Mark Twain

(Note that this does not say "leaders".)

55 stevieray  6/17/08 5:39:18 pm reply quote 4

Odd. I always figured they'd shape their foreign policy on the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

56 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:39:25 pm reply quote 0

re: #50 mama winger

OMG buzz. I am so head over heels that I am embarassed even by my own pathetic self. I wake up in the morning and I immediately think "I have this great dog!"

I'm such a sap.

That's sweet, dang it.

57 mama winger  6/17/08 5:39:26 pm reply quote 0

I mean - come on.....

Winnie the Pooh!?

I just can't get over it.

58 Killgore Trout  6/17/08 5:39:37 pm reply quote 9

I liked The Tao of Pooh as much as the next guy but this is ridiculous.

59 Sharmuta  6/17/08 5:39:37 pm reply quote 0

We can get all the nations to start playing nice together by introducing them to the game pooh sticks. Brilliant!

60 Dar ul Harb  6/17/08 5:39:43 pm reply quote 2
"Christopher Robin, you must shoot the balloon with
your gun. Have you got your gun?"

"Of course I have," you said. "But if I do that, it
will spoil the balloon," you said. "But if you don't" said Pooh,
"I shall have to let go, and that would spoil me."

When he put it like this, you saw how it was, and you
aimed very carefully at the balloon, and fired.

"Ow!" said Pooh.

"Did I miss?" you asked.

"You didn't exactly miss," said Pooh, "but you missed
the balloon."


--from Winnie The Pooh and Some Bees

61 NoSubmission  6/17/08 5:39:43 pm reply quote 3

They're loving this in Iran, but Piglet, he's got to go!

62 mama winger  6/17/08 5:39:51 pm reply quote 0

re: #56 buzzsawmonkey

That's sweet, dang it.

I am blessed by love.

63 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:39:57 pm reply quote 0

re: #52 buzzsawmonkey

Just say, "Hello, Dali."

Maybe to Carol Channing but not to that bitch Streisand.

64 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:40:23 pm reply quote 0

Just Pooh!

65 experiencedtraveller  6/17/08 5:40:36 pm reply quote 10

We have toppled a mass murdering tyrant in Iraq.
We have liberated the people of Mesopotamia and Afghanistan.
We have promoted democracy and freedom.
We have given the whole Arab world an alternative political structure to murderous tyranny.

Our incredible volunteer military has accomplished this.

They paid 4000 lives. Bless everyone of them.

I do hope that Mr. Danzig does not believe this pain is too much to bear.

66 Salem  6/17/08 5:40:40 pm reply quote 2

DANZIG! WOOOOO!

Oh, wait...

67 Yankee Division Son  6/17/08 5:40:41 pm reply quote 4

re: #51 Nevergiveup

Jack and Jill went up the hill....oops sorry that is Obama's policy to end the energy crisis.

No, the government will pay for and deliver the pails of water, after they've been inspected by the new well funded federal water pail bureau.

68 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:40:44 pm reply quote 2

"Now we are Six" might be a good text too.

/sarc.

70 guzziguy  6/17/08 5:41:18 pm reply quote 0

Marvin the Martian in charge of NASA?

71 mama winger  6/17/08 5:41:25 pm reply quote 1

re: #68 Ojoe

"Now we are Six" might be a good text too.

/sarc.

or Goodnight Moon.

72 NoSubmission  6/17/08 5:41:37 pm reply quote 0

Is that Pooh icon up on Obama's website? It needs a rainbow.

73 mama winger  6/17/08 5:41:49 pm reply quote 0
74 jcm  6/17/08 5:42:03 pm reply quote 2

re: #58 Killgore Trout

I liked The Tao of Pooh as much as the next guy but this is ridiculous.

Health Care & The Zen of Motorcycle Maintenance?

75 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:42:15 pm reply quote 1

I think I see a bus coming down the street......

76 Alouette  6/17/08 5:42:45 pm reply quote 0

re: #47 David IV of Georgia

Definitely Dali. Not Picasso—too normal.

Edvard Munch.

77 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:42:49 pm reply quote 0

re: #72 NoSubmission

That is some icky latter day Pooh.

Shepard's (?) original illustrations were better.

78 Sharmuta  6/17/08 5:43:17 pm reply quote 0

It's all good, because Pooh is that sort of bear.

79 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:43:18 pm reply quote 7

Now, if Badger, Mole and the Water Rat were to mount an attack on the Chief Weasel in Tehran, I could understand that.

80 mama winger  6/17/08 5:43:22 pm reply quote 0

re: #75 Nevergiveup

I think I see a bus coming down the street......

:)

81 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:43:22 pm reply quote 0

re: #76 Alouette

Edvard Munch.

You know Hitler was a painter?

82 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:43:24 pm reply quote 0

re: #75 Nevergiveup

Oh. I hope they don't throw Pooh under the bus.

83 Colin Nelson  6/17/08 5:43:26 pm reply quote 1

Glad to see this story which I linked to LGF this morning has made it to a thread.

On first reading I thought my leg was being pulled right off. But, no.

The thought of this nutball becoming NSA reminds me of the feelings of dread I had when C. Rice was plucked from her Provost job at Stamford to take the NSA job in Bush's first term.

She was a total disaster in that role as we all now well know.

84 David IV of Georgia  6/17/08 5:43:39 pm reply quote 8

Are they just begging and pleading with the rest of the world to use us as a doormat?

If Tovarishch Hussein wins, which minor power will be the first to defeat the US in war?

My guess, Haiti annexes Florida.

85 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:44:27 pm reply quote 0

re: #79 buzzsawmonkey

That's a different book, "The wind in the Willows."

86 Dar ul Harb  6/17/08 5:44:37 pm reply quote 8

Piglet will of course have to be omitted from Obama's foreign policy team so as not to offend the umma.

87 mama winger  6/17/08 5:44:48 pm reply quote 0

So - anyone going to sit out this election?

88 phoenixgirl  6/17/08 5:45:09 pm reply quote 8

omg his security advisor doesn't wear pants?/

89 EE  6/17/08 5:45:15 pm reply quote 6

Let's turn our foreign policy and our national security decisions to a kindergarten class.

Oh wait, that's pretty much going to happen, with kidz that are either unable or unwilling to analyze the likely consequences of a proposed decision concerning foreign policy or a proposed decision concerning national security.

These kidz say, with Pooh, if it's different it must be better.

Actually, there was a slogan of the Nazis that assumed this also:
Alles muss anders sein! (Everything must change!)

90 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:45:17 pm reply quote 0

re: #87 mama winger

not me

91 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:45:22 pm reply quote 0

re: #85 Ojoe

That's a different book, "The wind in the Willows."

I know, but Disney bowdlerized that one too. As long as we are looking at a foreign policy run on Disney principles, I figured I might as well dream.

92 hjalmar80  6/17/08 5:46:25 pm reply quote 0

This was the icing on the cake for me after reading all the other posts from today alone. I'm retiring to bed early tonight, as I've had enough. For my sanity, tonight Denial is a river in Egypt.

93 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:46:32 pm reply quote 0

re: #91 buzzsawmonkey

Disney's 20,000 leagues under the sea had an atomic submarine.

94 The Other Les  6/17/08 5:46:39 pm reply quote 3

These people don't know what they're doing and they don't want to know.

95 unrealizedviewpoint  6/17/08 5:46:45 pm reply quote 1
"Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security."
--Richard Danzig

No need to wonder what our enemies will think of us with Obama leading us into battle retreat. Winnie the Pooh huh? Wow! Just Wow!

96 SasquatchOnSteroids  6/17/08 5:46:55 pm reply quote 6

I always liked Gopher.
Dug holes everywhere and fell into them most of the time.
Reminds me of BHO now.

97 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:46:57 pm reply quote 2

re: #93 Ojoe

Disney's 20,000 leagues under the sea had an atomic submarine.

And Peter Lorre.

98 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:46:58 pm reply quote 1

re: #89 EE

Let's turn our foreign policy and our national security decisions to a kindergarten class.

Oh wait, that's pretty much going to happen, with kidz that are either unable or unwilling to analyze the likely consequences of a proposed decision concerning foreign policy or a proposed decision concerning national security.

These kidz say, with Pooh, if it's different it must be better.

Actually, there was a slogan of the Nazis that assumed this also:
Alles muss anders sein! (Everything must change!)

Well Carter did confer with his daughter Amy if you remember. I think it was about Nuclear Non Proliferation?

99 mama winger  6/17/08 5:47:06 pm reply quote 0

re: #92 hjalmar80

This was the icing on the cake for me after reading all the other posts from today alone. I'm retiring to bed early tonight, as I've had enough. For my sanity, tonight Denial is a river in Egypt.

Good plan. I'm going to go watch the Cubs game.

goodnight folks

100 Yosemite Bill  6/17/08 5:47:09 pm reply quote 4

So Mr Danzig's highest education level is ? Kindergarten if we are lucky.
If BHO gets elected we are screwed.
Slightly OT but if BHO wins gun sales will rise because we bitter types ain't taking any chances...... .

101 Sharmuta  6/17/08 5:47:31 pm reply quote 3

Pooh for NSA, and Piglet for UN Ambassador! Won't the islamists love that?

102 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:47:40 pm reply quote 7

Everything BHO needed to know he learned in kindergarten.

103 Ojoe  6/17/08 5:47:41 pm reply quote 0

re: #97 buzzsawmonkey

A fine movie. Don't make 'em like they used to.

BBL

104 Crimsonfisted  6/17/08 5:47:44 pm reply quote 0

Does this make us the Heffalumps, the scary part of Pooh? Or would that be Iran?

105 WhiteRasta  6/17/08 5:47:52 pm reply quote 0

Trespassers will......

What the hell kind of bat-shattery is this?

106 talon_262  6/17/08 5:47:55 pm reply quote 0

re: #28 unclassifiable

I nominate Yogi Berra for U.S. poet laureate.

Some choice Yogi Berra quotes:
"This is like deja vu all over again."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"The future ain't what it used to be."

And, one of the quotes ever:
"It ain't over 'til it's over."

107 brickthruplateglasswindow  6/17/08 5:48:03 pm reply quote 0

When it comes to national security as it relates to foreign policy, it is better to be feared than loved. Just sayin'.

Dump the Pooh, embrace the Taz.

108 mikalm  6/17/08 5:48:05 pm reply quote 0

Well, as long as we're letting fictitious ursines guide our national policy, I nominate The Hamm's Beer Bear to head up the ATF!

109 stevieray  6/17/08 5:48:21 pm reply quote 0

re: #41 The Other Les

They haven't seen Apocalypse Pooh.

[Link: www.youtube.com...]

That is brilliant!

110 jaunte  6/17/08 5:48:22 pm reply quote 1

Danzig talked a lot about how to understand terrorists, but not much about what he would do about them.

111 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:48:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #102 buzzsawmonkey

Everything BHO needed to know he learned in kindergarten.

They have kindergartens in Madrassahs?

112 buzzsawmonkey  6/17/08 5:48:32 pm reply quote 2

Well, it looks like this will be the boob thread, but not in a good way.

113 hjalmar80  6/17/08 5:48:41 pm reply quote 0

re: #80 mama winger

Pooh can buy some time. He's at the back of the line behind the whole population of Jerusalem.

114 talon_262  6/17/08 5:49:20 pm reply quote 2

re: #97 buzzsawmonkey

Was Peter Lorre contemplating a crime?

/Al Stewart, The Year of the Cat

115 unrealizedviewpoint  6/17/08 5:49:23 pm reply quote 2
"Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security."
--Richard Danzig

They really are pandering to the democratic electorate, aren't they?

116 pat  6/17/08 5:49:41 pm reply quote 3

Is this some kind of joke, with the bees of Hamas or something. And what about the piglet?

117 Crimsonfisted  6/17/08 5:49:53 pm reply quote 0

re: #70 guzziguy

Marvin the Martian in charge of NASA?

HEeeeeeeeeeeeeey! I resemble that remark!

118 godfrey  6/17/08 5:49:58 pm reply quote 2

This strategy might just work if the bear is named Mohammad.

If this is the level of maturity and insight on Obama's staff, he will be laughed off the world stage.

119 reev  6/17/08 5:49:59 pm reply quote 1

Oh my goodness.

Its like a really bad joke but one thats going to be real.

120 NoSubmission  6/17/08 5:50:11 pm reply quote 4

My own policy on terror would include Grand Theft Auto: Anbar Province.

121 Render  6/17/08 5:50:16 pm reply quote 0

re: #55 stevieray

Thanks bro!

LATER THAT
SAME TRIP,
R

122 norar  6/17/08 5:50:20 pm reply quote 0
the future of US strategy in the war on terrorism should follow a lesson from the pages of Winnie the Pooh, which can be shortened to: if it is causing you too much pain, try something else.

Well, may be he means that the US should cause much more pain to the terrorists and their supporters. Right?

123 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:50:28 pm reply quote 0

re: #106 talon_262

Some choice Yogi Berra quotes:
"This is like deja vu all over again."
"You can observe a lot just by watching."
"The future ain't what it used to be."

And, one of the quotes ever:
"It ain't over 'til it's over."

And: More Yogiisms
[Link: www.rinkworks.com...]

124 nyc redneck  6/17/08 5:50:55 pm reply quote 4

this is precisely why all jihadis are shilling for b.o. to be elected potus.
they know they will be able to advance unopposed everywhere w/ the fruitcakes and facilitators b.o. will be bringing on board.
outrageous, considering our lives hang in the balance.
this is what these naive assh*les think is appropriate for protecting our country.

125 Dar ul Harb  6/17/08 5:51:12 pm reply quote 1

re: #96 SasquatchOnSteroids

I always liked Gopher.
Dug holes everywhere and fell into them most of the time.
Reminds me of BHO now.


...but he's not in the book you know!

126 neocon hippie  6/17/08 5:51:13 pm reply quote 0

With the recent SCOTUS decision and the prospect of a Wacky Baracky presidency we are opening ourselves even wider to a large-scale Islamist attack.

127 jaunte  6/17/08 5:51:24 pm reply quote 1

We can only defeat the Pooh-flingers by electing a HINO.
/Heffalump in name only

128 tokyobk  6/17/08 5:51:27 pm reply quote 11

I love Kuma-no-Pooh-san, as he is called here in Japan, as much as the next adult with a kid`s heart. But precisely because it is a fantasy of perfect interaction and problem solving. The world is unfortunately very different.

Western Liberals have not figured out that it is basically the US Army which makes the world safe for gay marriages, academic freedom and all of the other things they cherish.

129 infidel Alan  6/17/08 5:51:31 pm reply quote 7

I've always been a fan of Fat Freddy's Cat.

130 talon_262  6/17/08 5:51:59 pm reply quote 0

re: #106 talon_262

PIMF...I meant:

And, one of the best quotes ever:
"It ain't over 'til it's over."

131 Killgore Trout  6/17/08 5:52:34 pm reply quote 0

re: #74 jcm

Health Care & The Zen of Motorcycle Maintenance?

Ive never read that. I probably should.

132 Little Boomer  6/17/08 5:52:44 pm reply quote 0

Doesn't Danzig know Winnie the Pooh is banned in Turkey due to its anthropomorphic pig? This could foment more Islamic rage.

133 Nevergiveup  6/17/08 5:53:09 pm reply quote 3

re: #128 tokyobk

I love Kuma-no-Pooh-san, as he is called here in Japan, as much as the next adult with a kid`s heart. But precisely because it is a fantasy of perfect interaction and problem solving. The world is unfortunately very different.

Western Liberals have not figured out that it is basically the US Army which makes the world safe for gay marriages, academic freedom and all of the other things they cherish.

Well the United States Navy, Marines, and Air Force may disagree with you, but I get your point.