UC Berkeley vs. Moonbats... sort of an Iran vs. Iraq situation.

"Tree Hugger Without a Tree" by Joe Van Gogh...

Maybe CA needs to spray for MedFlys and MoonBats!

Ha ha!

[/Nelson Muntz]

I mean, an Iran vs. Saddamite Iraq, of course.

I don't think I've ever wanted to see trees cut down so badly.

Crank up the chainsaw!

I love the way shes holding the earthquake zone together for us ALL.

And the more highly evolved members of this subspecies become members of Congress pushing the nationalization of industries and tax and spend policies that would warm the heart of Karl Marx (which is saying something since like Franco, he's still dead).

She is definitely going to save the world and bring about world peace & all by doing something as brave as laying on the ground!

I hear Ahmadinejad needs a few people like this to stand out in front of their "peaceful" nuclear facilities in Natanz. If they can hold this pose, even better.

I'd love to see her do that in Phoenix. Say, around high noon.

How can she get in touch with the ground through all that asphalt?

Ha! The wannabe-hispanic communists need to buckle down with their Spanish textbooks a bit more; on their banner, they misspelled "communista"! (It's one "m" in Spanish, you idiots.)

re: #12 bosforus

I'd love to see her do that in Phoenix. Say, around high noon.

Ooh, fried moonbat!

Is that girl above open for business?

re: #9 Teacake!

She is definitely going to save the world and bring about world peace & all by doing something as brave as laying on the ground!

Where is a Cat D9 when you need one?

I think that I shall never see
A Moonbat lovely as a tree.

Well, I will say this for her.

Nice boobs.

Nice buds. (rimshot)

re: #19 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Well, I will say this for her.

Nice boobs.

You know your minds in the gutter. By the way, have you seen mine down there?

But after several minutes no one had joined her. So I went over and asked her, “Are you trying to start a die-in, or just sunbathing in the street?” She replied, “I feel it’s important to be in touch with the ground at this time. Perhaps someone will bring me some food.”

Absolutely, crystalline-perfect distillation of the moonbat mentality. "Like a diamond bullet through my forehead."

re: #15 Alouette

Ooh, fried moonbat!

Eeeew. No thanks. The cleanup would require a hazmat team.

People who live in Berkeley tend to enjoy Chardonnay...people who drink Chardonnay tend to be highly educated (typically having a degree in one of the social sciences)...highly educated people who drink Chardonnay often live in Berkeley & are highly likely to vote for Obama...People who sip Chardonnay tend to be highly intelligent, discerning people who are wonderful, celestial beings who sit on cracks in the sidewalk to demonstrate a valid point...
/MSM-Academic "Logic"

Doesn't she realize that she is much too close to 'big oil' ... lying down on asphalt .. really!
What happened to the real ground .... dirt ?

re: #16 Nevergiveup

Is that girl above open for business?

WTF is that supposed to mean?

Trying to find the end of crazy in Berkeley is like the story of Sisyphus, or like trying to empty the ocean, one teaspoon at a time.

Do moonbats in California have jobs?

The communist flag reads...

We are human beings!
We demand a better world!
We will not accept any form of slavery!
_{Revolutionary Communist Party}

I feel it’s important to be in touch with the ground at this time.

Except that: 1) That's asphalt, and 2) you brought a pillow.

She decided to stop making an ash out of herself.

re: #12 bosforus

I'd love to see her do that in Phoenix. Say, around high noon.

I'd like to see her do that in my driveway, anytime of day.

re: #19 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Well, I will say this for her.

Nice boobs.

Ew. Hippy-stink.

re: #30 bosforus

The communist flag reads...

Yes cause being told you are going to shovel coal your entire life is freedom.

OIL - it's Evil Oil.

She's totally hypocritical, wearing sneakers with rubber made from the evil oil.
Doesn't she know she's supporting Cheney, Halliburton and others?

re: #30 bosforus

We will not accept any form of slavery!
Revolutionary Communist Party

No irony there, right?

re: #37 Behead Me Bob

wearing sneakers with rubber made from the evil oil.

Unless it's natural rubber, of course.

Maybe this wonderfully alive, vibrant, rainbow-hued liberal woman is making a point about plate tectonics, and how US bombs in Iraq caused the 2004 Indian ocean tsunami, and how the 1906 SF earthquake was actually caused by corporate greed & environmental destruction & bad karma...

re: #35 bridaw

Ew. Hippy-stink.

You just look. You don't actually touch the unwashed hippie-wannabe.
That would be a major ewwwww.

recently devolved species of tree-dwelling moonbat

A flightless bat which makes it's home in a tree?...Truly a freak of evolution.

re: #40 firebreather

Maybe this wonderfully alive, vibrant, rainbow-hued liberal woman is making a point about plate tectonics, and how US bombs in Iraq caused the 2004 Indian ocean tsunami, and how the 1906 SF earthquake was actually caused by corporate greed & environmental destruction & bad karma...

or maybe she was on magic mushrooms

re: #36 pegcity

Yes cause being told you are going to shovel coal your entire life is freedom.

I'd have the freedom to think about whatever I wanted to down in the shafts. Bliss.

Oh, and pelting police with excrement from the trees is right out of the playbook of the Yahoos in Gulliver's Travels.

Heh...

It's a shame she's out of her mind crazy.

Communing with nature in the parking lot.

re: #39 Occasional Reader

Unless it's natural rubber, of course.

Either way,she's exploiting mother earth!

Here we see one of these odd creatures, who, when forced to abandon her leafy abode, decides to get back in touch with the ground.

/beats having to work for a living I guess

re: #47 Freddybear

Communing with nature in the parking lot.

you want paradise put up a parkinglot

Her armpits are bare. She's a poser.

Maybe she was drunk or stoned?

“I feel it’s important to be in touch with the ground at this time. Perhaps someone will bring me some food.”

Food? Screw food.
She's obviously one of the 42 billion without health care. Bring her some health care!

This is proof that there's no God. If there was, we'd be spared this idiocy. Unfuckingbelievable.

re: #19 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Perhaps you should bring her some food?

They get some big road apples up there in Berkeley.

re: #52 madisonsfriend

Maybe she was drunk or stoned?

She's simply looking for a new branch office.

re: #37 Behead Me Bob

OIL - it's Evil Oil.

She's totally hypocritical, wearing sneakers with rubber made from the evil oil.
Doesn't she know she's supporting Cheney, Halliburton and others?

Those sneakers look like third world produced- these HTT type kids wear pricy clothing made by kids in China and Indonesia

Thats not a protest
Why are the good looking girls wearing clothes ?

/

Yesterday some idiot democrat was yammering on about how Bush and Cheney are the "Oil presidents" or something.

So what did we use to power our cars before Bush? Al Gore's flatulence.. Rainbows and unicorns? Please. The democrat party is the party of stupid.

re: #58 madisonsfriend

Those sneakers look like third world produced- these HTT type kids wear pricy clothing made by starving kids in China and Indonesia

Enhanced this for you.

"I teach Activism 101 at Berkeley...I encourage all students regardless of race, ethnicity, nationality or religion to engage in social-sexual experimentation, making love with one's surroundings & feeling wonderfully engaged with the trees & the bees & the leaves. I wear a long beard to show solidarity with the environment & the Palestinian cause. I like being intimate with animals & inanimate objects. I don't believe in clothing or other forms of oppression. I am firmly committed to overcoming the barriers that separate we humans from livestock. I am pro-Obama, pro-Islam, pro-environment, pro-recycling, and pro-infanticide; I am anti-corporate, anti-Republican, and anti-war under all circumstances."

--Berkeley Professor

re: #59 LeftJustAintRight

Thats not a protest
Why are the good looking girls wearing clothes ?

/

That just further highlights the evil of the left.

re: #60 FrogMarch

look who they cater to these days.

There election campaign hinges on 2 words, change and Hope.

why does that pic remind me of Billy Jack?

NA-NA-NA , NA
NA-NA-NA, NA
HEY, HEY, HEY
GOODBYE TREE!

Let me guess, liberal arts major?

That's the position the Democrats want us all to be in. Supine, spread-eagled when the enemy comes arrives.

I wouldn't lie there if I was her.
I saw a hobo spitting on it yesterday.

Maybe she just tripped on the crack, I hope her mother's back is OK.

sadly she looks like the rachel corrie type. naive, gullible, overly emotional.
too stupid to think of her own safety.
where are her parents? oh they're probably still in the tree.

to get back in touch with the ground.

Has anyone told her that that's asphalt pavement she's in touch with, not the ground?

"(even though there was and remains no imminent plan to cut them down, since the construction is being challenged in court)" zombie [Link: www.zombietime.com...]

So.....is this still the case? or are they going to be cut down?

"was I witnessing de-evolution in action?"

Only when the last Tree is gone
& the last River is poisoned
& the last Fish is caught
Will we realize that we cannot eat money.
Cree Indian saying

signed: I am NOT! a moonbat

Perhaps someone will bring me some food.

LOL!

And a clue. Please.

Perhaps someone will bring me a decent job.

re: #13 Alouette

How can she get in touch with the ground through all that asphalt?

There's a nice big crack in the asphalt through which she can connect to Gaia. Or maybe it's just part of the San Andreas Fault.

I'd like to see the moonbats climbing up some of these rotten old snags. I've cut some that had as many as 7 or 8 tee-peed together.
Faller Running away From Big snags

re: #7 BingoBunny

Hey man... that's her fault line!

2 little moonbats sittin in a tree
s t i n k i n g
first comes the police
then comes the media
soon to be featured on Wikipedia

re: #54 Boogberg

This is proof that there's no God. If there was, we'd be spared this idiocy. Unfuckingbelievable.

No, it's proof that God has a sense of humor. Why else would He make goofballs like this?

72,

Moonbats never think they are moonbats.
How many people do you know that think they can eat money today, hmmmm?

p.s. by the time all the trees are gone, all the rivers are poisoned, and the last fish is caught, we'll buy a beer and a Big Mac with plastic because money will only be in museums.

Roadkill.

Shouldn't she be decked out with a thong and sting top, skanking boys this time of year? What a waste.

re: #62 firebreather

"I teach Activism 101 at Berkeley...I encourage all students regardless of race, ethnicity, nationality or religion to engage in social-sexual experimentation, making love with one's surroundings & feeling wonderfully engaged with the trees & the bees & the leaves. I wear a long beard to show solidarity with the environment & the Palestinian cause. I like being intimate with animals & inanimate objects. I don't believe in clothing or other forms of oppression. I am firmly committed to overcoming the barriers that separate we humans from livestock. I am pro-Obama, pro-Islam, pro-environment, pro-recycling, and pro-infanticide; I am anti-corporate, anti-Republican, and anti-war under all circumstances."

--Berkeley Professor

Wow. They don't even try to hide it. They aren't pro-Peace, they are pro-infanticide. They aren't anti-War, they are on the other side.

Oh, and the like being intimate with animals. Peter Singer anyone? Yuck.

re: #77 Cap'n DOC

Hey man... that's her fault line!

Her sincerity is holding off plate tectonics.

re: #30 bosforus

We will not accept any form of slavery!
-Revolutionary Communist Party

We'll impose it on you instead, and laugh while we crack the whip.
/unspoken intention of the RCP

it looks like they killed that poor moonbat. the tree-dwelling species are very delicate... maybe it's just stunned.

re: #86 kirche

it looks like they killed that poor moonbat. the tree-dwelling species are very delicate... maybe it's just stunned.

It's not dead - it's just pinin'

Pinin'?

Pinin' for the fjords!

These peope are batshit crazy.

i love that picture.

it makes me think of my oldest son at MSU... i grill him on his rollercoaster grades and he confessed that the drinking and video games affect his performance. then i go into full-blown ranting lecture mode despite the fact i did the same thing.

but if my son's scholastic performance was moonbat related, i would be really worried. i wonder what that girls' parents think?

re: #64 pegcity

look who they cater to these days.

There election campaign hinges on 2 words, change and Hope.

and OIL! and yet - they still drive around in fancy SUVs.

Can't discern whether she bathes or not, but she appears to shave her pits.

Obviously not hard core.

#87 izzy dunne

beautiful plumage, the norwegian blue...

re: #52 madisonsfriend

Maybe she was drunk or stoned?

I know I've been drunk enough that I had to lay down spread eagle to keep the earth still, but it's been a while.

Hey Alouette !
What is a Cat D9 ?

Mmm... floor pie.

Asphalt Girl needs to wear white more. And stand in the sunlight.

re: #93 WalterMitty

I know I've been drunk enough that I had to lay down spread eagle to keep the earth still, but it's been a while.

Yes, I think it was the great Dean Martin who said "You're not drunk unless you can't lay on the ground without holding on".

re: #55 WriterMom

Perhaps you should bring her some food?

If you feed them, they'll follow you home and then they will NEVER want to leave.

They care for trees more then the lives of the Iraqi people? I don't get it. The logic fails me.

re: #83 Iron Fist

Wow. They don't even try to hide it. They aren't pro-Peace, they are pro-infanticide. They aren't anti-War, they are on the other side.

Oh, and the like being intimate with animals. Peter Singer anyone? Yuck.

Animals smell better. Plus, none of my dogs (I'm presently on numbers six and seven) ever spouted idiotic drivel as this "professor" did ("professing to being a fool all right!")

re: #25 firebreather

People who live in Berkeley tend to enjoy Chardonnay...people who drink Chardonnay tend to be highly educated (typically having a degree in one of the social sciences)...highly educated people who drink Chardonnay often live in Berkeley & are highly likely to vote for Obama...People who sip Chardonnay tend to be highly intelligent, discerning people who are wonderful, celestial beings who sit on cracks in the sidewalk to demonstrate a valid point...
/MSM-Academic "Logic"

I like two and a half buck Chuck chardonnay, is that wrong?

re: #87 Izzy Dunne

It's not dead - it's just pinin'

Pinin'?

Pinin' for the fjords!

Time to have her join "the choir invisible"!

re: #101 Clutch

I like two and a half buck Chuck chardonnay, is that wrong?

Too much of the "two-and-a-half-buck Chuck" makes you wanna upchuck.

/"...ain't no leavin' 'till we're heavin' - pukin' in the parkin' lot!"

re: #94 Teacake!

Hey Alouette !
What is a Cat D9 ?

I t'ink it's da critter whut sint St. Pancake to 'er glorree.

#99 conservochick

"They care for trees more then the lives of the Iraqi people? I don't get it. The logic fails me."

the trees are living symbols of the oppressed and occupied iraqi peoples; and peoples everywhere under the jackboot of amerikkka's fascist imperialism.

pretty straightforward stuff, you neoconswinewarpigbushitlerbrownshirtjesusfreak.

re: #83 Iron Fist

Wow. They don't even try to hide it. They aren't pro-Peace, they are pro-infanticide. They aren't anti-War, they are on the other side.

Oh, and the like being intimate with animals. Peter Singer anyone? Yuck.

Can somebody find this naked long-bearded weirdo and position him and his current Significant Livestock behind Obama at the next rally?

re: #106 infidelia

I think Post #62 was a joke...albeit one not too far off from the truth.

Does anyone remember seeing a story years ago about PETA-types who disrupted a bull fight?

10 or so of them hopped into the arena to be one with the bull, who was already ill-tempered because the matador had used a couple swords on him.

The matador goes over the wall because he's lost control...the bull huggers sit in a circle in the arena and join hands...and the bull pulls a Bugs Bunny and puts his nose to the ground and snow plows them all in an awesome display of how bull horns and Darwinism work.

I was never more proud of evolution than I was at that moment.

OT/ Subject: FIGHT

There I was, on my way to shop at Walmart. Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind - wasn't even on the horizon. I was in a great mood. And then - I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car (and you know how you just get sooo-stressed and "life-stuff" just seems to get funny?) Well, I could NOT believe it - he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well then, which one are you?"

And that's when the freakin' fight started .

Oooh she's cute.

/sarc

You have it all wrong. She is communing with asphalt. She loves petroleum products!

re: #80 Speller

excuse me
do you really think there are only 2 sides to this?!
I am conservative Catholic
the moonbats HATE me......as does your ilk

"a beer and a Big Mac "...yup & there is only a little mercury in them environmentally safe light bulbs what Pajama Media was hawking some time ago!
but.......& so......did they finally take these old trees down?

there are so many more angles to this than KOS / LGF.

Here we see one of these odd creatures, who, when forced to abandon her leafy abode, decides to get back in touch with the ground.

She was a tree hugger. Now she's an asphalt hugger.

Does that mean she's evolved?

where's a Hummer when you need one? and not the H3, the original big'un.......

Would I get banned if I made an "oldest prefession" joke?

Or if I didn't preview?

profession!

this one has Wizbang© Friday Photo Caption Contest written all over it....

re: #19 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Well, I will say this for her.

Nice boobs.

Must be from the yoga and tofu.

It doesn't take much to get a hippie chick on her back.

She is so cute I might even wear a Che shirt and not shower for a week to get her attention.

She does look pretty hot, but heaven only knows when last she had a shower.

Well she ain't neked in a tree, but check out the crack in her asphalt.

When i first saw this, i thought she was one of the people Barack threw under the bus.

I'd hit it.

So for those of you who were wondering about the case - there was kind of a mixed decision, basically the UC will probably be able to proceed but they need to do a few things. I have a bit more info and some links at the bottom of [Link: www.protestshooter.com...] if you're a real glutton for punishment (also more pictures).

The end of zombie's write-up: "Perhaps someone will bring me some food."

Nomination for rolling title!

re: #125 protestshooter

So for those of you who were wondering about the case - there was kind of a mixed decision, basically the UC will probably be able to proceed but they need to do a few things. I have a bit more info and some links at the bottom of [Link: www.protestshooter.com...] if you're a real glutton for punishment (also more pictures).

Oh, most of us weren't interested in the actual story! We were just admiring the, uhm, symmetry of the image and the, er, artistic posing and lighting composition and, uhm, well...you know...

re: #19 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Well, I will say this for her.

Nice boobs.

You know, if she wants to do one of those nude PETA anti-fur protests now that her tree is gone (and she's just got to be a PETA supporter), I wouldn't mind Charles posting a picture of that inn the near future.

For those of you lusting over this person and / or wondering about scents:

Her chosen stage name is:

"Dumpster Muffin."

You can read more about her at the cyberbears.org football forum.

She wouldn't lay in the sun on the pavement lvery ong where I live. Fried buns result very quickly.

re: #130 HDrepub

She wouldn't lay in the sun on the pavement lvery ong very long where I live. Fried buns result very quickly.

PIMF

She is HOT. I would hit it.

Here is video of Dumpster Muffin going balistic in her treetop perch.

Seems that she was living in a little box at the very top of a tree for 7 months!...Zombie must have come across her only moments after she finally came down...hence her strange comments about getting in touch with the ground.

7 months in a tree...damn she must have stunk!

Yikes!

What a nut.

7 months?!?!?

I can't sit in one place for 7 minutes without being bored out of mind!

I feel it’s important to be in touch with the ground at this time. Perhaps someone will bring me some food.

I feel it’s important to be in touch with the ground at this time. Perhaps someone will bring me some food.

How can they be in touch with the ground when they are lying on asphalt?

Maybe Boobs Not Bombs will recruit her. Lord knows, they could use one like her.

From Zombie's blog:

Note the hard-hats the cops are wearing — they were forced to put them on because earlier in the day the tree-sitters were pelting the police with human feces and bits of garbage. Luckily, I missed that part.

Well Charles, I don't know if I believe in evolution but it looks like there is no disputing devolution: these moonbats have devolved back into feces flinging apes swinging from the trees.

Howler monkey moonbats.

re: #133 Ringo the Gringo

Dude, watching that all I could hear in my head was the hunter-guy off Jurassic Park screaming "SHOOT HER! SHOOT HERRRR!" in the British accent... LOL

re: #134 Ringo the Gringo

7 months in a tree...damn she must have stunk!

Yikes!

What a nut.

They actually have a utility pole they use to go in and out - sometimes there's just one or two people up there.

re: #70 nyc redneck

sadly she looks like the rachel corrie type. naive, gullible, overly emotional.
too stupid to think of her own safety.
where are her parents? oh they're probably still in the tree.

I just looked at this again and you are so correct ...

she looks like rachel corrie (pre-pancake, if you know what I mean)

ProtestShooter has video. I will post it in a spin off link.

*click here*

re: #133 Ringo the Gringo

Here is video of Dumpster Muffin going balistic in her treetop perch.

Seems that she was living in a little box at the very top of a tree for 7 months!...Zombie must have come across her only moments after she finally came down...hence her strange comments about getting in touch with the ground.

Great! Thanks. I updated my follow-up post with the video link you found.

Great job!

re: #143 ratherdashing

ProtestShooter has video. I will post it in a spin off link.

*click here*

OMG...brats on parade. These freaks are their own punishment.