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Wed, Jun 25, 2008 at 10:04:56 pm PDT

If you want to “get in touch with your feelings,” fine, talk to yourself. We all do. But if you want to communicate with another thinking human being, get in touch with your thoughts.

William Safire

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1 wolfie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:06:34pm

Open sesame!

2 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:06:43pm
3 Dan G.  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:06:54pm

Yet another nice quote, Charles.

4 DistantThunder  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:08:19pm

Liberals have fried their brains - all that's left are feelings, and impulses, and fears.

5 Salem  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:10:35pm

Yay! an open thread! We can talk about EVOLUTION!

6 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:11:13pm

re: #5 Salem
You are an evil, evil man. But funny! LOL!

7 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:12:24pm

Hey I could use a little cash, anyone out there want to bet on Obama's being born in Hawaii? I say he was and will lay even odds against those who say he wasn't.

8 hulkster  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:12:38pm

Reminds me of "Deep Thoughts" from Saturday Night Live ... ;-)

9 Racer X  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:12:54pm
But if you want to communicate with another thinking human being, get in touch with your thoughts.


*sticks finger in ear*

10 Dan G.  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:12:57pm

re: #4 DistantThunder

Liberals Leftists have fried their brains - all that's left are feelings, and impulses, and fears.

Fixed that for ya.

11 Shug  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:12:59pm

I predict a touchy feely thread

12 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:14:07pm

re: #11 Shug Hey Shug, how are ya doing tonight?

13 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:14:12pm

re: #11 Shug

I predict a touchy feely thread

Pull my finger! Is that touchy enough?

14 Salem  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:14:24pm

re: #6 realwest

You are an evil, evil man. But funny! LOL!

Well, we know more about Evolution than Obama, and the islamic rascals are always courteous enough to let us know when we've ignored them too long anyway, so there is the practical aspect of it.

15 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:15:22pm

OK, since this is an open thread, I'll repost this just once, then never again!

I’m Pro-Zombie and I Vote: our new mascot

This is NOT a picture of me. Nor is it a picture by me. It’s actually a real picture of a protester at a “zombie walk” in Seattle taken by fellow citizen journalist Byron Dazey. I just thought it was so appropriate for zomblog that I’m inaugurating Mr. “I’m Pro-Zombie and I Vote” here as the new zomblog mascot! I’m also sticking a miniature version of him permanently over in the sidebar. (Temporarily permanently, at least.)

I have no idea yet for what purpose I’ll ever use this photo (other than posting it here), but perhaps one day it will be exactly what I need. Until then: if anyone else has a reason to download and use this photo (or the mini version to the right), go right ahead (and credit should go to “Byron Dazey,” not me).

Welcome to our new mascot!

And a question for everyone to ponder: Are you pro-zombie, and do you vote?

16 Salem  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:15:31pm

Life can hurt. Try not to dwell on that part of it.

17 Racer X  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:16:24pm

re: #7 realwest

Hey I could use a little cash, anyone out there want to bet on Obama's being born in Hawaii? I say he was and will lay even odds against those who say he wasn't.

Hiya RW!

My theory is Hillary wants the VP slot, and if Barry fails to name her by the end of next week, look for some more dirt. This birth certificate thing may be a part of that.

18 itellu3times  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:16:46pm

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
Another
Evolving Day!

19 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:16:46pm

re: #7 realwest

Hey I could use a little cash, anyone out there want to bet on Obama's being born in Hawaii? I say he was and will lay even odds against those who say he wasn't.

I thought that was put to bed, then I read this from American Thinker.

Obama's anti-smear site relies on a phony document

For some time now Just One Minute's commenter jmh, Polarik at Townhall and others have examined the "birth certificate" for Obama published on the Daily Kos site as well as the site Obama has established to respond to the "smears" against him.

The documents are not identical and seem obviously phony.

I guess I back in the agnostic camp on BHO birth. How hard is it to get a FOIA on a birth record in Honolulu?

20 rawmuse  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:18:10pm

It would be OK with me if some of these damn fires in CA. were out. The air is getting bad. I am not getting my exercise. Eyes burn, throat scratches.

/bitching mode off.

21 Syrah  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:18:24pm

Hmmm. . . A loose thread to pull?

22 wolfie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:18:50pm

re: #7 realwest

Hey I could use a little cash, anyone out there want to bet on Obama's being born in Hawaii? I say he was and will lay even odds against those who say he wasn't.

No bet from me!
My own guess is that his parents were not married. If so, I see no reason why it should be made public. In fact, I'd rather it weren't.

23 Shug  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:19:00pm

re: #12 realwest

Good. Hope you are the same
you're up early aren't ya?

or is it late ?

24 itellu3times  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:20:13pm

re: #23 Shug

time be time

25 Shug  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:20:21pm

re: #15 zombie

OK, since this is an open thread, I'll repost this just once, then never again!

I’m Pro-Zombie and I Vote: our new mascot


zombie I assumed you were the Zodiac killer lookalike in the upper right corner.

guess not

26 Racer X  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:20:21pm
27 FlakMusic  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:20:44pm

SCOTUS will deliver it's decision on the Heller case on Weds. From what little I've read about the arguments, it sounds like Kennedy will come down on the right side of this one.

Anyone have a read on what's likely to happen?

28 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:20:50pm

re: #20 rawmuse

It would be OK with me if some of these damn fires in CA. were out. The air is getting bad. I am not getting my exercise. Eyes burn, throat scratches.

/bitching mode off.

Did you see the sun this afternoon and evening? Deep, dark red. Even though it was still high in the sky.

Every time I open a window or a door, I am struck physically by the strong smell of smoke and burning. But the nearest fire is dozens of miles away!

It seems all of Nothern California is under a thick pall of smoke. It's very apocalyptic.

29 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:20:53pm

re: #22 wolfie

No bet from me!
My own guess is that his parents were not married. If so, I see no reason why it should be made public. In fact, I'd rather it weren't.

OHMYGOD! Are you saying BHO might be a.... a... BASTARD!

Heck, I already know he's a commie bastard!

30 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:20:55pm

Where do thoughts come from?

31 Cognito  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:21:27pm

Ah, Safire.

Who does that fella work for, again?

32 pat  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:21:45pm

re: #30 So?

Around my office, no where.

33 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:22:13pm

re: #17 Racer X
Hey my friend - uh, since you're a pal, lemme give you a tip - DO NOT bet the ranch on Obama's not having been born in Hawaii - I think this Certificate of Live Birth is just something to give all of us Obamahaters something to chew on, with no sustinence to be gained by it.

34 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:22:36pm

re: #32 pat

Around my office, no where.

Thoughts do come from nowhere. Imagine that.

35 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:22:42pm

re: #15 zombie

OK, I'm lost. What exactly (aside from your works) could someone possibly mean by being "Pro-zombie"?

/that he votes is quite frightening in itself

36 mattm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:22:44pm

re: #17 Racer X

Hiya RW!

My theory is Hillary wants the VP slot, and if Barry fails to name her by the end of next week, look for some more dirt. This birth certificate thing may be a part of that.

I don't think the Clinton's are done yet. I wouldn't be surprised if they have more dirt about Trinity or some other radical connection.

37 wolfie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:23:03pm

re: #29 jcm

No, no, no! BLASPHEMY!
He's a commie love child!

38 rawmuse  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:24:13pm

re: #28 zombie

Yeah, I normally run, but I can't take it in this smoke.
Treadmill indoors only.

39 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:24:17pm

re: #27 FlakMusic

SCOTUS will deliver it's decision on the Heller case on Weds. From what little I've read about the arguments, it sounds like Kennedy will come down on the right side of this one.

Anyone have a read on what's likely to happen?

My read is the DC Ban is struck down, the right to keep and bear arms will be affirmed as an individual right. However what will not be addressed is the definition of "reasonable restriction" striking the DC ban will mean blanket bans are out. So IL, NY and other restrictive state will have to modify there laws. Concealed carry, and "assault weapons" will not be addressed.

My reading of the tea leaves only.

40 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:24:33pm

re: #14 Salem Well, of course there is that practical aspect of it.
But - if ya don't mind - I'd like to elaborate on your first sentence: "Well, we know more about Evolution than Obama does, and we know more about Evolution than we do about Obama himself."
Hope you don't mind!

41 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:24:37pm

pro-zombie = those who love that great movie where a man wrapped up in bandages with his arms spread out walks around aimlessly

42 rawmuse  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:24:42pm

re: #30 So?

Dirty minds.

43 Racer X  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:24:59pm

re: #33 realwest

LOL!

Not betting. I think you (and Pat) are right - the birth certificate thing is an intentional distraction. I still see Hillary playing one last MAJOR card unless she is named VP.

44 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:25:26pm

re: #41 So?

That's worthy of a sign?

45 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:25:53pm

re: #37 wolfie

No, no, no! BLASPHEMY!
He's a commie love child!

Love Child!

46 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:26:33pm

re: #30 So?

Where do thoughts come from?

Chemical reactions between brain cell synapses?

47 Millertime33  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:26:36pm

re: #17 Racer X


My theory is Hillary wants the VP slot, and if Barry fails to name her by the end of next week, look for some more dirt. This birth certificate thing may be a part of that.

I think her openness for VP was just a clever play to help maintain some resentment from her supporters when he passes her over. My money is on the Clintons providing an October surprise to sabotage Obama. You certainly didn't see them trying to help Kerry out so this cycle would be clear for her, and I don't think there's enough room in the White House for Clinton's and Obama's collective egos...

48 Shug  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:27:52pm

I just watched the TiVo of that baby borrower show on Fox. It was pretty well done. They take overweight 18 yr old girls who want a baby and their timid boyfriends who don't know what the Hell they want and give them infants for 3 days.

This ought to be required of every teenager in America

condom sales would skyrocket.

49 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:28:35pm

re: #19 jcm Well, iirc, LGFer Pat lives in Hawaii and has said that it may well be a forgery too; but I've also read that the Hawaiian department which maintains birth records won't give them out to anyone - even with a FOIA request - except to the person so born in said certificate.
I still think it's bullshit just to pull us off the scent of much more likely and probably skullduggery at Obama's place.

50 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:28:46pm

re: #35 AZfederalist

OK, I'm lost. What exactly (aside from your works) could someone possibly mean by being "Pro-zombie"?

/that he votes is quite frightening in itself

Click on the link provided in the caption to get the full context of the original photo.

He's a fan of movie-style zombies, apparently.

51 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:29:02pm

re: #47 Millertime33

Regardless of who is pulling Obama's ropes (they're too obvious and thick to be strings), there is no way he is going to pick Hillary as VP. Even he is not *that* stupid -- he knows she wants the #1 spot and will do whatever is necessary to get there. I sure wouldn't want to be the owner of the one heartbeat that would stand between her and the presidency -- I can't imagine BHO would either.

52 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:29:21pm

re: #48 Shug

I just watched the TiVo of that baby borrower show on Fox. It was pretty well done. They take overweight 18 yr old girls who want a baby and their timid boyfriends who don't know what the Hell they want and give them infants for 3 days.

This ought to be required of every teenager in America

condom sales would skyrocket.

I'll give 'em mine ( / ) boys 3 and 4 very active, and an 18 month old girl. That'll cure 'em.

53 Edouard  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:30:18pm

Tonight's musical interlude: the next stage of evolution!

We Are the Robots

/I dig Ralf und Florian

54 wolfie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:30:52pm

re: #47 Millertime33

I agree. I don't see either one of them being that interested in the so-called "dream ticket."

55 Meremortal  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:30:55pm

I find it surprising that no Hawaiian has posted their Certificate of Birth to help us all do a comparison. C'mon Hawaiians, help us out!

56 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:30:58pm

re: #49 realwest

Well, iirc, LGFer Pat lives in Hawaii and has said that it may well be a forgery too; but I've also read that the Hawaiian department which maintains birth records won't give them out to anyone - even with a FOIA request - except to the person so born in said certificate.
I still think it's bullshit just to pull us off the scent of much more likely and probably skullduggery at Obama's place.

Since natural born citizenship is a Constitutional requirement. What are the checks in place to verify that aspect of a candidates eligibility?

I have no clue on that one.

57 Syrah  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:31:21pm

re: #48 Shug

I don't have a TV. I have never heard of this show that you mention.

Why the necessity for the 18 y.o. girls to be overweight? Or was that just an inadvertent reflection of the overall obesity problem in the states?

58 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:31:32pm

re: #50 zombie

OK, that is just plain weird.

59 buddyg  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:31:51pm

re: #48 Shug

[baby borrower] ought to be required of every teenager in America




Oh yeah, puts sex in a whole different perspective.

60 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:32:50pm

re: #41 So?

pro-zombie = those who love that great movie where a man wrapped up in bandages with his arms spread out walks around aimlessly

No, that's The Mummy, not zombie.

Mummies are from Egypt. Zombies are from Haiti.

Big difference!

Also, mummies has bandages -- zombie just regular clothes.

Got to keep our movie monsters straight!

61 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:33:17pm

re: #56 jcm

Since natural born citizenship is a Constitutional requirement. What are the checks in place to verify that aspect of a candidates eligibility?

I have no clue on that one.

That's what is quite confusing about this. It would seem that somewhere: in his run for Illinois state, or federal office, BHO would have had to provide a copy of his Birth Certificate to validate his qualifications to run. That application should be public record.

62 mikeymom  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:33:43pm

hi all--what do you all think the october surprise will be? what could be lurking in obamas closet?

63 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:33:47pm

re: #59 buddyg

Oh yeah, puts sex in a whole different perspective.

Yeah, sex ed talks about STDs etc... not much about the 24/7/364, 18 year duty that comes along.

64 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:34:09pm

re: #39 jcm
I hope you're right, but my "guess" is that SCOTUS will rule on this very, very narrowly and simply rule on the D.C. ordinance and NOT go to the right to keep and bear arms as an individual right.
SCOTUS had one other case similar to this one, oh probably 60 years or so ago and iirc from my Constitutonal Law class that case too ruled very strictly on the issue of the law or regulation at hand, not an all out affirmation of the individual's right to keep and bear arms.

65 Shug  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:34:20pm

re: #57 Syrah


they all seemed chubby. just an observation.

66 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:34:40pm

re: #63 jcm

So, how do you manage one day off?

67 Millertime33  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:34:54pm

re: #56 jcm

Since natural born citizenship is a Constitutional requirement. What are the checks in place to verify that aspect of a candidates eligibility?

I have no clue on that one.

I'm sure the MSM will investigate and report shortly...

68 BuddyG  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:34:57pm

re: #63 jcm

Yeah, sex ed talks about STDs etc... not much about the 24/7/364, 18 year duty that comes along.

You ain't lived 'til ya been pis*sed on, sh*t on, and puked on all in the same day.

69 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:35:20pm

re: #46 jcm

Chemical reactions between brain cell synapses?

Those are only chemical reactions, they do produce thinking.
Ask any neurologist. They do not know what causes thinking or awareness.

70 Shug  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:35:27pm

re: #63 jcm

Yeah, sex ed talks about STDs etc... not much about the 24/7/364, 18 year duty that comes along.

You get off easy with AIDS

/ currently living with a colicky 5 week old

71 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:35:27pm

re: #62 mikeymom

hi all--what do you all think the october surprise will be? what could be lurking in obamas closet?

The October Surprise will be my "Obama Rumor" page. It will contain ALL the skeletons in his closet. No escape.

/Mummies, zombies, skeletons -- what next, vampires?

72 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:36:15pm

re: #71 zombie


/Mummies, zombies, skeletons -- what next, vampires?

NO! We will not discuss Britney Spears on this blog!

73 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:36:22pm

re: #60 zombie

No, that's The Mummy, not zombie.

Mummies are from Egypt. Zombies are from Haiti.

Big difference!

Also, mummies has bandages -- zombie just regular clothes.

Got to keep our movie monsters straight!

My apologies, it was The Mummy. Scared me as a child.

74 mikeymom  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:36:41pm

re: #70 Shug

hate to say imy youngest had colic for 9 months

75 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:37:08pm

re: #61 AZfederalist

That's what is quite confusing about this. It would seem that somewhere: in his run for Illinois state, or federal office, BHO would have had to provide a copy of his Birth Certificate to validate his qualifications to run. That application should be public record.

Most State leg positions don't require natural born citizenship, only POTUS. Even the chair of JCS doesn't have that requirement, Gen. John M. Shalikashvil was Polish born IIRC.

76 Syrah  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:37:10pm

re: #65 Shug

Ah. . .

Sometimes I think that my not having a TV leaves me a bit "disconnected" from popular cultural references.

77 mikeymom  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:37:27pm

re: #71 zombie

ohhhh you tease!cant wait!

78 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:37:28pm

"My Mummy was a Zombie" would make for a great new hollywood classic.

79 Salem  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:37:46pm

re: #40 realwest

Well, of course there is that practical aspect of it.
But - if ya don't mind - I'd like to elaborate on your first sentence: "Well, we know more about Evolution than Obama does, and we know more about Evolution than we do about Obama himself."
Hope you don't mind!

Well, hopefully we're learning more about both here. :D

80 Racer X  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:37:51pm

re: #62 mikeymom

hi all--what do you all think the october surprise will be? what could be lurking in obamas closet?

Gay lover?
Dead bodies?
Fake citizenship?

I don't think the left will mind any of these things - they will still vote for him.

Now if he sprouts wings and flies back to his home planet.....

81 rawmuse  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:37:57pm

re: #64 realwest

If the outcome is anything less than a complete overturning of the current DC law (handgun ban) then the momentum will continue in to the next administration, and I think we will see more banning of many types of firearms.

So, get 'em while ye may.

82 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:38:49pm

re: #66 AZfederalist

So, how do you manage one day off?

Day off? What's that? 3 year old just woke up is snuggling with me on the couch.

83 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:39:37pm

re: #75 jcm

I understand that natural born is not a requirement for some offices, but there are certain age requirements, seems like that would require some proof of age.

84 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:40:35pm

re: #70 Shug

You get off easy with AIDS

/ currently living with a colicky 5 week old

Our colicky one like lying face down on a forearm head snuggled in the crook of the arm, and the back being slowly patted.

85 neocon hippie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:40:59pm

I wonder what Charles will have to say tomorrow in response to the American Thinker piece. My guess is that his citizenship isn't in question but that he's a bastard and/or the first name on the real birth certificate is Barry. And subjecting the offered record of his birth to the highest scrutiny doesn't take away from investigating every other facet of his life.

86 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:41:13pm

re: #83 AZfederalist

I understand that natural born is not a requirement for some offices, but there are certain age requirements, seems like that would require some proof of age.

Tis' a head scratcher, one we the citizens have a right to know.

87 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:41:15pm

re: #82 jcm

Check your original posting: "24/7/364"

What did you do with #365?

88 mikeymom  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:41:22pm

re: #82 jcm

awwww ill take over if ya want--( im dying to be a grandma(

89 victor_yugo  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:41:32pm

re: #75 jcm

Not sure about his birthplace, but "Shalikashvili" is Georgian.

90 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:41:34pm

re: #43 Racer X Well I haven't yet ruled out Hillary as the Dem POTUS nominee - really. I could plead her case pretty well:
a) she has won more of the popular vote than has Obama (albeit by a slight margin);
b) she has won more "heavy" electoral states (California, New York, New Jersey, Texas, Florida, Ohio and Michigan [it wasn't her fault that Obama didn't even bother to put his name on the Michigan ballot] than has Obama; and
c) she'd be more electable in the general election than would Obama who is already pissing off his base by trying to move to the center.
I woulnd't count Hillary out just yet; saw her on TV when she walked back into the US Senate and the Senate Dem's gave her two standing ovations for just showing up and she fairly pointedly ignored Dodd and Kerry.

91 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:42:19pm

re: #78 So?

"My Mummy was a Zombie" would make for a great new hollywood classic.

LOL!

I think they could also create a combo zombie-mummy: a real Haitian zombie gets transported to Egypt, gets buried while in a state of zombiehood, but wrapped in bandages like a Pharaonic corpse, and then emerges centuries later from the tomb to wreak havoc -- a zombie mummy!

92 rightwingva  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:42:48pm

Apes Deserve Human Rights, Spanish Leaders Say
Thank God for that. Now, if they can just get their little paws on a computer, they can add to the "debate" here. "This is a historic day in the struggle for animal rights and in defense of our evolutionary comrades, which will doubtless go down in the history of humanity..."

I can't tell you how funny this is to me in so many ways.

Night.

93 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:43:31pm

re: #61 AZfederalist

Pretty sure he'd need it for his passport, too. I did.

94 Racer X  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:43:32pm

re: #90 realwest

The fun is not over yet.

Denver '08!

95 mikeymom  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:44:05pm

hey real-how did your drs visit go? did you kick butt?

96 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:44:28pm

re: #92 rightwingva

Apes Deserve Human Rights, Spanish Leaders Say
Thank God for that. Now, if they can just get their little paws on a computer, they can add to the "debate" here. "This is a historic day in the struggle for animal rights and in defense of our evolutionary comrades, which will doubtless go down in the history of humanity..."

I can't tell you how funny this is to me in so many ways.

Night.

This could be a big advance. Think of all the new Shakespearean plays that will get written by all those newly emancipated chimps pounding away at their typewriters!

97 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:44:30pm

re: #69 So?

Those are only chemical reactions, they do produce thinking.
Ask any neurologist. They do not know what causes thinking or awareness.

Okay, I am pulling your chain a bit on that one.

I a pretty fundamentalist Christian. But I also have a B.S. in Bio-Chem, lots of biology, chemistry and genetics.

I repost what I've said in the past.

In all this and long prior to all the discussions here. I came to a few conclusions.

1) I believe the Bible is the Word of God, accurate and internally consistent as a spiritual text.

2) The physical evidence that science discovers, is what it is.

3) If my spiritual beliefs, and scriptures are what I believe them to be. Then God would not falsify, or place misleading material in nature.

That leaves only one place to go. That when there appears to be a disconnect with scripture and science. It is not scripture that needs to be questioned, or the science either. But our human interpretations of scripture and evidence. We get so wrapped up in OUR interpretations, that we cease to seek God and the truth.

98 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:45:21pm

re: #87 AZfederalist

Check your original posting: "24/7/364"

What did you do with #365?

The beer, I'll blame the beer. I had a beer after the kids went down, being a lite weight I've got a buzz on.

99 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:47:18pm

re: #92 rightwingva

Apes Deserve Human Rights, Spanish Leaders Say
Thank God for that. Now, if they can just get their little paws on a computer, they can add to the "debate" here. "This is a historic day in the struggle for animal rights and in defense of our evolutionary comrades, which will doubtless go down in the history of humanity..."

I can't tell you how funny this is to me in so many ways.

I'm not quite sure they've thought this all the way through.

If apres really are to receive full human rights, then they should be allowed to get married to humans...to vote in Spanish elections...to get unemployment benefits...to serve on juries...etc.

Spain will suddenly become the most interesting country in the world!

100 victor_yugo  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:47:57pm

re: #97 jcm

when there appears to be a disconnect with scripture and science. It is not scripture that needs to be questioned, or the science either.

It's just proof that God has a sense of humor, after all.

101 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:48:55pm

apres = apes

I should hire one of those chimps as a proofreader.

102 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:49:04pm

re: #91 zombie

LOL!

I think they could also create a combo zombie-mummy: a real Haitian zombie gets transported to Egypt, gets buried while in a state of zombiehood, but wrapped in bandages like a Pharaonic corpse, and then emerges centuries later from the tomb to wreak havoc -- a zombie mummy!

Let's call Speilberg! I got him on the phone...you do the pitch.

103 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:49:23pm

re: #89 victor_yugo
Hey now, y'all have to be kidding me, no way that young boy is from Georgia! Nope, no way no how!
;')'

104 wolfie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:49:54pm

re: #99 zombie

Best of all the Spaniards can replace Zapatero with an ape, which would be a considerable improvement!

105 AZfederalist  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:49:55pm

re: #99 zombie

then they should be allowed to get married to humans...to vote in Spanish elections...to get unemployment benefits...to serve on juries...etc.

Given their recent elections, how do we know the apes aren't already voting?

106 victor_yugo  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:50:14pm

re: #92 rightwingva

Apes Deserve Human Rights, Spanish Leaders Say

But nothing about cattle.

If they're trying to prove to me that they are leaving their cruel ways behind, they're failing miserably.

107 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:50:31pm

re: #102 So?

Let's call Speilberg! I got him on the phone...you do the pitch.

Does he climb the Great Pyramid of Giza and try to swat helicopters?

108 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:50:31pm

re: #99 zombie

I'm not quite sure they've thought this all the way through.

If apres really are to receive full human rights, then they should be allowed to get married to humans...to vote in Spanish elections...to get unemployment benefits...to serve on juries...etc.

Spain will suddenly become the most interesting country in the world!

Apes vs. our current congress.....

Let me think......

109 wolfie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:51:11pm

Didn't some city in Brazil elect a pig as mayor several years ago?

110 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:52:05pm

I think this calls for:

I Wanna Be Like You -- Jungle Book

Dig it!

111 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:52:28pm

re: #109 wolfie

Didn't some city in Brazil elect a pig as mayor several years ago?

which only goes to show most politicians are oink oink

112 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:53:16pm

re: #95 mikeymom
Hey hi {mikeymom} - nope didn't have to; either I misunderstood him or he didn't make himself clear but we are both on the same page now and that's a very good thing indeed!
Thanks for asking !(wonders at the ability of mikemom to remember little things like that!).

113 victor_yugo  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:53:40pm

re: #104 wolfie

Best of all the Spaniards can replace Zapatero with an ape, which would be a considerable improvement!

I just thought of something.

"Zapatero" means "cobbler."

Does that mean Spain is being led by the Manolo?

114 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:53:44pm

re: #110 zombie

I think this calls for:

I Wanna Be Like You -- Jungle Book

Dig it!

I think we descended from Louis Prima singing apes.

115 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:53:46pm

File in the let's not do this again file.

Man throws flare in mole hole, ignites neighbor's house

VANCOUVER, Wash. - Paging groundskeeper Carl -- don’t try road flares to kill the varmints.

That’s what Vancouver Fire crews said lit up a single-wide trailer Monday at the Vancouver Mobile Terrace on E. Fourth Plain.

According to spokesman Jim Flaherty, a neighbor was trying to drop a flare down a mole hole when it ignited 91-year-old Irma Childers’ home.

Flames crept up through the metal skirting and the wall of the 1968 structure, and neighbors were able to control the fire until crews arrived.

The parks’ manager was also able to get inside and lead Childers to safety, crews said. She was unhurt.

“Without a doubt, in my 26 years it was pretty unique,” Flaherty said.

Crews were able to knock down the fire in about 20 minutes and prevent it from spreading to three nearby units.

There was no word on if the mole was harmed.

116 wolfie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:54:44pm

I wonder what pigs call pork.
I mean duly elected pigs buying votes.

117 Salem  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:54:49pm

Someday, man will develop the technology to evolve instantly! You're swept away by a flood--you develop gills and fins. You don't have anything exciting to do before that motley Cue concert next month?--hibernate like a bear. Can't afford to be passed up for that promotion?--turn into a ravenous velociraptor and maul that good-for-nothing pasty-faced toady Jerry who you just know is someone's relative. And just what the hell does he do in the copy-room all that time, anyway? Mewling cur! *CHOMP*

It'll be like one of those appalling Anime cartoons that the kids seem to like so much.

118 wolfie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:55:35pm

re: #113 victor_yugo

I just thought of something.

"Zapatero" means "cobbler."

Does that mean Spain is being led by the Manolo?

If only !

119 So?  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:55:42pm

re: #116 wolfie

I wonder what pigs call pork.
I mean duly elected pigs buying votes.

If this were the 60s I'd say ask your local cops.

120 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:56:54pm

re: #115 jcm
a) thank the Lord it wasn't a double-wide and
b) guarntee the mole wasn't harmed at all!

121 mikeymom  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:56:57pm

re: #112 realwest

well, i was on yesterday when you were leaving to go to drs--i can remember stuff for 1 day--lol--glad you got things worked out--we need you around here ya know--hugs-

122 rawmuse  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:57:58pm

re: #114 So?

I think we descended from Louis Prima singing apes.

I know Louies' kids.

123 jcm  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:58:19pm

Considering the Heller decision tomorrow.

"Americans have the right and advantage of being armed - unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms."
James Madison

"Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed; as they are in almost every kingdom of Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword; because the whole body of the people are armed, and constitute a force superior to any bands of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States"
Noah Webster

"To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms, and be taught alike especially when young, how to use them." Richard Henry Lee

"Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? Where is the difference between having our arms in possession and under our direction, and having them under the management of Congress? If our defense be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety, or equal safety to us, as in our own hands?"
Patrick Henry

LIFE
LIBERTY
PROPERTY

Good night lizards.

124 realwest  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:59:09pm

Well all y'all it's been grand as usual, but I gotta get some sleep right now!
Hope you all have a GREAT EVENING/EARLY MORNING and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

Goodnight all.

125 rawmuse  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 10:59:16pm

re: #123 jcm

I'm keeping mine. And maybe getting more.
Period.

126 mikeymom  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:00:00pm

hey real--i also remember a while back you asking about type 2 diabetes--did you get info?

127 buddyg  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:00:00pm

What the hell is wrong with San Franciscso ?

[Link: www.iht.com...]

128 pat  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:01:55pm

re: #99 zombie

Must be a Spanish attempt to make apes and pigs equal to Muslims.

129 victor_yugo  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:01:58pm

re: #127 buddyg

What the hell is wrong with San Francisco?

Asked and answered.

130 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:02:04pm

re: #127 buddyg

What the hell is wrong with San Franciscso ?

[Link: www.iht.com...]

That's just a stupid stunt that for some reason is getting international coverage. Stuff like that happens five or six times a day around here. Not sure what caused this particular bit of stupidity to get all the attention.

131 buddyg  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:02:37pm

re: #130 zombie

I guess it's just fun to make fun of the left coast.

132 redc1c4  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:04:13pm

re: #19 jcm

I guess I back in the agnostic camp on BHO birth. How hard is it to get a FOIA on a birth record in Honolulu?

maybe that depends on how long it takes to doctor the records?

not buying the story, per se, 'm just sayin...... %-)

133 pat  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:05:21pm

re: #123 jcm

I think that Justice Senile has been fed too many candies by Justice Ginsbat. They will destroy this Constitutional promise like they did the 1, 5, 10, 11 Amendments. Nazi Germany knows best according to Breyer.

134 Typicalwhitey  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:05:48pm

re: #120 realwest

a) thank the Lord it wasn't a double-wide and
b) guarntee the mole wasn't harmed at all!

Hey realwest how are you tonight?

The Left are eating their own!

This thread is simply delicious!

135 buddyg  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:05:57pm

McCain humor :

136 redc1c4  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:06:49pm

re: #60 zombie

No, that's The Mummy, not zombie.

Mummies are from Egypt. Zombies are from Haiti.

Big difference!

Also, mummies has bandages -- zombie just regular clothes.

Got to keep our movie monsters straight!

yes, but since zombies live on brains, you couldn't possibly survive in the Bay Area...... there isn't enough forage for you to live on.

/white smoke %-)

137 rawmuse  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:07:40pm

re: #131 buddyg

I guess it's just fun to make fun of the left coast.

Is not!

Hey, Zombie, 2 of the tree sitters just came down. Wonder if it was Dumpster Muffin.

138 Typicalwhitey  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:07:47pm

re: #135 buddyg

That was funny!

139 mikeymom  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:08:46pm

hubby and i visited san fran 30 yrs ago--he was on a biz trip--i trailed along--we were amazed at the beauty of the city and the friendliness of the people- while he was in meetings all day, i went sightseeing by myself--got lost a few times and was not afraid to ask for help--(as opposed to nyc where we lived near at the time)--i know times have changed--glad we saw it when we did-

140 buddyg  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:08:53pm

re: #138 Typicalwhitey

Thanks, I thought it was funny too. Although I never did like Madonna.

141 rightwingva  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:09:52pm

OK, I really have to go to bed, but I am going to leave you with one image of the world's biggest ass .

Does that translate as "Vote for Obama or Die!"? Does that mean that if I don't vote for Obamassiah, I die? Or if a certain group doesn't vote for Obama, they will die? Every day that I think to myself 'I am not voting for McCain', the Left gives me one more reason to go into the booth and pull the R lever.

142 buddyg  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:11:14pm

It's time to sleep. G'nite everyone.

[Link: img.dailymail.co.uk...]

143 redc1c4  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:15:42pm

re: #69 So?

Those are only chemical reactions, they do produce thinking.
Ask any neurologist. They do not know what causes thinking or awareness.

try thinking without them

/not arguing, i'm jes sayin..... %-)

144 zombie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:16:36pm

re: #135 buddyg

McCain humor :

[Link: youtube.com...]

Hillarious!

145 Dustyvet  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:17:01pm

re: #55 Meremortal

I find it surprising that no Hawaiian has posted their Certificate of Birth to help us all do a comparison. C'mon Hawaiians, help us out!

"How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"

146 Fenway_Nation  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:20:35pm

Blargh! What's the hallowed halls of our scaly reptiallian inner sanctum doing displaying a banner ad featuring AL GORE!?!?

I'll need to dig up last year's Bettie Paige claendar to try and bleach away the image of that smug, self-righteous charlatan from......DAMN IT!

YAAARGH!

/Howard Dean

147 aussiemagpie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:24:40pm

G'day from Down Under to {everyone}

It's a lovely sunny ,cool winter's afternoon here in Sydney - summer is only 5 months away!

Here's a story from our north

A crocodile walked into a bar.......

A CROC walked into a Territory pub for a quiet Sunday eve brew.

Gallery: Crazy crocs doing their thing.

And the male saltie nearly made it to the bar too -- but was bailed up by three punters in the car park of the tavern in Darwin's rural area last Sunday night.

The Territory's most feared icon was then wrestled in to Noonamah Tavern for a couple of happy snaps with the locals and tourists.

Noonamah Tavern barmaid Sarah Sparre, 22, said the toothy visitor was a momentary diversion from general beer swilling.

"It's not every day you see something like that,'' she said.

The 60cm beast (pictured above on the bar) was then subdued and the authorities called.

"The blokes taped the mouth up and put it in a chips box - it was put on the ground in the corner,'' Ms Sparre said.

By the time Parks and Wildlife came an half hour later, the locals were back to the business at hand -- wetting the whiskers

It's a little cutie too

148 Pawn of the Oppressor  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:26:40pm

re: #62 mikeymom

hi all--what do you all think the october surprise will be? what could be lurking in obamas closet?


- His old Communist Party membership card
- A picture of Michelle screaming and burning an American flag

Heck with it, he could get up on stage and shoot a puppy for sport and it would be excused somehow. I don't think it's possible for this guy to be any more of a revolting Marxist than he already is, and people are falling all over themselves for the chance to touch his robes.

149 itellu3times  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:27:35pm

re: #92 rightwingva

Apes Deserve Human Rights, Spanish Leaders Say

Must be a translation problem, surely apes deserve ape rights.

150 Salem  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:30:15pm

re: #99 zombie

I'm not quite sure they've thought this all the way through.

If apres really are to receive full human rights, then they should be allowed to get married to humans...to vote in Spanish elections...to get unemployment benefits...to serve on juries...etc.

Spain will suddenly become the most interesting country in the world!

If we can't even learn from that last Planet of the Apes movie, then what hope do we have?

Well, you know, not the most recent one, the Tim Burton one, the one before with all the apes wearing jump-suits, and people keep them as pets, or slave labor, or whatever because all the cats and dogs died in a plague and, I don't think Charlton Heston was in it... Hmmm. Well, long story short-- the apes get smart and rise up and-...

Come to think of it, that's the one most people skipped, I mean the premise had really played out by that point, am I wrong? Even the first sequel with uber-ham James Fransiscus was kind of a stretch. Pizza-faced mutants singing to an atom bomb? I mean, why were they wearing those masks in the first place? In case guests dropped by the frikking Forbidden Zone? And then there was the one with that Fantasy Island guy. A couple of the apes swiped James Fransiscuses rocket and flew back to present-day earth. They probably offered to have Heston go along for the ride, keep the franchise going you know, but Chuck said "Heck no! I'm gonna get shot up and then I'm gonna trigger a goddamn nuke, got it? Nothing left of me for another sequel I don't know how I'll ever live down this movie! Damn you studio-munchkins to HELL!"

So, anyway, if they couldn't have made that movie better--not the Forbidden Zone/bomb choir one, the one alluded to earlier with the ape uprising--so that we all would have learned from it, and averted an ape apocalypse, what hope do we have, really?

So shoot Spain with a humongous clue-ray, is what I'm trying to say...

151 redc1c4  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:30:42pm

re: #99 zombie

I'm not quite sure they've thought this all the way through.

If apres really are to receive full human rights, then they should be allowed to get married to humans...to vote in Spanish elections...to get unemployment benefits...to serve on juries...etc.

Spain will suddenly become the most interesting country in the world!

my first guess is that some Spaniard thought this might be a good lever to use against the British & their insistence on holding on to Gibraltar...Rock Apes and all.... %-)

152 really grumpy big dog Johnson  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:36:43pm

I just happened across some sort of overnight show on the Comedy Channel where they tried to make John McCain look like a doddering madman close to death.

Soros?

153 PloniAlmoni  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:42:48pm

Anyone here watch Jay Leno? Every single monologue, every night, the same jokes about McCain's age, Bush's intelligence, and praise for Obama. I used to like Leno, but this is just getting ridiculous. Why doesn't he just tell the viewers how he really feels. It's so annoying, I might actually stop watching. It just sucks that you can't watch anything good these days without getting some kind of propaganda.

154 Salem  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:45:10pm

Nobody will expect the Spanish Monkey Inquisition!

155 Salem  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:46:27pm

Okay, I think that's enough pop-culture references for one night...

156 Syrah  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:48:38pm

re: #153 PloniAlmoni

Anyone here watch Jay Leno? Every single monologue, every night, the same jokes about McCain's age, Bush's intelligence, and praise for Obama. I used to like Leno, but this is just getting ridiculous. Why doesn't he just tell the viewers how he really feels. It's so annoying, I might actually stop watching. It just sucks that you can't watch anything good these days without getting some kind of propaganda.

It gets very tiresome.

Going to the movie theater offers no escape.

157 MajorPribluda  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:52:33pm

Zombie, if you're still around, I responded to a part of your Cold War analysis, back in the Overnight Open / Feynman Quote thread. I'll paste it in my next comment, as this referential text would push it over the limit.

158 MajorPribluda  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:53:49pm

As promised:

re: #330 zombie

Reagan did not singlehandedly bring down the Soviet Union either. It was a cumulative effort over many presidencies.

This particular revision is quite popular among academics. Like the de facto abolition of Lincoln's Birthday and Washington's Birthday in favor of the queasy "Presidents' Day", this historical quarter-truth serves only to erase the distinction between great Presidents and horrible ones, between accomplishment and appeasement.
To be sure, there was a steady pressure maintained a la George Kennan, but containment is not a winner. It's a holding action. Containment exerts as much pressure on the vessel as on the substance, if you don't mind a clumsy metaphor. We had Presidents who gave ground and took ground, sometimes in the same Presidency, and I certainly don't expect anybody to be perfect--even a President. But more credit is due the irresistible energy of our Republican form of government and our Capitalist system of economics than is due to the average president until 1976. Those winning systems are where most of the real pressure came from.
Cumulative, it was not, however. Not in the balance, as we needed to pay even more than the Soviets did for ostensibly comparable military and associated systems, because of our relatively low tolerance for loss. A Soviet system mostly needed to work. An American system needed to work, to assure public safety, and to bring its crew home safely in equal measure. So we could build anything they could, but for a vastly increased cost.
Recall that the Soviets were seen as roughly on par with us going into the Carter administration, and while fears of a "Missile Gap" were more than the actual gap warranted, the Soviets had established a manned space station as early as 1971, had far more submarines and ships than we did, some of which were startlingly powerful (Kirov, Slava, and any of the -12 or -19 shooter subs). The Soviets had an incredible amount of conventional air and ground force poised to bash through the Fulda gap and lay waste to Western Europe in a way that the immense Soviet Union was largely immune to due to simple geography. We had the harder and more expensive job of defense, and much of the technological advantage in military systems which we now take as a given was on the drawing boards at the time.
Enter President Carter, who felt that the morally correct answer was to live and let live, that the privations and depredations of Communism were no worse than freedoms and potential of a Republic. He not only believed that we could not win, he felt that we *should not* win.
And so he pared the military, abandoned our allies, and gave away our nuclear parity to reduce the "instability" of a roughly even match (as usual for men who prefer stability to freedom). President Carter had attempted to settle for a tie in a win-or-lose contest. His preferred method of bringing about peace was to ensure that we could not win and therefore would not fight.
Whatever cumulative effects might have accrued were squandered by the Carter administration. His four years saw allied governments fall to Communists and Islamists, and in the case of Afghanistan, a merely unfriendly government was knocked over (in the name of shoring it up, of course) by our increasingly ascendant adversary. Everywhere you looked, the world had gone either from good to bad or from bad to worse.
Detente was dead, replaced by Soviet expansion. Containment was also dead. We were losing the Cold War, and with the stagflation produced by dubious collectivist economic theories of stewardship (dating back to LBJ in particular, and FDR in general, and revived with a tinker's interest by the Carter Admin), we were losing the economic power which was the only thing that might reverse the otherwise disastrous trend.
With 200 chars left, I'll simply point out that we had no cumulative advantage by 1980--we were screwed. President Reagan and Pope John Paul II brought down the Soviet Union.

159 redc1c4  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:56:53pm

re: #152 really grumpy big dog Johnson

re: #153 PloniAlmoni

re: #156 Syrah

Television is a medium because it is neither rare, nor well done.

Ernie Kovacs
(more or less %-)

160 markie  Wed, Jun 25, 2008 11:58:34pm

re: #4 DistantThunder

Liberals have fried their brains - all that's left are feelings, and impulses, and fears.

Number one problem with leftists and certain Democrat politicians: Poor Impulse Control

161 markie  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:01:32am

re: #149 itellu3times

Must be a translation problem, surely apes deserve ape rights.

Spanish leadership needs a good right to the jaw...


(I can hear the leftards now- "Those knuckle draggers on LGF only think of violence."

Not true.

But it buys some time until something better comes to mind.)

162 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:01:57am

re: #160 markie

Number one problem with leftists and certain Democrat politicians: Poor Impulse Control

but they believe in Impulse Power.

163 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:04:03am

re: #149 itellu3times

Must be a translation problem, surely apes deserve ape rights.

Naw. Same as our implacable enemies deserving citizens' rights. If non-citizens are to be afforded the protections of the Constitution and the laws thereunder, shall they not also be subject to the same restrictions and responsibilities?

Should terrorists be required to register for Selective Service? What about taxes?

The question before the government of Spain is structurally the same as the one our Supreme Court just got dreadfully wrong. Will they charge apes with assault and incarcerate them after lengthy trials?

164 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:05:09am

re: #161 markie

Spanish leadership needs a good right to the jaw...


(I can hear the leftards now- "Those knuckle draggers on LGF only think of violence."

Not true.

But it buys some time until something better comes to mind.)

"There is no problem that can't be resolved by a suitable application of high explosives."

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations, Vol. I

165 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:13:52am

re: #164 redc1c4

"There is no problem that can't be resolved by a suitable application of high explosives."

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations, Vol. I

But don't forget Plan B doesn't automatically mean twice as much explosive as Plan A. :)

166 victor_yugo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:16:02am

re: #160 markie

Number one problem with leftists and certain Democrat politicians: Poor Impulse Control

Sounds like someone's been reading Snowcrash.

167 victor_yugo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:16:25am

re: #165 BlueCanuck

But don't forget Plan B doesn't automatically mean twice as much explosive as Plan A. :)

It doesn't?

Rats.

168 slokat  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:16:54am

Red - how are things? I've been busy and away (not at the same time).

Spent the weekend at Faria Beach & at the Santa Barbara Solstice Parade.

Beach pics are at the link, haven't sorted through all of the Solstice Parade pics, yet.

169 zombie  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:17:23am

re: #157 MajorPribluda

Zombie, if you're still around, I responded to a part of your Cold War analysis, back in the Overnight Open / Feynman Quote thread. I'll paste it in my next comment, as this referential text would push it over the limit.

Actually, yes, I did see it the first time.

While I agree Carter was a disaster, a lot of Presidents -- particularly Truman, Kennedy, Nixon and Reagan -- did contribute to the Soviet Union's downfall. We did have a cumulative advantage by 1980 -- it just wasn't apparent on the surface. The Soviets had spent so much of their declining GDP to keep military parity with us that their collapse was already on the horizon -- though we did not yet know it. I don't think we were losing the Cold War in 1980 at all. Carter had just squandered some of our advantage.

I'm not trying to argue for Carter and against Reagan, only saying that Reagan merely finished the Soviets off -- he didn't do it all by himself. He stood on the shoulders of giants. By the time Reagan took office, I think the Soviet Union was already an unsustainable system, and with a little extra pressure (which Reagan supplied), they'd implode.

Also, Carter was not entirely responsible for our economic woes in the late '70s. Yes, his policies exacerbated the situation, but it was already starting to turn sour during the Ford administration: Carter inherited a problem, and then made it worse. (Similar to how Hoover did not cause the Stock Market Crash in 1929, but his response to it only accelerated the Depression.)

This discussion probably will continue on through the decades. No way to resolve it here. And I know well that the academics will do anything to bash Reagan and prop up the reputations of Democrats if they can. I'm just trying to be completely impartial.

170 PloniAlmoni  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:17:48am

re: #159 redc1c4

That's a good quote.

And now Dana Carvey on Leno: "McCain looks like an albino monkey. Obama is such a great speaker." -- Can you feel the ass kissing?

171 Neo Con since 9-11  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:18:43am

re: #60 zombie


Got to keep our movie monsters straight!

Homophobe!

172 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:19:58am

re: #170 PloniAlmoni

That's a good quote.

And now Dana Carvey on Leno: "McCain looks like an albino monkey. Obama is such a great speaker." -- Can you feel the ass kissing?

Apparently some people haven't been paying attention, or they have the blinders on.

173 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:25:21am

re: #165 BlueCanuck

But don't forget Plan B doesn't automatically mean twice as much explosive as Plan A. :)

i'm pretty sure it means the square of .......

(or is it the cube?..... %-)"

174 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:33:30am

re: #170 PloniAlmoni

That's a good quote.

And now Dana Carvey on Leno: "McCain looks like an albino monkey. Obama is such a great speaker." -- Can you feel the ass kissing?

if i wanted a "great speaker" i'd contact Bose.

175 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:35:45am

re: #169 zombie

I'm just trying to be completely impartial.

Good Heavens! Why on Earth?

176 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:41:43am

re: #175 MajorPribluda

Good Heavens! Why on Earth?

staying in character?

/white smoke, as it were.....

177 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:53:59am

re: #176 redc1c4

well, that's the first time i've killed a thread in awhile, so i guess i'll just modify tonights fruit cup and go play Ateroids for awhile....

/CHANGE!

178 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 12:56:24am

re: #177 redc1c4

of course you realize that I will dispose of the doctored samples once you leave?

/CHANGE of tactics.

//drink

179 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 1:10:16am

re: #178 BlueCanuck

of course you realize that I will dispose of the doctored samples once you leave?

/CHANGE of tactics.

//drink

disposing of them by drinking.... it might make you more interesting.

we'll have to ask your SO for neutral input to graph the results though..... %-)

the word that covers what you think you found is"maskirovka "

"All warfare is confusion, but the US military practices it on a daily basis."

/white smoke

180 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 1:13:51am

re: #179 redc1c4


the word that covers what you think you found is"maskirovka "

"All warfare is confusion, but the US military practices it on a daily basis."

/white smoke

Love that word, and the concept. And the Canadian army does the same thing as well. Unfortunately they spent most of their time practicing it on the troops.

181 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 1:18:34am

re: #180 BlueCanuck

Love that word, and the concept. And the Canadian army does the same thing as well. Unfortunately they spent most of their time practicing it on the troops.

well, yes.... how else would be be inoculated against is for war time? we were *supposed* to think everything we were told was more or less bull shit and figure out what was going on from local intel.

i practice maskirovka on a daily basis IRL, in one form or another...... %-)

/"CHANGE!"

182 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 1:24:19am

re: #170 PloniAlmoni

That's a good quote.

And now Dana Carvey on Leno: "McCain looks like an albino monkey. Obama is such a great speaker." -- Can you feel the ass kissing?


Imagine the hue and cry if someone compared Obama to a monkey.

Don Imus to the 10th power or something....

183 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 1:25:53am

It's 5:25 p.m. in Korea, do you know where the North Korean Nuclear Declaration might be? Rice: North Korea declaration ‘developments‘ soon

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said Thursday she expected developments on North Korea‘s long-delayed nuclear declaration within hours, as she arrived in Japan to attend a meeting of foreign ministers from the Group of Eight industrialized nations.

This is one person not holding their breath, in fact, given a number of events over the last few weeks my money is on, 'June Foo! ha-ha-ha'

184 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 1:38:40am

re: #183 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

From your link:

The White House will also notify Congress that it intends to remove North Korea from the U.S. list of nations that sponsor terrorism.
[snip]
Bush on Wednesday called Japanese Prime Minister Yasuo Fukuda and told the Japanese premier that he understands Tokyo‘s concern about Japanese citizens kidnapped by North Korea.

"I understand your concern. I'm not all that concerned, but I understand your concern."

185 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 1:54:51am

re: #76 Syrah

Ah. . .

Sometimes I think that my not having a TV leaves me a bit "disconnected" from popular cultural references.

And better off for it.

186 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 1:59:26am

re: #184 MajorPribluda

Pretty frightening schtuff going on lately, we'd better be hoping the Supreme's aren't in one of their more recent jocular moods with the Heller decision - I'm very unsure if we could stand the joke = R--i--p!

187 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 1:59:59am

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet -------------------->
Help yourselves!

188 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:00:33am

meh.

Every day is Monday...

189 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:01:25am

re: #187 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet -------------------->
Help yourselves!

saved me the trouble of having to fix AND dispense it too....

/danke!

phun times at the pharmacy today.

190 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:02:30am

re: #188 littleoldlady

meh.

Every day is Monday...

or fryday the 13th....., which doesn't always fall on a fryday or the 13th.

/experience

191 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:03:07am

re: #187 littleoldlady

Morning littleoldlady. Summer blahs?

192 Clemente  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:05:03am

re: #187 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet -------------------->
Help yourselves!

Here I'm a minute late, you're a second early, and the buffet's now a swarming lizard feeding frenzy! What're you puttin' in that fruit cup, anyway?

{LOL}!

193 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:05:30am

re: #189 redc1c4

red! :-)

Of all days...TODAY I could use the drugs! ;_)

BlueCanuck! :-)

My timing is off.

/story of my life, actually :-/

194 Fenway_Nation  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:06:14am

I pre-empted Red's product tampering by mixing some crappy vodka with a variety of fruit juices.....

It's working wonders *hic!*

195 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:06:24am

Clemente! :-)

swarming lizard feeding frenzy

There's an image!

196 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:06:33am

re: #193 littleoldlady

Well, having the timing off only counts if it's a really bad thing.

/like your car's engine. :)

197 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:07:33am

Fenway! :-)

"When I drink wodka I womit"
© Dickie Smothers

198 Neo Con since 9-11  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:09:24am

re: #195 littleoldlady

Clemente! :-)
swarming lizard feeding frenzy

There's an image!

Nah here's a lizard image

199 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:10:40am

re: #196 BlueCanuck

Well, having the timing off only counts if it's a really bad thing.

/like your car's engine. :)

That would be bad.

/anything that costs me $$$ right now would be bad...

200 Clemente  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:11:17am

re: #194 Fenway_Nation

I pre-empted Red's product tampering by mixing some crappy vodka with a variety of fruit juices.....

It's working wonders *hic!*

Stay the heck outta mah head fridge!

201 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:11:43am

re: #198 Neo Con since 9-11

Neo Con! :-)

Yup. That's me. Spinning my wheels...

202 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:15:40am

re: #194 Fenway_Nation

I pre-empted Red's product tampering by mixing some crappy vodka with a variety of fruit juices.....

It's working wonders *hic!*

and here i always make sure i use the highest qwality adulterants.....

/Dilbert

203 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:15:50am

Been rather slow in here the past few nights. I think every one is burning out over the ID and Nobama threads.

204 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:18:21am

re: #203 BlueCanuck

Do you read those ID threads?

I think there's something seriously wrong with me. I don't care about that issue one bit.

205 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:21:14am

re: #201 littleoldlady

Neo Con! :-)

Yup. That's me. Spinning my wheels...

but you are the Crown of Creation!

206 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:23:40am

re: #203 BlueCanuck

Been rather slow in here the past few nights. I think every one is burning out over the ID and Nobama threads.

i had RL obligations, posted early and was in the rack NLT2400 Local last night.

did my thing, plus got boocoo shut eye: i'm good for another week of ridiculous hours and late night poasting.

/undoubtedly the rest of you will complain. %-)

207 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:24:38am

re: #205 redc1c4

Nice! On the Smothers Brothers, too.

208 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:26:34am

re: #204 littleoldlady

Do you read those ID threads?

I think there's something seriously wrong with me. I don't care about that issue one bit.

X2.

if there was intelligent design, pine needles would be psychoactive, and women would be understandable........

obviously, if there is an intelligence designing all this, it's female.

/white smoke (lots %-)

209 aussiemagpie  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:27:07am

re: #187 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet -------------------->
Help yourselves!

G'day littleoldlady

Good to see you and how are you?

It's 7.30pm on Thursday evening and it's a cold winter night - but the days are lovely- sunny and warmish

210 freetoken  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:27:58am

re: #187 littleoldlady

Good morning, afternoon, evening *everyone*!™

Fruitcup is on the buffet -------------------->
Help yourselves!

Ummm... thanks... Indeed, with grain prices surging today I think I'll fill up my doggy bag....

211 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:29:02am

re: #204 littleoldlady

A little, but I already have my mind made up and no need for some one to try and mess with it any more.

/army tried and failed, ex-wife tried and failed, ex-girlfriend tried and failed. :)

212 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:29:04am

WOW. aussiemagpie! :-) :-) :-)

Long time no type to! How've you been?

213 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:33:16am

re: #207 littleoldlady

Nice! On the Smothers Brothers, too.

Grace looks like she spent *too* much time by the pool, while Jorma & Jack blew the solo....you can see them all laughing about the awkward chords........

/60's!

214 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:33:50am

freetoken! :-)

The trip to the supermarket is the scariest part of my day.

/ramen noodles is regression

215 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:34:43am

re: #211 BlueCanuck

A little, but I already have my mind made up and no need for some one to try and mess with it any more.

/army tried and failed, ex-wife tried and failed, ex-girlfriend tried and failed. :)

you're single again?

/that was quick.

216 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:35:59am

re: #214 littleoldlady

freetoken! :-)

The trip to the supermarket is the scariest part of my day.

/ramen noodles is regression

no: ramen noodles are sodium.

/nasty things: read the labels.

(used to eat them all the time, it's a plot i tell ya! %-)

217 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:36:38am

re: #215 redc1c4

Not the current one, another one who really messed up.

218 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:37:05am

re: #217 BlueCanuck

He's got a collection! ;-)

219 freetoken  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:39:37am

re: #204 littleoldlady


I think there's something seriously wrong with me. I don't care about that issue one bit.

There is nothing wrong with someone who serves me fresh blueberries w/kiwi and mandarins every morning!

On the ID threads... have you considered that this may be part of a long process already underway in American polity? That is, with an increasingly diverse and growing populace the older associations (that for example have given us political parties) are being forced to define themselves in ways that have to deal with some of the real philosophical differences that exist between groups.

For example, I see no easy truce between the ID activists and the libertarian activists, yet certain elements of our civic organizations and political groups (post-Nixon Republican party) have relied on those two groups rowing in the same direction and under the same banner.

220 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:47:31am

re: #218 littleoldlady

No more then a man of my age. Actually less then some and a few more than others.

221 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:49:41am

re: #218 littleoldlady

He's got a collection! ;-)

better him than me.....those get expensive.

i've got a keeper: it's much cheaper %-)

/damn lucky

222 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:49:51am

re: #219 freetoken

I gave you blueberries?!

/I'm nicer than I thought...

I think that arguments like that have eroded the (already tenuous) cohesion of our society - for no good reason. And while the two party system leaves MUCH to be desired, the multi-party, single issue type of arrangement would be an honest-to-goodness nightmare.

223 aussiemagpie  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:52:04am

re: #212 littleoldlady

WOW. aussiemagpie! :-) :-) :-)

Long time no type to! How've you been?

Hi darls

All's well here and I have a new computer now - the poor old one wouldn't let me get LGF sadly so I had a bit of a break

224 aussiemagpie  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:53:32am

Oh dear, it's time for dinner so I'll see you all later!

225 Tigger2005  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:54:15am

Holy cow. That link about the thousands of Dutch citizens stocking up for the Mayan apocalypse on Dec. 2, 2012 is just mind-boggling. Whenever a European (or Obama) speaks disdainfully and condescendingly of those ignorant, religion-clinging Americans, just point to that article.

One lady complains about immigration. "Progress!" you might think. But no, she's not worried about immigration because it's irrevocably changing Dutch culture for the worse. She's worried about immigration because it will make the country heavier, thus causing it to sink and be more prone to flooding. The denial is still firmly in place. In fact, this worldwide disaster will apparently be caused by global warming. "What global warming?" you might ask. Well, did you sweat the other day? Were you even a little bit uncomfortable? THAT global warming!

226 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:54:18am

aussie,

Good to have you back! :-)

227 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:56:24am

re: #223 aussiemagpie

Hi darls

All's well here and I have a new computer now - the poor old one wouldn't let me get LGF sadly so I had a bit of a break

well, if LoL likes you, weirdo fruit cup and all, you can't be all bad.....

besides, i've got a buddy who's Oz AF Ground Defense Forces.

my shout!

To Brash!

228 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:56:48am

re: #225 Tigger2005

She's worried about immigration because it will make the country heavier, thus causing it to sink and be more prone to flooding.

Golly! I didn't think of that!

/that explains the problems we've been having on the Mississippi River...

229 Clemente  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 2:59:13am

Yer random Clemente pic...

230 Tigger2005  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:00:07am

re: #170 PloniAlmoni

That's a good quote.

And now Dana Carvey on Leno: "McCain looks like an albino monkey. Obama is such a great speaker." -- Can you feel the ass kissing?

And here I thought Dana Carvey had his head screwed on straight, although I've never actually listened to him when he's on with Dennis Miller.

Hollywood...it's brain death.

231 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:00:48am

re: #228 littleoldlady

Golly! I didn't think of that!

/that explains the problems we've been having on the Mississippi River...

several *REALLY* tacky jokes occur to me, but i don't want to get deleted/banned......

red

/white smoke! %-)

232 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:02:56am

re: #229 Clemente

Beautiful! Did you take that? Where?

233 Tigger2005  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:05:16am

re: #229 Clemente

Yer random Clemente pic...

I was expecting Roberto.

234 Clemente  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:08:40am

re: #232 littleoldlady

Beautiful! Did you take that? Where?

Thanks! Last August, Alaska. I couldn't tell you exactly where, though; I didn't keep a proper log. I could probably figure a close guess, but it's late...

235 freetoken  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:09:14am

re: #222 littleoldlady

I gave you blueberries?!

/I'm nicer than I thought...

Well, someone snuck them into your shopping basket when you weren't looking :-O


I think that arguments like that have eroded the (already tenuous) cohesion of our society - for no good reason. And while the two party system leaves MUCH to be desired, the multi-party, single issue type of arrangement would be an honest-to-goodness nightmare.

What I was trying to say, is that the underlying issues pre-existed the eruption of the topic on blogs (such as LGF). Part of the whole ID movement is still a reaction to the Scopes trial of many decades ago. That this issue is currently causing problems for the Republican party is part of a long simmering stew, not a recent development.

236 redc1c4  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:11:31am

re: #230 Tigger2005

And here I thought Dana Carvey had his head screwed on straight, although I've never actually listened to him when he's on with Dennis Miller.

Hollywood...it's brain death.

i live in and around (but not with) them: they *are* brain dead.

237 Steffan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:17:03am

The Dissident Frogman has an Obama campaign button I think you'll like.

:)

238 Karridine  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:17:49am

re: #236 redc1c4

They learn memory tricks to quickly memorize this take's dialogue, or (at most) this SCENE's dialogue...

...and they get to think they're thinking!

/well, they got paid BIG BUCKS for it, din't they?

239 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:19:42am

re: #235 freetoken

Aha. It's no different with the Democrats. Factions, fractions.

Years ago I was at a local Dem meeting (I was a committeeperson. Actually, I still may be, but no way would I ever go to one of those meetings again) and a Quaker guy was allowed up on stage to give a long diatribe about the evils of Israel and how "we" should support the "poor Palestinians against the Israeli aggressors". Everyone was ignoring him, but you know, that position is going to insult somebody, and that somebody was me.

Now the internet certainly gives a platform to all people and all positions. For better or worse.

240 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:30:46am

"Did I do that?"
© Steve Urkel

241 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:31:23am

Mornin' Lizards!

242 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:34:02am

Good morning lizards. The day shift is punching in.

243 lone_wolf_in_illinois  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:34:44am

Any one waiting for the SCOTUS decision later on DC vs. Heller? Think Kennedy will screw another one up this session?

244 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:35:21am

re: #242 opnion

Good morning lizards. The day shift is punching in.

Good morning to you. And I am so ready to punch out.

/hour and a half to go. ugh.
//at least it's weekend time.

245 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:42:37am

There was just a columnist on Fox, from the Washington Examiner.
He is saying that with all of the cash coming into the Obama Campaign, they are about ready to unleash a campaign of 'Shock & Awe" against McCain.
I know McCain didains the 527's, but he is going to really need them to step up for him.

246 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:45:40am

re: #245 opnion

Money - no doubt foreign money - will elect our President.

/wheeeeeeeeeeee. are we having fun yet?

247 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:46:52am

re: #239 littleoldlady

Ignorance or quiet consent?

248 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:47:03am

re: #246 littleoldlady

Money - no doubt foreign money - will elect our President.

/wheeeeeeeeeeee. are we having fun yet?

Yeah & you just have to wonder where all of that foreign mony is coming from. Let me think

249 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:48:53am

re: #248 opnion

China. (:

250 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:54:09am

re: #249 laZardo

China. (:


Probably some cash from China. I was thinking more of individuals of ambiguouis religion affiliation from Middle Eastrern nations.
Inshallah

251 infidelia  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:55:32am

WTF? North Korea has just submitted its nuclear declaration to China and Bush is already lifting sanctions and taking it off the list of state sponsors of terrorism?

252 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 3:55:40am

re: #247 laZardo

Ignorance or quiet consent?

laZardo! :-)

What? Allowing him to speak? Not listening? My best guess is that most people there did not agree with him.

There's only two parties and they both have the same problem - they have to be a "big tent" and be inclusive. That means a lot of (what I might consider; you - maybe not ;-) fringe and/or radical elements are a part of the dialog.

253 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:03:42am

re: #251 infidelia

China is their biggest benefactor in aid. North Korea going fully nuclear wouldn't just be bad for SK, it would also affect China and people wanting to invest in its still-expanding economy.

254 sparrowlake  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:04:20am

re: #252 littleoldlady

There's only two parties and they both have the same problem - they have to be a "big tent" and be inclusive. That means a lot of (what I might consider; you - maybe not ;-) fringe and/or radical elements are a part of monopolize the dialog.

fixed

255 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:04:31am

re: #252 littleoldlady

How the hell are Quakers "fringe?" Compared to forest-dwelling survivalist neo-Nazis, anyway... >__>;;;

256 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:06:53am

re: #255 laZardo

How the hell are Quakers "fringe?" Compared to forest-dwelling survivalist neo-Nazis, anyway... >__>;;;

See? I rest my case! ;-)

257 infidelia  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:07:25am

re: #253 laZardo

China is their biggest benefactor in aid. North Korea going fully nuclear wouldn't just be bad for SK, it would also affect China and people wanting to invest in its still-expanding economy.

Oh.

258 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:07:52am

Groan....mornin.

259 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:08:48am

re: #243 lone_wolf_in_illinois

Good morning, LGF.

In light of the Boumedine decision granting habeus rights to foreign terrorist suspects, and Kennedy finding executing child rapists unconstitutionally "disproportional," now I'm just waiting for the 5-4 majority on the U.S. Supreme Court to reject an individual rights interpretation of the 2nd Amendment in Heller, so it can complete the trifecta of undermining the Court's moral authority.

More likely, they'll just limit it to such an extent that violations of the "individual right" they find will only be subject to "rational basis" analysis, effectively making any gun control law short of the D.C. ban constitutional.

260 Dasher  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:18:04am

re: #26 Racer X

Bollywood Babes!

Wow --- hot hot hot

261 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:18:11am

re: #258 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Groan mornin' t' ye as well!

/can't speak ye olde englishe for shite

262 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:18:48am

re: #259 Dar ul Harb

I hope I'm not right, but I know that if "liberals" on the Court supported gun rights as a policy, they'd be able to find a substantive due process or "emanations from the penumbras" argument for promoting their policy preferences even if the 2nd Amendment didn't exist.

263 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:19:35am

re: #256 littleoldlady

Could be worse.

They could be middle-class Californian public college students.

264 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:21:59am

MA! Dar is talkin' lawyer again!

/make 'im stop!

265 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:23:18am

re: #264 littleoldlady

/passes littleoldlady the cluebyfour to aide in her pain.

266 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:25:41am

re: #262 Dar ul Harb

Let us hope that the fact that "the right of the people to keep and bear arms" is there staring them in the face in the text of the Bill of Rights will make eliminating the right (i.e. a decision for D.C.) a little more difficult for the Court.

267 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:27:22am

re: #264 littleoldlady

MA! Dar is talkin' lawyer again!

/make 'im stop!

Sorry, lol.
Just exercising my new license (TN, 2008).

268 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:29:14am

re: #267 Dar ul Harb

OH! Mazel tov!

/that's quite an accomplishment! :-)

269 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:32:05am

re: #268 littleoldlady

Thank you.

270 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:34:34am

re: #267 Dar ul Harb

Sorry, lol.
Just exercising my new license (TN, 2008).

Congratulations!

271 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:34:42am

Getting sworn in by the Tennessee Supreme Court was pretty cool.

Finding a job would be even better!

272 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:35:41am

re: #271 Dar ul Harb

Getting sworn in by the Tennessee Supreme Court was pretty cool.

Finding a job would be even better!

I guess we're going to have to let you practice on us. ;-)

273 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:36:41am

re: #270 MajorPribluda

Congratulations!

Thanks.
It's funny, now it's beginning to feel like coming out of the closet... ;)

(Not that I would know.)

274 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:36:59am

re: #272 littleoldlady

I guess we're going to have to let you practice on us. ;-)

Can't practice on me. I need a canuckistan lawyer. :)

275 tappin52  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:37:15am

re: #229 Clemente

I meant to click the reply button, but hit the minus. So sorry. I like the pic..........(lowers head and sheepishly slinks away).

276 ibmkeyboard  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:37:37am

TAXFREE,

this is for you.
We don't need no stinking invasion.

More than a century and a half after Mexico lost Texas to the U.S., Virgilio Garza wants it back.
A ``Texas for Sale'' sign and cowgirls in boots and white hats greeted Garza and other Mexicans at the Convex center in Monterrey, Mexico, earlier this month. A Monterrey developer and investor, Garza was in search of foreclosed U.S. property to buy.
``Texas is like our home,'' said Garza, 45, who joined hundreds of Mexicans poring over lists of Texas properties at the four-day event. Garza, who owns manufacturing sites and other land in Mexico, said he and five partners may invest as much as $8 million in Texas. ``We believe there can be some opportunities.''
A rising peso and an economy growing faster than the U.S. have given some Mexicans the buying power to take advantage of the housing slump in Texas.
277 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:38:58am

re: #274 BlueCanuck

Can't practice on me. I need a canuckistan lawyer. :)

[Standard disclaimer]

278 aussiemagpie  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:39:45am

re: #227 redc1c4

well, if LoL likes you, weirdo fruit cup and all, you can't be all bad.....

besides, i've got a buddy who's Oz AF Ground Defense Forces.

my shout!

To Brash!

Thanks :-D

279 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:42:38am

re: #274 BlueCanuck

Well, if the Heller decision comes down from our Supreme Court today, you're just going have to endure a bunch of U.S. constitutional law analysis, I'm afraid.

But hey, we need a break from arguing the fossil record.

280 freetoken  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:42:40am

re: #251 infidelia

WTF? North Korea has just submitted its nuclear declaration to China and Bush is already lifting sanctions and taking it off the list of state sponsors of terrorism?

I believe that was part of the deal.

281 TimeQuake  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:42:48am

This is a test. Having severe LGF problems after computer was operated on.

May have finally found the right plug-in.

I will plus up a few comments and reply if you don't mind. Couldn't do that previously.

282 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:43:35am

ibm! :-) Hiya ibm! :-)

Why should they be different than anyone else? Is there any foreign group NOT buying the USA?

283 TimeQuake  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:45:25am

re: #282 littleoldlady

Looks like all is working again.

Thank you.

284 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:45:37am

That's it for me. :-(

Good day, ALL!™

285 littleoldlady  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:46:24am

TimeQuake! :-)

You're welcome!

/...um...what did I do?

286 freetoken  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:46:37am

re: #284 littleoldlady

Happy trails to you....

287 TimeQuake  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:47:24am

re: #285 littleoldlady

You helped me test the plug-in for Firefox.

Thank you again.

288 Dar ul Harb  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:47:24am

re: #284 littleoldlady

Good day, ALL!™

So long, and thanks for all the fruit!

289 Kenneth  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:49:15am

re: #251 infidelia

Apparently, NoKo has agreed to destroy their nuclear production plant. The 6 party negotiations (& I thought Bush was supposed to be a unilateral cowboy...) seem to have worked. I say, "trust but verify" is a very good policy here.

290 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:51:15am

Bye littleoldlady. See you on the Sunday dead thread and early morning buffet.

291 aussiemagpie  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:51:25am

Oops!

Pilots asleep, overfly destination......

AN Air India flight headed for Mumbai overshot its destination and was halfway to Goa before its dozing pilots were woken out of a deep slumber by air traffic control, a report said.

The high altitude nap took place approximately two weeks ago, the Times of India reported today.

Some 100 passengers were on board the state-run flight that originated from Dubai and flew to the western Indian city of Jaipur before heading south to Mumbai when both pilots fell asleep, a source told the paper.

292 Kenneth  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:52:26am

Gaza truce strained by rocket fire

By Nidal al-Mughrabi

GAZA, June 26 (Reuters) - Palestinian militants in the Gaza Strip fired a makeshift rocket into southern Israel on Thursday, further straining a week-old truce as Israel kept border crossings into the Hamas-ruled territory closed.

Both sides traded blame for violations of the ceasefire Egypt brokered in hopes of furthering U.S.-backed peace talks that have shown little sign of progress.

No casualties were reported in the rocket attack, which was claimed by al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades, a militant group belonging to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas's Fatah faction.

"Strained"... but Reuters won't say it's broken until Israel retaliates.

293 aussiemagpie  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:52:40am

re: #284 littleoldlady

Bye littleoldlady, see you again soon!

294 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 4:58:03am

re: #292 Kenneth

The use of the word "faction" after "Fatah" makes me wonder how the Palestinians are becoming their own worst enemy.

295 Macker  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:04:41am

re: #294 laZardo

The use of the word "faction" after "Fatah" makes me wonder how the Palestinians are becoming their own worst enemy.

Which would lead me to openly ask how one says "We have met the enemy and he is us" in Arabic....
Good Morning Lizardoids!

296 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:06:21am

Mornin' all. "Gaza has no truce, ever." That would be a truthful headline.

297 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:09:04am

re: #295 Macker

Evenin, Mack.

298 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:09:14am

re: #292 Kenneth

Gaza truce strained by rocket fire

By Nidal al-Mughrabi

Does someone have to die before they use the word "breaks"?

299 HoosierHoops  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:10:22am

Good Morning Lizards..

300 Macker  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:10:26am

re: #260 Dasher

That calls for the Eat Nipples video!

301 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:11:38am

re: #298 MandyManners

The only death requirement would be a helpless, innocent Palestinian civilian.

/HUUURRRRGH

302 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:12:32am

re: #298 MandyManners
Only if the dead are palis. Someone on the fossil thread last night had a link to an article about google earth covering the map of Israel with little orange dots. Each dot "represented" a pali village the Israelis have destroyed since 1948. Except, the villages are still there! Or never were there in the first place.

303 Kenneth  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:13:19am

re: #298 MandyManners

If an Israeli is killed by a rocket, it would only "really, really, really strain the truce" but Israel's retaliation would be blamed for breaking it. Consider 1967: Syria, Jordan & Egypt all attacked Israel first, but because Israel retaliated by whipping their collective Arab ass, Israel is blamed as the aggressor.

304 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:13:24am

re: #301 laZardo

The only death requirement would be a helpless, innocent Palestinian civilian.

/HUUURRRRGH

Who just happens to be standing next to a bunch of rockets.

305 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:14:57am

re: #302 pingjockey

Only if the dead are palis. Someone on the fossil thread last night had a link to an article about google earth covering the map of Israel with little orange dots. Each dot "represented" a pali village the Israelis have destroyed since 1948. Except, the villages are still there! Or never were there in the first place.

Where did the cartographer study history? King Saud University?

306 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:15:23am

Mwahaha! We are the Lizard Zionist conspiracy. Hear us roar! Or, whatever noises lizards make.

307 yochanan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:15:26am

re: #68 BuddyG

You ain't lived 'til ya been pis*sed on, sh*t on, and puked on all in the same day.

how about all at the same time, and you forgot being bitten, kicked or scratched. and all at 2 am.

308 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:15:53am

re: #303 Kenneth

If an Israeli is killed by a rocket, it would only "really, really, really strain the truce" but Israel's retaliation would be blamed for breaking it. Consider 1967: Syria, Jordan & Egypt all attacked Israel first, but because Israel retaliated by whipping their collective Arab ass, Israel is blamed as the aggressor.

I love correcting people IRL who assume Israel was the bully.

309 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:16:23am

re: #303 Kenneth

If an Israeli is killed by a rocket, it would only "really, really, really strain the truce" but Israel's retaliation would be blamed for breaking it. Consider 1967: Syria, Jordan & Egypt all attacked Israel first, but because Israel retaliated by whipping their collective Arab ass, Israel is blamed as the aggressor.


Exactly, Israel ceded the sympathy vote to the agressors, merely by winnig.
How did the Serbs become the bad guys in the Balkans? They were beating back the Muslims. Clinton needed a distraction from the chubby intern & there ya go.

310 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:16:27am

re: #305 MandyManners
It is on google earth. I would assume it is some asshat in the UK doing it. WTF is the Brits problem with Israel?

311 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:16:46am

Good morning Lizards.........

312 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:17:14am

re: #304 MandyManners

Or in a car. Swarms are stationed 5 km from each other and are ready to respond within minutes.

313 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:17:58am

re: #311 doriangrey
Hey DG! It would appear a bunch of us are getting ready to go join the IDF! :)

314 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:18:07am

re: #310 pingjockey

It is on google earth. I would assume it is some asshat in the UK doing it. WTF is the Brits problem with Israel?

Long-standing anti-Semitisim.

315 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:18:38am

re: #306 pingjockey

Mwahaha! We are the Lizard Zionist conspiracy. Hear us roar! Or, whatever noises lizards make.

That would be that sound of screaming guitars..........................

316 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:18:38am

re: #312 laZardo

Or in a car. Swarms are stationed 5 km from each other and are ready to respond within minutes.

We've not had a good ol' car swarm thread in a while.

317 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:19:04am

re: #314 MandyManners
Very longstanding. I just don't get it. I must not be nuanced enough.

318 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:20:01am

re: #313 pingjockey

Hey DG! It would appear a bunch of us are getting ready to go join the IDF! :)

Getting ready? I thought we were already in either the IDF or the Mossad....

319 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:20:21am

re: #315 doriangrey
The boys just got guitar hero 3. They start playing War Pigs and my 16 year old asks me if I know this band?!

320 BlueCanuck  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:20:56am

re: #318 doriangrey

Getting ready? I thought we were already in either the IDF or the Mossad....

Ssssssshhhhh! You might break someones cover.

321 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:21:29am

re: #318 doriangrey
I can neither confirm nor deny the truth of your statement. Speaking of the Mossad, have any lizards went to see Zohan yet?

322 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:22:37am

re: #319 pingjockey

The boys just got guitar hero 3. They start playing War Pigs and my 16 year old asks me if I know this band?!

ROTFLMAO............Tell them nope, before my time.....

323 yochanan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:22:59am

re: #105 AZfederalist

Given their recent elections, how do we know the apes aren't already voting?

WHAT ABOUT IN OUR ELECTIONS?
just kidding folks sarcasim

324 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:23:12am

Lots of speculation now that Israel will attack Iran's nuclear capacity before the election.
They fear a President ABM, but want to avoid that appearance.

325 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:24:17am

re: #322 doriangrey
I had Black Sabbath on an 8 track and mom & dad were convinced that music was directly influenced by Stan!

326 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:24:26am

re: #320 BlueCanuck

Ssssssshhhhh! You might break someones cover.

Hmmmmmmmm............................../sneaks off quietly...

327 yochanan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:24:37am

re: #109 wolfie

Didn't some city in Brazil elect a pig as mayor several years ago?

i remember when the YIPPIES ran a pig for president PIGISUS

328 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:25:12am

re: #317 pingjockey

Very longstanding. I just don't get it. I must not be nuanced enough.

I don't get it either.

329 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:25:25am

re: #325 pingjockey

I had Black Sabbath on an 8 track and mom & dad were convinced that music was directly influenced by Stan!

Oh my...............Quite the little rebel you were eh?

330 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:25:31am

re: #324 opnion
They have a right to be afraid of an obamarama presidency. He'll sell them down the river in a New York minute.

331 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:26:03am

re: #324 opnion

Lots of speculation now that Israel will attack Iran's nuclear capacity before the election.
They fear a President ABM, but want to avoid that appearance.

ABM?

332 SasquatchOnSteroids  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:26:18am

re: #325 pingjockey

I had Black Sabbath on an 8 track and mom & dad were convinced that music was directly influenced by Stan!

What's an 8 track ?

/Duck

333 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:27:10am

re: #329 doriangrey
Oh yes, Black Sabbath, Nugent, Stones, all that really really hard core rock from the 70s. Hahahaha!

334 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:27:27am

re: #330 pingjockey

They have a right to be afraid of an obamarama presidency. He'll sell them down the river in a New York minute.

Which also just happens to be the same speed at which the NYSlimes betrays America....

335 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:27:39am

re: #330 pingjockey

They have a right to be afraid of an obamarama presidency. He'll sell them down the river in a New York minute.

Yes, they would be really silly not to act before that could happen.
Honestly, I think that Barry is playing for the other team..

336 The Other Les  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:28:08am

Good Morning.

And here's another offense against the profit Big Moh':

[Link: www.geocities.com...]

337 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:28:15am

re: #332 SasquatchOnSteroids
Ha, we finally have a bigfoot! 8 tracks in the air now. Impact in 9, 8, 7,....

338 yochanan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:28:37am

re: #119 So?

If this were the 60s I'd say ask your local cops.


I remember seeing a off duty Chicago cop with a t-shirt that said

P.I.G.'S pride, integrity, guts

339 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:28:41am

re: #332 SasquatchOnSteroids

What's an 8 track ?

/Duck

Technology based on stone knives and bear skins.........

340 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:30:13am

re: #339 doriangrey
Seems like it now doesn't it. Ain't technology grand.

341 bolivar  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:32:06am

I see where we are giving the Norks a break - they are destroying a cooling tower at a Nuke plant and turned over some paperwork to China on their Nuke plans. If this is all true it is good news and to Bush's credit however......this is a flying PIG moment people.

LINKY

342 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:33:38am

re: #341 bolivar

I see where we are giving the Norks a break - they are destroying a cooling tower at a Nuke plant and turned over some paperwork to China on their Nuke plans. If this is all true it is good news and to Bush's credit however......this is a flying PIG moment people.

LINKY

ROTFLMAO................In other words the fucking thing is broke and they either cant fix it or cant afford to fix it...

343 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:34:27am

re: #332 SasquatchOnSteroids

What's an 8 track ?

/Duck

A Summer night, back in the day, the Stones or CCR on the 8 track.
Life was good!

344 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:34:44am

re: #324 opnion

If they do, we probably won't know they have until long after. Even if the Iranian media is actually right about "blaming" Israel, they'll have to get through the fact that it's mainly state-run agitprop.

/mmm, Operation Orchard...

345 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:37:03am

re: #343 opnion

A Summer night, back in the day, the Stones or CCR on the 8 track.
Life was good!

Dont forget the hooties and Boones Farm Apple wine...

346 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:37:27am

re: #344 laZardo

If they do, we probably won't know they have until long after. Even if the Iranian media is actually right about "blaming" Israel, they'll have to get through the fact that it's mainly state-run agitprop.

/mmm, Operation Orchard...

.
They really have to go for it before (God forbid) an Obama Administration.
There would not be a defense of Israel by UN Ambassador, Jerimiah Wright

347 opnion  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:38:43am

re: #345 doriangrey

Dont forget the hooties and Boones Farm Apple wine...

How about Cold Bear wine? 'Cold Bear Wine for a Roarin Good Time!"

348 Wyatt Earp  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:39:23am

Unfortunately for me, the urologist will soon be getting in touch with my feelings. Damn.

349 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:40:42am

On FNC, the good loonies in the Mass. legislature want to put child rape victims through the wringer on the stand. Oh, did I mention the asshole has a D after his name. Truly vile stuff.

350 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:40:48am

re: #346 opnion

I suspect they'd have the early days of an Obama administration to do so as well. It'll take a while to shift the UN from an angry-statement/token-force machine to an organization that actually does something.

/not that it'll be actually doing something "good..."

351 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:42:51am

re: #347 opnion

How about Cold Bear wine? 'Cold Bear Wine for a Roarin Good Time!"

Well, it was the 70's.... And like the they say about the 60's, if you can remember them, then you weren't there...

352 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:43:05am

re: #350 laZardo
The one constant from the UN is that they will do the wrong thing.

353 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:43:17am

re: #348 Wyatt Earp

I actually think child rapists should be given life in prison...with special cellmates, as BobG commented on that article.

Talk about karma being a bitch.

/no offense to the ladyfolk, word used in prison sense.

354 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:43:26am

Good morning all. Gray, hazy, smoggy day in the ATL. Think I'll just stay indoors with the air conditioner.

From yesterday's BotW:

Why is Barack Obama so keen on letting everyone know he's not Muslim? An Associated Press dispatch from India's capital hints at a surprising answer:


A dozen priests chanted around a sacred fire in New Delhi on Tuesday as a group of Indians offered prayers to the Hindu monkey god Hanuman asking him to grant US presidential hopeful Barack Obama an election victory in November. . . .

"From the land of Gandhi we convey our best wishes to Mr. Obama for the forthcoming presidential elections in the United States," said Brij Mohan Bhama, a local businessman who organized the event.

Bhama said an Obama victory would be good for India and the rest of world "because he stands for change" and would help stem rising prices, poverty and terrorism.

Bhama said he got the idea for Tuesday's event after reading reports in Indian media that among the many good luck charms Obama carries is a replica of Hanuman.

Could it be that Obama is a secret Hindu? Or is this another one of the Republican Attack Machine's smears?

Who knows, but just to be safe, make sure you don't call him "Barack Hrishikesh Obama."

355 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:44:05am

Morning Lucius...

356 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:44:19am

re: #319 pingjockey

The boys just got guitar hero 3. They start playing War Pigs and my 16 year old asks me if I know this band?!

BWAHAHAHAA!

357 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:44:56am

re: #321 pingjockey

I can neither confirm nor deny the truth of your statement. Speaking of the Mossad, have any lizards went to see Zohan yet?

Why would I? I saw the first three minutes of Zoolander. That was enough.

358 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:45:28am

Well yesterday as I attempted to leave work my precious vette broke... The right rear brake caliper broke free from the brake plate... Sigh... If it aint one thing it surely is another...

359 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:45:56am

re: #355 doriangrey

And a fine good morning to you.

Never did Boone's Farm, though my sister did. Do remember swigging from big bottles of Riuniti.

360 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:46:25am

re: #357 MajorPribluda
Is Zoolander that goofy movie where the guy is a male model and his dad and bros are coal miners? If so, I saw about 10 min. of it. Gaaah!

361 formercorpsman  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:46:46am

re: #358 doriangrey

At the connecting bolts on the housing?

362 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:46:55am

re: #358 doriangrey
Well crap.

363 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:47:10am

re: #359 Lucius Septimius

And a fine good morning to you.

Never did Boone's Farm, though my sister did. Do remember swigging from big bottles of Riuniti.

Heh heh heh, I was in high school in the 70's, we drank pretty much anything we could get our hands on...

364 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:47:21am

re: #354 Lucius Septimius

A dozen priests chanted around a sacred fire in New Delhi on Tuesday as a group of Indians offered prayers to the Hindu monkey god Hanuman asking him to grant US presidential hopeful Barack Obama an election victory in November...

RACSITS!1111oneoneone

365 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:47:52am

re: #357 MajorPribluda

I think you're confusing Sandler with Stiller...

366 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:48:10am

re: #361 formercorpsman

At the connecting bolts on the housing?

Yup, luckily I was still in the parking lot, had I been on the freeway that could have been real bad....

367 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:48:42am

re: #358 doriangrey

Well yesterday as I attempted to leave work my precious vette broke... The right rear brake caliper broke free from the brake plate... Sigh... If it aint one thing it surely is another...

So you didn't get it up to 88 MPH?

368 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:48:43am

re: #349 pingjockey

On FNC, the good loonies in the Mass. legislature want to put child rape victims through the wringer on the stand. Oh, did I mention the asshole has a D after his name. Truly vile stuff.

That's James Fagan.

Fagan, a defense attorney, infuriated victims’ rights advocates during a recent House debate when he said he would “rip apart” 6-year-old victims on the witness stand and “make sure the rest of their life is ruined.”

In a fiery soliloquy on the House floor, Fagan said he’d grill victims so that, “when they’re 8 years old they throw up; when they’re 12 years old, they won’t sleep; when they’re 19 years old, they’ll have nightmares and they’ll never have a relationship with anybody.”

SNIP.

Most courts would hand him his head on a platter if he tried that.

369 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:48:50am

re: #359 Lucius Septimius
20 bucks in 1976= half rack of Rainer beer, 2 bottles of Boones Farm or Annie Green Springs, pack of smokes and half tank of gas for the pickup(51 chev), sigh.

370 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:49:38am

re: #367 MajorPribluda

So you didn't get it up to 88 MPH?

Nope, didnt even get up to 5 mph...

371 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:49:42am

re: #363 doriangrey

Heh heh heh, I was in high school in the 70's, we drank pretty much anything we could get our hands on...

Yep. A lot easier getting stuff when the drinking age was lower.

Sloe Gin Fizz
Old Style Beer
Rum and Coke

372 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:49:46am

re: #368 MandyManners
Thanks Mandy. I can't believe that shit.

373 ciaospirit  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:49:56am

re: #19 jcm

From your link. LOL comment from one of the posters.

And I thought that Obama's birth certificate would declare he was born of immaculate conception in the bowels of a leftist with collusion from Allah.

374 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:50:02am

re: #369 pingjockey

20 bucks in 1976= half rack of Rainer beer, 2 bottles of Boones Farm or Annie Green Springs, pack of smokes and half tank of gas for the pickup(51 chev), sigh.

Cough... and a 3 finger lid... cough....

375 formercorpsman  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:50:53am

re: #366 doriangrey

I'll venture to say, (Mopar here) that fate would have it, you now need an axle tube?

376 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:51:05am

re: #374 doriangrey
Knew I forgot something! 3 finger bag of ditch weed as we called it for 5 bucks.

377 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:51:14am

re: #368 MandyManners

That's James Fagan.

Fagan, a defense attorney, infuriated victims’ rights advocates during a recent House debate when he said he would “rip apart” 6-year-old victims on the witness stand and “make sure the rest of their life is ruined.”

In a fiery soliloquy on the House floor, Fagan said he’d grill victims so that, “when they’re 8 years old they throw up; when they’re 12 years old, they won’t sleep; when they’re 19 years old, they’ll have nightmares and they’ll never have a relationship with anybody.”

SNIP.

Most courts would hand him his head on a platter if he tried that.

I saw that story yesterday. What a pig.

378 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:51:26am

re: #365 laZardo

I think you're confusing Sandler with Stiller...

Oh, no I'm not. Six of one, half a dumbass of the other.

379 yochanan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:51:32am

re: #204 littleoldlady

Do you read those ID threads?

I think there's something seriously wrong with me. I don't care about that issue one bit.


I DON'T EITHER ONLY USE THEM TO GO TO SLEEP.

380 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:52:01am

re: #377 Lucius Septimius
That is an insult to pigs. Pigs are smart and clean compared to that slime.

381 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:52:36am

re: #380 pingjockey

That is an insult to pigs. Pigs are smart and clean compared to that slime.

You are correct. My bad.

(they taste good too ...)

382 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:52:47am

re: #375 formercorpsman

I'll venture to say, (Mopar here) that fate would have it, you now need an axle tube?

Nope, brake plate and a hub bearing assembly... I was lucky that I was only going about 2 mph, so there was really little damage beyond the brake plate...

383 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:52:54am

re: #381 Lucius Septimius
Mmmmmm. Bacon!

384 pingjockey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:53:45am

Y'all keep up the fight against the forces of darkness. I gotta go to work.

385 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:54:08am

re: #372 pingjockey

Thanks Mandy. I can't believe that shit.

Is Fagan up for re-election this year?

386 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:54:09am

re: #370 doriangrey

Nope, didnt even get up to 5 mph...

I once had a half axle come "unsplined" on a 1967 LeMans. Luckily (it was the right rear) I was able to stay in a right-hand turn until I got stopped.

387 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:54:27am

re: #376 pingjockey

Knew I forgot something! 3 finger bag of ditch weed as we called it for 5 bucks.

Heh heh heh , living here in SoCal we got the Mexican variety of ditch weed... Called it Mexican dirt weed...

388 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:56:15am

re: #386 MajorPribluda

I once had a half axle come "unsplined" on a 1967 LeMans. Luckily (it was the right rear) I was able to stay in a right-hand turn until I got stopped.

An old bass player of mine once sheared off an axle in his 57 Chevy truck, while on the freeway.... Like to scare the living shit out of him...

389 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:56:21am

His official page.

Check out his organizations.

Taunton Boys & Girls Club (Board of Directors); Taunton Little League; Taunton Youth Basketball Coach; Massachusetts Bar Foundation; Massachusetts Waterfowlers, Inc.; Babe Ruth League; High School Umpire; Southeastern New England Area Boys' Clubs of America (past Chairman).

I wonder how those clubs will react to this speech.

390 phoenixgirl  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:56:32am

mandy, did you get your hair re-done?

391 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:57:14am

re: #390 phoenixgirl

mandy, did you get your hair re-done?

Morning PG.....((phoenixgirl)) How are you this morning?

392 rlevitin  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:57:16am

Morning All!

393 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:57:49am

re: #392 rlevitin

Morning All!

Morning to you as well...

394 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:58:10am

re: #392 rlevitin

Evenin, Lev. I see your icon got "remixed." XD

395 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:58:20am

re: #389 MandyManners

Oh, he has only three other organizations, Massachusetts Academy of Trial Lawyers, Massachusetts Waterfowlers, Inc. and Bristol Ducks Unlimited. The rest are focused on kids.

396 phoenixgirl  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:58:43am

re: #391 doriangrey

[[dorian]] i'm fine, sorry about the vette.

397 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:58:50am

re: #377 Lucius Septimius

I saw that story yesterday. What a pig.

Don't slander pigs, please.

398 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:59:34am

re: #396 phoenixgirl

[[dorian]] i'm fine, sorry about the vette.

It's like Forest Gump says... It happens...

399 realwest  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:59:48am

Good morning all y'all - from a hot (75 degrees, going up to 98 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte!

How is everyone this fine morning?

400 yochanan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 5:59:58am

re: #260 Dasher

Wow --- hot hot hot

LOTS OF HINDU WOMEN IN MY 'HOOD none of them look like that

401 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:01:36am

re: #399 realwest

Good morning all y'all - from a hot (75 degrees, going up to 98 degrees) bright and sunny Charlotte!

How is everyone this fine morning?

Morning realwest... Hows that line from that song go? I'm looking California....and feeling Minnesota... My vette broke down, but other wise I'm fine, and how are you this morning?

402 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:01:46am

re: #395 MandyManners

Oh, he has only three other organizations, Massachusetts Academy of Trial Lawyers, Massachusetts Waterfowlers, Inc. and Bristol Ducks Unlimited. The rest are focused on kids.

It's all about the children, unless it's about attorney's fees.

I think every politician on the planet is connected with Ducks Unlimited.

403 doriangrey  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:01:54am

Opps time to go to work my ride is here...

404 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:02:21am

re: #397 MandyManners

OK!Ok! Already apologized for the comparison.

405 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:02:42am

re: #390 phoenixgirl

mandy, did you get your hair re-done?

Yes, I did and I'm as pleased as punch with the results. Danny did a marvelous job. Stylists normally don't point out the errors others have made but, he couldn't keep them to himself. I won't go into the details but, he's willing to actually testify should I have to go to court. I don't think it'll go that far.

406 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:03:04am

re: #399 realwest

Mornin' Real. Thanks for the two emails -- as for the long one GREAT news!

Wheeeeeeew.

407 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:03:26am

re: #405 MandyManners

What happened to your hair?

408 realwest  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:03:34am

re: #401 doriangrey
I'm doing ok, my freind - sorry to hear about your 'vette though - how soon can they get her fixed?

409 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:03:44am

re: #402 Lucius Septimius

It's all about the children, unless it's about attorney's fees.

I think every politician on the planet is connected with Ducks Unlimited.

What's up with all those kids' organization?

410 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:04:18am

re: #404 Lucius Septimius

OK!Ok! Already apologized for the comparison.

Poor piggies.

411 realwest  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:05:24am

re: #405 MandyManners
Good morning Mandy! Uh, what's this about you're maybe have to go to court over your prior hairstylists' bad work? (I'm sorry if this is a dumb question but that's how your comment read to me!).

412 MajorPribluda  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:05:28am

re: #388 doriangrey

An old bass player of mine once sheared off an axle in his 57 Chevy truck, while on the freeway.... Like to scare the living shit out of him...

IIRC, I was able to simply jack up the axle and "pilot" the thing back in, then hammer like Hell (big-ass mallet on 2x4).

413 yochanan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:05:31am

re: #330 pingjockey

with obama as president THINK MOSADA COMPLEX.

414 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:06:03am

re: #409 MandyManners

Almost certainly he's going for the parents' votes. Plus maybe he really likes to spend lots of time around little kids.

Hmmmm.

415 lawhawk  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:06:06am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. It's going to be one heller of a day with the Supreme Court handing down that long awaited ruling on the 2d Amendment. Analysis will follow.

Meanwhile, North Korea appears to have satisfied conditions for lifting sanctions by releasing details of its nuclear program. Trust but verify.

416 realwest  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:06:40am

re: #406 Lucius Septimius Hey good morning Lucius! Yes it is great news!
Uh, btw, I did ask you a question in that e-mail and am waiting - very patiently, no pressure to respond at all - for a reply! LOL!

417 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:06:56am

re: #407 Lucius Septimius

What happened to your hair?

My long, thick and auburn hair was butchered day before yesterday by someone I thought could handle it. I wound up looking like a cross between Bozo the Clown and Billy Ray Cyrus. Yes, she gave me a fucking mullet. It was uneven all around, there was a chunk of hair missing at the base of my skull and oh, I just don't wanna' think about it.

418 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:07:15am

re: #416 realwest

Will do, after she goes to the office.

419 Macker  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:07:43am

re: #390 phoenixgirl

Yes! Inquiring Minds Want To Know!

420 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:08:11am

re: #417 MandyManners

Ack. Well, glad you got it straightened out.

421 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:08:23am

re: #411 realwest

Good morning Mandy! Uh, what's this about you're maybe have to go to court over your prior hairstylists' bad work? (I'm sorry if this is a dumb question but that's how your comment read to me!).

If the company refuses to pay for the repair, I will take it to small claims court. It cannot return my money 'cause I walked out without paying. I was incensed and shocked to the point of silence so you know how upset I was.

422 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:08:53am

re: #414 Lucius Septimius

Almost certainly he's going for the parents' votes. Plus maybe he really likes to spend lots of time around little kids.

Hmmmm.

Let's not go there.

423 'Nam Grunt  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:09:03am

Don't buy into this Obama crap folks "Stand or Fall"

424 yochanan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:09:35am

re: #359 Lucius Septimius

And a fine good morning to you.

Never did Boone's Farm, though my sister did. Do remember swigging from big bottles of Riuniti.

THUNDERBIRD AND TOKEN A 'J'

425 realwest  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:10:39am

re: #421 MandyManners
"I was incensed and shocked to the point of silence so you know how upset I was."
Holy Crap - shocked to the point of silence? Our Mandy? That musta been the worst cut in all of recorded history!
/ducks and runs away really fast for an older fella!

426 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:11:36am

re: #420 Lucius Septimius

I now have a head full of soft, lovely curls. Danny felt so sorry for me that he charged me a fraction of what he normally charges.

427 CIA Reject  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:11:49am

re:

428 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:11:56am

re: #426 MandyManners

And no hole at the base of your skull?

429 realwest  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:12:09am

re: #424 yochanan Thunderbird?!? And here I thought you was a man of discernment! For me it was Mad Dog 20-20! LOL!

430 laZardo  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:12:35am

re: #423 'Nam Grunt

This classic by the same band has a more... "revealing" tone about the campaign.

431 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:13:00am

re: #425 realwest

The last time it was this short was when I was in Kindergarten and I had a pixie cut.

432 realwest  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:13:30am

re: #427 CIA Reject
Ah jeez - Southern Comfort? You mean that swill that smelled like a cheap, little girl's perfume?
Gag!

433 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:13:53am

re: #423 'Nam Grunt

Don't buy into this Obama crap folks "Stand or Fall"

Good tune!

434 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:14:44am

re: #424 yochanan

THUNDERBIRD AND TOKEN A 'J'

Mad Dog 20/20! (Well, except for the night when a buddy puked her guts all over my white leather seats.)

435 'Nam Grunt  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:15:13am

re: #430 laZardo

YUP!

436 MandyManners  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:15:24am

re: #428 Lucius Septimius

And no hole at the base of your skull?

No. He worked some mighty powerful magic.

437 rawmuse  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:15:33am

Good morning, Lizards! Mandy, I'd bet you are perfectly fetching.
Now, can you fetch me some coffee?
Just kidding. Back away from the rolling pin...

438 yochanan  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:16:02am

re: #429 realwest

Thunderbird?!? And here I thought you was a man of discernment! For me it was Mad Dog 20-20! LOL!


I FORGOT THE RIPPLE AND ALICE B. TOKLAS BROWNIES

439 realwest  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:16:07am

re: #423 'Nam Grunt
Morning 'Bro - try this one out: [Link: www.imeem.com...]

440 jcm  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:16:22am

Morning all!

Today is my 3rd Birthday as a lizard!

SCOTUS live blog.

Heller in 45 minutesl

441 Lucius Septimius  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:16:31am

re: #431 MandyManners

And now that's how I'll always think of you ....

442 jcm  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:16:47am

re: #437 rawmuse

Good morning, Lizards! Mandy, I'd bet you are perfectly fetching.
Now, can you fetch me some coffee?
Just kidding. Back away from the rolling pin...

Run, just run!

443 rawmuse  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:17:34am

Police picked up a suspect in this triple murder that happened not too far from my abode. That is good.

444 realwest  Thu, Jun 26, 2008 6:18:15am