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Clenis to Obama: Kiss My Ass

Sat, Jun 28, 2008 at 1:11:42 pm PDT

Wow. Gotta love this election—or maybe you don’t. The Telegraph quotes “a senior Democrat” saying that Bill Clinton told friends if Barack Obama wants his support, Obama will have to “kiss my ass.”

Bill Clinton is so bitter about Barack Obama’s victory over his wife Hillary that he has told friends the Democratic nominee will have to beg for his wholehearted support.

Mr Obama is expected to speak to Mr Clinton for the first time since he won the nomination in the next few days, but campaign insiders say that the former president’s future campaign role is a “sticking point” in peace talks with Mrs Clinton’s aides.

The Telegraph has learned that the former president’s rage is still so great that even loyal allies are shocked by his patronising attitude to Mr Obama, and believe that he risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence.

A senior Democrat who worked for Mr Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr Obama could “kiss my ass” in return for his support.

Classy!

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1 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:13:55pm
kiss it.
2 mjk  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:14:11pm

Hope! Change! Unity!

Why am I not surprised that Billy Clinton is a classless jerk?

3 MarineGrunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:14:13pm

Wow!

4 breid  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:14:45pm

I sure hope Clinton doesn't "damage his own reputation with his intransigence". Actually, I feel the same way about Barry as Clinton does.

5 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:14:53pm
he risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence

He did that by letting Lewinsky perform oral sex on him.

6 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:14:55pm

unite.

your lips. my ass

unity!

drink

7 tommygum  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:15:14pm

Bill, we hardly knew ye.

8 Psaturn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:15:24pm

I'd understand why Bill would be upset at Obama.

The interesting part is the one that Bill does not think Obama is winnable.

That is interesting.

Does he know something we don't?

9 IslandLibertarian  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:15:36pm

And Obama replied, "Only if Bill wears the "Blue Dress"."

NObama!

10 schultzw  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:15:53pm

This is not the behind I thought I had to kiss!

11 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:16:51pm

Now THATS some gamy buttocks!

12 livefreeor die  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:17:28pm

re: #1 Shug

It always seems to boil down to that with Billy Jeff.

13 vagabond trader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:17:46pm

Liplock cage match between two of the BIGgest political narcissists on the planet. Too funny how the once subservient Clintonista press has abandoned ship. Turnaround is a beetch.

14 NonNativeTexan  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:17:53pm

He's just upset because the MSM isn't kissing it anymore.

15 Bloodnok  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:18:20pm

Please go stand in front of the bus, Mr. Clinton.

16 JammieWearingFool  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:18:35pm

Paula Jones was unavailable for comment.

Next time he'll tell Obama to "put a little ice on that ..."

17 livefreeor die  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:18:37pm

This is some great Schadenfreude.

18 snopercod  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:19:01pm

Pick a spot, Clinton's all ass.

19 BignJames  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:19:01pm

Start anywhere.....he's ass all over.

20 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:19:11pm

UNITY!

21 Miss Molly  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:19:12pm

It must be hard for Billy to realize that he does not get to move back into the White House come January.

22 pegcity  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:19:14pm

democrats are so nice, not like those mean republicans

23 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:19:25pm

I am going to have to come down on Bill's side on this one.

They slammed him with the "racist" thing and I do not believe it was true.

24 tommygum  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:19:40pm

Ass for days.

25 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:19:49pm

barry...save your suit.

/DNA

26 BignJames  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:20:06pm

re: #18 snopercod

Stole my snark!

27 snopercod  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:20:08pm

re: #19 BignJames

Beat you my microseconds! Neenerneener!

28 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:20:25pm

White sox now up 3 to 2! Yeah baby!

29 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:20:33pm

Me thinks Bill might prefer Michelle to Barry, just a feeling (or mebbe a grope).

30 schultzw  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:21:14pm

re: #28 opnion

HOLLER!

31 Anna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:21:18pm

Bill 'dont stop thinking about tommorow' Clinton against Barry 'revolution' Obama. Now that is a PPV of the me-lovers cage fight.

To damage a good reputation, one must have a good reputation to start with. All Bill has is a blue dress and immortality on trying to redefine the word is.

32 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:21:23pm

re: #29 maddogg

Ugh!

33 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:21:34pm

Operation Chaos lives on!

34 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:21:54pm

re: #29 maddogg

Me thinks Bill might prefer Michelle to Barry, just a feeling (or mebbe a grope).

What exactly are you saying? Does Clinton have a history of womanizing?

35 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:22:18pm

I'll bet Bill's son looks a lot like Barack

36 Sylvester_T_Cat  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:22:30pm

Too good to happen, but wouldn't it be a hoot if Slick endorsed .... the other guy who will be on the ballot, McSomething or other, the editor will remember who it is, we're all busy at the shrine waiting for Omassiah....(channeling a "free" press major media member there, insert /sarc if needed ;-)).
"Too good to happen", 'cause Billy Bob's charming missus has some monster campaign bills to pay off and a move like that would cause a massive moonbat mental meltdown, heh.

37 KingKenrod  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:22:38pm

I think Bill will miss the "kiss my ass" he was planning to tell the entire country on Jan 20.

38 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:22:53pm

re: #35 Shug

I'll bet Bill's son looks a lot like Barack

Huh?

39 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:23:20pm

re: #34 opnion

What exactly are you saying? Does Clinton have a history of womanizing?

Just a tiny one.

40 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:23:28pm

re: #8 Psaturn

I'd understand why Bill would be upset at Obama.

The interesting part is the one that Bill does not think Obama is winnable.

That is interesting.

Does he know something we don't?

Interesting indeed. Say what you will about Clinton, he is one of the most perceptive politicians of recent decades. He sees through the media hype to the reality of the situation: Obama has huge negatives, and the word is filtering out through the electorate even if the media choose to ignore it. Media support is not as valuable as it once was.
I am predicting a disaster of Biblical, or at least McGovern, proportions for the Dems this November.

41 livefreeor die  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:23:37pm

re: #34 opnion

What exactly are you saying? Does Clinton have a history of womanizing?

I'd love to see the press' take on that now (aside from the Vanity Fair article). When Billy Jeff was their love object, it was all just "rumor" and "Republican slander". Now that he's a cast-off, how much could they dig up?

42 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:24:02pm

re: #39 MandyManners

Just a tiny one.

Forehead slap! Who knew?

43 Bobblehead  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:24:12pm

I must admit I'd like to see a war of words between Bubba nd Barry. What fun.

44 Sharmuta  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:24:30pm

Ah yes. Bubba is still bitterly clinging to his..... um.... maybe I shouldn't go there.

45 tommygum  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:24:58pm

re: #40 Shiplord Kirel

Your words to His ears......

46 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:25:13pm

I would vote for Bill Clinton before Osama if I had only the 2 choices, better yet I would vote for GWB right now before McCain or Osama.

47 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:25:25pm

re: #40 Shiplord Kirel

Interesting indeed. Say what you will about Clinton, he is one of the most perceptive politicians of recent decades. He sees through the media hype to the reality of the situation: Obama has huge negatives, and the word is filtering out through the electorate even if the media choose to ignore it. Media support is not as valuable as it once was.
I am predicting a disaster of Biblical, or at least McGovern, proportions for the Dems this November.

Man I hope that you are spot on. I don't know

48 livefreeor die  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:25:29pm

re: #44 Sharmuta

Ah yes. Bubba is still bitterly clinging to his..... um.... maybe I shouldn't go there.

Yeah, I already went through a lot of mind bleach with the Starr report.

49 ironbill  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:25:33pm

While I am of the "pox on both their houses" school (Obama and Hillary), I find it quite interesting when Bill Clinton goes into his "I will protect my wife's honor" mode.

50 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:25:44pm

re: #44 Sharmuta

Ah yes. Bubba is still bitterly clinging to his..... um.... maybe I shouldn't go there.

LOL!

51 vagabond trader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:25:55pm

If all goes well the msm abandonment of the Clintons is a preview of the Obama's future treatment.HOPE! CHANGE!

52 kay1212  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:26:04pm

The Dems, like gerbils, eat their own. Vanity Fair wrote the Clinton hit piece and now everyone is "leaking" Clinton anger issues.

53 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:26:54pm

re: #43 Bobblehead

I must admit I'd like to see a war of words between Bubba nd Barry. What fun.


Clinton is a Libertine, cretin, but Barry would be way out of his depth.

54 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:26:56pm
the former president’s rage is still so great that even loyal allies are shocked by his patronising attitude to Mr Obama, and believe that he risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence

lol. Yeah it sure would be a shame to tarnish that sterling reputation by being intransigent. He should stick to accepting hummers from girls half his age and lying about them.

55 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:27:16pm

re: #49 ironbill

While I am of the "pox on both their houses" school (Obama and Hillary), I find it quite interesting when Bill Clinton goes into his "I will protect my wife's honor" mode.

That whore wouldn't know how to honor his wife to save his life.

56 chinesearithmetic  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:27:35pm

It's a British paper. They always lie. It doesn't count.

57 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:28:02pm

re: #46 BBev

Wouldn't we all? Even when we're unhappy with Bush, he looks better than the current choices.

However, given the current choices, it's positively astonishing to me how much better McCain looks every day!

58 GreenYoda  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:28:33pm

The look on Bubba's face in the photo is priceless. This guy has serious "anger management" issues...

59 nyc redneck  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:28:41pm

bill clinton means every word of "kiss my ass."
he is more stunned by the rejection than hillary.
he is a weaker person.

60 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:28:53pm

re: #52 kay1212

The Dems, like gerbils, eat their own. Vanity Fair wrote the Clinton hit piece and now everyone is "leaking" Clinton anger issues.

I thought they did something else w/ gerbils

61 tommygum  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:29:12pm

Think SCOTUS. Reason no. 1.

62 EC Marm  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:29:46pm

re: #56 chinesearithmetic

It's a British paper. They always lie. It doesn't count.

Obama doesnt know that, and about 1,586,345,546,891,093 other things.

63 vagabond trader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:29:53pm

re: #58 GreenYoda

Recently I mentioned the infamous temper to someone and they were actually shocked, never heard about it. lol.

64 livefreeor die  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:29:54pm

re: #58 GreenYoda

The look on Bubba's face in the photo is priceless. This guy has serious "anger management" issues...

...with a healthy dollop of narcissism. His main issue is not that he worries about the party doing well or his wife's honor. He didn't get what he wanted and wasn't fawned over this time by the press. WHAAAHHHH.

65 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:30:00pm

re: #58 GreenYoda

when things don't go his way aparrently.(how dare obama defeat my wife)

66 Sylvester_T_Cat  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:30:14pm

Since we're talking democrats here, maybe it wouldn't be off-topic to suggest something to our graphic-artist types: Here's a slogan I think would be a political winner right now that is just so darned appropriate.
Remember the bumper-stickers that said, "If you can read this, thank a teacher", usually with a red apple graphic?
How about a graphic showing a gas pump price--

If you can read this.
$4.59 9/10
Thank a Democrat.

67 FrogMarch  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:30:16pm

ooooo the first black president (who isn't black) is sick with rage.

fun!

68 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:30:22pm

re: #49 ironbill

While I am of the "pox on both their houses" school (Obama and Hillary), I find it quite interesting when Bill Clinton goes into his "I will protect my wife's honor" mode.

Oh, I used to love it when he would deliver the State of the Union.
He would look up at Hillary in the balcony, bite his lower lip and tear up, saying "I honor you."
The whole tikme he was storing a chubby intern under his desk,

69 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:30:26pm

re: #57 Dianna

Wouldn't we all? Even when we're unhappy with Bush, he looks better than the current choices.

However, given the current choices, it's positively astonishing to me how much better McCain looks every day!

There is no argument here.

70 Miss Molly  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:30:27pm

But "I'm Bill Clinton. How dare anyone take anything away from me that I want"

71 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:30:32pm

re: #52 kay1212

The Dems, like gerbils, eat their own. Vanity Fair wrote the Clinton hit piece and now everyone is "leaking" Clinton anger issues.

Gerbils? Little furry things? They eat their own?

72 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:30:56pm

Folks, this whole Dem unity stuff is a bunch of 'Carp'. Hill will never be Obama's VP. Yes they may appear on the same stage from time to time (Keep track of how many times they actually campaign together, the lib media will hype every campaign event they both attend, but my prediction is that they will be few and far between). Deep down the Clintons both hate Obama. They think Shrill deserves the WH, not some young usurper to the throne. Besides , there is the "Queen Bee Syndrome" to factor in. With a women VP, first lady Michelle Obama (Jesus, don't those last 4 words make you cringe?) will be lucky if her name gets mentioned in section Z Page 40 of any paper. I think Michelle runs the Obama household. (notice how Dem women seem more powerful then their men?). Michelle doesn't want the Clintons anywhere close to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

73 ironbill  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:31:07pm

I have never believed the Clintons to be as smart as their opponents have described them. Manipulating and calculating, yes; but never overly intelligent. However, the little bit of conspiracy theorist in me says that Bubba would like nothing better than for Obamamessiah to lose. Then he can say "see I told ya.'"

Because of this, Monica's boyfriend will continue to make himself visible.

74 pegcity  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:31:13pm

re: #71 Dianna

i thought that was hamsters?

i guess they're all rodents

75 EC Marm  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:31:25pm

re: #66 Sylvester_T_Cat
Not bad...

76 Sharmuta  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:31:45pm

I would tell bill clinton to kiss my ass, but I want him NOWHERE near me.

77 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:31:52pm

Time flies:

I was just doing some background surfing on Bubba and was startled to realize that Monica Lewinsky will soon be 35 years old (born July 23, 1973).

78 soccerdad  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:32:15pm

re: #40 Shiplord Kirel

I am predicting a disaster of Biblical, or at least McGovern, proportions for the Dems this November.

Welcome aboard. I've been saying that for months.

79 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:32:56pm
Joe Klein, the author of Primary Colours, a fictionalised account of Mr Clinton's 1992 election, who has known the former president for 20 years, said he also heard that he was "very, very bitter", from people who have spoken with him.

Well, Obama knows all about those bitter people. Don't most of 'em live in Pennsylvania?

80 Captain Hate  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:33:10pm

Is that any way for the son of the town slut of some bumf*ck crossroad in Arkansas to talk?

81 ironbill  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:34:13pm

re: #55 MandyManners

re: #68 opnion

Another example of why contemporary journalism has gone in the tank. Given his history of infidelity and deceit, the irony was always lost on the pundit class.

82 livefreeor die  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:34:20pm

re: #80 Captain Hate

Is that any way for the son of the town slut of some bumf*ck crossroad in Arkansas to talk?

Ehh, let's leave his mom alone. At least she was better than Miss Lillian.

83 BigJohn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:34:56pm

re: #9 IslandLibertarian

And Obama replied, "Only if Bill wears the "Blue Dress"."

NObama!

Here in Southeastern Conference football land, we've learned that NoBama '08 serves a dual purpose.

84 FrogMarch  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:35:16pm

the clinton rehabilitation tour was stopped by an actual black candidate. It's really quit delicious when you think about it.

/klinton karma.

85 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:35:18pm

re: #78 soccerdad

Welcome aboard. I've been saying that for months.

Me too.
The reason I do not believe the polls, is for one, they usually under represent R's and two, I don't think that people will tell a pollster that they are dem and aren't going to vote for Obama.

Just my two cents

86 6pat6  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:36:37pm
A senior Democrat who worked for Mr Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr Obama could “kiss my ass” in return for his support.

I am so digging this! I'm telling you, the Clintons have something up their sleeves for the convention...between that, and all of the bullshit the DNC is putting the convention organizers through with all of the "natural green" crap, Denver is gonna be a real hotspot in August.

I hope the press is there when B-HO puckers up for a smoochie with Bill's broadening buttocks! Maybe Mizz Michelle can get ready to kiss the lovely pantsuited Shrill One, at the same time!

This will be soooo much fun to watch! The Clintons have more friends in low places than the Obamas can ever hope to have!

87 Iron Fist  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:37:05pm

This is going to be fun! Now if McCain will fight...

88 Teacake!  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:37:30pm

#2 mjk - Why am I not surprised that Billy Clinton is a classless jerk?


Actually, this might be the first time any politician is speaking and acting honestly!

89 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:37:43pm

Anyone see the "unity" speech?

You could tell that Hillary hates Obama.
Really hates him.

90 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:38:06pm

re: #87 Iron Fist

The man should start acting like he wants the job.

91 6pat6  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:38:41pm

re: #89 Typicalwhitey

The Shrill One despises B-HO and M-HO both! It is sooooo fun to see this "unity and harmony"!

92 zhivago  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:39:03pm

Guys! Guys! Has anyone and I mean anyone that ol' politico Bill endorsed ever won an election? Any race? Anywhere? He needs to get aboard the Obama express pronto.
Z

93 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:39:16pm

damn, white sux 4 against 2 for my Cubs

94 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:39:19pm

re: #80 Captain Hate

Is that any way for the son of the town slut of some bumf*ck crossroad in Arkansas to talk?

* * *
What a disgusting comment.

Clinton by all accounts worked hard, was ambitious and rose above his humble beginning to become President of the United States.

I think he was a lousy president, but it wasn't because of his humble beginnings.

He's just realized he's worked for scumbag democrat party ideals all his life, and it's all been a crock. He and his wife have been tossed aside by former fawning democrats for a younger version of himself, with pigment, equally willing to say anything, do anything to impose leftist ideas on the world.

It can't be a good feeling to think all your life you worked for these folks.

95 kay1212  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:39:54pm

re: #81 ironbill

re: #68 opnion

Another example of why contemporary journalism has gone in the tank. Given his history of infidelity and deceit, the irony was always lost on the pundit class.

Yet, Hillary was the choice among women. Do they not see that Bill and Hill were to feminism as Rev. Wright is for equality for all?

96 Kosh's Shadow  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:39:58pm

re: #4 breid

I sure hope Clinton doesn't "damage his own reputation with his intransigence". Actually, I feel the same way about Barry as Clinton does.

Not quite. I wouldn't let B. Hussein anywhere near my ass. Or my donkey.

97 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:40:03pm

re: #89 Typicalwhitey

Anyone see the "unity" speech?

You could tell that Hillary hates Obama.
Really hates him.


i can relate

98 6pat6  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:40:10pm

re: #94 alegrias

Amen to that!

99 Pullus Iulius  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:40:13pm

Careful, Barry. You don't know where that ass has been.

100 FrogMarch  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:40:22pm

re: #85 Typicalwhitey

Me too.
The reason I do not believe the polls, is for one, they usually under represent R's and two, I don't think that people will tell a pollster that they are dem and aren't going to vote for Obama.

Just my two cents

I hope you guys are right. Not to be a cynical moby - but I'm feeling just the opposite.

101 Opilio  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:40:35pm

re: #85 Typicalwhitey

Me too.
The reason I do not believe the polls, is for one, they usually under represent R's and two, I don't think that people will tell a pollster that they are dem and aren't going to vote for Obama.

There's actually a name for that second one: The Bradley Effect

102 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:40:43pm

re: #81 ironbill

re: #68 opnion

Another example of why contemporary journalism has gone in the tank. Given his history of infidelity and deceit, the irony was always lost on the pundit class.

Clinton's defenders made fools of themselves, getting tied into knots trying to defend him.
My favorite was a psychologist they rolled out on MSNBC after Clinton lies were irrefutable. The guy actually opined that Clinton actually by lying was teaching us a better way to mental health. You know, lying is healthy

103 ironbill  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:41:25pm

re: #94 alegrias

* * *
What a disgusting comment.

Clinton by all accounts worked hard, was ambitious and rose above his humble beginning to become President of the United States.

I think he was a lousy president, but it wasn't because of his humble beginnings.

He's just realized he's worked for scumbag democrat party ideals all his life, and it's all been a crock. He and his wife have been tossed aside by former fawning democrats for a younger version of himself, with pigment, equally willing to say anything, do anything to impose leftist ideas on the world.

It can't be a good feeling to think all your life you worked for these folks.

You nailed it.

104 Wyatt Junker  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:41:52pm

Its not safe to kiss raw, unprocessed ham. Shit needs cooking first.

105 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:41:53pm

I'm sure Bill meant it in the best possible way.

106 Captain Hate  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:42:03pm

re: #94 alegrias

* * *
What a disgusting comment.

Clinton by all accounts worked hard, was ambitious and rose above his humble beginning to become President of the United States.

Juanita Broderick, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey and others beg to differ. Maybe you should take Clenis some ice to put on it.

107 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:42:53pm

re: #91 6pat6

The Shrill One despises B-HO and M-HO both! It is sooooo fun to see this "unity and harmony"!

This is my opinion.
Hillary has something on BHO or MHO.
I don't know what it is but I really believe she has it.
She only suspended her campaign.
She gets BHO to pay off her debt, springs it right before the convention and is then chosen by the supers.

Anyone wanna bet me on this?

108 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:43:24pm

re: #87 Iron Fist

This is going to be fun! Now if McCain will fight...

He had better. you know that the left will be.

109 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:43:36pm

re: #93 chicagodudewhotrades

damn, white sux 4 against 2 for my Cubs

Go Sox, take down the Loveable LOSERS!

110 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:43:38pm

re: #106 Captain Hate

Juanita Broderick, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey and others beg to differ. Maybe you should take Clenis some ice to put on it.

That does not excuse what you said about his mother.

111 BrianA  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:43:45pm

For the first time in my adult life I might just like Billy Jeff for a moment.

112 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:44:07pm

re: #107 Typicalwhitey

This is my opinion.
Hillary has something on BHO or MHO.
I don't know what it is but I really believe she has it.
She only suspended her campaign.
She gets BHO to pay off her debt, springs it right before the convention and is then chosen by the supers.

Anyone wanna bet me on this?

I'd love to see that happen.

113 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:44:10pm

re: #92 zhivago

Bill's endorsement of Obama isn't needed the loser Markos and Daily Koss are in the Obama camp. Isn't Dkos something like 2-20 when it comes to winning endorsements. For example, is Ned Lamont a Senator?


Btw, cool nickname. Good pic, that is a great movie

114 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:44:25pm

re: #106 Captain Hate

Juanita Broderick, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey and others beg to differ. Maybe you should take Clenis some ice to put on it.


Clinton is trash.

btw
Hitler rose from humble beginnings too

115 Opinionated  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:44:40pm
Obama will have to “kiss my ass.”

Prologue to a kiss.

Obama first has to kiss Clinton's ass on the way to kissing Ahmadinejad's ass.

116 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:44:41pm

I blame this all on Hillary.

If Bill were satisfied at home, he wouldn't have to engage in sexual encounters on the road.

117 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:44:46pm

re: #109 opnion

Go Sox, take down the Loveable LOSERS!

I'm gonna' tell mama winger on you.

118 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:44:58pm

re: #109 opnion

Go Sox, take down the Loveable LOSERS!

Why are you even bothering it’s going to be the Red Sox at the end of the day!

119 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:45:01pm

re: #82 livefreeor die

Ehh, let's leave his mom alone. At least she was better than Miss Lillian.

What? I'm not a fan of her politics - or her son - but Lillian Carter was a fine woman. How many senior citizens do you know who volunteer for the peace corps?

By the way, Virginia (rightly) chastises herself in her autobiography.

120 Mr Spiffy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:45:09pm

re: #68 opnion

Oh, I used to love it when he would deliver the State of the Union.
He would look up at Hillary in the balcony, bite his lower lip and tear up, saying "I honor you."
The whole tikme he was storing a chubby intern under his desk,

you were expecting maybe Marilyn Monroe?

121 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:45:36pm

re: #116 HelloDare

I blame this all on Hillary.

If Bill were satisfied at home, he wouldn't have to engage in sexual encounters on the road.

WTF? Are you kidding?

NO ONE HOLDS A GUN TO AN ADULTERER'S HEAD.

122 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:46:09pm

BBL

123 Captain Hate  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:46:34pm

re: #110 MandyManners

That does not excuse what you said about his mother.

Sorry if that offends you and whoever else but I think rape sexual imposition is much worse than what I posted. If Charles disagrees he can delete it or ban me; but I stick by it.

124 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:46:43pm

re: #116 HelloDare

I blame this all on Hillary.

If Bill were satisfied at home, he wouldn't have to engage in sexual encounters on the road.

oh shit

WW III in 3...2....1

125 BrianA  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:46:47pm

I bet it's not the first ass BHO has had to kiss. Don't bet he won't just do it.

126 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:47:31pm

re: #112 MandyManners


Trust me that would be her ultimate F#$$ You to Obama.
Get him to help pay off her debts and then screw him over.

127 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:47:50pm
128 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:48:02pm

re: #107 Typicalwhitey

I have a Pro-position on Rasmussen's political prediction market that the Dem convention will be brokered. I have a feeing something is up the Clinton's sleeves too.

129 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:48:04pm

re: #114 Shug

Clinton is trash.

btw
Hitler rose from humble beginnings too

So did Abraham Lincoln.
It's not where you begin, it where you choose to go.

130 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:48:35pm

re: #124 Shug

oh shit

WW III in 3...2....1

It's so stupid, it must be a setup for a joke...

131 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:48:38pm

re: #106 Captain Hate

Juanita Broderick, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey and others beg to differ. Maybe you should take Clenis some ice to put on it.

* * *
He was a lousy sexist president who by democrat standards should have been fired for having sex/or whatever, with an underling under his command.

Like I said, democrats and democrat women were willing to overlook, nay, DEFEND Clinton's loutish sexist behavior and worse, DERELICTION OF DUTY to preserve, protect & defend America, so long as they were in power.

Al Qaeda screwed us eight years straight while terrorist Arafat slept over eight years straight in the Lincoln Bedroom, while Clinton played with women not his wife--and democrats thought or said he was a ROCK STAR who walked on water.

132 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:48:46pm

re: #117 MandyManners

I'm gonna' tell mama winger on you.

No no! Let me, uh you know, take it back.

133 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:49:24pm

re: #117 MandyManners

I'm gonna' tell mama winger on you.

We're going to have to tell her. He's been very, very bad about this.
Of course, if he were to cross our palms with a little silver,........
we could forget, no?

134 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:49:27pm

re: #116 HelloDare

I blame this all on Hillary.

If Bill were satisfied at home, he wouldn't have to engage in sexual encounters on the road.

My wife is disabled so from what your saying I should go out and cheat on her, WOW and WTF. that is such a dimocrat attitude.

135 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:50:01pm

re: #110 MandyManners

That does not excuse what you said about his mother.

* * *
Thank you for being so concise, when I blabbed on! Let the man be judged for his actions, not the circumstances of his birth.

136 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:51:07pm

Billy Jeff is upset that neither of his Vice-Presidents will get to carry on his legacy. What the MSM gives, the MSM taketh away.

137 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:51:28pm

Funny how Bill is insufferable now that he supposedly attacked fellow democrat, his Holiness Obama. Those women Bill sexually abused were democrats.

138 Captain Hate  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:51:29pm

re: #116 HelloDare

I blame this all on Hillary.

If Bill were satisfied at home, he wouldn't have to engage in sexual encounters on the road.


I'm sure you meant this sarcastically but the Glacier in Pantsuits could be a super-model with the appetite of a porn actress and Slick would still be out chasing strange.

139 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:51:40pm

re: #116 HelloDare

I blame this all on Hillary.

If Bill were satisfied at home, he wouldn't have to engage in sexual encounters on the road.

You forgot the sarc tag.

140 nyc redneck  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:51:55pm

re: #107 Typicalwhitey

This is my opinion.
Hillary has something on BHO or MHO.
I don't know what it is but I really believe she has it.
She only suspended her campaign.
She gets BHO to pay off her debt, springs it right before the convention and is then chosen by the supers.

Anyone wanna bet me on this?

i think if she had something, she would have used it to get the nomination out right. it's a little attenuated to think she would scheme to this extent.
i think now she is waiting and hoping for a scandal to happen or maybe the republicans to drop something on him.
i agree that she has not thrown in the towel. i didn't see her 'unity' speech but i herd it was all abt. her and not much abt. unity.
these two are not united. and she is praying he goes under bus soon.

141 MarineMomSue  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:52:05pm

re: #88 Teacake!

#2 mjk - Why am I not surprised that Billy Clinton is a classless jerk?


Actually, this might be the first time any politician is speaking and acting honestly!

1st time Bill ever spoke or acted honestly

142 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:52:06pm

re: #133 wolfie

We're going to have to tell her. He's been very, very bad about this.
Of course, if he were to cross our palms with a little silver,........
we could forget, no?

OK. Sounds good. Where do I send the , uh contribution?

143 Opilio  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:52:16pm

re: #123 Captain Hate

Sorry if that offends you and whoever else but I think rape sexual imposition is much worse than what I posted. If Charles disagrees he can delete it or ban me; but I stick by it.

Your original post (#80) slandered Clinton's mother, not Bill. People are objecting to your slander of the man's mother, not anything you may have subsequently posted about Bill.

144 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:52:26pm

I can assure you, kiss my ass is probably the NICEST thing either one of them have said about obambi in private.
One I am sure they have said starts with uppity.

145 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:52:31pm

re: #94 alegrias

* * *
What a disgusting comment.

Clinton by all accounts worked hard, was ambitious and rose above his humble beginning to become President of the United States.

I think he was a lousy president, but it wasn't because of his humble beginnings.

He's just realized he's worked for scumbag democrat party ideals all his life, and it's all been a crock. He and his wife have been tossed aside by former fawning democrats for a younger version of himself, with pigment, equally willing to say anything, do anything to impose leftist ideas on the world.

It can't be a good feeling to think all your life you worked for these folks.

You reap what you sew. Clinton deserves his situation.

146 BGB!  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:54:41pm

Does this mean that Billy Jeff will be taking position under the bus?

147 Captain Hate  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:54:48pm

re: #143 Opilio

Your original post (#80) slandered Clinton's mother, not Bill. People are objecting to your slander of the man's mother, not anything you may have subsequently posted about Bill.

Slander? LOL; I'd like my chances in court.

148 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:54:55pm

re: #143 Opilio

Your original post (#80) slandered Clinton's mother, not Bill. People are objecting to your slander of the man's mother, not anything you may have subsequently posted about Bill.

Slander? What is untruthful about it?

149 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:54:58pm

re: #131 alegrias

Well said and right on!

150 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:55:32pm

BTW, in the end, Obama will pucker up. Like Slick, he will lower himself to any level to grab the brass ring, and morals, pride, nor principles amount to a pile of dung compared to the prize.

151 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:55:40pm

re: #140 nyc redneck

i think if she had something, she would have used it to get the nomination out right. it's a little attenuated to think she would scheme to this extent.
i think now she is waiting and hoping for a scandal to happen or maybe the republicans to drop something on him.
i agree that she has not thrown in the towel. i didn't see her 'unity' speech but i herd it was all abt. her and not much abt. unity.
these two are not united. and she is praying he goes under bus soon.

Maybe.
And maybe she has a hold back because she saw he was the teflon don there for awhile.
I don't put anything past her at this point.

I cannot stand Hillary. But I will say that if I had to choose between the pantsuit and the empty suit, I would get rip roaring drunk, hold my nose, pull the lever for her and then go to confession.

152 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:55:56pm

re: #129 wolfie

Actually, it's what you choose to do to get there that is important.

153 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:56:08pm

Joe Crede makes a gold glove play to save two runs & put the Cubs back on the field! Still 4 to 2 Sox!

154 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:56:18pm

re: #121 MandyManners

WTF? Are you kidding?

NO ONE HOLDS A GUN TO AN ADULTERER'S HEAD.

Gees. Didn't know I needed a sarc tag on that. Yes I was kidding. I was referring to Obama kissing Bill's ass as a sexual encounter. I will / from now on.

155 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:56:44pm

re: #139 goddessoftheclassroom

Don't miss #292 in the previous thread.

156 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:57:44pm

And for the record, I feel for Bill on one level, Hillary could make a telephone pole limp.

157 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:57:54pm

re: #154 HelloDare

Gees. Didn't know I needed a sarc tag on that. Yes I was kidding. I was referring to Obama kissing Bill's ass as a sexual encounter. I will / from now on.

Yes, it's important.

158 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:58:31pm

re: #154 HelloDare
Ya you better or we will verbally kick the crap out of you. :-)

sarc/

159 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:58:35pm

re: #140 nyc redneck

If she has something, she will get it out there as if the Republicans did it. And many lemmings will believe.

160 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:58:35pm

re: #145 maddogg

You reap what you sew. Clinton deserves his situation.

Um, you reap what you sow, for good or ill; and rip what you sew, if you do it badly.

161 Killian Bundy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:58:47pm
Bill Clinton told friends if Barack Obama wants his support, Obama will have to “kiss my ass.”

/can you say PhotoShop?

162 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:59:06pm

re: #145 maddogg

You reap what you sew. Clinton deserves his situation.

* * *
I don't think America deserves to be stuck with another colossal failure of a liberal president because of another snow job by the lovestruck media who sold these two as BOY GENIUSES who either shook JFK's hands while teenagers, or are JFK reincarnated (new and improved!) by a Kenyan father.

You have a point, in that Clinton's just waking up the morning after having been screwed by Dems! Now maybe he knows what his victims felt like. Powerless and no one cares he got screwed & abandoned.

163 NoMoLibs  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:59:32pm

"....and believe that [Clinton] risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence."

Methinks there's not much more left of that reputation to damage.

164 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:59:44pm

re: #154 HelloDare

Gees. Didn't know I needed a sarc tag on that. Yes I was kidding. I was referring to Obama kissing Bill's ass as a sexual encounter. I will / from now on.

I apologize for doubting you. That particular subject gets me going. Again, I apologize.

165 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 1:59:57pm

re: #80 Captain Hate

LOL

166 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:00:14pm

hmm, storm clouds moving in. I hope it doesn't rain and shut down the game. unless, of course, the sux are blowing out the Cubs. Then a rain cancelation would be a good idea

167 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:01:15pm

re: #145 maddogg

You reap what you sew. Clinton deserves his situation.

And again, that has nothing whatsover to do with calling his mother a "slut". Which is simply ignoble.

(It's "sow", by the way.)

168 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:01:48pm

re: #156 maddogg

And for the record, I feel for Bill on one level, Hillary could make a telephone pole limp.

* * *
After Bill's heart surgery and who knows what else, maybe Bill's sex life is not what it used to be either. Expect him to make Erectile Dysfunction commercials like Bob Dole did in 1996...to pay off Hillary's debts of course. THAT's chivalry.

169 Pygmalienation  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:01:53pm

No ye not that a vote against Barack is a vote for iniquity?,Allah will not guide the unbelievers, lo, Obama is oft hopefull, ever changing. Sura 6:28:2008 (Quran Revised DNC version)

170 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:02:25pm

re: #164 MandyManners

My bad. It's happened more than once. I'm a slow learner.

171 Psaturn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:02:35pm

re: #40 Shiplord Kirel

Interesting indeed. Say what you will about Clinton, he is one of the most perceptive politicians of recent decades. He sees through the media hype to the reality of the situation: Obama has huge negatives, and the word is filtering out through the electorate even if the media choose to ignore it. Media support is not as valuable as it once was.
I am predicting a disaster of Biblical, or at least McGovern, proportions for the Dems this November.

Looking at the news today and their selective use of misleading polls, I wonder if the voters will vote according to what they see or perceive or what they know...

I had a patient who said she was Republican all her life..but this time she was voting Obama.

I asked why?

She said she was tired of Bush and she wanted change.
I asked her what kind of change are you seeking? She told me anyone but Bush. I pointed out that Bush is NOT RUNNING again as Constitution forbids him from running again. I pointed out that McCain's position was different from Bush in many ways and according to some sources I had seen, McCain did not even vote for Bush. She thought about it and she said she would look into it.

She aknowledged she was getting most of her information from the news media. We know how objective MSM is (sarcasm tag here).

172 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:03:11pm

re: #45 tommygum

Your words to His ears......

You stole my post! Seriously, exactly how I feel.

/November feels so faaaaaar away.

173 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:03:19pm

re: #166 chicagodudewhotrades

hmm, storm clouds moving in. I hope it doesn't rain and shut down the game. unless, of course, the sux are blowing out the Cubs. Then a rain cancelation would be a good idea


Fine with m as long as it is past the 5th inning.
You guys just wanna party like it's 1908!
Sorry, I had to.

174 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:03:21pm

re: #168 alegrias

* * *
After Bill's heart surgery and who knows what else, maybe Bill's sex life is not what it used to be either. Expect him to make Erectile Dysfunction commercials like Bob Dole did in 1996...to pay off Hillary's debts of course. THAT's chivalry.

So Bubba will continue erectioneering?

175 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:03:47pm

re: #57 Dianna

Wouldn't we all? Even when we're unhappy with Bush, he looks better than the current choices.

However, given the current choices, it's positively astonishing to me how much better McCain looks every day!

I've never quite understood why so many people who like Bush think McCain is so bad. To me they're fairly close to being the same.

There are a few things I actually prefer about McCain. I suspect that we would have gone into the surge mode in Iraq far sooner under McCain, for one. I also suspect that McCain would have been much more responsible re spending.

The only good things Bush produced that McCain, I think, would not have are the tax cuts and the excellent SCOTUS appointments. (And I admit those two things, especially the latter, are important enough for me to prefer Bush.)

McCain-Feingold? McCain can be blamed for that despicable piece of garbage. But it was an even more despicable act for Bush to sign it, given that he believed it was unconstitutional.

176 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:04:12pm

re: #174 Occasional Reader

So Bubba will continue erectioneering?

And polling.

177 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:04:14pm

By the way, does anyone doubt that if McCain or any other (white) Republican were quoted as saying "kiss my ass" to Obama, this would instantly be decried as "racism"?

178 Mr Spiffy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:04:52pm

re: #131 alegrias

* * *
He was a lousy sexist president who by democrat standards should have been fired for having sex/or whatever, with an underling under his command.

Like I said, democrats and democrat women were willing to overlook, nay, DEFEND Clinton's loutish sexist behavior and worse, DERELICTION OF DUTY to preserve, protect & defend America, so long as they were in power.

Al Qaeda screwed us eight years straight while terrorist Arafat slept over eight years straight in the Lincoln Bedroom, while Clinton played with women not his wife--and democrats thought or said he was a ROCK STAR who walked on water.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'

179 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:05:00pm

re: #176 HelloDare

And polling.

PREGNANT CHADS

180 Steffan  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:05:03pm

re: #40 Shiplord Kirel

Interesting indeed. Say what you will about Clinton, he is one of the most perceptive politicians of recent decades. He sees through the media hype to the reality of the situation: Obama has huge negatives, and the word is filtering out through the electorate even if the media choose to ignore it. Media support is not as valuable as it once was.
I am predicting a disaster of Biblical, or at least McGovern, proportions for the Dems this November.

I agree. J F'n K was blindsided (as were his moonbat supporters) when all of the fawning from the MSM turned out to be wrong. Kerry made the mistake of believing what the MSM told him.... and the MSM's grasp of reality, then and now, is just a tad tenuous.

They're reporting what they want to see, not what's actually out there. That's gonna bite them on their collective asses big time come November.

181 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:05:22pm

re: #176 HelloDare

And polling.

His career will still depend on rising polls... got it.

182 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:05:32pm

re: #171 Psaturn

Looking at the news today and their selective use of misleading polls, I wonder if the voters will vote according to what they see or perceive or what they know...

I had a patient who said she was Republican all her life..but this time she was voting Obama.

I asked why?

She said she was tired of Bush and she wanted change.
I asked her what kind of change are you seeking? She told me anyone but Bush. I pointed out that Bush is NOT RUNNING again as Constitution forbids him from running again. I pointed out that McCain's position was different from Bush in many ways and according to some sources I had seen, McCain did not even vote for Bush. She thought about it and she said she would look into it.

She aknowledged she was getting most of her information from the news media. We know how objective MSM is (sarcasm tag here).

* * *
Tell your friend John McCain, while endorsing Bush in 2000, voted for Al Gore, according to several witnesses.

And in 2004, John Kerry asked McCain to run on the dem ticket as Kerry's Vice President, so how BUSH-like could McCain be, if Democrats were willing to ask him to run on their ticket?

183 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:06:14pm

Dianna and O.R.

I stand corrected. And thanks for the spelling lesson.

184 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:06:19pm

re: #155 debutaunt

Don't miss #292 in the previous thread.

THANK YOU so much for that!

Because of an episode of violence, my EH may not have any unsupervised contact with the children, but he has made no effort to pursue the options available. He has not sent any letters or holiday gifts or even asked if he could (and I w0uld have said yes).

My boys and I are doing fine, and we'll be far better in the end than I believe my EH will be.

185 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:07:12pm

re: #174 Occasional Reader

So Bubba will continue erectioneering?

* * *
Oy! How many times do I have to say, Porque no te callas!

You are so baaaaaad, it's gooooood!

186 ContraJihadi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:07:18pm

re: #72 chicagodudewhotrades

With a ... first lady Michelle Obama (Jesus, don't those last 4 words make you cringe?)

The prospect disgusts. To think that someone who harbors so much hypocritical resentment against America should be its official hostess--well, it would only institutionalize all the coarse behavior we have had to put up with from the Left these last eight years and more.

187 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:07:18pm

re: #177 Occasional Reader

By the way, does anyone doubt that if McCain or any other (white) Republican were quoted as saying "kiss my ass" to Obama, this would instantly be decried as "racism"?

I don't know how that could be we all have asses. Some are just more then others.

188 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:07:21pm

re: #174 Occasional Reader

So Bubba will continue erectioneering?

*snicker*

189 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:08:15pm

re: #142 opnion

OK. Sounds good. Where do I send the , uh contribution?

Okay. Place 100 silver dollars in each of 2 plain brown paper packages.....that's $200 total, chump......and mail them to Buddy Jeff Shiflett, P.O.Box 13, Grundy, VA.
We'll take it from there.

190 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:08:22pm

re: #186 ContraJihadi

The prospect disgusts. To think that someone who harbors so much hypocritical resentment against America should be its official hostess--well, it would only institutionalize all the coarse behavior we have had to put up with from the Left these last eight years and more.

What did Hitchens say about her? The "rage of the entitled"?

191 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:08:33pm

re: #183 maddogg

Dianna and O.R.

I stand corrected. And thanks for the spelling lesson.

You can also say "Quod Severis Metes", and sound all erudite...

192 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:09:02pm

southsiders 4-2
Like that great SNL skit years ago..
Ole Bill Clinton hanging out in the WH with a robe half undone with a beer in his hand yelling out to Hillary about something..
I'm looking forward to that that dream ticket of Obama/Clinton ticket this Nov.

/ I really don't need the slash do I?

193 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:09:22pm

I didn't think anyone could make Hillary look like a good choice,
And I don't think McCain looks like a good choice,
But my God, BHO has accomplished both .

194 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:09:38pm

re: #166 chicagodudewhotrades

hmm, storm clouds moving in. I hope it doesn't rain and shut down the game. unless, of course, the sux are blowing out the Cubs. Then a rain cancelation would be a good idea

It'll pass:

[Link: www.accuweather.com...]

/No, I'm not interested in becoming the next Ed Moran; I was just enjoying a perfect summer day in the pool with a Negra Modelo when this shit rolled in.

195 Psaturn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:09:50pm

Anyone know what is the latest status on Obama's birth certificate?

I never realized that if he was born in Hawaii before 1959 or on 1959, it could be possible he would not be automatically an American citizen as Hawaii became a state on 1959. I am aware that officially he was born on Aug 4, 1961.

But so far, no official birth certificate is shown anywhere.

The Live Birth Certificate on Kos and Obama's website is a actually a Photoshop version...and it is not an authentic document according to the State of Hawaii simply because it does NOT have the embossed SEAL of the State of Hawaii...

196 jimboster  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:10:36pm

Considering Obama's unbridled ambition to be President, I can envision him responding, "I could do that."

197 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:10:40pm

Tomorrow, Hillary and Obama will follow up their meeting in Unity, New Hampshire with a press conference in Kiss My Ass, Nebraska.

198 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:10:50pm

re: #187 BBev

After all, it is the MSM and the left. Easy for them to make that jump.

199 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:10:50pm

re: #190 MandyManners

What did Hitchens say about her? The "rage of the entitled"?

He kind of swiped that, consciously or not, from Ellis Cose, The Rage of a Privileged Class.

200 Psaturn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:11:18pm

re: #182 alegrias

* * *
Tell your friend John McCain, while endorsing Bush in 2000, voted for Al Gore, according to several witnesses.

And in 2004, John Kerry asked McCain to run on the dem ticket as Kerry's Vice President, so how BUSH-like could McCain be, if Democrats were willing to ask him to run on their ticket?

You got a point there!

And she is not a friend...but a client I see about once a year for her regular check up.

201 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:11:19pm

Damn, forgot the sarc tag again. /

202 Shug  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:11:30pm

besa me kulo

/ bill richardson

203 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:11:30pm

re: #193 n in wi

I know!

Back in 2007 (oh, the mists of time) I said that I could not vote for McCain.

I was wrong.

204 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:12:23pm

re: #182 alegrias

* * *
Tell your friend John McCain, while endorsing Bush in 2000, voted for Al Gore, according to several witnesses.

And in 2004, John Kerry asked McCain to run on the dem ticket as Kerry's Vice President, so how BUSH-like could McCain be, if Democrats were willing to ask him to run on their ticket?


McCain when asked about being on Kerry's ticket at the tme would not rule it out. You know Kerry being his dear friend and all.
We are stuck with MCCain due to MSM manipulation, and crossover & Independent voting in open primaries.
Still, Obama has to be taken down.

205 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:13:22pm

re: #189 wolfie

Okay. Place 100 silver dollars in each of 2 plain brown paper packages.....that's $200 total, chump......and mail them to Buddy Jeff Shiflett, P.O.Box 13, Grundy, VA.
We'll take it from there.

Done

206 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:13:30pm

re: #187 BBev

I don't know how that could be we all have asses

Trust me, the Race Hustlers would think of something. They always do. Kind of like, if a white guy says that a particular black woman is not attractive, he's a terrible racist who thinks all black people are ugly. If he says that a particular black woman IS attractive, he's a terrible racist who's fantasizing about raping slave girls on his plantation. Etc.

207 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:13:33pm

re: #192 HoosierHoops

Add a fat, bearded Algore screaming "I cudda been a contenda", and "The earth has a fever"

208 godfrey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:14:07pm

Presidents all have feet of clay, but the best ones let the history and dignity of the office make them better men than they would otherwise be.

Clinton was not one of those men.

Obama would make an attempt, but he lacks the experience and principle to sustain it. He'd be at the mercy of his advisors, who would put up their feet and rule the place.

209 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:14:20pm

re: #204 opnion

sticking my head in here again ,, did the cranky people leave !?!?!?!?!

210 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:14:33pm

re: #197 HelloDare

Tomorrow, Hillary and Obama will follow up their meeting in Unity, New Hampshire with a press conference in Kiss My Ass, Nebraska.

We had to spray DDT all over here in New Hampshire this week with there visit.

211 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:14:42pm

re: #202 Shug

besa me kulo

/ bill richardson

I would pay cash money to hear Bubba serenading Obama at the DNC convention...

Besame
Besa mi culo
como si fuera la ultima vez...

212 kay1212  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:14:42pm

re: #150 maddogg

BTW, in the end, Obama will pucker up. Like Slick, he will lower himself to any level to grab the brass ring, and morals, pride, nor principles amount to a pile of dung compared to the prize.

Sorry if it's been discussed but Obama is now pandering to the old folks to get elected. He and his "economic advisor" are suggesting that anyone over age 65 and earning $50K or less will pay zero in taxes. The Wall St Jnl suggests that young people who earn that who are supporting children and paying off a house are in a worse position. However, it looks like Obama is willing to promise $7 billion a year in lost taxes to get the seniors to vote for him.

This is change? This is hope? This is pandering.

213 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:14:52pm

re: #207 n in wi

Add a fat, bearded Algore screaming "I cudda been a contenda", and "The earth has a fever"

THe Earth has a fever? Needs more cowbell!(Joke)

214 Millertime33  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:14:54pm

If not a surprise before the convention, they'll provide an October surprise to try and leave it open for Hillary the next time around.

Has anyone else wondered what led BHO to challenge Hillary so seriously in the first place? The other "challengers" never really put up a serious fight, since she was the annointed one anyway, though BHO came out to play for real from the beginning. It's not hard to imagine Hillary snubbing BHO as an upstart newbie, and his running serving as the ultimate smack down response. After all, he seems to have the ego for it...

At any rate, I have a feeling there is a really interesting story behind the downfall of the annointed one...

215 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:15:03pm

re: #199 Occasional Reader

He kind of swiped that, consciously or not, from Ellis Cose, The Rage of a Privileged Class.

Sounds like a thought-provoking read.

216 Cicero05  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:15:07pm

Does Billy Jeff ever think of a topic that doesn't end up in ass?

217 Psaturn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:15:24pm

re: #174 Occasional Reader

So Bubba will continue erectioneering?

Bubba has a corrected genetic defect? He does not have a congenital human baculum deficiency?

[Link: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...]

218 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:16:00pm

re: #197 HelloDare

Tomorrow, Hillary and Obama will follow up their meeting in Unity, New Hampshire with a press conference in Kiss My Ass, Nebraska.

Please, please, let's hope there's no campaign stop in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

219 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:16:11pm

re: #182 alegrias

* * *
Tell your friend John McCain, while endorsing Bush in 2000, voted for Al Gore, according to several witnesses.
And in 2004, John Kerry asked McCain to run on the dem ticket as Kerry's Vice President, so how BUSH-like could McCain be, if Democrats were willing to ask him to run on their ticket?

Someone was in the voting booth with Mccain ?

220 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:16:27pm

re: #207 n in wi

Add a fat, bearded Algore screaming "I cudda been a contenda", and "The earth has a fever"


thats eff'n funny!
great!

221 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:16:36pm

re: #197 HelloDare

Bill want's a detour with an overnight stay in Climax,Ga.
Also a possible rerouting to Intercourse,Pa

222 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:16:38pm

re: #209 sattv4u2

sticking my head in here again ,, did the cranky people leave !?!?!?!?!


I don't know. It was not a hilarious joke, but I never thought that it could be taken seriously.
The next boob thread should cause a riot.

223 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:16:38pm

re: #184 goddessoftheclassroom

My daughter's ex is bipolar and uses their son as a pawn. It does get better as the children see with their own eyes. The unfairness is something that is there all the time. A sense of humor is crucial!

224 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:16:54pm

re: #206 Occasional Reader

Trust me, the Race Hustlers would think of something. They always do. Kind of like, if a white guy says that a particular black woman is not attractive, he's a terrible racist who thinks all black people are ugly. If he says that a particular black woman IS attractive, he's a terrible racist who's fantasizing about raping slave girls on his plantation. Etc.

I know and agree there is no winning position. The shit is really going to star come September I can not wait.

225 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:17:13pm

re: #209 sattv4u2

I don't know. Am I cranky?

I just feel fragile.

226 Opilio  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:17:17pm

re: #148 David Simon

Slander? What is untruthful about it?
re: #80 Captain Hate
Is that any way for the son of the town slut of some bumf*ck crossroad in Arkansas to talk?


How 'bout that part?

227 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:17:37pm

re: #214 Millertime33

If not a surprise before the convention, they'll provide an October surprise to try and leave it open for Hillary the next time around.

Has anyone else wondered what led BHO to challenge Hillary so seriously in the first place? The other "challengers" never really put up a serious fight, since she was the annointed one anyway, though BHO came out to play for real from the beginning. It's not hard to imagine Hillary snubbing BHO as an upstart newbie, and his running serving as the ultimate smack down response. After all, he seems to have the ego for it...

At any rate, I have a feeling there is a really interesting story behind the downfall of the annointed one...

George Soros.

228 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:18:01pm

re: #156 maddogg

And for the record, I feel for Bill on one level, Hillary could make a telephone pole limp.

If you think that they have anything but a political marriage, there is a bridge about 45 minutes from here that I could sell you.

I cannot understand why the MSM has not mentioned Shrill's 'friend', Huma...

229 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:18:05pm

Still, Obama has to be taken down.


I hate to sound paranoid or politically correct. But there are people who truly hate us and this site. I'm sure they read every comment looking for stuff like the above. I agree with you whole-heartedly, but just say defeated. The way you wrote it, it sounds like a death threat.

230 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:18:41pm

re: #167 Occasional Reader

And again, that has nothing whatsover to do with calling his mother a "slut". Which is simply ignoble.

(It's "sow", by the way.)

She's a sow?

///sorry

231 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:18:59pm

re: #218 Occasional Reader

Please, please, let's hope there's no campaign stop in Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

No worry, the Beast is past child bearing age.

232 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:19:12pm

re: #226 Opilio

Didja' hafta' repeat it?

233 eff plus  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:19:19pm

If somebody ticked me off that badly, I wouldn't "support" them whether they kissed my ass or not. Weak.

234 Steffan  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:20:00pm

re: #195 Psaturn

Hawaii was a US territory in 1959, and they already knew statehood was just around the corner. He's a citizen.

235 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:20:11pm

re: #228 NY Nana

If you think that they have anything but a political marriage, there is a bridge about 45 minutes from here that I could sell you.

I cannot understand why the MSM has not mentioned Shrill's 'friend', Huma...

Now Huma might put some starch in it!

236 Psaturn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:20:23pm

re: #227 MandyManners

George Soros.

That is a good answer.

I wonder what hand did Soros had in McCain...just curious...

It was interesting how McCain was not even in the top in the beginning...

It was between Romney, Guilliani and to some lesser extent, Huckabee..

McCain was not even mentioned at all...

237 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:20:30pm

re: #214 Millertime33

frankly,i think he was setting himself up for a bigger spotlight,and future run.when he started catching fire,he of course ran with it.she on the other hand,prefered the detached,above the fray,kind of campain(kinda like a prevent defence)and paid the price for it.

238 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:20:48pm

re: #229 chicagodudewhotrades

Still, Obama has to be taken down.


I hate to sound paranoid or politically correct. But there are people who truly hate us and this site. I'm sure they read every comment looking for stuff like the above. I agree with you whole-heartedly, but just say defeated. The way you wrote it, it sounds like a death threat.


Oh man. I need some help here. Defeated, I meant defeated.
I did not say offed or eliminated. I just want him to lose & go back to being a Community Organizer.

239 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:21:04pm

re: #231 maddogg

No worry, the Beast is past child bearing age.

I'm STILL scarred from having to see Al Gore tonguing down Tipper on national television. BO/HO in Intercourse would put me completely over the edge.

240 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:21:12pm

re: #234 Steffan

Hawaii was a US territory in 1959, and they already knew statehood was just around the corner. He's a citizen.

And yet, he has left confusion about the topic.

241 nyc redneck  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:21:42pm

this shows how foolishly expectant bill clinton is. and what a bad judge of character he is.
he was fawned over and protected by the dems and msm even for his most criminal behavior.
these people, he is so disappointed in, are immoral. they were immoral when they were running interference for him.
bill clinton is nursing his own road rash and trounced feelings. all he feels is rage at betrayal he should have expected.

242 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:22:35pm

re: #239 Occasional Reader

When it happens, I expect a photo of you under your desk, rocking and whimpering.

243 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:22:48pm

re: #240 debutaunt

And yet, he has left confusion about the topic.

Including on the related topic of "how many States do we have, anyway?".

244 Psaturn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:22:55pm

re: #234 Steffan

Hawaii was a US territory in 1959, and they already knew statehood was just around the corner. He's a citizen.

Just trying to understand what is the mindset of Obama's campaign why are they unwilling to release the official State of Hawaii's document.

I am a citizen of USA too...but I am naturalized, thus I cannot ever run for the office of the President of USA.

245 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:23:14pm

Billy Jeff is just pissed that his time on the stage is winding down. It is all about "look at me, look at me, me, me, me!"

246 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:23:24pm

re: #239 Occasional Reader

I'm STILL scarred from having to see Al Gore tonguing down Tipper on national television. BO/HO in Intercourse would put me completely over the edge.


Ya had to say it didn't ya?
I am mixing up the brain bleach, anyone need some?

247 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:23:44pm

re: #239 Occasional Reader

I'm STILL scarred from having to see Al Gore tonguing down Tipper on national television. BO/HO in Intercourse would put me completely over the edge.

Ever see that guy dance? Not a pretty picture.

248 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:23:57pm

re: #239 Occasional Reader

I think Barry is much too snobbish to participate in any type of endeavor that would involve his perspiring. Thats why he prefers to bowl.

249 Millertime33  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:24:15pm

re: #227 MandyManners

George Soros.

Wasn't he pretty tight with the Clintons at one point? I seem to remember that moveon.org, aka Soros, came on the scene in response to the Clinton scandals and impeachment proceedings...

If so, I wonder what soured their relationship?

250 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:24:26pm

re: #247 opnion
Manbearpig can dance? Who knew.

251 Steffan  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:25:07pm

re: #202 Shug

besa me kulo

/ bill richardson

-5 sp: it's besa mi culo.

An interesting Russian phrase is "Idi na khuy," which translates to (let's be polite), "bite me." The female version of this is "Idi na pizdu."

"Khuy" is male anatomy, "Pizda" is female anatomy. Nuff said.

:)

252 Killian Bundy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:25:40pm

Texas high court: Exorcism protected by law

The Texas Supreme Court on Friday threw out a jury award over injuries a 17-year-old girl suffered in an exorcism conducted by members of her old church, ruling that the case unconstitutionally entangled the court in religious matters.

In a 6-3 decision, the justices found that a lower court erred when it said the Pleasant Glade Assembly of God's First Amendment rights regarding freedom of religion did not prevent the church from being held liable for mental distress triggered by a "hyper-spiritualistic environment."

/and people worry about a ID fringe group

253 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:25:48pm

re: #248 n in wi

Thats why he prefers to bowl.

And even then, without much vigor, judging by the score...

254 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:25:48pm

re: #250 pingjockey

Come on you guys, I'm serial.

255 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:26:01pm

Cubs now up 5 to 4. Sox coming up in bottom of the 4th.
Chicago Dude, you don't want rain yet
Go Sox!

256 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:26:25pm

re: #241 nyc redneck

this shows how foolishly expectant bill clinton is. and what a bad judge of character he is.
he was fawned over and protected by the dems and msm even for his most criminal behavior.
these people, he is so disappointed in, are immoral. they were immoral when they were running interference for him.
bill clinton is nursing his own road rash and trounced feelings. all he feels is rage at betrayal he should have expected.

yea..but really deep down inside..Don't you think Karma works so well?
To watch the clintons crash and burn on the national stage..
Well billy..what comes around goes around..even for ex-presidents..
funny how life works that way

257 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:26:44pm

So, speaking of OR going completely over the edge (kidding!), from what I've seen, it's still not entirely clear how/when I will be able to take advantage of my newly vindicated 2nd Amendment right here in DC. No clear path right now to how to actually GET a pistol license; the Mayor said something about the Metro Police Department having 21 days to come up with a new registry procedure for handguns. He also said they'd refuse to issue for semiautos... and then the DA appeared to back off from that. I think I'll wait for things to settle down, and hopefully for them to unambiguously state that they'll issue for semiautos (I'm not really interested in a revolver). In the meantime, I can finally legally take the cable lock off of Mr. Mossberg at night. (That's a shotgun, not some sort of Pulp Fictionesque "wake up the gimp" kind of thing.)

258 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:26:58pm

re: #250 pingjockey

Manbearpig can dance? Who knew.


Most disturbing, I can assure you. Tipper boogies pretty good though.

259 gymnast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:27:15pm

Perhaps Billy Boy Clinton realizes that Obama is a pathetic example of a Democrat candidate for President even by Willy's pathetic standards. Obama defys the laws of Physics but not politics by serving as an example of negative mass. Obama's "gravitas" compares favorably to a hot air balloon whereas the mass of Hillary's ass as it goes out the door of history defines all there is of substance to the legacy of the Clintons.

260 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:27:40pm

re: #255 opnion

Go RED Sox!

you never learn, do you !

261 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:28:12pm

re: #249 Millertime33

Wasn't he pretty tight with the Clintons at one point? I seem to remember that moveon.org, aka Soros, came on the scene in response to the Clinton scandals and impeachment proceedings...

If so, I wonder what soured their relationship?

BHO might be more malleable and he has less history.

bbl

262 Ol' flyboy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:28:17pm

re: #245 pingjockey

Agreed. Bill's campaigning was not to get Hill elected but rather to get Bill back in the White House.

263 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:28:20pm

re: #252 Killian Bundy

Weird story.

264 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:28:43pm

Here is something from the past, Who remembers the slogan “Nixxon still the same out gas” If you remember it surly dates ya.

265 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:29:06pm

Ramirez, just homered for the White Sox. All tied up at 5!

266 nyc redneck  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:29:45pm

re: #256 HoosierHoops

yea..but really deep down inside..Don't you think Karma works so well?
To watch the clintons crash and burn on the national stage..
Well billy..what comes around goes around..even for ex-presidents..
funny how life works that way

and he hasn't learned a thing.

267 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:29:48pm

re: #264 BBev

Here is something from the past, Who remembers the slogan “Nixxon still the same out gas” If you remember it surly dates ya.

Er, I definitely don't remember that rather... Dadaesque slogan. (And stop calling me "surly".)

268 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:29:48pm

re: #264 BBev

pimf/ same old gas

269 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:30:03pm

re: #255 opnion


Damn, now it is tied. It rained here on the north side for about 20 minutes, but the clouds have moved past and the birds are chirping again

270 Opilio  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:30:24pm

re: #232 MandyManners

Didja' hafta' repeat it?

No, I s'pose not.

271 bloodnok  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:30:24pm

re: #210 BBev

We had to spray DDT all over here in New Hampshire this week with there visit.

I am originally from the town next to Unity. There is NOTHING there. I will have to make sure my mother is accounted for while they are there. To this day she brings her dog down the street to the historical marker to urinate on the sign that marks where Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich held a photo op where they symbolically "shook hands" back in 1995 or so. The dog can't pass the sign now without having the urge to go.

272 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:30:31pm

re: #267 Occasional Reader

well you can be at times. :-)

273 missouri boy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:30:39pm

BHO needs the Clintons.....He can't get elected without them, however with them...He is in very dangerous waters.
I wouldn't fly in small planes or go into any rooms alone with a loaded gun...just saying jokingly..(wink,wink)

274 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:30:45pm

re: #260 sattv4u2

Go RED Sox!

you never learn, do you !

Hey, I like Boston. I really like Legal Seafood.
Buuuuuut, Go WHITE Sox

275 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:30:55pm

re: #269 chicagodudewhotradesHot and humid there today? Just hot here, 100+.

276 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:31:20pm

re: #257 Occasional Reader

New Mexico won't allow any counties or municipalities to ban fireworks, which they would like to do because the fire danger is extreme, so my town has banned open flames. You can sell, buy, and possess fireworks, but you can't light them.

277 onslow  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:31:30pm

Clinton channeling Shaq:

"Barry, tell me how my ass taste"

278 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:32:06pm

re: #269 chicagodudewhotrades

Damn, now it is tied. It rained here on the north side for about 20 minutes, but the clouds have moved past and the birds are chirping again

This is a great game!

279 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:32:14pm

re: #275 pingjockey


There has been a breeze most of the day. Not hot or humid at all.

280 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:32:32pm

re: #276 wrenchwench
They can't ban open flames! What are the smokers gonna do?

281 Occasional Reader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:32:44pm

Heading to the pool. Later.

282 nyc redneck  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:33:20pm

re: #257 Occasional Reader

So, speaking of OR going completely over the edge (kidding!), from what I've seen, it's still not entirely clear how/when I will be able to take advantage of my newly vindicated 2nd Amendment right here in DC. No clear path right now to how to actually GET a pistol license; the Mayor said something about the Metro Police Department having 21 days to come up with a new registry procedure for handguns. He also said they'd refuse to issue for semiautos... and then the DA appeared to back off from that. I think I'll wait for things to settle down, and hopefully for them to unambiguously state that they'll issue for semiautos (I'm not really interested in a revolver). In the meantime, I can finally legally take the cable lock off of Mr. Mossberg at night. (That's a shotgun, not some sort of Pulp Fictionesque "wake up the gimp" kind of thing.)

so, aren't you a little happy, tho?

283 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:33:52pm

Looks like the Jindal thread finally ran out of gas! 1356 comments.

284 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:34:07pm

re: #281 Occasional Reader

Heading to the pool. Later.

"Pool or de Pond. You know cause eder one is good for me"

285 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:34:27pm

They met in Unity. What would be a more appropriate place for Obama and Hillary's next press conference?

Some suggestions:

Muck City, Alabama

Deadhorse, Alaska

Greasy Corner, Arkansas

Grubbs, Arkansas

Doghouse Junction, California

Squabbletown, California

Sucker Flat, California

You can find more here.

286 Maine's Michael  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:34:55pm

"Kiss my ass" ?

Well this is a switch for Bill Clinton.

He usually says 'Suck my d-ck'.

Change!

287 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:35:34pm

It's a cage match in the Lincoln bedroom
Hillary vs. Michelle.
Bare knuckle brawling, jello wrestling, a fight to the finish.
I KNOW Bill will watching,live ,none of this pay-per view shit.

288 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:35:41pm

re: #121 MandyManners

WTF? Are you kidding?

NO ONE HOLDS A GUN TO AN ADULTERER'S HEAD.

At least, not before the fact.

289 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:35:48pm

re: #276 wrenchwench

New Mexico won't allow any counties or municipalities to ban fireworks, which they would like to do because the fire danger is extreme, so my town has banned open flames. You can sell, buy, and possess fireworks, but you can't light them.

Light them with a cigarette or a punk

290 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:35:51pm

re: #286 Maine's Michael

I thought it was kiss it.

291 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:35:54pm

re: #278 opnion

This is a great game!

great game..BTW.. Chicago is a great sports town.. But seeing the cubs on the northside in one of those bucket list things..

292 Opilio  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:36:13pm

"Nixxon still the same out old gas..."

Um. No.

293 Maine's Michael  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:36:18pm

re: #287 n in wi

Wow.

Can you imagine the body odor in there?

294 lostlakehiker  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:36:30pm

re: #8 Psaturn

I'd understand why Bill would be upset at Obama.

The interesting part is the one that Bill does not think Obama is winnable.

That is interesting.

Does he know something we don't?

He knows what he is going to do and say during the upcoming campaign. He probably knows whether Hillary is going to honestly try to help Obama win, or subtly undercut him.

He doesn't think as well as he once did. He never had wisdom, but there was a time when there was nobody with better tactical instincts than him. Those days are gone. Now, he just gets red-faced, then purple-prosed. The inner Bill is exposing himself, and it's not a pretty sight.

295 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:36:46pm

re: #280 pingjockey

They can't ban open flames! What are the smokers gonna do?

I think they can only smoke in their personal vehicles (or at home, if their household allows it.) Does the cigarette lighter in the car count as an open flame?

296 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:36:48pm

re: #291 HoosierHoops

great game..BTW.. Chicago is a great sports town.. But seeing the cubs on the northside in one of those bucket list things..


Stop, you're killing me.

297 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:37:33pm

re: #292 Opilio

I remember it very well . Does everyone live under a rock.

sarc/

298 MarineMomSue  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:37:38pm

Hillary did the "stand by your man" thing while Bill was making an international spectacle himself and their marriage. He humiliated her (and Chelsea) through all those months of lies and denials.
I saw the Clinton's as more of a political-partnership than a marriage. They had a deal. He had his time in the WH. '08 was supposed to be HER turn, until the Dem's turned on them in droves.
If Bill becomes an anchor around the neck of Hill's burning presidential ambition, will she help push Bill under the bus?

299 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:37:50pm

re: #295 wrenchwench
Nope. It is a heated coil.

300 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:37:54pm

Is it just me, or are these "viva Viagra" commercials just annoying as hell? The only ones worse are the Oxy-clean guy and Vince with his 'Sham-wow" junk

301 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:38:02pm

re: #285 HelloDareI think Hell ,Mi. would work nice.

302 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:38:27pm

re: #289 Typicalwhitey

Light them with a cigarette or a punk

Yeah, I was wondering about punk use when I read about it in the paper.

303 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:39:01pm

re: #276 wrenchwench

New Mexico won't allow any counties or municipalities to ban fireworks, which they would like to do because the fire danger is extreme, so my town has banned open flames. You can sell, buy, and possess fireworks, but you can't light them.

Light your punk inside the house then carry it outside.

304 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:39:30pm

re: #302 wrenchwench
The only problem with punks is getting the little bastards to hold still after you set 'em on fire.

305 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:39:35pm

re: #226 Opilio

How 'bout that part?

Yeah, you'd think chasing four husbands would leave little time for sleeping around.

/Whatever you want to believe.

306 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:39:35pm

re: #300 chicagodudewhotrades

Is it just me, or are these "viva Viagra" commercials just annoying as hell? The only ones worse are the Oxy-clean guy and Vince with his 'Sham-wow" junk

All of the ED commercials & in prime time!
I think that they are convincing a lot of guys that the have problems.

307 vagabond trader  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:39:40pm

re: #300 chicagodudewhotrades

Those, and any that use computer generated humans. Gah!

308 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:39:56pm

re: #296 opnion

Stop, you're killing me.

haha
That area is great.. I've seen more innings from the local bars than in person..( esp. when the wind was really blowing)
/ It's may right? why is there frost? :)

309 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:39:59pm

re: #301 n in wi

I think Hell ,Mi. would work nice.

One thing for sure, after Bill's comment they won't be meeting in Square Butt, Montana.

310 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:40:23pm

re: #304 pingjockey

Where's that darn lol button....

311 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:40:48pm

Does anyone know the exact wording of the quote? Did Billy Jeff just say: "He can kiss my ass." or did he say: "He can kiss my entire ass."?

In Arkansas this is a crucial difference.

312 RotorcraftJOE  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:41:58pm

This is at least a believable reaction, rather than the fake "All my support is behind you now! Let's beat the neocons!" attitude you expect to see.

313 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:42:04pm

re: #304 pingjockey

The only problem with punks is getting the little bastards to hold still after you set 'em on fire.

Thats funny. As I clean off my screen.

314 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:42:07pm

re: #308 HoosierHoops

haha

That area is great.. I've seen more innings from the local bars than in person..( esp. when the wind was really blowing)
/ It's may right? why is there frost? :)


All I'm saying is that you can have a really good time at Comiskey, instead of Waste Management Field on the North Side.

315 HelloDare  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:42:43pm

re: #309 HelloDare

One thing for sure, after Bill's comment they won't be meeting in Square Butt, Montana.

Or Sweet Lips, Tennessee

316 missouri boy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:42:47pm

re: #311 USBeast

Does anyone know the exact wording of the quote? Did Billy Jeff just say: "He can kiss my ass." or did he say: "He can kiss my entire ass."?

In Arkansas this is a crucial difference.

You mean like the difference between "Daring" and "Double Dog Daring"?

317 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:42:52pm

re: #257 Occasional Reader

So, speaking of OR going completely over the edge (kidding!), from what I've seen, it's still not entirely clear how/when I will be able to take advantage of my newly vindicated 2nd Amendment right here in DC. No clear path right now to how to actually GET a pistol license; the Mayor said something about the Metro Police Department having 21 days to come up with a new registry procedure for handguns. He also said they'd refuse to issue for semiautos... and then the DA appeared to back off from that. I think I'll wait for things to settle down, and hopefully for them to unambiguously state that they'll issue for semiautos (I'm not really interested in a revolver). In the meantime, I can finally legally take the cable lock off of Mr. Mossberg at night. (That's a shotgun, not some sort of Pulp Fictionesque "wake up the gimp" kind of thing.)

When it comes to personal defense, I wouldn't worry about what the law says, I would already have a revolver in my night stand and law be damned. Will the law be there to help you when your fighting for your life? They can kiss MY ass.

318 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:43:53pm

jeez, a second front has moved in . It is raining again. Good thing I was too lazy to get up and open the windows.

319 BingoBunny  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:43:56pm

The Clinton's prove again that they are the trailer trash.

/not that Obama shouldn't have to kiss their ass for support

320 vestalmiss  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:44:04pm

Being a hardheaded Southerner myself, I can tell you that we are stubborn to a fault. Bill being from Arkansas is a bull headed Son of A Bitch. I think it is great that Bill is telling BHO to kiss his ass. I know I am mad as hell that Hillary lost.

321 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:44:29pm

re: #285 HelloDare

They met in Unity. What would be a more appropriate place for Obama and Hillary's next press conference?

Some suggestions:

Muck City, Alabama

Deadhorse, Alaska

Greasy Corner, Arkansas

Grubbs, Arkansas

Doghouse Junction, California

Squabbletown, California

Sucker Flat, California

You can find more here.


No kidding , the first town listed in Arkansas....... Bald Knob.
I HAD to have been named post Lewinski era.

322 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:44:40pm

re: #318 chicagodudewhotrades

jeez, a second front has moved in . It is raining again. Good thing I was too lazy to get up and open the windows.

.
Clear out West of the city

323 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:45:37pm

re: #321 n in wi
Nope, pre Civil War.

324 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:45:52pm

We may be looking at this all wrong. When Bubba said "he can kiss my ASS", perhaps he wasn't talking about his posterier, but rather he was talking about someONE. Like people call other their "bitch'. Maybe he considers someone like James Carville or Paul Begala his "ASS".

325 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:46:11pm

re: #318 chicagodudewhotrades

jeez, a second front has moved in . It is raining again. Good thing I was too lazy to get up and open the windows.

This is what I have coming
null I have to close the sky lights soon.

326 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:46:25pm

Egad! There's a bird in the house.
I hate that.
Oh good. The boys are going to take care of it!

Oh no. Wait a minute!
You never know what a boy means when he says that.
bbl

327 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:46:36pm

re: #314 opnion

All I'm saying is that you can have a really good time at Comiskey, instead of Waste Management Field on the North Side.

That's what my brother says..
I'll check it out..
Favorite parks
mmm. Fenway
pac bell
wrigley
yankee
football?
RCA
candlestick

328 talon_262  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:47:13pm

re: #315 HelloDare

Or Sweet Lips, Tennessee

Or Nutbush, TN...

329 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:47:26pm

re: #326 wolfie
Hide the shotguns, slingshots, baseballs, pellet guns, tennis raquets etc...

330 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:47:44pm

re: #311 USBeast

Does anyone know the exact wording of the quote? Did Billy Jeff just say: "He can kiss my ass." or did he say: "He can kiss my entire ass."?

In Arkansas this is a crucial difference.

It's an anonymous "senior Democrat" who quotes an even more anonymous person:

One person told me that Bill said Obama would have to quote kiss my ass close quote, if he wants his support.

No mention of "entire." What would this mean in Arkansas?

331 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:48:06pm

Hey ,Bill and Barry should met in................................................ ..
Kissimmee,Fl.

332 talon_262  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:48:23pm

re: #324 sattv4u2

We may be looking at this all wrong. When Bubba said "he can kiss my ASS", perhaps he wasn't talking about his posterier, but rather he was talking about someONE. Like people call other their "bitch'. Maybe he considers someone like James Carville or Paul Begala his "ASS".

Nah, Begala's "The Forehead", remember?

;P

333 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:48:40pm

re: #219 sattv4u2

Someone was in the voting booth with Mccain ?

* * *
Both Cindy & John McCain told people they had not voted for George W. Bush in 2000. Of course, they have since denied having told anyone what they told them.

334 Opilio  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:48:46pm

re: #305 David Simon

Yeah, you'd think chasing four husbands would leave little time for sleeping around.

/Whatever you want to believe.

The woman was widowed 3 times. What is your problem?

335 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:49:12pm

re: #331 n in wi

Hey ,Bill and Barry should met in...................................... ............
Kissimmee,Fl.

perv!

:)

336 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:49:15pm

re: #314 opnion


"All I'm saying is that you can have a really good time at Comiskey, instead of Waste Management Field on the North Side."


Yeah, Housing projects across the street from Comiskey, nothing to do in the area, unlike Wrigley. I guess by what you mean be having a really good time is making it from the Red Line subway stop to Comiskey without getting mugged.


I'm joking, but not by much

337 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:49:16pm

re: #327 HoosierHoops

That's what my brother says..
I'll check it out..
Favorite parks
mmm. Fenway
pac bell
wrigley
yankee
football?
RCA
candlestick

Actually, Wrigley is probably worth seeing, you know as long as you don't eat or use a rest room.
I got a real thrill out of Fenway.

338 MarineMomSue  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:49:24pm

re: #309 HelloDare

One thing for sure, after Bill's comment they won't be meeting in Square Butt, Montana.

Square Butt, Montana? Are you serious?

339 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:49:32pm

re: #316 missouri boy

You mean like the difference between "Daring" and "Double Dog Daring"?

Sort of. If it was just "kiss my ass" there is hope of reconciliation. If it was "kiss my entire ass." Billy Jeff has set it in concrete.re: #321 n in wi

No kidding , the first town listed in Arkansas....... Bald Knob.
I HAD to have been named post Lewinski era.

Nope, there was a Bald Knob before there was Billy Jeff. "Knob" is another word for rounded hill or mountain.

340 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:50:19pm

re: #333 alegrias

* * *
Both Cindy & John McCain told people they had not voted for George W. Bush in 2000. Of course, they have since denied having told anyone what they told them.

my question still stands, You stated that "according to several witnesses". Please tell me who those 'witnesses" were that were in the voting booth with either Mccain?

341 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:50:24pm

If BHO wins, I think Hillary will be to Obama, as McCain was to Bush.

342 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:51:06pm

re: #333 alegrias

* * *
Both Cindy & John McCain told people they had not voted for George W. Bush in 2000. Of course, they have since denied having told anyone what they told them.

but there were witnesses!
I don't know about you but no one has witnessed my vote..

343 maddogg  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:51:06pm

Bald Knob, Arkansas.

Bald Knob's namesake was a huge, somewhat round rock out-cropping which covered nearly an acre of ground. It was surrounded by a flat rock shelf and could be seen from quite a distance. It was a landmark for many years before it was quarried and used in the construction of the Missouri Pacific Railroad.

Legend has it that Hernando De Soto, during his explorations of the Mississippi River Valley in 1541, discovered and named this large rock mound "Bald Knob." It was used by Indians before the coming of the white man as a camping ground during their hunting trips up and down the White River Valley. Later it was used by marauding outlaw bands and slave traders. Cattlemen used the area to assemble their herds for salting, branding and selling after the stately rock was quarried. Today, the quarry remains very much as it was 125 years ago. Several businesses are located around its perimeter. The original top shelf rock remains in only one area which is between V.M.&J. Fur and Jiffy Jerry's. A marker has never been established at this historic site to this day.

Bald Knob was incorporated in 1881. Railroad construction began in 1872. Prior to that there was nothing to mark the present site except for two or three log huts built for temporary use by cattle raisers from the west who brought their herds to graze the rolling foothills and rich White River Delta Plains.

Bald Knob and the surrounding area soon became known as "The Strawberry Center of the World." Truck and train car loads of this highly sought after commodity were shipped from the Waller Family Strawberry Market for several years. Other states found they could grow them earlier, but none could grow them any sweeter.

344 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:51:07pm

re: #333 alegrias

after the "his time in vietnam,has left him unhinged"crap that W's toadies were throwing around,i don't blame him.(surprised McCain didn't punch him in the mouth)

345 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:51:42pm

re: #337 opnion

Fenway is cool. Last game I was there was last season right behind home plate.

346 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:51:45pm

re: #339 USBeast
Bald means no trees. So a Bald Knob is a rounded hill/mountain with no trees to speak of.

347 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:51:56pm

re: #335 HoosierHoops

No,no, I meant for the ass kissing.

348 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:51:59pm

re: #336 chicagodudewhotrades

"All I'm saying is that you can have a really good time at Comiskey, instead of Waste Management Field on the North Side."


Yeah, Housing projects across the street from Comiskey, nothing to do in the area, unlike Wrigley. I guess by what you mean be having a really good time is making it from the Red Line subway stop to Comiskey without getting mugged.


I'm joking, but not by much

I knew that would get ya goin.
Credit where credit is due, great rejoinder Exaggerated to be sure, but pretty good.
Go Sox!

349 Ol' flyboy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:52:19pm

re: #337 opnion

My last trip to Wrigley the Cubbies were playing the Brooklyn Dodgers.

350 MarineMomSue  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:52:41pm

re: #341 n in wi

Good point.

351 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:52:51pm

re: #342 HoosierHoops

see my #219

352 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:53:02pm

re: #342 HoosierHoops

but there were witnesses!
I don't know about you but no one has witnessed my vote..

Cause, you don't vote in Chicago.

353 rawmuse  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:53:04pm

This dude could use an exorcist.
That is not face paint, those are tatts.

354 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:53:43pm

re: #239 Occasional Reader

I'm STILL scarred from having to see Al Gore tonguing down Tipper on national television. BO/HO in Intercourse would put me completely over the edge.

* * *
In the year 2000 election, Al Gore's handlers wanted to show Gore wasn't just a robotic drone that talked about "lockboxes" and "reinventing government" but that he had "passion" for his wife, unlike Clinton, so Al & Tipper had to bare all, or do whatever their pollsters told them to do.

355 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:54:05pm

re: #349 Ol' flyboy

My last trip to Wrigley the Cubbies were playing the Brooklyn Dodgers.


Now, that my friend was back in the day. Good on ya.

356 Naso Tang  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:54:21pm

Sounds like Bill Clinton has about as much judgement as Obama, when it comes to choosing friends and confidants, but Monica knows that already I suppose.

357 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:54:24pm

re: #347 n in wi

No,no, I meant for the ass kissing.

haha i know..very clever!

358 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:54:38pm

re: #211 Occasional Reader

I would pay cash money to hear Bubba serenading Obama at the DNC convention...

Besame
Besa mi culo
como si fuera la ultima vez...

¡Cuidado...te entiendo! ;)

359 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:54:46pm

re: #346 pingjockey

Bald means no trees. So a Bald Knob is a rounded hill/mountain with no trees to speak of.

No trees?
not very eco-friendly now is it.

360 Smilin' Jack  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:55:54pm

re: #78 soccerdad

Given that you and Shiplord Kirel have uttered true prophetic statements, what does your crystal ball predict will be happening in the streets of our cities the day after election day?

Think we may hit a rough patch there?
SJ

361 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:55:56pm

re: #353 rawmuse

Hey!look at me!I'm different!But don't dare judge me!(secretly hoping that noone will find out that i'm really boring)

362 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:56:05pm

re: #354 alegrias

* * *
In the year 2000 election, Al Gore's handlers wanted to show Gore wasn't just a robotic drone that talked about "lockboxes" and "reinventing government" but that he had "passion" for his wife, unlike Clinton, so Al & Tipper had to bare all, or do whatever their pollsters told them to do.

It was anything but genuine affection.

363 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:56:19pm

re: #306 opnion

All of the ED commercials & in prime time!
I think that they are convincing a lot of guys that the have problems.

* * *
Western guys, get busy pro-creatin' and less busy re-creatin'!

Leave the delusions of 72 gals for the Caliphaters, let them buy the ED drugs & suffer day long erections for allah.

364 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:57:16pm

re: #345 BBev

Fenway is cool. Last game I was there was last season right behind home plate.

Looking at the Green Monster is a kick. Real Americana.
Best ballpark food is vendors outside of Fenway.

365 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:57:43pm

re: #306 opnion

All of the ED commercials & in prime time!
I think that they are convincing a lot of guys that the have problems.

I'm just glad they tell ya that a 4 hour erection "may not be normal"

366 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:57:58pm

re: #334 Opilio

What is your problem?

Well let's see; I've been trying to decide between purchasing a Ferrari Testarossa and a winter beach cottage in Mustique, and I've reached the depressing conclusion that I'll never be able to afford either.

Other than that, life is good. Why do you ask?

367 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:58:17pm

re: #364 opnion

Looking at the Green Monster is a kick. Real Americana.
Best ballpark food is vendors outside of Fenway.

i've been inside the green monster. Fenway does tours and they take you into it

368 Killian Bundy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:58:19pm

re: #300 chicagodudewhotrades

Is it just me, or are these "viva Viagra" commercials just annoying as hell? The only ones worse are the Oxy-clean guy and Vince with his 'Sham-wow" junk

/did you say annoying?

369 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:58:23pm
370 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:58:34pm

re: #364 opnion
I like those seats they put on top of the monster. You better bring your A game to harass the other teams left fielder though.

371 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:58:52pm

re: #241 nyc redneck

this shows how foolishly expectant bill clinton is. and what a bad judge of character he is.
he was fawned over and protected by the dems and msm even for his most criminal behavior.
these people, he is so disappointed in, are immoral. they were immoral when they were running interference for him.
bill clinton is nursing his own road rash and trounced feelings. all he feels is rage at betrayal he should have expected.

* * *
Yes! Agree completely. He believed his own press fawning.

372 markie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:59:16pm

So. We've now got "fuck 'em" Kos, and "kiss my ass" Clinton. Classy, alright.

At least BJ is consistent.

373 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:59:18pm

re: #365 sattv4u2

I'm just glad they tell ya that a 4 hour erection "may not be normal"

Yeah, cause otherwise you would think, :"Yup, thats me alright."

374 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:59:32pm

re: #364 opnion

Looking at the Green Monster is a kick. Real Americana.
Best ballpark food is vendors outside of Fenway.

I agree and the best part was that I won the tickets on a bet.

375 angst  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 2:59:38pm

re: #186 ContraJihadi

The prospect disgusts. To think that someone who harbors so much hypocritical resentment against America should be its official hostess--well, it would only institutionalize all the coarse behavior we have had to put up with from the Left these last eight years and more.

Irrespective of her political views, it would be a stretch to cal MO first lady. Perhaps first wife?

376 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:00:00pm

re: #370 pingjockey

I like those seats they put on top of the monster. You better bring your A game to harass the other teams left fielder though.

Great place.

377 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:00:02pm

re: #329 pingjockey

Hide the shotguns, slingshots, baseballs, pellet guns, tennis raquets etc...

I forgot water pistols and laundry baskets.
Let's not even discuss how many times they "missed" the bird and hit their sisters.
Sigh.

378 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:00:04pm

re: #368 Killian Bundy

/did you say annoying?

My husband and I LOVE that commercial.
We always say "michael!" (our daughters worthless boyfriend/fiance) and then say "Pam!" when the girls laugh at him (she's a blond with a nice car too)

379 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:00:19pm

re: #363 alegrias

In those commercials they give a warning about "if a erection lasts more then 4 hours be sure and call a doctor, hell, i'd be calling my girlfriend instead

380 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:00:34pm

re: #375 angst

Irrespective of her political views, it would be a stretch to cal MO first lady. Perhaps first wife?

Mandy has some suggestions.

381 soccerdad  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:00:51pm

re: #360 Smilin' Jack

Given that you and Shiplord Kirel have uttered true prophetic statements, what does your crystal ball predict will be happening in the streets of our cities the day after election day?

Think we may hit a rough patch there?
SJ

Why don't you go out on a limb for a change? What do you think will be happening? I'm guessing by the tone of your question, you have some thoughts on the matter? do tell

382 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:00:59pm

re: #379 chicagodudewhotrades

In those commercials they give a warning about "if a erection lasts more then 4 hours be sure and call a doctor, hell, i'd be calling my girlfriend instead

I'll call her too, if thats okay !

383 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:01:12pm

re: #377 wolfie
Did you get the bird out of the house?

384 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:01:18pm

re: #375 angst

Irrespective of her political views, it would be a stretch to cal MO first lady. Perhaps first wife?

She is vulgar & bitter.

385 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:02:00pm

re: #368 Killian Bundy

I feel so bad saying this, but those songs are better than most of what I hear on the radio.

386 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:02:04pm

re: #381 soccerdad

Nah,nothing is gonna happen,this ain't france!

387 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:02:27pm

re: #328 talon_262

Or Nutbush, TN...

Or Scarce Grease Alabama

388 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:02:56pm

re: #368 Killian Bundy

I honestly think that is kinda catchy. But I like the seafood restaurant one better then this car one

389 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:03:04pm

re: #377 wolfie

I forgot water pistols and laundry baskets.
Let's not even discuss how many times they "missed" the bird and hit their sisters.
Sigh.

SOLUTION ,,, place some bird food in an open oven. When the bird flies in, close the oven and set to 350 for 40 minutes!

Bird problem AND whats for dinner solved

390 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:03:11pm

re: #368 Killian Bundy

/did you say annoying?

I think the "Viva Viagra" commercials trump the Free Credit Report commercials.

Life was better and TV more enjoyable before the pharm companies were allowed to hawk prescription drugs on television.

391 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:03:37pm

re: #389 sattv4u2

"Brilliant"!

392 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:03:41pm

re: #388 chicagodudewhotrades

Me, too! I just love that one!

393 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:03:56pm

Guns are so gay....
Heller Decision: Gay Rights’ Victory

While Ann Althouse finds in yesterday’s Supreme Court Heller decision overturning the District of Columbia’s handgun ban a victory for women’s righsts (via Instapundit) as the overturned law banned certain guns which are easier for women to use, I see it as significant advance for gay rights victory .

Indeed, I believe this decision is the best ruling for gays in many years, perhaps even more significant than Lawrence v. Texas, the decision overturning sodomy laws. Few states enforced those laws whereas many jurisdictions enforce gun bans. Both these pro-gay rights’ rulings were handed down on June 26, Heller this year, Lawrence in 2003. Given that day’s proximity to the anniversary of the Stonewall Riots, we can celebrate all three events during Pride month.

With these ruling, gay people will have greater and more ready access to handguns and so be better able to defend ourselves against gay-bashers.

394 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:04:07pm

re: #374 BBev

I agree and the best part was that I won the tickets on a bet.

now that's awesome.. like the movie Titanic without having to die in the end..
:)

395 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:04:08pm

re: #379 chicagodudewhotrades

In those commercials they give a warning about "if a erection lasts more then 4 hours be sure and call a doctor, hell, i'd be calling my girlfriend instead

Call them all! Thats a joke. I swear. Maybe not funny , but a joke, just in case antbody on the thread thinks that I am subverting Western Civilization.

396 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:04:20pm

re: #383 pingjockey

Did you get the bird out of the house?

Wait is she good lookiing?

397 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:04:21pm

re: #390 USBeast

love hearing the round-up of possible side effects though.

398 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:04:44pm

re: #353 rawmuse

This dude could use an exorcist.
That is not face paint, those are tatts.

Now, that's dedication to an art.

399 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:05:20pm

re: #390 USBeast

I think the "Viva Viagra" commercials trump the Free Credit Report commercials.

Life was better and TV more enjoyable before the pharm companies were allowed to hawk prescription drugs on television.

The the Smilin' Bob male enhancement pill commercial is the one that really irritates me.

400 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:05:25pm

re: #392 Dianna

"I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb" is a pretty good line.

401 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:05:29pm

re: #390 USBeast

The dancing Chesterfields! Lots of legs.

402 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:05:37pm

re: #396 BBev
Nah, Wolfie had a for real bird in his house and his boys were gonna "take care" of it.

403 Alberta Oil Peon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:05:41pm

Man! It sure does my heart good to see all the sweetness and light just bubbling out all over within the Democratic party.

/

404 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:06:06pm

re: #397 Boondock St. Bender

love hearing the round-up of possible side effects though.

Do you? Do you also enjoy pouring lemon juice on your paper cuts? :)

405 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:06:33pm

re: #381 soccerdad


As long as the MSM continue to suggest that the "real" reason people aren't voting for Obama is because of his race, I think that's what a lot of people will believe. (I think many AfrAms are inclined to believe it anyway.)
So if Obama loses BIG, it will "prove" we're still all racists.
If he loses by an inch,as Gore and Kerry did, it will be "stolen."
In the latter case, I am afraid the MSM will encourage outrage, which may result in riots. Chicago?

406 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:06:43pm

re: #340 sattv4u2

my question still stands, You stated that "according to several witnesses". Please tell me who those 'witnesses" were that were in the voting booth with either Mccain?

* * *
I misspoke but did not intend to imply there were people IN THE VOTING BOOTH. Rather there were witnesses to the McCains jointly & severally having told people they did not vote for George W. Bush in 2000.

407 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:06:50pm

re: #399 HDrepub

They had to pull those, and I think the owner of the company's heading for jail.

408 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:06:51pm

re: #369 Typicalwhitey

Rules are for everyone ELSE

"It's always a rush in the morning, everyone's trying to come in quickly," Perez-Tamayo said. "She asked him for his last name and he said 'Obama,' then she asked him for his first name."

LOL!

409 Behead Me Bob  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:06:55pm

It's probably just me, but I'd rather have:

Classless, brutal honesty where you know what a person actually believes than "civilized diplomacy" where you never know what a person is thinking.

Clinton's comments revealed much, but pale in comparison to politics of yesteryear where Congressman would actually beat each other with weapons on the jobs, i.e., Southerner Preston Brooks beating Charles Summers with a cane, requiring 3 years of recovery. Now that's brutal honesty.

/Although I'd prefer a strong tongue lashing to the violence.

410 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:07:52pm

re: #383 pingjockey

Did you get the bird out of the house?

Yes! Poor little thing.
I'm surprised it didn't have a little bitty heart attack.

411 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:07:56pm

re: #407 Dianna

Nahh,they're back.just saw one 20 min ago.(the office x-mas party one)

412 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:08:07pm

re: #380 debutaunt

Mandy has some suggestions.

I prefer WAB but, tradition mandates "first lady."

413 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:08:08pm

re: #390 USBeast

I think the "Viva Viagra" commercials trump the Free Credit Report commercials.

Life was better and TV more enjoyable before the pharm companies were allowed to hawk prescription drugs on television.

Ever notice in the ED adds, the couples dance & wind up in bath tubs outside?

414 nyc redneck  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:08:15pm

re: #377 wolfie

I forgot water pistols and laundry baskets.
Let's not even discuss how many times they "missed" the bird and hit their sisters.
Sigh.

tennis racquets are great for going after vicious wasps and yellowjackets.
ping them in mid-air. summer is here now so don't get stung.

415 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:08:29pm

re: #311 USBeast

Does anyone know the exact wording of the quote? Did Billy Jeff just say: "He can kiss my ass." or did he say: "He can kiss my entire ass."?

In Arkansas this is a crucial difference.

I think he meant Obama can kiss his ass right in the deepest, darkest part.

416 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:08:37pm

re: #406 alegrias

* * *
I misspoke but did not intend to imply there were people IN THE VOTING BOOTH. Rather there were witnesses to the McCains jointly & severally having told people they did not vote for George W. Bush in 2000.

ahhh ,,,,, the proverbial "people".Amazing that "people" never have names and/ or faces !

417 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:08:43pm

re: #23 Typicalwhitey

Would you consider Jew hate by both of the Billaries to count, along with crude insults against people from other countries and ethnicities?

418 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:08:52pm

re: #408 MandyManners

I can just picture him just sweeping in....ID cards are for the "little people".
I can't see McCain doing this though.
He would probably stop and chat with the desk girl.
Just a different mentality.....one is entitlement and the other is being a regular guy.

419 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:08:53pm

re: #389 sattv4u2

SOLUTION ,,, place some bird food in an open oven. When the bird flies in, close the oven and set to 350 for 40 minutes!

Bird problem AND whats for dinner solved


Dang! Why didn't I think of that!

420 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:09:07pm

re: #411 Boondock St. Bender

Oh.

That's bad news. I hated those ads with a particular and bloody passion.

421 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:09:13pm

re: #401 FamHistoryGuy

The dancing Chesterfields! Lots of legs.

And don't forget that the Flintstones' first sponsor was Winston cigarettes.

422 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:09:16pm

re: #384 opnion

She is vulgar & bitter.

How about First wench or Lady bitch Obama.
Madame mad.
Her finally proudness.

423 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:09:20pm

re: #413 opnion

yes seperate bath tubs...whats up with that?

424 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:09:21pm

re: #393 Killgore Trout

lol. Gay Patriot is one of the (regrettably) few fashionable minorities who understands that leftist policies are not in his best interest.

425 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:09:22pm

re: #413 opnion
But why seperate tubs? With what they're selling that makes no sense.

426 Yankee Division Son  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:09:34pm

So apparently Bill Clinton believes in cowboy diplomacy after all. Who knew?

427 skree  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:09:35pm

re: #40 Shiplord Kirel

Interesting indeed. Say what you will about Clinton, he is one of the most perceptive politicians of recent decades. He sees through the media hype to the reality of the situation: Obama has huge negatives, and the word is filtering out through the electorate even if the media choose to ignore it. Media support is not as valuable as it once was.
I am predicting a disaster of Biblical, or at least McGovern, proportions for the Dems this November.

I'm reminded of tis last "American Idol" season. For those who didn't see it... All the press was that little David Archuleta would win. All season long, that's all you heard 'David Archuleta, David Archuleta, David Archuleta, David Archuleta....

Well, David Cook won instead by millions of votes.

I have a feeling that this election will be like that. People really aren't as stupid or as unaware as the MSM and liberals think they are.

428 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:10:03pm

re: #399 HDrepub

The the Smilin' Bob male enhancement pill commercial is the one that really irritates me.

That must be the single most ludicrous and annoying commercial I've ever seen.

2nd place - Viva Viagra, with the guys sitting around playing guitar and singing the praises of Viagra.

429 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:10:03pm

re: #419 wolfie

Dang! Why didn't I think of that!

because you're not as sick and twisted as i am ! shhheeehshhh

430 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:10:41pm

re: #412 MandyManners

I prefer WAB but, tradition mandates "first lady."


I will hazard a guess:
Whiny
A##
B$%%ch

Am I correct?

431 reine.de.tout  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:10:50pm

re: #407 Dianna

They had to pull those, and I think the owner of the company's heading for jail.

It's been pulled? I saw it yesterday

432 Killgore Trout  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:11:15pm

re: #424 David Simon

I'm glad he's still blogging. He had to quit for a while because leftists had outed him and were harassing his employer.

433 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:11:36pm

re: #415 HDrepub

I think he meant Obama can kiss his ass right in the deepest, darkest part.

Now, that's just nasty.

434 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:11:41pm

re: #420 Dianna

specially since the stuff don't woik.uncle ezra's snake oil is alive and well on cable t.v.

435 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:12:01pm

re: #431 reine.de.tout

It's been pulled? I saw it yesterday


I...ah....nevermind.

436 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:12:12pm

re: #418 Typicalwhitey

I can just picture him just sweeping in....ID cards are for the "little people".
I can't see McCain doing this though.
He would probably stop and chat with the desk girl.
Just a different mentality.....one is entitlement and the other is being a regular guy.

The article sid he didn't get upset.

437 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:12:40pm

re: #431 reine.de.tout

So I'm told, and now I'm sunk in gloom.

Though one of the wonders of the DVR is that you don't have to watch the commercials.

438 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:13:01pm

re: #413 opnion

Ever notice in the ED adds, the couples dance & wind up in bath tubs outside?

I would love to have one of those over looking a beautiful vista.

439 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:13:03pm

re: #422 n in wi

How about First wench or Lady bitch Obama.
Madame mad.
Her finally proudness.

Cindy McCain, Michelle Obama? Hmmm let me think.
Classy vs bitter & clalssless. I'll need the rest of the weekend.

440 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:13:29pm

re: #406 alegrias

* * *
I misspoke but did not intend to imply there were people IN THE VOTING BOOTH. Rather there were witnesses to the McCains jointly & severally having told people they did not vote for George W. Bush in 2000.

But no witnesses?
I'll tell you a funny story..we had a party here after the indy 500 and i asked my 16 year old if he wanted something good to put on his myspace page..he said yes and got the video camera and i walked into the kitchen and announced to the crowd that i had voted for change and voted for obama in the indiana primary..
The screams and cursing from my wives sisters is a classic.. I figure a million hits on youtube..

441 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:13:47pm

re: #434 Boondock St. Bender

It's a thriving tradition. Just remember, you never get something for nothing, and you won't suffer too much embarrassment.

442 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:13:48pm

re: #390 USBeast

I think the "Viva Viagra" commercials trump the Free Credit Report commercials.

Life was better and TV more enjoyable before the pharm companies were allowed to hawk prescription drugs on television.

* * *

Let's not forget while you're at work, your children today can get their pharmaceutical & sexual needs met at SCHOOL, by their leftist school administrators who enjoy passing out drugs & condoms to kids without their parents' approval.

443 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:14:02pm

re: #435 Typicalwhitey

I...ah....nevermind.

Oh, c'mon!

444 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:14:12pm

re: #438 BBev

That place is in Sonoma, I think.

445 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:14:23pm

re: #402 pingjockey

Nah, Wolfie had a for real bird in his house and his boys were gonna "take care" of it.


Actually, I am the mommy wolf.
If it had been Mr. Wolf, he would not have had second thoughts about letting the boys "take care of it!"
(For some strange reason, Mr. Wolf does not fully realize that males are uncivilized.)

446 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:14:24pm

re: #412 MandyManners

I prefer WAB but, tradition mandates "first lady."

I'm afraid with those two in the White-house, there will be a lot of traditions going by the wayside.

447 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:14:39pm

re: #438 BBev

I would love to have one of those over looking a beautiful vista.

Hell, I'd settle for just having a man.

448 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:14:51pm

re: #432 Killgore Trout

I'm glad he's still blogging. He had to quit for a while because leftists had outed him and were harassing his employer.

Huh. Don't those harassing leftists know that we're the intolerant ones?

449 chicagodudewhotrades  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:14:51pm

re: #405 wolfie

i agree with that. Obama could walk up to a podium during a presser, announce he is Satan, start rotating his head around Linda blair style, and that evening on "Softball for dems" Chris M. will be gushing about how good the speech was. I do think there will be some violence if Obama loses, but whatever there is will be hyped beyond belief by the MSM

450 Dr. Shalit  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:14:52pm

re: #46 BBev

I would vote for Bill Clinton before Osama if I had only the 2 choices, better yet I would vote for GWB right now before McCain or Osama.

"BBev" -

I agree, for all of his perceived faults - come Jan. 20, 2009 - GWB will be widely missed.

-s-

451 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:14:58pm

re: #439 opnion

Cindy McCain, Michelle Obama? Hmmm let me think.
Classy vs bitter & clalssless. I'll need the rest of the weekend.


You know there is a lot that people don't know about Cindy McCain.
I have seen on kos people calling her plastic.
What they don't know is that she had a stroke, not plastic surgery.
They are always suprised when the find out a fact about her.
Some don't know that they adopted a black daughter.
Just stuff like that.
They usually just want to rip on her about her past drug problem

452 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:15:15pm

Uh....

453 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:15:17pm

RE: Sarcasm tags

I'm probably in the extreme minority here but I think that sarcasm tags are unnecessary and extremely gauche.

They also give me the impression that people can't read between the lines and demonstrates a severe lack of humor.

I don't assume people are idiots when I make a sarcastic comment. I like to assume that people are intelligent, snappy, and smart. Equally, I like to assume that people have the intellect to grasp the true meaning of the written word.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm sticking with it. If you have to tell somebody that something is a joke, then it was either a bad joke or they are too dumb to comprehend it in the first place. I prefer not to go there. How about you?

RE: Bill Clinton's comment

Spot on.

454 Typicalwhitey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:15:46pm

re: #436 MandyManners

The article sid he didn't get upset.

I know.
He just thought he didn't have to check in like everyone else.

455 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:15:58pm

re: #446 n in wi

I'm afraid with those two in the White-house, there will be a lot of traditions going by the wayside.


But the end of Ramadan Eid will be big!

456 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:15:58pm

re: #441 Dianna

lol true,everyone is looking for a magic pill.ever see the side effects of propecia?not pretty,funny as hell but not pretty.

457 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:16:06pm

re: #447 MandyManners

You mean you're ready to embrace your inner slut after her long absence? Congratulations!

/joke!

458 MarineMomSue  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:16:16pm

re: #413 opnion

Ever notice in the ED adds, the couples dance & wind up in bath tubs outside?

no indoor plumbing, maybe?

459 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:16:34pm

re: #421 USBeast

Remember Red Skelton? Live TV with the live cow on stage for the Carnation? milk commercial. That one is on a DVD of old commercials.

The doctor stepping out of surgery to light up a Lucky Strike.

460 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:16:49pm

re: #395 opnion

Call them all! Thats a joke. I swear. Maybe not funny , but a joke, just in case antbody on the thread thinks that I am subverting Western Civilization.

* * *
You're subverting Western Civilization by letting the Caliphate have all the kids with several wives a piece!

Get busy makin babies! Man up! Marry up. In reversed order of course.

And remember, have fun while you're at it.

That's an order.

461 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:16:54pm

re: #445 wolfie
oops, my bad. How many boys and girls? I have 3 boys and no way I'd set still if they were gonna take care of a bird!

462 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:17:22pm

re: #439 opnion

Cindy McCain, Michelle Obama? Hmmm let me think.
Classy vs bitter & clalssless. I'll need the rest of the weekend.

And Mrs McCain owns a beer distributorship and is a millionaire. Hell I'm 20 years younger then her and I would marry her.

463 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:17:58pm

re: #453 Summer

RE: Sarcasm tags

I'm probably in the extreme minority here but I think that sarcasm tags are unnecessary and extremely gauche.

They also give me the impression that people can't read between the lines and demonstrates a severe lack of humor.

I don't assume people are idiots when I make a sarcastic comment. I like to assume that people are intelligent, snappy, and smart. Equally, I like to assume that people have the intellect to grasp the true meaning of the written word.
You must have missed the last thread.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm sticking with it. If you have to tell somebody that something is a joke, then it was either a bad joke or they are too dumb to comprehend it in the first place. I prefer not to go there. How about you?

RE: Bill Clinton's comment

Spot on.

464 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:18:00pm

re: #416 sattv4u2

ahhh ,,,,, the proverbial "people".Amazing that "people" never have names and/ or faces !

* * *
I am one "witness."

465 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:18:12pm

re: #456 Boondock St. Bender

Which one's propecia, and what does it purport to treat?

The ones that have "risk of death" in them make me blink, I admit.

466 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:18:23pm

re: #458 MarineMomSue

no indoor plumbing, maybe?

Marine mom! we are a Marine family!
details..where is his/her base?

467 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:19:10pm

re: #453 Summer

snark is easy to misinterprate,it's difficult to properly type sarcasm at times.(it is easier with posters you know) with newbies and trolls about,it's just easier.

468 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:19:10pm

re: #439 opnion

I understand Cindy McCaian has done some very impressive charity work. So yeah, Class verses crass

469 Paul  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:19:17pm

Yeah, Bill's bitter, he knows that he and Hillary have basically been run out out the Democrat party by the moonbat left (which never liked him or her, even during the 90s). So Hillary will remain in the Senate and Bill will keep giving speeches before Rotary Clubs but their days of power and influence in the Party are gone.

470 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:20:00pm

re: #450 Dr. Shalit

"BBev" -

I agree, for all of his perceived faults - come Jan. 20, 2009 - GWB will be widely missed.

-s-

GWB is a man of true conviction and I still have his bumper sticker on my truck as it will stay till the last day of his term.

471 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:20:15pm

re: #463 opnion

I did miss the last thread. But I don't care. I'm sticking to my point on moral grounds. I'm right. I know I'm right. I'm not backing down.

Sarcasm tags are for the intellectually insecure. =)

Smilies and heartsies are okay though.

472 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:20:26pm

re: #453 Summer

unfortunately, some people can NOT read between the lines. In the last thread, someone made what was obviously a joke (as confirmed by at least 4 lizards besides myself). One person however took real umbrage to it.

473 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:20:27pm

re: #447 MandyManners

he's out there.good thing come to those who wait.

474 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:20:27pm

re: #457 Dianna

I think it's the new hair style, all these riotous curls.

475 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:21:03pm

re: #235 maddogg

Now Huma might put some starch in it!

Do a search on Huma....cult of islam, and a possible security threat.

/I care as much about Bubba's sex life as I do about Helen Thomas's.

476 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:21:10pm

re: #464 alegrias

* * *
I am one "witness."

So you were present when either Mr or Mrs Mccain stated "I voted for Al Gore" ?

477 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:21:18pm

re: #454 Typicalwhitey

I know.
He just thought he didn't have to check in like everyone else.

Yeah, that got me. Narcissits don't think the rules apply to them.

478 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:21:24pm

re: #471 Summer

Smilies and heartsies are okay though.

Oh, dear.

479 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:21:29pm

re: #467 Boondock St. Bender

I don't care. I'm right. Everyone who ever went to school knows I'm right. I'm not going to use them.

If people are unsure about their skills in communication, then let them edit it before posting.

Sorry.

480 avspatti  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:21:51pm

I haven't read this entire thread, so I hope this isn't too repetitive. One of the links above from a doctor (www.drmcdugall.com) discusses complications from heart by-pass surgery, some of which are lessened emotional control and impaired mental acuity. I have never been able to stand Bill Clinton (who apparently can't keep his pants zipped), but if this is accurate, then I feel sad for him.

Remind me never to have this surgery.

481 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:22:27pm

re: #460 alegrias

* * *
You're subverting Western Civilization by letting the Caliphate have all the kids with several wives a piece!

Get busy makin babies! Man up! Marry up. In reversed order of course.

And remember, have fun while you're at it.

That's an order.

I have made my contribution. Glad that I did. It is my legacy, so at the end of the day there is some ego involved.
But I take your point. We need more liquor & Viagra and outpace the Caliphate. THere has to be a funny pick up line there.
"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place & avoid burquas+'

482 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:22:41pm

re: #440 HoosierHoops

But no witnesses?
I'll tell you a funny story..we had a party here after the indy 500 and i asked my 16 year old if he wanted something good to put on his myspace page..he said yes and got the video camera and i walked into the kitchen and announced to the crowd that i had voted for change and voted for obama in the indiana primary..
The screams and cursing from my wives sisters is a classic.. I figure a million hits on youtube..

* * *
Good for you & YOUR FAMILY! Yahoo!

Oh, and Cindy McCain loves NASCAR, and has always been proud of NASCAR.

483 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:23:08pm

re: #465 Dianna

makes your hair grow back,side effect it gives you breasts as well,breasts that work....

484 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:23:20pm

re: #466 HoosierHoops

Marine mom! we are a Marine family!
details..where is his/her base?


Hoosier, Marines? Semper Fi

485 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:23:22pm

re: #461 pingjockey

oops, my bad. How many boys and girls? I have 3 boys and no way I'd set still if they were gonna take care of a bird!

Well, I'm exaggerating about Mr. Wolf's carelessness. In this particular case, he sure would be worried about the bird!
I've got 2 boys and 2 girls, so it's an even match here between the forces of barbarism and the forces of civility!

486 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:23:30pm

re: #478 Dianna

The reason why smilies and heartsies are okay is simple: it's an expression of character. In essence, it is an artistic display. Sarcasm tags simply scream: I can't write worth crap, so I'm going to tell you it's a joke. Or they can also mean: You really are too stupid to understand that this is a joke, so I have to explain it to you.

Sarcasm tags are insulting. Smilies and heartsies are expressions of something entirely different and are pleasant in nature.

487 MandyManners  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:23:32pm

re: #475 NY Nana

Do a search on Huma....cult of islam, and a possible security threat.

/I care as much about Bubba's sex life as I do about Helen Thomas's.

Some bridge is missing its troll.

488 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:23:40pm

re: #453 Summer

RE: Sarcasm tags

I'm probably in the extreme minority here but I think that sarcasm tags are unnecessary and extremely gauche.

They also give me the impression that people can't read between the lines and demonstrates a severe lack of humor.

I don't assume people are idiots when I make a sarcastic comment. I like to assume that people are intelligent, snappy, and smart. Equally, I like to assume that people have the intellect to grasp the true meaning of the written word.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm sticking with it. If you have to tell somebody that something is a joke, then it was either a bad joke or they are too dumb to comprehend it in the first place. I prefer not to go there. How about you?

RE: Bill Clinton's comment

While I understand your sentiment, I must disagree. As we type our bon mots we can hear our own voices in our heads and our tone is clear. Our readers cannot hear the dripping sarcasm and may take what they're reading as honest opinion. Also the speed of this kind of discussion does not allow for calm reflection and many an "Oh, I get it." moment is lost in the haste to reply.

Cut some slack. Use the tag.

Spot on.

489 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:24:53pm

re: #485 wolfie
Mwahaha! My cousin has moved in up the street. He has 3 girls, however I don't think the civilizing influence of the girls is working.

490 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:25:16pm

re: #459 FamHistoryGuy

Remember Red Skelton? Live TV with the live cow on stage for the Carnation? milk commercial. That one is on a DVD of old commercials.

The doctor stepping out of surgery to light up a Lucky Strike.

"Ah yes, I remember it well..."

491 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:25:18pm

re: #488 USBeast

Nope. Sorry.

No writer worth their salt puts sarcasm tags in their op-eds, columns, books, or blog posts.

It is a means for the lazy and stupid. I won't be party to it. It insults me and, likewise, it should insult you as well.

Please don't use them. Be above that. It isn't hard.

492 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:25:32pm

re: #470 BBev

GWB is a man of true conviction and I still have his bumper sticker on my truck as it will stay till the last day of his term.

I agree .W will be missed in the not to distant future.
Though not many will be admitting it. Too easy to keep blaming him for the ensuing issues that will arise when he is not the pres.

493 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:26:12pm

re: #488 USBeast

I'd prefer to risk being insulted by a sarc tag (I never have, though--it adds to the humor IMHO) than being insulted or hurt because the tone wasn't clear.

494 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:26:13pm

re: #487 MandyManners

Some bridge is missing its troll.

My eyes my eyes. we need better warning next time please.

495 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:26:29pm

re: #476 sattv4u2

So you were present when either Mr or Mrs Mccain stated "I voted for Al Gore" ?

* * *
Yes.

496 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:26:51pm

re: #475 NY Nana

Do a search on Huma....cult of islam, and a possible security threat.

/I care as much about Bubba's sex life as I do about Helen Thomas's.

Thank you , Picasso

497 MarineMomSue  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:27:04pm

re: #466 HoosierHoops

Marine mom! we are a Marine family!
details..where is his/her base?

I have 2... one at LeJeune, one at The Stumps

498 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:28:08pm

re: #484 opnion

Hoosier, Marines? Semper Fi

hey.. Jordan is a proud squad leader of 1st platoon, Kilo Company, 3/5th Marines..Just returned from Iraq 40 days ago.

we are so proud of him

499 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:28:25pm

re: #487 MandyManners

Some bridge is missing its troll.

It would appear that way....and also missing a sense of values.

500 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:28:39pm

re: #453 Summer

I like the sarc tags myself.....particularly in cases where a failure to get the joke might (1) personally offend another lizard, where no offense was intended, or (2) might be seen as hateful, vicious, or violent by those seeking to defame LGF.
But there are a lot of cases when they aren't necessary.
Just my opinion!

501 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:29:39pm

re: #497 MarineMomSue

I have 2... one at LeJeune, one at The Stumps

Cheers to you mom!
Our son is based at Camp Pendleton..

502 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:29:52pm

re: #491 Summer

Nope. Sorry.

No writer worth their salt puts sarcasm tags in their op-eds, columns, books, or blog posts.

It is a means for the lazy and stupid. I won't be party to it. It insults me and, likewise, it should insult you as well.

Please don't use them. Be above that. It isn't hard.

Again, I must disagree. Most of us here aren't "writers". The examples you mention do not include discussion forums. Each of them allows time for calm reflection. A forum such as this does not. I have no desire to trip a reader of one of my posts into an "Ooops, never mind." event.

503 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:30:52pm

re: #500 wolfie

I like the sarc tags myself.....particularly in cases where a failure to get the joke might (1) personally offend another lizard, where no offense was intended, or (2) might be seen as hateful, vicious, or violent by those seeking to defame LGF.
But there are a lot of cases when they aren't necessary.
Just my opinion!

I agree it should be used but sometimes the joke from the one that is posting it should be obvious but some new be's might not see it as such.

504 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:30:59pm

re: #500 wolfie

I like the sarc tags myself.....particularly in cases where a failure to get the joke might (1) personally offend another lizard, where no offense was intended, or (2) might be seen as hateful, vicious, or violent by those seeking to defame LGF.
But there are a lot of cases when they aren't necessary.
Just my opinion!

I also like the /sarc tag


/sarc

Go figure that one out.

505 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:31:12pm

re: #495 alegrias

* * *
Yes.

can you elaborate as to the circumstances? Not that I'm a doubting Thomas, just that i'm curious in what setting a sitting Republican senator who has long had aspirations to run for President as a REPUBLICAN would utter such words

506 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:32:00pm

re: #500 wolfie

I like the sarc tags myself.....particularly in cases where a failure to get the joke might (1) personally offend another lizard, where no offense was intended, or (2) might be seen as hateful, vicious, or violent by those seeking to defame LGF.
But there are a lot of cases when they aren't necessary.
Just my opinion!

I agree. There are a lot of cases when turn signals aren't necessary either. I still use them.

507 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:32:33pm

re: #505 sattv4u2

Hey when are we going to have a North east get together?

508 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:32:35pm

re: #502 USBeast

not only am I not a "writer", I'm barely an adequate READER !

509 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:33:21pm

re: #500 wolfie

I do understand your point, believe me.

I'm just tired of seeing people dumbing down our culture.

I won't stand for it. I refuse to accept that this is just acceptable. It isn't. Language forms the basis of our entire thinking process. I don't like to see it sullied like this.

This bugs me as much as people who text with "u r gr8". I don't ever do that. I type out "You" when I text. I don't mind some shortcuts, but I am extremely pissed off at how stupid people are becoming in general. I won't cut it slack, I won't give in, and I don't need sarcasm tags to explain something to me.

Do you need sarcasm tags to explain a joke to you? I sure hope you don't answer yes to that. I am hoping that you aren't selling yourself short.

I don't need them and neither should you. =)

510 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:33:23pm

re: #507 BBev

Hey when are we going to have a North east get together?

well ,,, seeing that I haven't lived there in almost 10 years (moved to Atlanta in 99) ,,,,,,,,, hehehehe

511 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:33:24pm

re: #507 BBev

that sounds like fun.

512 MarineMomSue  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:34:01pm

re: #498 HoosierHoops

hey.. Jordan is a proud squad leader of 1st platoon, Kilo Company, 3/5th Marines..Just returned from Iraq 40 days ago.

we are so proud of him

You aren't alone! I've never met him but I'm proud of him too! He's a man of Honor, Courage & Commitment, and I thank him for his service.

513 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:34:24pm

re: #508 sattv4u2

not only am I not a "writer", I'm barely an adequate READER !

Keep at it. You'll get there. :)

514 opnion  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:34:27pm

re: #498 HoosierHoops

hey.. Jordan is a proud squad leader of 1st platoon, Kilo Company, 3/5th Marines..Just returned from Iraq 40 days ago.

we are so proud of him

Proud of him & you for raising him.

515 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:34:43pm

re: #507 BBev

re: #511 Boondock St. Bender

BBev ,, YOU set it up and I'll come back and visit my family while there !

516 Captain Hate  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:34:48pm

re: #226 Opilio

How 'bout that part?

Ok, I've seen the error of my ways: I'll never besmirch the name of Virginia the Pure of various taverns in Arkansas, mother of Willie the Slick and Roger of Blowville, through Immaculate Conception (not that travelling wastrel) and patron saint of some misguided Lizards. That Clenis developed such a high respect for women had absolutely nothing to do with Virginia and her chaste lifestyle; it must've been a one in a quadrillion chance. I'm off to light a candle for the memory of Virginia in hopes that some harlot will repent of her sins, put some ice on it and return to the pure state as exemplified by Saint Virginia.

517 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:34:51pm

re: #508 sattv4u2

Then you should learn to better your reading comprehension skills.

Ignorance is not an excuse.

Sarcasm tags are a crutch.

518 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:35:06pm

Well, Mr. Wolf is home with some fresh, raw meat, so I shall go rip it apart for the pups.

Okay, okay. He got Chinese. I have to go make sure everyone gets their fair share and none of ends up on the floor. I also have to go give the 13 yr old male dirty looks so he won't say "eeeeeeeewwww" at the fruit salad just because his sister made it.

Food!

519 Dianna  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:35:42pm

re: #483 Boondock St. Bender

Oh, that would be...problematic for a man.

520 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:35:52pm

re: #513 USBeast

Keep at it. You'll get there. :)

I just finished the Dick AND Jane series ! (next i'm going for the porn vesion, Dick IN Jane)

BAD SATT ,,, BAD BAD BAD !

521 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:36:19pm

re: #503 BBev

If a newbie doesn't understand what is going on, they should shut up and learn before they open their mouths. Or, in this case, type.

522 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:36:26pm

re: #517 Summer

Then you should learn to better your reading comprehension skills.

Ignorance is not an excuse.

Sarcasm tags are a crutch.

How bout we buy you another dead horse, because that one is now beat !

523 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:36:32pm

re: #510 sattv4u2

well ,,, seeing that I haven't lived there in almost 10 years (moved to Atlanta in 99) ,,,,,,,,, hehehehe


OK you out but Boondock St. Bender your in. There are others who's in?

524 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:36:33pm

re: #480 avspatti

I haven't read this entire thread, so I hope this isn't too repetitive. One of the links above from a doctor (www.drmcdugall.com) discusses complications from heart by-pass surgery, some of which are lessened emotional control and impaired mental acuity. I have never been able to stand Bill Clinton (who apparently can't keep his pants zipped), but if this is accurate, then I feel sad for him.

Remind me never to have this surgery.

Did Clinton have that surgery when he was a young man?

525 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:37:26pm

re: #360 Smilin' Jack

Given that you and Shiplord Kirel have uttered true prophetic statements, what does your crystal ball predict will be happening in the streets of our cities the day after election day?

Think we may hit a rough patch there?
SJ

re: #405 wolfie

As long as the MSM continue to suggest that the "real" reason people aren't voting for Obama is because of his race, I think that's what a lot of people will believe. (I think many AfrAms are inclined to believe it anyway.)
So if Obama loses BIG, it will "prove" we're still all racists.
If he loses by an inch,as Gore and Kerry did, it will be "stolen."
In the latter case, I am afraid the MSM will encourage outrage, which may result in riots. Chicago?

I'm pretty much with Wolfie on this, except that I think the usual suspects will try to delegitimize a McCain victory even if it's a landslide.
A lot depends on just how big a shock the MSM want to represent it to be.
They would have to have some inkling well before election day if their guy Obama were in trouble at all, but their reflexive efforts at election day manipulation might lead them to withhold this information until it had become obvious to all. In that case, I would expect them to give saturation coverage to alleged election fraud and misdeeds all through election day. With a deluge of fraud claims, and a result portrayed as an explicable shock to the MSM faithful, we very well could see riots in many areas.

526 angst  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:37:47pm

re: #480 avspatti

I haven't read this entire thread, so I hope this isn't too repetitive. One of the links above from a doctor (www.drmcdugall.com) discusses complications from heart by-pass surgery, some of which are lessened emotional control and impaired mental acuity. I have never been able to stand Bill Clinton (who apparently can't keep his pants zipped), but if this is accurate, then I feel sad for him.

Remind me never to have this surgery.

Bypass surgery isn't exactly elective. There's only so much stents can do.
Newer techniques (e.g. beating heart surgery) do eliminate some of the risk of mental status changes that people can get from being on the bypass pump. Still, it beats being dead.

527 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:37:53pm

re: #517 Summer

Then you should learn to better your reading comprehension skills.

Ignorance is not an excuse.

Sarcasm tags are a crutch.

As Mrs. Slocum said to Captain Peacock: "It must be heaven living with you."

528 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:38:19pm

re: #527 USBeast

As Mrs. Slocum said to Captain Peacock: "It must be heaven living with you."

/sarc

529 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:38:35pm

re: #522 sattv4u2

Sorry about that of course you are welcome.

530 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:38:40pm

re: #505 sattv4u2

can you elaborate as to the circumstances? Not that I'm a doubting Thomas, just that i'm curious in what setting a sitting Republican senator who has long had aspirations to run for President as a REPUBLICAN would utter such words

* * *
It was a private setting, Arizona, in November 2000, 3 weeks after the election--which was NOT YET SETTLED as Bush v. Gore was in litigation--and it was Cindy who uttered it.

Maybe you missed the intensely reported true reports of continuing acrimony after the South Carolina primary.

531 wolfie  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:39:12pm

re: #509 Summer

I sincerely appreciate the general point you are making.

That said, I confess that a couple of times here I've not been sure whether someone is being serious or sarcastic.
Whether this is attributable to my deficiencies as a reader or to the clumsiness of the writer I do not know.

532 Captain Jack  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:39:31pm

Gotta love that irrepressible human emotion! "Kiss my ass" is a statement that implies there is nothing Obama can do to win his support. I do respect his spine while I loathe the rest of his being.

533 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:39:49pm

re: #517 Summer

re: #527 USBeast

As Mrs. Slocum said to Captain Peacock: "It must be heaven living with you."

I prefer Winston Churchill to the dowager at the dinner party

LADY. "Sir, if you were my husband I would pour poisin in your drink"

WINSTON "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"

534 angst  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:39:57pm

re: #506 USBeast

I agree. There are a lot of cases when turn signals aren't necessary either. I still use them.

In my state you can get a ticket for not using them. I didn't know that until my smartass 16y.o. driver's-ed-student-son reminded me.

535 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:39:59pm

I am a writer of some small standing, but I do feel obliged to use sarc tags for the sake of irony-challenged morons.
/s

536 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:40:12pm

re: #520 sattv4u2

I just finished the Dick AND Jane series ! (next i'm going for the porn vesion, Dick IN Jane)

BAD SATT ,,, BAD BAD BAD !

Hope you move up to the volume that includes Dick saying "Jane, see Spot? " Then Jane yells "Run Spot, run."

537 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:40:41pm

How about the end of July. I live in New Hampshire and I love it here but if the Boston area is better for people that would be fine also.

538 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:40:50pm

Somewhat OT, but I just saw this on ABC News:

Obama Rallies Latino vote

BBL...

539 BigJohn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:41:07pm

It depends on what the meaning of ass is.

540 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:41:16pm

re: #509 Summer

I do understand your point, believe me.

I'm just tired of seeing people dumbing down our culture.

I won't stand for it. I refuse to accept that this is just acceptable. It isn't. Language forms the basis of our entire thinking process. I don't like to see it sullied like this.

This bugs me as much as people who text with "u r gr8". I don't ever do that. I type out "You" when I text. I don't mind some shortcuts, but I am extremely pissed off at how stupid people are becoming in general. I won't cut it slack, I won't give in, and I don't need sarcasm tags to explain something to me.

Do you need sarcasm tags to explain a joke to you? I sure hope you don't answer yes to that. I am hoping that you aren't selling yourself short.

I don't need them and neither should you. =)

* * *
Perhaps you are not aware many lizards are not of the "culture," nor on the American continent.

English is not everyone's first language here.

Charles is right to ask people to be clear so that comments are not misconstrued & used by folks who don't mean LGF well.

541 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:41:20pm

re: #522 sattv4u2

No it's not.

Sarcasm tags are for the mentally disabled. I choose not to assume that:

1) I am mentally unable to communicate properly when I make a joke.

2) People around me are too dumb to grasp it.

Sarcasm tags were probably invented by a progressive moron who thought that it was best not to be politically incorrect and risk offending somebody. It's meant to dumb everything down and "level the playing field". I will not be party to this Communist fucking philosophical bullshit invading my life.

Damnit.

You want to think that everyone has a fourth grade education level, you go right ahead. I don't want to think that. That's what pisses me off about TV news and AM talk radio: it's geared towards a moronic level. This upsets me greatly.

If only smart people can understand me, then tough shit.

542 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:41:21pm

re: #530 alegrias

* * *
It was a private setting, Arizona, in November 2000, 3 weeks after the election--which was NOT YET SETTLED as Bush v. Gore was in litigation--and it was Cindy who uttered it.

Maybe you missed the intensely reported true reports of continuing acrimony after the South Carolina primary.

Nope ,, didn't miss that at all. Bad assumption on your part, though. If anything, I would beleive that Mccain (or his wife) didn't pull ANY lever

543 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:41:21pm

re: #490 USBeast

I did miss a lot of US TV. Three years in France mid-late 50's, three years in England (60, 61 &62) and a good chunk of the 60's & 70's in SEA. Watching Bonanza in Thai was an experience though.

544 tgibson1962  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:41:40pm

"A senior Democrat who worked for Mr Clinton has revealed that he recently told friends Mr Obama could “kiss my ass” in return for his support."

Buttercup will pucker up if he thinks there's a vote in it.

545 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:42:00pm

re: #506 USBeast

I agree. There are a lot of cases when turn signals aren't necessary either. I still use them.

I enjoy a humorous left turn too.

546 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:42:55pm

re: #516 Captain Hate

lol, you're killin' me man.

547 Captain Jack  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:43:03pm

Clinton's cloak of media invincibility has migrated to Obama and Clinton(s) are having a real hard time being treated like Republicans! PS Love NH too bad its heading towards welfarestatism. Reminds me of Connecticut.

548 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:43:16pm

re: #533 sattv4u2

re: #527 USBeast

I prefer Winston Churchill to the dowager at the dinner party

LADY. "Sir, if you were my husband I would pour poisin in your drink"

WINSTON "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"

Margot Asquith!

Who, incidentally, once met Jean Harlow. Somehow the spelling of Lady Asquith's first name arose. Miss Harlow said something along the line of, "Oh, I thought it was pronounced Mar-goT."

Lady A. replied, "Np, my dear, the T is silent, as it is in Harlow..."

549 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:43:18pm

re: #524 debutaunt

Did Clinton have that surgery when he was a young man?

I think Bill lacked a lot of control,emotional or otherwise, before the surgery.

550 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:43:48pm

re: #517 Summer

Then you should learn to better your reading comprehension skills.

Ignorance is not an excuse.

Sarcasm tags are a crutch.

Do you have a Paypal account?

551 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:43:59pm

re: #541 Summer

If only smart people can understand me, then tough shit.

trust me ,,, we "understand you"... only all too well!

552 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:44:58pm

Now I'm gonna leave you all to your sarcasm tags and I will go and enjoy the rest of the day. =)

P.S.

Yes, this is an issue with me. We should set an example for the blogosphere. We shouldn't be like the morons on DU who need to comment every line to explain their position. Sarcasm tags are handouts.

I don't do handouts.

Good DAY, Sirs!

553 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:45:29pm

re: #552 Summer

I think I'm in love !

554 Smilin' Jack  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:45:34pm

re: #381 soccerdad

What Wolfie said in #405. Yeah, there will be a rough patch and we can thank the MSM for the resulting mayhem and vandalism. Lots of people are believing the MSM's inevitability meme (again).
SJ

555 FamHistoryGuy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:45:47pm

re: #509 Summer

Tone is difficult to express in typed words. Spoken words can be caught by the tone. Not all readers here are English as a first language.

556 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:45:59pm

re: #542 sattv4u2

Nope ,, didn't miss that at all. Bad assumption on your part, though. If anything, I would beleive that Mccain (or his wife) didn't pull ANY lever

* * *
As it turns out Bush did very well in Arizona in 2000 so two votes for Al Gore wouldn't have mattered much in the greater scheme of things.

557 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:45:59pm

(((( did she get that my 553 did NOT have a tag !)))

558 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:46:11pm

re: #550 debutaunt

Yes, I do. =)

Seeya later.

559 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:46:46pm

re: #552 Summer

Now I'm gonna leave you all to your sarcasm tags and I will go and enjoy the rest of the day. =)

P.S.

Yes, this is an issue with me. We should set an example for the blogosphere. We shouldn't be like the morons on DU who need to comment every line to explain their position. Sarcasm tags are handouts.

I don't do handouts.

Good DAY, Sirs!

You forgot the ladies. Unforgivable to a gentleman.

560 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:46:47pm

re: #550 debutaunt

Do you have a Paypal account?

thnk she can BUY A CLUE there ?

561 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:47:53pm

re: #541 Summer

No it's not.

Sarcasm tags are for the mentally disabled. I choose not to assume that:

1) I am mentally unable to communicate properly when I make a joke.

2) People around me are too dumb to grasp it.

Sarcasm tags were probably invented by a progressive moron who thought that it was best not to be politically incorrect and risk offending somebody. It's meant to dumb everything down and "level the playing field". I will not be party to this Communist fucking philosophical bullshit invading my life.

Damnit.

You want to think that everyone has a fourth grade education level, you go right ahead. I don't want to think that. That's what pisses me off about TV news and AM talk radio: it's geared towards a moronic level. This upsets me greatly.

If only smart people can understand me, then tough shit.

Oh, I'm smart enough to understand you, but your self-centered attitude makes me choose to ignore your comments.

Consideration for one's audience, not condescension, is important to conveying meaning. Your feelings are obviously more important than anyone's you may inadvertently hurt, and you've made it clear that if a Lizard's feelings are hurt, it's his or her own fault for being stupid.

562 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:48:58pm

re: #556 alegrias

* * *
As it turns out Bush did very well in Arizona in 2000 so two votes for Al Gore wouldn't have mattered much in the greater scheme of things.

I'm aware Bush did very well in AZ in 2000. Mccain did a lot of work for him there. Shame he wasted all that effort with a phantom useless "protest" vote

(is SUMMER gone ? Can I put a sarc tag here now ?)

563 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:49:00pm

re: #552 Summer

Hey,Your a pompous ass. Now u go figure out if I intended to use the /sarc tag or not

564 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:49:28pm

re: #519 Dianna

exactly,many of the new miracle self-improvement drugs leave one with even worse socially crippling problems.
(don't even ask about the fat blockers)

565 angst  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:49:41pm

re: #559 USBeast

You forgot the ladies. Unforgivable to a gentleman.

Once I was told that "Sirs" was genderless. And I said, "Only on Battlestar Galactica."

566 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:49:47pm

re: #563 n in wi

Hey,Your a pompous ass. Now u go figure out if I intended to use the /sarc tag or not

one dingy uppy !

567 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:50:26pm

re: #558 Summer

Yes, I do. =)

Seeya later.

Equals closed parentheses. What's that all about?

568 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:50:33pm

re: #565 angst

Once I was told that "Sirs" was genderless. And I said, "Only on Battlestar Galactica."

Your informant was misinformed.

569 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:50:37pm

I think sarcasm tags are a necessary evil. Sometimes stuff is posted and depending on the topic it is tough to tell if someone is being sarcastic or not.

570 BigJohn  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:51:25pm

re: #561 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, I'm smart enough to understand you, but your self-centered attitude makes me choose to ignore your comments.

Consideration for one's audience, not condescension, is important to conveying meaning. Your feelings are obviously more important than anyone's you may inadvertently hurt, and you've made it clear that if a Lizard's feelings are hurt, it's his or her own fault for being stupid.

Oh how the GODDESS always displays clarity and maturity.

571 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:52:46pm

re: #570 BigJohn

Oh how the GODDESS always displays clarity and maturity.

Was that sarcastic?

(Just kidding! Thanks--MWAH!)

572 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:52:48pm

re: #561 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, I'm smart enough to understand you, but your self-centered attitude makes me choose to ignore your comments.

Consideration for one's audience, not condescension, is important to conveying meaning. Your feelings are obviously more important than anyone's you may inadvertently hurt, and you've made it clear that if a Lizard's feelings are hurt, it's his or her own fault for being stupid.

OUCH ,, THAT'S gonna leave a nasty scar !

573 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:53:16pm

re: #569 pingjockey

I think sarcasm tags are a necessary evil. Sometimes stuff is posted and depending on the topic it is tough to tell if someone is being sarcastic or not.

I agree. I have been around here for a while and seen undeserved backlash from a comment that was meant to be sarcastic.

574 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:53:49pm

We owe it to Charles Johnson to be clear so our comments can't be used to damage Charles' great LGF site's reputation.

575 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:54:08pm

re: #573 BBev
You betcha. I will put that little doodad there just to be clear.

576 nyc redneck  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:54:23pm

i think summer is a satirist.
a joke/
there is no bee in it's bonnet.

577 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:55:51pm

Maybe SUMMER is a product of Global WARMING,,,,,,,

(get it ,, summer ,, warming ,,,,,, )

jjeeezz ,,, that one even hurt MY eyes!

578 alegrias  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:56:30pm

Ok all, enjoyed your company.

Hold the fort! Go forth, marry & multiply for Western Civ's sake. With or without ED medication.

579 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:56:38pm

re: #577 sattv4u2
Bad, bad, bad. Cubs have tying run on 3rd.

580 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:57:13pm

re: #537 BBev

BBev,I'll leave my nic blue,i'm pretty much free to travel anywhere in the n.e.( i live in jersey)definately count me in.

581 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:57:17pm

re: #552 Summer

You presumptuous ass...you post here so infrequently, yet you tell old timers and the newer posters who all appreciate the privilege of posting on LGF what we will and will not do, by your rules, which you intend to follow?

Don't slam the door behind you.

582 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:57:17pm

re: #579 pingjockey

Bad, bad, bad. Cubs have tying run on 3rd.

more importantly, Red Sox are about to start

583 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:58:14pm

re: #582 sattv4u2
I meant the pun was bad. Who are the Red legs playing?

584 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:58:28pm

re: #581 NY Nana

ruh roh ,,, now NANA's riled ,,,,,, I'll be cowering in the corner for awhile!

BTW ,,, go get her, NANA ! GGGGRRRRRRRRRR

585 goddessoftheclassroom  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:58:30pm

re: #576 nyc redneck

i think summer is a satirist.
a joke/
there is no bee in it's bonnet.

Satire is properly used to exaggerate, criticize, and reform shortcomings of those in a position of power. To belittle an equal or an inferior is simply demeaning. To use satire simply because one can is showing off and is grossly inappropriate in a community of equals.

I pay Lizards the compliment of taking them at their word. Sarc tags help make that word absolutely unambiguous.

586 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:58:37pm

OK I have got no responce to a get together here in New Hampshire for the end of July. are ther any takers? Manchester NH has some real nice places.

587 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:59:19pm

re: #583 pingjockey

I meant the pun was bad. Who are the Red legs playing?

Houston Colt 45's ,,,, ooooppsss ,,, meant Houston Astro's (damn, I just showed my age ! )

588 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 3:59:42pm

re: #582 sattv4u2

more importantly, Red Sox are about to start


Why bother to start they have already won.
sarc/ but hopeful

589 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:00:35pm

re: #587 sattv4u2
Ha! I remember the Seattle Pilots!

590 pingjockey  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:01:14pm

Gotta go. Y'all have fun.

591 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:01:46pm

re: #589 pingjockey

Ha! I remember the Seattle Pilots!

hell, I was born the year that the BOSTON BRAVES moved to Milwaukee !

592 Summer  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:01:48pm

You're all missing the point.

The point is that sarcasm tags insult you as well as myself.

If I write /sarc at the end of a post, what I'm really saying is:

/you might be too stupid and dense to understand that what I just wrote is a joke so I have to tell you that it is.

See how insulting that is? Is that how you see each other? Really? Would you like me to pat you all on the head when I make a comment? Do you want me to smile nicely and explain to you that what you really are reading is meant in jest? Try it. See how wonderful that is as a message to each other.

You think I am insulting? Every time you use that sarcasm tag, you are insulting me. You are insulting everyone around you. You are blithely assuming that everyone here is just too below your intellect to grasp the real meaning of what you have just written.

Maybe you are okay with that, but I'm not.

This has nothing to do with my "superior" intellect. It has to do with how you see yourselves and those around you. If you use sarcasm tags, you are assuming that you are above others.

I am merely pointing out the duplicity in your philosophy....which does make me a genius, but that doesn't have anything to do with sarcasm tags.

Now, I'm sorry I insulted you all. I'm so sorry that I assumed that you wouldn't understand me without sarcasm tags. I beg your forgiveness for my lack of handing out some reading comprehension crutches to the masses. Please forgive me.

I'd also like you to be sorry for assuming that I wouldn't understand something without them. That really is a personal insult.

And now, I know that you won't give up your silly use of them at the moment, and I have better things to do than to keep this discussion alive. So I am going to go. Please feel free to bash me on this topic all you like.

593 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:01:53pm

sorry there it is......aparrently snark w/o sarc tags aren't the only things i don't understand....

594 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:02:58pm

re: #586 BBev

n.h sounds great to me.

595 Smilin' Jack  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:03:17pm

I think Summer was being sarcastic about the smilies and heartsies. But without the sarc/ tag, how will I ever know? The gal's an enigma.

596 nyc redneck  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:03:33pm

re: #585 goddessoftheclassroom

Satire is properly used to exaggerate, criticize, and reform shortcomings of those in a position of power. To belittle an equal or an inferior is simply demeaning. To use satire simply because one can is showing off and is grossly inappropriate in a community of equals.

I pay Lizards the compliment of taking them at their word. Sarc tags help make that word absolutely unambiguous.

i'm fine w/ the sarc tag.
and i'm thinking that 'summer' is too. it's whole long winded analysis of the sarc tag is ridiculous. has to be a joke. and anyway who cares what it purports to think? it's a non-issue to me. use it or don't.

597 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:03:33pm

re: #591 sattv4u2

Your old.
sarc/

598 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:04:38pm

I can confess right now, if Summer doesn't like the sarc tag, he would really be offended if spell check ever goes down for my posts.

599 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:05:05pm

re: #592 Summer

You're all missing the point.

No ,,, we HAVE your point. We UNDERSTAND your point. We beleive that you and your point are(sit down now, you may not hear this often) WRONG,,,, INCORRECT,,, NOT RIGHT,,,,, NUH UH ,,,,, NO WAY ,,,,,

600 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:05:23pm

re: #598 n in wi

wats spll chek?

601 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:05:30pm

re: #584 sattv4u2

Satty,

Anyone who loves the Red Sox? I am a Bostonian by birth, and they are my AL team...Mets are my other favorite. We hate the Yankees.

I may not have to go after it....Stinky might do it for us.

Go, Red Sox!

602 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:05:30pm

re: #589 pingjockey

Ha! I remember the Seattle Pilots!


Now known as the Milwaukee Brewers

603 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:06:07pm

re: #592 Summer

I do understand what you re saying but that is not the way it is believe me. I have seen to many good post thrown under the bus for not using it trust me.

604 NY Nana  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:06:09pm

re: #591 sattv4u2

hell, I was born the year that the BOSTON BRAVES moved to Milwaukee !

Youngster!

605 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:06:22pm

re: #598 n in wi

I can confess right now, if Summer doesn't like the sarc tag, he would really be offended if spell check ever goes down for my posts.

spell check? you BARBARIAN !

(the following is for SUMMER)

SARC

606 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:06:30pm

re: #595 Smilin' Jack

I think Summer was being sarcastic about the smilies and heartsies. But without the sarc/ tag, how will I ever know? The gal's an enigma.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

607 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:06:58pm

re: #603 BBev

obama posts here?

608 Macker  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:07:11pm

re: #592 Summer

You've got a hair up your ass, don't you.

609 wrenchwench  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:07:21pm

Summer is such a patient, kind, and thoughtful lizard.

/

Summer is also still logged in.

Thanks for the fabulous tools, Charles.

610 Millertime33  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:07:43pm

Being a "newbie" around here, I'm a little surprised at the whole sarc tag controversy... The reason for their use is more than understandable, given the libs and MSM talent of taking anything out of context they possibly can to damage the conservative cause - remember Reid vs Rush?

I see it as a responsibility of all Conservative minded people to be conscientious of anything we say. There's a double standard out there, but I'm confident we can continue to rise to the challenge!

That said, I find the use humorous anyway ;)

611 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:08:06pm

re: #607 Boondock St. Bender

obama posts here?

Thats good :-)

612 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:08:53pm

re: #610 Millertime33

there's never been any "controversy" about it until about 40 posts ago!

613 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:09:01pm

re: #611 BBev

thank you (i screwed up a good one on the last thread)

614 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:09:45pm

Think Summer votes Democrat?

615 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:10:16pm

re: #614 n in wi

Think Summer votes Democrat?

I hope so. I'd hate to think he/ she's on MY side !

616 Macker  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:10:56pm

re: #614 n in wi

Think Summer votes Democrat?

It could be a Ronulan...

617 nyc redneck  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:11:07pm

i don't know what is going on w/ summer but it's not abt. the sarc tag.

618 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:11:16pm

re: #615 sattv4u2

I hope so. I'd hate to think he/ she's on MY side !

Think Summer is code for John Kerry?

619 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:12:01pm

re: #618 n in wi

Think Summer is code for John Kerry?

nahhh ,,,,, the face isn't long enough

620 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:13:25pm

re: #613 Boondock St. Bender

thank you (i screwed up a good one on the last thread)

Summer has to understand that smiley faces and sarc tags imply emotion, we are typing not talking to each other so how is one to know what someones feelings are with out them.

621 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:13:37pm

re: #608 Macker

You've got a hair head up your ass, don't you.

fixed that for ya

622 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:15:28pm

re: #620 BBev

Summer has to understand that smiley faces and sarc tags imply emotion, we are typing not talking to each other so how is one to know what someones feelings are with out them.

IMHO, Summer has to realize that the universe does NOT rotate around him/ her. That stated, I'm guessing Summer is a current or recent Grad School attendee.

623 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:17:00pm

re: #620 BBev

true you lose the nuance that the spoken voice can convey.

624 Macker  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:17:02pm

re: #621 sattv4u2

fixed that for ya


I was actually being nice to it, that's why I used "hair" instead of "head"....

/snicker (Hey Summer if you don't like that, too bad so sad!)

625 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:17:37pm

re: #622 sattv4u2

or a candidate for president......

626 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:17:44pm

re: #621 sattv4u2

fixed that for ya

I bet his ass is too tight to get a head or a hair up it.

627 bebe's boobs destroy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:17:47pm

re: #447 MandyManners

Mandy,

What happened to this one? You burn him out from overuse? I doubt he needed viagra either.[Link: www.freedomisnotfree.com...]

628 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:18:08pm

re: #624 Macker

I was actually being nice to it, that's why I used "hair" instead of "head"....

/snicker (Hey Summer if you don't like that, too bad so sad!)

what is this "being nice" you speak of ?

629 freedombilly  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:18:48pm

re: #592 Summer

Take a deep breath...

630 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:19:31pm

re: #623 Boondock St. Bender

true you lose the nuance that the spoken voice can convey.

Summer is not the first person to claim that smiley faces and sarc tags are wrong "not the same words used" and it was the same out come, they are needed.

631 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:19:32pm

SUMMER ,,, Come Back ,,, Marry Me ,, Take me with you to PERFECT WORLD!

632 ploome hineni[deleted]  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:21:00pm
633 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:23:38pm

re: #630 BBev

I can see some folks being annoyed at the text message shorthand trend,especially when it creeps into the mainstream(or classroom),but,it does serve a purpose.(my phone has a qwerty keypad,others don't)

634 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:26:06pm

re: #631 sattv4u2

SUMMER ,,, Come Back ,,, Marry Me ,, Take me with you to PERFECT WORLD!

Is Summer gone?
He just showed up June 21st.
I figured him to be around til Sept. 22nd.
No more Summer lovin, had me a blast

635 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:26:12pm

stupid ques. how does one "clear their cache?"

636 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:27:08pm

hmmmmm

637 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:28:12pm

re: #635 Boondock St. Bender

what are you using?

638 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:28:18pm

re: #635 Boondock St. Bender

stupid ques. how does one "clear their cache?"

well ,, 1st,, never send cash thruough the mail, So go exchange it for a certified check made out to me. Then mail it to me at ,,,,,,

639 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:29:11pm

re: #637 BBev

what are you using?

sarcasm ,,, with a tag!

640 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:29:48pm

re: #637 BBev

good ques. i'm at work ...windows...something or other...lol

641 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:30:15pm

re: #639 sattv4u2

sarcasm ,,, with a tag!

I love the high powerd real green stuff. Love that smell

642 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:30:26pm

re: #638 sattv4u2

well ,, 1st,, never send cash thruough the mail, So go exchange it for a certified check made out to me. Then mail it to me at ,,,,,,

You are one lucky man that Summer doesn't have a psychotic attitude about extra commas.

643 bebe's boobs destroy  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:30:29pm

re: #632 ploome hineni

Hey plOOmie. On my usual velcro barstool in the lounge.

644 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:30:54pm

re: #640 Boondock St. Bender

ok do you see tools?

645 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:30:59pm

,,,,,,, what ,,,,, extra ,,,,, commas,,,, ?

646 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:31:06pm

just changed my avatar.i can see the new one when posting,but when i click on it i get the old one.Nothing earth shattering.

647 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:31:39pm

re: #645 sattv4u2

,,,,,,, what ,,,,, extra ,,,,, commas,,,, ?

Are those tiny sarc tags?

648 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:32:00pm

re: #646 Boondock St. Bender

do you see "tools"

649 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:32:24pm

re: #644 BBev

yes.(assumeing you mean on the screen,and not the ones in my roll around)

650 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:33:16pm

re: #649 Boondock St. Bender

yes.(assumeing you mean on the screen,and not the ones in my roll around)

Ya ya click it and go to internet options.

651 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:33:19pm

re: #647 debutaunt

Are those tiny sarc tags?

no, they're large microscopic exclamation points, sans the .

652 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:33:47pm

re: #650 BBev

ok

653 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:33:52pm

re: #480 avspatti

I haven't read this entire thread, so I hope this isn't too repetitive. One of the links above from a doctor (www.drmcdugall.com) discusses complications from heart by-pass surgery, some of which are lessened emotional control and impaired mental acuity. I have never been able to stand Bill Clinton (who apparently can't keep his pants zipped), but if this is accurate, then I feel sad for him.

Remind me never to have this surgery.

You might have a choice, the surgery or death. As for the mental acuity, that has been kicked around a lot, but there is no evidence set in stone. Lessened emotional control? Never heard that one. Bill Clinton has a temper pure and simple. Nothing new there.

I've had bypass surgery, four bypasses, four years ago in August, just before Billy Jeff had his. I understand he has some complications after which I didn't and that could make a difference. Bill and I should have behaved better and we wouldn't have needed the surgery. Don't feel sorry for us, especially him. Heh.

654 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:34:38pm

go to delete and then delete all

655 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:36:51pm

re: #654 BBev

ok did it...hey wait! where did everything go!

thanks! lol

656 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:37:45pm

re: #655 Boondock St. Bender

I use it daily at home and at work

657 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:38:36pm

hmm lemme log out for a minute.(charles is either laughing right now,or shaking his head in disgust)

658 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:39:01pm

re: #620 BBev

Summer has to understand that smiley faces and sarc tags imply emotion, we are typing not talking to each other so how is one to know what someones feelings are with out them.

Sarc tags have been used all the years I have been on LGF, and probably before then, October of '04 .

659 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:39:24pm

re: #651 sattv4u2

no, they're large microscopic exclamation points, sans the .

You sir, are a commanist.

660 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:40:50pm

re: #659 debutaunt

You sir, are a commanist.

I'd either be insulted or flattered, if I knew what (commanist) that was !

661 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:41:41pm

re: #659 debutaunt

ouch,that hurt.

662 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:41:59pm

re: #660 sattv4u2

I'd either be insulted or flattered, if I knew what (commanist) that was !

Easy. A commanist is one who believes in commanism. Nyak nyak nyak. Channeling Curly Howard.

663 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:43:19pm

re: #656 BBev

BBev,still got the old spike,can you click it and see if you see the old or new spike(old spike shooting,new spike relaxing)

664 debutaunt  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:43:57pm

re: #660 sattv4u2

I'd either be insulted or flattered, if I knew what (commanist) that was !

I don't know what else to call a person who uses commas with such wanton abandon.

Soup joke is set up...

665 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:44:13pm

re: #657 Boondock St. Bender

hmm lemme log out for a minute.(charles is either laughing right now,or shaking his head in disgust)

that is one of the best parts of LGF ask any question and someone will have the answer.

666 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:44:24pm

crap!,brb duty calls....

667 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:46:41pm

re: #663 Boondock St. Bender

BBev,still got the old spike,can you click it and see if you see the old or new spike(old spike shooting,new spike relaxing)

Try re booting!

668 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:47:06pm

re: #664 debutaunt

I don't know what else to call a person who uses commas with such wanton abandon.

Soup joke is set up...

I'd only gumbo it up. It's the bisque I could do with it.

669 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:47:52pm

re: #658 HDrepub

Sarc tags have been used all the years I have been on LGF, and probably before then, October of '04 .

I believe the first use of sarc tags was found on some hieroglyphics.
It followed the depiction of a cave man uttering something to his wife
about he was glad they were having wooly mammoth for supper again.

670 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:47:56pm

re: #658 HDrepub

I agree

671 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:49:18pm

re: #669 n in wi

I believe the first use of sarc tags was found on some hieroglyphics.
It followed the depiction of a cave man uttering something to his wife
about he was glad they were having wooly mammoth for supper again.

followed by the sound of a club upside said husbands squash

672 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:50:30pm

re: #671 sattv4u2

followed by the sound of a club upside said husbands squash

I think that was Stinky with the club!

673 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:51:15pm

re: #671 sattv4u2

For the comment or the use of the sarc tag?

674 BBev  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:51:35pm

re: #672 BBev

I think that was Stinky with the club!

or was that a pipe wrench.

675 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:51:43pm

re: #433 MandyManners

Now, that's just nasty.

Well hey, nobody promised a rose garden. Nyak, nyak , nyak.

676 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:51:48pm

SUMMER ,,, COME BACK ,,,we need you're unique and all knowing perspective on this !

677 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:52:16pm

re: #667 BBev

ok

678 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:52:49pm

re: #673 n in wi

For the comment or the use of the sarc tag?

I think it was for not bathing for 3 decades. That, and she caught him making whooppee with the local tree knot !

679 So?  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:53:55pm

Maybe some lost forlorn White House intern will step forward and become Bill's proxy. That way Obama can kiss her ass and Clinton will be "off the hook" again.


/that made sense, didn't it?

680 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:54:40pm

re: #679 So?

Maybe some lost forlorn White House intern will step forward and become Bill's proxy. That way Obama can kiss her ass and Clinton will be "off the hook" again.


/that made sense, didn't it?

sure , once I got out my super secret decoder ring

681 USBeast  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:55:00pm

re: #653 HDrepub
"As for the mental acuity, that has been kicked around a lot, but there is no evidence set in stone."

Consider that Billy Jeff risked his presidency betting on the silence of a woman who had already proven (to his satisfaction) that she couldn't keep her mouth shut when it mattered.

His intelligence was highly overrated then and he hasn't gotten any smarter, surgery or not.

682 So?  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:55:57pm

re: #671 sattv4u2

followed by the sound of a club upside said husbands squash

I think it was a slanted tree in the jungle ready to squish the caveman and he said "see, tree no hurt me" before it totally tipped over and crushed him to death.

683 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:55:59pm

re: #678 sattv4u2

I think it was for not bathing for 3 decades. That, and she caught him making whooppee with the local tree knot !

So we have some documentation of both the Clinton{tree knot} and Obama[Not bathing] genealogy.

684 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:56:13pm

re: #679 So?

Maybe some lost forlorn White House intern will step forward and become Bill's proxy. That way Obama can kiss her ass and Clinton will be "off the hook" again.


/that made sense, didn't it?

I pity him if he does. Michelle O looks like a mean, spiteful, straight razor totin' woman.

Channeling Tony Joe White, "Polk Salad Annie".

685 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:58:04pm

re: #681 USBeast

"As for the mental acuity, that has been kicked around a lot, but there is no evidence set in stone."

Consider that Billy Jeff risked his presidency betting on the silence of a woman who had already proven (to his satisfaction) that she couldn't keep her mouth shut when it mattered.

His intelligence was highly overrated then and he hasn't gotten any smarter, surgery or not.

Agreed. All his brains are located in his crotch apparently.

686 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:59:16pm

re: #683 n in wi

So we have some documentation of both the Clinton{tree knot} and Obama[Not bathing] genealogy.

well, the reason for the Obama[Not bathing] is simple. He can't be submerged in water. he can, however, walk on it !

The Obamassiah,,,, (heavenly chorus of angels in the background)

687 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 4:59:58pm

hmmmm,still the same...oh well.

688 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:03:38pm

re: #686 sattv4u2

Yes ,and if you doubt that he can walk on water it only shows your racism.

689 Alibaba  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:03:51pm

I agree: and I would love to seen Boy Bill bend over for the Messiah Obama to kiss his tush. re: #4 breid

I sure hope Clinton doesn't "damage his own reputation with his intransigence". Actually, I feel the same way about Barry as Clinton does.

690 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:05:54pm

SUMMER !

691 Alibaba  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:05:56pm

re: #8 Psaturn

I'd understand why Bill would be upset at Obama.

The interesting part is the one that Bill does not think Obama is winnable.

That is interesting.

Does he know something we don't?


I suspect that at least one of the Clintons will not for for the Messsiah formerly known as B. Hussein Obama - at least one of them will vote for McCain. Bill is genuinely angry and Hillary is hurt/angry.

692 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:06:54pm

re: #689 Alibaba

didn't know bills rep could be damaged...

693 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:07:23pm

re: #689 Alibaba

ummm,, Ali,,,,, you''re responding to post # 4 at post # 689!?!?!?

You're an optimist, aren't ya !

694 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:07:55pm

SUMMERRRRRRRRRRRR!

695 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:08:36pm

re: #685 HDrepub

Agreed. All his brains are located in his crotch apparently.

If that is the case, I think Bill should let Bobby Jindahl introduce him to his favorite surgeon. You know, the guy that is going to get the LA. state contract for chemical castration.

696 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:09:08pm

re: #694 sattv4u2

I think she's gone dude...saw her leaving with the english lit.prof.

697 Alibaba  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:09:29pm

re: #40 Shiplord Kirel
From your mouth to God's ears. The Messiah Obama is lying, flip flopping and triangulating faster than a Clinton. The Hard Left forgives him because they are filled with Bush hatred and hatred of all Republicans. They expect him to lie in order to win. I hope the majority of sane Americans see through B. Hussein Obama.

698 Alibaba  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:10:10pm

re: #693 sattv4u2
or a slow reader!

699 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:10:20pm

re: #696 Boondock St. Bender

I think she's gone dude...saw her leaving with the english lit.prof.

he;s just tutoring her. She really loves me and my sarc tags

700 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:11:39pm

re: #698 Alibaba

or a slow reader!

lemme know when you get into the 600's. It starts to get interesting again there !

701 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:12:04pm

re: #699 sattv4u2

you think summer is really the bad boy type?I think she's just flirting with danger,she'll leave with the guy wearing the pocket protector.

702 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:13:53pm

re: #697 Alibaba

The left and media fell in love with this guy because he spoke well in public. They got on the Obama train before he said squat about policy. Now no one can get off the train,assuming any would want too.
But let us not ignore the fact that Obama would NEVER use a sarc tag.

703 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:14:00pm

re: #701 Boondock St. Bender

you think summer is really the bad boy type?I think she's just flirting with danger,she'll leave with the guy wearing the pocket protector.

Did everything clean out for you?

704 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:14:30pm

re: #701 Boondock St. Bender

you think summer is really the bad boy type?I think she's just flirting with danger,she'll leave with the guy wearing the pocket protector.

nahh ,, I envision her as the type that in public is all prim and proper. But get her behind closed doors, and she's all ,,,,


prim and proper!

705 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:15:06pm

re: #699 sattv4u2

he;s just tutoring her. She really loves me and my sarc tags

She's using him to get at you.

706 HDrepub  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:15:44pm

re: #695 n in wi

If that is the case, I think Bill should let Bobby Jindahl introduce him to his favorite surgeon. You know, the guy that is going to get the LA. state contract for chemical castration.

I think Kathleen Willey and the Juanita Broaddrick should have the honors.

707 Rockman  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:15:55pm

Clinton should reconcile with Obama over a good, humid cigar.

708 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:16:10pm

re: #702 n in wi

The left and media fell in love with this guy because he spoke well in public. They got on the Obama train before he said squat about policy. Now no one can get off the train,assuming any would want too.
But let us not ignore the fact that Obama would NEVER use a sarc tag.

I know many moonbats that are not going to vote for him. They may be Dimocrats but not insane.

709 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:16:22pm

re: #706 HDrepub

Long line forms behind those two.

710 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:18:33pm

re: #703 BBEV

still getting the old avatar when i click it.(this happened the last time i changed it.it did change a few days later.on the page it said to clear cache)thanks for your help though!

711 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:19:02pm

re: #708 BBEV

I know some Dems that won't vote for him also. But a lot of people are only casual news viewers and are subject to his change crap.

712 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:20:14pm

re: #710 Boondock St. Bender

Wow thats strange. I can change mine at any time.

713 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:20:14pm

re: #711 n in wi

you know the media will spin that into how the nation is soooo racist.

714 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:22:17pm

re: #712 BBEV

yeah,on the thread i see the new one but when i click it i get the old.(these things only happen to me)I will check it though when i get home and can veiw it on my p.c.

715 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:22:45pm

re: #711 n in wi

I know some Dems that won't vote for him also. But a lot of people are only casual news viewers and are subject to his change crap.

What change are they looking for? From what I see from the "New" left they want socialism. I don't think they really know what "change" will really be.

716 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:23:18pm

re: #712 BBEV

Wow thats strange. I can change mine at any time.

BBEV sad "Change"....Drink!

717 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:23:49pm

re: #714 Boondock St. Bender

yeah,on the thread i see the new one but when i click it i get the old.(these things only happen to me)I will check it though when i get home and can veiw it on my p.c.

Your at work?

718 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:24:16pm

re: #716 n in wi

sad change is correct !

719 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:24:37pm

re: #716 n in wi

I'm running to get one now.

720 sattv4u2  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:25:19pm

re: #719 BBEV

I'm running to get one now.

what the hell are you drinking that gave you the runs ?

721 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:25:34pm

His campaign is about Hope and Change.
You better HOPE you have some CHANGE left from your paycheck.

722 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:25:37pm

re: #715 BBEV

most of them don't really know what they are aligning with.they only know that they hate bush,and that they like being "progressive".

723 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:27:06pm

re: #717 BBEV

yes,babysitting a cranky but adorable D.C.

724 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:27:39pm

re: #722 Boondock St. Bender

Your right, a lot of the first time voters think he's for real.

725 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:29:17pm

re: #724 n in wi

sure the media does everything but superimpose a halo around him

726 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:29:50pm

re: #720 sattv4u2

what the hell are you drinking that gave you the runs ?

It's some good aged shit my wife bought and man is it good, the lights are off in the house "wife is sleeping next to me" so I can't see what it is :-)

727 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:30:35pm

re: #725 Boondock St. Bender

16 years ago they did the same thing for Billy Jeff.

728 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:31:42pm

re: #727 n in wi

"The man from Hope"....blecchhh....

729 So?  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:32:05pm

Can BJ Bill be chosen to be Obama's VP?

This is a serious question.

730 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:32:11pm

re: #722 Boondock St. Bender

most of them don't really know what they are aligning with.they only know that they hate bush,and that they like being "progressive".

Funny how that works, but where the runner hits the road most left leaning people in this country will vote the middle and that is McCain.

731 HoosierHoops  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:32:45pm

/sarc off

Hoopster: you didn't say anything sacastic..
Hoopster: yea.. i know..but i didn't want to hurt anyones feelings..
/sarc here
Hoopster: you're a jerk
/ but i didn't say anything!
//you didn't need too

732 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:33:27pm

re: #723 Boondock St. Bender

yes,babysitting a cranky but adorable D.C.

I don'tunderstand why it has not changed, when you get home let me know if it has.

733 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:34:57pm

re: #729 So?

Can BJ Bill be chosen to be Obama's VP?

This is a serious question.

A president can only serve 2 1/2 terms so I guess he could and if something happened to Osama there would have to be a ne election but that is all I know.

734 So?  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:35:11pm

Can a president run as a vice-president?

735 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:35:16pm

re: #730 BBEV

we can only hope,i think his campain does rest heavily on how he does in debate with obama though.He has to look like a leader,and expose barry as an empty suit.

736 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:35:45pm

re: #729 So?

I've heard it answered like this.
The statute says one cannot be "elected" to a 3rd term.
Now consider this is a guy that said "It depends on what is is"

737 So?  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:37:00pm

re: #733 BBEV

A president can only serve 2 1/2 terms so I guess he could and if something happened to Osama there would have to be a ne election but that is all I know.

Thanks. I figured this could be a ploy by Obama to make nice nice with Bill, offer him the VP position, then all the women would vote for the Dems.

738 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:37:19pm

re: #732 BBEV

sure.(won't be till 11 tonite though)

739 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:41:28pm

re: #735 Boondock St. Bender

we can only hope,i think his campaign does rest heavily on how he does in debate with obama though.He has to look like a leader,and expose barry as an empty suit.

I saw first hand in down town Manchester New Hampshire the power of Osama I sceared the hell out of me. I voted for Hillery at that point just to make sure that he got beat up from her. I got crap from many her on LGF for doing it but Rush thought it was a good idea.

740 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:42:21pm

re: #738 Boondock St. Bender

sure.(won't be till 11 tonite though)

Thats ok I should still be around. I'll keep an eye open for ya/

741 n in wi  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:45:15pm

re: #739 BBEV

Did the same in Wi. before operation chaos started . For the same reason though.

742 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:51:55pm

re: #741 n in wi

Did the same in Wi. before operation chaos started . For the same reason though.

But you did not get the same crap that I got from others here at LGF for doing it. Rush got the idea from me.

743 Boondock St. Bender  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:53:37pm

re: #739 BBEV

sounds like a good stratagy to me.(hell it was a primary not the gen.election)

744 BBEV  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 5:56:51pm

re: #743 Boondock St. Bender

sounds like a good stratagy to me.(hell it was a primary not the gen.election)

It was quit a seen being in down town Manchester during the primary. I met and got pic's from every candidate I got to talk with them . It was like the world series and the supper bowl for me.

745 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 6:33:15pm

re: #697 Alibaba

From your mouth to God's ears. The Messiah Obama is lying, flip flopping and triangulating faster than a Clinton. The Hard Left forgives him because they are filled with Bush hatred and hatred of all Republicans. They expect him to lie in order to win. I hope the majority of sane Americans see through B. Hussein Obama.

B*O will be the Dem Party's biggest loser since Jefferson Davis.

746 opilio  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 6:36:39pm

re: #516 Captain Hate

Ok, I've seen the error of my ways: I'll never besmirch the name of Virginia the Pure of various taverns in Arkansas, mother of Willie the Slick and Roger of Blowville, through Immaculate Conception (not that travelling wastrel) and patron saint of some misguided Lizards. That Clenis developed such a high respect for women had absolutely nothing to do with Virginia and her chaste lifestyle; it must've been a one in a quadrillion chance. I'm off to light a candle for the memory of Virginia in hopes that some harlot will repent of her sins, put some ice on it and return to the pure state as exemplified by Saint Virginia.

Well then, my work here is done.

747 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 6:49:58pm
748 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 6:55:48pm
749 6pat6  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 6:56:17pm

re: #496 n in wi

Oooooh, icky!

750 David Simon  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 7:09:25pm

re: #748 taxfreekiller

This morning before the lawn mowing, listening to a talkshow investment geek, he says,,,"61% of the bets in Vegas are on Obama,
and therefore you should buy tax free municipals from my web site cause Obama will raise taxes"

f'n crook, telling people to buy his shit just because he thinks he can scare them into a investment..

facts count, Obama is a looser loon

a

It's the percentage play in Vegas bookie parlance, and that's what idiotic liberals don't understand.

The filthy rich (read: Soros, Kerry et al) will stand to reap a fortune if Obama is elected because their investment portfolios are chock full of municipal bonds. Municipal bonds are free from federal income tax, and that makes them more valuable (as opposed to taxable bonds) as federal income tax rates rise.

751 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 7:16:18pm
752 mich-again  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 7:43:13pm
“kiss my ass”

Well I learned a few good comebacks for that phrase for whenever it is uttered toward me.

A) Mark the spot. You're all ass.
B) I'll need to pack a lunch. Thats an all day job.
C) Which one?

753 victory bound  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 7:53:33pm

Obama will have to “kiss my ass.”

And mine! Mine too! But I will not vote for him even if he does.

754 yochanan  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 8:23:26pm

re: #1 Shug

NOT only is he going to have to kiss it he is going to have to r'' it and like it.

755 kalbertb  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 8:36:24pm

I think Slick Willy is angling for a bisexual threesome - in which case B Hussein would be left with kissing Willy's ass, because there would no doubt be an intern 'round the other side...

756 Captain Hate  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 9:31:46pm

re: #746 opilio

Well then, my work here is done.

Just to be clear: I didn't post what I did to offend fellow lizards such as you. I don't take back what I posted because that's what I honestly believe; if that makes me a bad person in some peoples' eyes, I can live with that. That said, I won't post anything like it again.

One more thing: When I first saw Clinton I knew I was looking at grifter trash that repulsed me. Nothing has subsequently caused me to change my opinion.

757 Ledger1  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 9:35:04pm

Joe Klein, ...said he also heard that he was "very, very bitter", from people who have spoken with him.

See: Telegraph: Kiss Ass

I guess Obama was not just talking about the any Typical White Person he was talking about Bill Clinton.

Come now Bill, where is the gun and the bible? Hand it over. I don't want Obama to get hurt.

758 Hard Right  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 9:51:08pm
...he risks damaging his own reputation by his intransigence

Yes, that whole BJ and 9/11 thing really made him the paragon of presidential performance and honesty.

759 FlakMusic  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 11:11:03pm

Only his ass? What's all the fuss about?
For Clenis that's a pretty magnanimous gesture.

760 FlakMusic  Sat, Jun 28, 2008 11:12:07pm

Harry Reid still has nightmares about what he had to do...

761 Mr. Beamish  Sun, Jun 29, 2008 4:48:30am

Bill Clinton's frustration is understandable if you look at it from the perspective that Hillay won 355 Electoral College points worth of states to Obama's measly 180, and Hillary beat Obama by almost half a million popular votes.

Sorry Bill. It's too late for you to oppose affirmative action now.

762 LeonidasOfSparta  Sun, Jun 29, 2008 5:27:32am

lmao-- Slick Willie! are you angling for some new kinda "cigar" moment?

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

763 tangonine  Sun, Jun 29, 2008 12:00:41pm

Best. Election. Ever.

Watching Hillary get absolutely pounded by all the idiot liberals that supported her and her husband over the years and then watching Bill's total meltdown has been worth watching every minute of the way. Watching liberals scream about how billary is such a two-faced "FILTHY LIAR" and tie themselves in knots has been positively priceless.

Of course, you have to ignore, for a moment, the fact that we'll likely be getting someone 20x worse than both of them combined.... but it's still fun to watch!


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