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Jawdropper of the Day: Racist Babies

Mon, Jul 7, 2008 at 9:20:24 am PDT

Good grief. Now the British nanny state is actually warning nursery school teachers to be on the lookout for racist babies.

Toddlers who turn their noses up at spicy food from overseas could be branded racists by a Government-sponsored agency.

The National Children’s Bureau, which receives £12 million a year, mainly from Government funded organisations, has issued guidance to play leaders and nursery teachers advising them to be alert for racist incidents among youngsters in their care.

This could include a child of as young as three who says “yuk” in response to being served unfamiliar foreign food.

The guidance by the NCB is designed to draw attention to potentially-racist attitudes in youngsters from a young age. It alerts playgroup leaders that even babies can not be ignored in the drive to root out prejudice as they can “recognise different people in their lives”.

The 366-page guide for staff in charge of pre-school children, called Young Children and Racial Justice, warns: “Racist incidents among children in early years settings tend to be around name-calling, casual thoughtless comments and peer group relationships.”

It advises nursery teachers to be on the alert for childish abuse such as: “blackie”, “Pakis”, “those people” or “they smell”. The guide goes on to warn that children might also “react negatively to a culinary tradition other than their own by saying ‘yuk’”.

Staff are told: “No racist incident should be ignored. When there is a clear racist incident, it is necessary to be specific in condemning the action.”

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1 Ojoe  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:21:24am

"yuk"

2 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:21:31am

Hopefully this will put an end to all those toddler cross-burning incidents.

/

3 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:22:06am

Good grief, Charlie Brown.

What kid likes exotic food?

4 Ojoe  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:22:37am

mommie!

5 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:22:39am

This is nucking futs.

6 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:22:47am

My niece used to say "Idon'tlikeit" as one word when she was asked to try new foods. Is that racist?

7 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:22:49am

BUT ITS FOR THE GOOD OF THE CHILDREN!

Words that you should never trust.

8 Iron Fist  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:22:50am

This in: Broccoli is a race.

9 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:23:12am

re: #8 Iron Fist

This in: Broccoli is a race.

ROFL!

10 Avery Bullard  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:23:26am

Britain's descent continues............

11 kynna  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:23:30am

Dear Lord. This gets more absurd every day. I don't know why I'm ever surprised.

I'm so sad for all the normal Brits who have to experience this. And then I think of our situation here in the US and I'm sadder still -- because I know it's coming.

In fact, it's already here.

12 Ojoe  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:23:32am

At least in England they can eat all they want

13 zmdavid  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:23:37am
Nurseries are encouraged to report as many incidents as possible to their local council.


This is why you should always take statistics from advocacy groups with a grain of salt, at least, or maybe even dismiss them outright. Expect to see a report in the future that x% of UK preschoolers are racist (and then ignore it).

14 bosforus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:23:43am

Every day, closer and closer to Harrison Bergeron.

16 inkling  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:23:58am

My five-year-old says "yuk" every other meal we serve. She's such a stupid racist.

17 dsrtegl  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:24:00am

I'm speechless. I.... I don't know what to say. The sheer stupidity is hurting my brain.

18 drogheda  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:24:22am

Will it be considered racist if some of the little darlings don't find pork to their liking?

19 FrogMarch  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:24:33am
20 bosforus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:24:40am

re: #17 dsrtegl

I'm speechless. I.... I don't know what to say. The sheer stupidity is hurting my brain.

That's your mistake, using your brain. If you want to understand these kinds of things you'll have to turn it off.

21 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:24:41am

"Now Charlie, you eat that curry, or Mohammed and Sanji will feel sad. Do you want them to feel sad on multi-cultural month? They ate what your mommy brought for British history day, didn't they?"

22 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:24:51am

re: #8 Iron Fist

This in: Broccoli is a race.

Makes as much sense as saying Muslims are a race.

23 WinShape  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:24:58am

So...what if my toddler loves quesadillas, but hates refried beans? Or he loves rice, but can't stand soy sauce. Can you be half-racist?

24 quickjustice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:03am

Force feeding assorted hot curries to the kids could be the next great breakthrough in British child care! And don't forget the marinated camel meat while you're at it!

25 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:04am
even babies can not be ignored in the drive to root out prejudice as they can “recognise different people in their lives”.

Good grief. That's just chilling.

26 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:25am
“react negatively to a culinary tradition other than their own by saying ‘yuk’”.

If they apply that rule to mushy peas and blood pudding there's going to be a problem. Luckily multiculturalism only goes one way.

27 Hooray for Captain Spaulding  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:29am

Holy shit! Is THIS what's in store for us when the Dems try to make us "more European"?

How mush more stupid can the Brits get?
/dumb question

28 zmdavid  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:32am

What if they refuse to eat pork?

29 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:36am

Why not, I heard on FOX that we have to issue cholesterol drugs to 2 yr olds here in the USA this morning, these folks have definitely gone 'round the bend, I mean yeah, that's what our children need more drugs, glad I live in a bunker in the middle of nowhere Texas with plenty of ammo and guns. LOLOLOL

30 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:39am

If it's not pizza, fries, hot dogs, chips or ice cream, my boy wants no part of it.

Potato chips are like crack to him.

And that's just breakfast ...

/

31 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:46am

re: #21 nikis-knight

They ate what your mommy brought for British history day, didn't they?

I'd actually give them credit for that.

32 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:47am

There are none so blind as those who refuse to see.

33 Drained Brain  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:48am

The oldest of our six grandchildren isn't even seven yet and now I find out every single one of them is a racist. Thank God they don't live in the UK.

34 Troika37  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:49am

So you're a racist for not being fond of curry?

Looks like the sun is indeed setting on the British empire.

35 BingoBunny  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:25:56am

I'm not surprised this is coming out.. to the left any different thought is treason against the state.. unless the state is not leftist.. then anything short of genocide is patriotism.

36 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:26:13am
Nurseries are encouraged to report as many incidents as possible to their local council. The guide added: "Some people think that if a large number of racist incidents are reported, this will reflect badly on the institution. In fact, the opposite is the case."

Why? So the government can shove more laws down the throats of tots?

37 FrogMarch  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:26:24am

MindCrime! Babies who say "yuk" to unfamiliar food will be shot on site.
It's for the common good.

38 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:26:31am

re: #13 zmdavid

This is why you should always take statistics from advocacy groups with a grain of salt, at least, or maybe even dismiss them outright. Expect to see a report in the future that x% of UK preschoolers are racist (and then ignore it).

Any school not reporting incidents will likey be accused of non-compliance and subject to penalities of some sort.

39 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:26:34am

re: #18 drogheda

Hey, I don't dig on swine.

40 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:26:44am
41 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:27:00am

re: #30 JammieWearingFool

We could probably conquer the world with strategic deployments of Mac & Cheese.

42 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:27:06am

re: #30 JammieWearingFool

If it's not pizza, fries, hot dogs, chips or ice cream, my boy wants no part of it.

Potato chips are like crack to him.

And that's just breakfast ...

/

Your boy is good people. LOL

43 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:27:15am

re: #30 JammieWearingFool

So, he'd probably starve in NYC with the nanny staters in charge.

44 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:27:21am

Now you know the other reason so many here want early universal preschool. Not just to indoctrinate the kids into acceptable thinking, but to sniff out ungood thoughts at home.

45 abolitionist  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:27:22am

Colonal Call: What is this? Some kinda candy?
Mexican cook being interviewed: Grasshopper.
Colonal Call: Pffttoooy
Colonal Call: What else ya got?
Mexican cook: Biscuits.
Colonal Call: Mmmmm! You're hired.

/ from memory, from Lonesome Dove

By these standards, Call would be procecuted.

46 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:27:32am

All this food talk has me hungry.

BBL

47 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:27:35am

re: #30 JammieWearingFool

If it's not pizza, fries, hot dogs, chips or ice cream, my boy wants no part of it.

Potato chips are like crack to him.

And that's just breakfast ...

/

My oldest is the same way. Meanwhile, my youngest cant get enough broccoli or grapes.

48 Hooray for Captain Spaulding  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:27:47am

mush = much

/dumb Latino on keyboard

49 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:28:20am

re: #40 buzzsawmonkey

This would seem to be an instance of currying favor with a certain minority.

It really should be a naan-issue.

50 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:28:29am

Obama started this shit when he started whining about saying anything against him was racist, hope that costs him lots of votes, asshole!

51 quickjustice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:28:31am

Come to think of it, it might signal an improvement in British cuisine and eating habits. I mean, the Haggis, Yorkshire pudding, hardtack, and cold porridge, followed by gallons of stiff ale?

52 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:28:49am

re: #31 Occasional Reader

They ate what your mommy brought for British history day, didn't they?


I'd actually give them credit for that.

Well, when else would they teach how the white europeans invented slavery? Plus, it's the perfect time to have all the white kids apoligize to all the immigrant kids.

53 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:29:08am

Wait until a Scot brings in some haggis.
Racist! Plaidist!

Seriously, will they also report the "asian" child who makes remarks about how Islam will rule the others?
Oh, madrassas probably aren't subject to the rule.

Another suggestion - bring in some pork. Then the Jews and Muslims will both be considered racist.

54 PaxAmericana  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:29:10am
It advises nursery teachers to be on the alert for childish abuse such as: “blackie”, “Pakis”, “those people” or “they smell”.

Kids tend to say honest things without thinking. If a kid smells (no matter what his race), they'll say so. That doesn't make the kid a racist.

55 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:29:13am

re: #51 quickjustice

What's wrong with a stiff ale?

56 gwillie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:29:15am

So what they are saying is that racism is not learned (that what I was told from the 70s until today) but that some people are born racist. Talk about a leftwing flip-flop. Does that mean there will soon be a protected class for racist?

57 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:29:31am

re: #46 loppyd

All this food talk has me hungry.

BBL

Same here. I got a hankering for a bagel with peanut butter.

58 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:29:49am

And what of the babies who gravitate towards belt bombs?

59 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:29:53am
60 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:29:58am

re: #54 PaxAmericana

Odorist!

61 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:10am

re: #52 nikis-knight

Plus, it's the perfect time to have all the white kids apoligize to all the immigrant kids.

If they make them eat "authentic" British food, then just the once, the apology would be in order!

62 wiffersnapper  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:20am

Does this work the other way? If they happen to LOVE spicy food, but detest, say, mac and cheese (something bland), are they considered racist, or freedom fighters?

63 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:22am

re: #51 quickjustice

Come to think of it, it might signal an improvement in British cuisine and eating habits. I mean, the Haggis, Yorkshire pudding, hardtack, and cold porridge, followed by gallons of stiff ale?

You got something against Yorkshire pudding? Nothing better when paired with Prime rib! If I was condemned and got to order a last meal, it would definitely have Yorkshire pudding!

64 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:24am

re: #55 lawhawk

What's wrong with a stiff ale?

Does it have a conscience?

65 drogheda  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:29am

re: #39 lawhawk

Hey, I don't dig on swine.

Well I dig in to swine.

66 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:34am

re: #56 gwillie

No, they're saying they learn it from their bigoted parents at such a young age. Impressionable minds need to be protected.

67 yesandno  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:39am

There is no cuisine in England. Kids are likely to say yuk to British food as well as any other. Kids are not racist at three. But they are potty trained. If they report little Mo not using toilet paper but his hand instead, what happens to little Billy when he refuses to high five little Mo?

These people have too much time on their hands are are definitely suffering from an almost lethal level of brain farts.

68 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:46am

Bad, Mandy. Bad.

bbiab

69 quickjustice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:49am

re: #26 Killgore Trout

Actually, if the food is revolting enough, it might go two ways; down, and then up again!

70 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:49am

re: #46 loppyd

Bunny-hop,

I'm throwing some poke ribs on the grill as we speak. ;-)

71 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:30:55am

re: #41 Occasional Reader

We could probably conquer the world with strategic deployments of Mac & Cheese.

Oddly enough, he's not crazy for mac and cheese. Or chicken nuggets. He won't even eat chicken unless it's parm, which is pizza chicken to him.

He actually does eat plenty of fruit and vegetables, and the food I mentioned are considered treats to him. He's funny though, first thing he asks when he sees me are what we're having for dinner. And if it's not burgers, hot dogs or pizza, he starts negotiating.

Good thing I keep him active. Don't need a fat 4-year-old.

72 pat  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:31:07am

Britain has gone well beyond the Nanny State. It has become a bizarre tyranny, where authorities would rather arrest the victims than the criminals. There seems to be a huge disconnect between the electorate and the politicians, between the Judiciary and the citizens. This seems to be happening in Democracies throughout the Western world. The electorate for whatever reason, votes in candidates that do not reflect national opinion or values.

73 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:31:20am
74 UFO TOFU  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:31:24am

re #19 FrogMarch
Wow, I think I'd have to pull my kid out of that school.

75 quickjustice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:31:34am

re: #55 lawhawk

Nothing, but after a few gallons of the stuff, one may feel an impulse to-- you know! ;-)

76 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:31:36am

re: #56 gwillie

So what they are saying is that racism is not learned (that what I was told from the 70s until today) but that some people are born racist. Talk about a leftwing flip-flop. Does that mean there will soon be a protected class for racist?

If people are born a certain way, well, then thats a problem that can be bred out. If you have to apply for a permit to have children and who you can have them with, we can end racism!

/Coming soon to a liberal utopia near you

77 VegasRick  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:31:42am

I am of Italian decent but I don't rally care for calamari. Now what!?

78 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:31:47am

re: #61 Occasional Reader

If they make them eat "authentic" British food, then just the once, the apology would be in order!

Well, you probably have a point. Even being derived from European stock of one sort or another, I have no idea what British food is, and I think there's a reason for that.

79 crown_of_feathers  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:31:50am

My four-year-old loves fruit.

I am glad he is culturally sensitive towards those of another sexual orientation.

/my bad

80 Cygnus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:32:04am

I still dislike beets. Does that make me racist against beets?

81 Ford_Prefect  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:32:18am

All I know is that after reading this I am going to be hungry for more in an hour.

82 LeonidasOfSparta  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:32:19am

The loonies are running the asylum in the UK and the Libs here in the US are trying to keep pace!

The whole damned lot of them should be herded together, loaded onto a large space shuttle and sent to colonize another planet-- with all the sickos they love and all the IslamoFacists.

83 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:32:36am

re: #56 gwillie

So what they are saying is that racism is not learned (that what I was told from the 70s until today) but that some people are born racist. Talk about a leftwing flip-flop. Does that mean there will soon be a protected class for racist?

Carry that to a horrible conclusion. A gene will be identified and thus be part of a round of pregnancy tests to encourage the mother to make an "informed choice." Brrr.....

84 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:32:37am

re: #77 VegasRick

I am of Italian decent but I don't rally care for calamari. Now what!?

Why eat it? Throw it on the ice!

/see my avatar ;-)

85 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:32:54am

re: #49 Occasional Reader

It really should be a naan-issue.

Hummus where the heart is.

86 JammieWearingFool  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:32:57am

re: #43 lawhawk

So, he'd probably starve in NYC with the nanny staters in charge.

Well, the last place he ate in Manhattan was Pete's Tavern about a month ago. He loved their fries.

87 VegasRick  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:33:08am

re: #84 Honorary Yooper

Why eat it? Throw it on the ice!

/see my avatar ;-)

Your boys are good!

88 NoSubmission  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:33:27am

I'm starving. Heading for the Cuban place for a roast pork sammich. Onions and garlic mayo.. mmmm

89 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:33:33am

re: #80 Cygnus

I still dislike beets. Does that make me racist against beets?

Did you skip school the day the taught the Red Scare?

90 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:33:35am

re: #77 VegasRick

I'm Italian too but it surely isn't a decent! LOLre: #77 VegasRick

91 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:33:49am

re: #85 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Hummus where the heart is.

Well, time will tell; lassi how this whole issue works out.

92 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:34:01am

re: #85 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Hummus where the heart is.

Goodness, that was Falafel!

93 quickjustice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:34:04am

re: #63 Russkilitlover

You like Yorkshire pudding? Well, there's no accounting for tastes. But as a person of culture and discernment, there must be some item of British cuisine you despise! ;-)

94 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:34:21am
95 acwgusa  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:34:23am

Bwhahhahahahhhah! Disliking food means Racist Babies! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Oh wait, you mean that they are serious?

/Cowers in corner, trying to block out stupidity rays from British Government.

96 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:34:31am

re: #84 Honorary Yooper

Why eat it? Throw it on the ice!

/see my avatar ;-)

I remember that incident. You guys get points for creativity.

97 rabidsquirrel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:34:35am

It takes a village...


...of idiots.

98 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:34:48am

I can't believe that the British government/charities (I think there's still a difference, but I'm not sure) would actually PAY someone for such a STUPID STUDY.
"They smell"? Well hell, maybe they do, that's not a racist comment.
"They won't eat foreign or spicy foods" - are you kidding me - kids won't eat a whole lot of things just because............they don't need a reason, much less a reason that rises to the level, in toddlers-3 year olds, to turn their noses up or spit out food they don't like.
This whole thing is a pile of stinking doo-doo!

99 TalkinKamel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:35:14am

I react negatively to British cooking.

Does that make me a racist?

(Really, this whole thing has gone beyond ridiculous. . . )

100 Tumulus11  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:35:18am
'The guidance by the NCB is designed to draw attention to potentially-racist attitudes in youngsters from a young age. It alerts playgroup leaders that even babies can not be ignored in the drive to root out prejudice as they can 'recognise different people in their lives'.


. With babies, direct pressure to conform can never be applied too early. Remember, groupthink begins with playgroupthink.
/ Apply as needed.

101 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:35:19am

re: #96 Occasional Reader

I remember that incident. You guys get points for creativity.

The tradition dates back to 1952.

102 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:35:32am

I don't eat cow balls.

I hate myself.

103 TalkinKamel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:35:43am

re: #77 VegasRick

I don't like calamari either.

Does that make me anti-Italian?

104 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:35:46am

re: #73 buzzsawmonkey

Certainly the "school dinners" they served when I was there were a Cook's Tour--so to speak--of the inedible.

If you don't eat your spotted dick, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your spotted dick?

105 chinesearithmetic  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:35:53am

This could include a child of as young as three who says “yuk” in response to being served unfamiliar foreign food.

I'm 52. Try spanking me.

106 Iron Fist  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:35:58am

re: #80 Cygnus,

You are beetophobic. You should apply to re-education camp. They'll teach you to eat your beets, and shut up.

107 Honorary Yooper  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:35:59am

re: #102 Ben Hur

I don't eat cow balls.

I hate myself.

Aren't those just Rocky Mountain Oysters?

108 Cygnus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:01am

re: #58 NoSubmission

And what of the babies who gravitate towards belt diaper bombs?

More age-appropriate.

109 VegasRick  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:02am

re: #90 'Nam Grunt

I'm Italian too but it surely isn't a decent! LOLre: #77 VegasRick

"My goodness!". "Goodness had nothing to do with it!"

110 6pat6  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:18am
Toddlers who turn their noses up at spicy food from overseas could be branded racists by a Government-sponsored agency.

I've tried really hard to give the British government, which is allegedly our ally, the benefit of the doubt. Lots of truly stupid edicts have been uttered from the mouths of their inane politicians and bureaucrats, but this really puts the last nail in the coffin that is/was Great Britain.

Racist babies and toddlers. Really? What the fuck are you people smoking over there?

111 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:27am

Oh, and the people who westerners tend to think smell bad, THINK WESTERNERS SMELL BAD.

112 Pyrocles  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:37am

Pretty soon you won't be able to express yourself in any way, in fear of "offending" someone else. You will not be allowed to have likes and dislikes, or to have a "favorite" of anything; be it color, food, hairstyle, band, book, movie, etc. That would be discriminatory and possibly offensive. We must all be exactly the same in order to avoid offending anyone else.

The state will have every citizen in a drug-induced stupor of tranquility and social harmony from cradle to grave.

113 TalkinKamel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:45am

And I don't like raw fish, or most sushi, so does that make me anti-Japanese?

(Hey, I love anime, manga, and the ImagineAsia T.V. channel! Doesn't that count for anything?)

114 baxtrice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:50am

This sounds like a Monty Python sketch and not reality -- are they really serious with this?

115 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:51am
116 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:53am

I found out where these creatures hang out late at night in their basements, it's Coast to Coast AM! If you want to laugh if you have insomnia, tune in to that wild crap!

117 barb42  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:36:59am

I hate Indian and other ethnic foods - too spicy. I guess that makes me a racist too. And children, particularly very small children, repeat by rote what they hear at home. Might not be healthy for small children to be raised by racists. Talk about scary Orwellian stuff. Sometimes I wonder how the all the great artworks in Europe will be handled when all this is over. All those statues without proper covering, the paintings of all those unclean dogs and uncovered females. To say nothing of the the old master works depicting such unacceptable 'polytheistic' religious themes. I think all those bonfires could add a lot of carbon to atmosphere.

118 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:37:01am

re: #102 Ben Hur

I don't eat cow balls.

I hate myself.

I don't eat bull tits, either.

119 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:37:08am

re: #93 quickjustice

You like Yorkshire pudding? Well, there's no accounting for tastes. But as a person of culture and discernment, there must be some item of British cuisine you despise! ;-)

I was served blood sausage once in Manchester. Didn't even need to try it to know that I despised it!

120 Cartman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:37:09am

This is about as bad as it gets. This PC stuff really is a mental illness. Of that I have no doubt. It's beyond absurd. These people should be quarantined, institutionalized and sedated, not necessarily for their own good, but to prevent them from infecting others. Especially innocent children.

121 crown_of_feathers  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:37:10am

I know all these little episodes in Britain can be dismissed as
not representative. However, at what point does the sheer quantity of them begin to tell us that there is something seriously wrong there?

122 TalkinKamel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:37:22am

re: #110 6pat6

I know, I know, I feel the same way. . .

123 gwillie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:37:40am

re: #76 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Ah now we know the reason behind the argument "you need a license to drive a car, but any fool can have a baby."

124 BGOH  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:37:44am

A baby once called me a stupid Mick. This was twelve years ago. I live with the emotional anguish every day.

/

125 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:37:57am
The 366-page guide for staff in charge of pre-school children, called Young Children and Racial Justice, warns: “Racist incidents among children in early years settings tend to be around name-calling, casual thoughtless comments and peer group relationships.”

As always, when you see anything branded as "Justice," hold onto your pockets and run.

It advises nursery teachers to be on the alert for childish abuse such as: “blackie”, “Pakis”, “those people” or “they smell”.

"You people" is apparently permissible.

126 Cygnus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:38:08am

re: #77 VegasRick

I am of Italian decent but I don't rally care for calamari. Now what!?

Squidist!

127 TalkinKamel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:38:09am

On the other hand, I love Chinese food, but despite Red China.

128 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:38:12am

re: #117 barb42

I hate Indian and other ethnic foods

Wow. That's pretty... sweeping. To each his own, etc., but you might want to branch out a little.

129 ErnieG  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:38:22am

re: #51 quickjustice

Come to think of it, it might signal an improvement in British cuisine and eating habits. I mean, the Haggis, Yorkshire pudding, hardtack, and cold porridge, followed by gallons of stiff ale?

Don't forget the Spotted Dick for dessert.

130 Pyrocles  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:38:39am

Future generations will be medicated to ensure that they behave according to what the Leftist elites define as "normal".

Sounds like science fiction.

re: #29 'Nam Grunt

Why not, I heard on FOX that we have to issue cholesterol drugs to 2 yr olds here in the USA this morning, these folks have definitely gone 'round the bend, I mean yeah, that's what our children need more drugs, glad I live in a bunker in the middle of nowhere Texas with plenty of ammo and guns. LOLOLOL

131 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:38:45am

it really looks like these teachers are being asked to spy on toddlers.
i bet none of them have the skills to draw conclusions from sounds coming out of the mouths of babes. lots of possibilities for abuse of power.
parents can be accused of crimes based on a child's grunt.

where have the voices of reason gone in britain?

132 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:38:58am

Indians are racist because they don't eat burgers.

133 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:39:01am
134 Ringo the Gringo  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:39:04am

The end of the Soviet Union did nothing to stop the Leftists and Marxists inside the West from continuing ahead with the deconstruction of Western civilization from within.

Sadly, Britain will be the first to fall.

135 Ford_Prefect  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:39:13am

re: #114 baxtrice

This sounds like a Monty Python sketch and not reality -- are they really serious with this?

I'm thinking that maybe this is their version of April Fools Day.

136 Cygnus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:39:38am

re: #89 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Did you skip school the day the taught the Red Scare?

I was in a march wearing my red neckerchief.

137 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:39:47am

re: #111 Ben Hur

Oh, and the people who westerners tend to think smell bad, THINK WESTERNERS SMELL BAD.

And of course, many do. In the West, the whole idea of "you're really supposed to take a bath or shower every day" is very much an Americas thing... not so much in a lot of Europe.

138 TalkinKamel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:39:52am

re: #112 Pyrocles

I'm afraid that's exactly what they want, and exactly where we're headed.

(They'll allow us to like some approved things, such as Oprah, the DaVinci code and everything ever written by Al Gore.)

139 Pullus Iulius  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:39:56am

You see, here on the good ship Titanic, we Brits like to keep our deck chairs arranged just so...
/

140 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:03am

re: #104 Occasional Reader

If you don't eat your spotted dick, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your spotted dick?

Spotted dick, coming up!

141 rabidsquirrel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:05am
The guidance by the NCB is designed to draw attention to potentially-racist attitudes in youngsters from a young age. It alerts playgroup leaders that even babies can not be ignored in the drive to root out prejudice as they can “recognise different people in their lives”.

Will they publish a baby-talk to English dictionary so Brits can discern for themselves whether their little tykes are racist hate-mongerers, or is this just a job for the nanny-state?

142 ErnieG  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:06am

And then there are matzo balls. Is that the only part of them you can eat?

143 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:07am

re: #117 barb42

I hate Indian and other ethnic foods

You need to go out this minute and get yourself a chili rellano!

144 guy_philly  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:10am

re: #99 TalkinKamel

I react negatively to British cooking.

Does that make me a racist?

(Really, this whole thing has gone beyond ridiculous. . . )


Maybe you hit on the real reason for this effort: everyone knows the Brits are not known for their culinary skills, and this will level the field with the rest of the world!

145 victor_yugo  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:14am

re: #19 FrogMarch

The toddlers are also racist for not praying to Allah

But the toddlers who pray to Allah aren't racists.

Even if they want to destroy Israel.

146 6pat6  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:24am

re: #72 pat

Britain has gone well beyond the Nanny State

The movie "V for Vendetta" fits somehow...

147 TalkinKamel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:28am

re: #130 Pyrocles

I'm dubious of the efficacy of cholesterol drugs for all adults, and now they want to give them to kids?

148 The Other Les  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:32am

(Shakes head. Finishes microwaved leftover spaghetti.)

149 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:41am

re: #133 buzzsawmonkey

What do you have against pemmican, succotash and broiled buffalo?

Funny you should mention that; I have a bison strip steak in the fridge at this very moment, waiting to be broiled up tonight.

150 Dave_Da_Kid  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:40:59am

My little guy won't try anything new without having a gagging fit. He's pretty much limited to grilled cheese, pasta, yogurt and whatever fruits or veggies we're having. At least he eats that. He won't eat my home made ravioli or any of the good Portugese food my wife makes. I guess he hates his heritage... LOL...

151 AuntAcid  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:41:00am

And if the Paki don't like pork?
Will "selective" dating and mating follow?
Once everyone has their blindfold in place...shoot'em.

152 bald headed geek  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:41:09am

re: #2 Occasional Reader

ROTFLMAO! I had to close my door because I started to laugh so hard......

:-D

Seriously, every time I think that the Brits have reached the zenith of political correctness, they outdo themselves. What politically correct insanity.........

BHG

153 6pat6  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:41:27am

re: #112 Pyrocles

Pretty soon you won't be able to express yourself in any way, in fear of "offending" someone else. You will not be allowed to have likes and dislikes, or to have a "favorite" of anything; be it color, food, hairstyle, band, book, movie, etc. That would be discriminatory and possibly offensive. We must all be exactly the same in order to avoid offending anyone else.

There is the very definition of "diversity"

154 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:41:30am

I wonder where these people stand on British Madrassa's and their cirriculum for children.

Oh wait, DESCENDANTS of apes and pigs, not EATING apes and pigs.

My bad.

155 FrogMarch  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:41:42am

Soon: British to stop bathing due to racism. Everyone must smell bad - for the common good.

/soap is evil!

156 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:41:44am

re: #140 MandyManners

Spotted dick, coming up!

Oh, my! Spotted dick is wonderful! My grandma made it all the time. I've never tried making it, but you've got me hungering for it now!

157 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:41:59am

re: #34 Troika37

"Looks like the sun is indeed setting has set on the British empire.
There, fixed that for you!

158 Creeping Eruption  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:42:01am

re: #21 nikis-knight

"Now Charlie, you eat that curry, or Mohammed and Sanji will feel sad. Do you want them to feel sad on multi-cultural month? They ate what your mommy brought for British history day, didn't they?"

"Actually mommy was derided for bringing halal foods for Muslim children to try and now you may no longer be able to attend school because mommy and daddy have offended some sensibilities. What? No this is not a grim reaper costume for Halloween, Mommy just needs to go to your madrassa - I mean public school _ wearing this to ask for you to get back in class . . ."

159 NY Nana  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:42:13am
160 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:42:28am
161 JSK1121  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:42:29am

What if an 'Asian' child cries in disgust a 'yuk akbar' towards fish n' chips or baked beans? Will the same standard be upheld?

Also, some people just smell, period. How is it a little kid's fault to point out that one of his playgroup friends needs a bubble bath?

I can't believe we bailed Europe out against the Nazis only to have them turn into spineless, gutless, soulless wankers.

162 drogheda  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:42:32am

re: #72 pat

Britain has gone well beyond the Nanny State. It has become a bizarre tyranny, where authorities would rather arrest the victims than the criminals. ...

Much safer to arrest the victims you know. You run far less chance of getting hurt in the process. Arresting the criminals could be dangerous seeing as the criminals display antisocial tendencies and are prone to commit violence. Better to be safe than sorry. Besides the victim probably performed some insensitive, racist provocation like turning up his nose at the curry.

/A nanny state is a safe state

163 Who Watches the Watchmen?  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:42:45am

"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 2

164 jemima  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:42:48am

#76

So people can be born racist and then the government must correct them.
If people are born gay, should the government correct them?
If racist parents breed racist children, then preventing them from breeding is a simple matter of sterilization.
Which of course is not an issue in the homosexuality arena.

Forget about future, we have entered a dystopian now.

/If people can be born Jews, then that's also an issue I suppose will be dealt with soon enough. Again.

165 American Soldier  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:42:51am

/ franticly rooting through pantry and 'fridge to make sure I'm covered

curry powder- check
chick peas- check
Tobasco- check
PB & J- check
bagels- check
whole-wheat bread- check
rice-check
soy sauce- check

Damn- no pork or chocolate-covered ants. I'm screwed!

166 Dave_Da_Kid  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:43:05am

FrogMarch
Re#155
That's already happened in large sections of Vermont. Probably other "blue" places in the USA as well. LOL..

/Down with hygene!

167 bald headed geek  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:43:10am

re: #8 Iron Fist

This in: Broccoli is a rabe.

There, fixed!

BHG

168 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:43:45am

re: #160 buzzsawmonkey

Semi-OT, I'm actually amazed that nobody has opened, to my knowledge, a restaurant featuring American Indian cuisine.

Mashed acorns just don't go over that well......

169 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:43:51am

What our children need is a smack on the ass when they act up, and then an explanation as to why they got that smack, then make them get out and play chase or some ballgame that requires excercise, that's the way I raised my Boys and their perfect!

170 muckdog  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:43:52am

Is spitting-up ethnic cuisine now a hate crime?

171 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:43:57am

Why is it when libs start talking about "justice" it means the opposite?

172 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:44:07am

re: #160 buzzsawmonkey

Semi-OT, I'm actually amazed that nobody has opened, to my knowledge, a restaurant featuring American Indian cuisine.

Someone tried that, and it was so popular, they had to sell tickets to get in. But the tickets kept getting scalped.

/rimshot

173 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:45:24am

re: #160 buzzsawmonkey

Semi-OT, I'm actually amazed that nobody has opened, to my knowledge, a restaurant featuring American Indian cuisine.

We invaders absorbed it into our culture.

174 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:45:31am

re: #160 buzzsawmonkey

I was going to order a batch of those, how are they?

175 TalkinKamel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:45:33am

re: #163 Who Watches the Watchmen?

Huxley saw this coming. . .

176 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:45:39am

re: #82 LeonidasOfSparta

The loonies are running the asylum in the UK and the Libs here in the US are trying to keep pace!

The whole damned lot of them should be herded together, loaded onto a large space shuttle and sent to colonize another planet-- with all the sickos they love and all the IslamoFacists.

I suggest Venus or Mercury.
We might actually be able to colonize Mars; let's not ruin it now.
Or we can send them on a giant space ark that never will really get anywhere, unless it crashes into a planet by accident (see Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Universe, original TV or book, not the movie)

177 American Soldier  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:45:40am

re: #172 Occasional Reader

Someone tried that, and it was so popular, they had to sell tickets to get in. But the tickets kept getting scalped.

/rimshot

That was a racist crack. You shall be reported to the appropriate Ministry.

178 baxtrice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:45:46am

re: #135 Ford_Prefect

I'm thinking that maybe this is their version of April Fools Day.

Ghastly one at that.

179 loveguru  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:45:51am

I say almost every time "Yuk" to British breakfast... Am i racist ?

no Idea.. I just thought its all about taste.... but today I really want to do one think racist.... British government , a big "YUK"

180 dsrtegl  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:45:52am

re: #137 Occasional Reader

And of course, many do. In the West, the whole idea of "you're really supposed to take a bath or shower every day" is very much an Americas thing... not so much in a lot of Europe.

I had a Romanian immigrant that worked for me for a while. Broaching that subject is a little touchy, but had to be done because of other employee's complaints.

That was my first management nightmare.

181 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:46:28am

re: #160 buzzsawmonkey

Semi-OT, I'm actually amazed that nobody has opened, to my knowledge, a restaurant featuring American Indian cuisine.

I'd be up for the "shoot your own buffalo" feature.

182 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:46:33am

re: #170 muckdog

Is spitting-up ethnic cuisine now a hate crime?

apparently so, thus the reason the government indoctrination is needed through these guidelines to the teachers.

183 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:46:51am
184 loveguru  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:47:01am

poor 3 yrs. old children's.... British politicians have stolen their right to say "Yuk"

185 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:47:31am

re: #177 American Soldier

That was a racist crack. You shall be reported to the appropriate Ministry.

Did I mention that the restaurant wouldn't accept... reservations?

/another rimshot, as I'm dragged away to Readjustment Camp

186 Kosh's Shadow  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:47:38am

re: #181 Occasional Reader

I'd be up for the "shoot your own buffalo" feature.

OK, but you have to eat the whole thing, and use the rest to make stuff, like the hide makes a teepee, etc.

187 NY Nana  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:48:13am

re: #111 Ben Hur

Oh, and the people who westerners tend to think smell bad, THINK WESTERNERS SMELL BAD.

Have you ever been in an elevator in London with a bunch of French tourists? Did it seem like it took a week to get to the fifth floor?

188 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:48:21am

re: #184 loveguru

poor 3 yrs. old children's.... British politicians have stolen their right to say "Yuk"

wow, who knew yuk would be a hate crime?

189 bellamags  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:48:45am

OK people. totally OT:

this will make you cry.

Christian the Lion

190 Steffan  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:48:46am

Well, I see Ingsoc is still doubleplusgood on ol' Airstrip One.

So will they be sending these juvenile crimethinkers to joycamps?

191 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:49:22am

re: #183 buzzsawmonkey

You might be on to something, but I think you'll jeopardize your SBA loan if your servers dress like Pocahantas!

192 reine.de.tout  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:49:23am

re: #187 NY Nana

Have you ever been in an elevator in London with a bunch of French tourists? Did it seem like it took a week to get to the fifth floor?

Took a dance class once, and in the class was a French student who was attending LSU. I'm not sure this guy had ever heard of "deodorant", or "laundry detergent".

193 lurking faith  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:49:42am

If they would confine themselves to teaching the little kids not to use ethnic slurs, this would be okay with me.

But thinking little kids who say yuk to new foods must be racist? That's insane. I think the authors of these guidelines have lost their tenuous grip on reality.

And in these days when everybody knows about deadly severe food allergies, they had better think twice about forcing kids to eat unfamiliar things.

194 grumpy old codger  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:50:14am

re: #7 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)
New worst ever slogan: "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you, for the children."

195 Ojoe  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:50:19am
196 pat  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:50:25am

This, of course, has nothing to do with the kids. It is all about controlling the parents. And we know instinctively that the progenitors of these policies are targeting white or Christian parents. And the greatest evil will not be 'race', but homophobia or Islamophobia. Two made up words that mean nothing in the real world.

197 NJDhockeyfan  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:50:26am
198 Hard Right  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:50:45am

A moment of silence for England, please. RIP old friend.

199 Cartman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:51:13am

Monica Lewinski was quite fond of spotted dick, I hear.

200 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:51:23am

GB, Oregon, Wash., and Cali they should have their own island so we can keep track of them.......well not Cali they're on fire and Awwwwwnold wants to charge every household $500 to pay for the Brave firefighters, sure thing Arnold that's where I want to live, U-Haul should make a fortune moving their units to Cali!

201 Iron Fist  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:51:35am

re: #193 lurking faith,

They're afraid the child might think for themselves. Nothing is more threatening to the L³eft than original thought.

202 Ojoe  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:51:41am

re: #199 Cartman

Yuk.

203 CodePirate  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:51:41am

So a child not liking spicy foods is racist... but a bunch of people that don't like puppies on postcards is fine. Hmmm... funny old world. It must be a cultural thing.

204 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:51:43am

re: #188 nyc redneck

wow, who knew yuk would be a hate crime?

Which would make this guy Hitler!

205 debutaunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:51:44am

re: #168 Russkilitlover

Mashed acorns just don't go over that well......

McMaize

206 Land Shark  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:52:23am

Man, just when I thought the British elites couldn't get any dumber, they go out and demonstrate they are way, way dumber than I thought. If a 3 year old kid doesn't like spicy food he might be a racist? This is so freakin' absurd it boggles the mind! My wife doesn't like spicy food, by this ludicrous standard my wife might be a racist! Holy cow!

Sadly, it's in line with the idiocy we are seeing come out of the formerly Great Britain. By this stupid criteria, if someone doesn't like spicy food, or a certain type of music or art, they can be labeled a racist. And what if a 3 year old kid doesn't like spicy food, are they going to put him/her in a re-education camp? Are they going to force feed the poor kid spicy food to change his/her taste? Truly, they are going nuts over there.

207 loveguru  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:52:48am

Yuk everybody....

how are you yuking today ?

208 Ford_Prefect  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:53:02am

re: #199 Cartman

That's just wrong.

209 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:53:14am

re: #183 buzzsawmonkey

As macrobiotic restaurants have shown, mere edibility is--or can be--secondary to a good story when ensuring a restaurant's success.

A restaurant which featured bison, deer meet, various maize dishes, etc., etc., with proper decor and a good publicist would probably do quite well with the natural-and-back-to-the-land crowd. Teepee-cal Indian food! With full firewater bar!

Come to think of it, "Early Bird Special" really does sound like an Indian name.

210 Cartman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:53:15am

My apologies. My last comment was in very poor taste, so to speak.

211 Tigger2005  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:53:15am

re: #21 nikis-knight

"Now Charlie, you eat that curry, or Mohammed and Sanji will feel sad. Do you want them to feel sad on multi-cultural month? They ate what your mommy brought for British history day, didn't they?"

They don't have British History Day anymore. Now it's called "National Day of Sorrow and Repentance for Colonialism and Imperialism."

212 victor_yugo  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:53:19am

re: #144 guy_philly

Maybe you hit on the real reason for this effort: everyone knows the Brits are not known for their culinary skills, and this will level the field with the rest of the world!

Actually, what they are talking about with the food is dangerous on two levels:

1. Why are they giving small kids spicy foods as a test? Their digestion systems are still developing, and the potential reactions are not something most parents want to contemplate. Why would Britain want to be known as the nation that deliberately made her children puke?

2. The cool climate of the British Isles leads to a generally blander diet for a reason. Spicy foods stimulate the body to give off heat, which is good in more tropical climates, but a very bad idea in England. Are they trying to give kids hypothermia?

And then there's the conditioned response. A little kid gets spicy food put in front of him. He turns up his nose at it. Next thing he knows, he and his parents are all in trouble. Twenty years later, someone puts spicy food in front of the same person, and he has an inexplicable panic attack.

Madness. Even in my just-woke-up state, I can see this madness for what it is. But then again, how many of the insane know they are insane?

213 Pyrocles  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:53:38am

The people who wrote these probably never had kids, dislike kids in general, and are card-carrying members of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

re: #193 lurking faith

If they would confine themselves to teaching the little kids not to use ethnic slurs, this would be okay with me.

But thinking little kids who say yuk to new foods must be racist? That's insane. I think the authors of these guidelines have lost their tenuous grip on reality.

And in these days when everybody knows about deadly severe food allergies, they had better think twice about forcing kids to eat unfamiliar things.

214 BGOH  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:53:53am

"Hello. My name is Colin Fitzsimmonswater, and I'm with the GPU. I am here to rescue your baby and take him to a reeducation camp where we will...work...the racist hate out of it."

215 Cygnus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:54:00am

re: #163 Who Watches the Watchmen?

"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able to read or write. Besides they wear black, which is such a beastly color. I'm so glad I'm a Beta."
- Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 2

'A gramme is better than a damn.'
If this keeps up, we'll all need soma.

216 AuntAcid  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:54:04am

re: #72 pat

Britain has gone well beyond the Nanny State. It has become a bizarre tyranny, where authorities would rather arrest the victims than the criminals. There seems to be a huge disconnect between the electorate and the politicians, between the Judiciary and the citizens. This seems to be happening in Democracies throughout the Western world. The electorate for whatever reason, votes in candidates that do not reflect national opinion or values.


YOU MAKE UP THIS SHIT!

217 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:54:18am
218 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:54:19am

re: #210 Cartman

My apologies. My last comment was in very poor taste, so to speak.

*snicker*

219 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:54:32am

re: #195 Ojoe
HEY! How'd you get those photos of the authors of this study?!?

220 alegrias  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:55:01am

Meanwhile Zimbabweans remember fondly when they had food at all in their country (as Rhodesia), before marxist mugabe-onomics.

Coincidence? I think not.

221 Ojoe  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:55:07am

re: #219 realwest

GOO gle

222 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:55:11am

re: #18 drogheda

Will it be considered racist if some of the little darlings don't find pork to their liking?

Serving pork at school is considered racist. Obviously, I'm going to have to report you for not knowing that.

223 victor_yugo  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:55:20am

re: #199 Cartman

Monica Lewinski was quite fond of spotted dick, I hear.

With strong Leftist tendencies.

224 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:55:50am

re: #196 pat

This, of course, has nothing to do with the kids. It is all about controlling the parents. And we know instinctively that the progenitors of these policies are targeting white or Christian parents. And the greatest evil will not be 'race', but homophobia or Islamophobia. Two made up words that mean nothing in the real world.

this twisted move by the gov't to spy on children is going to really annoy parents. it is going to cause more tension btw brits and moslems.
it is too intrusive and disrespectful. too controlling. hope it back fires soon.

225 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:55:55am
226 grumpy old codger  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:55:58am

re: #78 nikis-knight

Overcooked vegetables and ubdercooked beef.

227 pat  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:56:01am

re: #160 buzzsawmonkey

Semi-OT, I'm actually amazed that nobody has opened, to my knowledge, a restaurant featuring American Indian cuisine.

In part that is because it is eaten daily. Fully 50% of the food stuffs of the world are from the new world. Among the dishes currently most eaten are baked beans, both sweet and salty, tacos, corn in all its forms, succotash, potatoes of every preparation, avocadoes, salsa, tacos, and virtually all dishes that are simmered in chiles, such as Chili Colorados.Even such dishes as Swiss Steak have their orgination in America. Swiss, BTW, refers to swissing, or hammering tough meat to tenderize.

228 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:56:02am

re: #217 buzzsawmonkey

It was OR who has the bison steak, not me. The one time I had bison it tasted like lean beef.

Yep, that's basically it. Very slightly stronger flavor than beef, but quite similar.

229 Cartman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:56:07am

re: #223 victor_yugo

With strong Leftist tendencies.

Spot on.

230 Cygnus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:56:12am

Does this mean that Mr. Yuk is a racist?

231 yesandno  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:56:14am

Actually, this is more subversive then it appears.

What we have here is people reporting people. People judging parental skills based on some sort of stupid interpolation of the term YUK with no reference to the age of the group they are dealing with and the natural propensity of children not liking new food tastes out of the house.

Eventually the parents will be held responsible and then the children being taken from the parents, etc.

And then there is the quota to meet. You know that they made this decree thinking that this is not only a huge problem but that it occurs all the time. Don't report someone, you are in jeopardy for your job. So marginal signs get reported as large violations.

How does this differ from reporting your neighbor's behavior in the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany or in any 2 bit dictatorship that has ever existed?

This is scary...making individual behavior suspect to the demands of the group.

232 alegrias  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:57:20am

If only Britain had let in to their country Martha Stewart recently--all children would willingly eat good things.

233 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:57:21am

re: #212 victor_yugo

1. Why are they giving small kids spicy foods as a test? Their digestion systems are still developing, and the potential reactions are not something most parents want to contemplate. Why would Britain want to be known as the nation that deliberately made her children puke?

How'd you like to be a parent who has to deal with a kid who feels the pain when he poops all that spice? Clean up the diaper?

234 FrogMarch  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:57:25am

Who knew all this time it's not that children are picky eaters - no no. Children are racists.

235 NY Nana  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:57:29am

re: #156 Russkilitlover

I also love it. They have it in cans, made by Heinz (UK), and it is vegetarian. We can get it in Fairway, in NY.

It is also the name of a pub in Toronto.

236 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:57:40am
237 lurking faith  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:57:47am

re: #201 Iron Fist

,

They're afraid the child might think for themselves. Nothing is more threatening to the L³eft than original thought.

I couldn't agree more.

238 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:57:55am

re: #217 buzzsawmonkey

I sorry, I sorry, LOL. I see that commercial always late at night and just wondered how they are, because I'm skeptical of commercials that are shown late at night, even tho' I understand that time slot is the cheapest cost!

239 victor_yugo  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:57:58am

re: #229 Cartman

Spot on.

Not that I would know. Personally.

240 Shug  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:58:06am

What shall they say to Middle Eastern babies who say "yuk" at Porky pig and snoopy?

How about infant boys who demand infant girls cover themselves?

241 Ford_Prefect  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:58:36am

re: #213 Pyrocles

The people who wrote these probably never had kids, dislike kids in general, and are card-carrying members of the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

Un...believable.

242 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:58:50am
243 Ojoe  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:59:12am

re: #241 Ford_Prefect

VHEM very big insult to the Creator

244 alegrias  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:59:13am

Any wonder parents want school vouchers, to send children to their choice of school? Not the community-organized school of re-education!

245 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:59:27am

re: #228 Occasional Reader

The trick to cooking bison is to not overcook it. It's far leaner than beef, so if you overcook it, it becomes rubber.

246 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:59:35am
247 Iron Fist  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:59:37am

re: #240 Shug,

When little Ackmed beheads all his GI Joe dolls, they will simply smile, and say "Well done".

248 rlevitin  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:59:39am

re: #216 AuntAcid

YOU MAKE UP THIS SHIT!

Was that out of exasperation and disbelief/sarcasm... or was that a serious statement?

249 Eowyn2  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:59:42am

re: #160 buzzsawmonkey

Semi-OT, I'm actually amazed that nobody has opened, to my knowledge, a restaurant featuring American Indian cuisine.

You need to come west of the Mississippi.
We have quite a few places that serve "Native American" dishes. I cant think of a single restraunt that serves ONLY Native American.

I love Curry and other Indian foods. I also like lots of ginger in my Chinese Food. Habenero peppers in my chili. Blood Sausage: No thanks.

250 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 9:59:51am

buzzsaw - as I suspected, the National Museum of the American Indian traveled forward in time and stole your idea for their museum café.

251 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:00:00am

Ok OR tell me how those Bison Steaks are!

252 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:00:11am
253 victor_yugo  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:00:24am

re: #231 yesandno

How does this differ from reporting your neighbor's behavior in the Soviet Union or Nazi Germany or in any 2 bit dictatorship that has ever existed?

Or asking the kids in East Berlin to draw the logo they saw on the TV the night before.

The kids who drew a logo from a West Berlin TV station got their parents in trouble.

254 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:01:10am
255 quickjustice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:01:23am

Well the moment may yet arrive when the Brits have had a bellyful! ;-)

256 LeatherNeckLady  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:01:30am

So what happens if a child says "poo"? Does that mean that it offends EVERYONE, since this has a pretty universal meaning?

257 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:01:57am

re: #231 yesandno

What about the kid in Canada who was taken from her parents for drawing a swastika on her arm?

258 baxtrice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:02:09am

OT -- all this talk of food is making me hungry. Wonder if that makes me racist?

259 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:02:22am
260 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:02:24am
261 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:02:54am
262 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:03:01am

re: #251 'Nam Grunt

Ok OR tell me how those Bison Steaks are!

I am no longer "OR". You may now call me Dances With Grill.

263 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:03:26am
264 victor_yugo  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:03:38am

re: #254 buzzsawmonkey

With a lot of semi-historical blather on the menus, cozy wigwam decor, and a good publicist I would think it would be a runaway hit.

Until the local First Peoples start raising a ruckus and calling you "unauthentic" and "fake" and "racist"...

You racist bastard.

re: #256 LeatherNeckLady

So what happens if a child says "poo"? Does that mean that it offends EVERYONE, since this has a pretty universal meaning?

Yes, from here forward, his name will be "Winnie the Shit".

265 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:03:41am
266 bulwrk  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:03:42am

So if a pregnant women eats a spicy meal that disagrees with her could that be a sign of a racist embryo?

267 bianchi_roadie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:03:47am

re: #56 gwillie

I wonder if this is actually to indentify and record parents for teaching their kids "racist" ideas. I bet the assumption is is that the parents are racists and the children are being used to rat them out.

Orwell would be depressed to see his novel was not taken as a warning, but as a blueprint.

268 Hard Right  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:03:56am

re: #215 Cygnus

'A gramme is better than a damn.'
If this keeps up, we'll all need soma.

I say a dram is better than a dramme.
Or Yuk to dramme.

269 formercorpsman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:03:57am
cozy wigwam decor

O....M....G....

I'm tearing up as I write this.

Oh man that was good.

270 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:04:03am

This is another step in the "progressive" agenda of making it a crime to be white anglo-saxon.

271 jcm  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:04:12am

Next step....

Kid in school is fed food from culture X.
Kid says YUK!

Mommy and Daddy get a visit and mandatory counseled on raising non-racist kids.

272 alegrias  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:04:36am

Well, NO FRIED FOODS for the kiddies! (That's american dems dictating what politically correct people can eat.)

273 The Other Les  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:04:36am

re: #216 AuntAcid

YOU MAKE UP THIS SHIT!

The Church of Cosmetology is made up. This isn't.

274 Ford_Prefect  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:04:51am

re: #258 baxtrice

OT -- all this talk of food is making me hungry. Wonder if that makes me racist?

Only against countries that have no food.

275 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:04:51am
276 yochanan  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:04:51am

had to go to the local social sec. office and it was odoriferous reminded me of the smell from a used pampers. but there were no babies in the place but there were half a doz Muslims..

maybe not knowing what .t.p. is for. who knows.

277 Tigger2005  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:05:02am

No need to cower. Tinfoil hats work just fine.

re: #95 acwgusa

Bwhahhahahahhhah! Disliking food means Racist Babies! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

Oh wait, you mean that they are serious?

/Cowers in corner, trying to block out stupidity rays from British Government.

278 Boston Patriot  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:05:22am

Is this from The Onion?

279 experiencedtraveller  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:05:32am

One of my kids survived for years on chicken fingers and carrots.

/awaiting the secret police....

280 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:05:37am
281 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:05:38am

re: #254 buzzsawmonkey Hey buzz - yeah, you'd think so. But they did open a place in NYC about 15 years or so ago which "featured" Native American Cuisine. It appears that even in uber-liberal, elite NYC, the food didn't appeal to many who tried it - don't know why, I've had venison and Bison and - other than the fact that they are a little
"gammy" and tough (which means they weren't prepared for modern day American - and especially foreign born - palattes.
Nontheless, it did close it's doors after only about a year and a half.
Go figure.

282 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:05:52am

re: #265 buzzsawmonkey

I bet that grill is a Buffalo Gal.

For in that sleep of death
What dreams may come,
when we have shuffled off to Buffalo?

283 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:05:56am

re: #262 Occasional Reader

I have a visit to Ohio in my future to rightymouse's house, maybe we can have a grill off. LOL

284 JHW  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:06:00am

re: #183 buzzsawmonkey

Some of the cafes on reservations here in the Northwest, and certainly in restaurants in casinos have a form of I guess you could call it Northwest Indian cooking. Heavy on the seafood, salmon filleted broadly in a cedar stake framework and roasted near an open alder fire and such, and the ever popular Indian fry bread.
Indian fry bread recipe

Quinault Indian Nation Site with photo of traditional salmon cooker as I described. I think the Yakama tribe may have something similar, they are having record runs (since 1950s ) of blueback salmon on the Columbia River .

285 loveguru  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:06:11am

re: #188 nyc redneck

I was thinking of physiological effect....

What type of slave those children's be, who even don't have right to express the likes and dislikes concerning their tastes..... its like putting futter to a dog !

286 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:06:35am

re: #227 pat

There is a restaurant in Vancouver, BC, that serves North West Coast native cuisine. They were doing cedar planked salmon long before the Food Channel made it a fad.

287 yma o hyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:07:06am

Actually - this is all the fault of the USA!
If you hadn't invented FEMINISM, and exported it to us, then the wimmin who sit on those semi-governmental bodies would still be doing useful things rather than blather leftist shoighte in order to justify their exsistence, and the millions of our money they spend on crap like that!

/sarc

288 Stringart  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:07:07am
The National Children’s Bureau, which receives £12 million a year, mainly from Government funded organisations

If this is the kind of crap British taxpayers are getting, it's time for massive tax cuts. Come to think of it, that would cure most of the so-called problems we have.

289 victor_yugo  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:07:34am

re: #271 jcm

Next step....

Kid in school is fed food from culture X.
Kid says YUK!

Or the kid pukes it up because the spice is too extreme for him.

Mommy and Daddy get a visit and mandatory counseled on raising non-racist kids.

And then Mommy and Daddy start saving for a one-way trip to the USA, where they'll ask for political asylum from the torture against their kid and the harassment against themselves.

290 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:07:36am
291 faraway  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:07:43am

If you ask for grits you will be sent to re-education camp (public school).

292 NY Nana  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:07:45am

re: #257 MandyManners


The neo-nazi bitch of a mother drew it on her kids...here is the info.

293 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:07:48am

re: #279 experiencedtraveller

One of my kids survived for years on chicken fingers and carrots.

/awaiting the secret police....

Chicken fingers... cow balls.... man, the stuff I learn here!

294 baxtrice  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:07:59am

re: #274 Ford_Prefect

Only against countries that have no food.

Better eat while I can, I have a feeling when Obama is declared Messiah, my food will go to those who think like him. :)

295 VegasRick  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:08:20am

re: #248 rlevitin

Was that out of exasperation and disbelief/sarcasm... or was that a serious statement?

My guess is they left off the word can't.
My guess.

296 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:08:22am
297 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:08:41am

Does Kasper still record stuff for LGF?
Misreporting Muslims


As tonight's Dispatches shows, the media's coverage of Islam alienates and demonises a vulnerable British minority.

...
In modern Britain, it is no longer acceptable for the media to engage in such egregiously inaccurate or recklessly bigoted coverage of minority groups.

There is, however, one glaring exception to this rule – Muslims. As writer and broadcaster Peter Oborne points out in tonight's Dispatches on Channel 4, these rather shocking headlines have already appeared in our national press, but only in relation to Britain's Muslim minority. In the wake of 7/7, the press has been given free rein to effectively demonise the Islamic faith and its two million adherents in this country.

Dispatches commissioned Cardiff University's school of journalism to carry out a unique study of the content and, above all, context of almost a thousand articles written about Islam and Muslims since 2000. The Cardiff researchers discovered that over two-thirds of stories identified Muslims either as a source of problems or as a threat – not just in the context of terrorism but on cultural issues too. In fact, this year for the first time, the volume of stories focusing on cultural differences overtook those related to terrorism. Over the entire period, more than one in four stories contained the rather pernicious idea that Islam is dangerous, backward or irrational.

Broadcast on 7/7. Disgraceful.

298 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:08:44am

re: #292 NY Nana

The neo-nazi bitch of a mother drew it on her kids...here is the info.

Thanks!

Still, that's no reason to remove a kid.

299 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:08:53am

re: #286 Kenneth

They were doing cedar planked salmon

That's when you kill the salmon by whacking it with a cedar plank?

300 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:08:58am

re: #134 Ringo the Gringo

The end of the Soviet Union did nothing to stop the Leftists and Marxists inside the West from continuing ahead with the deconstruction of Western civilization from within.

Sadly, Britain will be the first to fall.

They're the cultural equivalent of those Japanese you hear about, apocraphyal or not, who never heard the war was over and were guarding some tiny atoll 30 years later.

301 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:09:09am
302 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:09:27am

re: #70 'Nam Grunt

Bunny-hop,

I'm throwing some poke ribs on the grill as we speak. ;-)

Yum! Waaaay better than the salad I just ate, I'm sure.

303 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:09:43am

Please don't whack the salmon.

304 faraway  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:09:47am

Behead those who eat BBQ

305 Tigger2005  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:10:00am

I wonder why "kaffir" is not listed as an example of a "racist" remark.

306 yma o hyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:10:01am

Oh - and another thing: the demise of Great Britain is vastly exagegrated.
Do not assume that the British government (or its various agencies) is speaking for us, normal folk: thats what they'd like you to think, but it ain't so!

And do take care - stuff like this will happen in America if BO gets elected, make no mistake!

307 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:10:20am

re: #283 'Nam Grunt

I have a visit to Ohio in my future to rightymouse's house, maybe we can have a grill off. LOL

I have friends from Argentina; to them, grilling is a RELIGION. Second only to soccer in their pantheon.

309 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:10:35am
310 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:10:55am
311 bombarafat  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:11:06am

Well England it was nice knowing you.

312 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:11:23am

re: #272 alegrias
LOL! Yep - the Mayor of Denver said NO FRIED FOODS would be permitted to be served at the DNC or in the immediately surrounding area (sorry, link is lost in the maze of links that I have!).
So - ok, no fried chicken, no french fries, no southern fried Steak (or Texas Fried Steak) no french fried onion rings, nor for that matter "grilled" onions either (grilled is synonymous with "fried" to Dems). Mind you that was the MAYOR of Denver, NOT the DNC.
Effin' lunatics, I swear.

313 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:11:38am

re: #303 Ben Hur

Please don't whack the salmon.

Is this the salmon thread?

314 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:11:46am

re: #308 Catttt

Perhaps the London oil traders could take over the government.

I loved that story. "Sod off, Swampy!" Priceless.

315 faraway  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:11:52am

One of my kids said Barack Hussein Obama yesterday.

/hiding in the basement

316 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:12:19am

re: #306 yma o hyd

Oh - and another thing: the demise of Great Britain is vastly exagegrated.
Do not assume that the British government (or its various agencies) is speaking for us, normal folk: thats what they'd like you to think, but it ain't so!

And do take care - stuff like this will happen in America if BO gets elected, make no mistake!


Thought of you this weekend.

Read in the local rag's Weird But True section that police in Whales were summoned to a residence over a "UFO sighting."

The resident reported a large, bright inanimate object hovering over their house.

Calm in the residence was restored after it was discovered that the "UFO" was THE effen MOON!

317 'Nam Grunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:12:35am

re: #311 bombarafat

The sane folks in GB must be going insane with what is happening to their once Country!

318 Catttt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:12:40am

re: #80 Cygnus

I still dislike beets. Does that make me racist against beets?

I was going to say that! I've always hated beets.

As a tot, I loathed Tang. Am I racist against Tang?

319 zombie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:12:42am

Very young children do not even have an awareness of race. It is the adults who inculcate this awareness into them. And it is the do-gooder bleeding heart adults that cause most of the problems. I know this from personal experience.

Without revealing too many specifics:

I grew up in what would now be called a very "mixed" area -- people all all races living in the same city. And I went to public elementary schools that had no majority ethnicity -- blacks, whites, Asians and Hispanics in near equal measure. No problems.

When I was in nursery school, kindergarten first grade and second grade, most of my friends, now that I look back on it in retrospect, were kids of races other than mine. This was not intentional -- it was just natural. And at the time we didn't think of ourselves as being different races or even being members of "races" to begin with. We were just friends.

And everything was hunky-dory.

But everything started to go wrong in third grade. And it had nothing to do with us kids and what we were doing or thinking -- it was the teachers and administrators. A new "multicultural" policy of identity politics and racial pride swept through the teaching profession and reached our school. Kids were for the first time told to be "proud" of their race, or their culture, etc. But first they had to be made hyper-aware that they were members of a race and members of a culture -- something which was unimportant to us up until then.

Black kids were taught to be proud of their blackness. Asian kids were encouraged to bring family Asian things to show-and-tell. Mexican kids got special side classes in Spanish (and were even taught Spanish if they didn't know it). White kids were encouraged to seek out whatever smidgen of ethnicity they could dig up in their background: Were you Polish? Did you have Native American blood? Italian? Whatever it was, you'd write a report about Poland or Cherokees or Italy or whatever.

All this seemed like such a fantastic idea to the teachers, but it had a terrible unintended connsequence. Suddenly, all us former friends (and similar groups of friends across the school) became hyper-aware of our differences -- an awareness we never had before. And distrust arose. Resentment.

By fourth grade, the school district had already divided along racial lines. It happened within a year -- the teachers totally destroyed the kids' psyches. We went from having a utopia of non-racial-awareness to a playground of racially segregated gangs.

The problem only accelerated when the new curriculum (of course) began to teach the history of oppression, resentment, etc. Slavery, lynching, indentured servitude, Jim Crow -- it was pounded into our heads over and over, as if the teachers were trying to make the races hate each other.

Now, I read about that school district years later, and it's a complete disaster. Test scores have plummeted. Crime has skyrocketed. Racial politics dominate the school board and curriculum. Parents who can afford it pull their kids out of the school and put them in private schools. And the classes and playgrounds have total de facto segregation.

If it had been left up to us kids, there would have been no racism whatsoever, and friendships would have lasted a lifetime.

Now that I'm older and wiser, I've come to realize that the racial dissent in the school was not an unintended side effect, but in fact was the goal of the (then) new policy. I have since read treatises and papers by Gramscian educators who were at that time just taking control of the schools who wanted to set the stage for a race war in this country, to bring about the great socialist revolution. Contentedness and harmony were exactly what they didn't want among us kids. So they set into motion policies to drive us apart, aided by naive but well-meaning young teachers who had no clue what they were doing.

I'm sad to say, the scheme was successful, at my school and across America.

320 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:12:47am

re: #291 faraway

If you ask for grits you will be sent to re-education camp (public school).

What about pork rinds?

321 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:12:48am

re: #303 Ben Hur

Please don't whack the salmon.

I wonder if salmon threaten each other by saying that so-and-so "sleeps with the chickens"?

322 BGB!  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:12:57am

Visit Europe while you still can.

323 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:13:11am

re: #279 experiencedtraveller

One of my kids survived for years on chicken fingers and carrots.

/awaiting the secret police....

When my niece was 3-4 she would only eat white food. Seriously. Pasta with a little parmesan cheese, milk, white cheese.....the list was short but goes on! I shudder to think what the Brits would consider her to be.

324 yma o hyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:13:16am

re: #297 Killgore Trout

More than disgraceful
The 'School of Journalism' here in Cardiff is as left as can be, so no surprises tehre: you always find what you are looking for - if you are not looking for it, you'll not find it.
Its called having blinkers ... but has anyone met a LLL without them?

325 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:13:41am

Zombie is from Kansas.

326 Ford_Prefect  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:13:53am

re: #318 Catttt

I was going to say that! I've always hated beets.

As a tot, I loathed Tang. Am I racist against Tang?

You must be racist against Astronauts.

327 Cartman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:13:54am

The arbitrary and incongruous use of the term "racist" is obviously the left's primary weapon to be used in advancing their agenda. It forces folks to toe the line. In today's environment, nobody want's to be labeled a racist. It's the kiss of death, especially for a public figure. Rush talked about that in that interview that loppy (I think) posted yesterday.

328 Silhouette  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:14:11am

Like the Soviet (and other communist societies) quest to create the New Man, a creature as absolutely vital for the success of communism as it is absolutely nonexistent, they must subvert human nature and, indeed, pretend it ISN'T human nature.

329 Hard Right  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:14:16am

re: #315 faraway

One of my kids said Barack Hussein Obama yesterday.

/hiding in the basement

Potty training in progress, I see.

330 faraway  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:14:28am

Logical Next Step: Alert for Boys Chasing Girls

Any boys caught chasing girls will be reprimanded and taught to respect other potential mates (boys, goats, etc.)

331 Killgore Trout  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:14:31am

re: #306 yma o hyd

I agreee. The UK has some big problems but they are far from finished.

332 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:14:36am

Tang?

Can't wait for some shore leave.

333 Cygnus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:14:48am

re: #318 Catttt

I was going to say that! I've always hated beets.

As a tot, I loathed Tang. Am I racist against Tang?

You're racist against astronauts.

334 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:14:50am

re: #319 zombie

I was thinking of posting something hypothetically along the lines of your actual story. Great post.

It's indeed ironic that those who most loudly cry "nobody's born a racist!" [which is true] are often busily at work creating future racists.

335 yma o hyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:16:12am

re: #316 Ben Hur

Yep - that is a true story!
Was in all the local papers, teeheehee.
Thats what happens when local papers keep reporting on UFOs seen over South Wales ...

336 kalvinb  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:16:14am

Maybe we should put these people on Fear Factor and fine them if they don't smile all the way through the process.

After all, some cultures eat cockroaches, monkey brains, etc

It's stuff like this that I know goes on in the US as well in various forms which is making us homeschool our child. The myth that you need public school to learn how to be social is what drives some people away from that. Most social experiences come from extracurricular activities (which homeschooled kids can participate in), not in the classroom itself.

I'd rather pay for dance, karate, piano, etc lessons than subject my kid to public education or public child care.

Unfortunatly most parents don't have that option since both parents work or there is only one parent.

337 Cygnus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:16:24am

re: #321 Occasional Reader

I wonder if salmon threaten each other by saying that so-and-so "sleeps with the chickens"?

There was a Far Side cartoon years ago which had the Fish Mafia sending their victims surfaceward to 'sleep with the humans'.

338 johnnyreb  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:16:36am

re: #309 buzzsawmonkey

It could just not have had a good chef. Or a good publicist.

I still say it could be the Next Big Thing. Maybe it just needs to start as a specialty restaurant at the Mohegan Sun resort, or attached to a Native American strip-club chain named Cherokeisters.

The already tried it at the Mohegan casino. A few years back and it didn't last six months. Named something like the longhouse or similar to that. It is now a regular higher end resturant.

339 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:16:36am

re: #318 Catttt

As a tot, I loathed Tang. Am I racist against Tang?

It sounds like you hate Asians. Report to Joy Camp immediately.

(there are other, cruder remarks one could make about having a taste or not for tang, but being the high-minded sort that I am, I won't go there)

340 Colonel Panik  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:17:05am

It's going to take a massive upheaval in Britain to restore the Mother Country.
The socialists have burrowed deep into the Her Majesty's Government.

And all this talk of British food and no one has yet mentioned Toad in the 'ole?

Bloody world's going to bloody hell I tell you!

341 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:17:15am
342 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:17:21am

re: #315 faraway
Did the kid use one or more "naughty" words in front of Barack Hussein Obama?
Cause that might not be such a bad thing! LOL!

343 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:18:07am

re: #308 Catttt

Perhaps the London oil traders could take over the government.

“I’ve never seen anyone less amenable to listening to our point of view.”

LOL! They "storm" the building and then are amazed their had their asses handed to them. What a great story!

344 roguejew  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:18:18am

The British have given a whole new meaning to "Surrender Monkeys"...They surrendered to their Islamic Overlords faster then the French surrendered to their Nazis during WWII. That has to be an all time speed record for surrendering to one's enemy without so much as a fight. The brits have lost their own will to live...Freely or otherwise

345 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:18:25am
346 yma o hyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:18:27am

re: #317 'Nam Grunt

The sane folks in GB must be going insane with what is happening to their once Country!

We're simmering - we don't do seething.

But, as someone said, beware the anger of a quiet man (or woman, gotta keep up with equality!): thats how we're feeling right now: simmering, and then ...

347 faraway  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:18:34am

re: #342 realwest

Did the kid use one or more "naughty" words in front of Barack Hussein Obama?

No, just the "Hussein" word. We are currently hiding out in an undisclosed location with Dick Cheney and Salmon Rushdie.

348 UFO TOFU  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:18:55am

re: #200 'Nam Grunt
It'll probably just piss me off, but do you have a link for that?

349 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:18:58am

re: #335 yma o hyd

Yep - that is a true story!
Was in all the local papers, teeheehee.
Thats what happens when local papers keep reporting on UFOs seen over South Wales ...

I just realized that I wrote "Whales."

350 Cartman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:19:08am

re: #340 Colonel Panik

And all this talk of British food and no one has yet mentioned Toad in the 'ole?

Good Lord. That explains it. The Brits are licking toads.

351 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:19:16am

re: #319 zombie

Were you Polish? Did you have Native American blood? Italian? Whatever it was, you'd write a report about Poland or Cherokees or Italy or whatever.

Forget grade school, it turns out that you can write a senior thesis at Princeton using this method.

352 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:19:48am
353 Wishbone  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:19:56am

You'd think by the reactions on this thread, that this report had been announced as going before the house for a first reading.

re: #331 Killgore Trout

I note you've been consistent with that sentiment throughout, Killgore. Thanks for that.

354 Happy Fun Ball  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:20:06am

Ok, let's see here...

don't like liquorice = racist
don't like chocolate chip cookies = racist
don't like raisins = racist
don't like ripe olives = racist
don't like anchovies = racist
don't like eggplant = racist
don't like Obama = racist
don't like Jews = not racist

So, that about right?

355 zombie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:20:16am

re: #334 Occasional Reader

I was thinking of posting something hypothetically along the lines of your actual story. Great post.

It's indeed ironic that those who most loudly cry "nobody's born a racist!" [which is true] are often busily at work creating future racists.

Yeah, I lived it personally. My school was almost like a test case to see if "identity politics" could succeed in turning kids into haters. Once it was shown to be possible, the concept was taken nationwide.

I'm convinced now that most of the teachers who are still peddling this noxious garbage remain blissfully unaware they are carrying out a revolutionary policy. It is the educational theorists who know, and they couch their goals in academic verbiage that only their fellow Marxist professors can understand.

356 NY Nana  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:20:17am

re: #298 MandyManners

Mandy,

I am torn on that issue. She is, IMHO, an unfit parent, and Canada has laws against racism, IIRC, that might apply. To me what she did is a form of child abuse. Teaching hate to kids? And marking a child with a swastika?

What hurts is how many women are unable to bear children, while someone like this bitch can, and uses them to perpetrate the oldest hate..Jew hatred.

/And I imagine that all copies of this cookery book from the UK will be burned now, in a giant bonfire?

357 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:20:23am

re: #319 zombie
zombie, that was a staggeringly GREAT POST. Really - wish I could give you a thousand updings for that one.
Thank you.

358 abolitionist  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:20:23am

re: #319 zombie

No doubt, these multiculturalists are the same people who had long ago insisted that there's no such thing as race.

359 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:20:34am

re: #349 Ben Hur

I just realized that I wrote "Whales."

Cedar-planked whales?

360 Silhouette  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:20:36am

I once had a beagle that I swear was racist. She liked men less, as a general rule, than she liked women, but whenever a black man visited my home, she was livid. Barking, trying to bite him. We couldn't figure it out.

I had had her since she was a puppy, so I doubt it was some history with a specific person mistreating her.

361 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:21:12am

re: #322 BGB!
Why?

362 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:21:32am

re: #319 zombie

I was born in Boston and lived there until I was four at which time my parents moved us out to lily white suburbs on the North Shore. Prior to that I went to pre-school with kids of many different races and origins.

My mom told me this story when I was old enough to get it:

About six months after we had moved, my mom's friend from Boston (who is black) came for a visit. I sat next to her on the couch, took her hand and said "Barbara, you're black." She replied "I always have been."

Of course my mother was mortified.

363 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:21:34am

re: #353 Wishbone

For the record, I don't think the UK is a lost cause, either. But it'll be an uphill fight. Good luck.

364 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:21:43am
365 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:22:01am

Since this about British cooking, does not liking Spotted Dick make one homophobic?

/did someone else beat me to the punch?

366 Kulhwch  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:22:01am

You are farkin' kidding me, right?  Of all the Mohammeden, er, moronic things ...

}:P     [Did IQs drop sharply while I was away? -- Ripley.]

367 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:22:14am
368 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:22:25am

re: #327 Cartman Hey my friend - still working on that magnum opus of an e-mail?!

;')

369 Cygnus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:22:30am

re: #354 Happy Fun Ball

Ok, let's see here...

don't like liquorice = racist
don't like chocolate chip cookies = racist
don't like raisins = racist
don't like ripe olives = racist
don't like anchovies = racist
don't like eggplant = racist
don't like Obama = racist
don't like Jews = not racist

So, that about right?

don't like Christians = not racist
don't like the American Flag = not racist

370 zombie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:22:39am

re: #351 Occasional Reader

Forget grade school, it turns out that you can write a senior thesis at Princeton using this method.

Yes, now ALL of education, from nursery school up through the PhD programs, revolves around nothing but this: self-congratulatory identity politics. Michelle Obama is Exhibit #1.

371 Bill Jefferson  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:22:53am

What about the reverse problem: What if they incorrectly identify a child as a non-racist because he likes foreign food? For instance, I have nothing against curry, I just hate East Indians.

Just kidding, I hate curry too.

372 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:23:01am

"IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!"

-Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes.

373 rlevitin  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:23:06am

re: #319 zombie

Great story.

The only problem I have with it though, is that you basically just stated that everything is hunky-dory as long as everyone is blissfully ignorant of history.

The fact is there has been a lot of bad blood spilled along racial lines historically speaking, and I don't think there is anything wrong in being proud of your heritage.

The problems arise when you cannot separate the past from the present. When you take on the grievances of old as being your own. If only there was a way to educate about the historical facts, yet keep children friendly towards each other without letting any venom seep into the relationships.

374 ploome hineni[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:23:21am
375 Ford_Prefect  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:23:41am

re: #354 Happy Fun Ball

don't like chocolate chip cookies = racist

I don't know about racist, but it certainly is un-American

376 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:23:48am

re: #319 zombie

Very young children do not even have an awareness of race.

I do distinctly recall as a young child believing that everyone was either 1) Catholic, 2) Jewish, or 3) black (who, I was dimly aware, were usually neither Catholic nor Jewish).

377 faraway  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:23:55am

re: #360 Silhouette

I once had a beagle that I swear was racist. She liked men less, as a general rule, than she liked women, but whenever a black man visited my home, she was livid. Barking, trying to bite him. We couldn't figure it out.

Your vet will be next. Your dog will be shown pictures of various races. If it barks at dark skinned folks, you will be arrested, the dogs will be removed from your home, you will be forever listed on racistdogbreeders.com, and will never be able to live within 5 miles of a public school or housing project.

378 zombie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:24:00am

re: #357 realwest

zombie, that was a staggeringly GREAT POST. Really - wish I could give you a thousand updings for that one.
Thank you.

Charles, could you add +1000 to my comment rating? Thanks. :)

379 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:24:10am

re: #360 Silhouette

I once had a beagle that I swear was racist. She liked men less, as
a general rule, than she liked women, but whenever a black man visited
my home, she was livid. Barking, trying to bite him. We couldn't figure
it out.

I had had her since she was a puppy, so I doubt it was some history with a specific person mistreating her.

I take it you're white? Then the dog would be suspicious of anyone who didn't look like his "pack", someone different looking would be considered a threat. That's why dogs bark at the mailman - the uniform distinguishes them as not being part of the pack.

380 BGB!  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:24:17am

re: #361 realwest

Cause in the future who will want to go to Eurabia for thier honeymoon?

381 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:24:19am
382 johnnyreb  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:24:21am

re: #360 Silhouette

I once had a beagle that I swear was racist. She liked men less, as a general rule, than she liked women, but whenever a black man visited my home, she was livid. Barking, trying to bite him. We couldn't figure it out.

I had had her since she was a puppy, so I doubt it was some history with a specific person mistreating her.


That can happen without you being aware of why it is happening. We had a black guy come to fix our furnace once. Apparently the dog hated the smell of fuel oil and associated it with every other black person who came ot the house after that incident. It took us awhile to figure it out. But he evntually got over it.

383 Archimedes  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:24:30am

This story makes me want to quote a line from The Planet of the Apes: "It's a mad house! It's a maaaaaaaad house!"

384 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:24:36am

I forgot to mention that my hippie-glam mom moved us out of Boston to avoid busing. Goes to show you how your view of things changes when it applies to your own kids.

385 Hard Right  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:25:02am

re: #318 Catttt

I was going to say that! I've always hated beets.

As a tot, I loathed Tang. Am I racist against Tang?

Which type? The poon or the tang?

(very sorry)

386 debutaunt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:25:07am

re: #362 loppyd

I was born in Boston and lived there until I was four at which time my parents moved us out to lily white suburbs on the North Shore. Prior to that I went to pre-school with kids of many different races and origins.

My mom told me this story when I was old enough to get it:

About six months after we had moved, my mom's friend from Boston (who is black) came for a visit. I sat next to her on the couch, took her hand and said "Barbara, you're black." She replied "I always have been."

Of course my mother was mortified.

Kids like to state facts. My son was sitting on the floor next to a very heavy friend. He stated: "Mrs.________, your leg is fat.

387 Cartman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:25:20am

re: #368 realwest

It's being revised. I took your suggestion to heart, and decided to condense it a little!

Your check is in the mail! ;)

388 The Pulchritudinous Patriot  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:25:24am

You've got to be bloody joking! WTF?

389 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:25:30am

We have a racist toy at home.

We didn't know it when we bought it.

It's a blue octopuss and each tentacle, TENTACLE, has a picture of something, that you squeeze and a voive says the color.

Squeeze the grape, and it says, happily, "Purple!"

Now, EVERY color is spoken it the happiest, upbeat voice you can imagine.

Then you get to the little Teddy bear.

It's says "Brown" as if it's the worst thing on earth.

I shit you not, it is the only color spoken that way.

The normally upbeat high voice turns deep, and whines, "brooown."

I thought it was just me until I brought the devil octopuss to others and they all noticed it.

I will find link and show you the toy.

We're thinking of putting a vid on YouTube.

390 MJBrutus  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:25:38am
Racist incidents among children in early years settings tend to be around name-calling, casual thoughtless comments

As opposed to the thoughtful utterances typically heard from 3 year olds. Well I would credit most 3 yos with more thought than the pinheads in charge of this silly program.

391 yma o hyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:25:58am

re: #344 roguejew

The British have given a whole new meaning to "Surrender Monkeys"...They surrendered to their Islamic Overlords faster then the French surrendered to their Nazis during WWII. That has to be an all time speed record for surrendering to one's enemy without so much as a fight. The brits have lost their own will to live...Freely or otherwise

Oi!

Its not 'The British' who surrender - its the effing NuLabour Governemnt and their allies in the MSM!

This is now practically a Stalinist country.
I saw this coming, I never trusted Tony Blair, and now lots and lots of people have woken up to this.
Even people who have voted Labour for decades are not going to vote for them aain.
Even here in the Welsh mining valleys, where it was said they'd vote for a sheep if it was wearing a Labour rosette, they've voted Labour out.

And do tell your friends and family who dream of voting for BO about Great Britain; that exactly this same stuff is going to happen in the USA if he gets into the White House.

392 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:26:02am

re: #360 Silhouette

I once had a beagle that I swear was racist. She liked men less, as a general rule, than she liked women, but whenever a black man visited my home, she was livid. Barking, trying to bite him. We couldn't figure it out.

I had had her since she was a puppy, so I doubt it was some history with a specific person mistreating her.


King of the Hill had an episode where his old dog bit a black man, and everyone thought therefore that the owner was a racist.
Turns out it was just mad at repairmen.

393 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:26:21am

re: #389 Ben Hur

TENTACLE,

I read that wrong at first.

LOL

394 lawhawk  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:26:28am

re: #304 faraway

Behead those who eat BBQ

Or those who mistake grilling for barbeque.

One involves cooking over high heat, the other is low and slow.

395 Wishbone  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:26:35am

re: #344 roguejew

The British have given a whole new meaning to "Surrender Monkeys"...They surrendered to their Islamic Overlords faster then the French surrendered to their Nazis during WWII. That has to be an all time speed record for surrendering to one's enemy without so much as a fight. The brits have lost their own will to live...Freely or otherwise

That has to be an all time speed record for shooting your mouth off and looking a pratt before reading beyond the article and examining just who is saying what and what real clout they have insofar as making policy is concerned.

Don't you just hate how we Brits utterly fail to fold up and die, just so you can say 'I told you so' ? You're giving a whole new meaning to the word 'tosser'

Incidentally...... A couple of years back, the Tikka Masala was announced to have overtaken all British foods as the 'National Dish'..... So what does that say for kids not liking a curry?

Sod this........ I'm off to Joe Bonamassa gig...... Have fun...... I will.

396 bellamags  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:26:41am

When has smell become a word for the racist column? Homeless (urban outdoorsmen) people smell - they can be any race.

When describing a group of homeless - those people smell
Is that racist? I think its just keen observation and/or hypothesis.

397 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:26:42am

re: #381 buzzsawmonkey

and that unapologetic radical Bernardine Dohrn spoke approvingly of the Manson murders at the time. She is now, of course, a "children's advocate," and her unrepentant husband is teaching "education" to a new generation of teachers.

I literally shuddered while reading this.

398 yma o hyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:26:45am

re: #349 Ben Hur

I just realized that I wrote "Whales."

Easy to do - wasn't going to draw attention to it!

399 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:26:58am
400 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:27:19am

re: #393 loppyd

I read that wrong at first.

LOL


That's why I wrote it twice.

401 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:27:25am

re: #319 zombie

I have since read treatises and papers by Gramscian educators who were at that time just taking control of the schools who wanted to set the stage for a race war in this country, to bring about the great socialist revolution.

That was Charles Manson's motivation, as well.

402 realwest  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:27:35am

re: #380 BGB! Respectfully, who the hell would want to go there now?

403 eaglewingz08  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:27:37am

This is a laugh riot. I wonder about the nursery school teacher who gives their children ham and cheese with mayo sandwiches at lunch time only little Abdul and Fatima turn up their noses on it. Will the food police haul their little arses into court for bigotry and prejudice.
Or suppose little Rakhanatan a Hindu turns up his nose at a Big Mac (not mac & cheese) or a whopper, are the food police going to haul him into Court? To ask that question is to answer it.
But suppose little Shmuel turns up his nose at goat curry (non kosher), will he be hauled to the food police court? You betcha.

404 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:28:14am

re: #389 Ben Hur

I think we just bought that toy. Does it have a language switch for french and spanish as well?
We mostly just use the head for the tunes.

405 yesandno  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:28:55am

re: #319 zombie

You have hit the nail on it's ugly head once again.

The problem is now getting Pandora back into the box, because HOPE and change won't do the job.

406 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:28:56am

re: #319 zombie

Fourth grade was an eye opener for me as well. I remember having a meeting with one of the school counselors and my parents asking why I, a young white boy, didn't want to sing "Young Gifted and Black" in the mandatory racial education assembly. My answer was "I'm not black." The counselor was dumbstruck. My parents backed me up and we were labeled as troublemakers for the rest of my time there,

407 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:28:57am

re: #380 BGB!

Cause in the future who will want to go to Eurabia for thier honeymoon?

BGB? Is this the BGB or an impostor? LOL

408 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:28:59am
409 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:28:59am

re: #389 Ben Hur

Octopus with tentacles that is oppressing people of color? It must be a Zionist!

/

410 zombie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:29:23am

re: #358 abolitionist

No doubt, these multiculturalists are the same people who had long ago insisted that there's no such thing as race.

Yes, the very same ones. Their two-part thesis is:

1. Race doesn't exist.
2. Your race is better than every other race!

You can see why kids all go insane.

411 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:29:32am

re: #404 nikis-knight

I think we just bought that toy. Does it have a language switch for french and spanish as well?
We mostly just use the head for the tunes.

THAT'S IT!

Check it out and tell me what you think.

Press brown last.

412 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:29:40am

re: #400 Ben Hur

That's why I wrote it twice.

You are such a smart barometer sometimes.

413 Silhouette  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:29:45am

As for raceless children, I offer this anecdote: A couple, who are white, adopted a son, who is black. A child I know, who is school age and not a toddler or baby by any means, was so surprised when he found out that the son was adopted. It had never occured to him.

They don't see race unless we tell them. To him, a white couple giving birth to a black child was just as usual as brown-headed people having a red-headed child, or two short people having a tall child.

414 Catttt  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:30:01am

re: #319 zombie

I think I'm lucky I grew up both prior to all that and in a small town that had no moonbat agendas. My town, while small, had a number of citizens of Mexican and Native American background, or mixed. We never had a lick of problems. Oddly enough, we judged our peers by the content of their characters all through school. There were of course still people with prejudices - there always are. However, the vast majority of people my age were cool with it.

415 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:30:10am
416 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:30:35am

re: #412 loppyd

You are such a smart barometer sometimes.


Smart enough to know my audience!

417 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:30:44am

re: #413 Silhouette

As for raceless children, I offer this anecdote: A couple, who are
white, adopted a son, who is black. A child I know, who is school age
and not a toddler or baby by any means, was so surprised when he found
out that the son was adopted. It had never occured to him.

They
don't see race unless we tell them. To him, a white couple giving birth
to a black child was just as usual as brown-headed people having a
red-headed child, or two short people having a tall child.

"You mean I'm gonna stay this color?!?"
/Steve Martin in The Jerk

418 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:31:05am

I got nothing against their food. Honest.

It's the flying planes into office buildings, beheading school children, and bombing buses & subways that I have a problem with.

419 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:31:17am

re: #385 Hard Right

Which type? The poon or the tang?

(very sorry)

What about Pootie Tang?

420 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:32:32am

re: #413 Silhouette

A child I know, who is school age and not a toddler or baby by any means, was so surprised when he found out that the son was adopted. It had never occured to him.

"I was born a poor, black child..."

421 Kulhwch  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:32:37am

I do not like Shiite Shit Or Spam
I do not like it Uncle Sam-I-Am
I do not like it on a goat
I do not like it with a shoat
I do not like it from the mosque
I do not like it from the Basque
I do not like it with a bomb
I do not like it in a tomb
I do not like it if halal
I do not like it with a burkaed doll
I do not like it with jihad
I do not like it from Islamobad
I do not like it in any form
Don't try to feed me, I'll just squirm
I do not like Shiite Shit Or Spam
I do not like it Uncle Sam-I-Am

}:)     [Everyone, sing along!]

422 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:32:58am
423 loppyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:33:22am

re: #416 Ben Hur

Smart enough to know my audience!

Touché! :~)

424 Iron Fist  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:33:29am

re: #415 buzzsawmonkey,

Think of it: all evil would have been thwarted if we coulld have just put Pandora in the box!

425 Son of the Black Dog  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:33:49am

Just in case this hasn't been discussed up-thread, IMHO this is not so much an effort to root out racist behavior on the part of the children, as it is an effort to find racist attitudes, speech, and behavior on the part of the parents, as reflected in the words and attitudes of the children. Classic leftist tactic, to have the children spy on the parents.

426 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:33:51am

re: #415 buzzsawmonkey

Actually, Pandora had the box, and opened the box. She was never in the box.

Actually, this sounds like the UK law enforcement solution to the Pandora's Box problem.

427 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:33:53am

re: #389 Ben Hur

I once had a camera with a voice that spoke if there were problems... eg. "out of film", "adjust focus", and hilariously, "use frash". The camera was made in Japan, of course.

428 Colonel Panik  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:04am

This nonsense is going to give the phrase "Food Court" a whole new meaning.

429 Iron Fist  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:16am

re: #422 buzzsawmonkey,

No fair! You made me laugh!

430 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:23am
431 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:25am

re: #415 buzzsawmonkey

Actually, Pandora had the box, and opened the box. She was never in the box.


/no.. I had the box..pandora ripped me off.

432 zombie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:28am

re: #373 rlevitin

Great story.

The only problem I have with it though, is that you basically just stated that everything is hunky-dory as long as everyone is blissfully ignorant of history.

The fact is there has been a lot of bad blood spilled along racial lines historically speaking, and I don't think there is anything wrong in being proud of your heritage.

The problems arise when you cannot separate the past from the present. When you take on the grievances of old as being your own. If only there was a way to educate about the historical facts, yet keep children friendly towards each other without letting any venom seep into the relationships.

True. But kids shouldn't be taught to "own" the injustices of the past (as they are currently taught). Teach the history as history. And don't just focus on the bad parts (as is now done). Kids are now taught to take the injustices of the past personally, and to blame any other kids in the class who resemble the past villains.

433 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:34am
434 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:44am

re: #417 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

You and I really need to get away from the t.v. once in a while...

435 nyc redneck  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:47am

re: #319 zombie

and god forbid that we get a first lady who swallowed that bs hook line and sinker.
great post.

436 Cartman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:52am

re: #395 Wishbone

Sorry you feel that way. I can't speak for everyone, but I would guess that most here would absolutely love to see GB triumph over this rot. I think many here are perceptive enough to realize that it is the lunatic fringe that is spoiling it for the many. Hell, it's happening right here in America, just not at as nearly an alarming rate. Also, please remember that a lot of this has been tongue-in-cheek humor. Maybe not the best, but it is what it is.

437 Kenneth  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:34:54am

re: #422 buzzsawmonkey

OK, I pass on the sheep's eyes.

438 Ford_Prefect  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:35:16am

Look, just because a kid doesn't like to race doesn't mean you should make fun of him.

What?

439 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:35:27am

re: #424 Iron Fist

,

Think of it: all evil would have been thwarted if we coulld have just put Pandora in the box!

But then what would BHO campaign on?

Wait... there has to be a hilarious political cartoon there... Barak as Pandora, saying "We need hope!" and opening it, where all his stupid ideas come out.

440 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:35:46am

re: #437 Kenneth

OK, I pass on the sheep's eyes.

RACIST!

441 _remembertonyc  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:36:30am

racist babies?
I got your racist babies right here!

442 Colonel Panik  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:36:33am

re: #427 Kenneth

I once had a camera with a voice that spoke if there were problems... eg. "out of film", "adjust focus", and hilariously, "use frash". The camera was made in Japan, of course.

Engrish!

443 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:36:45am
444 opinionated  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:36:46am

So is it anti-Semitic for a baby to reject Gefilte Fish?

445 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:36:56am

I always thought Pandora's Box was a pr0n flick.

446 NY Nana  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:37:00am

re: #391 yma o hyd

I see that New Labour is tanking, thankfully. And that PM Brown, who IMHO makes Blair almost look good, is the least popular PM in history?

Cherie Blair seems to have been the model for Michelle Obama...or the Wicked Witch of the North...whoops, that would be Shrillary.

447 Temujin  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:37:04am

Let me see if I have this straight.

These budding racists ... was it just the food thing, or were there other signs ?

Did they say things that were critical of Barack Obama, for instance ?

/

448 rlevitin  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:37:08am

re: #432 zombie

True. But kids shouldn't be taught to "own" the injustices of the past (as they are currently taught). Teach the history as history. And don't just focus on the bad parts (as is now done). Kids are now taught to take the injustices of the past personally, and to blame any other kids in the class who resemble the past villains.

Exactly my point. I agreed with your original comment especially in the way everything is taught. But I think it would be wrong not to teach it at all. Just like you said, "Teach the history as history." and avoid having the past becoming the present.

449 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:37:21am
450 roguejew  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:37:50am

I'm Jewish and I hate Gefilte Fish.....Does that make me an anti-semite?

451 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:38:16am

re: #449 buzzsawmonkey

It depends on whether it is fresh

Gefilte sushi?

452 nikis-knight  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:38:36am

re: #450 roguejew

I'm Jewish and I hate Gefilte Fish.....Does that make me an anti-semite?

I'd say at the least you're a rogue jew.

453 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:38:37am
454 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:38:50am

re: #450 roguejew

I'm Jewish and I hate Gefilte Fish.....Does that make me an anti-semite?

No, just a self-hating Jew.

455 Russkilitlover  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:38:57am

re: #418 Kenneth

I got nothing against their food. Honest.

It's the flying planes into office buildings, beheading school children, and bombing buses & subways that I have a problem with.

It IS ironic that the culture which so adores death, also has the best cuisine for a healthy lifestyle.

Let's have an ID thread on this one - does God have a sense of irony or does He play dice with the world!

456 Colonel Panik  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:39:13am

re: #391 yma o hyd


Even here in the Welsh mining valleys, where it was said they'd vote for a sheep if it was wearing a Labour rosette, they've voted Labour out.

LOL!

457 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:39:17am

re: #450 roguejew

I'm Jewish and I hate Gefilte Fish.....Does that make me an anti-semite?


No.

It makes you Morrocan.

458 melinwy  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:39:23am

Everyone have a good day.
Everyones wit and wisdom is a great start to my day....thanks everyone!

459 yma o hyd  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:39:28am

re: #436 Cartman

Absolutely right.

Mind - dissing Spotted Dick, that was perhaps a bit much?

(And nobody has said anything about Jam Roly Poly, sigh ...)

460 loveguru  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:39:31am

re: #450 roguejew

YES.. as per British.... because you are going against orthopoxy, and are not submissive...

461 opnion  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:39:36am

Hold it! I like pork, slurp! Ribs, bacon, chops. pulled pork, you name it.
Those ROP'ers will not eat pork. My feelings are crushed. Arrest them for racism.

462 zombie  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:40:16am

re: #381 buzzsawmonkey

that unapologetic radical Bernardine Dohrn spoke approvingly of the Manson murders at the time. She is now, of course, a "children's advocate," and her unrepentant husband is teaching "education" to a new generation of teachers.

Yup. And Williams Ayers is just the tip of the iceberg. If people in this country had the slightest clue what goes on behind the scenes in educational theory in this country, there'd be a revolution all right -- but not the kid of revolution Dohrn and Ayers were thinking of.

I would add that the late Ralph Ellison, author of "Invisible Man" (on the short list of Great American Novels of the 20th century), very clearly set forth the cynicism and manipulation of the Left where race is concerned. The bulk of the novel details the hero's involvement with "the Brotherhood" (i.e., the Communist Party), and how it raises expectations in the black community for the purpose of dashing them, and cynically encouraging a race riot. Ellison wrote the novel when the civil rights movement was in its infancy. If you have not read it, or have not read it recently, I urge you to do so.

I've read it. Very perceptive.

463 HoosierHoops  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:40:27am

re: #450 roguejew

I'm Jewish and I hate Gefilte Fish.....Does that make me an anti-semite?

No, just a self-hating Jew.

/ or a stand-up comic
//running for cover

464 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:40:46am
orthopoxy

Is that some sort of conservative Jewish adhesive?

465 Shiplord Kirel  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:41:25am

The UK is not doomed, but Labour probably is. It has taken a few years in power for their grass-roots bureaucracy in particular to show their true (and truly demented) colors, that's all.
Tony Blair and the posturings of Nu-Labour will ultimately gain them nothing but the bum's rush into the dustbin of history.

466 Cartman  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:41:37am

re: #391 yma o hyd

Even here in the Welsh mining valleys, where it was said they'd vote for a sheep if it was wearing a Labour rosette

Sounds like our labor and teacher's unions here in The States, with the Dems.

467 Ben Hur  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:41:48am

re: #464 Occasional Reader

Is that some sort of conservative Jewish adhesive?


It's the bandage used post-brit.

468 MandyManners  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:41:48am

re: #356 NY Nana

Mandy,

I am torn on that issue. She is, IMHO, an unfit parent, and Canada has laws against racism, IIRC, that might apply. To me what she did is a form of child abuse. Teaching hate to kids? And marking a child with a swastika?

What hurts is how many women are unable to bear children, while someone like this bitch can, and uses them to perpetrate the oldest hate..Jew hatred.

/And I imagine that all copies of this cookery book from the UK will be burned now, in a giant bonfire?

I have a hard time with any government dictating what people can believe.

469 Silhouette  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:42:05am

What a crazy world. In Pakistan, they killed, killed, 40 people when they blew up the Indian embassay. Yet THAT will never be called racism or bigotry. A hate of "the other" will never be considered the cause.

But not liking the smell of spicy food, why those toddlers should be ashamed.

470 victor_yugo  Mon, Jul 7, 2008 10:42:28am