Am not.

Are too.

/

re: #3 wrenchwench

HAHAHAA

OBAMA FAMILY REPUBLICANS READ LIKE THEY PERFORM... RETARDETLY, LOL!

You might want to work on that spelling thing before you start pointing your fingers, Mr. Obama Supporter.

Inkling's Law: "The amount of unnecessary capitalization is inversely proportional to the sanity of the statement."

re: #6 inkling

Inkling's Law: "The amount of unnecessary capitalization is inversely proportional to the sanity of the statement."

He'd write it in crayon if he could.

"Former CIA agent" Former because was not able to perform his duties or because he sold his country at the first possible moment ?

How could this guy have been a former CIA officer? CIA stands for Central Intelligence Agency, and he has no intelligence.

He looks like he failed remedial propaganda writing in a communist kindergarten. The all caps adds to that image; nice touch.

re: #7 MandyManners

He'd write it in crayon if he could.

Indeed.

He's an early riser!

Collectivism is a mental disorder.

I wish Charles would let us post "First"... even though I wasn't ;-)

When did all Republicans become Neocons? Then again, that dude is totally nuts so I really shouldn't think twice about what he's saying.

This is what happens when health insurance is too expensive to afford.

rage boy comes to mind

PHHFFFFBBBBBBTTTTTTT!

re: #7 MandyManners

He'd write it in crayon if he could.

The doctors won't let him have them anymore. Crayon stains are tough to get out of the straitjacket.

I'm feeling a lot of love

Former CIA agent? More like Current Baboon Ass (the red, puffy kind).

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ranting idiots spouting bullsh*t shall never hurt me....neener, neener, neener Spook at the door!

Neo-Liberals are all over the place with the Obama campaign. Most would call them old style communists, but the new name is collectivists.

I wonder how many readers clicked the "Report Objectionable Content" link.

I'm gonna guess . . . zero.

re: #22 Wyatt Earp

I wonder how many readers clicked the "Report Objectionable Content" link.

I'm gonna guess . . . zero.

If they had one

re: #17 inkling

The doctors won't let him have them anymore. Crayon stains are tough to get out of the straitjacket.

I figure he eats a whole jar of paste every day

I'm Barak Obama and I guess I approve of this message:

NAZI NEO CON REPUBLICAN RATS ARE NOT THE SAME AS HONEST REPUBLICANS, THEY ARE FILTHY NASTY PEOPLE WHO HATE!

re: #22 Wyatt Earp

I wonder how many readers clicked the "Report Objectionable Content" link.

I'm gonna guess . . . zero.

Who reads the inbox for Report Objectionable Content?

/Hi - I'm a useful idiot and I have no idea how to argue other than to call you a RACIST!

In this case, CIA is Certified Ignorant Ass

re: #26 JCM

Probably the keyholder to the asylum. But he's usually busy cleaning the straitjackets.

Look what happens on Obama's watch already.

I'm hurt. This has cut me to the quick.
/

In late 1930s Germany - The Jews were considered RATS. hmmmm I'm noticing a theme.

re: #27 FrogMarch

/Hi - I'm a useful idiot and I have no idea how to argue other than to call you a RACIST!

FASCIST!

"Former CIA Agent", riiiiight.

I'm pretty sure they insist on minimum literacy standards at the CIA.

And I'm pretty sure they don't call themselves "CIA Agents".

re: #10 Prikolno

Indeed.

It took him a while to figure out that writing on the monitor wouldn't translate into crayon on the blog.

re: #20 Desert Dog

It does hurt my feelings a little when a former CIA agent insults me. I wish he hadn't been so harsh. I will get over it though.

Hmmmmm.

"NAZI NEO CON REPUBLICAN RATS ARE NOT THE SAME AS HONEST REPUBLICANS, THEY ARE FILTHY NASTY PEOPLE WHO HATE!"

I find your comments interesting and would like to sign up for your newsletter.

re: #17 inkling

The doctors won't let him have them anymore. Crayon stains are tough to get out of the straitjacket.

He still has some. He hides them in his dark place.

re: #31 newsjunkie_ky

I'm hurt. This has cut me to the quick.
/

We should be purged, we should be flogged. We dont deserve to live amongst such good people.

/

Dear (former CIA Agent),

Oh yeah? Well.. you stink.

*sticks out tongue* NYAHHH!

Well, gee, I am not now or ever have been a Republican. I am just a Conservative. I wonder what that makes me in the mind(?) of this "dude"?

re: #24 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

I figure he eats a whole jar of paste every day

And, nibbles on glue sticks.

ahhh, "former" CIA agent! So, this is what Valerie Plame is up to now? Posting on MyBO?

OBAMA FAMILY REPUBLICANS READ LIKE THEY PERFORM... RETARDETLY, LOL!

Takes one to know one

re: #11 Independent Voter123

He's an early riser!

definately.

5:17 AM eastern

re: #42 MandyManners

And, nibbles on glue sticks.

nom nom nom

"Former CIA Agent" as a moniker is a little bit like "Ex-Marine Soldier".

re: #35 MandyManners

I am literally laughing out loud now, Mandy!

re: #38 MandyManners

He still has some. He hides them in his dark place.

Ew... now they're all melty.

re: #40 baxtrice

Dear (former CIA Agent),

Oh yeah? Well.. you stink.

*sticks out tongue* NYAHHH!

Now look what you've done. You've made him cwy.

Dang, did he call me a retard? I'm Forrest Gump, people call me Forrest Gump."

re: #26 JCM

Who reads the inbox for Report Objectionable Content?

Nevermind that, who reports the reporters? Obama can't very well vet everyone can he?

THOSE WHO SPEAK AGAINST THE OBAMA FAMILY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN NAZI NEO CON REPUBLICAN RATS

Ahha. I didn't realize rats had political affiliation.

re: #46 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

nom nom nom

Damn hard to get out of his braces.

Knock,knock!
Who's there?
Spookatthedoor!
Shot gun racking....
BOOM!
Spook where?
GAAAHH!

Obama is a crazy magnet.

Every nutball and starry-eyed dreamer in America is attracted to him like a moth is to a 60 watt porch-light on a summer evening.

re: #48 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I am literally laughing out loud now, Mandy!

Glad to bring you a smile!

re: #54 MandyManners

Damn hard to get out of his braces.

On the plus side, it keeps his retainer in place.

re: #50 MandyManners

Now look what you've done. You've made him cwy.

I'm so grounded, aren't I?

This is a finely-nuanced view of web security.

Apparently, Winnie the Pooh is branching out from his national security advisor roots....

Obama country.

re: #49 inkling

Ew... now they're all melty.

And they're all brown now.

re: #33 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

FASCIST!

racist neo-fascist!

I'll bet his apartment is really dirty. Just a hunch.

re: #17 inkling

The doctors won't let him have them anymore. Crayon stains are tough to get out of the straitjacket.

They took his crayons away because he kept eating them. He liked the red ones best.

I find it kind of amazing that you pay any attention at all to this person, never mind giving him free exposure.

re: #47 Occasional Reader

"Former CIA Agent" as a moniker is a little bit like "Ex-Marine Soldier".

keyborad replacement please.

Here's a scary thought:
If this is what passes for web security, just think what would happen if these buffoons were put in charge of national security.

THOSE WHO SPEAK AGAINST THE OBAMA FAMILY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN NAZI NEO CON REPUBLICAN RATS

So Hillary was a nazi neo con?

pimf
keyboard

re: #58 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

On the plus side, it keeps his retainer in place.

His mommy took away his Matchbox car collection the last time he lost the retainer at the school cafeteria.

re: #37 edr

Hmmmmm.

"NAZI NEO CON REPUBLICAN RATS ARE NOT THE SAME AS HONEST REPUBLICANS, THEY ARE FILTHY NASTY PEOPLE WHO HATE!"

I find your comments interesting and would like to sign up for your newsletter.

LOL, nice simpson reference

re: #59 baxtrice

I'm so grounded, aren't I?

No supper for you!

re: #65 GeeWiz

They took his crayons away because he kept eating them. He liked the red ones best.

They taste like burning!

re: #33 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

FASCIST!

/Hi - I'm a useful idiot proggie and even though i think you evil Republicans are all FASCISTS! I am completely unaware what fascism really means.
(and how fascism is all about centralized government control and that's what we proggies WANT. CHANGE!)

re: #68 dr.mister

Here's a scary thought:
If this is what passes for web security, just think what would happen if these buffoons were put in charge of national security.

not a problem, they will have a whole new national civilian army (oxymoron) to take care of the right people.

I think he's Wesley Clark!

They don’t even verify that you’ve entered

A taste of President Obama's border security.

re: #64 Independent Voter123

I'll bet his apartment is really dirty. Just a hunch.

Nope, the guy lives in his mothers basement, having really deep thoughts.

re: #64 Independent Voter123

I'll bet his apartment is really dirty. Just a hunch.

What apartment? His mom's walk-out basement?

re: #73 MandyManners

No supper for you!

*cartman voice* But Mooo-ooom...

re: #39 Kragar (proud to be kafir)
They are so above us. I have taken to walking with my head bowed, eyes averted.
/

"Former CIA Guy" is probably having multiple orgasms from getting all this attention on LGF. More attention than he gets over at Barry's place.

re: #74 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

They taste like burning!

LOL!

"The Spook who sat by the door, (Former CIA Agent)" has an awfully big opinion of himself. Maybe if went and sat outside the door....

re: #64 Independent Voter123

I'll bet his apartment is really dirty. Just a hunch.

I resemble that remark.
remodeling is just an excuse

re: #80 MandyManners

MA! The meat loaf!

re: #63 Eowyn2

racist neo-fascist!

ACCURSED MOUNTEBANK!

re: #81 baxtrice

*cartman voice* But Mooo-ooom...

Go stay with your friend Kenny.

re: #83 Alouette

"Former CIA Guy" is probably having multiple orgasms from getting all this attention on LGF. More attention than he gets over at Barry's place.

Talk about a sticky keyboard....

Oh, check that, not Gen. Clark, it's Keith Olbermann!

re: #45 Eowyn2

definately.

5:17 AM eastern

What time would that be in Tehran? Maybe his CIA means "crazy Iranian asshole".

re: #87 Wyatt Earp

MA! The meat loaf!

It'll go nicely with Cheetos.

re: #39 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

We should be purged, we should be flogged. We dont deserve to live amongst such good people.

/

sure, you say you want to be flogged, but, noooo, I bring the whip and you don the kevlar.

re: #93 MandyManners

I was actually doing some Wedding Crashers, but you get the idea. And it's Cheezy Poofs. :)

re: #87 Wyatt Earp

MA! The meat loaf!

I nearly numchucked you, man! You don't know how close you came.

(Former CIA Agent)

What popped into his head that he feels he needs to clarify?

re: #56 Ringo the Gringo

Well the Ron Paulians HAD to have someplace to go after he crashed and burned.

BTW, G-Day all.

I'm just thinking out loud here. Do ya think that this guy might find Napoleon Dynamite, rather auto biographical?

I think the co-founder of Facebook is helping with Obama's website. I think he would know how to set up a basic system that would verify IP addresses so that morons like this can't keep posting.

re: #87 Wyatt Earp

MA! The meat loaf!

GREAT! LOL!

And just why was he sitting by the door? The CIA wouldn't let him attend any meetings?

re: #56 Ringo the Gringo

Obama is a crazy magnet.

Every nutball and starry-eyed dreamer in America is attracted to him like a moth is to a 60 watt porch-light on a summer evening.

one of those swingy porch lights, that aren't screwed in all the way.

re: #99 opnion

Do ya think that this guy might find Napoleon Dynamite, rather auto biographical?

No, I think he'd see ND as a hyperambitious over-achiever.

re: #56 Ringo the Gringo

Obama is a crazy magnet.

Every nutball and starry-eyed dreamer in America is attracted to him like a moth is to a 60 watt porch-light on a summer evening.

George Orwell said something along the lines that the left wing always seems to attract the crazies, amongst whom he included "fruit-juice drinkers, nudists & Quakers."

re: #97 Ben Hur

He added that so that people would take him seriously. Who could ignor a former CIA agent? People will think he MUST know what he's talking about.

re: #69 kansas

THOSE WHO SPEAK AGAINST THE OBAMA FAMILY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN NAZI NEO CON REPUBLICAN RATS

So Hillary was a nazi neo con?

According to someone over at DKos, we all are.

We have become the Nazis our fathers fought to rid the world of.

re: #104 Occasional Reader

"What are you gonna do today, former CIA Agent?"

"Whatever I feel like. Gosh!"

re: #105 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

"fruit-juice drinkers, nudists & Quakers."

"... and Methodists!"

/RIP Harvey Korman

Somebody forgot to take their Lithium, today......

How can we count on Obama to secure this country when he cannot secure his website. Now some might say, "Securing the country is nothing like securing a website." To which I retort "You hire people to work on the website and secure it, just like you would with various aspects of this counties security. If you cannot hire competent people for one, how are we to conclude that you would hire competent people for the other."

Dennis Kucinich was hanging out at his apartment, looking over his shoulder as he typed it and giggled as he read along with it. A great time was had by all!

re: #109 Occasional Reader

Bawahahahahahaha!

Former CIA Agent.

Yes your are, Jimmy.

No go to sleep.

re: #90 MandyManners

Talk about a sticky keyboard....

Oh, how gross! MANDY!

If someone got banned from LGF, you could not re--register using the same IP address?

Correct?

Sounds pretty basic to me.....

Time to say goodnight, Lizards.

Little Jimmy hears a bus approaching.

re: #117 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Time to say goodnight, Lizards.

Good night!
{BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey}

re: #99 opnion

I'm just thinking out loud here. Do ya think that this guy might find Napoleon Dynamite, rather auto biographical?

Nah. Napoleon is too busy talking to hot babes all over the world on the internet.

What Obama needs is a way to distance himself from such craziness. A way to police his website more effectively. Something like an army of youth to enthusiastically correct these wrongs.

re: #90 MandyManners

Talk about a sticky keyboard....

Throw the CSI light on it and it's Mo effen Net.

OT:
What's more audacious, Hope or Gaza arabs?
Gaza Arabs Seek Compensation

You decide.

re: #116 Whiterasta

If someone got banned from LGF, you could not re--register using the same IP address?

Correct?

Sounds pretty basic to me.....

Actually MAC address would be more accurate

re: #107 NJDhockeyfan

Well at least he got this part right.

Something changed, but it wasn't the Constitution. Everyone in public service should be required to recite the Constitution, including the Preamble and the Bill of Rights, from memory, in English, and explain them before they are given the oath of office. Breaking the oath should be AND IS High Treason. THAT is the law we need to enforce.

And we need to enforce it with good old hemp rope.

/but then again, a broke clock is right twice a day as well

OT: Stage four time trials have started on Versus cable channel if you get it.

This freak is so stupid, he forgot to take the caps button off on all four posts ... sheesh!

/

re: #109 Occasional Reader

"... and Methodists!"

/RIP Harvey Korman

how does that saying go?
Methodists are just Presbyterians that can spell..

/h/t 'a river runs through it'

It re: #66 Mambo Bananapatch

I find it kind of amazing that you pay any attention at all to this person, never mind giving him free exposure.

It not this sicko that's the issue.

It's that it's part of Obama's campaign structure.

re: #121 Ben Hur

Throw the CSI light

I wonder if those lights are made by Siemens?

re: #92 Kosh's Shadow

What time would that be in Tehran? Maybe his CIA means "crazy Iranian asshole".

either 3 pm or 7 pm.

re: #122 JSK1121

OT:
What's more audacious, Hope or Gaza arabs?
Gaza Arabs Seek Compensation

You decide.

I do believe "chutzpah" has just been re-defined.

Threadworthy, IMHO.

Spook who sat by the door...meet Hellboy who sat on the couch.

Mike Huckabee had Chuck Norris, but McCain has Hellboy with an attitude.

re: #83 Alouette

"Former CIA Guy" is probably having multiple orgasms from getting all this attention on LGF. More attention than he gets over at Barry's place.

Which brings up the point: ignore him, he'll go away

Why does this type of stuff get people's feathers in a ruffle? He's a minor nuisance.

THOSE WHO SPEAK AGAINST THE OBAMA FAMILY ARE NOTHING MORE THAN NAZI NEO CON REPUBLICAN RATS.

I'm sure this guy can't wait to join the obama youth league. Then he'll have authority to really "deal" with those who speak against the obama family and behave like a jack booted thug- with legitimacy.

re: #126 turn

This freak is so stupid, he forgot to take the caps button off on all four posts ... sheesh!

/

Cheetos are stuck in there, give 'em a break.....
/

re: #106 Independent Voter123

He added that so that people would take him seriously. Who could ignor a former CIA agent? People will think he MUST know what he's talking about.

I bet he has every bit of a 167 IQ.

re: #16 JCM

PHHFFFFBBBBBBTTTTTTT!

Careful there. You might short out your keyboard.

re: #123 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Actually MAC address would be more accurate

mmm.. I dunno about that.. we have multiple laptops in the house..
So he could just switch to another computer..

re: #132 jorline

Spook who sat by the door (Former CIA Agent)...meet Hellboy who sat on the couch.

Mike Huckabee had Chuck Norris, but McCain has Hellboy with an attitude.

Don't forget to put that in.

Otherwise, it's banned.

re: #133 keithgabryelski

i agree. minor skin irritation. that keeps returning! lol

re: #134 Sharmuta

I'm sure this guy can't wait to join the obama youth league. Then he'll have authority to really "deal" with those who speak against the obama family and behave like a jack booted thug- with legitimacy.

In that capacity, I'd be happy for him to drop by my place, and "deal" with me.

My opening argument.

re: #115 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, how gross! MANDY!

I'm feeling kinda' juvenile.

re: #135 JCM

Cheetos are stuck in there, give 'em a break.....
/

Probably eating the meat loaf with his fingers, got the grease all over the board.

re: #122 JSK1121

OT:
What's more audacious, Hope or Gaza arabs?
Gaza Arabs Seek Compensation

You decide.

How dare you give us what we demanded? You are evil. You leave as commanded and do not continue to pay us!

re: #117 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Time to say goodnight, Lizards.

Bye!

He's a former CIA agent, like I'm the Pope.

Mind you, considering the stellar reputation and competence of the CIA, perhaps he's not lying.

re: #136 David IV of Georgia

Remove the 1 from the 167.

re: #118 Ben Hur

Little Jimmy hears a bus approaching.

Is it the short bus?

re: #138 HoosierHoops

mmm.. I dunno about that.. we have multiple laptops in the house..
So he could just switch to another computer..

Could track it thru the router and ban the router

re: #131 Occasional Reader

I do believe "chutzpah" has just been re-defined.

Threadworthy, IMHO.

Agreed. The funny part is that those greenhouses would still be there if the arabs hadn't destroyed them all. There will never be peace with people like this who refuse to take responsibility for themselves.

re: #121 Ben Hur

Throw the CSI light on it and it's Mo effen Net.

Don't watch that show.

re: #141 Occasional Reader

In that capacity, I'd be happy for him to drop by my place, and "deal" with me.

My opening argument.

The defense rests. ;)

re: #134 Sharmuta

I'm sure this guy can't wait to join the obama youth league. Then he'll have authority to really "deal" with those who speak against the obama family and behave like a jack booted thug- with legitimacy.

Sharm...the way he yells he'll make platoon leader by the end of Obama's first quarter.

re: #143 turn

Probably eating the meat loaf with his fingers, got the grease all over the board.

I hacked his webcam and got a shot of his keyboard...

re: #133 keithgabryelski

Which brings up the point: ignore him, he'll go away

Why does this type of stuff get people's feathers in a ruffle? He's a minor nuisance.

He's a comic genius

re: #134 Sharmuta

I'm sure this guy can't wait to join the obama youth league. Then he'll have authority to really "deal" with those who speak against the obama family and behave like a jack booted thug- with legitimacy.

I wonder how many Nazis were picked-on punks before they donned their brown shirts.

He throws around the word "retard" (and different variations of it) quite a bit. He must have heard that word a lot growing up.

re: #154 JCM

I hacked his webcam and got a shot of his keyboard...

LOL

Hey how do you hack a web cam anyway?

/

ot:
Al-Jazeera As Un-Biased As Ever

re: #154 JCM

are those tomato seeds?

re: #139 Ben Hur

Don't forget to put that in.

Otherwise, it's banned.

Thanks Ben...I'm such a racist.

re: #147 Independent Voter123

Remove the 1 from the 167.

Old joke about a former (as in banned) "genius" who posted less than genius material here at LGF last year.

re: #160 bellamags

are those tomato seeds?

Pot, guy can't even roll a joint without spilling the shit everywhere.

re: #162 David IV of Georgia

Old joke about a former (as in banned) "genius" who posted less than genius material here at LGF last year.

David Schwartz with the big boat?

re: #156 MandyManners

I wonder how many Nazis were picked-on punks before they donned their brown shirts.

the original brown shirts were bar thugs.

re: #162 David IV of Georgia

Old joke about a former (as in banned) "genius" who posted less than genius material here at LGF last year.

His best line: "You can't goad me into an intelligent debate."

re: #156 MandyManners

I wonder how many Nazis were picked-on punks before they donned their brown shirts.

I'm sure a lot of them were, but this is exactly the type of person who will jump at the chance to join the obama youth group to push other people around, and he'd LOVE to come after republicans. This thread, coupled with the last thread, should scare the shit out of all Americans.

re: #165 Eowyn2

the original brown shirts were bar thugs.

Bullies from the playgrounds?

re: #167 Sharmuta

I'm sure a lot of them were, but this is exactly the type of person who will jump at the chance to join the obama youth group to push other people around, and he'd LOVE to come after republicans. This thread, coupled with the last thread, should scare the shit out of all Americans.

This is probably the only group that would have him.

During my stint in college, my statistics professor used the distribution of IQ throughout the US as an example of a bell curve.

According to his example, the IQ's of America are distributed almost equally. 100 is average and roughly 50% have less and 50% have more.
If I remember correctly the curve was pretty even. 50% with less than 100 is frickin sad.

re: #164 MandyManners

David Schwartz with the big boat?

No- the IQ of 167 wasn't him, it was the chick who thought testosterone led to terrorism.

re: #166 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

His best line: "You can't goad me into an intelligent debate."

It's deja vu all over again with this lunatic.

It's Larry Johnson's tourette's syndrome sock-puppet.

The Spook Who Sat by the Door.

Shades of the 60s.

Former spooks, even former spooks who have gone Democrat (and I count my own father among them) know better than to go online and spout off.

The first rule my father taught me is that those in the know generally shut the f up in public. The more someone in some public forum any fool can read insists they are a sooper sekrit in-the-know kind of guy, the more they are full of organic fertilizer.

This guy just sounds like a schizo.

re: #166 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

Is it true that Song & Dance man was banned?

re: #171 Sharmuta

Well, now women are increasingly becoming suicide bombers. They must have moustaches.

re: #176 WrathofG-d

Is it true that Song & Dance man was banned?

dont know

re: #171 Sharmuta

No- the IQ of 167 wasn't him, it was the chick who thought testosterone led to terrorism.

A memory is niggling at the back of my brain.

re: #176 WrathofG-d

Yes.

re: #176 WrathofG-d

Is it true that Song & Dance man was banned?

Yes.

re: #176 WrathofG-d

Is it true that Song & Dance man was banned?

Yes, called Charles out.

re: #118 Ben Hur

Little Jimmy hears a bus approaching.

Would that be a short bus?

Don't be messing with my beer.

Anheuser-Busch sues InBev over takeover attempt

The suit concerns what Anheuser called "an illegal plan and scheme by InBev, through a course of deceptive conduct, to acquire control of Anheuser-Busch at a bargain price."

re: #180 Sharmuta

Yes.

o.O

re: #176 WrathofG-d

Yes.

re: #104 Occasional Reader

No, I think he'd see ND as a hyperambitious over-achiever.

Excellent!

re: #179 MandyManners

It was CharlySarte or some such.

Guys like this are a big reason that a) I am not a Democrat and b) practice self defense.

re: #151 MandyManners

Don't watch that show.

Actually, neither do I.

re: #175 RememberSekhmet?

See post 173

re: #182 JCM

Is there a short version of the story?

Thanks to all that responded.

re: #192 WrathofG-d

He demanded, repeatedly, that Charles answer a personal question.

re: #133 keithgabryelski

Which brings up the point: ignore him, he'll go away

Why does this type of stuff get people's feathers in a ruffle? He's a minor nuisance.

Yeah, but it's like " kick the Can" It's not a great time , but it passes time.

re: #193 Sharmuta

Was the scuffle deleted? Could I read it? Do you know the thread?

re: #195 WrathofG-d

I imagine you could search for S&D's nic and find it that way.

Testing...

re: #196 Sharmuta

Tried that. Didn't get much from it. Eh; such is life I guess. Don't need any dead cats anyway.

re: #126 turn

This freak is so stupid, he forgot to take the caps button off on all four posts ... sheesh!

His special crayon from his 'dark' hiding spot got stuck under the 'Caps Lock' key and he can't pry it up. He tried to get under it with a knife but all his mom will give him is a plastic butter knife. He already broke his favorite 'spork' trying.

re: #197 Charles

oh oh, another spot quiz.

re: #197 Charles

Testing...

Pssst! Anyone got a pencil? I didn't know there was going to be test!

Oh dear. This is not the Spook who sat by the door that I knew.

bbl

OT: Random voicing of the day: A list of the banned would be interesting.

re: #197 Charles

Testing...

All the minuses/pluses and rating numbers disappeared starting at you post. How will I emote?

re: #98 Bubblehead II

Well the Ron Paulians HAD to have someplace to go after he crashed and burned.

BTW, G-Day all.

Did Ron Paul crash like the supposed UFO at Roswell, or like the Hindenburg? I'd say like the UFO, because there wasn't much humanity in his campaign.

re: #188 Sharmuta

It was CharlySarte or some such.

Ah yes -- she of the 3-d chess.

re: #197 Charles

Testing...

No fair, Gorn. I saw the episode, so I know the answer to the Metrons' test.

This delightful statistic from BotW today:

"Pet owners favor [John] McCain over [Barack] Obama 42 percent to 37 percent, with dog owners particularly in McCain's corner," the Associated Press reports. Dog owners favor McCain, 43% to 34%; cat owners, 41% to 38%. But petless Americans prefer Obama, 48% to 34%.

Obama's response?

You go into these small towns in Pennsylvania and, like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to pets . . .

re: #197 Charles

Testing...

I refreshed, they're back.

re: #209 Lucius Septimius

Ah yes -- she of the 3-d chess.

That's right! She was playing 3D chess in a checkers world. The poor thing!

re: #214 Lucius Septimius

oops -- forgot the link.

re: #171 Sharmuta

No- the IQ of 167 wasn't him, it was the chick who thought testosterone led to terrorism.

Was that Charlize Smarte, the 3D chess player?

re: #211 buzzsawmonkey

Is this the boob thread?

CHESS!

Though I would hope her chest was 3-d; if it wasn't, that might explain some of the man-bashing.

re: #208 Kosh's Shadow

Actually, a better term would have been crashed and fizzled, Believe it or not, we still have Paulians with his campain posters in their front yards here in Twin Falls.

re: #216 Sharmuta

That's right! She was playing 3D chess in a checkers world. The poor thing!

truly sad to be so gifted in a room full of morons.

re: #219 Lucius Septimius

LMAO! The hard misandry of selective endocrinology.

This is what happens when you close all of the State Psychiatric Hospitals.

re: #223 fsjonesy

This is what happens when you close all of the State Psychiatric Hospitals.

No beds at the Inn

re: #222 Sharmuta

LMAO! The hard misandry of selective endocrinology.

Nominee for rotating title.

re: #226 buzzsawmonkey

Don't forget the carpenters dream.

Flat as a board and never been nailed

/ducks for cover

Meanwhile, under "news of the obvious": Sex is good for men.

re: #205 WrathofG-d

OT: Random voicing of the day: A list of the banned would be interesting.

A Perdition Page?

If Obama got a dog he would only end up throwing it under the bus too. For us animal lovers that is a no-no.

However I do wonder, would he would get a white haired dog in order to show diversity, and get the approval of his "typical white" grand mother?

re: #219 Lucius Septimius

CHESS!

Though I would hope her chest was 3-d; if it wasn't, that might explain some of the man-bashing.

I found her picture on zombie's site. NSFW!

Banned as a racist...Bugs Bunny?

And he's selling Bonds. I wonder when this was banned?

re: #214 Lucius Septimius

This delightful statistic from BotW today:

Pet owners, who are perceptive, nice people (we always meet nice people at the vet) prefer McCain, whereas those who can't be kind enough to have an animal in their lives prefer Obama. (I'm figuring those people who would like a pet but can't have one for some reason, like where they live or because they travel, are among the petless McCain supporters.)

re: #232 jorline

Banned as a racist...Bugs Bunny?

And he's selling Bonds. I wonder when this was banned?

Black-face.

re: #234 buzzsawmonkey

Looks kind of pastie in the bright sunlight.

Pastie? Those things look like they're clipped on.

re: #228 Lucius Septimius

Meanwhile, under "news of the obvious": Sex is good for men.

Misandrists need not apply.

re: #236 MandyManners

Pastie? Those things look like they're clipped on.

pop-rivets.

re: #233 Kosh's Shadow

Pet owners, who are perceptive, nice people (we always meet nice people at the vet) prefer McCain, whereas those who can't be kind enough to have an animal in their lives prefer Obama. (I'm figuring those people who would like a pet but can't have one for some reason, like where they live or because they travel, are among the petless McCain supporters.)

No -- it's that Obama supporters are much too sensitive to the rights of others to imprison animals and exercise unjust species-ist oppressive dominion over them. They understand that all of us on Gaia's outer skin are equally parasitic creatures who only are allowed to exist at her pleasure in the absence of cosmic pyrethrin. We can have no rights over our fellow parasites but treat all of them with equal respect in honor of our Mother and Her Chosen Son, the Obamessiah.

re: #234 buzzsawmonkey

Looks kind of pastie in the bright sunlight.

Did I mention that she is the one in the blue striped shirt?

re: #220 Bubblehead II

here in Twin Falls

Did you folks ever solve that Laura Palmer murder?

re: #236 MandyManners

Pastie? Those things look like they're clipped on.

Those are pasties. The clip-ons look totally different.

/not that I would know that, but that's what I hear.

re: #231 Alouette

I found her picture on zombie's site. NSFW!

Wardrobe malfunction!

re: #237 Sharmuta

Misandrists need not apply.

Unless you're into the whole BDSM thing.

re: #232 jorline

The minute Black Face acts were no doubt.

re: #228 Lucius Septimius

Meanwhile, under "news of the obvious": Sex is good for men.

Would one want to be in the room when Bill Clinton shows this article to Hillary?

re: #243 JCM

Wardrobe malfunction!

Looks to me like something other than the wardrobe is malfunctioning.

re: #243 JCM

Wardrobe malfunction!

Wardrobe? That malfunction goes much deeper than that, I'm afraid.

re: #205 WrathofG-d

OT: Random voicing of the day: A list of the banned would be interesting.

I've often thought that...also, perhaps, an In Memoriam for departed Lizards--I think of Obi Wan.

re: #247 Lucius Septimius

GMTA!

Wait, I figured out who "The Spook By The Door" is.

Now, now Ms Plame. There is no need to post while drunk.... it is so...unseemly. Not that I wouldn't drink too if I were married to Joe Wilson...

re: #166 Kragar (proud to be kafir)

His best line: "You can't goad me into an intelligent debate."

I remember that guy. He took umbrage at a lot of us.
He kept making the arguement over & over that Islam had nothing to do with terrorism. He claimed to have lots of real patriotic Muslim friends.
I asked if he ever inquired if their loyalty was with the Umma or the U.S.
He would not answer but did call me names. I shant ever recover I tell ya

re: #235 MandyManners

Black-face.

I figured that...but when? That was pretty common during WWII, Al Jolson style.

Look at BHO's photograph in an English-speaking German paper.

re: #239 Lucius Septimius

No -- it's that Obama supporters are much too sensitive to the rights of others to imprison animals and exercise unjust species-ist oppressive dominion over them. They understand that all of us on Gaia's outer skin are equally parasitic creatures who only are allowed to exist at her pleasure in the absence of cosmic pyrethrin. We can have no rights over our fellow parasites but treat all of them with equal respect in honor of our Mother and Her Chosen Son, the Obamessiah.

I hope you forgot the sarc tag.
Dogs have undergone thousands of years of evolution (or intelligent design) to want to be pets, the way the Dish of the Day at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe wanted to be eaten.
Cats just put up with us because we're too big to kill, and we feed them and give them things to scratch.

re: #233 Kosh's Shadow

Pet owners, who are perceptive, nice people (we always meet nice people at the vet) prefer McCain, whereas those who can't be kind enough to have an animal in their lives prefer Obama. (I'm figuring those people who would like a pet but can't have one for some reason, like where they live or because they travel, are among the petless McCain supporters.)

If you like dogs, you do not like Barry. No way, no how.

(From the archives)

Ms. CharlyeSarte

Ms. CharlyeSarte is wicked smart,
And yet she’s all alone.
But have no fear, the culprit’s clear:
That damned Testosterone!

The world’s a mess? Well, let me guess:
The men should all atone.
Except for Galt, it’s all their fault;
That vile Testosterone!

The Muslims call for death to all;
Uniquely murder-prone.
But CharlyeSarte (who’s wicked smart)
Says, “Ban Testosterone!”

re: #5 EC Marm He probably has white-out all over his screen due to correcting other errors.

re: #251 RememberSekhmet?

Wait, I figured out who "The Spook By The Door" is.

Now, now Ms Plame. There is no need to post while drunk.... it is so...unseemly. Not that I wouldn't drink too if I were married to Joe Wilson...

Oh dear, violating the Iron Fist rule.

re: #251 RememberSekhmet?

Wait, I figured out who "The Spook By The Door" is.

Now, now Ms Plame. There is no need to post while drunk.... it is so...unseemly. Not that I wouldn't drink too if I were married to Joe Wilson...

No...it was Mr. Mustard, in the study and he used the candlestick.

re: #254 MandyManners

Look at BHO's photograph in an English-speaking German paper.

The Chin-Tilt!

But wait a minute... no halo? What's up with that?

re: #254 MandyManners

Look at BHO's photograph in an English-speaking German paper.

Il Duce.

re: #256 opnion

If you like dogs, you do not like Barry. No way, no how.

Let's see. I have seven dogs (4 toy poodles, three fantastic standard poodles), and I think B. Hussein is a scum-sucking commie bastard.
So far, your theory works.

re: #255 Kosh's Shadow

I hope you forgot the sarc tag.
Dogs have undergone thousands of years of evolution (or intelligent design) to want to be pets, the way the Dish of the Day at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe wanted to be eaten.
Cats just put up with us because we're too big to kill, and we feed them and give them things to scratch.

Cats really plan to kill all of us , just as soon as the develop opposable thumbs.

re: #257 Winslow

Awesome find- thanks for the trip down memory lane.

re: #263 Kosh's Shadow

Let's see. I have seven dogs (4 toy poodles, three fantastic standard poodles), and I think B. Hussein is a scum-sucking commie bastard.
So far, your theory works.

I rest my case.

re: #254 MandyManners

Look at BHO's photograph in an English-speaking German paper.

You just wanted people to see the picture that went with the link to the story about the woman assailed by five exhibitionists.

Sneaky Mandy.

re: #267 CyanSnowHawk

You just wanted people to see the picture that went with the link to the story about the woman assailed by five exhibitionists.

Sneaky Mandy.

Those damn weird Germans again.