(most of us are beating up on someone in the last thread. we'll be here in a minute)

I hear their retirements benefits are the bomb.

re: #1 Walter L. Newton
Where are from, again?

Thank God I sit in an enclosed office! Whenever I read Iowahawk, the laughter can get pretty loud!

Hilarious. Sounds too much like the last all hands company meeting mumbo-jumbo.

OH...MY...GAWD That is some of the funniest sh*t I've seen in months. Our front office could have written that!

Iowahawk makes me proud to be an Iowan!

Iowahawk is so hilarious. If he were syndicated the newspaper business wouldn't be failing.

/very, very slight hyperbole ;D

Iowahawk...I will be sending you my dry cleaning bill. I peed a little on that one.

re: #4 EC Marm

Where are from, again?

Now or in the past?

I love satire, especially high level satire!

He has to wear the turban. Otherwise the hair points would show.

As an 18-year Active Duty Navy man, I must say that I've always suspected that our newsletters and training documents were written by terrorists. This just confirms it... I recognize that writing style anywhere!

Why do I get the feeling that Immelt has something to do with this?

/

It sounds like someone from the Corporate Speak section up at Microsoft's Redmond Campus, either got fired or laid off and went on Jihad.

Hilarious!

I just came out of a meeting and the marketing guys and gals were actually talking like that!

and we are also proud to announce funding from George Soros.

Wonder when they'll announce the IPO...

You think they'll take payment in goats for shares?

it's always good when ridicule is heaped on these barbarians.
humor is a powerful weapon. they hate it.
their 'honor' is so fragile.

re: #18 FrogMarch

and we are also proud to announce funding from George Soros.

He's a majority shareholder.

Congratulations to Khalid Muhsin and Hussein Mustafa for reaching their three month service anniversaries. Please drop by their desk and thank them for a survival well done. And please -- no ribbing the "old timers!"

Truth ! The ones preaching for martyrdom never seem to take the initiative themselves. Hmmm moments must be lost on them.

...now offering 90 virgins (a 25% increase)...

I wonder if OBL is kicking himself for not thinking of that idea first.

Big talk but have you seen their crappy dental insurance plan?

re: #20 nyc redneck

it's always good when ridicule is heaped on these barbarians.
humor is a powerful weapon. they hate it.
their 'honor' is so fragile.

Remember I Wanna be Like Osama?

Just a word of advice, skip the company picnics and never show up for a co-workers wedding reception.

So true!

The Communications department will be most directly effected by this initiative, as we continue transitioning of our day-to-day public relations efforts to low-cost offshore service providers like Huffington Post, DailyKos, and Democratic Underground.

If those sites aren't receiving their weekly checks from their Jihadist overlords, then they're being gypped.

Does someone have the buss-word bingo set? I think that filled the card.

Gotta believe that promotion is being done at gunpoint lately, given their survival rate.

This is brilliant. For those of us a little too close to the management consulting world, the terminology is perfect.

Absolutely priceless. I have to read Customer Relationship Management P.R. for work every day, and friends, they really do talk like this.

re: #30 irongrampa

Gotta believe that promotion is being done at gunpoint lately, given their survival rate.

RIF is an acronym for "Rifle In Face", you know.

re: #3 Iron Fist

Advanced Jihad technique means the bomb vests have zippers.

Really advanced Jihad technique = bomb vests have Velcro.

re: #8 jill e

Me too!
just bragging a bit

...of how we are attacking the competitive casualty gap with a paradigm-changing tactical adaptive strategy focused on paradise value optimization.

Brilliant.

re: #34 Cygnus

Really advanced Jihad technique = bomb vests have Velcro.

Marketing gets it easy. All they do is hand out the vests as vendor samples.

I guess we can now look forward to seeing "Q" T-shirts and clothing become the new fashion-rage with all sick liberals.

As we are currently seeking a 17th round of venture funding, budgets are extremely tight, and this will require reducing our internal work team payroll load through adaptive right-sizing on a go-forward basis. Accounting estimates indicate that much of this will be achieved via natural attrition and Apache Hellfire missiles. Still, in order to achieve costing targets, we will need to engage in involuntary outboarding.

I'm surprised; they must be low on money to do that. I'd expect they'd just transfer people from communications to martyrdom operations. Actually, why transfer? Blowing up in public is a form of communication.

"Achmed, I have some good news. You are being promoted."
"Praise Allah! What is my new job? Does it pay more?"
"You now are a special communications operative. You must send a message to the infidels in Islamabad."
"I was hoping for New York or London"
"Our travel budget is too low. Oil prices have skyrocketed, and we can't afford the airfare. Besides, the airlines now charge extra for checked bombs."
"B..Bombs? I thought I was going to send a message."
"You are, Achmed, a message that we will die for our cause and take as many infidels as we can with us. But you get an extra 25% virgins."
"What if I just resign?"
"Well, in that case, we'll give you a special resignation package. Take this to Islamabad as a gift. Take this Bin Laden mask and outfit, and you can retire to our safe house in the tribal areas. If you see any aircraft, be sure to wave."

re: #37 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Marketing gets it easy. All they do is hand out the vests as vendor samples.

Yeah, but the demos are a b*tch!

(Hey ya wanted boobs and German porn and ya got Iowahawk- life's funny like that ain't it?)

This is just wicked funny! Iowahawk, you the MAN!

Iowahawk rocks!

and there were 50 involuntary murdered martyrs today.
Sometimes they leave off the involuntary.

The bombing of the Indian Embassy in Kabul
Makes we want to throw up every time I read such crap.

Show your team pride buy buying official Qaedant logo merchandise from the attached electronic catalog -- including mugs, keffiyas and semtex belts!

I hear the mugs and keffiyas will be available at Dunkin Donuts.

90-virgin paradise pension package, representing a 25% increase in virgins

Now, that is a CHANGE. :))

Hamas redefines arrogance:

Israel accused of conducting 'dirty war'

Hamas officials have denounced actions by Israeli leaders to close Hamas-led establishments in the West Bank, saying Israel is carrying out a "dirty war."

Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh said Wednesday Israel was taking part in a "dirty war" targeted at Hamas, the Jerusalem Post reported.

He also said the Palestinian Authority is "participating" in Israeli efforts and noted that PA officials in Ramallah have shut down at least 100 West Bank charities because they believed they may have been affiliated with Hamas.

"This is an ugly crime against humanity," Haniyeh said, noting that the majority of establishments helped needy citizens.

Closing businesses providing resources to terrorists is dirty war. Suicide bombings, rocket attacks on kindergartens, and breeding generations on lies and hatred are still acceptable.

re: #45 Kosh's Shadow

I hear the mugs and keffiyas will be available at Dunkin Donuts.

No - it's direct from Rachel Ray's website.

re: #40 CIA Reject

Yeah, but the demos are a b*tch!

(Hey ya wanted boobs and German porn and ya got Iowahawk- life's funny like that ain't it?)

Its funny, I rarely go out to specifically find those things but I always end up with them for some reason.

I am heading to cafepress. Last time i check they had pretty interesting jihad related stuff in there.

re: #45 Kosh's Shadow

I hear the mugs and keffiyas will be available at Dunkin Donuts.

Al Zawahiri cribs company memos from Google.

Speaking of quality, how about that stock market?

The next step will be to use Network Marketing. You recruit 3 martyrs, they recruit 3 each, etc. Every time one of them blows himself up, you get a virgin override - 2 more virgins for each level you're above him. When you get to paradise, you'll then have about 12,000 virgins.

Well all y'all it's been grand as usual (sympathies and condolences to MiguelinMexico and to JammieWearingFool's family) but I do have to leave now.
I hope you all have a GREAT DAY and that I get the chance to see you down the road.

re: #42 Iron Fist

But they'll take our money.

As long as we black-out where it says USA and In God We Trust.

We had to remove anything that said USA on our church's care packages we shipped to Iraq and Iran.

re: #49 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Its funny, I rarely go out to specifically find those things but I always end up with them for some reason.

LOL!

But when is Hawaiian Shirt Day?

re: #59 taxfreekiller

oops

The last thing Achmed the Dead Terrorist said.

"Semtex belts" sounds uncomfortably like sanitary belts. I bet they're as uncomfortable as the latter used to be.

re: #58 taxfreekiller

oops wrong thread,

God lives,

So says the Left.

re: #62 Iron Fist

,

Typical. I'd have kept the aid. We already do too much for an ungrateful world.

Not to mention the fact that there are plenty of folks right here at home who could use the help and would actually appreciate it!

re: #60 GoesTo11

But when is Hawaiian Shirt Day?

Casual Burka Day - feel free to show a faint outline of one eye.

Hehe, not just a "dirty war" - it's a "crime against humanity"!? LOL!

Hamas made a funny! Stone them!

re: #47 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Hamas redefines arrogance:

Israel accused of conducting 'dirty war'

Closing businesses providing resources to terrorists is dirty war. Suicide bombings, rocket attacks on kindergartens, and breeding generations on lies and hatred are still acceptable.

re: #64 SasquatchOnSteroids

So says the Left.

You're not kidding:

"[Spike] Lee predicted Obama would be elected in November.

When that happens, it will change everything. ... You'll have to measure time by 'Before Obama' and `After Obama,'" Lee said during the panel."

BO/AO? How about BS.

Will they be implementing TQM and SPC in a Quality Team environment with the goal to reduce work related pre-detonations?

What is the benchmark?
What are the milestones?
Will continuous improvement and lean manufacturing be implemented simultaneously or phased in at a later century?

Mocking Mo is the way to go!

And Iowahawk is one of the best in the business. Great post.

.

re: #60 GoesTo11

But when is Hawaiian Shirt Day?

I used to work in a place where we had Hawaiian Shirt Day. We also had "Clashing Tie" contests but we gave up on them because the boss always won.

He never knew about the contests...

/Fun place - long ago...

re: #71 CIA Reject

We also had "Clashing Tie" contests but we gave up on them because the boss always won.

Let me guess: Tweety bird?

Anybody seen Charles?

I think he's one of those guys on the Iphone line...

re: #68 vbspurs

BO/AO? How about BS.

What a maroon. Spike Lee, sound and fury...

Next month they're going public on the NYSE. The ticker symbol will be ALQ.

Not only does Al Qaeda have recruitment problems, now there's this.

[Link: www.theonion.com...]

Terrorist Extremely Annoyed By Delayed Flight

CHICAGO–His flight from O'Hare to LaGuardia delayed more than six hours, Hamas militant and would-be suicide bomber Nidal Hanani vowed never again to fly United Airlines.

"I do not have time for this," said Hanani, seated at a Burger King in Concourse C, a plastic-explosives-filled duffel bag at his feet. "My jihad against the West was supposed to be carried out shortly after takeoff at 8:35 this morning. It is now 2:50 p.m. How much longer must I sit around this airport like an idiot before God's will is done?"

(Check out the date, Sept. 13, 2000.)

re: #74 SasquatchOnSteroids

What a maroon. Spike Lee, sound and fury...

Don't worry. Plymouth Rock will land on him in November.

re: #31 Canadastani

This is brilliant. For those of us a little too close to the management consulting world, the terminology is perfect.

Yes, it's brilliant and hilarious!

Before I retired I worked in the "Human Resources" field (formerly known simply as "Personnel"). I can't tell you how often I had to write stuff just like this for mass consumption.

A work of art. I have bruised my forehead from bowing down to Iowahawk.

re: #73 experiencedtraveller

Anybody seen Charles?

I think he's one of those guys on the Iphone line...

Previous thread

re: #72 vbspurs

Let me guess: Tweety bird?

Paisley

and sometimes checkered, or Tartan...

re: #82 CIA Reject

Paisley

It's called a keffiyeh!

/confused Rachael Ray fan.

re: #77 vbspurs

Don't worry. Plymouth Rock will land on him in November.

Great song lyric!

re: #82 CIA Reject

Paisley

and sometimes checkered, or Tartan...

Hey, don't go disrespectin' my tartan ties!

re: #74 SasquatchOnSteroids

What a maroon. Spike Lee, sound and fury...

Just reviewed his movies and I can honestly say he has never made anything I thought was worth watching.

re: #85 Son of the Black Dog

Hey, don't go disrespectin' my tartan ties!

Don't get me wrong, I have a few of them myself.

/But I wear them with solid colored shirts!

re: #73 experiencedtraveller

Anybody seen Charles?

I think he's one of those guys on the Iphone line...

Ahhh, the line of obligatory guinea pigs. Very nice.

re: #86 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Just reviewed his movies and I can honestly say he has never made anything I thought was worth watching.

Early Spike was innovative, intriguing, fresh -- namely:

# Do the Right Thing (1989)
# School Daze (1988)
# She's Gotta Have It (1986)

...since then, ugh. We'll see what his WWII film, Miracle of St. Anna, will bring.

re: #87 CIA Reject

Rush Limbaugh ties are the best

re: #89 vbspurs

Early Spike was innovative, intriguing, fresh -- namely:

# Do the Right Thing (1989)
# School Daze (1988)
# She's Gotta Have It (1986)

...since then, ugh. We'll see what his WWII film, Miracle of St. Anna, will bring.

I sat thru his early films because I had heard the buzz. I was unimpressed.

re: #91 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I sat thru his early films because I had heard the buzz. I was unimpressed.

i did like malcolm X.
but spike has a lot of hate. he's like michelle o.
he has a big chip on his little shoulder.

re: #92 nyc redneck

i did like malcolm X.
but spike has a lot of hate. he's like michelle o.
he has a big chip on his little shoulder.

And it comes out in every film. I'll pass.

re: #76 RaiderDan

Not only does Al Qaeda have recruitment problems, now there's this.

[Link: www.theonion.com...]

Terrorist Extremely Annoyed By Delayed Flight

CHICAGO–His flight from O'Hare to LaGuardia delayed more than six hours, Hamas militant and would-be suicide bomber Nidal Hanani vowed never again to fly United Airlines.

"I do not have time for this," said Hanani, seated at a Burger King in Concourse C, a plastic-explosives-filled duffel bag at his feet. "My jihad against the West was supposed to be carried out shortly after takeoff at 8:35 this morning. It is now 2:50 p.m. How much longer must I sit around this airport like an idiot before God's will is done?"

(Check out the date, Sept. 13, 2000.)

Omigawd!
He's been waiting since Sept. 2000?
Are United Airlines really that bad?

re: #91 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I sat thru his early films because I had heard the buzz. I was unimpressed.

It's to do with the timing of his arrival. Before him, there was Pam Grier and blacksploitation films. After him, Singleton's thug-war love letters.

Give me "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" instead, any day.

re: #95 vbspurs

It's to do with the timing of his arrival. Before him, there was Pam Grier and blacksploitation films. After him, Singleton's thug-war love letters.

Give me "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" instead, any day.

That movie was a classic... I laughed so hard when I saw it back in grade 6 =)

re: #95 vbspurs

It's to do with the timing of his arrival. Before him, there was Pam Grier and blacksploitation films. After him, Singleton's thug-war love letters.

Give me "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" instead, any day.

I still dont see why Dolemite isnt still popular.

re: #94 yma o hyd

Omigawd!
He's been waiting since Sept. 2000?
Are United Airlines really that bad?

Just like that guy in The Terminal. Do they have halal food at that airport?

re: #87 CIA Reject

Don't get me wrong, I have a few of them myself.

/But I wear them with solid colored shirts!

Thank God!

re: #96 rlevitin

That movie was a classic... I laughed so hard when I saw it back in grade 6 =)

"Mmm! Hold up, they be playin' my song!"

re: #97 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

I still dont see why Dolemite isnt still popular.

LOL! I had to look that up. I am a cinephile, but clearly I need to bone up on the pimpin' genre. ;)

Is the countdown on...?

The Fleet Positions Itself For War Part II

In going through the morning reading, one of the first things I read was the post by Thomas Barnett that declared All systems "go" for war. Dr. Barnett has excellent instincts, but in my study of the Iranian issue, I simply could not see a scenario for war unfold by either the United States or Israel until after we get public statements by the Chinese. I posted some comment to that effect on Dr. Barnett's blog, and thank goodness that blog is moderated, because 10 minutes later I realized the conditions for war are indeed being met. China, and Japan have weighed in.

Following an attack on Iran by Israel, Iran is not going to find much success trying to sink the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN 72) in the Indian Ocean, but they might have a great deal of success killing you and me here in America. We don't believe for one second that Iran is going to abide by the Geneva Conventions and not intentionally support the killing of American civilians in North America. If war happens, they are as likely if not more likely to attack here than in the Gulf. Whether you like it or not, there was absolutely no way the Democrats, including Barack Obama, were going to leave the possibility open that Israel attacks Iran, and the US gets hit by terrorist attacks inside the US while the FISA bill wasn't passed.

This is a key point. The Democratic Party in mass shifted from a core position. This doesn't happen without keen awareness to some strategic condition. Clearly some outside force has produced conditions which are far outside the scope of national politics, because nothing short of insight and real concern for political survival would Democrats find inspiration for such a massive policy shift with virtually no explanation to its core constituency. This is a major reason, and to Democrats scratching still their heads, an obvious sign we believe that Israel has demanded a time table.

We believe we are in the middle of a twelve week period of diplomacy, what will be the last chance for diplomacy before when we believe Israel will take action. Once the six week negotiation period passes, and the real negotiations begin, the clock is ticking. This time period is not an accident, there is a reason why the six week time period was insisted upon by several nations of the six party talks, including China. The six week period insures that war will not break out during the Olympics, and with this condition established heads of state will be in attendance.

re: #95 vbspurs

It's to do with the timing of his arrival. Before him, there was Pam Grier and blacksploitation films. After him, Singleton's thug-war love letters.

Give me "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" instead, any day.

I remember watching this same movie back in 99 with russian subs . The whole movie theater was going nuts.
Heading to blockbuster to rent it. :)

Yes, but does Qaedant have ISO-9000 compliance?

re: #101 vbspurs

LOL! I had to look that up. I am a cinephile, but clearly I need to bone up on the pimpin' genre. ;)

Dolemite is obviously the greatest fighter ever

re: #105 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Dolemite is obviously the greatest fighter ever

LOL! So HE was the one who started the neck roll.

re: #105 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Let's not forget "the baaad mother---; shut yo mouth."

Hilarious, but at the same time sad that I can read through all the corporate lingo BS without pause or getting confused.

re: #108 WrathofG-d

Let's not forget "the baaad mother---; shut yo mouth."

or the immortal "Dance MFer, DANCE!"

re: #110 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

the Taglines (supposedly) from the Blacksploitation movies.

re: #110 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

or the immortal "Dance MFer, DANCE!"

Wasn't that what Michelle told Barry on their first date?

The Troofers just won't go away... Might as well laugh at 'em.

McCain asked about PNAC and 9/11 at town hall

More...

You think tensions are high now, you haven't been reading the blog very long. As we noted in early May, the Navy has been positioning itself for an extraordinary level of readiness this fall, and it is obvious enough that even the damage to the USS George Washington (CVN 73) does little to total battle force availability. With the return of the Nassau ESG to port today, the Atlantic Fleet doesn't have any strike groups on deployment, while the Pacific has 3 Carrier Strike Groups and 1 Expeditionary Strike Group at sea. The Lincoln CSG, currently in the Indian Ocean, is to be replaced by late August, which is also around the same time the Kitty Hawk currently participating in RIMPAC 2008 is expected to move to Washington state to prepare for decommissioning.

The Reagan Carrier Strike Group which is currently in the Pacific, and the Peleliu Expeditionary Strike Group which is currently in the Persian Gulf, will both remain at sea well into the fall months. More notably, the time for the next round of naval strike group deployments has come, and the Navy is about to deploy a whole bunch of ships, with a massive reserve trained up and available. As chance would have it, the Europeans will be putting large numbers of naval forces to sea over the next few months as well.

In the Middle East this year Ramadan begins on Sunday, August 31st at sundown and will continue for 30 days until Monday, September 29th at sundown. It is worth noting there is a new moon on August 30th and September 29th. We still see Turkey as a big wild card, Israel can do an end run around the United States through Turkey, and it wouldn't even be the first time this year. This is not trivial, most people are unaware that Turkey has the second largest standing Army in NATO, second behind the United States. It is an experienced, well trained Army with excellent equipment.

Would Iran really be stupid enough to attack a NATO member with the largest standing Army in Europe, who is already on the border and has the means to completely cut off Iran's northern flank? When one considers the dynamics between the US, EU, Israel, and Turkey, don't dismiss the wild card role Turkey still might play in any scenario. After all, no one saw the Syrian incident coming through Turkey until after the fact.

re: #88 bosforus

Ahhh, the line of obligatory guinea pigs. Very nice.

I see it more positive than that. I see it as participating in a pop cultural event. And, quite frankly, I would love to have an Iphone...

re: #98 Cygnus

Just like that guy in The Terminal. Do they have halal food at that airport?

Must do - they have footbaths now, don't they?
(Can't go and meet those 25% more virgins with dirty feet, now can we!)

By adding just a few more current Business buzzwords, a lot of companies might buy into it.

Go into Iowahawk's archives & read the piece where he's Dan Rather the private eye. I laughed so hard I cried when I read that. I might just go read it again.

Barack Obama: So Left He is Never Right.

re: #119 Sir Napsalot

By adding just a few more current Business buzzwords, a lot of companies might buy into it.

My office has a pool on which buzzwords get used most in conference calls.

Lunch time, later.

My perfect storm is to awake one morning and see that we are at war with the entire ME with the exception of Israel and Iraq which we will be using as a platform for attacks and logistics, might take a week to be over!

re: #115 experiencedtraveller

I see it more positive than that. I see it as participating in a pop cultural event. And, quite frankly, I would love to have an Iphone...

I'm actually indifferent towards the idea of people lining up for something. If you want it, you want it. And if you want to wait in line over night for it, then that's fine. Guess my 'ideal product' just hasn't come around yet so I can't relate. But I did run through my front lawn yesterday when I saw from the sidewalk that the tube containing a map that I had drawn from a video game in my childhood had arrived in the mail and was sitting on my doorstep. Everybody's got their thing, I guess.

re: #118 buzzsawmonkey

That and some genuinely funny commercials (mostly starring Michael Jordan) IIRC

Iran's Defense Plans

No surprises here: the emphasis is on terrorist attacks and regime survival.

re: #119 Sir Napsalot

By adding just a few more current Business buzzwords, a lot of companies might buy into it.

I forwarded the link to a friend that works in QC for a pharmaceutical company. It is now making the rounds to other company QC departments.

Doesn't matter the 25% increase in virgins, if all of them look like Helen Thomas clones.

oy:

Hiz'b'allah the bastion of green living attacked by the evil Israelis.

~Didn't someone ask how they were going to blame the environment on Israel and the Jews?

Wow, lots of Troofers in the comments there.

re: #113 SasquatchOnSteroids

The Troofers just won't go away... Might as well laugh at 'em.

McCain asked about PNAC and 9/11 at town hall

re: #132 Pyrocles

Wow, lots of Troofers in the comments there.

They've got nothing to do since RP dropped his campaign.

Shear Genius

I love the logo...Six Sigma Quality...Sixth Century Values.

sorry I have but one up-ding to give Iowa

ROFLMAO

re: #114 Kenneth

It's worth remembering that in January, 1917, Russia had the largest standing army in the world. Events later that year negated its potency in external combat. Granted, the Turkish army is motivated, and well-used to its role as the prop for a secular national government. But situations can change. The Turkish national government is a thin reed upon which to base one's plans.

We already have huge well stocked AF Bases in Afghanistan and Iraq, why not start pouring concrete in Israel and have one there, that would take the starch out of the 7th century savage terrorists!

re: #135 Pullus Iulius

The situations are very different. Yes Russia had a huge army in 1914, but they had to march on foot 1000 miles to get to the front. The Turkish air force, which is the most modern of the Turkish services, can be over Tehran in an hour.

re: #127 Kenneth

Iran's Defense Plans

No surprises here: the emphasis is on terrorist attacks and regime survival.

One reason we need to get them before they get nukes. They'd have nuclear bombs smuggled into major cities as quickly as they could.
For that matter. they could have dirty bombs ready to go now.

a paradigm-changing tactical adaptive strategy focused on paradise value optimization

LOL
Straight out of Cubicle Hell.

what about surviver benefits for AL quada leader no 3? that might be why the benefits package has been tightened

Media Bias rides again...

ABC News Asks 60 Soldiers Who They'll Vote for - Doesn't Report the 54 For McCain

My niece, Katelyn, stationed at Baluud , Iraq was assigned, with others of her detachment, to be escort/guard/watcher for Martha Raddatz of ABC News as she covered John McCain’s recent trip to Iraq.

Katelyn and her Captain stood directly behind Raddatz as she queried GI’s walking past. They kept count of the GI’s and you should remember these numbers. She asked 60 GI’s who they planned to vote for in November. 54 said John McCain, 4 for Obama, and 2 for Hillary.

Katelyn called home and told her Mom and Dad to watch ABC news the next night because she was standing directly behind Raddatz and maybe they’d see her on TV. Mom and Dad of course, called and emailed all the kinfolk to watch the newscast and maybe see Katelyn.

Well, of course, we all watched and what we saw wasn’t a glimpse of Katelyn, but got a hell’uva view of skewed news. After a dissertation on McCain’s trip and speech, ABC showed 5 GI’s being asked by Raddatz how they were going to vote in November; 3 for Obama and 2 for Clinton .. No mention of the 54 for McCain.

Un-fricken' believable lies!

re: #141 Kenneth

Media Bias rides again...

ABC News Asks 60 Soldiers Who They'll Vote for - Doesn't Report the 54 For McCain

Un-fricken' believable lies!

This will save the Ministry of Truth from having to edit the video after the Obamanation is elected.

re: #141 Kenneth

I can't believe she found 5 non-McCain votes.

Lemme see, Scott Thomas Beauchamp and 4 of his firends?

re: #141 Kenneth

A million dollars says they'll justify focusing on the minority votes BECAUSE they were minority, claiming no one cares about the expected.

And if they had done it "fairly", they would have shown 2 supporters of each.

I think Qaedant needs to take the step up to a Balanced Scorecard approach.

re: #141 Kenneth

They (media) were able to get away with this kind of reporting in the past all the time.

Thanks, technology! Thanks, Gore. He did 'invent' something useful.

re: #141 Kenneth

Too bad this probably wont see light beyond RedState and LGF. Is there any way I could give up future plus votes to donate some more to this post? :)

re: #147 CheDub

This reminds me of a moonbat acquaintance explaining to me how he knew the 2004 election was rigged. He read the polls which told him the military "overwhelmingly supported John Kerry", and when the overseas votes came in heavily for Bush, obviously, it was fraud.

Impervious mind.

QAEDANT and DIVERSITY DAY -

Find out how the world's ever-increasing diversity provides a growing strategic opportunity for us to blow up infidels of every color and orientation.

Thanks for the smile! ;-)

Uff da, dat sure were funny, eh! Vell, we's in trouble now wit der PC Police der Herr KOS Kids! Don't vant to be in Iowahawk's booties when der PC Police comes calling, dat's for sure!

Who new AQ had Statistical Process Control incorporated into their policies and procedures?

Memo lacks a green initiative! Qaedant does not care about the environment.

IowaHawk is a genius.

Friday afternoon LGF effect appears to have brought down the site. I really wanted to get a good laugh out of this too!

well. back up just like that! And well worth the wait ;-)

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Iowahawk is spending too much time at the Corporate Bullshit Generator!

I only wish Iowahawk had gotten on the ball to get his name on the Presidential ballot in Michigan!

Director Al-Zawahiri: Can I change my beneficiary form before Ramadan begins? I have located a Change Cell which will hire me as an AlahuAkbarShaheederBoomerNot-too-Sooner. The AmeriKKKans and their Jooo overlords think I cell Hawala tickets to the camel races in Baluchistan. But I engineer the Rapid Sub-dermal Thermalization Program. Anyway, please let me know if it's not too late to make the change. Our virgin-in-training has promised to meet me in Seventh Heaven seven crescent moons after the "Experiment." I have high hopes!

[Chorus: But he's got High Hopes, he has High Hopes. He's got high Shaheed die, virgin in the sky hopes. So any time your feelin' bad, instead of feelin' sad, Just remember our plan--Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam!]

I like this advice for the martyrtards:

If you have been mortally wounded and are bleeding uncontrollably, please go to the designated dying area near the scrap metal pile in parking lot D.

See: Lunch Cave Etiquette

wait...wat?

Those who mock The Lord, Obama,
Will die by the Islamic sword (comma)
This cartoon may be right on track,
But, of course, it's always racist to make fun of Barack...
The New Yorker artwork of Michelle is really kind of funky
For the first second time in her life, I be she's proud of her country.