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Al Jazeera TV Idolizes Mass Murderers

Fri, Jul 11, 2008 at 10:51:13 am PDT

Al Jazeera broadcast this incredibly vile show on July 5th, 2008, glorifying Dalal Mughrabi—an Arab female terrorist responsible for an attack on a passenger bus in Israel that resulted in the murders of 35 men, women, and children. Mughrabi’s sister appears, and praises the Palestinian who ran amok with a front-loader in Jerusalem recently.

This is the same Arab network that maintains a channel on YouTube, and is relentlessly pushing to get its sanitized English version carried by networks in the United States. (Courtesy of MEMRI TV.)

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Following are excerpts from a discussion on Palestinian terrorist Dalal Al-Maghrabi, who led a March 11, 1978 terror attack, hijacking an Israeli bus on the Haifa-Tel Aviv highway. In the attack, 35 people were murdered and 71 wounded. The show aired on Al-Jazeera TV on July 5, 2008.

TV host Ghassan bin Jiddo: Twelve men, led by a woman called Dalal Al-Maghrabi, managed to establish the State of Palestine, after the whole world had denied them their right to do so. They turned a bus, going from Haifa to Tel Aviv, into a temporary capital of the State of Palestine. They raised the white, red, and black flag at the front of the bus, singing, shouting, and dancing like children on a school trip. When the Zionist forces surrounded them – with the help of helicopters – and wanted to storm the bus, they blew up the bus with themselves inside. For the first time in the history of revolutions, a passenger bus became a fully sovereign independent republic for four hours. It does not matter how long this Palestinian republic lasted. The only thing that matters is that this republic was established, and that its first president was Dalal Al-Maghrabi. Heroism transcends the gender divide. Arab men should realize that they do not have a monopoly over the glory of either life or death. A woman can love in a much more noble way than them, and she can die in a more magnificent way then them. When Dalal Al-Maghrabi decided to realize her true maternal nature, she went to Palestine, just like Maryam daughter of Omran. There, on the land that gave rise to wheat, olives, and prophets, she reclined against a palm tree, letting ripe dates fall on her. She ate and drank, and she was content. She dreamt that the birds of Upper Galilee fly above her as she goes into labor. 500 years later, the Palestinian will still visit their mother’s grave, on which orange blossoms will be scattered. In a thousand years, Arab children will read the following story: On March 11, 1978, twelve men and one woman managed to establish a Palestinian republic in a bus. Their republic lasted four hours. It does not matter how long this republic survived. The only thing that matters is that it was established. This is what the great poet Nizar Qabbani said about the great fidaai, the martyr Dalal Al-Maghrabi. We have nothing to add.

[...]

Ghassan bin Jiddo: What made Dalal Al-Maghrabi ready to carry out this operation? Let me ask you outright: Did she realize that this was a suicide operation? Did she go there knowing that she would die, in what we call martyrdom-seeking and others call suicide, or did she go there hoping that she would return?

PLA Colonel Rashida Al-Maghrabi, sister of Dalal Al-Maghrabi: We belong to the Islamic nation, which does not accept the killing of oneself. The human soul is precious, and we do not accept killing ourselves. Suicide is unacceptable. This is a matter of principle. However, defending our rights to the point of martyrdom is something we should do.

[...]

Former Fatah commander Anis Naqqash: Let the Arabs know that they should prepare themselves for a new Middle East without Israel or Zionism. Let all the free people in the world know that the decisive battle with Zionism is approaching, and that its sign is this prisoner exchange.

[...]

Rashida Al-Maghrabi: I want to salute all the martyrs, and send a very special salutation – and whoever wants to be mad at me is free... I want to salute Husam Dweidat, the hero of the Jerusalem bulldozer operation. I salute his soul.

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1 astronmr20  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:53:18am

Israel is giving him a salute, too. They're bulldozing his family's house.

2 MajorPribluda  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:53:32am

Al-Jazeerican Idol. BOOM!

3 neapoi  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:53:39am

Seems par for the course for Al Jazeera. Is anybody else surprised?

4 Leonidas Hoplite  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:53:52am

I'm sure CNN and MSNBC are ready to have a cage match for the rights to broadcast this crap as part of their news propoganda shows.

5 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:55:05am
This is the same Arab network that maintains a channel on YouTube, and is relentlessly pushing to get its sanitized English version carried by networks in the United States. (Courtesy of MEMRI TV.)


Actually, I'm not against this. Too many Americans remain in the dark about the nature of our enemy, and the darker aspects of Mohammedanism that fuel them. They hear the "Religion of Peace" mantra, and, because they see nothing else, they believe it.

Let everyone hear the bloodthirsty Mohammedans for what they are, and maybe we'd make better progress in this war.

6 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:56:41am

I want to give you an one-finger salute, lady.

7 jorline  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:57:12am

Female Martyr Suicide Bombers = Falling POP Stars

8 MajorPribluda  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:58:42am
In a thousand years, Arab children will read the following story: On March 11, 1978, twelve men and one woman managed to establish a Palestinian republic in a bus. Their republic lasted four hours. It does not matter how long this republic survived. The only thing that matters is that it was established.

Between the tears caused by these animals, the world laughs at the pathetic pettiness of a "The First Palestinian Republic, Glendale Coachworks, LTD."

9 see bs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:59:11am

What a bunch of Asshats. Can't we just isolate the middle east (Israel not included)? Stop all flights,interneyt access, radio and tv signals..etc to them? Since their religion/culture is still based in the 7th century lets send them back to it.

10 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:59:27am
We belong to the Islamic nation, which does not accept the killing of oneself. The human soul is precious, and we do not accept killing ourselves. Suicide is unacceptable. This is a matter of principle. However, defending our rights to the point of martyrdom is something we should do.

That's why there is no suicide in islam. It's all martyrdom all the time.

11 jorline  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 10:59:30am

re: #6 vbspurs

I want to give you an one-finger salute, lady.

The Fickle Finger of Fate Salute.

12 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:00:03am
On March 11, 1978, twelve men and one woman managed to establish a Palestinian republic in a bus. Their republic lasted four hours. It does not matter how long this republic survived. The only thing that matters is that it was established.

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13 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:00:13am

on the topic of biased media towards Terrorists and violent Arabs:

It's Friday so meet the "protestors", and see their news coverage.

Protestors

More Protestors

How about this caption for this photo? "close" "killed" "holy"...

14 ctrlL  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:00:38am

re: #5 Iron Fist

Actually, I'm not against this. Too many Americans remain in the dark about the nature of our enemy, and the darker aspects of Mohammedanism that fuel them. They hear the "Religion of Peace" mantra, and, because they see nothing else, they believe it.

Let everyone hear the bloodthirsty Mohammedans for what they are, and maybe we'd make better progress in this war.

Wise words, Iron Fist.

15 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:00:56am

How is this different from the NY Times and the rest of the MSM?

16 DeathtotheSwiss  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:01:09am

Utter madness.

17 Dustyvet  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:01:51am

Must be sweeps week for Al-Jazeera?


The Manson family's got nothing on Radical Islamic serial killers...ROP, yeah right!

18 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:01:55am
19 vapig  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:01:59am

I try not to feel an irrational hatred for these animals, but the pride they take in cold blooded murder just makes my blood boil.

20 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:02:35am
21 Dianna  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:02:59am

This is ludicrous.

22 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:03:32am

re: #20 buzzsawmonkey

Yes for many reasons they should excell in Track & Field.

23 blutonazi98  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:03:40am

why does the left have such a hard time believing these people?


do comments about the one round solution get deleted?

24 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:05:38am
I want to salute Husam Dweidat, the hero of the Jerusalem bulldozer operation. I salute his soul.

I salute his brains. Which they're still sponging out of the cab right now as we speak.

How do you like them apples, you loathsome jihadist *#&$?

25 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:06:02am

anyone know anything about HIPPY ANARCHIST TRIBES?

26 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:06:32am

re: #25 yochanan

Spent a week with one. Why?

27 Pyrocles  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:06:36am

The only problem is that most of the Westerners who would watch this stuff on Youtube are either impressionable young people who would probably be swayed by the Islamist propaganda, or radical Leftists who would applaud it.

re: #14 ctrlL

Wise words, Iron Fist.

28 dr.mister  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:07:06am
Let all the free people in the world know that the decisive battle with Zionism is approaching...

Let's hope and pray that in this upcoming decisive battle, Israel takes care of this lunacy of a death cult once and for all.

29 winston06  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:07:11am

That segment is on al-Jazeera terror network. What else is new?

30 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:07:31am

Today i saw a pack of hippies/bums looked like something out of a bad sci fi or futurist movie.

31 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:07:57am
On March 11, 1978, twelve men and one woman managed to establish a Palestinian republic in a bus.

Let's see; terrorists, hijacking, genocidal killing... yep, sounds like a Palestinian republic, all right.

32 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:07:58am

re: #19 vapig,

I don't feel an irrational hatred towards the Mohammedans. Nor do I feel some form of irrational fear as they claim by accusing me of "Islamophobia".

33 experiencedtraveller  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:08:23am

re: #30 yochanan

Today i saw a pack of hippies/bums looked like something out of a bad sci fi or futurist movie.

As long as they are not being elected to office, I got no problems with hippies...

34 Charles  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:08:32am

re: #27 Pyrocles

The only problem is that most of the Westerners who would watch this stuff on Youtube are either impressionable young people who would probably be swayed by the Islamist propaganda, or radical Leftists who would applaud it.

The English version of Al Jazeera is cleverly slicked-up and sanitized for Western consumption. You'll never see shows like this one on the English version.

35 BIG  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:08:52am

The PLO-Arabs are nothing but a death cult.

36 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:09:12am

I'm ignorant. The male "martyrs" get 72 virgins, right? What do the female "martyrs" get? 72 color-coordinated burkas?

37 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:09:24am

re: #25 yochanan

anyone know anything about HIPPY ANARCHIST TRIBES?

Call the Terminix man. Don't wait, or they'll establish a whole colony.

38 Carolyn  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:09:30am

I hereby declare my inline roller skates as "Carolynstan"
/

39 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:09:48am

re: #30 yochanan

Here is the main site for a group you might enjoy, but I suggest taht you do a "search' of their name to get the back story.

40 Dianna  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:09:49am

re: #25 yochanan

That they're nonsense on the basis of their name alone?

41 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:10:14am

re: #35 BIG

Why limit it to the PLO? Hamas and Hizbullah want the same thing. So does al Qaeda.

Their methods may differ (in scope and timeline) but their goal is the same - the eradication of Israel.

42 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:10:37am
On March 11, 1978, twelve men and one woman managed to establish a Palestinian republic in a bus.

If it weren't in relation to such a vile event, this line would actually be quite funny.

43 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:10:38am

re: #36 quickjustice

Raisins in the sun...

44 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:11:22am

re: #37 Occasional Reader

Call the Terminix man. Don't wait, or they'll establish a whole colony.

I prefer Daleks. They'll make sure the hippie anarchist tribe is completely
EXTERRRRMINATED

45 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:11:55am

re: #42 Occasional Reader

I think it would be difficult to fill a bus with Palestinians who didn't believe in terrorism.

46 Sunlight  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:12:14am

re: #34 Charles

Charles - Please see comment 488 on the NY Times Belatedly Credits LGF thread. Thank you.

47 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:12:18am

re: #36 quickjustice

I'm ignorant. The male "martyrs" get 72 virgins, right? What do the female "martyrs" get? 72 color-coordinated burkas?

Nope - they become the virgins which the martyrs get ...

48 vapig  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:12:37am

re: #32 Iron Fist

You know what I mean - irrational in the sense that I hate them all because of a few. However, I've yet to hear a voice of reason or condemnation over there.

49 Alouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:12:45am

re: #45 WriterMom

I think it would be difficult to fill a bus with Palestinians who didn't believe in terrorism.

They are thrown under the bus.

50 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:13:06am
51 quickjustice  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:13:11am

re: #43 lawhawk

I'd say "pork chops in the sun", but I don't want to malign the noble hog! ;-)

52 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:13:47am

re: #41 lawhawk

Why limit it to organizations? Those are just smaller parts of the world wide jihad. Israel is ultimate humiliyashun for the Muslim world, so the Muslims that are closest to her have a special honour and special ability to more easily access and murder Jews. But, any infidel will do. It's destination Ummah, 24/7.

53 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:13:49am

active hippie underclass sort of like the scum that rioted in seattle and other places BLACK BLOK ANARCHISTS

they did not look like the old style dead heads this group looked violent and angry

54 kansas  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:13:57am

I want to salute all the martyrs, and send a very special salutation ..

Well I want to send them a not so special salutation. Chickenshit bastards.

55 FightingBack  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:14:45am

The people of Israel are a free people. They will not be subjugated by an armed minority.

56 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:15:15am

re: #49 Alouette

Well, any Muslim who throws a life of murder, death cult and terror 'under the bus' is at a high risk for...how shall we put it: DEATH themselves.

57 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:15:17am

dead heads at least seemed happy (pot overdose)

58 MarineMomSue  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:15:36am

re: #36 quickjustice

I'm ignorant. The male "martyrs" get 72 virgins, right? What do the female "martyrs" get? 72 color-coordinated burkas?

in varying shades of black.

59 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:15:49am

re: #33 experiencedtraveller

As long as they are not being elected to office, I got no problems with hippies...

"Uhh, that hippy ain't sitting right..."
Lrrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8

60 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:16:02am

Wow- what's with reuters checking in so much today?

61 Charles  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:16:31am

re: #46 Sunlight

Charles - Please see comment 488 on the NY Times Belatedly Credits LGF thread. Thank you.

I've added it to the LGF Hits section...

62 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:16:31am

re: #54 kansas

Prime Martyring Opportunity(FKA: TRE)

63 zmdavid  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:16:37am

re: #44 Kosh's Shadow

I prefer Daleks. They'll make sure the hippie anarchist tribe is completely
EXTERRRRMINATED

Maybe you can get a Bumbot

64 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:17:05am

re: #60 Sharmuta

Wow- what's with reuters checking in so much today?

They couldn't get in yesterday?

Or is something brewing in MSM-Land?

65 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:17:35am

re: #48 vapig,

Unfortunately, it is not the few. It's all in the Koran. Islam was established as a violently imperialistic Political/religious system. It degrades and corrupts almost everything it touches. There may be good people who are Islamic, but there is no good in Islam. As a wise man said, "By their fruits, you shall know them."

The fruit of Islam is violence.

66 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:17:41am

re: #59 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

"Uhh, that hippy ain't sitting right..."
Lrrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8

You have to clean them first. Too many years of poor hygiene is not seasoning in any lizardoids book.

67 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:17:45am

re: #34 Charles

The English version of Al Jazeera is cleverly slicked-up and sanitized for Western consumption. You'll never see shows like this one on the English version.

The same can be said for the mordauntly anti-American CNN International.

68 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:18:33am

re: #65 Iron Fist

The fruit of Islam is violence.

I'd add death and distruction in there, too.

69 Charles  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:19:22am

At least two Reuters hits were going to this page:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

70 Pyrocles  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:19:53am

I believe female martyrs are rewarded in Paradise by being able to visit their husbands. I doubt unmarried women can get to Paradise at all. Mohammed himself was shown visions of Hell, which was filled almost exclusively with women.

re: #58 MarineMomSue

in varying shades of black.

71 mingjaiyo  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:19:59am

I agree with ironfist. This sort of crap is so undereported by the overwhelming majority of media-Euro or American-as to be non-existant. I would be happy to see MEMRI broadcasts/translations splashed across tv sets in America,preferably on the 6:00 pm news (and that includes Fox with Brit Hume). This would certainly constitute "naming the enemy" in such a way as to be one heck of a headslap to the American majority that are never exposed to this sort of thing. Let the islamist knash teeth and seeth over it...use their own words and their own productions against them as often as possible.The louder their outcry the more viseral the reaction from the average American against them would be. This sort of tool being used as the longed for "wake up call" many of us here have been waiting for for years would be much preferable to another attack on US soil-especially one with potential to dwarf 11 Sept.

72 Charles  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:20:04am

Someone at Reuters searched Google for "sharif karim," the photographer who took the pictures mentioned on that page.

73 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:20:16am

re: #63 zmdavid

Maybe you can get a Bumbot

Or maybe one of these?

74 BIG  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:20:36am

re: #41 lawhawk

Why limit it to the PLO? Hamas and Hizbullah want the same thing. So does al Qaeda.

Their methods may differ (in scope and timeline) but their goal is the same - the eradication of Israel.

PLO-Arabs is my name for all "Palestinians" and their supporters. Since the "Palestinians" are recently invented group of like minded people that were created for the sole purpose of destroying Israel, I feel using their propaganda name is wrong.

75 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:20:41am

re: #62 WrathofG-d

Prime Martyring Opportunity(FKA: TRE)

It's like a strafing run, waiting... nay, begging... to happen.

76 opinionated  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:21:14am

File under: "You're with us or with the terrorists"

Israel has security concerns.

Notwithstanding, the Bush Administration goes out of its way to help the 'Palestinians' -screw Israeli security concerns.

U.S. Tries to Help 3 Scholars Barred From Leaving Gaza

Using a portable fingerprinting machine flown in from Washington for the interviews, the Americans were seeking to expedite the granting of study visas to the three scholars, despite Israeli concerns.

[Link: www.nytimes.com...]

Who believes the US would do as much for an American with a hassle in Saudi Arabia?

77 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:21:23am

re: #63 zmdavid

Maybe you can get a Bumbot

Just don't order anything by that name from a British supplier, or you may not get anything remotely like what you were expecting.

78 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:21:31am

re: #75 Occasional Reader

Box 'em in. Arrest them all.

79 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:21:49am

re: #69 Charles

At least two Reuters hits were going to this page:

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Ah - perhaps they were checking on what was said in the Jerusalem Post about you and lgf today (its linked in the NYT Belated Credit Thread somewhere (not by me!)).

80 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:22:22am

re: #77 Occasional Reader

Oh gawd...

81 Thanos  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:22:23am

I'm in a meeting so only have time to drop the usual thought when I see anything about AJ:


sunsabitches.

82 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:22:28am

re: #78 WrathofG-d

Box 'em in. Arrest them all.

"Arrest".... man, you're way too nice.

83 Land Shark  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:22:41am

It's because of garbage like this that I went from neutral in the Palestinian - Israeli conflict to completely 100% pro-Israel. If these asshats really wanted peace it would have happened long ago. But Islam only allows a peace were they are on top and everybody else is below them. It doesn't help that the Arabs in the Middle East only hear the lies of their media spews, which make our biased liberal MSM look like paragons of objectivity.

That's why I don't believe there will be peace over there until one side wipes the other out. I really hate coming to that conclusion, that all out war is inevitable, but what other conclusion can one reach when one side (the Muslims), wants to wipe out the other and uses any peaceful period to build up might for the next conflict?

84 Sunlight  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:22:42am

re: #61 Charles

I've added it to the LGF Hits section...

Great. Could you please put a Related Links at the bottom of the original post in the LGF Hits and list the subsequent front page posts on the topic (and keep adding them as we go if you do more)?

85 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:22:54am

re: #82 Occasional Reader

"Arrest".... man, you're way too nice.

Nicer than even Jesse Jackson.

86 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:23:00am

re: #72 Charles

Interesting- wonder if he's had any pictures published lately.

87 Carolyn  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:23:05am

re: #36 quickjustice

I'm ignorant. The male "martyrs" get 72 virgins, right? What do the female "martyrs" get? 72 color-coordinated burkas?

Hey the jihadess gets to be the "fairest in deathland".

88 CIA Reject  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:23:55am

re: #72 Charles

Someone at Reuters searched Google for "sharif karim," the photographer who took the pictures mentioned on that page.

They're probably trying to find other photos he did to stuff them down the memory hole out of fear that they are fakes as well.

89 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:24:00am

re: #76 opinionated

Hmmm...engineering and computer science.

Maybe they will want to go to flight school while they are in America?

90 vapig  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:24:15am

re: #65 Iron Fist

"By their fruits, you shall know them."

Yes I believe that. I think one of the things that has disturbed me the most over this is the silence from people who you would have thought would be outraged by these barbarians.

Just today I read a story posted in the links section about the silence from feminists (I'm not a feminist - I'm a traditionalist) who crowed their victory over eliminating a "men at work" sign from a city - yet were silent about an honor killing right here in the US.

I think the non-reaction to this behavior in THIS country is what disturbs me the most. This barbarity must NOT be tolerated here!

91 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:24:33am

re: #77 Occasional Reader

Just don't order anything by that name from a British supplier, or you may not get anything remotely like what you were expecting.

I know. I tried to order a fag from the UK & all I got was a cigarette...

92 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:24:40am

For perspective, not that regulars here need it, but for any visiting ExtraMissileFraud readers, we need an update with that photo of one of the babies he tried to kill.

93 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:25:12am

re: #91 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Just don't order a napkin in a restaurant.

94 Charles  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:26:11am

re: #86 Sharmuta

Interesting- wonder if he's had any pictures published lately.

He sure has -- and from the photos at Yahoo, he looks very much like a Hizballah operative.

[Link: news.search.yahoo.com...]

95 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:26:46am

re: #83 Land Shark

If these asshats really wanted peace it would have happened long ago.

They don't want peace. They want the destruction of Israel.

As everyone knows, even Clinton said they could've had peace and a nation, but Arafat said no:

The Israeli cabinet agreed. Clinton wrote in his memoir "My Life" that "It was historic: an Israeli government had said that to get peace, there would be a Palestinian state in roughly 97 percent of the West Bank, counting the swap, and all of Gaza where Israel also had settlements."

But despite US pressure, Arafat could not bring himself to agree.

"Arafat said no again," Clinton wrote, adding how he closed the negotiations with a great sense of frustration and sadness."

The "peace" problem has never been on the Israeli side.

96 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:26:49am

re: #93 WriterMom

Just don't order a napkin in a restaurant.

Why? (Or should I not have asked?)

97 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:26:49am

re: #82 Occasional Reader


I've been toying in my head with an alternative resolution the Phakestinian/Israel conflict, which consists of formally accepting post 1967 Israel as Israel proper, making the Arabs living there citizens, then arresting them all for Treason, sentencing them, then carrying out the punishment.

98 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:27:14am

re: #94 Charles


Charles-I was just going to post that...loook at photo 3 here.


He did the dreaded Mickey Mouse Toys of Doom!

99 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:27:18am

re: #75 Occasional Reader,

I see things like that, and all I can think is "Cluster Bomb".

100 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:27:55am

re: #96 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Think women's products...

101 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:28:13am

re: #90 vapig

As far as I'm concerned, they showed themselves up for the sham and fake they were when the Taliban took over in Afghanistan and forced the women into burqas, ect ect - you all know what happened! - and from all the 'professional' feminists all over the world there was not a single peep, not one word, nothing ...
Bunch of WABs, the lot of them.

102 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:28:27am

re: #98 WriterMom

Charles-I was just going to post that...loook at photo 3 here.


He did the dreaded Mickey Mouse Toys of Doom!

Wow!

103 razorbacker  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:28:49am

re: #91 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

I know. I tried to order a fag from the UK & all I got was a cigarette...

Wait until they offer to, "Come around tomorrow and knock you up."

America and England are separated by a common language. Oh, and Austrailia, too.

104 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:28:56am

re: #91 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Just be glad that was all you got!

105 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:29:01am

He's BUSTED.

This is his SECOND fautography SITUATION!

106 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:29:49am

re: #100 WriterMom

Think women's products...

Ah. Last year I went to the shore with my best friend & his wife. A seagull crapped right on his face. To compound his humiliation, the only thing she had in her purse to give him to clean up with was a "napkin."

107 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:29:57am
108 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:30:13am

re: #96 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Why? (Or should I not have asked?)

Ahem, as one of the resident Brits of LGF, I just have to debunk what I know will be the answer.

Napkin does not (only) mean Kotex, and therefore we use "serviette" in the UK.

We are a class-conscious society, and it is considered inelegant to use "serviette" if you speak RP English.

We do knock you up in the mornings, though.

109 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:30:15am

re: #94 Charles

It's a little disturbing to see he has access to government meetings.

110 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:30:18am

I'd like to give a shout out to.....

These people are sick. Mentally ill.

111 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:30:27am

re: #103 razorbacker

Don't forget Canada. We all have our funny dialects across the world.

112 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:30:42am
113 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:31:04am

re: #103 razorbacker

Wait until they offer to, "Come around tomorrow and knock you up."

America and England are separated by a common language. Oh, and Austrailia, too.

Truck = lorry
Elevator = lift
Botulism = steak & kidney pie

114 Sunlight  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:31:20am

re: #79 yma o hyd

Here's the JPost article. They name Charles/LGF right up top!
[Link: www.jpost.com...]

115 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:32:34am

re: #42 Occasional Reader

On March 11, 1978, twelve men and one woman managed to establish a Palestinian republic in a bus.

If it weren't in relation to such a vile event, this line would actually be quite funny.

Shirley Jones is still working; she could be the loving maternal figure Dalal al-Partridge, driving a bunch of singing shaheeds around in a patchwork-painted "Sovereign Republic of Palestine."

Plus, American moviegoers have an unbroken track record of going crazy for big-screen versions of the campy '70s TV shows they used to watch indiscriminately when they were six years old and sugar-stoned on Fruity Pebbles -- I smell boffo B.O., baby!

Now pass me the mirror, please; I need another line.

116 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:32:59am
117 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:33:36am
118 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:33:37am

re: #114 Sunlight

Here's the JPost article. They name Charles/LGF right up top!
[Link: www.jpost.com...]

"but Charles Johnson of the Little Green Footballs blog wrote"

What...no claim that this is a conservative blog unlike WaPo? I'm miffed.

119 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:33:42am

re: #114 Sunlight

Thats the one I meant!
Thanks.

120 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:34:14am

totally tacky, funny, not work or wife safe but i needed a laugh.

121 hazzyday  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:34:23am

My experience with Iranians in college drafting class. I did the assignments, I was friends with them. One of them asked if he could review my work. He did. He also xeroxed it, scribbled out my initials on the drawing and all four of them handed in my work as theirs. The teacher caught it. I caught hell. This was pre Carter. Pre Photoshop. These kids were engineers.

122 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:34:33am

I wonder if Sharif Karim eats at Buns and Guns.

123 nyc redneck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:35:24am

these jihadis will be emboldened, not satisfied by the destruction of israel.
they will turn their evil beady eyes to the west and that means us.
we can't forget that. if they are successful in destroying israel, just imagine how successful they will be in recruiting more killers from around the world.
that act alone could really galvanize the enemy. we can't let it happen.

124 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:36:47am

Thomas the Tank Engine videos are an excellent source of English to English translation.

125 CIA Reject  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:36:54am

re: #121 hazzyday

My experience with Iranians in college drafting class. I did the assignments, I was friends with them. One of them asked if he could review my work. He did. He also xeroxed it, scribbled out my initials on the drawing and all four of them handed in my work as theirs. The teacher caught it. I caught hell. This was pre Carter. Pre Photoshop. These kids were engineers.

We had the same thing in our class. We all agreed that the best thing that could be done with the clowns was to give them their degrees and SEND THEM HOME!

/CRASH, BOOM, BANG

126 Land Shark  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:37:49am

re: #90 vapig

That's because most so called feminist organizations aren't really interested in helping women, just like most so called environmental organizations don't really care about the environment. It's all about pushing socialism/Marxism or whatever leftist swill they peddle at that moment. Look at the rhetoric these people use, it's all about blasting capitalism and the market economy and the United States.

Let's face it, it's much easier and safer for feminists to be activists and protest and carry-on in the US were they have rights as opposed to some Islamic hellhole where they'll get arrested and beaten to a pulp (and probably raped as well) and be very lucky if they get out of it alive. No different than those piss ant anarchists who protest the G8 and the like only in the west. Intellectual cowardice runs deep in the left.

127 Josephine  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:40:29am

re: #111 BlueCanuck

Don't forget Canada. We all have our funny dialects across the world.

It's changing, though.

My mother used to say chesterfield (now we say couch) and serviette (now we say napkin).

128 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:40:53am

re: #115 Throbert McGee

"A whole lotta jihad is what we'll be bringin'
C'mon get happy!"


[I had sort of thing for Laurie Partridge... sigh]

129 hermeneutics  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:41:55am

I'm not following the scent very well. How do we know/suspect it is Sharif Karim?

130 coquimbojoe  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:42:00am

re: #128 Occasional Reader

"A whole lotta jihad is what we'll be bringin'
C'mon get happy spoldey!"

Fixed it for you.

131 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:42:20am

I'm soooo confused. If Palestine existed before the evil Zionists stole it in 1948, how was the first full Palestinian republic created on a bus in 1978?

132 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:43:02am

re: #131 WrathofG-d

I'm soooo confused. If Palestine existed before the evil Zionists stole it in 1948, how was the first full Palestinian republic created on a bus in 1978?

Uh, well, you see, RACIST!

133 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:43:07am

sort of a thing

134 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:43:25am

re: #115 Throbert McGee

Shirley Jones is still working

Separated at birth?

Shirley Jones

Hillary Clinton

135 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:43:30am

re: #129 hermeneutics

I'm not following the scent very well. How do we know/suspect it is Sharif Karim?

No- it's someone who ran a search for Sharif Karim.

136 razorbacker  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:43:49am

re: #111 BlueCanuck

Don't forget Canada. We all have our funny dialects across the world.

Oh, right. Canada. Well ermmmm, you see...my, my, my. How to say this without hurting someone's feelings. For that is the only unforgiveable crime nowadays.I never really considered Canada as a foreign country. The kafkaesque show trials of Mr. Steyn and Western Standard have done much to change it, but I always looked upon Canada as well-mannered Yankees with a slight speech impediment regarding 'ou' and 'oo' pronunciation.

Sorry about that and all. I'm sure that y'all have some real stem-winder America-haters. It's just that if you drag out your smelliest, vilest most firmly committed Death-to-the-Great-Satanist I have no doubt that I can top him with a single trip to any major Ivy League institution.

Or the Department of Motor Vehicles, whichever you prefer.

137 JohnnyReb  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:44:14am

You know I would suggest everyone stay away from any kind of bus until this election is over. Safety first, just saying.......

138 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:45:09am

re: #132 Silhouette

Chronological order is a Zionist plot against the proud Ummah.

139 hermeneutics  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:45:11am

re: #135 Sharmuta

No- it's someone who ran a search for Sharif Karim.

Okay. Just hoping there was more to it, that's all.

140 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:45:16am

re: #127 Josephine

I blame the American media empires feeding us Canadians their drivel and poor language skills. ;)

/just kidding folks. some times you have to get away from the CBC. :p

141 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:45:35am

re: #131 WrathofG-d

I'm soooo confused. If Palestine existed before the evil Zionists stole it in 1948, how was the first full Palestinian republic created on a bus in 1978?

Q: Where was the most unusual place you ever created a Palestinian republic?

A: "Well, I guess that would have to be in the bus, Bob*."


(* hat tip: Apocryphal "The Newlywed Game" episode)

142 Pyrocles  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:45:51am

They've said that their next immediate goal is to reclaim Al Andalus, after "reclaiming" Israel.

re: #123 nyc redneck

these jihadis will be emboldened, not satisfied by the destruction of israel.
they will turn their evil beady eyes to the west and that means us.
we can't forget that. if they are successful in destroying israel, just imagine how successful they will be in recruiting more killers from around the world.
that act alone could really galvanize the enemy. we can't let it happen.

143 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:46:12am

re: #136 razorbacker

I understand. Still think sometimes we are just a state in waiting.

144 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:46:16am

re: #128 Occasional Reader

[I had sort of thing for Laurie Partridge... sigh]

You and the rest of the of teenage boy America! Except for the Maureen McCormick fans, obviously.

145 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:46:28am

re: #139 hermeneutics

Well- it's always interesting when reuters shows up more than a couple times in one day. 10 is higher than usual.

146 Opinionated  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:46:29am

Charles: There is more to this story.

Know the Palestinian Authority, the good terrorists who are armed, trained, supported and funded by Bush and Rice and Olmert and Livni. The good guys who just want to live in peace? Abbas and the other saints.

PA wants 'festive' funeral for coastal road killer

The Palestinian Authority has asked Israel to hand over the remains of Dalal Mughrabi, the Palestinian woman who led the March 11, 1978 coastal road attack in which 36 people were murdered and 71 wounded.

Israel is planning to deliver Mughrabi's remains, together with those of scores of Palestinians and Lebanese, to Hizbullah in the context of the new prisoner exchange between the two sides. The PA said in its request that it wanted to "honor" Mughrabi by holding a big funeral for her in Ramallah.

Azzam al-Ahmed, a senior Fatah official closely associated with PA President Mahmoud Abbas, described Mughrabi, whose family originally came from Jaffa, as a "the first Palestinian woman to carry out one of the most courageous operations in Israel." He claimed that in her will, Mughrabi, who belonged to Fatah, had asked her family to see to it that she was buried in "Palestine."

"We want to turn Dalal's funeral into a national wedding, a major celebration," the Fatah official said. "The operation she carried out off the shores of her hometown of Jaffa was heroic and exemplary. She will always be remembered as a symbol for the Palestinian women's struggle."

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

147 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:46:32am

is there any difference between CBC & PBS? Besides the logo and the begging for donations?

148 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:46:40am

re: #141 Occasional Reader

Q: Where was the most unusual place you ever created a Palestinian republic?

A: "Well, I guess that would have to be in the bus, Bob*."


(* hat tip: Apocryphal "The Newlywed Game" episode)

Well, one time in the sidecar of an old German motorcycle.

149 Diamond Bullet  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:46:40am

re: #47 yma o hyd

Nope - they become the virgins which the martyrs get ...

Yep - instead of being 1 of 4 wives, they are 1 of 72. That way they only have to deal with him once every 72 days instead of every 4, which for the average Arab woman truly is heaven itself.

150 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:47:15am

re: #108 vbspursWe are a class-conscious society, and it is considered inelegant to use "serviette" if you speak RP English.

Ironic that a French loanword would be considered "inelegant."

So if "serviette" is inelegant and "napkin" means The Rag, what do RP speakers ask for at the table? Do they just wipe their hands on the nearest peasant?

151 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:47:29am

re: #143 BlueCanuck

will trade masshole for alberta

152 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:47:31am

re: #144 vbspurs

You and the rest of the of teenage boy America! Except for the Maureen McCormick fans, obviously.

"Teenage"? I was about 7 at the time!

153 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:47:51am

re: #147 yochanan

PBS has better science shows?

/and far fewer commercials.

154 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:48:03am

re: #150 Throbert McGee

So if "serviette" is inelegant and "napkin" means The Rag, what do RP speakers ask for at the table? Do they just wipe their hands on the nearest peasant?

Send for the fish knives Norman!

155 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:48:59am

re: #151 yochanan

Nope, not a fair trade. Toss in Florida and Louisianna and we may consider it.

156 DesertSage  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:49:42am

Cheesy Poofs

157 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:49:51am

re: #152 Occasional Reader

"Teenage"? I was about 7 at the time!

Thank God for TV-Land and the Hallmark channel, etc, else I wouldn't even know who Laurie Patridge was. :)

158 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:50:01am

re: #153 BlueCanuck


i would rather have the commericals than the BEGGING FOR DONATIONS, @ least during the commericals you can take a 'P' or get the raw material for a "p" i.e. beer.

the BEGGING GOES ON AND ON. AND USUALLY ONLY ON THE POPULAR SHOWS.

159 hermeneutics  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:50:17am

For those in the Aspen area, there's a world-class mountain bike race today through the weekend.

160 CheDub  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:50:20am

Of course Al-Jazeera has a youtube channel. YT being owned by Google, I'm surprised they don't have a sponsorship deal.

161 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:50:57am

re: #147 yochanan

is there any difference between CBC & PBS? Besides the logo and the begging for donations?

It's all BS.

162 JohnnyReb  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:51:01am

re: #144 vbspurs

You and the rest of the of teenage boy America! Except for the Maureen McCormick fans, obviously.


Uh we couldn't have a thing for both?

163 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:51:52am

re: #141 Occasional Reader

That is really funny. I can just see the show now.

Maybe the born in a bus thing was a cheap pandering to American Leftists.

164 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:52:04am

re: #155 BlueCanuck

NAW JUST GIVE US THE NEWFIES AND ALBERTIANS AND WE WILL CALL IT EVEN, do you really want N>O.? would give you N.O. for free add it to quebec.

165 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:52:14am

re: #158 yochanan

the BEGGING GOES ON AND ON. AND USUALLY ONLY ON THE POPULAR SHOWS.

Actually, I'd rather have the begging for donations (which highlights to the charitable side of America) than what we in the UK have to endure.

A mandatory yearly television licence fee. I can opt out of the charity. I can't of taxes.

166 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:52:15am

re: #157 vbspurs

Thank God for TV-Land and the Hallmark channel, etc, else I wouldn't even know who Laurie Patridge was. :)

I had to look up "Maureen McCormick". Why didn't you just say Marcia Brady? Sheesh! Anyway... she never did it for me. It was Laurie, or Jeannie (Barbara Eden), or Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.

167 razorbacker  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:52:53am

re: #143 BlueCanuck

I understand. Still think sometimes we are just a state in waiting.

Heh. Back in the day, when Quebec was all atwitter to go it alone, I used to think, "Well why not? Let Quebec split away to statehood and offer membership into the United States to western Canada."

Silly of me, I know. To assume that everyone secretly harbors a desire to be covered by the US Constitution.

But, was it silly or simply an idea before its time? It looks like the United States Supreme Court has come around to my way of thinking. Constitutional rights for all!

168 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:53:18am

re: #155 BlueCanuck

Nope, not a fair trade. Toss in Florida and Louisianna and we may consider it.

You get Vermont, Oregon & Washington State. We get Yukon, Alberta & Saskatchewan. We stop making fun of English-speaking Canadians, you take back Celine Dion. Deal?

169 zmdavid  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:53:20am

re: #153 BlueCanuck

PBS has better science shows?

/and far fewer commercials.

PBS makes some of their shows available on Hulu?

170 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:53:30am

re: #155 BlueCanuck,

YOu actually want Louisianna? WTH is wrong with you?

171 Boston Patriot  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:53:57am

Primitive savages.

172 DesertSage  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:54:20am

re: #166 Occasional Reader

I had to look up "Maureen McCormick". Why didn't you just say Marcia Brady? Sheesh! Anyway... she never did it for me. It was Laurie, or Jeannie (Barbara Eden), or Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.

I always liked Elizabeth Montgomery.

173 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:54:34am

re: #170 Iron Fist

,

YOu actually want Louisianna? WTH is wrong with you?

ssshhhh!

174 uptight  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:54:39am

Despite their modern infrastructure, indulgence in all aspects 21st Century sophistication, technology, telecommunications and trade, Arab culture still retain this primitive warrior crap at its heart. Lurking in its collective psyche.

It matters not a single jot, how fucking awful terrorism makes them look to the world. It doesn't matter how far back the suicide bombings set the "Palestinians". At the end of the day, it just pleases "the Arab Street" to see the blood, guts and gore of a golld old martyrdom. The gory deaths of infidels causes them to hold the deranged, mass-murdering bitch responsible in the highest esteem.

The only way they'll change is this ugly side to their nature is exposed in the West. Again and again and again and again, until the message penetrates their Klingon skulls that this shit is not acceptable in this day and age.

MEMRI needs it's only TV show - syndicated across the world - at prime time.

175 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:54:44am

re: #166 Occasional Reader

Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island.

Did you hear, the new choice is: Ginger of Mary Jane?

;)

176 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:55:08am

re: #172 DesertSage

I always liked Elizabeth Montgomery.

My mother could be her double. It's eerie.

177 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:55:19am

re: #164 yochanan

Nope, can't give up the Newfies. We need some one to pick on, and drink with.

/never try to out drink a newfie.

178 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:55:42am

re: #150 Throbert McGee

We are a class-conscious society, and it is considered inelegant to use "serviette" if you speak RP English.

Ironic that a French loanword would be considered "inelegant."

So if "serviette" is inelegant and "napkin" means The Rag, what do RP speakers ask for at the table? Do they just wipe their hands on the nearest peasant?

See - thats the pitfalls of English class Society!
The toffs (thats the Upper classes) ask for napkins (and of course, these are never paper ones!), the lower classes, especially those who aspire to be better than they ought to be, ask for serviettes.
Rule is, if it sounds highfalutin', its lower class trying to sound posh.
If it sounds ever so slightly rude, its Upper Class - ebcause they don't ahve to prove a thing ...

179 yochanan[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:55:51am
180 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:56:47am

re: #177 BlueCanuck

been to st. john once long time ago as well as the ilse magdeline.

181 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:56:52am

re: #168 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

you take back Celine Dion

Are you kidding? She was the best damn woman that I've ever seen!

182 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:56:56am

re: #176 vbspurs

My mother could be her double. It's eerie.

Nope, nothing I can say here that won't get deleted.

183 razorbacker  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:57:00am

re: #170 Iron Fist

,

YOu actually want Louisianna? WTH is wrong with you?

Repatriated Arcadians.

184 DesertSage  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:57:02am
185 WrathofG-d  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:57:04am

re: #174 uptight

....and our attempt to change them, or more accurately expect them to change....is why we haven't gotten anywhere.

We should get over waiting for them to change, and move right into doing what is necessary for our own protection, etc.

186 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:57:16am

re: #170 Iron Fist

Hmmmm *checks beer mug* What time is it again?

/I blame the beer, ran into a newfie yesterday. ;)

187 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:57:39am

re: #178 yma o hyd

See - thats the pitfalls of English class Society!
The toffs (thats the Upper classes) ask for napkins (and of course, these are never paper ones!), the lower classes, especially those who aspire to be better than they ought to be, ask for serviettes.
Rule is, if it sounds highfalutin', its lower class trying to sound posh.
If it sounds ever so slightly rude, its Upper Class - ebcause they don't ahve to prove a thing ...

Well la de dah.

188 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:57:53am

re: #170 Iron Fist

,

YOu actually want Louisianna? WTH is wrong with you?

Hmmm... good food, and a nice supply of oil and natural gas offshore. I'd take it, despite the persistent presence of politicians.

189 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:57:53am

re: #177 BlueCanuck

Whaaaa?
You make your lovely dogs drunk?

Well I never!

190 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:58:13am

re: #178 yma o hyd

funny a napkin in some usage is for 'wymon' to use

191 hermeneutics  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:58:46am

re: #178 yma o hyd

See - thats the pitfalls of English class Society!
The toffs (thats the Upper classes) ask for napkins (and of course, these are never paper ones!), the lower classes, especially those who aspire to be better than they ought to be, ask for serviettes.
Rule is, if it sounds highfalutin', its lower class trying to sound posh.
If it sounds ever so slightly rude, its Upper Class - ebcause they don't ahve to prove a thing ...

So true, Yma. Sigh.

192 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:58:53am

re: #183 razorbacker

Repatriated Arcadians.

Also part of the Louisianna purchase.

193 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:59:04am

re: #70 Pyrocles

I believe female martyrs are rewarded in Paradise by being able to visit their husbands. I doubt unmarried women can get to Paradise at all. Mohammed himself was shown visions of Hell, which was filled almost exclusively with women.

Kind of answers where they would have to go to get all their virgins, doesn't it?

194 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:59:04am

dog is now off the chinese menu for the olympics

195 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:59:33am

re: #144 vbspurs

You and the rest of the of teenage boy America! Except for the Maureen McCormick fans, obviously.

[snifffffffffffffffff] "Oh! Oh! We could bring in the Brady kids as a rival Palestinian gang government -- it would be, like, a metaphor thing for whatchamacallem, Fatah and Hummus."

"Perfect! Or, should I say, NEAR-perfection. Here, let me have that again." [snifffffffffffffffff... sniff-sniff... SHNOOOORT!] Okay, check this: Keith Partridge and Greg Brady are gay Palestinian cowboys who are secretly in love and know kung fu. Nah, it doesn't matter if they really do or not -- it's all wirework and CGI anyway. Somebody get Ang Lee on the phone before my heart explodes..."

196 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:59:51am

re: #178 yma o hyd

The toffs (thats the Upper classes)

If you ever want to see the closest thing to an American counterpart, rent (or download or whatever the heck it is we do these days) the movie Metropolitan. (Warning: It's kind of boring.)

American toffs do exist. They're just... irrelevant.

197 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:59:53am

re: #194 yochanan

dog is now off the chinese menu for the olympics

4-legged "magic" chicken is still available, right?

198 hermeneutics  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 11:59:53am

re: #187 debutaunt

Well la de dah.

La Tea duh.

199 WV.Hillbilly  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:00:09pm

I remember another bulldozer operation in Jenin.
How'd that one work out for you, Hadji?

Ask Rachel Corrie about her bulldozer operation.

200 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:00:22pm

re: #187 debutaunt

Well la de dah.

Yep - thats the best reaction to it!

There are really people who go on about this, in real life ...! The Beeb had a hilarious sitcom on this subject, can't recall the title just now ...

201 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:00:30pm

re: #189 yma o hyd

Ahem, Newfie as in a person from Newfoundland. Not the dogs.

/not that cruel.

202 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:00:49pm
203 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:00:54pm

re: #198 hermeneutics

La Tea duh.

That's an interesting accent.

204 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:00:59pm

remember being told by a queber cab driver telling me that the coonazz what to join quebec. told him don't hold your breath.

205 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:01:00pm

re: #5 Iron Fist

Actually, I'm not against this. Too many Americans remain in the dark about the nature of our enemy, and the darker aspects of Mohammedanism that fuel them. They hear the "Religion of Peace" mantra, and, because they see nothing else, they believe it.

Let everyone hear the bloodthirsty Mohammedans for what they are, and maybe we'd make better progress in this war.

You have too much faith in humanity my friend. I feel that granting them a platform would not be beneficial.

206 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:01:09pm

re: #178 yma o hyd

the lower classes, especially those who aspire to be better than they ought to be, ask for serviettes.

That's EXACTLY it.

Instead of the sarc about class-snobbery most people take from this, those who use a euphemistism are merely doing so because they think the upper-classes would never be so unrefined as to allude to sanitary belts.

Ironically, the educated are very plain-spoken. When you have to pee, you go to the loo, not EVER to the "water closet".

/this is my second sanitary belt mention of the day. I'm worried.

207 Josephine  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:02:13pm

I wish I could ask some former CBC employees who moved to Al Jazeera just what they think of this type of thing. It must not bother them.

Tony Burman

Avi Lewis

Brendan Connor

Nick Spicer

Sue Phillips

[My first self-deletion.]

208 uptight  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:02:19pm

Despite their modern infrastructure, indulgence in all aspects 21st Century sophistication, technology, telecommunications and trade, Arab culture still retains this primitive warrior crap at its heart. Lurking in its collective psyche.

It matters not a single jot, how fucking awful terrorism makes them look to the world. It doesn't matter how far back the suicide bombings set the "Palestinians". At the end of the day, it just pleases "the Arab Street" to see the blood, guts and gore of a good old martyrdom. The gory death of infidels causes them to hold the deranged, mass-murdering bitch responsible in the highest esteem.

Perhaps they feel it claws back some of the glory of their barbaric past. That's what baffles us the most. We spend our efforts trying to move on from the gory, unsophisticated, barbaric aspects of ours.

The only way they'll change is this ugly side to their nature is exposed in the West. Again and again and again and again, until the message penetrates their Klingon skulls that this shit is not acceptable in this day and age.

MEMRI needs it's only TV show - syndicated across the world - at prime time.

209 jorline  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:02:25pm

re: #174 uptight

Avatar = LGF with a european flair uptight? Little green Foosball.

210 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:02:27pm

canuks tell nofie jokes

211 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:02:46pm

re: #190 yochanan

The British aristocracy does not deal with such issues - anything below the belt does not exist, and thats that!
Utterly hlarious - I think the Mitford sisters have written brilliantly about this.

212 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:03:22pm

I'm gonna see if I can sneak outta work early.

213 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:03:50pm

Reverse snobbery is everywhere. Profs with PhDs at my university never refered to each other as Dr., because it was presumed that they all were. Only the students called them that.

214 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:04:00pm

re: #36 quickjustice

I'm ignorant. The male "martyrs" get 72 virgins, right? What do the female "martyrs" get? 72 color-coordinated burkas?

72 more people before whom they must be servile.

215 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:04:08pm

newfoundland/lab. only became canuk after ww2

216 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:04:09pm

re: #191 hermeneutics

{hermeneutics}!
How are things with you?

217 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:04:14pm

re: #206 vbspurs

That's EXACTLY it.

Instead of the sarc about class-snobbery most people take from this, those who use a euphemistism are merely doing so because they think the upper-classes would never be so unrefined as to allude to sanitary belts.

Ironically, the educated are very plain-spoken. When you have to pee, you go to the loo, not EVER to the "water closet".

/this is my second sanitary belt mention of the day. I'm worried.

My Favorite Year has a wonderful part when the Mother says, "Welcome to our humble chapeau."

218 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:04:50pm

re: #210 yochanan

Yeah, a little early but here it goes before I leave for the day.

What's black and blue and floats in St. John's harbour (capital of Newfoundland)
/ .
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..
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.
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A mainlander telling too many newfie jokes.

/poof.

219 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:04:51pm

I'm just barely old enough that I might've theoretically seen some episodes of The Brady Bunch when they originally aired, but all my memories of the show are from '80s reruns.

By the late '80s I was old enough to have teen-homo DILF hots for Mike Brady... at least in the early seasons, before the Perm.

220 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:05:00pm

re: #213 Silhouette

Reverse snobbery is everywhere. Profs with PhDs at my university never refered to each other as Dr., because it was presumed that they all were. Only the students called them that.

I never called a phd a doc. - they are professors.

221 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:05:22pm

re: #201 BlueCanuck

Huge sigh of relief ...

I love newfies - the four-legged kind, that is!

222 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:05:24pm

re: #211 yma o hyd

Utterly hlarious - I think the Mitford sisters have written brilliantly about this.

Nancy Mitford did. Her other sisters were too busy being either Nazis, Commies, or Duchesses. With the exception of the latter (a very sweet lady), they were a bunch of snakes.

Here is the book, which didn't go down well then, and has dated horribly now.

[Link: www.amazon.com...]

223 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:05:26pm

re: #206 vbspurs

Ironically, the educated are very plain-spoken. When you have to pee, you go to the loo, not EVER to the "water closet".

Whereas proper lil' ol' southern ladies properly say that we must powder our noses...like a racehorse!

224 hermeneutics  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:05:39pm

Anyone know if it is true that Israeli fighter planes are in Iraq airspace and airports ... right now? Practicing/preparing, I presume, if true.

Time to drill for domestic oil!

225 razorbacker  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:05:39pm

The CBC has much to answer for. But a couple of questions...HGTV has an astounding number of shows produced in Canada (according to the credits).

Any fool can plainly see that HGTV is nothing more than a front for some as-yet-unknown entity dedicated to relieving my wife from my money.

So what are you guys doing with all my cash? And why in the world is "purple going to be the next hot color?" And what andon God's green earth are we supposed to do with all those granite countertops left over from the next remodel. And why do decorators hate ceiling fans?

And once you have a bedroom and bathroom for everyone in the house, how many more are needed? Perhaps just one more, for whoever wanders in off the street?

226 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:06:06pm

re: #219 Throbert McGee

So do you guys have endless "Gilligan or Skipper" debates?

227 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:06:28pm

re: #218 BlueCanuck

thought it would have been a newfi's wifie

228 hermeneutics  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:07:08pm

re: #216 yma o hyd

{hermeneutics}!
How are things with you?

Life continues, thank you! I wish I understood life's trajectory, though.

229 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:07:10pm

re: #226 Occasional Reader

So do you guys have endless "Gilligan or Skipper" debates?

Just trying to ease out of the sanitary napkin thing.

230 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:07:15pm

Lord Haha and Tokyo Rose would be network anchors if we had WWII today.

231 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:07:21pm

re: #206 vbspurs

not EVER to the "water closet".

Does anybody actually call it the "water closet"?

232 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:07:24pm

re: #225 razorbacker

Odd, because HGTV headquarters are in Knoxville, TN. And you'd think their Christmas decorations would be fantastic, but they're just "eh."

233 BlueCanuck  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:07:33pm

re: #227 yochanan

You kidding? They pack a meaner wallop then their husbands.

234 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:07:50pm

re: #196 Occasional Reader

American toffs do exist. They're just... irrelevant.

Well, not really. There's one in the White House now, and both in 2000, and 2004, they were his opponents.

235 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:08:11pm

re: #229 debutaunt

Just trying to ease out of the sanitary napkin thing.

What did I just log into?

236 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:08:43pm

re: #224 hermeneutics

Israel released a statement that the story was completely groundless...I saw it in the Jerusalem Post, or Yediot-I can't remember which.

237 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:09:03pm

re: #235 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

What did I just log into?

Do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?

238 A440Hz  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:09:06pm

Her definition of suicide vis-a-vis martyrdom is, shall we say, nuanced? We're talking John Kerry/Barack Obama nuance here.

239 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:09:25pm

re: #235 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

HousePrOn Gilligan's Island Brady Bunch Funny English Expressions thread.

240 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:09:28pm

re: #231 Occasional Reader

heard it being called a W.C.

241 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:09:31pm

re: #235 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

What did I just log into?

Don't scroll back.

242 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:09:50pm

re: #234 vbspurs

Well, not really. There's one in the White House now, and both in 2000, and 2004, they were his opponents.

Somewhat different phenomenon, I would argue. But point taken.

243 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:09:52pm

re: #237 Occasional Reader

Do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

244 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:09:53pm

re: #236 WriterMom

Israel released a statement that the story was completely groundless...I saw it in the Jerusalem Post, or Yediot-I can't remember which.

Of course they are going to deny it. True or false, there are a lot of Iranians crapping in their pants rights about now. Let them wonder.

245 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:10:07pm

re: #237 Occasional Reader

You are NOT thinking of what I think you are thinking.

Because if you are that is TOTALLY disgusting.

HAHAHAHA and I like it.

246 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:10:11pm

re: #206 vbspurs

That's EXACTLY it.

Instead of the sarc about class-snobbery most people take from this, those who use a euphemistism are merely doing so because they think the upper-classes would never be so unrefined as to allude to sanitary belts.

Ironically, the educated are very plain-spoken. When you have to pee, you go to the loo, not EVER to the "water closet".

/this is my second sanitary belt mention of the day. I'm worried.

Don't worry - all things come in threes ..

But yes, you got it in one - upper and educated people say it as it is, without mental and verbal gymnastics, and without blushing.
And the higher the rank, the more straightforward they are.
Also - they refrain from using their titles, be they lords and ladys, or be they doctors and professors - its just 'not done'.

Not that I've ever met a member of the British aristocracy - not to my knowledge, that is ..

247 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:10:35pm

re: #238 A440Hz

Her definition of suicide vis-a-vis martyrdom is, shall we say, nuanced? We're talking John Kerry/Barack Obama nuance here.

It all boils down to "did you manage to murder some Jews or not".

248 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:10:39pm

re: #243 debutaunt

OK-so it's confirmed.

LOLOLOL.

249 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:10:52pm

re: #237 Occasional Reader

Do you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?

I call them Hangovers.

re: #241 debutaunt

Don't scroll back.

I'll take that advice.

250 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:11:11pm

re: #231 Occasional Reader

Does anybody actually call it the "water closet"?

The funniest anecdote about this was regarding Winston Churchill having lost his re-election as MP. One of his enemies wired him:

"What is the good of a WC without a seat?"

251 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:11:36pm

re: #170 Iron Fist

,

YOu actually want Louisianna? WTH is wrong with you?

Whoa, there!

252 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:11:42pm

re: #233 BlueCanuck

it was a long time ago when i was in st. johns the summer before the war mesures act was imposed on quebec. I was in quebec city when they imposed it got my azz out

253 hermeneutics  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:11:50pm

re: #236 WriterMom

Israel released a statement that the story was completely groundless...I saw it in the Jerusalem Post, or Yediot-I can't remember which.

Thank you.

254 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:11:52pm

So OR are you going to hear the Ez?

255 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:12:05pm
256 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:12:34pm

re: #254 WriterMom

Gah! Totally forgot. I have to check.

257 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:12:35pm

re: #244 Creeping Eruption

there are a lot of Iranians crapping in their pants rights about now

ULULULULULULULU

258 razorbacker  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:13:04pm

re: #232 Silhouette

Odd, because HGTV headquarters are in Knoxville, TN. And you'd think their Christmas decorations would be fantastic, but they're just "eh."

I know. The mind just wobbles.

I do so love to watch the 'house flipping' shows, though. So much conventional wisdom, overtaken by such banal events as actual market forces.

259 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:13:05pm

re: #93 WriterMom

Just don't order a napkin in a restaurant.

Do you want regular or extra-absorbent?

260 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:13:09pm

OT question;

Anyone gotten their stimlus check? I was supposedly scheduled for June 13th and aint seen shinola yet.

261 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:13:16pm

re: #257 WriterMom

ULULULULULULULU

The thought puts a smile on my face this fine Erev Shabbos

262 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:13:28pm

re: #170 Iron Fist

,

YOu actually want Louisianna? WTH is wrong with you?

Cajun and Creole food is good, really good.

263 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:13:37pm

re: #259 Cygnus

THAT'S what I'm talking about.

;)

264 CIA Reject  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:13:39pm

re: #200 yma o hyd

Yep - thats the best reaction to it!

There are really people who go on about this, in real life ...! The Beeb had a hilarious sitcom on this subject, can't recall the title just now ...

Keeping Up Appearances

/Very funny stuff..

265 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:13:58pm

re: #260 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

OT question;

Anyone gotten their stimlus check? I was supposedly scheduled for June 13th and aint seen shinola yet.

I got a letter a few months back but my wife and I both called bullshit. Have not seen it yet.

266 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:14:34pm

re: #242 Occasional Reader

Somewhat different phenomenon, I would argue. But point taken.

Don't worry, I agree with you. There's the effete gratin as shown by Whit Stillman, and well-heeled boys from the beltway like Bush, Gore and Kerry, no matter their pedigree.

267 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:14:39pm

Anthony Daniels, aka C3P0, wrote the "Wonder Column" for the Star Wars Insider magazine. (Heck, he might still, but I haven't read it in years) and he always thought it hilarious that his column was the W.C. (as in water closet, as in bathroom).

Not being English, I got the joke but I didn't get the joke, if you know what I mean.

268 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:14:49pm

re: #228 hermeneutics

I don't think any of us does, nor can we, really.
Living in the day is all we can do.

269 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:14:53pm

re: #266 vbspurs

Don't worry, I agree with you. There's the effete gratin as shown by Whit Stillman, and well-heeled boys from the beltway like Bush, Gore and Kerry, no matter their pedigree.

Mmmmmmm . . . gratin

270 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:14:57pm

PBS is just real liberal t.v. even worse than the MSM.


1970 WAS AN INTERESTING YEAR.

271 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:15:11pm

re: #261 Creeping Eruption

How do you say 'Ahmedinejad placed an extra order for Depends' in Farsi?

LOL.

272 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:15:37pm

re: #271 WriterMom

How do you say 'Ahmedinejad placed an extra order for Depends' in Farsi?

LOL.

ROFLMAO!

273 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:15:39pm

re: #265 Creeping Eruption

I got a letter a few months back but my wife and I both called bullshit. Have not seen it yet.

Same, got a letter, yada yada and havent seen a thing.

274 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:15:49pm

So- none of you guys were into Catwoman?

275 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:16:17pm

re: #254 WriterMom

So OR are you going to hear the Ez?

Help! I'm not seeing it on his website.

276 Dad O' Blondes  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:16:22pm

Muslim Woman Denied French Citizenship: Here's an interesting story.

Muslim Woman’s Black Veil 'Incompatible' with French Immigration
Friday, July 11, 2008

A Moroccan woman was denied citizenship in France because her head-to-toe Islamic veil, which shows only her eyes, was "incompatible" with French gender equality, Reuters reported.

According to Reuters, the woman has three children with her French husband and has been living in the country for the last eight years. The 32-year-old woman wears a black burqa that shows only her eyes, and lives in "total submission," according to French social services.

She was first denied in her application for citizenship in 2005 for reasons of "insufficient assimilation." Her appeal to the Council of State, which has final authority over immigration disputes, was rejected in June.

"She has adopted a radical practice of her religion, incompatible with essential values of the French community, particularly the principle of equality of the sexes," the Council of State ruled, according to Reuters. This is reportedly the first time a Muslim has been denied because of religious practices.

277 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:16:26pm

re: #259 Cygnus

Do you want regular or extra-absorbent?

Wings - gigantic wings!

278 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:16:36pm

re: #274 Sharmuta

So- none of you guys were into Catwoman?

Is this a trick question?

279 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:16:37pm

re: #264 CIA Reject

Keeping Up Appearances

/Very funny stuff..

Yay!
That was it!

(Nothing beats the accumulated wisdom and vast general knowledge of the Lizard nation!)

280 razorbacker  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:17:04pm

re: #273 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Same, got a letter, yada yada and havent seen a thing.

If you got the letter, the check should have followed in a few days.

Perhaps the government has determined that you are already sufficiently stimulated?

281 lobo91  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:17:13pm

re: #260 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

OT question;

Anyone gotten their stimlus check? I was supposedly scheduled for June 13th and aint seen shinola yet.

We got ours by direct deposit ages ago.

Don't know about those getting actual checks, though.

282 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:17:17pm

re: #274 Sharmuta

So- none of you guys were into Catwoman?

Wow. How could I forget. (And that means Julie Newmar, naturally.)

283 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:17:29pm

QUEBEC in oct 1970 was very close to a police state. hell i saw more cops and national military forces in quebec than i saw in NYC just after sept 11th.

i would say the canadian gov't over reacted big time.

284 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:17:29pm

re: #247 Occasional Reader,

No, they seem pretty cool with it as long as they are trying to murder some Jews. The intent is what matters, not the success. Because, really, if you judge by results none of the vaunted "martyrs have accomplished much.

285 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:17:49pm

re: #280 razorbacker

If you got the letter, the check should have followed in a few days.

Perhaps the government has determined that you are already sufficiently stimulated?

I'm doing great thanks, it is my bank account that is feeling neglected though.

286 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:17:56pm

re: #272 Creeping Eruption

the short shit ordered extra napies

287 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:18:56pm

re: #260 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir),

I've got mine. $600. I haven't decided what to spend it on.

288 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:19:03pm
289 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:19:15pm

re: #279 yma o hyd

Yay!
That was it!

BTW, I hated that programme despite the actress, Patricia Routledge, saying her comic heroine was Lucille Ball (as was mine).

To see class-consciousness truly in action, as it would in daily life, one must watch a classic "Britcom"which all Americans know: Fawlty Towers.

290 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:19:22pm

re: #276 Dad O' Blondes

WOW!

291 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:19:33pm

re: #275 Occasional Reader

You have to call this guy's office.

But if there is no room, I can probably help.

292 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:20:05pm
293 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:20:12pm

re: #255 buzzsawmonkey

I said as much earlier, but yours in better. It somewhat reminds me of comparing Virginia and Tennessee.

VA had sales tax, state income tax, car inspections, country stickers, and a lottery, compared to TN which only had sales tax*. Yet services seemed about the same. Where was all the VA money going?

*now TN has the lottery, too.

294 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:20:17pm

re: #260 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

OT question;

Anyone gotten their stimlus check? I was supposedly scheduled for June 13th and aint seen shinola yet.

IRS website has a place where you can find out:

Where's My Stimulus Payment?

295 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:20:50pm

What's the stimulus payment? Like a tax refund?

296 reloadingisnotahobby  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:20:51pm

re: #228 hermeneutics
Lifes trajectory can calculated with the proper info....
1) Speed of life in FPS,feet per second!
2)Ballistic coefficent of said life.
3)Angle of declination at begining of said life.
4)Barametric pressure at alltitude.
5)Trajectory program off the WWW.
And there ya have it!
Hope this helpfull!
LOL

297 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:14pm

re: #284 Iron Fist

,

No, they seem pretty cool with it as long as they are trying to murder some Jews. The intent is what matters, not the success. Because, really, if you judge by results none of the vaunted "martyrs have accomplished much.

Good point. They use the "A for effort" approach.

298 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:18pm

re: #226 Occasional Reader

I'm having an argument over Esti or Gal.

And it's a toss up.

299 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:38pm

re: #290 debutaunt

WOW!

Then there was Eartha Kitt. (growls or whatever it was she did)

300 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:39pm

re: #231 Occasional Reader

Does anybody actually call it the "water closet"?

When I lived in Turkey as a kid, "WC" was the universally understood written designation for toilet facilities. Even in the most rural areas where the "toilet facility" was a truckstop-filthy squat-type affair, it would be marked with a spraypainted "WC" on the outside wall.

In nice urban hotels and restaurants they might have the standard man/woman pictograms on the respective doors; my point is, though, that "WC" was recognized by the least-educated hick Turk. And I assume that this became customary in Turkey because it is (or at one time was) customary in many non-English-speaking parts of Europe.

301 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:40pm

re: #230 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Lord Haha and Tokyo Rose would be network anchors if we had WWII today.

Don't need them, we have Christiane Amanpour.

302 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:42pm

re: #291 WriterMom


[Link: www.house.gov...] strange shaped district jerrymandered?

303 JohnnyReb  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:44pm

You know I worked for a Professor/multiple PhD guy once and he was one of the nicest guys I ever met. Definitely one that somehow the mold got broken on. Insisted that I call him by his first name only. Loved my wives baked products and always asked if she had made anything over the weekend and sent it to work with me. He constantly showed me his work to ask my opinion on it. He taught me alot about how to navigate through the academic world. He once told me he hated the BS in higher education and all he wanted to do was learn, and he had no compulsion about from where or whom he learned from. He sucked up anything he could get his hands on.

When he hired me I was a truck driver (with an admin background) looking for a desk job because of medical reasons. And he hired me on the spot after my first interview.

He is what should be coming out of our higher educational institutions, but sadly is not.

304 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:48pm

re: #289 vbspurs

BTW, I hated that programme despite the actress, Patricia Routledge, saying her comic heroine was Lucille Ball (as was mine).

To see class-consciousness truly in action, as it would in daily life, one must watch a classic "Britcom"which all Americans know: Fawlty Towers.

Omigawd - Fawlty Towers!
I've seen it so many times, and the brilliant thing is, it doesn't age.
And even if one knows it nearly by heart, waiting for the jokes is fantastic - and they are still, always, utterly and excruciatingly hilarious.
Best-loved series the Beeb ever did!

305 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:52pm

re: #278 Creeping Eruption

[THUNK]

I just got that.

I'm sure we'd hear many more details if the dudes here had actually been into Cat Woman.

306 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:21:57pm

re: #291 WriterMom

You have to call this guy's office.

But if there is no room, I can probably help.

I'll give it some thought. Thanks for the reminder.

307 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:22:19pm

re: #293 Silhouette,

Tax collections.

308 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:22:21pm

re: #294 reine.de.tout

IRS website has a place where you can find out:

Where's My Stimulus Payment?

Thanks I'll check it out, but your link is bad.

309 Pyrocles  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:22:22pm

I heard on NPR this morning (yea, I know) that the last of the stimulus checks are being mailed out now.

re: #281 lobo91

We got ours by direct deposit ages ago.

Don't know about those getting actual checks, though.

310 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:22:46pm

re: #298 lawhawk

A toss what?

311 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:22:54pm
312 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:23:05pm

re: #294 reine.de.tout

IRS website has a place where you can find out:

Where's My Stimulus Payment?

link bad. Try this:

Stimulus Payment

click on the purple "Where's My Payment" link near the bottom of the page

313 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:23:17pm
314 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:23:18pm

re: #263 WriterMom

THAT'S what I'm talking about.

;)

You can also get them with 'wings'.

315 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:23:19pm

re: #304 yma o hyd

Omigawd - Fawlty Towers!
I've seen it so many times, and the brilliant thing is, it doesn't age.
And even if one knows it nearly by heart, waiting for the jokes is fantastic - and they are still, always, utterly and excruciatingly hilarious.
Best-loved series the Beeb ever did!

It's often voted the best British series ever. We had our Golden Age of Television in the 70s (a fully two decades before you guys did here).

316 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:23:32pm

We just got the stimulus check this week.

To help judge where yours is, it is going by the last two digits of your SSN, and ours is right in the midde.

So they just passed the half-way mark for mailouts.

317 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:23:32pm

re: #298 lawhawk

I'm having an argument over Esti or Gal.

And it's a toss up.

A slice of each?

318 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:23:35pm

re: #300 Throbert McGee

Same in Israel..."WC" is the washroom.

319 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:24:13pm

re: #300 Throbert McGee

I've certainly seen the WC signs in various countries; I've just rarely or never heard anyone call it, out loud, in a non-facetious way, "water closet".

320 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:24:19pm

re: #295 WriterMom

What's the stimulus payment? Like a tax refund?

The gov gives some people some of their own money back with the idea that they'll spend it and stimulate the economy.

321 Sharmuta  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:24:21pm

re: #288 Occasional Reader

Yowza.

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I can hiss just like a cat.

322 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:24:28pm

SOMEONE SPLASH SOME COLD WATER THROUGH THE INTERTUBES ON LAWHAWK AND OR.

323 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:25:36pm

re: #322 WriterMom

SOMEONE SPLASH SOME COLD WATER THROUGH THE INTERTUBES ON LAWHAWK AND OR.

How would Helen Thomas look in a speedo and fishnet hose?

324 reloadingisnotahobby  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:25:36pm

re: #295 WriterMom

HaHa!
It was just enough to cover the check we sent in w/ our
filing ......Just a waste of paper and postage!
Like when a got a Gas company credit of 17 cents in a .27 cent envelope!

325 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:25:48pm

re: #320 reine.de.tout

The federal government?

I think that is a stinky method. People shouldn't be happy about getting money 'back' from the government. They should be fighting to keep more of their hard earned money away from the government.

326 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:26:22pm

re: #146 Opinionated

Charles: There is more to this story.

Know the Palestinian Authority, the good terrorists who are armed, trained, supported and funded by Bush and Rice and Olmert and Livni. The good guys who just want to live in peace? Abbas and the other saints.

PA wants 'festive' funeral for coastal road killer

[Link: www.jpost.com...]

They should put a bomb in the coffin, inside a pig carcass.

327 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:26:31pm

re: #323 Silhouette

How would Helen Thomas look in a speedo and fishnet hose?

That is so wrong on so many levels you should be ashamed of yourself./

328 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:26:33pm

i think it was because the English invented the flush toilet.

329 razorbacker  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:26:36pm

re: #293 Silhouette

I said as much earlier, but yours in better. It somewhat reminds me of comparing Virginia and Tennessee.

VA had sales tax, state income tax, car inspections, country stickers, and a lottery, compared to TN which only had sales tax*. Yet services seemed about the same. Where was all the VA money going?

*now TN has the lottery, too.

It is a well-known fact that work will expand so as to take all the time allocated for the task, plus a little bit.

It is just as factual, though less widely known, that government will expand to use all available funds, plus a little bit. And no matter how trivial, once something is declared a governmental concern it does not become a governmental non-concern.

Bureaucrats are never so effective as when defending their governmental paychecks. That's why there will always be poor people, and racism, and crime etc. etc. etc.

330 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:26:44pm

Well, apparently being a taxpayer with a wife and 2 kids didn't qualify me for a stimulus check.

331 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:26:46pm

re: #226 Occasional Reader

So do you guys have endless "Gilligan or Skipper" debates?

Don't be ridiculous. We debate whether to hook up with the good-looking, brilliant, but presumably broke Professor, or the aging sugar daddy Thurston Howell III.

332 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:26:59pm

I wish they didn't withhold from paychecks.

If everyone had to write monthly checks for their taxes, we'd have 98% republicans inside a year.

333 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:27:00pm

re: #323 Silhouette

How would Helen Thomas look in a speedo and fishnet hose?

Oh. My. God. Now that's just totally wrong.

334 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:27:53pm

re: #332 Silhouette

I wish they didn't withhold from paychecks.

If everyone had to write monthly checks for their taxes, we'd have 98% republicans inside a year.

Why do you think they've made it illegal to do that?

335 CyanSnowHawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:27:54pm

re: #276 Dad O' Blondes

A Moroccan woman was denied citizenship in France because her head-to-toe Islamic veil, which shows only her eyes, was "incompatible" with French gender equality, Reuters reported.


Could be worse, at least they didn't ask her to stand up to pee.

/Gender Equality for Everyone!

336 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:28:19pm

re: #298 lawhawk

I'm having an argument over Esti or Gal.

And it's a toss up.

Well, for what its worth - Esti looks a bit like that German supermodel (ret'd) Claudia Schiffer ([Link: www.wallpapergate.com...] - whereas Gal has a faint resemblance to Mme Sarkozy, that is Carla Bruni ([Link: i213.photobucket.com...]
So - go with the Madame, I say!

337 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:28:35pm

re: #325 WriterMom

The federal government?

I think that is a stinky method. People shouldn't be happy about getting money 'back' from the government. They should be fighting to keep more of their hard earned money away from the government.

Exactly. Not everyone gets it - there's a maximum amount that most folks get; a smaller amount that folks with a larger income get, and then those with an income above a certain level get nothing at all. And the amount they consider "rich" enough to negate payment, isn't really rich.

338 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:28:42pm

re: #294 reine.de.tout

IRS website has a place where you can find out:

Where's My Stimulus Payment?

We just found out the IRS thinks we're rich and reduced our payment. Still don't have the payment itself. re: #320 reine.de.tout

The gov gives some people some of their own money back with the idea that they'll spend it and stimulate the economy.

And the little we're getting back will go right back to the IRS.
We're in the "get screwed" bracket; enough to pay, not enough to have loopholes.

339 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:28:43pm

re: #323 Silhouette,

I don't know. I'd have to claw my eyes out before I saw such a sight.

340 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:28:45pm

re: #309 Pyrocles

I heard on NPR this morning (yea, I know)

Hey, I listen to them all the time.

Yesterday, I almost gagged when an anti-war filmmaker received a call from a supposedly active Air Force member. He THANKED Hollywood directors for making such films as Stop Loss and The Valley of Elah, saying that a lot of serving personnel in Iraq and Afghanistan are tired of fighting for their country, but that the military censors them. I am not a mindreader, and I'm sure some do feel that way, but that particular caller is NEVER a member of the Armed Forces. His entire rhetoric was Frisco military-hating liberal.

341 buzzsawmonkey[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:29:15pm
342 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:29:30pm

re: #323 Silhouette

How would Helen Thomas look in a speedo and fishnet hose?

Damn you. Damn you to hell!!

343 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:29:56pm

re: #337 reine.de.tout

Well. That really sucks.

344 hermeneutics  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:30:08pm

re: #303 JohnnyReb

You know I worked for a Professor/multiple PhD guy once and he was one of the nicest guys I ever met. Definitely one that somehow the mold got broken on. Insisted that I call him by his first name only. Loved my wives baked products and always asked if she had made anything over the weekend and sent it to work with me. He constantly showed me his work to ask my opinion on it. He taught me alot about how to navigate through the academic world. He once told me he hated the BS in higher education and all he wanted to do was learn, and he had no compulsion about from where or whom he learned from. He sucked up anything he could get his hands on.

When he hired me I was a truck driver (with an admin background) looking for a desk job because of medical reasons. And he hired me on the spot after my first interview.

He is what should be coming out of our higher educational institutions, but sadly is not.

This is inspiring. I wish there were thousands more of him. No, millions.

345 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:30:09pm

re: #338 Kosh's Shadow

And the little we're getting back will go right back to the IRS.
We're in the "get screwed" bracket; enough to pay, not enough to have loopholes.

We actually "qualified" for zero, zip, zilch, nada.

I was amazed.

346 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:31:45pm

re: #338 Kosh's Shadow,

You're not rich enough to be a leader in the Democrat Party.

347 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:32:23pm

re: #298 lawhawk

I'm having an argument over Esti or Gal.

And it's a toss up.

Tough one, but I think I'm going with Esti. (In part because she reminds me of one of my favorite Brazilians, Ana Beatriz Barros.)

348 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:32:58pm

re: #345 reine.de.tout

We actually "qualified" for zero, zip, zilch, nada.

I was amazed.

I just followed the link above to check on the status of my check and got the following message:

We are sorry. Specific information about your Stimulus Payment is not available.

Possible reasons include:

* Your payment may still be coming, but has not yet been sent. Information will be available here as payments are sent based on the last two digits of the primary SSN shown on your 2007 tax return. Specific information about your Stimulus Payment will not be available until about one week before your payment is scheduled to be sent. See the complete Payment Schedule below for more information.

* Filing and/or preparation fees were deducted from your refund or you received a refund anticipation loan from your preparer. You will be receiving a check instead of a direct deposit. Please see the Paper Check Payment Schedule below.

* You did not file a tax return for 2007 or your return is still being processed. Additional information about filing requirements is available.

* The information entered did not match our records. Be sure to check the information you entered. You may Re-Enter your information as necessary.

Remember, to qualify for the Stimulus Payment, you must meet the eligibility requirements. Please allow 6 weeks after filing your tax return before checking on the status of your Stimulus Payment.

Please note, our phone representatives will not have more information about your payment than is shown on this website.

Looks like I am in the black hole of IRS hell.

349 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:33:19pm

re: #340 vbspurs

I am not a mindreader, and I'm sure some do feel that way, but that particular caller is NEVER a member of the Armed Forces. His entire rhetoric was Frisco military-hating liberal.

They live on totally secure that the deceptions they are doing are right, never stopping to think that if you have to fake ALL the evidence for your side, it probably isn't the truth.

350 yochanan  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:33:21pm

re: #336 yma o hyd

hell she doesn't even look jewish.
[Link: www.linkinn.com...]

351 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:33:37pm

re: #347 Occasional Reader

Tough one, but I think I'm going with Esti. (In part because she reminds me of one of my favorite Brazilians, Ana Beatriz Barros.)

Mmmmm . . .

352 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:33:57pm

re: #348 Creeping Eruption

Looks like I am in the black hole of IRS hell.

Racist!

353 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:34:17pm

re: #347 Occasional Reader

Ana Beatriz Barros.)

Nice taste! Here is one for us ladies. Reynaldo Gianecchini. Sort of a Brazilian JFK, Jr.

354 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:34:24pm

re: #352 Silhouette

Racist!

DOH!

355 lawhawk  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:34:28pm

A year ago, the NYT editorialized that we needed to get out of Iraq, consequences be damned. Don Surber recalls that editorial and slams the Times for supporting nothing less than an evil outcome.

Obama's position was (and still is according to his website) is the same as the Times - to bug out as quickly as possible - consequences be damned.

356 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:34:46pm

re: #348 Creeping Eruption,

Racist.

357 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:35:00pm

re: #353 vbspurs

Nice taste! Here is one for us ladies. Reynaldo Gianecchini. Sort of a Brazilian JFK, Jr.

Looks like a wax statute

358 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:35:36pm

re: #356 Iron Fist

,

Racist.

HA! Silhouette beat ya to it.

359 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:35:40pm

re: #348 Creeping Eruption

Looks like I am in the black hole of IRS hell.

That's "hole of color", you racist!

//

360 Kosh's Shadow  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:35:43pm

re: #346 Iron Fist

,

You're not rich enough to be a leader in the Democrat Party.

That's OK, I have a Republican Victory 2008 card, and of course, they want more money. Well, I should- it will be less than the taxes I'd have to pay under Obama.

361 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:35:48pm

re: #357 Creeping Eruption

Looks like a wax statute

Well, the other ones are mostly of him in his tidy whiteys, and I thought the male Lizards would gag. ;)

362 yma o hyd  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:35:59pm

re: #350 yochanan

hell she doesn't even look jewish.
[Link: www.linkinn.com...]

Some German Jewish ancestors, perhaps?

363 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:36:10pm

re: #358 Creeping Eruption,

Yeah, I'm slow. Rub it in!

364 Son of the Black Dog  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:36:46pm

re: #348 Creeping Eruption

Looks like I am in the black hole of IRS hell.

The IRS has many black holes. They call them "Service Centers".

365 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:36:53pm

re: #363 Iron Fist

,

Yeah, I'm slow. Rub it in!

I'm slower, dang it!

366 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:37:16pm

re: #363 Iron Fist

,

Yeah, I'm slow. Rub it in!

All that "paying attention to work" stuff.

367 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:37:16pm

Well, on the bright side, after finding out I've been screwed by the IRS, I can quit putting off a few things I was waiting on and simply budget around them. Thanks to paying off some bills, I actually got about an extra $500 a month I can actually use.

368 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:37:30pm

"IRS Service Center" is an oxymoron.

369 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:37:49pm

re: #361 vbspurs

Well, the other ones are mostly of him in his tidy whiteys, and I thought the male Lizards would gag. ;)

I would offer that we male lizards have a bit more hardy constitutions than that. But a few posts up we were treated to the mental image of Helen Thomas in fishnets (God help us) and I think a few of us are still standing.

370 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:38:03pm

re: #363 Iron Fist

Yeah, I'm slow

Yep, that's the chink in your armor.

I mean, wait! GAH! DON'T REPORT ME TO JOY POLICE!

371 jorline  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:38:09pm
372 reine.de.tout  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:38:35pm

re: #368 Cygnus

"IRS Service Center" is an oxymoron.

"I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you."

373 razorbacker  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:38:45pm

re: #368 Cygnus

"IRS Service Center" is an oxymoron.

Not so. Quite accurate. See bull 'servicing' a cow.

374 Iron Fist  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:40:37pm

re: #366 Silhouette,

Yeah, it sucks having to work for a living. I want to find out how I get the gig as a "community organizer" for millions. Obama already has the sweetist racket running, and now he wants to be President.

We all know what Democratic President's do for a living, thanks to Billy Jeff. I could hang out and get an occasional hummer for $400K, with millions more in bribes to come.

375 Cygnus  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:41:46pm

re: #369 Creeping Eruption

I would offer that we male lizards have a bit more hardy constitutions than that. But a few posts up we were treated to the mental image of Helen Thomas in fishnets (God help us) and I think a few of us are still standing.

Maybe Charles should have a veterinarian (who specializes in lizards) standing by just for emergencies like this. I hope that the damage done by that one isn't permanent.

376 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:42:39pm

re: #371 jorline

Racist Blackhole?...this will really piss you off...Devils Food Cake and Black Sheep of the family.

Oh for fucks sake! this country has fallen into the BLACK HOLE of PC. When the hell did everyone become an "ist" or an "ism?" Can anything pull us out of this crap?

377 Dirk Diggler  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:42:45pm

The correct answer to the age old question of Ginger or Mary Ann is both. Preferably at the same time.

378 pingjockey  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:43:19pm

Who the hell thinks giving this bunch of maniacs their country is a good idea? Hint: People not living in the real world.

379 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:43:22pm

re: #375 Cygnus

Maybe Charles should have a veterinarian (who specializes in lizards) standing by just for emergencies like this. I hope that the damage done by that one isn't permanent.

I'm still reeling, but I think I'll be ok.

380 vbspurs  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:44:21pm

re: #369 Creeping Eruption

I would offer that we male lizards have a bit more hardy constitutions than that. But a few posts up we were treated to the mental image of Helen Thomas in fishnets (God help us) and I think a few of us are still standing.

LOL. The real reason is that the undie pics make him look gay. Whilst NTTAWWT, I'm thinking of those accessing sites from work. ;)

381 akak  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:44:34pm

Think I read about an MSM opening up a new Arabic all news 24/7 channel. Was BBC the one? There regular/main channel is half way there anyways.

Appease there way to the caliphate, because of all the hate.

382 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:47:18pm

re: #377 Dirk Diggler

The correct answer to the age old question of Ginger or Mary Ann is both. Preferably at the same time.

I think its nice that one of you guys are giving Ginger a chance, then.

How it just be for her, all these years, hearing nothing but Mary Ann, Mary Ann, Mary Ann. She and Jan Brady sit around, drinking Jack Daniels Black, and bitching about what does everybody see in that other gal.

383 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:50:16pm

re: #382 Silhouette

I think its nice that one of you guys are giving Ginger a chance, then.

How it just be for her, all these years, hearing nothing but Mary Ann, Mary Ann, Mary Ann. She and Jan Brady sit around, drinking Jack Daniels Black, and bitching about what does everybody see in that other gal.

No one asked me! I'd Ginger, Jan Brady and a bottle of Jack any day.

384 Perry  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:53:07pm
385 Occasional Reader  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:56:53pm

Fatah has become the Jan Brady of Palestinian terrorism. "All I hear about is how great Hamas is, how many rockets Hamas has... Hamas, Hamas, Hamas!"

386 big L  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:57:38pm

374 Iron fist..Yeah. And read the info on Obamaton's time with the "community" and how he had $49 million dollars from the Annenberg foundation to spread around.
All those way-out groups and america-hating folks gettin all that money.
All that subsidized housing turned into-"quelle suprise"
tenements-in-disrepair!

387 Silhouette  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 12:57:45pm

re: #384 Perry

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

Always makes me feel sorry for my poor sister, and how it must have been to live in my shadow like that.

/

388 big L  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:01:15pm

I kinda liked Marta Kristen for "Lost in Space" over Mary Anne.

389 big L  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:02:23pm

I saw a photo of Maryanne recently...

390 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:03:10pm

re: #388 big L

I kinda liked Marta Kristen for "Lost in Space" over Mary Anne.

I think it s a "girl next door" compared with " girl on the next continent" kind of thing

391 Seaberry  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:03:11pm

An "English version carried by networks in the United States" is just what we don't need...our MSM already promotes Islam in a positive way. Haven't heard much about Rev. Wright or Obama's friends Bill Ayers and Tony Rezko. MSM doesn't seem interested in Obama's Islamic stocked staff and/or advisers. Jesse Jackson got another pass, and the story on the racist Commissioner John Wiley Price has about died.

392 CommonCents  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:06:11pm

13 died in 1 bus. Let's get them some empty buses.

393 WriterMom  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:07:58pm

re: #367 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

screwed by the IRS

Ewwwwwwww.

394 akak  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:08:55pm

re: #386 big L

374 Iron fist..Yeah. And read the info on Obamaton's time with the "community" and how he had $49 million dollars from the Annenberg foundation to spread around.
All those way-out groups and america-hating folks gettin all that money.
All that subsidized housing turned into-"quelle suprise"
tenements-in-disrepair!

Don't forget SEIU donating & $85 million to Obama, but not being able to pay pensions.

395 nikis-knight  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:15:11pm

re: #371 jorline

Racist Blackhole?...this will really piss you off...Devils Food Cake and Black Sheep of the family.

I heard that today on the radio--it was hillarious!

396 Tilly  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:15:36pm

First off I would like to say that I am surprised the loony cow does not have on a burka. I mean where in hell are their "religious" standards?

Second of all why cant we put Al Jezeera on a target list along with Iraq's president, their nuclear plant and a host of other juicy targets that might send a message we are not playing tiddlee winks here...

397 Creeping Eruption  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 1:17:01pm

re: #396 Tilly

First off I would like to say that I am surprised the loony cow does not have on a burka. I mean where in hell are their "religious" standards?

Second of all why cant we put Al Jezeera on a target list along with Iraq's president, their nuclear plant and a host of other juicy targets that might send a message we are not playing tiddlee winks here...

. . . cuz the current, and presumably future administration is/will be playing tddley winks.

398 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 2:24:03pm

re: #385 Occasional Reader

Fatah has become the Jan Brady of Palestinian terrorism. "All I hear about is how great Hamas is, how many rockets Hamas has... Hamas, Hamas, Hamas!"

Years ago, when I was still together with my Puerto Rican ex-bf, I came home one day and he was playing some album en castellano (rare for him -- he was fully bilingual, but didn't immerse himself in Hispanic culture very much).

Anyway, the singer was belting out ¡Jamás, jamás, jamás! -- and that, needless to say, startled me a little... why was my bf listening to a song about Palestinian terrorists? (Of course, the refrain actually means "Never, never, never," but at the time I only knew the word nunca. Which also means "never," but there's a grammatical and/or semantic distinction between the two that I'm hazy on... I'm sure someone else can explain.)

399 taxfreekiller[deleted]  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 2:37:24pm
400 debutaunt  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 2:41:59pm

re: #396 Tilly

First off I would like to say that I am surprised the loony cow does not have on a burka. I mean where in hell are their "religious" standards?

Second of all why cant we put Al Jezeera on a target list along with Iraq's president, their nuclear plant and a host of other juicy targets that might send a message we are not playing tiddlee winks here...

Iraq's president?

401 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 3:00:39pm

Incidentally, if I were hetero, I'd definitely be a Mary Ann guy -- it's all about the "accessible" sex-appeal of the Person Next Door You Could Introduce To Your Parents.

For the same reason, the slightly imperfect exhibitionist-dweebs posting their grainy webcam vids on XTube and YouPorn are (sometimes, though not always) a bajillion times hotter as wank-fodder than professional pr0n stars.

402 Throbert McGee  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 3:24:00pm

And my version of the TV gangbang with Mary Ann, Ginger, and Jan and Marcia Brady would be, I guess...

...a time-travelling five-way with me plus:

• Russell "The Professor" Johnson from Gilligan's Island
• Robert "Dad" Reed and Christopher "Peter" Knight from The Brady Bunch
• Dwayne "Dobie" Hickman from The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

...while Bob Denver worked the camera and Sherwood Schwartz directed.

Oh, shoot, I forgot Lee Majors and his bionic chest hair! And I'd probably want to invite Gil Gerard and Merlin Olsen and the dad from Silver Spoons, too. It'd have to be a free-for-all [N]-way orgy, then, and not a five-way.

But the strict rules would be sword-fighting and kielbasa-smoking ONLY -- absolutely no What-What™, because that's just too kinky, and it got Robert Reed into a world of trouble.

And, naturally, the X-rated DVD of the event would be called BJs and Some Bears.

403 Seraphym  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 4:48:54pm

re: #98 WriterMom

Charles-I was just going to post that...loook at photo 3 here.


He did the dreaded Mickey Mouse Toys of Doom!

Those three photographers listed there, as having taken those shots should never be trusted again by anyone reading that link of yours, WriterMom.

Mark their names, Charles:

Hussein Malla
Mohamed Azakir
Sharif Karim

Once we are aware of a photographer's duplicity, and especially on this topic, their name should be on the blacklist for a long time after they stop trying to deceive the world, if they ever do. Their names should be known amongst the blogosphere as liars and deceivers... or, in other words, well-trained Palestinian media correspondents.

404 Seraphym  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 4:58:17pm

re: #395 nikis-knight

I heard that today on the radio--it was hillarious!

From the Article:

"In astronomy, the term black hole refers to a star* that has collapsed upon itself, creating something so dense and small that it does not have any physical properties besides a gravitational force so great that even light cannot escape its pull."

* Swap "a star" with "some racist Texas Commissioner" and that article just wrote its own satire! It's hard to get any more dense and small than that idiot's argument.

405 elrushbuni  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 6:50:32pm

"..... which does not accept the killing of oneself. The human soul is precious, and we do not accept killing ourselves. Suicide is unacceptable. This is a matter of principle. However, defending our rights to the point of martyrdom is something we should do."

I am sorry. I fail to see how killing yourself is considered defensive activity.

406 elrushbuni  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 6:53:15pm

re: #403 Seraphym

Those three photographers listed there, as having taken those shots should never be trusted again by anyone reading that link of yours, WriterMom.

Mark their names, Charles:

Hussein Malla
Mohamed Azakir
Sharif Karim

Once we are aware of a photographer's duplicity, and especially on this topic, their name should be on the blacklist for a long time after they stop trying to deceive the world, if they ever do. Their names should be known amongst the blogosphere as liars and deceivers... or, in other words, well-trained Palestinian media correspondents.

Oh, Charles......you MUST add this to your prized Fauxtography collection!

407 Ledger1  Fri, Jul 11, 2008 9:06:29pm

Al Jazera is a megaphone for hirabi barbarians.

I got Hariabi from Blackfive

408 Flavia  Sat, Jul 12, 2008 7:49:15pm
re: #74 BIG

PLO-Arabs is my name for all "Palestinians" and their supporters. Since the "Palestinians" are recently invented group of like minded people that were created for the sole purpose of destroying Israel, I feel using their propaganda name is wrong.

I use the term "so-called Palestinians" every time I use it & always hope that someone will call me on it...

409 Sabraguy  Sun, Jul 13, 2008 4:09:19pm

It gives me hope when I read this sort of martyr shit. They may be good at killing defenceless women and children, but a hundred of these self-accredited "warriors" could be rolled over in ten minutes by a US or Israeli platoon half-way through basic training.


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