Since we didn't get enough of him before...

Another chance for his plane to mysteriously disappear from radar over the North Atlantic.

An opportunity to throw the M.F. to the sharks.....
Along with Hugo........

He better stay away from the WTC...

re: #2 buzzsawmonkey
Nope, obambi just has to bring the vaseline.

Is Chavez coming too?

I wonder if Dinner Jacket likes waffles?

re: #5 experiencedtraveller

He better stay away from the WTC...

He didn't get near it last time. Doubtful he ever will.

Well, there’s an opportunity for Barack Obama to have his first sit-down chat with Mahmoud. Wonder if Obama’s people are discussing the logistics yet with Mahmoud’s people?

At which forum was it that BHO recently refused to debate Sen. McCain?

Does the little twerp stand on a stool behind the podium ?

Well, I certainly am glad he's coming back. He'll have a chance to give the second part of his Columbia University speech. There are just so many unanswered questions from part one.

Another reason to kick the UN out of the US.

Oh for a CBP officer who is willing to read the regulations and just say "No."

And will Columbia once again welcome him with open arms? Or will that come from NYU?

might get me deleted but .............
Anywhere out to 500 yards and calm winds
and my mind starts wander................./:)

re: #10 MandyManners

That sentence is more awkward than a prepubescent boy at Victoria's Secret with his mom.

We should plaster that picture, the one with all the missiles flying every which way, all through the U.N. Perhaps on a bill board or two, all just for Dinnerjacket.

Maybe Bloomberg will have him arrested for smoking in public!

I think Barack should look into getting a speaking invitation. They give those out to heads-of-state, and he already is acting like one.

Maybe he can introduce Aquavelvajad.

re: #16 lawhawk

And will Columbia once again welcome him with open arms? Or will that come from NYU?

he can always skip over to The New York Times in his little blue nuclear booties and have arugala sandwiches with Obambi..

Can anybody help me on this?

I've been reading that this page....[Link: origin.barackobama.com...] has been revamped quite recently.

Are there techniques for getting the old version so I can compare content and grap the version dates of the page?

Any pointers on going about this would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

re: #11 gibsonz

Does the little twerp stand on a stool behind the podium ?

Like this one?

Will there be preconditions or preparations?

Ahmadinejad wants another bite of the Big Apple (he doesn't mind the maggots).

Have you seen Cloverfield? It's my favorite movie.

re: #24 MandyManners

roflmao - great find.

Obama Staffer: Doesn't that guy know - IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID!

re: #24 MandyManners

Like this one?

What? He's my tailor. You know, pinning my hems.

I RFeally doubt that Obama will meet with him during the campaign.
It would kind of screw up his play for the center.
After the election though, probably the Lincoln bedroom.

The UN.

Because "The United Dictators enslaving the people of their Nations ---oh, and a few free countries whose votes are always in the minority" is to hard to get on the sign.

He likes to come to NY.
He can see ladies' arms, legs, faces, oooooh, and ultra-sexy hair.

I hear Elliot Spitzer has some free time. Maybe the ex-governor can take him to a few clubs.

I wonder about Iranian strip joints. How do the dancers hold onto the pole in a burkha?

re: #24 MandyManners

Like this one?

I was thinking of one under a noose.

re: #10 MandyManners

At which forum was it that BHO recently refused to debate Sen. McCain?

* * *

Military forum. But he's refused all 10 dates offered to debate a fellow American.

re: #32 opnion

I RFeally doubt that Obama will meet with him during the campaign.
It would kind of screw up his play for the center.
After the election though, probably the Lincoln bedroom.

Hmmm. Now that you mention it, I think it would be a very good meeting place. Mmmmm.

re: #34 mean Gene

Like facial hair and uni-brows?

re: #34 mean Gene

He likes to come to NY.
He can see ladies' arms, legs, faces, oooooh, and ultra-sexy hair.

Would that be the sex ray hair that drives men insane?

re: #35 calcajun

The poles are covered too.

Gah. Gotta' run. I was looking forward to a fun, mocking thread to take the bitter taste left over from the previous. bbl

re: #35 calcajun

I hear Elliot Spitzer has some free time. Maybe the ex-governor can take him to a few clubs.

I wonder about Iranian strip joints. How do the dancers hold onto the pole in a burkha?

Easy. They are chained to it.

Great, he had prior engagements and couldn't be bothered to talk to our military (Ft. Hood) any time.

But he will 'chat' with Ahmad.

re: #41 NoSubmission

Cover pole=tent. Now, where's the fun in that?

Perhaps we can make sure his NYC hotel in somewhere beneath a crane.

Which begs the question:

Whose Halo will be shiny-er?

re: #27 Paul

Ahmadinejad wants another bite of the Big Apple (he doesn't mind the maggots).

He should feel right at home with the maggots.

I'm sure Aquavelvetjad will tell Obama what he is supposed to do.

re: #46 jill e

Perhaps we can make sure his NYC hotel in somewhere beneath a crane.

Is he bringing his hot burqua babe wife? That nose, that nose!

At this rate, he's about to get tenure at Columbia.

Won't Obambi be be stumpin' in Gaza by the time Dinnerjackass arrives in our fair city?

You know, with all the photoshop-ing going on in the Iranian press, look for some of NYC's landmarks to become the newest Iranian public works projects.

Will Ahmadinejad be bringing his wife along? Will she get to ride in the cabin or be thrown in with the rest of the luggage?

re: #32 opnion

I RFeally doubt that Obama will meet with him during the campaign.
It would kind of screw up his play for the center.
After the election though, probably the Lincoln bedroom.

I hope he doesn't want to watch TV. Obama already is redecorating the White House in his head.

And so, I suppose, they often talk of having (the White House). They look upon it quite as their own, I dare say, whenever that happens."

"It was a subject which they could not mention before me."

"No. It would have been strange if they had. But I make no doubt, they often talk of it between themselves. Well, if they can be easy with an estate that is not lawfully their own, so much the better. I should be ashamed of having one that was only entailed on me."

Remember when John Kerry said he dined with many foreign heads of state in NYC restaurants? Kerry took global polls and got his "World Can't Wait" responses.

Betcha Iran's prez will meet the same folks.

re: #54 MJ

Well, she's already in a bag.

re: #50 opnion

Is he bringing his hot burqua babe wife? That nose, that nose!

I would love it if Dinnerjacket's wife came here, defected and went completely wild?

Obama and Ahmadinejad can get together and compare auras! Maybe swap Mahdi stories?

re: #54 MJ

Will Ahmadinejad be bringing his wife along? Will she get to ride in the cabin or be thrown in with the rest of the luggage baggage ?

/fixed that for ya'

His third trip to N.Y.City?
Three's the charm!
Small international incident needed in 1....2....3........

Someone needs to explain to armedinnerjacket what neutron bombs do, and who has em.
Perhaps a small demo needs to done on his only oil refinery.

Jeffrey Nihart

If Ahmadinejad and Obama do meet, they have so much in common it would probably be like a family reunion...pen pals for life.

OT; I gotta ask, what is with lurkers going to dead threads, or almost dead and dinging down comments? Plus some of these 'dingers' never post. WTF?

re: #57 calcajun

GMTA!

re: #56 alegrias

Remember when John Kerry said he dined with many foreign heads of state in NYC restaurants? Kerry took global polls and got his "World Can't Wait" responses.

Betcha Iran's prez will meet the same folks.

I remember that quote. It was one of many that helped Bush get re-elected. We can only hope Obama will be as generous.

re: #63 gibsonz

If Ahmadinejad and Obama do meet, they have so much in common it would probably be like a family reunion...pen pals for life.

They both hate neckties, and American flags. Common ground!

He's here to pick up Photoshop CS3 from Obama, the reason the missile fauxtography didn't go over very well is because he was using Photoshop CS2.

Hope the security is equal to that given the US President when visiting New York State. Of course the US President I am thinking of is William McKinley.

-S-

re: #54 MJ

Will Ahmadinejad be bringing his wife along? Will she get to ride in the cabin or be thrown in with the rest of the luggage?

Is great thing about Islamic women...already in bag, ready to go in short time. Also saves money to check bag instead of buy seat.

re: #58 NoSubmission

Now, more fun with photoshop opportunities. Imagine him in a hot-tub. Or, perhaps on a fur rug (yes, he probably has on growing on his back).

Just getting him wasted at a karaoke bar would be fun to see.

re: #64 pingjockey

It's the LGF equivalent of naughty school children thumbing their noses when the teacher's back is turned.

I've seen this movie before. Ah yes... and there's a striking similarity too.

Europe let Robert Mugabe the murdering thug attend the obscene UN Food Crisis meetings in Rome recently.

Had they been mensches who cared about humankind, they would have citizen arrested Mugabe & his ticks.

[Ironically, today's Bastille Day, commemorating the overthrow of tyrants who said "Let them eat cake".]

It will be Ahmadinejad’s third trip to New York...

Can't get enough of that immoral Western civilization.

re: #65 jamgarr

Well, all she needs is some casters and a pull out handle and she would be ready to carry on.

re: #64 pingjockey

OT; I gotta ask, what is with lurkers going to dead threads, or almost dead and dinging down comments? Plus some of these 'dingers' never post. WTF?

No cohones.
A sense of power.
When a regular practice, akin to masturbation

re: #34 mean Gene

He likes to come to NY.
He can see ladies' arms, legs, faces, oooooh, and ultra-sexy hair.

I think the US ought to nominate a woman with a very classy, sexy look to be ambassador to the UN. Regardless of what other qualifications she may have, she will leave the Islamic states speechless. Think of how much hate and discontent she could stop by just sitting there in a low cut blouse and smiling.

Anything they say would be wrong...

re: #72 Kenneth
Ah. Went to go look at the last ID thread and a poster had asked about that. Kind of cowardly.
On topic, maybe I'magonna Jihad, Hugo(sulphur boy) Chavez and the Obambi can get together and solve all the worlds problems. Wouldn't that be nice./////////////////////////

re: #78 calcajun

Well, all she needs is some casters and a pull out handle and she would be ready to carry on.

I don't think she'd fit in the overhead compartment.

re: #73 taxfreekiller

There's always a segment of people in this country who will fall for this kind of nonsense. Remember, they held pro Nazi rallies at Madison Square Garden in 1939.

re: #82 jamgarr

She can fold. Tuck the knees into the armpits and she's ready to go.

re: #76 taxfreekiller
thanks tfk.

re: #84 buzzsawmonkey

You need a custom New York tailor to get a really good leisure suit.

He's meeting with the "Queer Eye for the Short Guy" team as soon as he arrives.

Why don't barak and mahmoud meet at Columbia University and talk about the lack of gays is Iran? That should prove interesting.

re: #18 MandyManners

That sentence is more awkward than a prepubescent boy at Victoria's Secret with his mom.

Perfect. Just perfect. You will have to pardon me if I use that line sometime.

"We have just got to trim this twelve-day shadow, Ahmy!"

re: #75 alegrias

Europe let Robert Mugabe the murdering thug attend the obscene UN Food Crisis meetings in Rome recently.

Had they been mensches who cared about humankind, they would have citizen arrested Mugabe & his ticks.

[Ironically, today's Bastille Day, commemorating the overthrow of tyrants who said "Let them eat cake".]

Well whether they actually said that is a topic for another day, but it seems these 2 morons had a happy Bastille day!

[Link: www.haaretz.com...]

re: #80 blangwort

* * *
Why are you advocating more "soft" power!

I want Maggie Thatcher swinging-a-pearl-necklace-power:

"Don't go Wobbly!"

re: #87 OldLineTexan
"Cept you can't get leisure suits in polyester anymore. After the '70s, the polyester was put on the endangered species list.

re: #3 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Another chance for his plane to mysteriously disappear from radar over the North Atlantic.

Sometimes planes just explode in midair. Remember TWA 800? No bomb, no missile, just boom.

re: #88 IgofAntioch

Why don't barak and mahmoud meet at Columbia University and talk about the lack of gays is Iran? That should prove interesting.

There are no gays in Iran.

Vertical stripes! Vertical stripes!

Amazing...how insecure does a man have to be to keep his woman in a bag?

You all realize his coming to the USA is only to show the world ( mostly the Muslim world ) how submissive the western world is to him a "powerful" Muslim?

The peasant can not visit the king's palace as he pleases, but the king can enter the peasant's home whenever he feels like it and he can leave whenever he feels like it.

The peasant can not refuse to let the king in and has no power to hold him captive.

Am I the only one who sees this ?

If he is looking for where to stay, I hear Charlie Rangel has four apartments.

I was about to make a remark about Sparks Steakhouse, but I won't.

Dinnerjacket doesn't have to bring the wife. The women are not individuals, so one is very like another. He could just fold up a burka, bring it here, put it over just about anyone, and, voila, it's his wife!

re: #95 buzzsawmonkey

There's a "Short Eyes* for the Queer Guy" joke in there somewhere.

_______________
*"short eyes" is, or was, prison slang for a child molester.

I wouldn't leave my camel or goat around him, so I sure as hell wouldn't let him babysit. He's got a gleam in his eye that really screams for trouser legs taped to his knees and an easy-flash raincoat.

re: #99 gibsonz

Amazing...how insecure does a man have to be to keep his woman in a bag?

Well unless she's a rubber blow up one you mean?

re: #100 buzzsawmonkey

She's so much sacks-ier that way.

Unworthy of you. Trying too hard.

/and, of course, I NEVER do that

re: #100 buzzsawmonkey

She's so much sacks-ier that way.

"Bagging a babe" is a multi-cultural term with varied meaning.

re: #106 buzzsawmonkey

Rangel's living quarters are sort of like a cow's stomach.

The mad midget can stay at Councilman Charles Barron's place...

re: #83 lawhawk

People think that WWII was this great event where the entire country rallied behind FDR and the government. Nope. The Bundists were still active after 12/9/1941--but very quiet.

Also, there was as much rancor in the press then about the prosecution of the war and what was being done as there is now. A lot of people wondered why in the name of hell were we landing in North Africa in 11/1942 when the real fight was in Europe. Many bitched about being in Europe at all when it was the Japanese who attacked the US.

Basically, not a lot is new. The only difference is that GWB is no where near as flamboyant a leader as FDR was.

re: #64 pingjockey

OT; I gotta ask, what is with lurkers going to dead threads, or almost dead and dinging down comments? Plus some of these 'dingers' never post. WTF?

These are people who are obviously very strong and secure in their positions.

not.

re: #100 buzzsawmonkey

She's so much sacks-ier that way.
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you`re killing me Buzz...I guess it does leave a lot to the imagination!

re: #90 OldLineTexan

But, i just shaved my back before I left Tehran.

Perhaps he'll be caught in the crossfire during a bloody shootout between Ray's Original Famous Pizza and Ray's Famous Original Pizza.

re: #99 gibsonz

Amazing...how insecure does a man have to be to keep his woman in a bag?

She buys her clothes at Sacks Fith Avenue.

He's trying out for Chorus Line, again?

re: #115 calcajun

But, i just shaved my back before I left Tehran.

"Don't worry, sweetums...we have a whole barrel of Nair back at the bathhouse."

re: #88 IgofAntioch

Why don't barak and mahmoud meet at Columbia University and talk about the lack of gays is Iran? That should prove interesting.

Or how about how the average Iranian clings to their korans, AK47s and their xenophobic distrust of Infidels.

re: #113 reine.de.tout
Hahahaha! Just struck me as odd. Why ding somebody down if you aren't going to engage them in a debate about why you disagree?

re: #105 Silhouette

You mean it would be something like "Mahmood and the Real Girl". All he would need is an inflatable doll.

So where do we go to protest this unwelcome pest? Terminix? Orkin Man?

re: #121 buzzsawmonkey

You're really bagging for it, aren't you?

Her investment bankers - Goldman Sacks - will then give her a guided tour of the Bourse.

re: #125 alegrias

So where do we go to protest this unwelcome pest? Terminix? Orkin Man?

Voting booth.

re: #17 reloadingisnotahobby

Anywhere out to 500 yards and calm winds
and my mind starts wander................./:)

I'm guessin' you ain't talkin' about boatin' and fishin'.

re: #125 alegrias

Since Abe Vigoda is alive, I say we let Tessio handle security for this meeting.

re: #71 calcajun

Now, more fun with photoshop opportunities. Imagine him in a hot-tub. Or, perhaps on a fur rug (yes, he probably has on growing on his back).

Just getting him wasted at a karaoke bar would be fun to see.

And doing a duet with Ted Kennedy. In Spanish.

Just keep that terrifying "Mr. Mephistopheles" away from me.

Hugo and Mahmooood are are P.O.S's....
But the U.N. General assembly gave them standing ovations
After talking shit all over our nation!

U.N. out of the U.S.A.!

Did you all see today where Iran protested McCain's (joking) statement that perhaps high US cigarette sales to Iran were another way to ...shorten life expectancies?

re: #121 buzzsawmonkey

You're really bagging for it, aren't you?

I'm TRRRRYing to come up with a pun about the old sack dresses.

/shoot me before I do

re: #134 alegrias

Depends on what Phillip Morris and RJR spike 'em with.

re: #129 filetandrelease
Ah....Nope!
More like 6.5x284..........

It just gets more and more interesting.

re: #117 pre-Boomer Marine brat

Oh, good, we're past 100...

[Link: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com...]

re: #87 OldLineTexan

He's meeting with the "Queer Eye for the Short Guy" team as soon as he arrives.

Seriously....where are all the gays? They should be out front protesting this creep's arrival! If he had his way, they'd all be tortured and then beheaded.

re: #136 pre-Boomer Marine brat

If you two don't stop it with the fashion puns, we're just going to have to show you the Dior.

A lot can happen from now until then...

re: #104 Occasional Reader

Paul Castellano.

re: #125 alegrias

So where do we go to protest this unwelcome pest?

Boy's department at Syms

re: #141 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, good, we're past 100...

[Link: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com.. .]

ARRRRGGGHHH!

re: #134 alegrias

Did you all see today where Iran protested McCain's (joking) statement that perhaps high US cigarette sales to Iran were another way to ...shorten life expectancies?

Iran denounces McCain's remarks about cigarettes [Link: news.yahoo.com...]

"...TEHRAN, Iran - Iran's Foreign Ministry has condemned remarks by Republican presidential candidate John McCain that exporting cigarettes could be a way of killing Iranians.

The state-owned English language IRAN daily has quoted ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini denouncing the remarks as "inappropriate" and describing McCain's attitude as "regretful."

re: #87 OldLineTexan

He's meeting with the "Queer Eye for the Short Guy" team as soon as he arrives.

Ah, so THAT's why he's coming to New York! To get a Queer Eye makeover! Obviously he can't get one in Iran -- no homosexuals there.

re: #143 calcajun

If you two don't stop it with the fashion puns, we're just going to have to show you the Dior.

*BARF*

Will Dinnerjacket see an especially bright golden glow around Obama?

Just drop him off on the sidewalk in front of ground zero without any security. He would be as welcome as an infidel in mecca.

re: #144 JetBoyTerp

A lot can happen from now until then...

In fact, most of it will.

re: #142 jill e
Just like NOW, the silence from the gay rights movement is deafening when it comes to Islamic theocracies.

re: #141 goddessoftheclassroom

I love that one!

He just wants to come get a fist-bump from Obama.

re: #62 Jeffrey Nihart

That's dangerously close to a no-no there, Jeffrey.

re: #148 alegrias

The state-owned English language IRAN daily has quoted ministry spokesman Mohammad Ali Hosseini denouncing the remarks as "inappropriate" and describing McCain's attitude as "regretful."

Of course, what they meant to say was "regrettable". He didn't sound "regretful" at the time.

re: #144 JetBoyTerp

A lot can happen from now until then...

If I could predict the future, I'd be in a different line of work. Look to the sky, little guy.

If he does meet with BHO, whose halo will shine brightest?

re: #151 Ojoe
Nope, a green fog from the over powering smell of bs that obambi has been flining around.

re: #141 goddessoftheclassroom

Oh, good, we're past 100...

[Link: icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com.. .]

ROFLMAO

Fortunately, I have taken to keeping a lower-back brace hanging beside the computer ... y'know, the kind warehousemen wear? I works wonders for muscular and rib damage.

re: #145 lawhawk

Just remember to take the cannoli.

addendum to #148

Iran wants a CHANGE!

"...Last week, McCain was asked about an Associated Press report that the U.S. exported $158 million worth of cigarettes to Iran during the Bush administration in spite of restrictions on U.S. imports.

"Maybe that's a way of killing them," McCain said. He then said that he was joking.

Iran has officially announced that it supports neither U.S. presidential campaign but does hope the election will bring a change in U.S. foreign policy.

re: #164 Occasional Reader
And leave the gun.

re: #151 Ojoe

Will Dinnerjacket see an especially bright golden glow around Obama?

Everybody sing... Hosanna, Obama, bama bama O, bama hey, bama ho, bama...

re: #112 calcajun

You're right that we weren't as wonderfully united during WWII as we often like to believe, but I think things are MUCH worse now.

I think television changed a lot, for one thing. It's such a great medium for touchy-feely propaganda.

And the MSM during the Vietnam war was united .........against the USA. Hanoi Janes were celebrated instead of prosecuted.
Thousands marched in front of the TV cameras waving North Vietnamese flags.

Most of the MSM today and many Democrats actually root for us to fail in Iraq.

And when not at the U.N. client #10 will be avoiding calls from Elliot Sptizer.

Am I the first to chime in with a "malignant dwarf" comment?

re: #169 taxfreekiller
Or the pic of them hanging the two young men from cranes.

re: #143 calcajun

If you two don't stop it with the fashion puns, we're just going to have to show you the Dior.

This week on Project Bagway...

re: #171 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
Yep.

re: #167 Andopolis

That ends in

"Hey Hey, Goodby,"

doesn't it?

Jail Dinnerjacket, ship him to Gitmo.

re: #172 pingjockey

Or the pic of them hanging the two young men from cranes.

Which photo? There are LOTS of those.

re: #172 pingjockey

Or the pic of them hanging the two young men from cranes.

I thought it was seven at a time.

re: #10 MandyManners

At which forum was it that BHO recently refused to debate Sen. McCain?

We're not talking debate here, are we?

re: #143 calcajun

If you two don't stop it with the fashion puns, we're just going to have to show you the Dior.

Armani of those puns offending you? Well, you can always change the Chanel.

re: #180 taxfreekiller

Plus tactical genius

re: #181 Occasional Reader

Armani of those puns offending you? Well, you can always change the Chanel.

*DOUBLE BARF*

re: #154 pingjockey

Just like NOW, the silence from the gay rights movement is deafening when it comes to Islamic theocracies.

NOW thinks all men are amoebas on fleas on rats, UNLESS they're cute, little, hairy Islamofascists!

re: #168 wolfie

It's such a great medium for touchy-feely propaganda.
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Most shows are nothing more than agenda driven drivel...when something like the Sopranos come along people flock to it because it seems realistic compared to most tripe they are being spoon fed by the media.

re: #177 pre-Boomer Marine brat

re: #178 Silhouette

Don't know. Pick one. They showed them hanging two guys in the middle of a town from construction cranes for being gay. I guess it is okay to molest little girls though. Mo did.

Hey, guess who just released a new CD and is currently touring America with his band.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

re: #183 taxfreekiller
Git er done!

re: #165 alegrias

addendum to #148

Iran wants a CHANGE!

"...Last week, McCain was asked about an Associated Press report that the U.S. exported $158 million worth of cigarettes to Iran during the Bush administration in spite of restrictions on U.S. imports.

"Maybe that's a way of killing them," McCain said. He then said that he was joking.

Iran has officially announced that it supports neither U.S. presidential campaign but does hope the election will bring a change in U.S. foreign policy.

We can do that! Fifty Multiple Independently targeted Reentry Vehicles with 5 megatons each should result in a noticeable change. One SSBN can do this job and then head for a nice bout of R&R.

re: #143 calcajun

If you two don't stop it with the fashion puns, we're just going to have to show you the Dior.

Do want me to change the Chanel...?

re: #181 Occasional Reader

Armani of those puns offending you? Well, you can always change the Chanel.

* * *
In Obama's case, the Ermenegildo Zegna! Pun that, Senyor Ocasional!

re: #189 taxfreekiller

Unwanted guests seldom leave on their own.

re: #173 Cygnus

The problem with the burkha is that it gives her this "hefty" look and she's just not "glad" to be in one.

re: #192 lifeofthemind
Nah, way too much. That'll throw rubble all the way to Damascus.

re: #194 alegrias

* * *
In Obama's case, the Ermenegildo Zegna! Pun that, Senyor Ocasional!

"Ermenegildo Zegna, I'll be gettin' in a taxi, honey..."

(old "Mary Tyler Moore Show" reference)

Will there be a protest of his attendance?

re: #194 alegrias

* * *
In Obama's case, the Ermenegildo Zegna! Pun that, Senyor Ocasional!

Zegna makes nice neckties. The only kind dinnerjacket needs comes from Columbia though.

re: #190 Last Mohican

"You're sixteen...You're beautiful....And you're mine!

re: #187 pingjockey

re: #178 Silhouette

Don't know. Pick one. They showed them hanging two guys in the middle of a town from construction cranes for being gay. I guess it is okay to molest little girls though. Mo did.

Yeah. I quit looking at those photos sometime late last year. Too frustrating. Makes me think of napalm coming in through the windows of an Expediency Council or Guardians Council meeting.

Will there be a protest of his attendance?

Something to make the G8 protests look tame, I would hope!

re: #195 taxfreekiller
Right there, "coward money whores", says it all.

re: #193 goddessoftheclassroom

Do want me to change the Chanel...?

Sorry, I didn't see the previous use of this one.

I'm sorry my contribution wasn't Worth much...

re: #199 pingjockey

Nah, way too much. That'll throw rubble all the way to Damascus.

That's a bad thing? Last time I checked, Damascus was in need of some rubbleizing.

re: #184 pre-Boomer Marine brat

We try to be funny and suddenly Hugo Bossing us around.

re: #14 MJ

Another reason to kick the UN out of the US.

Do a google image search for the word "uninvolved".
Or just click here.
[Link: images.google.com...]

Speaking of Persian Nazis:

Iran: Our Dastardly Missile Launch is Causing MASSIVE ZIONIST EMIGRATION From Tel Aviv!

re: #208 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey
That much tonnage would make a hell of a mess. We don't want to get rid of the people, just the mad mullahs and their mad dwarf spokesman.

re: #212 buzzsawmonkey

Some people deserved to be Wanged up side the head for these puns.

[Link: patdollard.com...]

re: #209 calcajun

You know, Versace weak idea, this has gone on for a surprisingly long time.

Donatella Charles, heagonna be mad.

re: #211 WriterMom

LOL!

re: #189 taxfreekiller

Piss off the U.N. so bad they would pack up and leave.

Boot all of their cars and make them pay off all their parking tickets.
That will send them packing for sure.

re: #214 pingjockey

Also if their centrifuges are underground, it is enough to seal the entrances with rock rubble.

re: #202 Creeping Eruption

Zegna makes nice neckties. The only kind dinnerjacket needs comes from Columbia though.

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As in ColOmbia, formerly Chavez-funded FARC country?

re: #217 Last Mohican

Hilfiger it out sooner or later.

re: #212 buzzsawmonkey

People here seem to be having a Blass.

I wish Kenneth were here. Kenzo calm and level-headed, isn't he?

re: #218 Creeping Eruption

I'll see your LOL and raise you a ROFLMZTO.

(rolling on the floor, laughing my Zionist tuches off)

re: #194 alegrias

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In Obama's case, the Ermenegildo Zegna! Pun that, Senyor Ocasional!

A favor, please. Let's lay off Ermenegildo Zegna. Zegna ties are the reason I quit darknening the door of Neiman Marcus. Gets awfully expensive when one leaps off the table and physically drags me across the parquet floor to the salesman.

re: #220 Ojoe
True that. Catch all the damn scientists too.

re: #188 buzzsawmonkey

A very good point. It could have been much more difficult to unite the country w/ both the America Firsters and the Reds making up a the 5th column.

On the other hand, the American people as a whole were still very patriotic. They had not been subjected to all the "nuanced" history lessons that are standard fare in education and the media today.

The nuts were there and not without power, but they had not yet taken over the asylum.

re: #222 calcajun

LOL! (first time I ever typed that and really meant it)

re: #112 calcajun,

Um, how many Republicans met with Mussolini in 1942? How many called FDR a murderer, or said he'd betrayed America? Not lunatic Bundists, but, say, former Presidential candidates, seated senators, and the like?

How many Republicans wanted the Nazis to win?

Some links, please. The Republicans were a loyal opposition. The Democrats of today are pushing the bleeding edge of treason.

re: #221 alegrias

good neckties for Mr. Dinnerjacket
You will see

Bush's approval rating would skyrocket if he would just go ahead and deny this little turd's Visa.

He could invite AhmadInJihad to join the all star cast at his Denver coronation which will include Rev. Wright, Imam Farrakhan, surviving members of the Weather Underground, Harun Yahya (who could visit his soul brother Kent (Dino Man) Hovind in prison) and, finally, a plethora of washed up celebrities who will pledge fealty to the Hidden Imam so they may leave for Iran if Obambi loses.

re: #193 goddessoftheclassroom

Do want me to change the Chanel...?

We dogs use eau de toilette

re: #210 bosforus

That's - special...

re: #221 alegrias

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As in ColOmbia, formerly Chavez-funded FARC country?

THey make just the right kind of tie for adinnerjacket. COlumbian Necktie

re: #225 pre-Boomer Marine brat

A favor, please. Let's lay off Ermenegildo Zegna. Zegna ties are the reason I quit darknening the door of Neiman Marcus. Gets awfully expensive when one leaps off the table and physically drags me across the parquet floor to the salesman.

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Oscar "the tentmaker" de la Renta could cover Ahmedinejad's first lady's formal wear needs.

Re my post #47 Whose Halo will be shiny-er?

Ahmadinerjah gave a speech at UN, with a light shining on him, and he held the audience spell-bound, not blinking for 25 min.

Obama, as the messiah, naturally has his own halo.

Very fitting, for the one person bound and determined to bring out the 12th imam from his hiding well,

and what not...

re: #225 pre-Boomer Marine brat

A favor, please. Let's lay off Ermenegildo Zegna. Zegna ties are the reason I quit darknening the door of Neiman Marcus. Gets awfully expensive when one leaps off the table and physically drags me across the parquet floor to the salesman.

So you're Zegna don't want us to continue?

re: #213 taxfreekiller,

+-3%, so Congress could have a negative approval rating.

re: #225 pre-Boomer Marine brat

A favor, please. Let's lay off Ermenegildo Zegna. Zegna ties are the reason I quit darknening the door of Neiman Marcus. Gets awfully expensive when one leaps off the table and physically drags me across the parquet floor to the salesman.

I'm with you on that. I have a few . . . too many, and I rarely wear ties.

re: #211 WriterMom

Maybe the Iranian media can run some photoshopped images of Jews fleeing Tel Aviv?

re: #212 buzzsawmonkey

People here seem to be having a Blass.

I'm sending you a Bill for another keyboard.

re: #227 wolfie

Yes, but they were averse to casualties then as they are now. If they knew how bad the damage had been at Pearl, or what a debacle the Anzio landings had been, and so on, there is some speculation that the desire to press on would have waned.

If we had to invade the home islands, the public would have balked at huge casualty lists and demanded we negotiate a peace treaty with the Japanese.

re: #225 pre-Boomer Marine brat

A favor, please. Let's lay off Ermenegildo Zegna. Zegna ties are the reason I quit darknening the door of Neiman Marcus. Gets awfully expensive when one leaps off the table and physically drags me across the parquet floor to the salesman.

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Ouch! Glad to know when the Zegna got tough, the tough got going.

Now I'm hoping that McCain doesn't try to appease the indies/Dems by saying something 'reasonable' about Achmed's visit.

I'm thinking that the reason for the satiric New Yorker cover is to pre-empt claims of partisan favoritism when they produce their election issue cover portraying Mac as a philandering, scar-covered, brain-addled geriatric coot - of courser in the case of a McCain cartoon cover, just days before the presidential vote. And we won't need for the NY'er to have any more ammunition.

re: #243 Kenneth

Maybe the Iranian media can run some photoshopped images of Jews fleeing Tel Aviv?

Why are those hundreds of men all wearing the same shirt?

re: #230 Iron Fist

,

Um, how many Republicans
met with Mussolini in 1942? How many called FDR a murderer, or said
he'd betrayed America? Not lunatic Bundists, but, say, former
Presidential candidates, seated senators, and the like?

How many Republicans wanted the Nazis to win?

Some links, please. The Republicans were a loyal opposition. The Democrats of today are pushing the bleeding edge of treason.

The GOP of WWII was loyal to the point of nominating Wendell Wilkie to run against FDR. No offense meant (I got a funny-sounding name myself), but no one wanted a "President Wilkie" to take on Hitler.

re: #199 pingjockey

Nah, way too much. That'll throw rubble all the way to Damascus.

OK you can dial them down to 200 KT each and still get the job done.

re: #248 Silhouette

Why are those hundreds of men all wearing the same shirt?

All those jews look a like.

/

Oops: replace "He could" by "The DNC could" at the beginning of my previous post.

re: #243 Kenneth

Yes-here it is!

re: #245 calcajun
I don't think so. The public was pissed about Pearl Harbor. There was a very high revenge factor at work here. Plus the propaganda showed the Japanese as less than human. We weren't fighting people, we were fighting animals.

re: #247 runrabbitrun

- of courser in the case of a McCain cartoon cover

Should have been 'of course', but in context 'of courser' kind of works too

/

Wonder if Obama’s people are discussing the logistics yet with Mahmoud’s people?

Since BHO's character, principles, and primary occupation are a matter of record, I imagine they're simply discussing price.

Breaking: Iranian news agency releases photo of Jews fleeing Tel Aviv

Obama will tell him he has been hiding in a well in Hawaii.

re: #240 Occasional Reader

So you're Zegna don't want us to continue?

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Me rindo! You Advanced Placement smartie~King Juan Carlos couldn't stump you, much less shut you up!

re: #230 Iron Fist

None. But there were plenty of people who wondered why we had to ally ourselves with the USSR and why we kept dumping money into Chaing's China. We know now why it had to be done, but the reasons were never fully explained to the US public.

re: #36 Cygnus

Grow more hemp.

When the RNC came to New York, the Pro-Women, Pro-Abortion, Pro-Civil Right, Pro-Gay Rights, Anti-Violence, Anti-War, Anti-Nuke crowd came out and did this.

I am publicly calling out all of these people when a true enemy of all the things they hold dear, if not the peace itself, comes to New York.

Show me that you actually stand for the things mentioned above, and not just against Republicans!

re: #249 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Wilkie would have also been an apologist for the Third Reich.

re: #242 Creeping Eruption

I'm with you on that. I have a few . . . too many, and I rarely wear ties.

Same here. The Zegnas are my favorites.

re: #263 WrathofG-d
Not gonna happen, ever. They like 3rd world dictators.

Don't have time to read all the posts, so apologies if anyone said this.

When he arrives, he should be arrested, and told he will receive all the respect for his diplomatic status that he gave our diplomats.
And if the UN doesn't like it, they can move to Tehran and hope that isn't on Israel's target list.

re: #235 Cap'n DOC

That's - special...

If only it were true.

re: #245 calcajun

I think you're right.....( but overstating the case whn you say it's no worse today.)

In the line of what you're saying, can you imagine what would have be the story had we had television shots of all those bodybags, etc etc etc. !

re: #267 Kosh's Shadow

Don't have time to read all the posts, so apologies if anyone said this.

When he arrives, he should be arrested, and told he will receive all the respect for his diplomatic status that he gave our diplomats.
And if the UN doesn't like it, they can move to Tehran and hope that isn't on Israel's target list.

That pretty much concisely sums up the previous 266 posts give or take a few references to his premature end in unnatural ways.

re: #266 pingjockey

You are right and they should be publically shamed for it.

As bad as Bush and the "evil" Evangelical Christians are....they have nothing on Ahmadinejad and Iran.

The "left" is so f.o.s., it is no longer funny. They should be called on their hypocracy.

re: #258 Kenneth

Breaking: Iranian news agency releases photo of Jews fleeing Tel Aviv

Very believeable.

re: #258 Kenneth

Breaking: Iranian news agency releases photo of Jews fleeing Tel Aviv

Its worse than you can imagine

re: #247 runrabbitrun

Now I'm hoping that McCain doesn't try to appease the indies/Dems by saying something 'reasonable' about Achmed's visit.

I'm thinking that the reason for the satiric New Yorker cover is to pre-empt claims of partisan favoritism when they produce their election issue cover portraying Mac as a philandering, scar-covered, brain-addled geriatric coot - of courser in the case of a McCain cartoon cover, just days before the presidential vote. And we won't need for the NY'er to have any more ammunition.

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Didn't you get the word today, McCain is SO OLD, he doesn't do his own emails, websearches, googling, blogging or photoshopping?

That's what I heard this morning on local radio WMAL 630-am.

I was so hoping a computer geek would become my Commander in Chief! (NOT)

Anyone else remember Al Gore in his brown designer suits, wearing a cell phone on his belt to show how tech savvy he was?

DinnerJacket is going to Colombia to discuss Genesis.

re: #267 Kosh's Shadow

Israel should take him, and trade him for Shalit, Arad, Goldwasser etc.

re: #229 Last Mohican

What can I say. I was inspired. Now others will be Jockeying for position.

re: #212 buzzsawmonkey

People here seem to be having a Blass.

hey buzz..
full disclosure.. I still can't get our internet going at the new house after a week..
So a special thanks to some neighbor around here.. I'm stealing your internet.. and i really feel bad..
AT&T is working on it so i feel comfortable with that..
/ i always see the glass 1/2 full

So buzzmonkey..keep it up, love reading your stuff.
It's time for the hoopster to swim some laps in the pool..love the new house..( the housing crunch has been heaven for our family..got a killer house for a great price..not bragging..but really happy our things turned out for our family )

re: #271 WrathofG-d
We do all the time here. Can you imagine the LSM asking the head of each of those groups why aren't they protesting the treatment in Iran of their fellow constituents.

re: #246 alegrias

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Ouch! Glad to know when the Zegna got tough, the tough got going.

The tough would get taken for about $140 a pop!